Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep585 - Hawk vs. Wolf

Episode Date: January 5, 2025

Legendary skateboarder Tony Hawk teams up with skateboarder/MMA fighter/broadcaster/author/annoying personality Jason Ellis. They get a wide array of guests but on this episode they have the freestyle skateboarding GOAT Rodney Mullen and the most versatile and creative young skateboarder, Andy Anderson. So of course they talk about - Jason Ellis. Doug from Good Times Great Movies joins us to discuss Jason Ellis riding bareback on his horse. Caleb Hammer has another dummy on his show who thinks she’s going to be rich. Tom Myers and Ray DeVito battle on MLC to decide who’s a slightly less pathetic comic. Pat Dixon joins the show to discuss Stuttering John’s final episode, an episode that Pat was a part of. We also discuss the big controversy of the week, the fact that Pat made it sound like anyone who uses Supertip gets private information from donors that they can use to dox them. Cardiff and Maribeth also joins the show for another round of Who Said It?, a review, and your voicemails.  Doug’s podcast - https://www.youtube.com/@GoodTimesGreatMovies Pat Dixon’s channel - https://rumble.com/user/PatDixon Cardiff’s channel - http://dabbleverse.tv/ Maribeth’s OnlyFans - https://onlyfans.com/maribethrosie  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is a suggestion from the great Tony Muskrat. We both listen separately. We not discussed it was as a beforehand. Let's get into it a show hosted by Jason Ellis and Tony Hawk and a most recent episode has guests, Rodney Mullen and Andy Anderson. Now the reason why this is exciting for all of us skateboarders and I can tell there's a lot of skateboards out there. Get really excited about this lineup. Tony Hawk. Everyone knows that he's a legend. Rodney Mullen is the most innovative street skater, freestyle skater of all time. He invented all the tricks, the

ollie. He invented it. Olly kickflip, ollie impossible. Everything that skateboarders do, he invented it pretty much. He's wild. He's also a very shy man who's got a lot of psychological things going on that will get it. I'm sorry. I hate to interrupt already. Is this the cohost? Is this no Jason? Alice will talk about in a second. Jason, Alice, you're right. Yeah. So is this long hair or short hair that you're talking about right now? Short hair. Okay. Got it. Okay. So that's the older guy. He invented ollieing in the seventies. He's older. Okay. All right. Got it.

You have this Andy Anderson's Andy Anderson is this kid from Canada. He's been in the Olympics and he is one of the most creative skateboarders of all time and most versatile skateboarders. He can skate all the different styles and that's really unheard of a guy that's freestyle and vert ramp and all the street stuff and does big stuff does technical stuff does it all. So it's very exciting to have these guys together. Then you get Jason Ellis. Now Jason Ellis, if you know who that is, he is a skateboarder was a skateboard. I guess he still skates, but he was never great. And he's mostly known

for being like a radio guy. He's gone on to do MMA stuff. He was on serious for a long time. Did some appearances on Howard Stern show Had a long-running radio show. I am just now realizing these are the same Jason Ellis's I did not know watching this whole dumb show that this was the same person. Oh shit I had no idea change your perspective on this. No, it makes it more confusing perspective on this? No, it makes it more confusing. Like I'm more confused now. Okay, so you have Tony Hawk and Jason Ellis. Tony Hawk, both really well known. Tony more for skateboarding. Jason more for media. Whatever. I guess Jason's doing stand-up comedy now too. Of course. He does gay sex. He does a lot of things. He's a man who wears many hats, many

Jimmy hats. So I want to start off with a clip that this is the stuff we talked about paintball with blind mic last week and we're sitting there going what are they talking about? I'm just going to play a clip where if you're anyone who's never talked about skateboarding very intensely with people you're going to say what the hell are they talking about? This is a perfect example of what I thought this show was going to be there was like like there was a few Giant rails that were like pretty feasible, right? But then there's this one rail that was just not feasible It's 16 kink corner like 45 degree corner and then 26. So it's like Hollywood 16 Kink 45 and then bigger than El Toro, right? Like it's just like do you know what he's talking about here Doug?

No, I'm hung up on the fact that I believe he's saying the word Theasable with a th like that's my biggest issue. Okay. Well, he's from Vancouver I have no idea. I was I was scared that this is what the show was going to be it ended up kind of not being that These were the points where I was I checked out completely listening to this talking about handrails They go downstairs and skateboards when they see handrails. They get very excited Oh, yeah, so they have a lot of terms for it a lot of explanation are the numbers the grade? No, it's the number of steps Yeah, so this the old Hollywood 16

Right. Yes, the handrail he's describing, I saw him do this trick down. That's insane. But anyway, that's not the point. We're not going to get into that. I promise. Fair enough. And if I do just smack me or Chuck Chuck something at me, if I get a daddy of that. So right off the bat, as I've been setting up for way too long, you have three legendary scapegoars. One is going to be legendary. And then you have Jason Ellis. So Jason Ellis feels a need right out of the get go to justify his presence with these guys. I'm I'm I'm I am another example of inspiration on another.

You're super talented. I am not as talented. But I'm having a ball and I'm and my body doesn't work. people are very 53. Do you must be sore? Yeah Really so like maybe so like you wouldn't even know so like if you had my shoes for one day You'd be screaming in agony But it's I'm alive and I feel freaking awesome that I get to do stuff on a skateboard still and the only thing that I'm Doing that you guys all do way better is I just keep going. I mean, you know what I do is I want you guys don't do it. Also, I guess I guess maybe I should be talking about my skateboarding around you guys, but

he's really trying to make it seem like, look at guys, I can hang with this is why I'm here. And really the reason why he's there and the reason why Tony decided to team up with them is because of his broadcast background. And that makes perfect sense to have a guy on there. And so you'd think that he'd be the guy introducing the guests, moving the show along. But this goes out of the gets embarrassing. And finally, Tony Hawk has to chime in. It's one of the greatest things that I'll ever be a part of in my life.

It's a true honor to be a part of this couch because you guys are the shit man like All kids I second this is the way by the way Rodney Mullen and the Anderson are here. Yeah That was quite an intro. I had like yeah Can you end your sentence Wow Jason Rambles a lot really get into that I not. I did not pull a whole lot of clips All of my clips are pretty long for the most part and I already feel like we're gonna be stepping on each other Yeah, but can you play my number two? It's pretty long and I just want people to understand because my number my second clip ends just like this one

But I just want people to get a sense of how long he talked for no yes no bring copers back never do a nose picker with a copper yes no Tommy G why you guys it's the worst Yeah, this is... Supposedly the show has started. All kids. This is the intro. By the way, Rodney Mull and Andy Anderson are here. That was quite an intro. Eight minutes of that.

You're probably acknowledging that we're doing a show now. I couldn't even believe it. And again, I sped it up. People are walking in front of the camera you hear conversations Happening in front of them like yeah There's no opening to this show like you have an opening to your show all of your shows open the same way We get a sense of what's happening you introduce the guests like this is madness and I I did not listen to any other episodes So I don't know if this is the norm

But man, I hope it's not this is really straight pockets are doing this now I understand long format everyone's fine with a two-hour three-hour long video on YouTube But why do they wait so long to get into it? That part is mind-numbing to me like you really got it. You should start strong anything you do Missy B. Thank you for bringing this up because yes, this is a tie in to WTP in the dabble verse that Jason Ellis was on Saturday, John show a few years ago and John famously doxed his phone number immediately after the show. The Jason Ellis was all pissed. And I was just like, Whoa,

what pretty funny. Actually we should revisit that at some point. All right. So I'm going to get into more of Jason Ellis ruining this show. But before I do that, these old guys talk about how fucked up they are from skateboarding. This is the worst advertisement. If they're trying to say, Hey, you young kids out there, you should really get into skateboarding. I'm watching this. I'm like, Oh, I'll just play guitar. That's fine. Because running most explaining that he had his hips replaced. And so he's been starting the skateboard again Recently, but he's got to watch out. I think you told me you

Done an ollie there. Oh my gosh I was just because again if you land the whole idea of you land they put caps on and you split Hard yeah, he'll split his femurs That's hard. So that's strike two if you're a new viewer and you just happen upon this show Yeah, right eight minutes of bullshit and then don't skate. Oh my gosh everything they're talking about like yeah Rodney's elbow So he's been out skating again I'm gonna say if that's a week and a half ago, you've got to go to the hospital right now That's from last night. No

Like that for a little bit, but I hit it again last night. Right, so I brought it out a little bit more. So this is before, in the green room before the show starts, they show his elbow. Both roll in, he's got a rolled ankle. How you doing? Oh, oh my god. I just said he walks in with a rolled ankle, you walk in with that elbow, and they still skate. What did you you walk in with that elbow

What did you think when you saw that elbow dog I was terrified the chest burster from aliens, yeah Deformity that looks really bad and he's just walk around like oh, yeah, I fell out of last night What are you gonna? So much of this show is just old guys talking about their skating issues or their their war wounds and stuff like that But again, like they're still doing it to a certain degree Yeah, I think this Jason Ellis have CTE like is there yes He's got something going on and he tells a story about a concussion that leads to some That's what I like gonna do but before we do that Tony Alex almost died before like he's had his friends have to tell him like Tony, you can't go this hard anymore. Like this guy's like in his late 40s still trying to land 900. They're like, all right, buddy. It's cool when you're 23. But now you got down a little bit. And so and he's now talking about the back issues he's starting to have as a young skater and

Rodney Mullen is so intense You're gonna watch and listen to Rodney forget He's on a podcast and think that him and Andy are the only two guys in the entire building and then it was a back injury but then what you learn from a back injury man like learning to activate my core and like study these certain areas like elevated my skating like like learning from injuries yeah you know hear you completely with that yeah yeah I fully do when you're guarding something and you start to rethink like no matter what just be cool it reorients you completely

biscuits the bright Tea and biscuits It's like let's let them have this moment. Let's leave them alone You have talked about this so often on this show and again, it's a visual thing Tony Hawk looks so uncomfortable on that couch He's constantly wiggling his feet moving around like he does not look comfortable where he's sitting how he's positioned through this entire thing I mean he talks the least amount of anyone I think in the room Yes, this whole thing and he kind of looks bored to be there you talked about how Jason Ellis ruins this show I think Tony Hawk is the worst person of the four of them. Okay. Well, let's have that debate once I play this package. I have Jason Ellis because and I just want to say, Rodney, I love the guy. I grew up watching him and injuries. Jason Ellis goes into the story about his horse.

Oh, so he recently, I guess his girlfriend had a horse or loves horses. So he now has this horse that he rides. And then my girlfriend showed me that you tie the rope around so that it's actually like a lead. And then, and then I learned, you know, like, whoa, and stuff like that. And then, and then I'm off in the wilderness riding a horse bareback And now and then I got dreadlocks because he's neglected So I got this lady at the barn gave me this conditioner stuff and I brushed out all these dreads And then I gave him a bath and then we're bros and now we ride bareback

At the at the stables all the time and I don't know I don't people like, you want a saddle? I'm like, no, not really. I feel like this is just... The way it should be. Yeah, and he's old, and he's got a bad hip, and I'm like, I'm old, and I got bad hips. We're synergizing, dude. We should just keep it as is. No one asked him about this, by the way.

I'm assuming. No. He interjected and derailed the conversation they were having to talk about this horse and how he rides it without a saddle. It's an unprompted lengthy horse story. If you're gonna be stepping all over it, I can already tell if you play my number three, I took the horse story, it reminded me of an old cigar a bit. So I dressed this up a little bit. Listening to him talk and tell stories. It is like listening to a child. So if you want to play my number three. Oh, hi. I've got a girlfriend. She got a horse. And because I'm like in love, I was like, I like horses. I like turtles. And she was

like, this horse is neglected. And I was like, I'll help it out. And then we became friends. And then the owner saw me posted on Instagram Instagram was like Jason looks like he really likes that horse does he want it because I'm not taking care of it anymore and I was like yeah so now I got a horse and then you asked one question like how was that and give him apples and treats and then we went for walks and then my girlfriend got on her horse and they go I have when just when Jeanette came by she she didn't she brought the yellow cup that I got on the horse and And it wasn't as easy and I just cut my hand feeding him apples with a knife I cut the piece of my piece of my finger off

So I get my shirt off to wrap my finger to stop the bleeding If you if you don't if you don't have it now Then you don't you don't have to bring the blue one that Jane had with her. And then my girlfriend showed me that you tie the rope around so that it's actually like a lead. And then I learned, you know, like, whoa and stuff like that. And then I'm off in the wilderness riding a horse bareback. You go, that was a great fucking story. Thank you. Thank you for dressing that up. That's all the stuff. I didn't cut cuz I'm just like, alright

We gotta get past all of this. Yes, it's insanity anybody breaks the flow I mean, there's not much flow again I think you and I are coming at this from complete opposite like I had no interest when they were talking about skating So listening to this brain-dead moron just prattle on was the most entertaining part of this show to me. So then he talks about this friendship that he struck up with this horse. And this is where the mental illness thing that we start to see occurs.

No, we're friends, dude, like, and he knows me. When I come up, he knows me. And we were like, we hug it out and shit. I told I told him I loved him. And I feel like he knows. Yeah. And we hang out. We're bros. And when I told him I loved him and I feel like he knows yeah, and we hang out We're bros and when he wants me to ride him I'll get on there and we'll go for a little bit of a ride nothing too crazy, and he knows my level He's like I ain't gonna try to run. I know I'm like you. Thank you. I appreciate that Is I want to ride I don't want to go for a sprint bareback. That's not cool Let's just cruise and then I just cruise around in the mountains

I see the mountains in the sky and the sun while I'm on my beast and it's like living. I'm living life man. It's me and my horse. You're campaigning this for them to start. You guys should come ride my horse. Yeah. Yeah. Tony's finally just like, yeah, what are we, what are you trying to accomplish here?

Tony Hawk's there. Yeah. Tony is like being patient and then he's got his arms crossed. You could tell he's like, Oh, his legs are crossed. Finally, he just goes, Yeah. All right. So what do you want them to do with this information? Jason, I'm not sure. So Rodney's the sweetheart guy. And he's trying to relate. He's just like, Oh, yeah, I got a dog who has OCD, man. So I get it. You know, he confuses the

hell out of Jason is just kind of dumb. You know, and so next time I'm hooking her up with like, Yeah, he confuses the hell out of Jason is just kind of dumb, you know And so next time I'm hooking her up with like lights and stuff. I got up to 114 LEDs You know we go out at night and it was the coolest thing. She would pull people over Is that one thing so my dog was completely screwed up? But I like gave her like this jetpack type of thing and we would just go out every night come back 3 a.m And anyway, that's like life-changing for me. I get it in oh hi funny Yeah, a jetpack. That's next no he's saying I didn't actually have the jet. I was working on it

You know right there. It was a light Chase I was like you gave her dog a jetpack. I went jetpack. I'll trade my horse for one I'm just being colorful. It's not an actual jetpack For one I'm just being colorful. It's not an actual jet pack Jason so disappointed Yeah, you never know. No. No you do know what it gives her dog a jet pack It's the one bit of the story that he paid attention to Like the only thing he held on to through that conversation because he is the perfect example of someone who is just Waiting to talk again. That's it. He's not listening to anything else that's going on. He can't wait to tell another unrelated nonsense story about his insane slash maybe too boring life. And I have examples of him not paying attention

at all and just waiting for his turn. But he gets back to talking about his horse. Now I thought that like, I'm really connected to my dog. Great. We can move on. We have this bond out together, right? No, no, no, no. He's not done talking about how important this horse is to him. But this is very like it's like therapy. But the way that it makes more sense to me than some dude here in my problems. I mean, I probably got to have that to be. This horse just gets me and

I feel calm when I'm around him. So it doesn't matter about the stresses of life. When I get around my horse, I just think about, like I said, dude, I don't look at the mounds. I don't look at the sky, but when I'm with my horse, I do. And it's like, I'm appreciating being alive. And I know it's him that's making me do that. So I'm I'm I'm good man. That's awesome. So anyway Double pressure flip the other day. Well tell us about that. We tried to take it a land that trick He's ever seen anyone else do it before so this is I can't look at Tony Hawk that he's like grabbing his one arm He's tapping his foot constantly You know what I think this is going on right now?

