Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep587 - Mockery Manor

Episode Date: January 12, 2025

This week we’re checking out one of the most popular audio drama podcasts. Two teen girls spend the summer working at a violent amusement park… with sexy results. Also, there are tons of cats because the foley artist has a lot of cat sounds they needed to use.  Tab Birt joins the show after listening to the entire first season because it’s his new favorite show. Jerry Banfield made a YouTube video for the 4,974th day in a row. Aaron Imholte wants to box everyone in Vegas and he’s pretending the challenge hasn’t been accepted. Opie started a new channel that Anthony, Garrett, Steve, Chrissie, and everyone else is clowning. Stuttering John was kicked off his charity show and continues to make terrible Cameos. Clearwater CHAD pretends to be Stuttering John kind of but not really. Cardiff joins us to play an exciting round of To Catch An Alien, then it's the return of internet news, and your voicemails. Tab’s show - https://hereswhatidontget.com/ Cardiff Electric - http://dabbleverse.tv/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's in this McDonald's bag? The McValue Meal. For $5.79 plus tax, you can get your choice of junior chicken, McDouble, or chicken snack wrap, plus small fries and a small fountain drink. So pick up a McValue Meal today at Participating McDonald's restaurants in Canada. Prices exclude delivery. Episode 587. Let's get silly. Are you a boner guy?

Oh, I was a boner guy. You know what? I miss penis. What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize. Is it going to be absolutely riveting? Is it going to change your life by any stretch? Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining, okay?

By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up. Boom! Hot take! that are in the back remember to shut the fuck up boom high-take cuz cuz a room cuz a room slaparoonie it's showtime Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts, the only show that has really gone downhill as a result of all the DEI hiring practices. I'm your host, Karl, with me today, a man whose very name sends shivers down the spines of members of our discord who chat too much from Here's What I Don't Get. It's Tab Burt. What's up, Tab? Hey, thanks for having me back. Welcome back to the program. Also producer Chris is here. Hey, we want to encourage you to go to

who are these.com. That's where you get our email address, our voicemail number, the link to our subreddit, like to our discord server, the link to our merchandise, like to our YouTube channel, and the link to Patreon and supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month. I'm doing another crossover with the Dick show on Tuesday. So you'll want to sign up on Patreon or YouTube in order to see that Tuesday when it's live or anytime thereafter. Also on the Patreon, all the audio goes up there. So yesterday we did this little piggy earlier in the week. We did point dabble point. If you're still an audio listener and you just like listening on your podcast app, get on Patreon, you get the RSS feed and all of those shows go right there and you can listen to them at your leisure. Also hecka media is coming up. Heckamania.com. May 9th through

11th, we have live podcasts featuring who are these podcasts? The creep off this little piggy biggest problem in the universe. Nobody likes onions, weird medicine with Dr. Steve Tukey soup with Cardiff and OJ. It's going to be a blast. We're going to be out in Las Vegas. Have a lot of fun. Check out hack a mini.com promo code W ATP 10% off your tickets. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five star review on Apple podcast and then show offers in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called mockery manner. This is one that I found. We have both listened separately. We have discussed it with each other before I let's get into it. A show that's

written and directed by Lindsay Sherman. And this is an audio drama podcast. There's three seasons available. It is about an amusement park where scary things happen. There's feral cats. There's all sorts of fully work. Now I'll tell you right out of the gate. What's going to happen today. I listened to episodes 1 & 2 of season 1 Tab listened to all of season 1. Yeah, and so can't find out how it ended Yeah, I'm glad you did cuz I have questions for you So Tab's gonna have the knowledge that we need to understand why these characters are doing what but let's just start off with There's this amusement park and in 1989 is the setting of this they're in the UK and they're

Reopening be under new management and they have this commercial There is a house deep in the woods Where the sound of screaming fills the air This summer come on down to mockeryery Manor Amusement Park for the grand reopening. Spend a fun-filled family day out with furry feline mascots Queen Boo Boo's... Meow! ...and her hapless pageboy, Mr. Crackles. Trousers, meowsers!

There's something for everyone at Mockery Manor. For you crazy kids. For Mum, Dad, Granny and Grandpa. Ooh, a bar! Pint of sherry please. And let's not forget those ghastly teens. This year, Halloween starts extra early. Every Saturday the park opens late for Mockery Manor's Spooky Nights. Spooky Nights!

It'll scare the pants off you. Stop it Terry. First thought is production level very high. Yeah, they know what they're doing. These are professionals. It's not some of the stuff that we've heard in the past with amateurs trying to act with shitty fully work thrown in for no reason. So just that commercial loan, you go, okay, you get a sense for it. This is kind of a pro show. Also a lot of cat influence. You might notice in that a lot of references to cats. The very first scene before they play that commercial,

a woman gets murdered in the park and there's cats around her and you're not really sure why there's cats, but I guess they like that sound effect a lot. So they have cats meowing and making different cat noises. And these are cat people. I should point out when you go to their website and it says if you want to support the show, it says help Lawrence and Lindsay keep making podcasts and feeding their cats. So cats are a priority. Also, in this on like an all cats network or something like that? What's the name of the network? I don't remember the name of the network, but they like created a production company to make this shit for other people. Oh, no shit. Now. Yeah. Yeah. Lindsay Sharman and her husband, who is not the Lawrence guy, right? They like I read

the name and then I just immediately exited my brain because it was something uninteresting, but they like, they make audio fiction podcasts for different people and then this was like the first one that they did. This was their proof of concept that I guess has gotten them more work, which is the sounding. Okay, so they're making a living doing this kind of stuff. Yeah. Good to know.

Yeah. This is not a hobby right now. So I'm gonna walk you through how this all unfolds and Tab, I'm interested in your commentary as we go. It starts off with you have, and the whole premise is there's these teen girls and they have to solve a mystery. Twins. Yeah, the twin, yes. Sisters, twins, they have to solve this mystery

and for the summer, they're gonna be working at this amusement park and it starts off with their having a meeting with the big boss man of the amusement park, who's training all these employees on what to do. And the boss is a little bit of an over the top character. Hello. Hello. You must be Betty Armstrong sister. Goodness. Identical twins. How confusing. Let me see if I can spot any differences. Oh yes, Betty arrived for staff training at the correct time and you did not. Sorry, I tried to get there in time.

Let's see how late you are. Okay, so it opens up with Betty's already been in training for the first three days like she's supposed to. And the sister, JJ, formerly named Kate, JJ shows up and she's late and you hear that cartoonish voice chastising her. He seems like a nice guy. It's also worth pointing out that all of the women

in this show are voiced by Lindsey Sharman and all of the men are voiced by Lawrence, whatever his last name is. So it becomes really confusing as to try and figure out who the fuck is talking to whom at any given scene. So at the end of the series, when they're revealing who the big killer is, I'm like, is this, which guy is this?

Right. Which really kind of robbed it of any of the mystery. Like the mystery was who is talking right now? They should have gotten more actors is what you're saying. More voiceover actors. All right. So what happens here is there's this guy who wants to, he's been at the park for six years. He started when he was 13. So he's 19. Oh, teenagers that we're talking about here and which is relevant. We'll talk about that. And so this JJ girl shows up and he goes, I'll tell you what, why don't I show you around the park since you're new here? And those two go off and learn about the park and he's being very flirtatious with her. And I thought this was a red flag.

How old are you then? 18. Almost. Been getting into pubs since I was 14 though. Oh yeah. So we're dealing with a girl who's under 18 years old, which is going to be quite relevant when we find out. Like I thought it was going to be just kind of like a fun little like mystery show for teenagers with teenagers,

but it does get pretty heavy to be honest. I was a little surprised by that. But before we get into the heaviness, let's talk about how awesome this amusement park is. And by the way, I just want to say when she said 18, like, okay, thank God. And he's like, well, I'm not really a deal. Like, fuck. That's not a good sign. So they're looking around this amusement park and no one's ever said this before. That looks fun. Is that a teacup ride? Yeah, kind of. The debutantes waltz is called. You sit in them tubs and you spin round and round on that track. We all call it the exorcist though because the kids come off spraying vom like they're possessed. The teacups has kids coming off and

spraying vomit? Yeah. What kind of kids are these? You would think it would be that the scrambler one where you're spinning not a little the little slow luxurious teacup ride for toddlers Yes, and also I don't know that that's really good for the park to have toddlers Projectile vomiting all over the place think that would be kind of a turn-off like if there's like a vomit zone Like let's not go here anymore Not really a fan of the vomits zone like let's not go here anymore I'm not really a fan of the vomit that part that had all the murders no no they have a whole vomit section I can stand by the beginning murdered slim but me getting puked on pretty high I get reeks on a hot day oh god could you imagine it's been so that actually gets

super worse because later in the series, uh, through some crazy twin sister shenanigans, JJ gets her sister assigned to the teacups for like two weeks and part of your teacup job is to scrub. And so there was a whole scene where someone's coming to talk to her and she's scrubbing the dried vomit off of the teacups. And she's like, it's becoming a dust. I'm breathing it in. It's everywhere. And I was like, Oh, well, who is this for? Also, why is the vomit dry? You're fired. How long is the vomit there? What she explains that it's difficult to clean the ride between rides. And I'm like, when someone throws up on the ride, you don't do another ride until it's clean. Hard stop guys. All right. So I'm listening to these two teenagers walk

around the amusement park and learn about the different rides and the lore. And it used to be owned by this woman. And then this company came in and took over part of it, but she still owns part of it. And I'm like, okay, I'm learning about all this stuff. And then this fucking happens. Hello, Lawrence here from Long Cat Media. I want to tell you about the Palestine Children's Relief Fund and what we can do to help. Oh, fuck off. Is that what we're talking about?

Trying to get whisked away into some whimsical scene and story and I got to learn about these Palestinian children who are being slaughtered. That was good. Another super frustrating thing about the show is that they would they did ads right in the middle But they're still it's their voices reading the ads so they're like they're talking about stuff, and then they're just like By the way about Palestinian children like sorry. It's this part of the car. Oh, this is Like to talk to you about Palestine Open to page 44 in your workbooks

All right, we're going to be speaking about natural mail announcements visit hims.com Did you imagine I'm doing WTP on my guy so guys you got to hear what Jerry Banfield said but first He's ever 9-eleven those people just jumping out because they knew they were gonna die It was fucking brutal man. I'm hitting drop Get the boners out of that Doesn't make sense so that's why we don't do that on this show so now now we go over to dreamland and dreamland is an Interesting place and one of the things I love about these types of shows And I guess you kind of have to do this is when the characters are saying what's

happening to them as it's happening to them because that wouldn't actually be all that natural. Wow, it gets really narrow. Hope you're not claustrophobic. The ceiling is really low. Ow! Oh, so it does. Time to crawl.

On your knees, love. Heard that one before. I bet you have. Whoa, whoa!. Whoa whoa. Like what you see. If you fart. Oh don't tempt me. Don't you dare fart. So this is a dream land where you have wet dreams I guess because this guy's getting real horny for this girl and we find out he's dating the twin sister. Yeah, so so that's kind of weird He's like hitting on the twin sister, which I get I mean, yeah, we've all had this fantasy. It makes sense That's the the real mystery of the show that I found because it's I think the first season was like 10 or 12 episodes

Yeah, uh was how they managed to stretch it out into 10 or 12 episodes because really, for the most part, nothing happens. And a lot of it is just like you were compelled you had to listen to every single episode. I wanted to figure out where the mid when I'm six episodes in and I'm like, are we going to get back to like murders and stuff happening? Or is this the rest of this just about how so the guy that she's getting the tour with he's dating the sister. And then they split up and then jayjay

sleeps with the guy. And then her ex-boyfriend shows up and they like our it's it's all fucking teenage drama and acts there's a whole thing about the sister sleeping with another girl on the, in the park and like, cause she's like a bisexual or something. You said nothing happens. It sounds like a lot of things are happening. Well, there's a lot of stuff just happens. But then finally it's almost like they got to episode seven, right? And they're like, Oh, that's right. We got to get back to the whole mystery.

The people who wrote this just horny. What's going on? Okay. So they're still in Dreamland. They had to crawl through that little tight spot. And then they're going to go down into the basement. Down a slide that has to be the greatest slide of all time based on their reaction. Right. Here's the slide. Face first, baby. Last face first baby last one down is to shake perps no no going backwards only way out is forward have you ever gone down a slide good three that slide doesn't exist but they had a lot of fun on it. So then they get down into the basement. And they're talking about this place that they're in. It's an enclosed place called dreamland. And it's kind of like psychedelic and freaks people out. There's like

it records your voice and it repeats it back to you heard that on one of the cuts we just played with like an echo effect and stuff. What are they looking for? He's just shorter on the park. He's wandering around. Yeah he's just he's supposed to be giving her a tour of the park and They just be lying into this haunted house thing and then flirt until he's like, I'm actually fucking your sister, right? Yeah, he doesn't bring that up until yeah, and there's like all the sexual touches is like by the way You know, I've been dating your sister for the last because they all just got there on Monday. This is Thursday So they've been dating like two

days. They're already a couple somehow. In December camp, you remember the way that was, you know, well, you remember the way it happened to other people. Right? Yeah, I would see other people hook up. That looks fun. But I brought my toys. So you heard about the tea cups where there's a productile vomiting area? Well, it gets worse in dreamland.

Oh my god, that was my worst nightmare. I can't believe you didn't tell me it was a drop right. It's so much better when you don't know. It's flipping terrifying. Oh, oh god, I feel sick. It's not funny. it is a bit funny oh your face oh my god I love this lift I don't like cleaning the old piss off the floor but people are pissing themselves on this ride he's had to work this ride in the past he's

like yeah it's constantly cleaning piss piss up, but at least I'm not in the vomitorium Spell all of your food Yeah, that is the lesson they're learning when they run off to get the tour That is the lesson that the guy is teaching about bodily fluids and what to do when you find blood and stuff like, okay Doesn't sound like a great place, but the commercial made it sound cool. So now after that ride JJ gets sick commercial made it sound cool. So now after that ride, JJ gets sick. You're right. Normally, I'm fine on rides. I am honestly I it's my fault. I should have warned you. It's okay.

Do you want me to rub your back? I used to do it for my dad sometimes when he got sick. He said it helps. Thanks. What? Why would you bring up your dad? You're really bad at this. My dad sometimes when he got sick he said it out Thanks, what? Your dad Of course any couple of her shoes what the fuck this guy doesn't know what he's doing right here Why would you rub your back? I used to do with my old man How'd you say that way? No I would hold your hair back like you used to do with my old man? How'd you say it that way? No Hold your hair back like you used to do for pops

No Thanks Alright, so this is where it finally comes out that Parker is this guy's name He's been flirting with JJ this whole time, but as we've already told you he's dating the sister. So look Me and your sister. We were actually doing a thing tonight. My sister? You can come if you want. You and Betty?

