Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep555 - For Crying Out Loud

Episode Date: September 22, 2024

It’s long overdue but we’re finally checking out Adam Carolla’s ex-wife’s podcast. Lynette Carolla and her friend Stefanie cackle about nonsense, tell each other how great they are, and get co...nfused by TV shows. It’s cute that rich women who have nannies and unlimited resources can act like they know what it’s like to raise children.  Christian Bladt joins the show to discuss how their children are in college now and no longer live in mansions. How do they do it? Kevin Brennan is not doing well in the guest department. Ryan Hoppe, the loser who had Chad Zumock on his show that no one listens to, was actually playing 4-D chess and we fell right into his trap. The Action Boyz have some criticisms for us after listening to our review of their show. Joe Collins likes our hot sauce! Paddy Brokenskull is taking a victory lap. Stuttering John shows us once again why he’s the worst podcaster in the biz as he fumbles his way through a disjointed and frankly horny interview of IvySupersonic. And finally another round of To Poke A Dabbler, Internet News, and your voicemails.  Get Magic Mind - https://www.magicmind.co/WATPSHOW20 use code WATPSHOW20 for 20% off your purchase or 48% off a subscription Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop Christian Bladt YouTube – https://www.youtube.com/@thebladtcast3174  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:27 Remember to shut the fuck up cuz Cuz a row cuz a row slap-a-rooney It's showtime Hello, welcome to another episode of Who Are These? The gateway drug to the dabble verse. I'm your host, Carl, with me today, a man who sings in the key of C. Blatt. From Who Are These broadcasters and the Blattcast, it's Christian Blatt, everyone. Hello, hello. And producer Chris is with us as well
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Starting point is 00:03:30 She's still going by Lynette Corolla even though her and Adam Corolla are divorced Yeah, it's good for the brand and they do have a company called Corolla drinks that I think at one point She was CEO. So I think she's got a stick with Corolla if you go to her Twitter It says that she is the CEO of Corolla drinks. And I went, still, is that how that works? It appears that Corolla drinks no longer exists. If you go to Adam Corolla's website and you want to get some drinks, it's like this product is no longer available. So I'm guessing with the divorce. How are we going to get, how are we going to get Mangria?
Starting point is 00:04:03 Mangria discontinued. I have a feeling that with the divorce he just like yeah, it's fine the thing that you do I don't need it so go find something else to do yeah anyway I want to read the description of the show because this is the longest run-on sentence I've ever read for a show description. You're gonna think this is three or four sentences I promise you this is just one sentence it says Lynette Carolla and Stephanie Wilder-Taylor are two mothers of twins just trying to not eff it up. In this raucous hour of conversation, they, along with producer Cam and Bean, a father of two young girls, cover a range of topics from marriage, divorce, and the space in between to what they're
Starting point is 00:04:41 watching, where they're going, Target, and how they manage to look so damn good. The format is informative, loose, and most of all, entertaining. And furthermore, did we mention? There's a couple of lies in there. I don't think there's any episode that's actually an hour. And did you say attractive? They must've misspelled a different word that they wanted to have in there. I don't think there's any episode that's actually an hour. And did you say attractive? They must have misspelled a different word that they wanted to have. Well, why don't we start there? Because this has been a show since 2010. Now you remember
Starting point is 00:05:14 that Adam Carolla very early to the podcasting game after getting fired from radio, people refer to him as the pod father, although we all know that's Adam Curry, not Adam Carolla, but whatever. He was one of the first guys to actually build an audience with podcasting, so you gotta give it to him. And I guess he gave his wife a show, because like, hey, I'll give you something to do too, you and your friend, you can do this thing.
Starting point is 00:05:35 You're the CEO of this. Yes, and they actually did a live show with that Carolla and her friend Stephanie, and there's just a little reel of this to show you how exciting it was. I want to give everyone a taste of what kind of show this is gonna be for us. He can talk about how he's the best oral receiver. He brags that he's good at getting oral sex.
Starting point is 00:05:59 That's Lynette talking about how Adam brags about being good at receiving oral sex. Now how would you describe the venue that they're in producer Chris? large coffee shop Or a small restaurant. Yeah, I would like to cast a vote for a barbecue restaurant. It does look like a barbecue restaurant. Yes They're seated by the potato bar painting with a horse in it, so there's just three high top stools on maybe a stage, maybe not, and a PA system. And they're just sitting there with their microphones
Starting point is 00:06:30 and chatting, and it gets wild. Yes. But you know what? How hard is it to get oral sex? I think the oddest thing is to be sitting here chatting about our lives, and people are just having burgers and fries. Somebody's going, pass the ranch dressing.
Starting point is 00:06:47 And we're like, oh, Adam's good at getting oral sex? I mean, put the ranch down would've been funnier. Has anyone ever passed the ranch dressing in a restaurant? What the fuck is going on here? Well, I knew she was in trouble when she had to tag with fries. Yeah, people are just eating their burgers. Some people have fries in their mouth right now.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Am I right, folks? There's a pickle over there. I feel like we should take a question before... Listen to that reaction. That's sweet like a mother fucker. Listen to this. I feel like we should take a question before... I feel like we have some questions from some of the people that are here.
Starting point is 00:07:25 From the audience? Her question is, what advice do you have for a couple who has just decided to start trying to have a family? Why would you ask us that question? Get it? Because they don't know what they're doing either, guys, right?
Starting point is 00:07:38 That's hilarious. When the girl has very big boobs. Does everyone notice that? Yeah. I didn't notice that until right now. Yes. And I was in a room with her once, no idea. Okay, so you're very aware of that,
Starting point is 00:07:50 of the size of her breasts is what you're telling us? That's what I'm trying to say. Okay. There is a new baby, god damn it, those things are cock blockers. Ray's clapping, why would Ray be clapping for that? Why is Ray here? You should be avoiding getting women pregnant
Starting point is 00:08:04 at all costs, Ray. Sound advice. Stefan for crying out loud. What's up with dick pics? Oh my god. Yeah. Don't get me started on the unsolicited dick pics. I want to get you started on dick pics. I don't get it. You're not going to go like,
Starting point is 00:08:19 I got to get on that immediately. Do you guys, tell us, do guys say, they do? Yes. I have an intern intern her whole job is just deleting unsolicited dick pics on our website. You wouldn't think you're like oh they have matching necklaces how cute. It's called the Vesper by Crave. Sorry, I just laid it. I turned it on and laid it on top of the microphone. Let's hear it. So that's Lynette's voice. That's her real voice I think. I just want to get people comfortable with this as we listen to these clips coming up.
Starting point is 00:08:51 I crave. Sorry, I just laid it. I turned it on and laid it on top of the microphone. Let's hear it. Is she about to dive into the pool? Like take the nose plug off. Why you duck? Might be a little easier to hear what you're saying. Well at least they're covering ground that nobody's talked about before like unsolicited dick pics I don't know that any female podcast has ever covered that so I'm glad you want to go there Unsolicited dick pics. I don't think you want to get me started on that. Okay here
Starting point is 00:09:16 I go and way to set the table. What's up with dick pics? Yeah, you guys hear about this dick pics? Alright so I'm gonna start off the most recent episode dropped yesterday And it's very confusing of when they do shows and where they do shows where you can find them They're even confused by this What's up everybody? It's for crying out loud. It is for crying out loud. We love you guys. Oh my god We had fun on our Tuesday episode Yeah, we did and we're gonna have a great time on our Wednesday
Starting point is 00:09:50 With LB on our Thursday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we will and and our patreon with LB. Mm-hmm And now this is today's Friday though. Yeah, so we already did it. Yes Kailin you have any updates about your life? Oh boy. That's how they start it. They're like, oh, today's Friday and we're gonna have fun on Wednesday. And that drops on Thursday and it's Patreon. And I went, these people need a Patreon? Did you check that out at all, Christian? I saw that there was a Patreon and I like doing my homework for this show, but not enough that I was gonna give them money for it. They have 1,826 paid members on Patreon, which I was actually impressed by. It's like, oh, that's a significant number. They're making a little bit of money on there.
Starting point is 00:10:32 When the free content is this terrible, you can't imagine for people paying for extra. How many people signed up seven, eight years ago and just forgot? It's just five bucks off the credit card every month and they just totally forgot about it There's a really weird photo of Stephanie on the patreon. Yeah, this is um Not that flattering. There's a weird tooth-to-gum ratio thing Going on here She's not she's not an unattractive person No, why would this be the photo of her?
Starting point is 00:11:05 Perhaps this was her audition for the horror film smile. Yes, I was actually thinking this is the thing nightmares are made of. So jaws, the crowd the same page with that. All right. What did you pick up on? Chris, you listen to a bunch of episodes of this. I did. Yeah. And they said that they had fun on their Tuesday show. I did not, but that was one of the first ones I listened to. So I want to give a podcasting lesson for everyone out there.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Carl? Did you watch the Emmy Awards? I did not. Hey, Chris, did you watch the Emmy Awards? No, sir. OK, I didn't either, so I guess we shouldn't talk about it. However, if it's this show and you didn't watch the Emmy Awards you do what we find in my clip one Wait, did you watch the Emmys last night? I didn't did you know?
Starting point is 00:11:55 I watched the highlights this morning. Okay, who hosted them? I don't know. It's unclear I was trying to figure that out. I watched good morning, America I don't know. I don't know who hosted it. Yeah, we lost our What do you call our producer? Do they start talking to producers like where'd he go? It's a guy to go get water He gets up for water a lot and it's a it's a 50 minute show or 55 and we'll talk about how I don't believe they Do any take twos or any editing they just kind of record and then when it the bell hits they're like, alright, we're done so
Starting point is 00:12:39 Kalen Definitely does the most work on the show Yeah, he's the down just yeah Just like every show every show the guy with the word producer in his name obviously does the most work on the show. Yeah, he's the guy. Yeah, just like every show. Every show, the guy with the word producer in his name obviously does all the work. We know that. But Kaelin's like Jamie from Joe Rogan. But if Rogan was an idiot who didn't know anything and had to have constant fact checking
Starting point is 00:13:01 of things that they're trying to talk about. So one of the things that they're waiting for is yeah who hosted the Emmys? But they continue talking about the Emmys in clip 2 when Lynette wants to tell Stephanie Something that she thinks she'd enjoy Except she doesn't remember it. Your pal won big last night. I heard. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:23 She's smart. She had a funny line. She said something like, can I'm paraphrasing, like, thank you. This means a lot because they don't get a lot of attention. It's kind of funny. Um, and the bear one big, um, but for comedy for comedy. Oh, you okay. Dan, Levy and Dan, Levy. Yeah. Father, son. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I didn't know. We don't know how they did. No, nobody's really talking about how they did. I think they were just, I don't know. I didn't see it. So I can't. Why is this a topic of conversation?
Starting point is 00:14:00 What is going on? One person watched Good Morning America and now they want to summarize the Emmys for us? Yeah. Look, I don't? They want to summarize the Emmys for us Yeah, I look I don't think you have to watch the Emmys if you're gonna talk about it But you might want to read an article about the Emmys If you get to the point where who hosts it no idea next topic yeah So I want to hear what the producer is Mumbling to himself as he's getting water all the time We're almost out of water god damn it
Starting point is 00:14:40 But in my clip three it seems like the problem is that even if Lynette had watched them She wouldn't have been able to glean anything from it if she watched by herself as she discussed. You can't watch Game of Thrones by yourself because you have to have somebody else go, like you have to go like, wait, who's related to this king? How did she become in power? Blah, blah, blah. Okay. I have a clip on here that's related to that because they're talking about Dave Grohl for
Starting point is 00:15:03 a while and I have a bunch of clips on that. But then they transition away from Dave Grohl talk and it's just a seamless, amazing transition. So anyway, what else are you watching? Any good shows? These are people have nothing to talk about. Are you watching any TV shows is the question. So this turns into a conversation about the show Shogun. Now, Shogun is a show that is set in 1600 Japan. Now it's not historically accurate or factual. Why would it be? It's just a TV show that takes place in 1600. And so when that's concerned about even trying to watch this show.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. okay I love history and I do love stuff like Shogun. I probably will like it, but I do feel stupid Well, what is Shogun exactly? Okay. That was actually Stephanie saying I like history and stuff, but I'm gonna feel dumb Japan that's a what is that a country? And that's what the Japanese people live Shogun came up also in the Tuesday episode and how they basically had almost the same conversation. You know, you'd almost think that they recorded this show right after that one and that's why they didn't know what happened in the Patreon episode.
Starting point is 00:16:15 That's right. You know, yeah, the one they're looking forward to Wednesday on Friday. Yeah. Yeah. But the fact that they like so much about history is actually a good setup for my clip for now Stephanie's husband used to work for the history channel and he's doing what everybody does that used to work for any kind of traditional media. He's now doing a show on YouTube about history. Nice. And Stephanie read the scripts and she talked a lot about how it was hard for her to follow. But I think that she and Lynette work well together to explain World War II to their audience in Cliff IV.
Starting point is 00:16:48 There's an episode about, you know, with Japan and, you know, the bombing and there's that, like, you know, then there's the Germany. That's about where I am. Right. You know, like, the bombing. In general. Right. You know, the bombing.
Starting point is 00:17:04 The bombing. The World War II bombing. Right. You know, the Japan and the bombing. In general. Right. You know, the bombing. The bombing. The World War II bombing. Right. You know, the armies and stuff, the fighting. Military. Right. How dumb is Stephanie?
