Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep582 - Rob Saul Show

Episode Date: December 25, 2024

Before Stuttering John left Florida to stay in New York for the holidays, he had a drunken send off from his buddy Rob Saul and new friend Nasty Neal. Rob Saul and John are wasted while simulcasting which gives them the ability to read insulting superchats back and forth to each other. And of course Vince is sending John alcoholic beverages while Rob calls everyone losers. Adam Busch and Christian Bladt both join us at the start and Cardiff hops on as well. After a thorough analysis of Rob’s inability to speak, we get a very special message from Frenchie Hawna. To get into the Christmas spirit we have a new song parody from Myster Magenta and remember some of the best songs from last year’s holiday contest. Christian Bladt uses Baylen Dupree’s likeness to confuse dumb podcasts hosts about my birthday. Stuttering John is cross examined by VTM about his night with Kate Meaney and it leaves us with more questions than answers. We close things up with a round of To Poke A Dabbler and your voicemails. Adam Busch’s project - Allie Goertz “Peeled Back” NiN Tribute – http://tinyurl.com/peeled-back Christian Bladt - https://www.youtube.com/@thebladtcast3174 Cardiff Electric - http://dabbleverse.tv/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP - https://hackamania.com/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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depending on where he wrote it. We have all listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. A show hosted by Rob Saul. Let me read the description of the show, according to YouTube. Join legendary podcaster and devil verse villain Rob Saul as he chats with celebrities, comedians, musicians, and newsmakers. Script js colon slash last page add to dot google syndication dot com slash page and

Slash js slash ads by google that old chef js Question mark client equals ca dash bob dash eight four nine two nine four one three zero five nine four three six four three Close quote cross origin equals anonymous and script Cross origin equals anonymous and script I think he fucked that up. I don't think I supposed to be in the description on YouTube He's trying to add special skills coding instead of just showing us how well he can right I'm not sure why that's in there, but Rob's an idiot and I think we're gonna demonstrate that today Of course, I am cheating a little bit Because for the most part

this is Rob's show with Stuttery John and they're both hammered it's December 18th now this is a Wednesday night John has to get up early take a flight from Fort Myers to New York and he's getting wasted with his buddies the night before getting into that Christmas spirit of course 24 hours after what we're about to see He'll be at a strip club with Kate Meany and There was a show that he was on today John Cho with Vince and I do want to look at that I didn't pull clips, but I just have the link. I just thought we could watch it

We were doing a little bit of that on point double point today And it's fascinating what Vince was able to get out of John as far as him staying at Kate's house. I could do it all day. I know, that's what I was thinking too. When we ended Point Devil Point, we just ended because of time restraints. Yeah.

We just kept watching that. So we'll just start it back up again on here. But first, we gotta talk about Rob Saul and John and the first clip I have. John never knows anything about his friends. It's weird, whenever he asks them questions and they answer, he's not listening. We've seen this time and time again with Clay Dabler,

he doesn't know anything about the guy, but I told you before, John blah blah blah, and John never knows, and here's an example of John with Rob Saul not knowing anything. All right, well. Rob, you're a Catholic, right? No, a Baptist. All right, well, that's just what my mama goes through now.

So I think it's time since blind Malik was so kind to give me two dollars, you know, and he wished me a Merry Christmas, and he also wished that my playing goes down, so I think it's time to sing something cheerful. All right, let's do it. So this is fun because what we're watching, if you're not watching the show,

I'll just explain to you what we're seeing. So you have John and Rob are next to each other in vertical views and then next to that is Rob horizontally Who's the same Rob as the other Rob? But there's the only way he can get his audio to work on both channels because they're Simulcasting this on John's channel and on Rob's channel. Later, John Lee's is just on Rob's channel, but it's a little bit awkward looking

and it gets even goofier when John has to bring up this video clip that he's all proud of for some reason. It's Hutter. Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer Tutter I can't explain how embarrassing this is because what happened was John sang this song with his buddy hitman Dan when they were down in Florida last year Yeah around the holidays and then someone grabbed this and put music to it and turned it into this video.

It was embarrassing when it happened, it's even more embarrassing now. And John is dancing and clapping along with that because a drunk John is most entertained by watching himself. John loves John. He can't get enough of it. I'm so sorry, it's worth pointing out that, John loves John. He can't get enough of it

Is worth pointing out that you know Rob Saul jumps in with the like a light bulb except the like a light bulb actually comes after you would even say it glows so Because Rob's watches a million times too, but he doesn't ever it as well So just wait to when he gets to the part where he's supposed to say like a light bulb. Yeah I like the Jack goes introducing my buddy hitman Dan and we all know who your buddy hitman Dan is. So we start off they're festive they're festive, they're feeling good, they're enjoying themselves. John watches this entire video and continues to be endlessly entertained by himself. And then the rain has loved him, and it had a great please.

Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer, he'll come down in history, the Vatican. Alright, thank you. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Shoolee, the red nose, shoolee. Well, boy, Malik asked me for a little Christmas thing, you know. He's so smitten with himself. What do you guys think that if you were able to, you know, do a breathalyzer test on this John and the John in the video, what number do you think?

You know, we're going to combine the numbers. What number do you think that would possibly be? How drunk are you? Want to combine the two or compare the two? Oh, I want to combine them. I want to know if that's a triple digit or I don't even know if that's possible Okay, this is whatever number that is it would definitely kill a midsize horse this is Probably counter to what you're thinking would be I think that John is on

Kalanipin and mixing that with alcohol I think he's four light beers in and this is how he acts and Dancer so there might be something else he might be someone else go I was probably taking edible as well because John gets wasted immediately We watched him on these streams when he used to do beer on the balcony on Saturday afternoons We would watch him drink four beers and three beers and he's slurring his speech and he's like got the I love yous We should do this every Saturday. You're like the best guest we've ever had on the show.

That's just before the tears start falling. I missed that show so much. I was thinking back about when he had the writer from this night show who only had the job for one year. Oh, right. Everything was hilarious to John. Yeah, Oh, then what they let you go And it's gotta be so frustrating to a guy who's endlessly more entertaining and Talented than John and John kept his job and only because

Jay didn't want to give Howard Stern the satisfaction It's like John stuck around also There was that post we read about in the Point Table Point not long ago, where one of the people who worked for The Tonight Show came out and said, we all liked John, he was endearing, and we just enjoyed him being around.

He was kind of like a clownish kind of guy at the office that didn't cause any harm, didn't provide any value. But it was just a guy that thing was just like oh John's here That's cool. It's John being John. Yes. It's John be our John thinks he's brought in his own show It's neat, you know and it shows by how they gave him the warm-up gig because I mean even Was a Joey Cola that was the warm-up guy Explains that is not often a job done in-house That explains that is not often a job done in house. Usually the people that are working on the show are busy working on the show.

What the audience does during commercial breaks is really not a consequence to the show as long as they're in a good mood and they tend to hire like people that do that gig specifically and they're more like DJs or like party MCcees, you know, that keep everyone active. The fact that they gave him that job, I know it was different, there were strikes and things happening at the time, who knows what the actual deal was, but that's the job you give the house mascot.

That's the job you give the intern who's really funny. I would be insulted if I'm the announcer and then the writer and I'm doing all this stuff. And they're like, also, can you just get up 15 minutes for the show and get people rocking and rolling like you know I'd be busy working on the show with the writers We need him. I mean the writers room. I'm not gonna be able to do that part of it. Could you imagine? What if I told you that to warm up a talk show and the time that John did it you would get? $2,500 per show does that change your plan at all because I'm sure it changed John's. Oh good point

Oh, absolutely. It's a wonderful gig and steady work and one that anybody would take But it's not what you would give a writer you want focusing on the next funny thing Jay is gonna say great point alright, so They're getting super chats both shows are getting super chats So it's a lot of super chats going on a lot of two dollar and dollar nine and super chats are going on And this one fools John at first. He's not really sure cuz he can't read ahead for whatever reason So he's not really sure where this is going John's on timidating dumpy runt member to month. By the way, the name is John the

un-intimidating dumpy runt is the name of this. And John's like, I'm not sure this guy likes me or not. So let's see where this is going. Oh, no, no, he's a good guy so far. Big Feddy goes in stern days back when you said n word. My number there. So now it becomes stupid. I knew it was going to end that way. It was your first. So we read what he kind of trailed up

there. Hey, SJ, big fan here since third day is back when you said Edward, haha I'm a non-binary wiener less woman and I find it offensive. What do you say pussy boy? He trailed off at the wrong part there. I know it got better He's ah, geez. I knew it Damn it. He still doesn't know why he didn't he knows it. It's something said not good He knows the words in there don't feel right, but he doesn't understand if you actually read it. They're saying hey, I'm a fan

Here's this bit you used to do and by the way, I'm in touch with this community and here's how I feel about it Like that's what they're saying. He just he doesn't he knows it's not good. He just doesn't grasp why sure that's an ongoing theme Right John doesn't want to acknowledge that pussy boy would be offensive especially to one of his offspring Mm-hmm and for whatever reason if I were John I'd be like oh shit Yeah, I shouldn't be doing that and I would just retire it never mentioned it again But it's in his vernacular and he's a to-go to Right. He has a hard time not calling people pussy, but oh I had an idea today. You know the song barracuda. Oh

Not calling people pussy, but oh I had an idea today. You know the song Barracuda. Oh I'm thinking of a potential parody song Barrow side, but yeah, you're right. He can't say lady K without saying just do it right so it's a good trigger almost Yeah, it's like a tick that tick maybe you'll get a show like Bailen Dupree dead TLC. All these TLCs. But in Jon's defense, he can't really read even when he's sober. So, you know, it's hard for him to understand

what the super chatters are saying to him. I like that it just says big fattier as he goes, oh, I didn't see it going this way. He was all excited and crazy. Eee, I got a fan. Ah. Fuck. Again.

Okay. All right, so now he going to talk about the shit wear, of course. Uh, listen, it seems, uh, odd to me. Uh, hey Senator Jay, why am I banned on your channel? I am. Don't doubt me. Unblock and I'll super chat you a hundi. No good chaser says in my chat room. Rob, I'm just glad you could figure out how we could both make money. I mean, we're both live, but you have to learn this from the shit. Holy shit. Is that anti-semitic?

I mean that you're always grifting, you know, the grip, whatever it is, you know, you know the fake viewers. Oh my god, Rob Was I? Know anytime you don't like truly and you're against surely. Yes, that's anti-semitic Can we all agree that drunk John is way more entertaining Oh then two in the afternoon John Yeah, he couldn't even do his little mouth trumpet thing earlier. Yeah, I have those. He starts failing miserably and everything at speak john when he can't even make that so that sound. Yeah.

And Rob Saul is perfect for the show format. If you're gonna have someone get wasted and not be embarrassed for them, you need a just as wasted Rob Saul. Yeah, they're trying to outdo each other in a way. Oh yeah, it gets... this is the beginning of the show, by the way, I should point out. This is eight in the after eight in the evening. What's going on here? Oh, this is the pregame for them. Right, it gets crazier. So someone tells Johnny he's got to buy new guitar strings I've been saying this for a while that guitar of his it doesn't sound good. It doesn't stay in tune

I don't know that new strings would fix it, but it's sure certainly couldn't hurt Now here's the thing Rob. I'll like this guy dumb. I love his name Gettie Lee, you know van I love rush. I love that. Glad you got a tune in john, please use the five bucks. But the strings you get that he's right. These strings are probably as old as the time I gave them to my oldest kid when he was nine. So yeah. So the strings are 20 years old I Don't know that's even possible

There's old as the time I gave them to my oldest kid when he was nine So he gifted this guitar or just the strings What are you gonna do with those strings you wanna put on my guitar? Sure, dad Wait, John John's so unfunny that he messes up that chatters name It's actually a funny name Getty Van Halen, but he's like getting Lee Van Halen So he ruins the joke, which is getting Van Halen. Yeah But also Jack goes I like this guy because I like both rush and Van Allen's like

The guy doesn't care about that You're missing the point Okay So John it's been talking about how he's leaving the show in January. He's got a job now We've mentioned that I think on the show yesterday or today. It's got this job going in January He won't be back doing his show anymore, but there's gonna be one exception and I want to play this clip and Discuss what this could possibly mean. I'm done This is not a bit. It's not I don't plan on appearing anywhere anything. Yeah, you know, I

There's one show I'm gonna do and that'll be February or March and that's just with a good friend of mine and that'll be it'll be one show that was a good friend of yours now. You are a good friend of mine but you know it's something that I already booked.

John's going to do one show in February or March and that's going to be a good friend of mine, but you know, it's something that I already booked. John's gonna do one show in February or March, something he's already booked. Who's booking John months out? Is this Talk Toa? What show could he possibly be talking about that he's gonna be doing in February or March that he has to keep his commitment to? I mean, look, we all hope he lives forever, okay, but there's a chance that if you do get John to say

yes, that he's going to be on your show, you should book it for tomorrow, you know, just in case just in case something happens. Definitely not who are these broadcasters? No, no, we've we've been declined. Yeah, but the problem is he says it's a friend. Yeah, and who does he think is his friend? He has no actual friends, but I was trying to figure out who he thinks is his friend that he said. Yes, he'd do the show. It's not pinky

No, he wants that he wants piggy to pay him three thousand bucks again That's why he's hoping if he goes away, he can make some bank and many thoughts on this Yeah, I thought about this a lot and I think there is no guest. I think he realizes I'm not doing the show for all of January. Yeah, I'll definitely be back at some point in February or March. And then Rob cornered him and he just starts lying

like he does and just had to double down on that. And now it's a guest friend that had to, you called it, there is no one who's like, yeah, yeah, let me look at my schedule, middle of March, let's put it down. You and me, John. It's not happening. That look at my schedule middle of March. Let's put it down me John Let me the weirdest thing. Okay. He's thinking financially. He's gonna need to raise money and he's just coming up with an excuse. Oh Right. He's getting out in front of it. I told you I was gonna come back. I told you I mean

That's why the first thing was they knew the time He knew it would be some point a month and a half after I've stopped doing this that I'll probably just do one more he's he's already you know letting us know he'll be back it's not going to be a political show because he doesn't raise money from that he wouldn't even remember even if it was a guess he can't remember he won't remember anything in March. There's no way that because the fact that even goes it's February or March you didn't book a show that

correct huge range of time zone. I mean Well, this was a simpler time when he had a cell phone where he could put the thing into the calendar and now he's never Gonna know when it was oh my gosh. So that's a little foreshadowing John got his Phone stolen or he lost it or something and I have the clip will play it later But he's talking to something and I have the clip we'll play it later but he's talking to Vince and Vince asks him about you know is there anything people could find on your phone that would be embarrassing to you like your emails or something John goes well how would they get into my emails I mean it's cuz

what's on your phone it's that's a log into my gmail account so John might use his phone like such a boomer that he just goes into The web browser and does everything from there. He might not be able to access a calendar From his phone. No idea how to set up a calendar on his phone. I don't know also Did the iPhone 5 have a calendar built in? I don't actually Basic apps everyone should use a calendar. And a calculator. If you're not.

Okay, so there's this person named Cape Coral Kelsey. Oftentimes, Vince is talking about Cape Coral Kelsey. Claims that she is an informant for him and she's down there in Cape Coral spying on John

reporting back on what's going on and John claims that he doesn't think it's a real person Cape Coral Kelsey, you don't exist You've never you've never fucked. I gave you so many offers then who are you talking? There's no way I gave you so many offers then who are you talking? There's no way I've gotten so dumb watching this guy for so many years. I don't even pick up on those obvious stuff You know what you're not even a person, but I will take your two dollars And listen to what I have to say here And I'll prove you're not a person you You listening? Because I'm going to prove it.

Instead give me a 10. There's no way a woman, Rob, I mean, you could feel free to disagree. There's no way a woman would refuse this. Well, I'm going to plead the fifth on that Okay Right there I gave you the lob Yep, and you ran with it. What would you do with a lob? Christian I'm your your baseball fan. Yeah, I would hope that I was able to at least hit it for an inside the park home run.

At least make contact with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe leg out a single. Yeah, or I would catch it and then run to third base. I'd give you a lob and you ran with it. John seems to think that he's part of a comedy duo. I've seen him do this with other people too too where he'll say something and then the other person will make just the most obvious easy joke It's like yep. This is us. We're the best at this

And before the last one is the only ways he can enjoy like a joke being on him is by Pretending that he had was in control of it the whole time and setting it up from the beginning and thank you for doing exactly What I wanted my favorite part about what we're watching is his inability to produce any actual joy or cheer. So it just comes off in this very like evil clown-like delivery of forced laughter. That's very disturbing. Yeah and also there's this addiction and this thing where we're witnessing what happens every night at John's house He gets drunk. He's probably yelling at his computer screen or the TV and this is what his life is now and over-the-top maniacal laughing

You're right at him. This is not a jovial guy You know that character when he opens the show and he's like, Hello, everybody. Like, it's like a troll. It's like a real villain like from Tim Burton. That's some dark stuff. And he thinks that's like positivity. It's gonna be really fun when we see him, you know, post the Kate date and suddenly it's a different character Yeah, and now there is some actual Actual joy we'll get to that. He does the impression of a guy who's doing well in life Like that that's his impression of that like yeah, you guys must think i'm killing it, right?