Yeah, yeah. We're kind of together actually. Oh. Oh, right. She didn't tell me. So yeah, we were going to go into the park tonight, you know, after dark, because apparently there's these like hidden tunnels underneath the whole park And no one's been in for years. So we're gonna try and find the entrance You want to come? Okay. This is a smart move on Parker's He's going all right. I'm already bagging the one twin sister Can I get the second twin sister will go somewhere really dark? They won't know what's going on. I won't know what's going on.

This is a smart move, I think. Yeah. So she is intrigued by this and she's like, yeah, I wanna hang out with you and my sister in sexy time tunnels. That sounds like a great time. And then for some reason he tries to talk her out of it. I didn't understand this part at all.

I will come. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Great. All right. So there's a hole in the fence beyond a carousel. Meet us there at midnight. Just warning you though, seriously, not joking, we get caught, we get fired.

We won't get caught then. Yeah, but the thing is we might. You sure you want to take that risk? I'm not going home. Is that him grooming her to be like, by the way, things might happen that we could definitely get fired for. You have to go all the way. Yeah, right. Exactly. I'm going to need your commitment on this one. I tried to talk you out of it. It was really your choice to come show up at the hall. Right. So, all right. I'm going, all right, there's teenagers. This guy's going gonna bang twin sisters who are under 18. This isn't the worst show.

Let's get to episode two. We pop on episode two and now we hear from the bad guy. And the bad guy is Margo, who is the owner, been in the family for centuries almost, and she still lives at the park, but she's kind of mysterious. People kind of see her from time to time, time They don't know what's going on. And so in this scene Margo who sounds like a space robot for some reason I don't know I think they ran out of voices

They were like, yeah, I said I've got an Irish. I've got like a whale I've got the cartoonish old man. We need a voice for Margo like well, I'm all out Well, what if what if she had one of those, uh, electronic talking boxes for smokers like, God's genius. Yeah. Yeah. They'll definitely know it's a different character, which I did. I appreciate that. So they're looking over surveillance video and they're watching from when JJ and Parker were in Dreamland earlier. Yes, it's perfect. Thank you, darling.

My pleasure. Well, pleasure might be stretching it some. And the body. What did you do with the body? Well, if you must know, Roswell was the most convenient there. There still was. Well,well was the most convenient. They're still working on. I thought the woods surely all. No, no, no, no.

In the woods there are dog walkers and these kids. Look at them. They get everywhere. I can't believe you didn't tell me it was a drop rod. It's so much better when you don't know. Roswell, where in Roswell? In the concrete. I assure you, no one will ever find her. So they're referring to they killed someone

Buried them Roswell is one of the parks that's open in this amusement park. It's like the space alien crash landing It's the new it's the new hip ride from the new corporate overlords, right? yes, the new attraction that's in there and I should mention the Cold open of this you You hear this woman, as I mentioned, she walks into this area, there's cats all around and then she's murdered. But she says like, JJ, is that you? And this is before anyone introduced to JJ. And then JJ hears that when she's in dreamland, she goes, why is this person talking to me? And then you hear the bad guy talk about burying someone in the park So this is setting the stage for a lot of teenage sex

Regret to inform you there is not really any teenage sex. That's okay. I wasn't gonna go back and listen anyway, so it's fine So now this is another device. Do you have when you're doing an audio show? You someone is writing in their diary and talking out loud as they're writing What they're writing this goes out for a while to well, I think I so I they do they cover it up I think it's supposed to be internal monologue because she starts out speaking But then they add just a little bit of reverb to it So when I was listening, I was like, I guess this is supposed to be internal monologue, but it just sounds like she's sitting in her room,

reading, speaking her thoughts out loud, like she's doing a Captain's log in Star Trek. Right, and this particular clip that I'm gonna play for you right here is not how anyone's internal dialogue would go. The food here is lush. For tea, I had fish fingers, smash and peas. And for pudding, oh so lame. Try it again. So this place is like majorly rad and I'm hot diggity dogging it,

doggity digging it. You know I'm not dogging, I'm digging it and cool and no bad bad writing had bad acting there She's playing a character in her own diary, right? Yeah, like look at how awkward I am and quirky and I haven't figured out things yet Okay. Yeah, it's not a letter This She does reframe it because the diary was given to her by her aunt And so then she's like writing it as if it's a letter to her aunt Which you could have just had her write a letter to her aunt which made a lot more sense Yeah, that would have been made my aunt asked me to write down what I did every day

So I'm just kind of doing that but but they need it to be a diary because spoiler alert If the at the end someone has stolen her diary and forged some entries to try and set JJ up as to take the fall for being the killer. So if it was just letters to her aunt, that would work in the narrative. So they put this stupid scene. There's a lot of stuff in the first few couple episodes that was like, oh, this is coming back later.

Yeah, yeah, it's very obvious. So this is more of her internal Dialogue that's that's worse Okay, just be yourself Kate clean JJ How do normal people act This is not anyone's internal dialogue. All right, Carl get your shit together act like a person. Oh wait, am I a person? I think I am don't be a homo Stop getting a boner. It's only guys here. Carl. What are you doing? It's not a real internal dialogue by any means

Just be normal just be normal So then it turns out, you know, she went on this tour with Parker, her sister's boyfriend, and now she has a crush on Parker, of course. And there's a specific reason why. Be there or be square. Yeah, see ya. Parker is so nice. He's got curly black hair, really nice teeth like an American.

That's a stereotype that Americans have nice teeth. I don't appreciate that stereotype. It's gonna broad brush all Americans with that. You should move to England. You'll fit right in. I know. It'd be a star over there. Are you kidding me? I picked up a lot from this part because I found it all awkward and stupid. So then cool girls come in she's new to this dorm where the she's living like right there at the amusement park and One of the girls comes in that she wants to be cool with and they don't like her. She's already an outcast We're playing dodgeball outside It's actually one of the guys I'm sorry, but it's still the cool is her to tell cool guys. We're playing dodgeball outside You wish on you. Oh, I think she said something about going out for a smoke

No, wait, wait, wait, what's dodgeball? Wait it gets worse listen So gonna hang with the guys in a mo play some dodge the ball She just said dodgeball. Yeah, and now she has to pretend like she's never heard of what's dodged the ball. What is that? Yeah, she's a she's an alien clearly right? Yeah She hasn't lived for almost 18 years on the earth has no idea what's going on for some reason Okay, Parker is now meeting up with the two sisters and it's time to get it on. It's time for the threesome. He's off to a bad start. So in the clip at they like all get together and JJ is wearing high

heels for some reason. Right. Yeah. She's all dressed up for the occasion and they're they like make fun of her about this. But that's important to the to the plot later. Okay. Because she she twists her ankle. Yeah. And she can't run and then the car comes at her. I don't know. My point is, don't flirt with me in front of my sister. Already the sisters being a cock block. She's like, well, we're getting sexy time or what's going on here. So okay, so we're not doing that. I'm sorry I invited your sister. I didn't realize that's how you felt about it. Then they meet up with some other people who are there and those people have beer. And so it's time to drink some beer. Let's check out the acting on this. Emma, give them some of our beer. No, don't.

We don't have enough. Of course we do. Go on. Thanks, mate. I'll have one. Sure. Down the hatch. I'll have one. Sure.

Down the hatch. I like a woman who can drink. JJ, right? You can tell the difference. Can't you? Of course I can. Now, everyone knows that's not what beer drinking sounds like. It sounds like this.

He did the thing. That's that's how you drink a beer. Oh, those wild and crazy kids drinking does just smashing beers in three gulps and then throwing the cans out on the street. Belching a very nice audio effect. Yes. And another thing that happens throughout the show. So we heard where we were supposed to be concerned about the Palestinian kids But then other times there's like a false break that happens. We could just go back. You know we don't have to know Let's just find these bloody tunnels Right Gift shops over there closed, obviously.

It's not even like time has passed or anything like that. It's not like next scene. So let's go find those bloody tunnels. All right. Yeah, that's a good idea. All right. So right over there is the gift shop. Like when why do we have that sound effect just happened?

What just happened? I'm assuming an ad was supposed to be inserted in there. Maybe I don't know. Yeah, maybe they had dynamic ads turned on. Yeah. Yeah. So he's fun when they take a break and come right back. I'm already like flipping through 30 seconds. I had like, Whoa, what the fuck just happened?

The voice acting with only the two actors makes the whole thing extremely confusing. So I spent most of my listen through trying to figure out if it was Parker or Maddie talking, which is really important to the story. Right. And it's like, higher second guy. They don't speak in third person like centering. John does. That'd be helpful. You're like, well, you know, Parker, thanks. Parker, things, you get some beers, yo, and then have a place up.

What it helped is if you had a narrator character, like a lot of, so in college I was, my final project is going to be a radio show like this, but then it fell through. Anyway, but in preparing for that, I listened to a bunch of old radio serials from the 40s. And a lot of them are either like locked in a first person, like the saint, and that person is telling you about what they're doing and describing what the other people are doing. Or like the Superman and Batman serials, they're told there's a narrator explaining what's going on.

Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom and then setting the scene and telling you what's going on and who's in the room talking. And then you can like start to differentiate the voices. And this one, it was just like, who is where, where are we? Who are we talking to? Even Goodfellas did that. There's no problem with having a narrator. No one's going to be upset about that. And then you don't have all this shit. We're just like oh watch out. You're gonna hit your head

Oh, yeah, it's getting real cramped in here. I better start crawling me to the guy who's been there before So what happened at the Legion of Doom? Yeah, let's get into that meeting about evil All right, so now they're having a conversation somewhere in the park And this is what I was referring to earlier just totally normal cat sounds that you would hear if you're just hanging out somewhere Does it hurt? Yeah, a bit. I bet it does. You should probably go back. No, I'm fine. I'm having fun Hello puss Puss.

Oh, you mangy mog. Go on, get out of it. What's with all the cats? Well, the whole park's got a mouse problem. So, no, you can eat buffet for the ferals around here. Years and years ago, I would add my own folie work on top of folie work for comedic effect. I did not touch effect. I did not touch that. I did that and more cat sound effects. It sounds like I must have, I did not. That's what it sounds like. There's 28 cats all like in heat freaking out around

that for some reason. That's what it was in the rest of the series. Anytime they're in the park, there's just like obnoxious carnival music playing almost the point of making them a little bit indecipherable when they're talking. That gets really annoying really quick. Yeah. You don't need that kind of shit like now we get it. And they also have like the murmuring of people talking, but it's always like consistent all the time. All right. I have one last clip. This is the big secret that's revealed at the end of the second episode. And this is what I was talking about. Like things get heavy right here. So JJ was the good twin. The other twin was sent to boarding school. And so JJ changed her name from Kate to JJ

because she's trying to escape her past. And we're all wondering, what are you trying to escape from JJ? What happened to you? That isn't normal. You know, God, you haven't even learned anything. Wow, you just can't stop mentioning it, can you? You know what? I'll never mention it again. Just like you want. We will never, ever talk about you shagging dad's best friend behind his wife's back.

Get bent better, you get bent. What in the fuck? Done. Done. She was talking about. She was like the babysitter and shit. And now like this guy's raping her and that's like the backstory. I was like, Whoa, that's wild. Yeah. And then Betty's problem is that it was behind the wife's back. Not that it was right. Yeah. The age difference front. If you're going to do that with dad's best friend. Yeah, you're right. That is really stupid. But Parker picked the wrong twin because JJ's DTF.

I'm like, wow, that's the one he should have held out a couple days. Wait for her to get there. Oh, he gets it. He gets that. Well, here's my question for you, Ted. Now I have a lot of questions. We're going to learn about this. I don't care if people want to know about this or not.

I do. This is for me now. The next couple minutes of the show so Doesn't it seem like the fact that they're twins is only so they don't have to hire more voice actors Like that just seems like a worker others like what's making the twins? I could just voice both of them and no one to leave a complaint about like yeah It's great someone they're having a conversation with each other, right? Like what who said what then they end up using?

with each other. Right? Because you're right there. You're like, well, who said what? Then they end up using. Yes. A lot of times in the show, they're having conversations with one another and then and they're like, Betty, you blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Well, JJ, are you blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it's like, so that you can tell at any one time. Well, we've already heard JJ talk to herself. So it's important that they do that. Right, yes, good point. All right, so Tab, who's the killer?

What happened? So it turns out that like the security guy, Naughton, who is in the thing running the cameras, yeah, he's got it out for some people and he kills some of them and then Maddie kills some of them and Mrs. Margot is Actually their parents their their mom's long-lost sister who was like switched for a thing And their aunt Janet is somehow related to the family and it's all and all of this comes out like the last three episodes

All of this like weird twisting convoluted thing and so they ended up turning in Maddie to the police. But then there like the Janet killings or wasn't, wasn't either one of those two. So someone else is killing, but they have to kind of like sell it all as having been Maddie so that they can get the cops out of there. So they don't look too closely at mockery manners because then they'll all get caught for like the deep dark secrets of their family history. And the whole thing ended I was like, Oh, this is fucking stupid.

So they're just setting up season two is like a lot of loose end still. Yeah, so they did two more seasons. I haven't listened to either one of those. And then they did. My god, So they did two more seasons. I haven't listened to either one of those. And then they did, um, they, they did this like Patreon exclusive, the Matty tapes, which was three episodes set across like the run of the series, I guess, where he's in prison and he's getting interviewed by this person. And, uh, those were free Patreon content. And then like a month ago, they were like, yeah, we're just giving these out to everyone. We haven't made anything in a while. So, you know, keep, keep us in mind, but they're like turning it into a game, a board game or some. Yeah. It's,

I guess it's popular enough that it got to go fund me to, to fund a, a voiced game. So they're going to hire more voice actors, but yeah, it was cats in the game. Can you, are you cats on the board going across and tried to get to dreamland? I mean, that's interesting, but other teens fucking yeah, where's the teens fucking in this game? The killers dress up in like a big cat costume. Cause the cat, they're like two cat mascots for the park. And that's like what they're, they're killing in. And at one point a puma is really it gets loose into the park and like eats a guy it's like action park and and a lot of it was just meandering stuff of their interpersonal

drama which was pretty uninteresting well now I know kind of except I don't understand why the woman died in the beginning but then that was like a time machine time warp thing was that I know she blamed She died like a couple of days before JJ got there, but she knew JJ was that's go cuz that was their aunt there Okay. Yeah, keep up Carl All right, well if we haven't done it already here is our Great job, and I have to play this for you because our boy Jerry Banfield is a professional YouTuber as he will tell you on his new YouTube

channel. Good evening everyone. It's January 10th 2025. My 4974th day on YouTube and full-time youtuber have been for a really long time and this is what I did today He's been on YouTube for 4974 consecutive days that that sounds like someone who's like this is my my 4975 day of captivity and With like those actions just crossing my 4,975 day of captivity and I'm like, yeah, please. Please be hiding with like those etchings. It's just crossing. I didn't please negotiate. Let's see.