Starting point is 00:17:12 I know exactly what bombing they're talking about. When you say Japan and the bombing, like, yeah, Pearl Harbor. That's a very specific bombing that we're talking about here. I thought they were talking about Shohei Otani going 50-50. All right, I'm glad you were here to explain it to me. They just did not get along, those two. And some other people also didn't get along.
Starting point is 00:17:29 They were fighting and shit. This is how I would be. Now what side was France... Now France was with... Okay, France was with the British, right? Like, what side be? Yeah, the Axis of... Axis of Evil? Yeah, Axis of Evil. Right like yeah, I'd be yeah the access of access access of evil access More appropriate time to play that drop The British the axis of evil Chris what's what's hard to follow here? Is this their bit that they're stupid and that's all they got I hope not It's it's not a great thing. They are pretty good at it Chris
Starting point is 00:18:12 Let's get into some some hot gas Everyone's talking about Dave Grohl. You know he just came out made a statement that he impregnated a woman who's not his wife I'm I've only just become a fan of him in the last week by the way Pretty cool Not his wife. I've only just become a fan of him in the last week, by the way. This guy seems pretty cool. I like Dave Grohl. Food fighters aren't so bad. Alright, so let's hear what the reaction is when they find out that a guy who's been a rock star since 1991 was cheating on his wife.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Basically Dave Grohl, you know, Kailin. It turned out that he has a baby out of wedlock. Yeah, it came out last week. Yeah, I was shocked. You were? I was shocked too, because white guys usually pull out. It's one thing they were pretty good at. So I was a little surprised that he would
Starting point is 00:18:59 take a risk like that. But this I thought was the more embarrassing thing. So they're talking about how Dave has this house in Encino. And I think that Lynette lives in Encino as well. And so they run into Dave when he's going to different businesses and stuff around the neighborhood. We share the same like Bermuda triangle of stores where my kids always go to, there's like a Michael's and a Chili's and yeah, you know
Starting point is 00:19:25 Yes, anyway a lot of people have run into him like at Michaels menchies. Uh-huh. Hold on a second They're surprised he impregnated a woman. I'm surprised. He's going to Michaels. Yeah, so new fabric store Dave girl Is that where he's hanging out? It's like Howard Stern going to Guitar Center What do you mean? He's at Michael? That's you shouldn't announce that to the world. He doesn't want that getting out. Probably. Maybe he does DIY condoms and that's why he goes to Michael's and that's why he can't afford the good stuff. So Stephanie is really trying to make it about her. This news about Dave Grohl? So I, I know some, I have somebody who's very close to me, who is very good friends with a guy and worked with him. And I had worked with this guy too, whose wife had an affair with Dave Grohl.
Starting point is 00:20:16 They had young twins at the time. They literally lived in my neighborhood, like two blocks from me and she left her husband this this friend of a very close person to me was really good friends with this guy. How many people are involved? I don't know but it just reminded me of this scene. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. She really wanted to be a part of this Dave Grohl story. I knew a guy who knew another guy,
Starting point is 00:20:48 and that guy's wife was hanging out with Dave Grohl. She's trying to, I think you guys could tell just from that clip, she's explaining that Dave has had some infidelity issues in the past. So she knew another person. And she's concerned. Who had an affair. Lynette cannot figure this out.
Starting point is 00:21:02 She is wildly confused by this. But Dave went on me. on me was really upset like no I don't this is not the same people as you were talking. It's not no no, it's different No, your story was about different people. I think he just gets around So this so that woman it wasn't like they didn't go on vacation with them no oh My god, no your story was unrelated to my story Then this is did we know this back when we did we did I think we both I thought we were individual stories about no No, no. No, I think he just I think he is just a
Starting point is 00:21:39 Freaking horn dog. Yeah, he's sex addict. I know we throw that around Other women's, sex addict. I know we throw that around. Oh my god. Other women is a sex addict. Now, what are you getting horny for women who aren't your wife when he's a kind of sex addict? How get some help? I swear. It's hard to believe that somebody who would cheat on his wife twice would cheat on his wife three times. But it's like there's no way he did it three times. Well, I mean there he's addicted to sex was like Erin Imm Immelt's addicted to cocaine. He did it four or maybe five times.
Starting point is 00:22:05 So pretty crazy. Now, how old is Lynette Corolla? Yeah, man. Oh, he's a rock and roll musician. I hate to say it cliche, but a rock and roll musician. The drummer from Nirvana is a rock and roll musician. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:19 He's one of those rock and rollers that I think I saw on the Sullivan show. I don't much care for it. I'm one of the rock and roll musicians. I'm a rock and roll musician okay. He's one of those rock and rollers that I think I saw on the Sullivan show I don't much care for it. Yeah, these rock and roll musicians. They're unpredictable these guys you gotta watch who says that Dummy and I can't stand her voice I know you said that at the outset, but she could voice a cartoon that centers around a baby that does blow she's like cartoon that centers around a baby that does blow she's like Hear that we're coming up with ideas for you
Starting point is 00:22:54 Podcasting and do something more productive with your time. She's still confused all of us are following this this by the way This goes on for 20 minutes I just cut out the little parts in here all of us can understand this he had a baby with a woman recently and years ago Jennifer Stephanie or whoever she is don't do a a guy who knew a guy who do a thing. And then this thing happened. She still can't figure it out. I thought for some reason it was the same person, the same couple. Definitely not. It's not, she's telling you that it's a different person, a different couple. And then this is how they wrapped this up.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Yeah. How do you get someone pregnant? You're a rock star. I know. Are you just like, oh, you're on the pill? OK. Right. Wouldn't you just be like, absolutely no way
Starting point is 00:23:36 I'm getting you pregnant? Wouldn't you use a condom every time? Of course. Yes, and especially when you have a wife at home. Right, so you don't know what else is going on down there Yeah, how naive are these women? What did you use a condom if you're having this sex outside of your marriage? Yeah, I mean yeah, not if I want it to feel good Really guys like I can't be so irresponsible. I can't believe that this guy wasn't happy being inside three vaginas
Starting point is 00:24:03 How could he go for a fourth one? Yes. What else did you pick up on from this? I hope you enjoyed our history lesson earlier, because in my clip five, Lynette admits she doesn't know that much about history. But fortunately, Stephanie just read an entire 19 page script that her husband wrote about the Battle of Fredericksburg So let's learn from Stephanie and cliff I I do know what the battle of Fredericksburg was now there you go Like I could probably kind of explain it to you a little bit For the union Union
Starting point is 00:24:54 Stonewall Jackson was the Confederate leader of the Confederate troops and Basically, we got our asses kicked because we hooded France and France is with Britain in this were This guy Burnside Yeah, who was one of the originators of like sideburns? That's what they that's why they called him that yeah, so was it his real name No, they called no his last name is really Burnside. I can't now I can't remember his first name. It's a way see now you have to wait for the movie to come out. But basically I know who was on what side and I know what mistakes were,
Starting point is 00:25:31 giant mistakes, big mistakes, huge mistakes. A lot of people died. Wow. Yeah. This is like watching a documentary with a five year old and then ask him to sum it up afterwards. Yes. I've learned more from drunk history than I just learned from drunks. Yes. Well, she knows all the mistakes, but not the mistake of, hey, let's talk about it here on the podcast. So when I first checked out the show about a month ago
Starting point is 00:25:57 to make sure that this was going to be a good one to pull clips from, Lynette was helping her daughter move into college. Well, in this episode, Stephanie was helping her daughter move into college. Well, in this episode, Stephanie was helping her daughter move into college, so it's a recurring theme. And her daughter, Elbie, is her name, and it's important to the story. And look, it's LA, and there's people way more famous than Stephanie, but she doesn't just mention
Starting point is 00:26:19 that her daughter's going to UCLA. She talks about the street that they turned on, and she says the name of the apartment. None of this stuff is in my clips, but she gives way too much information about where her teenage daughter's living. It made me uncomfortable. But what's her ratio? It's a lot better than her mom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I, that research you could do. You couldn't go to a Patreon page, but you could research what the daughter looked like. I see pictures of her 19 year old daughter free. All right.
Starting point is 00:26:46 I didn't have to pay for those. So in any case, so she gives all this information and say what you want about stuttering John, but he never doxed his own kids. I mean, he made fun of their life choices, but he never actually said here's where they live. So what I want to play. where they live. So these ladies, they don't have a Kardashian money, but obviously they've grown up in a certain lifestyle. So listen to my clip seven, when you hear what
Starting point is 00:27:15 Stephanie thought about this isn't even a dorm. This is like an apartment on campus. Yeah, it's an apartment, like basically right on campus. Rich people. Right. But listen to what Stephanie thinks of the rich people apartment. Elbie will tell you something different and she's not going to listen to this podcast, but I was mortified. I was just like, Oh my God, like so small. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Elbie was like, this is amazing. This is so great. Yeah, the kids love it. My own apartment. She's like, this is bigger than I thought it was going to be. I was like, Oh my god. Maybe it's kind of how I felt. I've never be probably because I never went to college. So I never Yeah, no, she's never been in any dorms. I'm like there's so at no point when you're in high school, you
Starting point is 00:28:01 didn't fuck any college guys. I don't think I believe the story from Stephanie go to a party You never have friends in your 20s who had small apartments. It's brand new information to you. That's crazy She gets more descriptive in clip 8 about what the room was like. I was picturing a big bedroom right like a normal-sized bedroom this bedroom was like Half the size of her bedroom at home that she lives in by herself. Yeah, and it now she has two people It's the size like it's the size of a jail cell. It's you know, it's really small Her bedroom is half the size of her bedroom at their house. And she has two people in that new bedroom.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Well, it's just one roommate. She's saying that there's two of them. But but that was the same bedroom. No, there are. They have roommates in this bedroom. Yeah, it's like an apartment with a suite. I could help them move in. Yeah, I didn't realize that that's
Starting point is 00:29:00 what we were talking about over here. Hey, it's me, producer Chris. That's what we were talking about over here. You can you can obviously walk right up to where she lives because her mom told you where it was but Maybe Patrick Melton has some photos we could check out. I never banged a chick named LB before I never banged a chick named Elbie before. It's a first for everything. I know that's on your bucket list, Chris. I wanna jump ahead to an episode for a moment. So my clip nine, Elbie sat in for a whole episode and I've got almost nothing from that episode
Starting point is 00:29:35 except for this moment when I feel good because it's like, all right, at least this is somebody who's a little bit more grounded than her mother is. So maybe there's hope for the future generation. Clip nine. And I feel like I have enough space. It's not like the tiniest room ever. Right.
Starting point is 00:29:51 I had enough space to unpack all my pounds of clothes. Yes. You know, there's that. There's that. Yeah, so I've got tons of clothes and they fit and it doesn't matter because how much time I got to be in this room. So the reason I have that is just,
Starting point is 00:30:04 it's like the opposite of what her mom says like it's like a jail cell it's like no I get to like you know be in a room away from you mom yes do you realize how great that is I would be happy to live with that guy in Cleveland with three runaways in his basement I would be better was that guy's name I forget rather than being home with you you're annoying it and you think you're funny. You think you're funny You're not That's the problem Lynette had a similar observation about her daughter's apartment in clip 10
Starting point is 00:30:36 I was preparing myself for how teeny tiny it was But I wasn't prepared. I didn't know the building was gonna be so old and It wasn't prepared. I didn't know the building was going to be so old and the light, there's no lights. There's no can lights. There's one light at the entrance of the door, like up above, so you could turn it on and leave it on if your friends are coming. I don't know. There is no, so that's why she had to get the lamp for her room. And then so and there's the the eight the heater unit, you know, it's like, looks like it's from the 70s, you know, the old school, right, right. So the building was so super old. But the girls loved it. Like this is
Starting point is 00:31:16 great. Like they just love it. That's fascinating. Please go on. How is this show? I was gonna point this out earlier. I'll point it out now. The reason why this show? I was gonna point this out earlier. I'll point it out now The reason why this shows existed since 2010 It's because it's about parenting and how messy it is with these young kids They both have twins and so they're getting together and chatting about parenting Well now all the kids are off to college and they have nothing to do with drink wine all day And they're still trying to pull off always you watch the Emmys last night. I passed out on wine
Starting point is 00:31:42 You kidding me? You have this morning watch good morning America. I slept that I was pretty drunk on wine last night I'm still trying to get through season one a game of Thrones Understand all the characters and there was a dragon what's his deal? I have one final point from this conversation, which is clip 11 Stephanie is Just surprised at the workload that LB is going to have in clip 11. But she's only got three classes right now. So I'm like, what do you like? What do you guess you're just on campus? Like doing what?
Starting point is 00:32:15 Like are going to libraries and studying, right? Going to libraries. Yeah. And drugs and fucking every guy who walks past this apartment that her mom said. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Christian. The option. She has the opportunity. Yeah, that's true. You're right. I'm sorry. I don't mean to speak badly of all those all those bored college students.
Starting point is 00:32:34 You see it all the time. Just can't find anything fun to do. There's nothing to do. I guess I'm going to sit and try and watch the Emmys from Sunday. All right. You guys want wanna hear some really exciting talk because the producer, Caleb, has a very important role on the show. He's the only one with young kids. So the show used to be about having young kids.
