Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep560 - Brooke & Jeffrey

Episode Date: October 10, 2024

We’re continuing to celebrate Jocktober with a morning show out of Seattle that is full of energy. It’s also some of the funniest stuff Jose has ever heard as he’s constantly laughing at everything. And watch out, Young Jeffrey fancies himself the next Weird Al. Adam Busch joins us to try to figure out which parts of this show are real. Dick Masterson had a guest on who seemed like a great booking on paper but turned out to be absolute chaos. Aaron Imholte is living in his own reality. We expose him gaslighting his audience about Nick Rekieta is “seething.” Stuttering John has officially given up on life. He’d rather die drunk than live sober. Howard Stern had Kamala Harris on his show and is suffering from the worst case of TDS. Cardiff joins us for a round of To Poke A Dabbler, Annie reads a review, and we listen to your voicemails.  Adam Busch's New Project - Allie Goertz "Ruiner" Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfUTh6ujUZk Full album - Allie Goertz "Peeled Back" NiN Tribute - http://tinyurl.com/peeled-back Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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morning show according to their website Which is refreshing finally something that's a different kind of morning show Brooke and Jeffrey features conversation on the latest happenings in pop culture and entertainment Hilarious skits and listener interaction and aren't all those things true Adam Hmm. Oh, I thought the hilarious skits part was kind of a stretch But if you say that all those things are true that I'll take your word for it Mm-hmm. So I want to I want to start off with this guy Jeffrey because Jeffrey is a musician he's very proud of his talents and Why not when you can come up with hilarious

parody songs like he can he does a song of the week every single week. And this is one of the latest ones that he's put out. Did you check out any of his music, Adam? I did. I did. He comes up with one joke and then he hammers that home for four and a half minutes straight. Never ever changes. That's a radio guy for you.

Let's see. Let's see what he's up to with this one. Second dates go up now on our social media, too And this next point I'm gonna bring up our producer told me don't say it. Oh cuz it sounds cringe But I'm gonna say it cuz on tik-tok. We are the fastest growing radio station in the country. Yeah we're talking station in the country Hundreds of thousands of followers and subscribers and like thousands more being added each day It's kind of crazy and I must be really good content that I'll have to check out this tick tock in a little bit See what kind of stuff they're putting up there. It's getting all these hundreds of thousands of people checking it out

It's crazy about it too. Like we're like number two for the most follows for shows, but we don't have celebrities about it too like we're like number two for the most follows for shows but we don't have celebrities like everybody else all the other morning programs have celebrities that push that those numbers must just be talent bad it must just be really talented people doing very entertaining things we're growers not showers yeah something's wrong with the algorithm or something and I know for our digital I want to point out the guy who just said We're growers not sure that's Jose Jose I don't know if this is in his contract or not

But he has to have the microphone very far away from his face and when you're listening to just the audio of this You know what Jose is talking because you can barely hear him He also cackles Throughout the episode. I thought Kabbalah Harris was their guest on this show. Listen for this. Okay, that's actually Salacious Crumb, John with the Hutts sidekick, but it's very similar to that.

Producer, what keeps him up at night are the swirling rumors that TikTok might get banned. China owns it, politicians don't trust it. They want to get rid of it. It's like of course the one we're most successful at That's the one they're like no shut it down. We're causing that The domestic stuff were terrible at national one black market of radio shows That's our niche yeah, but honestly I mean the site has become so popular Has it gotten too big to get rid of now? I think I think

Pull the mic away from him It's like somebody told Jose that they're not allowed to have silence on this show. Yes ever So if there is a even a threatening silence You must jump in with a sound and unfortunately he runs out of sounds within the first minute. So his laughter and guffaws turns into like animal guttural noises and just weird like schmoooop. Like you don't know what he's saying or doing back there or what it has to do with anything but it's always at a 10. And everyone is way too engaged in the conversation at all times like even Keno Casino is like calm down. It's not that exciting what we're talking about but they have an energy going and everyone's all in on it average number of daily views that they get is well over a billion Now crazy, and it's not just like silly dance videos anymore people use it for everything for entertainment

Or just venting about rude people at the Waffle House where you were Full of them. Yeah at the Waffle House where you were. Which is full of them. Yeah. Yeah. It's amazing. So much content from those Waffle Houses. And it just so happens this month is TikTok's eight year anniversary.

Oh. Then we should definitely celebrate that. The yes ending on this program is spot on. I will give them credit for this. Unlike improv troops, they don't drive something into the ground. They just keep it moving. Like, oh yeah, TikTok's great.

Oh yeah, it's amazing. Yeah, it's the best. Oh, Like, oh yeah, TikTok's great. Oh yeah, it's amazing. Yeah, it's the best. Oh, eight years? Wow, that's great. Okay. So help me out. It's easy when everything is amazing. It is.

It makes it a lot easier, right? Every single thing is amazing. It's very easy. Does TikTok really help a radio show that's just audio? I mean, I know it'll gain in some sort of popularity, but does it really translate? Dude, you're asking me? I have six followers on TikTok.

No, I have no idea what that would do for me. But you know why I'm puzzled about this, right? Well, what happens is, and Adam might actually have some experience with this, because he works in entertainment, and I've worked in media agencies, and you always tell every company, especially if you're in the entertainment industry, you've got to have a social media presence. It's so important, they're like, okay, but why? Well, that's where people are watching and stuff. Do we make any money on that platform? Not a dime, not a penny.

But we gotta be there, we gotta have a presence. I remember being in meetings years and years ago where someone's trying to pitch the client that they need to have a Facebook presence, they need to have this many followers, and I'm always just like, why? They sell a beverage and convenience store, so they really need a crazy Facebook presence, they have this many followers. And I'm always just like, why? They sell a beverage and convenience store.

Do they really need a crazy Facebook presence? Maybe they do. What do I know? It really matters now. In every medium, you have to have a strong social media presence, including a TikTok. And for some reason, whenever station hires them, if they were to get fired, them bringing their show

to another station would actually be a lot easier if they have this TikTok audience ready to go. Because they can sell that to advertisers and say, here are these people, here's where they are. It's not just localized to whatever state they're in, it's global, there's people listening in Brazil, you can sell your products to all of them. It actually really does matter.

The problem is though, is that social media is always owned by the station. They make an important point to say like, you know, here's your Twitter account, you built up 20,000 followers, when you get fired. That's our Twitter account, actually, you don't get to get that with you. I know that happened to everybody drew, but it happens to all these people, which is great, because on tik tok, they get around that

because the radio shows tik tok will never be popular, but their individual profiles will be and they'll be able to transfer that to wherever they go and I promise you they each have their own TikTok and he has the most followers she has the second most and it goes on like that everyone hates Jose though. That's a good point because I noticed on their website they have the links to all their social media except for TikTok. It's like they keep talking about TikTok they don't have a link to TikTok. social media except for tik-tok is like they keep talking about tik-tok They don't have a link to tik-tok. Oh interesting. Yeah, that is cuz they're personal and they own it

Okay, just like you said. All right, that makes sense You need to sing about it before they unplug those US servers forever. Well, I mean it makes sense It was musically before it was tik-tok That's why instead of doing the Disney song from Lion King Hakuna Matata It's young Jeffrey I wish you guys are more like this, you know Kevin Brennan complains everyone agrees with me all the time It's nowhere near this fucking lot full. No, it's not Consume a tick tock

So, please follow us at broken Jeffrey Just still active viral on tick-tock though Love this song let's all point when I'm ready here we go points Consume my tick-tock till my eyes are in pain. See Karen's go gaga, getting kicked off a plane. I rewatch 30 videos of Move Day. It's a comedy,

cacophony, so view a TikTaka. Did you say TikTaka? Yeah, it's an app senators use to vet. So he pre-records all these other voices like the harmonies on there, this little conversation back and forth. So he's just going along with this. China, what's a vet China?

Oh, well you can see one of those if you go to OnlyFans. But look, TikTak is a one of those if you go to only thing Tick-tock is a haven of video entertainment and life hacks. They thought that majority joke was pretty fun I didn't see you laughing for days across Okay, just saying why it taught me to mow Speaking of fake laughter. I've got Rob Saul's laugh on my board as directed and it I've used it twice and it's just washed I know you can watch street performers with the voices of sale or a baby kitten slipping in a puddle of milk It's a political poll. I hate that too. Whatever it's brought up, dogs or cats or anything cute, Brooks over there in a lex-

Ah! That reminds me of a cute dog I saw, doesn't it? Moose can offend for sure. But I still leave a like cause I'm so demure. And oh the stage. No way it's a fay. Cut into it it's cain. Alright let me skip sorry I'm playing so much of this let me skip to the end let's see how they celebrate this amazing song that he put together. I think that this needs to play at the next government whatever they do where they get together and they talk about it. Insurrection. The panel.

Whatever they do where they get together and they talk about it Like Jose's idea Lawmakers to sleep Enjoy tick-tock while it's still around hopefully Wow, they're all over the place We should play that the government thing that they do because it'll all them all to sleep You're gonna think they'll be dancing all over like, okay What what are we what's happening with this music? And now I can't get over how far away from the mic Jose is, but now I know why.

It's bothering the fuck out of me. Because I was listening while I was watching. Like being out with Jose at a bar and listening to him talk to you about the special sauce he brings to the show and how indescribable his talents are, you just got to see it. He seems to be very excited about what he's doing. Maybe he goes home and beats the dog. I don't know because he can't be this excited about everything all the time.

But let's talk about, there's a lot of different bits, a lot of staples on this show. Um, of course, one of the big ones that will definitely be getting into is the second date. They have battle of the Tinder dates. They have the loser line. Actually, let's get to that because this is on their TikTok. They play these super fake voicemails and I'm interested from you what you think is real and what's not real on the show. I have a feeling. I had a real hard time figuring it out.

Yeah, because some of the stuff you're like, okay, that might be a real caller, or that might be a real thing. And then the other stuff is just like, oh, there's such bad acting. Yeah. This is a super fake voicemail on their loser line coming in.

Oh my God, Brian. Guess what TV show I'm watching right now? A Westville Lipp West Philadelphia born and raised we're gonna play out with Then me and my ex we used to like Look up to that Joe in high school I don't know. I guess I still miss him You know like But I was thinking like maybe like if you and me hang out then then maybe If we watch that show that maybe we can make like new happier memories to it. So yeah

Will you be my Carlton That's supposed to be a voicemail somebody sent in that was left to them it's bad acting it's poorly written And they have their own tagline Yes, they have their own tagline. Yes. Yeah tagline It's laden with pauses for them to react to good point. Yes We're gonna need a second and a half here probably two seconds here Jose's gonna like that a lot Give that two and a half seconds do some dancing, right? Let's watch just watch out another popular tick tock. There's no no wonder they have hundreds of thousands of tick-tock followers

But paid because it's it's so impressive I'm chilling at my house the other day when I hear from outside a woman's blood curdling scream. Oh, no Neighbors aren't even close. Are they? No, it made me freeze. Like what was that? Yeah, I look out my window in my driveway is an Amazon truck and the screams are coming from inside Loud to like help God, please help me So I'm free I swear to God if I was telling you a story and you were reacting to every sentence I said I'd be sorry shut the fuck up Let me just finish my story. Mm-hmm. And then well, I can answer any questions. You might have well dress those at the end

We're on the same page here. It's insane speaking out. Like what do I do? Why I walk out there? Cuz I'm nervous about what I'm gonna find like is it an animal attack like a something is hopped into the truck Worst fighter flight I don't know what's going on. You have the worst fight or flight response ever. Well I have to look out for me too. I go up and I knock on the side of the truck like, I'm like hello are you okay? And the back door opens and the woman is physically fine. Okay.

Nothing's going on inside the truck. Oh thank God. I really was worried about that. I didn't know where that was going. And then I remember this is a show for middle-aged women and I realized that she's gonna be fine. Okay. Her face is bright red though. Why, what's happening?

She yells, it's my third day on the job and I can't find your freaking package. No! And what's up this huge like, ah! Thank God! You don't think this happened, Chris? This did not happen. I'm like, I'm I go back into my house. I like how Jose's like, I was so scared. You really think you'd come to the radio show? Be like, yes, I would have say you got murder in my driveway yesterday. You guys want to

hear this story? I think Jose was scared. I think he's like that spaz kid from the boogered up show. So just everything is like yeah My adrenaline is pumping she never gets my package to the door Drives off at some point. I assume to either like like drive it into a lake or quit her job off at some point I assume to either like like drive it into a lake or quit her job. Maybe she'll come back though? I don't know it just seemed like... Do you see how he keeps looking down? This is the problem with their TikTok. You can tell he's reading the story. This is all scripted which I would have thought anyway but he's literally looking at his copy as he's going through the story. So then I never got my package and I'm not sure if she's gonna come back tomorrow

and bring it or maybe someone else will take her place on this route and they'll bring it. I wish Brooke would trip them up and be like, so what'd you order? Right. Yeah, I would never More Amazon boxes maybe a bad match Address in the middle of the woods wrong Third day she gets set to that out The point of the story she couldn't find the box in the back of the truck right down the house yeah We'd you guys knew about the story out of time I figured you'd go over something better than that I don't like how they pack those trucks to be able to get the packages

I like what if yours is in the bottom left corner? Yeah, it's super tiny Yeah, so I don't know where my gas canister is or whatever it was that she was delivering but rough day gas canisters on the My generator cuz Jeffrey said it what aren't you understanding? Circus when Jeffrey says something I was a lose this fucking mind the funniest thing ever I've never been able to yes and someday you will. No but this definitely appeals to someone. This is definitely there's a group of people that hear this and they go yep this feels right this is good and I know that

for a fact because I have the exact opposite experience. The second I hear that energy level I am out. so I know it appeals to people who You know kind of suffer from certain kind of mental illness where if the talking stops outside of them They're left with the voices in their head and they cannot have that so I need Constant energy positivity yelling at me 24 7 so that those voices don't get to me. I'd love to Interview a listener to the show and just say like, what were some of your favorite bits from this morning's episode?

What did you enjoy about Brooke and Jeffrey today? What stories did they tell? I have no idea. I just, it's on, people are giggling. I don't know, I'm so excited. It's a whole vibe. It's a vibe. I'm smiling, what's happening?

I have trouble following the stories and I'm paying attention very closely And it's not for people who are listening very closely. It is asmr for a specific type of person No one else has a homework assignment of figuring out what they're talking about except for us this week So let's skip over to uh yesterday morning show And how the episode started off and now did you know 56% of people have a cat or a dog as a pet? aww

what? 56 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning it's early, I know not fish either, cat or dog did you know a percentage of people own a house pet? aww the answer is yeah It's not surprising at all. Yeah, they don't care about the percentage. You're right.

You can just say pet. Wow. No. That's so cute. It's amazing. All right, just go ruff ruff. So this is them setting up a trivia bit that they do. So Brooke competes with callers on trivia.

This is probably real. It's pretty easy to pull off, so I imagine that it is, but listen to this setup. Listen to how convoluted this is to get there. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Man, music artists have the coolest names now. Yeah, they do. Okay. Yeah, they do.

Sure, you could go by just Tyler. But Tyler the Creator? Yeah, that's pretty sweet. Yeah. That's got Max Yeats swag. You Riz? Okay, what? Don't say that, Jeff, ever again.

Just trying to sing? So swaggy. No. And like, okay, you could call yourself just Megan. Yeah. But Megan the Stallion? Yeah, that's pretty rad. Dang, you and that yourself just Megan. But Megan the Sallian? Yeah, that's pretty right. Dang, you and that sigma drip, tough.

No, I hate when you do that. It's so hard for a lexicon to hear you. You're almost cool. We need to try and finally make Brooke cool. Oh, okay. And give her a sweet nickname. Ooh, baddie Brooke, what do you think about that? Well, that doesn't really say a lot about you.

I'm thinking Brooke the Trivia Titan. Hey! Or, Brooke the Question Cougar. Okay. Hey! Oh damn, it's giving Skibbity flex, no sus. See, and then he loses it. I don't think even Skibbity is good.

I think Skibbity is bad. It's perfect, so who wants to play the reigning question cougar herself in the brand new? She got to slay up a pay up Yeet on it. Shut the fuck up ass wipe and suck my cock. Yeah, also you're a cougar if we say you're a cougar That is awful to listen to those names were you put a little more effort into that if you want to know yeah Take one thing another couple minutes to figure something out. It's fine. We'll wait So that's to set up this trivia thing with a collar and that's boring and then they have another segment Called the masked speaker. You've heard of the mass singer

This is the mass speakers the teaser for it if you've ever babysat before you know There's a lot of things that could possibly go wrong They finger paint the entire living room They refuse to eat their meal. Oh my god. What about locking you out of the house that happened to me once At least they're in the house better than playing hide-and-seek in the park and then forgetting to go find them One woman was left traumatized though by the sweet little girl that she was nannying for years ago Even though she was just a little baby what this tiny child did freaked her out so much it got her to quit babysitting forever And nobody has believed that this is 100% real

You're gonna hear the story in a brand new mass speaker coming up right after this No, I'm gonna be lingering longer than if that's the case because I need to hear this. It sounds amazing. She never babysat again Is there a goal that I can donate to because I would like to give some money so I can guarantee to hear this story you want to hear this story it's in overtime so let's hear the mass speaker stinger what's dumb about this is a lot of things, but what's really dumb about this is that it's just a random caller.