It looks like a hostage too. Yeah. His shirts got like marker written on it. It's not going well. I'm being treated very well. I enjoy my captivity, but I would really love to see my family again. You know, so all these guys think they figured out the algorithm and Jerry's one of them. You don't remember Patrick Michael makes all of his videos called the so-and-so problem because the crystal ear problem did so well. So he thinks I just put the blah, blah, blah problem and that'll

work. Well, look at the name of his new channel. It's the Jerry Banfield experience. Oh, there's the Joe Rogan experience, the Jerry Banfield experience There's the Joe Rogan experience the Jerry Banfield experience I probably get a hundred billion dollars to Spotify any day now As long as you make like a quite a few typos when you're searching for Joe Rogan My favorite part about this is yesterday's video. He has 240 subscribers on this channel This is had 29 views and the reason why that's funny is not because I'm not rooting for Jerry Banfield, of course, I am it's funny that he starts the show by talking about how he's a professional youtuber and has been for 4974 days

So what is that? That's a 12 years 13 years as long as YouTube has existed in plus three years I'm pretty sure it's how that math checks out. I don't know how that's possible. I was on YouTube before it existed. Yes. So that's, uh, that's what Jerry's up to. We'll be checking in with Jerry more often. I want to see what he's up to because he does the show every single day. You just heard him say, what did I do today? After this, he goes into, I had an AA meeting. I got up and got the kids ready. I played tennis. I lost every game of tennis today. And he's just like, literally like when stuttering, John does that thing.

We're just like, I went to the gym and then I went to your diary. I am having such a cruel time at summer camp. I'm about to go play the dodge ball with the cool kids. It's like, who the'm about to go play the dodgeball with the cool kids. It's like, who the fuck cares about this shit? with our new favorite and recently played games tabs. And to top it all off, quick and secure withdrawals. Get more everything with FanDuel Sportsbook and Casino. Gambling problem, call 1-866-531-2600. Visit connexontario.ca.

All right, I have an update. Please, please, please guys, stream labs, PayPal, Super Chats, Rumble Rants, FEDMO. Maybe, you know what?ble rants, bedmo. Maybe, you know what? Maybe we don't deserve it. Eric picks us 13.3 years. That was good math on the top of your head there, Tab. Yeah.

Not bad. Better than Maddox. Oh, doesn't take much. So Aaron Imhol, as we know, the baggy monster. He's got a new thing going on. We talked about this yesterday on this little piggy, but it needs to be addressed on WATP because Milton reached out to him and said,

hey, Aaron, you want to come to Hackamania? I'll pay for your flights. I'll pay for your hotel. I'll even comp you food and stuff. No, first of all, he didn't get my permission to do this. Shit, I'm like, where's this money coming from? Out of our shared revenue, But okay. So we offered him all that and Aaron's just like, you kidding me? I'm not doing that. So he has a counter

offer for us that we need to talk about. But I will come to Las Vegas for free. Will I do the Hackamania event? Kind of. Listen to my idea. I think this is great. Okay. So what is it? You and all your people the Hackamania event? Kind of. Listen to my idea. I think this is great. So what is it? You and all your people at Hackamania, I mean, Aaron is the worst guy in the world, right? He is our white whale. We just can't seem to take him down.

No matter how many harpoons, Queequeg Melton just can't seem to take... Captain Ahab Carl just can't seem to take down his white whale. He does flatter himself, doesn't he? Yeah. He thinks this is much more important than he is. John's the white whale. He thinks... Aaron's more of the sperm whale, you know what I mean?

There's the zinking. Yeah, Aaron, it is a form of narcissism that he thinks that because he's getting attention, like we want to take him down and we won't stop until he doesn't have a channel anymore. And we want to run him off the internet. It's like, no one's ever said that that was their objective. It's actually the opposite of that. We're laughing. It's going, ha ha, what a loser. Yeah, right. We hope you guys keep doing what you're doing Podcast five times a day do a 24-hour stream. No one's trying to kick you off the internet or anything like that But Aaron is thinks he's so self-important that he thinks like oh, I know what you guys want to do You want to take me out? Well tell you what our thoughts are consumed with him, right? Yes. It's like a wrestling promo. Yeah

I'm gonna give you your chance Here's my counter offer take it or leave it And Patrick we can't do this over. So you have to send me an email We have to have some kind of correspondence. You can't count on kiwi farms to get me the message. But here's the deal as You know, I am an amateur boxer. I have a fight coming up February 22nd I think mr. Jim's and Foley got about 10 or 15 that have to be cut off of this in the next month and a half Or I'll be fighting in a corset but I

You know, I can always use the work and if I go to Las Vegas Lord knows I'm gonna be plenty unhealthy And I'll have to stay in somewhat half-assed fighting shape. So back in the 70s George Foreman did this event and During this event George Foreman fought five opponents in one night. Oh boy Holy shit is a real boxer. George Foreman was the heavyweight champion of the world multiple times. I think he was the oldest to become the heavyweight champion. He was like 45 when he won the belt the last time he did. George Foreman is an amazing boxer.

Aaron is an 0-2 amateur boxer who hasn't fought in a couple of years. And he's going, all right, guys, I got this brilliant idea. But it's fucking stuttering John all over again. Because you have to make it wildly unrealistic to show that you're Superman. So instead of like, I'll fight truly in the ring, it's I'll fight surely. And then Bob Levy and then Mike Morris and then lady K and this fucking dimwit is doing the exact same shit. He wonders why he's a local. This is why we want you to podcast way more often than you do Aaron, because of shit like this. Cause you say stupid things. Yeah. Cause you say really stupid shit.

So obviously you guys see where this is going, but I'll let him, I'll let this play out. Knocked them all. No, I'm sorry. He beat all five of them. Did not knock them all out. You've got four or five guys who just want to open one of them. Honestly, since he's made this declaration that he wants to fight us and he's just like all you guys want to beat me up the only person who's been enthusiastic

about it is to key I don't know if you guys saw to key on this little piggy yesterday but he had the head gear on he had a boxing glove on the entire show he's going let's go let's go put him up he had a mouth guard that said come eater. But to see this isn't fair because if you get knocked out in the first fight, the other four people just, they're just out. Yeah, right now. Well, maybe he could fight me first. So make sure he does not get knocked out.

That'd be good. Got to watch that footwork. Yeah, but Tukey wants to fight it with one hand up his ass. Being Nick Riketa. So here's what I offered to you, Patrick. I can get into, I can get us into like the Mayweather Boxing Gym or whatever boxing gym you want to do. I just bring my athlete's book and my coach's book, my USA Boxing book.

I say, hey, I got some guys here. They want to get in the ring. Do you have a little time? We can work it out. I'm going to read my athlete's book and my coach's book, my USA boxing book. I say, hey, I got some guys here. They want to get in the ring. Do you have a little time? We can work it out. Do you think that's how that works? No. Okay. But I'm pretty, I would, I would guess

you have to call and schedule a well in advance. No, no, he's king **** boxing guy who has a card. So, he'll just be able to walk right in there like, hey, I'm going to beat all these guys' asses. Is that cool? Give me an, I don't know, 15 minutes is probably all we need. Is that all right?

And each of you can have three, three minute rounds and you just take your shots and I'm not going to hurt you. Okay. So again, it just has to be like the most outlandish thing possible. So he's going to fight five of us. We each get three, three minute rounds with him. Yeah. He's going to go five of us. We each get three three-minute rounds with him Yeah, he's gonna go 15 rounds In a boxing match. He gets five different people

Yeah, that is just On a level of athleticism, right? Your second opponent is coming in fresh and your three rounds down Yeah, you're you're looking at diminishing returns even if you're a great boxer Yeah, even if you're just bouncing around on the you're, you're looking at diminishing returns. Even if you're a great boxer, even if you're just bouncing around on the, you know, your toe, your balls, your feet in the, in the ring, you're going to get tired after nine minutes of that. I'm getting tired thinking about it. Do you remember when a stereo spot wore the fanboys like way back in the early Dick show and they went to that that MMA gym and they fought for like all of four four minutes and then they were just fucking it's exhausting

yes correct. Each up I'm not going to do anything like that just gonna I'm gonna get working. I'm doing it to get work. But you guys have a chance to take all these words and all this anger and all this hostility you've had for all There's zero hostility. Yeah, I can promise you every time we're doing this little piggy Before this I mean you can see it during the entire show But before the show even starts the four of us get out were like hey, so I was gonna talk about this

Oh, you see he did this thing. Oh shit. Yeah, let's grab that like we're excited about this Yeah, we have a text that we just laugh. We roll ridiculous shows and you made the grades sir. Yes Hostility is not predicated on smile talking Tackling with laughter every few minutes the people who don't understand what we're doing always think that There's hostility and anger. That's behind and And it's just the opposite. I can assure you. All these years. And I do like the fact though, he's just like, guys, I'm not even going to punch back. Right.

Don't even worry about it. Later on, he's going to break my nose and my ribs. So I guess there's going to be some punching. But at first he's just like, I'm just going to sit there and just block your punches and laugh. Take punches for 10 minutes and then go to the next guy Easy peasy Yeah, took 37 punches. What do you what do you got now another another 30 of them cool? He just gives you a hug afterwards. I know you've been angry Carl. I think we'd read my decision by the way We go bro, we're cool.

That'd be embarrassing. Oh my God, yesterday on this little piggy, every time I pause it, I would have to zoom in on this guy's face. It's always so ridiculous. He's another one of these like drop the needle anywhere guys. Always so performative. Who's not even gonna hit you back very hard. I mean, a guy who's basically going to be a glorified sparring partner. So that's your opportunity.

I'll save your money, take your money. You and your boys get to show that this heat you have with me is real and it's not performative, it's not gay ops, it's not the internet stuff. the funny thing is is that the invitation to Aaron, which I did not approve Patrick was like, I'll fly you out here. I'll pay for everything and you can come up and do a show with us. Yeah, like this is like all of us are

podcasters. That's the thing we all have in common. We're like on YouTube and **** like that's the thing we do not the thing that you do like I'm a boxer. So I think we should all box. All right, the rest of us are boxers. I don't know why. You know what, Aaron? I tell you what, I'm gonna take the mantle for everyone, and here's the challenge. Okay. Come to St. Louis, you can come into the Glass Studio, and we'll both make vases, and if your vase is dog shit, you lose.

Yeah, and then we'll have a guitar off. Yeah, and then we'll play chess. So, we'll both make vases, and if your face is dog shit You lose yeah, and then we'll have a guitar We're all gonna box okay that you mean it or You can once again in true Patrick Melton fashion show that you're a punk bitch. So I ain't no punk bitch every time. And this is not the first time. Every time the Aaron has challenged Patrick or anyone else to a boxing match, they've always said yes. Rocko couldn't wait to say yes. Patrick always says, yeah, let's let's go. Patrick is not a fighter,

but he's a very big guy. I mean, I think that would be an interesting matchup between these two. Floor is yours, but I need two conditions. Okay, here we go. Now we have the conditions. And he tries to spin this, that Patrick's the one who wants to box him. Of course. Who would challenge who to a boxing match? You're the boxer.

We asked you to do a show. I mean, Patrick asked you to do a show. He doesn't even own gloves. Why would he challenge you to a boxing match? So stupid. But okay, now he's setting his conditions. Let's see. One need at least four of you because it's got to be fair. If it's one or two of you, I'll fuck it. Even if I'm not trying, I'll fuck you. I want to fight him now. I know, right? Can I like be the champion? I've never boxed I have watched four of the Rocky movies though this year, okay, so this year You've already watched him. Yeah, I hadn't seen any of them before so I really got a pretty good shape to that is how boxing works

Those movies are very accurate I'm gonna be listening to Eye of the Tiger Be ready It's got to be at least four and Nick Reketa has to be one of them. There you go. Simple enough. I'll I'll come out. I'll do the thing. He's already beaten you, Aaron. I'm sorry. You've already lost. You've already lost the moral victory. If he defeats you in a physical contest, you will

never never live that down. So, he's already trying to create these stipulations that he thinks will make it so it doesn't happen. Yeah. So Nick, Rekeda hasn't pled out yet for whatever he's going to get, but it's going to be some kind of probation or something like that. And so he's banking on the Nick can't leave the state or something like that. So that he's just like, Oh, I said, Nick, can it be there? It's like when they can't make it, but there's still five of us challenge accepted. So that he's just like, Oh, I said, Nick, can't it be there? It's like, well, Nick can't make it, but there's still five of us. Challenge accepted. I thought

that's what I'm trying to say to this asshole. You, Nick, Carl wants to Carl can if um, Rocco wants to Rocco can if uh, Dick wants to Dick can. What's challenging Dick? I'm this now too. All right. Whoever. That's challenging Dick? Ah, that's not now too. All right. Whoever. That's my counter. I save you a bunch of money.

You guys get to get your hands on that Aaron that you hate so much. I don't hate you. Yeah. Oh, what do you like about me? Yeah. And it has to be streamed. There we go. And it has to be streamed there we go and it has to be streamed, okay

So we got to get the Mayweather Ring and make sure they have strong Wi-Fi got it All right That's my that I had to get an official response on the record in 48 hours Send me an email send me whatever we cannot count on our communications being done via streaming. And the new Pudgy weight champion of the internet,

Aaron Imholz, that's what he imagines in his head that this is gonna end and everyone's gonna be like, he's so great, I'm fucking everything you said about him being a fucking loser and laughing at him is wrong. I'm throwing money at the goal. Five of us laying there bloodied. Great, yeah fucking everything you said about him being a fucking loser and laughing at him is wrong The goal five of us laying there bloodied. We're sorry, man Can we hang out with you now just like Apollo and Rocky Train us Aaron

Now I should point out that between Aaron and Patrick, Patrick has emailed Aaron and never heard back. And so Aaron likes to play these games. He's just like, and by the way, Patrick, you better email me if we're going to figure this out. Patrick's like, yeah, I've emailed you before. You don't respond. And yes, we accept this challenge. All of these stipulations we're fine with. And again, Patrick's still like, and I'll still fly you out if you want it. Put you out. What a guy. The real Patrick. He says, see you Las Vegas, May 8th. I think it's right there. Patrick messages him and he says, yeah, yeah, I'm watching. Let's go. Is this the real Patrick? He says, see you Las Vegas, May 8th. I think that might be a fake Patrick Melton.

I think that might be it. But if it's him, holy shit. Yeah, it's gonna be great. I would give him a lot of credit, but doesn't he have to get, he has to get Nick. He's gotta get his other people together. So we get already Arad's like, all right, he accepted, but it's gonna be tough for him, right?

Cause I said he had to get Nick and the other guys have to say yes. We all said yes. We're all in. All right. Make it happen. We had Nick on this little piggy yesterday. He also accepted this.

So we're all in. Oh, can we confirm the details of boxing live transparency? Yeah. And then no offense if that's Patrick, I don't trust you at all because as we've shown numerous times you're a liar. So I do. Yep. Right. Two minutes into the, to throw in the challenge and then it's like, oh, he accepted. Why do you believe he accepted? I think he's a liar. What else do you want him to do?