Because i've been so happy and happy go lucky and now everyone sees right through it. Actually, you're a terrible actor and no one's buying it at all. It's monstrous. It comes off like a serial killer kind of behavior. Yes. Now, this next clip, there's a couple things that are going on here. John's got a terrible joke. Rob can't read.

It's all over the place. And by the way, AJ it from my chat so he's reading the super chat from L be it AJ be it what does he make sense and by the way age oh I thought Adam was talking I bet and by the way AJ be it from My chat paid two dollars and said s stuttering John if his wallet is in his car from the drive to bar All right. Now here's the problem It smells like tomatoes. Yes Which only means so John got delivered beer multiple times during this episode because

when VTM sees that John's doing a drunk stream, he can't order enough Grubhub and Uber eats and deliveries to his house. So John's drinking something he's already proclaimed years ago that he hates and will not drink. And now John's drinking it. It's the Modelo Cholata. It's like the beer that has tomato juice in it and what's crazy here is John tries to make a joke and no one gets it and so he tries to play it off like oh yeah I'm just a new boot goofing over here. Managers. Yes. Which only means it's going to taste like to manages. I'm kidding. Rump. I see.

I see. I can't make those kind of jokes with these people because I look. Who can you kind of jokes? I have to watch it. I have to watch it again. This is crazy. What joke? This is what joke this is crazy He realized that what he said wasn't entertaining in any way and just like I you don't get it

And John if his wallet is in his car from the drive to bar All right. Now here's the problem It smells like tomatoes. Yes Which only means it's going to taste like to manage this. I'm kidding. I see. I see. I can't make those kinds of jokes with these people because I look. Do you have the drop? That's just drug talk. I do. Sorry. Sorry. But you did it just fine. Thank you. Yeah. He's like pearls before swine. You know, you just don't get this. This is the part. This is the version of John that I like. This is the real John that we're seeing. Like I

said before, if he wasn't talking to Rob, he'd be talking to his TV or he'd be yelling at the shit way or he'd be yelling at the shit way, or he'd be clapping along with clips of him on the Howard Stern show. We know he watches himself. He puts lipstick on his hand. I do too. I do too.

He's not Aaron Cartman, I don't know. He's not that entertaining. So then a super chat comes in that asks John to play a scale. Uh oh. I think this is fun. There's a few musicians here for us to analyze John's play a scale. I think this is fun. There's a few musicians here for us to analyze John's response to this.

Brian S says, ask John to play scale without looking at the neck. I'm reading my super chats. Play what scale? I mean, there's a lot of scales. There you go. You got to elaborate there. It's the treble clef.

I mean, you got clef, I mean you gotta really, I mean, there's a lot of options here. All right, I'll ask you first, Adam. Is the bass clef or the treble clef a scale? No, that would be irrelevant here. Okay, that's what I thought. John's trying to sound smart, which he can do in front of second graders.

If he wants to be- And Rob. Right, if he wants to sound smart, which he can do in front of second graders. If he wants to... And Rob. Right. If he wants to sound smart about music, well, I mean, I could play a scale, but you didn't tell me which scale. Treble cleft? You dumb fuck. Doesn't make any sense at all. Kids are like, oh, treble cleft.

I've heard that said when I'm not paying attention to you. All right, that must be the right answer. All right. So... John, can you play a scale? And he's like, here are some musical terms. Right. Okay, can you play a scale? Any scale?

Well, six, you want it in six, eight time. You want it in four, four. Do you want it in two, four? Should I play the? You're not on the question. Should I play the do-re-mi? What do you want? Which scale?

We got a bunch. So, later on, this guy comes back and says, I'm going to go. What do you want? Which scale? We got a bunch. So, later on, this guy comes back and says, John, any scale. I don't care. You choose and listen to this deflection that he has. Uh and Jacob Ryan S for $2 says, John, play any

scale, any scale at all they want you to play. Oh, wait. Any scale? Yeah. Some scales require different things. Like what? Should I get a cop out? A cop out?

Ask him that, Rob. A cape out? Even Rob knows it's a cape out. Yeah, I call it a cop out. I call it a cop out. You're a cop out. Yeah, tell your mom. Oh my gosh, you're right.

That was a cop out, and his brain kicked into two things They called a cape all a cop. Oh now I Realize people are gonna be annoyed with me, but as a guitar player for many years no scale requires a capo No, you could play every fucking scale. It's ever been invented on a guitar. You don't need a capo to do it And he could just played a chromatic scale. That would have been the joke. That's I was saying go with the easiest. Yeah, just play every note.

You can't lose. You can't. There it is. There's a scale. Yep, you're right. That is a scale. This little deflection that we just saw here is like he'll wage year-long wars in his life over refusing to be corrected over the correct pronunciation of capo. He will hold on to that, I'm from Italian, I'm from this place in Long Island where we call it Acapo.

And he'll hold on to these things forever rather than just. He'll look it up, he'll find where the word came from and find the Latin root and be like, yeah, but it was pronounced this way and Latin, and therefore everyone else is wrong. He'll die on that hill for no reason. For no reason, I'll just be like, oh yeah, but it was pronounced this way and Latin and therefore everyone else is wrong He'll die on that hill for no reason for no reason. I'll just be like oh, yeah, I'm sorry for two bucks Now we're talking about this instead of talking about the fucking scale Play the goddamn scale

The cable has nothing to do with a fucking scale especially if it's any scale and you're not Italian That's like Homer with the any key there doesn't seem to be any any key. Yeah, let's play any scale Well, there's the other problem. There's some skills that you can't play right so play the one you got That was the point of all of them. Well, there'll be too many It reminds me the outtake from the audiobook Howard used to always play William Shatner saying sabotage the system. He said, we'll know that word sabotage. No, no, no, I say sabotage. And you know, he just, he won't give in. Right. And yeah, he knows better. He's the celebrity. He's the star. All right. I'm sorry. I know people get annoyed when I make fun of John's knowledge on music,

but it's just wild to me. It's wild that he was teaching music theory to second graders Right and and he could just be like I'm not gonna pick up a scum at your monkey I gotta play a scale for you. That's what I would tell you I could play a scale for you But it would be easy to do for anyone who plays fucking guitar and John just has to be like well I don't know you have to give me more information Also second graders don't really learn music theory. They just learn music. It's called music Oh, you didn't have mr. Melendez as your teacher Adam

So I think that they have actually learned music theory So you know and maybe if I would have and if he just would have sat me next to his desk And I could have learned from a smoke this I wouldn't be the limited musician I am it's been pointed out in second grade The teacher sits behind a piano and everyone sings the songs along with them Yeah, you just learn how to like sing songs and stuff Maybe there's a recorder involved at a certain point you learn three or four notes. Yeah, if you're lucky, right? Yeah, if you got a big budget at that school

Maybe the kids gonna record it the Substitute music teacher is really getting involved Any aspect of their education or lives. We were talking about it on point dabble point. John's one man show that we all want to see happen, obviously. But I said, John claims he's put together a 40 minute lecture on music theory for this class, and he calls it a performance that he does. I would pay $1,000 a seat and bring all you guys along with me to go watch John present music theory to second graders.

If he could recreate that somehow. Or if someone was filming that class, pay less money than that, but still. Yeah, I picture all the preamble, which probably involves what he used to do and all that. It's not just gonna be like, here's the notes of a scale or did I tell you guys that sting was in my music video right do you guys know the bad the police it would be all that it would go on for more than 40 minutes do you think the Kareem Abdul

Jabbar roast might come up before he got to actually discussing music? Perhaps. Do you know any points he averaged? I have studied acting a little bit since I was a kid pretty seriously, and he loves to come off like an acting teacher. And the only thing I've ever heard him say is the word colors. He's like, you need more colors than you work. I explained to these kids what colors were.

I don't know what he thinks colors are, but that's really for painting. That's not what we're doing here. So I could teach, I really could, I could teach an entire music theory course just on John tuning that guitar to his voice, right? Which no one can do. And then hitting the note end, singing it at the same time without hearing it, thinking he was gonna be able to guess

with his voice what the first note was of this entirely wrong chord, which, you know, man, like he thought he was gonna come in and hit that. La la la la la la la. Mm-hmm, that's what we teach a course on. I would love to see anything he has to offer. I think it la la la la. That's what we teach a course on. I would love to see anything he has to offer. I think it would be incredibly entertaining. Do you guys think that even for like a split second, oh sorry. Do you guys think even for a split second he just

figures that. Do do do do do do do do do do. If I was a nice guy I would have paused that and let you talk. No no no let you know I deserved it I should never talk over I can't wait for you to play the drop again when I try to talk about this show so even for a second do you think he's just like you know what let me just I'm too wasted to play any scales let's talk about you know, does he ever consider that just being like no not tonight. I'm too drunk Yeah, like it seems like he has to be like no. No. No, I just don't understand your dumb question We can never admit that he's actually drunk. He can never admit anything, right? But he even has to say at a certain points in this show. He's just like, yeah, I'm just like four beers and

well, that's probably organ failure than what we're watching because that's not great either good point okay good point organ failure well no just like when he lies about being younger it's like no you look like shit yeah say you're older dumbass you know that's something I don't point out a lot on here. John used to lie about his age for years until he found out that Google exists. Years after Google existed. He realized he couldn't lie about his age anymore. But yet, it's the worst thing,

if he could still lie about his age, what would he be saying? He's 48 right now or something like that. You'd just be like, oof, I hope not. I'm timeless. I remember when he tried to convince Gary on the Howard Stern show that he was lying about his age, making himself younger as a goof on Gary.

And he really thought he could spin the whole room into thinking this was not his own personal vanity. This was a goof on Gary. And he never let it go. And this is how he still lives his life. That's right I forgot. Yeah, he did get busted on Stern lying about his age He's like look at how stupid Gary is he thinks I'm younger when I tell everyone I'm younger What a fool how embarrassing for him and that goes back to

Chad zoom ox School of schooling people and centering John like lie lie lie lie lie and then someone repeats your lie to go ha ha you idiot You fell for that. I just didn't realize you're a pathological liar up won't be fooled again, right my bad. Well me once yes All right now Rob Saul gets a question about his Christmas plans I don't know a lot about Rob's personal life other than that he's a loser with no friends and Very little family. I think you just summed it up. I think I summed it up Nailed it. So he gets the question about his Christmas plans and he like John has these tells when it comes to him lying That are watch how Rob responds to this

What's your big plans for Christmas? I am going with out with some family and friends. I'm going to my family's and then I'm going one of my best friends. They consider me a part of their family. I'm going to their family Christmas party. I happen to have off Christmas this year and you know Family family I Am doing stuff that normal people do because I'm popular and I have friends and family and I'm itchy My face is itchy and I have to look over here over here But definitely not straight ahead I'm having family time with my friends family because they consider me to be family. What about you?

It sounds about right. I believe that. Okay. Vince, you see John's not up here right now. It's because he got another knock on the door. He's over talking to whoever's at the door for him. And Vince is just sending John drinks he hates Which is one of the things that Vince likes to do

Look, here's the problem. Vince is send me this shit, but he said he should I can't drink now Vince At least sent me send me a six pack of fucking Make a lot of ultra. I can't get this a lot is gonna make me puke And I really drink this because this is gonna be pukes already started drinking that He's got three drinks open right now, but he's already puked so So now he shows off Yeah, he's got the screwdriver smirnoff screwdriver thing that he's showing off to the cameras Like I can't drink this and then what do you think he's gonna do with that drink?

Hydrate he's gonna drink it Since since you can't see it on screen I gotta tell you I gotta pull up a super chat from Gino Bobina It's a pink one. It's a $50 one. Good! I say, go! Go, go! There's that cord. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! You ever see those guitars

who can grab a bottle and play like slide guitar with the beer bottle? They shred on it. John's able to drop a bottle and hit that cord. He's amazing. He hit that cord from across the room. He ruined the beer and the guitar. He's amazing you did that cord from across the room he ruined the beer and the guitar He's more upset about the beer I know So he goes I can't drink this stuff. He's already drinking the tomato thing and then he goes well

Let me try and cracks it open to start chucking it It's almost like you don't have discerning tastes Alright three more these but stop sending them after that take the crab juice I'm not sure how much of a joke that was. I'm not sure how much of a joke that was. I don't know. I'm not sure how much of a joke that was. I'm not sure how much of a joke that was. I'm not sure how much of a joke that was. I'm not sure how

much of a joke that was. I'm not sure how much of a joke that was. I'm not sure how much of a joke that was. I'm not sure how much of a joke that was. I can't wait to read He's so upfront about it. We were talking on point double point. None of these people like John, but He just can't wait to be like, hey, how about that? You don't have $50 tonight loser. Well, okay. Good point Since you brought that up and actually our buddy Cardiff is here card of my say some insights I don't know if he's ever studied stuttering John before top Cardiff

Hello you had me at as soon as I heard capital I needed to jump on Is that how they say that in Minnesota Carter of course of course and and and there's many core there's many there's many Many scales you can't not play without a capo. Okay. Did I say that right? You'll have to tell me during the break which scales though I'm confused by that.

And in which clef you dumb fuck. You're right, you don't know anything. So John, this is later on in the show, but he puts up an insulting super chat. So this is like payback. They're battling super chats here. He puts up an insulting super chat. So this is like payback there. They're battling super chats here He puts up an insulting super chat about Rob But claims he's not sure if it's insult you're not like you can't read a sentence before putting it up on your show

Rob if I put up a super chat, it's not to hurt you in any way So I don't know what this is gonna say cool cut casting slobs souls podcast boys Thanks for letting us hit this climb with tomatoes Rob just so you know, there's no way I could possibly know this is something about So don't take offense if it happens to be insulting. Can you play the end of that? What does Rob say? Oh, I backed it up. Oh, all right. It's in all caps.

Yeah. What? It starts with slobs. Yeah, so we knew because the first word was slobs. We knew exactly what it was. You think it's fooled when it's at the end. So he was letting him know ahead of time. So I don't know what this is going to say. Kuka casting slobs, souls, podcasts, boys,

and thanks for letting us hit this clown with tomatoes. Cool cut casting. You're a fucking loser that just pays money. And you're like, I'm throwing my pennies and people. Now you're losers. Who knew he was going to come a loser? I wasn't prepared for that. I was gonna create a Rob Saul game,

like how he responds to things, but all the answers were losers. There was nothing, there was no way to fool you. Yeah, he really is a one trick pony when it comes to this stuff. And I can't think of someone who's more down on their luck than Rob Saul in his Forever 21 shirt, getting wasted on the internet with Nasty Ne Neil and stuttering John Melendez. Is there a bottom lower than this?

He was on win by two the other day, okay, and I guess he was went by to use a zoom or something and he couldn't he didn't have his green screens Oh, like a stringer green screens So he just had a green like the green fabric behind him Yeah, and it just made him like at least the background he has there makes him almost look like he's somebody but when he's just Performing or talking in front of a green sheet. He looks even more pathetic. We talked about Christian looks right now.

What a loser. No, I look cool. That's the difference between me and Rob. So we we do talk about wanting to see John's house and what it all looks like. Rob's place would be fascinating as well. I could only imagine what that place is like, because you're right, Carter, if he's got that one of his green screens

is that recording studio with that sick board and drum room and everything, and you're like, wow, this guy owns a multi-million dollar studio. This guy can play a scale. This guy doesn't play a scale, he's got the road caster in front of him, he knows what he's doing. I would love to see what reality looks like.

Kind of like how we're seeing John's reality with the empty closet behind them Why not close the doors? You're gonna have an empty closet You'd have to move the boxes out of the way Carl. You're right, and he's got his guitars lined up right there He wants to show off those Sweet guitars. I'm sure they all have new strings on them, too You'll see later on that Vince asked John about something about his underwear and he goes oh this is the kind I wear and he didn't even have to leave frame he just reached down pulled right up had underwear at the

ready so I want to see what's going on below there and I want to see not just Rob's place but his neighbors I want to see that complex there and how they're all living together yeah cuz that neighbor who came over for a $20 bill so he could make a beer run And Rob had the most specific All time it was two drinks. I'd never heard of in a size. I didn't know existed He goes to get yourself something nice, too I hate the burst your bubble. It's Rob's roommate. Oh, it's Rob's roommate. It's Rob's room. Oh no shit Podcasts in his living room with roommates. He has roommates for sure. He's had people walk in on his show rather than once

There's no way people are just walking into his they live in the house with Apartment. Yeah, that's a that's a good point What are the odds at some kind of group home set up? Mmm interesting wouldn't put it he drinks too much now. Never mind. He does own the place He's talking about that. We all know the bankruptcy. He does own the place, but I think you have to bring in some Right to bring in some some borders as they would call them Okay, the bills. Okay, so there's a super chat that comes up about John's relationship with his children.

