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Starting point is 00:02:59 We encourage our listeners, go ahead, give us a five-star review on Apple Podcasts and podcast and then show offers in the comment section today We'll be reviewing a show called Bill Maher talks to kids We both listen separately. That's the other before house get into the show hosted by Bill Maher I'm not sure what the point of this is. I really don't understand why that was the biggest question You know what you don't need to do this bill. Nobody's asked for this Oh, that's key for this no one wants to watch Bill Maher who famously never had kids never wanted to have kids and now he's sitting down with children For a an interview and he's got there's six children total and they have three sets of two this is

Starting point is 00:03:35 How this one starts off and immediately Bill Maher is wildly inappropriate with an eight-year-old girl I have a sister. She's the oldest of my sibling. How old is she? She's 19. So 19, 16 and eight, I always was curious about families like that where the kids are like very far apart and they just did, it was like, honey, there's that thing we used to do.

Starting point is 00:03:58 What was it? It was in bed. Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho And then they, but it's always good to be like the baby of the family because she gets Yeah I have a little cousin, he's four What the fuck was that? Thank God it went over her head Well Bill I think caught himself being like well I'm not gonna get a laugh out of these people talking about their parents fucking Duh It's so uncomfortable

Starting point is 00:04:18 I told you this was gonna be Christmas Day Yeah it's crazy I was right to not Did I disappoint? Fortunately or unfortunately he's only ever crossing these sexual lines on this though He's never blowing smoke in these kids face like I had hoped he doesn't offer any of them a drink. That's true He does drink tequila while he's talking in his hand every introduction. He walks in he says the same thing You can't get good help these days, and then he has this big bottle of tequila

Starting point is 00:04:43 He's pissed at whoever did the booking for this show because they get all the names wrong and the ages wrong and so Bill comes in and he's just like, you're supposed to be two eight year olds. How old are you? He's like 16. I'm like, geez, I was pissed off about everything. But I like this because Bill talks to an eight year old like he would talk to you or me. He just shuts her down when she thinks she's telling an interesting story and like literally every time comes over

Starting point is 00:05:09 Sometimes she thinks of random ideas learning. He was hiding under my grandma's bed She was hiding under the bed yes, yeah, that's not that interesting Why did you even tell me that I'll give a shit about that she's like yeah, you're right. I was stupid I'm just nervous First time on a podcast bill, maybe you could riff with me a little bit right help me out It's tough love. This is a fun question. He says what do you kids do for kicks? You know he's using slang from the 60s. He says front a few times It's very strange. He's he went through an urban dictionary before starting this recording or something and by the end too

Starting point is 00:05:51 You could tell this is a long day for him. He's really getting he's really getting tired by the third interview Yes, I think you're right about that though I'm not sure that he actually recorded it in the same order that's out Because this girl was the most charismatic of all the children and so this was front-loaded and it's mostly talking to her and About her. Let's find out what she does for kicks. So what do you do for danger? For danger? Yeah for kicks. For kicks? Like what? Like what? Well, I don't know you tell me. You're the kid I'm asking questions. That's what I'm gonna know. Like what do you like when I was your age? What I did for kicks was What's what I'm gonna know like what do you like when I was your age what I did for kicks was

Starting point is 00:06:26 What's that? She was talking about roblox No, you shouldn't even have a phone Three three That was my reaction in my head because I couldn't say that three It's just so wrong. I Mean three and what do you do on your phone? I play roblox minecraft and I have it on my own YouTube channel

Starting point is 00:06:53 I also have an extra Instagram account and a tick tock account. Someone's gotta teach this woman how to plug a show though No, but what's your YouTube channel? Right? Yes. That's a good point. She just bragging that she has a YouTube channel So do I sweetheart Bill never made the same you know with the hock to a girl. He said oh you should have that on my network He never offered this woman a Maybe behind the scenes maybe hock to embarrassed him by turning it down and so now he's gotten a little bit more suave about it Clearly yeah, probably so that is interesting that this eight-year-old girl is like what do you do for fun she's on her phone on tik-tok I mean the

Starting point is 00:07:31 Chinese are taking over the level of parenting in this country we're pretty much have just given up yeah yeah just take our kids it's fine I know I did we don't care so let's say when it comes to child actors and dangers, I think the phone is a little light. You think so? Right. I would rather have an issue with phone abuse rather than something else. Okay. I don't know if that's true.

Starting point is 00:07:57 I think social media is probably really bad for children's development. Well, this one specifically, she's being thrown into commercials, commercials she's been doing shows she's really in the ringer she probably that's their only time to escape is looking at that screen that's true she is a huge star as we're gonna find out parents let her in this interview they never pull her out I think the other interview got cut short because it was getting so uncomfortable the parents just let this ride you know a finger there and high in the other room I don't think parents were there because at a certain point she looked at the camera and says mom. I need a blah blah blah

Starting point is 00:08:27 And he's like well You know how to look into the camera and everything like she finds camera for somehow you figured out the same word Pretty incredible, and you know the cameras are in the wall in this room, too It takes a little it takes a keen eye to find where they're looking yeah It's not like the Lawrence Welk show there aren't guys on a giant scaffolding zoom it around so Bill asks, what do you want to do when you grow up little girl? Okay, so what are you gonna do when you grow up? Become a baker still be an actress and I might see you actually job and then yeah Still Ashley's job my Ashley. Yeah

Starting point is 00:09:01 And then, yeah. Still Ashley's job, Molly Ashley? Yeah. Oh, yeah, she does the media here for this company. She puts out the clips and stuff. That is a great job to get into. And you seem to be very savvy since you had a phone in the womb. Ha ha ha.

Starting point is 00:09:17 Ha ha ha. You laugh, but that's next. They're just gonna implant a phone in there so the kid, when they're born, they're just like, what's the phone? When I was inside my mom's womb, I was always making cheese and milk, and now I'm sensitive to milk. Get on her for connecting those dots, because I couldn't.

Starting point is 00:09:40 I would have just been like, probably not, Bill. I don't think they're going to, I mean, that would be very uncomfortable for the mom. Well, good for her for keeping the show running. Bill has no idea what he's supposed to do here. Right. Like, what are you supposed to do with that? Like, oh, well, you had a phone year three. What, are they going to start implanting those and frightening women?

Starting point is 00:09:56 No, no, they're not, Bill. My eyes aren't open yet, so it wouldn't make a lot of sense. Well, here's a joke. So this girl very rudely interrupts the conversation. And Bill has an adult joke here. Not that I have to tell you. Made more entertaining movies. I mean, from the beginning.

Starting point is 00:10:13 I mean, he became a star in the early 80s. There's grass in my shoe. There's what? There's grass in my shoe right here. Oh. Well, why don't you give that to me? I like grass. I was gonna eat it. Anyway. Grass in my shoe right here. Oh, well, why don't you give that to me? I like grass

Starting point is 00:10:28 Anyway, um Camera like I'm making drug references, huh? Pretty wacky stuff. Let's talk about your parents fucking and be doing drugs Oh, you ended it before the most uncomfortable part where he does look at the camera and he says even Mickey even in Bugs Bunny They used to sneak one in for the adults in the room, right? Yeah, he's very proud of himself for that ad lib right there So then he starts talking to him about Elvis. He's like you guys don't care about Elvis. He's like blown away by this I don't know why that is But the life of Elvis doesn't interest you at all No, not really. I mean, you know, you know, he was like a bad MF right?

Starting point is 00:11:06 Elvis? Yeah, Elvis Presley. Yeah, I've heard of him. You know, you've heard of him. Yeah Isn't that amazing? I guess what are we talking about Bill? You know, he's a bad motherfucker, right that Elvis like I guess I don't know How old is this guy? He ride a how old Motorcycle yeah Wow the rubble I Don't know I didn't know why he was going on and out about there He's talking about his agent and how he took 25% or 30% ripped Elvis off Like these kids are sitting there going I mean I would maybe 15 but 10% I think it's still the standard right Bill Bill knew that he was gonna talk to six kids before he walked in the room, right? I assume so, maybe they just sprung this on him. This is April Fool's joke or something.

Starting point is 00:11:50 What a great prank. Now, in every conversation, for some reason he has to bring up tramps. And so this conversation with these kids ends with this. So did you wear the same kind of clothes when you started out life as a boy? I assume you're both transitioned. I assume you were a boy as a child and you were a girl.

Starting point is 00:12:07 I mean that's... What? No. What? No. Well, I thought everybody these days was transitioned. No. No, no.

Starting point is 00:12:15 No, you actually was born? Yeah, I was. And you were born a girl? Yeah. Oh, okay. All right, fine. Whatever kink, whatever you're into, whatever weird stuff you're into is fine with me nothing weird about it I have no idea what you're talking about, sir

Starting point is 00:12:33 Okay, yeah bill you weirdo that you transition yet you're eight years old She's like I don't know what you're talking about. You're scaring her. Yes, right. What are you? What's going on right here? Should I? yeah, bill thinks this is hilarious content. And someone in the chat is asking how long till this girl's on WTP. I'm guessing she's gonna be our next review girl. Yeah. If you might guess. She can be sassy towards me.

Starting point is 00:12:54 She reminds me of when Vic was a little boy. Those were the days. Alright, so now let's get some other kids on the couch. Oh, perfect. You know, I was a little nervous. I didn't know if you were going to clip when he called himself a cracker. Ugh, no. I didn't pull that part. My mother was very uncomfortable by that scene.

Starting point is 00:13:12 Your mother was? Yeah, we watched this together. You know, I said, oh, she's a big fan of Bill Maher and we watched this and she said, Bill, you can't say that. It's wildly inappropriate. So he has these next kids on and I mentioned, I don't know why he's doing this. It doesn't make any sense. He does actually explain why he's doing this but

Starting point is 00:13:30 We we're very happy to have you here because we're trying to like um, sort of iron out the the demographic Problem that we have. I mean the last two guests we had were Shatner and norman leer So we want to get some young people. You remember Norman Lear? No, that was before your time. You still watch TV? Is TV still a thing? Wow. Making Norman Lear references. This guy needs a note card.

Starting point is 00:14:00 Well, he's like doing this for not for his guests. He's like talking over their heads. You almost heard someone chuckling in the back of the room or something. It's like yeah I mean you can just talk about shit the kids won't know about I guess You could you could That's you want to do but what this really comes down to is that Bill Maher has a TV show He's had a TV show for I think four decades and so he's just like hey kids You know TV is cuz he really wants it to be like yeah TV's awesome Like yeah, okay cool, and he's upset that, hey kids, you know what TV is? Cause he really wants it to be like, yeah, TV's awesome. Like, yeah, okay, cool.

Starting point is 00:14:26 And he's upset that it's not all that relevant. Most, for most kids our age, it's not that relevant. It's more like YouTube and TikTok. Right. But can't you watch YouTube on TV? Yeah. Good question. All right, so TV wins again.

Starting point is 00:14:43 What do you mean, Bill? Okay, he's like, boom! Yeah, Good question. Okay. Alright, so TV wins again. What do you mean, Bill? Okay. He's like, boom! Yeah, take that. So in a way, it's just like a different TV channel. Yeah. I'm trying to make myself feel better because I'm in TV and it is a dying medium. But I know that.

Starting point is 00:14:58 It's okay. There are still plenty of people who watch TV. Is there any shows that you watch that are still on the networks? I don't know what show. I mean, I don't watch a lot of hell of a lot of shows. The weather! The weather! I like watching Modern Family. Modern Family! Yeah, and Saturday Night Live.

Starting point is 00:15:18 Okay, there you go. I like a lot of drama shows because they have a twist at the end. Okay, now we're watching TV. Okay, what do we have to front about TV for? We still like TV. Yeah. Look how excited he was. Right, at first it's like he wants to make them feel comfortable, but it's really all about him.

Starting point is 00:15:36 Yes. Yeah, oh, okay. Modern Family, that is a TV show. I know what that is. Yes, wow. We can finally relate on something. That word front just, get me bill no cap mar I'm not sure why he's adding this language here. I don't know why either. He doesn't really talk like this

Starting point is 00:15:51 Also, can we just point out the shirt? This is the shirt that he thinks kids like he likes the colors He said the shapes this is gonna make me attractive to a kid. Sometimes he dresses up for a date Sometimes it's a business interview. This is what he likes to dress for kids. I think you're onto something there He definitely does pick out his attire depending on who he's gonna be talking to that day He's a well thought out guy for sure. I know David's a big Bill Maher fan. He knows his opinions, too He's always shooting from the hip. So it's not there's a lot of forethought. He wakes up in the morning He says how do I feel about my outfit my politics my room? Yeah, whatever the case is. I feel stoned about it Well, right the Korean girl goes I like dramas and he it. Well, the Korean girl goes, I like dramas.

Starting point is 00:16:26 And he's like, oh, great. What do you watch? Like Grey's Anatomy. What are we talking about? And she watches K-dramas. I guess there's a whole streaming network just for Asian people. And she just watches Korean shows and Japanese shows.

Starting point is 00:16:40 And he's like, oh, that's not TV. I want to talk about TV. That's not TV at all. You shut up. I want to talk about TV. That's not TV at all. You shut up. I got to talk to the other one. So more TV talk and TV shows. OK. All right.

Starting point is 00:16:52 So watch a little Grey's Anatomy. Would it kill you? Watch Scandal. That was a great show. Remember that one with Kerry Washington? You'd like that one. Strong Woman. Strong Woman shows, right? Great point. Yeah, I don't know. We

Starting point is 00:17:07 started to accomplish this. Remember, remember scandal? Like if I went if I had Bill Maher in my show, I remember when Dominic Hesich was the best player in the NHL and the Sabres were on that Stanley Cup run. Remember that Bill? Oh, you don't? Yeah, cuz you don't give a shit about that. Why are we talking about it? What's he doing? I don't understand. So then this other girl who's a modern family fan explains what modern family is because Bill's not familiar with it a very young wife and a very old husband with a

Starting point is 00:17:36 Kid nothing wrong with that. Yeah Played by Sophia Vergara for the young Viagra she's hot, huh? played by Sofia Vergara for the young. Oh, Sofia Vergara, she's hot, huh? Um, so. You're laughing like crazy. I don't know who those people are. He doesn't know Sofia Vergara?

Starting point is 00:17:52 How is that possible? Dude, how is that possible? That's so weird. I am well versed in her. I would think Bill would be too. She's probably too old for that. She's too old, yeah, yeah. But still.

Starting point is 00:18:02 That's a little bit shocking, Sophia Viagra. That's a great Viagra joke, too, for the kids. That was for the people in the back of the room, it sounded like. I guess so. But he did perk up when she's like, you know, old guy with a young wife. He's like, yeah, okay.

Starting point is 00:18:16 I can relate to this show. Yeah, how about that 19-year-old sister? I'm surprised he didn't get her number before she left. Now, Bill starts showing off his amazing knowledge of human migration I guess bill was a history major in college and so he starts schooling these young ladies You know who the first people were he was a history major now. He's just history And you know who the first people were in Alaska

Starting point is 00:18:42 They were Asian. That's why they still look Asian, the indigenous people there. They came over from Asia. They went all the way through Russia and there's a part called the Bering Strait. I was gonna say the Bering Strait? A very narrow waterway that separates Asia from where North America starts at the very northern part of Canada and Alaska. Look how polite they're being. I can see I'm losing the crowd. Don't you think, Don't you think that's kind of interesting that humans came all the way across Asia and then that's how we got into North America?

Starting point is 00:19:15 Yeah. That's why Indians look Asiatic. And then they went all the way down into South America. I'm kind of learning a little bit. Yeah. I wasn't prepared for this. Yeah, it's like, what are we talking about here, Bill? They don't care about this. Again, I don't understand what the point is.

Starting point is 00:19:30 I've always tried to accomplish with this show. I know that Bill does very well for himself when it comes to smashing puss. Sure. But this looks like what it would be like watching a date go wrong with Bill. Yeah. Where he is losing the crowd, you know.