Starting point is 00:32:55 They don't anymore. He does. And there's very exciting talk about soccer games and soccer practices. They had their first soccer game on Saturday. They did very well. Really? Both of them? Yeah, I was a little nervous
Starting point is 00:33:07 because Blake is, she doesn't do great in the practices. She's just kind of walking around, you know, doesn't, didn't really seem to want to be there. First half of the game. But she's four, right? Yeah. Yeah, she's four. She's fucking four. We're talking about her soccer game.
Starting point is 00:33:21 Why is there a soccer game with four-year-olds? Why is this even happening? That's not that interesting. That's not that interesting, Bill. It's a really boring anecdote right there. Literally right before this, I was at a soccer game with six-year-olds and no, it wasn't that interesting.
Starting point is 00:33:36 So I can't imagine four-year-olds. It's brutal. Now, Lynette is talking about how her daughter used to like ice skating, but then when they moved because she got a divorce from Adam, she moved to a neighborhood where the other kids didn't enjoy ice skating. But then she quit because we moved. Right. So then when we moved into our new neighborhood, nobody was ice skating, you know, that neighborhood,
Starting point is 00:34:01 it's all basketball and oh shit. He went from living with Adam up in the hills to a neighborhood where it's all basketball. You started that didn't realize she was living on the same street as the help, right? It's our neighbors. So this sucks. Um
Starting point is 00:34:18 you'll still come over clean though, right? Now, this is where speaking of the help, I've listened to Adam Kroll for many years. I know that he has a nanny and he has all these people helping him out in the house. And there's very little parenting needed from the parents in this family, which is fine. It means you can do whatever the fuck you want,
Starting point is 00:34:36 obviously. But this is what two old ladies do when their kids go off to college. And they're all sad and weepy about it because they're not needed as moms anymore Can I just say? That you are the best mom And oh get raped Can I just say that you're the best mom? Oh my god You mean it? Because I kind of felt like I didn't do anything
Starting point is 00:35:02 I kind of felt like I was just going out to see Bruce Springsteen wherever he was traveling to with my husband's money. I didn't realize that. So, thankfully, Stephanie gives some examples and then the kids and supporting Sonny with basketball and and going to tournaments and going to Vegas
Starting point is 00:35:17 and supporting Natalia with basketball and then supporting Natalia with volleyball and just like all and all of the different getting a tutor for this and getting a tutor for that and and just like all and all of the different getting a tutor for this and getting Literally just like they got to go to Vegas and watch your kid play basketball and you went to all the other games because you don't have a job and you have all the money in the world so it doesn't matter like a lot of moms could pull all of this off well i think that the the one thing to her credit is that she got a tutor and she didn't think, Oh, I'll help my kids with the homework. At least she did that. That was
Starting point is 00:35:46 smart. So this conversation goes on and on, of course, you know, like the whole time. Stephanie, the most hands on mom and I'm so honored that I've been on this podcast with you hearing every step of the way and now your kids are. Stephanie, you're gonna make me cry. True. Oh, well, I feel the same way about you. Like I've been with you this whole time. I Bet when that's an ugly cry or two if I had you think Please make her cry if she'll shut up. This is my biggest fear about listening to these old women or no longer parents parenting show thing It was just hitting me
Starting point is 00:36:26 because like the kids going to caught like I know he's about to leave for college like you raised them up and I just hit me the other day I was thinking about it and I was like I have been around Lynette's kids since they were like five years old. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's almost like your old ladies. Wow. Holy **** I don't think Lynette enjoys that Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's almost like your old ladies Shit I don't think when that enjoys that conversation like holy shit, can you believe it? I knew your kids when they were four like Yeah, yeah another in college. So let's not talk about that because my my ex-husband is dating a 40 year old
Starting point is 00:37:04 So we could stop talking about that by the way Adam Crowroll is a girlfriend also giant cans and it's got a type You are flawless transition that now this show is like old-fashioned radio. There's no video component It's still just a podcast just the audio and in the first eight and a half minutes. There were six ads Yeah, six ads and not like there were six ads. Yeah. Six ads and not like host read ads, just as being put in. But then the host read ads come in and there are some bad ad reads going out with these two like plump. It doesn't flake. It's a, they have, it's great. They have yet they have 12 shades. We also love their, um, I,
Starting point is 00:37:40 I brighteners, which we talk about all the time, which is love them. And their liquid lash extensions, which we love so And we also just love the fact that they're they stand behind causes. We love that. That's why cause is in the name Cosmetic we love it. We love that. We love everything about it. I love that. There's causes. Yeah, what were the causes doesn't matter They get their head causes. It's name the name. We love causes silent sharps is her silent shapes is sad reads. But you want to hear a flawless transition later on when they have to get to their mint mobile ad read. This is pro.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Now let's take a little break and talk about mint mobile. We love good deals. Yes, we do. We do love good deals. And we don't like hoops. We don't like to jump through hoops. No hoops. We like good deals. Yeah, we don't like hoops we don't like to jump through hoops no hoops we like good deals yeah we don't like hoops you're getting out of yourself in the ad read copy there man why don't
Starting point is 00:38:30 we back up a little bit i don't think that makes any sense all right what else did you pick up on from the show christian since we're we've settled it on ad reads uh this is probably my favorite moment from everything i've listened to uh so they do the traditional ad reads and the recorded ads. And then at the end, they sort of do like shout outs for, I think there's a tier of supporters who give them a little bit of money and then they talk about their causes. And this is the prime example of how they don't do take two. They don't do any editing.
Starting point is 00:39:03 This seems to be a moment where you would want to maybe take it again. Clip 21. Sarah's son Chase was only 21 years old and he was three months from graduating college when they lost him to suicide. And Sarah wanted to do something so that her grief didn't consume her and she went on a mission to break the stigma surrounding suicide and help. Excuse me. Help fill in the gaps. Help fill in the gaps in her community in Ohio. God damn death dedication. So two sneezes while she talks about the suicide cause.
Starting point is 00:39:44 And it might've been a time to be like, hey, Kalen, I know you don't edit, but I think we're gonna have to do this one again. Let's just start that over again. If you don't mind making a note for yourself. Oh, you're getting water. Never mind. Earlier you were talking about them starting to realize that they're getting older. My clip 14.
Starting point is 00:40:04 They're so close to My clip 14, they're so close to realizing, oh yeah, yeah, we're not young anymore when they talk about their preference in a TV show. Golden Bachelorette starts. Oh, that's right. And I'm very excited about that because I really can't stand the Bachelor Bachelorette anymore, but the Golden Bachelorette is going to be good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:21 What's that? No one ever? What? Well, I'm tired of watching all these hot young people go off into a room and fuck. I want to see the Golden Bachelor where they hold hands and sit in a chair together. Yeah, I think they're in the Golden Bachelor demographic, but they're they're just not ready to come to terms with it. Carl. That slut showed her ankles. She wants it bad.
Starting point is 00:40:46 I had the oil oil than a ditty's house. Fuck that thing. So I listened to an episode where they started off by talking about a movie that Stephanie finally got around to watching. Django Unchained.
Starting point is 00:41:02 From 2012. And they spent a lot of time Don't worry, there's no spoilers I boiled it down as much as I wanted to play the clip where they kept calling him Christopher waltz instead of Christoph waltz I thought that this was the moment that It's really the the hot take on one of the collaborators that Quentin's had and his work as a whole in clip 13 Wasn't Samuel Jackson so good in Django? He was great. Oh my god, he's so like intimidated. He's so, he's such a good actor. He's so good. Yes. And he's in hateful eight too. Oh, oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:41 It's so funny because Quentin Tarantino movies. They're all different. They all have some similarities, right? But like Pulp Fiction is Nothing like those movies. Right? I know right the part where you said they're all different. Yeah Samuel Jackson isn't all of those though, but they're different and he's playing different people So that's it. That's not the same guy from Pulp Fiction. God. It's a Django. It's like the Dave Grohl conversation No, these are different people Like each episode that I listened to had probably three topics and each one went on for about 15 minutes With lots of ads in between it was shocking how little they have to say and how little they comprehend.
Starting point is 00:42:26 I think that they might've actually watched the Emmys, they just didn't remember from the night before. Very possible. Let's wrap this up, Christian. What should we go out of the bang with? All right, well, I have another one of those moments. So my clip 20 will be the last thing that we need to get to. And this is again, once again,
Starting point is 00:42:43 where all you need to wear the little scissors to edit this out, clip 20. I think there was quite a few moments. Sorry. That's okay. I want Kaylin to turn the air off. Oh. It's gonna get hot.
Starting point is 00:43:02 It's gonna get hot, quick? Probably. Surely, no. All right, just for. It's gonna get hot. Quick. All right, just for a few minutes, like blowing right on my head. Okay. I think there was quite a few moments that I started to feel better. Did you notice how her daughter understands how editing a podcast works? Yeah, she started over again. Yes. So that's exactly where they could have cut it out, Carl. Would have been very easy to do and way less embarrassing Yeah, Chris doesn't complain just puts on a sweatshirt. Yeah, I come prepared. Yeah, so I'm glad we finally got to spend some time with
Starting point is 00:43:34 Lynette and LBD I'm surprised this show is still going when they divorced I thought for sure cuz she used to be on Adams Network I thought for sure this would used to be on Adams network. I thought for sure this would go away I used to hear this promo. Holy shit every episode of the Adam Kroll show you'd hear that song Anybody for crying out loud makes other well that Adam says this and I said that whoa wacky You know we could never bring myself to listen to a second of it It was more often than being told to go to jokeland.com. Yes. There was a lot of plugs For for crying out loud. All right, I think that it is now time for our This one comes in from Nick Tucker and Nick Tucker's checking in on our buddy Kevin Brennan and
Starting point is 00:44:16 Misery Loves Company and they're they're hurting for guests I don't know if you've heard about this, but the the guests aren't what they used to be Especially when Barry ribs shows up on the show oh now Barry ribs is here oh my god are you kidding me can you hear me oh my god so Barry ribs if you're listening is laying in bed shirt is completely off he's got his uh red glasses on and he's ready to start broadcasting and be a guest on MLC. Barry, you ain't got no shirt on.
Starting point is 00:44:48 I'm Felicia. All right, Felicia, you got to come back. I can't do this naked bear rip show by myself. Yo, it's work. It's working without wifi. So I'm warning you. Hold on. I just let her off.
Starting point is 00:45:03 I mean, is this, are you for real? Yo, are you gonna welcome me back to the family? Yeah, yeah, welcome back. Do I just gotta send her the link again? Oh, here she is. Look at this, Felicia. Look at this timing. I thought today was gonna be an easy show.
Starting point is 00:45:21 As soon as I let you go, Barry shows up topless. Barry, where's your clothes? Felicia I know how to pronounce the name. I'm naked. Oh, no. Oh, that's risky. That's what's going on over there on Miss Rose company. Thank you next we're checking that out for us Do you think that when KB was you know on SNL on camera and any they shot his pilot? He would ever believe if you were able to show him this clip, like this is you, there's like, there's no way my career is gonna go this way.
Starting point is 00:45:49 How did my neck get so shitty? Where did my hair go? You brought a cringe in as well. I did. It was a cringe that I was a part of. And it's a segment that went 10 minutes, but I have three short clips from it. So I was on the United States of Australia and the Aussie guy had a game that he called
Starting point is 00:46:13 Steel Toe Projection and we were supposed to name that projection. So Aaron in a clip would talk about something negative about one of the people he hates and we were all supposed to give an example of something that Aaron had done. That was the same thing. Now, if that explanation doesn't make sense and you don't understand it, don't worry. None of us understood it either. Clip one. Yes, Echo Pineapple, do you have an example of Aaron being asked a question where he's
Starting point is 00:46:43 about to lie about it. Just pretty much any question that he's ever answered. Is that not the correct answer? Well, I would like something more specific, you know. OK, Josh, go for it. Oh, you want me to go for it? I'm tagging you in, go. Robbie, take it, Robbie.
Starting point is 00:47:04 Go, Robbie, take it Robbie. Go Robbie, go! This game's not working out the way I hoped it would. Robbie, the correct answer was, Christian, what do you think? So then in clip two, he goes back to the pineapple. I think Echo Pineapple is going to help steer the game back on the tracks. Let me ask you a question. I'm going pineapple is gonna help us steer the game back on the gas you a question I'm gonna go on this podcast next month Do you think that the Aussie guy has peaked as a broadcaster after the interview with Aaron Imbal does it? Yeah
Starting point is 00:47:34 This was actually a week or so before that so yeah, I think That was the Zenith for the Who now I know his name's Dean. I had no idea before I just learned that myself Yeah, so thanks Aaron, please you got to tie the game up with Robbie and if you can come up with the second one I'll give you the win You ready? Yep I'll see toe up there. This game's brilliant, you guys are just rubbish. And then clip three is the cherry on top.
Starting point is 00:48:14 By the way Ozzy guy, have you ever been featured on who are these podcasts Cringe of the Week before? No. Ok tune in on Wednesday. How dare you? He can't he can't play this whole segment. No, it's true. We did not play the 10 minutes, but I went for the highlights and yeah, it's he he stuck with it.
Starting point is 00:48:43 He the fact that it wasn't going well meant that nothing to Dean. He's just like that. We're going to stick with this. This is for him. I did a fun thing yesterday. I did a roundtable episode about steel toe and we didn't do point dabble point yesterday. Instead.