And I think it's odd that this is why he won't ask that question. I, you know what, I'm not even gonna answer this one because it's only $2. You gotta leave me more money, $2. John, honest answer, last time you sold each child. John's not gonna want to answer that. And yeah, not for two dollars. He's not gonna want to answer that. I mean five or maybe he would. John's up at the door right now talking to the next delivery guy. And so that's

why Rob's putting this out. Exactly. He's taking a moment out to insult him. Correct. Yeah. So he's like, yeah, he's not gonna want to answer this. And for $2, what price can you put on John's dignity? I'd love to know. And I'm not gonna force them on my show for $2, you know? And who cares? Like, why do you care his relationship with his children? Yeah. Do you get that that like why people are so obsessed no no no relationship with our kid yeah I don't know I can hear John talking to someone else in the background trying to spy in all right so at least nasty Neil understands shut the fuck up Rob We can hear job the delivery person at the door the most interesting part of the show

And John's interacting with these people who are delivering free booze from Vince But I like that Rob and I'll open it up to the group here in a good group Do you guys know why people would want to know the answer to ones the last time John has spoken with any of his children? See was I Think it's because he talks about what a great parent he yes because he lies about it I'm yeah, if John came out and just what I wish I had a better relationship with my kids We'd all be like oh that sucks. We'd feel bad for the guy. Yeah yeah it's always because he likes why do you think Cardiff outed John for zoom courting from his second grade classroom because he said he was at an ad agency eating prime rib for lunch every day at 9 a.m. that's

why we're interested in it also brags about being a great teacher. Yes. I've said it many times, but I'll just say it again. We've clowned Opie for endless hours and I've never cared about what his personal life is like. I don't think he's lying to us about anything. I think he does have that really nice apartment in Manhattan and then other house that's on the beach and probably another place in Philly. I believe those three things. I believe those three things. I think he didn't pay for parking in the garage. And so he had to move his car once a week I believe the street sweeper. I do believe that doggy really does like him. I don't know about anybody else Relationship honestly

But that's the reason I think what we're seeing is it's the same thing as when he was on the Howard Stern show Explaining to Gary that he's younger than he really is and that it's a goof on Gary. That's the noble cause. That's what we're all here to do, right, Howard? We're all here to goof on Gary. So that's a holy thing. I can do anything in the name of that.

John, all of these lies that were just listed that you have admitted are lies, you will say they were lies to protect the children. Maybe. Why do they also have to be lies that make you look good? Do you understand that's the part we're interested in? We're not interested in the children part. We're interested in the part of you that says, I have to protect children by looking like

a monopoly billionaire with a monocle. And you know, that's what we're taking down. It's not the kids. Maybe if your lies didn't have to make you look like some kind of superhero in every single telling, even a substitute teaching gig has to be like lean on me and you're like shoeless Joe, it's just stop, just stop. But that really is what it comes down to.

When I had my one-on-one with John over a year ago I Told him I go I understand you want to protect the kids But why did to make up the you're working for a trivia app? And why did you say you bought a five-bedroom house in New Mexico? Like you're making up these lies that make people want to dig in and see what you're lying about Rather than just say guy every day job is on your business No, I work in an ad agency to be fair. Those lies did make Gary delabatte look really stupid.

So okay. And again to be fair, I wasn't spying on his zoom court to find out if he was substitute teaching that just happened. Nobody expected that to happen. That's why it was a big story that broke. Yes, correct. And Rob would be like, well, I don't him care if he substitute teaching cuz he was lying about it He thought he was ready to get an ad for the Super Bowl

No one bought it for a second John if you really want to protect the kids or your kids when somebody says John are you teaching say no I work at the DMV. Yes Just kind of end job. Yeah, right. Yeah, there's nothing else to say It's the fact that you're living a madman fantasy that makes people have some follow-up questions. Yes The fact that you're unemployed boy and have a six-figure job. It's like wait a second And just to bring this back to Rob Can we point out that you know because I normally listen to these shows and I did listen to this one

I didn't watch I wasn't aware that there was this like, Louis C.K.'s slower younger brother dressed as an elf just not saying a word for a full hour at a time until John leaves and now it's his turn to not listen to Rob and to interrupt him and to tell him you're doing the wrong thing. Can we please just listen to the door? Yes. And thank you, Nasty Neil, for pointing that out. Now, Neil's a little different than John and Rob, in that he's sober. How he puts up with this, I have no idea. Reminds me of when DG and John did that drunk show with Joey C. Oh yeah.

And Joey C. was sober. Why are you talking to these guys still? Aren't you annoyed? Because I would be so John comes back from arguing with the person at the door and Tells us that he's not sure who's in whose head when it comes to his relationship was a VTM That fucking dwarf is probably drinking you know what that

dwarf thought? He thought my pit that I did is what was hysterical and now he's rewarding me. What'd he think? He thinks he's in my head. I'm in his head too. That's what it was. He loved that dwarf pit and now he's gonna keep on hurting me **** John thinks he's being rewarded for good bits and that's why and I don't know if John really thinks this. I don't know what John

thinks. Honestly, I'm not going to be like Aaron Emholt claiming that I can think like myself. I had to click other people II don't know but John is constantly claiming that he's entertaining to Vince and his Vince's kids love him and he knows that he's killing it and

Vince the other person hangs out with as much as John is high-pitch Eric Vince sees John as a whack-packer that he can clown non-stop That's it. That's that's the Beginning and that's everything you need to know about their relationship. And John with the deliveries is like Homer saying, I don't need your money as he puts the check in his pocket. Normally people don't take the money when they say that. Yeah.

Because that's a stance he has to take if he's going to accept this from someone who's clowning him openly. Right. I'm not sure who's in who's head, OK. So now John gets mad at Rob because Rob's got too many super chats more than John has even though Rob has like five viewers, but everyone's super chatting them. John's not getting any super chats. So he has to shut it down. See, I thought we were just gonna have a conversation, man. I thought we're gonna talk and then watch what John doesn't immediately after he shuts that down. immediately after he shuts that down. But I'm saying, you're reading, I wanted to ask, you know, really, you know, you know,

in questions, talk without these stupid super chats. I don't really put, not stupid, I appreciate all of you. Yeah, of course. But I don't want to like get to affect my train of thought. Paul LeBurr, skill. He goes, Rob, stop reading these super chats. You're getting me off track. All right, let's get back to my super chats now. Get that stupid $50 super chat off the screen. Polar Bear, $199. Go. That's it. He doesn't read. We've seen videos of like children

under five, you know, under three, you know, somebody else gets a toy and they just give me the toy. They can't have it, they can't rest. They have to blow out the candles. They can't do it. And that's him. And he does a little more advanced trickery, but it's the same thing.

He is incapable of being happy for anyone or ever seeing that if money were to be hitting those around you That means it could hit you at some point. You want to support this? We're not looking for a desert He truly it's not enough for him to have anything We also cannot have he can't stand it and we've literally watched him tell clay Dabler to shut up so he can read super Yes all the time his guests. Yes, all the time. But his guests. Yes. His guests be damned. But, oh.

Adam, you just reminded me of one of my favorite moments ever in the Dabbleverse was, and Shuli and Chad were working together. It was right after John came back, and John's on with Chad, and Chad puts his Venmo out there, and all of a sudden all this money's coming into Chad and Chad puts his Venmo out there. And all of a sudden, all this money's coming into Chad's Venmo. And they were even doing photo shops of what Venmo deposits would look like and sending them to Chad.

So Chad's showing this guy, he's like, holy shit, another 300 bucks, John. And John's face just goes, well, you know, you could probably share some of that with me, you know. Like he got so upset the Chad was making Money on that. It was one of the best trolls ever that pisses off John to no end someone else You know how you know how we know that on this day that we're watching John's upset that Rob Saul's making so much money in super chats

He's upset because he says no Rob. I'm happy for you that you're making so much money. That's the tell that it's like, oh, he's furious. Yeah, he's not happy for anyone, ever. No, there's no way. Unless he can take credit for it. He's happy that his son went to Harvard because his dad was so brilliant. You know what I mean? Like, it always comes back to him.

It's never just like, man, that kid's been through a lot. It's amazing. I hope he has a great life. It's always a reflection of him and what he did to have that happen. Even when he's talking about Howard Stern, this was happening just recently this week, where he's talking about the Howard Stern show

and how much better it was when he was on the show. I think, might've been Clay Dabler was asking, what do you think, some people say that the arty years were better after you left? Just no one thinks that like no actually I do personally I definitely think yeah when they went to serious yes when they went to satellite that show changed it Took out a whole new life. It was amazing, but it's so reflexive in his behavior He cannot cannot just ditch out a out a compliment and leave it there. No, he can't say anything. He can't do a He can't do a movie quote and say wasn't that great movie? No, it's like did you enjoy how I did that quote?

Isn't that amazing? I remembered it word-for-word. Mm-hmm. Yeah every fucking thing. Well speaking of that John is Quizzing nasty Neil up nasty Neil was on this show talking about he's into horror movies I think he makes or produces independent movies. He has a horror movie podcast He's a horror movie podcast so he's always talking your head or some shit. Yeah. Yeah, so he's really into movies so John quizzes Mm-hmm nasty Nate here Or nice Neil Who's the bigger fool the fool or the fool that follows? Oh, that's an age-old question I think I would have to go with the fool that follows the fool

No, who said it? Oh who said it? Oh you You're I thought you're asking That's why you're not allowed to I'm not I'm not positive what movie that can mean He already told Rob so this is the one piece of trivia he has in his brain Right now that he can use it's a famous line from the original Star Wars At least he went deep and really obscure. No wonder that Neil didn't know it. That's not on Neil. But that is Chris, I think that's what was happening.

I think this guy's a movie buff who talks movies all day long. I think this was such an obvious question that he was like taking it as an actual question. Like, are you asking me if I can handle the truth like Like and I think when you hear Star Wars would be like, oh right like I wasn't even yeah I'm we don't talk about Star Wars on my podcast. We talk about like, yeah, you know, that's what I we go deeper John, are you calling me a fool? Are you the fool? What do you yeah? That's what I we go a little deeper John. Are you calling me a fool? Are you the fool? What do you yeah? Cardiff if you ever bring back the who said it gave you got to pull that drop on it. Yeah, I need that

By the way Adam Bush Fork has a little bit of foresight in today's game with you can't handle the truth. Oh shit. All right Yeah, John throws that line around in today's episode nice, but Adam Bush I have a question for you Luke. I am your father First of all my name is not Luke Right that is true is it from a musical Okay, the clip girl. Let's get it handle the truth. Let's get into John playing the hand trumpet, something he's very proud of.

Again, going back to how talented he is as a musician. No one has came to understand the talent of doing that. Like I'm one hand, right? You know, I use the two for like, you know, like a Muslims or, but here, I'm Muslim. It's called the mute. It's not going to be good. Cause my hands are wet anyway. That's why. Nothing is better than calling your shot like a Babe Ruth had struck out after pointing the left field

There's nothing funnier than that right there. He's like people don't realize how fucking scary tales and I have to go My heads are wet from doing that so stupid So John thinks that he has this unique talent that nobody else has. Someone sent this to me to play on, who are these socials? I'm not sure if we have played it or not, but it fits into this context pretty well. Check out this chick. She's pretty fucking impressive. I would start a horn section with her I don't know if the others would be offended by that or not, but Sounds great Much better than Johnny when you use a glass as a muzzle

But the whole point is it's not supposed to actually sound like a trumpet. That's why my better Lady K. My bad. Yes. I'm sure he'd have a reason why his is better than that. This is so they're reading super chats back and forth. They're simulcasting. They're both on their own channels doing this and a brilliant idea is thrown out.

I think we can do a thing here, Rob. We can go, uh, super chat point super chat. That'll be a new show on the, uh, same does the network. I'm a super chat and you can Venmo me a heady verse. I'll read them. I like that. That's the deal. Get to that. The idea is just just like I can also be taking your money

Yeah, guys now my favorite part about that clip is its Point counterpoint it's not counterpoint counters at zero point zero They're like give me super chat point super chat. You don't understand how this phrase works the reason why it's a point dabble point is The point to go on the either end It's a discussion people making point. Can you slow down with that explanation hold on what I know What I'm going to over explain it. I think I might have to call you out on that one Carl. Please do

think you're hypocritical Okay, fair enough got you there. No John's being honest about what he wants. He does not want any counterpoints He just wants people to agree with him. He's not looking for the other side So why request it super chat points super Jenna? I'm tuning in for that show. It sounds amazing. Can we super chat it? Oh, yeah, we accept super chats cool Sounds good. All right now penis wrinkle gets into the mix here on the super chats and penis wrinkle Has some opinions on rob saw And maybe what rob is up to and rob doesn't like it

I know a pill head. Nah when I see one This it says I know a pill head nod when I see when of them. It is. It says, I know a pillhead nod when I see one, Rob's a fiend. And Rob does. His head motions and I said this before, I was going back and watching an old episode where it was like Rob and Bob Levy or something from a few years ago. He was not like that. This is all new behavior that's going on. And it gets crazier the later it is in the day that he's streaming

I can't wait This guy is penis wrinkle. Why don't you just shut why don't you I mean you have To me I've just I I implore you to come to my face and say it but you won't because you're a pussy and look At you. You're hiding behind a Tim Curry Pennywise Why is that always the move so someone says dude you seem like a pillhead I could tell by the way You're nodding your head all around Rob's responses and not his head all over the place and then say why don't you? Punch me in the face. Yeah, because I'm on the internet. So are you idiot?

Because no one's looking to fight anyone fucking a graphic you're a loser you're a fucking loser yeah I get it you can look up people's information look up my information come to me and find me didn't penis fricking say anything about his information or looking up this information. He just said it seems like you're maybe on pills you Contact with this entire side of the room right like he can't even look in that direction And it only happens when somebody accuses him of being inebriated suddenly. He is Exactly exactly I'm not a deep read, what do you mean? Exactly. Exactly. What Rob was referring to though was

Penis Wrinkle was the one that broke the Rob Saul bankruptcy story. Oh, okay, well that was an important story. It was. That was an important story only because, they'll be like, why do you care if he had a bankruptcy? Because he calls everyone a loser. That's what makes it interesting. When someone goes around

saying everyone else is a loser, you find out that they're a loser, you's what makes it interesting when someone goes around saying that everyone else is a loser you fight Out that they're a loser. Well, that's interesting. That's People that are accusing everybody else of you know, you're inside their heads You're having a conversation with him right now that needed explanation to the audience Because you don't care if we understand you're just fighting a battle and having a conversation with ghost people who are joking with you and john is at first proud of his boy and then slowly disgusted the fact that i know all these facts means i'm a loser i agree with that penis wrinkle his only job is to get a rise out of people and then they do just that all the time rob goes out and say

that he has him blocked and so it's like yeah That's what he's trying to do is fuck with you you idiot He has a lawyer involved with penis wrinkle. Oh, I thought the lawyers with Kevin Brennan. No he's the sky I believe he's discussed penis wrinkle as well with his lawyer I Guess penis wrinkle be super chedded a dollar 99 anytime soon Legal fees I hope that that court hearing is actually also streamed on zoom penis wrinkle will be super chanting $1.99 anytime soon. Not just based on his legal fees. I hope that that court hearing is actually also

streamed on Zoom. The state of New Jersey versus penis wrinkle 12. Yes. Penis wrinkle, is that a second creator behind you? Nasty Neil might point out that it's the old Tim Curry hit, not the current one. That's something to talk about. All you can do is make fun of his avatar.

You should know that. People's information, look up my information. Come to me and find me. You seem to be so... You ever stop and think like I'm yelling at a guy named penis wrinkle? Yeah, I mean, all I'm saying is, you know, this guy's such a tough guy, come say it to me.

I'm more than willing to hear you out because you seem to have such an issue with me that I would love to hear you out face to face, you pussy. Let's see. No one's got Rob's back, which is great. Even amongst friends, it was like, all back, which is great even amongst friends. It's like all right you done moving on Rob I also make fun of you on the internet It's not because I'm a tough guy it's not because I want to meet you face to face and explain this shit to you

I'd rather talk to a larger audience than just you Explain that you suck. I hate that thing or just like oh you think you're a tough guy penis Wrinkles never claimed to be a tough guy no His name is penis wrinkle and the way John just glazes over and he's like yeah welcome to my world. Yeah, right Why you get so worked up you idiot? This is why you get clouded on the internet so John Is so fucked up at this point That he brags he's able to read a super chat and then Rob does something I've

never seen anything like this before this is wild great shows this is the normal night John getting shit face and black cat alone really sad man Rob nice eyeliner and the shaky just do it yeah oh you're so funny fella oh like if I was that fucked up can I have read that? Very very well said I plus I guess I guess that's the case closed motion. It means a lot of different things to job. It's like a lo-ha But that was case closed I read a super chat how fucked up can I possibly be now watch what Rob does here? Cuz I always say that John's a six-year-old child and that's I explains all his behavior watch this Or and you're here with the two of us again me. I'm I'm a guy from Star Trek

But again, all right Look at me. I'm pretty sure he said Star Trek to just They both gave him nothing which was great is amazing Star Trek Again me I'm I'm a guy from Star Trek Again me I'm I'm a guy from Star Trek By the way he gets criticized for wearing eyeliner and the first thing he does is cover up his eyes, yeah There's nothing to that loser wouldn't do that He's he's just he just he's reaching he got had some success with the truly costume Mm-hmm. He's like, let's see what other props like oh I've headphones

Vince the lawyers that was the best improv he's ever seen in his life Vince has ever seen in his life He's never lying and telling the opposite of the truth Now John gets a question here that he has to get he has to think quick Hey John's question with your credits, why do you think you haven't been able to find out the showbiz? When COVID happened, I was like, fuck it, no industry. So I decided to become a school teacher.

