Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep56 - The Comedy Button

Episode Date: April 24, 2017

This week's episode features our review of a show called The Comedy Button.  A show that is more button than comedy or something, we don't know... we haven't thought of any jokes for this episode description.  Karl is in Vegas and Kevin is in his boring apartment for this one and miraculously no impressions were attempted by Kevin (actually he tried to put a Nic Cage in but thought better of it).  Anyways, the Comedy Button is a show that you can listen to if you like to listen to things.  How's that for a quick review? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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W-A-T-P everybody. Hello and welcome to W-A-T-P. I'm your host Kevin, with me here's always this Carl. I want to remind everyone you can check out the show. Leave us some feedback on iTunes. You can connect to the show at who are these calm we're on Facebook and Twitter at who are these pod Today's show will be reviewing the comedy button as Always we are both listening to the episode separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand

So let's get into it. How you doing girl? Kevin I'm great. I'm here in Las Vegas looking out my window at New York, New York. Going to see Macedon. He goes to death medallator tonight. Things are good. Very, very nice. Only down a few hundred dollars. It needs a good. Have you played any good slot machines in shit? I don't play the slots. I've been playing Blackjack and Crap's and had that, you know, a couple of good runs and a lot more bad runs. Yes, I'm the opposite.

That's all I do is play goofy slot machines, but I'm there. Well, my wife actually did very well at Willy Wonka. There are a ton of Willy Wonka slot machines there. Yes, there are. My favorite is the classic Batman one. Oh yeah, that one's cool. Yeah, if you find that one, and the Cosopolitan actually has one, it's a dumb and dumber one which I thought was really really good. Anyway, so yeah, you're a remote, you're in my time zone for a change. So yeah, we're recording at the same actual time of the day, which is nice. And we reviewed the comedy button, which was this show. I just wanted to make a statement. It's called the comedy button. The word comedy is in the title. And it's been

around for six years. It started in 2011. It's got a ton of positive reviews on iTunes and I expected better, I guess. You think that these guys would have some type of, I don't know, some rapport, some fluidity. Yeah, actually, I thought it was, I mean, as far as interrelations with the people on there, I thought they were, they had a decent rapport. I mean, that part of it seems to be okay with it. It's a little, we mentioned last week too.

It's just a little too much when you've got five people on microphones all talking at the same time. It's very confusing. It's never a good thing when you have that many people on a show, we were talking about it last week, it's like a morning zoo kind of thing. It's just give everybody a microphone so they can chime in, whether they're the intern or the producer,

or everyone's got a mic. Yeah, yeah, so it's a bit difficult to try to follow any one kind of logical thought that any of them are having. So it starts off like mid conversation. I was so confused the way this show just came right out of the gates talking about shit that I had no idea what they're talking about. All right, so let me play a clip.

This one I think sums up the show for me. It's a little bit longer, but I think this is a good representation of what we listen to for 53 or so minutes. It's just guys all talking and trying to make jokes. Play Track 3. We're not, well, what's funny is that you and I are the biggest cucks in the room right now. Yeah, just why could you drink your champagne?

Yeah, exactly. And so like, you'd think we'd get it the most. I just watched room right now. Yeah, just why cuz you're drinking champagne. Yeah, exactly. And so like you think we'd get it the most. I just watched you in Scott high five. So essentially I really you've been friendship cuck. Yeah, I get it. And so one of my closest friends. So I didn't high five. I watched you high five. And Scott, you don't have to like you can be honest, but yeah, how did that high five compare to Max's high five? Yours is much better. It was a lot much more satisfying. Half-mast right now. Like Max is that make Max Max makes a cool noise but yours I imagined a freeze frame and stars bursting out. The thing is that my hand is so much bigger than Max. Your hands also saw your hands all stretched out. No. It seems like

there's been no laughs. What do you mean? I'm not. Kevin that clip reminds me of the big bang theory when they take the, uh, the laugh track out. Oh, I don't have, have, have, does somebody do that on YouTube or something? Yeah, actually, you haven't heard that before? No, no, no. Play this time. There's a track I have on here. It's called, uh, this goes after track three. This is the big bang theory when you take the laugh track out

and you realize that there's just no jokes. Ah, This is the big bang theory when you take the laugh check out and you realize that there's just no jokes Nothing makes beer tastes better than cool clear Rocky Mountain spring water You have the Rocky Mountains anyway Philadelphia Really, I thought there were out west some place think about it Raj where did the movie Rocky take place? Don't throw out West some place. Think about it, Raj. Where did the movie Rocky take place? For the Delfield. Okay, now I get it.

