Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep559 - The Breakfast Club

Episode Date: October 6, 2024

Jocktober continues with the world’s most dangerous morning show, the Breakfast Club. When you have DJ Envy and Charlamagne tha God you know things are going to get spicy. They do amazing things like read national news headlines, talk about entertainment news, and have softball interviews with c-list celebrities. What’s dangerous about this again? Doug from Who’s Right joins the show to try to figure out what everyone is saying and zoom in on Jess Hilarious to prove just how useless she is on the show. We check in on Queer Kid Stuff to get an update on their new round of funding. Doug brings us an update on Stephanie Brie. Stuttering John had his big birthday weekend and decided to go on Rob Saul’s show and get drunk. John drunk is always a highlight but the best part was seeing just how sad and pathetic Rob Saul’s life really is. We close things out with a round of To Poke A Dabbler, the Internet News, and your voicemails. Doug's show - https://whosrightpodcast.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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good morning USA who are these podcasts? it's done by a guy called Carl episode 559 are you a boner guy? oh I was a boner guy you know what I miss penis what are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize. Is it gonna be absolutely riveting? Is it gonna change your life by any stretch? Probably not, but it's gonna be at least entertaining, okay? By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up. W-A-T-P. I've been dying to say that cuz cuz a row cuz a row

slap a Rooney it's showtime W ATP W ATP W-A-T-P! Hello, everybody. It's the Cubs and the Roos. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts, the only show that gets the girls water than North Carolina. I'm your host, Carl. With me today, two men who host the Who's Right podcast. It's mean Doug. What's up, man? How you doing?

What's going on, buddy? Also with us today, a man who is criminally intelligent from the official podcast. It's cat. It's cat Where's the word kaya go? Okay, it's not here Producer Chris is here though All right, I'll explain this kaya thing It just a bit of a first go to where are these calm get our email address voicemail number link to our server link to our Discord server link to our merchandise link to our YouTube channel and the link to patreon supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes So very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Charlamagne the God on this program many times, but I don't think we've ever covered the Breakfast Club, at least not for a main segment. And it's one of the biggest radio morning shows in the US over a hundred markets. And I can't believe we haven't covered it yet. It's very exciting. It's the world's most dangerous morning show is how they build this show. I guess because it's like three black people. It's how it takes to make it very dangerous. So this is a suggestion from the discord. We've both listened separately. We've not discussed it was just beforehand. Before we get into it. I've been messaging with Kaia all morning on the show and he was going to pick out some other show. I even have a little

clip of dieticians unplugged he was looking at, but then he decided that it was too boring. So I just thought he wasn't going to bring any clips. I'm like, okay, yeah, no worries. And I of dieticians unplugged he was looking at. But then he decided that it was too boring. So I just thought he wasn't gonna bring any clips. I'm like, okay, yeah, no worries. And I sent him the link. And I guess he thought he wasn't coming out because he didn't have anything to bring. He means doing homework and coming on the show

is too boring, so. Yeah, I guess. I can misunderstand that. I guess that's what it is. So we'll have to, I told him to hop out anytime, but if he doesn't, we'll have to reschedule. You wouldn't show up to a potluck without a dish, would you? Correct, but this is not a potluck.

This is a laugh at a jerk's best. So this is a show hosted by DJ Envy, Charlamagne the God, Jess Hilarious, who's out on maternity leave. So we have Lauren LaRossa, and she is brown girl grinding according to her social media. Their flagship is Power 105.1 in New York City. And I was shocked to see what their subscribers were on YouTube. Did you look at this at all, Doug? I didn't. I uh.

What would you guess? How many, how many subscribers they have on YouTube? Is it a morning radio show? Millions. 5.61 million subs. Now most of their videos get like 10, 30,000 views, stuff like that, but that's a lot of subs. I was surprised and I'll tell you they're also on BET. I guess they're featured on Black Entertainment Television and on BET's website they went ahead and showed us some of the biggest moments

before we get into what they're doing right now on the morning show let's talk about some of the biggest moments that they've had on their show I thought this one was was gonna be interesting for us because it involves some conflict everyone likes a morning show with some conflict obviously and so this was number one on the list You know, one of the things they do is they bring in celebrities and interview them I believe this is the show where Joe Biden told America that if you don't vote for him, you're not black I'm not mistaken out of that so they get some big guests

Already, yes, sir. I won't start this shit off straight telling all three of y'all to stop playing with my name. Let's go on in. This is before they're even on the air. He comes in with his entourage. You familiar with Birdman, Doug? I have heard the name, yeah. Okay, I know the superhero,

but I wasn't familiar with Birdman. Go, stop playing with my fucking name. Let's go on in. Do it on camera. Stop playing with my name. Okay, you just said he's not gonna say that anymore Nigga with my name come up with speckin. Let's go stop playing with my fucking name. No, we said I'll drill y'all stop playing with my name I said I gotta go say it. No mo. You said the magic word

Morning everybody is DJ envy Angela Yee Charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club. We got a special guest in the building He done cursed us out Tell him what tell him get it off your chest bird man Because I don't understand the angle like what like what's in it already so why come here I did it already I'm here. So what's happening? I mean, it's all good. but I'm saying, why, why, why? Why I'm here, what's happening? I'm all good, but I'm saying, why I come here just to curve this up? I'm here, what's happening, man?

I wanted to see you. I wanted to talk to you in your man in your face. Absolutely. You understand me? All right, let's do it. I knew a few places you was at. I could have pulled up, but I don't thought that was gangster.

I wanted to come look you in your face like a man and tell you how I feel. OK. You understand me? Straight up like a man. So what's the issue? Any little issue. If like a man and tell you how I feel. Okay. You understand me? Straight up like a man. So what's the issue? Any no issue.

If it was an issue, you'll feel me. I just come to let y'all know, stop, put some respect on my name. You understand me? When y'all saying my name, put some respect on it. Did you pull up on Ross that way or trick daddy? I'm pulling up on you, nigga. Yeah, but I'm the radio guy. Why pull up on the radio guy?

Don't act tough with the radio guy. I hate my nigga. Y'all finished or y radio guy? Don't act tough with the radio guy. Y'all finished or y'all done? I ain't got no more talking. That's right. One of the parents. One of the parents. You got a problem with me? No, I got a problem with you. Okay, so what's up then? I'm out of here. That's so bizarre.

I'm gonna do that next time you make a fat joke when I show up. Are you all finished? Are you all done? Yeah, I'm done. She's like I'm only gonna say this one more time. Stop calling me fat. Carl, stop calling me fat. One more time. Stop calling me fat. For a second I actually thought things were gonna get dangerous there and uh. Some people, it seemed a little bit tense. Yeah. For some people that were there. Well good day sir. Yeah. We'll see ourselves out it didn't seem like he was there hoping to have a good radio appearance that bird man

I don't think he took full advantage of the opportunity to speak to that whole thing smacked of effort All right. Yeah, I brought a lot of people to do that to do nothing Do you want to plug your new album or something your record label you want to okay? No, I'm good So yeah, Thanks for coming. So the show format is, it's very scripted, it's front page news, so it's the headlines, then they do a segment where people call in, they call it get it off your chest.

People call in and rant and rave or whatever they want to do. Then it's Jess with the mess, when Jess Hilarious is on, she does the entertainment news and the gossipy stuff. Then it's back to front page news again, then they'll usually do like an interview with someone, then they do Donkey of the Day, we'll get into that. That's when they call out somebody to be a real jackass. Oh, that's a donkey.

Then there's usually another interview or something, Jess with the Mess for a third time and they always end on a positive note. So it's a long morning show lots of little segments going on Do I give a clip that sums up the show for you or something that stands out? I? do what what I want to say first is I Think this is probably the worst show that I've had to listen to time But I mean it and I mean at this time for sure it

It was nothing. There's nothing there through the whole thing like there's there's no danger. There's zero danger No, it's actually so milktose I was surprised and I thought there was gonna be more more interesting things going on with it being such a large morning show And like I said, it's like they read the news They talk about gossip. They'll read the scores of the games and they'll just read the scores of the games Like yeah, I have a smartphone. I mean you need to tell me what happened with the Yankees came last night We'll get into it later. But from what I seen they don't even read the news They just play clips of the news that they really don't discuss it

It's like they have a timeline they have to hit we have to get to this segment So just stop this conversation right now and move on to the next thing anyway My my clip that summarizes how shitty this show is is their intro and I know you played the Excessive yo-yo-yo-yo-yo As the teaser I have that too, but yeah God so I cut it out of mine, but it's there and it's obnoxious Good morning, USA yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo Jessalaria morning Charlamagne the God peace to the planet guess what day it is. Yes, what day it is If I didn't know what this was,

I would think it was a children's show. Yeah! Right, the way that it starts off, it's like Black Pee-wees Playhouse. Yes. That's cherry! Well, since you played that, I have an intro too,

and they throw in these different little drops and sound bites and stuff. I thought this one was kind of interesting. I don't think white people know how popular you guys are. DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Degas. You guys really are like the hip-hop early morning late night talk show. Yeah I know what y'all talking about. Who real type me don't make me feel bad my see.

Good morning USA! Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo We're puzzled. We're trying to figure it out over here if you can explain why that is Another word would be educated. Yes By the way, I played this on my teaser, but I've just never heard this happen before I'm sure it does happen from time to time, but this is how Wednesday show started up this past week All right, Jessi. Larry's is on maternity leave. What up Lauren? Good morning. Charlamagne is running a little late and it's Tuesday. The host of the show is showing up a little bit late, huh? That's, hmm. He's the arty of the show. Seems a little less than professional, yeah, if I'm being honest about it. Well, speaking of not being professional, from yesterday morning's episode, the newswoman comes in and she speaks very well and she goes through the headlines and

things. And I think everyone else is tuned out because it seems like they're asleep at the wheel when she ends this. And meanwhile, hundreds are still without power across Georgia and the Carolinas. Absolutely. And you said you talked about the strike Morgan the strike. Oh, did she stop talking? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

That's not even the right response. Like people are like 200 people died and millions are without power. Hey, that's great. Alright. What else is going on? Thank you for reading that. I've been there. So, what I I went back, I would say probably 6 months. Yeah, I've been there. So what I went back I would say probably six months, so I've got a lot of Jess Hilarious. Okay. Which I'm assuming somebody fucked her to get her pregnant to get her off this fucking show because the

the one you just played talks a lot. What I got is Jess Hilarious comes on and essentially just clips the news from the night before. Okay. Morning everybody, it's DJ NV Jess hilarious Charlemagne the guy we are the breakfast club let's get in some front page news good morning tears good morning DJ envy Jess hilarious Charlemagne the guy good morning girl let's jump right into it let's jump what what's happening in Haiti yeah this is a real complex story but it's really important that we know what's going on take a listen where the prime minister has

Play the clap oh you do That's all right, I misspoke that was tis the newsgirl not just just hilarious right yeah, cuz just hilarious Just does the gossipy entertainment news stuff Hilarious right yeah, cuz just hilarious just does the gossipy entertainment news stuff Also, there's no way to shorten Charlamagne the god they all have to say that every time they do that sucks I know I was trying to find a way to shorten it because I don't have to say that over and over again It's obnoxious John's a member for two months. It's great to see Doug back. No n-word, please Dougie Understood right. I wish that Charlamagne the god would just use his God-given name. That would be a much better show Hey bill

It's lent Leonard Larry McKelvey. Is it really? Yes. He's letting uh, lauren is the woman who's filling in for Uh joss who's on maternity leave and she cannot read She struggles with it so badly. This is like a super clip I put together, so it's not going to make a lot of sounds. This is just her flubbing over and over again. So Holly, what we believe is best, our best fight, the challenge, the changes in their relationship.