Starting point is 00:48:59 We did this show that was called this little piggy. That was what Patrick Melton wanted it to be called. And we had Moody from New Zealand, Patrick Melton, Tukey and myself did a fun little roundtable discussion about the Week in Steel Tell a What happening with Aaron going to court again and everything going on with that. And I actually was going to reach out to Dean, the Aussie guy, and see if he can come on. And I just did a quick search on what the time zone difference was because he's in Perth, Australia Yeah, which is the west coast of Australia? Holy shit. It was It's the opposite of our time. So it's gonna be really difficult to
Starting point is 00:49:37 Collaborate things like that with them I talked to him about doing a who are these broadcasters and I think we'll have to do it in the middle of the night Our time some point so the insomniacs, Drusifus says, still think the name needs to work. Carl, I know Patrick was stoned when he came up with it. He insisted on something like, all right, that's fine. We'll do that. And then we asked him to describe why he came up with that name. He's like, well, you know, uh, yeah, I don't know. And uh, that the drug war off. Yeah. But by the way, I don't know That the drug war off forum but
Starting point is 00:50:07 By the way, I appreciated the break from John. I enjoyed this little piggy It was nice to not have point double point but still have have you together with a gang? Oh, we got plenty of John to talk about he had one of his interviews this week I can't wait to break that down with you guys because one of my favorite things about John when he's repeating himself about Shit way or and lady K and Barbara. It's like, okay, you've said all these things so many times We get it nothing. You're not moving the needle with that stuff. It's not working for you But then he has a guest on and it shows how bad he is at broadcasting interviewing
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Starting point is 00:52:49 So it came to my understanding that Ryan Hoppy has responded to this. Oh yeah, someone reached out to me to tell me that Ryan Hoppy posted this on social media somewhere. So he posted a link to our, or maybe it's just a screenshot of our video. Of course my thumbnail says, Bitter X-Radio Loser Ryan Hoppe with a picture of him holding up his big award. Look at me, I'm the best podcast and Bumblefuck whatever you call it. And he wrote on here, I called out who are these podcasts for having no content other than making fun of others and they got mad If you are going to insult me saying X radio when I'm literally syndicated on podcast radio us is hilarious
Starting point is 00:53:34 Thanks, hashtag free publicity out of Friday night Search hoppy radio on all major podcasting platforms to listen So the guy who sent this to me knows a thing or two about radio major podcasting platforms to listen. So the guy who sent this to me knows a thing or two about radio. And he says, it's not syndicated. It's a company with four stations in the US and they take your material for free
Starting point is 00:53:51 and play segments from it. You make zero money. If you're willing to give them your content, they'll play it on their four stations. And now he's saying this like, I'm a syndicated radio professional. You're a loser. It's not working out for you.
Starting point is 00:54:05 I'm always suspicious of anyone who holds up like anything, any sort of award. Again, you're teasing what I'm gonna talk about with Cedric John because his guest was just like him. Pulling out, just had it ready to go, like, I got this thing and then I got this thing. Okay, no, that's cool. I'm glad that it's like reaching distance
Starting point is 00:54:24 when you're on a show. It's it's great When I was first reading what you have on the screen, it says podcast radio u.s. I actually read it as podcast our us and I was very excited because I thought that was the name of the company But it might as well be from my mind. No one's ever heard of podcast radio us And then he also went to our video and put a little comment underneath it. Oh He says you guys fell for my bait. Thanks for the free publicity with a kissy face Wow, you got us Ryan. I'm sure your numbers are through the room. Yeah, I'm sure you converted that right up So what all these idiots don't realize like your show sucks. We make fun of it
Starting point is 00:55:01 No one just didn't checking it out after that happens, but yeah good luck with he's he's got a scorch level viewership now thanks to you so scorch called and sick to his show this week i know okay i hope he's all right um but yeah what will happen though is that ryan won't have any more listeners from this and he'll be like see no one even listens to who are these podcasts we didn't get any listeners from it. Those guys are losers Because he's got the Chad Zumach mentality, which is how you go real far in life I also came with somebody who was responding to being featured on WATP the last time I was on we talked about the action boys. We sure did and they didn't talk about it on their show
Starting point is 00:55:41 They were guests on a podcast called screen drafts, which is like four hours and you rank, it's like a Final Four tournament of like the greatest Jean-Claude Van Damme movies. And this was in the final minute. So I should have really just listened backwards, but. You listened for four hours about Jean-Claude Van Damme movies for these clips? Double time, but yes I did.
Starting point is 00:56:02 Cause I had been clued in that they talked about it in here So I wanted it so I was doing my homework Carl divorced yet No, but I did I did hear a moving truck pull out in the driveway That mrs. Blatt is a saint on earth. She really is It's alright. It keeps me away from her. So in my clip one, don't you have a pockets? Listen to her for four hours. Christian, can you get out of my hair? Just go away. So my first clip is them responding to the more recent appearance. Can you remind
Starting point is 00:56:36 everyone what action boys was real quick? Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, it was. It was a show about action films and they are the action boys with a Z. It was three guys who think that they're hysterical and their show is essentially Patreon only. So it has a pretty big following and they just talk about what's great about all these different action movies. And we played a whole bunch of them the last time we were on. All right. Let's hear what they thought about our review. We did just get ripped apart by some podcasts that rips podcasts apart. Yeah. They were one. We reached a certain level of fame when we were on a podcast about how bad podcasts are. And so it was a treat. There's a part they play clips and there's a part where they're
Starting point is 00:57:19 so mad at us for laughing. And I played it back multiple times because I was like, what were we laughing at? And we're covering roadhouse and we were it back multiple times because I was like what were we laughing at and we're covering Roadhouse and we were losing our fucking minds because Ben Guzara's team of henchmen are trying to trying to secretly stake out Dalton and they're in their giant monster giant monster Undercover like crying with laughing talking about how that's their errand car And they're like this was absolutely ridiculous This is how you know that they think that bit is funny because they laugh at it
Starting point is 00:57:59 They want us to know they need to be professional broadcasters and stop laughing so much. Crack themselves up again. Yeah. Just reminiscing about it. To be fair, their Carl impression's actually spot on, but the rest of it. Better than Jets. Yeah. Better than Jets. Guys, you shouldn't be laughing at your own bits.
Starting point is 00:58:15 You're doing the show. I also found that on Reddit, they apparently were aware of WATP all the way back in 2020. Of course. I think that they're actually... Yeah. were aware of W ATP all the way back in 2020. So I think that they're actually, yeah. So in clip two, they talk about the show, even though they hadn't been featured on it yet. I'd love to come in and talk about like a movie about like a dirty podcast show and say if it was real or not. Yeah, it's like, my only expertise is talking about five layers.
Starting point is 00:58:43 No way they'd make jokes about how dumb that is is they would make jokes about how dumb that is my podcast Fuck your podcast Me my two buddies have a podcast called fuck your podcast where we go through podcasts and we Talk about how shitty they are The sound quality it's We talk about how shitty they are. The sound quality, it's unlistenable. It plays nowhere and we have no charisma, personalities or hot takes.
Starting point is 00:59:21 We don't know how to edit, but we will follow you online. You know, it's a, it's a, it's a really good concept for a podcast. I'm not going to lie. Every time someone thinks of it, they go, hey, we should do that. That sounds like a lot of fun. And then the final thing on the action boys is that after the last time I was on, a friend of mine reminded me that I actually have a connection to one of them. I've shared on the show before my dark secret about college that I was in an improv comedy group at Marist College called the humorists and John Gabris from the action boys was in the humorists. Jesus fucking Christ. I'm just finding out about this now. Oh shit, I forgot he has admin
Starting point is 01:00:02 control. Oh shit I forgot he has admin control on this chat. I can bring myself back to you. I'm not like Eric Zane bringing up the chat. You were in an improv troupe with that guy? No, he was, no no no, I wouldn't have remembered that. He was in it like three years later. So I think I'm getting kicked out of the improvisers union. Unfortunately. Right, yes.
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Starting point is 01:01:19 Patty puke water, Patty C cups, Patrick Michael. He had a big W this week and he posted it on his Patreon which is why I know about it. Now we talked about how he's got this new YouTube channel, which by the way, he's already changed the name of again. Oh, you can't get you not but this video that he did because the way he's figuring out the algorithm because the crystal a problem video did so well. He's just taking comedians names and saying problem. So he made a video called the red bar problem and It has over
Starting point is 01:01:53 10,000 views and this is from his analytics on YouTube you can see it has Almost 9,000 more than usual even YouTube like, what the fuck is this all about? This is crazy. So he's excited about it. I'm excited and happy for him because he wrote on here, Redbar Video just broke 10,000. It's the first and only thing I've done that has hit such a milestone. I get it.
Starting point is 01:02:17 It's not Mr. Beast or Rogan numbers, but for just a regular dude, I've impressed myself and gone well beyond my own expectations. Thanks for the support, I guess. I guess that's as much a celebrating as he could do. Right. Yeah, I can tell that's really him. For sure. That's awesome.
Starting point is 01:02:36 Good for you, man. That's amazing. I'm very happy for you. You know what else I'm happy about? People are trying out our hot sauce, silkcityhot sauceauce.com, if you'd like to try it. And they're enjoying it. I have not heard any negative, being serious, I've not heard any negative reviews about this hot sauce.
Starting point is 01:02:53 You just made a nice little treat this week. Stuffed peppers that were marinated in that sauce and they came out banging. With some ground pork. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this guy, joseph.collins dot 10 on Instagram decided to check it out himself. What sauce has adventures? This time I got a good one real good one I mentioned in my videos before oh, you know, I can't scrub on Instagram. I think I have this down. Let me just do this
Starting point is 01:03:23 Hey, everyone. Welcome back to Joe sauce as a very make you watch a five and a half minute long video But a guy trying my hot sauce, but thank you Joe This time I got a good one real good one. I mentioned in my videos before The big fan of the uncle Rico show hits Also big fan of the Uncle Rico show hits. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Okay, all right, but also big fan of who are these podcasts? Oh TV w ATP sir and I've heard about this for a while. There's gonna be a hot sauce. He's in the back of a truck W ATP Rochester hot sauce. Yeah
Starting point is 01:04:11 Got it little dabble do you the first vision so far as the first batch? Carl producer Chris Truckerandy Lucy every everybody it does a show that they're all not everybody but those four All right, let's scrub a little bit He likes you didn't see that. I guess he didn't see the pink chicken episode before he Smells really good, too. Yeah, it does You know as always you can catch my videos on wherever you catch your social media
Starting point is 01:04:49 Sure, but uh good luck So I just got to go like a couple of the nugs I guess no sauce on my Since Tony Michaels Begin all, yeah he poured a lot. Jeez, what a good amount of sauce on that dog. Alright, let's go, let's do it. He's gonna have to buy more soon. Yes, good. He's actually on the toilet right now.
Starting point is 01:05:18 That actually is recommended. It looks like it. So this back of the truck toilet you don't do it All right, he didn't spit it out. That's a good start Be funny if you just like steam came out of his ears. Yeah, he starts crying. I could have put that in the post Now I think about it Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You don't have to take that big a bite when you're doing a toast This would not stand on hot water
Starting point is 01:05:51 He's saying it's really good Chris. Look at he wants more. He's yeah dipping it on It's swimming. Yeah, baby This dude is insane Don't we gonna eat. Like Carl said, definitely gonna sweeten this. Yeah. This is... Wow, this is excellent. It is.
Starting point is 01:06:21 Alright. Make sure to chew every bite very carefully sir A little dab will do It's bubbles Chicken bubble And It goes on like this Jody B says you're welcome, are you the one who sent him my hot sauce or something?
Starting point is 01:06:43 Everything that Carl said it would have Yes You're the one who sent him my hot sauce or something. Everything that Carl said it would have. Yes. Heat with sweetness with kick. Grand slam. Absolute grand slam. Thank you very much, Joseph. And as the chatter says, who cares about your hot sauce, Carl?
Starting point is 01:06:59 Move on, all right. We'll move on. I just wanted to let everybody know that you can pick that up at silkcityhousehouse.com promo code W8P for 20% off. Now, Christian, you have brought something to the show. I have. It's a bit of a mystery to me. Yeah, I was very excited when I found out about this. So, next week, I'll be celebrating my
Starting point is 01:07:21 W8P-aversary. September 2022, I was on for the first time and I wouldn't expect anyone to remember. The show we covered was Bad with Money, hosted by Gabby Dunn. And I decided I'd like to check in and see what's going on with that show. And it blew my mind if you'll play the intro. All right.
Starting point is 01:07:43 It's Bad with Money with Gabe S. Dunn. Hello and welcome to Bad With Money Mailbag Bonus Bag. I'm your host, Gabe S. Dunn. This is a show about finances and feelings where we don't talk down to you. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Were you just dead naming this person a second ago? Well, I felt like it was important
Starting point is 01:08:05 and I started getting confused because I tried to find that podcast and you can't find it under No shit. Gabby Dunn because it is now hosted by Gabe Eston, which is certainly a choice, but you might wanna change the song instead of just Atlanta Falcons.