It's pretty much the same thing without the pause for the lap track. This is what it sounded like to me. That's what the whole show sounded like to me. Guys, yeah. So, Kevin, I took that same clip that I just played for you from the show. And I put in, every time I think someone was trying to make a joke, I acknowledged that the joke did not go over well. Play track four.

Well, it's funny is that you and I are the biggest cucks in the room right now. Yeah, just why could you drink you champagne? Yeah. Exactly. And so like you think we'd get it the most. I just watched you in Scott high five. So essentially, I feel like you've been friendship. Yeah. One of my closest friends. So I didn't high five. I watched you high five. And Scott, you don't have to like you can be honest, but how did that high five compare to Max's high five yours is much better?

Much more high on a fucking half-master right now like Max. What is that make Max Max makes a cool noise But yours I imagined a freeze frame and stars bursting out the thing is that my hand is so much bigger than Max Your hands are so soft your hands are It seems like your hand full stretch. No. It seems like... Oh shit. Remember the word comedy is in the title of the show. Alright, I just want to point that out.

Now, these guys have probably stumbled upon our show ago. These guys aren't funny either. We didn't put the word comedy in the title of our show. Alright, that's all. That's the difference. Yeah, I... There's one point like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, a just a normal term. Right. I just thought that was kind of I needed to address that for some reason. Like I'm like, well, maybe it's me. Maybe I didn't know this term, but now I hear it all the fucking time. Like people just throw it around like it's no big deal.

Anyway, I just think it back to what I was saying. I don't know why. I'm going to get your cuckold rants. You can go for that. At one point, they're talking about a thousand things, but one of the things they talk about is the trashcan icon. Right. But I thought it was really funny because I'm like, oh, they're talking a ton about trash cans, and then of course, after we review their podcast podcasts are fucking logo has a giant trash can on it. So right, but this is just a cool clip of that. How about it? Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. There's always a JPEG of a trash can. It's always a shitty little bit of a trash

We are rapidly approaching that point where the thing that we recognize as being like, oh, it's the recycle bin It's a trash can. Is joining the fucking, the pink eraser and the floppy disk as the save file and the eraser, whatever, the pencil? Or for the show, a thumbs down icon. Right. I actually have a clip on here that goes right after that.

Play track six. A telephone on your telephone being the shape of a receiver. Old tiny telephone. Yeah, that should just be a picture of your mom. Be more funny. We're gonna give a lot of use out of that fucking sound effect there. Oh yeah, there's a lot of car crashes on this show. Before warned. So then they get into this whole conversation around getting incorrect phone calls and text messages. Yeah. So they're talking about that and then this hilarious conversation ensues. Play track seven. Hey Jake, can you come in at three today? We need you to be there a little bit earlier

I don't know who Jake is and I don't have to ever go into three at anything But I'm always just like how about I come in at seven drunk and you eat my pants I actually took that to it. I just wrote eat my pants This is this guy's hilarious banter off the cuff. Yeah, how about I come in and do you eat my pants? I told him. I thought that was, I'm like, is that a saying? I didn't realize like, you know,

Cuck, like something that was, you know, that's new and the hip kids are saying. Right. No, I have this. I have another, I have another example of that number track 10 on here. He gets a text about about voting. That's like an incorrect number or a spam text and he talks about how he's responds to that. The people text me and they'll be like, hey, do you want to talk about about voting? And I was just and I'm like, I have Sony pictures on my phone. I can send you like, I can send you.

That's possible. Yeah, I think you like a picture of trash. I saw. Is that the first thing you'd think of with pictures on your phone? He takes pictures of trash that he saw. He's going to respond to a spam text with a picture of garbage. With what's, I don't get it. I don't get that job.