Holly is single for a Grammy tribute across Google in the US. It's so confusing. Like, I understand it's not easy to just sit there and read, but you're a broadcaster. That's like your job to be able to read stuff. Yeah. To be able to read live. Yeah. So I thought that was interesting. And then she does something that's hilarious. This is the funniest fuck up. This is from yesterday's episode. Holly is single from the Z list, rapping, N word. I can say that.

Can I say in word? Okay, the z-list rap a nigga Although I did hear that word a lot when I was pulling clips. I'm not sure why all of a sudden that's Frowned upon but maybe some of the markets that they're syndicated to they don't want that sort of thing So I've got an example of a clip. It must be DJ envy. I think he's the one that does the most talking Yes, I would like you to translate what it is that he's trying to communicate and I'm asking both of you take notes Whatever come back. Let me know what it is that he's trying to communicate. And I'm asking both of you take notes, whatever, come back. Let me know what it is that he said. So we'll be kicking with him in a little bit. And then we got front page news. Tesla and figure we'll be joining us in a second.

So let's get right to the show. What we saw with, someone's going to be joining us. Then we got front page news. So let's get right to the, to the right to the the right to the show But I don't know I okay Here's I had a really hard time listening to this play that again Play that again dog now that I'm ready for it So so we'll be kicking with him in a little bit and then we got front page news Tess and figure will be joining us in a second. So let's get right to the show Well, we saw with Tess and figure will be joining us at the second. I don't know. Okay

You've already told me you don't know so what I did is I went in I used AI and I wanted to give your audience an example of what it was that I heard when I was listening to this show. Okay, perfect Okay, so what they're about to hear is what I spent an hour of my Saturday night listening to I don't think white people know how popular you guys Before I say we should call EDR to help us translate this. I don't think he's going to be able to help us with that either. Although at least that, your version of it has a little bit more energy to it. Sounds a little more fun. I would listen for a little while I think.

This Garth Brooks story, have you heard about this Garth Brooks story? I just had to look it up. The way that this woman explains it is insane. I've never heard someone talk about sexual assault like this. So according to a new lawsuit, Garth Brooks, uh, cornered a makeup artist in a hotel suite and raped her so violently that she felt like she was going to break her body into now in these documents, it gets pretty vulgar. This woman claims that Garth held her five foot frame by her ankles and dangers her upside down as he did the things that

were not okay to do to her private areas, slamming his insides inside of hers and she felt like she was gonna break into two swimming his insides. Look, this is a horrible story. I'm not trying to make light of the story. But the fuck is she talking about? Prolapse anus or something that he inserted into her with his insides? The old pink sock.

And then he was doing stuff to her that you're not supposed to do? It sounds like a good old fashioned ball dough rape in a wheelbarrow position is what it sounds like. I think you're right. I wonder if Aaron has ever experienced something like that. That happened to April right in front of him. Yikes. What else do you have over there, Dye? experience something like that. Like that happened to April right in front of them. What else do you have over there, Doug?

Oh, I've got a couple of clips of Jess hilarious. Uh, what I marked this one, Jess hilarious should be called Jess, another stupid fucking hole. This is, this is her talking about something that what you need in a morning show, New York traffic is, is crazy. It is Wednesday middle of the week. How you feeling out there? Bless Black and Holly favorite, man. Good morning, another day to serve. How you feeling?

How you feeling, Jess? What's up, Jess? I hate New York's traffic and it's crazy. It's a lot going on in the roads. Very good, thank you. That is the definition of traffic. Thank you very much for that. In New York?

Don't they start at 6 a.m? What are the traffic? That's the one thing about the morning show that the DJs all get in before traffic starts. Right. So that's odd. If if I was the program director, I think I would have Birdman come in every single morning. That would make it exciting. The most interesting thing that happens because let me take a look at this donkey of the day bit That they that charlemagne does

Because I was like, okay good. We're gonna call some people out. This could be fun I'm trying to be donkey today no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did I'm not making these people do these things called donkey of the day and it really caught me off guard Damn charlemagne who got the donkey of the day today? Well, Jess Hilarious, Donkey of the Day for Friday, October 4th goes to a young man named Brandon Dillard. Now, Brandon Dillard is known as a top beneer specialist in Atlanta.

Salute to everybody who listens to us in Atlanta. He has a practice called A-List Smiles in Atlanta. I went to their Instagram page and they have 160,000 followers. They tout themselves as Atlanta's top beneer specialist and trainer. They say you can DM three photos of your teeth for a free quote.

You can call them at 404. I don't wanna give the number out. Yeah, what are you doing? I might as well, they bootleg, oh, nevermind. Call us at, you can call them at 404-254-3169 and they are open. So he's just trying to stretch for time. He's just reading their entire profile right now,

including their phone number. So basically the story is, yeah, Doug. I was just gonna say, it really sounds like he's using Donkey of the Day to squeeze in an ad read. Right, exactly what it sounds like. Visit their website, they have a Facebook presence, if you wanna get out there. So basically the story is there's a guy who's not a dentist

who's performing dentistry, specializing in veneers. And so after he reads about that, this is Charlemagne the God's hot take on it. The one's held. Damn, there's somebody out there listening to us on 96, wanting to beat, and they went to A-list smiles to get their teeth done. Lord have mercy, Brandon Dillard hop up out their bed, turn my scam on, took a look at these teeth and said, what's up? Listen, imagine you go to the dentist thinking you're in good hands, thinking you're about

to walk out with an A-list smile, but instead you get great value for this. All of y'all who went to A-list smiles might as well say you got your teeth from T-MU. Okay, Smiles by Sheen is what you should have called your practice, Brandon. Okay, Fashion Molus. All right, listen, you got your teeth installed by somebody who probably watched a couple of YouTube videos and thought to themselves Yeah, I can do this. Okay, which is what I don't understand If you're inspired to be a dentist and you spend all this time and energy into setting up a fake practice

Getting an office getting all the equipment you need to be a dentist Then why the hell didn't you just take your ass to school to be a dentist? I want to play a guess a game of guess what race it is. But what's the point? We all know this is niggas niggin All right, listen, she's a straight dog. I thought why you chimed in at the end there? I thought you're doing a good enough job explaining what was going on. Please don't talk over the clips Yeah, right. I've got my new catchphrase So what the fuck did he even say right there basically I didn't understand most of that But if I had to sum it up, he's like maybe you have this really nice dental practice

Maybe you just go get the school and become a dentist. Yeah, it's a life coach also What I got from this is they're making a shit ton of money on this show so they can't quit They're making a shit ton of money on this show so they can't quit. Ah That's my takeaway. Yeah, this is phoned in for sure This is how he wraps it all up this donkey of the day It's eight felonies for Yo, pricing dentistry. We doesn't like that's the moral of the story. You can't scam you with the true success All right. There are no shortcuts to true excellence. There are no shortcuts to success. In fact, if you take shortcuts, you get cut short.

Please give Brandon Dillard the biggest he-ha. Ah, ah, ah. Hop up out the bed, turn my scam on. That guy's having a bad day. First he gets arrested, eight felonies,ies thrown in prison and then the donkey sound effect on Breakfast club yikes. Yeah, that's tough man it was feel for the I mean

He's not the victim here, but I almost feel like he is I want to go to if you're okay with it. I'd like to jump back to Jess hilarious. Yeah, please so If you're okay with it, I'd like to jump back to Jess hilarious. Yeah, please so DJ envy is talking about all the money that we've sent to Ukraine and here and there and everywhere And his frustration with it and then I need you to pay close attention To the end of this clip when she gives her summary or response. Okay, and then reword it And just say ten words or less, okay

But now let me ask you a question with all this this money that's going out and you mentioned Ukraine you mentioned Gaza You mentioned Haiti, you know, you're talking hundreds of millions of dollars Damn, they have billions of dollars and then you know You see all the stuff that's wrong here and all the stuff that we need help. And it just seems a little crazy that we can print the money and find the money for everybody else but home. It just seems strange when you talk about it and you're driving and seeing so many people homeless and you're seeing so many people here can't afford food. And you talk about all these students that can't pay for college loans and we're talking

about free college and free healthcare. It just seems like a lot. None of them listen to each other through the whole thing. It's just, it's okay. Your lights on, you talk, I'll shut up. Okay. My lights on, I'm talking, you shut up. So I did look and see that there's, there's like 25 names attached to this. There's producers, executive producers, videographers, lighting. There's people paying attention. So they're in the middle of a conversation and they don't notice that while they're talking, a news clip starts playing.

So they can't tell that there's a white person talking over the black people talking over the other black people. Okay. You see that people out here are suffering. So they can't tell that there's a white person talking over the black people talking over the other black people, okay People out here suffering like there's so many homeless people out here There's people who can't keep food on a table can't keep Half a president Biden's only have the 1960 Fucking stroke when I was listening to that. Well I was panicking, do I have another tab open somewhere?

Do another player come on somewhere? No, since you played that, I have an example of another thing that's just laziness. I assume that this is just automated and not by anything that's AI, obviously, because for the podcast version of this, they insert different ads that you hear on each of the radio stations that it's broadcast on. But they don't find an ad break, which would be easy to do because there's bumpers. It's all set up for ad breaks. Instead, they do it right in the middle of a sentence.

And what I've done is I've skipped through the ads pretty quickly here because it's four minutes of ads that happen, but I've skipped through it. But this is what it sounds like. But possibly this is just DDG trolling he does stuff like this the world is constantly changing to find a zoom tan near you four minutes later all the time holy shit you couldn't find any other break in the action I say very loosely all, let's talk about the calling portion.

You know, one of the things I love about morning radio is the callers. That's when you know we didn't prep a lot for today. Why don't you guys call in and tell us what's going on? And this is the call to action. This is your time to get it off your chest, whether you're mad or blessed. your chest whether you're mad or blessed. I hate the way that you walk the way that you talk. I hate the way that you dress. Everything with me is blessed. Call up now 800-585-1051. Not just me, I'm what the coach of feeling. Hello, who's this? All right, so this is where you want to get things off your chest whether you're mad or blessed. Here's a caller I couldn't imagine being this person in my entire life. I want to interview this person. What's up, brother? Get it off your chest. What's up, man? I honestly I want to spread positivity, man. I want to thank God for another day and opportunity. Boring. Could you imagine calling into a radio show to spread positivity? Did you have anything better to do with your time? Nope. What's not a dumb call then my favorite call during the segment

There's a woman who lost her job and her car is fucked. Oh, she wants advice Nope, okay. It's better than that. In fact, Erin Imhol if you are listening, I think this could be your next gimmick This could be the next thing that you try. What's your cash? My cash up is dollar sign J dollars D O L L A Z five. J dollars five? Yes. Oh Jasmine. Yes. Where are you from? I'm from Connecticut. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Well, good luck. I just sent you something. Jasmine. All right. Thank you. I appreciate it. All righty. She called luck. I just sent you some. I think I appreciate it. All righty. She called in to give out her cash app so people could give her money. It's brilliant.