Starting point is 01:08:24 You know, I don't think you need to do that one. Mr. Black. changed the song instead of just Atlanta Falcons. That's very funny. Mr. Black. So there's a few things here that were interesting, but go right to the clip five here, because my reaction to it is probably exactly what Gabe is looking for by becoming Gabe. It was so, when I was a kid, we did a lot of these farms
Starting point is 01:08:44 where my parents would take us to a strawberry farm or a blueberry farm or something. And you could go in and as a kid or anybody could, but was, you know, let the kids loose to pick a bunch of strawberries, put them in a thing and then you get to bring it up and they weigh them and then they give you a little package and you get to like take home what you picked and I always think about them having us do that all the time for different things it's not like letting us out in the woods but it is there was a lot of hey this is where this comes
Starting point is 01:09:18 from. Now the woods would have been fun. Yeah cool story bro I think that's actually what Gabe wanted to hear by telling that bro. I think that's actually what Gabe wanted to hear by telling that story. I like that. He had to explain how that works. Yeah, yeah, you pick the fruit and then they pay for it. That's it. We get it. So this was the perfect episode for me to stumble across because it was 15 minutes. It was a bonus episode. So even I could only pick five clips from it. But the biggest takeaway is they're talking
Starting point is 01:09:49 to someone who's a forager. So oh, you go out in the forest. And you have to figure out what's OK to eat and what's not. But they also talk about something that I think we can think of someone that could use this advice in my clip for in Chicago and you know, there's like food Initiatives where they're going into schools and trying to teach kids how to have put together like simple but nutritious things
Starting point is 01:10:18 Mm-hmm libraries are doing that too. Yeah, but is Hard because there are a lot of areas that just don't have access to those sorts of things. So if we could think of anybody who suffers from food insecurity and I can't think of anyone at the top of my head, they might want to get in touch. I would like to use their name or talk about them even though they're an adult. Anyway, there was other advice that if you're in the woods and you see a mushroom that looks like it's poisonous, don't eat it. But I just I just wanted to let you know that Gabe s done is now who's doing the show.
Starting point is 01:10:56 All right. Good for you. Gabe. Yeah. Very impressive. Christian, I think we have to move on to you know, I didn't do point dabble point yesterday, so this needs to be covered. And actually, I want to start with something I saw on Twitter this morning. And I think this person might be here with us right now. I believe they are. I see them right now. Checking out the show. So this Twitter account is Douche of the Dabbleverse.
Starting point is 01:11:43 The handle is at rev Billy Bob. And this is exciting guys. We have an acoustic version of Bloody Ass for all of us to check out. And I get a little sympathy Cause I got a bloody ass I'm bleeding generously Cause I got a bloody ass Bloody ass Woah Nice
Starting point is 01:12:18 Swap it again! That's fucking fantastic Very well done sir I'll fight anybody who says that that's not better than the acoustic version of Layla that Eric clapped on. Yeah, I totally agree with you. I will fight anybody with that song playing. I get me pumped up right there. It's well done. Bloody up some asses. Very well done. All right. So since we're talking about bloody asses, let's check in on stuttering. John Melendez, his show on Thursday. He's got a big special guest. He's all excited about he's dressed up nice for it. He's ready to start
Starting point is 01:12:49 his show, but his green screen is not ready to start a show. Don't cross the Duke. Everybody knows that. Yes. Everybody should know that. Damn it. My God damn green screen again Fucking dang shit Got all dressed up for my guest. I even shaved That's right. If I'm gonna have a pretty woman on I gotta make sure I look in tip-top shape check your check You know because the Duke Has got a deliver even for the ladies. For Pepsi. What does that mean?
Starting point is 01:13:30 Even for the ladies? They had to deliver even for the ladies? Usually it's the men, but you know. Right. That's what it sounds like to me. This is like a date for him. He got dressed up to have a guest on his show. That's the collared shirt that he has.
Starting point is 01:13:43 He only has one short sleeve collared shirt and he's wearing it now. I believe he borrowed it from his show. That's the collared shirt that he has. He only has one short sleeve collared shirt and he's wearing it now. I believe he borrowed it from his brother. Has anyone wore a golf shirt worse than John? No. The color is all, it's like two different colors. He somehow makes everything look like a moomoo. It's amazing. So disheveled right here. Looks terrible. He needs starch or something. I don't know. He did something. It's like gravity is fighting everything It's clothes his face Shin It's a constant battle with gravity over that. I guess it near the equator
Starting point is 01:14:15 That makes you drool All right, so he brings on his guest and this is ivy supersonic So he brings on his guest and this is Ivy supersonic. If you're a Stern fan, you might've heard of Ivy supersonic before. She's got an interesting life and she's got a big story to tell us. Spoke a little bit about movies and now we're gonna speak more about movies this time
Starting point is 01:14:37 on the animated side. And this time, which really kind of deals with Pixar, I believe. No, maybe not. Well, she'll be here to tell us what it is. Please welcome my guest, Ivy Supersonic. Hello, Ivy. Hi.
Starting point is 01:14:56 So good to see you after all these years. Yes, how are you? I'm well. I'm well. Thank you for having me on. This is a very exciting topic. I love talking about it It's a cartoon that I created called a scrap. You may know it 20th century Fox gross 10 billion would be 10 billion dollars
Starting point is 01:15:16 Okay So what she's describing here and we'll get all into this is that she invented the character at the beginning of the ice age movies that tries to get the acorn Yeah, and keep getting thwarted And so she came up with this idea that the squirrel and a rat combined Well, she didn't come with it She saw it in Central Park or something and then told her boyfriend about it and then got someone to illustrate it Put this thing together. I was wondering where a man got involved in this story and actually I got something created Correct. By the way, she it seems like she's in the back of the truck that the guy who tasted your hot sauce
Starting point is 01:15:51 Yeah, where's the ten billion dollars when you need it? She describes this is an ongoing theme that we'll talk about but the Ice Age movies Were those super popular because of the beginning skits or had it more to do with like the character development Afterwards with Ray Romano and all the people Dennis Leary You know all the characters that people actually enjoyed watching and following along around and then they made sequels It wasn't because of the school. I don't know what's a squirrel thing. Then we got to go kids, right? But she's explained that that's the 10 billion dollar part of the the movie now Christian this is gonna be like a christian black clip. This is a longer clip
Starting point is 01:16:30 Is it four minutes? I don't know. I don't know how long it is because it's pure bliss This is all I want john show to be this should be the new format for celery john show john I'm telling you right now Have guests on who are not tech savvy and talk them through it because this is all I want to see. Oh is this the little squirrel? Is it alright? Well he's a hybrid rodent he's part squirrel and he's part rat so there's a conjunction very simple like the children SQ for squirrel RAT for rat scrap.
Starting point is 01:17:02 There you go and he's always trying to get that acorn. Trying to get his nut. Yes. Okay, now I'm coming back. I'm feeding back. So let's see how we can fix this. You have your computer mic. I have my I don't know if there's a mic but it's in the computer system. Yeah, it shouldn't
Starting point is 01:17:26 D. Hey, man, turn yours Turn you speak it down a little bit. Oh I don't know Okay, I'm a real girl with this kind of stuff I see the word mute Okay, I'm a real girl with this kind of stuff. I see the word mute. That's offensive. Settings. I see the word mute. Only time she's a real girl. And then go to sound. That must be audio. I'll go there. Sound. Yeah, audio. See your speakers. Just turn down the volume on the output a little bit. Do you see that slide thing on the bottom? See it no, but I see this word echo cancellation and has a check All right, but on the bottom. Yeah, so she's in stream yard and she's using Windows John uses a Mac
Starting point is 01:18:18 So this gets funnier and funnier as he tries to explain to her how to do this. It has an output volume. You see that Now that I did that my volume is it any hold on any better now? So go back and turn your mic up back up You can. Try that. Try that. Echo cancellation. Should I put that on?
Starting point is 01:18:49 Hold on. Hold on. Let me consult. Hello. Hi. Hi. Now, can you turn your? Hi.
Starting point is 01:18:57 Do you see on the sound on the bottom output volume? Yeah, I see the word audio. on the bottom output volume. Yeah, I see the word audio, so it's letting me do this word audio. And then my choices are, echo cancellation, reduce the mic background. No, no, no, go to sound. Go to the chat that says sound. It says audio, Josh.
Starting point is 01:19:18 He keeps telling you it's audio. Please come to a different kind of computer than you. There should be an output and there should be an input. She really thinks the echo cancellation is going to fix it. She's like, yeah, but you know, it says echo cancellation. Clicking this one button here. That do it. Maybe.
Starting point is 01:19:33 Yeah, I see. We'll never going to figure this out. But I got speaker. Try taking your top off. We're going to get there. Don't worry. Speaker headphone jack. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:41 I don't know. I want to say I suck. That's a really bad word to say but I'm not gonna figure you have you have a do you have headphones? Okay. That's a good question. There you go. Jenny how she did learn something in the last six years. It might. It might. We'll try it. It's gonna you're gonna be loud. I have this speaker. Let's just try it. All might. We'll try it. You're going to be loud. I have this secret. Let's just try it. Alright.
Starting point is 01:20:10 Anything better? Can you hear me? No. Alright, so we'll have to deal with it. Okay. But I'm feeding back. It just stinks. I just wish that we can just figure out how to turn your output speak down.
Starting point is 01:20:28 Having issues, no bill pay. What kind of a community that? I just don't, it looks like I envy, a Sony envy. Try paying my bill. All right. And is your settings bar, is it, it should have say audio, there should be a tab for audio. Just on the bottom, it says the word mute stop cam settings.
Starting point is 01:20:50 I went to the settings before, the preset, the leave. Do you want to call me back? Damn it, I wanted to do this. I'm trying to figure out, did you have any headphones anywhere? Jen, remember, leave the room and come back in. Did he forget his own great advice right here? All right, let's see.
Starting point is 01:21:09 Does this woman who invented a beloved cartoon character, does she own headphones? I do. I have, I don't know. Go see if you can find some headphones. I'll stall and then come back in. I'll stall. Okay, well, okay.
Starting point is 01:21:22 Stole! Stole! Do do do do. Anyway, so let me just so scratch is the squirrel rat that always tries to get the acorn was at the beginning of the ice age movies. And it was entertaining. Don't worry, I got this. Go find your headphones. this go find your headphones. I love a parade. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:46 All that text stuff. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Scrat's always trying to get his nut and she was like setting him up and he's like no I can't I can't hear you This sucks Alright. Yes every four and a half minutes of his show should be this by the way, I agree with you Yeah, this is the best part of the show So now we're gonna find out that John thought he was gonna get a t-shirt for free. Which is exciting for him because he's poor. But it didn't work out that way, unfortunately. But anyway, so I was on Facebook and Ivy Supersonic said, John, do you want a scrap t-shirt?
Starting point is 01:22:40 I said, sure. And she said, all right, can you Venmo me 50 bucks I'm like I personally have so many fucking t-shirts okay I don't know what to do with them isn't that amazing they like yeah I'll take a t-shirt it's like oh yeah it costs money oh I have way too many shirts I wouldn't even know what to do with that you can wear that right that'd be the number one answer I remember last year Carl when I was right there in the basement with you and Chris, at the end of it, you said, Hey, would you like a W a T P shirt? And I said, sure. That'd be great. And you were like, great. And you got one of those little square things. But it was worth it. It was only 60 bucks. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
Starting point is 01:23:26 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
Starting point is 01:23:42 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm and uh did you find them? No, no, I think it's like an endless, you know, I know, but is it better? Is it better? No, but we'll get out to deal with it. Okay. See, every time I talk, it just feeds back. I
Starting point is 01:23:56 love that she goes, no, I didn't change anything. Is it better? Why would it be? It's just very optimistic. Well, yeah, it's it's a good way to live life, I suppose. Yeah, I way to live I suppose So and could you turn your turn your microphone up? Forgot about that shit Mechanical audio audio, okay
Starting point is 01:24:23 Mike we're back to here Default Mike the communications my sock. I'm so sorry. I'm trying adjust the mic. Okay, okay All right, I'm at 154 come over to my house at Cape Coral just turn a little louder Okay, hold on I could go to that I can go to that Okay, I got 200. All right, that's good. So, all right. So Ivy, go ahead and tell your story. Nothing has changed at all. We've accomplished nothing over
Starting point is 01:24:57 the past seven minutes. So we're right back to square one. And now he says, tell your story, which is by the way, the worst interview starter possible, especially is by the way, the worst interview starter possible, especially for Ivy supersonic, because this woman rambles, she goes off on every tangent. She named drops every single thing that happened to her. She has to include in the story. Like when she saw the squirrel, it was a two in the afternoon and it was cloudy that day. I think the next day it rained quite a bit, but that day was supposed to rain, but it didn't rain.
Starting point is 01:25:27 So then I run into the guy who runs CNN and he was telling me that he liked the squirrel. So I told my boyfriend who then called him, I swear to God, this goes on and on and on. No one can fucking follow it. John, for whatever reason is letting this happen. And eventually he gets annoyed with it. And they were body painted.
Starting point is 01:25:45 This is from my show in 1997 with Jeannie Moss on CNN. So anyway. Hey, Ivy. I really want to get to the stories, but the problem is, we don't have time. It's too long. It's too long. All right, let me shorten it down.
Starting point is 01:26:01 No, no, no, no. It's not you. It's the audio. So also I'm insane. Do me a favor. I mean, like, is there any way that you can get to a, like, you know, like the CVS and get some headphones and then you can plug in and then come back?
Starting point is 01:26:17 Yeah, are we live right now? Get some beer. Yes. Are we live right now? Oh, no. So I just have headphones in my house. I can scour my house right now. I know I have-
Starting point is 01:26:28 Oh, he told you to do that before. If you had headphones, it would make it so much better. She must be easy to fool. He doesn't beating back, it's really annoying. Yeah, you can tell this woman's definitely worth billions of dollars. The way that she's talking right there.