That's what it is. I was thinking like watch out Jim 14. The telemarketers have a new enemy out there. It's this guy with his pictures trash. It's cocky anchors. Yeah, so yeah, it's 50 whatever 55 minutes of this kind of Crazy pace because they're constantly fucking talking But but I do like they went into Barcaids which you know if you know me you know as a big deal in my life for some reason They talked about our Cades for more than half of the show. Yeah, and they touch upon ground control and Portland

and quarter world, which opened up after I moved from Portland. I used to be like, yeah, I was going to say. So Kevin and I have hung out a total of three times over the last five years, but one of the clients, one of those times, we were in Portland together and we went to ground control right and so you were talking about that I was like oh cool I've actually been there I know what they're talking about they're like yeah that

place sucks compared to quarter world or whatever like yeah what the fuck Kevin yeah quarter world wasn't open yet but yeah I know exactly where it is they were talking about how it's like three movie theaters full of arcade games yeah yeah it's not a movie theaters full of arcade games. Yeah, yeah It's not a pretty impressive. Yeah, it used to be a there was another place they were talking about Kevin called soda pop Pinskies. Yes, it's a Tyson's punch out themed arcade. I was like, okay now jealous. Yeah, I looked it up actually Yeah, well because I know somebody that lives in San Fran and I was like he should go check this out Yeah, they have like drinks mate like themed after

Punch out and then they've got whatever like this giant Screen or something where you could play any S games and I'm assuming punch out Being one of them, but yeah, I don't have that one. Yeah, that's the one I don't have. Now they don't have a Mike Tyson's version. They have like the after he got a convicted of rape version, which was just, you know, punch out. Well, there's another bar. It's not as popular. It's called Duck Hunt.

Not as popular of a bar. A lot of people don't really hang out there very much. All right. Gotta be fair. For 17, I call this, these guys love ruining jokes. Play the clip and I'll explain. What's the word for the feeling that you would feel when you'd see a kid climb up on a ski ball machine and just shove the balls in the hole in the back? Envy.

Yeah. And for me it was like a disgust. So the guy goes, what's the name of the feeling when you see someone cheating at ski ball? And the guy actually has a decent quick one-liner envy, which they should have just, all right, he nailed it, moving on. The other guy's like, well, I don't know, it kind of bumps me out because that's not really fair. Like, wow, dude, did you really have to say that? Yeah, well, they're all stepping on each other because everyone wants to be the funny one, you know what I mean? They all want to, well, I thought it's so hard to clip this show because I'd want to have a clip of this

guy saying this thing, but there's three people talking over it. Right. It's what sounded really weird when I tried to isolate the clip and, yeah, it was way too much talking. If I could sum up this show, it's no format way too much talking. What these guys need is some, I can't believe they've been around for six years. There's no format to it. They just turn on the microphones and you're in the middle of some boring conversation with

nerds and away you go. They're a little bit self-aware, which is amazing. Track five, they actually call this out that they're like, why are we recording this? And then we're going to put it up as if it's a show. What a weird fucking show to record. Yeah. Like release a record. Yeah.

To record it and then not only record it but then to physically drag the file into the upload. Hello exactly. Stop that one spotted. I've said that many times about our show. When we're finished I'm like oh, I'm gonna upload this now. I have a track on here. I have a lot of tracks and I apologize. I just clip when I hear these shows, I'm like, everything is worth playing.

Track 15 is called the world's most boring observation it's naive of us to to believe that every mini golf course is unique and I would have to imagine that there's some templates or like there's like oh totally windmill the fucking right I wonder how many times in each of our lives we've played the same mini golf course twice in two different places and just not noticing that is there's like anti-sign fell of that observation. There is nothing interesting or relatable and they talk about that for a while. Well, this is, yeah, this is nerd talk. I mean, this is what, you know, what I would have a fucking, this is what I would do if

I drank and went to bars and it was talking with other nerdy gentlemen like myself. This is the kind of crap that I would probably bring up too. But then again, I don't think it's entertaining enough for a fucking podcast. Maybe they believe it it is. And like I said, apparently it is. Apparently people are listening or tuning in all the time. And the other thing that I thought was kind of weird like I'm on their website and they have banners like graphic banners for every episode and it's like someone is consciously putting the

Trot Mount illustrator or Photoshop and Doing a banner for each show. It's like unique with their faces and dumb shit going on. I'm like, you know Coming for me like who's a, you know, a hobbyist Graphic artist. That's a lot of fucking work to do for every and like to come up with a theme for every show and everything. It's like I don't know they don't put that much work into recording the show right right that's what I thought was working to the art That doesn't make any sense. Yeah, I thought that was it. I mean if they're not like masterpieces by any means But it's like that still takes a lot of time to do it if you're you're going through and who maybe they have somebody who does All the production on it and does these things