It's kind of is like why even host a show? Pretend you run a show. Just call on other people show. They have a big audience and grift there. Pretty, pretty good move. Do you have cash app, Doug? I don't know Patreon.com slash who's right if you want That's how you get money to die. Do you know anyone who has cash app? I Just heard I don't I'm sure I'm sure I know people that have it. I just couldn't tell you I just heard someone discussing this somewhere and they were saying that it's like for people who don't have bank accounts or something oh yeah it's like just get bed ball and easy right I don't know I don't know anything about it honestly probably get

beat up by our our viewers and listeners for you suggesting that what else did you pick up on it from this Doug I've got another Jess hilarious so I want you to listen to that jazz. I like that Well, I mean she was there was nothing between the other two guys but what I'll tell you is I hope that diddy gets out of prison and Mouth-fucks everybody associated with this show. I hated this fucking show It's possible. It's very possible. What I did a great job saying that up and I have to say of course Jody B does have cash app. It's very possible what I did a great job saying that up and I have to say of course Jody B does have cash app. It's dollar side P. O B. O Y S

501 of course I was right about that it turns out Jody just get a fucking bank account man Anyway, so what I want you to do is when you listen to this I want you to She starts talking about the United Kingdom Okay, but when she's taught when I play this clip, I want you to see if you think that she knows what the letters UK Stand for okay Going on in the kingdom The royal kingdom you are so I talked to some friends over I got some connects in the kingdom. What kingdom? The royal kingdom, y'all. So I talked to some friends over, I got some connects in the UK and listen, Kate Middleton,

Prince William's wife, right? She had abdominal surgery in January. Yes, she did. She had abdominal surgery. Abdominal surgery. All right, so that's why I started, whatever, right? And the last time people have seen her was in uh, december January

And her abdominal that's your stomach or whatever. Yeah, just the dumbest group of fucking people And I've played on here before show me the god just flubbing words all over the place Everyone around him is so dumb. You don't even have to key in on that. Maybe that's the point of this As he finds people that are dumber than him. But he also ends the show on a positive note. I think that's important. Maybe we should start doing that on WTB. Finding some positivity and actually,

show them that God's all into mental health. He keeps promoting on the recent episodes, the Mental Wealth Expo that's coming up. It's October 12th and it's a day of mental health and healing education that you can attend for free. I don't know what that's like. I can't imagine that people would show up to that. Bunch of fucking lunatics, but he's hosting that and he loves talking about being positive.

Now it's time to get up out of here. Shalom and you got a positive note. I do. And it's really just a message to, to you know everybody born in the 1900s. As you get older, and not even just everybody born in the 1900s, just people who are you know of a certain age, as you get older you can energetically feel the difference between people who care about you and those who care at their own convenience. I repeat, as you get older you can energetically feel the difference between people who care about you and those who care at their own convenience. Be aware of that energy

and make wise choices about the people you have around you. Have a great day. Breakfast Club bitches! You don't finish till y'all done. Just cuz you say it twice doesn't mean that it makes fucking sense. Doesn't make any sense at all. it it's actually not sounding all that positive You can energetically feel the difference between people who care about you and people care at their own convenience you can energetically feel What in the hell is he talking about I think someone just heard his feelings that day Yeah, positive note of the day fuck you do on right

All right, and that that's pretty much all I have from this what else do you have? Dog what should we be hitting on? I've got one of him flubbing his words, but the rest of them are just more just hilarious We play Jack Harlow every damn day this morning, but today's his birthday. We all start off with Jack Harlow I'm not mad at him. He's gonna a great birthday regardless It's the breakfast local morning We play it every day this morning every day this morning well, it's okay, I'm glad that you played that because I did look at the website and For Charlamagne the god this is the sentence next to him as a radio Hall of Fame inductee Best-selling author in demand TV personality and producer, he is a singular shaper of culture.

Right. Is that correct? Say it twice so it makes sense. He is a singular shaper of culture. With no hyperbole at all. What the fuck does that mean? I mean, it might be grammatically correct. I'm not even sure about that.

Don't know what it means. Let's get back to Jess. What do you got on Jess? No, we don't have to play him. It's just her introducing clips and playing clips. There's It's not worth wasting your time. Okay. Well then in that case, would you rather have a clip of Stevie Wonder? Singing happy birthday to Hillary Clinton All right. So anyway, Jess was talking about

This actually happened on this show this is insane to me the way that people treat Hillary Clinton You know what why don't you keep your money. Keep your money. It's her birthday, Steve. It's her birthday, Mr. Wonder. Okay, what'd you do? We're gonna celebrate. Y'all have to join me, okay? Drop one of Clue's Bombs. You know it didn't make much sense. That would be a law against. You know, it didn't make much sense. That would be a law against anyone who took offense.

At a day in your celebration. All in the morning. I just want to point that out. It's difficult for a lot of people. you so let us all begin hey you know that love can win and then I'll go in singing loud as you can happy birthday to you I'm pretty sure this is the reason why Trump won happy birthday to you happy birthday happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday

Go out and vote There it is, the world's most dangerous morning show The Breakfast Club She looks so uncomfortable surrounded by black people I would be so uncomfortable if this is... I don't know how she's supposed to act, but this is a weird situation she's in. Just sitting around a dining room table. Right. Which is like, are you saying birthday?

It is my birthday, how did you know? They also had on the episode yesterday, an interview with the baby that was pre-recorded, which is odd. I guess a lot of people they interviewed don't want to get up that early, but they were actually censoring the language They were bleeping out Asses and apps probably J's. I don't know. I don't listen all the hard J. Yeah, so That was interesting. That's kind of seems like cheating to me, but Maybe that's why I should have done with Kaia today

Should have pre-recorded something. If I knew that was an option, I'd be more than happy to participate that way too. Right? All right, Doug, are we ready to move out with our lives? Yeah, please. All right, well in that case, it's time for our Cringe of the Week. Cringe of the Week.

And the Cringe of the Week this week comes in from Carl O. He says, check out Dave and Chuck the Freak, the Wednesday episode, beginning episode. Dave is doing something with frozen water and the sucking jokes commence. And then it turns into Dave choking and coughing on air. This is a syndicated morning radio show. What are you looking at me for? Just making a lot of noises over there.

Doing some weird stuff over there. I don't know, I turned away and. Well, because. What's happening? Sounds like your straw is stuck or something. I put my water bottle in the freezer and I think it froze a little bit. I'm trying to actively suck something through it. I didn't want to look like I was filleting something. That's what you were doing.

Yeah, and making quite a lot of noise. Did you hear that? I heard the noises. Jesus, he can suck a golf ball through a garden. This guy's got a powerful suck. Nice smoking. See what you did, Chuck. It's all your fault.

You're a buttface. I heard some sound. I've heard that sound before. Oh Jesus, God. Hold on on. I'm gonna need a second Yeah, it's a good start Wednesday gonna watch that throat. All right, he's the throat goat. See not have a cough button All right. This is what I just realized I just had an epiphany of just now No one's paying attention to morning radio, not even the bosses anymore.

Cheryl means showing up late. These guys are coughing and choking out air to start the show. If there's zero quality control going on in radio right now, which makes sense. Well, they care. They all sound the same. Yeah. Yeah. That's always been the case with these shows. Now, obviously it's October. October is upon us. The way we celebrate over here is with Jocktober reviewing some radio shows or ex-radio guys doing podcasts.

But October is an important month to another community. And I think that we should really acknowledge that and maybe even celebrate it. You are enough here at Queer Kid Stuff and Rainbow Storytime. Hi friends, welcome to Queer Kid Stuff. I'm Lins. And I'm Kitty! And this is Rainbow Storytime where we read our favorite LGBTQ plus picture books for all of you our friends. it is officially October which is our second favorite month of the year because it's LGBTQ plus history month yeah I didn't even know that did you know that Doug I hate you what I want LGBTQ plus history History Month! It's only once a year that we get to enjoy this month in Fags in History! Hey! Teddy, I have a question for you today. What is it, Linz? Have you ever seen a rainbow

flag before? Like this one? Yeah, of course I've seen a rainbow flag before, Linz! That's a dumb question. It's fucking holding out the one. Yeah, who's he playing? He's blind I'm so glad I love seeing rainbow flags flying all year round and Today we are going to be reading about how the rainbow flag came to be Did you know that someone invented the rainbow flag? No way. That's so Get him crow out of the ground. What do you mean someone invented a flag? Well, that's retarded So who's the name of this person linds?

I'm assuming linds is the person that wrote the book that's stacked up behind there all the same copies and white Honestly, she finds these books that are written by other people, at least that's what the front covers say when she goes through them. And then buys 20 copies of them? Yes, for some reason she has to own all of them. I bet it's not related to autism. Discounts in bulk. Discounts for buying bulk, Doug.

All right, well, this is exciting because they're going read a book about how the rainbow flag was invented now if you ask me Kind of seems like a lazy flag It's just like I mean rainbows already exist. We know what those colors are So I make that a flag just seems kind of obvious, but apparently there's this crazy backstory to it And so she's she's reading this book about this boy who grows up and he likes to draw pretty pictures with lots of colors and the dad rips him up and so he's sad and depressed and then for some reason this happens. Gilbert hated his dull flat uniform and he refused to shoot the gun they gave him.

I won't do it, he said. I'm not going to carry a gun. They made him do push-ups. They called him ugly names. But Gilbert wouldn't budge. The idea of shooting a gun made him feel sick. Pause it. So Please tell me that the next page is a cartoon

depiction of a beheading like wood. Yeah, they get out the guillotine. Let's find out They sent him to San Francisco where he would never have to pick up a gun It's not really explained why he joins the military by the way. I'm not sure why you would get to the military Oh, by the way, I'm kind of anti-gun like Okay That's not gonna work out. But let's see we need to go through what he does next Oh and look at all the colors in San Francisco.

Maybe this is the thing. Look at all the who in San Francisco, Jesus, Lance. No. Most dangerous book. Oh my gosh, he looks so much happier there. The day Gilbert arrived in San Francisco, he saw magic. Instead of the gray, dull, flat landscape of Kansas, there were rolling green hills,

the shimmering blue bay, and a cool white fog wafting over the Golden Gate Bridge. I love that right there. A cool white fog wafting over, and it's foggy, that's the definition of gray. I wanna go see whether it's not gray. Well, you're in San Francisco, that's pretty fucking gray here. Yeah, it's in your face. I's the definition of gray. I wanna go somewhere that's not gray. Well, you're in San Francisco. That's pretty fucking gray here.