Starting point is 00:19:45 Yeah. Like, you're Asian. Here's some Asian facts. He's digging into his history lessons, right? Is Asianic a word? That almost sounds like it's something that we've kind of retired decades ago. That's a very good point.

Starting point is 00:19:56 I've not heard anyone else say that, so it's possible. They were Oriental, all right? Let's put it that way. Sure. But the Orientals came over and another Eskimos. So I imagine that Bill, when he's out on a date with a young lady, talks about whether or not she watches TV. I think a lot of it is the same script that he has from a dinner date.

Starting point is 00:20:15 That's what I'm gleaning from. Yes. Well, you remember, you know, when I was on your show previously, we talked about Seth Myers. He said that, you know, he kept insisting, oh, you don't watch my show. Don't you watch my show? He's always fishing for you watch my show, right? Even the kids. Thanks a lot, Carl. Yes. He definitely wants to know if people are watching his show on Max. He's very proud of it. And then they get into what are these kids doing on the internet?

Starting point is 00:20:42 And of course, Bill has to start referencing porn and shit like that, which is weird. You're on the internet. Wikipedia goes from one side to the next. What if it leads you to someplace where you don't think you should probably be? Because I hear from parents, not that I'm one, but I hear they're very worried about what their kids are seeing on the internet. I

Starting point is 00:21:07 Don't think I go on bad websites or anything. You could right? Yeah, if it takes me to one I just exit Well, I mean say you're you you're interested in like climate change so you start looking on that that's a big issue I mean your kids are worried about it for a good reason Okay So you start looking on that. That's a big issue. I mean your kids are worried about it for a good reason Okay, climb it it leads you to weather then you're looking up stuff about the weather then it leads you to Stormy Daniels All right. Now you're into porn With eight-year-old girls clearly you don't get my point. Let me spell it out for you Come with it's where his head went to talk about Stormy Daniels Women I thought he was hoping earlier they were talking about Wikipedia because that's

Starting point is 00:21:48 what this gets into. I know maybe it mentioned the Hitler game. That's a little, you know, it comes to Wikipedia. You're not going to end up on pornography from looking down Wikipedia articles. I know that was such a stretch. Like what he goes, what websites do you kids enjoy besides X tube and Pornhub? And so they girl goes, I go on Wikipedia and you know, you can get go down a rabbit hole. Girl doesn't say this, but basically what she's saying. And yeah, bill turns it

Starting point is 00:22:11 into Yeah, but if you click one of those links, you never know you're gonna be watching double penetration. And, and then they cut it off before the cum shot. You got your kids know what I'm talking about, right? Then you gotta go find the original video. Next thing you know, you're paying 20 bucks a month for a service What are we talking about though? I why did you go there with this? He was the devil on my shoulder He's bored if he's not aroused Right. I think yes, he definitely gets bored easily

Starting point is 00:22:38 That's why I shouldn't be talking to children in the first act, but let's get into more trans talk Don't you guys have to all these kids about being trans like maybe I want to be in a blah blah blah when I got maybe like in five years it's gonna be something completely different yeah yeah that's kind of what they teach your kids these days is you might be completely different in a year or two you might not even be a girl, huh? No. Let's always leave that door open. And that was the cold open that you used on this show where both the kids are like, ugh. Yeah, it's not as funny as I thought. Yeah, what are you talking about?

Starting point is 00:23:15 What a creep. Mom, the man just said I might not be a girl in a couple of years. Should I talk to him ever again? No. I'm certain the next words that they said were, can I go now? Yes, I know they were so uncomfortable right there. But you know what, let me back up,

Starting point is 00:23:30 because earlier in this interview, Bill does get a great joke off, because Bill is a clever comedian. What kind of music do they play in Korea? Soul? Get it, soul music? Because again, the capital. This dude is fucking coin. Jesus, Bill. You know, like hip hop? You get it? Soul music? Because again, the capital. Soul.

Starting point is 00:23:45 This dude is fucking coin. Jesus. Jesus, Bill. It's so bad. All right. So then we bring on these two teenagers who are both Jewish and going to private Jewish schools and Bill, let's bring up Hamas. Let's get that going with this Bill Talks the Kids show.

Starting point is 00:24:04 We learn Hebrew, but we also learn like Jewish history. I have a class about that. And like, um... Yeah, I don't think it's the Jews who have to learn the Jewish history. You might want to tell it to the college kids these days. Because these morons are out there protesting for Hamas. But let's not get you kids involved in controversial subjects like that. I would love to see kids like no No, let's talk about this

Starting point is 00:24:26 October 7th, let's go. What are we doing? Oh Wow, one more clip I have out here because again bill history major One of the kids brings up they enjoy history class or something and they might major in it So Bill's like, oh sweet big mistake. Yeah, I know I get to school you guys. Do you really enjoy history? I'll make you regret it. Yep. Here we go. I'm gonna start remember it hunter gatherers. Yeah, and When did the hunter gathering stop? Have you learned that? Yeah, when they started planning food and had like a sofa hierarchy basically and like yeah rules up and this was called the agricultural revolution Around when was this? I don't remember that hierarchy basically and like set rules up. This was called the agricultural revolution.

Starting point is 00:25:06 Around when was this? I don't remember that. But that's a quirk. About 10,000 BC. So only about 12,000 years ago did people settle down. And once they did, right, once they settled down, everything changed. That's boring. You're boring, everybody.

Starting point is 00:25:26 Quit boring everyone. And then what happened, Bill? Then what? I didn't understand this. The conversations he had with all three sets of children were awkward and bizarre and really didn't accomplish anything. He insists that he doesn't know. I'm sorry, I don't mean to cut you off.

Starting point is 00:25:42 He insists he doesn't hate children, though. my mother was sending me clips of old episodes saying no He says right here at this timestamp he hates children hates kids And then he tells you know he says no this was started by a kid rumor that a kid that I knocked into the gutter With my car door yes, so it's it's almost like this is a PR stunt or something. They're like Bill you're starting to look a little bit out of touch and you say you don't like kids and so you're not doing really well in this demo and that demo. Does Bill have a wheel of consequences? Maybe that's what it is. Maybe he lost the last round of club random and he had to spin the wheel of consequences because

Starting point is 00:26:20 none of that seemed to make any sense. What are your takeaways from it, David? Anything else? Well, it's a little late if it's's you know, trying to PR move or some sort I think it was 2009 or something when he was in some heat when there was some of these college girls They all ganged up and beat up another girl and it resulted in serious injuries And then he went on his show that Friday and said, hey kids would be kids You should have seen what we were doing when I was in college and that's he seemed pretty out of touch right that Yeah, it's not great. It's not a great look right there.

Starting point is 00:26:48 Yeah, so he's 15 years too late to try to right the wrongs of the past. No one's buying it. I'm not sitting here. You know, there's not going to be a bunch of Midwestern housewives who are now tuning in to his political show on Max because, oh, he talks to children. All right, cool. I can watch this guy now. Sounds good.

Starting point is 00:27:09 Now you might think that we've already witnessed the cringe of the week but that's not true. We have our cringe of the week. This one comes in from Ryan Rebulkin and you will recognize this the host and you'll recognize the conversation. The one, the only Jari Javana is here and I've encountered her from a mutual friend, Bree Shoemaker, who has been on the show previously. And I was just like, well, hey, she clearly has her voice. She clearly has her model and I might as well just let her promote her brand. Well, I definitely appreciate it because I have a lot to say.

Starting point is 00:28:00 And I always love these chats is like anyone who says they got it all figured out. They're just kidding themselves It's like yeah, no How can you with different apps different platforms pretty soon? There's gonna be five new social media or video creating and devices. No one's heard of but yeah And they're changing their VPs and content so Pretty soon the blogs that are giving advice will be outdated within like the year, maybe even a month Yeah, definitely. I definitely do agree

Starting point is 00:28:34 and But I love these round tables because we try to go beyond just the speculation and just actually just look at what we've read about and in our and read it back to each other in our voice. But so One of my favorite podcasts, oh, Sully. Sully. Always keeping the conversation moving. I love that guy. He might do well with a music bed behind him. He needs something in there to distract the guests from the fact they're having the worst

Starting point is 00:29:16 conversation they've ever had before. It's a great stinger though. But that is what, it's a great stinger. That is what Cringe of the Week is all about right there. shows hosted by Sully. Now, David did something last weekend that I'm excited to learn about because you sent me over some videos. I've not watched them yet. I'm excited to be surprised you saw Louis J Gomez. Well, we didn't even you know, we didn't even go to the show. We were just outside the shows for the evening there. So why would you want to go to the comedy show, David?

Starting point is 00:29:48 I feel like you're a big fan of comedy. Oh, that wasn't our job. We were there to work. We weren't there to enjoy a show. I see you have a strong work ethic, David. Right. Well, thank you. And it was good.

Starting point is 00:29:58 We were able to collaborate with you a little bit on this because I knew that I was going to be coming on to this show. And I said, we're also doing this thing the weekend before. So Louis J Gomez was performing in Janesville, Wisconsin, the Comedy Cabin. It's a comedy club there at a strip mall, but it's a nice club. It's in the basement.

Starting point is 00:30:11 It looks pretty good. It looks kind of like a friend's parents basement, you might say. But it's a nice, small venue, intimate venue. And he was there for two shows, two nights and three shows. And we had a little bit of a beef. I had submitted for a competition months ago for the rap podcast. And the competition was never followed up with so

Starting point is 00:30:27 blind Mike Geary had attempted to get some attention on Twitter with me and that didn't follow through as emailing the producers, I couldn't get a response. And at the end of that, we you know, the only thing we can do is just confront him in person. Do we were able to do that? In a way, you know, it is it is a little strange how often that's happening to me and the people that it is, you know, some is it is a little strange how often that's happening to me and the people that it is You know some people reach out to me and I would say that they're they should be more difficult to reach but

Starting point is 00:30:50 Regardless we went up there and we just reported on the show. The owner was a little I didn't send you one of these clips But it was a little funny because the owner at first was concerned that we were reporting on something from the night before Oh, so he was really concerned right and he was like, you know, the people are working just told me there are people out here with cameras reporting on something so I just wanted to make sure. But then as the night went on, I think, although he was relaxed at first he was just starting to get annoyed that we were out there anyway. So anyway, but we went out there and then we were able to ask Lewis J. Gomez, you know, I do just have a why don't we just play clip one I have a little introduction this would have saved me some speaking. to save me some speaking. All right. Hey there, I'm David Collins, host of David Collins 30 minute half hour show. And we're here outside the comedy cabin in Janesville, Wisconsin for a comedy show. The comedy show is

Starting point is 00:31:34 for comedian Louis J. Gomez. We've also gone ahead and reached out to Carl Hamburger of who are the podcasts. And he's going to be we're going to be doing a bit of a WATP collaboration today. All right, I'm excited about this. And then we can just go right into the second clip is just to tie in. Okay. So one of the reasons why we decided to kind of collaborate

Starting point is 00:31:57 with Carl Hamburger of Who Are the Podcasts? He has some experience with, he has some prior experience with Luis J Gomez, so they know each other and they're familiar. Also, Carl Hamburger sent me an email and wanted me to ask you some questions, but they were all very rude. I don't know who Carl Hamburger is. Oh, of WATP of Who Are the Podcasts. Oh yeah, yeah, I know Carl.

Starting point is 00:32:14 He thought, he thought, yeah. I raped his girlfriend. And that's what he said. He said he has some sort of prior relationship, so they thought it might be something. On camera, we raped his girlfriend. Wow. Because they wouldn't talk shit about us on the podcast, and I refuse to not be talked on camera. We raped his girlfriend Wow because they wouldn't talk shit about us on the podcast And I refuse to not be talked shit about but also I'll be appearing on WATP next week

Starting point is 00:32:31 right now now the Rumor is the episode of rap where Lewis raped my girlfriend and I did something to Doug from who's right to because he was on the show that we reviewed rap with and and I did something to Doug from who's right to because he was on the show that we reviewed rap with and Apparently Shane Gillis was on that episode and they had a scrub it from the internet When Shane Gillis got the SNL job, everyone was looking for things to be pissed at him about So that episode no longer exists on YouTube. Is that correct David? Oh, well, of course, they don't have anything on YouTube months later It all goes behind their paywall Okay, even swiped it was even all goes behind their paywall. It was even scrubbed from

Starting point is 00:33:05 their paywall content. It might have just been uploaded within the last few weeks actually. Jerry was doing a little research on this for me. Oh great. Okay. Very good. So that's fun. Yes, we do have a little bit of a history with Lewis. Remember he called into our voicemail line and said if you don't fucking review me or review all these other shows you're not going to review me. You don't have the balls to review me. So we did and pretty much just piled on Zack and Miko But that's how I remember it anyway, right? Well, you know we came we do these sometimes we go to a comedy show or a festival or a movie premiere or something And we like to talk to audience members as they're going into the show and then as they're leaving and things and in this case

Starting point is 00:33:39 We also took the opportunity to try to ask some of those audience members about who are the podcasts? But that didn't really work out too. Well in this case, you'll see clip 2.5 there. Okay. Do you watch Who Are the Podcasts? Carl Hamburger. Not familiar. Okay. Are you familiar with the show Who Are the Podcasts? Which ones?

Starting point is 00:33:58 With Carl Hamburger. Oh, no. Oh, anyway, well, he has a former relationship with Luis J. Gomez. Do you know Blind Mike Geary? Yes. Of the blind Mike project Really just have to have to wait here. I wonder if anybody's even coming to the show Great. We're out here. Are you familiar with the show? Who are the podcasts? Okay Should be a great show. Do you watch Who Are the Podcasts? What?

Starting point is 00:34:25 Do you know the show Who Are the Podcasts? I do know who we are. I think I know who we are. Oh, well, I'm unaffiliated, but are you familiar with the show Who Are the Podcasts? Like podcasts that I listen to? No, it's a show. You know, this is turning into a disaster. Carl wanted us to do some sort of collaboration. I I thought more people knew his show. Who are these podcasts? Oh, right

Starting point is 00:34:51 That's right. These podcasts I'll be on there next week sweet. I will be talking about this show. What's your name? David Collins? David of David Collins 30 minute half-hour show. Okay. Let me put that in This is a fucking hit piece man. This is some bullshit right here. I think there's some selective editing going on. Oh, no What we wanted to? You know, we're trying to deliver it as is and we were out there all night I was doing my best but very few people in it must just be the region there We'll do really well in Wisconsin. That's true. Not our bread and butter which is strange, you know know you guys have similar basements that's true it's a good point you

Starting point is 00:35:28 wouldn't believe the American fleet and have any clips of this oh most of these cars that showed up to this show had American flags on the back or big ones sticking out or people had even my camera guy had an American flag tattoo on his leg it's Wisconsin's very American that's good I'm glad I'm glad to see that the pride and the Patriots are out there representing for this country. A lot of MAGA hats, I imagine. Well, I wouldn't say that. Oh, okay. It was very patriotic. And then of course, we were able to get Luis J. Gomez to speak with us a little bit. It was a bit of a, he was pretty cold at first, but we said the right thing and

Starting point is 00:36:02 it kind of barked him over to us and had to talk to him for about 20 minutes on it off over the course of the night But you know during that some of that time I was able to ask him some of the questions that you wrote Oh great three there. Well, I'm excited about this This is so interesting that I wanted to ask you here and I'm just a little step I you know But I'm actually the car will ask me to come on the show next week and I said, you know I'm doing this thing at Louis J. Gomez's show maybe I'll have something he says well I have a former relationship that'd be interesting so he sent me these and I said now I have

Starting point is 00:36:28 something to bring to the show when I go on who are the podcast there I've had to kind of reframe some of these. I had to re-write these. Is that reframed? It's reframed because he said why are you a pussy. Why am I a pussy? So that was a question he just says that I'm a pussy so you recognize that that was even a question. No, he asked the question. I reframed this for my own notes here I mean your questions that you wrote for the show, of course, you know, they're very adversarial They were they were a bit adversarial. You're you're right about that. I haven't been invited to a skank fest I'm a little bitter about it. So oh, well, that's perfect. That's what this next clip here addresses Oh great claims you refuse to include his show at your comedy festival, right? a little bitter about it, so. Oh, well, that's perfect. That's what this next clip here addresses. Oh, great.