Sorry if that's not cool in your book, but to me, these children need schoolteachers. Did they not need schoolteachers before the quarantine? And he thought it up quick. Well, that's the thing. The idea that John hasn't tried to maintain his show business career is insane. And we've all watched him do this before he left LA. He's like, I got an audition and I'm going to get this gig

and I'm going to probably do this thing. And he's constantly talking about what he's going to do. And they're like, how come you never got any of these gigs? Like, cause I'd rather be a substitute school teacher. What part of that do you not understand? I just want to go ahead. You know what's still happening during, during the pandemic

voiceovers, podcasts, like you've done cartoons. You didn't have to stop being an artist. And they kids still needed help before this. Like just admit what's happening. Adam, you're on many, many other things. I was listening to comics talk about doing roofs and pool parties and houses. No one has a job in show business anymore

because of COVID. Nobody does. Well, it's funny you say that, Carl, because my wife hadn't, well, my wife's a television writer. She hadn't worked for all of 2019. And in July of 2020, she got hired on a TV show. And then when that one was over, she was hired on another show. She went for about three and a half years straight.

No, you're lying. You're lying. Because of COVID. There's no way that possibly happened. Are we all going to ignore the five-year gap between COVID and his last? Also a good point One waiting for the reboot of the arm wrestling league right still coming and I'm pretty sure It's mostly over. So why is he not working now? Why can't you supplement your income with some entertainment? You got a new job. You've been doing the entire time an entertainment gig. It's just not working for you, but you never stopped

Well, I can think of a subreddit. You don't read Rob if you think the pandemic is over Yes, that's a good point zero kov COVID community still keeping the dream alive that we should all be staying in our houses forever. John leaves the show and Rob reminds us that he can't talk so good. This is a guy who claims to be a broadcaster. not willing, uh, uh, to cater to people that, uh, are just, uh, people that, uh, you know, that haven't been good to me. And, uh, I don't know, uh, Neil, what, what am I trying to say?

I don't know either. I knew the one tried to say it. So I had to tell us, try talking while that dog's licking your taint, okay? He might be distracted. I couldn't imagine being that bad at talking and thinking I should be a talk show host This is like closing time at the bar. Hey Rob. You know Why don't you finish that up and get an uber? Don't think you're okay to do anything

So then Rob just gets up in the leaves and Nancy Neal's not really sure why Gina Bobina was asking earlier. What was my pornography of choice? What was it? See here, I don't know like I like 8-bit pornography, you know, so it looks like old NES Are you? Rob's just taking his date into the other room. Yeah, time to fuck the dog. OK. So this guy is going off on some weird thing about NES porn or something. And most of this show, especially when John leaves,

is them reading free chats and just trying to keep something going. They have no chemistry together. They have nothing to talk about. So they're just hoping that they can read a chat and come up with something. And so when Rob comes back, he can't explain why he just got up abruptly and was gone for minutes. Oh, here he is. Return. He is returned. See Gina,

but being hilarious. Santa's balls, uh, final boss has put Santa's balls with a bunch of smiley faces No, wow out there. That's in reference to maybe he's just happy about saying his balls Jay Warren, what do you think of Kelly Ruth Rutherford as an actor mushroom? That is honestly I I know bad sometimes with names Welcome back Rob, you okay? know bad sometimes with names. I mean, we want to read it Welcome back Rob. You okay? Yeah, I'm good. I You know dogs not Yeah, I'm just

Vince a lawyer have your address. Did he ever send you anything? Neil why did you bail out of that? Are you okay? Yeah, I'm good. I'm just you know Rob you kind of trailed off. I know but you know Okay, yeah, I'm fine. Just you know The dog you want He looks like he just saw body or Created a dead body and was now told to go back in the room, act like nothing happened and continue your podcast. That's what you just saw. He couldn't stop looking over there. He's not present. I know there are moments where I've had too much

to drink and I hear myself slurring a little bit and I'm like, oh shit, I sound like that. I think what we're seeing are large gaps where they have no idea and he is waking up kind of mid-sentence and going what were We talking about Neil and it's such a cycle of abuse the way John shits on him So he has to shit on Neil and it just goes round and round. Yeah, it's interesting to me I don't even have nightmares about being this bad because I know I can't possibly be this bad But he does this all the time where he gets way too wasted He can't talk normally but it's way too wasted, he can't talk normally, but he gets way too wasted and does these shit shows

that are this embarrassing, it would take one of those for me to never do it again. So he's not looking back at any of this when he's sober. Oh, he's never sober, is that what you're saying? I don't know, what's your take on this, Adam? You watched this episode. He's not, he's blackout, drunk, pills, whatever it is. But he's doing that on the internet.

I remember he privated this video. So he definitely was embarrassed by it. He has some awareness. He's done this a few times. He's had a few drunk episodes that get privated almost immediately. I've been watching some of them that just disappear as I'm watching them.

Yes. So I'm so glad I grabbed this at times. Thanks again to Peter Thrickel for giving me a heads up on this because yeah, this video is gone Which means that he still has at least an employer or one or two friends and family in his life that he doesn't want to See that because outside of that he keeps saying the word family, right? And he keeps coming back to John and John for whatever reason is a mentor or a bigger brother or a family figure. And John is showing him how to podcast. And Rob is doing everything John does from the losers to the attacking to the drunk.

And he's just following what has worked for this successful guy because he's found when he's out at the bar trying to talk to people and they say what do you do when He goes I do a podcast everything he says after that they stop listening But sometimes when he says and I do it with this guy from the Howard Stern show The ears just kind of perk up for a second and he doesn't want to lose that because it's all he's got and so he's willing To completely debase himself like a court jester who will be murdered at the King's Random whim any day now to you know get by and maybe get some super chats because there's no show he's there's no show here again Adam brilliant insight I didn't think about

this Rob used to do a show with Bob Bob Levy and he's had Anthony Cumi on his show and he's been able Cumi on his show and He's been able to say yeah, I was on radio as a broadcaster. I've done shows with this person that person He doesn't want to let go of that. So now he's down to Stuttering John and anyone who's not in the dabble verse Knows who stuttering John is and doesn't know how pathetic that is to be co-host with them. I Think you're on to something there, my friend. Any final thoughts on this? I know it was a marathon. We probably went way too long with this segment, but these clips are fascinating to me. Christian, anything you picked up on?

Well, I was just thinking that watching Rob, you know, the way that he keeps his eyes closed and, you know, he doesn't stop moving, you know, it's like for the most part, these things are fun. But then when you catch those glimpses of like, oh, there's a there's a real problem in this person's life, you know. And I mean, he's still a terrible broadcaster. So it's a person who I would believe that's true. Yeah. Well, yeah, he did. He did. He did. Definitely celebrate a miscarriage, right? So let's let's never forget that the the miscarriage of what would have been his only

child sibling Yes, right Yes, the worst things you could possibly think of about my wife and then goes I don't know why people don't like me I'm a very likable guy He's such a garbage human and I think if Michael J Fox watched like a minute of him, he would be like, could you just sit still? You're making me fucking nervous. The all new FanDuel Sportsbook and Casino is bringing you more action than ever.

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Yes. romantic experience like never before Yes Yes, it's your host right here Frenchie Hanna yes, yes Frenchie Hanna Just put something out that I have to share with you now this beginning is dick-pick is this is something that only Frenchie could pull off to start a show that to my knowledge was not live-streamed there's no reason for this to be part of the show welcome back to the Frenchies world yes it's me Frenchie and I'm back

at it again with another video a video for? A video for you guys. Yes, my videos will always be for you guys. So, you guys, oh, this brightness is really bright. Hold on. So, let me just explain that Frenchy is standing in front of a window with daylight coming through. So the backlighting is probably not great, but Fred is going to figure this out. Better? Can you see me? Come on and capture me. Boom. Okay. This is better.

So you guys, Oh my God. Stop. Hold on you guys and you move everything John's house Are you almost done in there I got the studio at four Are you almost done in there? I got the studio at four. Okay, so then we get drawn in a content house.

Yes. Oh my God. That's a great idea. Write that down, producer Chris. Settling John content house. The real world. I will message Chrissy Mayer after the show. Make that happen. Okay. so that's how this video starts with Frenchy deciding to change their position and move the ring light and everything around. But this is a big deal for me. I'm happy that I'm sharing this with good friends of mine right now. And I wanna thank my buddy, Adam Thoreau. So you guys, I wanna say happy birthday to Carla.

Yes, happy, happy birthday. Enjoy. Make this birthday your best and many, many more birthdays to come. Yes, I'm so excited for you to see another birthday. Yes. Happy birthday to you, Carla. Many, many many more

and I hope you succeed with your podcast and more successful things coming your way. Happy birthday, happy birthday Karla, happy birthday. So you guys, what I'm gonna be showing you guys is my 3000 calorie diet. Okay that doesn't sound great but thank you very much and the road for getting me a shout out on Frenchy show and it's let me know he goes car I know this is late I reached out to her months ago it's very difficult to get to do anything when she finally did it so fantastic. Thank you Adam If you've uh no one else knew the exact right gift to get me for my birthday

But Adam knew it and I appreciate that You'd almost think that Frenchie could have created that as a separate video or maybe just emailed it to Adam But no it's in the middle of her actual video Yeah, that's where that belongs. Yeah, the other thing I have this is so bizarre to me That's why that whole thing where Frenchie's not sure where to stand in the room Why was that left in the video? That's how much your birthday means in the first part So then I guess we talked about her 3,000 calorie diet and gym workout

Which is odd? I guess we talk about her 3000 calorie diet and gym workout, which is odd. It seems like too much to me. 3000 calories is just breakfast, right? Frenchie's not a fat person. Oh no, it's for me. But also, well, okay. Yes. For you, but also not like a super ripped buff person. Yeah, I don't, I can't make it out. I don't know what's going on 2024 is confusing for all of us right. It's not just me. I know I did like the fanny pack though That's a good accessory for a Frenchie. It's good All right on the last episode we played some song parodies People sent in some great Christmas song parodies course last year, last year we had the contest, we had some phenomenal

ones. And Mr. Magenta wanted to get in on the action before Christmas happened. And so this is a song called John's Last Christmas from Mr. Magenta. Last Christmas, I shit in your sheets The very next day, my son said he's gay This year, I'll die drinking beer And won't give gifts to my children So bloated with drunk lies Put on my girdle Pretend my body's nice

Tell me my kids Do you recognize me? Well, it's been ten years It doesn't surprise me You're a deadbeat Susanna used to say it Child support went to beer And coke I spent it

Wow, it's true What a fool I've been Child support went to beer and coke I spent it Wow it's true, what a fool I've been But time to get drunk now and fuck it all up again Last Christmas I prank called my mom The very next day I blamed Lady K This year, to save her from tears, I won't spill beer on the sofa. A face of a loser with a stroke in his heart. A man always yelling cause I am a retard.

Emma, retard, retard. Now I've found my real love, guess what? It's cause light again. Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I?

Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I?

Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? entries last year into the song parody contest and it's Christmas again so I thought why not revisit some of those songs that were just fantastic why play them just one time yeah what did you pick out Chris oh it was so hard to

narrow it down and mr. magenta made the top but let's let's do this little diddy that was actually a winner a co-winner because we had two winners Okay, this from ben hilton and this is stut chose coming to town in the style of bruce sprakes It's all cold down in rochester Winds whipping down a comedy at the carlson All you hotels ready for a drunken disgusted slob to stay at your establishment or what? Well that's not many, that's not many, Stutjo's in trouble out here. Well you

better use shout, you better use type, you better use bleach, I'm telling you why John will turn your bedsheets to brown John will turn your bedsheets to brown John will turn your bedsheets to brown He's taking a shit he ain't gonna wipe He's gonna leave you with some chocolatey stripes John will turn your bedsheets to brown John will turn your bedsheets to brown John will turn your bedsheets to brown He don't mind leaving skid marks He don't mind leaving stains

And if he keeps treating girls no good He's gonna end up accused of rape He's gonna end up accused of rape You better use shouts, you better use bleach, I'm telling you why. John will turn your bedsheets to brown. John will turn your bedsheets to brown. John will turn your bedsheets to brown. the blue brand. Oh, fantastic. Ben Hilton. It was just a year ago. We were all excited. John was coming to Rochester Sunday, March the

10th. That's right. You're still, uh it was still on the calendar at that time Christmas last year Wait was this before you wrote the classic shit in the sheets? Cardiff before you turned on him probably yes, I was still Yeah at that time that was a fantastic entry Just the Bruce Springsteen impression itself and the lyrics, everything about it, top notch. What else we got? I feel like we have to play the other winner,

which is amazing. This is Tony Musgrat featuring a certain someone or something. Y'all know that Opie has putrid skunk farts and Zumok fucks black men a real mud shark, but both of those losers are getting old So pull up some cat shit and breathe in some mold John Maland as the drunken fool

Grabs his sheets to wipe his stool Sexually aggressive when he's drunk W wiping off his hemorrhoid blood a stunt boy from Howard Stern a bloated drunk that'll never learn and now he's doxxing people too cause he's a piece of poop sometimes he's angry sometimes he's horny most days he's incoherent and if you're a woman in Kanoga Park there might be a disappearance. John Melendez, the fucking creep, he doesn't sleep on any sheets.

After admitting his hemorrhoid bleeds, he's not a human being. Wow! My name's Toogey, your Christmas pal. John's apartment scared off Hal. Bades himself in his shit canal. Eating cans of puppy chow. Here's a game I like to play. Call John's mom on Christmas Day. I'm just kidding, that's not fun.

She's the barest of her son. Whoa! Sometimes he's spitting. Sometimes he's farting, he's always fucking disgusting And when he's sitting home alone, he doesn't call his kids because they have no relationship Because they're embarrassed by him because he's a log cow on the internet And he doesn't pay his mortgage or his child support and he's gay John Melland is the fucking fucking prick his liver's brown and full of ick and before he melts away lady K is gonna pay

Wow that is a lot a classic yeah it's amazing legendary puppets kick-ass Great job by Tukey on that one What else you got? Oh? How they ever found instrumental tracks without the original chorus being sung in the background every time I thought that it was impossible to find right Yeah, no, that doesn't exist when judge does it. Yes Oh my gosh, I didn't played on this show when he was doing that song parody of What was the song? Yes

He went through that song four or five times throughout the show he kept coming back and performing it over and over again I just figured we could play it the one time and but I was listening to blind Mike on Sunday morning and He found doom made an edit of it where doom took the music out The one where he was getting drowned out by the chorus right and you could just hear John singing and he's still getting drowned out But you don't hear what he's getting drowned out by it's crazy All right Uh, alright. God, they're all so fucking good, but uh, we're gonna go to General GK with You're a Drunk One, the Grinch song. Oh yeah, nice.

You're a mean one, stuttering John. You really are a prick. You're despised by all your children, your only friends are at Pickwick. Stuttering John. Your jokes just plainly suck. You're the world's third worst comedian after Dat Fan and Zumaq, Stuttering John, you haven't made anyone laugh since Jackie Marling stopped writing your jokes. You're impulsive, Stuttering John. Your condo smells like shit.

Your disgusting odor's so bad it makes your roach roommates vomit Stuttering John Given the choice between living with you and suicide, I'd say Kumeya wears your gun You're a boozer Stuttering John Your liver's soon to burst. You bought the president, of course, his first three mansions with your thirst, stuttering John.

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote. Drink, drank, drunk, your delusional, st, drunk. You're delusional, stuttering John. Your head is up, your rear. Your ego is so big even blind Mike can see it clear, stuttering John. Your brain is an empty, muddled and confused mess, incapable of producing a coherent thought, much less speaking coherently.

You should run for president. Ouch. You're a loser. Stuttering John. You've tanked your whole career. Neither Howard or Jay Leno have returned your calls in years, stuttering John. You're a narcissistic, degenerate asshole.

And you are so ugly, you make Carl look hot. Dwight and Wynne. Ha, ha, ha. Uh, who was that again? Uh? General GK. General GK. Yes. Excellent job. Let's hear one more and then Christian Blatt has some stuff for us.

All right. To check out. Here's a nice short one that gets very special mention from Adam Thoreau just for the creativity of it, if not the Oz. Yes, I'll be unwrapping gifts on Christmas morning to that song. Thank God it's short, it gets a little disturbing after a while. It's a little off-putting, for sure. Well thanks again to everyone who participated last year and people who are sending in parody songs this year Fantastic job we always appreciate those

Because I'm a radio nerd Christian Blatt you asked to come on this show because you have something you have to get off your chest Yes, there's a Hey That's part of it. Yes, there's a. Stupid shirt. Hey. That's part of it. Yeah, you're absolutely right. But I didn't want you to think that Adam Theroux was the only one who realized just how important your birthday is

to you and how much you like to celebrate. So I do have some video celebrations of you. And the first one I went out and procured this, it is, I know, what a huge Star Wars fan you are. So I went and got this for you. Oh, I forgot you could do that too. Carl, this is so happy to be in here. It's a special day.

