Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep575 - Bubba's Content House

Episode Date: December 1, 2024

Bubba the Love Sponge is another one of these radio personalities who is trying to figure out how to be a successful broadcaster in 2024. Unfortunately he’s getting his advice from Chrissie Mayr because his solution is a content house down in Florida with all of his buddies. Then, for some reason, they made a “movie” of the weekend.  Doug from Who’s Right joins us and don’t even think about claiming that he didn’t do his homework. Kino Casino is apparently gaslighting their audience for some reason, boy are they going to be disappointed when Patrick Melton doesn’t go to prison. Lucy Tightbox joins us to discuss Tana Mongeau and the epic disaster that was Tanacon. Doug wants to talk about Stephanie Brie and its breakdown of checkers vs chess. Stuttering John makes the most embarrassing wrestling promo ever. We wrap up with another round of To Poke A Dabbler and your voicemails. Doug’s show - https://whosrightpodcast.com/ Lucy Tightbox’s show – http://www.onceoverwithcayley.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Visit magicmind.co/WATPSHOWBF for 50% off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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hot sauce, drugs, gifts, sex toys, all those things that you guys like to send us in the mail. We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple podcasts and the show in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show that is called Bubba radio network content house, or I'm going to call it Bubba's content house. This is a suggestion from Eric and Nagel himself. And apparently Bubba the love sponge is trying new things. You know, he's been on the radio forever.

He was on Howard Stern's Sirius Channel in the afternoons for quite a while. I think that's how you got to know him, right, Doug? Well, actually, I got to know him a little bit before he went to Sirius through a cousin. Okay. He used to send me cassette tapes of Bubba Show. No shit. From Florida. No shit.

Okay. So, Bubba is now doing this thing, and I happen to be very familiar with this because I did almost the same thing, Chrissy Mayer's content house, where we rented out a very big house in Florida, and there's a pool, and there's all these activities, and they just film the whole weekend,

and everything that you're doing is content. And so what Bubba's doing is surrounded by a bunch of jerk-offs, and they're just trying to do things that might be doing is content. And so what Bubba's doing is surrounded by a bunch of jerk-offs and they're just trying to do things that might be interesting for viewers. Now this lasts for an entire weekend, but somebody actually went through and added this down to two and a half hours to make the Bubba content house the movie, which is surprising to me because I can't imagine going through this much footage and trying to edit this down. And the other thing I'm surprised about is how boring it is

Because if you're gonna take 48 hours to turn this into two and a half You would think there'd be like interesting shit going on how boring was the stuff they pulled out of it I'm gonna go to you first Doug and ask was there something that jumped out of you maybe sums up this episode for you Yeah, okay. So yeah, let me play my Number 35 is my clip that summarizes the entire thing. Okay Okay, so We're just watching them watch TV. Okay, so I've got a couple things I want to go through before I start going through the show.

Yeah. Okay, so the first thing is those of you that are listening, you know, one of my biggest pet peeves when I'm watching or listening to a podcast is when you reference a video. I'm driving down the road and you guys are watching something. This entire thing is nothing but videos, but you aren't missing anything right on anything that I clipped there is nothing that you will gain from watching the video of it what you're missing here is it looks like a room where there's a carbon monoxide leak these people are asleep it's way past their bedtime. They're the Tyson Paul fight

Weirdo Yankovic's parents house What too soon fun All right, so next thing Carl this might be the last time I come on your show because of what I'm about to say, okay I am a fan of W ATP. I I I've listened to this show for years and years and years As a fan I am telling everybody else that's listening jump to the teaser There is nothing that you're gonna get out of this But still no it okay, I mean we'll go forward and

Let's do it Doug. Where are we going? Let's check this out Everyone's pumped for this now. They can't wait to see brave Doug come on alright, so The way that this is edited together is in I guess you'd say chapters by the activity that they put no effort into planning correct So the first one is them walking around outside And we're just gonna go through my clips in order from this point forward so Clip number one is them showing the sleeping arrangements for the people that they didn't even get a house big enough to have beds For everybody so there's tents sitting outside with their mattresses in them. They're walking around showing that and they come over to this

which is a apparently a highlight. That's a common theme and there's no highlights. What did they cut if this shit is what they kept? Yeah, and the fact that they did this, like I said, I've been a part of Content House with Chrissy twice now. To my knowledge, there's never been this super edit done after the fact. It's really just for the people who want to watch live with you and interact with the people In the house like turning this into a movie is bizarre to me

There's no one needs to sit down and watch this. That's look look at the inscription on the front This was my dad's fishing cooler That my mom gave the colt in memory away and colton put that up there in memory It's it's like okay, so someone I know died and someone else I know owns a cricket. Pretty cool, huh? Pretty good stuff. Let's get a flashlight on that and show everyone.

Cool. That was the outside. Now they're moving on to dinner. Yes. Okay, so clip number two is Bubba who? Up until about 48 hours ago. I would have said I was a big fan of After this I says still a bit of movie than gladiator 2 alright You haven't seen enough of it yet, baby

So all as I labeled this is behind the scenes of how a hilarious bit is created welcome to Clems chop house welcome to Clems chop house and we made provisions for you so that you can have chicken instead of steak for your dinner okay exactly no you asked you asked me and I told you to go ask the chef you did at Clem's Chop House say it right good evening all welcome to the Davenport content house 2024 dinner. Clem's Chop House. You didn't get the memo. You don't know where you work at? No the restaurant never got that memo. So you're on camera. It's changed hands. It's changed hands yeah it's Clem's Chop moment. Okay. This is oh, it's change Yeah, it's Clem's Chomp House. Okay. Thank you

Good evening. Welcome to Clem's Chomp House here in Davenport, Florida Okay, so I've got a I've got to say this is the first time I've ever made clips just to prove that I watched what I was supposed to watch. Yeah. All right, homework completed. We're giving you a complete on your homework assignment. I don't know what kind of grade you're gonna get yet, but you did get that.

So this guy, I think his name is Tuttle, the guy on the right, the server on the right over here. Okay. And I don't know what his relationship is. He seems to be the guy that they tease and goof on and is just fodder. And I don't know, do you know any of the other people are? Because Bubba has had a lot of different people on his show. In fact, you brought on his best co-host on the WTP years ago, but you know, Brett Hatley

used to be on the show, you had all these different people around him. Do you know any of these people? Have anyone stuck with him? So Lumix, the big guy? Yeah. So he was an intern back when I used to listen. Okay, cool. All right, so there is a connection back to the old days then. And it seems like him and Bubba are like BFFs. It seems like Bubba's always with Lumix and they're always pailing around. Yeah, that's because everybody else has fucking left him. So he's just there out of habit, I think.

Okay. He's just there out of habit, I think. Okay, so I actually, I pulled some clips from later on in this. And I know that you watch the part where they do yoga. They bring this woman in, this yogi in, and they're all gonna do yoga, hilarious. You know, these big fat guys doing yoga. What could go right, you know? And it starts with them doing breathing exercises.

And in real time, we watch all of the breathing exercises. I'm like, wow, this is the stuff that I would have cut out. This could have been a 30 minute movie. Very rager. Yeah. But then they start doing the stuff where you got to stand on one leg. And that's when the comedy comes out. In some tree pose, bringing all their weight to your right leg. Coming up on your left toe. Bring your hands to heart center

and now grab a hold of your foot. I'm not a roll crew. If I'm not following today, we can just come up on our toes. And then once you've arrived on your spot, yeah, okay, beautifully. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So Bubba just fell down. Hey.

Yeah, I'm okay. Look at me, I'm okay. Are you okay, cute? Okay, so Bubba fell down onto a bunch of mats and blankets and things like that. And I understand he's trying to entertain the masses. This is a very boring thing that they're doing. So he's like, I gotta do something here.

But there's no way that you would fall down. You would just put your leg down and brace your fall. But he wanted to show this. I'll play it again, just the slow mo. And they have multiple camera angles on this. And I apologize, the audio sucks. There's parts where they're talking to microphones. It's gonna sound a lot better.

It's not gonna all be like this. But this is so slow. And he's going for this on purpose. Hey, you play. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Yeah, it's never happened before because anyone else would just have put their foot down and not fallen over. So it's just, it's very obvious that he's trying and everything that I watched on this, I be honest, I didn't watch the whole two and a half hours Doug, but everything that I watched, everything that I watched on this is just like, Bummo trying so hard to make it entertaining.

Like he's just pushing everything he can to make something happen in this. And it's just not happening. I mean, sitting down to dinner is just not interesting. It's not going to be. You're wrong. Oh, please. You're not aware.

No, you're not wrong. Please, give me a minute. What do you got? I have a note here that says If at any point in the next 20 minutes if you ask is there anything else you picked up on my answer is going To be no, okay. I'm good to go whenever you are Did you brick floors? I'll change my question Okay, so going back to The salve number three is

to the salve number three is what my setup was I bet you were going to wonder if the salads had pepper chinis in them I was yes I was gonna ask about that She doesn't like salad. Okay. Is there a dressing on it? She doesn't like salad by the way? Can I get my own salad? You may. Okay, thank you. They don't like some of that stuff. I like the plate. Wait, is there a dressing on it?

No, the dressing's in the fridge. There's an Italian dressing already on the salad. If you would like more, we can provide more. I definitely want more. Do we have pepperchinis? Yes, there's pepperchinis on the salad. There are pepper other cheese in the salad sir, okay So the teaser if you want to fast forward to the teaser What have we done

Okay now I understand why you were calling me a dickhead. It's because you haven't watched any of this shit. I haven't watched a ton of it! You're a piece of shit, dude. The entire airplane, both flights that I took, this is all I was doing was watching this. There's just too much of it. I can't watch it all. You're a fucking dick. Oh, fuck off. Oh, Oh fuck I write the fuck off.

Okay. Yeah. So, um, I've got the list of everything that they did. Right. So I'll skip one of the dinner clips, but the first activity that they did is dinner. Okay. And by then they already know that this is going bad. So clip number five. Okay. This is number five, okay Yeah, that's not a good sign also, I just want to point out especially for the people who are listening to this show They have mics and cameras everywhere. Like they've done a good job. Whoever set this up did a good job setting this up. And a lot of times when there's people in multiple rooms you see all of the rooms

at the same time so you can see what people are doing and if they're not the main focus point. But they're not talking to microphones like at dinner. They just have one microphone in the middle and it's not really picking up very well. So it's very roomy and it sounds like shit. I just noticed that Bump was watching a football game on his phone. He doesn't even fucking wanna be there. He'd rather be watching the game.