Yeah, it's in your face. I think she wrote this book. It seems very dumb. It's really stupid. It's very dumb. Well, I know you guys wanna get to the exciting conclusion. Please. After she gets done reading this book

about inventing this amazing flag that must've taken a lot of creativity to come up with. Well, gold lame is expensive. This is her reaction to this book. Oh my gosh, that was an awesome story. Did you like that, Teddy? I loved it! We learned all about Gilbert Baker

and how he invented the rainbow flag that we know and love today. She is selling that a little bit too hard. Wow, this has been a great episode of Who Are These Pockets? Am I right about that, Doug? Nope, it's always great to be here. All right, my friends, we have lots more LGBTQ Plus History Month themed videos coming out for you

the rest of this month, so keep an eye out. We're also running a Kickstarter campaign for the very first Queer Kid Stuff coloring book. Oh my gosh a coloring book, friends! Yes, we're making our very first queer kid stuff coloring book. So all you got to do grown-ups head over to the link in our description or our website all of those places and you can get your very own queer kid stuff coloring book. As always, you can hang out with me and Teddy every week at Rainbow Storytime. Join the fun, we sing, we read books,

we show and tell together and build community. It is an absolute blast and you get to hang out with me and Teddy every week. She really needs to go to the Great Start Coffee shop. Oh, yes. Hang out with our buddy Dan Alexander. They would be made for each other. Yeah, it started out great, and then it would uh There be some sort of arguments

Oh, I think they'd be mashing some form of genitalia at each other after a couple hours of talking with each other not sure what Lins is these days in fact. Let's get an update on that. Let's see what's going on with our friend lins I've got a campaign update for you. I woke up this morning and the campaign hit $10,000 for me to be able to relaunch my web series Queer Kid Stuff and spread queer joy to the next generation. We are so, so close to our goal. We have $5,000 left to reach $15,000. That's our goal.

It's an all or nothing campaign. We have to hit that goal by this Friday, June 5. Wait a second. This is almost like Aaron Ibbul. We just need $5,000 by this Friday. It's like, Whoa, I need Chuck Plays at this point, people. So once I kick in $5,000, that'd be great. Maybe 10 of you could all chip in $1,000. So let's finish it up in the next five minutes. And if we can do that, then I can relaunch my web series finally after five years of

being offline. I am so excited to dream up what this next chapter of Queer Kid Stuff is with you, but I can't get there if I don't hit that goal. Every dollar truly, truly does matter. So whether you can only give one dollar or five dollars or if you want to get one of the sicker bundles for 25 thousand bucks by this Friday one dollar is not gonna do it I I'm sorry even one dollar help it won't it won't there's another side although there's

another side of this which is you don't need any money to do it it's free yes you could just do it you can just make your stupid show that has zero budget obviously, but if you do get five grand Can you buy a fucking puppet? Yeah, I get a puppet. Why this teddy bear sitting on your shoulders If you're gonna add it, you might as well make it nicer, you know That's totally fine all you gotta do is hit those buttons I'll let you know when we hit the goal I've got okay very well at least she pointed at the dislike button when she said that Alright, so I want to give you an update on this because we're all waiting for queer kids stuff to come back Spoiler that video I plays from last October not this October. She hasn't been putting out new content that much lately

So let's see what's going on with the Kickstarter and they need $15,000. They've hit $16,263 with 273 backers. Look at that. That means she has hit the goal. And then some. And then some! They've reached our $15,000 goal. And you can still give them money if you want, is what she's trying to say on this video. So I'm wondering, because this happened back in July, she said she needed it by June, but they got it in July. Where is the content? What is she doing with this stuff? Why aren't we getting new episodes of Queer Kid Stuff?

I'm looking out for it, I want it. I need it. We're all looking for it. You're the only one saying that She does break down. I'll give her credit I don't know if you saw that thing with godfrey was asking for $200,000 to make his stand-up special and you're like, why do you need that much never explained that just I need $200,000 at least she pretends To have put together a budget

Talent or production costs are%, talent and guests is 15%, post production 15%, rewards and shipping is 10%, and the Kickstarter fees is 5%. That does seem made up though. Those are very round numbers. Yeah, but the production costs, this better pay off, man. Yeah, that's a good point. The production is nothing.

It's an iPhone, and you're standing in a room and a disgusting stuffed bear So I was gonna see what's the breakdown of so production cost is 50 what's 55% of whatever 16,000? What's that like nine grand sure yeah, so nine thousand dollars of production costs So maybe she bought like a lighting package or something and it hasn't shipped yet Figure out So maybe she bought like a lighting package or something and it hasn't shipped yet I can't figure out that's a lot of she When did this thing end or when did she hit her goal in July early July? August September In a while all right, so let's get another update from Lind. What's going on?

I have changed to I came out as trans and non-binary and got gender affirming surgery and I came out as Let's hear that again. She came out as trans and non-binary Today I have changed to I came out as trans and non-binary and got gender-affirming surgery. So it's weird to me. Which you paid for. Yeah, right! That's the production cost right there.

Gotta get my tits removed. It's not cheap. Because if you're non-binary and then you also need gender-affirming surgery, that doesn't compute to me. And I'm trying to figure this out. I'm trying to navigate this. So everything up like a Barbie. Is that what it is?

Remove the nipples and sew everything up. Okay. Well, good on you. Good on you, Linds. I'm glad that your own propaganda is helping you out so much and paid for. That's crazy. Oh, I gotta go back to that video

where she's asking for money Because the comment section is actually very funny in here. There's not a lot of comments Chomo kids and can't go to get Chomo kids and can't go together, huh? Why not go for 20 years offline? I? Don't get it. Who's giving her money? Let's see Bumble knows it's hard to start conversations. Hey now to basic hi there Still know what about hello handsome

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Fuck you, YouTube. Oof. Who are those broads? I'm so confused. Speaking of LGBTQI plus history month, we have an update that Doug has brought us of our friend Stephanie Brie. I believe you brought us some clips, Doug, that you want to play for us? I did. You have them loaded ready? I do okay

so the last time there was a lot of feedback about people dipping out of the episode because of the Coughing and the spit up and the drool and yes all the noises that he was making and the how dirty His hands were and forearms was disgusting So I I pulled an episode and started clipping it and it was a lot of the same thing where it was coughing and hacking So I bailed on that and then just grabbed three of the most recent shorts Okay, that he's put up on YouTube So he's got a new look Got a cute and sexy now dyed dyed the hair nice. Okay. So the first one is the comedy rule of fours

I'm gonna ask you to pause it and then Tell me what the punchline is and I got I Just wanted to do a quick little video on four words that he is looking hotter you were right about that Not disappointing me there. I were right about that. Not disappointing me there. I just wanted to do a quick little video on four words that everybody says wrong. The first is crown. C R A Y O N. A lot of weirdos say cram. I don't get this. The second one is g i f. Internet geeks say jif but it's actually GIF and G UI you know Windows operating system

Macintosh etc is gooey like you know gooey gunk not chewy like the nerds want you to believe and the proper way to pronounce Donald Trump is pause okay let's see what kind of insult what kind of story is gonna come up with I'm gonna say Fat ass or something like that What do you think just okay? You're looking too high up on the tree look for lower fruit, okay? Frump All right, go ahead Nazi I Sure All right, go ahead not see Right a pretty good joke right there

Yeah, the comedy rule of fours We already got the pattern after two. It's and So I didn't know if it was the joke or the if that was a punchline or if he really thinks that's how you say Crayon no, it's not crown. It's no where's the crown. No, I know when he's when he spelled that I was like Well, what are we talking about now? I thought I was gonna say exact. She You know, there's certain words people can't pronounce but so I reached out to Lucy tight box because I Every time that I come on here. I'm just telling you right now. I'm going to bring something Stephanie brie related and I'm going to try to create a connection between Stephanie brie and Lucy tight box because I really want them to do a

Collaboration. Okay. So so I asked Lucy tight box if the shining was in her top 10 list of horror movies. Yep And then of course she said no, so it didn't help out. But play my clip. The Shining. I never have it out. If you're going to tell me.

I just want you to at least appreciate how passionate he is about something. OK, because I lack that passion in my life. Right. Yeah, I don't even like make videos shorts for YouTube where I give my opinion on shit. Because I just figure nobody cares. I don't really care that much either. But OK. If you're going to tell me The Shining is your favorite horror movie, I'm going to assume you're a lying sack of shit because there are only two legitimate, honest to God, real reasons that you can justify saying The the shining is your favorite horror movie Reason number one you have bad taste

If this is that why would you be a lying sack of shit like why would somebody lie about what their favorite movie is? But all right, let's find out what Stephanie says. It's the only fucking horror movie you've ever seen therefore It's the only one you like being your favorite by default or number two Therefore it's the only one you like being your favorite by default or number two You saw it when you were a kid with a dead relative and it holds some kind of special nostalgia for you I wouldn't have gone there. I don't think of the Chinese like I'm Reggie grandpa. How about Stanley Kubrick directed a horror movie? Yeah, how about that start there? Literally every other fucking person on the planet has no goddamn excuse Literally every other fucking person on the planet has no goddamn excuse

Look, it's no Evil Dead 2, but it's a good movie. I mean top 10 potentially I would say To say that's their favorite fucking horror movie go watch fucking anything else anything else the rain hereditary fucking Last house on the left goddamn anything else Don't tell me the shinings your favorite fucking horror movie because I don't fucking believe you and I never will It's a fucking stupid movie. I hate it Saying you have a favorite anything is really childish it is you can just appreciate things and don't even tell me your favorite color is blue I won't rest Don't even tell me your favorite color is blue. I won't rest

Don't even start with that Or is my favorite producer Chris Pat or as Frenchy says my favorite colors are pink blue and purple my favorite teams Yes, and the the last short is I am suggesting that this What what? Stephanie Brie comes up with here becomes a consequence on the creep off. Oh, I'm already nervous. This one's just more of a just for fun hypothetical,

but if you could have lunch with any person on the face of the earth and you knew that spending a day with this person was going to be the highlight of your life, where are you taking me and when can we go? I get it. Yeah, that's a lonely person right there. So not only do you have to hang with her, you got to pay for it. Well, I believe it'd be memorable. Well, I'll give you that yeah for sure

I would not forget about that anytime soon Let's just send Lucy Yeah, let's send Lucy. Let's rig a system where she loses the creep off and has to spin the wheel yeah, I Really want to see Carl sitting in that I'm assuming. It's a basement apartment sitting right next to the spit jug Yeah, I've been meaning to change that. I just I'm so not a fan of how dirty that person is all the time and they're constantly putting their hands by their face and shit. It can't be good for them. No, that's not a blunt.

Why is she inhaling it? Not a healthy person. Right. That's the least of Stephanie Bree's concern is touching the face. Fair enough. I understand that. All right, guys, this has been a very exciting week. Not only are we in Jocktober, but Jocktober the fourth is a special day in the dabble verse because a certain stuttering And John's birthday show opens up with a bang. I don't know if you've seen this, Doug. John loves to do a show on his birthday.