But if it was in our court it would be you know I would be editing the podcast and I didn't have to do fucking graphics for everything and then upload everything. It's like, that's a lot of overhead for a dumb show, you know, it's just, it's not, unless they're, I don't know, they had sponsors, right? They had sponsors at the beginning. They had two sponsors. I actually have, I have a clip on here, I call super awkward transition into a commercial they obviously put it in an post and they just go because there's no

other way to do it just mid-conversation they just shove a commercial and play track 16 I don't know video game stuff happening at theme parks like it's like there's a gray area it's weird do you like sexy ladies in problematic situations do you like big muscular dudes with swords jumping around shouting and shit? I did not edit that in any way. That's exactly how the show sounds. Just I don't know where the guy starts talking a goofy voice and Doing a commercial. Right. Yeah. Well, because like you said, there's no other logical place to stick that stuff in because it's just constant noise for 50 minutes or whatever. Right. There's another commercial right at the very beginning of the show, and you know that

it's going to be a doozy when you hear the way this guy is reading it. Play Track 1. This episode is brought to you by Tweet Audio. They make earbuds. Do you know what that is? It's probably what's in your ears right now, but yours are available in seven different durable noise-reducing styles such as Pacooro California, are they? Or seven different colors? Or just red or wood? Which isn't an actual color. It's an element.

So, I took a quick clip of what I think this guy is trying to pull off, play the next track. This asshole organizing of this. This is the micro machine man presenting the most miniature motorcade of micro machines. This incredible micro machine pocket place that each one comes with its own special edition micro machine vehicle and fantastic features in this micro machine service set up many more. This guy does not hold a fucking hand to the micro machine. No, he does it, but he can tell he's tried to do that He just it's saying as many words as possible We can without ever breathing in and just going and going and going right well

It's just this I was so happy that I found that son of I'm so glad you found that club that is a class. I didn't realize that that is Grandpa L. Oh, it is? Yeah, I didn't realize that that's who that is. I don't know. Yeah, so just raiding the old Howard Stern, a Zombite catalog to dig that one up. But I, I don't know.

I guess, I guess I would give this another episode, maybe maybe to see whether or not I would add it to my rotation. It's okay. It's, you know, it's nerdy. I like that we're like 25 minutes into the show and you're like, you know what, it's okay. It's not, I mean, it's not great. Give it a chance, everybody. Right, it's not great, but it's not the worst fuck a podcast we've listened to by any means. It's just very, very difficult to understand.

Here's a track on here, Kevin, talking about the nerdy nature of the show. Play track 20. I'm I engage with our kids purely as an excuse to play dance dance revolution. And if I was lucky, they'd have like a beat mania or you're that nerd. A bunch of god damn nerds. Yeah, he talks about buying a dance dance revolution game like the fucking full-size deal fried pan and shit. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. But then they get into like how to you know you're getting tickets out of machines now

instead of just putting quarters in and I have to agree with them. I just went to David Buster's recently here in Tucson and yeah, it's a lot different going to the arcade now. Everything's kind of cool and flashy, but then we start playing and you're like, well, wait a minute, I don't remember Pac-Man giving you tickets. It's just a weird thing. Well, they made it, they made a good observation too about modern arcades, and I'm actually staying at the X-Calibur, which is the only casino that has an arcade in it. So I was, was there yesterday checking it out and they have a good observation that a lot of the games are just look like giant iPhones. Like you can go and play

flappy bird or you know what's the game. Fruit Ninja. Yeah, like they have they have all the games that you would play on your phone, but just a lot bigger Right, it doesn't make any sense to me. Why did just played on your phone? Why would you go to an arcade? Yeah play a giant iPhone game Yeah, that's I agree. It's the same kind of concept like David Buster's has got all that shit to and They do have a giant Pac-Man game or that was it Yes, they have that here too. Yeah, so that there's actually a four different versions of Pac-Man game or that was a... Yeah, so I have that here too. Yeah, so that... There's actually like four different versions of Pac-Man in this arcade. It's bizarre how we've gotten to a point now where you can jump into a spaceship and fight the Empire and people are like, that's boring, I don't know if I play Pac-Man.

Yeah. How is Pac-Man competing with these Star Wars games? It looked better than the 1977 movie. Yeah. And I don't the 1977 movie. Yeah. And I don't even understand it. Yeah, I don't know. It's a very good point. Pac-Man, for some reason, is timeless.