Yeah, wouldn't you? Yes, of course I would be. So I know, like you said, you participated in that thing with Chrissy Mayer. But if you were gonna do something like this, where you're trying to monetize it after the fact, you would invest in lavalier mics for everybody. So at least everybody's mic'd up.

And actually, I should say, when we did it with Chrissy, they had one main room where the filming was happening, and people would go in and out. And so that was all mic'd up, and it looked great. We did some other things where we went out to the karaoke bar and they filmed Chrissy cleaning up the kitchen whatever but for the most part I did an episode of WTP we just did a full episode and you know we had Alex Stein there and Anthony Kumia and all these people coming in and out we

did it we did show so it was very much thought out ahead of time it was actually content it was actually a show at least from. So it was very much thought out ahead of time. It was actually content. It was actually a show, at least from my perspective. It was properly mic'd. Yeah, it wasn't just us having dinner and then eating snacks and then watching sports. We were doing that, but that wasn't the content. That was part of it.

So after dinner, they move out to the garage. And I'm gonna say, my clip number eight is about 15 to 20 minutes of the video, but it's a video of somebody recording tick tocks of them opening up sports cards. And I only included this just so you can get an idea of what it is that you didn't have to watch. Thank you for that. I did catch some of those, but thank you. It's nice. If you sound fake, $35 for a hit auto.

I mean, it's all base, guys. Gotta keep talking. I mean, I don't have to keep talking. For the algorithm it does. I don't think so. You wanna see my phone numbers on your purview? So did you hear that conversation? Yes. We gotta keep talking for the algorithm. That's how it works.

That's how it works. Hey, the other one was like, well, is there about sports memorabilia? All right, let's start showing that in people's feed. Let's go. Let's go stat. We got to get it in there. I noticed something on here, Doug. I want to ask you a question about your clips.

So you have one through 47. Yeah. But you're missing about 30 of those. So did you actually pull 47 clips and throw out most of them? I numbered them in such a way to make you think I did a bunch more work than what I really did. Very smart. Because I will say Doug is the record holder for most clips ever brought to WATP. I believe it was over hundred if I'm not mistaken. It was a long day So now you know that I think you have this work ethic so you're like oh, I'll take advantage of Make it seem like I still give a shit

That was actually that episode when I brought all them clips was when I learned what is there anything else you picked up on really? meant 42 more clips here When I brought all them clips was when I learned what is there anything else you picked up on really met So this is a tarot card reader So the woman who comes in and does the yoga then does a tarot card reading with Baba and this is well Mike So there's some clips in here that I wanted to to show and this is like Baba being cool It's really important that Baba come across across as like the Bubba from the radio show, Bubba. And you can see that here. And the way that you can start creating balance is by looking into nature. Going out into nature is going to help you ground down and get balance.

The same as your your she's your wife right no oh she's my fiancee fiancee beautiful your fiance going out in nature together will bring blessings to your guys's relationship we go out in nature on Saturdays at the racetrack where I make her pick up rocks well I'm thinking more trees I'm thinking like Yosemite. Like, Oh, that's not happening. Why? Well, it's too much walking. So then go, if they rented mopeds at you, somebody I'd be there. I don't understand what the joke is. Like he's just trying to be a wise ass and be a pain in the ass. So I'm

just like, Oh, I don't like nature unless it's a racetrack because that's what I'm into. Okay, cool. Right. Yeah, you said that sat down in front of a camera and agreed to do tarot cards. Right. And now he's just like not playing along. But this is I think the most important part of the entire weekend right here. Because Bubba decides to shatter the fourth wall, we're gonna get a look behind the curtain as they say. So now we're going to go with these cards.

So does this resonate with you so far? No, really? Well, yeah, it does. Honestly, it does, but I can't keep up my charade and my schtick. If I'm going to be nice and graceful, I got a kind of a, you know, kind of a non-graceful gimmick. That's how I make a living. So right there he goes, yeah, I'm playing a character. Like, OK, well, that's why this isn't working,

because if people want to watch IRL streaming content, how stuff they want to see the real you and how you interact with people. And he's just got a camera on. He's got his microphone. He's like, no, I'm going to be Bubba the Love love sponge all weekend and he just flat out comes out and says that but I'm only I'm gonna be half In and half out on the character, right? Right. So it's so you're not even getting the Bubba character. You're getting like some kind of performative mix match of what he is or what he's trying to represent and I think he's trying to impress this yoga instructor. I honestly think he wants her to think he's trying to represent. And I think he's trying to impress this yoga instructor.

I honestly think he wants her to think he's cool. I got a thousand people online watching this nonsense too. Yeah. This is not nonsense. We've already made a couple thousand dollars from last night alone. Hell yeah, good for you. Abundance, let's see that.

There we go. The eights around you. All right. I got a thousand people watching right now. I'm sure the Zoomers really impressed with that, but wow, a thousand people watching right now. I'm sure the zoomers really impressed with that. But wow Thousand people watching she's like thousand. She's like I have a tik-tok that has 800 million followers I don't give a shit about your thousand. He's only made a couple thousand dollars last night. Wow Good for you. That's amazing

Bubba then decides cuz he's talking about how all these people are here because of him and So he must be a cult leader. He was my personal server last night during dinner. Did you know that? No. The butler uniform. No.

Are you kidding me? Oh my goodness. You know, this is above army. So here's the deal. Army. Here's the deal. Where's the cult card? Because I run a cult around here.

That's what this is. Maybe it's the year wanted. Yeah We've determined that uh I think that the bubba army is cult like is it not who's he looking to for approval? I think it's that guy that I was talking about before tuttle Who's the guy that they just clown the whole weekend? And so that's his yes, man Who's gonna just gonna humiliate and he's gonna go along with everything and he's holding up an umbrella to shade

Bubba right now during this whole thing So he's just his servant as we can see so he's got a cult that he's talking about again trying to impress this chick I'm sure she's very impressed and I have one more clip from this tarot card reading because if you watch this video The there's a little teaser at the beginning the first minute and a half or so are the highlights that you're going to see later on. And this actually ended into the teaser reel of this episode. And this is Bubba, radio professional, hitting the post and hitting the joke.

You have a lot of power and with power comes great responsibility. You're in control of What you want to give to this planet? Yeah, just be mindful of that. I got something I have to give a toilet right now. So we good? Yeah, you're Satisfied. Yeah, I'm very satisfied Nailed it. Yes and good on her for not dignifying that with a response Yeah, I gotta go take a shit right now. See you after the break So what he should have done, I think you're right 100% he was trying to impress this girl Yeah, what he should have done is pulled up like 2008 2009

Bubba on serious and say look I used to be entertaining. I had a good show I surrounded myself with funny people and we fucking killed it Yeah, is there anyone doing characters or impressions or anything like that? Like they're just sitting around watching sports opening up baseball cards What were the other segments of this? Where were the other activities they were doing? Clip number nine is bubble watching football, but you can skip right past it. It's just Not only is it bubble watching football But there's three different camera angles of bubble watching football If you want to watch it from overhead you can if you want to watch it straight on you guys a close-up There's what five six people in there and one microphone that they're talking into it

Yep, it doesn't make any sense why they chose to do it this way He he has to know enough about room acoustics. When he walked into, I'm assuming this is an Airbnb or if it's his house, whatever the fuck, but walk in and go test. Oh shit, this ain't going to work. Correct. Yes. He would think so. But again, I don't think this is meant to be a professional broadcast when you do a content house thing, which is why I don't understand why they turn this into a movie to show us the highlights, which just proves there were no highlights.

It irrelevant, even if it was, if they had no intentions of putting out this, the movie part of it, and it was just, as much as I liked Bubba or liked whatever, as much as I enjoyed Bubba's content, I couldn't sit and watch this just because of the, the poor audio quality but when they do karaoke I bet they're mic'd up for that oh and and

they are in a sound-treated room and it the acoustics are perfect my clip number 10 is them getting a karaoke set up I'm not laughing what they want me to be laughing at like oh wow we can't sing very well I'm gonna be how shitty this sounds how ridiculous they think this is what content is for people so one of my biggest pet peeves in life is Just karaoke typically because it's people that can't sing and it just gets under my skin. Yeah Worse than that is karaoke in a bad room with people that are intentionally trying to sing bad. Right.

Oh yeah, and you're trapped with them. Well, we'll get to that in a second. Okay. But clip number 12, this is a three minute segment that I shaved to seven seconds just because it's so fucking bad. What the freaking you say? I just wanna break you down so badly. Just because it's so fucking bad

Yeah, when does that get funny people singing poorly I can tell you that Uh clip number 14 is the end of the karaoke segment And everybody must be in the other room laughing because it's one guy singing to one other person in this room. You don't find that hilarious Doug? Teaser. Do you want to take a moment to collect yourself after all that laughing you were doing to get refocused on it? Well I have good news for you Doug because this is what Friday night they're doing this or is it Saturday night they're doing the karaoke?

This was the night of the fight. The next thing that they do is go in and watch the fight. Okay so this is Saturday night on Sunday. They decide hey, let's do karaoke again because we are out of ideas And we did not bring anything else to do It says on the screen karaoke brings it home 2 33 p.m. So to turn the afternoon on Sunday When I'm alone in my room, sometimes I stare at the wall and in the back of my mind, I hear my conscience call telling me I need a boy who's as sweet as a dove. For the first time in

my life, I see I need love. And I not kidding you, like if they would have just put that in I'd be like, okay, she's bad at this and whatever. The entire song is in this. This is the edited cut version of the stupid content house thing. So that's how the karaoke starts to wind things down. This woman scares everyone away. Just like in your example, everyone's just like, Okay, well, this sucks. Seth actually last night was the first time in his life that he

karaoke. I don't know why I'm talking in the mic right now. Because there's nobody here but you and me, Gary. Everybody else is gone, passed out. You got babyface in the babyface. Look at this stud coming down the stairs. Where the fuck is everybody, dude? Dude, this wasn't the plan. Even Bubba has left the bubble got that house

This is just a disaster yet. It's still going on for some reason and it made the final cut and This guy then sings his amazing song Like a raindrop Just guys singing poorly karaoke is Awful if you're there, but if you're on the internet like on YouTube Do you know how many videos there are on YouTube that are better than this all of that? It's just imagine being there's 2 30 in the afternoon. You're not even drunk. Yeah Not even drunk You sent me that message and said hey are you interested in doing this and I'm like fucking Bubba, of course I'm interested in doing this. I fucking love Bubba. So I

Feel compelled to say that this is the worst thing that I've ever had to review on this show. And it was just because it was unclipable. Like there was nothing good to pull out and have a discussion on. I actually, I texted after Doug sent me all of his clips. I just texted him and just said, Hey, did you find this to be clipable and his response was fuck you that was his text back to me which fuck Eric Nagel he's the one who suggested that we do this i don't know why i'm the one getting mother-fucked over here well i i hope that you understand now never to take another fucking suggestion from that cocksucker yes that is that's my takeaway from this he's trying to sink your show man i think I think you're right. I think he's jealous. All right. They do play dodgeball and I don't have much to show you from that.