Starting point is 01:26:42 I would hate to prevent this happening again in the future, but explaining it here, even though you know John will watch because his name will be in it, he'll never do it. But if you or I had this problem and just say it was somebody we really wanted to talk to, is there anything that you can think of, Carl, that you or I would do to make sure that we at least cut it down a little bit? Well, one of the things I would do is probably cut them before the show and test everything. That's first.
Starting point is 01:27:08 That's the first thing he would do. So that when you bring her on, shows what she's doing and everything is working correctly. Try a different device. And the other thing that John could do is mute her when he's talking and then turn it back on. But that's a lot of him having to push buttons and we know that's not a strong suit
Starting point is 01:27:25 But that would really have cut down on a lot of it. He could have just muted her and like, okay now you speak over Click well, the worst part is is that when she was first talking you could hear her But now she's changed all of her settings which didn't fix the feedback problem, but it did make her sound way way worse Echo cancellation that would have But it did make her sound way, way worse. So now we're at a point. She really should have used the echo cancellation. That would have fucked you. Yeah, so now we're at a point.
Starting point is 01:27:46 Build pay. Where I thought for sure, because she used the word anyway over and over again, and then we did this anyway, and she keeps getting herself back on track. I thought for sure John was gonna be like, can you just get to the fucking print? But instead he goes, no, no, this is great.
Starting point is 01:27:58 I love it, it's all amazing. You just sound like shit. Can you go to CVS and get headphones? So this whole story, and John tries to tell it himself and he fucks it all up, but the whole story is all about her creating this character and then getting ripped off because a Fox property bought it or obtained it somehow and then they sold it off to Disney.
Starting point is 01:28:21 So Disney owns it and she got nothing for it. And so John gives an example of how this happened to his sister. This is a story. I don't think I've heard before from John. So I was actually interested in this one. My sister when she was young. If you guys remember the World Wild Fund, oh, she found headphones. Hey, she doesn't have headphones. Not yet. Hold on. Oh, you have She plugged them in. Not yet. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:28:46 Oh, you have to plug them in. I don't want to brag here. I own so many headphones. Like I'm wowsy with headphones. If you said to me, Kirk, can you find headphones? I'm like, fuck yeah, I can. I'd be like, let's make a deal. If he's like, do you have headphones?
Starting point is 01:28:59 Yeah, I do actually. What kind do you want? I got earbuds. I got over that head. I got everything. Noise canceling. All right. All right. Do you hear me? I got ear buds. I get over that bad got everything noise canceling. All right All right, do you hear me? Yeah, I do. Can you hear me? Yeah Perfect. Okay
Starting point is 01:29:13 John found the solution give me so there so Ivy I was telling the story just so so what happened to my sister the World Wildlife Farm she wrote a letter to the World Wildlife Farm with the total cartoon like a comic book. And it was starring an owl. And the slogan was, give us a hoot, don't pollute. Give us a hoot, don't pollute. This is reminding me very much of how John invented the Kardashians. And then she said, what if there's like Native American gentleman, and he's got a teal going down his high And they're like stop littering so much guys Give a hoot. Don't litter. Wrote the letter sent it in before you know it
Starting point is 01:29:55 There's a fucking animated thing out for the World Wildlife Fund give us a hoot Don't pollute it's the owl that has to say and That's my slogan Give us a hoot don't pull it. Oh, it's give a hoot. Don't pollute. It's give a woodsy owl Yes, in fact, I found it for us. What do you think he's gonna say? Well, I was just gonna say I thought he was gonna say that his sister does all those Jersey Mike's commercials and she doesn't get paid for any of them. I get it. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:30:30 Hi, I'm Luigi L. In order to try and stop pollution, we need more help. So, help would you spread the word? Come on, never be a dirty bird. No matter where you go, you can let some people know too. Why would it be give us a hoot? Why? Why did you even think that that was the case? It doesn't even fucking make sense. Give us a hoot. Don't us pollute. Let's hear him saying that again.
Starting point is 01:31:09 You know, like the CBS and get some headphones and then you can plug in. It's all good stuff. Way too far. Let's, let's hear John's version. It was starring an owl. And the slogan was give us a hoot don't You should check his IMDB page It's gone places. There was support. It's got a lot of credits What's the owl gonna be on Beyond the Balcony next week? It's gonna be fucking great
Starting point is 01:31:37 She wrote the letter sent it in before you know it There's a fucking animated thing out Wildlife fun gave us a hoot don't pollute. It's the owl that has to say Why do you have to give an owl hoots, John? You're so dumb. That doesn't make any sense. Your sister's a dummy. They fixed it for her. You're welcome.
Starting point is 01:32:10 All right. So this is just an example of how this woman tells stories. I've been alluding to it. I don't want everyone to suffer through it, but this is probably a good little example of it. And I was stationed at the Fox booth handing out my, what is Mayor Giuliani doing about the infiltration of Scrap, the squirrel rep, pitching all of Fox and pitching everybody out of the Fox booth.
Starting point is 01:32:31 I mean, it was Fox Saban. Saban is on Forbes list as one of the wealthiest men in the whole world. Okay, he owned Saban and Disney, you know, bought him. So it's very hard to fight these people, obviously. So, um, so Mike, so I have something called the Feathered Hat Naked Wedding. So my naked wedding of my naked models was February 9th, 1999. I swear this goes out of that, out of that. John doesn't interrupt it. Just lets this happen. I can't follow the conversation at all. I have no idea what's going on. Just that those details, not important at all.
Starting point is 01:33:08 Doesn't matter how wealthy that guy is. Doesn't matter what you were doing at the time and how naked the bottles were. What the date was, what the date was. None of this matters at all. Just explain to us what happened. How'd you get ripped off? But the look on his face can tell you why he didn't stop her because he's not paying attention. He's just imagining what it's like to toss her salad. Yes, he's definitely tuned out. And finally, he does decide to interrupt and get things back on track. But it does not work. So anyway, so I designed Pamela Anderson's hat. I went to Las Vegas, I stayed with Michael Anderson and Michael baddick, they had two single beds. Oh. I never seen him. All right, Ivy, Ivy. You gave your boyfriend the idea.
Starting point is 01:33:49 Your boyfriend then sells it to fuck. Well, he didn't sell it. I now gave it to Michael Maddick and gave Michael Maddick my script and slept at Michael's house for seven days while I was on CNN. Again, he tried to get it back on on track and she just immediately gets right back off track. No, no, no, no, I was in that bed, I told you it was single bed, seven days, CNN, I
Starting point is 01:34:11 was on that show, like Jesus Christ. And John's wrong about all of his details. Every time he buttes in he's like, yeah, but this happened, right? She's like, no, that's not what happened at all. No, I will tell, I'll straighten you out. The other thing about this though, and look, there's going to be a happy ending for everyone, everyone's going to be very excited about this ending But she keeps talking about her relationship with Tommy Lee from Motley Crue and he agreed to voice this
Starting point is 01:34:32 Scrat character and Is Tommy Lee known for voiceover work? No, okay. He's a drummer, right? Drumming and his right hook I believe those yes Right, believe me. He's known for drumming and his right hook. I believe those. Yes So the idea that she's just like yeah It's all figured out and I have a script written and Tommy Lee was into the voice So whatever this thing turned into is not what she was envisioning at all because scrap doesn't talk Because I don't know if you know this but scrolls in the ice age didn't talk but they talk now, right?
Starting point is 01:35:01 Yeah, now they do but back that yeah, I just saw a singing owl. So obviously I know that squirrels talk now, right? Yeah, now they do. But back then? Yeah, I just saw a singing owl, so obviously. I know that squirrels talk now. Obviously. So, John is so brilliant. When he talks about what's wrong with society, he really breaks it down in a mature manner. And now, now,
Starting point is 01:35:20 Fox was suing me. They started a law, this lawsuit's been going, you know, it's just, and they'll do anything they could do to you It's always the man picking on the little guys always. Yep. That's right. John's always the fucking man, man The society but how bad is John want to be the man picking out the little guys when he was up on the Tonight Show He couldn't wait to pick out the little guys But now he's just like yep, that's all they do pick on the little guys well No, they probably had a reason to sewer
Starting point is 01:35:50 My guess they're not just like what should we do tonight? I want to see that weirdo rambles So then they're talking about the director of the first Ice Age movie, and it was his first full-length movie and John again gets this wrong director of the first Ice Age movie and it was his first full-length movie and John again gets this wrong. Ice Age was his first movie It was his first feature film and he doesn't know that you created it and that they He knows that it was stolen. It's an entire group of men. What a scumbag. He's wrong every single time He's trying to move things along. Yeah, and he didn't know, obviously.
Starting point is 01:36:26 He's like, no, no, no, he didn't. No, he didn't. But first off, what's the director supposed to do? So you're Chris Wedge, and you got this woman going, hey, I created that character. He's just like, OK, well, I was told I could use it. And I don't know, it seems that the lawyers are fine with it, so we're just going to do that.
Starting point is 01:36:43 You're supposed to throw her some money or something. Doesn't make any sense. I mean, the least he could have done is buy her another pair of headphones. That's true. Yes. It's just the man trying to keep the little guy down. And so they love to pick on the little guy. That's what the problem is here. So now this is where this turns into stuttering. John, I think that these two should host a show together. They'd be great at it.
Starting point is 01:37:06 So then I had a problem with my copyright. Could you, no, if you have a problem with a trademark and a problem with a copyright, then what do you own? Well I do own, I do own Scrat.com. So just imagine that Mickey Mouse is a big character and Disney owns MickeyMouse.com. Minnie Mouse is a big character. Disney owns Mickey Mouse.com. Minnie Mouse is a big character. They own Minnie Mouse.com.
Starting point is 01:37:28 And Scrat made $10 billion and I own Scrat.com because they stole it from me. That doesn't mean anything. This logic is illogical. This idea that I own the domain name and therefore they probably owe me $10 billion. I would imagine. And Mickey was playing. You didn't have to bring Minnie into it. It's Example about goofy if you heard a goofy, let me give you another one like okay
Starting point is 01:37:50 Just because you bought the URL does that mean you own any of this? But interesting strategy I got like John like yeah, well then they definitely owe you money He would do it and John's so stupid because they talk about how like these copyrights expire at a certain point and this was big news a couple years ago with Mickey Mouse and John thinks that Disney doesn't own the rights to Mickey Mouse anymore So steamboat Willie so Mickey Mouse is not owned by Disney anymore Wrong again Could you imagine I? I would open
Starting point is 01:38:26 the music park tomorrow in Rochester if that were the case. So no, you're just really stupid. So this is where John gets really turned on. Now she's wearing this shirt. She's very proud of this shirt. It's her character having sex with both Mickey and Minnie.
Starting point is 01:38:42 And she claims that she can wear this. It's the first time it's ever been seen on a show. She even sells John. Like you got to keep the show around for prosperity because this is an amazing thing that I'm showing you right now. John didn't seem that impressed, but he did like it when she started showing the shirt in a very sexual manner and he gets very turned down here. It becomes Ivy Fox and then then when Disney purchased it it becomes Ivy Disney right here. I mean Disney now There's no jokes there Creep re hook your jaw John so she's showing these characters on her shirt if you're listening and she's like kind of
Starting point is 01:39:30 Showing the outline of her boobs Cup in herself a little bit herself a little bit And I just want to show you that. But the horniness does not end there. The horniness continues hard in this episode. But anyway, I'm just waiting for all the super, for all the super channels to write, please show us which one is scrap again and do a circle around them. So what happened is that this Scrat is 50-50 Ivy Disney, right? Yes.
Starting point is 01:40:29 So this is the first Disney cartoon character to really stick his inside a Willy and he got Willy for the Willy. Hey, John, she's all yours. Yeah. Take it. Take it. I was literally thinking I've never had this thought watching John before. He could definitely fuck her. I have no, there's no doubt.
Starting point is 01:40:40 I think you're right. Cause could get this girl. He started getting creepy with her. She's like, Oh, you like looking at my boobs. Hey, check it out. Here are my boobs. He's like, yeah. no doubt. I think you're right cuz could get this girl. He started getting creepy with her She's like oh you like look at my boobs. Hey check it out here my boobs. He's like Finally oh John is in some kind of dry spell right now Oh really shows if he if he just lets her keep talking he can do it every once What if he had Chrissy Mayer on the show I got what would happen?
Starting point is 01:41:01 so John has to interject in this portion because it has to prove how smart he is. He loves to do this. When he knows something, he needs to interrupt you and let you know that he knows stuff. I got this. Do you know what this is? That's Timo Willey. This is Oswald the Lucky Rabbit. Oh, that's right. Oswald, his first character.
Starting point is 01:41:23 So, Walt Disney, before he started the company, Walt Disney, he worked for Universal Pictures. I know the whole story. So he made the cartoon, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit. And they took it from him. So what happened was he left that company and started his own and he stole it back. So he based Mickey Mouse off of Oswald the Rabbit.
Starting point is 01:41:44 So that's what Mickey and Oswald look alike. So he's so Mickey is a stolen character based off a stolen character. Everybody steals everything apparently. Yes. Now you know what Mickey's real name was? Yeah, Mortimer Mortimer and then his wife said no. Yeah, his wife is named Lillian. My mom was Lillian to his wife said no, no, it's gotta be Mickey. His mother was named Flora. These are two peas in a pod right here.
Starting point is 01:42:11 Do you see me close to my brother? Do you know what Mickey's name was gonna be? Oh, you do. I think that they would both be interested in the tidbit I'm about to share that Oswald the lucky rabbit was traded by Universal to Disney for Al Michaels legitimately that they could have out. Yeah. So that they could have Michael's on NBC and they always wanted Oswald the lucky rabbit back. So there you go, John. I know you're watching. So please go on. Good stuff there. I shared it. I liked
Starting point is 01:42:43 it. Walt Disney worked for a a company created a character and then Jessica oh, yeah, they stole it from him. That's how working for a company works It's so stupid. Oh, that's the man picking on the little guy again No, they paid him to create characters, and then they own those characters. It's you're in show business. You probably know something about this so this is great now we go to the super chats and this is some question to ask your guests on your show. Thanks. Are you gonna get offended by these super chat questions?
Starting point is 01:43:16 I don't know. I don't know. What are they saying? She's chit-a-sit. I'll ask for John Ivey. Do you do third input? No. It's unbelievable. And then look at him giggling.
Starting point is 01:43:30 They do it to every one of my guests. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I know this is probably inappropriate and you're offended. But it happens to everyone. And I'm also curious. Well, of course he wanted to ask that question. He's all excited about it. Thank you Sheet Citizen for asking the question. I've been trying to figure out how to get into the interview This is the part where you'd think that John was looking in a mirror if John transitioned and then did a show with himself It would look a little something like this Wait, I think this is it anyway. I have a few of them. I have two of them You know what at least show your frame got that back
Starting point is 01:44:07 So I got my trademark, but now they're not gonna put it in any more movies. Well, that's that well that's that they fired 450 animators the blue sky studios and they pulled the scrap out of ice age six So January 28th, just so they don't have to pay you January 28th, just so they don't have to pay you She's got more posters to show She's blown up into posters She's showing them all Lock the trademark dispute. Well ivy
Starting point is 01:44:44 Taking on disney the trademark dispute. Well, Ivy taking on Disney. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like John showing that he had lied the place in Reno. He's just like, yeah, I got, look at what I got. I was a comedian once. What do you got? I want to trademark clause. Oh yeah. I want to look at what I got. I, I got a dog training obedience. Oh yeah. What do I got? I had a giant check for publishers. I don't want to spoil uh uh Ivy supersonics victory lap, but I just did a quick Google and it says uh Scrat will not appear
Starting point is 01:45:11 in the Ice Age film Adventures of Buckwild because he is still stuck in space. So apparently the character went into space in some past movie. So that's actually why he's not in it. What's so dumb about this is that because I was researching it too and they said Ice Age
Starting point is 01:45:25 six will not have scrap and she did win this battle for owning the copyright or they own a 5050 or something like that and so John's like and those scumbags won't even put the character in the movie now. It's like yeah because they don't own it. Yeah, that's that's why she fought this fight in order to have this character removed from the world. So great victory. Great job on that one. Really well done. Our boy MGA, Michael Gavin Ali comes in with a super chat and you can imagine what that's going to be like. What they did was they copied
Starting point is 01:45:56 mine and they made three also three fingers, three toes. They copied the nose. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got it. I got it. I got it, I got it. Hold on, I gotta just read some of these. Michael Gavin, Ali Show, thanks for the five bucks. Hey John, you can't figure out to do an interview or work at computer, lol. I said you John to come on the MGA. Please come on. I don't know who you are.
Starting point is 01:46:22 Burt Lancaster, Zanus, he's a good guy. Ivy, when you and John inevitably end up making whoopies, will you use the scrat voice in bed? Yeah, this is a question I'd like to know. Oh. Yeah, they're asking you. When you guys end up having sex, will she make the scrat voice in bed?
Starting point is 01:46:40 He doesn't have a voice. She didn't do his voice. He just wanted to read a thing about them fucking eventually. That's that was the point of that. The flirting is obnoxious. That's the thing with he claims he learned this from Howard asking about third input and this kind of stuff. Howard didn't come off as like a desperate loser when he talked to these women who came in. You have to sense he wasn't actually trying to fuck them John I think would definitely fuck all of his gas a natural approach like you've been there before it gets you a lot of mileage
Starting point is 01:47:11 Mm-hmm. You ready to read more insults. This is great You bring out a guest and then the super chatters just insulted you like hey just so you know People are gonna be insulting you now. That's the portion of the show that we've gotten to Don't worry. These are gonna be insulting, but I if I can take it you can take it Wait a second What is that the rules listen? Everybody hates me so now they hate you by proxy and so you got to just deal with it He's protecting her Since when can he take it? No, that's I know that's the thing you can't take it
Starting point is 01:47:45 Bothers the hell out of them If I can say you can take it. Since when can he take it? No, I know that's the thing, he can't take it. It bothers the hell out of him. All right, let's go, let's go. Rev, it's me. Senator John, show this broad the come on the back of the mic. There's no come on my mic. Yet. Why, Father?
Starting point is 01:48:01 I never thought I'd miss Rob Saul. Hey, be nice to Ivy, I like Ivy. Yeah, these people, I never thought I'd miss Rob Saul. Hey, be nice to Ivy. I like Ivy. Yeah, these people, I don't know, are these, what kind of fans are these? Are these people in a basement just jerking off? What is going on? Pretty much.
Starting point is 01:48:17 There's 50% fans, 50% trolls. Yeah, jerking off. Like, 50% fans, 50%% trolls does he think that? 50-50 Wow Pretty much only the trolls super chat apparently us or chat in the regular check because I watch these live sometimes I see what people are saying
Starting point is 01:48:39 There's 50% fans in control., jerking off like like Mickey and Minnie. Listen, I want you. He gets so excited when she points at her boobs. She's wearing a t shirt. She's not really showing anything. She's just pointing at her chest and Jack goes, Are you a D cup? Producer Chris? Yes. You've seen boobs before? Do you think she's a D cup? I don't Christian black. Yeah, I don't know if you've seen boobs or not, but My wife let me see them one time and no I think that that's a padded zebra It's actually a bee she goes. Oh, these are bees. Okay, and he goes what yeah, that's what Would it be so crazy to find out what bees taste like? Also, it's almost like he's trying to cop a better just like, oh, I'm pretty sure those are D's. All
Starting point is 01:49:33 right, moving on. If you say so. No, they're just because it's fine. It is what it is. All right. You ready for more insults? I know I am. All right. Now, let me, uh, vagina wrinkle 13 things with the books. I love how prepared you always are. Such a pro. Hey, look, man, I can't help it. If she didn't have headphones, I mean it's, uh, Flay or Randy worse stuttering John Shaw I've ever seen. There we go. Hashtag cat lady. Don't worry, Ivy. They'll be nice ones too. Oh, yeah. I get them all the time. It's all hate. Uh, here we go.
Starting point is 01:50:11 I love that. He goes, uh, there's some good ones coming, but I get them all the time. It's all hate. Okay. That sounds like the truth just slipped out for a second there. Eight. Uh, see, like, here we go. Rev Fugly, thanks for the favor. Man, you attract the least entertaining people like flies to shit. And then he giggles! They just called out the guest!
Starting point is 01:50:36 And he goes, hey, that's pretty good. And she's just sitting there like an idiot, chest forward. Yeah! Just like, you guys still jerking off to me over there? No, we're just goofing out, John. Just so you're not confused, Ivy, I'm the flies, you. Yeah, just like you guys still jerking off to me over there. No, we're just goofing out. Just so you're not confused. Ivy, I'm the flies. You're the **** Okay, I
Starting point is 01:50:49 don't want you to get the other way around. Yes. Alright, one more clip out here. John as a wildly inappropriate question and uh she does not want to answer it. You can't figure out why but obviously I guess they they could have hurt that. I mean, maybe my stuff wasn't stolen.
Starting point is 01:51:06 Have you had sex with anybody famous? Ivy interrupts her to yell. If you had sex with anybody famous, but obviously I guess they, they could have hurt that. I mean, maybe my stuff wasn't stolen. Have you had sex with anybody famous? Ivy me? Yeah, of course. Who? my stuff wasn't stolen. And if I have you had friends with anybody famous, Ivy? Me? Yeah, of course. Who?
Starting point is 01:51:29 People. Oh, give me one name. Pretty pleased with sugar on Tommy Lee? I wish she had the awareness of John in 2024 to say Shulie Egar. Right. Oh, that would have been hilarious. So John wants her to start naming names. Now remember, John brags about banging centerfolds, but only the ones who have since passed.
Starting point is 01:51:56 Those are the names that he throws out there. But really in polite society, we don't go around bragging about celebrities that we've had sex with, the people that people know. And that's kind of off-putting to people. And John's just like, come on, pretty please. He's like begging for the goal all of a sudden. Pretty please tell me who you fucked. That's up there with, hey Joey, you ever kill anybody?
Starting point is 01:52:17 Right, because you know the follow-up question is gonna be like, how big's his hog? You know that's all John wants to know is that he's thinking about the guys peeing us as soon as he hear a name Tommy Lee what do we got I'm big of a dick it's crazy well let's not leave John forever guys let's see if we can poke a dabbler today yeah are you ready to see if we can poke a dabbler Christian I am yes please all right let's get to it. It's time for one's favorite new game show
Starting point is 01:52:46 to poke a dabbler Are you ready to play? to poke a dabbler Christian Blatt. Hey, no, sir. I'm very cheap mean a bad jib. No one $20 Okay
Starting point is 01:53:04 I know that that was nice. Where is nice? Jim no one $20. Okay. Oh no, that was nice. Where is nice? She donated like 200 bucks. See, this is, this is the inadequacy of, of my trolls. The mentally deficient, the mentally depleted. So this douche is going, Shuli slept on a real mattress, not air filled.
Starting point is 01:53:39 Okay, let's analyze your stupid comment just for a second, shall we? Now, Scotchy, I know that you don't have a real name. Well, if you do, then you're too insecure to say it. Because you don't want to be exposed. Good Lord. But, here you go, Scotchy. I bought a mattress and box spring from a mattress. Okay, sure. We're about a grand
Starting point is 01:54:09 The mattress took three to four days supposed to be two days But the box pretty guy had like Like a hole in it or something Okay, so I had to wait so it was like four days So I went to the Walmart Or the Tajay and I bought myself an air mattress to sleep on for those few days before my real bed gets there That's the truth Now you can go there and take escape the Howard and stick it up Howard stupid fucking ass because it's not fun
Starting point is 01:54:49 It's just not fun. You fucking idiot. Not fun for you. Hey, brief beat cows 1296 thanks for the five bucks. Another lonely weekend for me. Been drinking all day, looking forward to this. Thanks for doing these John. Best part of my weekend for sure. You're welcome. Be kills. You know, I wasn't going to do it today cause I, because I got someone who might come on tomorrow. Okay, I can do two. But he's somebody that you want to talk to.
Starting point is 01:55:11 Believe me, I'm working at building up this fucking beer in the balcony and getting some real fucking A-listers on here. Nice. I'm so glad he delivered on that. Not like I haven't had A-listers on that. Not like I haven't had an A-List on before. Leno, Larry the Cable Guy, Rainn Wilson, Steven Webber, Richard Lewis, Pat Koopa, Artie Lang. What? We'll know about that.
Starting point is 01:55:42 We've had plenty of A-List's on his show. The cut of the chip, thanks for two bucks. When is Cardiff gonna be on again? What did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, Cardiff is dead to me. B, when he apologizes. Next, Cardiff is on vacation.
Starting point is 01:56:08 Four. When he shows me his face. And lastly, who? To poke a dabbler. Oh, this is a tough one. All of them. I'd say except for Cardiff is on vacation. I would throw that one out.
Starting point is 01:56:24 Yeah, I'm gonna go with Be when he apologizes John always demands an apology demand satisfaction Christian What do you think? I know we should cover the spread but I've heard him say that so many times that I think it's when he apologizes All right. What do you think producer Chris? I went number one dead to me everyone Almost everyone in the chair is saying for when he shows his face Well, that was very important to him. It was Or he needed his name, but yeah, he'd always needed his face. So alright, let's find out That plenty of a list is on his show
Starting point is 01:57:02 The cut of the jib things are two bucks. When is Cardiff going to be on again? Cardiff's on vacation right now. Whoa. What? Christian, you look stupid, man. So stupid. I sure do. I just did another thing. Cardiff's on vacation. When does Cardiff go on vacation? The potato never sleeps. Right now, I guess he's not here, but none of us got it. I'm looking at both chats and nobody picked three. That's It's good at this game man. Yeah, Cardiff's vacation just got better card if his on vacation What he's gonna be so happy What's he gonna show again? He's on vacation. Yeah, so next week, right?
Starting point is 01:57:38 So he he is not coming on any time he'll be on next week. Oh, okay Chauncey hope thanks for the five bucks John skull You need to investigate the fact that truly is related to buckwald. It's the only reason he was ever on the show I gotta find that out I'll ask my guest tomorrow because because he's the Stern Show guy. He'll know. You're the phone screener. That's all for this time.
Starting point is 01:58:08 You know actually was on the show, you picked up his phone calls, you idiots. He must have been related to Howard's agent. So I think that explains it. Come back next time to find out if you are man enough to poke a dabbler. Also go to dabbleverse.tv and subscribe to my rumble channel. Please.