Lusa birthday. Happy birthday, Carl. Lusa celebrated L Lisa turning 47! Oh really really, that's a big number! Just like the number of times Lisa tripped over Lisa's feet! Hmm, so um Carl, Lisa lived by two scenes, huh? May the force be with you, sir maxi be the force. Well, that smells stinker

with and Lusa also live by the saying, just do it, do it, do it. I'm missing that dose. There's another minute and a half of this, but that's all I'm going to show. That's enough. Also, I'm 38 just so you know, but I only put that in there to make Gary look stupid. There's a lot of different ways to do cameos, but I don't know if having some dust off spray over your head with the laundry room clearly visible. I don't know if that really fits with the Jar Jar Binks character. Right, I don't remember that from the movies, yeah.

It must be the extended edition. So there was somebody on Cameo that I really wanted to get for you, but they were very expensive. So I came up with a creative way to try and have that person wish you well and share their thoughts for you. Uh, Baylin.

Hi, KB. What would you recommend is the best way for me to tell a man who is married to another woman that I am in love with him on his 47th birthday? Wow. Hi, KB. What would you recommend is the best way for me to tell a man who is married to another woman that I am in love with him on his 47th birthday. Who's 47? Chad's lips moving while KB is talking. He's trying to read it. Yeah. So, uh, KB is going to spend a lot of time trying to crack this super chat.

So it is Bailey's in love with me is what I'm reading here. Yeah. I, I paid for her to send the super chat to KB. I asked her to send it. Oh, so she doesn't his 47th birthday. No, no, no, she she didn't know how to tell you. She sent this chat to me got during the black cast and I was like, you know what, Baylin, let's figure out how to do this. Maybe KB will have some good advice. 47 on his 47th birthday. So she's in love with another woman. on his 47th birthday. So she's in love with another woman. No, no, he's the guy and he's going to be 47. I'm sorry. We were just watching, you know, drunk people for a very long time.

Drunk response. We've seen all show who's 47. That's the most irrelevant part of that sentence. What kind of response is that? What did you do with the groceries? Who's 40 I KB This way you look starting again. Hey, hi, KB. What would you what would you recommend? It's the best way for me to tell a man who is married to another woman that I'm in love with him on his phone I would get him like a cake I'm 49 For now, yeah, I would get a yeah, I'm 49. For now.

I would get a cake or like a stripper gram or something. Does this help? Yeah, I think that was good advice. No, I would text them. First of all, you don't have to, you know, if you tell them, if you're hot and you tell a man that you're in love with him, and even if he is married, I'm sure, you know, who knows, but you don't have to be cute. True. Just show up and tell him you want to have like crazy sex with them.

And and and you know, and again, he probably go, oh, how about my wife? She's like, well, she can come to I don't know. I feel like there's a bit. Is this Pat Dixon? Well, no, it's not Pat Dixon. But you did sniff out a bit and you would just rather have the cake, Carl, right? You don't want her to show up and just have crazy sex with you. The cake would actually probably be the best move. Yes. I just want the cake. I don't want to have crazy sex with a young, attractive woman

with big tits. Yeah. Uh, this, uh, took up, uh, on and off a better part of about 20 minutes of their show. And don't worry. I'm not playing. They were this perplexed over this $5 super chat. They kept going back to it. Okay. If it's you, why are you hooking up with a 47 year old who's married? Just get, just get a guy who's get, you can go get anybody you want. You get Derek Jeter. Maybe it's Germanic. Derek Jeter's wife. I don't like Derek Jeter's wife. I think she's a kind of, she actually looks like his sistereter's wife. I think she's a kind of His sister which is weird. Maybe it's germane debris. He went back Guy, he tried that twice the germane Dupree didn't didn't land but he's like, that's alright. KB just must have missed it. Let me get it

Is that it? Yeah, I don't think so. I'm like obsessed with this. I want to crack this case. I want to zoom in on her see what she's wearing a Maybe she's maybe she got raped at Duke remember that the lacrosse team they yeah Yeah, remember that that's probably what happened right? Good comedy instincts right there from Kevin Brennan the one thing I know about Duke is that gang rape Chad goes yeah Right, but it's probably pretty high up in his comedy rolodex How do they not know world famous TLC reality show star Balen Dupree Saying this but they're not creeps car Agree to disagree I think they're not creeps car agree to disagree. I think they're both creeps.

Uh, okay. Bail and debris. I don't know. Listen, I don't know. I don't know. If you look like this, I wouldn't worry about anything. If this is fake. I mean, like again, Gustav did not look like his picture, uh, flimsy Greenberg looked like andy cohen or is that his name so i don't i you know His his films and greenberg picture of andy cohen Don't look like he's got a long beard like he's a sure enough the next one I so i got alright i like that we're watching kevin brennan work out in real time that sometimes People's avatars are not what they actually look like he He's like, well, hold on a second. There's been a few examples where these people

aren't actually the people that are in the photos. He's only been doing this a few years. When they're chatting with us, I can think of this example and this example. Yeah, if we had been doing this show live, there's a chance that Balin might have chatted during this show, but we'll just have to look at, KB's really trying to figure out who it is though.

It's like he's like, I'm gonna get to it. So I don't, you know, his film St. Greenberg, look his picture of any Cohen and he's done look like he's got a long beard like he's a shoe Lee or something. So I can't keep it straight. But if this is real, I wish you I wish you the best is a rate of Edo. No, he's 50.

I'm trying to figure out who might be 41. Yeah, so apparently it's, is it Ray DeVito? And I don't think Ray has it in him to put this together. Oh, so yeah, my buddy Liam McEnany comes in and basically ruins the fun that I'm having. Thanks, Liam. Thanks for that. Look up Baelin. Well, so that's day twice says look up Balin to pre dumb.

Say it is a bit. Nothing gets past you. Uh, Balin is a famous Tourette's tick tocker. That's why I asked. I figured it was a Pat Dixon bit. I'm insulted that you thought that this was Pat Dixon. Okay, so she spent $5 on this. I appreciate it.

Okay. I don't know. Like I hate when people like you can't keep up with everything. Yeah, we're supposed to know tick tockers now. And then it's a really short one. This is the way that the bit fight really was 20 minutes of time. And the thing that worked for me is that KB got scared and took this episode down because Chad was on it.

So I knew there was very little chance anybody was going to actually see it. I can't even count. Even I got to know I got to look up who's famous on TikTok. Can I just do my show? No, no. What is the show? You guys are doing 20 minutes because you have nothing else to talk about on the dumb Bailin de Prie bit that Christian Black got way more mileage out of than he ever could have imagined. Well yeah I'm glad you pointed that out because the simple fact is I was gonna do this on a number of shows because I thought I'd maybe get a minute out of it. I was ready to do it. This is how Christmas bonuses are had at the W a T and lost this right here.

This is well this guy's going above and beyond. I already spent my bonus on this. Jar Jar Binks wasn't free reinvested it. I only went one other place where I actually tried this and I I'm glad Cardiff's here because I have a game that goes along with it. Oh, great. Okay. And failing to free with $5 says Aaron, what would you recommend is the best way for me to tell a man who is married to another woman that I am in love with him on his 47th birthday? That's an oddly specific question. So I want to play a game called what does Aaron say next? Okay. Number one, a blowjob. B. By any chance is he married to a lawyer? Next, PayPal, Venmo, Streamlabs, Superchats,

Memberships, Gifted Memberships, and Rumble Rants. Four, have you tried talking to him? And lastly, cocaine. Does anybody have any ideas where Aaron might have gone with this. What was be again? By any chance he married to a lawyer that I'm going with With B because Aaron just likes everything. It's his little dumb world Cardiff I'd like you to go next because you don't usually get to play the games. I'm gonna take for Christian Okay, have you tried talking to him producer Chris any thoughts? I went lastly cocaine It's never a bad bad guess when it comes to Aaron Emholt and now Rob's Rob saw him my apologies You guys are gonna look back and notice that Christians been calling me Rob for about an hour and a half now

No one is correct in him, and I won't I'm just gonna let him keep going. I'm actually very flattered. I Can't look you in the eye Interest Rob shut up and just answer the question Let's see if he's right. And failing to pre with $5 says Aaron, what would you recommend is the best way for me to tell a man who is married to another woman that I am in love with him on his 47th birthday? That's an oddly specific question. Cocaine. Well done. Sometimes the answer is the most. Oh, wait, there's a little bit here. So oddly, a generic answer. Yeah. I just, I'm trying to help. Could be

for anybody. We are 30 bucks away from today. We're right there. If you want to finish it off, go ahead. Oh, thank you to a train also for the dollar. We got this 68 cents. Thank you to A train for the dollar. And I have a big finish, Carl. Don't worry, steel tow is not where I'm gonna end this. Settle in. I definitely got my money's worth on my actual gift to you.

Oh wow. So this is where the fun begins. Yes, Carl, the song is for you. It's from your good friends, Christian and Eric. So here we go. Eric had nothing to do with this. Yeah. I love a parade. A is for all the kindness that you give. A is for all the amazing things that you've accomplished. R is for being a really great friend.

L is for all the love in your life. Carl, you're one of a kind. Definitely. Carl's just a simple man trying to make his way in the universe. Carl's a go-getter on the job. He certainly ain't. Urging everyone to just do it. Never ever quit. Just like the rest of us. Carl enjoys the Star Wars prequel.

I gotta pause it for a second. I may have told everyone that I Star Wars prequel I may have used the phrase Carl loves the Star Wars prequels because those are the only good ones The Phantom Menace attack of the clothes revenge of the stairs are things that bring him joy. Those are the prequels. Relaxing at home, Carl knows that he will always win. He enjoys practicing the mandolin. That's true. Great instrument, by the way. It is.

Ah! Now kickin' back and sippin' on the light beer. There is nothing to fear. She got you! After all, fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. And Carl wants none of that. It's from Star Wars, nasty nail, you dumb fuck. To some instrumental surf rock. Relaxing and just chilling. I'm glad you asked.? That's the interesting part. I'm glad you asked.

I spent $15 on Jar Jar Binks. This was $10. She did all this for $10? Yeah, and there's like 40 more seconds, Cardiff. Jesus Christ. It's $5 a note. You paid for two notes. Yeah.

Hey, hey. But sometimes in life, you need a nap. It's a difficult scale. You need a nap. Carl deserves all that for all the work that he does. He gets things done in a snap. It stinks! But not like Thanos.

I did not mention the Avengers. I didn't put any superhero bullshit in there. That's all on her. Christine Nolten thought like, oh, I'm going to make a Thanos reference. I love it. Hey, the force be with you, Carl. And hit that last chord. Now. That's fascinating, please go on. So, Adam, I was thinking the same thing. She doesn't know what melody is. No. She has no idea.

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. You have to sing along to the roots. It's like when you see like ancient religions and they're droning in a language you don't understand and you know it means something to them, but to us it's just very repetitive Christian I think what Carl's trying to say is thank you very much yeah I've seen so many videos you've played of her I've never seen her this made up like this is the

the most present yeah she's definitely making sure you notice the cleavage car well I don't think that Baileyupree was actually excited about me and why didn't they get with me, but I do think I have a chance with Christine Nolten that she wrote, so that's pretty sweet. And Jar Jar would definitely do some mouth stuff. Christian, thank you so much, buddy. Oh, of course. I appreciate it.

I spent $30. It was money well spent. It was money well spent. But Bailey, Baylin was $130 and I'm like, I can't justify that. It's not going to be a good enough bit to spend that much on Bailey. No, not unless she starts swearing again. Yeah, that would be that. I'm only paying 130 if you're back to cut nuggets.

All I got this There it is John singing the sexy happy birthday song is It's one of those things that You can't comprehend why he would think that that was entertaining for anyone. I couldn't catch it. I couldn't catch it today. What song did he say sung to keep me near to fall asleep? I haven't. Lead on.

Oh, okay. Who's that by? Let's get into this real quick. This is John. I know we're running late. I apologize. If you guys can hang, I hope you can. If you can't, I understand.

We have to talk about John with Vince the lawyer here. Two freshly cracked eggs any way you like them. Three strips of naturally smoked bacon and a side of toast. Only six dollars at A&W's in Ontario. Experience A&W's classic breakfast on now. Dine in only until 11 a.m. Gagia All right. This is questions about Kate's place because John spent the night over at Kate's apartment and Vince is gonna get to the bottom of this. Go back then.

You went to Kate's house after the strip club, right? Kate's apartment. Kate's apartment. When you got there, did you recognize that you had your phone? That's when I knew I lost it. As soon as you got there? did you recognize that you had your phone? That's when I knew I lost. As soon as you got there? Some point when we were not really related, but what happened when you got back to Kate's house apartment?

We we we went to bed. You went right. Said the guy telling the truth. We we went to that's what people do when they're hooking up right they go to bed yeah right to the bedroom pretty much I mean I can't remember if we had some wine but I think it went straight to bed it was late what what time about I'll be like one or two in the morning. Okay. Yeah, yeah, the tell right there, probably about one or two in the morning.

And I don't even know what parts of these are the lie, I just know it's all a lie. Like I know he did spend the night at Kate's apartment. That part we know is true. Also, John, if you're gonna have the filter on like 95% on other streams, you can't just not have the filter the next day. It makes it seem like you're being dishonest.

And outside of the filter, I love just the joy and light we'd never seen before that was in his eyes when he was relaying the story to Clay. Even Clay was like, I've never seen you this happy ever about anything. And it took about how many hours for this To return the L in the forehead the absolute just fear Paranoia tension it's just that's how long it lasted you can give him the greatest gift in the world

It'll last about 24 hours before misery sets in again and let's remember we witnessed him Finding out his son got into Harvard, right? Yes. Oh my god but I don't know why John thought he could come up with this lie about hooking up with kate and it wouldn't lead to this specifically props to vtm For interrogating him and john Has no answers for any of this stuff and that's why he

looks so miserable right here because he's like oh fuck I am being found out right now now you had said something about her bed being I'm not talking about that please give me a favor some things I tell you privately anything that I've told you that's private please can we keep it that way? Well, we really, why does he keep stepping on this specific rake? This rake is right outside of his doorstep and he just steps on it every day. Why does he send details, personal details to Vince and then is surprised when Vince brings it up? So what Vince is referring to here is the fact that John said Kate's bed didn't have any sheets on it and had blood stains on it and it was just a mattress on the floor and

So this is what Vince is referring to and now just like that's listen I'm gonna pretend I bagged this girl, but I want to embarrass her Carl when I think about the stories He's told us about his kids and the things he's admitted that even have nothing to do with him that's just like hey my kid did this yeah let me just share something about them and the effort he's putting into protecting Kate like he normally lets Vince at least finish while he does his blah blah blah blah now he is shutting him up he's like you don't fuck with this interest is

not about super chats. This is true Chats, let's see if you read super chats from a character called Kate's bloody mattress on the floor Yeah, you won't rush through it even the $10 was even the 999 ones he won't maybe Yeah, sure. No problem. I don't think we talked about No no no, I don't want to Alright, fair enough. Did you hook up with her? Anything I told you that was something that I don't know, I was out of it John Alright, please don't, alright

Anything I told you before I'm asking you the questions, did you hook up with her? But anything I told you on the phone, like that I told you like When I was at the Verizon store, please let's just keep that confidential for right now Alright, I will just ask questions. That's why I called you before, because I knew you were going to do shit like this. I don't want anything revealed about anything that I told you. Well, I got some more information from this person, and I'm going to ask you about it.

Hopefully we can figure out exactly what happened. So after you left the street, we went back to Kate's house. Did you hook up with her at her house? Good question. See, now look, this is baby fatso just Just tweeted this out Wait, there's a tweet from chan. Well, then don't answer the question. Let's get right onto that This is such an obvious tactic

that john's trying to Utilize here and I love that vince said, uh, I I was out of it Nothing you can say because he knows that's John's excuse for Everything I was half in the bag. I'm not responsible for anything. I say or do so you accused me of something I was out of it. What are you gonna say? Yeah? Get this tweet over the stuttering John. I know you're gonna go into the police to file a report today. Can you let them know? Pinky and I not just one but two PIs Yeah, John, I don't get distracted by them. So far they have nothing to do with this.

You're at Kate's house, her apartment. Did you look up with her there? Good question. Still a good question. It doesn't matter, Vince. Why do you care? Well, I'm just kidding. Because I'm a Yentian.

OK, let me explain this to John yet again. The reason why we care is because you're implying that you did and It's a shitty thing to do to hang out with a chick that everyone knows who she is She's a part of the dabble verse. She has an internet presence or had and for John to say Yeah, we had a great time I spent the night didn't leave till until the afternoon, the next day. All these things are. John, put your eyebrows down.