It's just a best of three dodgeball game. But while does Bubba have no coordination whatsoever. So. Oh, no way. You're out. Oh, I put! That's two! That's two! That's two! That's two! I put a replay in. So the ball was lobbed at him as if someone was passing it to him and it bounces off his

hands. This is a game of dodgeball. What is he, a Buffalo Bill? They're trying to let him win. They're like, here you go. If you catch it, I'm out. And he just bounces off of him. Jesus Christ. So I don't know that this was a good thing for him to do. And so

after the the best of three, and I watched this whole thing, Doug, to let you think I'm cutting corners. I watched the entire tournament here. After all of this exciting action like that. This is how the finish happens. We were gonna have an official argument once again in place of a referee and I believe Lummy takes out the rest of the competition there. That's the end of the game. That might be an anti-climactic fish and I Am act finish. I can't tell no bit of vision

Well, I can't believe this is anti-climactic you can't what do you think what's gonna happen now? I almost just said what did you else did you pick up? I just Pass it over to you Because of course when you get a bunch of guys being guys What has to happen? Wrestling I don't know why this is the case, but for whatever reason this, what has to happen? Wrestling. I don't know why this is the case, but for whatever reason, this is what has to happen. That guy's shirt off. Okay.

It was just a giant pussy and Bubba takes him down. No for real Bubba, you're gonna hurt my back. And now Bubba's having sex with him from behind. He seems to like it, he's pretending he doesn't but he does. This is just Vinny and Andy in Detroit all over again. I know! Why does this always happen at every place you hang out with the guys? You were trying to get crazy on me lover. No I'm not. Plays you hang out with the guys You know, why didn't he fucking play the video of Hogan railing his fucking wife or something?

Maybe they could react to that do a reaction video to that And by the way, the truth does slip out on this show We're just doing content here we're running running out of steam. We were talking to RFK. He even says like, we're running out of steam. I don't know. I'm just trying to fill the fucking dive. There's a camera on me. I don't know what I'm doing.

Show us the steam. So play my 17 that backs up your clip you just played Last round Mike, this is a disappointment Detention that really do yes, it really is what's that movie from the 80s Breakfast club breakfast club. It's fucking breakfast club. Basically. Just all these fucking weirdos hanging out in the house I have to watch it for 48 hours All right, I didn't watch her 48 hours before he yelled me dog We could wrap up on her. Are we good? Last thing is I gave you an ISO number 16

I'm sure you can use it on a different show Yeah, okay, we're creating content They sure are And the cameras on so it must be content. Okay, like that should know better. It's actually surprising to me. Thanks Doug Thanks for checking that out fuck off Thanks, Eric. And if you hadn't already seen this, I think it's time for our-

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Just confess to the crime. It's like yeah, you're an idiot. He's fucking joking It's why he thought that Vince the lawyer was breaking into his house because he's an idiot people like that fall for shit But I didn't think these guys would soft weekly Who lives near Canada says it's the worst Canadian accent ever. I've been saying it for months is that way? It's not just a Canadian accent though. There's more to it than that. He's got some weird delivery when he does his show. Speaking of delivery, I got to tell you what was delivered to my refrigerator here in the WATP South Studios and that is of course Magic Mind. My friends over at Magic Mind have created the world's first mental performance elixir. You've heard me talk

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Tight, tight, tight. Yeah. What's in the fucking box? Lucy, have you met Doug before? We've never actually interacted before. It's lovely to meet you, Doug. How are you doing, Lucy? I am great. Good. Now, Lucy, you brought us a segment this week you've been doing it the last couple of weeks where you find these, these dramas

going on on the YouTube's. And I know we've covered Tana mojo before on the show. And we covered her and some of her drama in the past. But the main reason why I'm interested in Tana is because she does a show called cancelled with my girlfriend at Brooks Gofield. Is because she does a show called canceled with my girlfriend at Brooks Gofield. Hmm producer Chris knows I'm talking about she is Very attractive that Brooks Gofield. I don't know if you knew that or not

Tana not so much, but it is the bigger star for some reason. She's a she's a huge E-celeb and She's had some interesting controversies over the years. What did you bring for us today, Lucy? Yeah, so she sure is. She is full of controversy. She is full of shittiness. There has been so many things that have happened with her that you kind of have to break it down. So today we're going to be talking specifically about the 2018 TanaCon. But I figured before we actually talk about what TanaCon is, how it went down, I thought we might want to remind ourselves of our favorite ex-wife of professional boxer, Jake Paul,

in my clip one. Let's see what Tana's like. Say he's a b****. I like her. Something about her personality that just sounded out. Yeah, so where was this though? This was at some award show. She had this big controversy with iDubbbz about saying the N-word. I don't remember exactly what happened.

Okay, she is just in controversy after controversy, so it's almost impossible to keep up with what everybody hates her for today. Got it. controversy so it's almost impossible to keep up with what everybody hates her for today got it so this was quite some time ago but and after that actually after 2018's Tana Khan she ended up marrying Jake Paul which was another nightmare of a situation unsurprisingly but today we're gonna be talking about Tana Khan in order to talk about Tana Khan we got to kind of talk a little bit about what VidCon is so are you talk about TanaCon, we gotta kinda talk a little bit about what VidCon is. So are you guys familiar with VidCon? I am, I remember, here's my experience with VidCon.

We were gonna have Vito Gisualdi on the show, and then he canceled on me last minute because he was going to VidCon. So that's my experience with this stupid thing for, I guess, creators and influencers. Yeah, so it's basically like the most prestigious YouTube convention think like Comic-Con but for YouTube you guys like me when you said this was about sex positions didn't you sorry so

in 2018 they decided VidCon decided not to feature Tana as a creator. That's crazy. So how did she respond to this? I know. I'm so bad about it. How can they do that to her? She responded like any spoiled brat who wasn't invited to the cool kids birthday party would in my clip 2. So with that being said, fuck VidCon, fuck anyone who created VidCon, I think all of the rebelled people and all of the unwanted people should host a little meet and greet in Anaheim, California on the same days as VidCon.

I'd love to do it. So her response to this whole thing, like a true adult, was that she was going to hold her own convention, name it after herself Right down the street from VidCon on the same day compete. Yes. That's how you do it Do aren't you on YouTube? Yeah, but I'm so great at everything do the same thing to you So she ended up planning this entire event in 40 days. She was supposed to be doing VidCon. She had this giant outburst 40 days before the event.

So she decided to plan this whole thing as fast as possible. And the entire idea was that it was supposed to be all about inclusivity. VidCon was really expensive. It was costing VidCon tickets were something was like, I'm not gonna lie, I was like, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie,

I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie,

I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, tickets are free. And we're going to have the most famous creators, even the famed cat

fucker Shane Dawson. So Shane Dawson at the time, he infamously never went to conventions. She got him to agree to come to hers. It was a huge deal. And she created the entire thing as revenge. I'm not asking a question that you don't know the answer to, but why would tickets be between zero dollars and $65? How do you get the zero dollar ticket? I think yes, so that is a great question And what basically happened was she was like I am doing this for free entirely Okay, you can get in for free your ticket is free zero dollars gets you in if you want a VIP ticket

Then you can spend sixty five dollars. Oh, okay, and the VIP gets you what you get to fuck her a VIP ticket, then you can spend $65. Oh, okay. And the VIP gets you while you get to fucker? The VIP ticket, you know, you're not too far off, I'm gonna be honest with you. Just finger blaster. Let's talk about what happens with the VIP ticket. We're gonna skip around in my clips a little bit here. So the free ticket gets you in the door.

VIP tickets get you, they get you line skipping, they get you a private meet and greet with your favorite creators, and they got you a gift bag that they claimed was worth more than quadrupled the price of the ticket. So let's look at the gift bag that was worth $260

in the photograph that I have in clip seven. Okay. That's some nice stickers. So You can see here, yeah, so it looks like some Dollar Tree stickers that are very pro animals are not meat. We got, so you can see the badge is the orange little thing down at the bottom. All of the people who attended the festival said we did not see, there were orange badges for the $65 tickets and yellow badges for the free tickets. They said we did not see there were orange badges for the $65 tickets and yellow badges for the free tickets They said we did not see a single yellow badge everybody spent 65 bucks, which not a big deal That's honestly a pretty good price sure yeah

You know not for this quadruple the the price of that Has the chicken out of says I'm not a nugget yeah, not yet. Yes But just clear I mean so that bracelet came with it too. Yes Ocarina I believe that the bracelet says you wish she gang on it It says something about Gucci on it okay, and then you might notice in the middle right there That is a Tana con dumb. I got that was handed out, so it's a condom branded with TanaCon on it that's stupid yeah well not only that but almost all of the attendees to this were you know 13 year old girls so maybe not the smartest of things to put in a

gift bag definitely not worth $260 I think your old should have safe sex is that what you're saying you You know they can get pregnant. It's controversial, but, uh. I will say, I think teenagers should have safe sex. I'll put it out there. I'm just saying. Maybe you don't feel that way, Lucy, but I'll go out of the limb. It's a very controversial opinion that I hold here.

So let's kind of back into the convention. So again, her motive was 100% revenge. She was not doing this because she wanted to put on a good show for people. So we know it's going to be a shit show. So let's check out how it went in my clip three. Because there's no way to fucking get in. Everybody, the money. Yeah! this shit show couldn't get any worse! give it to everyone! are you guys having fun today? no!

some of them pulled out a stretcher yes, so that's right, everybody hated it she was one of the lucky ones so, alright, what's incredible about this I remember covering this where everyone's stuck outside in the sun She was one of the lucky ones. So all right, what's incredible about this, and I remember covering this where everyone's stuck outside in the sun and it's hot as balls. Sun strokes.

Yeah, sun strokes and shit. And what's incredible about this, how many people actually showed up. So to Tana's credit, she's like 40 days out. She's like, fuck it, I'll throw my own convention. It'll be huge. And she was right, but she didn't plan that. She was absolutely right.

Now there's a lot of controversy about how many people actually attended this event. What Tana was claiming after the event is we sold 5,000 tickets and 20,000 people ended up showing up and that's why we weren't prepared for anything. Okay. However, almost everybody who has done analysis of what the crowd looked like, they all agree that it's right around the 5,000 mark. So people are comparing it to football stadiums and I didn't get into any of that because in all honesty it's kind of boring.

We're gonna say that they sold about 5,000 tickets and about 5,000 people showed up. Now the problem with that is that the event space that they booked only had a capacity of 1,000. So that meant that 4,000 people were stuck outside. I was gonna say 4,000. I was just doing the math too. That's 4,000 right? I'm very proud of you. Thank you. So all those 4,000 people were stuck outside. They weren't planning on being stuck outside so they didn't bring water. They

didn't have sunscreen on. They're just frying in the hot California sun. They're not even getting condoms. Right. Yeah. mean, they don't even have a place to use them at SpiteCon. It's just a nightmare for everybody. It would have been a lot better if she would have hired the promoter from the station nightclub. Well, we will get into her promoter a little bit as we continue along. So she got a good one. She got a good one. So after the event, after all of this was kind of over

and like everybody was super pissed off about it, Tana did some interviews, actually it was Shane Dawson, where she addressed the capacity issues in my clip 4. And everybody is talking about capacity and people inside. I was under the impression that that space was perfectly fine for 5,000 people. I went there I toured the venue. He had people from Anaheim Marriott, whatever the fuck speak to me They were telling me that that space is fine that big room and all of the ballrooms and all of the space in between And I asked him over and over and over and over again

5,000 people can be in this space, right? There's plenty of space for 5,000 people We have plenty of security for 5,000 people can be in this space, right? There's plenty of space for 5,000 people. We have plenty of security for 5,000 people, right? What is it with apology videos with women? They don't wear any makeup. Is that part of the apology? Look at how sorry I am. Well if you want to see, we could take a little brief interlude here and see her blubber crying in clip six. That's also a necessity of women's apology videos. Please don't please. I know, I know, I know.

I know, okay? I'm so sorry. People aren't mad at me. I did bad. So you can see it there. She's not sorry. She's sorry she got found out for being an asshole. Right.

Absolutely. And, and producer Chris, you're exactly right. The problem with this event, now you saw in two clips ago, we just saw, she's saying everybody told me that we had enough capacity. I'm stupid. I don't know things like that. I had to rely on other people to tell me that we were fine for capacity. Um, but because this is a YouTube creator event, there were cameras rolling for all of the planning,

all of everything that happened in this event. There were cameras rolling for all of the planning, all of everything that happened in this event. And so if we take a look at my clip five, we're going to see the behind the scenes footage beforehand of her planning the event showing that she had full knowledge of the capacity issues. ROTRO But what is it that you see? The hotel told me it cost $500. But obviously, it's not that.

In like the main wall room. Oh. I haven't said it's 5200 right now. I love that press. So I feel like 5200 is good. It would be really really cool to have people outside waiting to get in. Like, people love to be oppressed outside. They're just like, I waited in there and they love that shit. I love that shit. I also kind of just like, set no capacity.

And then just be like, okay, we're gonna sell out when we sell it out. Like, I think we're like set no capacity. I was just like, okay, we're going to sell out. Will we sell it out? I think we're in a good capacity. I mean, we could drop it to 3000 if we wanted to instead of 5200. I know. What are we going to do? Wow.

That's some damning evidence right there. It kind of makes a whole technology moot, doesn't it? Yeah, it sure does. It sure does. And you know, In case you couldn't hear that because the audio wasn't great on that So they said that the capacity was 1200. That's what the hotel told her and then the guy goes we still fit to 200 tickets She's like cool. What a wait outside

For all proud of themselves. Yeah, that'll be awesome asshole Yeah, so this she intentionally left four thousand people standing outside no food no water in the hot, California sun for more than five hours Just complete nightmare. It was basically like a deed you remember fire festival. This is a mini version of fire festival Yeah, that's a good. That's a good point. It's very similar to that. We're just like I don't know We'll just sell the tickets. We'll figure it out afterwards just sell Woodstock went through the same thing didn't it? Which was what stock was in her? Yeah? Yeah, it was like ninety-nine before. Oh, yeah

Yeah, it was a cluster fuck cuz they just were not prepared for anything But at least at fire festival they got people drunk like you showed up there like here's some tequila like this This is just like you're just standing in a parking lot. It's so I think that would stop Woodstock They had like four cases of bottled water like I think this is good enough. We're good What if we sell out just make it more expensive we won't sell out? We'll make more water So unlike Woodstock and unlike Fire Festival there became this theory that TanaCon was a planned failure that they were basically just using it for clout.

It was a Khan Khan? Yeah, could you believe it? Yeah, these crazy, crazy people. So that was just one of the many things that really annoyed everybody about this. Now we already kind of talked about the fact that you got in for your $65 VIP ticket compared to VidCon tickets, which were, you know, $65 to almost $700 that year. And the idea that you could get these perks of the VIP, we already saw the gift bag, but none of the other perks mattered at all because if every single person is a VIP, there's no line

skipping because everybody's in line for the VIP. And nobody could get into the meet and greets because people literally couldn't get into the door. So you might've meant, you might've heard that Tana was through all of these blubbering. She was like talking about this guy who was telling her stuff and Doug, this is going to get right into our promoter. So who is the promoter for this event? Because obviously Tana can't do all of this herself.

His name was Michael Weist, and he ran something called Good Times Media Group, I think is what it's called. OK. And Tana blamed him for everything. She was like, it's not my fault. I couldn't have possibly known. It was Michael from Scapegoat Media. He was the guy that made all these bad decisions. Yeah, it sure was. And then he was like, well, it wasn't my fault either.

But the best part is that he just never seemed to give a fuck about anything. So he was like 19 years old when he planned this event in 40 days for 5,000 people. Anything you say. Should have got Ja Rule. I know, it would have been better. So in my Clip 10, we are going to see him address the media immediately after Tanacon gets shut down, because they did get shut down after one day. And you're going to notice that not only has he dressed like a slob, but he can't actually say, hey, we're really sorry that, you know, we had to shut down our event without throwing

VidCon under the bus. What we want to do is fix that. So rather than what VidCon does and our competitors and arrest people and create issues, we decided to shut down the event for safety. It didn't block fire exits and things like that, but it caused major issues. So that's him basically saying, you know, we are too, we're doing so much better than VidCon. VidCon, if they had problems like this, they would never shut it down.

VidCon had 75,000 attendees that year and did wonderful and there were no safety issues and nobody got pulled away in an ambulance. Also nobody asked him about VidCon. We're talking about your convention. Yeah, but the Super Bowl in 83 like yeah Hey look over there He truly is dressed like an absolute slob. He is wearing champion sweatpants Pajamas he's wearing his pajamas. This is the the host of this

5,000 person event he's wearing. I don't think you can see it right here, but you might have seen it earlier He's wearing like those sandals slides with socks Which I think is this fashion thing that has come back in but regardless he looks like a fucking idiot And I just can't deal with him and this got so big this whole thing It was just complete insanity. So we're gonna segue into the next clip By talking about the Dr. Phil episode. Dr. Phil ended up covering this. So we're gonna see in my clip 11 a little bit more of Michael just behaving like an entitled wiener and shifting blame onto everybody

else here. Within a matter of seconds, police swarmed the building, getting on their loudspeakers. Please evacuate immediately. All right, guys, everybody, let's go! Police swarmed the building getting on their loudspeakers. Please evacuate immediately Fans who had paid money to have this experience were confused people were left stranded outside in the burning sun Police wanted answers our fans wanted answers. I was extremely overwhelmed He spent the entire festival riding around on this Segway. Now I was trying to find tons and tons of clips of this because when this first was happening in 2018, every single attendee of this festival was videotaping.

And there are just all these clips of him zipping around on the Segway with his little microphone yelling at people. Yeah. Oh my God. He is like a cartoon evil villain Yes, just he kind of reminds me of the character will ferrell plays and What's the movie with blue steel the Zoolander Zoolander. Yeah, it's kind of got that vibe to him. Yeah, he does I just like the idea of this like spoiled little guy named Michael right riding around on his little pony all

throughout this giant nailed festival. Yeah, he's so excited. So yeah, he I think at this point, most people still blame him. That's kind of the the end of the story. They promised that they were gonna give refunds to everybody who went to this because nobody got to get in. But I think some people got refunds, not everybody, and that certainly didn't cover their travel costs because people were coming from literally across the other end of the world to see this. So it was just, it was a little disappointing of an event. So I figured to finish up, we'll just kind of reinforce the difference between the experience

that Tana had immediately after TanaCon and the experience that the fans had. So we're actually first going to look at my clip nine, which is going to be some fans who attended and they got to leave with some party favors, not just their gift bags. So we'll see what they got. IVs. Guys, we were in line for almost five hours, almost five. And we got really sunburnt. Like, do you see the difference in my face and my body? Yeah. So yeah, they are.

I'm not as stupid as you. Well they were attending Tanacon, so we have to- You didn't show up, right? Oh, okay. No, I understand. So kids got burnt to a crisp. People were hauled out on stretchers. Dehydrated teenagers were sobbing in corners.

It was just a fucking nightmare. And seeing this utter disaster unfold before her, Tana, the social media guru, decides that she wants to take to the internet to release the following video of herself addressing the issue, but actually she's just partying it up that very night instead of being a responsible adult. So she learned a lot. That's good. Yep. So that was, that was what she did while everybody that's good. Yep Good she feels bad at least that's a good thing

She won't do that again. I don't like that mistake ever again Yeah, there was never a kid tanacon too, but there will be fire fest too So there's always hope for another tanacon will there be fire fest too. They're claiming that I don't know How is it legal this guy's still a promoter? He went to prison for that. It doesn't make any sense to me Are you ever gonna release the video of Carl twerking after a magic bag show? Coming up next at least I've justified that behavior dog was a great show The all-new fan dual sportsbook in casino is bringing you more action than ever Play the tapes! everything with FanDuel Sportsbook and Casino. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600. Visit connexontario.ca. As the world's population grows,

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All right, I feel like we need to reset a little bit after all that Tana mojo talk, we need to find someone who's actually an attractive woman who is an up-and-comer Maybe she's not huge just yet But she's gonna be a star and Doug is gonna make sure that she's a star because he is in love with Stephanie Brie 100% my favorite man beast just like I told you So you brought some clips for us because you weren't having that much fun with Baba so you decided to bring something that would be entertaining for us. I'm gonna every time I come on I'm bringing Stephanie Brie clips. I don't I don't have to

all I have to do is just pick a random video and it's fucking gold every time. Love it. Love it. What is she up to? He is So play my clip one and I'm gonna let him introduce to you what the clip is about or what the show is about Hey everybody, welcome back to my channel. My name is Stephanie Brie and today I'm talking about Checkers versus chess Finally about checkers versus chess. Finally.

Been waiting for this video to be made by someone brave enough. And knowledgeable about both games as we will get into. This is gonna be great. So Stephanie Brie has like green blue hair. She's an obese man who just constantly is smoking some type of cigar or something sweet and and behind this beast are stacks and stacks of compact discs for some reason you know we see that 2024 videos so we're just gonna blow through these clips in order. So clip number two is Stephanie getting into the meat and potatoes of the mechanics of chess, which he clearly

understands how to play. Chess is kind of a more complex version of checkers in so far as it has version of checkers insofar as it has pieces that are similar in some way to the checkers. We couldn't even go with the board is similar. Yes, that's where the similarities starting at. It's like checkers. It's a rather three amigos are like, do you have any beer? No, just tequila. It's like beer. Well, certainly not. Okay, so that that takes us into clip number three, a little Do you have any beer? No, just tequila. It's like beer Okay, so that that takes us into clip number three a little deeper dive into some more differences between chess and checkers

Checkers is usually red and black Chess can usually be white and black or gray and black or red and black or whatever. It's usually something It's usually black and not black. There's usually how chess is done when I'm describing a game I always start with colors. That's always the right way to do it. Okay now I got the color straight. What are the rules? I mean, what's the strategy? Alright, I'm going to assume that everybody that's here knows how to play checkers. Yes. Okay, does everybody know how to play chess? Yes, in fact producer Chris plays every day. Okay. I love playing a game right now I love playing chess as well, but You are aware that checkers does have some form of strategy. It's not nearly as in-depth. Okay that

so my number four is uh stephanie going on A long convoluted story which most of it I took out but it's a long convoluted story, which most of it I took out, but it's a long convoluted story explaining how he learned how to play chess. But then you get into chess. Now I did not learn how to play chess until I was a teenager, sometime between 13 and 14 in that ballpark.

Okay. Okay. So let me ask you, if you are in high school looking for protection from bullies, where would you go? Chess club. Chess club is right. If you have a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can join the chess club. My clip number five. I joined the chess club when I was in middle school, seventh and eighth grade or junior high I guess. Would have been junior high or middle school.

Anyways, when I was in seventh and eighth grade, I joined the chess club because I didn't have any friends. I was kind of a nerd. I was getting kind of tired of getting beat up all the time. And I was often in, you know, in school suspension or other similar types of you know attitude adjustment type programs so I The chess nerds Hung out in the library where they felt safe and that was where I was put for Saturday school So that's when I learned how to play chess wait Stephanie wasn't popular

It was all the cigar smoking okay so there was some that was a straight shot I didn't like copy paste anything but it started off by saying I learned how to play chess because I joined chess club because I was in Saturday detention and then I happened to watch people play chess right right yes okay clip number six. Because the chess club was where the detention was, yeah. And I say learned how to play chess in air quotes. That was where my friends demonstrated to me

how chess is played and I never really picked up on it. Chess is beyond my comprehension. Too hard of a game. I have dabbled in, you know, I had a Star Wars chess set. Makes everything easier. The shapes of the characters change whether you can understand basic concepts or not. Yes. And now there's two things you don't understand. Wow. Alright, so we got his take on chess and we know going into this video of chess versus checkers, he doesn't even know how to play chess. So everything else after this kind

of becomes irrelevant, right? You can't compare. This would be like me comparing a Porsche with a Toyota. I don't know anything about how to build either of those vehicles. I would have no clue, but maybe I'll make a video about that someday. All right. So clip number seven is getting into how easy checkers is to play. I remember playing chess or checkers, excuse me, with my dad and my sisters and my aunts and uncles. And it was just like the, you know, it's like, you know, board game 101. Basically it's it's it's preschool. It's board game for preschool kids.

And then going into clip number eight, this is where referencing what I talked about earlier, anybody that knows how to place checkers knows that there is some form of strategy to it. You know, trying to control the center of the board and thinking a couple moves ahead anyway. So clip number eight. Kid friendly, basic board game. You know, not complicated rules rules easy to learn the moves Easy to be able to tell who's the winner who's the loser not a lot of fighting and arguing because there's not really a lot of options

What are the board games that aren't good for kids I get sorry to come black Trap what is he talking about shoots and ladders? Board games that we're referring to but Mouse trap, what is he talking about? Shoots and ladders. Yeah, like one of these complex board games that we're referring to. Like an idiot. But hold on. You're nothing to him. Don't be judgy, Carl.

So I guess we'll just jump right into clip number nine then after talking about how easy Checkers is to play. Okay. And so I don't have anyone to play checkers with, so I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm pretty sure I forgot how to play. Come on. That doesn't make any sense, Rick. I mean, you're obviously own internet connected devices.connected devices you can play any gave you hot against anything. Yep. Oh Stephanie why did you bring it up?

So I will Just I'm gonna jump to clip number 11 because this Touches on why he doesn't have anybody to play with This touches on why he doesn't have anybody to play with And my sister's kids for whatever reason I don't want to get into weren't allowed to play board games and I know it's No, they weren't allowed to play with you That's the key thing For some reason nobody knows why they're not allowed within 50 feet of me I don't know all right so jumping back into the rules of checkers so this was immediately following

him saying I don't know how to play and then it starts coming back to him and he kind of has an idea so anybody that doesn't remember the rules of checkers just just listen to clip 10 and it'll let me guess I I've watched this yet But there's red chips and black chips. Is that how you play? Because if I sat down right now and tried to describe how checkers is played I couldn't do it you got little plastic coins That I guess are checkers and they bounce around the board somehow and then I don't know you win the game by something or other. Alright, this is incredible.

Doug, how many views does this video have? I think like 14 maybe. This is crazy. I'm imagining the checkers on like pogo sticks bouncing around the board And then my last two clips are he has he has made an edict on what should happen with these board games so clip number two after it's very important to Bring up the fact again that he has no clue how to play either one of the two games that he chose to talk about. Okay, so that's the extent of my experience with chess and or checkers.

I'm going to be honest with you. I think checkers is a stupid game. And if you want to get your kids into board games, you can start them off with checkers if you're just, you know, teaching them like the base mechanics of how a board game works, setting up the pieces, moving, taking turns, and then meeting the objective. But there's better kids games out there. Checkers is let's let's as a society as a species, human beings, let's let checkers die. Can we? I'm okay with it. What is this anger he has towards checkers?

Is someone fucking with a checker or something? Oh, he starts seething here. And the last clip is, I labeled this on my end arrested development I think you've talked about some other people on your show who all of their experiences are based off of like the social classes in high school yeah and I think that that is probably what is happening with Stephanie here. Chess on the other hand, you know like uber geeks and kids that are actually good at math And

Want to be jocks that are too dorky to be actual jocks and they're not athletic at all But they want to pretend to be jocks so they play chess Need chess for something to do because they're not good enough at poker or they ain't got the money for poker or whatever so they play chess. Otherwise I would say let's let chess die as well. I know chess is like an ancient game and it's not going anywhere but for the love of fucking god can we stop playing checkers? God damn. Please don't buy your kids checkers.

I'm begging you. For the love of God. Well, that's retarded. What board game does he like? Does he ever explain to you, like, if you don't want your kids to play checkers, here's what they should play? Does he ever give that advice? Hungry, hungry hippos.

Okay, I'm down with that. So chess is for jocks who are good at math. Is that what I just heard? A wannabe jocks who are good at math is that what I just heard? wannabe jocks wannabe jocks who are good at math Because you do have to count like two up one over That's a math I guess right? I've never been more confused by both chess and checkers than this moment right now

I was alright. This is a dumb thing. I was trying to play dominoes last night. I Haven't played dominoes since I was a child does anyone know the rules of dominoes anyone in this panel? Yeah, okay. I didn't I think Instructions on the dominoes and it tells us one way and then like this doesn't make any sense Then we watched a YouTube video and it's also completely different way. I know there's different ways to play dominoes But maybe somewhere in the chat. There's two rules you set them up and you knock them down Wait, I really know how to play dominoes, but we brought dominoes with us here in Florida I thought we would play some and apparently it was too much. It's a bridge too far for us to pull off

All right good. I'm not alone. I don't see you guys jumping in like of course, you know how to play dominoes All right, good. I'm not alone. I don't see you guys jumping in like, of course, you know how to play dominoes You know, I bet those is only for math nerds. It's only for math nerds. You have to count up to six Here's a guy who knows how to do everything You suck! You piece of shit! Fuck off! Gagia! Alright good, Soft Weekly is saying that people play it differently, Wapio saying there's many styles of dominoes, Fleshy Victor says match the dots, Dummy. No, I know that part! That was not the part that was lost on any of us.

I know that every time that you play it part that was lost on any of us. I know that every time that you play it, you have to slam the domino down on the table to make as much noise as possible. Yeah, and then go domino motherfucker. And then when you lose, you have to pull out your clock. I know that. So Suddary John just made his most embarrassing video ever. I know that sounds like it can't possibly be true. We've seen so many of these videos. And John's at his mom's house. It's Thanksgiving time. He's in someone's room, not his. And I can only imagine what his family must be thinking when they're listening through the walls. And there's a part where he gets up

to go get coffee and you hear his mom is right next door to him. She's talking to him immediately as he walks out of the room. And this is what she's hearing. Hey, you see that? Go ahead, watching the wheat, bro. That's me. That's right, that's me. Look different, huh?

Look a little swimmer, huh? Huh? I think so. I think so, don't you? I think so. Thank you, crackhead Bob. You're welcome. That's right, Chadley.

That's right. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. And soon, Chadley, you're gonna thank me for giving you a beating in the ring, YouTube's terms of service. When we box. This is what the Duke has been doing every day. Okay?

In the fucking gym. That's what the Duke is doing. Oh, I look pretty Fit don't I dickhead? Well, I am motherfucker. I am fit and I'm ready. I'm coming for you This is painful. Are you intimidated by this dog? Do you want to leave the show right now in case he finds out who you are? I don't want I don't want to smoke John Shirt is hiking up like he's wearing something under his shirt. Okay. There's a lot of speculation that he's wearing a girdle oh

He's definitely wearing a girdle you think so you you could not convince me otherwise look at all the other over here He's just never looked more like Ruth Bader Ginsburg ever. To me, like, it's so, it's, look at, even in this still right now. Yeah, it's not great. His right arm is like a little teeny tiny twig. And I will admit that there were some side angles where it was not horrible, but it's horrible.

I hate looking at this looks like liver failure Nothing less terrifying than him going like this with his hands and saying Chad Lee I like what he's punching his palm and then he goes in the box Hingering YouTube's terms of service as if they're like ready to hit the button to delete his account like oh, okay? Okay, my bad Violent didn't rehearse the threat either he's like and you're gonna thank me for Whoops

The worst smack-talk ever missing man to be like you're fired But now John John thinks that people are afraid of him which is crazy that's fine. Didn't think that went through either, did he? It's so horrible. Float like a bee. Hahaha. Ted, look at him buys. Look at the buys.

Look at his show, this dickhead. Look at the buys. I'm looking at a buy right now. Well that's what's coming. I can't wait to see that Ted to shift This is the same spot when he was pretending he was in a hotel room last year And I think he was trying to avoid getting served by Vince the lawyer He's like you have no idea where I am. Is it your mom's house? You as a kid

It just comes with the hotel room, it's a nice hotel you wouldn't understand John I brought your beer up Thanks room service Thanks Robe Service! Cause these fucking things are gonna be moving in and out real quickly. Please hit the computer. That would have been great. So John doing punching motions at the screen just to let you know how serious he is. Now he's sat down, but he's still fired up and ready to fight Chad Zumach. And I just want to point out, because we just watched him say he's going to kick his ass,

he's punching, he's punching his palm, he's doing all this stuff. But remember, I don't promote any violence. Right. I'm glad you said that, John. Because I wasn't sure if you're promoting violence or not. For a second there, I thought you were. But then he assured me that he wasn't. So I'm like, okay, good. that's for a promoter yes so I'm

not saying anything that hasn't been set up a million times and all of this bullshit with these guys but like 50 60 something year old men on the internet threatening each other to fight is it's fucking retarded it's so stupid. This is so incredibly frustrating that I'm spending my Saturday watching this. So Mike Tyson is the same age as as John and Mike Tyson can't fight. He used to be the best in the world. John has never done anything. So do you think John's gonna fight now when I pay for the pay-per-view to watch him in chance? You might fight. Of course, I would name your price. It doesn't matter. I'll raise the funds We're definitely watching that but it's not gonna happen. None of this shit's gonna happen. But again, it's fantasy John

he's got these fantasies and What happened was worse? worse Yeah, the fact that it's it's not only the threat to do the like, oh, I'm going to beat this guy up. But then it's also we know it's never going to happen. Right. Everyone knows it's not going to happen.

In fact, we're going to see what Chad's response is to this in just a little bit. But the big news this week is that Chad lost his Patreon. His Patreon, someone reached out to Patreon and said that he's against their terms of service because he's bullying people and whatnot. And so there were two specific episodes and both of them were talking about, I think, John's Trans Kid. Well, one of them was about John's Trans Kid and the other one was about that guy, the legend, Mark Lewis, former Major League Baseball player who gets involved with John a lot. And he's been in a lot of these different chats and

stuff like that. John talks about the legend all the time as his buddy. So Chad's Patreon was taken down and Chad comes on YouTube and goes, well, I'm out a significant amount of money, a big portion of my

income because they just took down my Patreon and Chad said, John's the one who did it. I know for a fact he was on a replay show this morning saying Patreon and Chad John's the one who did it. I know for a fact he was on a replay show this morning saying he's 125% sure that John is the one who did it. I didn't I didn't report you. I couldn't find you. I would have reported you but I

couldn't find you and I'm not a member of your Patreon so you can start bitching and moaning that I got you taken down to somebody else Did but I didn't am I stupid? The idea that he said I didn't get you taken down But I would have that kind of just makes that first part moot right there You're like I would have reported you if I knew how to like yeah, that's why we don't like you John Do you understand that's why Chad's pissed to you right now? Because his channel got taken down and you submitted that you would have and John has been striking Chad's YouTube

He was doing it live on his show. We talked about it, but but he's obviously lying right there. Yes, I I would guarantee that all you would have to do is type go to Google type Patreon zoom ock and it and you would have been able to find it Yeah, and what happens when somebody's lying they give you unnecessary details, right? Right, and also how could I how could I porn bomb you? I didn't know what that was until two weeks ago, right? Yes, also John has a lie tell where he has to touch his face Yeah, yes to do something when he's lying and you're right, Doug. Look at this. That I got you taken down to somebody else did, but I didn't.

Also he's got to tuck his hair behind his ears. What has he ever done that before? He's just like, people will say that I was doing shit, but I didn't do any of this shit. Not natural. So I agree with you. I think that John's definitely guilty of this and I am against striking people. I'm against trying to get people's shit taken down. But if there's anyone more deserving of the chat, I don't know who they are. Because that's all Chad ever does. When he was on El replay today,

Cardiff was talking to him about like, yeah, but Chad, remember you went after my channel and you did this and you porn bombed El replay and you've been trying to get us all Take it down just like yeah, but I'm sorry and I won't do it anymore Said I was sorry, which is still better than him just saying I didn't do it He keeps doing it which you will of course, yeah I probably should know that. Unless he keeps doing it. Which you will, of course. Yes, absolutely. What you expect him to do. Yeah. So this is John now has got a brag to Chad

Because John's way cooler than Chad is based on this information. Last night I had a wonderful date at the Belmont fucking Tavern With a beautiful lady Something that you're not used to, Chadly That's why I got three kids with a beautiful lady, something that you're not used to, Chadly. That's why I got three kids and you don't have any. Because you have to get laid in order to have children. That's just biology one on one. Speaking of children, John, you're a child.

You really think that everyone without kids is a virgin. It's the stupidest thing ever. He just bragged that he had sex three times. That's him admitting that he had sex exactly three times. With the same woman. Right? I know. It's so stupid.

Oh, John. But John just had a date at the Belmont Tavern with a beautiful lady, and I actually happened to have a photo of that that got leaked to me. There he is with his date. Congratulations, John. What a looker. Very proud of you. He put out a tweet after his date. He's so desperate for people to think he's cool. And he's got shit going on. By the way, thanks to Elon Musk for making it so I can actually look at

people's tweets again. So this is John's tweet. He said, Duke cat successful date, close the deal driving back to Long Island to cook Spanish rice. And you know that prostitute was sitting next to him like, you know I follow you, right? Duke cat successful date. This is the guy who complains about super chatters or their grammar and spelling.

I actually like this as a really 1960s beatnik poem. Oh, you think it did that on purpose? Yeah, it's great. Duke Cat successful date. Hey, Daniel. Spanish rice. I'm going to do Spanish. Alright, John is saying he didn't have nothing to do with Chad's Patreon getting taken down but he is going to brag

about this. When I struck Lady K's Patreon, I did it and I take full 100% credit for it because he had my MP3 in my book on his behind his paywall. Yes, I struck him. And when he trashed my children, yes, I struck him then. So John's incapable of telling the truth. And he says this over and over again. I know I've played this clip before, but John did not strike my channel for having his book on there or for

clowning his kids it was because it was connected my discord and people used gamer words at the discord John will never admit that for some reason because that doesn't fit into the narrative and he always pretends it was different reasons why he tried to get my patreon taken down yeah he looks like less of a victim so right he doesn't want that yeah he looks like he's doing something that's shitty. Sorry. Doesn't want to talk about that. But remember when you know, someone's lying about you,

you can assume they're lying about everyone else. Everything this guy says is a lie, including this. You've awoken a sleeping giant and his sleeping giant is in the best physical strength Condition I've ever been in in my entire fucking life He's in the best physical strength condition Watch out for him. What an idiot He's not even gonna address the drool running down the side of his fucking mouth as he says that that's sweat

And at the beginning of this clip when he was trying to flex or whatever looks like he's got fucking cerebral palsy the way is Yeah, that that one arm doesn't work real. Well. He's got a stroke arm. You've awoken a sleeping giant Physical strength he's like trying to deflects his art is fans. like can't help like push out to the sides. So what's you guys want to see what Chad's response is to this? Desperately. What's funny is John is challenging Chad to a fight over and over again and Chad just keeps yelling from the rooftops, yes please let's do this and John's got him blocked everywhere so Chad's just like I don't know why why Chad will get back to me at it. But here's Chad's response. So I'm sick of showing up at people's houses and then out there.

I'm here. Let me know when you're coming. I'll be here. It's that simple. I'm usually here pretty much every day. Yeah, when you're not out with your friends, Chad, you're here at home. So yes, I don't really go anywhere. Let's have a gig or I go occasionally go hang out at SideSplitters. Some friends with all the staff there and that doesn't surprise me at all. It's got nowhere to go. Erica, the

bartender is awesome. BT. So if I don't have a gig, I don't go anywhere. So I'm always home. I'm home right now. Where are you, Duke? Like I said in the tweet, even though you have me blocked on Twitter because you're a pussy boy with a boy with a pussy, just give me 12 hours notice so I'll be here. So don't just show up. Tell me when you're coming so I'll be here. So don't just show up. Tell me when you're coming. So I'll be

here. John, I'm giving you $300 to throw a punch at me. I'm making it as easy as humanly possible for you cannot back out of this. You could get money for trying to fight me and I will bring nothing legal into it. I don't know what you're going to do. I will punch back. I just noticed something. This is Chad's channel that we're watching this on and he can't even spell. So he's got a on here. It says patreon.com slash just down zoom out for full. You couldn't spell episode correctly. He really is a dumb guy. But the reason why I'm playing this is because this is exactly what I want to see play out. John challenges someone to a fight. They accept immediately and say, I'll give you money to come throw a punch at me.

How does John get himself out of this one? How does he wiggle his way out of this? Chas' going, yeah, let's fight. Let's do this. I don't know where he goes from here We called he called your bluff now what are you gonna do? Dummy so I think his way out by ignoring it he says ah I never saw any responses that he did cuz Chance gonna tell him the Chad said yes and come to his house. We've seen him ignore shit like that before

Yeah, it's just gonna be the same thing So there's always you know back when I used to drink and go to bars and shit, there was always ruckuses and there's always somebody like John at the bar who typically a little guy always wants to fight somebody that isn't going to fight or has just left or has a reason not to fight, whatever the fuck it is. Yeah, and and you you know that he is he has no indicted Inclination to actually fight anybody correct because of that thing that Rocco when he when he punked him out right there in front of him You know if he was a fighter anywhere near like what he claims to be he would have just punched him right there Correct and damn the circumstances. Yep, right

Speaking of the little guy cuz you're right about that. It's always the little guys to prove himself John took a photo with his friends and posted it on Twitter here. It's the You're the little guy In the front row at a metal show you just kind of get lifted off your feet. That's our little Johnny guy right there. Also, what's going on with Hitman Dan's toupee? What is that all about? I think it's a very nice toupee. Who is he fooling with that?

It's a motley crew. It's a motley crew right there. It's a choice. These poor people. Alright, let's get back to Jen. We'll punch back, John. I just want to let you know that. I don't think that's good for a 60-year-old man in your condition. I want to see these two in a slap fight so badly. I think it would be very fun I realized dog. It's all so stupid all these guys are like gonna fight each other

It's like this is just this this happens in every universe by the way This isn't just the dabble first like anytime you get involved in these things And there's these rivals that make fun of each other back and forth and always turn to do what's fight Oh, I know I I'm aware. I mean, but like I have enough self-awareness. There's probably nobody Within this people that we're talking about that fought as much in their youth as I did. I was I loved it I was good at it. I know right now I'm gonna gas out in 20 seconds and I'll be lucky if I get one hit off It's if I if I don't hit you the first time

My fat ass is gonna waddle away. So you can't hit me cuz I'm done I'm gassed out. Patties he wasn't there. Well he claims he was and he's probably hiding inside his fucking girlfriend's house. I showed up to fatty patties defense he's now legally married. See I'm nice to Patrick. At Pinkies and he didn't come down so apparently he showed up today race like I if he should if he's not going over he's not going or he already did you dumb fuck nobody can ever do those two people that he just talked about Kevin and Patrick showed up both of their places knowing they weren't there, right? Correct. Yes. Yeah. Okay. And it gets worse because

I'm hoping I can find this on his Twitter feed. He posted a photo of Kevin Brennan's apartment door. Yeah. And said, yeah, I got past security and I was right outside. Why don't you come out? And it's just like, obviously Vince, the warrior sent him food and the guy has to take the photo to show that they dropped out the food. They just cropped out the food and the John's acting like he's at the guy's apartment. It's just so childish and fake. So lame. But remember John's an entertainer. Obviously he's a fighter. We all know that. We've all seen it with crazy Gabby and that amazing fight, but he's an entertainer first when I'm come back home we're gonna meet and say

soda and we're gonna have a little fun fun fun John's already changing what's going on because the first he was just like, Chad, let me know where you're gonna be, when and where, I'll be there. And Jack goes, come to my house, I'm home every day. And he goes, let's meet halfway, like Sarasota, it's like closer to my place, and then we can both drive and meet there. I'm envisioning this being during the Thanksgiving dinner for the family and the kids table is just outside, right there. They're like, what's going on with the old drunk guy in there? What's he talking to?

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You know, there's a certain point in an altercation when you know, a fight is going to happen, right? So when you're face to face with somebody there's the little shit talking thing and you're trying to figure it out Okay, is this real is it's not real Their body language tells you a bunch of shit as soon as the guy goes in to start playing the hand trumpet thing You're like, oh, he's not serious I watch a lot of hockey. I never see that when they drop the gloves Singing a little dude with the guy There's no ding ding before the match. It's just John doing that.

I got this. This is some revisionist history right here. Because I, you think I'm not going to defend the honor of the Melendez family. You think for a second that's going to happen? You're out of your fucking mind. You're out of your fucking mind. Ask Fatty Patty. He folded like a bad fucking beach chair when I fucking asked him to come outside with me. Ask Rocko fucking Burrow. That kid was shitting bricks right through the fucking mask. That guy was afraid of the Duke.

All right. So now he's trying to say you were the thing that you were referencing just a little while ago dog. Now he's trying to say that Rocko was wearing a mask when he asked John of his daughter ever or son ever creeped in his face. Like he wasn't. The only thing I remember is that Rocco couldn't get through the sentence without laughing.

Yes, he was laughing hysterically and John pushed away and got all upset. He still regrets the way he handled that. So John's pretending that he's sticking up for his family. I'll speak on behalf of your family, John. They don't want you to. Their names would not be brought up if it weren't for you. You're the reason why any of this is happening and they don't want you to, you know, you created this problem. They're not looking for you to solve it. Who has besmirched the Melendez name any more than John?

Right. He is the problem. It's shit like this. It's gotta be so embarrassing for the kids. Cause remember, this is Thanksgiving day. You know, you think I'm Thanksgiving. I get decent super chats. Fucking begging, fucking e-begging.

Right out of the gate of his shell. And the turkey was dry. What an asshole. Jesus Christ, what a fucking asshole. He's probably being waited on hand and foot. He uh, go back to singing. So he gets up. All right, let me play this clip because this just shows how fake everything that John does

actually is. I don't think so. Ain't happening. Ain't fucking happening. Capiche. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I hope you have a great time. Ain't happening. Ain't fucking happening. Capiche. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

I hope you have a great Thanksgiving. Now, this morning I got up. Here, let me get my cup of coffee to tell you about this, shall we? So he literally does this whole thing where he's punching in the air. He's going to fight Chad.

He goes, and scene. All right, guys. So anyway, I hope everyone's having a great Thanksgiving. Oh, let me go grab my coffee. So he gets up and you hear in the other room, his mom's talking fight Chad. He goes and see all right guys, so anyway, I hope everyone's having a great Thanksgiving Oh, let me go grab a coffee. So he gets up and you hear the other room his mom's talking to him and he's like Oh, hey mom, everything okay? And you know, I can't hear what she's saying and then she goes Yeah, I got the rice on the the stove and John goes. Oh, okay And then you hear him yell the rice is still wet mom and she's like what let's go guys like the rice It's wet. I haven't checked on the rice yet. It's still wet like

It's got to be insane to have him in the house. There's no way she enjoys it at all. She's waiting out of he's complaining about everything No, she absolutely loves it. I think you're totally wrong about that. I think she loves it This is what she built. She created this she wants a mama's boy and boy. Oh boy is he What she built she created this she wants a mama's boy and boy. Oh boy is he no? He's yelling from the other room while she's preparing dinner that he's going to fight another grown adult And then he's singing I Believe that she is proud of this Is it wedding crashers that will feral plays that yes meatloaf yeah

The other thing too is When he gets up and he sees his mom he goes, oh, I'm streaming right now So are there times when he's yelling in the room and he's not the internet like that. Oh shit He's doing the flex thing in front of the mirror Is alright we got a game. Cardiff made us a game today. Yay. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show.

Topoak. A Dabler. Are you ready to play? Topoak. A Dabler. And if I'm remembering this incorrectly, I apologize to this person. I forget what the initial credit card problem was. It could have been, I don't know, it could have been either there was one of the cards,

didn't have enough room on it. I don't remember, but it was it was something and he asked me for another credit card. Now this is two weeks ago. So then he asked me for another credit card. I give him a different credit card two weeks ago. And then I lost my wallet. And no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Or they tried and there wasn't it was a debit card and I didn't have the money in the bank. I don't remember what it was So then I Had Lost my wallet whatever and that maybe would that was it I could give him another card. So I gave him another card Then what happened on?

Friday this past Friday the seventh I Get a call from my bank, an emergency alert text, your card has been compromised, somebody attempted to charge $148, and we denied the charge and now we have canceled that credit card. Now of course that's not my fault. And when do you think this company runs the card? That's right. The day after they canceled the card. So this person is taking no responsibility. So then I'm like, all right, you know, you gotta be fucking kidding me. So I give him another card, this time a credit card.

I was starting to get angry, and I'm getting a lot of abuse here from a lot of people. You know, I have people from The Tonight Show emailing me on Facebook, John, here's my, I forgot to give you address, you know, send the keychains. No keychains. It's June fucking 9th, June 9th. So I pick up the phone. And I was fucking pissed. I pick up the phone and I was fucking pissed and I was like what the fuck is going on these fucking key chains you loser get me these fucking things I've waited too fucking long fuck off get me the fucking key chains! What did John say next? Here are your choices.

Number one, or something like that. B, don't make me come down there. Next, I wasn't this calm. Four, I know where you live and lastly or else to poke a dab. Alright, I think it's going to be B don't make me come down there. That's my guess. What do you think, Doug? Well, I've actually found myself in this exact same situation and I know when I was retelling

the story I went with next. I wasn't this know when I was retelling the story I went with next I wasn't this calm when I was retelling the story okay what do you think Lucy my initial thought was be also but I think I'm gonna go with lastly or else producer Chris number one something like that something like that. Something like that, yeah. I thought that was a possibility as well. I've waited too fucking long. Fuck off. Get me the fucking keychains. Something like that.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Producer Chris. A paraphrasing. Get me the fucking keychains. So what I was thinking was that, you know know when he was yelling and it was escalating he was he was thinking I'm looking pretty good. I'm looking pretty tough right now, and I want the audience to think that when I was on the phone I was even meaner. That's what I was going with. Yeah, I tried to put some fucking logic to this dipshit

Yeah, that was yeah, that was your first mistake The actual conversation he's like I might not get these fucking keychains if I'm too mean. Something like that. Now, I was angry. And I have every right to be. Every fucking right to be. I said, dude, why not just order another hundred? I'll pay for them. I don't care about the money. I just want the hundred. I'll pay for them. I don't care about the money. I just want the fucking key chains. And if I'm, if I'm remembering this incorrectly, I apologize to this person.

That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you are man enough to poke a dabbler. Just do it. A poke. A dab. Just do it. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. Woof! Well there you have it, Producer Chris is the big winner. Thank you Producer Chris for picking up the slack

for the rest of us. We appreciate that. And I appreciate you Doug. You watched two and a half hours of Bubbles content house. You're a prick. We should probably go back and watch the unedited version to see if there's any parts that maybe they didn't think were good but we do. You do the clip in this time. Okay, I'll do all the clipping. People should check you out on who's right, who's right podcast.com. Of course sign up for the YouTube channel. Definitely subscribe to that when you guys do in shows

We do our bonus episode every Tuesday and then a regular show every Wednesday. We're doing some YouTube Specific stuff like we're way ahead of the curve. We're starting to play video games against each other Streaming it. That's nice. That might catch on, man. That's cool. I don't know. We're, we're, uh, I think we're a little too far ahead of the curve on that one. People aren't picking up on that one yet. If you want to watch two people play Mortal Kombat who aren't good at Mortal Kombat, come on over. Sweet. You always sell yourself so well. The other guests on this show can learn from you. Do a great job. And of course, Lucy type box, the lovely and talented Lucy. You can find her at once over with Kaylee where you do movie reviews

I do you can find me on YouTube for that also on patreon Lots of fun movie reviews all different sorts of movies recently just did a blood rage for Thanksgiving and Recently just did a blood rage for Thanksgiving and on patreon I you get early release content of those movie reviews and also popsicle reviews and just recently a butt plug review For the second time how does it taste? If I you gotta go find out I guess is the answer to that after they're very good. All right, well, Lucy Thank you so much for coming out and teaching us more about Tana Mojo. Yeah. Lucy, have you done April Fool's Day yet? I have not. You want to come join me? Yeah, I'll do it. Cool. I'll send you a message. Nice. Getting dug out a movie review. You big movie guy.

I'm very excited. I like older movies. Yeah, for sure. Okay. Yeah, because you you understood my reference earlier. Thank you for saving me with that Appreciate it When you said, you know that movie and then everybody was silent for 15 seconds. Yeah, there was a good one Carl great job None of my a gave today I really thought that my station nightclub reference was gonna do better than it did that felt kind of flat I know there are people in the chat were also upset that you didn't get a bigger laugh for that one recognition. Yes Guys, let's hit some voicemails real quick and get out of here. What do you say?

Yes, great. Hoi hoi great team was here Nate from Flint fuck you Wow the great see what's the day from flip Wow the great Seaboo said they from flip Great team was here again. Sorry Nate. I just I just felt left out not having any voicemail or beef and So I apologize Carly or come yeah, call me back. Well, that was short-lived. Oh, wow Gonna get one of these. Our fan from Portugal called in.

Carl, are the isotopes men enough to do an atomic, blondie cover and let producer Chris play that awesome bass line and be the true frontman that everybody knows that he is. Producer Chris, Portugal loves you. Cheerio! Cheerio? I know, it's confusing. What do you think? You want to play an atomic Blondie cover and be the true frontman?

I could play the bass. Everybody knows you think you want to play an atomic blondie cover and be the true frontman? I can't really know she has Yes familiar with Roger Daltrey Hey Carl, I was just catching up on the last point dabble point and I think it's a masterpiece It's just that having Vinnie Adam yourself. Sh, Shuli, you all just did such a great job. And the other night I was finishing up reading Roger Daltrey's biography and on page 176 I read a passage that reminded me of Stuttering John. Here it is.

How some of these celebrities today are going to manage when they get older. I have no idea because some haven't even got a core talent to fall back on after their 15 minutes. There is only darkness or I'm a celebrity. Yeah, that's better than John. All right. Don't call me that. That does sum up John perfectly right there. No talent. Except for the singing. It's very good.

The hand trumpet's not bad either. Yeah, it's good to say don't forget the trumpet sound. It was a hand trumpet. Is that going to be the new West Side story or instead of they're like, when you're a Shaddy, come to the fight, Jay's like, boop, boop, boop, boop. All right, we have another bisexual update. Apparently last week, Carl Hamburguesa

was on the Drew Lane show. And like usual, ball washing, licking up and down. He said he's into tram stuff. His band does tram stuff. I didn't know you were part of the group, buddy. Welcome aboard. Welcome. Hey, I'll do a tranny.

I don't care. Hey, you can join in instruments or no instruments. Trannies for me are fun. I hope they're fun for you, buddy. People hear what they want to hear. I said we do trad. I'm talking about our Christmas album. We have modern Christmas hits and also trad Christmas.

It's traditional is what I was talking about. What kind of a modern person are you saying trad instead of traditional? Traditional Christmas. I don't want to get it confused. We do tranny Christmas songs. Hey, Carl, Hebrew Hammer here. Hey, on the DLR episode, you were talking about the website that was a competitor to E-bombs world. I don't think you were talking about college humor or funny or die. They were all around around the same time.

But don't call me back. I remembered what it was. And college humor definitely was a competitor to E-bombs world. So that's a good call. But it was break.com. Hope you used to always talk about break.com. I saw this video on break.com and we're like, say E-bombs world, we have that video too.

I spent a lot of time bouncing between E-bombs world, break.com and rotten.com. Rotten.com, that's the one I was trying to think of, yes. Those are the days before YouTube took over. Carl, love you, love the show, but I just had to call you out on the most recent episode with E-Rock. You were saying, I would never call Opie a loser,

Opie has a family or whatever. In one of the most recent clips on YouTube, it's the Opie segment and it has confirmed Opie is a lonely loser and it says it in fucking big bold letters on the thumbnail, so I don't know I wouldn't do it All right, here's a fucking So stupid All right, here's some love for Doug

Hi, Carl Go to the creep off calm and vote for Carl. I'm calling in with a special shout out for Doug Mean Doug from who's right? Love you, man. You're fabulous I just love how you, that laugh of yours, it gets me every time, but you know finding out what Derek Chauvin's favorite color was and all your other off-color jokes that I can't even share with my manliest of men, peer group who are just slightly saddened by your humor. I think it's wonderful, keep doing what you're doing, love you, less so Anthony, but you know you need someone to rip on or bounce off of maybe. Keep it's wonderful. Keep doing what you're doing. Love you less so Anthony, but you know You need someone to rip on so or bounce off of maybe keep it up man

Boner guy 69 with some love for you. So what is Derek Chauvin's favorite color Doug? I don't know what he's talking about Do you really don't I don't know the answer is neon black. Oh, okay Neon black. Yeah. I forgot to say go to Arizona Bay candy.com. I hear the peanut butter crunch is absolutely fantastic. But you know, you can't go wrong by all of it. That's right. Thanks for the plug, man. Arizona Bay candy.com. There is some fantastic treats on that web station. Check it out. Oh Here's an interesting caller calling in Love you. Love the show. This is Doug from the Midwest

And this message is actually just a reminder to me to make sure I say fuck Eric Nagel for sending in this piece of shit Hi, Chris I say fuck Eric Nagel for sending in this PCP Think we covered that at the beginning Never say it enough you can never say it enough Well for his first day on the job at the ad agency John said he could deliver for a new Super Bowl commercial some of his celebrity friends. So right now he's in the process of signing up Shaquille O'Neal, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Quentin Tarantino for a kicker.

I doubt if he'll be able to do it though. I don't think they're very friendly with him. But he's trying. That's why he's in New York. I didn't think they're very friendly with him. But he's trying, that's why he's in New York. I didn't realize that. John, quit your goddamn lip smacking and slurping. Rock and rolla.

Rock and rolla to you. Rock and rolla. Kind sir. Carl Vlux was curious if you guys had any thoughts on the sudden emergence of OJ. He's a prolific double-verse star. It seems he's, I think he did four episodes, four shows this week. Seems like he's really taken off.

And then simultaneously, do you think Cardiff Electric is going to go the way of Spud's McKenzie appears he's just falling off the map. Poor Cardiff he got his YouTube channel taken down. He's not on this show anymore. Everyone's forgetting about him. It's very sad. What do you think is OJ the next big star of the devil verse? I like both potatoes and oranges. That is the answer I was expecting. the next big star of the devil verse?

Who's OJ? Who's Spud's McKenzie? Have to agree with Bona guy. Go check out Annie. She's great. But I differ with him in the fact that I think everybody should go to the creep off.com and vote for Vinny Paulino. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. No vote for Carl at the creep off.com. I need the votes this week. Please help me out. Thank you very much. Last voicemail. And I don't even know what show you can play the song because I know this little piggy doesn't take voicemails but that theme song for this little piggy is a fucking banger. I just think it needs to be about a minute longer. Oh man, what a great song. That is a great song. We did an episode just yesterday. This little piggy, you can see it on my YouTube channel. It's also on our Patreon audio only.

If people want to just listen to it, but a lot of interesting things going on with Aaron in Holt where he had a whole bag of thon. Did you see this Doug where he had his four-year anniversary of getting fired from the radio? No I am out of the steel-toe business. I can't wait. I just can't handle listening to him anymore. Oh I can't either. It's brutal. He gets out and he's just like guys today's show is just about the money. Today's show is? Wow. You don't say yeah, so why did I give you money yesterday? So was he able to get where he needed to get to no because he wanted to go six hours

He said for every hundred dollars. I'll do another hour. You know good four and a half so I Don't think it worked out for him. He's he's crazy But I the only thing I know about him is what I pick up from you And I think the last time that I know about him is what I pick up from you. And I think the last time that I heard you cover him, that I can remember anyway, he was only going to, I think he was only gonna beg for a minute

or the last 60 seconds. Or- He'll be back for the last five minutes. Okay. And so he's got this new rule where he doesn't beg for money, whatever that means to him, because he still tells you how to pay him all show long But in the last five minutes the beggy monster comes out

The funniest fucking thing is he really is just a carnival bonger and that song is awesome My boy moody put it together and it's fantastic course AI But what is an AI these days? Am I right, people? I'm going to actually leave you with that. We're going to change things up a little bit with this little piggy theme song. So for Doug from Who's Right, producer Chris and Lucy Typebox, I'm Carl saying good Gia. There's a show in town. It's going down Every week we're back on solid ground Steel toe slipping, but we're gripping Got the key to spill, it's always flipping

From April's script to Aaron's glee Oh, this drum is just a spree Polydrama, legal trauma, another win Oh, that's the karma This little piggy went to YouTube This little piggy's on her own now Star Karma! Porn to felony, it's a circus can't you see? The toe is bent, the goal is spent, his empire crumples all hell sent April's playlist on repeat, Aaron's lies we can't defeat The countdown's on, it won't take long to see this piggy squeal his song This little piggy went to YouTube, this little piggy's on rumble now This little piggy's begging for dollars and this little piggy's on rumble now This little piggy's begging for dollars And this little piggy's breaking down, wow!

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