Starting point is 00:37:05 He claims you refuse to include his show at your comedy festival. Right. He wants WATP to be at Skankfest. I'm not really sure. He does music. He's never asked. His band might do Ska.

Starting point is 00:37:17 He's never asked. Ska sucks. I don't even know if I can name that many Ska bands. I know Ian Fiedans likes Ska, and that's enough for me to handle. Okay, well, he's somebody that's ignored us on all social medias too. Good, exactly. Claims you refuse to include his show.

Starting point is 00:37:29 Yeah, so he's never asked to be on Skankfest. We probably wouldn't include him, but regardless, the way to go about it wouldn't be sending these weirdos to ask me this question. Well, I brought it up to him, you know, in a way. And he makes a good point. This was not my strategy to get on Skankfest. You asked me what questions to ask Lewis. I see. Well there's the answer.

Starting point is 00:37:50 There it is. Fair enough. Maybe an email. Although I found it's very difficult to email him. You really just have to go find him in person. Yeah apparently if you want to have a conversation with him. I've successfully DM'd with him a few times, but I imagine his Twitter is probably pretty busy these days.

Starting point is 00:38:05 Even later in the night I said, you know, David calls 30 minute power show. He said, send me a link. I said, I'm here right now because I can't send you anything more. Right. Yes. This I I drove all the way from Iowa to talk to you. This is not an efficient way to communicate. But this is what I got to do. All right. We got one more clip on air. I think we have one more clip here wrapping up talking about W ATP with Luis J Gomez all right Lack of diversity I guess that's not true Godfrey, you know what I thought you'll notice that I had a Smith I actually wrote for you are you aware that they do a festival a Puerto Rican rattlesnake

Starting point is 00:38:36 Louis J Gomez the dabble con festival of some sort and I don't know really too much about it But Carl had commissioned me to write for that roast which was very fun But one of the jokes that I'd written for that roast was commenting how there was no diversity on that roast There's probably no diversity on this. Oh, it was interesting for him to target you for that call me Call me out for diversity when I have a very diverse network. That's exactly right No need for apologies Derek Gaines and Dave Temple two blacks Well a couple Jews Dave Smith big Jay Ok. Does that count? I think it counts.

Starting point is 00:39:05 I think at this point they're like considered the lowest form of humanity. So right? Good point. Fascinating. And you know, Jerry sends me these clips of the rap podcast and that's what I really see and they always seem to be a wide range of guests. And even I have a lot of trouble getting women guests on the show. Puerto Ricans, Latinos, Latinos Jews we got them all right, but we don't we don't

Starting point is 00:39:27 We fucking you're really diverse. All right, Lewis. You convinced me you have enough diversity on your network There we are. It's all good on the ground reporting there and getting to the bottom of it a very diverse network Well, thank you David for being I guess the megaphone for who are these podcasts? Thank God. Getting the word out there. I'm glad you were serendipitous to end up being a correspondent for your show in lieu of not making it a correspondent for his show. Well, I would appreciate if you were in the name of our show. That'd be helpful, probably. So, right. You know, it says it right there. It's a lot easier when it's in front of me. Right. Yeah. So I'd say as far as the audition goes, you know, it says it right there. It's a lot easier when it's in front of me, right? Yeah, so I'd say as far as the audition goes

Starting point is 00:40:06 You know, well our people get back to your people don't reach out We'll be reviewing this and determining whether you have a full-time position or not with WTP Perfect. Well, you can call me anytime. Oh, okay. Great. That sounds good. Well, David, thanks again for doing that I mentioned you before the show. I went through the rundown with you and what I wanted to talk about today and I mentioned to you before the show, I went through the rundown with you and what I wanted to talk about today. And recently, Howard Stern came back to radio after his summer break and we played his first show back and we thought it was a little bit boring. Wasn't all that inspired.

Starting point is 00:40:37 You would have thought that they would have a lot more to talk about after two months off. Right. I feel the same way. We're looking forward to season three next year going into October and we have plans for that. Right. I feel the same way. We're looking forward to season three next year going into October and we have plans for that. Right. You're probably getting pumped up for your first show back on the new season. Change things up. Bring something explosive. Well, Howard did change things up. That's right. Howard Stern, after coming back to his show two months off, decides to let

Starting point is 00:41:20 Chant GPT write a script that they then acted out. That was this past Monday. And we played that on the show. I made Pat Oates suffer through that. And producer Chris, and it was terrible. It was the worst thing. And we're going, why is he doing this? Is he actively trying to piss off his only listeners, his few listeners that he has left? What's he doing? So the next day, my buddy Mike gave me a heads up that there is some feedback from the listeners about the AI script and that whole bit they did.

Starting point is 00:41:51 Oh, a lot of fans wrote in that they hated how boring the ChatGPT script was. I don't know if you heard the show yesterday, but if you missed it, I had this idea where we would feed ChatGPT some facts about the show yesterday, but if you missed it, I had this idea where we would feed chat GPT some, you know, facts about the show and chat GPT wrote a script, an artificially intelligent script about how I was thinking about retiring and Robin was talking to me about retiring and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it created this cliffhanger script where we never even found out if I was gonna retire.

Starting point is 00:42:25 ChatGPT left it as a cliffhanger. Oh, wow. And the fans wrote in, Howard, it's boring. Do not do it again. Okay. So that's the first note he wrote as far as the feedback goes. Here's some more feedback coming in to Howard from that.

Starting point is 00:42:40 Howard, please do not do more of the chat GPT bit. You have writers for a reason. Howard, I'm submitting a no vote for the AI script. It was all bad. The AI script needed some punching up called the Jokeman. Oh my God, no, we're not doing that. No matter what. No matter what.

Starting point is 00:42:59 So everyone's saying it sucks. They even bring up Jackie the Jokeman, bringing him back. I thought it was interesting that Howard even referenced that. Rare mention of Jackie or anything having to do with Howard's past showing up on the show there. And he's like, there's no fucking way. I mean, Jackie's a nice enough guy. I'm sure you can get him in there to punch up some things, but that's fine. It's a different show. Now you guys are doing different things. And so Howard learned that using AI to write a comedy bit is a really bad idea. Or did he?

Starting point is 00:43:31 My favorite part of today's show was the chat GPT script. Very fun to listen to. Chat GPT, I was shocked how they nailed the Gary character. Please do an AI Ronnie sex tip. Howard, I'd be interested in some additional versions of the AI script where you try to make it funnier? Well, that's the point. We're not going to touch the chat GPT script. And this one says, yeah, why isn't Ronnie in the chat GPT? Well, I did feed into chat GPT for a second script with Ronnie and JD in it. And there is a script. That's retarded.

Starting point is 00:44:09 Why would he do this? It was a disaster, people are writing in, that was terrible, never do that again. And Howard goes, so you know what I did? I did it again. Okay, but you're not gonna talk about it anymore, right? You're not gonna actually try to act it out like you did last time, hopefully.

Starting point is 00:44:25 This one takes place at Robin's mansion with her pool. And we're all sitting around discussing whether I should retire. Oh, that's fun. But a lot of people did write that they do not want any more Chad GPT. I personally want to hear. Are you torn because of this? No, no, he's not torn about it at all because Howard is blatantly trying to get people to stop listening to his show. I used to

Starting point is 00:44:51 think that he was doing that kind of subtly with the guests that he would have on the bits that he was doing. Now he's just obviously like he's trying to tank his own show. He said we did this horrible thing. Everyone hates it. I want to do it again. It's a weird angle to have. It's a weird way to go about hosting a radio show. But here we are. But I think we should do it despite all the negativity around ChatGPT. Do.

Starting point is 00:45:17 Well, then let's do it. All right. Hold on. Let me get my scroll. Do. How does no one push back again? Fred puts all this time into getting the right sound beds together for this thing and now they have Ronnie the limo driver who's retired from the show living in Vegas But I remember back when I was listening to Howard Stern years and years ago one time instead of saying dude He said do and now like that's the funniest thing still So he told chat GPT that every time Ronnie starts

Starting point is 00:45:45 to set us with the word do. So that's part of this bet. But then they also get JD involved in this as well. So let's, this is how it starts off with the announcer. Oh, great. Scene opens at Robin Quivers, Policial estate by the pool. Howard Stern, Robin Quivers, Gary DeLeBonte, Ronnie Mund, Jay D. Harmeyer, and Fred Norris are lounging around having drinks. Howard is in deep contemplation about his potential retirement. The atmosphere is relaxed but tinged with tension over the discussion We join mid conversation. I Don't know. I don't know. I don't know guys. I mean

Starting point is 00:46:32 It's been what 40 years? Do I really want to keep doing this? Oh My god It's getting sad because honestly we didn't say this was AI I would think that they were just doing this because this is the conversation. Oh, am I gonna retire? It's about doing this for so long. I need to retire. Okay It is very funny if AI is just writing Robin to just laugh and have no other lines I say that's spot-on right that does figure that part out now

Starting point is 00:47:01 I'm not gonna play this whole thing for you guys like I did last time that was Torturous something I probably shouldn't have done figure that part out. Now, I'm not going to play this whole thing for you guys like I did last time that was torturous. Something I probably shouldn't have done. But I just wanted to let everyone know how terrible it actually was. I wasn't exaggerated. I want to prove it was the worst thing Howard's ever done in his life. He's had a lot of terrible things. But I want to play a couple bits from here. Because if you remember last time, Howard trained or the prompt that he put in to chat

Starting point is 00:47:23 GPT was that Gary wants to talk about going to a concert this weekend All right, so no matter what the conversation was he would interrupt with going to a concert this weekend Well this time it's got another hilarious joke. I think he was telling John were approved of this one Howard Howard, can I talk to you for a second off the air? What now Gary Percival? We're off the air and then, you've been very weird today. You've been very weird. I don't know. It's listen, Robin's got this beautiful place. But where's the shrimp Howard? You know, we're all at this huge mansion. There's not a single shrimp cocktail in sight. Not

Starting point is 00:47:57 even a fucking lobster roll. And that's what's bothering you right now. The the the lack of shrimp. I mean, we're talking about retirement here and you're worried about shrimp get it Gary likes eating shrimp look I know we had a lot of theories last time yeah with Pat and everything yes this doesn't sound like AI generated now it just sounds like a shitty script do you think that maybe they're they're gonna be like yeah guess what that wasn't even AI it's a regular banter anyway, so. I got the impression Howard Stern had ad-libbed that because chat GBT isn't usually good at catching itself

Starting point is 00:48:30 by saying, we're not even on air right now. Usually it would just fly in, it's miscalculated what it means, it doesn't correct itself on the next sentence. That's very intelligent. Also it's very odd that it goes, Gary, you're being weird today. It's you just, you're being weird weird like it wouldn't repeat something like that either

Starting point is 00:48:47 So maybe they're just getting loose with the script a little bit I can tell you that Ronnie is definitely loose with the script because he can't even read it and this leads to hilarity You are really out in the hamptons Vegas where you where you been? Howard So I guess the joke was a chat GPT is bad at writing scripts on the Monday show and on Tuesday show It's that Ronnie's bad at reading scripts. Hmm is the joke so they're just finding humor in all sorts of different places with us. And one of those places is Gary's recurring jokes. This is like my family. How do you walk away from your family?

Starting point is 00:49:37 Well, Howard, if there was more shrimp here, maybe you'd stay longer. Shut the fuck up at the shrimp line. What is wrong with these people? They need to get out of there. JD, run! Get out of there! What is this doing to you? This would be a great bit for a camping trip.

Starting point is 00:50:03 Amongst your close friends, not for a national radio show. Right. All right. OK, if this is really AI generated, I think Howard thought that this was going to be a recurring bit for weeks. Yes. If he had Fred prep this already instead.

Starting point is 00:50:18 Yes. I don't know why he was going through the comments about it, if he was just going to plow ahead. But I think he thought it was going to be hit perhaps over his vacation he's like AI is huge with the kids these days oh yeah everyone loved nothing but kids listened about the show anymore you know like yeah so I think he's running with it although I don't think this was AI generated or you could say oh chat GBT wasn't popular this week we're doing grok or way you know whatever the other

Starting point is 00:50:43 that'd be a funny bit on the audience as long as he's ridiculing the audience he might as well double down yeah he might as well well this is the exciting conclusion that chat gbt came to for howard's retirement you know what i've thought about it and i've got to say i'm not retiring not yet at least Not yet at least. I knew it. Howard, that's great. But can we go get some fucking shrimp now? Oh my God, Gary, enough with the shrimp.

Starting point is 00:51:13 Robin, can you throw Gary in the pool already? I just might to shut him up. Dude. Good stuff, huh? This was the thing that I can't believe that the staff wouldn't go hard. We can't do this. Why are we doing this? This is no one's going to sit here, hear this and be like, oh, I'm so glad Howard's back

Starting point is 00:51:34 from vacation. I'm trying to get fired. Thanks try to get fired. So after they read that script, now they're assessing how that went. And Robin has this to say. That was a better script, but still. It needs work. That was a better script. Better than the worst thing you guys have ever done?

Starting point is 00:51:57 Maybe. I hope so. It's possible. I guess. One more clip I have on here. And this is just, you know, Howard's asking, guys, let us know what you thought. He's trying to save this bit, and I didn't like it Monday,

Starting point is 00:52:12 but this one was pretty good, right? Anyway, good job, boys. Everybody did a nice job. And there you have the Chad GPT theater. We'll wait to hear from the fans if they want more, but I think that might put a close on it. I don't know. Fred only had one line. It looked like Ronnie had most of the lines.

Starting point is 00:52:29 He seemed to steal the show. Well, I did tell chat GPT that Ronnie starts every sentence with do. Wow. These people are programmed. I mean, Robbins always been that way. JD's always been that way. But now it's so painfully obvious because they're doing anti humor. They're daring you to listen to this shit and enjoy it. Remember a stern fan and all David, you're probably too young and Midwestern for this, right? I'm not too familiar. You know, he's never been something that I've caught too much up on but everybody you know he did the the sexual things he's famous that very very good way to wrap his up his career right

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Starting point is 00:54:22 David, there's a guy named Patty Broken Skull. And Patty Broken Skull- It's an unfortunate name? Well it is, but it's better than his other name, Patty Seacups. Or Puke Water. Or Patty Puke Water. But he does a show and it's only on Patreon. You can't get it anywhere else.

Starting point is 00:54:41 And I've recently signed up to his Patreon so that I can get some of the clips. He actually just dropped another new episode a couple days ago but what he just dropped yesterday is what I'm most excited about. He's been using AI to generate music. Now AI is very bad at creating comedy scripts. It's also very bad at creating music as we're about to find out because he just posted this. It is a Carl's Mess diss track. So he has come up with a diss track about me because he's still upset that I made an AI song about him. And so let's give this a listen, shall we?

Starting point is 00:55:16 Cracked Skull Amico, well that didn't work. Yo check the mic, it's time to rock. All Carl and his fans, they're off the mark. Who are these pot cats? That's the name, but some' his fans, they're off the mount Who are these podcasts? That's the name But some of their fans, they're bringin' the shame Carl, he's the host, with his theories wild But his fans obsessed, like a mesmerized child They hang on his words, every single sound

Starting point is 00:55:35 But some take it too far, they're underground Carl from podcasts, he's a sight Obsessed fans, they follow like light One had the body, buried deep Carl's world's twisted secrets of keeps. Wife and old lady, it's kinda weird. Calls appeal, it's unclear, my dear. Podcast drama, it's all a game.

Starting point is 00:55:54 Calls in the middle, taking the blame. Call, call, what a mess. Fans obsessed, they won't confess. Misfits, drummer landed a punch. Calls face holding, karma won't confess. Miss Fitz drummer landed a punch, Carl's face holding, Carl has a crunch. What I'm getting from this, he's not really mad at me. He's mad at the people who enjoy my show

Starting point is 00:56:13 and then find his show through that. He hates the game. Right, I think that's what we're hearing here because as I've been saying, and this is working, when you go to Patty's channel and you subscribe and you check out his shows and you comment on it, remember, your mom's house sent ya, not who are these podcasts, your mom's house.

Starting point is 00:56:31 I'll be very excited about that. ["Misfits Drummer"] He doesn't have limited knowledge on what he's talking about here with this song, but two Misfits drummery references. All right, that's fine. And it's part of the chorus. I can't tell what the chorus is. It's very repetitive. Let me fast forward a little bit because there's like this breakdown part where you can hear

Starting point is 00:57:20 the lyrics better. Look at that. hear the lyrics better. Calls world's crazy. It's out of hand. Fans and drama. They're in command. Misfits drummer. He's a hero. Calls reputation. It's zero. Is this the chorus? Calls world's crazy. It's out of hand. Fans and drama. They're in command. Misfits drummer, he's a hero. Calls reputation, it's zero. What else you got? Obsessive fans, they're losing their grip. One had a body in his basement's crypt.

Starting point is 00:57:57 It's time to step back, take a breath, and see that real life matters. It's not fantasy. They stalk and they harass, it's a real disgrace Thinking they're helping but they're losing the race Carl's got a platform, he needs to speak out Tell his fans to chill, stop the crazy clout It's just entertainment, it's not worth the fight

Starting point is 00:58:20 Let's bring back the fun, let's make things right So next time you listen, keep it in your head. Don't let obsession lead you to the dead. Whoa. Grateful Dad? I hope so. Jeez. I think he's taking all this very seriously. He's talking about harassment and stalking. They're just comments on the internet. What do you think you're helping with? No one's going to your...

Starting point is 00:58:44 Yeah, I was going to say, our fans have never tried to be helpful. Of course not. But this, this idea that he's being harassed and stalked, it sounds like he's being very serious about this. All of a sudden I download that from patreon.com slash that dude that screams. Speaking of songs, we debuted this on point devil point yesterday, but we have a new song about Rob Saul and of course Rob Saul is uh, stuttering John's co-host The co-host and good friend and and good buddy And so there's a song made about him from the detroit dabbling machine who's now going by Roberto Boschian, which I guess is his real name

Starting point is 00:59:27 who's now going by Roberto Boschian, which I guess is his real name, but formerly of 97.1, The Ticket in Detroit, and he put this together for us. He's an unlikable, untalented sub-par human being. Robsol, voice is really douchey, but tends never gets the pussy. Robsol, lights the stick his tongue and jot his back down. Rapsaw, a two dogs, little and a foofy. On his lap he looks real fruity. Rapsaw likes to sonomize the dogs back down. And I have to take them to the vet, and they have to get it back in.

Starting point is 00:59:58 Rapsaw, his voice is really douchey. Mottens gives him all the roofies. Rapsaw likes to stick his tongue in John's back down. Rapso, a toothed dog's a little and a poofy. On his lap makes him look fruity. Rapso likes to sidle his dogs back down. And they gave me a thing of lube last time I came. So I gotta jerk off the dog?

Starting point is 01:00:36 Great stuff. The Rob Saul parody. Very well done. Thank you for putting that together, Roberto. I appreciate it. All right, we're going to change things up. I want to introduce things up I want to introduce the WATP audience to the worst cook on YouTube. There's a guy his name is Jack Scalfani, Jack Scalfani, and he's been doing this Cooking with Jack show since 2007. He is a youtuber vet and I have a couple of people coming on making their WATP debuts to talk about this with us from the pink chicken and the lazy man podcast. We have Michelle and John joining us. What's going on? It's actually Tom. Oh, Tom. Hello friends. John to some of my friends. Alright. Tom and Michelle, welcome to the show. Thank you. Thank you for coming on here

Starting point is 01:01:26 Yes, thank you Chris. Thank you David. So I've been doing a deep dive into this jack fella and watching a bunch of his programs Oh, he has some sorry. Yes. You should apologize. Yeah. Yes several YouTube channels F as in Frank is his like podcast. He has tech time He has Jack on the go where he does restaurant reviews letters from Jack Right, he has eye to eye which is a faith-based thing. He's really into Jesus and This cooking with Jack I thought would be interesting for us because Probably the worst of the bunch. Oh, I would imagine producer Chris happens to be a very good cook Thank you. And so I thought you might enjoy what this guy's up to. I can't wait. Oh, I would imagine. Producer Chris happens to be a very good cook. Thank you.

Starting point is 01:02:05 And so I thought you might enjoy what this guy's up to. I can't wait. It was a nice surprise. Yes. So I have some clips from a recent, well actually, let's go back to the reason why you guys got your name. I have the clips from that episode. Okay, sure.

Starting point is 01:02:19 So he does, the reason why it's the lazy man is because he starts off his show with, these are lazy man recipes. Is that correct? Yes. So these are supposed to be the every man, the person who's not necessarily experienced in the kitchen can watch the stuff. If you're familiar with a standup comedian named Richard Jeni, who unfortunately passed away many years ago, but he had a whole bit, like a very sophisticated standup comedy bit

Starting point is 01:02:44 where he was like the lazy man cooking show and he had he cook a grilled cheese with a steam iron, you know, like bachelor cooking. That's essentially what Jack is, but like a disgusting demented mad toddler version of that. Okay. Now, how long have you guys been doing a podcast about him? She keeps all the details. I don't know, four years? Five? We've been doing it since late 2019,

Starting point is 01:03:08 I think, was when we really first started it, yes. And your show is just dedicated to just this one guy. Yeah, there's so many food crimes. I mean, there's a new one every week. So at least he's consistent with it. You know what I mean? So this is an episode going back five years from his channel and Like I said, this is how you guys got your name. Let's start off with how his show starts off

Starting point is 01:03:55 By the way, I'll point out, he has the wrong, if you look at his little pizza peel at the beginning, he has the wrong recipe at the beginning. Yeah. So this is introducing football finger food shrimp and chorizo quesadillas. Yes. It's not that. It's not that at all. None of that. No. introducing football finger food shrimp and chorizo quesadillas. It's not that at all. This is also a feature of our podcast. Frequently. We go to watch his episode and we frequently pause it because second by second, it just gets worse. Okay. Yes.

Starting point is 01:04:20 We are cooking like fiends. That's right. We're going crazy in the kitchen on the Cooking with Jack show. One recipe after another. Guess what's coming soon. That's right, chilis, soups, and stews. So if you got anything special, anything unique, you got a turtle soup recipe, send them away. Anything you want to ruin.

Starting point is 01:04:38 You got a killer award-winning chili. I have one already in the email box, but send them on over. Do it through Facebook, do it through Twitter, do it through Google+. Just send them on over do it through Facebook do through Twitter do the Google Plus Uh, just send it on over. It's only five years old. He was still talking about google plus. Oh, this is 10 years Okay, thank god. This one is it's highly highly reacted to I feel like it's one of the ones that's up there because Not necessarily the whole episode but they take the clip where he cuts into the chicken. Well, I don't want to spoil it. We're getting there. We're getting there. I love the colors. Yeah. You like the color of his

Starting point is 01:05:10 kitchen? The lime green? It's a great looking studio. In the canon of lore, this is referred to as the green kitchen or the California kitchen. He's moved several times. Somehow he keeps falling up. His appliances and kitchens just keep getting better. Even though his cooking has gotten progressively worse along with his strokes because the food he creates is literally killing him. Yeah. It's very poor health. This bad. I noticed this is also the laundry room. Yeah. I've never seen a refrigerator costs from a washer and dryer in the house before. Is there a problem with laundry soap? Weren't kids eating Tide Pods a couple of years ago wasn't that a fad?

Starting point is 01:05:49 Jack as always a man ahead of his time Yeah, so they probably because they're seeing it in the kitchen and assume that it was food Shell we'll look at the mom. We'll try to pick out what we think is the best. Okay right now though We're doing a product review. It's called bag and season bag and season original chicken now I haven't used a bag and seasoning a prepackaged thing like this since I was probably that big My mom used to sing called shake and bake. That's right I think they still have it and you put it in a bag

Starting point is 01:06:28 before. Well, sure have. We're familiar. His narrative ethos is like, when you first watch this, you think he's doing this for like a kid. Like, hey kids, join me in the kitchen and we're going to do raw chicken eating. Or he's doing this, like introducing this to like, some YouTubers do like a skit where they like present earth to aliens like greetings fellow visitors Welcome to earth here is how you cook chicken like but you have to understand that is a projection because that's how jack is That's why we call him the man toddler Every day he's like frosty this no man every day is a fresh day because he doesn't get better at cooking This is 15 years ago. We'll show you stuff from five days ago.

Starting point is 01:07:07 Yeah, no better. Yeah, I'll also call your attention to the Cartman in the frying pan apron situation. That's how he behaves all the time. Like he is Eric Cartman. That is him. That is his whole personality. It's not great. That's not a great way to be.

Starting point is 01:07:25 Yeah. Jack is a name. It does kind of lock you into an arrest of development, I'm sure. Oh yeah. It's true. All right, so this is how he's going to judge whether or not this seasoning is good.

Starting point is 01:07:36 So we're gonna see if it's any good, and I'm gonna put it side by side. So I'm gonna do half a chicken in this, and then another half a chicken in my regular gourmet seasoning that I have, the best gourmet seasoning you'll ever taste. And we're going to see if there's a difference. I'm not looking to say mine's better than this.

Starting point is 01:07:52 That's not why we're doing this. You just did. I'm just doing a lazy season with mine on chicken in the pan and then using their bag and seasoning and see if it's moisture, if it has a good flavor. I'll let you know if this is good. So we did say moisture and then he puts up in post that, oops, I should have said more moist, but can seasoning make something moister? No. And as a one-off here, he did at one point in time have his own barbecue sauce company

Starting point is 01:08:21 as well as his own, he did have spices, but the spice was like salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder. It's what everybody puts out. It's the same thing that Paula Dean puts out. It's the same thing that every chef is like, this is my signature blend. It's the same four ingredients. It's a white label. You can find white labeled condiment companies out there hot sauces spices all that that can do this for you and many people do and it's absolutely legitimate you know you especially there are the one company that he works with will take your seasoning blend like if you say hey I have a seasoning blend but I put a little bit of paprika in with my

Starting point is 01:09:02 garlic and onion and it gives it a kick and they will market that for you again fulfillment and market and manufacturing that's that's a specialized industry onto itself. Jack unfortunately takes their base recipes and he's bad at it and rather than letting them do the full fulfillment for it he got it shipped to his house and then he was reshipping it just straight up over the United States Postal Service. So and he could never offer free shipping because you know, it would cost three times with the product cost.

Starting point is 01:09:32 Nobody's going to buy $25 an ounce garlic powder from him with his face on it. So and that had became a bone of contention for him. He no longer does it. But yeah, one of his many failed business ventures was his own spice and sauce line. Well, I will tell you that if you want really good hot sauce, you can go to silkcityhot sauce.com with the promo code WTP and I do not ship it. I let the company take care of that shit. Exactly. We're going to do the best gourmet seasoning over taste. Yes. This is the part that it starts getting really bad.

Starting point is 01:10:12 So he just dumps it all over the food, which is just carrot, celery, and two chicken breasts. No oil, nothing, just going in dry. But also he never even like pats it down and spreads it out. Like some pieces have just giant clumps of seasoning other pieces Don't have any seasoning at all This is what he means by lazy man recipes. He doesn't mean shortcuts. He means literally lazy

Starting point is 01:10:35 He means literally like if you don't want to like go through all the trouble of proper technique and just throw seasoning at meat Yeah, just just throw seasoning at a protein and be like, I'm done, there it is. That's pretty much where we're at. All right, so this is when the chicken comes out. So he's got his versus the store bought packet. There's the store bought packet he's cutting into. Take a look.

Starting point is 01:10:59 I have to say, this looks more attractive than that. Yeah, I would agree. I'd say, yes. So we will see in a few moments before the care. So let's cut into the fire here. Let's see we got that all you see see the skin back. Everything that he sees and just takes right off. Can we set for this.

Starting point is 01:11:22 The juice is running right. Kind of piece of that right right what is pouring his seasoning on top of the shit have to do with how moist it is right why would that. Yeah, at one point here, he cuts into the chicken. There it is. And there's a pool of blood. That's great. That's a great job. No, it's not great. No. That's a lot of juice.

Starting point is 01:11:57 Chicken carpaccio. Didn't cook well right there, so I'm not going to eat that. See how that is? That's when you cut it and you test your meat. It shouldn't be red like that. This is okay to try, though, so I'm going to try this piece here. Now, you cut it and you test your meat. Shouldn't be red like that. This is okay to try though, so I'm gonna try this piece here. Now I wanna give you a cooking tip. It's really simple.

Starting point is 01:12:10 If there's a spot of red in your chicken, when you cut into it, literally one minute in the microwave, boof, just pops it right out. It'll cook it the rest of the way. It won't dry it out. That's a good tip. I promise you it'll work. Have you ever microwaved chicken? No! It's not good. Because if you undercook your chicken, it good tip. I promise you it'll work. Have you ever microwave chicken? It's not good.

Starting point is 01:12:26 If you under cook your chicken, it's popping in the microwave. It's amazing. Yeah. By the way, boof is a scientific term. That's the sound it makes when the E. coli actually overrides your system. I believe it. Boof is a Latin for food poisoning. Right. So this is not like trying to be humorous. He just cut into undercooked chicken and went, that's fine. Yeah, no, it's fine. I wouldn't eat it anyway. He must have an iron gut. There's no other way. Oh, a gut is one thing. He said, quote,

Starting point is 01:12:54 that looks great. Very good. I'm going to try the celery real quick. celery real quick. Why? Perfect. I need that. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. That's medium rare for you.

Starting point is 01:13:08 Farty celery. I'llomatics, mirepoix, fuck, it all goes in the hole. It just goes in his manhole. Just, yeah. He'll put anything in there. Don't get your fingers too close, guys. It's not pretty. It's not.

Starting point is 01:13:20 All right. Here's another tip. Grub hub. Right. Yes. Let's have someone else do it for Right. So let's see what his conclusion is. This is a major success. The McCormick one of the chicken season bag that was called. Yeah, get one of those. I think it was like a dollar dollar and change. Research flavor, a lot of moisture, throw veggies in there. I'll see you on the next episode. Take care I love that that was a major success after that video

Starting point is 01:13:49 So again you once it's like it's like a lava lamp it's hypnotic when you see this combination of immaturity and disgusting food preparation combined with just his Mutant version of a normal human personality. It's hypnotic. It's literally like, you know, it's the first time you try Jägermeister as a college freshman. You're like, this sucks, but I'm going to stick with it because I like where it takes me. That's us.

Starting point is 01:14:18 I wish we could see the show 16 hours later, coping with food poisoning. You're right guys. All right, yeah, just him on the toilet. Yeah, I'm not excited. All right, so this is a newer episode where he's going to make butter from scratch. Oh yes, yeah. That was last week. This is very exciting.

Starting point is 01:14:37 Yeah, this is just last week. Let's see what he's up to. So now he's got a newer intro. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. It sounds like Top Dirty to me. Oh yeah. It's got that rhythm.. It sounds like top dirty to me. Oh yeah. It's got that rip. A little hair metal.

Starting point is 01:14:51 You're watching The Cooking with Jack Show. Hey guys, welcome to the show. Jack Scalpani here. It's The Cooking with Jack Show. I promised to butter. Super easy. Come in close, let me show you what I got I like the Dutch angle okay I got a big one you don't have to but I want a lot of butter some heavy whipping cream some salt let's do it open up your heavy whipping cream he's

Starting point is 01:15:23 got a little sticky note on the salt The I'd rather see the one that says coke Mason jar Okay Okay, I still got some left good so later on I can chugging make more Good. So later on I can probably make more. Grab your salt. This is optional salt. Okay, so he's gonna add the salt to the heavy whipping cream and he puts it in the mason jar and that's how we're gonna make butter. He makes a statement here. I don't know the answer to this. I think he's wrong about it though.

Starting point is 01:16:00 You're gonna shake 10 to 15 minutes. The more you shake, the more butter it makes. How is that possible? It actually does work, but as you can see, his arm, I guess that would be his right arm, is pretty atrophied because he had a stroke in 2018 that kind of took away all of his motor skills in that side of his body. By the way, I mean, people, people are like, Oh, you're making fun of a cripple and everything like that. He completely did this to himself. Like he ate himself into this position. Understood. Yeah. He ate his own cooking. That's the problem. Right. Was he correct when he says the more you shake, the more butter it will make. I I don't know That's possible. I don't think it may it's it's you want to shake it you want to do the vision

Starting point is 01:16:50 You want to do the shaking the this girl shaking of the of the jar of what is it heavy whipping cream or something? You can also do it in a sand mixer or use the beaters mixers Machine from Pee Wee Playhouse. Exactly. And basically- Or you can do junior high. Ha ha, risk joke. Anyway. It kind of separates the solids from the liquids, from my understanding, but there's no cost savings of doing this. You're basically spending the same amount of money just by the fucking butter. Let's see. Maybe it'll be a huge success and we'll all learn our lesson from this.

Starting point is 01:17:32 All right. Through heavy whipped cream went in. That is a total failure. Yup. I would say so. You can't believe it. I did exactly like you were supposed to do. No you didn't. There's supposed to be a big clump of butter in there.

Starting point is 01:17:56 Total failure. Look at this. Have we mentioned the utter lack of responsibility? Going all the way through all of it. He's blaming the liquid. Okay guys, never mind. This is a failure. This is an experiment. The guy lied. So he's blaming it on this show that he watched showing him how to make butter. And so now he's trying to recreate that and every time it fails, he blames the guy whose

Starting point is 01:18:21 show he watched for it failing. It was a TikTok video. As far as I'm concerned, like we, we could not pin down. We were looking the whole discord was like on the search for this video. The best we could tell is it's, it's if you search for making butter on tick tock, whatever the first result is, is what he came up with. And there's a distinguished techniques here that he's not doing, or he's not showing us at least on camera. So we don't know Well, what he decides here after this fails he goes. I probably just need to shake it more So he decides of 15 minutes isn't enough. He decides another 10 minutes on top of that That's what's gonna do the trick So Tammy and I brought this jar in the room, watched our TV show probably

Starting point is 01:19:05 for another 10 minutes and shook it. So really this has been shaken for 20 minutes. If there's no butter it's a total bomb. Doesn't work, it's a lie. So all right let's slowly open this because some pressure has built up. Please explode. Ah, there we go. Hi. This is right on the function. Take your time, Jack. Looks a little creamy, a little white creamy, though. Oh, white?

Starting point is 01:19:41 The video I saw, it would look more yellow. This guy's a show off. Well, we're gonna need a spoon to get this out. Well, that's a good sign. That's a good sign, all right. So he only has one functioning arm. So he hands it off to Tammy, which is his wife. Yep.

Starting point is 01:19:57 And she shakes it. We've heard it was mommy wife because he does. Okay. So he makes, this time he makes like whipped cream, like, you know, like a whip essentially with it, which is what you do if you if you whip it a long time enough, like it turns into like a cool whip substance for you could top a cake with or whatever. So that one is a fail.

Starting point is 01:20:20 Well, so then he decides, I got this. I'll put this in the fridge overnight and then it'll it'll be butter because that's how recipes worked. No, so we're looking at it. We're making a judgment call Executive decision is put this in the fridge like this little solidify See what it tastes like tomorrow. All right guys. So let me talk about what Tried our hardest to make this into butter. I Haven't looked at this yet But the guy which I'm not gonna show you the video going out the guy Because I'm not that person but the guy

Starting point is 01:21:02 Hello butter I'm like, there's no way that happened. Like for example, let me show you. That's the color we got. Yeah, it's cool. How we got yellow, I don't know. He's jealous. So this did not work out. No, this is a total fail. Yeah. So, no,

Starting point is 01:21:41 Give this a try. See if it's butter, see if it's what butter, see what it is. Put it on toast or something. No one eats butter like that. Oh, he does. He definitely does. The guy's an idiot. The guy's an idiot. Also, Tammy, 911.

Starting point is 01:21:52 Right, get the ambulance. It's already here. Again, he's not angry at himself for failing the ambulance. It's already here. He's not, he's not angry at himself for failing the recipe. He's not angry at the guy for being an idiot. That's just a cover. He's angry at the guy because Jackie wanted the golden sweet delicious butter and anonymous tick tock man did not give Jackie the butter. And that's why he's angry because Jackie didn't get the golden sweet delicious homemade butter in his belly.

Starting point is 01:22:26 He's been buttering his stakes lately because he's been on this carnivore diet. Like bagels just like that sounds pretty fucking good. So like a little pat with like infused garlic time to like, you know, do the, just make the sear happen on the outside of the steak. No, no, it's pound on 16 ounces of butter for 16 ounces of T-bone formula. It's a match ratio. It's like country crock on the top of it. It's real bad.

Starting point is 01:23:01 Okay. So in even more recent video just came out because I don't know if you heard the story about boars head deli meat. Nine people confirmed dead from eating this deli meat. And so he says, guys, don't buy that shit in the store. It'll kill you. I'll show you how to make it at home. And this is vile. Oh my god. I'm so sorry in advance for this. Guys. We normally warn our viewers if you have like a boxer's mouth guard, a five point safety harness, if you're eating anything right now, please put it down.

Starting point is 01:23:36 Yes. Gross. So gross. Don't open up a tub of grandma's chocolate mousse and be like, yep, I'm going to watch this and it's going to be great. No. No. You're not eating anything. No, please don't stop foods. Watch out easy.

Starting point is 01:23:48 This is everyone. I just want to point out quickly that how to make butter was a fundraiser for Convoy of Hope. Yes. Oh yeah. Well, he has that in his, if you scroll down, he, I don't know if he still has that. He still has that. He only raised $320 he's had this tag on his

Starting point is 01:24:08 YouTube videos since 2020 I feel like so that's his way of jiggling the algo Yeah, see he thinks he thinks that YouTube is somehow promoting his videos because he did it once When he cooked that might have been when he did he just started doing the convoy. I hope when he did the Cronenberg. No, I think it was before that he did it during the pandemic trying to lose his video. His video is more audience out of it, but he thinks they do or he hopes that 531,000 subscribers.

Starting point is 01:24:41 Yeah. And we have determined that most of them don't watch his videos. I don't know if that's because he's not spotting those who are dead. I don't know. We just do this from her basement. You guys are professionals. Can you imagine a YouTuber that has half a million subs, but his views of his videos like when he drops a video, like every week, he'll drop a video and it gets less than 2000 views.

Starting point is 01:25:09 Yeah, that's so- So how is your ratio 0.001%? That is OP level viewership right there, not good. Yeah, lazy man, I don't know, I'll just point out here, don't feel bad, I'm in Jerry's basement, Carl's in his basement. That's true. Let's check this out, see how easy this is.

Starting point is 01:25:29 Really, how easy it is. And then you should make your own deli meat. Oh God, please don't. Don't feed boar's head with the manufactured stuff to your kids. Right. They're trying to, I mean, I won't even get into what they found in the factory,

Starting point is 01:25:47 but it sure wasn't food. Jack thinks that they found rat feces and rat poison and all this kind of stuff. If you watch his crazy off the cuff in unhinged live streams on Sundays, that's what he thinks happened here. Whereas what the media is. Whereas what the media reports is a little bit different. It's like rusty equipment and like aged out equipment. So I will say, don't gulp this down. What I want you to do is like a brandy snifter, just pour this thought in there. This is a guy whose claim to fame,

Starting point is 01:26:25 whose subs and YouTube infamy comes from him eating raw meat, comes from him cooking, preparing and eating. Specifically chicken. Anybody has ever done for 18 years online. And now less than seven calendar days ago, he took it on his mission to basically right the wrongs of the boars head lunch meat consortium and show you guys how to properly make lunch meat. Cause he's concerned for your safety. Well, let's, uh, let's see.

Starting point is 01:26:57 So let's get started. So we're going to take our chicken. We're going to put it in a chopper, chop it up and then pack it in here. Then we'll put it in the chopper, chop it up, and then pack it in here. Then we'll put it in the other. Okay. So this is where things get a little crazy here. Yeah. Because the way that he measures out the ingredients, I disagree with. There we go.

Starting point is 01:27:21 Just kind of eyeball it. You can measure it up if you want. So he literally just said kind of eyeball it you can measure it off you want so he literally just said just eyeball it It doesn't matter. He put in garlic Salt and pepper. Those are the three seasonings that he used and this is how he's measuring Just kind of eyeball it you can measure it off you want Just kind of eyeball it. You can measure it out if you want. If you want, we have seasoning by hand. Then you take your chicken pieces, stuff them in.

Starting point is 01:27:54 You can take your watch and ring off before you start handling. Don't cram it. You're probably going to do two batches. He's going to fill it to the brim. All right, here we go. Make sure to lick your fingers. So there's a metal plate that comes in there. It is. It was little hooks for grabbing the spring. We're going to put it right in there. It has a fill to the brim. Press it down. Oh yeah, that's good. That's a piece of cake. Oh yeah, that's good. Okay. You want to help me with this?

Starting point is 01:28:28 You know it's going to get on his head, right? Okay, so I'm going to do this off camera. So chicken goes flat across my kitchen. AKA Tammy's going to do it for him because of his arm. Do you see the color of his arm? Yeah. I want you to see the difference of the color of his arms. I noticed that. There's like no circulation getting to one of his arms.

Starting point is 01:28:46 It seems exactly darkens in the presence of large quantities of meat because he gets aroused. His arm looks more delicious than anything he's ever made. So after he does this, so we just watched him take raw chicken, put it in the blender with those three spices, cram them down into this cup thing, and then he's put the cup thing into boiling water to get the temperature up to 165 in the chicken, and then he pulls it out and puts it all in the fridge overnight. He bought his little device here on Amazon for like probably less than $20.

Starting point is 01:29:21 I would hope so. They'll show you there's a little thermometer on there. It looks absolutely ridiculously cheap. There's no way you would trust that, right? If you're a professional chef and you know you're gonna dig into 16 ounces of pure chicken gut jelly, you know you're at the very least, from a cross-contamination perspective,

Starting point is 01:29:42 at the very least, you're gonna wanna make sure every iota of that is up to temp Because salmonella and death await you Whatever screw it yeah, just we'll figure it out leave it leave it in the boil water for a bit I've been pulling out see what happens. How much boiling water should you use let God decide? Why measure you've heard him say why measure why you guys all right? So this is the next day He pulls it out and if you are hungry right now This is gonna get you very excited to eat to turn into chicken butter, so we cooled it down to room temperature Put in the fridge

Starting point is 01:30:21 Room temperature it's all cold now Would you ever- So there's the thermometer she just pulled out. What about that? If somebody, if you were over your boss's house, you just started a new job for a week, and he's like, my boy, come here, I'm gonna have you over for a meal,

Starting point is 01:30:37 gonna meet the Mrs. and the kids, and they brought this to the table, a metal cylindrical thing, and said, this is what we're all eating you'd be like I have to go I don't I have made some bad decisions. There's a part in rapper's delight that describes this perfectly. See if it solidified all the chicken together and then we're going to try and slice it. So what I want to tell you is we because you didn't show the part but they did not boil it in nearly enough water It was literally an inch of water

Starting point is 01:31:10 Yeah, yes, and that's not what you're supposed to do. All right. Well, I'll be the judge of that Let's see how this looks how the results Guys let Carl see the majesty of about what's the This could be an utter failure guys The pink chicken just a few minutes ago? This is 20 years later. Still not a goddamn lesson learned. This video is not diesel. Oh my God. Yeah. Now I'm going to tell you to pause it at a certain second here so we can, we can take a look here. Just like deli meat. Yep. Because there's a, there's a very prominent, right there, pause it. like that. She has to like cut deli meat before I've worked at a restaurant It shouldn't be this tough difficult to cut

Starting point is 01:32:35 Moisture by the way also just just to let you guys know less than six weeks ago He because he reviews wacky Amazon, you know, cheaper than they should be products. He reviewed a deli slicer somewhere off camera in his quote unquote studio, also known as mom's kitchen, mommy, wife's kitchen, somewhere in that space, there is an actual deli slicer. So at the very least, if you're going to try to make, if you're going to try to make this kind of abomination, you're going to want it to be thin. You're not going to want to chew, if you're going to try to make this kind of abomination, you're going to want it to be thin. You're not going to want to chew on a giant hunk of chicken burger or something. It looks like a fruitcake. Yes. It does look like a fruitcake.

Starting point is 01:33:17 Get the cheese. My chances with boars. Yes, I would actually eat a boar's head. Right. I agree with you on that. I would say, you know, if he may be used, he has, again, the, the, he has the deli slicer out. He also has a meat grinder that he got a couple of weeks ago from Vivor, but I think both of them are from Vivor. He may have a different result here, but we watched a number of videos with this contraption, whatever the hell it is, this tube thing. They all come a number of videos with this contraption, whatever the hell it is, this tooth thing. They all come out kind of looking like this, but this one looks pretty

Starting point is 01:33:51 sad in comparison to that. That's good sandwich meat in there. All right, let's see. Maybe it's going to be delicious. That's real chicken breast. I prefer thinner slices myself. Yeah. Yeah, this looks like a turkey burger or something. Then you grill it and then you throw it out like let's see what he thinks about it.

Starting point is 01:34:11 Melt some cheese on it. Oh my gosh. Be so good. All right. Let's try it out. Now. Let's see how it tastes. Take note of how long he chews. Yeah, that's not good. Garlic. Yeah. He's not good. Garlic. Yeah, he probably should have measured that instead of just pouring a whole fucking pound of garlic in there. By the way, in case you hadn't noticed, he's an ecstasy.

Starting point is 01:34:34 This is what we call a gastrosexual orgasm. Okay. He gets such, what do they say in the proper food tasting industry, mouth feel and mouth pleasure? Yeah. Oh yeah. watch it on full display Well, there you have it I thought terrible but apparently it was amazing so still chewing good on him Seems like quite the rabbit hole you two down it's only it's only the beginning

Starting point is 01:35:04 cooking with Jack show is people can check out. We would like to apologize for your audience to exposing them to that. It's, it's it was at HBO show Chernobyl where the guys like, it's like a Hiroshima bomb going off every hour of every day, 40 bombs every day. We're now three days in like, but it's fascinating It is a lava lamp of disgust you say it's just the beginning but you know based on what I'd see it I would that's a pretty optimistic. I imagine he's kind of towards the end. Yeah Well, yeah

Starting point is 01:35:38 It's stroke three and His body died if you hear him if you watch any of his like political podcasts Of course, he has F as in Frank his political podcast show every 10 to 15 seconds He has to clear his throat because his throat muscles don't work so well no more after stroke number six So you'll get this every 10 seconds broke number six. So you'll get this every 10 seconds. Like Val Kilmer in Tim stone. He pulls out the hanky cough, something up and continues ranting.