No one's going to know who this is. It's not like they're confessing to murdering their husband six years ago and getting away with it. It's just like these dumb stories. They're like, I don't want anyone to know. Just use my- say I'm Shannon. Okay, maybe you are Shannon. I Seattle there's a lot of Shannon's no one's gonna fucking know or care, but

Are you ready for this story Adam? That you have to change your voice for Okay, all right. This is yes this one This woman was I need a little more energy from you and a little more. Yes. And the more, let's go. All right. Now you're talking. This woman had to change her voice in her name in order to tell this crazy story. One time we were in the kitchen and she ate a little slice of chocolate cake and when she finished eating it, you know, I could tell she definitely wanted more. Yeah. I'm going to just get get a jump in there probably the mother's not happy with Okay, but okay cool babysitter though yeah

Good nanny I told her no Okay, no second slice of cake She immediately looked really really angry. Yeah, yeah, but she just stared at me with this Stare oh what? Crying, but it was just staring that is wild for a baby. I mean at nine months. They could sit up They can crawl they're communicating. They're doing like sign language sometimes. They have therapy already, and they've learned how to internalize There's a baby therapist yes how to internalize all of their thoughts. There's a baby therapist. Yes.

They know the power of a death glare. That's right. So, wow. This is an advanced child that you're working with, Shannon. That's crazy. And then, like about a second after this crazy, intense stare, I hear a loud clink from the cupboard. Will you do the sound effect again?

I'm going to say that was the least scary sound. Yeah. I was like, it's moving in the cupboard. Yeah. OK. So I hear that noise. I'm gonna say that was the least scary Okay, so I hear that noise I go look inside the top plate had cracked completely That is wild is it wild well, yeah, I mean Jose said so I Pulled a Well, yeah, I mean, Jose said so. I pulled a drop from later out of the show that I think perfectly summarized what we just heard. Yeah. I mean, we need to step back.

I think we're jumping in too much. Hello, exactly. Yes. It's like they can't even get to the story part of the story. And they're like, whoa, chocolate cake. I heard a chocolate cake. You have chocolate cake. It's delicious.

I like vanilla. I like vanilla too. I like them both. Sometimes I'll have a slice of chocolate and vanilla next to each cake. I heard a chocolate cake. You have chocolate cake. It's delicious. I like vanilla. I like vanilla, too. I like them both. Sometimes I'll have a slice of chocolate and vanilla next to each other. I'll mix them both. Whatever. This woman's trying to tell a boring story. Let her get it out, please.

Did you hear about the new function that AI does where you ask it a topic, and it'll create a podcast for you to listen to about that topic? Or you can feed it another show, and it'll summarize it for you and give you like an a podcast for you to listen to about that topic. Or you can feed it another show and it'll summarize it for you and give you like an eight minute long podcast. In the form of a podcast, it'll like create,

that's what this feels like. It feels like they all have six fingers when they, on their hands. Like they mention all the buzzwords and say none of them correctly. He dropped all of that kid slang, said none of it well. He had every reference from Moodang to Kamala in that song, but said nothing funny with it

and had nothing to communicate. It just feels like AI ASMR for troubled people. Maybe that's why there are TikTok exists, to prove that there's actually people talking to microphones while you're hearing this. Cause you're right, when you listen to it, you're just like, well, this is what a computer would think a morning radio show would be.

Yeah, makes sense. And that Jose guy is a thing, like James Brown had a number two that always like repeated everything he said. Van Mars and Sam Cooke, there's, you know, Ed McMahon. Yes sir, yes sir. But there is an arc to it. It's not just, he's like Homer running on the floor

in a circle just like, woo! That would be better actually. So there's more to this story guys. I don't wanna say just like this baby looked over at this nanny and then a plate cracked. It's crazier than that, you ready? Wait, there was more than one incident than the plate? Oh yes, there's more.

No way! What else? About a week after this plate incident baby got angry again and my cell phone went flying off the table you didn't download the iFly app did you? I take back Jack Jack I'm going to a different character 11 from stranger things did the baby's nose bleed after? oh my god dude this is wild I mean keep telling me that maybe I'll start to believe it What did Jose riff with you didn't order the I fly app?

Do you order apps is there an I fly up? The letter I start before anything anymore. Is he trying to get fired? I'll see myself out, thank you. All right, well, the second date update is one of their signature bits. If you go on their YouTube page, you see these on there. And I think you were checking out the one that was probably from late last week with Caleb. Did you check out the one with Caleb?

I don't remember the name, but was it the, she shows up to the restaurant late. Oh, no. Okay. So this one, this one, this guy, he buys a television off of Craigslist. And the television was previously used as a menu at Arby's. So all the Arby's menu items are bled in on it. And so he's like piss and he tries to get his money back, but the guy blocks them. So then he takes it to the dump and at the dump, he meets a girl. And this girl is oldest time. Yeah. This is not made up guys. Obviously. This is all very real. So Caleb, this is what I call loser meets girl. We went out just for a couple of drinks.

Yeah. Nice. Oh my gosh, she is so cool. She's- Great bro. Yeah, she's basically the first person I met in real life in like the last decade. Okay, that makes sense. Again, talking about AI,

she's the first person I met in real life in the last decade. Like, all right, well people still meet each other in real life, so let's fix that bug let's get that cleared up in the software now has to take their TV to a dump I mean there are ways you're supposed to get rid of electronics out of them a dump is the place probably I don't know I just want to pile up in the guest room so trust me if I knew where to take old appliances my wife would be sending me there okay fair enough all right so now they have a hilarious joke about meeting a girl at a dump did you reach over and take the

smudge dirt off of her face That's not dirt Let's just call Rebecca for you keep going yeah, because we could go all day with this I'm just gonna dial her number right now. I Gotta say I just realized Jose comes home exhausted the mental energy It must take to talk up every single thing that's happening on the show and act like it's the most incredible thing you've ever heard you ever see those photos of like clowns after work and they're just like it's like that I think it's like a Coors light commercial with

the mascots the fucking mascot takes his fucking yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Mickey holding his head smoking a cigarette That's what this guy's life is. He's probably just shooting up immediately when he gets. Oh fuck Just need to numb myself until tomorrow morning alright, so the point is is that the couple goes on a date and Then you know the guy or the girl will call in and say and then I they don't want to do a second date Can you help me out? So then the radio shows gonna call the person who doesn't want to have the second date like we'll pay for it if you want

To go on a second date They try to figure out first why this person doesn't want to go on a second date now. I have to tell you I believe I'm pretty sure these are voice actors So this isn't a real person in real life. Thank God this woman's voice is so fucking annoying I wouldn't be able to hang out with her for five minutes Dying to hear you're like meet cute story well I'm pretty sure we know this not that annoying persons voice that's broke the host you're gonna hear the annoying place coming up in a moment story broke because

We know the story But I want to hear what she thought when she saw him at the dump like that's so unexpected I actually really like him Interesting and okay when you're at the dump or when you guys were at drinks he was so interesting I like both places. Even at the dump site, meaning he thinks it's interesting. And then I was like, I don't really go out with Ben and me at the dump site. Well, that's refreshing. Thank God. I don't know. I bet there's a lot of them, though.

But let's just back things up. I don't think, I don't think it's a real person that they're talking to right there. Jose cackling in the background as usual. She's's acting Jose has Tourette's and she's acting yes, okay All right, we're on the same page here all right So this is where the fireworks happen whenever you're doing a bit like this Whether it's war of the roses or the second date update you need to have a part where the two people are both on the show together Having a conversation so and it also explains why he was having such a hard time on the dating apps. He has a terrible profile Yeah, I don't match with anyone that does serious answers. I like it funny. Excuse me my profile is not horrible. Oh

Well Caleb was supposed to wait, but I guess I need to tell you Rebecca that that's Caleb on the other line He's been listening to this conversation. What a not boring thing to do. Yeah, he's assertive. Yeah, he is. Wow. You know, sorry. I'm sorry. I don't understand how he worried about my profile when we went out on like one and a half days. I don't, I'm not sure I understand what's going on here. Yeah. No one understands what's going on here. I'm demanding a rewrite on this. We punched the script up a little bit. Somebody doesn't really make a lot of sense. So let's get to the end of this segment. Let's see the exciting conclusion. All right. We're running out of time here. So at this point I just have to offer Rebecca. We'll send you out one more time with Caleb

and we'll pay for the date. God, I'm having such a hard time. Just don't look at his profile before you answer. Just go off of what's in your heart right now. Like his insta looks like I can't get over it. I just can't get over it. Are you kidding me? Are you serious? That is so funny. The dating app, screw me, I didn't even meet you on the dating app. Yeah. I think you need to go delete that profile.

Yeah. You just need to live at the dump from now on. So a match was not made today, guys. I know. Very funny though, very funny bit. What was the one you heard, Adam? What was the scenario there? It was very similar. I believed it in the beginning,

but then when they get them together, it becomes very clear that this is acting and it's, it's frustrating because, because it feels like AI, they're accidentally subversive sometimes. Like when they were talking about government meetings and that guy was like, the insurrection, that was a little intense. And this whole bit they're doing, it sounds like a regular radio bit,

but it's actually like, okay, women, have you rejected a man because you didn't feel comfortable or safe? Well, call us up, we're gonna have you tell your story why he secretly listens on the other line, and then we're gonna shove him in your face so you two can work it out in person. That person you made a very clear boundary with and made a decision I don't want to see again,

we're gonna trick you and then have you confront them and maybe you'll get a t-shirt at the end. What the fuck is that? They have another bit where they call schools, oh no they call parents whose kids are at school and they're like okay great because this stuff sounds cute but it's actually like you're calling me to tell me something about my kid in preschool? That's not real, get the fuck off the line. Leave me alone, you're clearly not a parent. What are you doing?

Also, I don't believe this is real because I don't know about you, but I get phone calls from random numbers a lot. So I've set up my phone that it doesn't even vibrate if I get a call from an unknown number. I'll look and't even vibrate if I get a call from an unknown number I'll get I'll look and see like oh, I got a call from an unknown number. Okay, whatever Who's answering their phone when a rando calls? Oh, hey, what's going on? What can I help you? I don't answer my phone. It's you I

know the point I'm trying to make Sometimes they have random like Saturday Night Live ask accents like Fernando Billy Crystal and the person who's like, uh-huh. Huh? How can I help you? Like that's right clearly a bit Nobody calls you up like hello. Oh, please be your child is in danger. That's like the jerky boys element of it Yeah, that's the thing that Todd Pettengill used to do to is again. Listen here jerky You're like whoa. This is already been done way better than what you're doing. Why are you doing this right now?

So here is an example what you're just talking about and they call this phone tap. It's funny because the phone tap segments are also up on their YouTube page, but they don't show the video of it because this is all pre-recorded and edited and then they just hit play when they're on the radio show. So someone on the comments wrote, how come there's no video component and I just responded because it's fake retard. But here, here's an example. So this woman, I guess they might be a lead into this, but yeah, this woman drops off her kid at daycare and this is the phone call she

gets. It's time for your phone tap and we've learned our lesson when we prank moms calling from their school to say something weird happened with their kid It took us a while, but after the third evacuation we realized we have to take a different angle on this That's why instead we call a woman whose kid is currently in daycare And we press a whole different set of buttons in your phone tap right now Hi, I'm darla speakeasy from little daycare is this Tanya Yeah, that's the other thing Todd Petten get what I was there too. There's gonna be a wacky day darla speakeasy Now wacky no one has a last name speakeasy but I do

you know your daughter Penelope goes here right well yeah all right it just took you a long time to answer so I thought maybe you forgot you know I just I'm sorry I just I didn't recognize your name when it came up. I don't I don't think we've ever met I'm the new owner. Oh I'm calling to let you know we had to use Cubby we changed her so just make sure to bring something else with you when you come pick her up, okay But she's not sick or anything is she? No, no nothing like that. She just came in a Notre Dame t-shirt

I'm sorry what? Did you not hear me? She was wearing a Notre Dame shirt Yeah, I dressed her. I know what she was wearing. I'm wondering why she had to change You're joking, right? Why she had to change? You're joking, right? No. Why does it matter that she was wearing a Notre Dame shirt? My family has a rich history with USC.

You know the Trojans? Fight on. And it's not okay to wear that kind of trash around here. Wait, wait. Just... So listen, it's taken you a while to catch up. I'm just going to let you know that we got her out of that hideous thing Okay, are you it put me in a better mood and there is someone in their car thinking this is a real prank phone call Oh my god, I can't believe this lady's falling for this They're laughing along with the people in the studio

It's such a fake voice and affect No one will respond like this. He's like, I'm sorry, what's your name again? I'm at work. I'm busy. I you know, I'll be I pick up regular time. Right? Okay. Thanks. I had no idea the school had a new owner miss speakeasy. I'm so excited to meet you. Please tell me what's going on. My daughter wore the wrong clothes. Okay. Oh, so you changed her. Okay, great. Thanks for letting me know.

Very good. Thanks. Yep. No worries. Idiot Lee and I really think all the other kids felt better about it, too That's why I asked you to bring her an extra outfit so we don't have to deal with this again Oh my god, I don't know why you would dress her like that in the first place My husband and I went to college there. Yeah, it shows My husband and I went to college there. Yeah, it shows. It definitely shows. Okay, what exactly is that?

Who the hell do you think you are talking to parents that pay good money to go to your daycare? Bullshit! I mean, obviously this is fake, but if you were like, oh, it shows, you went to Notre Dame, like, okay, this is a joke. No one would be like, what? What, that's my alma mater, what the? Yeah, if I stay on longer, what do I win? Right. Okay, this is a joke. No one would be like what?

Yeah, if I stay on longer, what do I win? Yeah, it just is taking you so long to answer a lot of my questions that it makes You are the perfect representative of USC. Like no wonder you're such a b****. Now she's getting shots at USC back. Alright, you know this known rivalry between USC, Indiana and Southern California. This crazy rivalry going on. Oh, that's the best you can do. I always knew you guys didn't have a very big vocabulary there. Like seriously?

You think you're better than everybody and you're gonna judge a child Okay, she's wearing it would be fun. I think it'd be so fun right now is if before I hang up on you I tell you a little Notre Dame joke You need to stop. This is beyond unprofessional. Are you ready for the joke? The joke is the offense the defense defense, the special teams, the coaches, and the fans. Wow. Get it? Okay.

Oh, I have another one. That's it. I'm coming down to get the ballopy right now. Do you know Notre Dame's favorite holiday song? Stop talking. I'll be home for Christmas because your season's over by then. Yeah, we'll show you your career. Like, I'm going to file a formal complaint. I have a final one. I'm sure you know who falls for prank phone calls

No Notre Dame fans because you just fell for one This is actually Brooke from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. It's a joke. It's a phone tap. Your husband set you up. I'm so sorry. What? What do you mean? Pretty good stuff, huh?

What was the one that you heard? What did that tell? Oh no, this was the bit. This was the one. That was the one. It's just as if a parent is going to be like, yeah, I understand you stripped and changed my child, but can we talk about this football team you're dropping because that's offensive.

All right, the offense isn't great this year but the defense is looking a lot better in week three. You have to give me that, right? Like this is the conversation we're having right now.

I don't know. And it took the dig on the football team to really get her to go, okay, I'm coming down now. Yeah. Oh, I'll pick up my daughter right now.

Don't threaten me with fewer children to watch. I was going to take my time before but right Can you mention anyone that was like is this brooke from Brooklyn Jeffrey? Wait a second. I know a thing or two about the daily phone tap am I out of the phone tap It's like when that candid camera got real popular people just like wait a second Where's the camera camera are you telling you my child is not on fire you had me going for a minute there I'd love it if the

broad on the phone pushed back so hard that Brooke forgot she was doing a bit and got pissed off it's just not it's not real it's stupid and you know that they get people from accounting and sales and shit like that Do be the characters out of these shows are not good at it They're not good at acting a good tell is just how they say hello because no one Answers the phone the way these voice actors do which is kind of at a high hello. Hey, how you doing? Like no one everyone's like hello, especially like you're talking about it's an unknown number. So everyone's like hello No one's like hello

All right, I'm not gonna play this full one But let's listen to today's phone tap they have this out nice and early for us so we could check it out It is phone tap time and today we call a woman who hired a carpet cleaner for her house She had to go to work, so she left the door unlocked for him and that was several hours ago Oh, so I'm sure in her mind there wouldn't be any issues. The carpets would be cleaned and he'd be long gone Well, none of those happened In fact, he's still there calling about the unique situation that he's dealing with in your phone tap right now Hello

Hi, Barbara. It's Barbara. Yeah, that's what I said. Who's calling? This is Stu on the carpet cleaner. You left the door unlocked for me this morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up, Stu? Hi. so unfortunately I'm still at your house. Hello? Yeah, sorry, I'm on my lunch break. Where are you? I'm at your house. And you're on your lunch break?

I thought I said that. Yeah. Are you done with the cleaning now? Funny story about that You know paleo the diet Yeah, you know the diet Slurping I'm on the paleo

Serving what I'm on the paleo I know but you need the full story just for context for what happened cuz what else we got to fill five minutes here lady I don't if you realize that but Traffic news and weather coming up on the nines and we got to fill this time the diets really strict Where you can only eat really specific types of foods It's really strict where you can only eat really specific types of foods It's like it's the worst because somehow I haven't lost any weight, but my shoes fit better Can you explain that how's my waist the same by feet shrunk I don't care about your feet I don't give a damn. I just want to know why you're still in my house. Oh, what's going on with my carpet? Yeah, so on paleo

I'm like hungry all the time So I get really curious about what people have in their fridge So I just went to take a quick look inside of yours Only cuz I'm paleo curious and you have most delicious looking cheddar broccoli soup in there Well, I didn't take all of it. Just like one helping. Who are you? Are you out of your mind? I saw it and it was called. It's Stu from the carpet cleaning place. I like Kevin, Eric Snow points out it's the same sound effect for every slurp. It's just the one button they have for slurp. They just keep hitting. I thought it was the

bong hit. Yeah, that's what someone else said in the chat. It sounds a little bit like the bong hit thing. Maybe they use it for both. Yeah, probably it could be soup slurring or someone getting high I've been there this woman is more concerned with a carpet than the last woman was about her own child But what the fuck with the carpet at my soup yeah Blank to me it was like I'm paleo friendly eat me. Oh my god I was walking and eating like a moron and I accidentally spilled some soup on the carpet. Excuse me? Oh, so good. Put the damn soup down and stop eating!

The thing is, I am a carpet cleaner so I probably should know how to get out the stain Figure it out See I mean right there you have no one would hang on the line that long I'm bailing on that one I'm sorry. Sorry played it for as long as we did. Yeah when I'm pissed at at people I don't yell I hang up You're not buying that Tigers win that's exciting hey I gotta say I want the Tigers to win, but if they make it to the World Series gonna really fuck up our live show Ferndale Michigan because the first game of the World Series is October 25th. Oh So rooting for but not that much they get through this round. That's fine. It'd be fun. Cuz I don't know I don't want to play for a theater. That's a third full so I was like I just gonna watch the Tigers game instead

I don't know. I think they're pot-committed at this point. That's a good point or you know What a lot less prep for us. We just put the Tigers came on I was gonna say I don't have a watch party if the end to keep comes out goes whoa money's worth Lucy show your jugs Because more than what he's worth all right very good Alright, I'm ready to move on and or anything else you picked up on from the show I know you suffered through a lot of it. No, it just made me feel bad I Can tell you're getting more and more depressed as we play more clips

I mean that level of energy just makes me feel insignificant and like I'm not good enough for whatever they're doing because It's just for somebody else, but it is a universal thing like I listen to this and I go well this is how the bronies happened like Some college guy was watching my Little Pony and went, oh, this makes me feel different. And it was unique to him. And he got onto the internet and he's like, this might be crazy, but any of your dudes like My Little Pony

and blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, men all over the world found each other. And they're like, yeah, this just speaks to me. And I know it's real for them because it's not real for me. And this feels the same way to me. I know it's not for me, but it's making someone else very, very comforted and good for them. Correct.

It's not for us. And you know what else is never for us? It's the- Cringe of the week. Cringe of the week. And this week's Cringe of the Week comes in from actually Moment of Zen posted this in the Dick Show subreddit,

but I was listening to the Dick Show today. I think I probably would have included it. Anyway, Dick brought a guest on, Catgirl, and very promising guest for the show because Catgirl was a mod for Maddox for social media. And then they became really close friends online. was a mod for Maddox for social media. And then they became really close friends online. And so Catgirl left a series of voice mails for Dick saying, hey, I just wanted to let you know

I know all this stuff about Maddox, all this stuff that we did and talked about. And it was during the lull suit back in 2018 when Maddox was suing Dick for 20 million bucks. And so I was like, oh, this person's interesting. Problem was she was in jail. Now the bail was set at 250 bucks. So Dick was like, I'll pay that.

I think I come buckets actually as the one who put the money up and then Dick reimbursed them or whatever it was in order to get her out of jail so she could come on the show and she could explain all this information that Dick had heard through these voicemails. He was excited to talk to her. She gets on and immediately is a hurricane and I realized that in these times it's a very sensitive word to use. She was a bit of a tornado over Matt Lachey and so hard to deal with, hard to understand, but Dick pushed through, tried to get information out of her,

tried to have a conversation, she's scatterbrained, filling in details that are unnecessary, going off on tangents that didn't matter. And so, about 45 minutes into this interview, he's asking her questions that are leading her to things he knows based on the voice mouse. And she starts to backtrack on what was happening. So Maddox, just so you understand the context in case any of this comes up in this conversation.

Maddox went to some type of con and went with a girl who he said he was just bringing as a friend but then they had a hotel room and then she brought a guy back to the hotel room and he got upset and kicked the guy out and then kicked her out and put all of her shit in the hallway and said you got to go. And so that's the story that she's trying to relay to Dick and this is where Dick gets very frustrated with her. Did you try to help her? Cause that looks like a fucking idol. Did you try to help her leave? No, as soon as I saw that scorpion thing I blocked her.

That's not what you said in the in the voicemail. You sent me No, because no because I was like three days No sleep and just laughing and truncating events for fun. Oh So you know the voicemail you said I didn't lie. I forgot because I had no fucking sleep like You forgot like I I was I'd no fucking sleep and I was delirious during those at that point in time. Like I kind of was mixing stuff up. Yeah. So if I play the voicemail it's going to be different. And I was on hyper vigilant with my fucking German like police pistol looking around the

property anything like that. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I'll ask the last time. So if I play the vo. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah. I'm gonna ask this last time. So if I play the voicemail. Play them all, yeah. It's different to what you're saying. Yeah, you can play it live if you want and I'll like correct it. Well, I mean, I don't know, I feel like people have had kind of enough of you today.

Yeah, I'm someone to take in small doses as a- Or not at all. Stereo's, but- Honestly. But you're saying- Yeah, really, honestly. Yeah, stay away. I'm someone to take in small doses as My dancer name was Laura lie for a fucking reason so you're saying you're saying the voicemail you sent me Which is not what you're saying now. You're saying you were lying on the voicemail He's trying to get to the bottom of this like okay So is all the shit that I was excited to play on my show or trying to get to the bottom of this. Like, okay, so is all the shit that I was excited to play on my show where Max was sending you dick pics and all this stuff that's going on. All of that was a lie you're saying now or what's going on? Oh, I just didn't want to sleep. She goes on to say why else do a friend named Maddie?

And I confused Maddie and Maddix so I might have been telling you stories about Maddie because that's what people do if you've friends who have similar names you forget them their personalities entirely and events that occurred in their lives. Oh, I confuse those two because their names are similar So this is dare you accuse her of lying. She was not lying she said she was laughing and truncating and she had very little sleep and So she was forgetting. I don't know but it was dark and I was half in the bed Bull oh Honestly, we have so much fun stuff to get to today.

I'm very excited because we catch steel toe gaslighting his audience. We have proof of that, which is a lot of fun. And obviously, Kamala Harris was on with Howard Stern this week and stuttering John from today talking about dealing with Hurricane Milton. I sound like a war or. Or barely dealing with it. Not at all, but we have all this stuff coming up, but first, this is where Dick finding it's the point where he just has to kick this woman off the show,

and this couldn't have gone better in my opinion. I was happy when this happened. You're incapable of answering even the simplest questions, so I think that would be a pointless pursuit. I think you're just a bad interrogator, like, because in an interview, you would roll with things. But you're doing an interrogation, and I'm better with those. Kat, you're insufferable to listen to.

You're clearly insane. And you have this idea that everything you think and say is important and valid, and it's just not. So it's extremely difficult to get even basic facts out of you But I will I do think you left me a funny voicemail, and I will play that and hopefully people will laugh at that Oh, she gone. She has to be Yeah, I figured that out and say So he's like you're clearly insane he goes on to say how

So he's like you're clearly insane he goes on to say how He she really shouldn't exist anymore and so Sean the other engineer has been quiet this whole time He just sit back and I can just imagine the looks he's given dick like what the fuck So when she stopped talking for that five and a half seconds He's like well, she must have hung out and then this is the aftermath after this debacle of a 50 minute long interview I think that just Sucked my will to live that was worse than the Joker getting raped that was huh That is the very definition of chaos Fucking nightmare

Jesus Christ. I should have just played the voicemail. Honestly. I should have let her rot in jail and played the voicemail Because the voicemails like truncated you know it makes Perfect sense that she couldn't come up with two hundred and fifty dollars. This is Go where they're going how does she die up to her debauched? You can't call a friend like if you don't have a friend then give me 250 bucks What do you do with your life, and then they pick they talked you're like all right now we get it now we see right nobody wants to help her And all oh fuck me You know what you sent me over a new stinger for steel toe and add the other sent me a new stinger for steel

That's better. Just play it and I haven't loaded either of them all right mine's great Just play and I haven't loaded either of them. All right, mine's great Because I forgot to do that so we'll get a new stinger but for now we'll stick with us I wish you weren't a liar. All right, so steeltoe comes on his show as night show with his buddy Matt and What happened was? Patrick Melton nobody onions, was doing his show that morning. And Nick Reketa. So Nick Reketa is Aaron Emholt's arch nemesis at this point, because he was the one that Aaron got arrested. And now Nick's coming back at him because now Aaron got arrested for a felony

for sharing the nudes of Nick's wife. You know, you know the story. There's a lot to explain. I will say we mostly know the story. But Nick Ricada is like buddying up a little bit with Patrick Melton. They've been DMing each other. Because it's funny that Patrick's really kind of digging into what Aaron has been up to and what he's doing and so Nick's like okay I kind of enjoy this I'll get it out of this and so steeltoe comes on Aaron declares a victory over a seething Nick Cricado showed up in the chat of Patrick Melton's show and this is Aaron very excited about what's going on. Have you heard about somebody, have you heard about a scorned lover

seething his falls off today? No. You didn't hear about it? No I have not, this is gonna be good. Look man, everybody can talk all the shit they want. Yeah. But I'm the best in the business at it. I really am, I'm sorry, I know that garners

more and more hate and more and more people's heads explode Yeah, well, but I'm just playing better at it than everybody else You know why why cuz I take a bomb full of shit. Uh-huh. I drop it. Yeah, and then I walk away Whereas everybody else they drop a bomb of shit. It's not as good. It's not as good of a bomb as mine My bombs are better. I look at my bombs. I say these are better bombs than theirs. But I dropped my shit bomb. I leave. Right? All these other people, they drop their shit bomb and then they want to look around and wait for everyone's approval and see who liked it and see who didn't. That's not the whole point of talking shit. The whole point of

talking shit. Drop shit bomb, giggle and leave. Wow, he's gotta figure it out, this guy. He's doing the internet thing better than all of us, it turns out. Clearly. Yeah, because a scorned lover was seething over at Nobody Likes Onions, which proves that Aaron's getting over on him.

If the guy's seething, it must be because Aaron's bothering him so much that he's gotta buddy up with Patrick Melton so This is him explaining that some more he ran off to Patrick Melton's chat Oh boy, now. This is a man who has sexually harassed a ten-year-old girl. Okay. I'm gonna pause it right there He's gonna bring this point up a bunch of times Sexually harassed a ten-year-old girl. He's saying that Patrick Mountain has done this

Okay. Mm-hmm. What happened was? Patrick they were talking about cup holders Patrick made a joke because Aaron's the one who brought his daughter his 10 year old daughter Onto the internet right by showing them singing karaoke to rub it in Nick Rekate his face that he had his kids taken away from him. So he's just like, look how much fun I'm having with my daughter. You didn't even have your kids. Ha ha. So he'd never done that before until they got their kids taken away from them. So Patrick made a joke about a cup holder and saying, well, you know, if your daughter's standing on her head, there's a cup holder joke, obviously,

not talking about lusting anyone it's that sexual harassment it's a joke it's not the world's funniest joke I mean I've tried it's not even a good couple. It doesn't work yeah right which is part of the problem with this joke but ever since then it's very similar to stuttering John repeating what I've said about his daughter over and over and over again it's like well that was like a one-off thing that he said, but you keep bringing it up. But of course, every day he brings it up, it's a worse and worse offense that Patrick has committed. So now it's, he's sexually harassing a 10 year old girl.

And who has sexually harassed a 10 year old girl on his streams over and over and over. His girlfriend's ex-stepdaughter has been sexually harassed by this man. So he's saying Nick Rekade, his girlfriend, April, his ex-wife, ex-stepdaughter, his daughter, being sexually harassed over and over and over again. Can you be sexually harassed if you don't know what's happening? Is his daughter watching NLO going, oh my God, he's sexually harassing me again. What the fuck with this guy? It's out of control, and I don't know I don't know the answer to that is that sexual harassment Adam

The question was can you be sexually harassed if you don't know what's happening? I mean you can be passed out Yes, correct. That's a very different thing. It. Let's let's say you don't know what's happening You're not in the same room with this person. You don't even know they exist If you find out afterwards yes, if you never know what happened, I guess not. Okay. Well, it's happening. You were like, I wasn't going for a serious answer, Adam, while you're trying to drag it all down.

No, no, I appreciate that because he keeps saying it's fact. She's been sexually harassed over and over again. I would think if you sexually harassed a 10-year-old, press charges. Well, this is what I was talking about with the earlier phone call on the Brooke and Jeffrey show. Did you change my daughter at school and expect me to not want to talk about that. What's happening here? Is it the same thing? Yeah, it's like, okay This sounds like a very serious thing that's going on. This isn't just like hurling insults on the internet We're saying he's sexually harassing your 10 year old daughter saying it over and over you should throw him in jail like press

Charges against him. Why aren't there police in his house right now? What are you waiting for? Yeah, you're really taking this in stride, buddy. Yeah, right, what the fuck? It reminds me of when John was complaining that Kumia was harassing his kids, and Chrissy Mayer was like, are your kids listening to Kumia? Yeah, do they know about this? How would they know about it?

Yeah. Yeah. Because they want to be the victim so badly. This is where, again, with the parallels to Settling John, where there's a tweet making fun of John's Kid so I couldn't remember the gender so I just went with Ken. I'm like oh, which is it now so He gives it over device to make a part of this TV show and to show that up on vice to show that John's the victim not care giving a fuck about his kid Much like obviously Aaron doesn't give a fuck about his daughter

Cuz he's bringing this up over and over again As long as I make my enemy look shittier than I am shitty exactly then I can throw my family under the bus doesn't another Win yep live on stream Mr.. Morality mr.. Worried about people becoming you know victims and what he's completely full of shit To prove that he is a He's completely full of shit To prove that he is a jilted lover to prove that he has a crush on me and he misses me and he can't help it And I understand look I'm a catch. Okay. I think you do catch So he's explained that this proves Nick Reketa is a jilted lover

he's not over the relationship he had with Aaron because now he's running to Melton who should not be a guy that he would get with In any way because this guy's actually harassing 10 year olds. It's it's crazy that he would do such a thing and This is him explaining. I don't think he understands what the word seething means, but he sure uses it a lot We could create a super cut if we wanted to I mean one of us has a show that still makes money And that would be me. One of us has to see then somebody else's chat and pay money for it.

Oh, that would be a you. So he goes on and he starts seething about this stuff. And obviously Melton's seething because, well, he has to grab on to steel-toed coattails to eat. Yeah, and that's a lot of eating. So Nick's in there seething about all this stuff. But while he is, he is confirming a lot of the stuff that I said is true. And I'm just watching going. You really don't know. I wasn't watching but I was like

I go on Kiwi Farms. I see the screen. Okay, caught himself for a second there. It sounded like he was watching NLO. He wasn't watching so he'll explain So I thought he sets the bomb off the brilliant bomb and then Disappears not sets the bomb off and then goes and hides in the basement and checks the internet to see what everybody's saying about Right, and then goes to the message board and there's a whole thread there doesn't like Nick Reketa So he loves going on that message board and ooh what happened today? Oh, oh, he's that he's that with Patrick Mountain. He's seething with Patrick Mountain, right? It's the opposite of what is really like a merry prankster Yeah, he would set off the bomb and then stay and turn the result into good radio instead of not this just

Bragging boastful shit. Yeah, it's the opposite of what he how we set up this whole thing and he catches himself Hands are always on his face, too confirming a lot of the stuff that I said is true and I'm just watching going You really don't know I wasn't watching but I was like I go on kiwi farms I see the screenshots and I go you really don't know how to do this You are tragically bad. Okay, so Nick Rekeda was on there embarrassing himself.

He's seething about Aaron. Aaron's a winner, and it's obvious now that Nick is jealous and upset. He played all his cards wrong. And let's remember that Aaron is a shock jock. He lost his job on the radio because he went after another morning host so viciously that they're like, yeah, we can't have this on the radio.

Then he went over to Twitch, he got kicked off of Twitch. And now he's on YouTube and he has to have Rumble Fridays because he's a shock jock and he'll just, he'll go there, he'll cross the line, he doesn't care. He comes from the old O and A mentality of anything goes. So he's seething in Patrick Mountain's chat He comes from the old O and A mentality of anything goes so He's seething in Patrick Mountain's chat and giving Patrick money, and I don't know if he doesn't realize that this is a guy I Mean you're you're facing charge felony charges for drugs and other charges for

You know not abusing children, but neglecting children and child endangerment and all that shit. And you're going to give money to a guy who the whole Internet is going after right now because he's made remarkably offensive sexual comments about kids, even endorsing AI cheese pizza. Remarkably offensive things that Patrick Melton is doing over on his show. The whole Internet is going after Patrick Melton right now. I don't know if you realize that you're on the Internet. Yeah, I was enjoying his show last night. It's pretty good. Yeah, pretty funny I was enjoying a lot of jokes as well But apparently the entire internet's going after which means either a erin's a liar Or b he doesn't understand how the internet works could be bull No

They actually showed up to my house with a bunch of pitchforks and hoods and they knocked on the door and I told them I Couldn't make it tonight the next time. Okay, so they were trying to recruit you. They're organizing. Yeah, that makes sense That's what the internet does they go around in person So he's going man, it's it's so offensive This this is a guy who everyone's going after because he's making jokes about sexualizing a 10 year old He didn't cup holder is not a sexual thing And then he says, and then he's even talking about AI cheese pizza. Let me just break down what that's all about.

At one point, Patrick was talking on a show about, would it be okay to use AI to make CP because there wouldn't be any victims in it. And it's something you can pose as a thought starter or conversation. You can have that conversation. And Patrick immediately went, oh wait, AI has to learn from source material. So no, nevermind, terrible idea. So he figured it out very quickly. But it's not like this crazy thing. You just be like, holy shit, he's pondering such a thing. Like, yeah, he's pondering that is provocative Internet show. Yep, just like you say a lot of crazy shit on your show Aaron but apparently that's a step too far and no one can be friends with him, especially if they have

You know felony charges looming over them Were you also in the chat room of nobody likes onions? We're gonna have to increase the charges on this guy. He's just not understanding how serious this is. And apparently when Nick Reketa was in there with Patrick Melton, he was getting hammered. Now he was still being hammered in this chat like 80-20. They were still beating the shit out of him. That's funny, because Aaron wasn't watching the show.

He just saw images of it on Kiwi farms he said. But now he knows that he was getting hammered in the chat room and everyone on YouTube is hammering Nick when he's in the chat room. And when is this the gaslighting part? Oh, I'm going to prove it. Oh, okay. Because yeah, this is just all of Aaron Watts all of this is gasoline. Yeah, and I'm gonna prove it and so When Aaron's on his show the YouTube chat watch it. It's fun. I do it's all cloning him and When that happens, he's like, oh that doesn't matter, you know, who cares about those people? It's just the internet They're gonna say shit but if people are making fun of Nick that does matter and

80% of the people don't like Nick and we should address that and make a point of it. Okay, so it's important. When Kiwi Farms making fun of Nick Riquetta, it's important. When Kiwi Farms is posting court papers that say you headbutted your ex-wife, that's fake and no one can believe it. This is how Aaron lives his life for some reason. It's like, well, just take all of the internet or none of it.

Take all of the threads at Kiwi Farms or take none of the threads at Kiwi Farms. All the comments are none of the comments. Selectively choosing the ones. You read reviews or you don't. You can't just believe the good ones and ignore the bad ones. Correct.

And he's doing this actively on his show. Matt's sitting there like an idiot, he never pushes back or anything. But everyone else who's watching this is like, well no, we see what's going on here and then this is a great clip he describes himself to a T this is projecting he's a wet-brained moron narcissist and he can't help himself gotcha okay there is no rhyme or reason to this guy there's no strategy everything he does is a fail everything he does turns out to be the wrong move if he's a choose your

own adventure book he's just always taking the left hand turns into the graveyard or oncoming traffic. Like he's just constantly fucked. Okay. So he's explained that Nick Rekade is doing everything wrong. He's an idiot, can't get out of his own way. So I went back to this episode of Nobody Likes Onions that he's referring to, to see if there's any truth into this.

Nick Rekade is seething in the chat room and giving Patrick money just because he's so upset with Aaron I can't take it anymore so let's start with what he's doing in there as he's enjoying nobody likes onions just stop oh no oh no Oh no. Reketa law five membership. I'm not mashing dicks. So Nick is gifting memberships. That's the first time we see him in the chat. You're gonna have to get over it. All right. So that's odd, but maybe there's something else.

I'm sure there's more to it. It's a long program. He goes on for over four hours in this. Also, if you look at the chat, as they're realizing that Nick Reketa is there, everyone's like, holy shit, it's Nick, look at that. They're all excited to see him. Hey Nick, oh boy, Nicky Rex, nice.

So that's what's really going on. It doesn't look like it's 80-20, but maybe I'm wrong. So this is another Super Chat that that comes in where they're talking about, um, remember I mentioned that Aaron told a story where they got into a strip club and they did coke and they got drunk and then they went back to the hotel room and they did more coke and they started playing strip twister. Yes. Okay. So this is a comment that, uh, that comes in during his show. Hey dad, Rick had a law member for four months and I don't know. I, how do you tell if it's the

real one, the twister deal. He doesn't want to bring up getting erect when I was bent over during the game. April just joked about it. He couldn't get over it. Is that the real Riketa? Did he get, did he really get hard when you played twister? Oh boy. So you see that slope. If you don't get hard, it's embarrassing. I mean, it depends on what point you do get hard. And I guess, so if you see that on Kiwi farms, you go, Oh, okay. This guy is obviously lashing out cause I told a story. So he's trying to make me look bad now. So I can understand why Aaron would be, uh, saying some of the things that he was saying on his show about that.

The question is, is that the real Nick Ricada? Because anyone can change their name on YouTube and put up any avatar they want and call themselves whatever. So let's see if we can get to the bottom of that. Um, hold on. Let me see something. Cause if like we're Katison in like, was this not you? No check mark on that. And is this not you? And is this not you? None of these have the little check mark on my system. So Nick's in the chat going, that's not me. And so I grabbed some screen grabs of what Nick was saying in the chat here. That one is not me.

I have a check mark. You can see Reketa Law with the check mark you see where Cate a law with the check mark here and Then he goes on to say in the chat as they're discussing this I used my membership to chat an hour ago Before that four-month one, I think I've only been a member for two months So the guy who put in there for four months and was talking about the naked twister boner thing wasn't him So if Aaron actually knew what he was talking about the naked twister boner thing, wasn't him. So if Aaron actually knew what he was talking about, he would know that these things that he's acting like,

oh, this guy's seething, he's so upset, was not Nick Riquet, it was just some guy fuckin' around in the chat. And this is another fake one that's actually pretty funny. A big if true, this is a fake one, I believe. Aaron would sometimes wear my daughter's t-shirts Jesus Christ kids are stupid Again this is Aaron either being willfully ignorant, which is very possible

He does that a lot or just dumb and not understanding what's actually going on and maybe Kiwi Farms Gave him the wrong understanding of what was happening on and. Maybe Kiwi Farms gave him the wrong understanding of what was happening on NOL. Kiwi Farms? I know, you wouldn't think so. They're usually nothing but truth tellers over there. But this is what Nick really posted. Here's an example of what he was really saying. Oh, Rekena Law, being so cool,

you need someone to chronicle it was never on my bingo card. So what Nick's referred to here is the fact that Aaron felt the need to come out and tell all these stories about, yeah, we were swapping wives and we were doing drugs and we doing this thing and that thing. And Nick's just like, yeah, no one else is going out and telling them all the cool shit they're up to in order to prove to the internet how cool they are. And Patrick agrees.

Being so cool. You need someone to chronicle it was never on my bingo card. I agree. You know, the best stories in my life, some of the, some of the coolest things I've ever done, some of the most bad ass things I've ever done. Some of the most bad ass things I've ever done. Some of the craziest places I've ever been and situations I've been involved in. I can never, ever talk about, I just can't. There's no photos. There's no stories out there. No one knows. It's just up here. It's just memories

And it's not for clout or proving to anyone else you're a bad it just Literally, I literally can't be talked about can't yes, that's perfectly fine That's the way it should be correct and that's the part part that Aaron doesn't understand That's why you can't trust him. You can't be friends with them I don't know why slam piece is Trusting him at all because as soon as they break up He'll have all these stories about her just like he has about April and his wife before that He's an asshole. So I'm here for you slam piece One more clip out here, it's just kind of funny because Aaron is recounting

the story about how they were having this back and forth with Nick, him and Nick are having this back and forth and they were fighting and they were, you know, ending the whatever they were doing, life swapping thing. And so this is how Aaron dealt with it, which is a little childish. You ask me, Oh, no, it was on a signal that he was doing that. He wrote that on signal. I blocked him on signal, blocked him on my phone and then just deleted the number because I wanted to get some sleep that night.

Deleted the number because I wanted to get some sleep that night. Why the fuck you lying? Why you always lying? sleep that night. The only other person I've ever heard say this is Chad motherfucking Zoomox. Yes, Chad always claims that too that he calls in and messages him all the time. That's our presentation for today. Adam, thoughts, comments, suggestions? Yeah, I just want to ask you about Aaron and his host there. He seems to only like hosts that are lesser than him on every level. It has to be someone he can kind of big time.

And he insists on them sitting next to him, which I'm assuming is not just because of camera limitations. He can't make eye contact. And he has it set up in this way where no one looks him in the eye ever. And if he were to look someone in the eye, his talking would have to stop and they'd have to have this moment that he won't allow to happen. So he just has these people next to him that yes, end him.

And he can say whatever he wants and looks everywhere. But something tells me if they were sitting across from each other, you know, like a fucking podcast, they'd be able to take each other in and actually have moments, but he's avoiding that at all costs. I know a conversation. You're right. No, he does something similar to John and it's something they're brave at, but it shows no forethought, which is, I will win this moment. Whatever it takes, lie, cheat, steal, I will win this moment, not thinking about the future or fact checking. And as long as I win that moment, I've won. Other people who think about the future, they can't just say whatever they want. And he is chronicling his demise in real time and acting like it's a win because we're

all tuning in. But we're all watching this flame go out. He thinks it's getting bigger. The flame gets bigger right before it goes out. And that's what we're witnessing right now a little bigger, and then it's gone. And he's gonna go away, having learned nothing. And all of his enemies are Going to thrive and we all see this but he doesn't and that is just riveting and heartbreaking That's a great metaphor. He even said on his show today that Patrick Melton show is dying. He has more viewers

He's doing better But all you have to do is watch why people are watching him. And it's very obvious when you look at the chat, when you look at what people are posting online about the show, we're watching because we're like, holy shit, he's turning on the webcam again today after what he did yesterday, the day before that. And I also love the point you made, because John does do the same thing, where when he turns on the webcam, he's gotta get not just a W as far as money coming in, but a win against the haters.

And so he is going to battle every time he's turning on the webcam, how am I gonna win this battle today? Rather than just put on an entertaining show, which is what he used to, in my opinion, he used to just put on a show. And now it's completely flipped. And what's unique to both of them is that win

can just be an L for their enemy. Their enemy gets an L and they take that as a win. Like, Isso goes away to prison and he thinks that's a win. No, that's just a loss for everybody. Yeah, it's just a horrible thing. And Aaron's the same way. You know, it's just a horrible thing. And Aaron's the same way. So is Chad Zuback.

It's really him. Chad Zuback does the same thing too, where it's just constantly like, how am I going to fight the haters today? And how am I going to get a W on them? And everyone's going to say that I won the day today. It's like, that's not how any of this works. I was in New York and I saw this Broadway show with James Franco. And the next, that day, I guess, he was at the stage door signing autographs

and this girl, he put his phone number in it. And then they had a conversation that night and he got busted publicly for inviting an underage girl to go to his hotel room. And it just so happened, this story broke and it was huge. And the next day, he had a New York Public One interview schedule to promote his Broadway show. This is public access in New York. He kept the interview and he used it as a place to combat all of these allegations.

Now, the fact that everyone, including me, was tuning into New York Public One that morning, gave them a boost of ratings. But I would not call this a win for James Franco or the toe. The fact that you committed a horrible act and now everyone wants to see your reaction is not a win. It might feel like it when you're checking the goal and the numbers. But if you have any kind of perspective or any kind of just care about your own future or your own family You would realize this is a big loss and you're going away really soon But then James Franco went on to make tons of movies and he celebrated by Hollywood, right? Well, it was interesting because he did something I watched it something that no one had ever done Which was the this these interviewers could not believe the get they had and James Franco sits down and they're not used to this.

They're just used to fluff pieces. So the first thing James Franco said was, before you ask me anything, I just wanna say, and then he admitted what he did, expressed regret, owned all of it and ranted for about 15 minutes taking responsibility, deeply apologizing and explaining what he's doing to go better. Whether you believe it or not,

he left that interviewer in this position where they were like, okay, we don't have anything left to say about that. Okay, let's just do the fluff piece. Because he talked, Aaron's never done that. If he was like, that girl's a liar and her father is setting me up due to a conspiracy because I'm so good at acting that they can't like it wouldn't have worked but he owned it and

it bought him some time so something to me something's a bunch of his students and stuff yeah he didn't learn the lesson but there's something to be said for just being honest at admitting it and it's not even taking it out I was gonna say like take the L but it's not even really taking the L it's just owning the situation like owning the moment and understanding like I wasn't at my best today and I understand why I'm being criticized and If Aaron would do that one fucking touch why these guys become little cows Because they can never bring themselves to just say like John this week is a debacle

I can't wait to talk about something John this week. He looks terrible He's making all the wrong decisions And if he would just sit down and I have a clip coming up where he is gonna make an excuse to realize he has no excuse and there's this moment just like He still wants to come up with something just can't come up with that because they never think once to just be like yeah This one's on me guys. I fuck this one up my bad and in this world of on me guys. I fucked this one up, my bad. And in this world of me too and people figuring out what they're comfortable with sexually,

we do need leaders who've been in these positions who can say, okay, here's the mess I got myself in. Here's what I think is right and here's what I'm gonna do. And if Aaron actually did that, I mean, think about where he'd be and where we'd be. He could be a leader. He could show us how it's done. I got seduced by this.

I didn't respect my wife enough. I got into drugs. I did all these things. If he just admitted it, instead of thinking this is a Star Wars cowboy good versus evil world where he can only be the hero, that's where he lost all of us. There was a moment there where he had an opportunity to turn it around me right that's why he came out at first where he was admitting all these things he did wrong and then he

Immediately and that was like a week or two where he's just like guys. I'm doing the wrong thing I'm cleaning up my act but at the same time he's going other people in my life aren't cleaning up their act it was immediately like turn let's turn everyone against April and let's get the immediately like, let's turn everyone against April and let's get the rickadahs busted and let's get a search warrant going. It's just like, all right, so you try to manipulate people. You weren't actually owning up to it. And it was very apparent when Keanu was talking about it recently, because suddenly you're like, do you see the victims are not just your family.

Your victims are anyone who comes in contact with you. Because Keanu was doing what I would do, or what any decent person would do, is like, I'll extend some courtesy to my friend. I will be there for them. I will do. Is there anything I can do? Yes, you can come on my show.

OK, I offered. I will do that for you. And then she realizes later, oh, I was used. I was like, I was supporting this and him. And he was using me as a woman to soften what i've been accused of without telling me Without discussing it with me. He knew that like, you know trump having people of certain ethnicities right behind him in the audience That's what kiano was doing the difference between kiano and those trump supporters the trump supporters knew kiano didn't that's not cool Yeah, it was very much. Uh, you were friends friends with April and you still like me, therefore it's

April's the problem. He set that up purposely to give that impression to everyone. Like, okay, Aaron's the good guy. Because Keanu was friends with both of them and she's still friends with Aaron. And that has obviously flipped now that truth has come out about Aaron and Keanu's thought about that about that. Another moment's passed. Imagine if I was accused of a vicious sex crime, but kept my co-hosting WATP appointment and then showed up here and you were like, how you doing, Adam?

I'm like, great, the numbers are gonna be great, let's go. Right, yes. You'd be like, something's wrong, Adam. You need to take this in maybe. No, no, no, here we go. Look at the chat. It's wild. All I see is the chats flying. I'm not even reading what they're saying.

Let's go. Trying to think of an example, but there's been times, oh, a great one is Anthony Weiner, where there's this heinous sex crime allegation or whatever. And then the wife has to stand there next to him during the press conference and act like they're supporting him. It's like, oh, you're just trying to manipulate people.

You're using your wife right now she doesn't want to be there she wants to fucking murder you right now just be beating the shit out of you but you're like come on we're in politics we got to stand here together and put on an appearance and wieners wife's a politician she knew what she was doing Keanu didn't that wasn't fair correct I know the moments past it was there what were you gonna? Oh, we more than summed it up. Okay. Very good. Well, in that case, I definitely want to get into what John's been up to this week. Oh, you know what you just reminded me of?

I know you're a musician. I wanted to get your take on Ken Tamplin. I was actually going to bring some more Ken Tamplin clips. I ran out of time with all the things that are going on this week. Two shows a week is not enough anymore. There's so much going on but what's your take on this vocal coach who turned out to be a bit of a fraud? Oh? Yeah, there's a lot of guys like that. I felt really bad for him that was really yeah He's holding on to something in line of people and it just made me feel bad. I didn't like him

Well, I said I don't feel bad because he's been doing this for so long and making all this money And then the way he reacts is like I didn't do anything wrong you guys are jealous. Of course I can hit all the notes and I can play all the guitar licks. I don't know if that's the right way to go about it. This might turn out to be historically significant what we're going to watch today depending on what happens. Right. historically significant what we're going to watch today, depending on what happens. And we're all hoping that it's not too bad. The storm that's coming through Florida,

obviously I'm hoping more than some other people, but there's a lot of people involved in the dabble verse that are being affected by this. It's going right through Tampa. So obviously we're talking about Joey C, talking about Chad Zumock. We got stuttering John Melendez in Cape Coral. My friend Monique lives down there, although fortunately she's gotten out. She's a smart person. She's not there right now, but she has a home there. So there's a lot of people involved in this Hurricane Milton. And so I had to check in on John today I'm not usually this quick with a turnaround but this is from just a couple hours ago where John came on his show to talk about his response

to Hurricane Milton coming down I mean it's pretty much there now from what I've heard the storms really bad but it's supposed to hit around 1 a.m. Or midnight tonight Hey everybody, I thought I'd do the special show without a green screen today as I am dealing with Hurricane Milton He looks like shit. He came on 25 minutes late on the show today The guy did not pack the comb that he used to use when he lived in LA.

Yeah, he looks like he's dealing with a lot more than the hurricane. Yes, and this just proves like you don't need a green screen, John. It's never been a necessary component to your show. Actually, it's just fodder for us as you fuck with your green screen. For the first time, I'm like recording this going,

oh, I can't wait to see how we fucked up the green screen today. There is no I'm like okay I got nothing there you go, but it's excuse for not having the green screen was you know there's a hurricane coming What the fuck does that have to do with your screen? When I when I'm down in Cape Coral I set up a green screen I leave it there the whole time I'm there so every time I broadcast it's there for me It's like why can't you have a green screen actually I just realize I know I don't the answer to that. Yeah, right. We're going to find out momentarily, which is hilarious. Hurricane Milton, just, just the outskirts right now. We, uh, you know, I mean the winds are gusting, but it's not crazy yet, but it hasn't hit us yet. And we're on, we're on a direct path.

I have my friends staying with me. Oh boy. Who have a house in Matt Lashay and that was an evacuation zone. I'm not in an evacuation zone. So if you're familiar with this area, I know you've been down there with me. Matt Lachey is about a seven minute drive. Yeah. From where John and I live. It's extremely close and he's like, guys, I'm taking care of my friends. They're staying with me. You're all getting the same storm. I realize Matt Lachey is on the water and so there's definitely more issues with flooding. Correct. But most people who are

staying with friends are staying with friends are staying with friends in a different state. Yeah. You know, hundreds of miles away from this thing that's coming through. But for John, he's helping out his friends who live down the street from him. Okay.

Also would have evacuated. I know a lot of you have been telling me to evacuate. I know my kids have. I know my mother has. I know my brother has. I know my kids have I know my mother has I know my brother has I know my friends have everybody's telling me to get the fuck out of here. The issue being is where am I gonna go? Okay I have to pause it right there. This is crazy. So the mom, his kids, brother, friends, everyone telling him to leave and he says I got nowhere to go. The family that doesn't like him that The mom, his kids, brother, friends, everyone telling him to

leave. And he says, I got nowhere to go. The family that doesn't like him that will reach out to him in this time, according to him, and I would assume that this is probably real. I know I've had people reach out to me just because I have a house there. A lot of people reached out. This is a big deal. This is big news right now. And they're all saying she get out of there and John goes, well, I don't have

anywhere to go. I was watching Governor DeSantis's brief today, this morning, and they were talking about all the shelters they have set up, plenty of room in all these shelters. There's websites you can go to to find out where you can go. If you need a place to stay, there's hotels you could drive to, stay in a hotel room. This guy just traveled across the country with cats from LA to New York and then New York to Florida. And he doesn't know that you can drive up to Georgia or something or drive down to Miami and get a hotel room? How is that possible?

This is a horrible excuse. They're even saying during this press conference I was watching today, like if you think it's too late, it's not. We have room in designated shelters. If you could get to them, get to them. And John goes, no, I just had my friends over. Yeah, he's having a sleepover.

He is. And this gets crazy. And I bet he's not helping out these friends. I bet they're helping him out in some way. Oh, yeah. Oh, they are his friends and they all have one thing in common. Alcoholism. Alcoholism. Yes, of course. He knows them. These are friends from the pub. Yes, just we're not going to leave and agree to stay with him because they don't want to be alone. It's too scary. And it really does show you why giving money to

john or holding an intervention will never ever help. That's my worst nightmare is to have my parents, my friends, my family all come to me to tell me something and have me just ignore it. That's when you know you've gone too far. That's a nightmare if everyone came to you and said, you have to stop and you're like, nah, nah, I'm not even gonna consider it. And I'm gonna be the kind of person

whose biggest excuse is, no one ever told me. How would I know? Yeah. What would you guys know about it? Well, you notice how this was crazy. They were showing this on Tookie Soup, where Chad Zumach's not leaving.

And Chad Zumach's walking around his neighborhood. And it's like this really ominous thing. We just hear the birds. It's like sundown time sure and There's no cars. There's no people. It's just him walker. I was like wow it's like a ghost out like Everyone is leaving Tampa. I should rob some houses That was another thing to say to stock to my like we're bringing in officer or law enforcement from all over So we think you're gonna take this opportunity to loot we will get you. Yeah, Chad. He's talking to Chad directly I want to bring in a very scary character in this time. It is

Halloween Cardiff electric is here Cardiff do you have a vampire name like Maddox does that you go by? No I was looking for my rain sound effects. Sorry too soon. This is a this is a dookie soup I'm not here for sound effects. All right let's get back to there you go let's get back to John making excuses or justifying his behavior. I mean, and you know, I had this conversation with Brian Karen. He's like, try and get on a plane. It's like, I got,

then I got to love the cats and it's just, you know, look, this is before he had Brian on today, right? Okay. I argued with Brian. I have that clip coming up. Yes. It's hilarious But what I'm not saying I'm safe by any stretch of imagination. I Mean, you know I already Just text my kids and said hey, man, God forbid happens to me, you know You know, you know, I already notified my mother all The house and all my assets will go to them. Cause I haven't done them. I haven't done a William too damn young.

And this is even worse than what we were talking about. Not only is he not listening to his children, he's going, Oh, and by the way, dad might not make it. And in that case, don't worry. Reach out to grandma. And this is in text form. Oh, of course it is. You might want to call me before I die. Yeah Could you imagine being this guy's kid and you're just like dad you gotta get out of there. You're probably days ago Daddy, I gotta get out of there. What are you doing? No, not leaving but just so you know Dad might not make it through this Jesus do you see his reaction when when some people said I should go and he's like, uh,

reaction when when some people said I should go and he's like I can't do that because the thought of it of just doing all that was so difficult to him he couldn't even fathom it you know what's difficult and hard for me to fathom choosing to say goodbye to my children and mother instead of just packing up a car and driving he would rather do that than just evacuate. He is, he's really comfortable dying. He is kinda hoping for it in his own way. We've seen it. This is just ridiculous. He would rather drink and sit than do anything else.

And he won't listen to the doctor. He won't listen to his mother. He won't listen to his kids. It's really, and he's wearing a fucking pink shirt. I thought you weren't allowed to wear pink. What's the deal? Go drive to Miami. You could have a good time. There you go. Yeah fit right in This is more from uh today's episode. Am I worried? Yeah, am I gonna drink heavily? Absolutely and

I'm hoping that You know It's not as bad as the news and say it is. And you know, they are really trying to scare the fuck out of you. I got to watch a little bit of boom cock. And talk about zoom. That's his new name. I don't even understand what it means. It's boom cock terrible. Yeah. You know, I look he's in Tampa. I wish him well. I hope he is safe. I'm not an asshole like that. But I do agree with him on

one thing. I mean, how many people I know they do it because they care. So it can't be misconstrued in any other way. misconstrued in any other way by just that very fact these people care and and they're worried about me which is but it's so fucking annoying that they keep telling me what to do where's he going with this it's fucking nuts which is I'm I'm grateful I'm I'm very wealthy when it comes to family and friends and and and Well and everything else but right. Oh mad He has to continue that lie. He's got so many friends and family care about also

He's loaded. It's got tons of money, but he also doesn't know where to go if he were to evacuate This is Mersh left. Do you know anyone knows I forgot Mersh is also in in the Tampa area No, they're staying in Florida. Yeah, everyone's saying all of these idiots Chad Joey see Mersh. I know Royce is more inland, but what are they doing? I mean, there's there's places in Florida. You can obviously stay but yeah do some preparations. Yeah She's probably not gonna get flooded out and die from that Yes, he's probably not gonna get flooded out and die from that But it's three weeks from now He's still gonna be trying to find food because all the bridges are washed out and they can't get to him and right Probably well and that's one of the points I was going to make on this is that

John and we'll get to more clips of this where he's going look at it was my time to go It's my time to go but it's my time to go. But it's so selfish, for a number of reasons, obviously the family, but also the rescue workers who then have to go find these fucking people who decided not to leave, and then they risk their lives. Because you decided like, I don't give a shit about my life. Like, great. Thanks for moving to Florida asshole. Appreciate it. The exact kind of attitude that he showed to people that weren't

comfortable getting the vaccine. He's like, if there's a thing you can do to save your life and you're not doing it, you should just die. Yeah, he did say that. He would say these rescue workers should not be wasting their time on people like him. He had a choice. He made the wrong choice. Live with the consequences.

I couldn't get the vaccine. I had cats. Right, I made the cats and you know, there's a right aid, but it's closing. I don't know. Shelves are empty. Um, all right. This is ridiculous. And he says this, I have over a half a tank of gas. I probably could have made it to Orlando. Orlando. That's right in the path. You. No one's back evacuated to Orlando He gets there like this is a ghost town too. What the fuck? Where is everyone? He's standing in the middle of Disney world. Yeah

Then again Orlando's getting hit pretty fucking bad. I probably could have liked to Miami. Uh-huh. I don't know what I do Do you do blow? Yeah, what do you think you do? If I made it to Miami, then what would I do? Do you know there's a lot of hotels in Miami? You ever heard of that? Find a bar. Yeah, there's bars, there's clubs, there's hotels.

He's accidentally speaking like someone who's broke. Yeah, right. That's what he's really showing you. I got a half tank of gas. I could make it to Orlando, maybe Miami. That's all I heard when I was of gas. Right. I could make it to Orlando, maybe Miami. That's all I heard when I was watching this. Then what would I do? All right. So then he says the Duke, if the Duke is done, the devil verse will die. So now he's explaining to

us that we need to be rooting for him and we are, I'm rooting for John to survive this, obviously. And so then he explains what will happen to the devil verse if he does die during this Lady K would move on to doing Shows about shitty podcasts including his own he should really just do a show about his own podcast because that's how shitty his own Podcast is good stuff pretty funny I'd move on to doing shows about shitty podcasts. I've been doing that for going on nine years now Is he making a farewell speech? I guess Also when people say I should be doing my own show we've done it twice

We've done it twice. I'm not gonna keep it It is funny over the last week or two. He's been saying where he's just throwing out. Where's where's lady K been? He's not talking about me anymore. I'm like, he's not doing shows anymore. I'm like, well, he's kind of doing the exact same schedule He's done for yep a couple years now The thing is that if it's not posted on the two subreddits he goes to he doesn't know about it And that's what he does. He scrolls through those subreddits and if someone doesn't post our thing about John that week He's like, I guess he's not talking about me anymore All right. So then this is interesting because he talks about this text he got from Vince the lawyer.

I got a text from Vince the evil lawyer, my boss. And he said that I guess Lady K and Rocco burrow in a condo, Colorado Springs was, you know, saying that I that I ran away. Okay First off the doxing Rocco thing. Yeah He just can't help himself. What's he trying to accomplish with that? He wants people to harass Rocco or fuck with them or what? Yes. Yeah, he was he was he was Bragging to Rob Saul how he doesn't he barely doxes anybody anymore doesn't put up pictures anymore within five minutes he was threatening mumbling Nick right to give out his real name he's amazing all right so he says I got a I got a text from Vince that Rocco and Carl are saying

that I ran away and one thing that John will never understand for some reason even though I've told this to him to his face multiple times, Vince is always trolling you. Vince is always trolling, and not just John, everyone. Vince is a compulsive liar, which is why it's such a waste of time to communicate with him. This is the the text that he sent to John, you see right here. You'll be fine, the dopes Carl and Rocco thought you ran like a pansy to New York and didn't stay in Cape. Now, this never happened. I have this because Vince said this to me and Rocco. So, I see that he did this and so

John comments out like it's true. This is why Vince is a waste of time. To believe anything he ever says is a waste of everyone's time involved in it. To be fair, I'm the one that said this. Right. Maybe he gave the typo. I believe that he might have gone to Oh, you thought he was smart? I thought there was a chance that he wasn't this stupid.

Well, it's funny you say that because check this out. No, I did not. I did not evacuate, which probably was a smarter move, but you know what? I'm stupid. It probably was a smarter move to get out of here, but I am not smart is the only way you can finish that sentence.

He's admitting it. He doesn't even realize he's admitting it, but he is. He looks like he's giving up. Yes, he does. He didn't even go to the gym in two days. And I mean, that's saying something for this guy. Right, yeah, you're right. I can't even put the green screen up.

He's more disheveled than usual, which is saying something. All right, so let's talk about this Brian Karam misinformation. Brian Karam, say what you want about the guy. I have a lot to say about him. But he does care about John. He wants the best for John and John just has to rag on him. You get disinformation or misinformation if you will. Like Brian Cameron said, the mayor said, get the fuck

you. You are going to die. Now. The mayor said, get the fuck. I mean, you're going to die. Now. I look the mayor to get the fuck. I mean, you're going to mayor's don't often say get the fuck out. I wish I saw that. That would be funny. Yeah. Lovely Warren might've done that, but people thank you for coming. I just want to start out with some statements prepared. Uh, you, you were going to die. Now I looked it up. That's not in Cape Coral. That's in Tampa. There was a mayor of Tampa who said it about Tampa. I know Brian is just being a good buddy. Okay. But the problem is everybody's going to tell you all this shit and you get and then you start freaking out. I think that's

why they're telling you this stuff. Yeah, freak out enough to actually take action. I think that's why that's why most of the people around you have left because they they're freaked out. So then Brian cares on the show. And John calls him on this. He's like, dude, you lied to me. You told me the mayor said to get out or we're going to die. Brian, first of all, when you text me and said the that the mayor said you are going to die, I have to call you out on misinformation.

That was the mayor of Tampa Bay. That's what I said. Oh, okay. Because I'm in Cape Carl. I'm about three hours away from there. Yeah. You're still that. The president just came on and said it's the storm of the century and to get the fuck

out. Yeah. Well, there's nowhere I can go. Well, no, you waited too long now, motherfucker. Now you're stuck there. Yeah. Wow. That's some back and forth. Yeah. Right. I got to call you out. That was the mayor of Tampa.

Yeah, no, that's what I said, Jeff. Reading comprehension skills again, not where they should be. And Brian's like Annoyed with him at this point good. So yeah, I mean, I don't know how else to tell you man Because Brian was one telling him well, there is an airport in Cape Coral You can get to that and there's a possibility and get on a plane and all this stuff But that was only because John had waited so long to evacuate anyway That was like, okay, here are your options at this stage of the game.

And just like, yeah, but then I got cats like, no, you're the one who brought yourself to this point. So he made Brian come on earlier this week, whether it's Sunday or Monday and go Brian explain this to me like Brian walked him through the entire storm. What's happening? What's coming? So Brian took time out of his busy day to walk John through what's gonna happen and give him his best advice

And now we're sitting here on D day and he's Basically telling Brian you lied to me I've had friends in my life that have asked me for advice or we've talked about What they should do about certain things, even down to dumb things, like which computer should I buy, or stuff like that, not necessarily anything crazy. And they never listened to my advice,

I just stopped talking to them. So this is a waste of all of our time. You obviously don't care. And I think Brian's probably getting close to that point, because once you tell someone the right thing to do and they just ignore you, you're like, okay, I'm not gonna stop taking your call now. I don't need this aggravation.

And I don't need a time waster, I hate time wasters. And it's worth noting, Cardiff, during that interview with Brian, the last one he did, when Brian was talking him through it, John was lying to him. And it shows you that John lies to his doctors, he lies to a therapist, he lies to everyone, because Karen was like, how far are you from something? No, he was obviously accusing him.

How far are you from the beach? Yeah, and he was like, 30 miles. He knew if he said a short distance, it would sound bad. So he lied and made up a farther distance. The truth is it's less than seven miles. Yes. And he knows that, but he lied to Brian, who was giving him advice on how to evacuate. So he lies to the doctor, he lies to everyone.

And then says, fuck you for making me feel bad. That shows you his emotional intelligence level. It's just, you said things that made me feel bad. Remember when that lawyer from Bob Levy and those guys was talking to John and at the end of it, the lawyer was like, John, you're all wrong. And John was so, he's like, you don't talk to me like that. You don't talk to me with the truth and tell me real things.

You coddle me or you shut the fuck up. And Brian's realizing that right now. And that was one of the things I picked up on while I was watching this. I don't normally watch him with these guys, it just gets into Trump talk. But it was very interesting because for once, he's not with Rob Saul

He's not with clay dab or who are just gonna be like yeah, John, right? Yeah. Okay. Okay. These are both just like no John You're wrong. This is you should have done this and and original jet is very upset with them I'll get into some of those clips, but Richard just supposed to be leaders your political pundits and leaders You're supposed to be voting for the right people, living by example, and showing leadership. Which is if you don't want people making fun of your kids, you don't make fun of their kids. If you want people to take the vaccine and evacuate, you take the vaccine and evacuate. But I'm glad you brought that up because I almost forgot about that. When he had Brian Careymon earlier this week and Brian goes, how far are you from the beach? And John goes, which beach?

Brian Carey on earlier this week and Brian goes how far are you from the beach and John goes which beach? It's like that sounds about the beach John. How far are you from the coastline? This is buying time and he's in he's also stupid though Cuz you know there aren't a lot of beaches there on beaches in Cape Coral So you have to drive down to Fort Myers you have to drive up So that's what he's think cuz he's an idiot beach, but he's in the northwest quadrant of Cape Coral, which is on the coastline So to your point, it's not 30 miles It's not even close to 30 miles. That was really what he's talking about. Closer to the Gulf of Mexico That's the important thing. So when the doctor asked John, do you drink and how much do you drink a week? Yeah, he's obviously lying. I don't count Kool's lights or Michelob Ultras because that's water. That's water

It's crazy how he for years said I like drink his light beer. I didn't get drunk on it and now admits when Rob saws like come on my show He's like I'm gonna be half in the bag I'm gonna be drunk now. He admits he's wasted on every night It's not worrying with him that kills me. It's it's never what it is It's always some kind of lie or half lie. Not I'm going to be drunk. I'm going to be half in the bag. What is in the bag for you? Because I've seen what you think half in the bag is. And that is embarrassing. All right. So this is where John thought he was

going to come up with something. He started the sentence, thought he was going to come up with something and then realize he's got nothing. You know, and I understand all the concerns, but you got, you know, it's, it's not like, you know, you, I get it. I'm not going to make excuses. I, I thought about going, but I said, you know what? I'm just going to stay. Hey, you know, everyone's gotta go at some point.

Well, Jesus, look at Richo Jedis face. Like what, like you were saying earlier, it's like giving up. They're like, what are we talking about right now? Why are we talking to you anymore? Yeah, what's the point of this? I thought about it. I just thought like I'll just pick my nose I had a lot of pops right there. Yeah, he's really going after it Get the people who are trying to teach him like I thought about it. I'm not stupid. I thought about it and then chose not to. So I'm

intelligent. But Adam, did you see that? The wheels were churning where he was going to come up with the reason why it wasn't possible for him and he couldn't because he realized these guys were warning me far in advance. I'm sure Richard Ojeda was messaging him three or five days ago. John, what's your escape plan? You gotta get out of there. We're watching, we're tracking this. This is happening.

This thing is moving at a pace of nine miles per hour towards his house. It's not like it's, whoa, what just happened? This thing's here? Everyone knew about this. It's been national news for the whole week going on. The truth is revealed. He would much rather, he can't stand. He's so afraid of the thought of being somewhere trapped without alcohol or access to it that

he'd rather just not risk it. Wow. And he found three guys that also go to Stevie tomatoes that feel the same way. They're going to come to his house. Wow. Yeah. They have other benefits too. Yeah.

So listen to this. This is where he explains that they got the supplies they need and they're going to be good. And we have cold cuts and all the food and water that we're going to need. And more importantly, I got to pause it right there. I think it was Clay Dabler. He was telling me, he's like, yeah, I'm going to buy cold cuts. He's like, don't buy cold cuts.

Why would you buy cold cuts? You're going to lose power. I need energy. You're going to lose power for a whole bunch of time. Why would you buy some perishable like that? What are you fucking stupid? Yep sure is do better. We have fire We're back to that again I do not like green turkey and eggs

Sam I am cold cuts and all the food and water that we're gonna need and more importantly I have this eat your beer more and I have tons of beer. That's the thanks for stepping on the joke. More importantly, plenty of beer. It's not a joke. And Brian's not amused by it either. And, and, and bottles of wine and we got tequila, liquor, beer and wine. It's all stocked up for this guys. He'll be fine. So to that, what Adam was saying earlier, he's got a couple over from Matt Lachey to stay with them. And John never talked about having

wine and tequila. So obviously these people are like, okay, you get all the Coors lights you need. My wife drinks wine. I drink tequila. We'll be good to go. It's a potluck. It's a potluck. All right. So Richard actually offers good advice to John right here. This is Richard doesn't say a lot of things that are intelligent in my opinion, but this is one of them. If all else fails and you believe you're going to get hit really hard and you could end up getting flood water in your home, just remember that if you have all of your important documents, take them and stick them in your dishwasher because the dishwasher has a watertight seal.

And if you get 20 foot of fucking damn water in your house, when the water goes down, you can open that and your paperwork will be dry. Well, that's good because I haven't used my dishwasher yet. So that's always good to know. And I'm not touching that line. And also all those important documents are in Las Vegas. Right. He's never... He went out of his way to let us know he doesn't have a will. Yeah, he doesn't have a will. He's never used his dishwasher. Yeah. And we talked about this before. He's using solo cups,

I'm sure paper plates. Yeah. A dishwasher is for lazy people. I love my dishwasher Best why the fuck is he not using it? Why it's more expensive to keep buying solo cups and paper plates It is they just get fucking glassware can't afford the pods and he doesn't know how to operate the dishwasher I think that's what it is. I think it's a bridge too far There's a lot of these on these new dishwashers. All of his talks about cooking or lying, so he only eats from takeout anyway. Maybe he'll buy like a frozen chicken

and throw it in the oven, although who knows if he'd be even doing that. I don't think he has his oven set up. He probably never turned it on, never got the pilot light turned on. What would he do with that? It's crazy. It's crazy how he loves his life.

He's like a child. I don't know if you know this better. Sorry. It's okay for you anything Chris but I'm a bit of a Amateur chef myself and John came on last week talking about using his cast iron skillet Okay, and if anybody knows anything about a cast iron skillet it requires a bit of finesse and maintenance To keep going to maintain to keep from rusting Yeah, that's a skill to a rust you just throw them in a sink full of water. You can't do that There's no way he is using What I would call a semi professional piece of cooking equipment. Maybe you smash in a roach with it very likely so

to the point Where I explained that John is a child, the reason why he's a narcissist, the reason why he behaves the way that he does is because he hasn't matured since the age of six or seven. And when you're six or seven, the last thing you want to be told is to clean your room. You just want to play, you don't want to clean. So he has this couple over and the friends come in and they go, what the fuck is this place?

And the you know, I always open the door for, you know, and their their house is an evacuation zone and they're right on the water. That's awesome. So they are staying with me. And but I got to say, when they got here and saw what a fucking pigsty my house was, they grabbed the broom and the mop and They fucking clean this place fucking to fucking Immaculate shape and I'm not touching that line What an asshole

Yep, you clean my house. I don't want to clean it when I people over I've never thought once be like, oh when they get here They'll probably clean it. It'll be fine They and the fact that they had to get out a mop You know, it's one thing. I'm water. I'm surprised. He has one. Well, you know why he does I'll never forget when he had hitman Dan over for the first time He'd already been in the house a few times hitman Dan comes over and he's like, yeah, so Dan's over He's like we got to get you a vacuum and a mop So we went to Target like hitman did it explain to him like we got to buy some cleaning supplies

I don't think you had a spray bottle to wipe down town leaning you say oh, that's ridiculous Hitman Dan's an interesting one. Somebody brought him up. I think on dabblers today, but For all the things hitman Dan has done for John, you think it would be, hey, John, can you check in on my dad and maybe get him out of there? Oh, that's a good point. Yeah, the Hitman Dan's dead down there. There's been no talk of that at all.

It's his best friend. No checking in on him. That's interesting. Yeah, good point. All right, so I have one more clip on here and this is where you know that John's just not playing with a full deck anymore. The fact that he would bring this up and I don't know how long,

we've all been predicting that Richard Ojeda's gonna wise up. This has gotta be, for Brian Karam, the point where he goes, all right, what am I doing with this guy? So, Brian, I did call you last night. I know I was a little inebriated and I did have some edibles. And I don't think you blame me. I'm trying to cope. I'm trying to cope with this

hurricane. Always an excuse. Well, I was drinking last night because of the hurricane coming the night before that it was Monday night football the night before that Sunday night football the Yankees are the playoffs. It's incredible. Um, and, but, and, and now everyone's going to say, look at the Freudian slip. He said Coke. I know, but I meant cope. Uh, but yeah, yeah, I have plenty of coke, so don't worry. Anyway, so, so we're going to do is,

um, is coke diet coke. See, this is what I love. He's cracking himself up. Now Rob Sal will be going, ha ha ha. Can you give me a Rob Sal? What would Rob Sal be doing with that? Right. And Clay Dabler would be talking over him and stuff. These guys are just like, uh huh, uh huh.

And John's trying to laugh through it and act like it's all fun. And Brian's done enough interviews to know that what this guy's doing is confessing. Like he's seen this. He knows you just get out of the way. John's the kind of guy who thinks I should have a scroll at the bottom of my screen saying, no pedos work here, so don't even ask.

If you showed up to a job interview and they were like, first things first, before you even apply, you need to know No PDF files work here and never will write Okay, I think I'll go somewhere else. He's just giving it up Obvious way can you call your own Freudian slip? No, like if the person's saying it is calling it a Freudian sip that means you really meant coke, right? Yeah, that's a confession Okay, I heard cope

I think those guys do too and so John's the one who's just like I say coke No, I was actually gonna make a joke about you were okay Anyway, so so we're gonna do is um Diet coke wait, so so we're gonna do is Last night, I talked to Brian army major. I couldn't get a hold of you, but I was living Because and yeah, I you know, I took about six grams of edible but I six grams of edible Where's he going with this? I've been I'm high all the time. I'm drunk all of the time and I make sense All the time I'm drunk all of the time and I make sense

What's that how many milligrams are in six grams He has no idea what he's talking about this is like talking to Ray DeVito Six grams is that a lot? Six grams? Is that a lot? Yes. No, you'll be fine, right? Add some more. You know, I took about six grams of edible. But I will tell you, Brian, Brian, can you detect a little, a little, how do you say, half in the baggery I was? I'm detecting it now, John. Yeah. Can you detect a little half in the baggery I was? And back to Adam's point, it's Can you detect a little? Half in the baggery I was. And back to Adam's point, it's a half lie.

You were totally in the bag. Right. He's been doing this more and more. And it must be something you guys have pointed out. His family or someone must be watching to see if he's drinking or not. Because the times he has been drunk, he does a lot of paranoid the next morning,

jokingly asking Rob and anyone that saw it How drunk did he appear because he cannot bring himself to watch it? So he has to ask others and go did I embarrass myself? Did I mean he asked Rob so many times? I wasn't too drunk was I I did a good job Didn't I he wants someone to tell him you were fine. You didn't seem drunk Yeah, Janet's still up on the internet or you can watch all of us talking about it. We've all commented on your latest drug stream. If you want to know how drunk you were.

Just breaking news. Yes. Eight minutes ago, Cape Coral has suspended all emergency services. Yeah, they have to, and the wind's getting that high. They can't put the people out in that. So. All right. Well, Godspeed on the devil verse. I I hope for all of our sake that we get through this and it's not as Catastrophic as it seems like it's going to be Guys I know we've been going along but we have to address Kamala Harris

Going on the Howard Stern shows making all the media rounds this That's not the big news that happened on serious this week oh what's the big news Cardiff Electrics on Jim and Sam were you really yeah this morning congrats cool you called in yeah songs Jim no Jim just Sam okay what did you talk about just the the death of the devil verse with the hurricane tonight. Yes. Oh no shit and Sam actually would time was in yeah Sam was in cool for a minute I didn't I didn't stick around too long awesome. Well if you if you have that send it to me. I'd love to hear it It's in your private chat. Thank you. Okay. Did you know that we spoke yesterday took?

Cardiff did you know that of course? What are you talking about? I called into... What did you call in? I did. Oh, I didn't... oh. I did my OJ impression. Well, that was you. That was me. Oh, that's hilarious. Brilliant. Well done. That's brilliant.

Alright, let's get into it. Can't believe I'm saying this. Props to Opie. He had a tweet that actually got some traction for him. Unbelievable. But of course the big news is that tune in live Tuesday, 1 PM Howard and vice president Kamala Harris. And Opie says, can you let us know when you'll be throwing baloney in her ass? So we don't have to sit through the boring interview. Now low hanging fruit but props to Opie. At the time that I grabbed the screen capture he had 1200 likes 205 comments

70,000 views that's very on opi like as far as social media numbers. He finally went viral. He finally did it good job opster You nailed it with that one. I went with the Sibian for my tweet, and I did not get the Attraction and I'm not making fun of you card, but like that's the obvious thing to do is like how it's changed and lost his way. It's kind of the worst thing that happened to Opie because he thinks that was a win. He doesn't understand it was just timing. I get those thoughts sometimes you think of that low hanging obvious joke and you search Twitter really fast and go, has anyone ever done this?

I can see Opie typing in, you know, baloney's Sivyan No one did it yet. Oh my god. Oh my god John's most viral tweet is again like a real basic simple statement that he has pinned there that was just timing He said it and the algorithm ran with it. He was the first to get it out accidentally Hope he's gonna be studying that tweet and trying to replicate it, not knowing it was not about humor, it was just timing. Is it the word baloney? Director, could baloney at all my tweets?

Is it? That's funny, you're right about that. All right, I went on Drew Lane's show yesterday and I played some clips from this already, so I don't wanna do a lot of repeat of that, but I did put together a little compilation, a little super cut of the of that but I did put together a little compilation a little supercut of the fact that howard stern is freaking out over the idea that trump might win this election and

i don't know if you guys know this is the most important election in our lifetime have you heard this every four fucking years it's the most important election in our lifetime i'm not buying anymore is the boy who cried wolf at this point. Trump's already been president for four years. World War three didn't happen. It's not going to happen this time, but in Howard's mind, because, and there's evidence that Howard's only watching MSNBC. So he's getting completely brainwashed. He's losing his mind. He has Kamala Harris on, and this is just a compilation of him freaking out about this election.

Even when I watched them on Saturday Night Live where they have Maya Rudolph playing you, I hate it. I don't want you being made fun of. There's too much at stake. I believe the entire future of this country right now. I mean, as America landed the free, home of the brave, I think it's literally on the line. Hi, Cruz. I don't even understand how this election is close.

And yes, I'm voting for you, but I would also vote for that wall over there. Let me ask you this. If he wins, God forbid, would you feel safe in this country? Would you stay in this country? How can you be safe? He's saying, oh, I'm just going to do whatever the hell I want. This time, I know what I need to do. With all this pressure on you right now, and you've, oh, I'm just going to do whatever the hell I want. This time I know what I need to do.

With all this pressure on you right now, and you've got to win, you know, you just have to. I really believe it's in for the darkest skies on the planet. Like the sun's literally going to go out. I, this is how I feel. I got to win, Howard. I got to win. You got to win. You got to win. And I love you as vice

president of the United States and I just want to encourage anyone who thinks similarly to me to vote and if you don't agree with me do not vote. It's incredible. He's for free speech as long as it's his free speech. That's I believe the quote from... He has said that before and I brought this up with Drew yesterday but just the fact that he would say look at democracy as we know it is going to end if Trump gets elected And if you think you're gonna vote for Trump don't Then you don't understand how democracy works Obviously, I said the opposite of democracy is everyone should vote for one person and she just stayed office for the rest of her life

Do I would imagine and then her kids could come in and save a monarchy. Why not just do that? What a fucking idiot. So that's, that's where Howard's head is at. And he even talks about watching Joe Scarborough morning Joe every morning when he's talking to Kamala. So that's where he's getting his news information. And of course, Trump is going to become a dictator and end America as soon as he's elected. And uh, as promised's elected. As promised.

Okay, fair enough. So it's not like the Joe Biden interview. He does actually talk. I mean, it's a lot of Trump talk. It's mostly Trump talk. But with the Biden interview, it was a fluff piece. It was ridiculous stories about Joe Biden saving people's lives and all this crazy shit. Two old men whispering to each other.

Biden talking about being teased for stuttering and Howard being like, this is outrageous. Teasing you for stuttering. I don't stand for it. You know, it's such a ridiculous interview. This interview is more about, you know, he's trying to get Kamo elected. He's part of this team that needs to do everything they can to get kamala elected and this I call leading the witness As he's trying to explain why kamala became the prosecutor But uh, your mother moves you to montreal. I think it was in canada when I was in high school just before high school Yeah, so when you're there

One of your friends was sexually molested by a relative. Her stepfather. Stepfather. Yeah. And it was then you knew you wanted to go to law school because you wanted to be the person that people turned to when they were in dire straits. I always knew I wanted to go to law school. I mean, part of some of my heroes were people like Thurgood Marshall, you know, Who understood the power of the law to take the passion from the streets to the courtrooms?

He was trying to set her up for the like you're such a hero. You're Selfless you saw this happen to your friend and so you decided I'm gonna create justice in this world She's like no, it's actually my path the entire time and it doesn't do it. That was a sad story Thanks for bringing it up. up but no there's a few things he brings up in here was just like a six-year-old getting molested and her being on that case i'm like this is such a doubter wow tie it to therapy somehow oh of course he ties to therapy everything turns into therapy at some point for him but i don't want to just talk about howard i want to talk about some of Kamala's responses.

And I thought she made a really good point here. And this is really going out on the limb. For someone running for president, you kind of want to like move towards the center, get as many people to vote for you as possible. So I was surprised she said this. As a society, there has to be a serious consequence for the one person killing another human being, a woman being raped, a child being molested. There has to be serious consequence, and that's the work I've always done for the majority of my career,

and I feel very strongly about it. Ah, wow. You think if someone murders someone else, there should be consequences? Even in the case of rape, there should be consequences? All right, if that what you want to run on I don't know those gonna go along with that Good stuff sounds like communism to me right and what do you think about this interview?

I was I was disappointed in the beginning that Howard went out of his way to say I was so nervous because I want This to go well. We need this to go well for you. Because nobody likes propaganda. Even people that agree with the side don't like being fed propaganda. And when they know intelligent guy, right when they know what propaganda, right? It would be nice if there was at least the illusion that he was going to jump in with some kind of pressing question, or we would get to the bottom of something. So it's as interesting as watching Jesse Waters interview Trump.

It's like, it's just an infomercial. So there's not much going on, but it is worth noting because we talked about Howard last time that he has pivoted from what he used to do to this morning show thing. And by all accounts, he's won. Like he doesn't care what we think, and he has the president and people running for president

showing up on his morning show, making the news that helps sell the stock. Like he's never gonna turn back. He's never gonna address the dabble verse. This is a win. He did what he set out to do. Drew Barrymore has one of those shows, but you're not gonna get the same guess. Drew Barrymore has one of those shows, but you're not going to get the same guess.

There are lots of people with those shows that aren't getting this kind of press and this kind of news. It's just interesting because we all want to know who's listening. We just want to know what are the numbers and who are these people? Is it people from the past or is it current people? Because if it's just the current people, then you're just, you know, telling your own audience what they want to hear. Dane Lizard does bring up a good point though, that even Alex Cooper from Color Daddy had Kamala Harris on this week. So yes, she is doing a big blitz now. But I know what you're saying. Biden wasn't doing any interviews when he got Biden on. So yeah,

that's a big W for in Howard's mind, even though it's turning off his core base. I was watching it was like morning Joe morning Joe settle down settle down. Yeah, when he's just like don't you want morning Joe? She's like, I don't agree with everything. He says it's like Howard. Let's not get crazy left after this conversation I'm trying to be a centrist right now But I was watching a bit of coverage on CNN last night and they were talking about how you know But I was watching a bit of coverage on CNN last night and they were talking about how, you know, Kamala, am I saying it right? Wow. I know they lectured people about, we're going to get into that in a second, but yes, but they were like, and Howard Stern, you know, he's got a primarily male

audience of, you know, I think they said the demographic was 18 to 40 or 18 to 30. I'm like, not a chance. He's turned all of those people off. I, no way. I'm like not a chance. He's turned all of those people off No, I wish I wish I had the power of AI to program like Like train an AI to be Howard Stern up to like 2008 Maybe and then have that AI watch Howard now Oh that we can see what that AI says about Howard Yeah, cuz remember they did that thing where it was

I think Rogan and Trump they did a few AI like what would that conversation be like if that was a podcast You could definitely program that you could take Howard up until 2008 and then feed it all of the Howard Stern episodes from 2015 to now or whatever that would be a very interesting I mean it wouldn't good to say I but it would be an interesting interesting. I mean it wouldn't good to say hi, but it would be an interesting experiment I guess producer Chris because Okay, yeah producer Chris. What are you doing over there? Working on it right now nothing since you hit that Rob cell drop that AI show would just be this show

We're those people we were raised on that how we feel about it now All right, so Kamala also is just like all of us. All right. She's no different than you or me But you said I ate a whole bag of Doritos that night. That's your thing Doritos Oh, I love Doritos original nacho, but let me just tell you, it was a family size bag. Wow. What? Can you believe it? A whole bag. Whoa! Family size.

Ooh! God. Keep it, keep it, keep it. Keep it. Oh, Doritos. But Anna, like you and I, we might be like nervous or stressed out and just like start binge eating crap food. So she's just like us and then she says this.

I sat on the couch. But you're in good shape. Were you like nauseated? I worked out every morning. Did you work out this morning? I did. Where did you work out? On the elliptical at the hotel. Did they bring one up to your room? Yeah. No, so it's actually nothing like that. So now if I requested an elliptical to be sent to my room, that's not part of the room service menu I don't think. But notice how Howard knew, like I wouldn't have even thought of that but he knows. That is interesting. I wouldn't have thought of that either. I would think like they would just close off the gym or something. Like, Amal Harris is in there.

It's just like, oh, no, no, I'm not going anywhere near the peasants. Are you kidding me? She's in a five star hotel. She can't go anywhere near the peasants. I mean, she's running for president. I get it. No, I understand that. I mean, there are some people who are a little bit.

She can go to Planet Fitness. Wacky cuckoo out there. That's for sure. Yeah, she's not going to rate of vetoes, Jim. I understand that. That's a good point. So, as is predictable, about 45 minutes into the conversation, Howard brings up therapy. Because, of course he does!

And God bless you for doing this, because I'm really afraid that people, good people, bright people, are discouraged from going into public service now. They're like, I don't need it. I don't want to be threatened. I don't want to be told that I'm for science and I'm an idiot. The whole thing is crazy. With all the pressure on you, you can't go to a therapist, can you? And say, hey, I want to unload a little bit here.

This is my form of therapy right now. With me? Oh, you think? No, but seriously, because there's still that one taboo in politics. If you go to a therapist, you're weak and you're probably insane. And to me, going with therapists means you're sane. Like you're trying to work on yourself. I only wish Donald would go. So he's really trying to convince her like he does all of his guests

That they needed to go into therapy and i'm a broken record But howard is the worst advertisement for psychotherapy that's ever existed on the face of this earth The guy is agoraphobe. He didn't even leave his house for this interview from what I know. We did this from his home Right. He wasn't even in the same room with Kamala. I know she was in New York. Yeah, she was in New York, but he didn't drive in to do that. He can't do that. He can't leave his house. He can't just go out to eat with friends at one point at the end.

They're talking about the sphere. She saw you to the spheres to Howard. You got to go as if Howard would ever even think about setting foot to the sphere. There's no if serious XM owned it. There was a sphere event for Sirius XM, he would not be there. So he's, he's the worst in the fact that he's being propagandized so much that he thinks if Trump takes over, the sun's going to go out. It's like your therapy is not working.

You're, you are owed a refund at this point. You should be suing your therapist. Well, it's like you say about John giving workout advice. Yes. It's like when you look at him, you're not going to take that advice. And I was listening to this interview and I heard the therapy thing and it finally hit me because instead of saying the same thing that I always would maybe he would be even worse maybe the therapy is just keeping him upright and then if he wasn't doing that he would just be rolling on the floor growling

like a dog because he wouldn't know what yeah maybe it is holding him in check he wouldn't cut his fingernails and he'd be saving his pee and body yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. Because all I ever think of is like, how could it be worse? And there's only one example that I can think of, but that's a good point. And I want to point out, Robo Shitstain brings this up. I haven't brought this up with Drew or with you guys. I didn't pull the clips, but he starts out the interview playing Prince's Bat Dance, song that he is claiming the past is Prince's best song and

To Kamala's credit she goes well. This isn't his best song you know that right? He's like no no the Batman soundtrack from 1989 is Prince's best work how it believes us to be true It's just random nonsense. They threw together to just fill a soundtrack It's great cuz Kamala was like, no, no, no. I like the good ones, not the corporate soundtrack he did to make money. I like his record. Purple Rain is very funny. It was very funny that that's what Howard started the interview with.

He told his classic story of being at the Prince concert and how Prince played in the dark. And Kamala was like, oh, that sounds awesome. Yes, he wanted you to like to feel the music and to be like right be there with them and not just like staring at him but like enjoying it with him. And for someone who doesn't like people staring at him and is very tall you think he would love that. Yeah Kamalo did look at him like are you crazy you left a private print show because the lighting wasn't right for you? Yeah it was like hundred people at a print show and Howard's like fuck this I came here for the visuals that's funny all right

so let's get back to how you pronounce Kamala's name and what it means if you do it incorrectly and my plans will strengthen our economy Donald Trump's plans would weaken our economy would infl Trump's plans would weaken our economy, would inflate inflation, and would bring a recession on by the middle of next year. What are these guys up to with mispronouncing your name? I love the context because it's so funny how she's talking policy or whatever politicians say when they say that their stuff is better than the other guys. Inflating inflation.

Inflating inflation, right? Not causing additional inflation, but okay. And this is his response to that. With mispronouncing your name, they act as if they can't say Kamala. It's not that complicated. What's going on? What really is going on there

when they can't pronounce Kamala? Is it supposed to be an ins... Is it like Barack Hussein or but is it some sort of it's the same or hired playbook Howard and I think most people are not going to be distracted by it they want to know you have a plan for bringing prices down right they want to know you have a plan for keeping America secure right right all right so credit to Kamala for deflecting like let's not go into that. Yeah, that's not a real question Well, it is in Howard's because he's watching MSNBC and they're saying that that's a dog whistle of someone says Camilla

That's a dog whistle. It means they're racist and they hate women. Yeah, it's an unanswerable question on her part It doesn't help he says what's up with these guys. Yeah, what's up? Well, which guy was it goes back to? Hillary's misstep where she called everyone deplorable so you don't vote for me or deplorable you're a racist your misogynist your transphobe So everyone was just like well, no, I just don't like your policies I think he murdered 30 people can that be the reason why I don't vote for you But I wanted to point this out because there's been a lot of people who mispronounce Miss Harris's name, including

our president of the United States. Camelot here today. Camelot here today. So it's not an easy name to pronounce. It's not something that we recognize. I didn't grow up with a lot of camelots. Camelot Anderson. Right.

I didn't grow up with a lot of camelots in my class. So it's just, it's possible that you don't get it right. I've mispronounced it many, many times. I've corrected myself and tried to be better. There's a certain Ugandan wrestler that's made it harder for people of my generation Who's that? Kamala is there a come all I don't even know that guy. Yeah, you gone giant. I believe I'm not that far in the mr McMahon documentary yet. I'll get caught up. I promise So now we're talking about the tax credit the $6,000 tax credit for newborns and I just thought this was

funny when Howard tries to relate to this kind of shit. I'm a new grandfather I have two grandchildren but I have a new one brand new. Good for you, congratulations. You know what a $6,000 tax credit is saying you're pro family yes and Howard's grandkids definitely need a $6,000 tax credit you know they'll definitely help them when they're traveling from one mansion to the other to visit their OPA or Zoom PA whatever they call it I don't know I don't think Howard's kids are living a life of luxury well if they're not it's because they choose not to and they they are kind of hippies. I think some of them So that is possible, but Howard would give them whatever they wanted. I think what you're pointing out is correct

Which is that Howard is? Trying to figure out how to sound like someone who is normal about money Right when he hears a number like five grand wedding gift or a six grand tax credit He's not he honestly doesn't know whether that's a lot or a little bit of money. How would a normal person respond? I don't know how much are diapers like 2,000. Yeah, that's about right All right, speaking of trying to relate to the everyman. This is a great question from Howard Was McDonald's fun at all or is it really hard work? Is it just a drag? You know, I mean I it was it's an experience, right? I mean I

Was doing the fries and you got to watch the timer and it's it's hard work It is a lot of hard work doing the fries at McDonald's. I know I've worked a fryer later or two in my day Whoo? Gotta wait till they float then you dump them in the basket. Howard's like how much are those fries? 20 bucks? For $6,000. I have one more clip on here and this is Howard brings up his mom Rae Stern, 97 years old. Now course, Howard's father passed away last summer, and Howard's mom is in a facility. She's not the same, especially since her husband died.

And I'm very, my mother's beside herself that you're here with me today. What's her name? Ray. Ray. Ray. Hi Ray. My son, my son, my son is going to interview the vice president of the United States. Hi Ray.

Yeah, he said, mom, just calm down. She's on so much morphine, she won't ever remember I did this, but she'll be all right. So I was actually messaging Monique about this because I was under the understanding that his mom, you know, she's on a morphine drip. I think she suffers from dementia. I don't think Howard and her have conversations anymore. I'm pretty sure that he's brought this up himself. So the fact that he's had this conversation where she's like,

oh, wow, you're gonna have Vice President Kamala Harris on, great, I'll be tuning in for that. That's excellent. Did not happen. I think it's been that. If it really happened, you would have done that bit where he yells it and she goes, ha, and then he yells it louder.

Right. And she goes, what? And they do that for 10 minutes. Oh, you've heard that bit before? Once or twice. I have to say, Kamala's very well coached at this point, doing the media rounds. Compared to Joe Biden, she's JFK. So she's got that going for her.

She starts a lot of sentences with I believe, which is a Simon Sinek thing. I don't know if you're familiar with him, but he wrote a book start with why What's wrong? I hate all those motherfuckers So yeah, very similar to how Howard was trained by Mercy getting things done. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so Robbins all that garbage, right? Well, that's why you're not successful. That's why you're a potato vampire on the internet. I get it.

I need to tell you about the secret. I need to teach you about that. From all things. So you can learn. I get it. Hacker, hacker. Adam, anything else from this interview that you picked up on? Any other thoughts about this? Did you guys know that she was in a throuple with Montell Williams? And it's public knowledge. You know this? She was in a public relationship. He doesn't, he doesn't think to mention that.

Well, it's, he doesn't think to bring that up. I feel like the 2008 Howard Stern would want to know and she's not denying it. It's not slander or a lie. That's fucking fascinating and could actually get some press and he would be the guy to interview her about that and make her look good. But it's just sad that it's not even an option. That's a good point. It's all about getting her elected.

It's all about what are the talking points that we can go over? What are the things that we can address and say? And that actually is something interesting that Howard of yesterday, yesterday year would probably bring up and discuss. Well, he, he had one line I was messaging back and forth with Christian Blatt and he had one line that just felt like old Howard funny Howard again, felt like something somebody

probably wrote for him. But I, the more I listened to it again, I'm like, he probably wasn't even listen to what she was saying and just went into his next question but she was talking about putting predators away and Rapists and predators and he said speaking of your husband. Oh Shit yeah, I missed that I didn't pick up on that. Yeah. Yeah, there was a there was one clip there and just went right into a question about Her husband well, that was the thing. I was talking to drew about this. No one's talking about her husband

Had this spousal abuse or domestic abuse issue that has come up recently and Howard is talking about all of this domestic abuse cases that she worked out it's like this elephant in the room or just like you're gonna bring that up and not address what we know about the whatever what do they call it the second man I forget that the title they give first husband first gentleman first gentleman that first out of first now he's a second gentleman right yeah yeah but someday they'll get to the White House or else the Sun will go out wall move I loved when he asked her she was gonna move out of the country if Trump got elected cuz he'll definitely have her killed

She's like well, yeah, I'm just gonna try to win that so that's we're gonna do he is out of his mind and I appreciate that. He did that a lot of fun. We don't have a game today. Yes, you do. Oh you did You send me a game? Yeah, I did. When did you send it? This morning. And before we get this game rolling, I know that you've been working on some music, producing some music. So I'd love to get that out there. Let people know what you've been working on. I produced a record with Ali Gertz of 9 Inch Nail Songs it's called Peel Back. I think you'd really like it we have a video coming out today at a 3 o'clock directed by Ali and Ellie Schneider starring Ali and I and I'm really proud of this album I think it

sounds really nice I think you all would like it I love you all to check it out and tell me what you honestly think. I will it's all nine-inch nail songs. Mm-hmm. Cool Well when you get the the video up I will link that and get that out for people to check out check out our show notes you'll see the link in there and And Adams in the video Mm-hmm. It's very exciting. I'd also love to plug video. Mm-hmm. That's very exciting.

I'd also love to plug, Blind Mike has been doing these primers on Opie and Anthony that are just incredible. And they're made for people like me that are kind of aware but haven't followed it chronologically. And looking at all he has to choose from, what he picks and how he curates is really brilliant. He's doing incredible work over there. There was a, I tend to listen to this stuff and not watch it very often,

but he was covering John when he had Ivy Supersonic on and his co-host started describing John's collar, which we all know is a famous enemy of John. And his co-host described it and then blind Mike said, Craigers, and he did a decent job. And then blind Mike said, to me, I imagine. And he said, I imagine it's like a, a six year old who has to go to church, who is forced to put on the same shirt every week. And he's just ruined the collar from pulling at it for so long. And I had to stop, take out my

phone and look at it. This fucking guy described it better than the guy with sight. It was incredible. And I'm not saying novelty is the reason to check into Blind Mike. It's just an incredible show that I've really been enjoying. And Luigi Greenberg has unboxing Eric all about. Eric the actor which is just an amazing amazing primer. Everyone should definitely check that out as well And also Casey day on that as well the unblocking work Also, he recently blind Mike usually put out on why you laughing the downfall of Howard Stern Which is a great episode as well?

which we've all been talking about but he did a great job chronicling it and Really explaining it for people who may be like dang lizard in the chat Never heard Howard Stern and I hear Eric Zane on who are these broadcasters never heard Howard Stern and now they listen to clips today They're like why is this guy even famous this guy sucks Broadcasters not interesting so for people who don't he's a little today, but yeah fascinating like 10 years ago Fascinating yeah, no fascinating 30 years ago. It's it's crazy. What's happened his career What what was funny though was as soon as the interview was announced with with Kamala? Yes Thank you for not being racist on my job. You're welcome

the the the right Definitely brought out all the all the instances of blackface all over flooding Twitter like For three days, it's all I saw my feed. Yeah was Howard and blackface Yeah, that was one of the things they played on why are you laughing? Where Howard goes on the view and I don't know the people on the view but one of the ways challenges him For using the n-word is like I never used the N-word. That was Daniel Carver, the grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan.

And it's like, he's used the N-word so many times. Why not just say, look at it? And Howard's used the N-word since before. I was out of my mind. I was just looking for ratings. I was doing anything that I could take. People talk about me and be provocative. Instead he has to go sit there and lie in front of Whoopi.

It's just so crazy. He had one explanation that I thought was pretty decent. He was like, look, this was the beginning of pay-per-view. People were paying us money to provide something they couldn't see on regular television. So we tried to push the envelope in every way and probably went too far in certain things. But we were trying to give them what they asked for. He could also say that Lenny Bruce said society needs the deviant to show you when you've gone too far.

So someone has to stay on these front lines so we can go, yeah, that's too far. Bring it back in. And that's what he was trying to do, but he won't own it. He won't. He'll just win the moment and move on. And those are both great explanations. He could also just say Jackie made me do it. And I'd be like, yeah, I bet he did. with great explanations. He could also just say Jackie made me do it.

And I'd be like, yeah, I bet he did that Jackie. He's he's a rotten egg. That one is a problem. All right, let's get to this game show. I don't think we're gonna have a show today or a game show tonight. I'm excited. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to poke A dabbler. What do you say, TV's Adam Bush? Are you man enough? To poke. A dabbler. Punk. You know, I don't think I'm the ugliest man on the planet, but I certainly don't think

I'm as handsome as I once was. So it used to be, is what he's saying. I still am, but I used to be too. What era of John is this? Look at his hair. This was 2022. Okay. This didn't last very long.

He got, he got that grease or whatever he's using to color his hair, but It doesn't matter. I Have three great kids talked to my oldest and youngest son yesterday Yeah, I remember broke because for some reason I had Cindy Crawford in my head because they look somewhat alike. Brooke Shields. Oh yeah. I know. I don't know why. I don't know why. Hey, Wes, I'm getting older. You fucking old fuck. You know, sometimes I, like a name will, it's so weird because sometimes like if I'm trying to go to sleep and I'm having

because sometimes if I'm trying to go to sleep and I'm having a problem and I'll recommend this to all of you if you want some sleep help I'll go through like the cast of shows so like I'll do friends and I'll go okay to cast Courtney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc, David Schwimmer. What are the characters names? There's Monica, there's Rachel, there's Phoebe, there's Joey, there's uh, or uh. Yeah. This out or the look done. What did John think Chandler's name was? Here are your choices. Number one, Kevin E. Kramer. Next, Carlton. Four, Cameron. And lastly, Cosmo.

To poke. A dabbler. Alright, I see that Chris has got his answer. He's locked in. I'm going next to Carlton. That's what I think. TV's Adam Bush, what do you think? I'm going to go with four, Cameron. All right. And what say you, Annie? I think these are all great options again. Good job, Cardiff.

But I'm going with lastly, Cosmo. Really? Okay. I also went next, Carlton. Let's find out. I kind of hope it's Kevin. Is Joey? Is, uh, or uh,

it's Cameron. Oh shit! A B! Who got it? Adam got that one? Yeah. Look how excited he is about it, too. Contain yourself, sir. I'm overwhelmed.

You're too even keel for the shell. Making me eat that that comment, huh? I'll go through all the cast, you know, yeah, we get it. I don't think it's Cameron. It's another one It's but like I'll go through it at no and then as I try and as I try and think of it Cuz my mind is now thinking I just You know, I'll not off. It crashes. Chandler, it's Chandler. And then, you know, and then I'm not off. Sounds like you're not enough now. And then I was doing it with mash, so.

That's all for this time. Thank you. Come back next time to find out if you are man enough to poke a dabbler. Were you man enough? poke a dabler Were you man enough TVs Adam Bush he was Chandler bong sit Eugene sit Good stuff. All right. Thank you Card Cardiff, as always coming through with a great game. We appreciate that. We got to get everybody out of here. Devilverse.tv, of course, go and subscribe to Cardiff's Rumble channel.

And do we have any new reviews? Devilverse.tv What did I say? No, I'm just repeating it. Yeah, I got one for us. It's titled waste of time by boo 578 on September 23rd Rude hosts that openly make fun of women sure if you don't like the content roast the content making fun of appearances is weak and a low blow I Agree with that you fat pig

Was a one-star you called him you fat pig Alright fair enough good point. I was making fun of people's appearances just cuz I'm perfect doesn't mean everyone else should be right Sure, I'm gonna hit some voicemails anyone hang out a couple of voicemails with us? I would love to. You're the man. I love this guy. I know. He loves hanging with us. All right.

All right. That's bullshit. I get really angry when I find out that your gimp ass is pounding some dry ass vaginal sac. That really pisses me off.. That really pisses me off, but what really pisses me off is when someone calls you gay. Hey, I tried, I sent you penis pics, I told you that I would lick your ass.

You're not gay, apparently. I tried everything, so I know for a fact you're not gay. You told me that you would pass on the dick pics to a blind Mike, but you know the dick pics to blind mike but you know you know how that works out he can't see them but you were going to describe my penis anyways thank you and yeah this guy's not a fag i tried from one fact to another he's not a fag just letting you know maybe just not my type you know you don't get to out me like that sir it's very rude of you to do that is that a reverse outing i don't gotta out me like that, sir. It's very rude of you to do that.

Is that a reverse outing? I don't know. I'm not sure. By the way, there was so much to get to this week. I gotta tell you, there's I, someone sent me a new Tom Myers channel as all of his old stand up and all these videos I've never seen before. We're gonna get into that. Lisa and Helga are back in a big way.

I've been watching Trade Rec this week. Helga wants us to do DabbleCon 3 in Vegas and charge for tables to sell merch and stuff. At least it says she's definitely coming to DabbleCon 3. There's a lot going on over there, so. Yeah, Frenchy dropped new episodes. Oh my gosh, we have so much to get to. Should we just do shows every day? We need to be steel-toed morning and evening shows. Every day Chris is like, you're not serious, right? I'm not. I'm definitely not serious.

As long as we reach the goal, man. All right. This is the smartest voicemailer ever. Hey guys, I've got a fun idea. Why don't we all just go to who are these.com and keep our payment cards handy and just go crazy? Yeah, that'd be nuts, wouldn't it? Why don't we just have a crazy weekend of buying merch from Carl and whoarethese.com? Spank, spank, spank, spank, spank. Gary in San Diego.

What's that? S.A. Marchie. Hey Carl, can you get an interview with Vegas beer sales Jerry? Everyone would like to hear how much money he loaned John for the title of that Mercedes. Also since he defaulted on that loan, what was the payment plan that he was going to pay Jerry back? Good question.

I'm guessing he had to borrow at least three or 4,000 bucks. Because he needed a big nest egg to get all the way from California to New York and then to his final destination, Cape Coral. Anyway, everyone's waiting with baited breath to hear the amount John borrowed and the negotiation and the default. Anyway, rock and roll. Curtis, do you have any insider info on this?

None that I can speak of as yet. All right. All right. Something might be coming out about that, Gary. We'll have to wait and see. Yes. Thank you, Mr. All right. All right. Something might be coming out about that Gary. We'll have to wait and see it. Thank you, Mr. fucking hamburger for doing the shallow main the guy that motherfucker has had more TV shows than anyone else. I swear. I don't know if you remember, but they used to put a show on right before the Daily Show when they had that other guy

The South African guy. Oh my god was that even blally Mike's funnier than that fucking dude They used to be on there whatever they crevon know Trevor. I tried but that guy was I gotta say like my Mike You really got to push it to make them funny, you know, he's like a stuttering John jr Anyways, yeah, they gave him show after show and it just failed. They had Shalamayne, I don't know, I guess that's how radio is in the morning, but he's definitely no God. He's more like a goober. So we had, we were doing the breakfast club with Doug and Doug pulled some clips where he's just like, Carol, listen to this and tell me what they're saying. And we were stumped.

And so I didn't reach out to him. My black friend reached out to me, your old David Reed, and he confirmed that he also did not know what they were saying. So, some vindication, I feel like. Ronnie in Syracuse sounding off. Hey Carl, Ronnie in Syracuse.

Two things, I don't understand this whole mom-wife thing. I mean, I get the impression that Jen is between five and maybe 10 years older than you. But I mean, it's not like a May-December thing. We've got people that have marriages like that, like Anna Nicole Smith, or even perhaps our friend, Brian Johnson, his wife is probably much, much younger than he is. And it's not really an issue. But for some reason, they just latched on to this thing where your wife is like your mother.

I don't know. It's bizarre. And then somebody said something about her being a dry, shriveled up thing. And boy, that's just not nice. I met Jenny at, well, I saw her at Creepwalk Roast. And yeah, really no issues. I don't know what to say. Beautiful person.

She's lovely. Great voice and so that's that. And the other thing is please no more queer kids stuff. It's bad enough you give us Woke Dad, but queer kids stuff just makes me want to stab my eyes out and take away my monthly support even though I won't do that. Please Carl, queer kids stuff, no more won't do that. Please, Carl.

Breed kid stuff, no more. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. I can't guarantee that, Roddy. I'm sorry. If they put out new content, I will be on it because I'm interested to see what they have to say.

Listen, a lot of parents are not telling their three year olds about transsexuality. So we need someone like Lynn's on the internet to explain that to these kids who need to understand that before they understand the alphabet. It's very important to them. Count photographer, Colin. He's a photographer. Do you think John's going to evacuate Florida? Do you think he's going to show us how tough he is by, uh, combating the most powerful hurricane ever recorded?

I think we know the answer to that now, count photographer. It's not because he's tough, it's because he's a lazy alcoholic. Did you catch on today's stream when he actually took his laptop and showed you the outside of his house or he peered out the window? No, I didn't see that. And everyone commented because he keeps talking about how his house is brand new and it's fortified. It's great. And he shows Yeah. Yeah. He points out how his neighbor has steel. They boarded up steel shutters that he does not have.

Right. He was just admiring it. And then went back to his completely unguarded. Only because I live in that neighborhood. I know the answer to that. So we have reinforced windows because our houses are newer built and the houses that were built even a few years ago didn't have that. And so you have to put up the shutters on every window.

We had to do that in our front door and nowhere else we're good to go. And the way that the houses are built, it's not like they built a neighborhood out. You've seen this. They put a house here, then they put a house here, then they put a house here then they put a house here then ten years later There's a house next to that house. It's very weird how they build there, but no I did not catch that part How is that gonna protect the green screen? I don't understand the green screens vulnerable now. Yes good points

Joe madderese some news on Joe Lady Kay, I just found out Joe Maddarese gives a zoom class comedy one-on-one or group sessions perhaps one of the listeners would like to take one and report back so I just flew in from Cleveland. Forget about it. My arms are killing me you're fucking but they go deluxe Pete sounds like you're gonna take the course there deluxe show off that'd be fun maybe we can do a contest win a chance to take lessons from Joe Maddarese where I'll pay for it but you got to take the the lessons that we do

a before and after comedy show to see what you learn from Joe. Kurt, if you would become too funny, I don't know. That's true. I don't know if I could take it. I I'm like, uh, Suthering John or steel toe. I need people who are dumber than me. So that's Chris, everybody. Yo, yo, I want to know one thing. You say your boy from Clint Nate wrote a book. It must not been that interesting. If you guys ain't willing to cover it on your Patreon, I guess. I don't know. What did that nigga write about? I bet you some bullshit.

What about racism? I bet you he sold maybe 5,000 copies. That'd be cool. It's some bullshit romantic shit about, I don't know, some, some bullshit, typical stuttering job. All right, Nate, I had to make fun of your book since nobody brought it up. I'll talk more about his book. It's actually a political book, but in a fun tongue in cheek way, it's not serious politics, but it's all about fixing America tonight or maybe this

weekend, something like that. Uh, one more interesting take on why John holds his hand up. Remember he came on Rob Sal show and his whole area as he's doing this bit where he's sleeping with his arm up like, hey, Carl JD and ma here. Listen, you were talking about, you know, you were wondering why stuttering John is always holding up his arm. And I might have some insight into this. When I was in like my 20s, I had, you know, sort of like a midlife crisis guy really into

the Civil War. And Stonewall Jackson used to hold his arm up like that when he would go into battle because he believed that one half of his body was heavier than the other and he wanted the blood to flow correctly. He was kind of nuts. But that's the same thing with John. Every time he turns on that camera and puts up his green screen and then fixes his green screen

He's going into battle. He's the Duke Whether it's Lady K. It's TSN Chad a potato liver failure. Whatever it is. The man is always prepared for battle They call me liver failure now No, but he's always prepared for battle Anyways, love the show keep up the good work and don't call me back You don't know like about that call mmm. It happens to a lot of us I think Adam probably happens to him as well where we're learning about a topic That's nothing to do the devil verse and we go hey, this is like John right yeah, but I actually have a theory about the claw

Okay, yeah, I think he's shown off his ring I went and rewatched the NYU thing. Yeah First I said I don't think he can help it because it's just you know, like yeah, I don't know alcoholism It's weird mummified. It is weird when he drinks and the other arm comes up with that arm It's like your pinky and ring finger how they kind of want to work together and stuff There's only one stroke, right? He's got a stroke. Yeah. And I think there's a paralysis going on over there.

Yeah. He forgets about, and there's also a thing you can look it up about excessive pill taking and, uh, tingling in your hands and people that actually do sleep like that due to an excess of pills. Oh, that's interesting. He also has very itchy palms. Yeah. And I wonder if that's another thing. Sensation going back. I give your hands falling asleep or something. It's tingling. I look there's a bunch of alcohol related diseases that cause a bunch of specific liver things. I saw that too. Back when we were studying beer on the balcony

episodes. I miss when Johnny Sudej drink and do his show. It's too bad he doesn't do that anymore. Chokes on you. His liver outlasted him. Right. If he does die in this storm, it's like that was not my bingo card. His liver makes a run for it. Well, it's black. It's probably pretty fast. It's too late, man. They got wine tequila three cases of beer cold cuts. They're gonna be good Pointing this out that like All of his supposed enemies including Cardiff almost all of them have sent him some kind of message saying hey dude for real Like get the fuck out of there. I sent him a list of shelters. I mean, I'm seeing a lot of that.

I'm seeing some, I hope you die, but I'm also seeing a lot of people that are like, come on buddy, this is beyond roasting. This is beyond proving a point to your imagined enemies. This is like a real thing, which is something he has never extended to anyone. At the grips of Shulie's troubles, when anyone's in

anything he's just like laughing and trying to throw a party and imagine if we were all sitting here cheering the storm on and you know all that stuff like we're not we're having fun but we're still in reality. Yeah yeah. That's a good point and this is I said something that John probably can't even wrap his mind around is that what do Us and John's kids have in common. We don't like him, but we don't want him to die One last question please since you are a Cape Coral homeowner I am your flood insurance John does not and he was bragging about yesterday. Oh, no, that could be disastrous for him Yeah, weren't you saying it's the law where I live? Yes, so I had to get flood insurance

But I also have a canal in my backyard when you're 30 miles inland. It doesn't matter Good point. So John does not have flood insurance said he said on his show yesterday that he does not have insurance He's gonna destroy his mom's house I'm a lazy lazy man Don't fuck yourselves have a good week ah Carl, I love you. That was a great episode! That was really great! Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode.

I enjoyed that. I-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I had a stroke! Yeah, every time I play the stoner girls by for the second time, that's it. That's your cue. Yeah, I was playing that first and last. I was waiting for the boom!