He's got two people he wants to impress. Well, he's friends with Rodney Mullen, but he really wants to impress his other guy, Andy. And his co-host, Jason, is embarrassing him. Shut up about the horses. We're talking to two really good skateboarders. We have company. They want to talk about skateboarding

and so does their audience. They want to talk about skateboarding audience I was looking at the YouTube comments and a lot of what I saw were like why aren't more people watching this like why? Yeah, millions of people watching this episode Millions of views exactly and I'm like well, did you watch it? Clearly this person just posted that Disappointed by the numbers, but this is, I mean, spoiler, I didn't watch the whole two hours. I could not get through it. This is the first hour. Yeah. Like half of the show is this. Well, they didn't really get into much skate talk during the first

half of the show. Right. And so he continues on about what this horse has done for him. And this is wild. So that thing you're talking about or your back hurting and then you learn something because God gave you that lesson. That's what I believe now too. Thanks to my horse. God came to him through his horse. Yeah, that's pretty impressive right there. This horse is spreading the word of God to people like Jason. That's impressive. Oh, definitely. And if you want to, if you want to play my, uh, number four, because it has to do with this God thing, I just, I like this clip a lot because he is talking about praying and he's talking

about praying in such a specific way where I was like, what, what is he talking about? And long hair asks a great question at the end of this clip that is never addressed. Long hair asks a great question at the end of this clip that is never addressed. It's never answered by anyone. Lately, but I believe that sometimes when difficulty comes my way, if I keep going, something ends up being better. Like for Tony and I, I started praying.

And when I first started praying, I felt silly, but I kept doing it anyway, because I was at a rock bottom in my life. And I was getting used to it. I was at a rock bottom in my life. And I was getting used to it. I get in a person told me three point stance. I don't know why, but I was at a meeting and it fired me up. I was like, I don't, it's hard for me to be on my knees because my knees are so sore. So when I pray, I get, I pray in a three point stance. Yeah. How's that? When I'm done.

Is it like a D lineman? is that how he's praying I'm Yeah, okay. He's lined up to go to the quarterback Like this is just him like you said this God story and he talks about how the devil talks to him and I hold on you're getting way out of us here. Okay, Doug You're you're getting way out of us here. Okay, you're spoiling got it got a story right here It tells me that Jason's not well And so this is a longer clip, but I couldn't take any of this out of here This is all important for what we're talking about

And I went outside and I prayed like I do in a three-point stance and I was like God I don't usually ask for this because I'm not supposed to ask stuff for myself But I'm gonna go skate today with Tony and if you just keep me safe that would be much appreciated and then I went to the ramp and I slid out on an Elliott backside Smith grind I got knocked out and I woke up and this is like a frequent thing for me unfortunately where Tony Hawks there he goes hey man where are you and I go I'm here. And I got knocked out. Yep, you did. And then I was like, that's not cool. And then he was like, no podcast today. And I was like, Come on, man. He's like, No, dude,

no podcast today. And I'm like, Okay, fair enough. I understand. And then they watched me until I was talking. I knew who I was. And I'm like, I'm good to go home. And then I drove for two and a half hours. I don't know if I told you this day, but a voice clearly in my head, this is dark, but it said, kill yourself. And I was like, and I know I've been knocked out a lot. And I know when you get knocked out, there's like a depression thing. There's definitely a darkness thing that can happen from concussions. So I've been down this road before,

but I never heard this voice like that before. And I was like, no, I will not. And now I'm driving for two and a half hours in traffic and it's whispering it to me and I'm like Okay, I hear you but no I'm not going to and please stop saying that cuz kind of creepy and Then I go home and I'm by myself on the couch and it's saying it to me and I'm like hey God Remember this morning when I said can I not get hurt? What's up with the voice that's telling me to kill myself after I got knocked out? That's pretty heavy, dude. And then I went to sleep and I woke up in the morning. Another voice said, you're going to be all right, chase.

See some food, get some rest. It'll all work out. Just take it easy. And I was like, who's that voice? Because it was different than the other voice. OK. This is schizophrenic. This is what we're talking about right here. And everyone should be alarmed. Everyone, you know, I'm up Tony Hawk. I'm going, so anyway, we did a frontside Smith grind down 20

rails. You want to talk about that again? Andy, that's pretty cool. But then we go get him help afterwards. Like we steer the conversation back to skateboarding to get him help. But no, he's very intense and he takes over the room. And so everyone's just watching him like, okay, there was voices in your head telling you to off yourself. And then you had another

voice in your head with which is a different voice. And I mean, he seems to think that this horse is going to solve all these problems for him. And I would say, no, he should go talk to somebody That idea but he should seek help I don't know how long horses live for but what happens when this horse passes Real problem for if that's his only yeah He does act like someone who doesn't have enough people to talk to yes, but doing this on a show that unnecessary yet If this is how he always talks to people that's why he has no one to talk to so Tony tries to make it less intense, and I think Tony hears the same instinct that I would have he whispers kill yourself

That I do it's like okay, let's lighten up the mood here. It's have a little bit of fun and Jason shuts that down immediately from this day on that day as well. I'll never forget this day The voice that said kill yourself to me and I know it's not The devil or I don't want to freak anybody out It's it's a demon to me and the other voice is God to me and now I hear it and the more and the God voice always gives me good advice like probably don't want to go down there you probably don't want to hang out with that person I'm like I see what you're saying probably won't jump up that step up well there was a lesson in that one

shut up stop ruining it Tony's trying to make a joke and what tells you that to alley up the step up, right? It was just like don't ruin the show Tony Serious psychological help Now I had that same clip because he does that several times just trying to get us back on track or into what this show Is supposed to be? this same mental issue story, whatever it is, if you play my number six, I just really loved this contradiction that he threw out near the end of his mental problem story.

I'm an addict, man. Like, should I go there? Should I smoke weed? No, dude, you should not. You're doing the right thing. Stay on the course. That voice I listen to. If the other voice is like, man, things are pretty stressful. It's pretty bad right now. You know, if you smoke some weed, it'd probably make you feel better. And I'm like, I know you dude, you're the one that told me to kill myself in the car on the way back from the rear the other day. No way. No, the answer is no. And ever since that day, it's been super easy for me to make the right choices in life.

I still make giant mistakes all the time. Like this monologue. Yeah. Where's the voice? I'll go on mistakes all the time. Like this monologue. Yeah, well right, yeah. Where's the voice now going? Wrap it up, wrap it up. And the demon voice is going, keep going, tell them more about us. Tell them more.

Did you tell them about how you brushed the horse's hair yet? Explain the shampoo that you use. Explain it. Ruin your show. Bore everyone to death. So of course we have to wrap this up at some point and this is how you know that we are just witnessing someone who believes that they're in group therapy because that's really what this turned into. Thanks for sharing that, Jason. Yeah. That's deep, bro. It's awesome Yeah, man, it was I know it's weird to say in front of everybody but

No, it's great that they suck too Yeah Thanks for sharing that Jason now let someone else have a turn Alcohols affected them in a negative way. It's the most respectful way to say shut up. Yeah. Thanks for sharing that Let's not talk about no follow-up questions. Yeah Yeah, no, I love how Tony shuts it down by going oh yeah that sucked Sounds horrible. There's a bad day So then the problem with all of this and I know this is going out

This is really the crux of the show. We have a lot more to talk about. The problem with all of this is that now you got Rodney moan in this negative headspace. And so Rodney starts telling these stories. Rodney should be talking about triple kickflips when he's 13 years old. This is what we want to hear about from Rodney, but instead he starts talking about these evil people in his life. I saw people seemingly squared away that could do not just bad

things, but you know, when is it do we discuss evil? Right? At some point you think, okay, that's not just bad. That's, it's getting there. And then you start wondering why and then you're on this hyper alert of wow, there's a spectrum of people, they can be in mansions. They can be in ghettos. They can be wherever And they all have the same fabric some just cloak it a little bit better, right? It's an American psycho style. Yeah, is that what it was? Yeah Yes, there's that so what is the point is being on the alert for saying? Oh, this is what? Some people very capable of murder or whatever look like

Mm-hmm, and they're fully functioning But you're just watching you recognize Everyone's very respectful obviously Rodney's a legend and everything but everyone's uncomfortable. Mm-hmm. Everyone's got clothes posture and Okay, what are we talking about now? We're talking about people are capable of murder and stuff like that. Yeah. So how about we take a quick break here? There's some coffee and donuts on the table. Today's show is sponsored by Liquid Death.

They needed an ad break or something. It's so bizarre because you can't have Jason Ellis do what he did at the start of a show. No. And by start, I do mean for the first hour and then have an interesting discussion about skateboarding. There's no way. So there's no coming back from it. Rodney gets into this family member of his and Rodney was grew up in a very strict environment and his dad wasn't going to let him skateboard. If you ever got hurt, he had to quit skateboarding and all this stuff. And so he's talking about this family member who got in some wacky shit. And then I had an up close personal with someone who went like,

committed to actually family member. And came back, had a story of someone who saw a vision that was right when it couldn't be right. Details. And that was enough to change his life and devote his life to Crowleyism and Golden Dawn and all this hardcore magic stuff. He had a doctor's degree, was a successful doctor. And I remember going into his room and seeing those ritual daggers, you know, the squealy ones, and the candles. Yeah, like the Indian dragons maybe. seen those ritual daggers, you know, the squiggly ones? And the candles?

Yeah, like the Indians and the dragons maybe. This is the real thing. And it was in his medical bag. And this is family. And I remember looking at it, I'm thinking, man, these kind of darkness, which is kind of what I'm drawn to Fuck This is not the right audience Play this for blind Mike and do that game that you guys do. Oh, that's a good idea. What is this show? Tony's lost control of this shot like this is not what he thought this was gonna be One more clip from this because this gets real dark

Going on the road with menace and like some of those characters couple of them doing time one of them right caught with a Caught with a body in the trunk type of thing before is on his way to the desert and Love this dude. Holy shit. That's not crazy. Thanks Jason. Yeah Negativity yeah, the parents are gonna have a big argument after that. I don't know shit. Don't you think what are you doing? Oh? so thankfully we're now 49 minutes into the show and Thankfully we finally turn after all of this nonsense. I just saw a video recently I did it Elgarial in a contest to accident

I gotta find that one I do appreciate that about this show. They'll be talking about some trick They were working on or something they did and then they show the clip show the clip. Seriously, I went through a big depression after that. Oh, it is the one thing I wonder with visual podcasts because most of it is just two people sitting on a couch talking to each other. I tried to listen to this first. Okay. And I was like like I don't get it like like something's not connecting So I had to go back. I had to watch it certainly to pull Yeah, I've never been a Jason Ellis fan, and this is a popular show and maybe other shows are not so intense and

It's great like it's a friend. I was shocked by this Yeah, if you want to play just one more clip if you want to play it um my number eight is So the green room you you showed that or whatever it is the waiting room at the beginning well Short hair. I'll just listen. They got to be short hair long hair. That's what I got Short hair started a long hair, and he's like I just listened to you on another podcast coming in and you're great I can't wait to hear all your stories and I was waiting like I was waiting this whole time to hear The guy with long hair spin some yarns and tell some cool tales finally

Tony Hawk tries to get this show going and ask them a question there's so much happening in this clip because he doesn't know how to ask a question and Long hair has no idea how to answer a question So I want to see Ronnie with both of you guys because you have said this Ronnie of where you're like, I think we're all Wired the same, you know, some are a little bit more deranged than others, but we all have the same schematics, right? How did you guys stay on the straight and narrow in your lives? You go first.

You have really good parents. Like, I know your parents. Yeah, you do. Yeah. Yeah, you came over for a bit. Oh, yeah. Chilling on the white rock. And we had dinner that night.

Yeah, yeah, that was cool. Try the lobster. Yeah, I remember listening to you that when we were hanging out having dinner. Yeah, all my high school friends worked at that restaurant. Huh. Damn, that just went. Wait, what was the question?

What would it be in? How did you guys make good choices through your life? We made good choices? I don't know. Let's go. In Andy's defense, he's been saying through all the cycle babble and craziness and finally get to answer questions just like where am I what's going on here is this a trick question yeah all of them every reaction by each one of them would have made so much more sense

if we saw them doing bong rips like right before this I just have a couple more clips. I want to play them. Yeah, sure move on but this is a fun little moment where Tony Hawk tries to be humble and You know, it's just like well I can never do it you do and the kind of thing and they immediately shut that shit down Like Yes, you can different speeds of grinding. Yes you can, yes you can. Remember the first time you ever did the loop? That is a great point.

Remember how you built the loop, and then when you did it, you're like, this is not the way the loop should be? And then you built another loop? Yeah, I'm just saying, I'm talking about the actual. It's the same thing. That's right. That's why you guys are gods among men. But yeah, fuck the loop, baby. Upside down awareness, Steve. And then I did the loop. Upside down awareness. It's just that anti-p aware of awareness like how does that work?

Turned into the view Oh God I didn't make it that far in the show that's hilarious I love it to completely different conversations at the same time that happens again. Oh right here The whole birthday party just trying dark slides. Reef? Back then? Yeah. No, I was probably like 10 years ago, yeah. That's wild.

Yeah. The guy that does the fakie cavalier rules and stuff. So cool to see. The Popshoot the Shoving guy. Oh, Reef. Yeah, Reef. They just do Reef? Yeah.

Again, if you're stoned in a room with three other people and there aren't microphones in front of you This makes total sense and they're all straight edge and they talk about that. They talk about the straight-edge what? Yeah What that's part of the conversation that they were having is because Jason is now sober Since that incident happened and you know, he's got the demon going out. Let's smoke weed and the gods going back. Come on, man. All right, let's do some blow Sober now you're telling me that the guy with the long hair is stone sober. Yeah. Yeah, he's a professional He's in the Olympics. Okay, he represented his country in the Olympics And you wouldn't believe that if you're just watching this guy you'd be like this guy just got the Sabbath did they?