Yeah, right. He's like, Milhouse. All these things are implying that he slept with her. And so I think it's a fair question from the attorney here. It's a yes or no question. Did you hook up with her or not? Why do you care?

John thinks he's allowed to ask his political guests if they've ever done anal. Yeah, that's right. But this is too far, right? Exactly. That's a great point. You fucking Noel Kessler? Yeah. I'm curious. I was just curious to the story of the phones. I thought we were going to stay on topic here. So John, let's bring it back to the whole conversation is about John getting his phone

stolen and then we find out, I don't know if we have the clip or not, but we find out because I mentioned on point double point that John went to find my device, which you can do. I know his things are connected because when you text him, it hits all the pings and everything like that. So all of his devices are connected. You can go to your MacBook, find my device, find out where your phone is,

your iPad and everything else. John lets it out that he was on the phone with Apple. And they're like, yeah, yeah, your phone's in Ithaca, New York. So he had to call someone. He's so old fashioned. He had to call someone to find out his phone is located in Ithaca He's claiming it was stolen the person who stole it's looking for tons of money in order to send it to whoever wants it

So John's like why are we talking about me fucking this 25 year old? I've been bragging about all weekend when we can be talking about my stolen phone We didn't agree to anything. I don't know what happened. I think Everything is fake the picture that the kiss is all AI. We didn't do it. I was wrong. I had said to you this day No, no, no, no, you're right. I was wrong. We didn't say I was wrong. We didn't do anything. Don't worry about Alright, so you hooked up with I don't give a shit. I mean, I don't get sex with her. It doesn't matter No, we didn't do anything Then I believe

That's the part that I believe in case you're wondering what John's referring to it is this photo right here And my wife is still mad. She just saw this today on point dabble point She's still mad at Kate for this photo right here of those two smoochin She's still mad at Kate for this photo right here of those two smooching. By the way, if any of us haven't sent out our Christmas cards yet, this might be the thing to, to rush over to snap fish and see if they can get it back to you overnight. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. It's going to be a great show if we're not going to get any information out.

I thought we had a ton of the things to talk about This is the biggest news going on in your life ever you hooked up with a 24 year old I was wrong about you doing Not a creep You had previously told me that you would never hook up with someone that is younger than your oldest child What happens across yeah, what that's a great question to what happened? What do you think Cardiff? Well? Well, no, it's the the screaming at that. She's 25 now He's making it like she got older and he did not age a year right a year ago when he said it was

creepy That's what that's that's what he loves about these high school girls. They get older. He stays the same Alright, alright, alright They get older he stays the same age. All right. All right. All right John's like I'm from the Howard Stern show I'm just not comfortable or used to trying to do a regular interview and being pressed by all of these sexual questions It's just not something I'm familiar with and how dare you Vince when I'm trying to tell a very innocent story about a 60 year old man, a 25 year old girl, and two phones that went missing. Can we please stay on topic? Sex romp. That's a great point because John will say inappropriate things to his

guests as we were just talking about and he'll say listen I learned from Howard Stern. I was on Howard Stern for 15 years that this is how I learned how to do this sort of thing and then Vince who's a Howard Stern superfan also learned from Howard Stern. Did you hook up? What'd you do? What's going on? I don't like this line of questioning all of a sudden when he's the one under fire. Yeah John also told Pat Dixon that everything he does is performative and Andy Kaufman-esque, but then in the same breath he says,

I was told directly from Howard Stern, be yourself. Talk about your day, just be honest. Which one is it? Yeah, which one is it? Because it is all performative. That's why we don't think IRL streaming, while it would be great if he could do it We don't think he could pull it off. He's always performing when he knows a camera is on

We don't get to see the real John Melendez. It's everyone he's wasted Which is why I really enjoyed that Rob South show that we looked at earlier. That was pretty cool When we started talking for the second time around, not the first time, the first time, I stuck to that fact. I really, I was interested in Kristen Carnegie. That's a fact. Jack and Kate says the guy who's not lying. I only saw it when I'm lying.

It's a fucking cop. Yeah. I think you forgot that we've, I think you forgot we've heard those calls that would end with him saying I love you Yeah, when we get married We're gonna go to the beach down to the Keys Epstein Island I forget all the places he wanted to take her but some crazy places Epstein Island is nice this time of year Epstein Island is nice this time of year. All types of year.

That's what they tell me. But that's where the women stay the same age, Christian, if you want to go back to that. When we started talking and she apologized profusely and felt so bad and then we started talking and laughing and

it became, you know, a very I don't know, like it was like we were we were, you know a very I don't know like it was like we were We were you know You know like it was no Bizarre, but it was like we were falling in love was crazy This is gonna be so much more embarrassing with these tapes come out this next round of Kate Secretly recording everything that's going on. It's gonna be so much more secret. He's okay with saying this we were falling in love

I didn't want to sleep with her before I promise I wouldn't but now we're in love. So what are you gonna do? And he's so sincere. He was telling clay earlier when he was first busting out with the story. He couldn't stop Forgiving everyone. He actually said to Clay's like, you know, I'm not even thinking about the shit way or pinky or any of those people Because he was so in love suddenly and he started talking about Catholicism and forgiveness and how that's always been a huge part of him. It lasted about 24 hours, but he meant it. When he has just the slightest win, or even perceived win, in his life that he can claim to others is substantial, suddenly all these enemies aren't so bad.

Suddenly everything that's happening to him isn't so bad. Suddenly he can see past all of it when he just gets the tiniest bit of love. Sleeping with Kate is like owning three boats. He was excited about the boat, he couldn't wait to drop that news. But this was way beyond that. Sleeping on one apartment.

It's not even what he's done, it's just that there's pictures. He wouldn't wanna do, if he had to choose between the experience and the pictures, he would pick the pictures because the pictures affect all of us and all of his perceived enemies. I just wish we all could have gotten together before he dropped this and said, whenever that picture gets released, let's all just say, oh, that's like your student. That was AI. It's definitely AI. We don't believe it. Right. And just moved on and not giving him any attention. Right. He lost his mind over that. that but and I know we saw this in dab was anonymous

There was a poll out would John have rather to have actually gotten laid and no one no Wow Or would he rather people he didn't get laid people think he did Know about this guy he'd much rather have people think that he got laid. Mm-hmm. Lesbun-Ariel disease too, by the way. Yeah. A lot of upside on people just think you did it. He was really invested in getting those pictures.

Dustin or whatever your name is, can you get me those pictures somehow? How? You don't have your phone. But again, what Adam's point takes me right back to where my initial thoughts on this when the pictures came out with Chad put the picture out. The story that Chad got and leaked out is the exact story John would want out there. Yes, which leads me to believe that none of it is real. I think it's all real. I think that, yeah yeah, yeah, here's what happened. John and Kate met up at the Mexican restaurant.

John was drunk already. Kate didn't have much of an appetite. They go meet up with their friends at another bar. They go to a strip club. They score a blow. John has no money for it. bouncers kick him out because he has no money and the beers are 15 bucks apiece and he really wants to drink those beers they go back to Kate's apartment and it's John and Kate and a

whole mess of people who wanted to stay up doing blow all night John slept out a chair somewhere. He didn't even get the couch. He wasn't even close to the couch for this. Got nowhere near Kate and woke up the next morning hoping something would happen. Hung around as long as he could till finally it got awkward.

Kate's like, look, I got shit to do. Can you get the fuck out of here? That's what I think happened. What do you think, Cardiff? Am I crazy? I don't know, I almost think like in Kate's in on it in the fact like, let's convince the world we're together, we're in love, let's take these pictures of us kissing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get them to Chad. Let's get all this out there. But yeah, you're probably right about the other stuff. But, but no no you're right. That's a good point I forget about that part that there's a side of Kate that really wants this kind of attention And like people talking about her and her being involved in it and so yeah, this was part of her strategy I'll go out with John Melendez and we'll make a huge splash in the devil verse It's how anyone will be talking about because the story Chad's told of a PI that was staking

them out all night is just stupid enough that Kate and John came up with. Oh, I don't think they came up with that. So I think that one of Kate's friends, because John talked about that, we talked about a point devil point today. One of Kate's friends is interested in John because of the devil verse and took photos and leaked that all to Chad directly knowing the TM Zoo mock is the place to Leak this information and get it out of the MLC. Do you think it was Kate's hot friend Emily or hot friend Emily's hot mother? That was so weird crew they had to explore with going to strip clubs

It just I know it just seems like like a page six story. Oh John Melendez has a huge penis That Intelligent people make is in assuming that there are You know planned reasons and motives behind the things that people do and sometimes It's just a feeling or it's just random or, yeah, there, I know it'll get me some attention in the dabble verse. I know I'm lonely tonight.

I know I feel bad about what I did, whatever it was. I don't think there's a big meaning behind it. I don't think, I think it just happened. I think Clay likes hanging out with John. I think Kate likes older men and all of that is okay. Maybe Clay likes getting beat up a little bit. Maybe Kate has a thing where she likes this sort of thing. It's everybody's right to do whatever they want.

The only thing that's clear is that Clay and Kate are getting whatever they need out of this and John is delusional because what we really learned, which is very revealing to me from this experience, is that John doesn't know where anything in New York City is. And that's fucking crazy. He doesn't know where Grand Central is.

And this Mexican restaurant he's talking about is on 34th and 8th. You know what's also on 34th and 8th? The entrance to the Long Island Railroad to go back to Long Island, which means his favorite restaurant in town that he had to book a day in advance is one block away from the train.

So you're not really exploring the city very much. You haven't gone past Penn Station, which is remarkable for a 60 year old man. When they're talking about the strip club, Vince asks him, Oh, there's two locations. Is the one midtown or downtown? And he goes, Oh, huh? Here's the difference between midtown and downtown. I know that I've never worked in Manhattan. It's it's crazy. He really is so so sheltered I think the

reality is much closer to the way you described it Carl and of everything that John said there's probably only the one detail that's real that wherever he slept that night it was stained in blood I think it was a chair like you said but there was definitely a blood stain in the morning how embarrassing for Kate that's not bizarre at all John obviously she's got major daddy issues which is great for you and you're an older guy I wouldn't say that well John if you're if your dad was gay you're going to have issues unless you're super strong mentally well Devin and Alexandria's dad is gay and not gay. Exactly. And expect them to have major issues.

Well, put it this way, the only... John actually got mad just now. He's like, you're saying mean things about my girlfriend. And that's not cool. I'm going to put my foot down right now. You're gay. Yeah. And what he's saying is a known fact that Kevin Meany was gay right he was in the market the subtle implication that it was something other than charm and good looks that got him but I'm the Duke that's why she likes me okay yeah no that's right now she has to be broken inside that's the only way this works. Person that is because I see somebody super chats. Not that

I'm but you know, the person what happened was in the morning. Yeah. Kate called one of her friends, who she thought was a friend. And this friend is the one that's spilling all this information Who is involved with this theft now? Can you pause it? Yeah, she called her friend in the morning But her phone was still Good point Kate didn't have her phone the next day. Oh, I think he goes on to explain that she facetimed on her computer. I

Think cuz yeah, I think Vince asked that question as well. So okay, so let's get back to the phone things So John is claiming that one of the guys are hanging out with a tall guy So probably five eight or above one of the guys they were hanging out with Stole his phone Kate's phone and John's friend slash brother-in-law's phone. And then Vince offers up a theory. He's like, what if Kate stole your phone? What if Kate's actually the mastermind behind all of this? And he starts putting a little doubt in John's mind about, oh shit, whose side is she on?

She wasn't on my side before. She was working against me. She was working with Shuley. So this is fun is fun I'm out what do you mean she went through his phone she probably copy and pasted all his texts to his kids and all that shit oh how'd she get the password so that's what I asked her it was open at first because he put his phone down and then she watched him enter it see John's's face, okay, what Vince is doing right now is he's reading a text exchange he's having with someone who doesn't know who he is,

but a person who claims he knows everything about this phone and Kate and the night, and claiming that Kate stole the phone, and how she was able to do this, and I gotta back that up. Look at John's face as he's processing, like, could that have happened?

This seems like a reality, a potential reality to John. And then she watched him enter it. I mean, the only way that could have been possible is when I was sober at El Parador, and we were though so You know our arms as you can see by the pictures. We were all over each other. There wasn't any I Wasn't in putting in pass codes in my fucking phone John is claiming and they met up at the Mexican restaurant and John was sober. They were all over each other

It's ridiculous they would kick him out This is disgusting get the fuck out people are trying to eat dinner right now. This is disturbing what you're doing You've eaten four nachos Appetizer, please get out you're drooling all over this poor lady's face You've ordered an appetizer. Please get out you're drooling all over this poor lady's face His passcode is 69 69 let's move on it wasn't that hard good point You can tell that their hands were all over each other by the two photos one of which where she's kissing him on the cheek Yes, not well that one might imply it but yeah that one. Yeah, look at them. Oh my god. How could she resist that?

You know how I know that you're right Cardiff that his passcode is 6969 Look the Duke's always been one The Duke is very horny I mean Overwhelming Charmer Imagine if I'm talking to a friend behind I'm just like dude. I'm fucking horny man. I am so goddamn. Or you can't believe I'm fucking horny I am it's a while hello

You know I was busy fucking paying attention to my date obviously that's why maybe Look, I don't think you you know, look, after what happened with the taping of the phone calls, I mean, is she capable of doing something? Has she done something like that in the past? Yes, but I don't, I don't think she's stolen my phone. I think this guy's just full of shit. And also, would I be so gullible that I'd fall for the same thing twice?

I mean, come on. Stepping out the rake. I'd fall for the same thing twice. I mean Something other What's brilliant that's happening right here is that this was a win for John because he thought it took away The embarrassment of the previous situation he thinks this negates that because in his mind it does It's all worth it on the winner on the Duke It does. It's all worth it. I'm the winner. I'm the Duke. Vince right now is slowly chipping away at that and it's starting to work and you're starting to see it and all the joy is gone and the hatred and the anger at all of us and everyone else is slowly coming back and he's starting to realize what's going to happen because his argument against it

is I don't think she would even even though, you know, mathematically, scientifically, politically, culturally, everything would tell me, oh, she's gonna do it again. But I just don't think so. And I'm going with my gut on this one, Vince, the evil lawyer. Is there strong evidence that she's done it in the past and she'll do it again? Of course there is, but I doubt it. Not this time. And I'm pretty sure that his password is John.

It's J-O-H-N. I'm pretty sure. So he doesn't forget Shit okay said phone wasn't dead. That's just you trying to squirm out of it Vince I swear in my life because you have to tell me John I'm just telling you what he wrote me Kate will attest to this when I tried to get on my phone It was dead. She was with me when it was dead and the other thing I'll tell you is so let's get this straight for second Vince now I'm trying to ask you to use your Columbia brain.

My friend's phone was stolen and we found the guy that stole his which was a man. Why then we're going to jump that there's two perpetrators? The guy's stealing my friend's phone, and then Kate's phone was definitely stolen. And I know that as a fact. And then my phone is stolen, and then somehow this guy's alleging that the only phone Kate stole was mine. She didn't steal her own, and she didn't steal my friend's. So she didn't steal her own and she didn't steal my friends.

So she didn't steal her own. You really cracking the case, Chad. Yeah. Good point. Fuck, maybe it's just as simple as Kate didn't want your friend's phone, your brother-in-law's phone. She only wanted your phone and her phone is not stolen. She hit it right. And you know, so this guy in Ithaca's got your friend's phone. That's it. Or maybe everything in life is not some kind of Star Wars Joseph Campbell power of one absolute. And he's just saying, Kate knows a little more than she's letting on.

Right. Can we agree with that? Or is that too much for you? Yeah. For again, my hypothesis is this guy's just trying to put it on Kate Well, this is the guy that you're claiming Okay, as you text me right now. Did you steal my phone? I'll believe you Let's talk to her

Mean he didn't steal the phone like Charles Manson didn't kill those He didn't steal the phone like Charles Manson didn't kill those Kate is actively texting when he goes text me whether or not you stole my phone and I'll believe you You don't say like this is like I think this woman's stealing from you You're like I can produce her and have her tell you that's full of shit right close Yes, but not how they just text me. I don't believe you did so I just did you steal my phone It's it's a simple question. Oh fuck John. You got me. No. All right. Well, you were right fence. I believe you Kate said she didn't steal it, but she did write a book called if I stole it How she would have stolen it?

It's not a compound question is it didn't see not a beautiful question The only thing is John she could obviously Misrepresent the answer to you so just because your friend's phone was stolen doesn't mean that that same person stole your phone of course not then send because You know and just because you know and just because Just saying John it's an indicator, but it's not a hundred percent Okay, so the same guy kills ten people I want to know he was going with Lindsay Lohan. Who is she gonna kill? Just her career

She's doing so now Vince starts asking him So your phone has been stolen by a guy who can activate it get into it According to everything that we know or John knows is there anything incriminating in this phone? That's gonna be embarrassing for John Are you upset at all anything on the phone can be incriminating to you Not not incriminating no anything that's embarrassing that we wouldn't know about I don't know Yeah, how would I know?