He wants everyone to give him money. He's hoping to make tons of super chat money on his birthday shows. And so you know, he's going to bring it. You know it's going to be an above average episode of the Stuttering John podcast. And let's see it here. But he knows that. Nope. And there's no volume at all.

His green screen was not centered as usual. I mean, this is just becoming it's not even it's not a bit that's the crazy thing it's not a bit but every single show starts wrong. Yeah this is his banter with himself. This is every single time he does it wrong. So this is amazing because this actually goes on for quite some time. I gotta scrub here until he figures out that his audio is not working. The thing that I don't understand, and I know you've mentioned this before, but he uses StreamYard, and they have that little,

before you go live, it has the little voice meter, so when you talk, you can see if everything's connected. It's got the camera, so you can see what the camera sees. I don't understand how this could happen over and over and over again. It's hard to do. I don't know how you don't look at yourself when you fire up stream air,

because as soon as you add yourself into the scene, you're the only thing you're looking at. How can you not see it? It's crazy to me. Does he think that's gonna magically turn on and center itself when he hits go? I don't understand. But I could see the audio being a problem because he has no way of monitoring correct But like Doug said there is obviously sure stream our doors visuals, but he's yeah an idiot

He's fucking stupid And so he was going out to do in his show for the first minute 20 or so and then finally he's looking at the chat They're like he's like, oh really? You know, he doesn't trust them But I guess a couple of the guys that he thinks are telling him the truth are telling him that trust him. Why? Yeah, look at this. This is what his show is. This is his big birthday show. He's just staring at the camera.

Well, this just proves another year goes by and I still fucking have no microphone. Another year goes by and I still fucking have no Microphone technological Savviness if you will Savviness yes. Yeah, or ability to speak properly Obviously sir Carl. I think you know this I used to be a raging alcoholic. I was really really bad I'm familiar with the way he looks right now. I know what that means from the night before yes

You know he's pale. He's pasty. Yeah, he tied one on the night before. He did. In fact, that's a perfect segue because I have John the night before. He hasn't been drunk on the internet in a very long time. And he went on Rob Saul's show and decided to get drunk with Rob Saul on Rob Saul show. So thank you, John, for this gift. He's giving us a gift on his birthday. Thank you. Very generous. This is guy that's got this channel monetized. He is a riveting personality from the Howard Stern show, the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. His book is available now. It's called Easy for You to Say, a movie. One too many. Ladies and gentlemen, the Duke is with us. Paced out, drunken asleep. One Mr. Stuttering, John Melendez. John, how are you? Sorry to disturb your sleep.

Okay. So John's doing his bit where he's pretending that he's sleeping, which nobody sleeps with their arm up. Your arm would fall immediately if you're on campus. Although if someone did, it would probably be him. He's got the claw. That's true. And Rob actually, for once, and I'm gonna point out how unprofessional Rob is during this segment, Rob for once actually had a semi-pro talk up,

an introduction, and, Suttering John, everybody! And John just had to go through with this stupid bit. And Rob's not enjoying this at all It does not pay off. But of course, there's gonna be a lot of fake laughter and then we time that this worked out really well Wake up, sir Maybe the sound of applause Is he doing it's a sleeping bit come on he sure is

It's a sleeping bit Come on. He sure is Hey Johnny, what's up, buddy? How are you? He should have just bailed he should have just taken them off screen and Something else that would have been funny, but no Rob needs John on this show so badly We're gonna find out that Rob's gonna make a ton of money on this Stream because John's on there and I want to point out I have this clip we'll get it on your board producer Chris this is Rob's fake laugh it happens a lot when he's talking to stuttering John I'm like listen for that that's when Rob is does not think anything remotely funny just happened but wants to pretend that it did

Because John's his buddy and now John has never been on Rob's show before This is the first time and they had just done a show together that afternoon when Rob was on John's show And so get ready for the first interview question from Rob Saul finally gets his big get John on his show Okay. Well John, how have you been since I've last seen you a couple hours ago? I've been good, I went to the pub for a little while, but I knew I had this fucking schedule, so. Oh, the schedule.

So I actually curtailed the beer count. I was like, okay. I know. Let me keep it to a, you know, just a very small number, like 15. So I'm happy that I'm here with all of you and Rob, I'm happy to finally do your show. Old itchy palms is back. It's been a while since we've seen old itchy palms. He doesn't drink on the show anymore. That's when his palms get real itchy.

So the first question was, how have you been? Good stuff, Rob. And we just talked a few hours ago. How you been, John? You think John's dynamite personality's just gonna take over and save your show after that? Yeah, why does he want him on the show? I mean, I'll tell you more.

My next clip explains it. John doesn't just show up and bring the energy and entertainment like we're seeing right now He also brings the eyeballs and the viewers. All right. Well, I and Not Jimmy Stewart five dollars. I am a nerdo He's an ergo. I don't know what that means There's a baseball league a long time ago, but okay. But he is, and I like, I love not Jimmy Stewart, and I see Reverend Billy, my man, is here.

Yeah. And a lot of the stuttering John crew is here. See, he brings people over to the point where he can name them one by one. It's so pathetic that this is where we've gotten to in John's life where he's like, Hey, I recognize that guy. There's another guy chatting that I've seen before. Look at me. I'm bringing over all these viewers out to your show. Rob, you're welcome. Here's Jody B's cash app. There's some super chats that come up that are hilarious. And these

are the super chats that wouldn't come up on John shell But Rob just puts them up and it's fun DK 499 Emmett. I'm at Harvard's parents weekends. I'll get a pic with gay Oscar so you remembered what he looks Says I'm at Harvard parents weekend. I'll get a pic with gay Oscar. So you remember what he looks like you deadbeat dad weekend I'll get a pic with gay Oscars you remember what he looks like you deadbeat dad sorry about that I had no idea what it said before I put it on this video so having never seen Rob's show before yeah and I probably never will right in this does he usually get super chance at all not many okay? He asks people to super chat him an insult him He's trying to get the same business model as that are in John right and people are like no fuck you you're asking for it

Yep, then no, but this is not even a show. It's a show about what they're doing That's the show So they never really do a segment or have a discussion. There's there's one attempt at it at one point I'll play that for you, but for the most part, it's just like, can you believe I'm here? I'm doing your show. Yeah, man. You're on my show. I've been wanting to do my show. Yeah. Well, here I am doing your show. Cool, man. Hey, there's a super chat. That's the guy watching my show right now. Yeah. Everyone's on the show. Watching the show. It's not a show. Fucking assholes. But the reason why we're here celebrating

is because it's a big weekend for my buddy John Melendez I promised Rob I would do it. I said I'd be half in the bag. So I was Completely accurate. I'm not even a quarter in the bag. I'm trying to get my neighbor to run. It's my birthday weekend Happy birthday Duke. It's my birthday weekend said the 59 year old adult man his birthday weekend that the 59 year old adult man his birthday weekend that's that's like a 24 year old woman saying yeah, yeah, I wonder has he ever talked to a 24 year old woman. Maybe he got that from somewhere Maybe

He learned more from Kate the Kate did from him. It's better than zoom. Ah he had a birthday week, so Fucking dorks. I know it's because they have nothing going on I don't give a shit about my birthday because every day is like an amazing day for me I have a great life. So I don't care about parties guys like this They're just like today is gonna be the day that it's gonna be a good day I'm gonna make some super chat people are gonna respect me I'm gonna get some well wishes from people for once cards with cash in them that'd be nice those type of people are the they're the fucking worse they always find a way to wedge it into the conversation yes either yeah

well yeah well since today's my birthday I'm gonna are you gonna sweep this up or not fuck I don't care my birthday's coming up Got a lot coming on for that So this guy the final boss gets a link and he shows up on the show and the final boss is just like a fan he's ever been on the show before but I think he's super chats or something John's like wow the final boss is here and this is Where things get very pathetic and you actually start to feel bad for John. All right, Duke. I'm gonna peace out It was nice seeing you. I'll let you interview with Rob. Thank you. Duke, I'm going to peace out. It was nice seeing you. I'll let you interview with Rob.

Wait, wait, wait, hold on. What? Where do you live? I don't know if I want to divulge that on this. No, what's the social security number? Uh, between New York, Connecticut and Massachusetts. I'll let you guess. All right. Well, the next time I'm in, I'm in New York, you know, let's hang. Yeah, I'm down. Well, I'll put it this way. My girlfriend is from the islands, so next time you're home.

There we go. And I'm going back there soon. Sounds good, dude. Because as you know, the Yankees are in the playoffs, so I might be going back to New York later. All right, let's go. It sounds great. He wants to hang out with this random guy the next time he's in New York. He is so lonely

It's gotten to a point even he can't believe Yeah, they guys like all right about that was that the random guy was like no. I mean I'm fine Yeah, the guy's just like you don't know where I live. I'm just happy to be on the show all right take it easy Well, we should hang out sometime, okay? Yeah, and his gestures and body language said he'd had enough of this show. Yeah, I'm out of here Oh, he literally was like yeah guys. I'll go and just like no no no hold on a second You want to buy me a beer sometime? Because you know it's gonna be like yeah, you hang with the Duke

You're probably gonna want to buy and show off your wealth for the Duke Right I'd buy, but I don gonna want to buy and show off your wealth for the Duke. Right. I'd buy, but I don't want to take that away from you. Dude, it's fucking crazy. This whole thing with the title of his car, you're following this, right, Doug? I am not. Okay. So John got pulled over.

He doesn't have his registration up to date because he didn't renew it and he has to get it registered in Florida. But in order to get his registration, he needs the title to his car, which beer sale, or Vegas beer sales Jerry has. And so John was on his show going, you gotta mail me the title to my car, I'll give you the money, I promise I'll give you the money. So it was obviously collateral for money

that was lent to him when he was in Vegas, which I'm guessing was at a blackjack table or something. Because we heard about this at Anthony Kumi's house, where they're playing poker and he sends the guy who he's with to go to the ATM to take out not John's money but his money to give him money so he can continue to play poker. I guarantee the same thing's happening at the black jack table in Vegas. So at least Jerry smart to be like, all

right, but I need some collateral for this and So John can't even get his car registered now because Jerry's not even returning his phone calls He just wants his money Jerry doesn't even want that fucking piece of shit car. I who would want that piece of shit car You're better off with a new Honda than a 2006 Mercedes C-Class All right, so this is another super chat that comes in that John does not like. Yeah. You know, those people, uh, Duke's Duke, John's, skimpy Halloween, $2 slow adult. Why not visit kids instead of buying a boat?

I would stop it. Any response to that? Do you keep putting the kids shit up there? The kids, I know it's a, oh my God. Yeah, listen listen, I'm going through as fast as I can but you put up some horrible shit about me on yours But you deserve Rob so used to just reacting to John with laughs. Why you keep putting kitchen up? Yeah, getcha. Oh, right. Yeah, that was About your family while you're buying a boat, you know, see your kids ever. That's a good point Whoops, I like how all these retards act like you can't see what comment you're getting ready to put on the screen There's no way to read a head dog. I mean, it's impossible. You know, many words that was that super chat

Almost a dozen Look at he possibly know Alright, so we're 20 minutes in at this point Rob has read maybe 10 Super Chats. Every single Super Chat is two or five dollars. He's averaging probably 250 a Super Chat. And then he says this. There you go.