You're right. No, okay I have one more clip on here. This is just so Andy is geeking out talking to Rodney Mullen because Props to Andy he knows all the history of skateboard. He's watched all the old videos. He knows all the **** He understands. He's also skates for Powell which Rodney and Tony did and so he's all geeked about this and you'd think this would be like a special moment for for Jason

Ellis on his show to have this happening. He is checked out and like how many tricks have you invented that you haven't told us about like staring at his Like, you know what I mean? Like, does it get to that point where you're just like, man, if I contribute any more, like, people aren't going to know that, like, people are going to think that, like, that, that they're like, I got to let them think that they're inventing stuff. You just watch from, from, from the corners and you're just like, oh, man, I was watching Tony watch Jason. Yeah. Put it away or I'll take it away.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder if they had a conversation after this episode about like, all right. They had I don't know how long they had a show. Do you know? I don't. I should have looked that up, but they have what? Two hundred thousand subscribers. Yeah. They've been around for a while for sure. Wow Tony Alex that much of a broadcaster, but I think it's hilarious that you brought up Your last episode with those paintball guys because what I was listening to this I was like, it's the same show

Yes, it's the same same show but with higher profile hopes Well, yes, I was gonna say that the major difference is that that these are dorks in their basement doing this for 12 years. They're guys who have accomplished everything you can accomplish in their sport. And now we're talking about it. So that's kind of cool. But I would not be surprised if Jason Ellis started talking about charcuterie at some point. I'm surprised he didn't actually. That seems too fun for this guy. Right. Yes, that would be intense enough.

I don't think well, thanks for sitting through that. Thanks Tony muskrat for suggesting that. I mean, basically what he said is just like watching Jason. I was derailed this whole conversation with these guys. I'd love to hear what they're talking about what they're doing and what videos are gonna be shooting next and what's on the horizon and don't get into a lot of that. I mean, there's a thing with Andy there is that he's been in the Olympics. He didn't win gold. He was all mad at himself for it. He was talking about the struggle he had and how he's going to come back from that. They never really get into any of that stuff. They just move on.

Okay. That's good. All right. You know what time it is. It's time for our cringe of the week. And this cringe of the week comes in from Ivana see the boat movie in our discord You guys know Caleb hammer from financial audit. We've played him on the show a few times. He's doing commercials Now I see on TV for some investment app or some something But he always gets these guests out So his whole goal is to help people who are in debt Get out of debt and not get back into debt again. In a very tough love style. Correct. So he lets them know, like, no, no, you're doing this wrong. And he gets these people who

are just like, I just had some bad luck. I'll figure it out kind of stuff. It's like, well, you're here to get help. You should probably listen. And this most recent guest that he had is no exception to this. This is pretty funny. I love Caleb's reactions to things. That is the wrong clip right there. That's our that's our next segment that we're going to do. So I must have saved this in the wrong spot. Oh, and you want to make money in this business? God damn it. I'm just warming you up. All right, hold on. I'm going to find this because it's in my discord. Discord is free. Go to whoarethese.com. There's a link there. Sign up for our Discord fun conversation. Hekomania 2. I forgot to say that again. I bet you all make a million dollars

in 2025. What do you say to that? What do you wanna bet on that? I don't bet, but I would bet $100,000 on that. Shut the f*** up. Happily. Really? You're not a betting man though? No, I'm not. You can't just tease me with that.

You are, there's no way, unless you have something I don't know about. I'm starting a nonprofit For that show it's it's a lot of fun. That's great. Yes, so thank you or beta patched for sending that into us last night on misery loves company. Now, Kevin does multiple shows a day. Now he's one of these guys. So he did his show and he pulled some

clips from this little piggy who was sniping us or something. So we'll talk about that in a little bit. But after that, he did a show where he had on guests, Tom Myers and Ray DeVito. And Mr. Kill, everything was on there as well. And the way that these two interact is interesting. It's almost like they have a rivalry. But Ray thinks he's a much better comic than Tom. And of course, Todd thinks he's a better comic than everyone.

So it's kind of a fun back and forth that happened on the show. I hope there's these two should team up and start a show together, maybe. Ray, apologize that Tom. I don't owe him anything. He can, I wish him well. I don't need to be wished well by you. You know why? Because whenever I've heard your comedy buddy, I, yeah, yeah. Okay, go ahead, Tom. Whenever my album stream, you know who gets all the money from that me I didn't do his dumbass mistake and have Aaron Berg produce my

Album so that he gets where can we find your album? Tom Myers dot us this God us The guy who thought the dot us was gonna catch fire So Tom really thinks that he makes money Streaming his comedy albums. I Want to see the accounting on this? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll tell you if I had a guess a number I would say less than five dollars all time

How much is he making streaming his comedy? What's he even talking about here? He's how proud of himself that's like his big after you to rate a veto is like well I'm making more money on my comedy because I I get the money when I stream in I went in and I'm by myself Didn't have anyone else. I just put it with it is kind of fun. Just like watching two losers are you? Who's the bigger loser? It's amazing. No, you suck. No, no, no, no, no, you suck.

Guys, you both suck. Come with me. Guys, guys. So here's more. You're both right. It's fine. Yeah. Here's more of their, their back and forth.

Tom's got as many credits as you do. Yeah, yeah. Don't go, don't go, don't go. The real, the real adult is talking. The, the non emotionally st real the real adult is talking. The non emotionally scunted adult is is talking with your water goggles on Ray. If you write, he's sober. You wish you could say you wish you could say you're 13 years anything. No. If you leaned into the Sheckler thing the way I did with Nick Mullin.

Director X. All right, so let me provide some context here. Raise got this guy Franklin Schecter makes all these videos about him and I've talked to Ray about this a lot of people have Ray wants to bring some type of I don't know if it's a lawsuit or press criminal charges because he sees as harassment and he's getting gigs cancelled because of this guy. He's got a really big problem with this guy. And so that's what they're discussing right now.

And Ray's like, I don't even want to talk about him because I'm in the middle of a legal thing. So I don't say his name. I don't talk about it. And that's why he's reluctant. They're calling him Director Axe or whatever. But Tom Myers is talking about when Nick Mullen from Cum Town would clown him, how Ray should follow in the same footsteps that Tom did when that happened to him. So you wish you could say you're 13 years anything.

No. If you leaned into the Sheckler thing the way I did with Nick Mullen. Director X, Director X. Yeah. You lean into the, that's why I'm sorry, I can't, that's right, I'm not allowed to bring Director X's I'm sorry. I can't. That's right. We are not allowed to bring director X's real name. Ray has to jump off. Yeah.

Oh, if you lean into this, if you lean into Franklin Shackler's, all right. He's like a dog going off whenever he hit the doorbell. His legal team said jump off. I can't believe that Tom Myers is sitting there acting like he was a good sport about being clowned at any point in his life. It's never happened. And this whole idea, like I was watching the show tiresires last night, Stavros is on that show. He's phenomenal on there. He had Nick Mullen, who's one of the greatest

podcasters of all time, Stavros, Helkius, who's still doing more and more things and getting himself out there, both goofing on this guy and he did not handle it well. And he should have! That was the thing, like people told him, dude, just bill yourself as the world's worst stand-up comic. People will come and see that. They Just bill yourself as the world's worst stand-up comic people will come and see that they want to see what the world's worst And I'm great, and yeah, I love how he pretends. I'm just rolling with the punches. I just rolled the punches man

These people with the revisionist history I don't know if they believe it or if they just like hoping other people believe it and is it is it weird that on? Kevin Brennan's own podcast he is the worst audio like how is that possible? Dude, he sounds the worst out of any of these people. He's got that Headset that headsets a disaster. It's a disaster because every time he gets loud it crackles and you can't hear him So we got a new one. That's a new one Yeah, and it just sounds like he's in an empty warehouse or something. There's echo. It's it's awful It's not great and Tom sounds terrible, too

He's the quietest one and I don't have this clip but in this back and forth He's yelling at Ray for not having a green screen Dude just order a green screen. I got mine like three days, and I look like a pro Green screen I got mine like three days and I look like a pro Should have pulled that clip alright, so they're talking about Ray's legal team going after Franklin checker and You know Kevin makes the joke. What do you got like a bunch of hot chicks on your legal team? so they're talking about that and Tom says something that is wild. Chicks on your legal team that wear the like fluffy bra. I mean the blouse and you can almost see

their tits. Hell yeah, dude. That's how we do things. Ray, you do know what tits look like, right? Oh, oh, Tom's still here. Alright. Hey, what's up time this fucking virgin? Like I know you look at them three or four times a day on your computer, but yes, I've seen movies I don't they look like that's crazy. He wants to big-time. I'm so bad. He does not want to be on the bottom rung right? Yes Right right you better respect Tom. So wait, wait. What is Ray and Tom not like each other? I don't hate Tom. I'm just having fun. Ray, you hate Tom. What Tom

ever do to you? You know what these guys all do? They they fight to be the punching bag on this show and so Ray even talks about on this episode how we made less money money This past year than did the year before Podcasting and he goes well, it's because you don't have me on the show as much anymore Kevin It's like well, yes It's cuz we beat up on Tom Myers now and we beat up on Stevie Lou and we beat up on we have all these Up to the really want this job

These guys like chance on all the time all these guys that we beat up on he's just like I wish you'd beat up on me More what the fuck? I'm I'm fascinated by the fact how far into this episode are we at this point? Do you know I don't Stalent 19 okay, I just find it hilarious how this must have been going on for a long time and finally mr. Kill everything's like wait. Do you two not like each other? Well, I got a text from car I wouldn't even know what happened, but I got a text from Cardiff last night telling me that Ray DeVito and Tom Myers were going out of

that MLC. So I pulled it up and watched it for a little bit. I think this occurred throughout the entire episode. Now, it's a good man. He's been sitting on it for half an hour. I yeah, I agree with KB on this Ray because, because you've been taking cracks at Tom. I don't know Tom that well, but I want to know what the f*** is going on between you two. To be fair to Ray, you'll probably find out what's wrong with me at the end of the night.

So I'm just giving you a heads up, Mr. Kelly. All right. No, I'm just kidding. David Kelly, you f***ing idiot. David Kelly, no one can look it up. I'm gonna read all the super chats, direct the show. David Kelly did Boston Legal. Holy s**t, I'm trying to ask questions. He's married to Michelle Pfeiffer. Michelle Pfeiffer was the hottest actress for like

how many, like at least. Doug, could you imagine being on a show like this? This is insane. Imagine being the host of a show like this where everyone's having a different conversation about something else one decade She was yeah But the host is derailing it like what they were talking about something completely different. What is Brennan doing? This is what he does. This is what he does Asking questions to move your show along here by asking rain time

Yeah, move my show along if you dropped off you drunken. Well, yeah, yeah. We've got like five different podcasts with four panelists. Julie Bowen, you're right. Julie Bowen. How did you scratch Tom? Actually get a decent boy just now. There's five guys going out with just four guys. Not bad. Ray's looking up shit.

No, it's not a game show in his head. Yeah, right. There's five foggys going out with just four guys. Not bad. Ray's looking up shit Julie Bowen, you're right Julie Bowen hot as No, Julie Bowen Michelle But she was in boss illegal Julie Bowen Michelle Pfeiffer is married. No, I was talking about Michelle Pfeiffer She's married to uh, who who made Boston League. He's a big time director, writer, director. Kevin always be yelling that out. Right. Yes. He's very passionate about everything for no reason. So that's what's going on. Maybe that should be the cringe of the week. Now that I think about it guys We have a special guest joining us today He hasn't been on the show in quite some time. We hung out in Las Vegas and Hackamania one Pat Dixon is here. What's up, Pat? Hey

Well, buddy, how you been? Well, hey, I was really enjoying your clip just now You know, I hope this doesn't play out of sequence or anything, but love watching Kevin take on the tough topics. Yes, finally. Yeah, Boston legal. Yeah, who was David Kelly? Well, I think he was I think he was attempting to correct Ray which never needs to be done We all just assume right doesn't know what he's talking about. You're fine Is anybody do you not know who David E Kelly is? So what a tragedy in? 2025 All right, I brought on Is anybody do you not know who David E Kelly is? So what a tragedy in 2025? All right, I brought on Little six so sorry about the sound. Oh, no worries

We brought Pat on for a couple of different reasons. The main reason being is that Pat got to be on one of the most important broadcasts of our lifetime stuttering John's last show ever. And before we get into that, I do have a parody sign that came in just a little bit too late, unfortunately, but Mr. Magenta wrote a song for John's New Year's resolution. And this is a U2 cover parody. I, I will be broke again. I, I will podcast again. I, can't see my kids again.

I, will have a stroke Shorten to the point I always do appreciate that Chains all of those resolutions come true. Yes Appreciate that and one more piece we have to talk about before we get into John's last show ever and that would be Bob sent this in he had a similar idea that I had he actually tried to send this in before I put together my version of a hard day's night starting with the the cord yes the cord heard around the world but he he

took it to the next level here. It's been a lost phone night And I'm on YouTube trying to cope It's been a lost phone night All I remember was pushing both And you'd have thought I was cut When all the blood from my butt Left a mattress marked for good You know I can't say why

But I think surely he sent a guy And though I'd love to fight This time I'm calling the FBI I can't imagine the goal If Kate recorded my calls And they'll be played at Davulkan What to do? Kate's gonna need some more code

But it's clear I'm a bad guy who is broke Broke, yeah! It's been a lost phone night I could have left it in the cab It's been a lost phone night I could have left it in the cab it's been a lost phone night and at the strip club there's still a tab but what just cannot be missed is clearly Kate and I kissed and I was told again. Well done. That was great. Very fun song. So yeah, the big news. I don't know if we've talked about on this show, but I know that surely has announced it. I think he's even played some clips of season two of the Kate Meany, John Melendez telephone tapes. So apparently they struck up a relationship again because John

gives such a good phone and Kate was recording yet again and John had all this trust in her for some reason, even though he tried to get her arrested with the FBI told on her to her mom and her grandma bothered her mom on the phone. He bothers other people's parents on the phone as we're going to see in just a minute. So I'm not surprised that Kate was ready to stick it to John again if that is the case or maybe it's all AI who knows. I guess I have to go to DappleCon 3 to find out. So I want to start off now, Pat, you did join the show. I'm gonna, I'm gonna start before you were on, but I do have some questions with you on there as

well. And again, I'm not asking you to trash your friend, John, make any observations you care to make here, but you do have some insider knowledge. I mean, what difference does it make? He's history, he's finished. Well, right. So I'm glad you have that attitude also Just so you know all you have to do is be on this show and you've already trashed it Because that's what happened with Adam Bush is he's just like he's going on all the shows and trashed me and Adam Bush has never Trashed John what time he's just making that's true. I only got one side of that story and I totally believed it Well, this is the thing John doesn't know what trashing someone means.

So Adam Bush will come on and make brilliant observations about John and what's going on in his life and with his show and John doesn't listen. He doesn't care to actually get feedback. So he just goes, they're trashing me. Okay, that's- If you're not complimenting him, you're trashing him. Right, yes.

I think that's true. You don't even have to trash him or be on the show. If someone he knows tells him that he'll think that's true as well. Yes. Good point. Cause cause Adam, Adam Bush, this is an interesting backstory. You wouldn't know this either probably Pat, but Adam Bush, the first time he was on John show, he goes, John, I love the devil verse. I listened to all the shows. John's like you. You like shoelace shows. Yeah, I love show show. You like Carl show. Yeah. Yeah. I love Carl show. Do you watch those shows? Yeah, I watch all the shows. He even watches potato soup. That's how deep

he goes and John even said, well, you know, you can go to the shows. I you know, whatever if you're a fan of this stuff, he didn't have a problem with it until just recently. For some reason, he's had a huge problem with it. I'm speaking of a potato soup. What's up, Cardiff? What the fuck was that? I saw you out there special for you. I might not even give it to you now. Oh, come on. Give it to me. Don't be like that. Ready? Yep. That's pretty close. I think I got it. Okay.

You'll have to send me. You'll have to send me that. I was going to say the notes, but I don't know if that's possible. There's a strange tuning required as well. I don't think I can play that on the piano. Let's put it that way. It's a freaking parody chord. Oh, it's not bad.

That's pretty close. A parody chord. Oh, that's not bad. That's pretty close. A parody chord. That's a fantastic way to maximize that note. All right. So John starts off his show and he doesn't want people sending deliveries to his house during his final show. Oh, by the way, there's a sign out there. No deliveries. When you come past, if you're not gonna door, you ring the doorbell. Ah, it ain't gonna be good.

I'll belch in your face. So my question to all of you is, who is he threatening right now? Does he think the delivery divers are for people? Does he think the delivery people are watching the show? Like, oh, turn around. Beat me up. That's a boat there. And I was going to say, I don't know if John understands this or not. He doesn't. When he makes declarations like this early in the show, because I have signs

out to say no deliveries. What VTM does is he puts in the Uber eats app. There's going to be signs out front, but ignore those. He definitely wants this delivery. It's for these other things that are coming through. Like he'll put in there specifically to ignore the signs. Tell him you're a fan. Yeah. Tell him you're a fan. Yeah. He went home alone style. He put some tar on the door after they knocked. So then they have, he heated up the handles of what they held it real long. All right. So this is, he cracks up in his first beer. Got some, I went shopping. This is really bad. I don't know. He's smelling it.

Sitting in my fridge should be okay. I hope they're all not going to taste weird. After a few beers, I won't even notice. What a pro. Now, if I were to open up a beverage and I tasted it, it tasted bad. I would dump it out. Try a different one or call it a day.

That never even occurs to chat. He just goes. Oh wow whatever I'll get drunk enough. I won't even be able to taste it. He's fine. I'll pull it out Didn't he eat the old meat or cheese or? Two vegetables go bad Is the question he asked his co-host? What do you think about that Pat two vegetables go bad Is the question he asked his co-host What do you think about that Pat two vegetables go bad? I've never eaten one. I don't know. Yeah, you would know I'm asking the right guy. I Like what I don't have this clip

But at one point a super chatter comes up and they're just like John's chugging energy drinks and then beer and like, you know John that's not good for your heart. You've had a couple strokes and pets on. They're going, ah, your heart could handle it. Rub some dirt on it. You'll be fine. That gives the worst medical advice ever. If you're hard, you can't handle like why did you drink it? Some alcohol. Like what's the point?

What right? If you can't do that for 40 years straight, then what even is the point? You don't deserve to live that. You do this often. I thought it was just a New Year's Eve thing. Oh, yeah, this is every day He chugs energy drinks and then goes right into beer Do you think you think there was a chance that case of beer he bought before he left? For New York and he just it was it's been sitting in his trunk for like three weeks and in the Florida Sun Yeah, there's a real good chance.

That's the case. Of course. Just checking. Now, it's like really a weird reverse smokey in the bandit thing. Kason in his trunk. John gets back from New York a couple of days ago. And of course he left his cats there for two weeks. Now, I thought that he had Bob Sativa watching the house or one of his buddies down

there watching the house, but maybe not. Got some cleaning supplies because I had to clean my little, he had to get the kitty litter. I scrubbed that fucking floors with fucking soap and for my knees with the fucking cat shit cat litter stick and we were fucking scrub it, fucking sweeping. Then I'm out there in the fucking lawn, fucking scrubbing it with bleach, fucking cleaning all that cat shit. Oh, please smell that cat shit. Dude, these cats have destroyed his new house.

Good. He deserves it. No, I agree with you. But think about that nightmare scenario. Like, John doesn't clean. No. I thought he had a cleaner. There was so much shit on the floor. Oh, that's a good point. Maybe the cleaner came over and went, no, I'm not doing this. Also, good. Because he was already home for a day or two, and then he finally, this day, decided he needed to clean up. Enough's enough.

He's walking on cat shit. And think about that. There's a parody song. to clean up enough's enough he's walking on cat shit and think about there's a parody song I can't but think about that right there if the cats are shitting everywhere yeah what else are they doing or they must be pissing on his pillow poisoning Pillow poisoning. He's here. Yeah, they poisoned his fear. Probably should have get the beer and then closing it back up, taping it. So it can't tell. My God.

What a nightmare, this is for the cats. Yeah, for the cats. Yeah. How is he not having people watch his cats after he already had the humane society or ever showed up to his house. And so we had to get this paperwork done. He had to pay a fine or something like that because of all these. And then immediately after that, he leaves the cats for two weeks to just shit up the house. Who gets this angry about having to change cat litter or scrub out the box or something like this squinty angry John. I have not seen this before. I don't like this character. Oh you think that he's talking about litter boxes? I think he's talking about his floors. Oh just the whole floor. Okay. I think there's shit all over the floor

Yeah, a litter box you can throw away get a new one if it's right. That's right. Well most people can Yes, I wouldn't that's what mrs. Hamburger does Not in charge of that That's what Mrs. Hamburger does not charge of that. All right. So this is the moment everyone's talking about. John says he got with a big bang. He's got this whole idea. This plan that he's going to do for his last show.

Yeah, is this Mr. Igor? Hello? Yeah, is this Mr. Igor? Why do you want to know? Because my name is Stuttering John Melendez. I'm a celebrity and your son, Shulie, has been harassing me. You're on a recorded line. I'm live right now.

He sends people to record me at clubs. He goofs on my 87 year old mother saying that like guys on his show is having sex with my mother. What is happening? Is this Mr. Weir? Your son's shit. So this is what I always say about John. This is what sums up all of his behavior. Just remember that John never progressed past the age of six

or seven. This is the exact same thing as being over to friend's house, playing outside, your friend swears and you run inside and go, Oh, Billy just said a swear. Billy just said a swear. Try to get your friend in trouble. Like what are you, what are you doing? What are you calling his parents? How would this even cross the mind of anyone over 10 years old? That's, that's what I mean. Remember he called cake crazy to try to get her in trouble. How would this even cross the mind of anyone over 10 years old? That's what I mean. Remember he called Kate Meaney's mom to try to get her in trouble. And then when that didn't work, he blasted Kate Meaney's mom and said that she was a horrible mom.

Kate Meaney's an adult. He doesn't know what a bad look is. No, no. He doesn't know embarrassment. He doesn't know what a bad look is. He's advertising it. I'm more offended by this on a showbiz level. Carl. Yeah. He finally has a good bit. He blows it in the first five minutes and then those four hours of nothing. No offense, Pat. Four hours of the stream. I don't know. This is a good bit, but it is being talked about. He's come up with it is it is being talked about for sure. I like that. He also said he goes, oh, by the way, you're being recorded. So if you are recording someone else and you're worried about two party consent, you have to get consent, right? You're not just telling them, but by the way, I'm robbing you right now. So you can't arrest me because I'm telling you I'm robbing you, but this is just a little bit more from the call.

And that's Mr. Agar is the all star. I mean, he might win Devler of the year. He asked the hard hitting questions. 2025. Who is this? Do you know the name? John Melendez. I was the announcer for the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

I've never been arrested. I have a college degree. I'm a very successful, I'm a college degree. I'm very successful. I'm rich. I'm intelligent. I got smart kids. And your son and his show harassed me every day. I filed a report with the Cape Coral police.

And he keeps on going. Now he's sending the people to tape me at bars. And he's goofing on my 87 year old mother and saying that they're having sex with my mother. This is your son, Shuli. Uh, tell me something. Why you. Huh? Why are you calling me? You're his father. Maybe you could talk some sense into him.

Oh, that is my favorite right there. So he starts right off with his credits. So he has to explain that he's on the Tonight Show. He's never been arrested. The credits change a little bit based on what he's talking to and what he's talking about. Jesus Christ. I thought he was going to get to that. I have so much to brag about.

I know he didn't talk about writing for the Howard Stern show. And some people say I was just a call screener, but actually I contributed a lot of different ways to that. I know we didn't talk about writing for the Howard Stern show and some people say I was just a call screener, but actually I contributed a lot of different ways of that show. My favorite bits are Dr. Ringo Starr. Maybe you saw it. Really? It all begins in the fourth grade. How much time you got? Pat, can you talk a little bit for me? Your mic is like cutting in and out. It is. Let me crank you up and see if that works fine up here. Sorry about that I was wondering how come nobody laughed at anything I said

That's why you've been you've been trashing John and we can't even hear it. Unfortunately, but trashed him non-stop All right, so Mr. Agar plays that perfectly like why are you calling me? Why are you why are you telling me this? What do I have to do with anything? Because she leaves an adult man. I think he's close to 50 years old. He like he's his dad doesn't have any control over what he does anymore. But I love the way this call ends. Okay. All right. Thank you. Mr. Igor. Same to you, sir. Okay. Shit. Wait. Now you've harassed my mother.

Okay. That's actually not true, but we'll get into that. I love that. All right. Happy new year. Your son's the worst person ever. Talk some sense into him. Happy new year. This is crazy. He's really proud of himself. Like he really thinks he did something with that phone call other than embarrass himself. Yeah like a 30 second conversation with Count Chocula and he's like So what's more embarrassing this call or the Trump call because both failed miserably Immediately to be right What do you think Cardiff? I don't know because this is

This is playing all the hits like I would think that this was a bit that he was doing because him just Listing his credits and him saying that he has money and he's a great father Like there's so much about this where if I gave him more credit, I'd be like, this is actually hilarious that he's finally just like leaned into it and this is his big send off. So I don't know what to think of this. This is better than the Trump call.

Definitely though. Yeah. The Trump call definitely wasn't a goof. He was genuinely mad at Donald Jr. Right. Trump would intervene. All right, so he's going to go on to explain that he told his mom how Shulie and the Uncle Rico show were harassing her. I go my you know, they were she goes wait a second. They using my image.

I go. Yeah, she goes. Can a second, they using my image? I go, yeah. She goes, can I sue them? I said, probably. Well, what are they doing with my picture? Oh, they got you with handcuffs, you know, K-Y jelly, video fucking machines, saying they're having sex with you. She goes, you gotta be kidding me.

I said, no no but I'm calling this asshole's father today a couple things here so a this conversation didn't happen it will explain why that's true no I hope that's ridiculous so this hasn't been happening we don't all scream KY jelly or mothers I don't personally oh okay if we're not cooking They haven't done this since like July when John got that attorney involved and I talked to him and Bob Lee. He talked to him and she'll he talked to him and the whole point was like leave family out of this and they stopped doing that bit of John's mom

dating Mike Morrison and all that kind of stuff. So John saying these just brought this up to his mom now for no reason. Like he always is the one who's harassing his own family. When he repeats the jokes that I said about his kid that one time and he repeats it over and over and over again on the show. He's then harassing his own nobody. Nobody is called John's kids losers on the internet more than John. Correct.

I'm also thinking because it's his last show ever. He's bringing back the greatest hits. Yeah, sure But he goes I told my mom they were showing your photo and she goes can I sue that didn't happen only that's what John would Of course, that's not what an 87 year old woman would be like. Well, let's get a lawsuit started that Doesn't make any sense. No props to Clay Dabler. We've been saying that a lot lately, because he brings clay on and clay did not approve of this phone call. Hey, Clay. Hey, Johnny boy, my man. This gentleman. Yes. Yes. You see, I just called shit ways that I'm so fucking over these guys.

Yeah. Ugly stuff. They just sent people to tape me at my fucking local pub. Yeah. I mean, at what point did they think they crossed the fucking line? Clay. Just. I love that local pub is 4,000 miles from where he currently is. True. But I love clay. You know, that local pub is 4000 miles from where he currently is true. But I love clay's reaction right there. He goes. Yeah, that was ugly stuff and John did not like that. Yeah. So he has to get fired up and all worked up about it. But I know this has been sad and we all know this. She did not send people to sales place to film John John did when I go out somewhere like we go to Detroit

or Nashville or Philadelphia and we want to meet up with people before the show I put it on social media this is where we're going to be at this time and then people come and meet us this is what John did he advertised where he was going to be on social media it was all over dabblers anonymous no one told anyone to go they just went oh John's gonna be there I'll go down to that I was thinking about it we looked closer to sales place could hang out there so he's full of shit with this he's looking for an excuse for his awful behavior and he's dumb this is John explaining that he did the right thing when he called Mr. Agar. Don't worry. I said you're on a recording line. You're on a fucking day. I said it twice.

So fuck off. I mean, I don't think you shouldn't punish you. Anyway, that were illegally fucking recorded. Fuck you. No, no, no, no. We're not getting into it. I know. Let's not even get let's move along and have a great final show John There you go clay Where we've been talking about this is what John says you're absolutely right What am I going on about good point Call people's fathers you're right

Clay dabler all sunshine and rainbows on this day. It's wonderful. Yeah. Clay's excited to celebrate. Yeah. Farewell to the King. Up a cell that they're doing. So John claims and that's the other thing too where he goes, well, they did something illegal. So why wouldn't I do something illegal? It's like that kind of works in football or hockey. Like if you react to the thing that happens to you're the one who gets the penalty but in law

Not so much Or else gang warfare would be litigated very differently. Oh, oh, they're gonna drive by on you guys first. Oh, well, then yeah, yeah Yeah, that's fine. Why don't you say so? I thought you might have you cross check somebody they get to call your parents They know I just came back from an injury. So mean. Well, he's trying to win hearts and minds. You know, right? Yes. You understand why I'm the good guy, right? Uh, no, but keep explaining it. Now what we're going to find out here. Now remember John's all fired up. He's all upset. And find out here. Now, remember, John's all

fired up. He's all upset. And because they were harassing his mom, that's why he had a call of Mr. Agar. And just for the record, no one cares that he called Julie's dad. She really laughed about it. Everyone's laughing about it. Mr. Agar came off way better than John did that exchange. But this is what actually happened when John told his mom about what happened. This is the real response. I take it, my mom was like, they're showing my picture. So I thought it was hilarious in the inside. And my mom's so vague, she goes, how do I look?

Is it a good picture? I hope. I don't know. You look great, but don't worry about it. Just so that she always looks beautiful. Isn't it amazing? It just became a funny anecdote. Yeah, that's a bizarre turn. Yeah, just seven minutes ago. Writing the writing process. It was World War Three was started just seven minutes ago. It was a Franz Ferdinand and now all of a sudden it's just like, yeah, we laugh about it to this day. She's like, KY jelly, what's that for?

I'm like, oh, Bob, you know, don't make me say it. You're dry cunt, mom. I don't use that kind of language for my mom, but you know what? I think your dry cunt does need to be a punchline. So the name of my next album. Yeah, okay, all right, so It's never not a punchline. It's a correct. It's a super changer It's actually a term of endearment in my home

Oh you all right, this is John fishing for a compliment and not getting it. This is hilarious This is John fishing for a compliment and not getting it. This is hilarious. I just got my head blazed. Just do it. What can you afford a haircut? Cheap bastard. You don't want to spring out the extra. I don't look at your hair. Okay. Watch John's facial reaction when he realized he's not getting the compliment. So first he calls him gay with the just do it for even asking watch John space drop immediately what can you afford a haircut cheap bastard advice with that fucking my Chris trade god damn wig, I don't, John. It's literally a fate. How could it be a wig? Yeah, that'd be amazing. Right? I killed for Clay's hair.

Clay has amazing hair. I mean, we can all agree on that. Pat's a close second. Why thank you. Of course. I have hair. I get haircuts. You get haircuts? John doesn't need them. He just lets the hair grow right over his ears. It just tells the woman. Do you imagine he went to? Whatever the place is Sam special place or what's the name of the?

Salonica it's a special stand super Sam super Sam's yeah something like that He goes in there. He's just like no. I don't need my haircut like no, but sir you do It's like you bring Sam's fantastic sense cause like, no, but sir, you do. It's like you bring fantastic sense. It's like you bring your, your car in and it's 5,000 miles overdue for an oil change. You're like, no, no, just rotate the tires. That's all. But sir, we really can change this oil. No, no, I'm good. So John's explaining why he's leaving the

dabble verse. And once again, explaining why this was his last show ever. So see you next year, John. Take your bowl and run home. See, this is so funny, Clay. I'm not running. I'm beginning a new adventure. You know, like to me, it's become toxic. It's not, you know, when you start sending people to my pub for your content, sending people to my pub for your content, you can't create your own. No, it's not. I didn't get into this thing to have people

harass the fuck out of me. You're embarking on a new chapter in the story. What the fuck is that noise? He's gonna ask ask those you. All right. John is now claiming he's got his timeline off here. John announced he was leaving the devil verse in early December, mid December, maybe it was the day I saw him in Zoom court. Yes. Right. Yes, that's correct.

It was the zoom court. Exactly. Yeah, that's right. He's leaving the devil verse on 31st. Now he's claiming that he's leaving because it's a too toxic. He's the one calling family members and B because they're sending people to his the pub that he's at which happened on the 26th of december Again, you already announced this so that doesn't you really can't factor that one in to the reason Reasons on top of reasons. Yeah, I mean like I had, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, It's New Year's Eve and now New Year's Day where clay is in England So they're shooting off fireworks. It just like turn those things off The king everyone is that the TV do the TV on really loud

Actually at first I thought you know what I thought it was was I thought it was a delivery guy banging on his door Yeah, right Right was told to ignore the signs ignore the sides and knock really really loud using the battery grab if you need to Alright so now the exciting entrance of Pat Dixon comes in and This is what I was talking about earlier in comes in and this is what I was talking about earlier. So there's this guy the guy so this is it happened now twice in the last month. You got this Adam Bush guy who was on like Buffy the vampire slay. I got him on the Stern show to play

horns years ago. I love that this story is completely changed now from what it was originally like anime to explain this to John that they were doing this song with the losers. They needed a horn section. And so Adams from Long Island, John from Long Island, John asked someone if he knows anyone. And that person was like, yeah, I know these guys. And Adam was one of those guys. And now John's taking full credit. It's very similar to how he discovered every Whack Packer of all time. You know, it's just like, oh, yeah, I take full credit. You answered a phone call.

It was Jeff the drunk that you had nothing to do with that. He's just calling into the show. With our band, The Losers, right? Yeah. He kept thanking me over and over. Thanks, you know, like DM and me on Facebook. John, thank you so much. It was so nice of you to do that.

I'm grateful to you forever, everything. Then he goes, I'd love to come on your show. I get him on my show pad. What happens the same week he's on shit ways show lady case, trashing me. Okay. He told you he was going to do that and he didn't trash you and that was months ago. But all right, carry on. Yeah. Same thing out with this fucking nasty Neil. They all, they all come on and they all Trash. Yeah, same thing out with this fucking Nasty Neil. They all come on. They all can't wait to kiss the ring of the Duke. Then what happens, Pat?

Then they're on every other show trashing me. Now what happens? You call their dads. Yeah. Yeah. Call all their fucking dads. Well said, Pat. So Nasty Neil is this other guy who was on John's show and Rob Saul's show and stuff like that. And then he was on point double point and I was on with him. I don't remember him. And Kurt, if you were there, was was Nasty Neil trashing John relentlessly. Okay. I guess we all were right. Who can remember what was going on? But that's all it takes. So Pat, when John

comes back, I'll hopefully he'll let you back on the show again. I'm not real concerned about it. I mean, like, you know, if it happens, it happens, whatever, you know, we'll see. I mean, like I, my thing, which I get along with John fine so far, you know what I mean? And let me ask you something. If he would have asked you to do his New Year's Eve show, would you have dropped by for half an hour? Of course I would have. I would do John's show anytime. We've done shows together and I've had a great time doing it. I would do it again. That's one of what I figured is that like it's just it's other people do it, you know, so I've no reason not to do it. I know a little bit more about John so I would have challenged him on a few

things, but still I would have done the show. Yeah, I'm not a student of John. Correct. So I was going in unarmed a little bit, you know, but- You're along for the ride. That's probably why we get along, is because I'm not as steeped, you know, in the John lore. That's actually a perfect scenario for getting along with John, is believing all of his bullshit,

or just not knowing, and just going like, oh, okay, Adam Bush is an asshole. All right or just not knowing and just going like, Oh, okay. Adam Bush is an asshole. All right. Yeah, sure. Right, right, right. I did love Pat's caveat there. Very casual, though. I have no problem with John for now. Well, yeah, because he knows it's come. Wait for it. I don't want to sound naive. Right. All right. So this is so now you brought up here.

Yeah, you're going to call everyone's dad, which is a very funny line because that really is how John deals with his problems for some reason, even though it never fixes anything. And so this is clay making some sense right here. Well, I just said, can you tell this fucking idiot to stop the harassment? Yeah, that'll work. Well, yeah, because why are you calling stop the harassment? Yeah, that'll work. Well, yeah, because why are you calling me? I go, you're his father.

Well, he's a fit. It's a 50 year old man. Shit. Well, yeah, I know. But he's fucking obviously a high school dropout. Yet he's thinking he's smart anyway. Clay. What does that have to do with anything? So Clay's like, yeah, it's a 50 year old man. Like why are you calling his dad? It's like, well, he was a high school dropout. Oh, so he must probably still live with his dad and his dad's still giving him guidance

on how to live his life. Is that what happened? I'm gonna move the goalposts over here now. What do you think of that? Yes. Priest, Chris, you revealed that you dropped out of high school. Yeah.

Are you able to live without your father still taking care of you? I have found a way. Wow. So it does happen. All right. Good to know. What did he expect? You know, I mean like from his dad. He's like last I heard he was playing shit. It's like, yeah, we already know the shoe.

He's a lost cause. Yeah. What am I going to do? I did my best for 18 years and then I did my time. Your turn. Now this is great and I apologize Pat because I know it can be tough to watch yourself and react to yourself. I do it from time to time. We're gonna do it in a minute coming up. But John decides, all right, let's recreate this phone call. He's gonna do a little improv exercise with you. Oh, yeah, this is horrible. And it's. It's not your fault. This is the worst. It's not your fault.

John's impossible to work with in this type of scenario, but he's going to try to do a recreation of this phone call. And he really does not know how to do improv at all. Let's recreate that phone call. Okay. Hey dad, dad, why are you calling me? We haven't talked in 10 years. Surely. I am concerned about the phone call I got from John Melendez. He says, uh, you want to fuck, uh, his mother? He told you that? Yes, he did. He told me many things. Well, um, well, dad, I'm trying to do a show.

I gotta make a living to feed my kids. And I, this is, this guy is way more talented and way funnier than me. What else am I going to do? You told me. Whenever he's doing this, he does it with Chad Zubok too. Whenever he's doing a recreation of how they would talk, he always does this. Yeah, but I'm a loser and this guy's so cool. I just want to be just like him, but I suck so bad. Like he thinks that's what Chad and Shilly are saying behind the scenes. They suddenly have this like crazy self-awareness

and just like, but you have to to understand I'm just jealous of him Look at how bad his improv skills are here. I mean What else am I gonna do you told me to listen to? You know to my brother. I should do something create something that means something So surely you've always been a winner. I'm sure you'll make the right decision His dad wouldn't say that Everything about it problems when you go no, no, no, no, you did that wrong. Let's let's back it up Let's let's try this again Yeah, I guess I got the idea we weren't playing is hyper realistic

Alright well whatever try to do better and just like no That's not what he would say. He's a lot of trouble. Let me do both parts I'll tell you how this goes down. Just get his dad back on the phone. That's right. Yeah Who is this imposter? I'm talking to you. I'm see not mr. Agar. I Could tell that Welcome back Doug. Hey All right, you know family shit. Hey. Alright. You know, family **** No worries, buddy. You know, worries. Okay, cool.

Alright, so this is uh. Trashing your kids. That's right. And to make a phone call to one of your mother. Oh **** Is that why she's texting me? So, this is um again, you know, Pat doesn't know what's going on. He only knows about what's happening from John. So he assumes that, uh, surely is up to no good, but you know, like he was going to miss you the most. I know. Julie doesn't want you to leave. No.

That's why he's doing this last ditch effort to keep you in, you know, Oh, what is he doing? Well, I assumed he must've done something. If you called his dad today, Oh, I was waiting. I Well, I assumed he must've done something if you called his dad today. Oh, I was waiting. I figured, you know, let me give him a little surprise for my way out. I love that. I love how naive you are at this. You're like, yeah, she wasn't something really shitty.

Cause you called his dad and said he's fucked up what he's doing. And John's like, Oh no, no, he did that like eight months ago. I just let him know now what's been on my list. Wow. That's, that's crazy. Okay. Pretty funny. All right. So that now we get into talk about your ex girlfriend. And so I'll give a little bit of the backstory here. We can talk. We can discuss it. We talked about this little piggy yesterday and I have Kevin Brennan reacting to that. So we'll talk about that a little bit more in that segment, but basically it's

pronounced Felicia, right? Felicia. Okay. Basically John asks because Felicia has been on MLC. She goes on these other shows and her and Pat used to date and so John asks if they're still in contact with each other. And so Pat is answering that question. Yeah, she's like, we can make it happen. We can get together or something. You know, we like these are super tips that she sent me that she paid to send me. Like, you know, that's what it's escalated to now.

But I haven't I haven't spoken her. But she's emailed. I didn't reply. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry. What did she say? He's not even listening. He asked you about her. Okay, so we're just going on. She's been sending me these emails. She's like, uh-huh. Oh, I'm sorry. I totally was just reading something else. I asked a question that just spaced out of my own shell. What did you say?

That's always embarrassing. So then he follows up with this and it gets even worse. What now? Would I go back? Yeah, no, no, no. That's my whole point. I mean, I told her what I told her what I said on a stream. I didn't tell her per se, but I said it to uh when I think I had Rocco on hold on just one second. I'm sorry. You guys continue. I have a fucking big okay sign Do not know Like a sulking for this pit pat

So John gets up because he hears the door in the middle of you explaining again his follow-up question about you know Would you guys get back together or whatever take her back? And then he's like all right and finish up that answer with clay who didn't ask it probably doesn't care. I'm gonna go grab this thing I'm getting delivered to my house Now the beauty and did clay say they don't like us talking to her. Yes I think the audience needs John to be there No, clay has learned something that when we clip this show when John gets up and goes to the door I like to create the volume and play the clips so we can hear the conversations

and with the driver. Oh, talking over to fucks it all up. So at this point, the great pet starts playing the piano and shit. Because like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we got to be quiet so they can hear the conversation. So the beauty of this is that it was fireworks outside John's house that he heard and thought it was a knock at the door. So he gets up. There's no one there. He comes back and he yells something

like, ah, I put up the sign, get out of here. And he's like, ah, you know, just joking, whatever. But check this out. This is some inside information that I got from VTM who sends John deliveries. So he sent Kyle over to John's house recently with a delivery and Kyle is ready to deliver and he gives his feedback when he meets up with John. He says he was very nasty. A message from the courier of Uber eats. So John was very nasty to this guy who delivered it. And then this goes against Vince.

A message from Uber. It says, Dear Vincent, one of your delivery persons mentioned feeling uncomfortable with a conversation during your delivery. We're sharing this feedback with you because we want everyone to feel safe and comfortable while using the app. Our community guidelines don't allow disrespectful language. We encourage you to keep your conversations casual and friendly. Wow. disrespectful language we encourage you to keep your conversations casual friendly Wow reminder not following any of our guidelines may lead to losing access to your oof her accounts and really if a driver does anything That makes you feel uncomfortable report that back as well. So what did John say? Ukrainian ladies have delivered have ever complained about it, but Kyle reasons

John didn't like something about Kyle. Look at that. I was probably insisting that he was Irish, something like that from Cuba. Your first name Zig. Of course, what's really happening here is that John doesn't want people delivering food to his house is that's what Vince does to fuck with them. But John takes down the delivery person. Is that what Vince does to fuck with them? But John takes down the delivery person. Is it they have anything to do with this? Like, how did you not know that this guy was sending you to my house?

Because you didn't know him. But you know the show. That's right. He did. John, they should be watching. Everyone who works for Uber should be watching his show. Yeah. So they know that. Well, he is the point of contact. So he could yell at Vince or he can yell at Kyle. Same result.

Yeah, no, it really is the person who beats up the customer service rep. We've seen John do that on the phone with Spectrum and you imagine in every store that he's in where he feels like he's being wronged, he's yelling at a cashier who's just like, yeah, I work three days a week. I don't have any pull. I don't know what So this is he's talking now about VTM. Because, you know, the question comes up about this money that is owed to Vince, per their agreement to get out of the $12.5 million lawsuit. I can see what about the money? What are you gonna do? Don't you

owe him? I can what about the money? What are you gonna do? Don't you owe him? Well, that's the great part see if hey, yeah, so I I only have I only have one So now like this is my last show right so as you know like so I'll get paid on the 21st for this past month right, so You know that'll be it. So that'll be his last big, you know, like pay. Then I'll be gone and then he gets nothing! You get nothing, good day, sir!

I said good day! So he's just, he can only garnish your money. He's not entitled to any money outside that. No. So what John is doing here and thanks a lot, Vince. Thanks for running John off the internet. We're retired. So John owes Vince percentage of his YouTube income, his earnings, going back to October and John didn't pay in October.

Didn't pay him in November and Vince is just like, well, I'm not just letting you not pay those months. We'll just push it for I'll be nice enough to push it forward into the coming months. So John goes, okay, well, then I'll just get off the internet and I have to pay him at all. And he thinks that gets him out of this obligation that he has. So he paid him December 26 like they agreed to and I guess he's going to pay him

in January and then John's not gonna make any money and he won't pay Vince anymore. And he thinks that gets him out of this Agreement they had I Don't think it does. I think it's a breach. Yeah, I don't think it works that way. I don't think it does at all and What happens next is Pat says the funniest thing you could possibly say without knowing it's the funniest thing you could possibly say There's only a I can't disclose the details according to vids, but there's only a certain amount of time where I'll get anything. That probably works with child support too.

Like you could just quit your job and be like, garnish, nothing motherfucker. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Mike, Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Mike. Bravo, Pat. Bravo. So of course you don't know this, but when John lost his job at the tonight show, he stopped paying child support for eight months and his ex-wife had to serve him to get him to pay that back the money that he just

stopped pays it's like I don't have any money so nobody's coming in so nobody goes to my kids oh no I love that you said that at the very end of that clip you're gonna hear clay it's it's not easy to hear but he says accurate Accurate reference Said that exactly exactly exactly Mike Very accurate reference is perfect and you saw a jacket nervous for things like what do you mean by that? And then it's like pet doesn't know the back stories. It's like ah we're just having fun. All right good, but that was amazing Well, you know every once in a while, the broken clock is right. Twice a day. It was perfect right there.

They give you mad props on that. So this guy, Mike V is super chatting him. Mike V is a guy that none of us have ever talked to. We don't know what he sounds like. He's just a guy who's super chats John. But John doesn't Mike V impression that he's going to do for us. Hang on. I suppose maybe. Who knows? Mike, I hope imitation is the most sincere form of, uh,

of, uh, Flare. You got it. Yeah. Flattery. Like there, there are back goes dabble re. But yeah, John couldn't get that out. And then that that leads into the history of the dabble verse. Of dabble re. Yeah, flattery. But did you, did you ever used to retaliate to Cole covering your show or did you start,

you know, because obviously the diverse evolved from you retaliating from them watching you going back and forth because if you didn't go back and forth, there wouldn't really be much of a diverse, I'd say. Did he ever retaliate to us goofing on him, producer Chris? Remember these old days? Yes. I believe he threatened to break my legs. That was the first one.

That was followed up with a lawsuit. And then he was threatened to break my legs. That was the first one That was followed up with a lawsuit and then he was gonna take my house still coming down the pike Yeah, he was looking up how much my house was worth the talking about how he was going to live in it He was looking how much your house was worth in a boxing ring in a boxing in a boxing YouTube's terms of service. It's amazing the things that he forgets about the beginning of the devil verse. He likes to pretend it's all Chrissy Bayer, but it's very little Chrissy. There was a reason we all gathered around this goof in Rochester and took his side. Well, the other thing too, that John doesn't understand is that yes, did he respond to us and did we have a little bit of a back and forth, but not a ton. For a long time, he was doing his political show, he was doing his beer on the balcony interviewing people, he wasn't doing this devil of our show that he's done ever since he came back to the internet.

No, he wouldn't acknowledge he wouldn't say anyone by name or anything. And we still goofed on him because he's so easy to clown. Oh, yeah. And it's the same thing with Opie. Opie's never really acknowledged us. A couple times here and there, but he's never done a show about us or anything like that. But we've continued to clown him because he's just so mockable. He just sucks at what he does. And so the devil verse would exist with or without John threatening to break my legs.

It just wouldn't be called that. Well, it probably would be called the devil verse because of the Chrissy Mayer interview, but You know what? I mean, I don't think it has as much to do with John as John thinks it does is my point It's that because of John's actions outside of his being a terrible broadcaster right and the worst History of podcasting you pointed out long ago The worst thing you do to John is embarrass him and he couldn't get any of us to shut up And I was just getting bigger and it became clear that it wasn't going away. Yes.

And in spite of people like Monique and Chrissy and all of us say, lean into it. Have fun with it. You dummy. Yep. He continued to battle and then finally embraced it and said, I want some of this money too. Right, but it's still always been a battle though. Right, correct. He and still battling to the end But you know why give him credit. He's playing his part to the hills. Yes. Oh, yeah Yeah, there's a reason why this is so addictive for people Yeah, he gives and gives and gives

Maybe I think he does lean into it, you know, I mean like obviously he like what he's yelling at his mom But the KYJ, you know, and his face is red and shit He's being funny Well, no, I know but he also was trying to get across this thing where he's like really Livid and angry and because he's always starting to fight people but yeah Pat You're still in the John's playing a character thing, which we all go through. It's fun. It's a fun world to live in We all go through things like just smarter. It's a fun world to live in. We all go through this thing. It's like just smarter than this. Yeah, just play the character. He's given him the benefit of the doubt. It's 100% serious. I think it's 90 11% serious. I

think he's 100% stupid. Yeah, yeah. Well, but John's doing the best thing for john like, Oh Opie doesn't have to do this Opie has his millions of dollars in his pen his multiple homes like he doesn't need to do this So I'm not saying John is smart for doing it But it's the only way that he can have any sort of income and I guess he realizes that at least well We'll see I mean he's got a new gig. He just left the internet. Just left. He's moving on to other things. I just have one more clip on here. We're about 50 minutes in. This is a five hour

show. So we'll be looking at more parts of this going into the future. I just wanted to cover the first part. And I appreciate Pat for coming on because you ask if you know, we ask how dumb is John John John asked a question here where I think that Pat was thrown off a little bit because he's like well he can't this must be like a trick question or something where the fuck is Boise State by the way Iowa Iowa Idaho Boise Idaho rather yeah, Idaho, Idaho Fuck is Boise state

I mean it's in the name Just fly over and you look for a blue field and there you go you're there Yeah even a state right John was trying to get into some college football talk and oh Clay is over in England and past just like yeah, I don't know man. I don't tell you I'm not on the edge of my seat waiting for that boys. He's taking right? Yeah, you weren't too concerned about it

Only he's only aware of schools that he pretends to have graduated You're saying you didn't graduate from NYU He's only aware of schools that he pretends to have graduated. You're saying you didn't graduate from NYU. I'm not saying that someone, someone texted me and said that. I will say that right now. Um, football team, Pat, I want to talk to you about this, uh, this thing that's happening with super tip real quick. Um,

I don't want to get like too deep into it, but I'll give a quick overview for people who don't know who are watching or listening to the show. So basically you had your ex anonymously super tipping your show. Yeah, pretending to be someone else. Right. And you were able to discern that that was your ex because you can go into your stripe account. Stripe is the processing company for the credit card and you get some information for the people who super tip you. So you'll see the zip code. You'll see the last four of the credit card. I don't know if there's an email, whatever else is that I use for my locals, right? Yes.

Yeah. Locals is the same kind of thing. So whenever you process payment, you have to get some information about people, right? So you were able to go in and see from Stripe, a timestamp as well, and a dollar amount. So then you could say, okay, if it was $3 or $5 at this time, then it's this super tip that I got. Yeah. And so you're able to check those dots and say this zip code is where this person lives. And these came in at this time. Well, you know, I'm not like you and Patrick and I don't get thousands of super tips, you

know, so I mean I had one anonymous person who did this all in the course of two consecutive nights. Okay. So it's just two consecutive nights worth of anonymous tips, the only anonymous tips. It wasn't this digging thing. I didn't have to do any kind of, you know. No, that's a good point because yeah, I, I, I pulled down reports out of Stripe because I have to sort it from my own accounting kind of stuff. So I know the data that's in there. So yeah,

I'm thinking about it more like granularly or it's like, okay, if it was seven, 18 PM and it's $5 and this one must be this, but yeah, you're looking at you're going okay, this is yeah, there's a handful. Right? Yeah. Okay. That makes sense. And you know what, Carl? I did not even know that this information was available until Moody told me. Okay. Moody Moody for this. Well, I mean, I'm not trying to throw him under the bus, but he's not speaking up for me either. He's like, oh yeah, he's crazy. You know, it's just fact. I mean he's sent me photos. He sent me fucking that, you know of the screen here I mean he did he just guided me through the whole thing now the last thing I'm gonna do now is like show that for God's sake. I mean like I'm trying to not I don't want to offend

I don't want I mean it's the last thing that I want to do. But you know, it's like I was saying last night on my show. It's like walking into the middle of a, you know, mountain walks into the middle of a movie and goes like what the hell's going on? He like like the big Lebowski or something, you know, where all this shit is happening. Like why is he why is John Goodman screaming at that kid? He's crazy. Right?

There's a sequence of events here that there's a logic. Okay. Okay. It's and I'm not here to scold you, but the reason why I said that to set all of this up is because Pat, who is not a super technical guy, just went out and said, yeah, I know from Super Tip that it was my ex who sent in this thing. And so everyone jumped to this conclusion that Super Tip takes all of your personal data. And so everyone jumped to this conclusion that SuperTip takes all of your personal data.

And so are you trusting Carl or Patrick Melted or Tukey or any of these people who use SuperTip with all your personal information, they can just use it and exploit it. We went, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa processing company, just like everything has a payment processing company that whenever you make a purchase online or with a credit card, there always is a company that does that. I mean, it's delusional to think otherwise. But you misspoke and said, yeah, I got this from Super Tip or you know, whatever. Right. I just said this. I've discovered it through her Super Tipping me. Yeah, but of course it's Stripe.

I figured nobody knows what the fuck Stripe is. But now Kevin and all the people who hate Patrick and anyone who's using super tip are running with this and talking about how this is a horrible system and you shouldn't use it and all this stuff. So we were talking about this last night on this little piggy is my point. And Kevin Brennan was sniping us and Stalin 19 posted this. I just wanted to play a couple of clips from it because it's funny the things Kevin says, he really is a dumb guy. He doesn't realize it, but he is. What we're saying, sell information, that's just something they've heard out there in the ether.

They have no idea what they're talking about. When Kevin Brennan is talking about like what's going to happen with the data that's being collected and shit, these people have no idea. I used to work in data security. Right, Right. Is the hunchback's lawyer is going to contact me too? What's going to happen to me? Oh no.

Look at all these cocks nodding. Yup. I'm sure. It's wild to me. These people think they can even talk on the subject. Wow. So Carl's saying people shouldn't talk about a subject unless they're familiar with. Doesn't Carl talk about standup all the time? His takes on stand up. Who's a good stand up?

Yeah, so there's a huge difference here and I'll explain it to you. Nope. Same thing. I'll explain it to Kevin because he's either stupid or a liar. That's always Kevin's thing. Stand up is done for me and people like me. I'm the target audience for it. I enjoy stand up. I go to see live stand up shows. I support stand up. We brought Pat to Rochester

to do stand up. I'm a big fan of his. I like stand up comedy. Data security is more of a technical thing. You have to know how computer systems work and understand how these systems interact with each other in order to understand what data can be extracted from that and how you would have access to it and who would have access to it and Kevin Zills none of these things he knows nothing about technology at all or comedy. Do you understand the difference? God bless you for picking it apart when Kevin does shit like this you know what I mean?

Just glosses over the makes these ridiculous analogies. Yeah, he's a he's a retard. I mean, this is a guy who for a long time for months, he was talking about how surely was buying views. Like, Oh, do you have any evidence of that? Well, yeah, the view count on YouTube doesn't get caught up right away. It takes a little bit of time for the total view count to show up. And someone told you that means they're buying views. Yeah. Well, that person was lying to you. I know, but I run with it for months. Oh, cool.

So you have no evidence, you don't know anything, but you just repeat the same lie and gaslight your audience for months over this shit. This is what Kevin does. He feels victimized by other people's success. Correct. Well, yeah, he hates it when anyone who does his show does someone else's show, he hates it when anyone who does his show does someone else's show

He takes as a personal slight which is a mental problem Yeah, yeah, and a lot of our frequent subjects share this. Yeah. Yes. Yes. It's a mental case It's Carl's an expert on stand-up, right cuz he he's done it for years. I did say I thought Kevin was a very good stand-up Fair enough. Maybe I have an expert. I mean seriously Wow Second place looks like it. This super tip scandals tantamount to Cambridge Analytica Trump's gonna get reelected for a third term because of this But they're also bumping in stripe the credit card processing service that you use for Super Tips in with Super Tips.

They don't understand that. Yes, you can get. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, a puppet knows about Super Tips and Stripe. Carl, did the puppet work there too? I realize Kevin's being funny here, but literally every person on this panel is smarter than Kevin and by the way All three of those guys are smarter than me These are very intelligent people that we're talking about right here

They they have important jobs that take a lot of tech savvy to do And Kevin's going all puppet now is more about stripe. Yes Rocko uses the system he understands it Could you imagine trying to get Kevin set up on super tip and can I take the stripe? It would never happen be fun to watch not without Adam being there You need to add them to do all this shit or should he not be talking about it certain information on stripe But that is normal credit card processing. I'll tell you this Because I do have super tip and I use it for

different shows. So sometimes I'm on with who are these socials with I do. I do with wide Mike and sometimes I use it for a little one-off WTP and stuff. And my first complaint was I can't get any information on a super tip. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. But Pat Dixon seemed to be able to get it real easy. Right. Right. Right. But Pat Dixon seemed to be able to get it real easy. Seems to be getting it real easy. Zip codes last four digit of the, of the credit card. I remember messaging you and Moody like, how do I run a report that shows how much

money I made on this day versus that day? You're like, yeah, we don't have anything to do with that. Like this, that's literally no information. I wish there was more. You can't tell how much you made in a show. No, there's no way I have to go to. Right. Then why would they use it if they can't tell what much you made in a show. No, there's no way. I have to go to- Right, then why would they use it if they can't tell what they made in a show?

Stripe to get that information. Right, right. I don't need people to believe like this. One question I wanna ask, he's so stupid. Then why would you use it if you can't get that information? Well, I just said I can get the information out of Stripe. Yeah, you made the money. But Stripe doesn't have AI voices

that overlay on your video. And tell jokes. And tell jokes. Tell jokes. And accept the money from people that do that. You don't know how dumb you are. Please explain. You can't figure out how to use super tips to figure out how much you made on each show,

but Kevin Brennan, their genius Kevin Brennan, he knows exactly how much he makes on every show. Gold, the old iPhone camera. Right. He sees it. So the guy who takes photos, he takes photos of all the big super chats and then complains on the 21st every month about how much money Google takes. See, see NASA wanted to make a pen that could write upside down in space, but Russia, they

just use a pencil. Carl. Ah, smarter, not harder. I see what you're saying. They just use a pencil Carl. Ah Harder not harder. I want your sir. Uh-huh Just one more clip from this that I wanted to address and ready. Miss that car crash sound Oh, yeah, I see what you mean though about the uh, just see he's either super disingenuous and lying or just fucking retarded Yeah, it's one or the other but I think it's both a Lot of times like he knows he doesn't know

but he says it like he does. Right. How is this a show? Who's watching him analyze what you guys are this is insane people are watching this on the internet. Doug I'll tell you why and this is the thing like guys like you and most people don't get involved. This kind of thing Because they're watching a show like it's a team sport. I'm team brennan Well, i'm team melt. I'm team steeltoe like these people actually get into these factions and then they get Like did you see what kevin does show You see what carlson about kevin and it's just like fucking I mean, that's what that's how they live their lives instead of just Watching entertainment and being entertained by it. This is wild. It's wild. Wow. I must great. There is no team steeltoe Anybody standing up for him, you know, like I think he's a good broadcaster.

Damn it. He's on the up and up. Right. It is funny that it's all about Pat Dixon. They don't even bring up Pat Dixon's name. They literally don't even mention the name Pat Dixon, but it's all about somehow has somehow steel toe is now the problem.

I mean, still toe is a loser. That's a fact, but somehow now he's the problem. It's not Pat Dixon. Streamlabs. Okay. If you pay someone on Streamlabs that connects to Stripe or PayPal, you can connect to either of them. Yeah, but Stilto is not the problem. He wasn't the one using it was Pat Dixon was using the information. Stilto is not. He wasn't the one using it was Pat Dixon was using the information. Still toes not he wasn't talking on the show. I was using information to get his ex-wife's, uh, to, to doxer to find out where Kevin, maybe you're not following the adult, have a conversation right now. This is a show called this little piggy. It's about Aaron Imholt. And what we're

responding to is Aaron saying, I wouldn't use super tip if you can get this kind of information out of there. I wouldn't give money to them. And acting like he doesn't use the exact same services where he's collecting money digitally. And it's all the same credit card processing and everything else you have to do. And the data gets collected and he has access to it. So that's what we're talking about. And Kevin goes, why are they bringing up Pat Dixon? They should be talking about Pat. We don't do a weekly show on Pat Dixon. No one would do it in for that.

Boy, would they ever. Point I mean, like I don't even suck in an entertaining way, you know, but like, let me just say this about this whole thing is that like, this didn't come out of nowhere, you know, she was in my chat with like another one of her fucking alts, you know, talking shit. And then finally I'm just like, all right, enough. You know, I never would have even considered sharing it

at Moody, not going like, hey, it's yours, do what you want. You know, we're not going to tell you not to do that. Just don't imply, the only caveat he gave gave me because I even expressed concerns about it. He blew him off. He blew off my concerns and said, you know, look, you know, just don't make it sound as if you have more information than what you have through super tips. So Moody's in the chat right now. And he says, when I said you can go public with this, I thought we understood it meant

I know these tips are from Felicia, not who wants the last four digits of Felicia's credit card Okay, that's the one thing that you latch on to and say, okay that makes a sudden I didn't say who wants it and I was just trying to say I know that the information is real. That's it I was gonna give out that fucking information Well, also it doesn't matter the last four digits of I and I realized it's not cool to say that like I haven't I can Give it to you, but the last four days of a credit card gets you nothing Oh, and you know how I know that because stripe lets me have it Strike account Rob everybody

It wouldn't make any sense at all any information except the fact that it was her I would trust irrelevant I would trust any of these people with the last four digits of my credit card over Chad having one digit of my credit card. Because then he'll try out every combination after that. Eventually figure it out. By the way, that chat for Moody was a super chat, a super tip if you want the voice. Oh, yeah, we do this here.

That breaks privacy laws and terms of service. Clearly, we made this stupid. I love it. Clearly, we say this is stupid. I love it. I like that. This is a smart AI that knows that TLS stands for terms of service. Yes, better than the super tips list of watches. Say I watch a lot of John. It's awesome. I didn't break any privacy laws. I'm pretty sure that as far as terms of service goes.

I mean, I don't think I read the terms of of service of Stripe and I think I'm fine. Yeah, I think you're fine as well. I just think that, you know, Patrick and Moody don't want people to think that they shouldn't send super tips. Which is fine. And I totally agree. You should use super tips.

Definitely. And I think, but I think all the people making the most noise about this are the people that were never gonna do that anyway. They're just fucking morons. Winning anybody over, they're preaching to their own little choir, and the whole thing probably never would have been kicked up quite as much.

I mean, I don't wanna get into it. Yeah, that's fine. Like, I'll just say, I love Mountain. I consider him afraid. He's helped me a lot and stuff like that, but he didn't need to fucking imply that I might kill somebody for Christ's sake We're talking about that this little piggy and and I was like now

I don't think Pat's a killer had him over to my house before I you're a great guy But did you have a tendency towards violence? I've seen it once right I've tried to murder somebody it's been a while. That's a good point move into the south will help you with that Big slow way down Yeah, I mean he was he was you know he's jumped on this like a lot of weird speculation stuff You know and he's I understand and I'm not gonna be sermonized by Patrick You know a guy who like has some kind of like illegal contact with somebody's fucking Google

account and shit like that, you know, taking shots the other way. I mean, it's true though, isn't it? You know, I don't know if it's illegal. He broke into a fucking broken anything. No, no one's broken anything. Well, whatever. Yeah, naked this way. And I mean, I don't know how he got in there. How did you get in there? How did you get into his fucking court John's court? Oh That's car. That's what you're talking about now. That's public information, right? The zoom link you know, I mean people send me that link Can go to courts and after doing it online they can show up and check it out I guess

Well, it's like you said nobody can do anything I certainly didn't put any information out there. That was that you send me the link I think he's in the second grade class right now check this out The last thing I want to say about Kevin Brennan and everything that he's saying because he's so stupid and doesn't understand how the world works, is he's going, you know, Patrick is talking about how they're close to selling Super Tip. They have investors or a company that wants to take it over,

something like that, and Kevin's going, Rye, Rye, how much money did it make, Rye? He doesn't realize that they've developed a technology. You can sell a technology with it making zero money. If I created the world's best search engine and I didn't monetize it, I could sell that to a company that wanted the world's best search engine. But Kevin so out of it, he doesn't understand that these guys are so smart,

they're developing new technology that didn't exist before this. And it's pretty cool. And you should take advantage super tip.gg. I just say I think it's an amazing technology. I love the way it works. I love using it. You know, and like I told Melton, if you need a head, give me the axe. You know what I mean? But like I really don't want that to happen because it's a great service. Awesome.

Fans enjoy it. Speaking of great service, I want to bring on our review girl, Mary Beth Rosie is here. Hi. What's up, Mary Beth? Hello. Happy 2025. Happy 2025. It is good to see you. Pat. We have a game we're going to play. Do you want to

play a game with us? Sounds fun. All right. It sounds fun. Game sounds fun. Calm down. We actually have we have a special game, right? We have a who set it. You said all right. Well, this is pretty easy to understand. So we'll just get started. Welcome to who said it, the official podcast game on W ATP brought to you by patreon.com slash card of electric and the card of electric YouTube channel. Subscribe today. of electric and the card of electric YouTube channel subscribe today okay Carl and co-host who said it our first entry who said it I'm so anti parking ticket. Who said it? Oh, fuck. We got eight. We got eight choices now. Who the fuck are all these people? Can somebody go through them?

Yeah, let me explain. So we got top. So this is left to right. Tom Myers, Opie, Dopey. What's that guy's name? Chad Zumach, Kevin Brennan, Patrick Michael, Stuttering John. And I believe that's Ray DeVito. I think this is ready to be. I'll help you out a little bit. There's no stuttering John. Okay. Thank you. We're down to a cool seven. I'm so anti parking ticket. I I'm going to say, Oh B I don't know. What do you think, Doug? I feel like that's too obvious, but I'd be kicking myself if I don't go OP. Pat Dixon?

I'll say Chad. Okay. Mary Beth? I want to say Patty Seacubbs. Alright. And producer Chris? I went Tom Myers. Here we go. I'm glad you're writing this down because it's too many people, too many choices. Now it's funny though that you picked Opie. Cause there is an, it's not Opie.

No, there's an Opie connection. Opie connection. All right. One, two, three. Back away from central park. Did he think Kevin was going to like this and Carl was going to love it? I don't even like, I'm still like anti parking tickets mirror shit I see something else get a parking ticket. I was always trying to work out a bit too, right or the guy

This is great He's doing it Yeah Doing it's a show us All right, so this is Ray DeVito and it looks like that he's at, uh, Opie's favorite bar right there. Yeah. Is he waiting for Opie to meet him or something? Hope he stops by to do an afternoon stream.

Now, what is this show? What are we watching? So it's Chad Sumac. This is the Ray Dove, you know, show the most famous show on YouTube today. Oh, I didn't know Vito show. Yeah, they got Tom Myers. They've Tom Myers and dr. Chow on there. Oh Is this a more recent? I've never watched the show before this is a couple weeks ago. Wow, okay Watching I thought was Chad watching Ray is Chad watching Yeah, so he called the Ray Dove youdo show because he's making fun of right. Chad doesn't realize he is ready to be though He's worse than ready to be So weird

He took it from me he took that from me we're doing it I was always saying we're doing it So ray just he lives shit all the time we're doing it. So Regis, he lives shit all the time. The hype train over here and Cumbia's cocks. Carl, I have to put this out there because I tweeted this out before the show. Chad was on his show today doing a rare Saturday show for Chad talking about a gig at a very specific club in Ybor city in Tampa tonight. Oh, I called the club. He listed off seven names of comedians that are performing. None of them, Chad. Chad, he has never met Chad.

That's amazing. He's promoting a gig tonight, a BYOB gig in Ybor City, Tampa. Chad is a fucking loser. Never forget. He should not be dunking on Ray. No, we should be dunking on anyone He's the only one who still takes stand-up seriously and he's terrible at it and he's gonna show up They're looking for him or anything like that. You know, I mean nobody's gonna show up and be like where's Chad? So it's insane But for some reason Atlantic City they're worried that they're going to get oversold and they're going to have a fire violation. What's going to happen with that show chance trying to organize a standup show. Or no, now it's a kill Kevin. Okay. Right.

So people come up and do their little a two minute sets and Kevin and Chad are going to clown them for it. That could be your goat boy. Who said it? This is too hard. That could be your goat boy. I'm going to go with Kevin Brennan. What do you think, Doug?

Oh, this is a reference to the SNL sketch. Oh, OK. Yeah. Right. Yep. I'm gonna go with Kevin Brennan as well. I'm not doing this on purpose. I mean, you think I'm smart and you're right. That's right. What do you think? Yeah, that makes sense. You're going KB. Yeah. Marybeth. Well, I have to go with someone else because I don't know. Jerry Ban Banfield and what do you think producer Chris I went zoom arc all right if we if anyone's gets one of these I'm calling

it a victory one two three wait once you and once you start like the whole issue of family secrets You can you can go you can turn that into a soliloquy you could turn a whole model All right everybody shut up. I got a it could be well you remember jokes are gonna be very sad Well bill Hicks did his goat boy bit He did a goat boy bit where he pretended to be goat boy for three or four minutes Like that could be your that could be your goat boy The clean-cut

Dan caper all these years has hidden a terrible secret. I can honestly say nobody's ever told me that could be your goat boy I'm gonna carry that with me Tom Myers was the answer. Bill Hicks goat boy not Adam Sandler's goat or Jim Brewer's goat boy. Bill Hicks reference. I didn't expect that. Yeah no one expected any of that. So did anyone have Tom Myers? No. All right. I'm feeling coward about this next one though. Here we go gang. We got this I Walk in and it's like Norm on Cheers Who said it? Oh my god. I know this Recently because he said about sales place, but he said it's not John I've lied before

All right, I'm gonna go with it can't be Patty see cups he doesn't leave the house I gotta go with Ray DeVito. What do you think Doug? I'm gonna say Jerry Banfield, but I don't know that he goes anywhere and he doesn't drink anymore. He did yoga for a little while, didn't he? Right. Yeah, he was had a crush on that girl in the yoga class Alright, okay, we'll go with that What do you think that? I'll guess Opie Yep, that's that could be him with gabhar. What do you think Marybeth? I want to go with Chad Okay. Yeah, I went Opie. All right, let's go one

two three Yeah, I went OB. All right, let's go one two three George a bunch of lame comedians eating dinner trying to be funny. Ah George are you hating you hating on comics, huh? You don't even know who they are. You have no idea. You'd never met them. You don't know them Those you sides putters is like my family the staff there They love me there. I walk in it's like norman shears fuck. I saw rock and watching this. This is Christmas Day Family Christmas day he's talking about how many friends and family he has while walking around by himself for an hour.

ACDC said I'm a retired paramedic secret service 30 years. Are you serious? No, why are you guys so accomplished? Why are you guys so successful watching losers online like myself? I get as much of a- Okay, so who got that one you know Mary Beth Mary Beth Well done myself I get as much of a white chocolate Hershey's and Kit-Kat as they'll give me Who said it that sounds so much like either a Jerry or an Opie because they're both like simple guys. I'm going to go Opie on this one.

What do you think, Doug? I hate to go Jerry back to back, but I got to do it. Jerry, nothing wrong with that. What do you think, Pat? I don't know. I'm going to just, I'll guess Ray again. Yeah. It's a simple thing to say. Marybeth. I wouldn't I don't know

why but I feel KB. All right, KB and producer Chris, I went Jerry. Let's go. 123. Back home and the kids dump incredible amounts of candy on the floor. They got my favorite kinds of white chocolate candy. Oh, yeah, you obviously are quite chocolate, aren't you? So I get as much of the white chocolate Hershey's and Kit Kats as they'll give me along with some of the butter fingers. This morning, I had the leftovers from mom's birthday last night and I already ate about a half of a cake. So a little bit of candy on top of that should be great, but I'm trusting my body. It's extremely intelligent. It knows how to throw calories away.

Now you know who said it. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. So we have a tie. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Me, Doug, know how to throw calories away. dog so we had a tie me oh did Doug you got a point too yeah I did and and I have to say real quick I don't want to take this as a huge win I have been a guest so many times I played so many of these fucking games this is the only time I've ever won I mean you're sharing with two people, but still good on you. No, I mean, got anything right. That's what I mean. Good job, Doug. We're all very proud of you. You want to work on your training?

Patreon.com slash credit for like the answers out of time. Yeah, that's true. I put them out an hour early. What have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about Hawk versus wolf and Jason Ellis being a schizophrenic. We talked about Tom Myers and Ray DeVito on misery loves company. We talked about Caleb hammer on the financial audit stuttering John's last show ever with clay dabbler and pat dixon. We talked about Kevin Brennan talking about super tip. We played who said it's you know what that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. So I'm excited to say Adam Bush is going to be on the show on Wednesday for our next show. And this is a crazy coincidence Cardiff, because check out the podcast that we're gonna be reviewing Show and so I was like Our next guest is a tell-it-like-it-is comedian who says no one is safe when it comes to his jokes

I'm in favor of using handcuffs when I'm in bed with a woman. I'm not kinky I just don't want her stealing my money and credit cards from my wallet while I'm sleeping This is Dan has jokes Suggestion from porn stash Jay and the guest is Tom Myers of 2019 and Apparently they talk about the process of joke writing and then they collaborate on writing jokes together on the show and then they collaborate on writing jokes together on the show. Oh, like a that's everything wrong with

comedy. Death. It's gonna be great. I for one am looking forward to that. So, uh tune in to the next episode of W ATP. I want it to be happening now. That's why we call it a teaser. People. Pat, thanks for swinging by. I do appreciate it.

You're over on rumble. Where can people find you? Pat Dixon on rumble and I also on Twitter as well. So people can just go to at Pat Dixon on Twitter and I X. O.N. That's right. P.A.T. X. O.N. And thanks for having me, Carl. I really appreciate it.

It's always fun and nice to weigh in on John and to and and just to clarify anything else super tips a great service. I agree And all that I did nothing wrong I didn't reveal anybody's private shit only the identity of an anonymous person and there's a huge reason to do that You know at least a huge reason to do that. At least a huge motivation to do that. So, you know, I hope you two kids figured out one of these days. Yeah, it's me to me. Well, it's great to see you. Thanks so much for coming on.

I appreciate it, man. Great to talk to you. Appreciate it. All right, Doug, from Good Times, great movies. That's right. Thank you so much for being on here I know you're on all apologies recently, but what's going on in your show good times great movies? Our latest episode is on the painfully unfunny throw mama from the train so So Come on

Come on, come on have you watched that since you were a child? So when the train is not those aren't pillows you're thinking of plane trains and automobiles Yeah I was gonna say that's not the same movie Yeah That's why I asked you how long it's been since you've seen that So when the train is a Billy Crystal joint I'm not mistaken Don't get another point for that Yes Directed somehow by Danny DeVito Throw over the trade is a Billy Crystal joint. I'm not mistaken. Don't get another point for that. Yes

Yes Directed somehow by Danny DeVito and it's it's terrible. So yeah, yeah, wherever you get podcast check it out All right We will definitely do that good times great movies comm as well for all things Doug And of course card of is here devil verse TV And of course Cardiff is here devil verse that TV Patreon.com flesh card of electric and hack a mania.com promo code come get your tickets now. That's right Hey, 9th 11th in Las Vegas, Nevada. I made it. I got a promo code. Um Kurt if you're doing potato soup this week or next week, I don't know. I did I did

I started a new show on Thursday the idiot autopsy Subject number one Chad Zumach. So we'll see what I do next. I want to see that. It's up on tablivers.tv. Check it out. I broke down an entire episode, um, to show everyone that there's nothing there. I can't wait. Killer nonsense and teasing. He teased calling John's mom for two fucking hours. Paul went back to the pole 17 fucking times and then said, I don't think I'm going to post. But today I'm not a bitch though.

Idiot. It's still loser. I have to say. The exact opposite of John. John should have teased calling Shulie's dad for a little bit and then called him Chad teased it for two hours and then did nothing cause he's a bitch. And a separate perfect come back soon in John's defense mr. Agar is a very old man he's not gonna be up all night so trying to get that out of the way while he was still awake probably but yeah the I know I was doing a contest right now I heard Patrick talking about this on a show where if you can find a single clip of Chad making a joke on his show, it doesn't have to be funny. Just an attempted joke, like some kind of thing that would be humorous

potentially. If you find one clip, you'll win a free t-shirt. So we'll see if, if anyone can win that contest challenge, the chat doesn't even try to be funny. He just, oh, it's over. You suck. I had a joke bell during that episode and I was I offered to ring it anytime I heard something funny that Chad's our joke you said I did ring it once in that episode but it was only was on the phone with Bob leave oh so Bob was funny yeah Bob made it Bob made a joke that surely was grounded wasn't gonna be able to show that all right yeah there you go

see how easy it is Chad that. That was it. One of these days. There's nothing else. Wow. Things. Dabbleverse.tv. Check it out. Idiot. And Mary Beth, your segment is coming up in just a moment, but before we get to it, let's talk about where people can find you.

Yeah, you can find me at OnlyFans.com slash Mary Beth Rosie. M-A-R-I-B-E-T-H-R-O-S-I-E. And I'm liking your lighting today. It's very sexy. Thanks. I just have a bunch of shit liking your lighting today. It's very sexy. Thanks. Thanks. I just have a bunch of background, but, you know, I'll take that. I like the front lit, the dark background looking great on there.

Guys, please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once for all. Who are these podcasts? People are reporting. Parting in the mosh pits of morning radio. Now the show is over now Hmm, okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Great job, everyone. Do we have some new reviews that you can read for us?

Well, I'm not sure where... obviously it's been a while. It's been a minute, so yeah, if there's anything recent, it's probably not been read. Um... well, there's probably not been read. Um, well, there's nothing from this year. That would make sense. Watching right now is horrible. It's the first show of the year right now. This one, I'll just read this one this one has the title is a I think it's a trash can emoji Okay, and it says all this show ain't no good boom roasted

Nice, that's something a five-star review. It is a five-star beautiful. Thank you Get on there give us the ratings helps the algorithm house people find us and we do appreciate that also Keep the suggestions coming in for podcasts. I always check the discord you can always email us or patreon Yeah, I do watch one about skateboarding. So if that could be avoided, they'll be fantastic Always gets the shaft on this show. They're all bad now. Come on. You always get to two hours.

That was the problem to review. Oh, I know. And I didn't expect you to watch it or listen to it. I I felt compelled to do it because I'm like, something is going to happen to these last 30 minutes. Nope. You know who those people were like, that's great. You had a huge advantage. That's helpful I mean you should have known who Tony Hawk and Jason I know who Tony Hawk is he had a video game correct? Yes That's why you know

Let's check out some voice maps. Oh wait. I'm Dee Daly's asking any word on subreddit surfing. That's a good question Yes, another episodes coming within the next few weeks special special episode All right, so you're doing I asked to be on it once and Carter said go fuck yourself Well, I thought you were Tony for back the movie, sorry Take a dabble come. I kept only nice dog. Happy New Year. It's boring and dirty Jersey. Hope you and the lovely Jenny Jingles had a wonderful holiday creating your future child.

What do two hamburgers name their first daughter anyway? Wait, I got it. Slider. Or if he's big, how about Whopper Jr.? Anyway, New Year's means new controversy. Good thing we settled last year's. Everyone knows corn tortillas sucked and Steely Dan rules, so it's time for our next discussion. Does Frank Zappa suck or is he a genius?

I'm sure you're fine listeners will let us know Congratulations again guys, you can go over walks for short or if it's a boy you can call him sir loin patty Or if he's as funny as you how's about grill Bert got meat Then again if he's hung like you Thank you. like you. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. A damn it. Her name would be Wendy.

If two hamburgers had a name would be Wendy. Wendy the retard. That makes sense. All right. This is not a controversy at all. Zappa is not does not suck. It's definitely a genius. Are we all on board with this?

Yeah. Okay. I'm fine with it. Yeah. Stuck on the corn tortillas. Well, he's let it go. He's worried about Steely Dan, but he doesn't like corn tortillas.

I just, people don't know how to prep cord. All right. Quick true story. That was last year. Quick true story about corn tortillas. All right. I made myself some tacos today and I was looking the best way story about corn tortillas. All right. I made myself some tacos today. And I was looking the best way to prep corn tortillas in the oven.

Marybeth had the most disgusted look on her face thinking about making tacos. You want to watch me eat them sometime? No, I just don't believe that you would be doing it. Like, why, why, why are you cooking? He said this is a true story. What's the problem? I eat lunch every day, don't you? Yeah, but I mean, I'm the woman, you know, like. Well, my wife works on Saturdays, so I have to fend for myself. So anyway, I'm making myself tacos today and I want to put the corn tortillas in the oven.

And I looked up online the best way to do that. And they all tell you to wrap it in aluminum foil and close it up so that the moisture gets in there and they're they're nice and warm but flimsy wrong. Corn tortillas should be crispy. They should almost take it tastes like a crunchy taco. That's how you make a corn tortilla. That's why that rules and flour sucks, but it's tough to pull off so it is I did it Very delicious tacos now just cuz they came in or a yellow box doesn't mean they're pouring towards you Hey Carl, what's all these fucking idiots calling into the voice line?

Trying to workshop some fucking shit. Well anyways, here's my workshop for my new character, Buzzo the retard. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Oh, how about this guy gravelly Greg? Carl All right. Well you get the fucking point. I'm trying to make here. You maybe should Listen to your voicemails before you play them Carl All right, bye Why would I want to do that with their all gold? It's crazy dog Boat or guy 69 responded to the great Seamus.

Go bills. So Mr. Seamus, you finally responded with a baseless and frankly laughable accusation. I don't, I don't vote for Carl at the creep off.com every week, but I do. I do vote for Carl at the creep off.com every week. And then you make it personal by Bringing me lady Kaylee into it. You call her Lucy We didn't know that wasn't even a real name if you were a member of her patreon at patreon.com Slash once over with Kaylee in any case She assures me that that watery swill that you're half-heartedly heaving out can't hold the candle to my, and I'm gonna quote my urologist here,

unusually large and thick, frankly magnificent batch, if I do say so myself, which is why, if you go to hackamania.com and use the promo code boners, not only do you get a very nice 69% off, but you will also get a free bleach you at the door from Mr. Stuttering John's very own spice rack. So I don't know what's going on with the phone. What do you play over there? Kind of what happened? Would you

play a card? If what did I play? I don't know. Are you the one doing that? So no pet. that? So no pet. Also, the voice joy that he was that lulling me to sleep. You're hitting something. All right. Oh, guys, by the way, this could be my last show. Hi, this is the office of pickle with the

the Cape Coral Police Department. I'm calling for a stuttering John Melendez. He left a message. I just Googled your name and this website came up and I got the phone number. So here I am calling you back. I just had a inquiry about some bullying and I had some questions to follow up with. Okay, so did the bullying occur on the playground or in the classroom? How old is the little baby child that is crying? And was it a homophobic

or anti-semitic bullying attempt? Just give me a call back. These are very important questions when it comes to little crybaby bully, the bully E, as we call them. It's on the form here. So give me a call back and let me know. All right, little baby. Bye. Officer Pickle sounds serious right there. It's nice for police to leave a detailed message with questions

dollars at work Hey there officer pickle again for starting John I forgot one more question. It's an important one. This is actually probably the most important question Did the bully e wet his little baby diaper whenever he was bullied that there might be some property damage involved if that is the case We will get the bully to reimburse you for one little baby diaper We apologize That we have to go through this So just give us call back. Bye. I think what the voicemail are trying to say is that John is a little baby

For crying about being bullied. I love that. left the first one. It was like, oh damn it. We know this guy. Carl and Chris. Happy New Year. King of Portugal here. Happy New Year. Cheerio. Happy New Year, King of Portugal. Here's an interesting question that's coming in. Carl, the holidays came and went. And I did not hear Land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, land, Saga's awesome. Oh love it so much. So I was talking about how Patrick Michael was sick and he was scrolling through YouTube for three days straight and he couldn't find anything dead and he found this show called vice grip garage

Hey Kyle, I was just catching up on the end of the year show and listen to the Patrick Michael recap where he said He's a you know fan of vice grip garage and talking all about it. I'm also a fan of Vice Script Garage. And those two things cannot stand. So I think for this new year, I'm gonna have to go to Greenland. No. So thanks for the memories, Carl. I enjoyed your show. And I've just got to go to the local Adderin stool store now. Over and out. Please don't sir. He's taking it well though. Oh, this is actually a funny observation based on what you brought to the show recently, Chris. Hey Carl, listening to the 2024 roundup of the worst podcast of 2024. Got to the part with Chrissy.

I started listening this year so I haven't heard of her. She fucking sounds like Marge Simpson while I'm driving working. It's fucking ridiculous. You can't have to change your life. Come on, Carl, change it. It's pretty good. Pretty good margin, I didn't even pick up on that.

I like it. Hey, Carl, Ronnie and Syracuse. Love you. Love the show. I wanted to comment about John missing hit band Dan and he's concerned about him in the last episode. And at the 1.20 and about 12, 13 seconds mark, he sings a song. I'm not going to try to sing, but he says, oh, where, oh, hit band Dan have gone? Or where, where can he be? That song is from Underdog, which ran from 64 to 67. I watched it as a kid. I'm a year older than John. Nobody knows what the hell

he's talking about. He's singing Underdog? That's just more evidence that John is perpetually six years old don't call me back I agree see there but aware aware has my little dog gone aware where can he be as long before underdog I think so yeah, oh where has he gone? up a far and near for underdog. Underdog. Underdog. Underdog. Speed of lightning, roar of thunder, fighting on. Love of thunder. Underdog. Underdog. Underdog. I like that all of us are watching. What's that? Only someone could capture that essence in a performative dance in a parade. Yes.

Only there was a lady who would know how to do that. I like how all of us are watching like, eee, Undertaker, and it's just like, what are we doing? Oh no, I love Undertaker. Gary and San Diego, check it in. Hey hon, I heard John has some new conditions for Hakamania 2. I love those. Okay. Gary and San Diego, check it in. Hey, hon. I heard John has some new conditions for Hakimonia 2. What are they?

Well, you're right. He's got some new conditions. Number one, he wants an appearance fee of $5,000. Done. We knew about that. Number two, he wants airfare from Florida to Las Vegas. We knew about that. Number three, hotel. Now that's been changed. He wants airfare from Florida to Las Vegas. We knew about that.

Number three, hotel. Now that's been changed. It's negotiable though. So Carl, he needs to stay at either Caesar's Palace on the Strip or at the Bellagio with a Fountainview room. So that's negotiable. He'll negotiate either Caesar's or the Bellagio. Is that true? So that's negotiable. He'll negotiate either Caesar's or the Bellagio. That's true. And of course he wants a

Food allowance and per diem he said 150 a day. I think that's In my humble opinion My honest humble opinion. I think you can do this Carl. Yeah, you can come up to meet his conditions What do you think? Rock-and-rola rock-and-rola Gary come up to meet his conditions. What do you think? Rock and roll. Rock and roll Gary. The hotel room thing. You're in Vegas. Why are you spending any time in your hotel room? Guess what the view is. That's my only problem. I like to think that this is how Gary does communicate with his wife from phones in different rooms in the house. Yeah, they have a weird relationship.

It's a good example of how John negotiates with the screen in front of him. Like he's yelling at Kevin Brennan when he's like, okay, Melton, you give me. Yeah, right. One last one from Deluxe. Carl, I heard Ray DeVito is suing Franklin Sheckler. Ray, if you listen to me, I have a better idea for you. Here's what you should do. Stop killing random hookers on the I-84 Sport. Take them out for a glass of wine. Take them out for a beer. Treat them nice. You don't have to kill every hooker or every girl

you meet. Just stop it. All right, he looks out I forwarded that to Ray. Hopefully he gets the message And he learns from that. Well, Carl Franklin Sheckler is asked that we don't bring up Ray's name anymore We can stop bring it up I don't talk about you should not be named All right. Well guys, thanks so much for contributing to the show today. It was great to see you, Marybeth. Yeah, thanks for having me on. It's been a while. It has always good to see you. Hope Brian's doing well. Still kicking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You haven't buried him in the backyard yet or anything. No, I don't know. He'd be burying me. It's not going to be me burying him.

You know, you sound just like Pat Dixon. Well, you think I would start killing people now? Like, I don't know. I feel like I know people, but I don't know. Yeah. That was really funny. Just like I don't like Patrick Melton's day that I murdered someone. We were all thinking of Pat. But Doug, also great to see you buddy

You got to see all you guys Marybeth, I don't I don't know if we've been on together. I apologize if we have but I know I don't Alright. Well, it's nice to meet you. Let's say Now it's always a pleasure Carl anytime Even if I only have a few hours to watch a terrible terrible skateboarding podcast more than happy to Back the the curtain real quick. Oh, I know so he goes anytime the last time I asked dog when he could come on the show He goes I don't mess with me like three and a half months

Maybe December You're busy I get a busy guy I love coming on the show, but every Saturday I have to be like to my entire family my wife and children I just be like I have to go in the basement for three fucking hours And then like if we're done before three hours, I just sit around No kids act like you're sad daddy's not to be like, all right, now, kids, it's like you're sad. Daddy's not going to be hanging out with us on Saturday. Oh, no. Right.

Cardiff, always good to see you, buddy. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Double. OK, bye. Bye. A plane has hit, I rewatch at Carly. It's mom. This is it. It's bye. Goodbye. Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye.

No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Okay, bye.