What's your phone? Yeah, how would I know? What's your phone? Well cuz you know all the bullshit you put out into the world and you know reality so What's the part that reality that's gonna embarrass you how would I know? And for those of you just listening John waited for the question to finish Yeah Then took a giant sip from a cup of tea and then just like swirled it around his mouth while he was thinking, waited for Vince to finish, then took some

time to swallow and then came back with nothing. Right. By the way, that might be a coffee or a tea mug, but I'm sure that there was probably some grain alcohol in there. It could be Irish coffee. We don't know. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.

Like what? It could be Irish coffee. We don't yeah, that's fair. That's fair like what Naked pictures your porn sites that you visited and all that stuff emails to family looking up. Let me think Emails to family that go unanswered Multiple times maybe something like that. I don't care a porn sites John goes to I don't give a shit about that Well, how would he get into an email? Won't they just open up the phone and see your email there? How would you get into an email? Now this is crazy guys if you are on my phone and you have it open I

Have this app called Gmail. It's got all my email right there. Anyone can just touch that. An app? What's an app? Yeah, yeah, this whole screen is just full of apps and anyone can just touch that app and it opens right up. You go into Safari and you type Gmail.

No, no, no, no, no. Nobody can crack that code, Carl. There's this new thing, there's this new thing where you can actually just download apps to your phone. Like one of them is email I have one that's a calendar You just go into that candy crush You just go into that so you're saying all these pictures on the phone these are all appetizers

Is that what you're trying to have me believe? They'd have to log into my gmail they'd have to log in to my gmail They'd have to log into my gmail. They'd have to log in to my gmail So this is old man opening safari And going to gmail because he doesn't know how to use an app Or he's this stupid. I don't know. It's hard to tell if he is logging into his gmail every single time You know simple his password. It's got to be password three J o h n 69 69 I think everybody's right. Then it would explain why he's so angry all the time. Imagine if you have to go through that process

every single time you want to check something on your phone typing that small little thing in and doing the capture. Right my buddy David Collins I talked with him from time to time he's just on the show recently and I sent out the YouTube link to you and him of the video and I forget he has a flip phone. He's still doing that thing where if you wanna type in an M you have to hit five three times. Oh.

He's got one of those types of phones. Like I forget that it's frustrating for him to send text messages. I'm like, I'm sorry to me to make you text. I'll just email you next time. That's like what John's going through every I'm sorry to me to make you text. I'll just email you next time That's like what John's going through every time he has to open up his email Wait, I just realized I don't think he's ever looked at email on his phone. Oh I think that's only on his you're right lap. That's interesting. He's like how would they get my email? Oh, they're talking about Vince. Yeah, oh

Him email on his phone is foreign to him, okay? The funniest part about that is that John worked for NBC up until? 2014 Yeah, so Everyone at 2014 was getting email if you worked a corporate job You got email on your phone You responded to people from your phone when you were in the office. Carl, Carl, you forgot he lost his NBC phone on his Harley.

Did he really? Yes, he did. Of course he did. Holy shit, John doesn't know. But he told everyone on the first day this would happen. It's not his fault, he warned them. I'm gonna be bad at stuff. It's gonna take me a long time to learn stuff.

This is crazy. John doesn't know you can get email on your phone. Wow, that's your right Cardiff. He just cracked the case What would they find on my phone? I don't know everything you've ever communicated to anyone ever. How would they know that? Well, I'm sure everything's safe in there I don't know Vince but you know, I mean I'm sure everything's safe in there. I don't know Vince, but you know I mean Phone oh So this is the other thing Vince is claiming this guy and I've seen the text threads between this guy and Vince He sent them to me, but he's claiming this guy is saying he wants $10,000 for John's phone and So Vince is responded with well show me evidence that you have John's phone

I'm not just gonna put $10,000 somewhere and wait for you to wire it to you Make any sense and now John's going yeah but do why don't you just give him the $10,000 and get my phone back because John thinks like any poor person that rich people just spend money on nonsense because they're rich No, no, you get rich by doing just the opposite of that. But okay He didn't really make that offer John. He was saying like he get it to me not that he actually had it I actually asked him for proof of life sort of like the Gary puppet like you have a picture of John's phone because I would Pay for it for you to get it back. Yeah, I know

So pay for it and you know you listening you know so once you found out that your phone was missing what you do You know you listening you know so once you found out that your phone was missing what you do Freaked out that's something like why then when Apple when I was on the phone with Apple did you know it was it? It was in Ithaca Something you had to call Apple to find out where his phone is something that you could just easily do on your computer Any other device device that you have. It's just like when you call Google to find out what the weather's gonna be that day. Same thing. Movie phone to see if there are any movies playing, sure.

So if it was Kate that had it, how did it get to Ithaca? I mean, she didn't have a car. Yeah, answer that, Vince. If Kate stole the phone, then why is it in Ithaca? You know she didn't have a car. Yeah answer that then Stole the phone then why is it an Ithaca? What does she know someone who could possibly go to Ithaca? I guess Yeah, I don't know John was anyone there with her in college or live in upstate New York I mean, I don't know where they would live.

Don't know where they would live. It may be in a house or an apartment. People figure it out somehow. What they get a TP or some kind of hot didn't start a file. What are we talking about? How would they even? You know, would you agree? At least there's a probability that Kate potentially stole your phone. Oh, this is a great question Is there a possibility that Kate stole your phone a very telling answer right here out of job because he's

Processing all of these questions and thinking through these different scenarios And he wouldn't have said this at the beginning of the show, but now we're 37 minutes in I would have said this is the beginning of the show, but now we're 37 minutes in. I think I've asked her, she denies it, so I mean. He's asked her. He thinks he asked her. He asked her if she stole his phone. Now, I don't know a lot about stealing people's properties,

I don't do it, but if I were to do it and someone asked me if I did it, I would say I didn't. Because I'm already a thief, I might as well be a liar. I cannot tell a lie, yes I did steal your phone. Otherwise you would suck as a thief. I'd be the worst thief ever if that were the case. Just destroyed your credibility Carl. I know. John the reason these shows exist is because for the last couple years you have prided yourself on being a master interrogator. You look at the classic lawyer scenes in cinema and you go, I can do that.

You look at actual interrogations on YouTube and you're like, I can do that. And then when presented with it in real life, you're like, Vince, I asked her if she did it. She said no. What else do you want me to do? Moving on. You're like Vince. I asked her if she did it. She said no. What else do you want? Do you ever lie about stuff yeah all the time what's your point? But I have reasons there are reasons I do it. Why would she take my phone? I can't even think of a reason why I mean There's there's a probability that everything's a probability I mean anything could have been true but you know say squad show six and you know oh now he's starting to dox the phone number

this is the phone number doxing that he does that he thinks he's so creative and interesting with this shit isn't that interesting though that he just goes well yeah yeah I guess anything is possible there was just we were just playing clips a little while ago where it's just like well Kate didn't do it We know this other guy did it now all the cities is like working through all the different scenarios It's got Jeff. You know sorry. Did you hear when he was doing it on his dark show? No, it was yesterday. Oh, yeah, I think I did listen to it. Yeah, he was singing in Spanish says uno three Day of Christmas to You know, I don't know I don't know I

Have nine pimples on my back and then and then what are we doing giving out his phone number in a coy manner? He watched the web a say squad room fast. No, I have all these pimples. No, I'm only kidding They're really just little bumps from eczema Let's say you're giving out someone's phone. Why do you have animosity towards that person? Yeah, this is the person that Kate now here's the other thing When we call when Kate called this person in the morning, well, in the afternoon, because we didn't get out of bed till one o'clock. But when she talked to this person,

it was on FaceTime on her computer, like she didn't have a phone. There's your proof right there. She's pretending she didn't have a phone, and she kept that up the whole time. She didn't slip up and go, oh, I'll just give him a call. Oh, fuck, where did this come from?

There's your proof. Now you could go, well, that was a guy's to make it appear that she didn't have a phone. Yeah, I think I just did that, actually. You know, I think about it. Good call, John. But I will tell you that then all of our conversations after that were all, you know, through her,

through her, you know, through her FaceTime. So if that was it guys, then she kept it up. Oh wait, that actually doesn't help prove my case. And I'll never mind Vince, you might be onto something here. Okay. So if she stole the phone, John, John, that's a huge, huge deal. I don't think she did, but I don't have any proof to say one way or another. Well, I thought that she did.

Whoa! How did we get here? I'll tell you how. It's really great. Vince is so good. He's the only one who does this. He is comfortable sitting in silence John can not do it even for a second So when you prevent when you present John with just a touch of silence and you sit there and you wait He just I killed the clerk

But you can't have it he has to it is a technique for interrogation And Rob doesn't provide that clay won't provide that their background noise They're constant constant if you just let him sit with it all lies will out I Love that he started with he lost his phone. That was the next day Mm-hmm, and then all of a sudden it was stolen and he's got all this evidence He knows who it is and he's doxing this Jeffrey guy and he can't wait and then Vince goes Do you think maybe case lawyer for he's like, that's what I thought I gotta back that up. That's crazy right back. We got here this quickly on this episode So if she stood if she stole the phone John, that's a huge huge deal

I don't think she did but I don't have any proof to say one way or another. I thought That she did in fact I asked I asked her to go to a pocketbook and That's what I wanted to have it all worth it we did it we got there Now we saying that he thought that she did and asked her to go through her pocketbook That she did in fact I asked her to go I Asked her to go through a pocketbook and she had a very tiny pocketbook. So it's a pocketbook Asshole tiny pocket the biggest coin purse you've ever seen

The phone will be sticking out of it. It was like a Prada or whatever you know not if she took it at your house, John What her house? Sorry if you took it at your apartment while you were passed out drunk on Holy shit, he's so stupid He goes did you steal my phone? She was no look in my book my bag. It's not there. It's like, okay Well, there you go. It's like what could have been anywhere else. I'm sorry. I asked you that honey. I had to be sure You're at her house because he did talk about how the phone was dead, I think, when he got to her house. But now it's missing and stolen.

But the only other person here in the house couldn't have possibly stolen it from me. Right. So why would you go through just her bag? Well, yeah, she could have hid it somewhere. Yeah, of course. Anyone could hide hit it somewhere. Yeah, of course. Anyone could have hit anything. Yeah.

But specifically the person you were in the room with would be the most, the best guess as opposed to anyone else in the world. That would be what we're looking at. Right, yes. I'm not gonna put the phone that she swiped for you while you were passed out drunk on her mattress in her bag. First of all, first of all first of all No, I don't think that she'll get mad at me. She wasn't exactly fucking sober either Vince and by the way I

You know I sang her to sleep Unrelated yeah, he's changing the subject here, isn't he? But we're finally getting to the part that Cardiff asked about an hour ago. I know this has been pointed out often, but we have to address this. John was so concerned about Kate Meaney's drug problem that he reached out to her mom and said, you have to get this woman help.

It's a serious problem she has. She needs to go to rehab immediately. And then as soon as like, yeah, but what if she gets fucked up and then like makes bad decisions with you? He's like, yeah, wow. Well, she'll figure it out eventually. She has supervision then.

Right, yes. She's around people she can trust. There are times I wrestle with Howard Stern and how he treated a lot of these whack backers because it's such a gray area where they were generating so much money, they were so popular, but they didn't get paid. And I'm not saying they should have, it's a gray area.

There's a lot of weird things to say there. And what John represented when he was an intern, there's a lot of gray areas. He was famous, but he was also an intern, but he wasn't getting paid, but the station was making money. There are times, and I know this is not gonna be popular late at night where I wrestle with whether he should be making money For the entertainment he's providing and then shit like this comes up and then you hear already talk about how oh when I was sober The only one who came to my house with a six-pack was. The only one who gave me shit about being sober

was John. Jackie Martling recently it was uncovered was like I had to stop talking to John because every single person in my life was like good for you Jackie you're sober. John made me feel bad about it and I think made him relapse. The same thing here. This is why you don't get paid It's because you treat people like this if she's supposed to be sober. Why is this? Okay? Now very well sad and I talked to Dan full auto about it when John was calling Dan Dan the enabler Meanwhile Dan's living with already trying to keep him sober doing everything that he can To keep him sober and get him into rehabs And stuff and like you said John shows up with a case of beer John is chugging beer on Artie's podcast in front of him

You couldn't even get drunk beforehand. I mean, I'm sure you did but you couldn't just like support him Maybe he has a problem with it. Maybe you don't. You can't be there for him. You have to shame him and make him feel bad. That's what these people expressed. You know, it's really, it's horrible, horrible behavior and it's repetitive and he's not learning anything. Well, John was being supportive because that case was for John.

Artie wasn't entitled to any of those beers. John was going to drink all of them. I wouldn't share with him if he was drinking that. But he can't stop talking about how Artie wasn't entitled to any of those beers. John was going to drink all of them. I wouldn't share with anybody if he was drinking. Yeah. But he can't stop talking about how Artie left the room and came back and left the room and came back. Maybe because your fucking six pack was triggering. Maybe just seeing his old friend drunk was triggering

and he's like, I don't know if I can do this sober because we used to do it this way. Either way, you're not bringing out the best in people. No, definitely not. John is a selfish asshole. He's selfish like a six year old is selfish. He doesn't realize that other people, he affects them in negative ways

and he doesn't give a fuck when you tell him that either. And by the way, I sang her to sleep. What song? Called Lead On. Lead On? sleep what's up home called lead on lead I know that you're feeling kind of lonely I know that there's trouble with you there you go lead on is the song you wrote for Oscar oh Oh, is that what that is? Yes, he was on his old YouTube page video for it and everything. I remember that he don't He sang her to sleep now All of us are older gentlemen at this point, but we've all been in a place where we've hooked up with young ladies and

Yeah, I fooled around or went all the way or whatever has anyone Ever and I'm not just late not just ladies whatever your proclivity is has anyone ever on the first date going back to the house Saying their partner to sleep. It's this normal behavior in any world Carl I've been with my wife for literally 20 years. I have never sang her to sleep I never even thought about it have never sang her to sleep. I never even thought about it. Not even- Talked her to sleep a few times.

All right, sure. I might put on some shows that I do to help her finally get some rest, but I don't sing, Cardiff, that's the point. This is crazy behavior. Fucking potato. And by the way, John, you only saw her as a friend. You were trying to help.

And then suddenly, through fate and time and just coincidence and she Turned 25 Suddenly you see her as a romantic interest you say in this episode that if she wanted to get married you would marry her In a heartbeat and so your instinct is to sing her the song you used to sing your child to sleep That's not cool, man. One of the lines is you're my buddy Oscar Do you think it changes it though? Cardiff I would help me change. I'm your buddy. It's Katie. I

Gotta find the song now. I know I haven't recorded, so. Okay. Oh, that's so gross. And again, he's doing this on his show. His kids could be watching this and seeing this. Oscar could be watching this going, Oh no, Dad, what are you doing? I thought that was my song. What are you doing right now? I think he knows they're not watching.

Oh, I'm sure he does. So this goes on. I'm sure it'll be talked about by a lot of people. It's a very interesting episode. It's all just happened today as we're recording this on Monday the 23rd. And so he goes on to talk about, you know, it's possible that Kate wants to get back at you for what you did to her mom. And Jack goes, well, what do you mean?

What are you talking about? He's like, well, you know, remember when you called her mom and And Jack goes, well, what do you mean? What are you talking about? He's like, well, you know, remember when you called her mom and you told her you dumped all this stuff on her, that Kate had this huge problem, and then when she didn't do anything about it, you were tweeting about what a horrible mother she is

and how she has a daughter who's going to die at the age of 27, who's a whore, and has a drug problem, and it's all her fault just like oh no no no no Kate and I talked about that she doesn't care she's not worried about that and Vince is just like well she might have told you that but it's very possible that she's still like annoyed with you about that right I think normal people would be pretty pissed off that you call their mom and and say all these things and do all this stuff on the internet just like that I

don't think so. That was my theory over the weekend was that actually this whole thing is to finally make Kate Meaney's mom realize just how bad it is. John's like, look, she didn't listen, so I had to go and fuck her to see just how far her daughter had sunk. Obviously, she can't be trusted to make good judgments. Yes, this is her rock bottom She needs some people need to hit the rock bottom in order to get something we thought Kate Got help last time, but now we're finding out not so much. I'm only here to help people

And to push a rope and help people Alright guys, we've been having too much fun Let's bore everyone with a game show from Cardiff. Cardiff is back baby with a round of to poke a dabbler. It's the second show that we've done or second game show we've done on the show today. It's exciting. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to poke a dabbler producer Chris you won the earlier game Pressures on you can go to and out today. It's never been done. It's never been done in the history of W ATP

What do you say TVs Adam Bush? Are you ready to poke a dabbler? Or do you just want to keep on? Trashing John relentlessly on every show keep on trashing John relentlessly on every show. Also, have you heard the news? Promo code come. That promo code will get you 10% off your tickets to Hackamania at hackamania.com. Promo code come. Yeah, man, just like you take it off the hook, all right? Oh boy, it's one. Sheet Shittison, thanks again. You also went on a 20 minute rant on how KB and self-presenters Matthew Perry joke. Yes, and guess what?

Anybody who was watching me on Brennan Show, did I not say it to him? Did I or did I not? Did I not stand my ground, Sheeter? I said right on his show. I have the receipts. I said, I said Kevin. Yeah, I mean, ha ha ha. I go, that's creative. I mean, that's supposed to be funny?

I said it to him. Oh, I did. He's go, well, I just think it's funny when junkies are. I go, yeah, Kev. Then that's like every rock star you like. No, it isn't. Yes, it is, Kev. Did I not say that?

Because I'm pretty sure I did. In fact, I know I did. Take it off the hook. Oh. Just take it off the hook. Classic bet. Just answer it and leave it there. During his one-man show,

he has to have telephones all across the stage. Just re-ah, fuck! And Kate Meany keeps going around and stealing all of those phones. So mad. Again. So mad again Yeah, just hit it hit talk and just and let it be but I don't care it'll stop But yeah, I called them out for it I don't back down sheet You see you try and create this false narrative yeah Yeah, cuz you don't want, you can't handle the truth.

You can't handle that Rob Reiner. He said it. Jack Nicholson. Not to mention you claim that you would never go on KB show again. That's why no one takes you seriously. Yes, I did say that. And I tweeted out, I vowed I would never do it. I did.

But it's Christmas time. City sidewalks, city sidewalks, dressed in holiday style. Hey, wait, I'm not allowed to change my mind. You've never changed your mind? You are that perfect, huh? You're that perfect see you never said I'm never gonna date that girl again and then you end up dating her again really you've never done that you've never done that almost exactly

one year ago if that's true then you must you must really what did John say next? Here are your choices number one stand on your ground be stick to your laurels next be stubborn as an ox for like digging in heels and Lastly just take it off the hook four, like digging in heels.

And lastly, just take it off the hook. Lastly, two, acumenia.com, promo code, come. Okay, great choices. This just hit me. I'm going with one stand on your ground That's I think it is Adam, but TVs Adam Bush. What do you think? I'm gonna go with lastly Not lastly to take it out lastly to hackamania.com promo code come ATP for 10% off they come doesn't work. Don't even try Christian. What do you think? Let's see. Uh, Cardiff, uh, I was gonna ask Cardiff to blink to try to help me, but, uh,

I guess, uh, stick to your laurels be. I like that one. Producer Chris. I also went lastly and that last hug. All right, let's find out. You've never done that Because if that's true, then you must you must really stick to your laurels Bladcast coming up big right there Because there are a lot of times I say I'm not gonna do something again they do Mm-hmm I'm never gonna do cocaine again, and then someone at a party has cocaine you end up doing it Then someone offers me another guy yeah This is one of those rare parties in Southern, California that someone happens to have cocaine in it all right I guess I'm doing this one

Huh, I'm never gonna drink tequila again And then two examples are coke and tequila Yeah, and those are called alcoholics and liars. That's what we're talking about. None of this answered the question. He said, you said you wouldn't go on KB's show. You went back on his show. You're a liar. You spent 20 minutes explaining all these reasons

why you went on. Doesn't change the fact that you're a liar and apparently addicted to tequila and cocaine. To be fair, KB paid me in cocaine and tequila. This is the best taste in tequila. It's expensive. $300 a bottle and you take a chef. You never done that?

You can't beat this. Yeah, sometimes I say I should really get my shit together. And someone's like, hey, you want to do something that's really destructive? I'm like, yeah. That's literally what he just said. That was his only example for going back on his word Don't try sheet

Every single time you try you will lose Vince will even attest to it because he tried them and Alexander I'm sorry, but they tried and I beat him any every time she cheaters and tries he loses He made the greatest documentary ever about the dabble first. I would call that a victory minute. I beat him That's all for this time promo code come back next time to find out if you are man enough to poke a dabbler Hackamania.com promo code come and

Merry Christmas everybody Sit Eugene sit good dog Yeah, I scrubbed it don't worry I got Stop playing it so I got it enough times. I think we all understood what was going on Fantastic game as always guys you guys have hung with us a lot later than I was expecting Consider this is my third show of the day. I thought I was gonna be a quick one. I bet you did too Oh, yeah producer Chris What it is not. Adam Bush, thank you so much for your generosity

with your time. Always great to talk to you, always great to hear your insights on things. People should check out, PBC, Paid by Client, Season Three. It will be available in January on YouTube and it's featuring people from the office, people from SNL, and Adam has a role on that show.

Even though John told me you haven't worked in five years, apparently you did actually have some work recently. It's so funny because I'm probably, I'm on a show that features a lot of cameos from a lot of familiar faces. Some are older, some are young. I've mentioned John to the producers. I've talked to them about having him come on and how I feel that

would personally promote the show to an audience that I enjoy. They have not said no, but John has to go out of his way to, you know, just burn every bridge he has. He has to go out of his way to just call anyone that might help him in any way a liar and do everything he can to take them down for reasons he can't explain, which is really amazing. Just wait for it. His latest threat to you.

Well, I've gone into the witness protection program and I feel much more comfortable here with my new family. Adam, I'm glad that you've been through this enough so you know how John operates, but his latest threat to you, how did you take that? Well, two things that were really interesting. One was, as somebody who is just a fan of this show and all of these shows, it was exciting and validating

to see how your coverage of this was exactly accurate. I can tell you from someone who is a fan, who watches, who briefly became the story, that everything you report is accurate. And it's so funny because when I first appeared on John's show and I heard you and Levi and everyone talking about it, you guys all pointed this out. I said to John, you know I'm a dabbler and I'm aware of what I am opening myself up to by coming on this show and you all laughed and John nodded his head and said, yep, yep, yep. And you all noted, John, he's talking about you. He's not talking about the risk of being here with you and sure enough, however many months later, nothing has changed, but he wakes up one day

and he decides, well, I mean, Vince gets to him enough, and he decides, I have to attack this person. And you're the only one trying to dox me, John. It's always been you. And Carl called it months ago. You're the danger. Do you understand that? You told me I could go on these shows. You said I'm ungrateful. I offered to help you with self tapes. I offered to help you stop the rewind

button even though that hurt me and Cardiff and everyone personally. I showed you. I took the time and I showed you. you did a test run, you turned off the rewind, you forgot how it went and then immediately didn't do it on the next show, but I showed you. I've done everything you asked, I've listened, I've been honest and upfront with you, and still the only way you know how to end this is in doxing people, is in attacking them,

is in trying to hurt probably the only people that are being nice to you. It's really quite remarkable. I had a friend once, I loaned them my car to move, I was the only one helping them. When I had to take the car back they were so mad. They were like, so that's it? You're taking the car back? I'm like, I told you this is how it was gonna go. And they're like, you're really not gonna help me? I had to explain to them, I'm the only one helping you right now and I'm the only one you're shitting on. You know, that was 20 years ago. We're adults, John. Like, if you want to have a career in this business, maybe don't attack anyone you meet because of fear of inferiority.

Don't attack anyone you meet because of fear of inferiority And john's whole thing was that you were trashing him and I pointed this out On was it point dabble point we we talked about it. I can't remember what we were talking where I was But we pointed out That adam has never trashed john finding an example The only thing that adam does is explain his perspective on what he's witnessing and his analysis of it. And honestly, if John watched him and took some notes down,

he could fix his life. He can't, I wish he could though. I saw it with him. But you know what I mean though? Like any normal person who watched your analysis of them would go, oh, and this guy, everyone likes this guy and agrees with them shit. All right All of these shows are the ghost of Christmas past future and present Just for him to look at his life and learn something

Any of us be to have this in our life? Everyone going through all of it, explaining where we were right, where we were wrong. He can't do it. He's incapable of it. He had Pat Dixon on recently and he was like, Pat, I'm so glad you're here. And he pulled up this super chat and he was like, are they making fun of me?

And Pat's like, I don't think so. He's like, are you sure? Take a look. And he's like, I really don't think so. He goes, well, that guy's normally making fun of me. John can't tell. He can't tell. So we can only go by what Vince tells him. And unfortunately, John, he's not always steering you right. I know that's new information, but he's not always having your best interest. He might always be trolling him, actually, it turns out. Right. So when you said Adam can do whatever he wants, Adam can go on these

shows, he's a free agent. And then four months later. You said that man betrayed me and let me explain to you how John I Don't want to um I wish you the best. I want you to be happy. I can't turn it off I know it makes me a bad dabbler, but there's something about the accent. It's where I'm from It's something about just his family in the whole bit. I hear Lou Reed. It's the same voice It's it's it reminds me of home. I'm sympathetic for reasons. I shouldn't be don't take advantage of that well said Adam and thank you again for being on the show Check out Adam on paid by client

Christian Blath, thank you so much for coming on the show my friend and and getting this birthday tribute for me. Oh It was it was my pleasure I had a lot of fun with it going above and beyond and as I mentioned before who are these broadcasters? It's available on its own podcast feed you can set up for that and get who these broadcasters every Wednesday and listen to podcasts. But also there's a new episode they did on Sunday at one o'clock. If you go to who are these podcasts, YouTube channel, it's underneath the live tab. Yeah.

And we had some fun over there. We had the the Rizzler was on the Fox Business Channel and and more, Nikki Glaser telling jokes during Thursday Night Football. Eric Zane and I have fun, and that's all that really matters. And of course, my personal podcast, the Blackcast, B-L-A-D-T-C-A-S-T, we recently had Lucy Titebox on. We talked about Silent Night, Deadly Night 2, and the one thing that's different than when they did it on subreddit surfing is

We did it on YouTube and there were boobs there. So I think my version was probably better and Lucy was also on an episode. I have this hot take Carl. You haven't heard this before I believe that die hards a Christmas movie. I know this is insane, but we talked about it and we put it out for Christmas This is insane, but we talked about it and we put it out for Christmas Very good Christian. Thank you again for coming on and Cardiff electric devil verse that TV Place to be is the place to be and go to that rumble page Hit subscribe hit the like button and watch potato soup. Do you have any episodes coming up before the end of the year?

We will be doing one a Thursday night Thursday night at some point a boxing day in some parts of the world It's called but I believe In America where you all are not me anymore because I left because of Trump Right, it's just Thursday night. But yes Thursday night. There will be a potato soup Members only though members only so patreon.com slash card of electric for a special Thursday night potato soup But there will be a special Christmas presentation on Dabble verse TV probably just my karaoke shit from last year Awesome. Thanks. I could come yeah promo code

It's so great to have you back and thanks for the the games games I am just gonna let all of you guys get out of here It's too much Merry Christmas over three years or three hours Three years Merry Christmas to everyone guys. Thank you so much Merry Christmas. What have we done today? Jesus Christ? We've done it all you know means, it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The next week's Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser.

The Teaser. The Teaser. The next week's Teaser. The Teaser. We'll be back with a live episode on Saturday for all the people who are on Patreon or our YouTube channel. You can watch it at two o'clock. It's free in the Discord.

If you wanna just listen to audio only, we're always in the Discord as well. It's why people are listening to this live in the Discord right now and we have worst of the year wrap-up show where all the crew get together and we go through and pick which podcast affected us the most in 2024 and so that will be uh like we usually do a presentation from all of us and some of the craziest shit we found in 2024. So Looking forward to that. Yeah. All right. I'm gonna play some voicemails, but guys, please get out of here Yeah, it's too much. Thank you All right, all right, thank you guys west coast

Why am I still up? Well, you might as well just keep going until it actually turns into Christmas Eve Carl that's close enough Merry Christmas everybody Do I have to tap out? I know I don't understand please get out of here, but thank you producer Chris I could tell you were getting angsty over there Alright, we got some voicemails. I'm just gonna play them quickly so we can find out what people are saying to us I talked to you and you can talk to us as well

Charles deluxe man great show Saturday double verse about fire I did not know it was interesting trucker and he is like the Tony Montana of the dabble verse those wild I was thinking like say the line say the line of him to say it like, say hello to my little friend. Man, he killed it with the cocaine. Peace. Okay, if you say so. I'll go along with that. Also, line of the year nominee, producer Chris with, there's my package from Acme for John.

That was a classic. Yes. He's definitely Wile E. Coyote at this point. In 380 episodes I have gone along with you. I've never been pissed at a pic but this week I'm mad at you Carl. Fuck you. All right happens. There's some annoying ones from time to time. I get it. Just to clarify, I hated the episode or that podcast. I was mad on their behalf. Fuck you again. Bye. Petty Cryin's podcast, I assume we're talking about. That one was an extra annoying one for sure. Corny bro. That might be you at this point Lady Gay. I gotta admit, I came into the devil verse through you,

through the creep off, but oh your shit is so stale right now. What? You really, I mean, you got Blind Mike who's so charming in doing the Blind Mike project and Why Are You Laughing and they're both great shows. Agreed. You got Elva Reblay and tuki who i mean let's face it has joey c calling big black the n-word every week okay that wasn't your thing you need something i don't know what that spark is

you're missing carl but god i believe in you to find it. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. Thank you. 2025 is gonna be a big year for W ATP. I appreciate you sticking with us. Hey, Carl, Ryan Syracuse. Oh, by the way, love you love the show. We'll think of the love line episode. And I noticed at the beginning, you did your usual intro and you introduced David Collins and let him respond and say thanks for being here or whatever He said and he said oh and by the way producer Chris is here And then you just kept on talking and didn't let Chris give his customary greetings

Right as you see with all of your guests all the time including Chris fuck that guy something happened there You gave Chris the old snubberino. I'm just saying also Is it possible? I'm gonna pause it real quick. I'm just saying. Also, is it possible? I'm gonna pause it real quick. I used to not acknowledge him at all. I was like, I'm being very rude to my friend Chris. He's in here every show. I should probably acknowledge that he's in the studio with us. So he's lucky I even acknowledge his existence is my point.

I'm just saying. Also, is it possible that John's lip smacking has taken a backseat to the more annoying OPI with all day long? Holy crap. Yes. I mean Gary is railing against John's lip smacking and I'm with him, but OPI's all day long. It's just bizarre That's all I got. Don't call me that. It's almost like he's trying to be annoying. I Think it's the same with John with the lip smacking They're trying to be annoying. Like yeah. Yeah, it's annoying. Good job Nailed it

What's up, W ATP? All I gotta say is god damn This is the first time I've had to fast forward through your main show I've had to fast forward through your main show because the people on the show you were reviewing was so damn horny and shitty. No wonder this bitch writes for SNL. Keep up the good show. Love it. I'm out.

Yeah, petty crimes was a tough one. We probably didn't need that many clips to point out how shitty it was. Hey Gary, I'm starting to feel like like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. Tell me is John really gonna leave the dabble verse at the end of the year? Okay Judy, before I answer I'm gonna put my hand on a stack of Bibles. Hold on. Okay. I believe that Stuttering John is a man of his word and he will be quitting the dabble verse permanently by December 31st. Check that. He'll last no more than seven days. He'll be back in full force on the dabble verse proclaiming he's the king of the dabble

verse and the Duke of the dabble verse within seven days of quitting. That's a fact, Jack. Could be. Rock and roll. I can't even argue with you, Gary. It sounds very plausible based on recent history. Hey, hey, hey, all my fellow gays and bisexual. Gary. It sounds very plausible based on recent history. Hey, hey, hey, all my fellow gays and bisexual.

Hey, you all know that I love the podcast, but it's fucked up when trans people and some gay people want or expect you to know how they want to be addressed. Right. Like I said, I date women, I date men, and I don't fucking know what you want to be addressed as, but you know what? Why don't you fucking tell me so I don't fucking offend you? And guess what? I might not want to call you there. I'm bisexual, I'm gay, whatever you want to call me, but maybe I just want to go with

sir and yes. And I understand some people identify and want to be identified, sir, wait, that's okay too. That's America. You can ask for that. Sir, you call into the show all the time and I appreciate that. What does that have to do with WATP? I'm confused why you're telling me all of this.

But you can't demand it and expect it. That's the difference. And like I said, I love this show and we ain't always in agreement, but you know what? Humans are humans. And if something bothers you, why don't you just simply say it?

And if they don't want to serve you food, they'll tell you to go away. If not, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you. Don't forget that. Okay. I feel like you just need to get that off your chest for some reason. Once again, the bisexuals bite in to correct you. The reason Stuttering John was using, I mean not Stuttering John but blind fucking Mike over here was using that term about horse bucket. One of his other

shows he had met he had he had said it and he was trying to say like bucket off and he said something about horses and he made fun of it and a lot of us listened to that and picked up On the horse bucket thing, but it was in reference to something he must poke about but anyways Just to give you an update before Christmas Bisexual calm is only half as slippery as regular gay come I knew that I wanted to give that update to ace really cuz you know He was right. He was right about the gay come thing anyways Merry fucking Christmas you shit ass all right Merry Christmas to you Merry Christmas to all the dabblers and the cousin Ru's out there thank you all for another fantastic year on WATP if you're

watching this on Christmas night Merry. I hope you had a fantastic holiday and we'll see you again on the next show. Okay, bye. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Bye! A plane has hit. rewatch at Carly.

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