I think I've already made more tonight than I've made this week in the first 20 minutes with the Duke on the show. Look at that, the Duke delivering. My word is my bond. Yes. Rob might be the worst broadcaster in all of the devil verse, and I'm including Joey C in that.

He can't put two or three words together without an er, er, er, I think that's the most buddy we've made. And more obnoxious than Aaron holding himself is Rob always doing this. He's looking at his phone, he's picking up his phone, he's doing this. There was a quick thing that happened in an earlier clip and we're gonna learn more about it.

Rob's all out of alcohol in his house and John's getting drunk, so Rob's like, well, I wanna be getting drunk so Rob's like well I want to be getting drunk so he called his neighbor on the phone during the show and said hey man will you make a run to the liquor store I'll give you my credit card and then he doesn't hear back for a little while and eventually he gets pissed off because the neighbor isn't calling back. This is very time like, yeah, we'll get this. And yeah, yeah.

My neighbor called. He said, are you ready to go to the liquor store? I asked him earlier. I'm like, can I give you my credit card? And he says, I'll call you back. Now. I don't hear from my, listen, I just can't walk out on an interview. We finally got the Duke.

You can't because not long after that he does just that I'm get my card well I told you Rob I haven't done a drunk show in a long time but but because you change the time to eat as like all right I'll do it cuz you know yeah hold on one second let me unlock my. So now he has to get up and walk away from his own show So they could unlock his door and put his credit card near there. So his neighbor can come over and grab it Look at all these people Now the dogs are going nuts What happened?

Now he's texting his neighbor. Let him know. You can come over. This is not a show. All right. Sorry about that. Trying. I'm trying to get Hash out dogs hash up

Yep, been too long. We have John here. All right. Do you guys want to find out what his order was? Yeah, yeah, all right. Let's say it's a six-pack It's actually more depressing than that. Oh if you can believe it check this out. It's amazing musketel Skittles could tell. Like two, three of those big white claws. Blood orange are in that third, they're in the freezer, like the single section. Single ones? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then get me 3.99 peanut butter. And get yourself something too. Thank you. There you go. What the fuck did you just want? Yeah, even Sean is a ball. Just some big white, just yeah, some shots and a couple, eight percent is a ball. Some big white, you see it. Some shots and a couple 8 percenters of a...

So, I'm familiar with 99 Bananas, right? And I thought he said 99 Peanut Butter? He said 399, so it's probably a little novelty bottle of Peanut Butter whiskey. Holy shit! Because when he said Peanut Butter, I'm like, Rob, that's the dog jokes. You can't say peanut butter Everyone's gonna make the joke in the connection there and I couldn't figure out is that what he's drinking? All right. I gotta back this up. This is this is an insane. This is a poor person order right here three single white claws from the cooler and

Then three shots or a 399 bottle three of those big And then three shots or a 399 bottle Yourself three three nine nine it could be 99 cent shots The 99 set airplane bottles with the cheapest shit possible Wow Shit the kids wouldn't drink That's crazy All right, thank you There you go what the fuck you just want

Clowning him for this I like it just tell me get a 12 pack. What are you doing? Some big what you see it. It's a surprise me wow. I mean, that's like a crazy So the best part of that was when he said and get yourself something Out of the bargain bin get it out of the bargain bin. Yeah, he literally just put it in order. That's $10 Maybe back get yourself something nice too. All right, cool. We need some Tito's. If that's fine. I got a handle of Tito's. Some some shots and a couple eight percenters of the white Claude.

That's good for my belly to where I don't gain weight and I have as much carbs and sugar as the beer, you know, yeah, I'm trying to keep in shape like the Duke you know this is getting depressing the blind leading the bland this is getting depressing right here okay so he's very excited to have people watching his show finally he can't believe it's going on we're uh winding in at almost uh 200 uh tonight uh there you go I told you almost 200 tonight. There you go. I told you almost 200. We're winding in. Never heard that phrase before. Let's let's hear that again. The shit you haven't.

Let's chew the shit. We're winding in at almost 200 tonight. There you go. I told you. We're winding in at almost two hundred. Bumble, bumble. John's hammered it. He's making more sense than Rob.

I'm telling you, Rob has to be, something must have happened to him because he used to be on the radio. I swear he's told me this. I don't know if he's lying. We're finding all these people that had brain damage. Yes. He's going to join the head games with Ray DeVito and frechie Hanna our new breakthrough game show

It's gonna be amazing All right Are you getting ready to move on from stuttering John? I have a few more clips, okay? I was gonna ask you if you could go back to the clip. Yeah where he was The Rob guy was talking about how much he's made in super chat so far. Yes. So as you said, when you were introducing it, they'd been going for about 20 minutes and he's made about $25, something like that. Correct. I want you to focus on John's face. If you can zoom in on it, that'd be great. But you would think that Rob is telling him,

this is the guy that donated a hundred thousand dollars to save my wife's kidneys or something. If you look at his face, he looks like, Oh gee, Willikers, you don't have to do this. There you go. I think I've already made more tonight than I've made this week. Uh, in the first 20 minutes with the Duke on on the show. Look at that. The Duke delivery. My word is my bond.

Yes. Yeah, he's just like, oh, stop it. I'm not here for the recognition. It's don't worry about it, man. Why is his hand always earned it? I don't know. Is it a circulation thing? But that would make it worse. It's very uncomfortable looking. I don't know is a circulation thing, but that would make it worse. It's very uncomfortable looking I

Don't understand that thing All right, so John has a hard out gonna be his co-host soon Yeah, if it does rock I understand he's used to have a dookie out there yeah All right John has a hard out at nine o'clock so the show started at eight He's got to get out of there by nine and let's find out why nine o'clock is my heart out though Oh, you're you're out at nine o'clock Well, Rob I she's is Rob can't get one sentence out

Without all of these pauses and stammers and uhs and ahs and he's just rewording what the man just said right fucking retarded It's difficult to do listen to this again Nine o'clock is my heart out though. Oh, yeah, you're you're out at nine o'clock Well, Rob, I you know, I do ham like a lot of great Sports right now. We got the What do you heart out of that? I have a lot of great sports right now John you got to go back to doing your show on your hammer. This is so much more fun and As soon as he was

Given the reason yeah, Rob go back and watch Rob. He didn't give a shit what John had to say He just picked up his phone and started texting. Oh, yeah He does this non-stop cuz he's jonesing for that liquor. He needs to get those white claws He needs so badly, so he's constantly fiding for that liquor he needs to get those white claws he needs so badly so he's constantly fidgeting and worried about that I do have like a lot of great sports right now we got the Falcons playing the Buccaneers and we got the Mets so I don't want to say I hope they lose I actually hope they win what is the score of the Mets game? Rob? Does that mean though?

Let me say, Hey Siri, what were those words? Does that be no, is that be here? Does that mean though? Let me say, Hey Siri, what's the score of the Mets game? The mass Brewer's game is scoreless in the bottom of the fifth inning in game three of the wild card. Jesus. That's exciting, Rob. That's called drama in the truest form.

I mean, that's, that's a level of drunk and stupid. We have not heard in some time out of stuttering John. He says it's juicier than ever. Yeah, it's so. Jesus, it's juicier than ever. Yeah, it's juicy, it's wet. Everything about this is wet, his brain, his mouth, the microphone. Jesus, see, that's exciting, Rob. That's called drama in the truest form.

Yeah. And I'm stuck with your ass. Well, listen, look at it. Look at this beautiful man on there. At least you're not with Carl. Rapsol's not gonna get any women. Ooh, that hurt him. I've not been brought up one time

and he immediately goes to that. Rapsol is so butt hurt that I said that he's an incel. It obviously hit very close to home for him Because he brings us up a lot of a clip coming up He's very upset with me about this and Rob's also tons of shit about me and my wife And we don't get upset because none of it's true It's so we don't give a shit because it's just Rob Saul

Trying to hurt our feelings and it doesn't work. All I said was that Rob will never get a girl again And he's very upset about it. And I think I'm living rent-free somewhere. I don't want to be Rob is poor This is proof of that you're saying John doesn't pay me. This is a payment right here already. I've Making some coin tonight and God knows John. I you know our conversations off air. I fucking need it And now on air. Yeah. Yeah. God knows. This is a guy who takes public transportation to his bartending job and then brags about having a career. I'm one of the guys with a career in this dabble verse. I have a job. I take a bus to a casino and do a daytime bartending shift and then he admits right there he's poor. Right. 25

bucks is a big deal to him. This is life-changing for him. So he brings on this loser that brings his insulting trolls over and it's a win. Oh this is totally a win. Now I mentioned this show isn't actually a show it's just these two guys talking about how they're talking to each other. Hey you see this? We're talking to each other. Yeah we are. Look at I'm over here. You're over there. We're both on the screen together. Two hours ago, we were talking to each other on a different channel. Right. That's pretty cool. Get us over here now. Finally, we get into the show content of the show. This is exciting. Rob's talking about his favorite Howard Stern show line up. And interjects here just to keep the conversation going.

Robin, Fred, Jackie and Billy. That's the crew. I'll tell you, Rob, if you had to choose between the who and the stones, who would you choose? All right. He goes, I don't know. I just thought it was the best when it was Billy West and Robin and Jackie and Fred. That's how drunk John is. That's how drunk he is. I'll tell you. He started the question with, I'll tell you, Rob.

I'll tell you, right? He's looking up to the ceiling. True. I'll tell you, Rob, if you had to choose between the who and the stones who you choose Good stuff John you're killing it. I really it really just comes down to Your feelings on bond Scott or Brian Johnson really is how everything is It's incredible All right. I have one more clip on here because

It's incredible. All right, I have one more clip on here because Rob's watching, and this is the second time they've done this. So Rob's on John's show and they're watching the clip where I call out Rob for being an incel and not being able to get any girls and knowing that. So for some reason, John's torturing with this again because he hated it the first time,

but John's playing it again. And this is Rob's big comeback. I'm sure she would love for a guy like me to pay attention to her. He's talking about my wife Jen. So what they're looking at right now for people who are listening to this, they're watching me, Vinny Paulino and producer Chris all in my studio watching Rob with Ray DeVito and check this out. I'm sure she would love for a guy like me to pay attention to her, but she's can only find a dweeby little losers that have no friends except internet buddies.

Is that the only time was he, how does he keep talking about you? He just plays the clip and just talks about the kid thing. Well, you know, I'm sure you're not happy about doing that. Not really. Yeah. Yeah. Carl is just a world class fucking dork and loser. That's one thing me and Chad Zuma can agree on. He's just the biggest dork and dweeb and just thinks he's so cool because Anthony Cunha does a show and just, uh, has no friends,

just sits on the internet all day pretending he's got buddies, um, and sits with that fucking old shriveled up hag, Jenny jingles, Jenny jingles. what a fucking disgusting, gross specimen. Good stuff, Rob. He just saw me with two of my friends in my studio. I'm the only guy in the Dammelverse who has friends over at their house where they do shows. Nobody else does that.