Cause once you get a sworn affidavit, well, you know, hold it up with today's newspaper and the affidavit, you mail it in to the, to the national international boxing committee to get the fight sanction. And they're of course going to go, what the fuck is this? Who the fuck is this? He's about to get into it here. And a paper on this. I do want a commitment on your end. Cause again, to get into business with you without a guarantee or a backup is started. Let's see, what were the terms? Nick's gotta confirm he's gonna do it. There needs to be at least four of you who are willing to get in the ring.

I like the picture Moody. He hasn't mentioned Moody on this, but remember Tyson's punch out with Little Mac? He always had like punch up. Mo versus Aaron like ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding I organize you know it shouldn't take much to call the club and just say can we do this I organize the thing it's just top of my head I'll probably try to settle an internet beef. Is it cool if we all come in and fight each other?

Please don't call here again, sir. This shouldn't be hard at all. I'll send out a full list, but gotta be at least four people. It's gonna feel unfair if it's less than four. Like, honestly. I will take the spot of three people. Right? I got four months to train never box in my life.

Let's fucking do it. Let's go. Three three minute rounds. Yeah, three three minute rounds. I'm just thinking of anything that could get up. Because like the club saying we don't want to be part of it. That would get up. Because sometimes the you know, I get it. Like sometimes

these gyms are a little, like they don't want to be part of... A second ago, it's gonna be no problem. I know. Why didn't you bring it up if you're gonna walk it back like this? You walk it back immediately. And you don't have to work this out online. Right. Yeah, yeah. None of this has to be on the show. It was slightly compelling when you were making the deal with us right move on yes also the fact that Aaron thought he was gonna play this hand and Everyone was just gonna fold yeah Patrick Melton one thing. I know about him very good poker player You're not gonna get him to fold just by re racing

Good they see it as a joke Some places would be like yeah bring cameras in there. So it has to be streamed for people. How much experience does he have with settling internet peace through boxing? Some places do this. Some places do that. So we can we, can we, if we, if it can't be streamed, can it, is it fine to just like video record it and then post it onto the internet immediately following? It has to be within 37 minutes. So we need to upload speed of at least 200 megabits per

second because it's going to be a large file. It's got to be one of them. We need that confirmed. And when you back out, there has to be some kind of a punitive measure for you. Yeah, so Patrick already said, he's like, well, I'll put money in escrow. I have no problem with this. 10,000 bucks, whatever you want, because I'm not going to back out. So don't even worry about that part. But now Aaron's trying to pretend like, but you know, you guys are all going to pull us out. And so that's going to be a thing. Backing out. That's because he, Patrick backed out of this thing. So many times he never has he's always accepted. You always challenge everybody always accepts That I need a guarantee that when he backs out, I'm compensated for my time because again, I have

Because again, I have time no You said it was gonna be so fast. Hey boxing gym. We wanted the we want to do a fight there. Yeah, no problem Come on in great Also his time is worthless Fucking go ahead and hit the punch punch out on the clock there. That was 37 seconds. How much money do you need for that? Rumble rant gifted membership? Faith. That he's going to follow through on this.

He's going to publicly go, oh yeah, I was going to do it. And then behind the scenes he'll bitch out again and then he'll go public and he'll go, well, I wanted to. I mean a guy who lies. Doesn't it kind of sound like this is what Aaron's thinking in his head? It totally does. Yeah. Doesn't it seem like these are what he's going through right now. Just like I mean publicly I'm saying I'll fight these guys, but I'm gonna take on five fucking guys

I'm gonna go to Vegas and do this and it's gonna be streamed. I can be humiliated If I make these stipulations as complicated as possible They'll never be able to be fulfilled and then I don't look like a jackass that is the whole point of all yes. Yes Is that much it's habitual. I mean, this is a guy. Oh, he's talking about how much Patrick lies. The guy who lies that much, it's habitual. I mean, this is a guy who talks like I'm his arch nemesis.

Like he's gotta get his hands on me. It's so not true. Again, I can't stress this enough. You were invited to come out. Yes, we're gonna pull you up. Patrick was gonna put you up. Yes. And do a show. And this is where we ended up with Aaron. Yeah. And he's actually like Patrick's the bad guy. Yeah. Like this all played out already. Right. And Aaron saying that Patrick's always lying. Aaron's whole thing is that Patrick is a pedophile He repeats this almost on a daily basis

That seems to be like a pretty big whopper of a lie to spread about someone and the fact you're gonna sit there to be Like I don't think I could trust this Patrick guys. He's always lying like Okay. Oh better doesn't play clips and respond to them. He doesn't make up stories and just say that it's happening and That's a respond to them. He doesn't make up stories and just say that it's happening. And then I've given him ample opportunity to, oh no, it was him. The guy who fights strangers regularly, yeah, he's the one who backed out. So those are the-

He's talking about sparring partners at the gym. That's yeah, that's not a fight. Fighting strangers regularly. It's sp sparring partner you You you intentionally don't like Try to hurt one another the way you do in a real fight, correct? Yes, it's practice That's a fucking guy I'm gonna go find a boxing gym here in st. Louis. I'm gonna start training May 8th. Let's go buddy. Let's go. We're doing this. Let's fucking do it. I have to work on the

ninth. I'll fly back all completely untouched. Yeah, you'll be fine. Still wearing his gloves. You'll get a great night's sleep. You'll be fine, man. I'll send you a full thing. I do want a contract though. I do want it in writing. I wouldn't do write it up. Yes, you want to watch Rocky five? Three Creed movies. I might go revisit Cinderella, man. I'm going to be fucking ready, my friend. Do it if it was like Chad or somebody like that. But with Patrick, I mean the dishonesty, I just I got all that. That's rich right there. You gotta love this. Want a contract though. I do want it in writing. I wouldn't

do it if it was like Chad or something. He wouldn't do it if it was a guy. He's a straight shooter like Chad Zumach, a guy you could trust with his word. But he liked that. But with Patrick, I mean the dishonesty, I just, I gotta be covered on Patrick's the problem, right? Not Chad. Good point. Good point. The community Chad Zuma. Yeah. Yeah. I can. Does it work? Another another win for the toe. All right. Plus we got Melton to back down off of another fight thing. So now he's already turned this into that. Peders already back down. All we've been doing is accepting this over and over again and every show we can. But watch this Christ fight thing. I didn't even ask for. Yes, you did.

He said, I need you to come to the mania to save my event. Oh yeah. That's the other thing that Aaron's trying to pretend. The reason why he was invited is because we don't have, we low Ticket sales and we need air in there to save the of course, of course, right, you know I finally reached a point where I've seen enough him hold where I do realize he's always lying But sometimes he's really lying and I can now detect the difference when he's coping. He really amps it up Yeah, lie. Yeah, he really amps things up when he's like he knows he's coping. He really amps it up. There's the cope lie. Yeah, he really amps things up when he's like, he knows he's lying so he has to put even more bravado

into it. Yeah, he moats even more. Yes. And I'm like, I won't go to your event, but I'll do like a fight five people in one night thing like George Foreman did at one of the gyms in Las Vegas. And I named my five people and he said, I can't do it. When?

Where? Is there an email? What are you talking about? What? Maybe we can still work something out. We'll see, but you'll have to come to me with a pretty good counter offer. This is like the imaginary Venmo that shows up to save the gold. Yes. Right. Oh, you know, I just got a note here. It says Patrick says he's pussing out. He goes, you're too big and tough. Show us. There's no way I can do it. Well, there you go. There, put it on the screen Patrick wouldn't mind It's so ridiculous. It's getting silly. I hate how all of these internet

Feuds turn into let's fight each other it really does come to that from time to time which is also really stupid But error just takes things at the next level With this shit, I would I would desperately love to see this event. One man versus five dudes just. How off the rails could it possibly get me? Awesome. It's so stupid. Anyone who actually is a boxer would be like, yeah, no, you can't do that. It shows Aaron doesn't have an understanding of his own sport to say that.

You know, Wayne Gretzky isn't like I'll take out an entire Hockey team by myself. He's like who's gonna run you over and score all the goals of the empty net. Oh, yeah, you're right You're right that it's gonna happen Speaking of fucking idiots OPI is making waves right now. He's got a brand new channel. I'm going to play a clip from that channel. We played it on who are these socials this week. It's OP unleashed NYC. It's dedicated to his antics messing with tourists and locals in New York City. We know likes to walk around on this phone out and talk to people. Just being a spaz. Just being a spaz. He's a prankster. You don't understand. He's just he's just new boot goofing all over New York and a

lot of people are taking notice of this. We're going to talk about Anthony's reaction. We're going to talk about Chrissy Mayer's reaction. We're talking about how OP is promoting this, but first let's get a sense of what OP is up to with this new channel. All right. I gotta get envelopes. You guys got envelopes? Are they next to the Kotex? Are they next to the feminine hygiene? I see feminine hygiene, not envelopes.

It's not next to the hygiene, is it? I know, but she sent me one of the feminine hygiene stuff. It's very embarrassing for all of us. Is there envelopes around here? Oh, right here. I'm sorry, ma'am. Thank you. All right, guys.

Uh, Opie the Old-timey. Cool. God, I'm so embarrassed. Are you up first? Okay. Yeah. She's had it with you already and she's known you for 15 seconds. Well, that's pretty good.

Hogging Dawes. Little hogging Dawes. I just need to pay for my seconds. Well, that's pretty good. Hog and Dawes. Little hog and Dawes. I just need to pay for my envelopes and get out of here. I got nothing but tens all day long. I went to the bank. Be an easy target with my bed back. I got a thousand dollars. A thousand.

A thousand in tax. Easy target. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. You know, happy new year. Yeah. Sorry if I was a bother. Sorry if I was a bother.

I was a bother. Here you go, man. Happy new year, all right? Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. So there you have it. He's mentally fucking ill. Imagine this from, you know, the store workers perspective, right? They get home that night.

Hey, how was work? It wasn't too bad. This fucking autistic spaz came into the store looking for envelopes and then talked to himself the entire time he was in the store and wished me a happy new year on January 10th. Tim, they deal with weirdos all day every day. This is New York City. People wander into these stores all the time. Every single person in there he interacted with gave him the exact energy he deserved. Everyone just went, Oh God, don't do don't. No one make eye contact with them. No one was like going along with it. No one was like surprising. Whoa, feminine hygiene products. This guy's 61 years old. He's talking about Tampax. Hilarious. Hog and Dawes. Hog and Dawes. It's kind of sounds like doggy. You know, you know, oh, so

Anthony picked up on this new channel and went on his show to talk about it. And so someone alerted the Ulpster that Anthony is aware of this. Oh boy. No, apparently I was trashy here for like 45 minutes on his show. Can't find a clip though. I don't subscribe to his channel. He just won't leave me alone. He won't leave me alone. And then if I just little, if I give him a couple of jabs back, he loses his F in mind. He won't leave me alone. Simple as that.

He's another one of these guys who thinks that everyone's out for blood. Yeah. He won't leave me alone, man. Why would he just leave me alone? Well, no, he saw that video of you getting envelopes at the store, just like Mike and I did on WTS and Chrissy Mayer did and everyone else.

But what a fucking idiot. You put it on the internet. Yeah. It's not like someone hacked into your phone and found this stupid video. You put it on the internet. I'll be your own fucking name. Hope he won't leave us alone.

Right, yes. Hope you're giving us too much material, all right? Our business, mine, Anthony's, Chrissy's, wine mics, our business is finding ridiculous people to clown. And you have to do one of those people and you're teeing it up for us. They're going, Hey, how can we keep taking this content I'm giving you? Like, well, yeah, I thought that's why you were doing it.

That there's something wrong with Anthony Cormier. He won't leave me alone. So Anthony was on with Garrett and Steve, Garrett and Steve, formerly of Compound Media. They have their own show going and addresses this. That's for his new channel, Opie Unleashed NYC. Look out because apparently he was leashed on the open. Now leashed. On the open. Now. Have you been kept abreast to exactly what's going on there with OPI unleashed NYC. Oh, of course, every aspect of it. My friend.

He makes, he makes fun of my glasses. Oh, so you already watched that video. I think. Oh, oh yes I did. I watched it on my show today, which started a 45-minute bash fest on Greg over you I was just gonna bring up his new channel Uh-huh and talk about it a little and kind of be maybe sarcastic or tongue-in-cheeky about it And then Ryan pops up. Hey, he talked about you today and I watched it

45 minutes of hardcore your mother bashing that I went off on on my show today so yeah because he as a 61 year old man presenting a channel where he says he's going to do pranks and trolling and wild comedy on the streets of New York. Yet he says, my glasses are a little outrageous. Wow, wow, not a 61 year old man trying to buy envelopes in a stationary store and then telling the woman, are they by the code tax? No, this is crazy.

These are wild What an embarrassment? Guy is it really was Okay, so let's see what Anthony's referring to here apparently Oh, please take some shots at Anthony and then he's like, but I don't want to have to be making fun of me back That wasn't the point of this But that's not fair guys come on oh my god all right i'm not gonna lie to you i do johnny gibbons i'm not gonna lie to you um someone sent me a clip uh you know once again anthony just fucking saying shitty crap about me this is

by the way the video that opi put out it's a minute 44 you're gonna see a bunch of editing and stuff like this was well thought out and put together to fuck with Anthony. And the name of this video is Opie roast Anthony's outrageous glasses. Okay. This is Opie's angle. Opie's going to get it by envelopes and be like, are they neared maxi pads? What? You know, and he's making fun of Anthony for the glasses he's wearing. I guess him and Kevin Brennan, they text each other and, and one of the things they do when they text each other is a big fun of me is that that's fun. I do text Kevin Brennan. Uh, we text back and forth.

It's very rare. It's usually a sarcastic little jab or an acknowledgement of someone that we mutually don't like and we'll shit on him. Opie, John. Just keep it going for another ten years. That's fun. Don't ask me about what I'm going on Kevin Brennan show. I don't want to deal with any of that nonsense. I'm laughing Johnny because Anthony is wearing some wild glasses. They are wild. And he does look like Pat Cooper. He looks like what Pat Cooper would come in with those wild glasses. So bravo to you, Johnny Gibbons. I don't know

if Anthony's doing well. I don't know if his streams are doing well. I don't know any of that, but I did see a quick clip and yes, his glasses are wild and make them look like Pat Cooper. Whatever like, you know, I personally, you know, I can't, I can't see. God damn it. I had a, I had a lace sick many, many years ago and the lace that can start to wear off. And that's why I like these eyes, you know, that they should be open like this, but I'm becoming a squinty boy again so maybe I

maybe I go and get my contacts back but I ain't I ain't going on these live stream with glasses no no no oh my so that's because you might look stupid I would have embarrassed myself I have the glasses on the least of your concerns. I'll be so Opie wanted to give some shit to Anthony and as soon as Anthony get gave a bad dude just like what the fuck So so embarrassing that when someone gets older they'd start needing to wear glasses to be able to see I know how outrageous Are those glasses there? Why? Even the photo of Pat Cooper just looks very normal. You're like, okay, I mean, I've seen weirder glasses.