People will see it. It's one game, Kevin, that I had never heard of that sounds amazing. This actually caught my attention. Play Track 21. In Japan, town, it's an arcade arcade game and you're like an old Japanese man having dinner with your family and they have half a dinner table is the controller. Yep. And your family, your family, your daughter is like, I'm marrying a black guy and you're like, what? And then you, you, you have to slam your fists on the table to activate and then you flip the table.

Fuck, that's brilliant. I still want to fucking put it in. You have to slam your fists on the table to activate and then you flip the table. Fuck that's brilliant. I still want to fucking play that. I can't believe there's a video game called Flip the Table. That's amazing. That's all I want to play now. Oh very disonderable, bro. You're gonna make those noises, dude.

If I could get my hands on that game. I'm quitting this podcast. I just want to have time for it Well, you're in the one place that would probably have it so You should check it out I look for it. Well, they said that it was in Japan town and where is that San Francisco? I have no idea. They all seem to be from all over the place these guys, so I don't know where Where they're talking about ones, you know talking about Portland one second on San Francisco. I don't know where they're Where they're actually based out of or whatever but well Regardless of where you live in these United States

There is one thing that all people around this age have in common and I've pointed it out yet again Play track 12 You know one of my favorite things to do like I grew up in like in northern New Jersey Which is like you know, it's like it was mostly Superbia and then like don't get up there too much. No not really too frigid It's not really the type of thing where you're like we're gonna have a pig roast or something like that But I had a friend that like once or twice a summer would be like we got this big pit in my backyard Oh my god the word like just it triggers me. I can't help it. It's used way too much like I said like 10 times in three seconds

Yeah That's just the way we talk. No everybody. Yeah, so the crutch words We all have the crutch words for me. I say so a lot. I'll start as I say so this next. Why would I say so? It makes zero. So I know that I do it too. But the word like shoved in every other word is so bizarre. Yeah, I don't know where as a culture we've picked that up because it used to be that was like Valley girl take you know I mean like that was something that from the 80s were people like like oh my god like like like like like that whole thing who talk like that right now it's

just kind of everywhere it's kind of like Cuck it's it's everywhere now everyone says cuckold for people who they know it should we explain what Cuckold. For people who don't know what. Should we explain what cuckold is for people who don't have any fun? Yeah, why not? So I don't know. Well, so this is the way I understand it in the porn world where I've actually heard the term. What is the world is there?

Well, that's very true. So in the porn world, a cuckold would be a guy that likes to watch, let's say his wife get nailed by another dude, right? Or multiple dudes. Okay, or multiple dudes. Kind of almost forced to watch it, like that's like the scenario. So there you go, everybody.

That's cuckold for you, and now you know. And if I had the sound effect for the the know you know thing that would be perfect I think I think right now you can put our show on pause Google it do what you got to do come back to our show we'll still be here now let you know what that is I have this this one work Yeah, that's a flashback. Oh, whatever. Kevin, in the beginning of the show, they talk about the guy made a comment on a previous episode.

And this again is where we kind of come in not really knowing what's going on. And just all starts to happen. I guess the guy, they're joking about how he had to apologize because he referred to pumpkins as nature's basketball. And that is some type of hilarious gag that they all need to start riffing on. Play track to, you know, I go to my son's pumpkin ball games all the time. I can't call me a me a cuck. That is their word, the pumpkin word. Oh. Yeah.

Kevin, if someone in the Afghanistan were to download the show, it would be the biggest bomb to ever drop an Afghanistan. It's the mother of all moms. The mother, the show is the mother of all moms. Oh, I get the comedy button. I can't what might I do it? I can even do the fucking Get a steady yeah, it was more Russian than anything else, but whatever they work they they fucking Russians are there It's yeah, the three cahoots All right, I have a track you want me just run through it. Do you have more tries to play? I got a bunch more that I want to get through. No, because the ones that

I had, I only had a couple, um, our ones that we've already played, like eat my pants and the garbage can thing and stuff. So yeah. Okay. So I have one that I just call super boring thing to say, which could be the label on most of these. I track 11. The literally every word of both of those messages was an all caps with punctuation. Wow. Wow. Let's get into grammar and punctuation on our podcast. I think we've listed to those shows too.