Starting point is 01:58:31 Sit Eugene sit. Good dog. All right. Wow. Wow. We failed miserably Christian. That's I ruined the game. It just felt like it was never going to be that. By the way, I want to subscribe to this YouTube channel. It says associate producer Ralph. I think we should all probably follow that channel. Well, I don't know. We don't want to get him in trouble for ban evasion.
Starting point is 01:58:54 So maybe not. OK, maybe just ignore that part of the segment I just played. If I should have got full screen with that. Christian, what have we done today? We've done it all. We've done a lot. I'll be honest with you. We talked about for crying out loud. We finally covered Lynette Carolla's podcast and it certainly disappointed.
Starting point is 01:59:12 We talked about what MLC guests are going on the show these days. We had some cringes. Ryan Hoppies pretending that he was playing 4D chess with us. Petty Broken Skull is celebrating his victory of 10,000 views on a YouTube video. Action boys. Yeah. Brought up that we didn't like them laughing at nonsense over and over again. Which made them laugh.
Starting point is 01:59:37 Which made them laugh again. Great hot sauce review from Joseph Collins. Should we watch that again? You guys wanna watch that again right now? Yeah. No, it makes me hungry. We had a mystery flashback stuttering John Melendez had a guest on Ivy Supersonic, the bloody ass cover song from Douche of the Dabbleverse, the acoustic version. We tried to poke a dabble. You know what that means, except for everyone's favorite part of the show.
Starting point is 02:00:00 The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! This one comes in from G in our Discord
Starting point is 02:00:12 We have a whole channel in Discord with podcast review suggestions and I'm always looking in there to find good podcasts for us to review and I know Lucy Typebox is going to be on on Wednesday and I know she's into metal. So I thought maybe this would be a good podcast for us to review. Yeah, people, Chrissy Salem. Oh, coming in live talking about how to rock hard and ride
Starting point is 02:00:39 free. Crazy hot. We've never met before. before on Chrissy Salem. Inspirational entertainment, ChrissySalem.com. Let's get you motivated, inspired, and moving in the direction you really want to be moving in. Because you're not happy. This morning you woke up. You're not thrilled. You are not thrilled with the way your money looks. You're not thrilled with the way your waistline looks. And you're less than thrilled about your love life. Another day at the same old thing.
Starting point is 02:01:14 All right, first secret I'm gonna tell you is this. Stay on the live because if you do something different today, yeah, you're gonna have something different tomorrow. That's, you're gonna have something different tomorrow. So that's why you want to stay. So you don't want to go anywhere. Cause you were going out for a morning scroll. Oh, and you were scrolling along. Yep. You saw that chicken with the Donald Trump head.
Starting point is 02:01:37 Oh, you saw what else? What else? What else? The chicks with the double Ds, but you seen one pair, you seen them all. Not true. So this is Chrissy Salem Metal Mascara is the the channel and this is a head banger with a lot of makeup on and Stephanie gonna figure out how we should live our lives. When I look at this guy I go give me some advice. Oh, it's a guy Oh, is that I don't know. I thought it was maybe it's not I mean, so I don't like a witch Is it very scary? Is it gay? Is it gay but done? Yeah, it could be gay bass. I don't know
Starting point is 02:02:14 So well now we got a mystery to solve for next time. So we'll be looking into that looking forward do it If you're in the Western New York area and you're watching this live, come down to Jenny's Irish pub tonight. That's also performing at 8 p.m. And, uh, Christian, you have, who are these broadcasters Tuesdays at 2 p.m. Eastern time that you can catch it live or anytime afterwards. It's always up there. Uh, what else you have going on? Well, uh, and this week we've got some fun stuff because Trump was on Gottfeld and Kamala did a very cringe sit down with Oprah. But more than anything, Nikki Glaser did her debut on Thursday Night Football.
Starting point is 02:02:57 And it's amazing. It's everything that who are these broadcasters was created for. I can't wait to share that. Yeah. And of course, I have the black cast b. La dt. Ca st I just recently did an episode with lucy type box and hugely talking about beetle juice beetle juice. Excellent Well, check that out for sure. What did you think about beetle juice beetle juice? Did you like the movie? Mediocre mediocre. All right Very good. Don't know why that was made
Starting point is 02:03:24 No idea everything everything has to be asking for that I think Bill Martin talking to children you're like why what does need to exist I promise you that well please join us again next time it might be the episode where you find out once and for all who are these podcasts sleep well everypony Everybody Great show good job everybody great job Michael Hickey is the first to gripe What a cavalcade of annoying guests from the annoying sounding headset mic to the train wreck cooking couple Lord
Starting point is 02:04:06 Sleepner may be out of his fucking mind. The whole cooking with Jack segment was quite long, but the two new people talking about it were pretty good. As an audio listener, it worked surprisingly well without video, which isn't easy to do. Long Iron 6 lays it out. You see how professional comedian Luis J. Gomez is? Being openly mocked and made fun of right to his face? He comes back and bust balls right back. It's a hilarious exchange. Stut Joe will never understand this.
Starting point is 02:04:30 Todd O'Pines. Not every segment is a winner, and rarely is there ever two segments that were bad. Good thing there are about five other episodes this week in the WATP universe. And we'll quickly forget about David Collins or Pink Chicken. I think producer Chris would take Steely Dan over Pink Chicken any day. Brian Bavaro weighs in. Chrissy actually managed to not be insufferable on this episode. Nice.
Starting point is 02:04:51 Too bad I can't say the same about the Riley Vito drama. Chris Onion is outraged. Reif's Angels? God damn it. The joke is the first Reif's Club. From YouTube, Dolomite Motherfucker quotes Carl, words speak louder than actions in John's mind. That's why John thinks he is magnanimous
Starting point is 02:05:09 when he said that if he won the lottery, he would give his ex-wife some cash. The words mean more to John than the actions, because we all know he is not a man of action. Chicken Little Syndrome, for someone who works out, John sure looks out of shape. Sean W. Bronx, I've never seen inverted biceps. John is defying anatomy.
Starting point is 02:05:29 Ken Coakley, a deadbeat who won't hire deadbeats? Sounds ironic, don't you think? Huckleberry Mac points out, the dabbleverse is full of lowlifes, but Aaron is among the lowest. Nick Wolf comments, Aaron is the literal embodiment of, I'm not crying, you're crying. Woo Shark has been there. You can tell he's the type of guy that got beat up in school
Starting point is 02:05:50 but told everyone he won the fight. Chad Dobish confesses, I like this Lars guy. Kim Banice breaks it gently. I know it's hard to admit Carl, but Vito was always a lol cow. 100%juicestershares, I've listened to all 550 plus episodes of WATP except one, when you brought on Vito.
Starting point is 02:06:08 I'd rather have a whole episode of dorkles than Vito. Carl's selective morality is always funny, except for the Vito blob shaped blind spot. Mike Durham writes, has anyone else noticed that these edgelords seem to have the thinnest of skin? Vito, OP, Aaron, and the list can go on. And Harkbalyle plays us out with, this is the stupidest beef ever. Alright, we took a break from the regular format this past episode and broke down Vito versus Riley and Mint Salad.
Starting point is 02:06:40 I thought it was quite interesting actually. Your friends with Dick Masterson, you probably met Vito before we had you met my own Vegas Yeah, and and Vito made I think he made like a deep fried lasagna or something for the fourth of July party So yeah, I've talked to Vito a couple of times. Well, we did found out yesterday on the roundtable That a check was written for V veto that he is still not cashed for acrimedia. So I don't know if he's got everything all together. He's got to get his banking straightened out. Let's check out some voicemail.
Starting point is 02:07:15 Shall we? Hey, Carl, I just want to let you know that I'm mindful of how insightful, humorous and horny you are. It's very dewy. Thank you. And I find it pretty sumptuous and decadent. But your day is shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 02:07:31 It's going so well for a second there. What have you got against gays? The Drew Laneshaw is checking out this podcast. It was actually the Las Culturistas and they had this Jojo Levesque character on and she described another singer as Horny, I was like no one ever uses that adjective for me. I don't know why No one ever says that look at this guy Carl. He's insightful. He's prepared. He's horny. He's erect. Yeah, never get that Fake Gary and San Diego call it in. Hey Carl and cuz the ruse this is Gary and San Diego call it in. Hey Carl and Kazoo's this is Gary from San Diego Kind of but anyway, I have a song that
Starting point is 02:08:12 Stuttering John has helped me write and we decided to dedicate this to the one and the only real queen of the dabble verse Lucy type box only real queen of the dabble verse, Lucy Tidebox. Lucy-o, Lucy-o, you're just like a urinal. Lucy-o, Lucy-o, you're just like a urinal. And you are not small. Yeah, it was really hard to find some rhyming words, but thankfully, Stutter John taught me how you can bend words like Tom Sawyer. You can just make them rhyme like that.
Starting point is 02:09:04 You know, it's like that Stutt Joe magic he He's got, you know what I'm saying? Carl? Yep. Man. What would the world be like without our good old pal John Melendez rock and roll? Thank you for that song. Fake Gary and San Diego. That might not have been 45 seconds. I'm not sure. It's a little longer, but they don't want that song. And producer Chris, this one's for you, buddy. Oh, what up, Carl? This is Sean from New Hampshire. I'm calling within a minute and 30 seconds of the intro to say, well fucking done on the Joe's garage intro for this episode. Zap is the fucking man. And so are you, but you're still a cunt. Don't call me back. That is all producer Koresi puts together those little
Starting point is 02:09:45 intros for us and oftentimes there's Easter eggs for you to find. Yeah. Hey, I was listening to one of your disabled buddies there podcast, Why Are You Laughing? And they were talking about these stickers that I guess Opie and Anthony had where women showed their titties. They stole that idea. I don't know if you remember, but Tom Lycus from Lycus 101, he's still got a
Starting point is 02:10:09 podcast, it's pretty good, but he's behind the paywall because, you know, he don't mind shooting a few niggas and this and that left and right. So you don't have to worry about it. That's why he's behind the paywall. Anyways, I think Opie and Anthony stole that from Tom Likus. What do you all think? And I like that show, but I think Bly Mike needs a little more production value. And I don't know, possibly, you know, some, some kind of ditty stuff. I don't know. I already like ditty a lot. Okay. Thank you for your call. I'm not familiar with Tom Wykess.
Starting point is 02:10:45 I know I have friends who are big fans of Tom Wykess. Yeah, he was pretty big in LA and he has the distinction of signing a seven-year deal with CBS radio, which six months into it, CBS radio stopped doing radio and they had to pay him out for six and a half years of not working So yeah, and apparently when he did his show he was always Like an aol chat rooms like trying to you know Pick up girls for after the show and stuff and not really focused on the show I may or may not have known someone who worked with like a very closely. Okay
Starting point is 02:11:21 well, I know my buddy dick is a big fan of Tom like us and Was blocked by him on Twitter was very proud of that Event but I'm sure he had sickers before I went to all these radio guys. I'll copy each other I've actually talked to a certain guy out of the Chicago area Who told me that most of the bits that Howard used to do back in the 80s that were so groundbreaking Were being done in Chicago before that so all of radio like let's not pretend that there's someone who's original and doing things that no one else has ever done. And I always say that because I stole this from Chuck Dover.
Starting point is 02:11:53 Everyone steals everything. It's all good. But Howard's still innovating. Nobody's doing those AI bits like Howard does. So obviously, he's revolutionizing radio. Thank God for that. Guys, you know, I love when celebrities call into the show. And Bill Maher. This is a big one for us. This is a big get. Carl, Bill Maher checking in from the West Coast. I understand you gave me a good natured ribbing,
Starting point is 02:12:17 but I can say one thing. I wasn't fronting in front of these kids. They knew I was dope. It's not like I could show my riz off to an eight year old girl. I mean, I'm a sigma male, but I think I slayed on the show. Thanks for the call. I appreciate it. One more. We have a Las Vegas correspondent, apparently. Las Vegas correspondent. Hey, Hey producer Chris Didn't sound great but I believe he was singing some Steely Dan for us We gotta stop talking about Steely Dan of the show Can we talk about a different band that I actually enjoy more than them? Sure more than Steely Dan Have you seen no effects anytime recently? Do you want to talk about? it's funny you ask that because
Starting point is 02:13:04 Here is a photo This is where I was standing at the no effects concert Right behind the band you can see the entire crowd. Here's me with Ella half a the lead guitarist He doesn't know that he's there with me, but I do So yeah, thanks for asking about that That's way more interesting than Steely damn though. I'd go see ween but The guitarist is too drunk You're coming real Perry Farrell
Starting point is 02:13:30 He really did if you come in Rochester to see the isotopes tonight stay for another week and go see Necrogoblicon with me and Carl Friday night yes, very excited about that. It's gonna be fun. I'm also going to see acts Thursday night Necrogoblicon Yes. Very excited about that. It's going to be fun. I'm also going to see acts Thursday night. Necro gobbler. All right. All right. Fair enough. Christian, thanks so much for coming on, buddy. I was going to tell you so it always fun to be on with you boys. Have you seen the new podcast about Eric Zane? The guy that Joe Jamingo making fun of Eric Zane? Yes, I have been contacted by a couple of people that wanted to make sure that I saw it. Okay. One of them being Jomingo and Jody B. Yeah. Yeah. I may have talked to our friend, EZ, about that podcast. I haven't heard it yet, but I don't, you know what? I don't want to put
Starting point is 02:14:20 him on the spot. I don't know if EZ has heard it. I think he does. I think he knows about it. Well tune in to WATB and get his thoughts on it on Tuesday. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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