I don't know what happened. What's wild about them? Yeah, I don't get it at all, but okay, if you say so. So this is Opie talking about his new channel and what's going on with it. What pissed me off is, you know, I started a new YouTube channel, Opie Unleashed NYC. It's a good, it's a good solid YouTube channel. Is it? It's, uh,

you know, the purpose of the channel, it's all my New York city stuff. I've been filming videos for so long. And a lot of my New York city videos are just buried on my regular YouTube channel. So I'm like, you know, why not make a separate channel for my New York city stuff? It's me showing you cool stuff. You can tell he doesn't have confidence in what he's saying. It's me showing you cool stuff right? You can tell he doesn't have confidence in what he's saying

Why why can I see three feet of space above his head and his chin is covered by a super chat How can he not put his camera facing down a little bit cover up the ring light maybe? Tilt it down just tilt it down. Oh b It's like it's on a stand above his head. You know what it is? I'll tell you what it is. The star of the show is the scenery. Yeah. Oh yeah, that big black smudge. Yeah, his view is the star of the fucking show

and he knows it. So he's just like, no one's here to see me, right? Here's New York City this morning. Good guy, that makes more sense. New York City, it's me hopefully being funny on the streets of New York City. Me hopefully being funny. Not funny, haha. Funny queen. It's me hopefully being funny on the streets of New York City Trying to get awkward moments on the streets of New York City It's me pranking and trolling tourists and it's just an innocent easy good solid new channel

It's a good solid new channel, what do you mean? What does that mean? He's taking all his old videos He made a new channel and Anthony could it should be called. Hopefully funny Hopefully it's awkward Couldn't help himself it has nothing to do with opiate Anthony and he had attacked that he's been attacking Everything I've tried since the end of opiate Anthony. There's literally something wrong with the guy. So he's saying there's something wrong with Anthony. I think what's happening here is that Opie's getting very emotional. He's feeling like he's under attack because he's getting all up into his fields and people are clowning his new videos.

And so he's just like, these guys are attacking me. I didn't do anything to them. It's like, no no Opie again reset They're goofing on you because you're easy to goof on and it's a lot of fun Not just for the person goofing on you before everyone watching as well when someone splashes you you splash back there are people Watching the show right now on YouTube who are yelling out their own one-liners. Yeah better than us So this is this is the fun of watching OPI and his horrible content. I love these guys. These people that like just shit the bed making

content but somehow transforming it makes it funny again. It's amazing. And it's even better when they've been successful. There's tons of guys like Opie out there and no one's paying any mind because there's tons of guys like Opie out there. But Opie's this guy who's got that view 500 feet above New York city and on the beach in the Hamptons. It's what makes him so special. The fact that now don't get me wrong. I got a centering John who lost all those things. It's also funny. Also special special. Also special in its own way. But Opie, this is why it's very fun to clown you. But Opie just thinks that he's under attack.

Oh, Spani, holy crap. Member of my YouTube channel for 17 months. Why does Chrissy Mayer not only have a lopsided mouth, but it's also offset three inches to the right. Recent stroke perhaps, crooked and diagonal. Oh my God, I don't know. Oh my God. You're making quite a Chrissy's face.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I don't know. She's not a bad looking broad to be honest with you, but this Chrissy Barr or May or whatever, she worked on Anthony's failed company and whatever her name is. I can't remember. I just have Googled her and jerked off. He's got a big timer. I don't let him pronounce her name. Sure. You don't. I liked it. I like this thing. And a lot of people like to do this for Opie. It's definitely beneath them. Anthony's failed company. Anthony

ran a media company for 10 years, employed all these people made all these shows and then after ten years He merged with another company with Gavin's company and he's still a part owner in his own company What is opi done since leaving serious XM has ever employed anyone? Well, he went into that bodega You're right, that's a good point it's's just wild to me that Opie like, well, it's failed company. I guess That's one way of saying, you know, I started the company from scratch built it up into a thing where I was able to sell it off And still maintain ownership of it. That's kind of like every business owner's dream, but all right Just keep getting getting paid and not having to do most of the work, right? Yes

Get rid of all your staff and overhead. What an idiot. I bet he's really kicking himself. I bet he wishes he was working like 50 and 60 hours a week, trying to maintain a whole media empire. Not just fucking like hanging out in his house, recording shows every now and again. What a fucking loser. What's he doing? Enjoying his hobbies. He could be going to bodegas and bothering the people inside or hanging out at bars recording shit quality podcasts with people that can't stand to be around him until they die. What is he doing? Enjoying his hundreds of acres of land and shooting guns and flying drones around? What a loser.

Buying outrageous glasses. These glasses are wild man. Wild. This is a, so now he could be, he could be living in New York, moving his car from one side of the street to the other. Yeah. 800 bucks for the garage is a lot. Don't want to do that. Or you could actually start up a company and be able to afford it. It's about the park, your car in the garage. But this is Opie coping with now Chrissy Heat. And she recently, because of my new YouTube channel, Opie Unleashed NYC, this is the dishonesty. I can't, I just enough for Eddie, for real, enough for Eddie. So she tweets, she goes,

Hey Opie, come on my show. Let's have a little chat and you can promote your new YouTube channel. What a bitch. She tweeted, come on my you could promote your new YouTube channel. Oh, what a bitch She tweeted come on my show promote your new YouTube channel He's always being attacked You've got too far this I usually defend Chrissy mayor, but she's got too far this time pretty fucking conniving That's pretty funny Dan Crabb remember for a month says come on Carl. He's feeling the economy one envelope at a time. You're right. Listen, everyone contributes in their own way. It's a good thing. The thing that's more interesting to me about that is what the fuck do you need envelopes for? What do you, what do you fucking send in the mail? His wife sends him on to do errands.

Just to get them out of the house. Yeah, we need more envelopes. Yeah. He brings to the box. She throws it in the trash and then like in a phone, it pops envelopes. Yeah, he brings to the box. She throws it in the trash and then like in her phone, it pops up three weeks later, send Opie for envelopes. We need more envelopes. Boy, you sure do go through a lot of envelopes. Yeah, I definitely go

through a lot of envelopes. Please leave the house. And then then he gets back and she's like, oh, I forgot. We need stamps too. I did not tell you stamps. Alright, yeah, we need stamps. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Unleashed NYC and I know get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get,

get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, like, you know what, she's just another broad, another person that felt like because they're, you know,

friends are working under Anthony, they have to take shots at me. So she took all her dumb shots at me, even though I know she was a huge fan of me personally in the radio show. So so far, all she's done is invited you on her show to promote your new channel. And now she's a fan and she turned because she has to because of Anthony. So let's find out what exactly happened here. So knowing that I just tweeted back really casually.

I think the tweets up to like a hundred thousand whatever views, clicks, whatever the hell, impressions. I just wrote back, no thanks. You're boring AF. Oh So she invited you on her show you wrote back you're boring as fuck and now you're mad at her Is that what we're getting at? This is some steel-toed shit going on. Yeah, this is kind of Weird how this works. He's also bragging about how many views it has it's because I mean people are calling you out I've seen this tweet

Everyone in the cops. It's like oh, he's a fucking lost his mind with an asshole And the internet just exploded Yes, the internet exploded because Because she was butthurt by that now, I guess like now she's trashing me like how much I suck But how do I suck if you were trying to get me on your show? The two don't make sense. Well, they want to laugh at you. Also, Opie, maybe, and I'm going to show you clips in just a moment, don't worry, I've done my homework.

Maybe Chrissy's problem with you was the fact that you said that she was boring as fuck when she was just reaching out to say, do you want to promote your new YouTube channel on my show? She has 100,000 subscribers on YouTube. She's not nothing. She's, she has one of the bigger channels. But Opie smelled a rat. Why would you want me on your show? Right. The, a lack of confidence. Totally right there. Get confident, stupid, get confident,

stupid and smoke yourself then. So, but now, you know, in, uh, in his mind, she's just, uh, trashing him to be fair to her. I've never listened to her show. So I don't even know if she's boring AF. I would have no idea. Oh, well, you're definitely the winner in this exchange that OP she invited you on the show. You said, fuck you, you bitch, your show sucks. And then she's like, oh, okay. And your response is I actually don't know if her show sucks or not. I'm not sure. I just said that. Oh God. So let's go over to Chrissy's show and get her take on how all of this went down. So I thought, let me tweet it. OP. Hey, OP, come on my channel for a fun chat. We can promote your new YouTube channel. Nothing vindictive about this.

Nothing mean about this. I have no ulterior motive here at all. Uh, I don't understand. Like, I don't understand why he was so quick to say no. I mean, like I, I knew he wasn't quick to say no. I mean like I I knew he wasn't gonna say yes But I would have definitely been open to having an actual conversation with him much like stuttering John I was open to having a real conversation with him and we did have one and then he was Named the dabbler. I did not intend to do that It just was you know, a happy accident as Bob as Bob Ross always says Chrissy's not a gotcha interviewer. She doesn't come on just back and then you did this

What do you think about that? We played this clip for you? She's very polite with her gas to point I think it's like It's a hundred percent because he's seen that she's been on your show Often, you know as a guest many times over the years and all of that interaction. And so he's just like, this is a bitch and just like put a pin in it to, you know, dead to me, never going to talk to her because she's part of Carl's cabal of evil laughter. Well, the fudgical has a perfect year. Just, just like John eat down, Opie knows he sucks. So when someone's nice to him, he doesn't trust it. That's a weird thing. That is a lack of confidence that is scary for a guy his age. How do you get through life? How to get through life as a media personality? Right? Could you imagine I host WTP? I would love to go on bigger shows, have people interview me. I try to do as much as I can. Guys reach out to me. I'm always available. And for me to just be like, Oh, you probably just want to see my show sucks. No, not going to go on your

show. Yeah. The it's, it's like a self sabotaging. I don't think it's a lack of confidence. I think it's like a learned behavior because from being a shit person, like Opie from everything that I've heard through your show, having never been a fan of the open Anthony show, like when he stopped being famous, he stopped having famous friends because he's seems to be a miserable person to be around and stuttering John, when he stopped being famous, he stopped having famous friends. And so like you see other personalities in my, I'm a big fan of mankind. We've talked about mankind on the show before and like, sure. He's a nut job, but I still like he, I follow him on Instagram and he's still posts about like hanging out with guys from these bands and whatnot.

Because as from what I can tell, he seems to be kind of a genuinely nice person in real life. And when he becomes a friend with someone, he's actually a friend with them and not friendship. And it wasn't just based on the fact that he was the host of a radio show. Yeah. You have, you have to come on here on my show to be like, Oh yeah, we're playing in Madison square garden at 7 p.m. on January 11th. Thanks for having me on here.

You're really funny guy. I'm just trying to hear. I'm just getting here and get my fucking plugs and get the fuck out of here. Cause you're so obnoxious. And so of course, why would you ever expect someone would just like actually want to talk to you because nobody has wanted to talk To you for 30 years. There's a famous story Quentin Tarantino was on Opie and Anthony and put out the invite to those guys Hey, if you're ever out in LA, I always do these movie screenings at my house

You know guys can stop by and Opie took him up on it. He's like, what are you doing here? Something like that's very funny. All right, so Chrissy goes through opi's response And he responded no. Thanks. This was his sick burn on me. No. Thanks. You're boring af. Oh Wow that really got her yeah my feelings Easy oh They're called someone's calling him a wimp these are all the responses I was talking about guy is calling me a dullard. He thinks I have fake boobs, which is Kind of a compliment, and I said they're not fake. They're real and they're keeping a human alive right now. They're real real and they're spectacular.

Very funny. Yes. The Seinfeld meme came out of the cabins. All right. So Chrissy, I guess this is what Opie was referring to on his show. Says the guy who filmed himself buying envelopes. Um, don't you want to grow your channel? Oops. They're taking scalps. Oh yeah. Okay. So you're just afraid she'll make you into the new dabble verse It won't be difficult Haven't exactly been interesting in a long time open We're watching her like replies in a real time

But yeah, I mean that's all this is is that she invited him on he instead of just saying no insulted her right? And then a bunch of people came to her defense and she's enjoying that it's all we just like fuck this bitch She's so fake and she's just trying to go after me nice going up, but this right here This is the payoff of all of this this I was blown away by He was tweeting at Nicky Glazer and Bert Kreischer and Mr. Beast for goodness sakes. Like people who may not even know who he is or remember who he is saying, please tell me promote my channel. And it's like, dude, you're a crumb to those people. He was tweeting at those people to promote his new channel. That's like, dude, you're a crumb to those people. He was tweeting at those people to promote his new channel.

I have the tweets right here. This is him. Yo, Mr. Beast, remember doing my show when you were first starting out? How about you return the favor and promote my new YouTube? By the way, your TV show is insanely good. I did you a solid 30 years ago. Now you owe me. How sad is that? Wow. Let's look at the bird. Chrysler one was looking for 500 subs for my new channel before 2025. So this is on December 30th. Looks like I need a miracle. Yo, at Bert Chrysler, put down your drink

and stop laughing at your own shit and get to promoting. What a charmer. You're trying to hit 500,000. No, no, no. This is his message on the 29th to Nikki Glaser. Hey, Nikki Glaser, stop Googling plastic surgery and promote my new YouTube channel. Nine, nine likes on that. Good stuff. This one is so embarrassing. Christie didn't even bring this up. Joe Rogan. Hey at Joe Rogan, stop babbling about elkme and tripping over nonsense for a moment and tweet about my new channel and no thank you. I think he meant a no thank you, but he didn't put the cover. Yeah, I was going to do that. But then I got too busy interviewing Mark Zuckerberg and trying to make him look like a human being.

I love the fact that he tweeted and this is just public for all of us to see Nikki Glaser, Bert Kreischer, mr. Beast and Joe Rogan. That's some list of people right there. Hey guys, promote my channel that has 420 followers on it Opie is that you did someone hack your account Opie someone trying to embarrass you publicly that would be my response I would text Opie on the side of it dude I think someone hacked your account yeah just me to promote your YouTube channel oh it's not great speaking of great, we have to touch on this. Before we get into stuttering, John, I need your comment on droopy nuts.

I responded. I said I'm 75. Okay. So you look Irish hairline. You look good for your age then. Yeah. All right. I don't know if you guys have heard this news yet. It was big breaking news yesterday. In fact, this happened while I was doing the creep off with Jim quarantine yesterday. If you're not on the creep off patron, she get on there. We did an awesome bonus show with Jim Forrentine. Went through a bunch of scum parade stories. And we also watched ice tea getting pulled over in New Jersey. It is Porsche nine 11, which is fascinating. That was a insane video. Yeah. The cops couldn't have come off worse. They did that video. I'm just like, okay, now I'm starting to see what being pulled over while black is all about.

Cause this is a giant celebrity for four and a half decades. They're treating it like that. That one was wild because I didn't normally, I think I would take the side against the celebrity, but you know, he was like, I've got all the shit here. The DMV is right there. This is what I'm doing. And he literally on my way to get this figured out right now. Can you just let me do it? Could have just been a, all right, get over there. Sorry.