And Rob goes, Oh, this guy doesn't even have any friends. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say either. It's the worst argument he could have picked this guy's such a loser I just watched you Give your credit card to your neighbor because you don't own a car so that he could go on a run to buy you three white Claws and 99 cents shots

And you said that on the air And you said it out the air and you bright up making 25 bucks in super chats And you told John how poor you are and these are private conversations you have with stuttering John Melendez. You got to stop calling other people losers. I agree with chance you back on this. I'm sure you do. Yeah, story checks out makes perfect sense to me. I don't I don't really have I don't like shit talking people for what money they make or what money they don't make. Sure. But the angle that I'm taking on this or what I'm picking up on this is you hit on it when you said, I called him an in-cell and said he's never going to get a woman. Okay.

So you proved me wrong. Like, you know, when you're on the internet talking, you get a lot of people talking a lot of shit about you. It's part of it. Right. If people, when people call me fat, I have to process that either am I fat? Yes, or no, okay. Yes, okay. Do I like being called fat if I don't then do something about it or Brush it off. That's the that's the two things yeah if somebody says oh, you're an old man living in your mom's basement

Okay, do I live in my mom's basement? No therefore brush it off off it's easy to process this shit that that's what I'm trying to say you can tell when something really affects someone when they keep coming back to it and try to hurl insults back at you they think that are gonna make you feel bad Rob calls everyone a loser because he knows he's a loser sure that's why he thinks like the things that John does or he tries to scare us with fake lawsuits because he's afraid of lawsuits the thing that stands out to me is that name-calling just calling you a dork and a loser over and over doesn't do anything It might your ears might prick up if they were articulate sure any of these guys making an articulate point

You would listen to that of course yeah, it'd be interesting for once, but yeah being an internet personality You're numb to dork and loser of course I have and gay and ugly and I Think he was numb to dork and loser way before w8 But the reason why I bring up the money thing Doug is because I equate loser To a person who can't afford their own fucking life. That to me is what you're losing in life. If you can't pay your bills, you're you got to get a bus ride to work.

And you literally taking a loss. Yes, you need your neighbor to go get you white claws and cheap shots. That's a loser. That's the definition of it. That's fine. I mean, I've you could have been describing me a of it. Well, that's fine. I mean I've You could have been describing me a couple years ago. It's fine. I'd whatever Fucking loser I don't think that Rob sells you have the same story arc as you I don't think he's gonna rebound the way that you have I don't think John is going to either

But there's a reason why these people fight each other all right are you ready to catch or a polka-dabble I should say you're the polka-dabble with me I suck at these games I do too yeah but we're gonna believe me but I win every time when I'm in the car listen all right I've been doing terrible at this card has been kicking our ass but I feel good today good This is gonna be our big day. I think It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to poke a

Dabler I forgot that there was a Dracula potato. I have to admit that's kind of cute. It's very fun What do you say Doug Doug and Kaya? Are you man enough to poke a dabbler? Or are you chicken? Kyle Mann, any Leslie West stories, chug buddy, skull. Fuck. No, I think I have his guitar in Florida.

He signed me a guitar. I jammed with him. They opened was guitar in Florida. He signed me a guitar. I jammed with him. They opened for him in Manhattan. He was, but you know what? I love him. He was funny on the air, but he was a little bit of a guitar hog. And I say that, you know, not to disparage a dead man, but like when Joe Walsh and Leslie West played on the stage at Howard's birthday party at Woody's, Ron Wood's place downtown in Greenwich Village.

And we did the birthday party in there and Young MC was there. He did, that's where you got that, that's where you got that hip-hop version of, you know, of the Young MC with, you want it. Um, just bust a boom. It was all about the Stern show. And by the way, he was Oh, the hip hop version of Buster. Right. Thanks for clarifying that. It was that country in Western version that really took the charts by still. Yes. That's my favorite version. It was all about the Stern Stern show That's what that happened. And by the way, he was banging Amy Lynn the penthouse payment, but Joe was was on stage with Leslie and Leslie kept

bullying guitar solos and Joe was just like Like Joe's like a class act Leslie was just a like he had to prove he was better than Joe. He had that thing going in his head you know. But we all know Joe Walsh had fucking immense way more success than Leslie did. Leslie's biggest regret is because his fucking manager told him to not play Woodstock. What did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, like the dues payer moving to Alabama.

B, like Levi trashing Howard and Beth. Next, that's like Jackie leaving Stern. Next, that's like Jackie leaving Stern. Four, like mine is I never played football. And lastly, like Artie ruining his life with drugs. Damn. To poke a dappler. What is the chat saying? Cause it could be any of these Hughes he says it's number three

Jackie leaving Stern silent shape thinks how old do you think this clip is next? Well, it's the beard period so over a year ago. So who is he pissed at the most at that time? Well, he's always pissed at Dews pay her. Yeah All right I'm going to go with, cause I think it'd be the funniest if he says, Levi trashing Howard and Beth because that's why John's on the outs with them. It'd be funny if he talks about Levi doing that. What do you think Doug? I'm going with next Jackie leaving Stern. Yeah, that's very possible. What do you think

producer Chris going with lastly already on drugs? All right, let's find out Leslie's biggest regret is because this fucking manages told them to not play woodstock That that's like Jackie leaving the stern Joe Mental mistake Yes Very good broke the spell. Thank you fucking Cardiff down. Thank you for that Big or a team Skull now we're team I didn't hear the victory lap song

We're not that big of a team That's like Jackie leaving the Stern Show. That's one of those monumental mistakes. Skoll, thoughts on the Trump mugshot. I think it's ridiculous. He's trying to look tough. The guy has never had a fight in his life. Look at these hands.

These are hands that never fucking worked a day in their lives. You know, Kevin Quinn. You know. It's great. Yeah, so I, so Leslie, you know, he just, I think he had the regrets from that. He never got that his proper but really what he had to I only know one song from fucking Mountain to have to put the mountain that's just stuttering. I only know one

Which is Mississippi Queen the other one Nantucket Slave Ride. I don't know if I heard I wouldn't know it's him So you never the other ones like I can sing ten of them. What a moron Should be chopped me. I'll sing ten Joe Wall songs. Just like you know a few lines Miami Loco, there's one bucks put one of your original songs the background of your stream That way they can't use your footage to make fun of you Hmm. That's how it started. That's a great idea Miami Loco thanks douche wow wow but that means that's a play though right no but gave it away seems like a lot of work nope none at that actually it's in stream yard

That's all for this time come back next time to find out if you are man enough to poke a Dabler brought to you by dabble verse TV go to dabble verse TV right now and Click follow on my rumble channel because if I don't hit the goal you're not gonna like what happens next double verse on TV sit Eugene sit good dog I like how John said he didn't want to-mouth somebody that's dead and then spent 15 minutes Just shit talking to the guy into the ground. Yes, and I would love to see what he's talking about at this show

I guarantee Joe Walsh wasn't said they're going what the fuck man like John you could tell that he creates these own realities Because every time he talks about something that he was in it's like that's how it happened at all So Leslie West was a regular on the Stern show? Yes. Yeah. Howard's a huge fan. I guarantee he somehow slighted John in studio. Yes. Correct. Very good. Guys, what have we done today? We waited for our Turkish friend to show up and that didn't happen, but we did talk about the Breakfast Club with DJ

Envy and Charlamagne the God and of course, Jess Hilarious who Doug really enjoyed on that show. Big fan. Dave and Chuck the Freak were our cringe of the week. Queer Kid Stuff made their goal. I want answers. Where is my show? Where is my new episodes of Queer Good Stuff? We're celebrating LGBTQI History Month with Stephanie Buree and an update on Stephanie stuttering Johnna's big birthday show this week and went on Rob Sal's show. Finally got drunk. Doug was able to poke a dabble or so. that means type for everyone's favorite part of the show. That's right. This is the part of the show where we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts. Normally we would do that, but today I'm not.

So I don't know what we're going to review yet. I got Adam Bush coming back on the show. That's great. Yes. We're gonna review yet. I got Adam Bush coming back on the show. That's great. Yes, very exciting to have Adam come back on and I got to figure out I know he grew up in Like I think Long Island So I got to figure out there's any like radio shows That he used to be into that'd be interesting to take a look at if not You guys have been sending in a lot of great suggestions of the discord and emails So thank you for that keep those coming for continue to celebrate jocktober and We should do brother. We's one of these days Jody B. We should I have a rule about Rochester shows

I try not to do that, but That might not be a bad idea Why is that yeah, cuz I'm not trying to start beefs with people Oh, you never know it Because i'm not trying to start beefs with people Huh, you'll never know it The show has always been a review show if you want to review me back. That's fine. We'll play clips of it i'm, not actually trying to start a feud with people I feel like with wheeze he would take it in a way that he's

He already doesn't like me for the open skin. Yes. He's very thin-skinned. It's not just you Yeah, he knows a lot of people. I don't know if you realize this girl We we reviewed a show for 30 minutes and then spent an hour and 20 minutes listening to people badmouth you and then you responding back. You're right, that's a good point. It's almost like I'm feuding with people or something. Here, you're bringing us a good point there, Doug,

and you can hear even more good points if you check out Who's Right, the show that Doug does with his buddy Anthony. You can find that on YouTube. You should subscribe, hit the notifications. How's that going, Doug? Still having fun. Nice.

I like your new set where you have curtains behind you. You guys have a uniform look. Yeah, it's just fucking green screen. It's very professional. Oh, you fooled me. I figured you actually went out and bought some curtains now you still do a audio podcast people can subscribe to you as well Yeah, you can find everything at who's right podcast.com who's right podcast.com including that link to patreon pay Doug your money Do you hit the goal yet this week?

We're about $27,000 short of the goal this week? We're about $27,000 short of the goal this week. God damn it, guys, I need everyone to chip in. Every dollar counts. If we got 27,000 people to chip in a buck, that would work. If we got 13,500 to chip in two bucks, that would do it. And any money spent at ArizonaBeyCandy.com also go towards the goal. Yeah.

Arizona Bay, I should get a reorder of that. That's some very good candy. It's very good candy, so. I'm not a reorder of that. There's some very good. It's very good candy So I'm not a candy guy, and I like that no good It's not so overly sweet at least the the ones that I really enjoyed We're the thing that we're dipping into now, which you don't give a shit. I'll you know what I'll send you some that way You'll give a shit We have a baker that sends us cereal bars, and then we run them the freeze-dried machine. So we've got like fruit loop cereal bars

So fucking good. Awesome Arizona baked candy.com jody b says use the promo code po boys for 15 off that fucking weasel motherfucker, man He's fucking everywhere He really is It's a problem. Well, doug. thank you so much for being on the show today. We always appreciate you being here. We're going to play some voicemail. So if you want to hang out and hear what the people have to say, we'd love to have you around. Okay. All right. First though, we have to get caught up on what's going on on the internet with our internet news segment with Lucy Tightbox. Christopher Martin inquires Carl I've been meaning to ask you what happened to kindy I haven't seen her on your show for months John Kelvin theorizes I like

to believe that the review girls Lady K doesn't like he enlists in the military Lin o'pines all-star cast this week if you ignore that JDI guy and Derek from Texas suggests stick with the Templeton voice coach guy that was fascinating American thighs grapes these guys ares. Brian Vivaro wants clarification. Are you talking about Kaia and Mean Doug? Ryan Q asks, is Andy over his suspension from the shitty audio he brought in? Average cracker is impressed. Nice bitch tits Andy. Are you competing with the other show whores? If you squeeze them together you'll have a better shot, in my opinion. Trucker Andy replies, the camera adds two cup sizes.