Starting point is 01:36:13 All right. So he's not long for this world. And that's probably a good thing for you too, but not a good thing for pink chicken and the lazy man. Check out their podcast. You can find it on YouTube, wherever you get your podcasts from and find out more about Jack Scalfani. Yes. Am I saying that right? Yes.

Starting point is 01:36:33 Yes, you are. The master of the Scalfani cinematic universe. Well thank you very much, Michelle. Thank you, Tom. Thanks for coming on the show and introducing us to this character. Thank you for having us. Thank you, David. Thank you, British Chris. Lazy us to this character. Thank you for having us. Thank you, David. Thank you, British Chris. Lazy man and pink chicken.

Starting point is 01:36:47 I hope you both have a wonderful Saturday. Thanks, guys. You as well. Thank you. Have fun. See you. All right. Wow.

Starting point is 01:36:56 A lot just happened right there. All right. Got voicemails? We actually have another guy that we talk about this show from time to time. Yesterday on Point Dabble Point, we had a great episode talking about stuttering John. And the big thing that we learned, the big takeaway from that show is that John has somehow proven that Shuley knew that Esodough had CP and was caught with CP

Starting point is 01:37:38 and was trying to cover up for it. And the way he knows that is because Shuley said, I bet you have an email from ESO dough in your inbox. John checked and saw there was an email from ESO dough. And so that proves, I know I'm also confused. It's the craziest thing. He went through it two days in a row.

Starting point is 01:37:56 He went through it on a show on Thursday and then he had clay dabbler on and Friday went through all of this again. And they were like, wow, that's a gotcha. How's Shuley going to get out of this one? They don't realize that he so dose it up the email. And then that was used by the producers of the show after he so left, especially Joe commonly referred to as frog on the show because of his voice. So producer Joe was the one sending the emails from is so does email account.

Starting point is 01:38:20 And according to stuttering John, that's the smoking gun they need to prove what a scumbag, Shulie Agar is. That's where we've gotten to in the world of Stuttering John. So that's the recap on the big news. You want to see all of that broken down. That is on point dabble point. But John celebrating the fact he loves it, that Shulie was working with someone who was into CP. It's the greatest things ever happened to John. He's not concerned about any of the realities of that. He just

Starting point is 01:38:51 likes it when bad things happen to people he doesn't like. And so he has a scroller on the bottom of his screen during his show talking about how he doesn't hire pedos. Yeah, I saw that. He saw that? Like, wow, good stuff. And someone gives John a grammar lesson, which I would the someone writes the wrong your or spells something incorrectly or puts an A in front of a word that starts with a vowel sound. Turns into a five minute lecture. He has to explain to you how stupid you are and you, well, you must not have gone to school. And then when John makes a mistake, he goes, yeah, what are you gonna do? Sorry. That is, that is the proper reaction. It kind of is, but that's the only reason why someone's calling a violence.

Starting point is 01:39:40 Cause he does that. So he has spelled it P E D O apostrophe S referring to multiple pedophiles, which is not. This must have been 9-11. He's wearing a fireman's shirt. Oh, of course. Yeah, he's a hero too. Mr. Grandmother, that apostrophe in pedos is wrong. Sorry. Sorry. Very sorry. Although I'm not sure. Let's check yeah let's check dad maybe maybe you're the one he's right so now he's gonna go to Google what I want to know is what is he googling is he googling paddocks you're under arrest stay in your home we'll be there shortly. What is he googling?

Starting point is 01:40:25 How's he looking this up? Why doesn't he know? Why doesn't he know is another good question. He's like, at first he's like, sorry. He's like, wait a second. I think I'm right. Can't really find it. Oh boy.

Starting point is 01:40:36 But I'm going to take your word for it. Good idea. I will take your word for it. I was going to take it down anyway. Oh. Because. it's stupid. It's worn out. It's welcome. Yeah, I would say so it says he doesn't hire pedos, high school dropouts or deadbeats. It's like, why wouldn't you hire a high school dropout? A lot of them could probably produce your show up there than you can. Right? When I hire one of

Starting point is 01:41:03 those people. Right. Maybe they dropped out so they could get to work Yeah I worked with when I worked at ebombs world a lot of tech people there a lot of them didn't do well in school and Dropped out because you don't learn the shit that you need when you're in school if you're a computer programmer or something like that So who's he hiring? He's a higher guy anyone. He's not that's the thing. It's a court you're not hiring battles You don't hire anyone. You don't pay anyone anything! Yeah, he doesn't have hiring money. Right.

Starting point is 01:41:27 What do you got against Deadbeats? Seriously, let's try with this. He seems a little hypocritical. All right. So this is interesting because another superchater says, you know Cardiff Electric was never going to come to your son's graduation. And this is the big thing that John explains. He's like, Cardiff electric is the worst person ever

Starting point is 01:41:46 Because he's gonna come and live stream my son's graduation, which is why John single-handedly took his channel down, right? Yes, which now he claims he didn't cuz people he got backlash But look at this card if electric was never coming to the lame graduation dipshit. Well, he said he was so I don't really give a shit I don't give a fuck if he was coming or not. He said he was gonna come. That's all that matters. dipshit. That's interesting. In John's mind, actions, actually, words speak louder than actions in John's mind, right? All the matters that he said he was going to, even though it was

Starting point is 01:42:19 completely unrealistic and stupid. And of course, it wasn't. But this is the same as John saying he would watch my cats in Florida. That's just as good as watching my cats in Florida that don't exist. And I might be wrong here but I don't remember John being upset about it until Clay reminded him of it. Right. He's like oh yeah that thing. I just love that mentality. He said he was going to it's just as bad as actually doing it. Well no jokes actually don't hurt anyone can't hurt your son Your son doesn't even know that there's a dancing potato on the internet. At least he shouldn't there's a dancing potato

Starting point is 01:42:52 That's fucking with you. John if he does know about that. That's on you. John's looking very handsome these days I think he's lost weight. He has actually lost weight. He's very proud of himself been working out. I Think he's taking some roids. He's all pumped up. And because of that, he wants to fight Shulie in the worst way possible. And he's even offering money now to fight Shulie Agar. Went a little too far with some. Come on, I'll tell you what, I'll pay you $500. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. He offered to pay me to fight to come in the ring with you. Yeah, let's see.

Starting point is 01:43:29 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. He offered to pay me. It's a great impression. See shit. Well, how great would that be? Oh my God. Oh God, please.

Starting point is 01:43:52 Tell me that he says that he'll fight me in the ring, please. I'll throw it. I don't care about the 500. Yeah, you do. Oh, that would be awesome. Okay. So John now is oh my gosh. Finally, he's been talking about fighting. Shuli the funniest part about this. we didn't get this to this yesterday at point devil point, is that when he found the email from Isso Doe that was actually from Joe the producer, it was a challenge to fight him. That they were going to pay John $10,000 and John blocked

Starting point is 01:44:19 him from that email. And now he's saying, I can't wait to fight Shuley. This is going to be so amazing. God, please let this happen. This is so great. And so not long after that, we get back into John's childish fantasies. This is what narcissists do. It's what children do. They fantasize about getting over on their enemies. This is crazy right there. And is crazy right He knows how he's gonna punch him what combinations It's coming in there. Yeah, I can't believe it didn't say haymaker. Yeah, probably coming up later once you

Starting point is 01:45:12 Right yeah, you don't want to get away the whole strategy obviously So again, this is what makes John happy. This puts John in his happy place is Fantasizing about beating up the guy who goofs on him on the internet place is fantasizing about beating up the guy who goofs on him on the internet He can't make fun of Shulie back very well No, so he wants to now punch him in the face a bunch of times and that will somehow Let's say this fight happens and God willing it will and it'll be pay-per-view and I'll fly to Alabama wherever I gotta go I'll be a part of it for sure What would it accomplish? Let's say that John beat up Shulie would surely then be like well

Starting point is 01:45:44 I guess I can't make fun of the guy for sucking at life anymore because John beat me up. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe Shuley would just be like, yeah, that's the end of that. So right after he's fantasizing about how he's going to beat him up, now I don't know how serious he is because now all of a sudden he starts negotiating. I am the big draw.

Starting point is 01:46:04 So it's not going gonna be an even purse. Okay. Because I'm the celebrity here. So you, so however you work out the parameters, it has gotta be okay by me. Jesus. Who's he talking to? I don't know.

Starting point is 01:46:23 You know, but yes, I mean, I know he's talking to me. Jesus. Who's he talking to? I don't know. You know, but, but yes, I mean, I know he says that he'll do it now, but when he sees me in the ring. Or when he sees my terms. When he sees that I need to make 90% of the money that comes in. And he sees what my body looks like right now. Yeah, please. He's gonna be scared. That's all he wants is someone to be scared of him. Correct. That's all he wants because immediately after saying I came over this fight to happen, 500 bucks, I don't even care about that, I just want to fight this guy and then immediately he's just like, now if there's money to be made though I should be making more on the bigger draws, that our jobs are popular than he knows. He knows that chew isn't gonna take 10%.

Starting point is 01:47:07 So, right. This is his way to give himself an excuse to not go through with this because VTL was working diligently to find a venue and to get all of this set up so that this fight can happen. It's not gonna happen. Hey, here's a little clue to Vince who's putting a lot of effort into this trying to make it a thing and John is trying to make it a thing. It's

Starting point is 01:47:29 not a thing. It's not gonna happen. Nobody believes that you guys are gonna have a boxing match. It's stupid. It's childish. He's not even willing to set it up, it sounds like. He's saying, I'm throwing it out there. Would somebody please organize this? He'll put no time into it. And Brian Mike was on with me yesterday and Point Devil Point said the same thing John issues these challenges and the people go yeah accepted. Let's go and then John abandons it Yeah, like the IQ test the IQ test. Yeah with with blind Mike. It's like, all right. Let's do it

Starting point is 01:47:56 I cute ass and then just like well, you got to set it all up like okay We'll set it all up and then it's just like ah Never mind forget about it He's got a new nickname for me up and then it's just like, ah, never mind. Forget about it. He's got a new nickname for me. You know, he calls me JDI now. Just do it. Yeah, that's my new name. So I'm doing well. One time he was talking about all the shit he was going to do. And I said, don't talk about it. Just do it. And my point was threatening lawsuits, threatening to beat people up. It's also lame.

Starting point is 01:48:27 Just do the thing you're saying you're going to do or else we don't believe you. And John heard me say that and decided that I sounded gay when I said that. So now he always says, just do it as if that's the way I talk. And so he's called now calls me JDI and explains that I started all of this and getting back to fucking just do it JDI fucking that motherfucker. Oh, somehow I'm, I'm the bad guy. You started with me, Lady K. I didn't start with you. So stop pretending that you're a fucking victim. You're not. You started it with me, you know you did. You lie all the fucking time. According to his logic and reasoning,

Starting point is 01:49:14 I've started it with over 600 podcasters. And yet this is the only podcasters taking this much offense to it that we're still going back and forth on a weekly basis. But John's so childish, he doesn't realize, yeah, but Carl made fun of me first. Yeah, it's my job. I don't know what to tell you, John. I'm sorry. It's what I do for a living. The laugh at jerks. Yeah, we can't make a verse out of everyone. There's only room for one. Correct. And you're welcome. I don't get enough thank yous from John. I really should

Starting point is 01:49:43 get a thank you card in the mail or something. What would he be doing right now if not for the dabble verse? Probably the same show, right? He'd be doing, he was doing the political show before he entered into the dabble verse. And no one was paying attention. He was making $23 in super chats for two hours of content with hell sparks and he Ran all of his co-hosts away from him all of them got away those lucky best Yes, all the Tony Michaels and hell sparks and no castlers of the world. He went this guy's an idiot What am I wasting my time with this guy because he used to be on the Howard Stern show

Starting point is 01:50:20 So now he actually has a career. He does something people know who he is. There's a subreddit dedicated to him I never thank you trips goes on road trips. He does something. People know who he is. There's a subreddit dedicated to him. I never going to thank you. He goes on road trips. He goes on road trips. He gets tough in front of people's houses and buildings. I never going to thank you. The other big news that broke this week is that John finally showed his tattoo on screen. And I went ahead and grabbed side to side both tattoos. The one that the tattoo artist posted on his

Starting point is 01:50:47 social media and then the one that John showed on his screen cuz we're trying to figure out is this a different tattoo? Did the tattoo get fucked up because he didn't care for it correctly and there was a takeaway at the very end of point double point that I wanna point out to everyone because if you look at the detail in of point devil point that I want to point out to everyone because if you look at The detail in the skull like in the chin and the cheekbones and the eyes and you look over here at John's It's missing all of that detail. Well, he has a terrible webcam. I'd imagine that could be part of it now

Starting point is 01:51:18 There's also a I think it's in our voicemail coming up There's a tattoo artist who says that if you're bad at tattoo are it's in our voicemail coming up there's a tattoo artist who says that if you're bad at tattoo art you can fuck it up and not put enough pressure on and you'll lose those lines and the ink will just leave. But someone brought up a brilliant point that I had not considered. In StreamYard you can do a filter that takes the wrinkles out of your face and makes you look a little bit more youthful and I wonder if John is using that filter and that's why the filter is filtering out

Starting point is 01:51:47 all of those crevices on the tattoo. And that's what he's embarrassed about. That's why he didn't want to show it. Yeah, you can't have it both ways. That's interesting, right? I think that might be the case. Hey, look who's here. It's Cardiff Electric, what's up?

Starting point is 01:52:04 Hello, hello, yes, I was dreaming. Oh, hello David Collins half hour 30 minute show, right? David Collins 30 minute half hour show, but you can just whatever David. We're screaming. I have been screaming. I think it's the stream yard filters. I think it's a touch up. It's the touch up thing that's changed it. Okay, because what's bothered me about this picture that I was watching this yesterday when you did the side by side. Oh yeah, you were talking to me about it. Yeah, because what's bothered me about this picture that I was watching this yesterday when you did the side-by-side Oh, yeah, you were talking to me about it. Yeah, is that middle medallion that middle jewel? Mm-hmm in the center of the mask on his arm does seem to be a very different shape

Starting point is 01:52:36 You're talking about this one there. Yes. Oh Interesting. Okay, like you see it does seem to be a different shape, but I think it is just a shitty webcam. Uh, he's got the resolution cranked all the way down and it's, he's got some kind of, uh, the filters on stream yard to touch up your appearance and it's catching that as a face. So he has a pretty decent Mac book pro, which has a decent camera, but you're right.

Starting point is 01:53:01 He goes down to the lowest resolution possible in stream yard. He always has because he doesn't want people to see what's not always for about a week That's right half until he figured out how to turn it off. Yes, when he first got his new computer We can see him at HD and it was very scary as terrifying actually so he has a quality tattoo and a shitty face Okay, hold on I think I can do an experiment here actually. Okay. While you're doing that, David Collins, I know you have a hard out. Right.

Starting point is 01:53:30 I have a big day here and a big weekend. I'm really looking forward to it. Why I appreciate you making time for us. I appreciate you talking to Lewis on our behalf, learning the name of our show. That was great. Right. Who are these? Well, we'll get better at that.

Starting point is 01:53:43 You know, as time goes on. Hey, you know, I can't even remember that Seth guy's name. So, you know, you're we're working on things, but thanks so much for having me on Chris. I hope you have a great day. It's so great to run into you again, Cardiff.

Starting point is 01:53:53 You want to measure Carl? Well, thank you. I am right at my heart out here. So you've you've really nailed it. Boy, what a broadcaster. This is Carl here. So where can people find you? Where should people go to watch

Starting point is 01:54:03 your show? He's a professional broadcaster. There's no such thing. I'd like people to check out these Louis J. Gomez clips and some other things we're going to be putting out from that last week show there. And we have that on the Instagram. DC 30 minute half hour show on Instagram. We're also working to get out the next episode of the reality show. And it's a it's a you know, we're trying to get that out. It's been a real it's been a it's been a grinding.

Starting point is 01:54:23 It's driving me nuts really. But we're getting that out there and then we're going to get that out. It's been a real it's been a it's been a grinding. It's driving me nuts Really, but we're getting that out there and then we're gonna return with the show David Collins thirty minute half hour show in October season three and we're really looking forward to some of the guests there. So that's what's going on. You're the man, David Thank you. Thanks for the help with the roast. I appreciate it. Thanks for being on the show today Oh, of course, we didn't even talk about that, but that's such a that was such a pleasure. Thank you Well, I hope you all have a great day be well.. Bye. Bye now you too. See you buddy alright. Are you ready Carl? I'm ready. I'm gonna take you in the soul layout. You ready. I'm gonna hit touch up my appearance and see what happens Okay, yeah, let's experiment with this all right here. We go. So this is the tattoo the way that it looks from the the tattoo artist social media and

Starting point is 01:55:04 Touch up my appearance are you doing it right now? Yes from the tattoo artist social media. And- I can't touch up my appearance. Are you doing it right now? Yes. Do I do anything? Wait, hold on. Would that work though on a photo you're showing? I don't think so, cause you're doing an overlay.

Starting point is 01:55:14 Yeah, but if it's- No, I don't think StreamYard would do anything with the images you're showing. Well, I put it on as my image, like my virtual camera. Hmm. Hmm. I've cranked it. It didn't do anything.

Starting point is 01:55:27 It didn't do anything. Yeah, I don't think that's how that works, probably. Good thought, though. I like that experiment. I like that idea as far as an experiment. It's been a day of experiments. It sure has, Chris, it sure has. Real quick, couple clips from yesterday's show,

Starting point is 01:55:41 John had Rob Saul on his show and I know he starts off talking about how you know no one messes with the duke everybody knows that and John says well you're not everybody knows that obviously everyone fucks with them all the time some of them need to learn a fucking lesson but the Duke will deliver that lesson. Okay cold ice cold Do you deliver lessons ice cold? Yeah, you go revenge is a dish best served cold and he's talking about revenge. I'm gonna serve revenge cold All right class time for your revenge That's right.

Starting point is 01:56:25 The Duke will deliver. Here we go. Look at those fucking things. You gotta be fucking with me. You gotta be fucking with me. You think you're gonna fucking, you think the shit way is gonna take this on in a fucking boxing ring? You gotta be fucking kidding me. This thing's sure it's showing off my tat see he does not want to show that tattoo

Starting point is 01:56:51 He's wearing shorter sleeves. He's bothered by it speaking of tats. Let's say hi to my person that You don't think it's Bob's I think it's awesome son of a mom to see maybe not reveal my tattoo Clay dabbler Fuck really I need more time. I'm trying to sort my mic out bro. Oh Do I mean kick out? Why is it not connected? Why is it coming through my phone? I?

Starting point is 01:57:24 Hear you fine Fucking gay not not gay in a derogatory term. Gay as in lame. Don't worry about it. Yeah. Wait a sec. Yeah, I do it all the time. Yeah. John right now is going to say something. He's going back on, uh, you know, he's been lecturing us for using the R word Obama band that He is always lecturing us for the terms that we use. It's twenty twenty four. What are we doing now? Listen to this.

Starting point is 01:57:50 We've all gone nuts with this PC horse shit and I'm getting sick of it because they try and hold me to a higher standard and they hold themselves, which is so fucking ridiculous. Well, no, John, you're the one who lectures all of us for the language we use and the words we use. And now that I've outed you as a gay basher and Proving that you're just want to goof on me for being gay over and over again now you're going hey guys This PC stuff is not for me either. Let's all just have fun here like okay fucking goalpost Now you want to change the rules to all of those I see and he had two choices in response

Starting point is 01:58:22 He could have stopped gay bashing. Yeah, or he could have you know stood his you know John what are you waiting for? No, we all know what you're doing So John's going through this presentation. He wants to go through to proves that Julie is covering up for child pornography and Clay proves he is the most annoying co-host of all time. There's people who have theories that Clay is clowning John and he's the next one to turn on him. And when shit like this happens, you have to wonder.

Starting point is 01:58:57 And this is where, you know, I was getting to it, Clay. You gotta just know that I had this a method to my madness. Yes I'm well in the head of anybody. You're well ahead or I had so here we go now Where are you doing? I'm getting some ice brother. I'm here with you. I'm listening Get some ice, brother. I'm here, I'm with you, I'm listening. I'm right here, look. Get some ice for your drinks. Are you pulling out a bag of porn

Starting point is 01:59:25 to throw over my screen? Hello. Just be gay. Just do it, what is it? Is it a bit just do it to advice? And now Lady K's trying to say that I'm making fun of gay people. No, I'm not making fun of.

Starting point is 01:59:38 No, you're not making fun of gay people. You're calling me gay and thinking that that's a funny thing. Yeah, which is an insult to gay people. The way you talk. Right. that that's a funny thing. Yeah, which is an insult to gay people. The way you talk. Right. And you have a weird affect. And he probably is.

Starting point is 01:59:49 And he probably is a homosexual. Maybe he is. I mean, but. Yeah, maybe. I mean, he did dress up in a cowgirl's outfit, so I don't know. Oh, that's right. I did dress up in a cow bikini, which is what gay guys do. Is that what gay guys do, Joe? They dress up in cow bikinis?, which is what gay guys do. Is that what gay guys do,

Starting point is 02:00:05 Joe? They're dressing in cow bikinis. Are you thinking of cross dressers? Are you thinking, what are you thinking of here? Because I've mentioned this before. My wife's a hairstylist. We have a lot of gay friends. None of them wear bikinis. Never once. If I see one of my gay friends wearing a bikini. No, you think it's proof? Cardiff? I think so. Okay.

Starting point is 02:00:27 Pretty sure. And uh, Missy. Also, it's been pointed out many times. John dresses a girl in the Miss America book, Howard Stern second book. He dressed like a girl, uh, Wendy of Wendy's on the tonight show. He, he wore the mankini on the Tonight Show Well, those were bits. Yeah, so was the cow bikini dummy There's a consequence with the creep on

Starting point is 02:00:54 All right card if if you're gonna disagree with me, I'm just gonna have to kick you right off the street This is the agree with Carl show. Everyone knows that I forgot I forgot I'll go back to my terms and conditions Girls out with carl show everyone knows that i forgot i forgot i'll go back to my terms and conditions girls outfit and uh missy what's her name the singing lady my wife jenny jingles oh yeah jenny jingles it was his beard good jenny jingles the beard i'm not i'm not even sure she's a woman Jenny jingles the bed. I'm not I'm not even sure she's a woman Jesus what the fuck was that? John's now calling Jenna man very transphobic no he's not sure he's not sure he if John was a target and he saw her coming out of the bathroom he might be confused depending on which bathroom she came out of that's what he's saying that's what he's saying okay that's he's saying okay look at that smile too he's all proud of himself I'm not even sure

Starting point is 02:01:47 if Jed's a woman you're not okay singing voice I give her that quite enjoyed a song at double com oh thank you what the fuck are you using an ice pick and chipping away a block is this I'm using my I'm using my big Baba Booey teeth to gnaw at it. Is this the Honey Morners fridge? What the fuck? Wow, what kind of reference is that? Yeah, good stuff, John. Yeah, we're all watching TV in the 50s. Good stuff. John's so annoyed he didn't even pile on the Gary... the fucking shrimp teeth. Right, what the fuck is clay doing just gets up as Josh

Starting point is 02:02:27 had to do this presentation just starts making as much noise as possible doesn't look like he did anything yeah I didn't really accomplish much either after all of that so the other big thing that they're trying to say John's railing on the fact that ESO came up the name the Uncle Rico show and therefore it's crazy they wouldn't change the name of the Uncle Rico show and therefore it's crazy they wouldn't change the name of the Uncle Rico show. One of the dumbest angles you could possibly take in all of this, but John's all for it. And of course, Clay's going to agree. He's got some points too.

Starting point is 02:02:59 And he'll still keep that name that that was fucking named by a fucking arrested pedophile Life does and It's like having a statue to a fucking Jimmy Savile or Gary glitter or something. Yeah, it's just like having a statue for Gary glitter Just like that. You're right. Jimmy Savile. Yep. We're definitely celebrating a pedophile by not changing the name of the show that everybody knows and is named after a thing from a movie that's not even that creative.

Starting point is 02:03:34 And Clay, don't forget, Shoei's got kids. He's got young kids. What does your wife think about? Look at John, this is performative John. And he's got kids. And he's done the show called the Uncle Rico Show! Yeah, and it makes a lot of money and the kids are doing well because of it, so. What are you talking about?

Starting point is 02:03:52 What do you mean? This is the dumbest point, the dumbest argument yet. Shit way he's got kids! He's got young kids! What does your wife think about all that shit? Wow. A sheik must be fucking sick to her stomach stomach knowing that you are frequenting with a PDF Playing you're playing roblox with a PDF like playing roblox that only little kids play like what's that all about?

Starting point is 02:04:14 weirdo Guilman thanks for the two bucks. Why are you trashing Carl's wife? I'm crit because she trashes me on her on their show dickhead She fucking she chimes in whenever they talk about me. So fuck you. Did you say when she was singing? I don't think that was performative. Clay actually made a pretty good reference there. You know, playing roadblocks, like it's a kid's video game. Like it was probably probably a good he was going down a good road if you want to really attack somebody for this yeah John just whoosh again if it's if it's beyond I think Mike blind Mike made the point on point double point if it's after 1979 he has no concept of the

Starting point is 02:04:58 reference right it actually is an interesting way to go because he so and she met each other playing Call of Duty late night That's how they got to know each other playing video games online And so to say we heard about this in the show with Bill Maher earlier today where the little girl is playing roadblocks So yeah, it's a funny reference. They want to play roadblocks together or something. It's like, oh, that's funny. It's a roadblocks boomer It's what? Roblox robbers. I don't play roblox boomer. It's what? Roblox roblox. I don't play roblox So I don't know

Starting point is 02:05:29 Man, it could have been something you would have talked about but instead John just has his own agenda They've got to go through and this is a weird thing the clay says when my wife gets brought up me. So fuck you Did you say when she was singing I love the clay really enjoyed the dabby awards We love that's interesting that he watched all these like John have you seen the dabby awards though? I don't think John has it's 30 bucks Sorry, I don't ever interrupt what her up. What's that card? But the the dog muzzle hanging off of clay's TV

Starting point is 02:06:09 Is that like a is he taking a shot at Rob Saul with that because that's new that's interesting That's new. Yeah I still think clay is up to something here and he's taking something here. Yes I'm hiding up on the top of the TV there. I'm poking out the dog muzzle. It's something's up. He does point out that he does like you potato and he likes Bob Levy. So he's a fan of the dabble verse. Clay Dabler before he was a co-host on Saturday, John show was just making clay figurines of all the different people in the dabble verse. So he's into it. But he said something odd here of an angel.

Starting point is 02:06:48 I quite liked it. Now, but she sings, I bet she sings Lady Kate to sleep with like he's got a bottle in his mouth. He's wearing an adult diaper. They probably do like baby play, you know, a cold pretends he's like a little baby and wears a nappy. That's his mommy strokes his head and sings him lullabies. That is a weird fantasy to have about me and my wife, Clay. That's a little bizarre. He's like, she's got a good singing voice. I bet Carl wears a diaper. Cool. Good stuff, Clay.

Starting point is 02:07:20 Yeah, and I watched John check out as soon as Clay complimented Jen. Yep, yep. And he changed the subject immediately. He didn't come back when Clay started insulting you again. So that's why Clay had to do that. Right. And then John just immediately goes to his prescription medication

Starting point is 02:07:36 and starts trying to open that with his stroke claws. Try to get that open for us. Cooking with John. To check out. All right. Well, it's just you and me, Chris. Oh no. I know.

Starting point is 02:07:50 So we got our work cut out for us. We got to poke a dabbler, my friend. Tell you what, I'll let you guys pick one each and one between you. So you think this is going to be a tough one? Three out of five. You think it's going to be a tough one? Yeah. All right. Let's see. Yeah, so you think this is gonna get tough three out of five you think is gonna be a top one day. Yeah, let's say It's time for everyone's favorite

Starting point is 02:08:09 new game show to poke a dabbler Are you ready to play? to poke a dabbler This episode is brought to you by subreddit surfing This episode is brought to you by Subreddit surfing returning this Wednesday night on the only place you can watch anything Cardiff Electric does Rumble. That's right. Subreddit surfing comes back this Wednesday to rumble.

Starting point is 02:08:49 I'm just, you know, I'm just so over it. Today was the final straw and I'll keep fucking going and I'll be better hopefully by tomorrow. But this has been bad. People, how would you feel if your computer your phone gets hacked you can't go on any websites you got a guy a Hamilton who's over there threatening to fucking redirect your funds which is a fucking felony and I know where he lives How would you feel about that and it's a good amount of money right before Christmas Why Because he fucking took a fucking clip of my show and played it. It wasn't transformative and now he's crying victim how do you have this fucking puppet pookie fucking go on there and take a video that my fucking ex gives to me so I could strike him.

Starting point is 02:10:11 She doesn't want it out there either. She didn't know. Just don't worry about it. We'll handle it in court, Rocco. All right. I remember that. Oh, Modelo. Rocko all right remember that Who modello

Starting point is 02:10:32 Hi, Falutin, but I worry about Vince delivers a rocker You spend all that time Cool thing all my kids and you have kids What did John say next right here are are your choices number one I have pictures Oh no B put the shoe on your foot Next just wait for it Four I even know their names And lastly karma's a bitch Four I even know their names and

Starting point is 02:11:06 lastly Karma's a bitch to poke a Dabler all right it could be any of those obviously I'm gonna say four I even know their names Is my guest producer Chris? This is the one time? I did not write it down And it would have been four, but we got to go smart here, gotta go smart here. So We can oh you want to go dumb? All right, I'm gonna go one So what are we going to agree on a bonus? I would say Lastly, okay. Next was my first one, but I've been wrong for about eight weeks in a row. So well fuck it

Starting point is 02:11:40 I'm not doing this. We're each have our picks. I have four. You have what one? Yeah. All right. Here we go Spend all that time goofing on my kids and you have kids I even know their names. Yeah Yes, we would have both. You should have just done it as a father. I even know their names What a dick thing to say. I know I love that he thinks of that's like oh shit It would have been funny if you said I have their pictures yeah, I was I was hoping I'm still looking for that Yeah, I'm sure there's a clip somewhere great Someone else's kids

Starting point is 02:12:35 kids yeah right there John rocko is tokey Timothy D is cardiff Timothy forgot about that Amazing. It's great. It's cool. Keep it up. I'm not threatening you. I'm not gonna dox you. All I'm gonna tell you is people in glass houses and rocko. Have I mentioned your kids names? No. Shit way. Have I mentioned your kids name? No. Wow, what a guy. Amazing. Do I go after your kids? No. Wow, what a saint. Do you go after mine? Yes. No, they don't. Rocco, do you go after mine? Yes. How is that fucking fair? I'll tell you why I don't cuz I have morals and I'm a father He's less holes and I don't attack kids There are fucking future Show them all the beauty they possess inside.

Starting point is 02:13:48 Nice dissolve. That's all for this time. Beautiful. Come back next time to find out if you are man enough to poke a dabbler. So I'm ready to surfing. Returning to rumble this Wednesday. Be there. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. Subreddit surfing returning to rumble this Wednesday be there Sit Eugene sit good dog

Starting point is 02:14:12 All right another brilliant game there it's time for everyone's Twice in a row for Go oh Boy well this has been a lot of fun today. We've done it all We talked about Bill Maher talking to children We had a jacked up review show cringe of the week Luis J. Gomez reminiscing about raping my girlfriend Howard Stern decided to do AI scripts for a second day in a row, even though everyone hated it.

Starting point is 02:14:49 We met Jack Scalfani, the worst cook on YouTube. Stuttering John has a new name for me. So you know what that, oh, Patty Seacups has a new diss track for me. You know what that means, except for everyone's favorite part of the show. The Teaser. The Teaser. Next week's Teaser. The Teaser. Next week's Teaser.

Starting point is 02:15:11 The Teaser. Next week's Teaser. This is part of the show where we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts. I'm happy to say Chrissy Mayer's coming back on. It's been a long time. We've had Chrissy on the show and I think we're gonna be checking out this podcast.

Starting point is 02:15:29 Come on, Hailey, it's not that bad. All right, it's time to get out of the bed and quit rotting. Hailey, get up. All right, I'm ready to talk. So I wanted to start my podcast out here in Belfast, Tennessee, where I was born at and where I've been ever since until a few weeks ago

Starting point is 02:15:42 and everything changed. No, really, I even learned that you can't bring a box cutter on a plane. So we'll be talking about all the crazy stuff that's happened since I got into this mess and the stuff that me and Chelsea like to do before all this happened. And I want you guys to get to know me better than Hawk Tuh.

Starting point is 02:15:56 No, it's Tuh, like you really gotta put your emphasis. Yeah, you're not saying Tuh, you're saying Tuh, you know? Like you gotta really put your back into it. Tuh, you know? My first guess is gonna be somebody that's very dear to me. Miss Whitney Cummings Make sure you hit follow on talk to her wherever you get your podcast We're releasing episodes every Tuesday and for those of you watching on YouTube, be sure you like comment and subscribe subscribe to that thing Waited distance yourself from it Oh boy way to distance yourself from it Yeah, hactua girl has her own show talk to it finally dropped Whitney Cummings is the first guest

Starting point is 02:16:30 Is a suggestion on our discord from listener Chris. Oh, you know, there's a listener Chris It can't be more than one Chris. There's a producer Chris and a listener Chris apparently so too many Chris's we're all learning things right now that's where we checking out next time card if you've already getting given out a lot of plugs yes I never enough are you doing a potato soup at all coming up I will be doing something Monday night I maybe I don't know I'm really checked out of John lately why is that I'm listening but it's just so I can't I feel like I'm just doing the same show over talking about the same show over. Like it's, I think I just need a bit of a break or I'm going to go some old John. I'll go to Howard and John stuff. It

Starting point is 02:17:14 is good to take a break from time to time. If you've been following this recent thing where you got the email from ESO and that proves that she'll know I've been listening to it all, but it's like, I can't, I can't Gather up the gumption the energy to turn it into something. It's so pork Oh and be dead when live didn't go this morning. So they're going on tonight, right? Yeah, there's something I believe eight o'clock tonight There'll be a be dabbling be dabbling live ish Excellent some point. Yes, given live ish live ish. All right, we'll be tuning into that. Let's let's hit some voicemails and Get out of here. Oh wait Not voicemails. We have the Internet News

Starting point is 02:17:52 From patreon LC Brock is inspired by our two cool moms reveal. Oh, hey, I'm Italian over here Imagine Gatto matter recent Sebastian. Hey, this reminds me of an old Italian story that my Italian grandfather heard when he was living back in the old country, which is Italy. Maniscalco getting together for a comedy tour for hack generic ethnic humor with Mario Bosco as MC. Colin Henderson. I sincerely hope Chad isn't going to become

Starting point is 02:18:19 a part of the show again. I was so happy when you all finally left his dumb ass behind. Eric LeBaron is frightened. Here's what worries me. If you go back to the beginning of 2023, everything Chad said about Steel Toe happened. So when he starts going off about people, it makes me wonder if he's right. Mr. Trey Peacock renames unapologetically Angel the nappy headed hoes podcast. Derek from Texas isn't alone. I can't wait until someone finds out how Tom Myers actually makes money.

Starting point is 02:18:47 Crash Awesome is grateful. Big shout out to producer Chris for helping to keep this episode only 66% gay. Thanks, bud. From Reddit, severe parking posts. John and Clay think the whole CP thing is funny while children are victims. Here's a link to John making a joke of Rob Saul having images on his computer. Ralph Mollman-Malish responds, John and Clay are a pair of retards, but isn't what you've described pretty much the entire premise of the creep-off? Beady eyes, opines. The goofs on most of these shows seem fine with it.

Starting point is 02:19:18 It's actually some fucked shit. Stock Rasmutaz quotes, any single way. Does Carl get paid each time he says this? It's a bizarre turn of phrase. I've neverutaz quotes. Any single way. Does Carl get paid each time he says this? It's a bizarre turn of phrase. I've never heard this one. And it's a definite crutch for him. Do cranberry riffs. Great spot. No one has ever noticed that one.

Starting point is 02:19:34 Alas, you shall remain single anyway. Even more retarded asks, why are you posting like that? You look like my username. And from YouTube, Brian Crawford writes, the fact John is convinced people are scared of him is one of The funniest things ever are worded makes a strong point him finally Realizing things are wrong is the same reason he's woke Our 8k notes Imagine this lunatic were your father of course they want nothing to do with him the most dreaded question has offspring ever

Starting point is 02:20:06 Of course they want nothing to do with him. The most dreaded question his offspring ever heard in life is Stuttering John your real dad Azuth 11 now. I'm gonna have to do what I plan on doing Which is something I'm not looking forward to John says this to himself every time he has to wipe his ass Michael Blaine reports he says that sleeping giant thing at least once month. I guess all the giant does is go right back to sleep. I wish someone would ask him where that quote comes from because I doubt he knows. Mountain Man has doubled over. John calling himself a sleeping giant,

Starting point is 02:20:36 the funniest joke he's had in 40 years. And Molten Steel plays this out with, only a drunk dwarf would think of themselves as a sleeping giant. us out with, only a drunk dwarf would think of themselves as a sleeping giant. Very true. Thank you for the internet news. Lucy Typebox, producer Chris, putting that together for us. Carter had a takeoff. We're going to listen to some voicemails and hear what the people who are listening to the show have to say, starting with Angel Reese calling into the show.

Starting point is 02:21:06 Carl, this be Angel Reese. I heard you were going to talk about my podcast today. I listened to your clips and you'd be like, you'd be like always saying, just do it. You should be on RuPaul. Just do it, Carl. All right, Angel. I don't know who you're talking to. Get some inside information, apparently. Vito Dizualdi's been making the news lately. Hey, Carl. I just wanted to point out you said, man, Vito's really been acting like a lol count lately. Yeah, it's weird that, you know, I mean, Dick chose him to replace Maddox

Starting point is 02:21:49 on biggest problem in the universe. So, you know, that might be a good indicator of his status. Also, Chris, I just wanted to point out, I know the reason why you hate Steely Dan, because you wouldn't know a diamond if you held it in your hand. Things you think are useless, I can't understand. All right, call me back. Okay, I listened to Deacon Blues. Okay.

Starting point is 02:22:17 And here's what I have. Yeah. It might not be Steely Dan that I hate. I think I hate the Fender Rhodes keyboard. Okay. It's a cheesy sounding thing. Okay a little dated I Never liked it. Mm-hmm that in the 70s. No, no. Yep. Okay. I Like to we're in our Steely Dan era of W ATP right now. We're gonna look back

Starting point is 02:22:36 There's no reason I was talking about Steely Dan every episode There's a weird time Hey, Carl, I'm coming to the Detroit show and I mean, I don't give a shit what Chad says. I'm not fucking off dude. I mean, do I have to? Yes, but you're cool with that, but I don't really want to. You don't have to, but it is appreciated.

Starting point is 02:22:59 So we'll see you in Detroit. Can't wait. I'm gonna show up, I'm gonna be there showing up dry and leaving wet. Looking forward to it. Carl, you said you were going to show John proving that you were gay. You didn't do that. He didn't prove you were gay.

Starting point is 02:23:17 So sir, what am I supposed to do with this boner? I don't think I can hold it until October at the Magic Bag. So I don't know. Whatever. See ya. All right. See ya. I don't think it can hold until October at the magic mags. So I don't know whatever She alright. See ya. I Guess he didn't do a great job approving it after all I think about it Hey Carl, I I heard you don't like foreign languages So sucko my taco muchacho anyway later nerd. Thank you. Fuck you. I know that means

Starting point is 02:23:44 You have to put it into Google Translate figuring out Carl it's not Joe's supposed to I'm on to you Last week when you played those very obviously AI Howard Stern and clips With them all slowed down sounding old and not being funny. And then this week you played another self-created AI clip of Howard Stern you're doing this because funny. And then this week you played another self created AI clip of Howard Stern. You're doing this because Howard Stern show can't sound like this today. Not that anyone would know because nobody listens. This is very ingenious of you

Starting point is 02:24:17 Carl. I'm on to you. Keep up the bad work. Don't call me back. Did you imagine if that's really what the payoff is that none of this has ever happened on the Howard Stern Show, and I'm just making all of this up, creating all of it from AI, and no one's called me out because no one can listen to the Howard Stern Show to know what I did or not? Look, I know you're a hard worker, but that's a lot of fucking effort there. No, AI is no effort at all, actually.

Starting point is 02:24:40 It's just the opposite. No, but to play it and dupe everyone. Patrick Milton has a box set of music in the last week It's not a lot of work at all. So I see Patrick Melton. I mean Patty Seacop. Okay Hey when I confuse those two, it's very rude I apologize Hey Carl, you just heard the news that John's YouTube channel was suspended for using Tonight Show clips.

Starting point is 02:25:06 Yes, video got taken down. Now let me think about this. Wasn't John a big wig at the Tonight Show? Isn't he entitled to use those clips? Definitely. And if he can't use clips, he should at least be able to use the cold openings that he directed, especially the one with Quentin Tarantino that was really great it's really sad for John too bad he's suspended there goes this

Starting point is 02:25:32 cash I guess you might have to get a real job too bad wah wah wah rock and roll good stuff Gary no just that one video was taken out he wasn't suspended there anything like that he's fine and I don't think he could get a real job. There's no way. Who would hire him? Everyone does background checks now, and the first thing you do is Google someone, and then they see all these videos.

Starting point is 02:25:54 Even Pepsi would hire him. No, it'd be crazy. Oh, by the way, I want to point out this next voicemail I'm gonna play for you is the most perfect voicemail of all time. This is how you get your voicemail played on WATP right here. Carl, I thought Pat Oates was a good get for your podcast. He's a great guest, but I do have to disagree with him saying, essentially that producer Chris was the funny one. Don't

Starting point is 02:26:19 get me wrong, producer Chris is great. I love the drops, but you are also quite the comedian. So my favorite moments, starting with WATP, is when you told Kindy to close her legs, which was obviously off the cuff after she said that Rochester stinks, that still makes me laugh. Also on the creep off several, my favorite being your comment that the people who examined dogs that had been abused by their owners, the people that examined the dogs remarked that their balls were unusually empty, hilarious. And this is really what Sturring John just doesn't get, comedy, or the shit-chewer as he should be known, which I saw was one of the super chat names that you've never pointed out or touched on. I

Starting point is 02:27:03 think that's awesome. He should only be known as the shit you are from now on which then gives us a full compliment just this year of hock to her Cockpoo are very demure and now the shit you're what's going on. I'll be a simulation. Hey interesting. Hey Siri hang up Hey Siri, could you search on porn hub for trans foot porn? No male to female. I'm not weird. Oh, fuck the course. Oh, Jesus. That's embarrassing. I think that is the weird way. I think that is the perfect, perfect voice now. I don't know about you, Chris. I could just about everything he said.

Starting point is 02:27:45 I didn't hear the creep off for that one. But yeah, you're funny. Now we have an emergency voice mail coming in. Emergency voice mail emergency voice mail. Carl is gay. He likes ween. Weenie. Wee-wee.

Starting point is 02:28:03 There's your poop right there, John. Carl is in fact gay. He likes ween, weenie, weewee. There's your proof right there, John. Carl isn't that gay. Bye. That's as good a proof as John's ever come up with, so why not? This is an interesting analogy. I wish Cardiff was still here for this, actually. Hey, Carl. I just kind of wanted to call in and say that being on rumble now is kind of like being on XM in the early 2000s. You've been exiled, you know, and it's cool because you can say whatever you want, do whatever. But at the same time, no one uses it. So you know, I decided to call in and make that comparison. Don't call me back.

Starting point is 02:28:41 I like that analogy because I remember when XM came out before Howard went to Sirius and it was there was Sirius and there was XM and XM was the cooler one and anyone who had satellite radio was listening to XM but I think I had one friend who had XM. I think we listened to a little bit of XM one time in his garage or something. It was such a weird thing in order like you to get the weird boombox and the antenna and everything different times back then. No streaming, no streaming of content back then. Hey, Carl, it's Mondays.

Starting point is 02:29:15 I gotta say it's really surreal to see Richard Ojeda on Tom Myers podcast. Kind of weird that Tom was in anything related to the devilers. But then I remembered something. About two years ago, Tom Myers was on the Shulby Network. He was on Uncle Rico. So Richard Ojeda is affiliated with someone who openly trashed John. Interesting, yeah. Might be kind of cool if someone, you know, told John this, maybe everyone should spam his chats, that Richard Ojeda was on someone show that openly trashed him you know john can know these things to

Starting point is 02:29:50 defend himself from all the haters and bullies. I mean I'm not gonna report anything like that but that is interesting that he would go talk to Tom Myers who was on an episode of uncle Rico with Shulie Agar, the biggest John enemy in the world, I would say. More so than me. Here's another theory on the tattoo. Hey, Carl, just listening to point devil point.

Starting point is 02:30:18 And from my experience, when I started out in tattooing. It is absolutely possible for lines to disappear if the artist isn't very experienced and they're not pressing hard enough. It's happened, I've seen it happen many, many times. Probably had one of his friends or some girl that he was trying to give a fresh badge do it instead of actually paying for it Anyway, that's what that is my opinion Call it that well the artist himself posted it So I don't think it was just some chick he was trying to bang but that is interesting. I didn't know that That's something that has happened before. Mm-hmm. You're just not a good artist and so it doesn't stick And I would hope that every batch is fresh. Yeah. Is he carrying it around

Starting point is 02:31:05 in a Ziploc? I don't want to stay on. I made this for you. Sounds terrible. Hey, Carl. I was just wondering, have you seen Chuck Norris lately? If you have, call me back. I've been looking for him. Yeah. In fact, you probably want to go to roundhouse provisions.com slash W ATP to see what Chuck Norris is up to. Thanks for reminding me. Oh, you're great. He was here. You didn't good.

Starting point is 02:31:33 Call me back. All right. Great. Seamus weighing in saying Steely Dan is good. So the debate continues on this show. A debate I never thought we'd have. But here we are. Thanks for joining us, everybody. Thanks to David Collins for coming on. I appreciate that. Thanks to the pink chicken and the lazy man

Starting point is 02:31:59 podcast for hopping on. Thanks to Cardiff, especially thanks to my buddy, producer Chris. Aww. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Are we done here? I think we are. Ah, Carl, I love you. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Okay, bye. Fuck a duck, we didn't get it today.

Starting point is 02:32:37 You know what John was drinking the Modelo in there? I was listening to a clip where Aaron was talking about how he had his first Modelo he's ever had. And he's like, and I've drank Bud Light. I've drank, he's going through the list of beers that are kind of like shittier beers. He's like, but Modelo, I will never drink a Modelo ever again. I'm like, it's just a Pilsner. It's pretty common. Yeah. And slightly more expensive. Yeah. It's, it's not a bad beer. I think it's the number one selling beer in the US. It is currently. And the fact that he's just like,

Starting point is 02:33:10 Ew! What are these hopsies? I can't handle this! What's going on here? It's like, what a fucking pussy. He's complaining about what a Modelo tastes like. The bubbles went in my nose. What the fuck? Weirdo.

Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep553 - Bill Maher Talks To Kids

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