No big deal. And they got exploded. It was wild. Fourteen with Carl looks like he turned. That's correct. All right. So while I was doing that show with Jim Florentine yesterday this was happening and I found out about it immediately afterwards I was like what in the fuck is going on here this is Vince the lawyer calling the Lake Kennedy Center where Stuttering John had his charity gig that he was hosting. It's supposed to happen tonight, the 11th, and Vince, apparently he got canceled off the gig, so Vince is calling about that.

What this was going for? Unfortunately, unfortunately, we've had numerous of harassing phone calls. We've had people reach out to the mayor and harass the mayor. We had people harass out to the mayor and harass the mayor, we had people harass the city manager, we've had people call people's wives and families, and unfortunately we couldn't keep doing that. So what's your name so I can find it on the list? What did you book your ticket on? Vincent Mbessie is my name. That's it you booked the ticket on her? No, my assistant booked it. Hold on,

I'll get the name. Who's your assistant? We call her Cape Coral Kelsey Kelsey Elmore Kelsey Elmore Or Carl Heberger. Oh, Carl Heberger? Yeah, so you're not going to get a refund because I know who Carl is because he's one of the people that emailed me.

I'm not Carl. That was the night that we decided that I understand. His email is the reason why he was canceled. From Carl Heberger? Oh, you can talk to Carl. I will. Yeah. You know, dude? Oh, you can talk to Carl. I will. You know, but dude, I did spend a lot of money.

Interesting. Okay, so there you have it. A lot of speculation going on and Dev was anonymous and on Twitter. Was this all a fake phone call? Did Vince set all of this up? I was wondering about that myself. Like this all seems very odd.

It seems like it was acted. I didn't play the whole phone call, but earlier the guy goes, Oh yeah, John's not doing the show. And this is like, why is it? It's like, go to dabble. Or synonymous. You want to find that out? And it's like, Oh, what's dabble or synonymous? I don't know. But the guy knew all about the devil first and all this shit. So I'm like, Oh, this seems fishy. But someone named carbs. I won't name me E-mailed them and that was the reason why they canceled John show So I went okay Vince is up to fucking shenanigans And of course people who want to latch on to this will latch on to this and suddenly John will latch on to this It'll be another thing that I've done to him that will give him

The the right to call my parents and get me in trouble and grounded and all that kind of stuff. And then an hour or two after I see this, I get this email curl getting John canceled. Hi y'all. Just so you know, I'm the one who emailed the Cape coral PD with Carl Heberger emails, spelling my name wrong. I saw it been sniffed it out on his show. So just FYI, I also know getting John canceled is gay, but fuck him. I, the account I used is not attached to this device But I'll email it from this I was email it from it with the screenshots Sunday night if you want Lucy is hot skull So somebody did email

Asked me and I guess that's what that guy is referring to as to why John's show got canceled Mmm, so I wrote back and I'm like dude. Don't do that Hey Don't do that Hey Don't pretend you're me ever please. Thank you everyone and I get into enough trouble on my own. I don't need other people doing this Barbie and P. Don't get judge gigs cancelled That's how we get content people were going to that show we were gonna get either reports back or audio recordings or something Man stop getting John's shit canceled. What are you doing? If people were accusing me of doing it. And

then other people are just like, why would Carl do that? Right? Why would I do that? Doesn't make any sense. Yeah. I saw, I tweeted on your behalf because someone was like, Oh, you emailed the thing. And it's like, like just think about think about it for two seconds What possible motive does Carl have to get the show canceled? It wouldn't do me any good at all. And I love the idea. That's like what had to be Carl No one could probably spoof an email address who could possibly just go into to Google and be like Carl dot hamburger at that one's taken Carl

hamburger one That one that one's open right my name is Carl hamburger And I am a big hater of John Melendez and also an alt-right Nazi member and will burn your venue to the ground Whoa, I did write that email How did you find did you intercept it what the? Alright John is on cameo He's not getting a lot of cameos, but you get the couple So I wanted to check out

Some recent ones that he got you familiar with this bird that John is off you See that he's not not podcasting him now He'll just take your money and talk for two minutes about fucking nothing No, just do his show but you have to pay him 40 bucks for it. It was 50, but now it's 40. Hey, fish. How the fuck are you? I like that song. You do possum possum possum possum possum. Oh, wait, that's fish. Oh, fish. Feast on getting no gauges. Okay, this is gonna get rough. So I'm just gonna warn people you might want to skip ahead. I'm going to play this video.

This is supposed to be one of his roast style videos because there's different things, you know, you'd be celebrating something, you shout out this is a roast. So this is John's version. He started his own company that he was going to do wedding roasters or something like that like you could hire him and he would roast your wedding party. Cardiff probably knows about this. What's up Cardiff? Hello, yes it was wedding roasters weddingroasters.com for all your wedding roasting needs. So he thinks he's very good at this. Must be a caterer. Right. Let's see how he does. That's why fees don't have a rash each. He don't get no gas

sheets cause she has no cash each cause fish is broken and fish is friendless. Okay. There was a right me scheme for a minute there, but we're losing it. Let's see. Maybe we'll get it back You need to be put on a leash. Okay, you can't be blowing on other guys of didgeridoo's Well, we had to go for a second just feel free to like jot down some notes or something Maybe some bullet points before you just get your one and done cars. So I don't get I got all backlog of the cameos Cardiff you and I were debating this last time. He is mere image. He is in the driver's seat. So he is

Backwards oh That's true. Yes, that that answers that question. We thought he was sitting in his passenger seat with a seatbelt I'm like fuck it's going on here. Yeah, I squeeze you in between my my go into the gym and go into the boat. They get a get more beer What he does wait? Yeah, okay. Yeah, he is okay Took me a second Anyway fish Allegedly you're in Australia You're down under. Oh boy. Here we go. Hold

on. So is it? He's in Australia. Now that didgeridoo comment. Brilliant. Carl, come on. You got to give him credit. He's, he's coming up with a strip by the Bobby. Yeah. You gotta give him credit. Whatever you can say. You call that a knife. I don't know Now where does the master comedic mind of John go after he goes down under I'll tell you a time when come up with this. No hard if wouldn't come up with us. This is why he's a pro So This is why he's a pro. So fish, why don't you go down under on some gas sheets? You didn't think of that. Oh boy.

Wow. Pretty good stuff. The voice of a generation. That one. That's what I would do. Fish, get off. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. There is no way John has ever gone down on a woman ever in his life because that would involve satisfying someone's needs other than his

Own can we just like that's what everyone can agree to that right? shit beer in there I Got beer down in my panties you got to really dig for it with your tongue John I could see John with his limp dick tried to buy time Or is why he would go down on a girl I could see John with his limp dick tried to buy time Even if you even if you have to pay some cash, that's what I would do fish Capiche. Stuttering John saying cookie.

Magic big $40 for that. Yeah. Well, you know in his defense, it's a lot better than getting $2 Super chats. Well for him not for us. Yeah, 90 seconds at work and he's gotten, you know, these are the super chats. I'm making a prediction right now. Cameos out of business before the end of this year. He's going to take a down with them because

the people are going to see there's no value in this whatsoever. Like 40 bucks, $20 rush job. He's accelerating the process. I really think so. Here's another one. Hi, Carrie. This is the world famous stuttering John. Thank you so much for your cameo. Now let's see. Why do I continually threaten to fight people? Well, I'm assuming you're American. So what happened after the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor? Didn't we think we called the Japanese father? You know what your son's up to?

It was a military target. We declared war on Japan and Germany. Didn't we? And Italy. I believe so so once italy you're cool sherry we're coming up to you spanner coming up to you is john the anola gay in this situation

somebody does something rotten to somebody else i believe in justice therefore when these assholes harass the fuck out of me, harass my god damn mother and my children and my family and friends. And my family. And my family. My mom, my kids, even my family is being harassed. God damn mother. Look, he's angry. God damn mother. Fuck he's angry. If I ever get one more fucking phone call from this bitch about what you people are doing, then I'm going to do something about it. Did I not

go to fatty Patty's house? Yes, I did. Did I not go to pinky's house? Yes, I did. Get closer on that forehead. Give us that nice Sorry, that's what the people really want hairlines doing really well there, John. Yeah, I loved John can't be embarrassed. We've talked about this. He has no ability to be embarrassed I love that the most embarrassing things that he's done in the past year. He's bragging about yeah, like I Heard uncle Rico show talking about this Him in front of Patrick Melton's house was the biggest pop at devil cat too. When we had the footage of John walking up before his buddy beer sales, Jerry never forgets that it was the funniest fucking thing. And

John's answer like, see, I'm a tough guy. Like no one thinks that now, Carl, I, I played with this, this cameo on my Twitter yesterday If you want to take a close look you want to watch maybe go back to the beginning and just observe The appearance disappearance reappearance of the T on the forehead. Oh Really is quite fascinating. All right, let's watch the rest of this Yeah, center of the forehead we can go back to the yeah We can go back to the beginning again to check it out Did they come outside? No no cuz they big pussy boys

what they not big pussy boys and they were not up yeah yeah he told me when you're already outside the house and somewhere far away he also never rang the doorbell or knocked on the door but there could be someone trying to fight me outside of my house right now I don't know it I'm down here right now. I don't know. Yeah, it's a good point So getting back to my war analogy as you can recall We fought the South in Again in the war right didn't we in the Civil War didn't we fight the South? I don't know who's we yeah

Puerto Ricans. But how does this- Puerto Rico lost their best and brightest in the American Civil War. I'm wondering how he's going to tie this together to the same thing he was doing with the Japanese though now. I think he already forgot that. I think so too, yeah. Did we fight the South? Yeah. Did you notice how long it took him to remember what war we fought the South in? In the civil. Didn't we fight the British in the Revolutionary War? In other words, sometimes when people

do you wrong, they deserve what they get. And I'm a man that serves justice. Did the South do anyone wrong? I think they just wanted to secede from the union I think they're just like yeah, we're gonna do our old thing down here Yeah But okay, whatever someone say the slavery thing was wrong, but you know, that's that's that was part of it for sure. Yeah cold Ask crazy cabi. May he rest in peace? Ask aj benza ask ralph sorella. May he rest in peace. Ask AJ Benza. Ask Ralph. Sorella. May he rest in peace. As far as the frog goes, well, I'm not going to promote those idiots and they don't have 10 grand.

I guarantee fucking T they don't have 10 grand. I guarantee it. Stuttering John saying 10 grand for what? So yeah. So there's no context around it. So obviously whoever put this cameo request in mentioned that Frog has said he will fight John and the winner gets $10,000. You know, Producer Joe has said that. And Producer Joe is not a big man. We've met him a few times, Cardiff, in person. You could kick his ass. He's a thin guy, right? Not a big man. We've met him a few times Cardiff in person. Yeah, we could you could kick his ass

Guy right so you know the fact that John's being a pussy boy from him. Hi Carrie Let's just watch the the tea his his forehead is It's actually spelling YMCA. Cause I think as he ends this with his Giga in this one, I think it turns into like the yellow stone symbol. I don't understand how you can go through life laws website. What's that? I don't understand.

You can go through lifeline and not washing your fucking hair. Oh, I know he gets, he gets into his car from the gym. He never showers at the gym. That I, that I understand. But then, you know, if I was doing videos for people, I would go take a shower and do them like, and I don't, I don't know, like my living room, not for 40 bucks, 50. He might show. Right. All right. I want to go back to his last episode, December 31st. We're still trying to get through it. It's six hours long.

We're going piece by piece. And we're definitely gonna get into Clearwater Chad today. You really just like running this out, hoping that he starts his podcast up again, aren't you? It's not even that. Tim, I've even watched this whole show yet. I've only watched the first hour and a half of it. So every time I sit down and like watch a little bit more,

I'm like, oh, that's interesting. That's interesting. So it's six hours. And plus we haven't even talked about the 30th where you got really drunk on the 30th too. So we have that to go back to as well. But this Clearwater Chad guy we have to talk about, he was on the last show ever. He is going to be on point dabble point on Monday.

He has been booked. So that's big news. I didn't know that he was allowed to do point dabble point cause that's on the shit way or his network this Monday. And you know, clear water Chad who does the stuttering John characters promised to be keeping tabs on the shit wire and making sure that he gets punished for any wrong doings as we're going to get into. But is clay dabble allowed to go on other people's shows? Well, I know if you saw me going on the shit wire or lady K or anything like that, even if I was defending you, no, I, oh yeah, I never talked to you again, but, um, so clay's

like, you wouldn't like it if I went on another person's show that you don't like, even if I was defending you and John just laid it out there. He's trying to be cute about it, but it's like, yeah, I'll never talk to you again. What a weird way to live your life. Like this guy wants to go to bed for you, especially on a show like point devil point, which should be different opinions. That'd be a good discussion. We just can't find anyone who wants to defend John. I've never had any interest in doing this to be on a show. I just want to actually play it for, you, you know, like if you went on there, but all they want to do is, see,

this is what these guys don't like, nasty, you know, they don't understand. The only reason they're going to have people like that on is that they think they're going to irritate me. But- Nope, not even close. Irritating you is the easiest thing to do in the world, John. Well, that's not ever our goal. We want to know why the fuck do you let John bully you like this clay?

What's what's going on with your dignity that you allow John to treat you like this in front of everyone and you keep going back for more. Yeah. What does he have on you? That's what we want to know. It's not to like get a rise out of John. We get a rise out of John every fucking day. It's not a hard thing to do. Yeah. But they don't. Well, that's the thing. They have that point, dabble point,

but they only have one point of view on there. So if they did have someone like me. The right point. But there's not many of me out there. Oh, but again, all the other points of views are not allowed to go on point dabble point. Of course. I have to get to the current John Melinda's back.

No, I hear you. See, we shouldn't start talking. So something that happens throughout this show and we talked about this last time where you have Clearwater Chad leaves the show and then they bring him back on and he's talking to his brother and he doesn't know that he's on the show. And then John keeps going back to his camera. Clear, I just doing this on purpose now because he knows he's standing in front of a live camera and then just turn them on whenever. So he's back there like cleaning up cans and later he's going to be eating food and stuff like

that. But John did that because he didn't want to address what clay was saying. But what if I went on point double point and had your back and John didn't want to say, don't do that because it makes them look like a pussy, back and John didn't want to say don't do that because it makes him look like a pussy But he also didn't want to encourage him to do it because he doesn't want him to do it. Correct So he's like, I don't know what's going on with Clearwater Chattery That's crazy, isn't it? And I have to say Adam Bush when we were talking about this had a great observation. It's like an old married couple Where it's like, you know know you don't have my permission,

and I know you're gonna do it anyway. You know, it's kind of like one of those unsaid things, which is like, yeah, I'm not telling you to do it, but you're gonna do it, and then we'll deal with it then. We'll fight later. We'll fight about it tomorrow. We'll fight when we get home. I think John just knows anybody with the anybody on the

That was right a regular on the point dabble point panel could easily Convince clay that John might be a piece of shit. Yes Speaking of clay are we sure that John's not made out of play? It looks like he's being stretched through like pulled tight. Stench Armstrong. It's amazing. All right. So then John's distracted by his phone, completely ignoring Clay Dabler.