Try not to get so horny. From Reddit, Oliver Westlakes invites us this week to something nice to Patrick Michael. Run with Cocoa Notes. He's started more podcasts than anyone else. That's something, right? I'm not an athlete, offers. He has the biggest headphone collection in podcasting. Educational Share.

He's pretty good at naming his podcasts. PerseusAWC gushes that Frenchy Hana segment was gold, Carl. Make head games happen! Chavannab Concurrs. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Baloney Cannon shares, now that I know Frenchy legit has brain damage because of an accident, it felt like they were punching down on a hapless, slow adult, short-busser, R-word, whatever I'm allowed to call her. Still would totally watch head games, though.

Babe Butters reminds us. Y'all forgot about Patty Pukewater? He has brain damage. And from YouTube, OmegaWolf comments. It's wild to me that she has a podcast named Pure Genuine and the word she can't pronounce is pure. Jack Sampson forever poses this. What if she used to be Dr. Frenchy Hanna? Nikki Potnick riffs. If she is a journalist, then Johnny Crutches is a marathon runner. And Creepy Robsta plays us out with just your average journalist in 2024.

Oh, those people on the internet, what don't they say? Am I right? Let's Hear what the other folks have to say calling into our voicemail line Which you can find on who are these dot-com you get the phone number call in Hey, it's Mondays Hey Carl, um last week you promised Vinny and Tom Myers

You know, I think Tom Byers, but you're funny. It's It's funny to see Vinny get mad at Tom Myers for being a hat comedian. But that never happened in the new episode, buddy. I got my hopes up for nothing. You screwed me, Hamburger. Don't call me back. Ah, sorry, Monday. I did play one joke at the end of Tom Myers. I did sneak one in.

Just a piss Tom Myers is my favorite reoccurring character on here is he he's one of my favorites too because it's so consistently bad I don't have to worry when I see Tom. I dropped new episode. I have to sit there be like I hope it's clippable Right through it. You have to discard stuff. Yeah, it's it's very easy Tom Myers and Pat Oates is a great combination. Yes. Good point. Here is Nate from Flint talking about the book that he sent me that he wrote. Hey, Carl, this is Nate from Flint, Michigan. Yes, my book is legitimate. It was legitimately published. I wanted it to go to Andy because in

H politics and one of the premises of the book is that we don't need government to fix our country. But it seems like she's the only one there who is a reader. She was actually reading it in the clip where you guys open the box. So you might want to just give it to Lucy, and I might want to rethink my presuppositions about breeding habits of whores. Take care now buddy. Sheesh, what are you trying to say? Don't beat her on the bush, just come out with it. What do you mean by that? Speaking of gifts people send us, I do appreciate it. I forgot to talk about

this last time, but I've been giving it out to everyone. Earth and Fire. This came in from Joshua. He says you discussed custom seasoning blends and your show recently since you're always asking for stuff. I thought I would send you my custom blind. Sorry. I'm a lot of drugs and hot sauce. I put a lot of work developing this spice blend.

I dry and grind the chilies that make up the fire portion of the evenings, etc. etc. etc. Explains a lot about the process. He does this for fun it's not for sale and i did give these out to uh andy and lucy and chris and i'll get one to vinnie next time i see him so thank you for sending those in joshua can't wait to try it it is delicious

oh you tried it already very well balanced oh yeah would you put it on? tenderloin I had two of them one of them I did in Shiner Bach and silk City dabble sauce and The other I just did with the dry rub of that and they're both delicious nice very different which one made the made it juicier Well tenderloin it's pretty juicy. So the marinade the beer marinated one was juicier. Well, tendril is pretty juicy. So the marinade, the beer marinated one was juicier. It's a call back to that shitty chef. I picked up on it. Oh, that was one of why you're asking. Yeah, you see that pink? Sure is pink. Why are you going after Ken Tamplin? He said he started out as a guitar player. He didn't say he kept his chops up.

Just from watching his video, he can obviously play the guitar. He's real good. He could be in a surf band, no problem. But he probably recorded the solo ahead of time at like 75% speed and sped it up and just mined over it like thousands of other YouTubers do. And about singing, just because Chris Cornell sounds like Chris Cornell doesn't mean you will. If you take Ken Tamplin's classes, it might make you a better singer. And if it does, that's all you need. Right when they came out, I legally downloaded them

for free. And I immediately saw that he was a bullshitter. So if exercises are still helpful, and you should take his classes and see what happens Call me back. Is that a ken tamplin apologist calling into the show right there? Sounded like it weird All right, do most youtubers record their guitar souls at 75 speed and Speed them up and then mime them. I don't think so I watch a lot of guys who play guitar on youtube you do they play guitar and all the ones I see anyway That could be crazy Gary and San Diego calling in about the title to John's car Honey, Benny, you've been working on these spreadsheets all morning. What the heck is going on?

well Stuttering John that's what's going on. I finally figured it out though He took off for New York and Florida but on the way he stopped off in Vegas. That's where the glitch happened. In Vegas he stayed with Vegas Beer Sales Jerry for three or four days and the glitch was he lost his entire nest egg in Vegas. All that money, three or four or 5,000 bucks that he likes to carry with him on the way to Florida. So before he said, before he left Vegas, he says Jerry, Jerry, I lost my nest egg,

can you help me out here? Just front me three or 4,000 bucks. Well, Jerry's not stupid. He says, yeah, John, I'll give you the money, but I'm going to need some collateral. John goes, yeah okay, I'll give you my pink slip, my title to my car, and my Harley. You can't lose. Here's the title, give me the money. Then John took off on his merry way to the wedding in New York and Florida yeah, yeah well in the meantime

John said he Didn't pay Jerry and Don that's right. He said oh, don't worry Jerry about the money That's the money he borrowed from Jerry Anyway right now Jerry sitting there with two titles to car and a motorcycle and John's in a dilemma. He's got to come up with the money to get his title to clear his ticket. Anyway, that's what I figured out. John's a real mensome brain. Anyway, that's the story.

John, quit your goddamn lip smacking. Yes. Rock and Rolla. I saw someone pointing this out and dabble is anonymous. I couldn't agree more. John's new style is this shouty staccato style of talking. It's like so obnoxious. Sounds like our friend Mike's dog. Yes. It is like that Gary did call back again Just today. Hey Karl and crew

How much money did John blow at the blackjack tables before he was forced to ask Vegas Jerry for a loan? He's really I'm gonna get the tape coral How much do you think it was three four five thousand? Anyway, I'm willing to give John Two three thousand dollars if you could quit lip-smacking for an entire show, okay Good luck with that. Rock and roll, huh? What's funny here is that I bet it's like 500 bucks.

Right. It's not even, no one in their right mind would give John three or $4,000. And a guy who sells beer is not sitting on a fortune. He lives in Vegas, not sitting on a fortune. So lives in Vegas that sitting on a fortune So I bet it's something that would blow our minds 400 bucks or something like that Just like I don't forget enough for gas money to finish the trip right because he wasn't staying at nice Hotels or anything on the way probably some of this car a few times. He didn't broadcast every night

It's true that he was doing it. So just FYI Aaron impulse has already tried to white labeling thing You should pay more attention to other people have been paying attention to him longer. I guess maybe my help But yeah, it's April's magic bean coffee. It's still for sale. Even though she's not a part of the show what and they never sold any So like I think they might have sold one or two. Yeah. Yeah been there done that he can't do that either I might have sold one or two. Yeah. Yeah been there done that he can't do that either I so I know they tried to do coffee was it really called April's magic bean coffee. I think that was one of the flavors Yeah, really? Doug can we ever get you on this little piggy would that ever work out in your schedule? Do you always do it at the same time? Yeah, Friday's at 4

I think that that might be rough might be tough Especially when you ask me Friday at 330 That's why I'm asking you now so we can schedule in advance Carl as the eddies are kicking in quite nicely. It's time for me to lead another of my slightly off-color voicemails Again to advise people they are missing out if they don't pay for your content. Agreed. I choose to use Patreon at patreon.com

slash who are these podcasts. Your latest episode featuring a fit Instagram model from a radio station with a zoom in on her ass, very much appreciated. Bikini Jiggling a little later on with two wee hotties. And then I would say finally, only because I haven't finished the show yet, but the stroked out chef with the world's longest blink.

And just the fact that he just looks like fucking shit. He's such not a good role model for his carnivore diet. Anyway, yeah, everyone should sign up. Hey, Siri, hang up. Hey, Siri, resume playback of my easy for you to say by stuttering john audio book that I got for free that you helped me download in fact from Carl's Patreon that one time. Hang on. Don't do it, sir. Oh, fuck.

Sorry, Carl. That's a weird order to get to Siri. Hey, sir, remember when we did that thing that time? That's what we're talking about. John's gonna hear that. It's gonna be a problem for us. Yeah. KP on that mojo in the morning.

Holy shit. I've never pulled more Instagram photos for a podcast review before. Yeah, you were very thorough that day. Yeah, I usually don't pull any. This time I pulled like five or six, I think. I saw you printed some out. I don't know what my computer's gonna crash.

It could die tomorrow, who knows? Heart drives fail, you never know. All right. One more voice mail. Hey Carl, why don't you go to www.silkcityhotsauce.com and use promo code W a T P. Why don't I actually, that sounds like a great idea because there's that fantastic Rochester hot sauce. A little dabble. Do? Doug, thanks again for coming on the show. Great to see you. We got to get it scheduled with you and Kaia next time. Looking forward to it. All right. Sounds good. I always enjoy coming on. I just don't want to do Octobers anymore.

Understandable. That was, I thought the Burkman's Cup was going to be way more crazy than that. Yeah, it is really mundane. I thought club was going to be way more crazy than that. Yeah. It is really mundane. I thought it was going to be the most dangerous show on the internet. That's what they say it is. And I hear clips from it from time to time. They do interviews and hear like some crazy things that come out. But apparently day to day, it's just a whole bunch of nothing.

It's actually less than just like all the others. I even went through, like I was saying, there's the BET had their top 10 moments over the years and that When I showed he's the only one that was interesting So and that even that was just like interesting because it wasn't interesting at all. Yeah, right Yes, thank you for tuning in bye Okay, bye. Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye. Bye. I'm bleeding generously, cuz I got a bloody ass, bloody ass love.

Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Bye. A plane has hit. I rewatch it. Carly. Boom. Fuck his mom.

Boom. Welcome to Who Are These Podcasts? White Power. A plane has hit, I rewatch it, Carly. Boom. Fuck your mom. Boom. Boom. Welcome to Who Are These Podcasts? White Power. I gotta go.

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