Yeah. We sure have. Drink, drink, drunk was a fun one. Oh, that's right. I forgot. Well, that's right. I forgot Well, he's really listening to some really shit Over the over the run here. I gotta tell you next week will be no different. We got a juicy here The days of listening to shows like Estoward are behind us my friend

We're back to some ridiculous shows Before I get out of myself here, I have a track that I call amazing punchline. Play track 18. I had the thing where I was at a birthday party and we a couple of kids sat on the whack of mull and just turned me over to jealous because that was your chair. That's not like vaguely sexual. But there's no way that that didn't activate the fetish for it. No, yeah. But by doing that. Those are like the people who grow up to jerk off to monk.

What? Those are the people who grow up to jerk off to monk was the amazing punchline that I was referring to. Jerk off to monk was the amazing punchline that I was referring to. Jerk off to monk. Yeah, you don't, you don't get it, Kevin. What's wrong with you? I don't get it. Yeah, it's not a funny joke. I don't even understand the concept there. Like monk is a show. A monk is a TV show on the USA network. Yeah, but what does that have to do with?

Dude, that's the funniest reaction I've ever heard from you. Yeah, but what does that have to do with? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm politely I am politely laughter you before but that is fucking funny. I just don't understand like what where do you get my it's like just pulling out a random TV show to refer to whack-a-mole. It doesn't make any sense to me. They did have a funny joke. The guy they were talking about whack-a-mole and the one guy goes it's pronounced guacamole. Which I thought was funny. Okay. Yeah, no, it's not. I don't have everything else.

Whoa, yeah, I guess. All right, Trek 13, this guy's talking about how he does not need to take acid. I don't need acid in my life. I'm too scared of what is inside of my head to like I don't want to explore that world You know what he won't find inside his head jokes I'm almost positive there are no jokes living inside this guy's head So the room labeled jokes is completely empty. You can go hide in there. I

Like to disguise self-aware enough that he knows he doesn't want to explore his own psyche, but he doesn't mind pushing his verbal diarrhea out of a podcast audience. That's fine. I just make any sense to me. Well, they're getting this sweet earbud money or whatever the fuck stuff. Yeah, right.

People they gotta advertise me. So they're talking about taking hard drugs and they make an observation about when you're on acid or mushrooms or something and you look in the mirror, it's very scary. And so then they start talking about, it's one of the advantages of virtual reality is that you can never see yourself in VR. So I have a track on here. It's called Open Up the Comedy floodgates play track 14.

And then you're like, I just got a pee and you go to the bathroom and you're like, oh, my girl. You look in the mirror and you're like, I'm becoming my uncle. It's terrifying, you know, like this shit fucks you up. To be fair, though, Uncle Becommer looks like one of the best occupies to launch titles. I'm very excited. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Uncle Becommer. Buck, come on. Uncle Buck too, Uncle Cuck is what you're saying. There he goes. What the fuck was that? Everyone was trying to get it out of that gag. Wait, I got an Uncle Joe! Hold on!

Yeah, they were tripping over themselves to make that uncle uncle buck and cock and uh... every other thing they could throw in there not not actually a uh... bad apprentice for for a joke uh... but uh... yeah uh... alright so here's a track on here i call it and by the way i i i crippled this shit because I'm in Vegas right now I didn't spend a lot of time I did this on the airplane a couple of days ago

So I don't even remember what most of these things are but I call this one anecdote with no payoff play track 9 Was trying to order drugs or had drugs that you was trying to sell and I was just like how he was asking me like how much acid I wanted. I was like 16 sheets. Yep. OK, right, right. So this is again going back to getting the wrong text messages.

And these guys are talking about how they are constantly getting texts from people wanting to buy or sell drugs. It's never happened to me. Only my drug dealer actually texts me about buying drugs. I never get random Yeah, you got him in your fucking you know your address books, you know, and it's Again these guys when you text something you have time to think about it and cultivate a joke and this guy's joke was I'll have 16 sheets of acid. That was your joke Yeah, so of acid that was your joke. Yeah, of course it was.

It's a period. All right, Kevin, I have a couple of ISOs that I think will work for future podcasts. Why don't you play those real quick? Oh, snowflake millennial participation trophy. They use the word snowflake a lot lot which i wasn't familiar with that apparently that's a uh... a pussy yeah that's uh... republicans call liberals or democrats snowflakes special snowflakes

okay i i i guess i wasn't familiar with that i kind of like it that i like it so snowflake why do you play the other ISO I have there. Two nice hot start here. Yeah. OK. It would be the opposite. Yeah, a hot start.