Oh, I'm seeing people trying to get in touch with me. I'm a huge fan of politics shows, but I'd still watch it. So did you send the link in the first group of links? Multitask, John. Multitask, John. Can you improv? You're hosting a show! No. No. Just do it. Can you improv you're hosting a show no?

Just do it Imagine that if I just went hey guys. I gotta take care of something real quick Are you not playing clips Chris you can't keep my show going without me what the fuck with your problem multitasker? fucking ridiculous Yeah, then it gets into game talk immediately. So now we see Clay starts trying to produce John show. So John obviously cannot do it. Not Vince the lawyer. Maybe I should. He could get a little dwarf in here. We took shit to him. Yeah, sure. The last show. I kind of wrote him out. I kind of wrote him out. Uh,

I kind of wrote him off, but maybe I should put a last show. I should, I should dissuade you from it as the way he spoke to me. But I don't care. Get a little short ass on. Wait, he, he said don't send them it. No, I said I should sway you to not send it to him. But as it's your last show, because he spoke rudely to me. Yeah, I get him on. Okay. Oh, VTM spoke rudely to you. You got went off pretty fucking easy. He didn't try to sue you for $12.5 million. You got off easy on this one, Clay. I don't think you should be mad at VTM compared to how other people should feel

about him. Now we switch back to Chad again for a distraction. Uh. We're gonna hungry man. What is he doing? He's eating a hungry, hungry man did up. So he's obviously doing this on purpose and John's like taking credit for it like you see that bed I just did Take no no he knew he was eating chicken in front of the camera

Wait, and he was just hoping that you click over to his yeah thing. Yeah, we all know what's going on there This is a great question from a super chatter John claims the reason why he called Shulie's dad is because they were pretending they were having sex with John's mom and there was the photo of his mom behind Mike Morse and there's KY jelly and there's whips and handcuffs and John when he was justifying calling Shulie's dad goes I told my mom about this and she's like Can I sue them like she was all upset about this thing? So the question is why did you tell your mom about it?

Something that would upset her. Why should you tell your mom if he'll make fun of her online? Why did she need to know that poorly? She don't give a shit. It's just, you know, it just, it just like. Uh oh, we hear, John, that was the justification for calling Julie's dad.

Uh oh, you should have said that. the justification for college Julie's dad. Oh Start a little bit Backtrack on that. Why did he tell Oscar potato was coming to live stream from his graduation? Right? Yes He doesn't give a shit Oops, you fucked that one up. What an asshole. So then another super channel. Always be lying. Yeah. Another super channel comes in. Call an adult's dad instead of him. Run Karen.

Call an adult's dad. Why? Call a shoot an adult's dad instead of a shoot. It's basically calling shoot his dad instead of calling shoot. Well surely there's a rough soul because surely doesn't seem to know the difference between right and wrong. So if I can't, you know, so if I can't get through to him, I got to try and get his dad to it.

And plus, I mean, it's surely that and the and the name on the screen said John Melendez. Don't you think he would have picked up? Yes. Yeah. Every single time. John's the one who's blocked. Surely, surely wants to talk to John. But now he this is correct. He is a coward for calling.

Shooley's dad and not talking to Shooley directly. So now he's trying to humming a humming into why he wouldn't talk to Shooley directly. I'm gonna try and get his dad to and plus I mean his dad knows what it loses. Shooley is he has never stopped. He has stopped. How's the dinner? How's the dinner Chad? Is it nice?

You know you eat so much. I don't, where do you put it? Hey John, aren't you being a giant pussy for calling Shulie's dad who's in his 80s when he should just like talk to Shulie directly. Hey, look at this clear water Chad He's having a biscuit now. You guys fucking believe this shit anyway Moving on It's going on. This is my favorite clip from this because this is where clay Really get some digs in

Zack ass hoppin. Oh Yeah, thanks Bob some digs in. Zach gas, hop in. Oh yeah. Thanks. Nobody will miss you. Your friends in Long Island. Those who your family moved on from you and your officially a kid called criminal by boy. Keep called criminal. Oh, because I can't you boy. Okay. Two things have already happened that I love. So this super chat says, nobody will miss you. Your friends in Long Island goes to do your family moved on from you and you're

officially a Cape Coral criminal by, and then the rainbow boy. So he doesn't read the rainbow part. So I love that Clay goes, he's calling you a gay boy. John, Johnny, you missed the rainbow. But also his friends ghosted him. His family's deserted them criminal. He's like, I'm not a criminal. That's the best response. It proves everything you want to know right there. Who's scruffy looking. I boy keep calling criminal. Oh, because I can't boy. I just quiet registration. Your cap user. Oh, big spurs. Those Jerry. What's up? I mean, wow. You're a cat abuser. He mumbles under his mask. Clay will see at point devil point looking forward to your parents. Funny. You're also in point on WTP anytime you'd like. That's crazy. Just get a mask that doesn't show your

mouth through it. It's fucking disturbing. I know it's worse. Yeah needs a smoke though. That's why he has that stupid Cat abuser oh why cuz my registration well no you also that cat thing where the police showed up here us I Didn't remember that I Was drunk right it's not my fault. I was looking alright, so this is one more clip from this and Clear water Chad has a message for the dues payer. This is what more clip from this and Clearwater Chad has a message for the deuce payer. This is what he does best. Chad, keep watching and maybe later you come on again

when I'm really soused. All right, cool. Yeah. All right. Can I tell you what I think of the deuce payer real quick? Tell me. In fact, I'm gonna get a beer, but I'll listen. All right.

Deuce payor, this is for you. You criminal. That's what happens when you mess with Stutter and John, when you mess with the SJR and we do spare, you're going to get it. We're not going to accept, we're not going to accept your behavior. Everything you do is unacceptable. You will be, you monitor your movements will be monitored and there will be Punishment you're in hot water Watch out. All right. So the question I always have is like what's clear water Chad's deal? I know it's a character But is this like see really leaning into this you see this stupid is he's just a simple guy So I was watching the show last night for some reason I couldn't download this video, but I was watching the show

last night and Computer said this is too stupid Yes, it is by the way producer Chris recently compared this guy to Andy Warhol Are you sure you want to waste your life in this manner? Carl, this is the little paperclip. No, it's the new AI. They're building it to Apple products. They're like, you're smarter than this. We're smarter than this. Says by now for anyone that doesn't know what my name is, as you guys know, I am world famous.

My name is Stutteruttering John of the tonight show and it's in the Howard Stern radio and TV podcast I was the one alright so his name on here is stuttering John this is a stuttering John character not much different than the Clearwater Chad we just saw on John show but alright let's give him a chance responsible for the serious ex-op contracts and you know Look at what he's drinking from it's one of those things I haven't had one of those I was a child I was a sugary drinks. Hope everyone's having a good time. Hope everyone's having a good night. I Am falling on hard times

Kate Kate Kate me and he refuses to call me back. Then he refuses to contact me. He said I'm cut off until I start making money. Go! So he's, let's get, let's get a vodka in it, right? He's playing stuttering John. So this is where I'm really confused. I'm gonna let it play for a little bit and we'll get to the bottom of this, I think. This was, this was when I'm really confused. I'm gonna let it play for a little bit and we'll get to the bottom of this I think this is this is when I first discovered this guy. This is what he was doing like these were his dreams where he was just There was there was no there was all kayfabe. Okay, right. Yeah But I've

Tired folks Time to cut back. Jesus, that's too much sugar, buddy. I mean, diabetic. Oh, I hope you guys agree. Okay. We're eating a healthy chef salad. We're hoping that Kate sees this and and and and sir. How you doing? Thanks for being here Got distracted by one person showing up in the chat just there. So he's playing the southern John characters trying to impress Kate Meany still Hoping that Kate Meany will get back to him Talks more about his salad right here

See it's actually a 7-Eleven salad, so let's see how good or bad it is here. 7-Eleven salad. It's actually not too bad. Of course, I picked the fresher one. Not the one that was in the front that was sitting out for three days. But see that's, that's where some of the genius slips in. Okay.

That's what these are things. Even John would be like bragging about how smart he is. Cause even when buying a shitty salad at seven 11, I do it better than anyone else. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's prayer. Warhol. It's pure warhol. But then I don't know. Cause then things like this happen. And you tell me if this guy is brilliant or retarded. No, it's not a Zima. It is a younglingling can't pronounce the language Yangling I think it just a regular beer. Let's have a yingling. It's what he's drinking Those are my people now

Missouri beer sons of bitches isn't yingling brewed in, Pennsylvania No, it's pretty sure it's owned by anhyzer Bush. No, it's probably on my But it's like that North America's oldest brewery or something like that. So he's had a long time to learn the name. It's my point Jimmy's a drunk. Thank you for the two dollars No, he's a good guy All right. So the question is be honest you actually dislike Shululi and this is where he's like falling out of character immediately Because John hates the shit layer and he's like, nah, I keep forgetting. This isn't stuttering John You know the greens oh Carl yeah, yeah, yeah

Monday Monday, I'll be there and I call off work. Yes. I was in his chat last night This is me asking what he gonna be on point dabble point. And yes, I guess he has been booked for Monday. That looks like the real car. Oh, I bet it is. It's actually Monday four o'clock. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, he's getting taxed in the middle of the show. Just like, there's a delivery. He's doing all this stuff in here. All right. He does kind of look like he might be stuttering John's illegitimate child. Oh, I could see that for sure. If John and Perry Caravello had a kid. So yeah, Carl's in the chat guys.

That's Carl from, uh, who are these podcasts? And Wow, so for anyone you guys all should know he has a good show hey see you'll be how you doing You're out of character immediately You hate me. You hate my show You you don't ban in you that would be the real John that's what I mean, I don't know that's why he's not like committing to the bit Honestly guys, I'm gonna throw it out there. I'm gonna look foolish. I think this guy's retarded. I Can't wait to talk to him on Monday and get more involved in this but I don't think this guy is doing a bit I mean he is doing a bit. I mean, he

is doing a bet. Okay. Yeah. Go ahead. Sorry. Go ahead. Who would actually win an IQ test between him and stuttering Jeff? I think John, this guy. No. Okay. I don't know. I don't know. Guys. I'm so confused. What's going on? Fudgy. Cool. Tell me what's it called saying this guy card. If this guy was you three years ago. I agree Okay, I see so much of stupid things I was doing three years ago in this if that's if that's the case that I apologize because then it's brilliant He's got

John's catchphrases down, but he repeats these for these catchphrases over and over again that are wrong. For sure. Um, he's like, and that's a fact. Yeah. Yeah. He's like great value, John, right? John's the Sarah Lee and he's the store brand, right? Not even the store brand. You have to go to the other store. That's not a good store to get their bread. Yeah. Wait, hold on. It's, I'm going to pull a Tom Myers on you. He's team stuttering. John. Oh, there you go. Yes. Um, and that's a fact, Jack, you don't question the Duke and lie about it. He says that over and over again throughout the show. You don't question the Duke and lie about it after he says that to my check Just never said that right? I don't think so question the Duke and lie about it. Does he make sense? Liars can be tricky nowadays. That's like right out of the room Liars can be tricky nowadays

That's like English is a second language One of the malapropisms. We're not going to be on too long. This wasn't planned. That's a fact, Jack. You don't question the Duke and lie about it. That's what the newspaper does. Lying and cheating, laughing and joking. That's what the do's pair does lying and cheating, laughing and joking. That's a fact. Question. Oh, he abbreviated both the catchphrases there. That's a fact. Don't question the Duke. It's a real lazy. You got to save time with your catchphrases. We can't be just like run up and off every single time.

So during this thing, he knows that I'm watching. So during this, he's promoting a show. I think that he's doing right now. It's like tomorrow I'm going to have this guy. We're going to debate. And I got this guy on. He's like really into communism. And so I'm on there. I'm like communism is great. And he's like, yeah, communism is great. And he's like talking about that. I don't know what's real. What's not real. But I do know that he lives near orchard park, where the Buffalo Bills play football. He lives close to that area. And he said something that is so stupid that I have to play this and then we'll move on with our lives. Yeah, they're coming. They're making good progress with that bill stadium. They have

like 900 people working on it from what I was told and there's actually a YouTube stadium about YouTube station that just like live streams the stadium all, I think it's not. And I think you're getting criticized. I think it's going to be opened. The question is, is the new stadium going to be under roof? I don't know. I think, I don't know if they changed their mind on that or not. There's still time. They're building a state of the art, billions of dollars stadium. And they go, is it going to be a dome or open air? And he goes, ah, they'll figure it out. They still got time. TBA. Could you imagine all the people are constructing this place

and they're like, so I'm following these blueprints. Yeah. We might actually change all of those. Oh, okay. Just build whatever you want to build. We'll figure it out at some point. We'll patch them all together as we get closer to the end. There's still time. When I built my house, I think I have to choose the paint colors a year and a half. Yes. That's not how that works at all. I'm stunned that he referred to it as a YouTube station because famously in the lawsuit, our YouTube channels were all referred to as YouTube stations by Kevin Landau. So he's another one of these simpletons is what I now jokingly refer to them as YouTube

stations, but I've never heard someone like I've never heard a person naturally call it a YouTube station. So Michael says this guy on PDP will either be a total disaster or a total home run could go either way. Yeah, I heard him talking about it. He's like, I'm not nervous, but I'm anxious. I gotta get some notes together I gotta figure out what I'm talking about on there And I don't know if we're gonna be talking to clear water Chad or stuttering John or the real guy I don't know what the real guy's name is. I Want to talk to the real guy Andy? No

Rumpelstiltskin So yeah, that's where we're at. We'll figure it out on Monday on PDP What the dealio is that's where we're at Jack. That's the fact take that home to the bank Start making up. Checkmate. Start making up say they don't exist. That's the way the news goes. All right. We I'm very excited about this card. If something's over to me today and we're bringing back a game that we have not played in a minute.

It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch an alien. What? Yes to catch an alien is back. My question to you card if is is Tommy back No, it's doesn't been a new episode in eight months damn. Oh, he probably had to go back to his home planet Re-energize himself an alien What do you say Carl and your band of merry misfits? Are you ready? I am to catch an Alien let's do it and something you just said you said in the 40s and 50s

There was a lot of movies like this right that basically depicted her So what I found is most movies There's some truth base to them all because where do they come up with it just one one situation Based to them all because where do they come up with it just one one situation? And what else you said was is that there's a lot of women serial killers They just don't get caught but the perception is that they're all men So go back to the movies that were made a lot of women taking out men robbing them to death Well, there's got to be truth to that somewhere So it was going on a lot then for them to make a movie of it? That's just my opinion. That's not factual.

Well, no. I mean, I think there are documented cases in history of women who would only later, because oftentimes they were moving around from state to state and there wasn't very good communication between state law enforcement. You know, somebody would look up one day and say, who is this woman, like, whose husband died under mysterious circumstances? I'm going back in time. And someone, whether it be an insurance investigator, someone would start looking at this and like doing some old-fashioned gumshoe detective work and would discover, oh my goodness, like this is like the fifth time this woman has been married and claimed a life insurance benefit.

So there are cases documented in history of this, and I can only guess that's where these film noir girls come from. And then the only other thing, and then we'll start on the other, is that maybe they were just scared, because even now, it might be worse now, but for sure I think then, if you go and convict a woman of five six seven murders

crazy ones Maybe they were scared to be the one to stand up on that podium and say hey today. We're inviting Sandra of abcd. Oh, you're a sexist women aren't like that What did tommy say next? Hear your choices number one Wouldn't hurt a fly Be my wife's a woman Next she's too pretty to hurt somebody

For mothering instincts wouldn't let her and lastly She's too busy cooking and cleaning to catch an alien. That would be the best, the best answer. My gut is next. She's too pretty to kill someone. Tab, what do you think?

He's got his thinking beards. I'm going with lastly, too busy cooking and cleaning. All right, that would be amazing if that's the case producer Chris. I'll go one Wouldn't hurt a fly. Okay Maybe they were scared to be the one to stand up on that podium and say hey today. We're inviting Sandra of ABCD. Oh, you're a sexist women aren't like that. You know, I have my wife's a woman my wife's a woman, blah blah blah. God the fuck up! My wife's a woman!

Tommy! You're the man, I miss this game. This game's the best. They didn't want to deal with that criticism. I mean, the gender politics and all of that, and that's her mugshot. Well she told this guy that she was

36. In fact, at the time that was taken she was 40 But still she's crazy pretty pretty for you girl But that almost makes it even more sexually exciting seductive She's possibly dangerous. That's all for this time come back next time to find out if you Have the seductive murderous rage enough to catch an alien

Brought to you by hackamania.com promo code come Hackamania.com is the place you want to be and promo code come is the promo code you want to use Hackamania 2 don't you dare miss it from a good come Sit Eugene sit good dog Excellent game. I'm trying to see if anybody won principle. Tommy say next here are your choices. Why did this just happen? Oh Bonus content say next. Here are your choices. Why did this just happen? Oh, there's bonus content. That one's for Patreon numbers on principle uncertainty had be sin Lou who had be or next. All right, I'll give you partial credit. Dr. C fuss had be

all right. A number of people had that one correct. That was a tough one. My wife is a woman. I was first going to go with the whole. My mom is a woman. My sister's a woman. My dog is a woman. Like to see what you played that the right way. I think so. Never would have guessed. I had to bury that one. That was too funny. That's very funny. Guys, what have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about mockery manner, a show the tab loved and is donating money to actively auditioning to be a part of for season four. Jerry Banfield is a professional YouTuber for 13.3 years, 1970 whatever days, Aaron

Emholdt is going to box all of us. He's going to fight all of us in the ring. It'll be easy for him. He's gonna box all of us. He's gonna fight all of us in the ring. It'll be easy for him. Oh, he started a new channel and does not like it when people don't like his new channel. He does not a fan of that. Suddering John is on cameo showing off how funny he is. Clearwater Chad will be making his debut on point dabble points. You know what that means time for everyone's favorite part of the show. Notice I was going through my rap. I didn't say the card have beat us all. I had to catch it.

I love that part out. This is the podcast that will be reviewed on the next episode of Who Are These podcasts. It's a familiar voice. So obviously the first thing that we do want to talk about here, the first conspiracy, I guess. And the reason that we're kind of lumped these together is the concept of these are all kind of conspiracy creatures. There's no real evidence to these creatures existing except for maybe some of the stuff that's at Chernobyl, right? Some of these creepy bugs or I don't know. There's a lot of shit. Oh Yeah, yeah all the radiation and shit. I was looking up shit right before this too. And yeah, that's Some crazy shit there man. Like yeah, I don't know if you saw it like there was this Pig that had like a human face and shit. Oh man I think actually recently my girlfriend just showed me something that like an owl or some sort of bird with the human face

I don't know if it's Chernobyl, but nonetheless still a bird with a face, and that's creepy I don't like anything right the sort of human ish like clowns freak me out still because it's like it kind of looks human But it's also not Great I'm very excited to say that Brandon formerly of shitty song of the week is on there anymore. Now he's a channel called the worst of Brandon has archived old podcasts of Patrick Michael that you cannot find. He has downloaded them all. This is a show called seven to seven. It's a conspiracy show and I'm very excited to have him on the show. Lucy's going to come out and do a segment with us as well.

So that's the next episode on Wednesday. It'll be on Thursday for all the people who listen to the free podcast. We want to watch it live on Patreon or YouTube. And that's what we'll be doing at five o'clock Eastern on Wednesday tab. Thank you so much for joining the show today. Always a blast talking to you. Fantastic work behind you, by the way. I don't want to minimize. Thank you. You're blowing of glass. You've gotten very good. I've been been doing it for a little over two years now. So if you're in the St. Louis area, I've got some exhibitions coming up. I talk about it on my

podcast. Here's what I don't get hw IDG comm you want to listen? We're not weekly anymore. We just kind of release them anytime. We're we've got an open schedule. So yeah, thanks for having me on anytime I love being on the show Thank you for you can watch tab blow things on his Instagram to watch. Oh, yeah Yeah, I post a lot of my work and what I'm doing on my Instagram T Bert design Card, have you heard all your fucking plugs see you at work TV okay great show good job everybody great job. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Great job, everyone. Let's listen to some voicemails. We got news.

Oh, we got news. Let's listen to some news and then we'll listen to some voicemails. Internet news. News from the internet. From Facebook, George Hardgroove posts an amazing still of stuttering John and writes, S.J. makes Jimmy Page faces while playing guitar but sounds like a special needs two-year-old. Kurt Wellhausen adds, he probably thinks he's better than Page. A big shout out to all who contributed valuable comments in our Patreon feedback request. Thanks guys! Derek from Texas wags his finger.

Oh no, Carl! Why did you let Cardiff know that Grant's Duth Do It bothers you? Bad move. I actually love being able to see all that Mountain Dew horse shit after hearing about it for so long. Fascinating. American thighs, oh pines. Please more Patty. I want him on your show so bad. I just think he would be excellent. The anger and condescension would be amazing. Yes I do belong to his Patreon. Ken Kerper points out, out Carl has said it before John is afraid of people doing to him

What he does to everyone else? That's why he hides his jobs He goes after anything dirty and underhanded he can from reddit tax Educational posts Chad Zumok thinks Carl is gay Bird Witches bald eagle notes basic Chad with the basic opinion The rockstar 81 responds with what a hot take. Nobody's called Carl Gay for hours. Brebre, inquires. Wasn't this confirmed at DabbleCon when he sucked that dick live on stage? Scarabracer clarifies, no, but the guy who owns the dick is gay. So maybe that's where the confusion began. And from YouTube, easy for you to say MP3 reports, not only is John's photo old, the bio says he is currently in his fourth season on the tonight show

Rusty Mertz observes John's cameo where he said don't get divorced like me is the closest He's ever admitted to a loss or regret we've ever seen from him Cleveland Tom offers I think the move is to get a stut jo Joe cameo where you say something to the effect of, my friend Paul has had a tough go of things lately. Can you list your various failures and talk about how you ended up still doing so great today? 76 Bzzzl. He plugs a gig in the middle of a cameo? His entire one man show is just going to be him venting about the dabble verse.

So then Penis Wrinkle said this about my mother. But then Burt Lancaster's hemorrhoids started trashing my kids. Q Crew predicts, I have John coming back February 15th to lie about a Valentine's date that never happened. Johnny Cranberry is spot on. John got a new job across the street from his old one. He never left the dabble verse. And wasted girdle plays us out with,

looks like cameo turned on me. Very good, it's been a minute since we had the internet news. And we also have Boner Guy calling in. Boner Guy is horny. Which is why most of it should end up on the face and in the hair. Now you see Carl on the other hand, Bona guy is horny. It's this asshole again. He's going to tell us to go to the creep off dot com and vote for car But I'm not going to do that. No, no not this week Instead, I just wanted to phone in to thank you for last week's fabulous points dabble point Which might be the final ever one? made extra special by seeing lucy there playing with her

Very cute tiny pussy And if only I lived in the u.s would definitely go to hack a mania.com where I could use the special promo code glands, which would grant you VIP access to the female performers backstage area with a special guarantee that by the time you leave, you will have been drained dryer than a ship's biscuit. Wow. Wow. But our guys got a lot of ideas about what's going on. Maybe maybe it's just British people in general have some weird sexual devency shit going on because they're like leaving these kinds of

voicemails or making weird sexual podcasts. Yeah. Really Randy over there. Across the pond. There are some gangs that'll help you with that. This guy calls in from the joint. And he left a three minute long voicemail tap when you want me to tap on this one. But I did find it interesting. Yo, you motherfuckers. I'm scared. I was just listening to

the the the farewell to the king episode. The only reason why I missed it was because I had a parole hearing. I got thrown into the joint for a couple days pending review. I'm calling you from the joint. You know what? I'm fucking annoyed right now because I called you the last time about how I was annoyed about how you guys weren't doing what you were supposed to be doing, that you were already doing. But now I'm fucking annoyed really because fucking John, he's the ugliest motherfucker known to mankind. The most ugliest motherfucker known to mankind with the ugliest hair known to mankind

and he's giving shit to clay dabler about his beautiful amazing hair and i say this as a navajo indian okay and oh by the way this is gilin from arizona hey i say this is a navajo indian i have more i have way has beautiful hair. And I hope that we can let him know that he's a great guy. And I hope that he's a great guy. And I hope that he's a great guy. And I hope that he's a great guy. And I hope that he's a great guy. And I hope that he's a great guy.

And I hope that he's a great guy. And I hope that he's a great guy. And I hope that he's a great guy. And I hope that he's a great guy Here and I hope that we can You know let him know that he has beautiful hair. I think you should know that because He loves clay's hair. I'm sorry. I'm gonna tap on that one. I guess I Gotta say it's a really big honor for your podcast to get the really big honor for your podcast to get the guys. Yes, I know. It's not what you do. You will call your mom like, no, no, hold on one second. I look up this phone number

and call this podcast for three minutes. I got to talk about clay Danvers hair. I like that. Tabs got the hair of like the joker's aunt. I guess what he's going for. So this guy, the thing hung up on him was the three minute limit. And then he called back again. You fucking W A T P motherfuckers ended my cool. No, but all I was going to say is he needs to get a con out every now and then because John is a fucking stuttering cunt and I hope he dies and burns in hell and uh uh Mr Hamburger I hope you and uh Mr Hamburger are doing well and I hope Papa Hamburger and

Mom Hamburger are doing well. God bless you and uh fuck you all and burn in hell. All right, God bless you. Go Bills. Thank you so much for your call. God bless you. Burned hell. God bless you. Yeah. That's how Satanists do it. I guess. Well, we appreciate that. We are a priority to you even when you're in the slammer. Here's a warning to women. Carl, health, our, our SK first time, long time big fan. I've in the past talked about the JV as we'll call them dangers and access deaths. And one thing I wanted to warn women about is the second leading cause of excess deaths in this country is Ray DeVito. We want to avoid Ray DeVito. I got a jump we got some fires out here on the

old left coast. All right. That's an important announcement. I'm glad you made it on our show. Appreciate it. What's up, Carl? I was listening to your show last, what was last Sunday talking, or last Thursday talking about Howard Stern and how he's not leaving his house and everything. You know, it was just per usual. But it finally clicked to me. I have OCD, I've dealt with it for a while, and it sounds to me like Howard has OCD, and that's why his therapy isn't working, because funny enough, cognitive behavioral therapy

doesn't work for people with OCD, because it just reinforces their fears. Like if he's obsessing about his dad and they're like, Oh, you're good because you're dead. You dead piece of shit. That's not going to work. Your brain's not going to make that connection. All right. Later. That's interesting. Yeah. That, that last week's segment about Howard Stern was fascinating for all the stuff you talked about where he kind of paved the way for all this. And now he just fucking hates everyone for the fact that they kind of getting an equal and

even greater voice. Cause he's, he's fucking nobody. He's nobody. Nobody's fucking listened to serious XM anymore. And also I think animated good point. Nikki Glaser goes on a show as a favor to him. And what is that? When did that turn? We're now the celebrities are going on. Cause they're like, I feel obligated. I go to do Howard show I use P was good to me. It used to be like a big deal to do Howard show Yeah, it's but yeah the way that he feels about Hocktua and all the other

Celebrities it was very much old man shouts at a cloud and it's like if this shit makes you so miserable Just stop doing stop. Yeah, and the fact that he's like if this shit makes you so miserable just stop doing it stop yeah and the fact that he's like i'm not going to pay to the news anymore i'm not going to do it's like okay so you don't want to do a good show but you're mad at other people for doing good shows i don't know why do people keep listening to these other shows that are in tune with like the culture and people that are going on i know it's the children that are wrong. This is an interesting epiphany here. Wow, I just realized this. I've been listening to your show for fucking years and I've never ever heard Tom Meyer say anything funny. I thought you all just

picked and choosed all his worst stuff, but that motherfucker's not funny. I thought you all just like picked and choose all his worst stuff, but that motherfucker's not funny. Has anybody ever let I dare you to buy me the top three Tom Myers jokes. And if you get more than 50 laughs, I'll I don't know what I'll hang myself because that motherfucker's not fucking funny. No fucking way. He's not funny. We're not making that up. We're not going to go in this line if I was making that up.

One more voicemail. Gary in San Diego calling in. Hey, Carl and Chris. Here's a hot rumor, very hot. Just found out that Stunneruttering John has been given the gate. He's been ousted. He's been fired as host of the Cape Corral Police Athletic League charity event, family friendly charity event that was supposed to take place upcoming this Saturday, the 11th,

I guess. breaking news. Reason being the chief chief Sizemore was tipped off that John has a standard opening that is not going to fly. John's standard opening. And we all recall as he walks out, look at the crowd and he says, Hey, chief Sizemore, how long you been married? I see you're here with your family. I've been married 15 years, John. Really? Are you still fucking that? Won't fly with chief Sizemore. John was given his pink slip. He's gone. At least that's the hot rumor. That's alleged chief. Anyway, do you rock and roll? That was pretty crass for Gary. Yeah, I didn't know he was going to go for it, but he did. Which is fun. Yes, Gary. He has been kicked off allegedly because of Carl.

Thanks a lot. Yeah, you can't prove that it wasn't a person named Carl that emailed him. Thanks a lot, Carl. It is possible for sure. Although I'm going to get the actual email on Sunday. So I'll report back to everyone. That's a yeah. Tune in to next week's episode. We'll get the email. Yeah. Classic cliffhanger bullshit to keep people coming back. We're going to read the first third of the email. This story is still happening. We'll keep you slightly corrupted. We can make out parts of it, but we're going to get the unredacted one next week. Please tune in again. Don't forget to support the show at patreon.com forward slash w ATP. That's a good idea. It's who are these podcasts on page. Oh, but yes, that's a very good idea to have. Great to see you buddy. Thanks for

an awesome game today. Thank you, Glog. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Stupid. Bye guys. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over! That was a great episode! That was really great! Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr