Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep581 - Petty Crimes Podcast

Episode Date: December 22, 2024

Successful true crime podcasts often use this formula - get a sassy gay guy with a woman who is overly enthusiastic about heinous crimes. That combo equals tens of thousands of dollars per month. This show is trying that but it’s a swing and a miss. The gay guy is trying too hard and the woman is just boring. Oh, and no one should be enthusiastic about these “stories.” Trucker Andy and Lucy Tightbox both join the show to try to figure out why some of these episodes have so many views. Then we get into the spirit with some great new parody songs from Jodie B, Sarah, and Tony Muskrat. Lucy introduces us to the female DSP, a beggy monster named Lisa Richards. Another corny morning show gets blown out. Chris D’Elia’s brother seems to be phoning in phoning it in. Stuttering John got laid? He's implying that he got some (2nd base, 3rd base, 3rd input? it's not clear). Most women don't like you talking like this, he better not be misrepresenting his new girlfriend. Lucy Tightbox - http://www.onceoverwithcayley.com/ Trucker Andy - https://allapologiespodcast.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Thing that happened to them. Yeah, that's not criminal, but it's annoying and then they act like it's like there's a major thing that they have to They're investigating. Yes. It was like new crime podcast for petty crimes Yeah, it would remind me of armchair expert that Dax Shepard did where he starts mining his audience for content, which is never a good idea Well, it's not it's an interesting premise But to keep it up and people will laugh at me for this, to keep up this premise for going for this long seems ridiculous because it's kind of all the same. After a while, I know that you checked out

their most popular stuff. I checked out their most recent stuff. Lucy, I don't know what you looked at, but let's just start off by showing you what it's like when Griffin and Kira start their show. Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

Ooh, okay. Are we, Cynthia and Ari? Wait, us dressing up as Glinda in Elphaba would be a vibe, by the way. That's pretty fun. Welcome to our show, Not The Wicked Movie. Kira, how are you? I'm so good.

Now, there's a formula here. We've covered a lot of true crime podcasts, and the most popular ones always have a woman and an over-the-top gay guy. Now, this is a black over-the-top gay guy, so they get extra points for that. But the way that he reacts to things is so douche chilling this is from the crime bimbo summit Oh

An update from that that was a fun episode. I loved it So they're just referring to a previous episode they did they have an update on it At least somebody likes it. That was a fun episode. Oh, I bet it was. Here's just another example of his over-the-top reactions to nonsense. For example, Paris wants to know if it was really so crazy

to ask for an iPhone 4 when Brittany's grandma had recently passed away and left her a decent chunk of change. Oh my God. Well, if you're not gonna act like you're having fun on your own show, nobody else is. Yeah, no, that's true. It's ridiculous. I mean this is good marketing.

He's selling it, they're saying it's true crime even though it's not and true crime is killing it so that's good marketing. They're trying to jump on the wicked thing which is, everybody is all crazy about that. So these are all... What circles are you running at? None of my friends have brought up wicked anywhere I've been ever. Trying to jump on the wicked thing which is everybody is all crazy about that so What circles are you running? I don't have my friends have brought up wicked anywhere. I've been not your friend. Just do it Just like I said everyone seen wickets. Can we finally talk about this everybody except your friends are talking about when they won't shut up about wicked Especially his friends. Oh, yeah, I Understand that Andy would you pick up by Where do you want to start? Well, this is very linear.

So if you don't mind, because I checked out one of the things I noticed when I was looking at their YouTube channel, there's only 13 episodes. I think it used to be on a different platform. It's now over here in a limited capacity. The downloads are either through the roof. Yeah, or through the floor. Yeah, it was like 67,000 on the most popular episode or saw that 260 on the least so I checked out the least downloaded one and the most downloaded one, okay Come to find out they're pretty much the same show. It's just the same fucking show

Yeah, there's not like there's special guests or a story that people would know about or anything like that. It is so arbitrary. They must be buying downloads or something because there's no reason for the other one that has thousands and thousands to have that many and this one that sucks, I mean it makes sense, but clip one Clip one. This is just hack shit. This is the most hack way to start a show. What's going on, Griff? I'm getting a crown soon, second part to my root canal, and then I will hopefully be done

with that shit. I hope so. Because the dentist will be traumatizing. But it's important. I'm glad that it's getting done. But blah, blah, blah, boring oral stuff. Not at all. What's new with you, Kira?

Well, if you believe it or not, guys, I'm pissed. I'm gonna try not to let that energy translate into today. But I just, things in my life are making me mad. But one thing that made me mad, well, actually more just sort of curious. I took an airplane here to record, as you guys know, I come to LA to record episodes with Griff. I've heard of taking a cab. I took an airplane. to record as you guys know I come to LA to record episodes of the grip I've heard of taking a cab. I took an airplane

That blew my mind your travel. She's getting on an airplane to come and do this show. Yes Yeah, cuz they do it remotely sometimes they love being together because that's when their chemistry is the best Oh my god, and so it's just my how's your health? Oh, it's not good. Let's hear about people's health problems and my how's your health? Oh, it's not good. Let's hear about people's health problems and Airplane food in my right that that's the most boring way to start a show, but he even recognized it, too Yeah, just like why am I talking about this? Like yeah, I could see why somebody pressed play on this It was just like I'm not gonna listen to this one So it makes sense that this would be the least popular episode and clip to this sums up this entire show for us for me for you and anyone listening You look like for those not watching

Kira is a chicken in her chair right now. I'm ready to lay an egg you are but then alex Had to do the same thing because he was like, oh, I guess I can't go she wants me to squat Yeah, pause it real quick Context they're talking about this woman that is sitting in the window seat on the flight. She wanted to get up to use the bathroom, oh no, what's her name is in the window seat. And the woman that's sitting on the aisle is doing this in her chair so that she can get out

to go to the bathroom. Gotcha. Her husband is doing the same thing because the woman won't get out of his way. So it's just an annoying scenario that she's been put in an airplane. It's so hard to squeeze by the two of them squatting on their seats. Why would she have chosen to do that? Do you think she thought it was more convenient for you? I don't know.

Or she just really didn't want to get out of her seat? I'd never seen anything like it in all of my days. Never ever either. And like, what a good excuse. It's annoying when someone asks you to get up so they can use the bathroom. It's annoying, right? We all are annoyed by that. But it's a really nice excuse to stretch your legs

on a plate. What the hell? The only thing is, I will admit, the Fast and the Seatbelts fan was on, but I had to go to the bathroom. Oh. Wow, wow, wowie, wow, wow. OK, see, that's what petty crimes is all about. That important detail changes the story.

And if I were the submitter, I would have excluded it. Yeah, exactly. What a life of that twine. Now I understand why she brought it up. That's crazy. How was she able to do this show? I know, after that, very traumatizing. So I like that he goes, we all find it annoying when we have to

Get up for someone to use the bathroom. No, I don't it's fine. Yeah, I'd rather you go take a shit than fart next to me Do what you gotta do The whole point of the show is it yeah, Patty it's so petty now I don't understand because this was the perfect they do this criminal or minimal Yeah, at the end of the episode right where they describe its rapid fire They describe a little scenario and they say was this criminal or was this minimal is it you know? But just stupid shit did they do that for this because that would have been the perfect segue in true. Yeah top They should have well this was the beginning. This isn't even the regular story

This is just her story of getting to that yeah, but like yourself brand yourself. Yeah, all right. Well be playing It's all this is the criminal or minimal people write in and they try to figure out if this is important or not Criminal or minimal using a projector on your house instead of hanging lights. I'm gonna say criminal because I just like I Don't know that I love the projections in general. Yeah, I don't think I like it and During the pot it is an easier way of decorating. It's just easier. So put some effort in it's tacky Second eight you So sassy this reminded me of like a morning radio call in bed like I didn't go back and see what they did on Halloween

but I can only imagine Candy corn instead of Candy bars wonderfully for you. I have a Halloween criminal or a male perfect So we can actually check that out is going to be my clip one in order to talk about this clip though I do think that I can answer a question Okay, great So we asked the question of why are some of their episodes getting huge amounts of views and why are some of them? Getting none okay

Sierra see whatever her name is the girl she is actually a writer on SNL oh And not only is she a writer. I know it makes it so much worse doesn't it? It so she's one ready all those funny skits that I see Is she writing and then Trisha Paytas walks in what the fuck is going on over there? Sorry, she is one of the co-writers of this Domingo sketch. Have you seen I fucking hate that guy I know I Know I did a whole episode about how that kid is the the fucking worst Yeah, okay, so she is one of the co-writers Remember your condition No apologies I'm sorry for interrupting Lucy The fucking worst yeah, okay, so she is one of the

Know that it's it's horrible so um You know she's on SNL I'm assuming that the reason that they're getting big view counts on some videos is she's doing some sort of promotion Relating to SNL for those okay like something is happening relating to this. We think I'm gonna answer the question. I don't I think I For those okay, like something is happening relating to those two things. I'm gonna answer the question. I don't I think I mean, let me speculate we all could have speculated certainly gives her a little bit more clout sure some way shape or form I don't know that I would be proud of it But anyway, so this is a criminal or minimal and this is going to be the question is going to be is it criminal or minimal? to wear a sexy religious costume on Halloween? And Griff is going to very proudly portman to two words together. Okay, that could be like sexy nun,

it could be sexy pope, everything in between. Sexy exorcist. sexorcist. Oh, that's my costume this year. I'm the sexorcist. Is that good? Is it really? No, I just just I just thought of it Sexorcist is funny. Can I have a job at SNL? Yeah, actually probably good Yeah, they probably hire you tomorrow. It's really all it takes By the way Bowen Yang is the asshole brought Trisha Paytas. Oh, I know Yeah, I actually saw a clip where he was talking about pitching that to Lord Michaels. Mm-hmm. He's ruining the show Yeah, not that it wasn't ruined before but

Even fucking worse not helping with this isn't about SNL. Yeah, obviously This is about this other shitty thing. this person is doing and so it starts off They have a holiday themed crime that they're reading and again this reaction From Griff makes no sense seasons greetings Kira and Griff. I heard you were looking for a holiday themed crime So down the chimney I slid it all started 33 years ago. Whoa every year down the chimney I slid. It all started 33 years ago. Whoa. Every year. Look at that face, it's like, whoa, 33 years ago. Wow. What does that have to do with anything? They're just setting the- You don't even know what it's about. Yeah, you have no idea. And guess what it is about? Cheesecake. It's about fucking cheesecake. My mom discovered a recipe for

a Godiva chocolate banana cheesecake That everyone in the party went absolutely shall we say bananas for? Friends when there's not a country between us the chemistry is it's here and that's why she flies that Andy they could do that cornball joke together bananas for and you see his reaction when when he she described the cheesecake he's just like oh yeah I can just picture out taste oh my god what is that Lucy what is that thing with cheesecake are you one of these people who goes fucking crazy for cheesecake? I like a good cheesecake, but I'm not obsessive about it. I didn't drool.

You didn't drool when she described that cheesecake? So he describes what he would do with that cheesecake. Oh good God. Well, maybe it's not exactly what you think here. Um, yeah, I would have a few bites of that cheesecake and then I'd be cheese caked out But it would be two rich ass bites. Mm-hmm. Yeah, would you like to see a photo of the cheesecake? What are you seeing? Whoa, I mean the Nilla wafers on top. No one mentioned that it's stunning. Yeah, it's Stunning this is going on the Instagram at the hoodie crimes pod. It is actually more beautiful than I could have guessed Yeah, it's really it's I mean, it's giving the great

British baking show. So love it. Stunning. I would encourage this submitters mom to send us some Monica Monica, we at least got to get the recipe. What about cheesecake? So the idea that the photo of the cheesecake is like wow. If you look at a photo of lasagna or cheesecake or anything that's like baked in a circular thing, you have no idea if it's good or not. Yeah, watching cooking shows is a phenomenon that I really don't understand. Baking is the worst because who the fuck knows?

You're not cutting into the middle, you're not seeing what it looks like inside. It's just outside of it. You're like, oh wow, we oh wow we're put on our Instagram page Well, let me get out of that right away. I got a little fucking cheesecake and people are passing judgment on food It's well. I didn't get to taste it So how do I know if it's even there's it's so arbitrary to watch yes, and? At least on those shows though like a judge tastes it and goes right garbage or whatever I guess You'd be great

But also don't understand that his grips reaction to the description of a food or any any woman That's actually tasted of food and has like a reaction in their pants about the flavor in their mouth As I've never eaten something and been like oh my god my pants are getting tight like I just like oh yeah It's pretty good. Thanks. Yeah, it caused it cost a lot to know. Thanks for that. It's called being normal You're describing as a very normal behavior Because there's nothing they were just like holy shit with that taste touches my dog. I lose my fucking mind like it's fine But it's very common though. You get people are retarded. Yeah, okay That's my point. Thank you for explaining that to me. You're normal. You're not the problem

That's my point. Thank you for explaining that to me. You're adorable. You're not the problem. So now they talk about the story and the story is she makes this cheesecake and the aunt is loving the cheesecake and then takes it home with her and then the other people can't have it and they're all upset about it. This meant that Aunt Vicki and Co would be at our Christmas Eve party for less than an hour. Oh my god. Sometimes they would take more than half the cheesecake with would be at our Christmas Eve party for less than an hour. Oh my god. Sometimes they would take more than half the cheesecake with them, leaving none for our

other guests who were still at the Christmas Eve party. Oh, this was the plan all along. The S&L thing, I didn't know that, so thank you for bringing that to the show. Makes nothing but sense, because I can say this being a skit. A one-off skit where people are like overreacting and petty bullshit that no one could possibly care about. But it's like every show they have to do this the entire time. Like, oh, they show for an hour that they think the cheese guy, oh, god. It's literally the Domingo sketch. I just realized

that the entire point of that sketch is it's like girls singing like bachelorette party stuff I don't even it's always different things, but like it keeps escalating and escalating It's like really petty stuff, and then it ends up with the girls cheating with some guy named Domingo It's a parody song where they're revealing this the woman is cheating on her boyfriend And so like at first it's like oh, yeah She was just out a little later than all of us that is minimal in their criminal and minimal and then Marcelo Hernandez comes out and does a Spanish accent and every fucking sketch that he's ever fucking I hate this guy. I should have brought that up. I forgot how much. All he does is do a fucking Latin accent it's not a fucking joke. Okay so then they bring up solutions for this like hey the aunt is taking the

cheesecake maybe she could make the cheesecake herself. They give her the recipe. Knowing that Aunt Vicki could not pull off as complex a recipe as the chocolate banana cheesecake, Uncle Clarence tried to make one. We have a picture of that. Imagine this one if it were sat on. Oh, totally. Yeah. What do you mean?

The recipe is complicated. It would still look the same. Maybe it wouldn't taste as good, but it wouldn't. No one makes a cheesecake and it looks like it was sat on. I couldn't follow the recipe. So I just sat on it. What the fuck? Does it make sense?

Oh, do you have a photo of that? Why would it be different than the other one if they have the same recipe? That's another problem I have with this story and just pizza and cheesecake in general There's a very easy way to get it right we start piling a bunch of shit on top It's unnecessary just a regular New York style cheesecake with nothing on it. I said chocolate and bananas with Cream and pizza needs fucking hot honey on it, too Try to piss me off today Your pineapple every fucking place has it now too. It's so annoying alright

So I just want to play this one more clip, and I'll pass it over to you This is the reason why Griff is the way he is. He describes it. His mom has something that she makes that's similar to this for the holidays. Just reminds me of this. Like I had mentioned that for Thanksgiving, my mom has a recipe that is within our family called corny corn, corn casserole. This dude is fucking corny.

That explains it. That explains it right there. Are any wells did you pick up that from the show? Well, I had to clip this one because of fun facts come out of three You know I used to live in Drew Carey's brother's house. No uh-huh Yeah, we went to visit the house And there are all these family photos of Drew Carey's family and they all just like look like Drew Carey in a wig or a Ball cap it was crazy and that makes sense. He has a look that would be like his mom would just be him in a wig Yeah, so okay. That's cool. It's a fun fact. Yeah What a fun drew carries brother to go amazing

brother's house beat Sorry, my favorite singer is Frank Stallone slice alone his brother Can you believe that yeah, in fact good stuff story checks out? Yeah so the crime that they start talking about in this episode had revolves around a New York apartment. It's kind of falling apart and People's experience there's so Griff lives on the West Coast and what's her name? Sierra lives on the yeah, Kira Kara lives in New York City. So see I know it's spelled yeah, Kira. Kara lives in New York City. So I know it's spelled weird Oh Sullivan, she lives in New York. So he starts asking her about that

This is a very direct question with that should require some details that she refuses to provide and clip for I want to pause here and Give you a little bit of time to express your thoughts on the New York City real estate market, both for renting and I guess things above that. What are your quick thoughts? It's heinous. I asked for a quick, you gave it quick. It's heinous, like I can't even imagine.

Care to elaborate? Yeah. I mean, what, the neighbors don't speak English? The landlord doesn't speak English? What's the problem? Roosters neighbors jumping jacks the insects and the rodents and

They don't speak English you've been to New York. There's a lot of forerunners Maybe that's why she doesn't want to bring up what's so bad about it. Maybe I like that so she doesn't go on but They just not gonna stop that I mean maybe that was a little racist of me, but it's not gonna stop her from being racist towards the only Minorities that you could still be racist toward the Irish He said things like and she provided a few kind of examples Kira would you feel okay, maybe reading them us in, I guess your best dramatic Irish accent? The rain, when it falls it floods. The rats, the rats in the walls,

we hear them scratching. Nominated for an Oscar. Banned from the studio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well she is Irish, so I don't know if we can call that. Yeah, I guess. This is gonna turn into a problem for him, but because. Hopefully, Hughes is okay with it. I don't know if we can call that yeah, I guess this is gonna turn into a problem for him But because he's okay with it

Anywhere this becomes relevant later though because And let's just move on to clip six. They're gonna. This is really an actual crime of This superintendent of the building against the rules on this show Okay, and promise no crime nothing comes to light, but you're gonna you're gonna realize it Griff has no idea what the fuck He's talking about he already knew where this was going and she's gonna bring up a detail that is actual Like a legit problem. He's like, oh, I never thought about it that way Yeah, so he's he's obviously as someone who's been longer, maybe kind of classic guy thing, but also just classic resident, like, here are the perils of the building

you now find yourself in. Wow, love. Mark also told Roger that they were currently suing the landlord because their loft-like storage space had collapsed. Oh. We had the same kind of space, and we were using it as a bedroom.

Uh-oh. Yes. That's not part of the crime, but worthy of saying uh oh. That's the kind of maybe situation. Our loft fell through. Their loft is where they sleep. Oh shit, I never even thought of that. You didn't? Duh.

That's the whole point of the loft. What the fuck are you talking about? You think that can be dangerous for someone? So do you think it's criminal or minimal? My wife died because her bedroom collapsed out from under is that a problem So I don't know it looks like I sent two clips sevens the one that's marked accent to all right Yeah, you know when when you don't have a joke you just start doing your Irish accent So we got a punch up the show

We finally heard mark yell from his apartment into the call box, and I'm not doing an Irish accent Shut the fuck up. We are not apartment fucking 13 or whatever yeah, he probably said fuck Shut the fake up. We're not faking apartment 5b we're far see don't be bringing our bill you don't know us and you're filming your movie but we're not in the movie we just live in the building so leave us the fake alone absolutely honey that is that is that is why I love you To me people have different ideas of what hell would be like, you know eternal damnation Being in the writers room as Saturday Night Live Could you imagine all these assholes pitching their bullshit doing this kind of thing?

You're like just rolling your eyes and your eyes fall out of your fucking head. Theater kids. They're theater kids. They're not funny. These be funny people at Asenado if you know that. It's a couple that I enjoyed. It all started 33 years ago. Joe Piscopo, right?

Joe Piscopo. All right so I want to head back to the big conclusion here. Because what they try to do is they try to solve the problem for these people. And like I said, there's this cheesecake and it's getting eaten by the aunt who takes it with her and other people want the cheesecake. So they come up with a brilliant idea here. And Keaton griff's laugh on this one. There's family drama over a Godiva chocolate banana

cheesecake. Yeah. Monica, I know you're throwing a party in your busy girl. Yeah. And I love you. Make another goddamn cheesecake and bring it over to Aunt Vicky and Uncle Clarence's house. Yeah. I don't like this drama. It's the holidays.

Fair. Everybody should get along That laugh is gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys Ridiculous this guy is up to and I've seen I've seen gay your guys on true crime shows But this one just rubs me the wrong way Do you know what's insane about that clip also? She said I don't like this drama your podcast is literally built on this type of what are you talking about? It's also stupid. It's so stupid. Don't don't think about it too hard Don't try to be bonkers. They love it. The whole show is just drama Lucy. You have another clip on here

Do you want to set up what that is? I do sure we can check that out So this is actually a live show they did a live show Oh in front of an audience in front of an audience holy shit And it appears that there were people actually in the audience like I can hear humans in the room, okay, which is crazy That's great. They had a guest on this episode it honestly they did a pretty good job as they have guests I want to be a guest on this show. I'm like that's fucking stupid Stop being so gay. Yeah, just shut it down immediately. They want to know about this cheesecake cheesecake sucks Nobody

Sits on the cheesecake So what I was just completely baffled by again. They did relatively good like for their format They did the same thing live that they do when they're not like I can believe that which is If you like it, then you like it. It's obviously stupid as shit but so griff is setting up their petty crime of the day here and Um, it turns out that the setup is just completely unnecessary And in addition to that, I am already fucking disgruntled just listening to him set it up because he's so those involved disgruntled Whitney disgruntled roommate,

Nikki disgruntled other roommate, and then Mariah, her other roommate and her boyfriend, Jim. But you don't need to know that we'll walk you through it all. Okay, I just don't bother setting it up. Don't refer to every single human in the same exact way We can we have more basic white bitch names like it I zoned out immediately as soon as the stairs really let yourself go I know Yeah, who is that guess that's what we should know so she is she was our last comic stand-in She was the first one sitting She lost her breath getting up to the stage. I believe her name was Tonequa

Okay, so that tracks. Yes. Okay. Yes. I Like her bra straps they do ask a lot of their audience when they tell these stories because they it's just sent in from some loser who enjoys the show and so the details they give and you just got to be there and then Monica is the aunt and then her husband so-and-so and they have a kid who's just out of high school but he's not going to college yet but he says he's going to you're like am I supposed to be writing notes down? What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? Andy I bet you found something that was way more entertaining than what Lucy and I found, right?

Well, I just wanted to wrap up the episode that I've been talking about. Now, they're shooting a movie in the apartment that the people, like the Irish guy lives in, and it's turning into a problem for the neighbors in Clip 7, the movie shoot. For a while, Roger and I were friendly with Mark and Maureen.

Definitely not friends, but we smiled at each other in the hall. Love it. Yeah. We made our first mistake with them when Roger was shooting a film in our apartment. For context, this all occurred on a Saturday afternoon. The scene Roger was shooting involved the actor yelling

and slamming our front door, which was heavy and made a deafening sound when slammed. Thoughts on that quickly? Oh, I shudder at the days of shooting a movie in your apartment building. It's real. It's real, it's real. I just did one a few months ago actually

But we still had to be food for thought mindful of the neighbors and Amir I thought for sure and I wasn't to say anything and spoil the clip. I thought for sure. It's gonna be a porno Oh, yeah, I think they're filming a movie at the apartment. Yeah, all right That actually turns into something later, but they say well, we're gonna talk about it on page yet But I just like that she's like oh, man That's the fucking worst when people are shooting a porno next door in your apartment right he's like oh Yeah, I just did that that thing that everyone hates. I just did it. Yep. Thanks asshole Well it also she's already made it in show business. She's like oh, thank God. I don't have to do that anymore I shudder at the day I shudder at the days and I have to get my friends together and make some shitty movies just like yeah

That's so where I'm at my yeah, yeah must be nice. Can you can I get a job at SNL? No you can't Sassy enough, so if you turn the sass up a little bit, maybe we can go on a virgin. Yeah, and We heard it in I think in another clip or maybe it was something I was listening to earlier grip has this catchphrase that doesn't make any fucking sense and he says it in almost every episode and he knows it's wrong but he's just going to be confidently incorrect what about phrase put it in my bow let's find out in clip eight all right she writes okay rounding home love you for that baby she wrote that she wrote that I'm like I'm For context for those just joining

I know that's not the correct baseball term and you've probably heard me say it in a few episodes prior to this But I am NOT changing what I say because it's incorrect and now all of you are enabling him Yeah, you crossed your arms very quickly Damn not the correct baseball term. Is that his catchphrase? No rounding home you round third or you head home You don't round home and he says it a lot like dick measures it up with the 99th yard line He does it all the time now. He fucking leads it to ever since I corrected about that No, 99th yard line Football yeah, I don't know what he was talking about.

Okay, yeah, I get it now. Okay. Well, the last clip from this episode I had in clip nine, this is where all the Irish racism comes to a head. We tell this whole saga to our friend and we finish our story by telling him about Mark and Maureen's impending move to the suburbs. Our friend asks why they're moving from the city. At that same moment, I receive the notification

that the food has arrived. I walk to the door, and as I'm opening the door, I respond to our friend saying, I bet they're going out there to make a bunch of little leprechauns. Oh! I find myself, as I open the door, face to face with Mark, just as I finish saying that.

Oh, no. As I open the door face to face with mark just as I finish saying that Yeah, cuz Irish people never get that they're never talking about lucky charms and leprechauns and shit yeah, that's more polite than what they usually Imagine Leopards aren't real. It's fine. It's like They're probably all gonna have fetal alcohol syndrome because they can't stop drinking. That's probably more fun. That is true. Yeah, don't worry about that You're fine. All right, so that was the least watched episode right right? What was the most watched episode? What's going on? It's got to be compelling people are sharing it with loved ones. They're putting on their social media. You gotta watch this episode Yeah, I'm gonna skip ahead. I'm already getting tired of talking Just around this one up and The person that wrote in made a poster about some dreamy soccer player

I suspect this is why baby this one has so many views just based on soccer fandom. Maybe people were looking at it because of that. Anyway, they go to a meet and greet like post game. The player that this woman made a poster about was signing an autograph ball and they're just throwing out to kids in the stadium and The guy saw her sign and she was with her friend's kid and the guy came and like threw it out to them and The girl got the ball her brother Stole it away from the kid right okay, so they have this photographic. I got it right into a podcast about that Fucking get over. Yeah. Yeah, so clip 13 they the woman has like Got the ball left with it didn't give it to the kid right then her friend is

posting all these Dms about how she's a piece of shit for stealing an autographed ball from a child and then in clip 13 These are pictures of it actually happening happening and they're talking about it. So this is the first photo because they sent us three actually. Clearly you can see Richard has spotted the side, which actually might be in the little corner here and is approaching camera. Photo two, you see the ball arcing. It's not been caught yet. You see its path.

Yeah, it's a football. It looks just like an American football. You see two little hands. You do. Excitedly reaching toward it like, yay! The little hands in the purple sweatshirt, yes. And you see a bunch of other adult hands as well. Photo three, Kira, what do you see?

You see little Andy's hands fully around the football and then you see a man's hand on top of the child's hand prying it away. You see Sebas's hand, huge hand by the way, what the hell. An unmit. Unmit, which is sad because the kid caught it and you didn't but the kid fumbled. Sebastian's hands are climbing up the ball. Oh my god this is hilarious. We we go play the like need to catch the ball I can tell in their hands I've hand modeled before and this is this is emotional Kira it's telling a story you're fucking audio no shit hard get closer to the mic I had to boost all wobbles on my clips because they're so fucking quiet. I'm over here

Ripping a ball away from a child at a sporting event is the funniest thing you could do Yeah, can we all agree on that fair? I don't disagree. It's you look to be like you're a monster I saw that look Okay, it's just two more real quick. So then this turns into her friend putting her on blast on Instagram in clip 14. And their story. And I replied to Olivia's story saying, the only reason the ball was there was because of me actually. But he caught it. Side eye emoji.

But he threw it to me because of my sign and That's the clip we have Damn, you do however. It's worth noting. What's what's above and beneath the text because something's happened Olivia's deleted the story. So we have a screenshot of the DMS There are the DMS after watching the video a bit closer. It does look like the player is walking towards us watching the video a bit closer, it does look like the player is walking towards us, sees little Andy, the only child in the area, and decides to throw the ball slightly more in his direction than in mine. Because, well, he's a child. This is literally the most petty shit. Just make another cheesecake. Buy him a fucking ball at the fucking gift shop. It's so not worth talking about. I know. fucking ball at the fucking gift shop It's it's so

Not worth talking about I know and that's the most popular 167,000 views. Yeah, and this is this last I'm sorry. Did you want to I was just to say I checked out another episode I didn't pull any clips of it But I checked out another episode where there was a fight between a granddaughter and a grandmother about who owned a toilet brush And they did 45 minutes on that. Oh no. Yikes. It seems like a format when you're all out of ideas is what this seems like to me.

But people are participating in it for some reason. People are sending in their shitty stories. I just realized I'm an idiot. Okay, so here's the thing. There are 13 episodes on YouTube. I don't know if they have other episodes elsewhere I don't know if they did audio at first and have just switched to doing video But why are they getting so many write-ins and also why are these people? Providing relevant details that they are able to then talk about I feel like this is fixed I feel like they are prompting for these stories. They're asking their friends.

They probably all their SNL writers writing in these stories. Yeah, she's writing to him. He's writing to her. The toilet brush. Or they could just be looking at a post on social media and just be like, oh, just make a story up around that. It's basically. We'll show the photos.

We'll show the comments. Objectively what they're doing is an am I the asshole thread from Reddit. Right. That's what they're doing is they're reading those stories. Ooh, we should do a show about subreddits Last clip they were talking about they have to pass a verdict on whether it's petty or criminal or whatever They get to the end of this story, and they seem to have a bit of a disagreement

about who's in the wrong here. Still, neither me nor Sebastian, still today, have offered to give little Andy the ball back, despite the fact that we know that he caught it first. I know that sounds bad, dot, dot, dot, a couple of adults snatching a signed football out of a little kid's hands and refusing to give it back to him. Yeah, it does sound bad.

It does sound bad. After realizing, but I have no regrets for a few reasons. Okay. Let's breeze through these reasons. One, the only reason the player ended up even close to us was because of the sign that I made. Okay. And it drew the player's attention towards us.

Without my sign, we never would have caught his attention. Okay. Okay. Not convincing. have caught his attention. Okay. Okay. Not convincing. I don't care. Okay. Two, the motion of little Andy catching the ball and Sebastian taking out of his hands

was basically simultaneous. Oh, oh my God, congratulations. You tied with a nine-year-old. Tell you what, honey, when you tie with a nine-year-old in chess, let them win. They won. Fair enough, fair enough.

If you are running a race with a nine-year-old and you tie they won that's where you and i might differ but we can talk about that in the verdict last time i tried to impress a four-year-old it's stuttering john level uh oh you know i beat shack and basketball right oh. Oh, did you? Good job. You wrestled a football away from a nine-year-old. You really won there. Congratulations.

So you seem like you've made up your mind. Who's involved on this one, Andy? Give the kid the ball. All right, give the kid the ball. Fine. I have one last clip on here. This is a pointless sign off. And again, not surprised she's a writer for SNL when you hear this babble coming out of her mouth

No matter what holiday you celebrate, even if you don't celebrate anything at all We hope you're taking this time to be with yourself be with loved ones We're thinking of you sending a hug your way. We love ya and until next time Stay petty, but also like it's a holiday. So like don't be too petty The fuck is the point of that? It's a little too close to my sign off. I don't like that. No matter what. Yeah, that's what this is about. No, but the whole thing was just like, well, I don't want to offend someone who doesn't celebrate Christmas or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa. So even if you don't celebrate anything, like that's cool too. But you know, take some time for yourself

and like be good to yourself because we care about you is like oh This is bullshit. None of it's necessary I don't know you're doing that for no one feels good about it when you do that. I'm glad she said that to me, right? Nothing is much faster much better Yes, thank you for telling me to be with myself. I have the green light to beat off later. I love it me to be with myself. I have the green light to beat off later. Love it. Guys, it is the holiday season. And of course, last year, what we did this time of year is we had a whole parody song contest that was holiday themed. And I really appreciate we did not ask for this this year. But we had a number of people send in new parody songs that are holiday themed.

I want to start with Jody B. Our boy Jody B sent in Dabble Claws. Here comes bloody ass, here comes bloody ass, leaving bloody ass stains With pores in Bud Light and all dance cocaine Fucking up his brain We hear him yelling, stink lines trailing He is ready to fight So weigh your shit and pay your dues Cause dabble claws comes tonight Here comes baby fats, here comes baby fats

Right down Mud Shark Lane Why didn't these two lying retards Here comes baby fats, here comes baby fats, right down mud shark lane. Why didn't these two lying retards drown in a hurricane? Coping, seething, heavy breathing, we see the end in sight. It's Kumiya country, put your dukes up, let's watch two trunks fight. Oh, fully. Fantastic job, Jody B. Coping, seething, heavy breathing. That's great. Good lines in there. Very good.

Sarah sent in Sarah has made a lot of jingles for us in the past. She does a great job. I think she won a contest at one point and she said it a great song for us. I think she won a contest at one point and she said it a great song for us. I think she won a contest at one point and she said it a great song for us. I think she won a contest at one point and she said it a great song for us. I think she won a contest at one point and she said it a great song for us. I think she won a contest at one point and she said it a great song for us.

I think she won a contest at one point and she said it a great song for us. I think she won a contest at one point and she said it a great song for us. I think she won a contest at one point and she said it a great song for us. I think she won a contest at one point and she said it a great song for us. I think she won a contest at one point and she said it a great song for us. I think she won a contest at one point and she said it a great song for us. I think she won a contest at one point and she said it a great song for us. I think she won a contest at one point and she said it a great song for us.

I think she won a contest at one point and she said it a great song for us. I think she won a contest at one point and she said it a great song for us. I think she won a contest at one point and she said it a great song for us. I think she won a contest at one point and she sent it a great song for us Watch out, cuz they're waiting for him to leave so he can go to his house John's gonna, John's gonna, he can't wait to dodge And trash you with all of his stocks He knows where you live and he knows where you work John's a hopeless drunk, John's a raging twat, John's a bedshitting jerk Fantastic I like her style too. It's always swinging. It's Swinging it up beat fun. I'm glad that people aren't letting the the bloody sheets thing go away. You know so much is happening I know forget that John also leaves disgusting things in the bed Yeah, Kurt if was on a show and what it was surely or something and kind of a sorry about he's the king of the song parodies of

the devil verse and She was like, well, okay. Well, what's on that? I forgot it like shit the sheets. Yeah my song I still say from time to time just walking around the house shit All right, this one comes in from a Tony Musk rap. And if you're an ONA fan, you'll recognize what song this is. This is a Christmas song that every year they would play it on opening and they would drive Anthony nuts. He's like, this is fucking garbage. I don't get it. I don't understand it. And so this is a fantastic parody here. Beautiful wife, a la la la la Wonderful family, a la la la la We met a new couple with a la la la la Heard he has a hot tub, a la la la la

I like to drink a little beer And blow a couple lines I'm addicted to the molly Did it two or three times April's makeup is running Honey why you crying? And what the hell is a baldo? Sorry I was spying and the children over there all have powder in their hair why does your bedroom have a chair?

Still feeling pretty good for la la la la couple court cases with the la la la la Couple cork cases with the la la la la Handsome in my suit with the la la la la Everybody's seething like la la la la Karaoke with my daughter on the la la la la Plug nuts in a blender, falala la la I need to put a drink down, falala la la Wish I had a cup holder for la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la I wish I had another co-host.

Why they always quit? Because I'm acting obnoxious and I pay them like shit. And so I do another bit while they're pushing in my shit. Another goal we haven't hit. Very nice. Another goal we haven't hit Very nice. Thank you Tony muskrat for sending that in Yeah, looting tooth chris i'm with anthony this sucks. Yeah, that was opi's favorite christmas song You'd play it all the fucking time and it drove him nuts

one more song is not a christmas song parody, but We have a new song for lisa and helga Do they have a show anymore? I was trying to see if I could find it. I don't even know what's going on. I mean, last time I was on, they had a show that week. So I have a chance. What's the channel? Where do you find it?

It's train wreck resurrection. And it's under. I don't know. I don't want to dox here. It's fine. It's fine. Well, if we get back to Lisa Helga, hopefully we will. In the new year, we have a new stinger for Lisa Helgen. Sarah sent this one. This is great.

Lisa and Helga, these girls ain't fellas. Lisa, Lisa and Helga. Love it. That's great. Very well done. Love it. That's great. Very well done. She's got a good ear for what would work well for a parody when she's got an idea of something.

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And you're going to introduce us to Lisa Richards. Yes, we sure are going to be talking about Lisa Richards. So Lisa Richards was introduced to me as kind of like a female version of DSP or Daniel Larson. This kind of e-beggar, just completely bonkers. I would say that she's worse because she's whiny and a woman. I was just thinking, what's worse than Darkseid Phil? Oh, if Darkseid Phil was a woman, yes. Nailed it.

That's it. So you're welcome is what I'm trying to say. So in order to kind of talk about her and some of the controversies that she has gone through over the years We first got to get some context so in my clip one We're going to actually see what her general content is okay now. This is platform is she on so she's on tik-tok She's on tik-tok. She erases everything instantly so she does a live stream, and then it goes down Okay, you have to catch her live so a lot of the clips that I have are other people have pulled her clips Yeah, and all she does is beg she does not make any content. So this is us meeting Lisa

$10 to get cigarettes or a vape Please I just need $10. I Need smokes, please my cash my cash up. Yes. Yes Yes Yeah Okay, so she's just a homeless person. She's no well That's a great question. Yes panhand handling to the internet right he lives with her family, so she lives with her father He gives her rides places

He feeds her and there's gonna be a lot of family drama that we'll get into okay But before we get into all of that such a weird thing though like to be begging for $10 for smokes Yes, you know just like yeah, I mean, go without smokes tonight. I don't give a fuck. That, well, so she usually, almost all of the time when she is begging, she's asking for money for smokes or money for food. Now, smokes again, just suck it up, asshole. Yeah.

And food, again- But, guys, they're hard drugs, like an adult. Well- It's not with the cigarettes. You don't think that possibly this woman is on- I think maybe she's on hard drugs. Yeah. So, in my clip too, she's going gonna do a lot of yelling and reminding people of how they should give her money

Oh good help Lisa XO chime help Lisa XO chime Lisa boo 34 Friends and family pay pow. Pay pow. She doesn't want to pay the fee.

Remember to put friends and family in this. Not a business transaction. That's funny. I got to give her credit though. This is something that Aaron Emholt never does. He never tells you says Venmo He says stream. I never told you what the actual fucking addresses. Well, you know, it's interesting So she constantly is having to change her name because her accounts are constantly getting blocked

And you said that it was smart of her not having not wanting to pay the fee. So do yeah I think it's because she's smart enough that she knows she might eventually have to pay taxes On this because this is her only income. Oh, yeah, so she is doing some sneaky shit for sure and in my right I'm calling the IRS right now. Hold on a second. I Do think that they should investigate her they should so get Get off my back. In my clip three, there is also a lot of speculation. In this last clip that we listened to, she was tagging her PayPal, all of her stuff, Lisa Boo, XO, blah, blah, blah, all of these things, and she's describing what her accounts are. However, a lot of the time when she asks for money, she has it going to somebody named Stacey.

And there's a lot of speculation that Stacey is actually her drug dealer. And so she's asking for people to send money directly to her drug dealer. So in clip three, we will check that out. Stacey Jones, 145, cash out. S-T-A-C-Y, there's the thing right there. Just pop up on my screen every time. S-T-A-C-Y-J-O thing right there. Just popped up on my screen every time. S-T-A-C-Y-J-O-N-E-S. Stacy Jones, 145, Cash App.

Right here on the screen. Lisa TikTok, two. PayPal. Friends and family only. Change it to friends and family if you send. If you send your penny and then Chimes help Lisa XO chime Swear to fucking God

Charmer hey Lisa I owe money to my drug dealer. I'm certainly not going to give my money to your drug dealer. So do people actually donate to this? Are they encouraging this because they just want to see her? Some people are donating. She's not getting a lot of donations. It's not great content. This is her content. She never does anything.

It's just begging and yelling. It reminds me of an episode of Caps where they go into the house for a domestic something and then you just see everyone's methed out. You're like, oh, this is depressing. Well, yeah, that was my thought. You're scrolling, you see this desperate person and you're like, all right, I got $2 for this. But I mean, I assume she's just standing in her meth dealers living room doing this until she has enough money

to get the meth, right? Yes, yes. She's just like dancing like a monkey. There are times, so people have figured out information about where she lives and they'll be like, okay, right now she is outside of her father's house, right now she is at, the internet does some pretty crazy. I love that about the internet.

But how are people keeping track, if they keep taking down her account, she keeps starting a new one. It's like starting from scratch. The question about TikTok is a deep one. I don't understand how TikTok works, but people know how to find her. A lot of her audience is just random people finding it because she's on a TikTok live, but a lot of it is people going and trying to find her. So they are doing it.

They are succeeding no again We've heard her mostly begging for food and cigarettes. I just thought that my clip for was funny This is her begging for batteries which she never explains why she needs batteries vape Oh that actually might be the answer. I was gonna say vibrator, but I don't think that she's having any fun anytime ever She's got a dried out vagina. Is that what you're saying? I do. Hmm. It's very rude China's got fucked up teeth So she she starts yelling at people in this clip She can't get her audience to give her any money because again everybody has stopped giving her money

She can't get her audience to give her any money because again everybody has stopped giving her money. She can't get her audience to give her any money for batteries and so her logic is if you don't give me ten dollars for batteries now you're gonna have to give me fifty dollars for batteries later. I'll just give ten bucks now that's a way better deal. So let's see if she can convince you. My store closes in 15 minutes where I can get motherfucking batteries. If I don't get them, guess what? I'ma be on getting $50 for motherfucking batteries. Just wait and see. 50 motherfucking dollars for batteries.

Just wait. Because that's the cheap store, the Family Dollar. So I'll be on buying them at the gas station too for $10. So you're not hurting me. None. You're hurting yourself. As the cowards are flying by. So someone wrote that's a you problem. I like this though, because when I see people beg for money online, I always think, well, no one's going to fall for that. That seems ridiculous. Yeah. The fact that you're going to give us an extra 30 minutes of content and all of these stories that are seems ridiculous Yeah, the fact that you're gonna give us an extra 30 minutes of content

These stories that are coming up and but it works. It's so I'll do idiot. There's a lot of soft touches out there Yeah, I'm kind of one of them. I forget who brought it up about It's the same argument that somebody recently made about steel tow and I can't remember who made it but he has to stay on the air. Maybe it was Melton that was saying it. He has to stay on the air. So if you don't give him the money, he will continue going. If your goal is to have him continue making content, you should not give him money so

he keeps trying to work towards the goal. That is very true. And same thing for Lisa Richards over here. We did this little piggy just real quick. I just want to say we did this little piggy yesterday and Monday is a big day for our boy Aaron Imholt on Steeltow. It's his birthday and he's bringing his buddy Matt back on. He's not on the show anymore and they're going to do eight hours.

So to your point, imagine he pretends he does a show yeah when you're out for eight hours. You're not doing a show That's just a bag of fat. That's all that is Monday. Yeah this Monday morning, so his birthday is the 23rd So like that yeah, so another fucking celebration for this guy all kinds of gambits here. Well. I got my friend here It's my birthday. It's the holiday season. How could you not give me money? Don't you feel worse than that? He had his 10-year anniversary Blowout give him money for that then it is four-year anniversary of going online That was just a month ago and now it's his birthday. You got to give him money for fucking that and he needs batteries Probably does the anniversary of my marriage falling apart

First I guarantee he'll be talking about that I'm sorry back to Lisa no no problem Aaron has trolls Lisa also has trolls so in my clip she is a In my clip six we're gonna see how she handles the trolls, which surely is full of grace. Assholes. Fucking trolls. All up in here.

You assholes. Can't even go on here. I am surrendering, bitch. I'm trying to eat. I'm staying retarded, shit, man. She gets angry. Yeah. Oh, she gets real angry.

She seems to get kind of angry right there. She's like, I'm trying to eat. I'm trying to eat. I'm trying to eat. I'm trying to eat. I'm trying to eat. I'm trying to eat. I'm trying to eat. I'm trying to eat. I'm trying retarded shit, man. She gets angry. Yeah.

Oh, she gets real angry. She gets kind of angry right there. Yeah. She's a, she's not a happy person. You should see me when I haven't had meth in a couple of days. You're very testy. She live anywhere near King Cobra JFS. Oh.

She's got a King Cobra vibe. Yeah. The love connection. Yeah. You should start dating. That'd be the next one. Yeah, we should tip them off to that. That's a good idea. So we're going to skip over to my clip eight.

I just love this Lisa logic in this one, but I'm also going to ask you and any of the people who are watching to notice her fingernails in this clip. Okay. I do find it funny. I don't find any of it funny. I've been going through this all day with them running their mouths on me. And then they're saying, well, we're going to help you by starving you out, taking your health, taking your kids.

Fuck you. It didn't even start like that. You're making it worse. Way worse. Everything that goes wrong makes it worse. She has kids? Yeah, that was my takeaway too. She has children? We're going to get into that. Oh no. But also, did you not hear everything that goes wrong makes it worse?

I don't see anything wrong with those nails. I think this comes from grave robbing with no shovels. Graves looking for gold teeth and jewelry. I think you're right. Jesus. Oh no. Someone put a baby in that? She has three kids. Jesus. I- one father? I don't know the answer to that. That I don't know. I could not find out that. I have never heard any mention of a father fucking white privilege I swear to God this country. They just haven't made these white people like God in that paper bags So before we get So before we get into her kids, I want to talk about her dog Shadow. She has a dog too.

I hate when homeless people have animals. She's not homeless. It's not fair. No, but you know what I mean though? She's giving off homeless vibes. Oh yeah. I need to help this dog now. No, you want to help the dog out.

It's like you should have a house or a yard, buddy. I have good news for you. The dog has been taken away from her So the dog is now doing great the dog has been rescued they have a farm upstate Yes, they know actually the rescue has made clips of the dog doing really well now that everything is better So in my clip a number 10 We are just gonna see when Lisa had shadow what shadows paws looked like That's a dog nail it's about an inch and a half long

That looks like that that Guinness Book World Records where the nails just start like going around and circular circular motions forever wow the dog giving her the finger Offer her a bump. Oh, yeah, maybe that's the coke now So choices is this the actual Beggy Monster? I think it might be. It's so hot in my dreams. So, all right, let's before we again, before we get into the kids, because there is some kids stuff going on.

Her sister has really made a name for herself on the internet. Also her sister's name is Ronnie, and Ronnie has gone publicly and said, stop giving my sister money. She is using this money for drugs. You are helping to kill my sister. Please stop giving her money. Her sister. So we're not just making that up. This is coming out. It's still a little speculation. I don't know if I trust Ronnie so much either. I'll be honest with you. But regardless, in my- You're saying the whole family's not great. The whole family's not great.

Okay, I can see that. So in my clip 11, somebody else created this clip, so you're going to see a couple of things going on in it. But her sister has kind of gotten in to all of this stuff. This is Lisa is live right now, and her sister calls her while she's live. And she continues being live so that everybody can hear this argument Yes, I am so tired of you coming on this app making us all look like a bunch of fucking backwards

Weirdos You're the problem Shut the fuck up and stop It has nothing to do with you or dad or mom or any of you guys. It's me. Lisa, you don't realize what you go online and say. You go online and oh so mom and dad just cook food and just refuse to feed you? Be so fucking clear.

I never said that. You're on there begging for food all the time like dad doesn't have food at his house like when dad doesn't have food They don't call me and I make sure they have it. I just cannot imagine in any way shape or form doing this live Like you know she has no shame. She's a give a shit about You're very very right of course totally different mindset. I suppose my fingernails look slightly better than that Very right, of course totally different mindset. I suppose my fingernails look slightly better than that. I slightly better So in my clip 12, this is going to be another family member that we are going to hear in the background We are going to hear her son. We are not going to see him. Okay This is a 10 ish year old son

He'll be featured on the creep off within three years I have a feeling now I could not find any clips of this but one of the ways that she was trying to beg for money allegedly I have read about this is that she started saying that her ten-year-old son had brain cancer She's going for it Break out the mini iPads everyone So her sister has gone out Something it's speech impediment so Ronnie went out and said no, that's not an act So in this clip in my clip number 12

We are going to have a clip where her son is yelling in the background at her to turn off her camera and stop doing it And he gets it that obviously tick-tock is part of the problem here. And I just I Don't know. I just don't know. I don't know why everything keeps just going wrong, you know No, it's not because I'm on here because I wasn't on here and I wasn't doing anything wrong No, that's not true just give me one second just give me one second baby has that to help so... i can't even um pin my... my... when i um... whatever so that was her son saying life is a piece of shit now because of what you're doing

Yeah, get off of that app. That is the problem get off now And then her trying to figure out how to pin her PayPal I like this idea of the ten-year-olds telling their parents. They're on social media too much. Yeah, that should have been more often. Yeah Fucking phone is swinging back Through a younger generation and that's so funny mom get up you missed another dental appointment get off the fucking internet Yes, please help my son cervical cancer We're buying it. All right. He has a potty mouth want to give me money for that He has a potty mouth. Want to give me money for that?

So in my clip number 13, we are going to get introduced to her daughter. Oh boy. Yay. Aren't we so excited? What's wrong with her? Well, yeah I think she might have some problems of her own also there have been a couple of fights that they've had where there have been things like the daughter is getting into fights with her fiance online and they're they're all also on social media and it just is a little bit of a train wreck of a family, okay But regardless somebody told her online somebody told Lisa Richards online that her daughter Abby was exposing her What that Abby was like saying like all this horrible stuff about Lisa and so Lisa's Response was to bust down Abby's door on camera. So that is this is why you tell her she

exact reaction What? What? Why did you just kick down my door? Abby! Abby go face because i'm tired of people making up lies about my kids you know the term mental patient is bantered around a lot these days but holy shit around a lot these days but holy shit just lock this woman up these kids should have rode the dog to freedom the other one did these two fell off holy shit that girl looks like she's a

teenager yes I would she's a late teenager yeah 20 something there have been times to deal with this woman I know that the young son. I know he's around 10 years old I know that he is now living with other people and oh well and whatever family He's living with is not struggling for money, and he does not have brain cancer, so he's great The dog is great the other daughter. I don't know We'll close out if you don't mind.

We'll jump back to my clip number nine. Sometimes Lisa Richards likes to test new methods of how to get sympathy, aka money. Yeah. So yeah, we're going to we're going to check one of those out. This one, again, because all of her clips get taken down, this is going to be a re-upload that somebody else pulled, and because of that you will hear music in the background. I just want to get better even if I don't eat. I slept, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to sleep. And then when I slept I got blamed for all the stuff that I didn't do. Doesn't matter though. Everybody wants to listen to Lisa? Daddy, listen to me. Lisa, the dog is barking. Well done.

Amazing. Good at it. Do you mind if I take a picture of you? I'm going to take a picture of you. I'm going to take a picture of you. I'm going to take a picture of you. I'm going to take a picture of you. I'm going to take a picture of you.

I'm going to take a picture of you. I'm going to take a picture of you. I'm going to take a picture of you. I'm going to take a picture of you. I'm going to take a picture of you. I'm going to take a picture of you. I'm going to take a picture of you. I'm going to take a picture of you. Daddy, listen to me! Lisa! Dog is barking! Well done. Amazing. Good at it. Doom says, I like this lady, I want to ruin her day. Go for it, Doom, you have my permission. Wow.

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I did more fingernails for next time I do enjoy losers being losers. It's a lot of fun now Iraq reached out to me. Oh, no, so thanks to Iraq for sent me with Mike Hilton I did my Kelta show on Thursday morning and chatted with him about how his wife's a bitch You know, we're reviewing the me and my wife podcast and we talked about that I found out was what he got paid to do that winter salt seltzer hard seltzer event where they reviewed that Oh, yeah from whatever reality show 2500 bucks It's not bad. It's not a bad payday cake if you could get it

Yeah, good for him on that one But you rock also reached out to me to let me know a show that we recently reviewed has been fired And I don't enjoy this type of thing. It's sad to see what's happening with radio of course but this guy was super fucking annoying is It's a show called the morning bullpen and there's a guy on there who would sing song parodies and He would read them off his phone and sing them live We're watching this because he puts them up on his instagram. In fact, i'll uh, i'll give you an example Of what we're talking about to remind people of this guy

of what we're talking about to remind people of this guy. Somebody once told me that Obi-Wan Kenobi would save a dumb kid from tattooing With a princess and a criminal Two droids and a furball Luke, you'll save the whole galaxy Well, the dark side's coming and it don't stop coming. Gonna need to find a Muppet named Yoda. He hops on your back, teaches you to fight.

Your friend gets frozen in carbonite. You're facing off the Vader man, his lightsaber lasers your right hand. Leia's in a swimsuit, kidnapped by a slug dude. Hey Luke, you're a Jedi Jedi and the bad guys your dad Hey, Luke kill the Death Star Palpatine is so bad May the force be with you Don't forget you kissed your sister

Yes, that's Eric and I heard you say the morning bullpen exits KL K I L T FM and for a second day the row a long-running morning shows coming to an end in Houston and So this was a sad day for Eric because it happened five days before Christmas And so he went to social media to put this out. I'll be home for Christmas. So I found out five days before Christmas dot dot dot. I lost my radio job in Houston, Texas. He's got his box. He's leaving the station.

He's got his box, he's leaving the station. You and I have built something amazing on Instagram. So let's keep laughing together. And now he's got a Patreon. Eric Scott Smith! Eric with a K if you want to support him. That's the best thing that ever happened to you, Eric. It'll be fine. It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be great.

That is so shitty that radio stations do that. You couldn't just wait until after the holidays. The calendar year is wrapping up. We gotta do the books. You're not gonna be in 2025. So that's too bad. Everyone's losing their gigs on radio, but some of them deserve it. I would imagine.

It's not for me. Maybe people enjoyed it. Obviously not. All right, Andy, you want to update us on the Delia brothers. Now they have a show called lifeline. We've had a couple of times on the show. And lifeline is a wild concept. Do you have a guy who literally I think was investigated by the FBI, uh, for crimes that are ridiculous, giving advice to people on how to live their lives. Yes Okay, and we were just watching a few people trying a super hard now. We're going to watch two guys Not trying at all. It seems like they've farmed out the effort to a new

Producer slash director you're gonna start getting a lot of Tim and Eric. Yeah, what's that awesome show? Great job. Yeah, it's going to look a lot like that. OK, because Matt D'Alia could barely be bothered to participate in the show anymore. Is that a schtick or is he just I think it's a bit, but it's like I'm going to lean into You know my strong suit which is not giving a fuck and doing as little as possible Then I won't let anybody down

But The just like the other show that we covered petty crimes It's got to start out with old guys complaining about their fucking health. Oh good I've been wearing my glasses for three days Yeah, why you never wear glasses I have really dry left eye and I went to the doctor and he gave me Eyedrops and he said it's just that I have a dry eye And it's not nothing. He said maybe you scratch it, but I don't know. Where's doctor It was cool, but no, the doctor's awesome. He gave me a prescription before I even went in.

And then when I went in just to check and he was like, yeah, it'll be fine. Good stuff. Is that what they do in Hollywood? They just dole out prescriptions. You just call up and say, I think I have a problem. Could I get some more painkillers? And they're like, yeah, here you go. What an anecdote that was. I'm guessing was an eyedrop is what he gave him Eyes is the most boring of problems Like at least something else would have been I don't know maybe interesting

I had a interesting happen thing happened to me this week I wore my glasses more often than I normally do can you believe that I'm actually gonna respond like Matt over here Oh you do You're watching lifeline Well, that's really where Matt's at with this show at this point because Chris is it's gonna get worse because what's the the next worst thing that you could possibly do is a Well, actually, let's hear the doctor's diagnosis and clip to do we talk about that here what's interesting we did it's not interesting it's so not

interesting I know I see I know so anyway I look like I've been crying for my left eye and and that's good and my lips are super chapped my nose is infected and my throat hurts nice dude but dude! But my, I tell you what, it's getting, everything's getting better, dude. I don't go, that much anymore because I finally figured out what the problem is. Took you long enough. Well, it was the doctor did it in two seconds. The doctor did it in two seconds. More than a year, right?

Yeah, it was more than a year, yeah. And the doctor was just like oh It's so weird take this Mentally I hasn't earned this attitude. I know and So fucking boring the producer is just like well zoom in now zoom in tighter somehow we have to make this guy interesting because he's He just doesn't even want to be there anymore seems like but I don't want to be there anymore No, nobody wants to be here for this I don't know why this is a weird show. I've never heard anyone talk about it

Oh, I discovered it one day, and we've talked about a couple times I've never heard anyone else talk about all these other shows like Chris D'Alie is a part of our and his Clip skater brought out or something like that. I don't even know if anyone knows this is a show no I Boring, it's so boring Yeah, cuz I found this I even asked you and Mike I was like have you guys heard about this and you both talk about to Lee all the time Everybody's just like no, I never heard of it because there's no reason to hear about it sucks and in clip 3 They're gonna talk about

Owning a house and how you have to fix your house and what's gonna make that boring topic interesting? What's been going on? Anything new with you? What's new with me? Not that shirt. I didn't do my laundry this week. Pull out a knife and stab me. What's new with me?

My house is just always, there's always something wrong with it. It's like that movie the money pit Yeah, welcome to being a homeowner. Yeah period And it wasn't like that for the first few years that I own my it wasn't then you're lucky then suddenly it was dude suddenly My house is falling apart Money pit the musical This I'm not kidding this goes on for five minutes of course it's singing of course it does sing what Chris does poorly and it's weird because when you watch Chris on his show he doesn't know what to say so

he fills the time with wacky voices and sound effects and singing he's got a guy to talk to on this one yeah doesn't have to do any of this But unfortunately, just like what's going on with you and he's like an often. Yeah, it's like I guess I'll say that Pay no attention to Matt D'Alea this was great because they start talking about was they start talking about, fuck, what was he talking about? The lyrics to like old doo op songs about fucking miners. Oh yeah, yeah. And we know that somebody- Chris Lee is definitely going to be interested in that topic. History. And Matt goes to a well of a joke and you are just like, oh wait, is he talking about Chris? And they quickly, like oh no, no, we're not talking about me, we're talking about Buddy

Holly or whoever. Okay. The Beatles. That's how it goes. And it's Billy Ocean. And you know Billy Ocean from Get Outta my dreams get into backseat baby get into my car I said hey, hey you you get into my car doon doon doon doon doon doon a fucking no predator singing that song you know my predator hey you get into my car

Predators singing that song you say that's why you had to laugh so hard to cover that up He's like what do you mean what what hilarious? That's ridiculous I just I just learned something new this past week because we're listening to Julia Fox's autobiography and in this fictional tale that she wrote that she pretends it's her life, she lost her virginity at the age of fourteen to a twenty-three year old who drove a Porsche around in this town in Italy and Mike went, oh, this guy is a predator and this is a problem but I, because I can see, looked up on the internet and in the country of Italy? 14 is legal age And 13 is legal age if you're within three years of that so Chris D'Alia You have a vowel at your last name and with anyway

Be having a field day over in Italy play ball Right. Oh, you're doing it. I like you idiots. This just in Matt D'Alia, but Chris D'Alia buys house Italy it's about it right Last clip yeah, this is what I've already said Matt's phoning it in Matt is all out of ideas This is him trying to bring up something that he thinks is interesting Okay, only to realize that they've already talked about it on this show and he's got nothing left. Did we talk about I Got a Woody on this podcast? Damn it.

That song. Circular motion on your fucking car window in traffic. Been in it through, I get out of my car. As luck would have it, my pelvic region is right the size of your window driver's seat He is working so Right, so he's tap dancing as fast as he can jerking off on somebody's window and traffic and Matt is I don't know falling asleep on the show and Do you think?

Mad at him after this like dude. Mm-hmm. What the fuck this reminds me if they talk They might not cuz yeah, cuz it's all small talk to begin the show. I don't think that they talk at all Yeah, I think that the the camera goes off and they both walk in separate directions. They don't even say the niceties of goodbyes Yeah, they have some loyal They don't even say the niceties of good vibes. Yeah, they have some loyal Army of morons that have subscribed to this show and are supporting this show financially that they can't walk away from it Oh, neither one of them want to be doing okay, so they do have a patreon, right? Oh, yeah They plug it a lot in the beginning. That's right Yeah, it's a platform for him to plug his live shit and they're selling merch and they both have their own separate patreons.

So this is a revenue stream that they can't give up on but nobody wants to be doing this anymore. Clearly. Well there's a guy who's making a ton of money on the internet and he is ready to give up on it. Big news in the dabble verse. Breaking news in the dabble verse. Summer 19th. That was uh Thursday night. Thursday night. John flies back to New York City and he's gonna spend the holidays with his mom and his family but first he's gonna go out with some friends. He hangs out with his brother-in-law who

lives in Manhattan and then from there he goes out to a restaurant and meets up with a friend. And that friend is someone we all know. And the story was broke on the 20th Friday at 413 PM. When TM Zumock posted this on Twitter, John and Kate Meany went out to dinner and a strip club last night. And she taped all of his phone calls and clowned him. And there's the photo of them at the restaurant, both giving peace signs to the camera. It was like Kate's holding up the phone. It's also a selfie.

Looks like she is drunk out of her mind, high out of her mind. But that's not the Kate I know. looks like she is drunk out of her mind, high out of her mind. What? That's not the Kate I know. And also John responded to this with the Duke spent the night at a lady's apartment, the Duke had a fun night. Now, if I'm going to translate that, John is saying I fucked Kate Meany.

How else would you translate that, right? It seems to me like John, who uses the third person, the Duke, is claiming, because he posted this on this photo, that he fucked Kate Meany. Now we're going to find out if any of that's true. We're going to dig into this because John went on his show after this was divulged and talked to Clay Dabler about it and explained what was going on. It seems like you guys are following this. Oh yes. This news story, this breaking news story. It's hard to turn away. It is very difficult to turn away. But where

I want to start is this was all broke on MLC, Mizuno's company with Kevin Brennan. And I was doing this little piggy at the time. So we found out about it while I was doing this little piggy. So I missed this, but Kevin Brennan decided to call doing this little piggy at the time so we found out about it while I was doing this little piggy So I missed this but Kevin Brennan decided to call Greg Fitzsimmons now. Why would he come Fitzdog? You ask I'll tell you why Greg Fitzsimmons happens to be the godfather of Kate Meany because he was very close with Kate Meany's father Kevin Meany and when we were doing double con two and Shealy was promoting the tapes and Kevin meeting and when we were doing double con two and she was

promoting the tapes and she was going, we're going to, we got the phone calls between Kate and John. We're going to play him at devil. God too. Greg reached out to Shulie and said, like, don't do that. You know, this is Kate. She's my goddaughter. That's not right.

I thought I wanted to protect her and all this kind of stuff. And she went, well, she's an adult and she sent me this shit to play and she's told me to play it and i've made sure she's okay with it she definitely is so we did it so that's the connection so kevin brennan has greg's phone number and decides to call greg and this is the And this is the message after she taped his call. I just can't. At the tone, please record. Is that Greg Fitzsimmons? When you finish recording, you may hang up

or press one for more options. You know, your goddaughter is fucking stuttering John. Oh shit. You know, she's back doing coke. Does her mom know this? She's back doing coke. We have a private detective following her. She's back doing coke with stuttering John and she spent the night with stuttering John. You were all worried about her. Now where are you fucking fucking nothing? And Bushetti thinks you're a fucking piece of shit. Where are you fucking fucking nothing?

And Bush Eddie thinks you're fucking piece of shit. Thank you. So thorough Joe burrow for pulling that clip for us, but this is crazy. I don't have to remind you guys what went down with Kate and John. The FBI was involved. The mom, the grandmother, he was going to Sue. He called Kate every horrible thing. You can call someone a prostitute a drug addict a coke or posted all this stuff for everyone to see I mean literally has said he reported Kate three different times in the FBI and

Wanted to sue her and her mother for taping these phone conversations now. They're friends again. I know they're going out together I believe is the first time they've ever actually seen each other together Yeah, because she was supposed to go to the nephew's wedding with John then everything she backed out of that Yeah, so that that didn't happen and Kate mean he's like oh turns out There's a hole in the bottom of this barrel that I could sink even further down past this Yeah, so what what is Kate up to be occupied I? Said when we were doing this little piggy, and I found out this news my first instinct was We're gonna hear every conversation that happened that night on the uncle Rico show in a month

So my first thought was Kate Meady is just like he's gonna fall for this again. Let's go why not? But what do you guys think? I don't think so I I think it's all drug related. Okay, I think he lured her in in some way shape or form Yeah, I I think that uh, the two of them went out and had a fun Stupid night that probably involved lots and lots of dumb things. Okay John doesn't have money. Yeah, and he doesn't have drug connections kate I don't know if she has money, but she definitely has drug connections and knows younger people Why would she need John in order to have a coke fueled fun evening question? Yeah Why wouldn't he mention her name on his show? Okay, that's a great. I have the clips

Okay, we're gonna get into that because he's trying to be coy and cute. Mm-hmm. So Listen giant W Chad Zumock gets a W for breaking this new story. So during John gets a W for going out with Kate Meany who he's been lusting after for all this time. Oh, he's king of the world. King of the world. I'm giving him full dues. Let me get let me go full screen right here so I can make sure everyone knows I am giving John props right now. Chad Zumach has a W. John has a W. Kevin Brennan has a W for

that phone call to Greg Fitzsimmons. I'm giving wins across the board right now for everything that's happening. So who gets the L? Kate Meany? Well, no. Greg Fitzsimmons. John's gonna tell us who gets who gets the L's but first he's not even sure how this leaked out It's fucking ah Look at the filter. He's using people are picking up on this now That he is horrible. He complains about Cardiff, but it kind of looks more like a human than John Yeah, John looks more like a potato. Yeah, this is it's not what John looks like at all

It's fucking I Don't know how I don't know how people find shit out. I don't know I Don't care But I don't know how they find shit out. Of course. You don't care you love it. I mean don't matter He's so happy don't matter to me let's just say i had a wonderful time last night eat your heart out baby fatso

Eat your heart out, baby fan. So he's loving this. This is a hand. This is what he wanted to have. I had victory laps. He's not. Oh, I love it. He's not the one who had to brag about this. Chad leaked it.

And now this is a big W for John. Take that. Chad. I was with the girl because remember Kate Meany was stringing both of them along for a long time there were I believe Chad talked about like an eight-hour conversation he had with Kate on the phone or some ridiculous amount of time that I love all you guys I would never talk to any of you for it doesn't make any fucking sense at all but so now John is the winner here he got the girl and Chad broke it and he's bragging about this

We'll get more into that but first Chad traveled on Thursday from Cape Coral to New York. And so he Wednesday night he was wasted He was up doing a show with Rob Saul just getting hammered So then he has to get up early Thursday and he gets up and he sees there's a car parked out in front of his house I mean, you know, I walk out of my fucking house is a car fun in front of my what? So creepy it's really creepy so Then I get in the cab. I call the kid, call the police department because I'm like, shit, if they're seen exactly when I'm leaving, they'll know that I'm not in the house, you

know. Okay. This fucking guy calling the police. What do you want, John? It's out of control. It's so ridiculous. It's literally that South Park episode where the Karen keeps calling them. And John, his complaint is there was a car looking at his house, and now they're gonna know he's not home

John parked out in front of my house for 20 minutes at live streamed it knowing that I wasn't home this fucking asshole Okay, God, it's like be calling the cops on John Understand why he thinks one thing's okay okay and the other isn't but this is John's nuts the fact that there'd be a car parked around his house. He calls the police is So pathetic. He's such a loser for doing that and then he's so bad at managing himself as an adult. I Travel a lot I deal with airports and times to arrive and times to be ready to get on the flight. John cannot pull it off. So then I almost missed the, I mean,

I entered the airport, I fucking, I walked in the wrong gate because it said, because it's connecting flight and it said D3 and then I go to D3 and it said, no, that's out of Charlotte. You gotta go, your gate's in B, am I off? am I off fuck so then I'm okay two things right here first off Whenever you go to an airport the first thing you do is you look at that little thing that tells you where your gates gonna be That's the most up-to-date information and it's gonna tell you whether it's delayed or on time or whatever it is

That's the first thing you do Second thing here. So he's looking at the wrong ticket. He's got two of his tickets. He's looking at the ticket from Charlotte to New York. And not only did he not realize it when he got to the gate and went, oh, that's not going to Charlotte. He had to go up and talk to the person. Is this going to Charlotte or what? Because my thing says D3. They're like, dummy, that's the wrong scroll. Yeah, that's the one right there. B7. He's like, oh, he couldn't figure it out on his own. He had to go talk to the person at the gate to find that out. I'm imagining him going to the wrong gate, dealing

with all of that, and then looking at his ticket again and going, okay, so it looks like I have to go to seat B14. And he walks over to gate B14. Or he looks at the other ticket and he goes, oh, my flight doesn't leave another four hours At least he went to the right airport right car

We're coming back from seeing no effects in New York City And I told our uber driver to take us to the wrong airport yes, we discovered it's up-front I would that would you with the exit so when you go to the exit it was like JFK You're like we're not flight out of JFK Gate because it said that cuz it's connecting flight and it said D3 and then I go to D3 and I say no that's that's out of Charlotte you got a code Your gates and be in my off.

Fuck. So then I'm like running like OJ. Oh my God. I would pay anyone $300 for that footage. I'm running through the airport, but it wasn't like OJ. It was like OJ today. Typical. Yeah. So I get on the plane and I knew that I did not want to miss this plane because I had a very important person to see. Yeah, apparently so. It's a koi, John. So this is a new version of John. What he's doing here, he's playing koi and we're going to see examples of this where he lets Clay say that he closed the

deal and John doesn't say no no no no he just makes faces like my dog you know he does that sort of thing so he's implying that he fucked Katie I just want to make that very clear as we watch these clips but I didn't even pull this clip because it's just more of this shit then he almost missed his next flight he had a three-hour layover and he's like and then I was live streaming and then I didn't realize they would already Like called my name over the loudspeaker. Yeah, how many layover beers were involved all of that? Yeah, he is such an idiot. He has no idea how to navigate the world on his own

He couldn't put his cats in a cat carrier when he drove cross-country. It's just basic shit Everyone knows how to fit his basic shit cross country. It's just basic shit. Everyone knows how to get his basic shit. All right. So now you saw the note from Chad saying they went to dinner and then they went to a strip club. John is going to confirm the strip club. But I'm going to say that yes, we did go to strip club. We had a lovely time. How did you spend a lot of time? See that face right there? I just want to point this out. This is a face you make. Well, I don't. It's the face John makes. If he like got Kate and a stripper to do a threesome, what is he implying here with this face? You went to a strip club. Now it's

later revealed that he didn't get a lap dance. She didn't get a lap dance. They argued with the bouncer. I was going to say they got into a fight. Yeah, he almost got his own words. The shit beat out of him. Right. Yeah, it's coming up in a second. He's cheesing. So what does that mean? What do you mean he's cheesing? He's so proud of himself. He's so proud of himself. He managed to turn around this situation that was so horrible for him.

Right. Right. He's going to sue him. Now, Kate is in love with him again. Right. And in addition to that, she's Kate Meany. So she's young and she's prettier than him and she's all these things. And it's fucking insanity because he spent so much time being like, I would never date a girl that's that young. It was nonstop.

Good point. How could you even imply that I would do that? I have OCD and I have a rule of my OCD my kids older so therefore now this is his face Now this is his face when he's implying that he had this crazy drunk-fueled party night strip clubs Yeah, some places with Kate me implication is his whole move Cuz taking a younger woman to a strip club. It's like that's not turning her on no that is You know maybe turning you on and maybe she's just like maybe he'll be distracted by these other people and stop trying to Kiss me and I have to stop fighting him off if you get to lap dance too bad

He can't afford a lap dance, so it just becomes another You know misfire from him really but Okay, wait. Can I just I'm sorry go ahead. She was just picking up coke at the club. That's what I think okay It was a one-stop shop that makes sense I also think that it's possible everybody we keep talking about the fact that he doesn't have any money He's with his mom and his mom is a giant enabler in my opinion. I think money from his mom Yeah, I think he has money from his mom. Yeah, okay, but he hasn't gotten he hasn't gone to his house yet

So his day that's a good point was a good point All right, New York takes a train to Grand Central Station walks to his brother-in-law's. Yep Then where's his luggage at his brother-in-law's probably? Yeah, that was dropped up there. Oh, we stayed at Kate's house Yeah, but where's he staying after that? He's at his mom's house the next okay yeah we'll find out all we'll find all this stuff did you spend a lot of time depleting the Dukes it was $15 a beer imagine this is your big brag I would just trip come with Kate Beatty he's like yeah was expensive dude wasn't fucking expensive I would just trip come with Kate Beatty. He's like yeah was expensive dude was it fucking expensive Yeah, I would have been like I don't know whatever it doesn't matter anyway these chicks are so I'm there with Kate

You know it's sad. He's just like immediately goes to 15 bucks a beer like yeah, you're in Manhattan It's for yeah, what do you think I couldn't afford a lap dance cuz I had three beers She admits he has to Which if he spent more than 15 minutes there is that was normal drinking time He's slowing way down with 15 bucks a beer quite expensive and it's a lot money and they almost Beat the shit Let me back up that I mean look the Duke This is my last week pretty

much. So that why? What a wonderful ending play. Then to have the Duke really sticking it to everybody. The Duke wins. Duke wins again. Now, I know John saying December 31 is his last day. There's a lot of speculation on why that is. Is he going to some type of rehab facility starting January 1st? Is there other things going on with family related that he has to get off the internet? Is he making this up as a grift to get as much money as possible in the month of December?

I don't think that if he's still riding high like he is right now the the Duke right here got the hot young girlfriend and everything else There's no way he's leaving the internet. Mm-hmm. He wants to go out and brag every day. Oh, yeah Yeah, so he's gonna victory lap until he steps on the next rake While he's running Let's see the fun place showing up So then he starts speculating cuz he's been talking to Kate on the phone again lately and he starts talking about Is she recording him all over again? Because that's something that I would consider if someone like I don't know stand me in the back

But John, you know his dick is smarter than his brain That's smarter, but you know what I mean? So John's thinking with his dick, but he wants to cover his tracks. So he's going to say, by the way, if she is taping me, all I'm doing is lying to her all the time. And I don't even care if she was taping me or not because it really, it wouldn't matter. Don't matter now, does it? It doesn't matter at all.

It doesn't matter. Plus I would say shit just to be over the top like crazy. Yeah, outlandish. Yeah, you know, because I, and she doesn't know this, but I'm sure she'll understand. I made a video last week with the date and I made a bet on hard rock bets and in the video that I have with the date so you know it's it's all videos all on the way to be like, I know I'm getting catfished, but then he'd be initiating just in case you want to meet me in Atlantic City, I would be in Atlantic City. But then he'd be making these videos to show in case something happens, I knew it all along. This is what he's doing, he's hedging his bat.

Also this idea that he's saying the craziest, most outlandish shit, the stuff that was on the tapes originally, and I can only imagine if she's recording him now what we might Hear is stuff about his ex-wife being a c-word his oldest Trans kid being mentally ill Having all these issues physically and mentally like all this stuff that you wouldn't say To get a rise out of someone. It's like really personal personal stuff Yeah, that's the stuff that you share with somebody because you trust they care about yes, correct This wasn't integrity verification, right?

This is the stuff you share with someone or you don't at all But then after he says all that so he's covering his ass He's got this I'll figure it out just in case she backstabs him again. But then he lets his guard down immediately. It didn't matter to me because I really do care about this person. I always have always have. But what changed changed in this past month. So all the time that I was saying that I would whoever this person is that I would never you know know, you know, to yarn whatever. I really believe that. But, you know. I don't know why he's pretending that we don't all know he's talking about Kate Meany too. Yeah. It's the only person that could possibly be. You just had a photo with her. That's

all you guys are talking about. This was the weirdest part of this whole scenario for me because what we had was we had Chad going on MLC Saying the exact story of what happened that night Yeah, and then the next day John going and talking and saying the exact same story, but omitting Kate's name right And I I'll be honest I was completely convinced that all the Chad stuff was Exaggerated it sure you know I didn't I I didn't know where to go with any of this. I would think Chad was full of shit. Until you just showed the picture on this show.

Yeah, I didn't believe it. I thought they might've been in cahoots, like, just try to get like fuck over the shit way or whatever the fuck their work they're trying to do. Yeah. So really, I just think John is like told Kate, I won't, I won't say your name, but Chad will and everybody will know anyway. So he probably just told her he wouldn't bring her up and he's being coy because of that. Okay. I mean, Chad is claiming that he got the information from an inside source. so he is saying I know this information

And I know independently of anything else well Chad lied and said that he hired a private investigator to follow John around New York City which is fun Yeah, I would plant things like that too if I was Chad trying to fuck with John so it's fine Obviously not what happened, but yeah, how did Chad find out then well no one really knows okay? But what we do know is that it wasn't just John and Kate It was John and Kate and another couple. Yes And there could have been other people involved too And I don't know if you guys know this but the devil verse is pretty big

There's a lot of people who know like everyone's pointing and laughing at Sutterie John and they would want to get photos of John and Kate out and then give it to people like chance you back It's very possible that a lot of them might be at strip clubs or at that restaurant Or like yeah meeting up with Kate or two coke dealers Correct all of these things are correct So we don't know any of that but isn't that interesting the clip that I just played where John first starts saying by the way I'm saying all this horseshit to Kate so if she is taping me none of its real he's like but things are different now You just heard him say that like things have changed. Yeah, I trust her he goes out and say how smart she is

Like just complimenting Kate talking like a battered we're back to him sending her the ring light Yes, we're back into that. I can't wait for her to get another Person and celery John specifically is that when you watch Looney Tunes you know that the coyote is gonna go after the Roadrunner And he's gonna fail miserably and you go why won't he learn he's investing all this money all these acne products I don't know if you own stock what the deal is, but you would think eventually big. It's just not gonna happen This is John's actual wife It's Wiley Cionni in real fucking life.

He's literally six feet off the edge of a cliff just running in place. Don't look down John! Don't look down, you got this! Oh, my package from Acme is here. Okay, so now John starts dropping hints about Kate

maybe still using drugs. Can we say that Kate enjoys cocaine? I think that's true, right? I can. Yeah, I think that it's been put out there as a fact. I think the tapes revealed that. Yeah, right, right.

There was talk about getting blow for the wedding, and John offered to do blow with her. A lot of blow. Visit him in Florida. Yeah, it's a little too much in my opinion for the wedding and John offered to do blow with her. A lot of blow visit him in Florida. Yeah, it's a little too much in my opinion for one. What? White wedding. It might have been a really boring wedding.

Maybe it was the right amount. I don't know. So this is John hinting that she's still doing stuff. After the restaurant, we barely eat. We barely eat. You couldn't keep your hands off each other. Yeah and we barely ate. Well that's interesting right there. Again he's letting Clay say this stuff and then not only did he not deny it he confirmed it. Oh you couldn't keep your hands off each other because I can only imagine Kate sees a 60 year old stuttering John and just is like, oh my God, I am just so horny right now.

It's just, I can't control myself. So Clay says that John just goes, yeah. We ought to play with. You could keep your hands off each other. Yeah. And we barely ate, but we had like, I think I had like two or three tortilla chips. We went to Mexican place. And then, and then we had like a couple of stuffed jalapenos and peanut butter. By the way I have to

say I know that Kate's in the anal not going to Mexican. That's not dinner plans for me. I would have planned to have a little bit of this but let's get pancakes. It tracks with John's financial situation. We ate the free chips and salsa shared an appetizer that sounds Doesn't he at some point I maybe I'm entirely Misremembering this he started he was like talking about paella for entirely too long, and I was like why are you telling us this? Yeah, yeah, I think it's in this class thing that really happened and then I was like, why are you telling us this? Yeah, yeah, I think it's in this clip. It's the only thing that really happened.

And then we ordered paella and split it, and we barely fucking ate any of it. This woman didn't even, I don't even think she took three bites. What's the point of that story unless she's implying? You know what I mean? There's no other reason to talk about how little she ate ate at dinner It's either to imply that she's on drugs or to imply that he's getting anal sex tonight. Oh That's right. Yeah. Yeah, actually let's not eat a lot of food just in case Yeah, Mexican. Let me find this out for you. What did you get for lunch? Yeah, why do you ask so? Let me tasting it later. So at some point, John claims that he lent his rich brother-in-law

300 bucks. And Clay's just like, well, I bet he didn't pay you back. And John doesn't move. I have not seen since I believe Chad Zumach did this. I think it's the last time we've seen someone flaunt their money like they're in a hip hop video. Duke don't lie. Duke don't lie. What you payin' me for this stream? Clay, Clay how much? How much?

Is this? 300. Is that crazy? Duke does not lie. He pulled out three $100 bills and showed it off to the camera. And Clay Davies was just like, yeah everyone has 300 bucks man. I have a full time job. pulled out three $100 bills and showed it off to the camera. And Clayton was just like, yeah, everyone has $300, man. I have a full-time job.

I have $300. What do you mean? I don't know. My pussy's pretty wet right now. Now that you mention that, let me see what I got over here. What's $3.75, Kenny? What? Oh, we're doing a bidding war now

Dollars and 75 I got you beat them. Thank God Wasn't that Chad who was doing that it was proving which money he made of the gig or something. I was pulling out 20s Oh, yeah, people are saying he couldn't pay his rent and you know something like that I'm in brought out his rent money. What a fucking loser John if you're showing cash And it's not even like ten, you know ten thousand dollars stacks Mm-hmm, that's you'd seen a rap video like fucking fanning yourself with ten thousand bucks like I got that's a president Seems like a lot of money, you know to have sitting around three hundred bucks at your mom's house, and he lost his phone He lost his cell phone. I apparently him. I think Kate did lost hers too or something.

Like what a fucking night this was. What a lunatic. 59 years old, John, what are you doing? Good as true because of losing your phone. So now John confirms where he spent the night the night before. I didn't leave the apartment until about one o'clock in the afternoon. That's crazy. So what's, what's, what's next? And you've seen that person again. I hope so. Anytime. Anytime soon. I would like to. Uh, okay. I hope so. I would like to.

It doesn't sound like there's solid plans being made. He's implying. I'll use John's term that he shagged Kate Meany maybe multiple times. If you're not leaving until one. shagged Kate Meany maybe multiple times if you're not leaving the one. Well, the next day, I would think that if he did actually get laid, he would have left early and I think that he didn't. So he was hanging around till one trying to get laid. Well, I think they're up doing blow off. I didn't go to bed until very late.

It's exactly what I thought. Yeah, that'd be my guess. Like when you're getting at like 12, 30 in the afternoon and you're like, all right, you gotta go. That would be the scenario. And for a guy who I think he's admitted to taking ED pills and stuff, Coke doesn't help that. No, definitely not. Pushing that rope. That's what a 25 year old wants. So yeah, so John, like I said, he lost his phone and has no idea where it is. So, you know, people are asking me like, you know, cause we had a lot of pictures that we took together, but I don't, I mean, you know, I don't, I can't access them.

So Dustin, if you're, if you're, if you're watching this, I know I sent you two, not the one that surfaced, but so if you could send me those, at least I'll have something to remember this wonderful night. Oh what a night! Deedoo deedoo deedoo It's December back in 24. Bring back to Leah. I went to the apartment and she opened the door. Back in 24 bring back to Leah And anyway, she's a wonderful person again

Implying that he fucked Kate me now if he didn't and I'm Kate. I'm angry about this. Mm-hmm because Kate has a reputation. It's not a great one. A lot of people think that she sleeps with a lot of dudes for nefarious reasons. And so the fact that John comes out here singing songs about the night that he had, bragging about leaving at one the next day, and it doesn't help that Clay's going, bop, chica, bow wow. I'm killing it over here. But it's also weird. That's like, you're going to hang out there again. He's like, I don't know. And I didn't pull this clip, but later on he talks about these two other girls he's supposed to meet up

with one he's known since fourth grade. So she's probably a looker. And the other one I forgot is maybe the girl that he took to the Belmont last time. But he's like, I might cancel my plans with them because now I got this young, hot girlfriend going on. So I'm rooting for him. I hope he hangs out with Kate the rest of the holidays. I hope it's just nonstop old guy sex.

Gross. I hope it's a very white Christmas for Kate Meadie. I'm dreaming of it. I Have a clip on here Lucy not to cut you off. No, go ahead that will haunt you know what four years to come But the Duke's always been one The Duke is very horny I mean Overwhelmingly Overwhelmingly. Could you imagine this guy is trying to bag a chick half his age.

And he's going, and you know what's great about me is how horny I am. That's a turn on for a girl. Oh, he's always horny. How neat. Why is he telling Clay this? Why are they always flexing for each other too? I don't know. Yes, they're constantly pulling up their shirt, like literally flexing. Yes. I mean, you'd think that if you're in that context, you'd be like, oh, what are they always flexing for each other? Oh, yes. They're constantly pulling up. They're like literally flexing

Yes, how did you think that if you're that context you'd be like, oh, yeah, what do you mean flexing? No, literally flexing their muscles and the talk about horny they are Very homoerotic. It's very weird. It's odd behavior. I also think that it's odd behavior So two clips ago you played him being like hey Can you please send me the pictures of me and Kate? I have never had an amazing raucous night of sex where I was like, oh my god It was so animalistic and everything was so wonderful and me neither. Anyway, oh you were you weren't finished yet And then I've been like wow, I really need pictures of me and that person at dinner

That's about not the memory that I that's not the towel that's a towel right there you're right that's a good point that's proof what if he finds the paella was better than the sex he should have a iCloud account though he should be able to get his to his photos even if he lost his phone you'd never figure that out yeah imagine watching that this is what happened they went to the strip club they got the cocaine yeah bar the the You'd never figure that out. Imagine watching that. This is what happened. What are you talking about? They went to the strip club. They got the cocaine.

The bouncer that sold them the cocaine said, he's like, how about I leave my phone with you? You give me twice as much cocaine. When I get the $300 from my brother-in-law, I'll come back, I'll give you the $300, and I'll get my phone back. And then I have super amounts of cocaine to take advantage of Kate Meany with. Right. That's what happens. Wow, you know how to do that. Hey, that's what I do then I have super amounts of cocaine. Yeah, take advantage of Kate Meany with right

That's what you know how to do Well now my dick is lit, but I have no phone Perfect night Christian Blass just putting in a bunch of puke emojis It's crazy. So there was another show that happened, and this was what I was planning on doing. I put this in the description of this podcast episode. There was a show Wednesday night,

I've already alluded to it, where John got wasted. Him and Rob Saul did a show together. And big credit to Penis Wrinkle, who messaged me on Patreon and told me about the show. So I downloaded it. It's been privated now. You can't get it. It's gone. I have the whole thing. And I want to play a couple of clips, but basically what I'm doing right now is... Because I have Adam Bush coming on on the next episode. We're going to actually record it on Monday so I can put it out on Christmas Day. So it'll be a regular Wednesday episode.

Christian Bless is going to join us as well. But I want to go through this Rob Saul episode with John and Rob getting blitzed, getting hammered. And I'll just show you a couple of clips of what I'm talking about here. This is a very drunk John right're at the beginning of the episode So yeah somebody found this shirt is that forever 21? Chop Rob very fashionable Smirnoff ice

Jesus that was nice of Mr. Mbessie, thank you. I I actually wanted one of these things. I needed one of these. Yeah, where are you going to put it? He's got a big pickle, a big whole pickle. A whole pickle. This means it's him. Is this when he flew into town?

No. The bell just rang. This is the night before. This is Wednesday night. He has to catch a flight the next morning. He calls the cops on the car in front of his house. Almost misses his flight. Almost misses his flight. He's like, I'm going to This is Wednesday night. He has to catch a flight the next morning

He calls the cops on the car in front of his house almost misses his flight Almost misses his next flight that goes through strip club with Kate B. It's been a while 24 hours We're talking about fucking Bender. It's crazy. It's holiday time man. Let's go. It's party Don't have to worry about fucking internet issues like the rest of us. He's having a blast The bell just rang in here, I don't know Rob's mute so we guys are here with John so I turned it up Yeah, that's okay. Oh, hi. What? Who? George Clooney? Wait up. So, he just goes, what? Am I who? George Clooney? What Vince does, I've seen these. When he

puts it in order to grub hub or something, he puts in all these instructions. This is my uncle. He's very famous. Tell me it looks like George Clooney. He gets a kick out of that. He'll put it all these like random instructions for the, and then we'll be like, I'll give you more of a tip if you do this sort of thing. So people are just fucking with John. Oh, so you're doing your show too. So you have your own things. No, no.

So you get your own subjects, right? Your own thing. So what John just saw was, and I don't know why Rob put this up, but Mason in Portland put up a chat, free chat, and it just has a bunch of pills going across it because people are speculating that Rob Saul might be on a lot of pills the way he acts. And I don't know, I watched this episode. I think that might be true. We'll get to the bottom of it with Adam Bush.

So he can hear Rob, but we can't? Right. And they fix it pretty quickly. Rob figures out how to get his audio working because people tell them they can't hear him Impressive. It's actually the best way these two do a show together So now John's talking about again very drunk He's talking about that time that I think it was Kevin Brennan wished for John's airplane to go down Hmm, remember that because I hope his plane goes down and just like what about all those innocent people's 200 people on the flight Kevin Brennan wished for John's airplane to go down. Remember that? He goes, I hope his plane goes down.

John's like, what about all those innocent people? There's 200 people on the flight. As if Kevin Brennan can wish these things into existence. So he remembers that. I can't believe that this is what a drunk John goes back through all of the people who spite him and all the memories that he has and things like that. But the person we don't speak about, I'll go to village and like some of them on. Oh, yeah, it's definitely

Kevin Brennan, because the fuck Rob Saul was in the middle of some type of legal action against Kevin Brennan. And so he won't talk about him. He's been instructed by his attorney to not talk about and john's abiding by that Kevin Brennan. Barely he's yelled at him a bunch of times Rob cells told him a bunch of times again What is this a fort layout where it looks like Rob is snipe streaming his own show Yes, so Rob has to do this in order for his audio to work It's great

You know That appear he wants wished my plane went down while I was flying to Atlantic city. And then I, then I responded going, so your hatred for me would want to, you know, get rid of 300 other people. That's kind of sick. It is sick. It is sick, Rob. Rob, say it again. I mean, you know, but no, no, this is rhythm.

Take it away, Rob. Forget it. This is rhythm. No, I'm sorry. You say it's sick again. Oh, it's sick. It's goddamn sick. But uh, yeah my my hair I was I was you know, I was I was taking a nap cuz I'm all peeled up the chemistry here it's Rob's trying to lean into the the pill thing it's going on and I just want to fast forward the last clip. We'll get into more of in the next WATP episode but these are how things conclude a couple of hours later. What I mean I listen, Neil, I feel like you know that we had a fantastic show tonight.

Yeah, it was a good time. Yeah, Rob, if you're trying to convince people you don't have a problem with drugs Maybe don't go on your show ago. I feel like So was that John's show and Rob was on and then he went and did his own show after that I think they were side casting. Oh, okay They were both doing a show and Rob so John leaves and it's just him and nasty Neil and this is the One that's no longer available. Hmm that I was able to download I can't wait cuz I I recognize that beer that Rob is drinking that's Troeg's mad elf. That is a high octane beer Yeah, he at one point says is 11% I that will put you in the fucking ground. so what about that with painkillers? Yeah?

Looking forward to this because I know it's gonna be a fucking puddle. Oh boy. Yeah, yeah, so that should be fun We never really analyzed Rob that much on the show so looking forward to that That's great very drunk and high and whatever else Rob's all Coming on the show. So, should be a very good time. I wanna thank you guys for coming over here and doing the show with me. Andy, of course, Trucker Andy from the All Apologies podcast,

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You get early releases on Patreon, where I also do popsicle reviews and other sexy thing reviews Thank you, I'm working on branding I'm working on I like it. Yep All the good stuff. Oh, you know, we have some gifts that people sent in Let's do that real quick and they'll hit some voicemicemails I want to start with Vinnie gave me this yesterday. We were doing the creep off bonus show Vinnie got me a birthday present It's very nice. I'm going to the Bills game tomorrow Josh Allen will you cream pie me you gonna wear that it's gonna be cold On over your jacket

I don't know if that t-shirt is gonna be seen. Put it on over your jacket. Don't be a pussy. You can do it. It's even on the back of the shirt. So he can come up behind me. And cream-pump it. It's on both sides. Just on the back.

Oh, alright. Perfect. I love that. That's so thoughtful. Producer Chris, you gotta get from Vinnie. Oh, is... I don't know if he was supposed to open it on the air He made me open mine on the air so I get Lucy what do you got going on over there? It's gonna take a second Lucy got a gift from KJ KJ gave us a bunch of cool shit And I haven't got no give it to her yet. Thank you K. But it says congrats on the house

I think it's from KJ right yeah, it says red yeah reds House oh look at this Spell kit for a cozy home Are there candles in it I don't know open it up It's very close. I need to carefully burning sage and a crystal or something Is lucy a witch yeah now I am oh? What's this? I'm trying to figure it out, but it's definitely a Simpsons and Moses

Oh, yeah, we got that we got to see what the character looks like in that sweet most the best Because I'm a bartender get it I get it People wouldn't even know that He's gonna really outed you on that oh my goodness, this is so cute. Okay. There's like a little spray This spell will make you feel like you are always in pajamas in a good way. I want to always be in pajamas in a good way Not suffering from depression Smells really good nice all right very good. I'll check out. Yeah camera shit

multiple faces Handsome mo is I had in there, but he got me a poochie a couple years ago. It's similar to that. That's awesome Thank you, Vinny. It's even got the panda We got a lot of birthday attention this year we did we appreciate that we don't have to do that also Gangrenously Alex gave you a car you have to open that right now But I want to make sure I get that to you he gave he got me a singing hamburger card. That's Incredible he has amazing taste in movies also Oh, he does yeah, I bought a bunch of you out of print DVDs from him. Okay. Does he like the room?

You'll have to ask him. I have to ask him that I guess that's how I judge someone's taste in movies Alright let's wrap things up Okay, great show good job everybody great job everyone whoa whoa whoa fuck the room Hmm. How dare you sir? Hey, you got my Tommy Wiseau picture back down here. Poster, I should say. Gary in San Diego checking in. On John's podcast today, the 18th, he said, I just can't wait to get out of here.

Close up shop and leave this dabble burst. Well, if that's true, like you say, John, leave today, leave on the 18th. Right. No reason to wait. Do you have to squeeze every last penny out of your listeners with Super Chat? Squeeze every penny out of a dollar 99 Super Chat? I I guess so that's a fact Jack Rock and roll rock and roll to you Gary. Don't don't leave money on the table Gary. Yeah, I mean We'll see what happens January. He's not going anywhere. Come on. He never does he never does such a liar boner guy 69 common liar. Boner guy 69. Conor.

Go bills. Oh, how could you accuse me of being sarcastic? I've really got into American soccer just almost as much as I like the English football. Now you thought I was I was just taking the piss. No. And you're right. The other caller Thank you. You're quite right. UK have won zero World Series. whatever, and we need to, we need to address that. Both sports are played by charismatic and intelligent men. They're fascinating to watch and I can't get enough of it. The one thing I do have to disagree with though is the other caller who called about the Fahrenheit scale being better for measuring temperature than Celsius. When it's Celsius and it's zero outside, you know you're

going to go out, you're going to fall over, you're going to crash your car, and then obviously water boils at 100 which is also easy to remember not that it's as useful. So you're categorically wrong about Fahrenheit being better than Celsius. Thanks guys. Thecreepos.com. Go there and vote for Carl. That's right. Go there and vote for Carl. What's hard about 31 degrees in 212? I mean, it's also so easy. 32. Yeah, 31 30s. Somewhere between somewhere out there. Hey, my speech therapist is calling in. I think I'm making progress. Yo, Carl, this is your speech therapist. Good job recently, I guess, you know, nothing to report. But I just

did have a thought that something that might help you with your, you know, impediment is magic pine. If you go to magicmine.com promo code W ADB. Right? Probably not. All right. Come back. Love you. you love show. Fuck you. The WTB show 20 is what you want to use at magic mind.co. But thank you, speech therapist guy. I appreciate that very much. Here's a message for Cardiff electric who's still on assignment. But I'm sure this will get back to him. Hey Carla, so this is actually a question

for Cardiff Electric, but I don't know how you get a hold of him anymore. Apparently it's something called like rumble, but I have no fucking clue what that is. Why can't he just start a new YouTube channel? Because I mean, it's a lot easier to find and people will probably subscribe to it. I mean, hell, I know he hates Aaron, but he could call it like potato show. Uh, uh, just something to think about. Anyways, don't call me back. Okay, so it's called band evasion and YouTube does not look kindly at that

It's what happened to Pat Dixon trying to set up a second channel after you've been banned now There's someone who could do it though. It would be kind of electric. He could just be a different vegetable That's a good point. Yeah, just use a different voice modulator master of disguise, right? Yeah, you can totally do that But no, you're not allowed to do the same Unfortunately, you're not allowed to do that. It would be the same. Unfortunately, you're not allowed to do that. Sup Carl, big fan, love the show. Can we get a cringe of the week for on Biggest Problem when Vito said that the Looney Tunes wasn't funny? What?

Which is, after everything he's said already, the most insane thing to ever say in public? Alright, have a good one. Love the show. Cringe of the week, cringe of the week. You got it. That's wild. I didn't know that he said that. Vito and Dick are conferring, oh God,

I'm still not promoting our fucking show. I'm so bad at this. That didn't even get me on front. Half the media, you mean? It's so funny because when you gave me the opportunity for plugs, I was about to be like and and then I was like it sounds like we're not doing that right I keep forgetting hack a baby. Yeah, it's happening. I don't have the scroll. I'm such a man. Hey 9-11 11 and there's a long runway, but it's happening. Yeah, but do you want to get your tickets?

VIPs selling out so get out of hackamania.com use the promo code WTP for 10% off your tickets. And I guess Vinny and Dick are confirmed they're going to be there again with the biggest problem in the universe. They were to do it this little piggy. We're trying to get Nick Reketa there for an episode of this little piggy on Friday. And of course WTP the creep off. Nobody likes onions. Dr. Steve's last ever episode a weird medicine this happening Starting to sound too good for something called the hack a mania Back to the hack yeah

We're going back, baby, Las Vegas and this time is gonna be better because Cuz I'm there It's not gonna be it's not gonna be great because Everything is taking place in the same hotel casino Yes, we'll be downtown again, but we don't have to travel to the ghetto to do the show Everything's gonna be taking place where we're staying. I am so excited so much easier. It's gonna be so much fun Yes, I am very much looking forward to that and me too. We had a we had a great Lucy And I had a great time last time

It was just wonderful We spoke so much time Without all the Sunday sounded like it would suck last year in Vegas. I also have a promo code I'm very excited. That's what you do ever promo code. It's Kaylee So if you don't want to use w ATP show you can use Kaylee Do that shit on your channel You bring that shit over to your stupid channel just mentioning all right I mean the biggest hack show doesn't have a promo code. I didn't know I don't have one

I have a hatch. I'm the biggest hack How do you heck? I don't even promote it Sorry Melton He's mad at me. What's up Carl Hamburger, Chris Hotdog. I just want to say this whole voicemailer thing on the whole podcast thing is getting a lot fucking worse. It's worse than the Flint Johnson episode. Some gay dudes talking about how assholes clean all the food. I don't do it too much. I turned that episode off as soon as I started hearing a fag talking about how clean is that hole and fiber and all that stuff?

It's pretty disturbing. So I Just wanted to say that Fuck you, bro. What's up? All right. Well, I think we avoided that today except we're we did talk about John so Oh, yeah, that's right. We did have a very gay guy at the end of it. Totally forgot. So long ago.

You can't help it. So long ago. All right, this is, I think genuine programming advice. This guy's calling in with OG listener. It's very confusing. W-A-G-P. Carl, you gotta get the fuck off of like this, these Aaron, whoever the fuck in in-hole is. Bro, I've been following you since day one. I don't know who any of these

fuckers are that you've been following lately. And I don't know what low cow low coal low low cow. What the fuck does that even mean? Bro, you got to get back to your day ones like me because i've been following you since day one I don't know any of these people that you've been talking about recently And you've been obsessed with them and also bro. You got to get off scuttering john. He's a fucking psychopath He's a sociopath You need to get off this shit, bro uh-huh, I I'm like on the verge of like shutting your podcasts off because I have no idea what you're talking about anymore and Stuttering John is like he

Bro, he's gonna die soon like please Find some new territory. We need to find our next building John as a WAPP proud. If you don't do this shit, then I will frickin Lucy type box. I'm gonna frickin make her type box lose. Well, if you don't get your shit together. All right. So like a threat.

By the way, the Beale sucks. You fucking faggot. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So it's, it really sucks. Alright So it's it reminds me of the itchy scratchy thing where they're trying to figure out is So you want something that's outrageous but also down to earth like yeah that teaches lessons So the guy's complaining he doesn't know who these new people are. I introduce them every time. Right. And he's like, but you also got to find new locals.

Yeah. No. New locos. Yeah. I think I said locale. He goes, you got to go back to what you used to do, but don't talk about Senator John. Right. And if he's been following us from day one, I'm all confused.

I'm all confused about that. Dude, I want to take your advice. I want to make the show better. I did it to everyone who chimes in with their opinions on this, but don't like don't bring us problems bring a solution But it also just seems like you're telling me what I should do is exactly what I'm doing that you're complaining about He just wants to make Lucy's tight box loose that's many have tried It's it's many of tribes Go bills go bills. I am on mushrooms today and you my friend have a faulty Google Chrome

Fuck you, Carl. Oh my god. I really thought I did have a faulty Google Chrome I thought that was the problem. So I switched browsers, but I'm still having problems, but today has been amazing I don't know why I hope it happens, but I'm still having problems. But today has been amazing. I don't know why. Hope it happens again sometime. Because I'm here. Mandy's here. Maybe. Good luck, Charms. Here's the last voicemail.

It's a good idea. The Stuttering John one-man show is Dabblocon free. You offer him a flat rate to do his show. One man, one spotlight, one mic. You record it, of course the whole audience is dabble there'll be a few cat calls but they know they want to get a clean tape then the next day preferably a Saturday three shows breaking down the game tape I can't believe he did crowd work at a one-man show you do in the

front are you fucking You do in the front. Are you fucking? Merry Christmas. All right. It's not a bad idea. The apple got three star stuttering. John I could see it happen. It's been tried. We tried. It's been I'll get Vinnie Paulino on that. Yeah The man for the job convinced it broke a Vinnie Paulino tried to do that No shit dimension hack a mania.com promo code w ATP for the present off good work I don't know anymore not soon enough, but You know what I should do I should do a promo so that Adam throw our video out of there can put it into the videos

Before the video starts on YouTube that's not so lazy for you. What do you mean? I'm actually doing something proactive right here I was thinking ahead to my video out of there and how he could do a thing if I do it for him Yeah, and then he could do a thing okay an ad right now Packamania.com promo code W ATP we're gonna be in Las Vegas May 9th through 11th I'll be there May 8th come down a day early hang out with us We're gonna blast live podcasts Maybe Nick or Cater will be there. We don't know but come down check out hackamady.com for more information

Nailed it Okay, guess what That was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Who gives a shit? Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Okay, bye. Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I've, um, what was the third thing you said?

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second.