I just have one more clip to play Kevin, and then we can move on with our lives. I call this the show outro. It's actually pretty good of all the things on this show that I have railed on. This is a bright light. All right. We'll see you next time on the old podcast or whatever. Good night. Yeah. It's full of this. They're like, I fuck it. We're just, we're just adding it, whatever.

But then they go into a whole list of credits. As if in order to create a show like this, you need a ton of people. There's like a producer credits and all this shit. How could there possibly be people who are involved beyond just hitting record and uploading? What else is going on here? Well, they got somebody to make dumb banners for their website. I mean, maybe they do have a whole

fucking production team. I don't know. Yes they do. Yes they do. Yuck. All right. Well, that's all I have on the comedy button. Kevin says he'll give it another try before dismissing it. I have officially dismissed it as a potentially good show. It seems terrible. If you're going to put the word comedy in your title of your podcast, have a joke or two in there, sprinkled in just a thought. Throwing it out there. Well, they need a format. I don't think it's necessarily that they're completely a bunch of shit heels, but they need something. They need a fucking topic that they're going to stick to for any given time and then you know they need to kind of let people fucking talk and have turns and stuff but whatever

you have a format much like we have a format because Kevin we've gotten to the time in the show where we'll be playing a teaser clip for next week's episode. Bwaah! Oh! It's a make-up video. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! That's right, people. You know what that sound means.

It means it's time for next week's teaser, where we play a clip from the show we'll be reviewing next week to get you excited about it. To get you subscribing to the show to get you putting five stars on iTunes, Kevin, play next week's teaser. Hi guys, it's Kim Collera and today's podcast is about how to be confident and I'm going to be speaking a little bit quieter than normal because my wonderful little money model is currently fast asleep and obviously I don't want to wake her up. All right, wait. What did she say at the end there? My what is asleep? Her little model. So this is best modeling tips podcast, starring Kim Coerra, who is a

professional model. She's going to teach you how to become a professional model, Kevin. And actually, this isn't so much for us to goof on. I just, I want you Kevin to finally take a stab at this and becoming a model. So I thought this would be good for you to listen to. Yeah, I mean, it's always been, you know, something. So one of those things that people have always come up to be in bed like, you know, you should totally be a model. And I'm like, well, you know, I've got other stuff going on.

I don't have a password. They're like, hey, did they see you on that billboard for TJ's big boy. Was that, no, that wasn't you all. Yeah, well, yeah, because I used to wear checkered overalls for a long time. So you did every day, like cartoon characters, you know, it's our. So this is an episode called How to Be Confident.

It was recorded back in October of 2015. And this is another one of those shows that each episode is about seven, eight, 10 minutes. So I think we'll probably listen to a bunch of them and give our opinions on this show that is all about how to become a model. It's just tips on how to become a model from a successful model.

Well, I still don't understand why she said my model is asleep. Well, she's got a daughter, I think. And of course, her daughter's going to become a model because that's exactly what you want. It's a fucking brat who's just looking at themselves all the time. A jump in a ramsie type. A Jean-Penet Ramsey type. A great. This sounds like it's gonna be pleasant as fuck. I love the theme song because they shoehorn the word

entrepreneurial ship. I love when words are shoehorn into songs. It's always so awkward. Can you play just the beginning again? Okay. This modeling tips the number of things for modeling and don't your entrepreneurial success. The best base for modeling and entrepreneurial success. It's like an eight syllable word.

You didn't show that into a song. Well, I just like use business. There's something else know exactly shorter word Kevin we're gonna do this again next week I think we got to figure out schedules because you're traveling to Portland or Phoenix or something I'm in Phoenix next week for guess what? Word a pinball conference or pinball convention. Are you guest starry on the comedy button after that?

No, no, but I will be playing lots of video games and lots of pinball at a convention setting in Phoenix, Arizona. Yes. I was playing this is going to be very exciting for people. I was playing Transformers pinball yesterday and three times got multi-ball with my first ball. I was very impressed. I felt like I really brought it. We should do a whole podcast about it. To YouTube, don't worry. Please, join'm sure this is going to get next week because it might be the episode where we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the morning of morning radio. Get out and show these gold right now. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it.

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I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense.