Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep588 - 727

Episode Date: January 16, 2025

Today we’re getting into the wayback machine to check in on a conspiracy and supernatural podcast hosted by Patrick Michael who back then was Sheamus McKillian. Patrick and his cohost talk about the fictional character known as Slender Man and wonder if maybe Slender Man is real. They also discuss Mothman and other phenomenon they haven’t researched and know very little about. Branden from “The Worst Of” on YouTube (formerly Shitty Song of the Week) joins us to point out that Patrick Michael is scared of everything. Lucy Tightbox joins the show to present one of the worst people on the internet, inmate hopper Ashley Trevino. She dates convicted felons, encourages her daughters to do the same, and begs for money online. Cyrax, like StutJo, is working out to take on the haters. Howard Stern is showing Robin that he knows where the notes on his guitar are located. Opie is getting attention for his new channel and he’s not handling it well at all. He’s still sperging out that there was a text conversation about him between Anthony Cumia and Kevin Brennan. Aaron Imholte is pretending everyone takes internet beefs too seriously and somehow leaves out the fact that he’s the one who challenged five of us to a boxing match. Stuttering John has a new Cameo where he pretends he’s getting laid all of sudden. Finally we wrap things up with your voicemails. Branden’s channel - https://www.youtube.com/@TheWorstOfPodcast Lucy Tightbox’s channel - https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle by using our link - magicmind.co/watpshowjan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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That's what the truck is for. You have a filthy truck. We were arguing the entire way back to the hotel. And then the next day, which I'm not that kind of guy, that confrontational, but I was just really annoyed with this lady. And the next day I got a $20 fee from Lyft for that. I was like, all right, she won. All she had to do was like brush it off with her hand. It wasn't that bad, but 20 bucks worth apparently. So this year, if you go to hackamania.com use promo code W ATP for 10% off your tickets. Everything's going to be self contained into one hotel. We'll all be there. You'll find out more of the details on hackamania.com, but let me tell you who's going to be in this quite a lineup.

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Tookey soup with Cardiff and OJ. Thank you, OJ. Thank you, OJ, for being at Hackamania. We appreciate you very much. He's going to make the drive. He's actually taking trains, I think. Last I heard, he's taking trains. So people are saying like, that's crazy.

He's going from Cleveland to Chicago to Reno to Vegas. That's what I've heard. I don't know why he's on tour. I don't know why. But I'll tell you this, trains are the best. If I had to pick any mode of transportation, it's a train. It's plenty of space and you do whatever the fuck you want. Nobody cares. You can bring bombs on. They don't even question you. Okay, I'm

listening. They don't even ask. Are you bringing bombs on? You don't have to like lie to people or anything. That's one thing you don't do is lie. Yeah, it's great. So it works out very well. Anyway, oh, he's gonna be there. Thank you. I'll be in there. And we are definitely looking forward to that. We also encourage our listeners, give us five stars wherever you review podcasts, maybe apple podcasts. I don't know. And then shit all over us in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing a show called

seven 27. This was a suggestion from Brandon. We have both listened separately. We've not discussed it was done beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by shameless McKillian aka Patrick Michael And this is one that goes back when Patrick Michael was hosting Three dozen shows at a time and he couldn't even keep up and you couldn't find him He didn't know what was doing and we had so much content. We took it for granted Make a seven 27. There's another show. I don't care about 727 and then it goes away. You know, huh? Like I could have had that content. It's not his other show. I don't care about seven 27. And then it goes away. You go, huh? Like I could have

that content. It's gone. Thankfully for us, Brandon has preserved this content. It's in a museum, a podcast museum that he curates. We appreciate that because I don't know how, how you were had the forward thinking to say, I need to capture this on a hard drive somewhere so that we can look at it later. It was all actually luck. I stumbled onto this website that had a hundred

different links to different podcasts that he would do. And I decided to download them since they all worked cause who knows how long that website's gonna be up and running for and sure, it's gone now. So I'm pretty sure I'm the only one that has these podcasts. And it's- You're so modest. He goes, it's luck.

No, no, no, no, no. You went there and you downloaded all of them, thinking that they might not be there forever. You were right. That's not luck. No one else did that that I know of. Skill. Yes.

Well, in case you're wondering, I have 110 different episodes from over 20 different podcasts. Do you guys hear that? W ATP is going through 2033. We will have no problem. You think this shows ending anytime soon. You are wrong. I will drop dead before we run out of shows to review. Probably. Well, that is exactly that is very true. Um, I want to start off. So this is hosted by Sheamus McKillian. He was Sheamus back then. What year are we talking about for this? This is 2017, 2018. Beautiful. This is a right around the time we discovered him. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Somewhere around there. This is my favorite version of him. And I know we're going to have some overlap, but I want to start off. He's introducing his new co-host. He had a co-host on the show, the show about conspiracies.

He had a co-host and now he has a new co-host. He had he had a co-host on the show the show about conspiracies He had a co-host and now he has a new co-host of it. They're off to a good start as always I am Seamus and with me today is We'll keep it fresh Yeah, I'm DJ yeah welcoming DJ he is the new co-host to the show with me now I have a question for you. Obviously the stumble there is fun. I was just started over. I've said this many times to Patrick, but whatever. He introduced himself as BJ and then Patrick said DJ.

Let's do this again. Tell me if you're hearing the same thing I'm hearing. All right. Yeah. I'm DJ. Yeah. Welcoming DJ. He is the new co-host to the show with me

There's like BJ and then he said DJ which which is a little bit I'm gonna say it's DJ since he sticks with that for the rest of the episode Okay, or he's just too chicken shit to correct Patrick right away I've got no idea these two clearly if you listen to this episode, they've never had a conversation before this. You can tell they're excited when the one guy knows a thing that the other guy knows. Like, Holy shit. You know that thing too. Are we best friends now? You know, what a serial killer it's like, yeah. I host a podcast. Of course I know about a serial killer. It's kind of how that works. So host of machines, McEllion and DJ, where do you want to start with this?

Brandon, what did you pick up on? Well since since uh Producer Chris already brought it up. Let's let's play the Albert Fish clip my number six these two bond over serial killers Yeah, I would say like for me the biggest the biggest thing is like I'm a serial killer buff. So I think of Albert Albert fish. Yeah, that dude was fucked up. Yeah the gray man. That was like his nickname too. Right. He was talking about fucking how good like a kid's ass tastes. Sure. Oh my god. No I'm glad you know about that shit because I fucking...

I'm way into serial killers too. And the fact that you know about Albert Fish, that that tells me that you're actually you're deep enough in it where you know about at the fucking stupid statement like Albert Fish is one of the most notorious serial killers and pedophiles that we that people talk about any and all true crime podcasts have brought up albert fish at one point in time Dude, that guy says that little kids asses taste great. I love that. You know this guy That's those two thoughts don't go together. I don't know if you realize that you should be like creeped out about the spot Well, I have a clip that explains that this is a perfect co-host for patrick michael Well, I have a clip that explains that this is a perfect co-host for Patrick Michael. I haven't experienced anything myself, but I know my girlfriend has and other people

that I know have. And from what the experiences I've heard, they don't get affected directly by this being, but an alien can fucking take you off this earth for years and years or forever and you don't see nobody never again. Here's what I understand about this because they're talking about paranormal and they're talking about extraterrestrials and apparently like paranormal phenomenon like you see it and you go like that's kind of weird right and then you tell people they think you're crazy but aliens they'll take out this earth for years sometimes forever and I don't know if you realize this but that means you never see anyone again unless you dumb it down a shade

No, no, so your friends also visit that planet. They take you to you're not gonna see them Oh Because you're you left the earth with the aliens. Oh, okay You know anyone who got abducted by aliens never came back. No, I don't know I know I'm supposed to yes and there, but I don't. Yeah. I don't, I don't think anyone does. I don't think that's a thing. I've never watched a, a missing persons 48 hours or 2020. And it's like, and it turns out it was aliens. Well, traditionally,

they erase your memory upon. Right. The men in black. That, that, that could be it. Yes be a good point I just thought there was funny that he's speaking better factly you know it's crazy though are those aliens they'll be gone for like days weeks yeah once I was listening to this was puttering around the house I had to run back into the room I played this as the teaser on the last episode but I just love the way Patrick's mind works I don't like anything right the sort of human ish like clowns freak me out still because it's like it kind of looks human But it's also not so I'm not a fan. What does he think clowns are?

They almost look like they're human yeah, yeah, he's only seen killer clowns well That's not thinking like killer in space. Sure. But the way he started talking about it, I expect him to go more into that. Right. That was going to be a topic for the episode. All right. Cons freaked me out.

They almost look like they could be people. DJ doesn't correct them. No, no, no, no, no. This is a very odd podcast between the two of them. I very much enjoyed it. Brought me back to a time when I enjoyed listening to Patrick's shows quite a bit. What else did you pick up on there, Brandon? Well, this is a conspiracy show that's about like specifically cryptids and the paranormal as it were, but this, they, they go on and

on about Slender Man. Oh yeah. Ever. They sure do. And if you guys are ready for some Slender Man stats, Patrick goes to the Wikipedia. This is my number five. Oh, and this is just the Wikipedia page. Again, this is what he used to do. You know what? Before I play that, I want to set that up with something else. Because he says something that's remarkably stupid. But nonetheless, you know, when it comes to these creatures that have like long appendages and I don't know They just don't look like they fit in with humans or animals or bugs They freak you out man and Slenderman has a huge history. Nonetheless, he's not real. I mean it is a

Conspiracy I'd say I guess right? No, sounder man's a conspiracy like you like Batman's a conspiracy What do you mean? It's a conspiracy? It's a character that was made up on the internet, but okay He's gonna get into it here the slender man is actually a fictional supernatural character It or originated as a creepypasta internet meme is created by something awful forums user Eric Nudson He's also known as Victor Surge. It's something awful being a website that was a user generated content website back in the day. This all started in 2009. So like you said, it is relatively new. He's depicted as a thin, unnaturally tall humanoid with featureless head with a featureless

head and face. And he's also wearing a nice suit It's like it's clear that slender man will have to shop at the big and tall store to find a suit that fits him Well, it's got a look dapper shit, you know, yeah Is that the concept I think like behind some of these creatures is like give them one thing one feature that might make them seem harmless like the suit Right. Well, though she's a gangster movie like your mafia or something? Oh he's wearing a suit we don't have to worry about that He's got a gun! What the fuck? Yeah but his suit, the suit It's like okay I don't know that means you're harmless Right well though one thing we were thinking about too me and Kim were bouncing stuff back and forth

is it kind of reminds me of Men in black you know it's got he's they got the same type of suit and he's got like the creepy stare and they kind of just show up out of nowhere and it's just some parallels there it's kind of you know it's exactly like men in black they find a lot of parallels that make no sense he brings up the movie the fly with Jeff Goldblum at one point. Yeah, they're just like, yeah, it's kind of like that. He's like, sure. I guess so. But when the Slender Man talk goes on and on, like, Patrick's fascinated by Slender Man. He's not sure what's going on with him. Slender Man is a very creepy figure. You know what I mean? Rather, whether it being lore or truth or anything that looks like Slenderman now

is fucking creepy. Like nobody likes spiders. Whether it be lore or truth, or anything that looks like Slenderman. What he just wants to talk about Slenderman. Oh my gosh, he loves talking about Slender Man and he convinces himself that perhaps Slender Man is real. Yes, that's what he wants. This is my favorite part of the show because he's literally reading the Wikipedia where it says, yeah, guy, there's a meme contest. The guy came up with Slender Man and evolved over time. There's a movie made about it and it's obviously a fictional character

that was created in your lifetime. So it's like one of those things that like when you were born, no one knew what Slender Man was and now they do because somebody drew it, right? Not a conspiracy, not even an urban legend. Right. Not lore. Completely made up. It's a creepypasta. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a Batman villain is what we're talking about. Here's like is the riddle real? Like no about. Here's a rhythm or real like no, okay Point is is you could sit here and say all day long. Oh, you know slenderman's not real But we say he's not real to just suspend the belief of him not being real to continue Building up the possibility of him being real. It's an ass backwards

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard see the more that we say he's not real the more maybe he is real because we keep saying he's not real you say we're in denial that's how that works yeah it's not the case that's a weird way to live though if there's one thing that I've learned from this episode it's that Patrick Michael is a gigantic coward in my number 15 he's scared of everything throughout this entire episode doesn't like spiders he met his that no one likes them there was one time I was driving a friend home of like three o'clock in the morning and I saw a

car on fire in someone's driveway like that's haunting enough but imagine seeing a giant man that looks like a moth come on right no no like I would I would shit myself I would literally shit myself so they're talking about mothman and Patrick right before that's just like I don't even like driving at night cuz I don't know what you're gonna see when you're driving at night it could be really scary I once saw a car that was on fire but was like call the fire department That's not yeah, I think there's a thick up the thing on fire. I was he tying these things together

I don't know what do you think is going on? Do you think that's supernatural that a car's on fire? It's gonna take a gasoline in it. I'll bet Mothman did that I needed that Toyota to go to work I needed that Toyota to go to work. It's so stupid. I would saw a car in a driveway that was on fire. It's crazy. I mean, it's memorable, but not horrifying. No, not haunting was the word that he used.

Speaking of not knowing how to use words. But they are interesting nonetheless. And that's why I think people have that general interest in paranormal, in extraterrestrial, in the not knowing. And that's why. That's what they should have called this podcast. Paranormal, extraterrestrial, and in the not knowing. People are fascinated by the in the not knowing. You guys notice that oh yeah i subscribe yeah to not knowing with shamus the not knowing newsletter i'm a big fan of it uh also aside from not knowing he also doesn't know how to talk uh the bridge carried us route 35 over the ohio river connecting point pleasant west virginia to the galapagos uh toapa, Gallipolis, Gallipolis,

go Ohio. You know about Gallipolis, Gallipolis, Ohio as fuck. I never heard of it. Yeah, it's an Ohio. To a town in Ohio. That's what you say. You don't have to try to figure it out on the fly. That was, uh, that was not great. Now I got it. And that's in the middle of some spicy bridge talk. They they both have bridge stories. Who would have thought that they both bring a story about a fucking bridge to this

show? What I loved about is they're talking about Mothman. I actually read the book The Mothman Prophecies. And I watched the movie to the movies garbage is everyone who reads the book says but it is true. And so they go, yeah. So I guess in the book they talk about him like there was this bridge collapse around the same time that people were spotting him.

They think it's connected and the guy's like, yeah, I never read the book. He goes, yeah, me neither. You ever see the movie goes, nope. Because I mean, you're listening to not knowing in the not knowing. But but he does go on to read the stats for the movie that he's never seen too. In a real chew gum style. Do you have that clip? 17? Yes, I do. Yes. But anyways, we know about the Mothman movies that appeared in Popular Culture in 2002. The films The Mothman Prophecies starring Richard Gere. They were actually based off

of that book that was written in 1975 Pretty interesting, you know Richard Gere in a movie about this. Uh, I don't know much about that film, but I do know It reminds me of that film that Jeff Goldblum was in Yeah terrifying I think I know what you're talking about. No, yeah, it was freaky as hell. But the Mothman always reminded me of Jeepers Creepers. I don't know about you, but it's not a Jeep Connect Creeper for sure. And the only thing I remember from Jeepers Creepers is when they're all on the bus, I

don't remember which one it was, the number one one two or three or ten or whatever came out with it was Jeepers creepers and dude was on top of the bus and it like peeled back the top of the bus bike part of it and shit Yeah, sir reaching down for these Outside the bus and they're watching it happen at a certain point Yeah, yeah, I remember that shit And they're watching it happen at a certain point Yeah, yeah, I remember that shit Classic classic so smart too because you're not making that connection unless you're somebody that knows about the Mothman

Lucy come up. I literally cannot deal with this. Oh my god It's not it's not that Mothman reminds you of Jeepers Creepers. It's the Jeepers Creepers remind you of Mothman what the You ever see the fly I think I've heard of that. Oh my God. Creepy. That's some fun movie talk right there. I was just watching Lucy backstage, Lucy, your mind over that whole conversation. So there's also ad copy and ad reads. Two of them. Yeah. I don't know if you want to introduce the first one that we have here. Yeah, I believe it's my number four. It's a longer clip.

We don't have to play the whole thing, obviously, but this is a promo for Dollar Blaze Club. And he actually interrupts this. It's mid-sentence that he cuts this off to put this ad in not only is it mid sentence It's four minutes into a show that has a two and a half minute intro Like they've just started talking to each other. Yep, and immediately we get those speaking of humanoid creatures Slender man is a very creepy Figure, you know what? I mean? Whether it being lore or truth or anything

that looks like Slender Man now is fucking creepy. Like nobody likes spiders. You know, they're long legs, praying mantises even. Hey guys, just want to take a second away from the show to tell you a little bit about DollarBlazeClub.com. Oh, you nailed it with that spot. You definitely had my attention right there. So then at the end of that ad read, he says this,

go to dollar blaze club dot com right now and use promo code stay woke. Use promo code stay woke. I'm listening to seven to seven with Seamus McKillian. The promo code is stay woke. Now, we used to point out that James Mckeelion. The promo code is stay woke. Now we used to point out that stuttering John had a promo code that was like CLS ad and 15 or I forget what it was. Yes. So I but it had nothing to do with his show or it was he was on the network or anything like that. And sometimes I think that guys like stuttering John and

Patrick Michael pretend they have sponsors in order to make it seem like they're grownups. Yes. They look at me. I got a big grownup podcast and I'm mentioning my sponsor name and a promo code I heard on another show called stay woke. Well, you're absolutely right. And not too far from this time that we're listening to Seamus as he's called here, right right he was saying things on his other shows like brought to you by and then the name of his show right so he's trying to put on you know like we used to do in tape with tape recorders when we were kids yeah he's not a radio show he also and he still

does this we'll be right back after this yes and then a music comes up for 17 seconds and he comes back that's like alright. We're back Yeah, and he keeps thanking everyone for joining us But he never thanks. Oh I think oh, Jay. Thank you Now I didn't realize this ESO dough notorious producer of the Shulie Network Caught with all that CP bad guy. We all agree on that.

Turns out he was producing other podcasts. We're talking about children, 12 year olds, man. Whoa, whoa, whoa. So I don't want that shit on the shows. I'm listening to come on, man. It's not good. What else did you pick up on from the show, branded? Well, I'm gonna ask ask, are you guys fans of conspiracies to begin with? I am. Yes. I'm, I'm a big fan. You ever watched loose change? I haven't. No stuff. All right. Well, it's good. Patrick likes to make up conspiracies. He likes to make them up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a little different than me. Like I'll

watch someone else present a conspiracy theory and here's the evidence and here's what connects these things. He just makes it up out of nowhere and then makes them evidence. It tries to fool his friends. Yes. That's my number 13. Yeah. That's a pretty fun way to go about it. I'll be honest. We, we make, we do episodes here and you'll be a part of them very soon. Well, we actually create our own conspiracies and yeah, dude, we actually try to find proper evidence that could make it seem plausible. For instance, one of our best ones was we tried to, I actually tried to make the connection that Johnny Depp was actually Jim Morrison.

Right. Makes sense. Because Johnny Depp actually owns a bunch of property in Paris, excuse me, and Jim Morrison died there. Right. And he's a musician, wants to be a musician. He wears a bunch of jewelry and shit. And yeah, I made a bunch of connections like, oh, he bought the property that Jim Morrison

actually was going to live in, but didn't. It's so ridiculous. But obviously it's fake shit, but it's so fun to actually be like, Oh, you know, because I actually had my last cohost feeding into it. Like he believed me because I was connecting these facts that didn't make any sense. I was like, yeah, Johnny Depp wears a bracelet that Jim Morrison used to own. What? How do you know? You can't prove it. Here's my interpretation. I doubt that Patrick found someone dumber than him to do the show with him,

especially if the guy left. Do you think maybe he was just kind of humoring his cohost and like, you mean the way that DJ is right? He's just like, yeah, I convinced my ex-co-host, what an idiot. He thinks that Johnny Depp is actually Jim Morrison. Can you believe that? It's just like, I bet he doesn't actually believe that. I don't think that the timeline works out.

For that. I looked it up, Carl. Yeah. Jim Morrison, Jim Morrison died in 71 and Johnny Depp was born in 63. Okay. Yeah. So definitely not the same person. No, doesn't take too much research to figure that out. Not even a reincarnation. There's no connection. There's no connection. And Jim Morrison, musician, he had a good voice. It was fine. He's a good singer. Johnny Depp, musician, he's got some friends who can play. I'm hung up on it's all fake but it's so fun. What's fun about putting things together that don't fit? That's a great question. It's wasting people's time. Yeah, he

likes playing make believe he's playing he's literally playing make believe like a child. Looney Tunes critics been a member for six months. Thank you. The thing is I have personal stories related to both Slenderman and Mothman. But first, I want to tell you about dollar blaze. This all Slenderman is real and I've encountered him but first stay woke. Stay woke is our promo code for some reason. Oh, this is more of just him not knowing how words work, which is one of my favorite things.

And that's the scariest thing about these shows, man. Your show and this show is finding that connection purely coincidentally like fuck well that that coincidence is way too coincidental good job coincidental Coincidentally, we find these coincidences be way too coincidental and that's when you know, that's not a coincidence anymore Okay That you had this clip too. I think I have a shorter version of it here, Brandon. This is where it turns out DJ, the co-host, doesn't actually have home internet.

Oh yes. It's not something I recommend for podcasters, but... I think that would be terrifying. I'm always really scared to drive. Hold on. Oh, I love it. Yeah. All right.

That's what you should have did first. Dude, I didn't think. Well, the thing is, is my internet at my house is running off of my hotspot on my phone. Okay. That's not good. No, this is before 5G. Let's keep that in mind. we're going back to 2017 2018 And he's running his home internet off of a hotspot on his phone

He was and then he went to the library. Oh Okay, cuz all of a sudden he sounded great. It was like when tab Burt realized his microphone wasn't on Past episodes like oh there he is. Hey, what's going on? I did notice the change Yeah, he actually started better than Patrick at a certain point. That's not difficult. Patrick invests in headphones, but not microphones. That's true. I forget about the wall of headphones.

What else do you want to talk about from this episode? That's a great question, Carl. Are you familiar with the concept of fear of missing out? I am FOMO, yes. Yeah. Patrick, or I'm sorry, Seamus tries to explain this concept to DJ and even he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

It's my 12th. So this kind of brings me to the concept of fear of missing out. What do you feel about that? The fear of missing out? Yeah, have you heard about it? Nah, not too much, man. Yeah, dude, I guess it's a thing amongst like...

It's like, for the younger... Obviously well younger than us. I'm not this person, because I don't really care that much about most things. But, haha, it's like, these kids that are obsessed with social media these days, literal kids, you know, 12 to probably 17 years old, they have, like, the guys that all got duped into that fire club fire Whatever the fuck fire festival Basically based on fitting in and yes Yeah, yeah, they have an Inquenchable first to fit in somewhere and they can't.

Yeah. Yeah. Have you heard of fear of missing out? No, but I can probably figure it out. It's in the name. It's pretty straightforward. I use the context to try to make some sense of this. Oh yeah.

I kind of know about that. I kind of know about that. Well, if you want to play my number nine, we learn about Patrick's origin story with conspiracies. My, I'll be honest, my first actual touch with conspiracies was Kurt Cobain as well. I spent like 12 hours on the internet after reading Kurt Cobain's suicide note. And you know, I ended up losing like two days of my life because of, you know, conspiracies and you know, uh,

secret societies and shit. And then I became that guy. I was around all my friends and we'd be smoking weed and they're like, fucking tell us about Illuminati man. I'm like, all right, we'll check it out. Dr. Dre, you know, and I just start going off like, it's so ridiculous, but So Courtney love murdered her husband and you do the Illuminati from there Right. It's quite a step which led to Eminem and dr. Dre. I'd love to hear him Telling these tales to his buddies. Tell us again about Illuminati. Yeah, okay Everyone scooch closer

It's like me explain the rules of Texas Holder or something for the 15th. I'm like, all right. I'm sorry You flopped the first three. All right, then you bird one my 21 DJ is researching monsters on the show and He is blown away by an image that we can't see Man face and it looks like a little Hell yeah, and then oh my god Go ahead. Oh my god. Oh No, it's fucking I was just scrolling through something here on some website

And if this thing has like legs and claws and shit sticking out of it and there's like a dog face It looks like it got like fucked by a demon this sounds scary off top talking about the Chernobyl bird I Don't know if it's a bird Cool, man. What else you see? Scroll down it explain it more if it's got no features of a bird chances are that it's not a bird I don't know if like how I don't know if it's a bird guys fucking retard. I'm a bird No, yeah, that crazy

You know, I don't think a bird at all. So what's pretty wild, isn't it? Well, they go into that too. They talk about how they've never seen a man with bird features before it's fucking Fascinating wait a second. Birdman was already out at this time. Yeah. Yep. They should know about that. Uh, well, you guys want to hear Patrick's, uh, 1950s voice?

Yes. Uh, science writer Sharon A. Hill proposed that the photo showed a bird, perhaps an owl, carrying a frog or a snake away and wrote that and I quote there was zero reason to suspect it is the mothman as described in legend there are too many far more reasonable explanations well Sharon mothman was real 1950s voice right there the 1950s Sharon hill man I felt like she deserved that's how she sounds. I'd be disappointed if she didn't. Yeah hello I am Sharon Hill I write for science.

Though I don't know much science. What the fuck just happened? His 50s voice was fine. The Mothman thing happened in the late 60s. So that doesn't make any sense. And he's like well based on the name that's the voice I would give them based on the name. Sharon Hill. And his go-to joke was my name's Sharon. I write for science. But not really. Yes.

I write for science. Do you know science? I just write for him. I haven't met him yet. Prepare yourselves. Patrick's going to go into great detail about Slender Man's dick. Slender Man stole my girlfriend. Yeah, there you go. That's probably on a fucking Craigslist like a missed encounters. Oh my God. It's late night. It's trying to hang out with this new chick, man.

It's fucking, I'm outside this cemetery, man. I can freaking see this long, like freaking tall man in a freaking suit man Cuz still my freaking girlfriend like yeah, he did of course he did Dick it was paranormal. That's right. It's fuck. Oh, man. What a creep. Oh that penis has got to be huge and freakish man Got a donger dude, he's probably got knuckles It folds You're better off Yeah, you're lucky if you survive honestly, but uh, they're more excited about that than anything else they talked about too much sugar

Like they got into it the guys his arms are long. What if his dick was long too? Yeah, let's draw it And then we'll come back and compare Gets a little blue after that. That's a little weird right there. I had to keep my dick talk to a minimum on this show That's just a rule that I have though It's a good one to live by well Brandon. Thank you very much for for sending the show over You also sent me an episode of Daily Ghost. I haven't touched yet But I know we have a lot of different podcasts and and episodes from patch 2033, baby Yes, so absolutely. I'm very excited about that. Thank you for for finding that and sending it

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it. See what happens. But that was not the the code. Alright, at this time, I want to bring in our friend Lucy type box. Lucy, how you doing? I'm wonderful. How are you? I am fantastic. Lucy, of course, coming here from her channel once over with Kaylee, where she reviews movies. And if you go to her Patreon, she does other things as well. Yes, it's true. It is true. What did you bring for us today?

You've been finding some characters around the net. Yes. We have been talking about other like e-beggars and specifically on TikTok. So today we are going to be talking about Ashley Trevino who is infamous as a TikTok live creator. She e-begs, she's a drunk shitty mother, and in addition to that, she is an inmate hopper. Yes, as I've just discovered this term, an inmate hopper. Yes, I've just discovered this term an inmate hopper and do you want to explain that or should we let the clips speak for themselves? So I am pretty sure that that term was created for her. If you search the term inmate hopper you just find things with her name on them. But basically what it is is it's somebody who prefers to date inmates. So in my clip one,

let's find out just how many inmates she has dated. Last time I checked, so Jesse, okay, Jesse was number, I think he was like 20, 20 something, like 25 maybe. And I've only talked to one more after him so probably 26 in the last five years. So in five years she's dated 25 or 26 inmates. That's around one every other month. Which is, I mean, like that's even if it's just your normal dating life that's impressive. I don't know how you find that many inmates that want to date you in that, well, I don't know why you're talking to that many inmates.

Yeah, I was going to say, maybe beggars can't be choosers, but she is a disaster. Oh, a total disaster. Yeah, maybe inmates are her only option. Well, I'm looking at my cellmate and going, eh, maybe I'll just stick with what I got here. Thanks for reaching out, style, I appreciate it. Carl, you got a visitor. I'm good, I'm good.

Missy B says, Fanny's for felons. She's starting a new organization. It's perfect. It's perfect. It's Ashley in a nutshell. So I assume you guys want to kind of get introduced to some of the inmates that she's dated because again, there's been a lot. The first one that we are going to meet in my clip too is going to be Isaiah.

Now he is in jail for arson and, um, like serious arson. I believe that somebody died if I remember correctly. And Ashley met him. I think this was before that. Okay. This is actually what is probably her first ever video appearance on the internet. So she's been doing these TikTok lives for about a year. And this is again going to be this guy that she started dating.

However, they met before he went to jail when he was just nine years old and she was 15. Oh, okay. This is him when we first met. And this is him like when he first went in. He went she was 15. Oh, okay. This is him when we first met. And this is him like when he first went in. He went in at 15. He doesn't see parole until 2032. And he's been in since 2010 because he is 29 right now. He's six years younger than me.

I knew him since 20, since he was 11. I knew him since I was, he was 11 and I was like 15 or 16, maybe younger because I was like 15. So he had to have been like nine when I first met him. I remember telling his mom cause I always thought he was a cute little boy, you know, but I was older and I was already dating the kid's dad. So I couldn't be with him. You know, I would tell his mom like, I'm gonna be your daughterin-law one day I'm gonna be your daughter-in-law one day she's like no you're not my flock was too young for you so she's fucking the baby daddy and also bragging about she's gonna fuck the nine-year-old someday it's so insane and this is again her first video and just imagine remember back to being 15 16 years years old, never in a million

years could I ever have possibly been attracted to a nine year old. And she's like, oh, he was really cute. I knew I was going to marry him. Yeah. She's got some problems, some mental problems, I would say. Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's meet another guy that she used to date in my clip three. This is going to be Eli. Now he went to jail for breaking his own daughter's leg and before we get into this clip I'm just gonna point out that Ashley has actually actually has two daughters who are 13 and 15 years old so you would think that she wouldn't want someone like this around her kids

nobody felt sorry for me whenever that happened to me. And if I sound like a you know what but it's just my point of view. I don't care to talk about something that's not relevant to me and my family. Like it's not my business. It's not my I don't know. So is she one of these people who only dates them when she'll never get contact with them because they're in prison? Nope, they come out of prison and she gets to meet them and she continues dating them for short periods of time So this isn't that wonderful. Yeah, that's not great. She's like, oh, what's the problem? Just bring around my kids What's the big deal? She's truly a saint, you know The problem with this clip is she's literally defending this guy. She's like, well, I don't care. That's he broke his daughter's leg.

He's not going to break my daughter's leg. That's crazy. Stepdaughters and then who knows, but we'll see, you know, we'll cross that bridge and we get there. Yeah. So in my clip four, we're going to meet Francisco. Now this is going to be her calling Francisco while he's in jail. I don't think that the two of them ever dated after he got out of jail. So Francisco really, really cares about what people think about him. And in addition to that, he went to jail for murdering a 13-year-old and a 19-year-old.

Hmm. Isn't that great? Hey, there's 2.3k people watching you right now. 2.3 K people watching you right now 2.3 K people watching So the house painted the picture of me like you would like me. I don't have the energy to give you five. No, I don't need them to like you. I don't need them to like you. So I realize what we're talking about here is pretty heavy. What's going on with her fucking nails.

Lucy, what is she doing? Why is she putting so much work into it? The eyebrows. I want to talk about everything that's going on here. What, what is she doing? You don't want to talk about the eyebrows? I want to talk about everything that's going on here. What is she doing? She has a look And she's committed to it. Okay, and clearly it's working for I mean she's dated more guys than I've dated in my lifetime In the last five years, so That's not exaggerate now

What is a date? What is a date? Okay, so one of the biggest criticisms that she gets, we are going to take a look at her response to in my clip five. She is effectively dating these guys while they are in jail. They are horrible criminals. She's not dating guys who are just in for white collar crimes or things that are not, you know, disgusting. And she's bringing attention to them and because of this people make comments a lot of the time on her lives. They're like, well, you know,

what about the victims of these crimes? Why are you bringing these people around your kids? Yeah, so they will comment all the time justice for the victims on her lives. But she doesn't like that. So in clip five, we're going to see what her very sensitive response is. Justice for the victims. What fucking victims? What fucking victims?

The specific ones that your boyfriend victimized I believe is the answer to that That all of your boyfriends have victimized. Yeah, literally all of them It's just completely crazy. No, I'm looking for a second, right? Because oh, no, I guess she was doing this for years before and it's working. She went online though, right? So she started dating at least one inmate before she got online. That was that first guy that we got introduced to, this Isaiah guy. But she has leaned into it much more heavily since she has realized that she can make tons and tons of money off of it. And that brings me to my next clip, which is her being an e-beggar. Now she is making

tons and tons and tons of money for this. But something that I think is unique about her, about Ashley, is that you will notice that in this clip she is not talking. This is a visual clip. In fact, I'm pretty sure that she's just watching TV during this clip. But what she's going to be doing is this little weird finger gesture, this little weird finger wag up here. Because I would like to present to you the laziest ebeggar of all time, which is just pointing to the place where you can send donations. At least Erin tells you that these places exist. It's like, where exactly to go, but there is a Streamlabs and a Venmo.

Nope, doesn't even say it. But there is a stream labs in a bad bow I Just work she made She's making a ton. What do you mean by a ton? Do you know gonna give us a ride? Oh, I don't have the general figures But I know that she has bought a new house since she started doing this. I know shit She has taken herself to Disneyland. She did not take her kids with her kids taken herself to Disneyland. She did not take her kids with her kids. And have the lots lots of people commented that she could have afforded to take the kids and

chose not to. So she's making she this is what she does for a living. This is what she does for a living talk. She used to be a nurse and she's be a nurse. Oh, thank God. She's epecking now. Yes, she got to be causing damage. Yeah, I wouldn't want those epecking now. Yes, she guys should be causing damage Yeah, I wouldn't want those nails anywhere near me if I was in the doctor's office. Let me be honest

Okay, so we know that she's a mom. We're to change out your bag now. No, you're not so we'd are get a different I broke again So she's a mom she's currently dating a 19 year old guy she is she says that she's a mom. She's currently dating a 19 year old guy. She says that she's 35. I think that we can all agree that that might not be accurate. So her 19 year old boyfriend calls her mommy, but in addition to that, again, she has two actual children. And she's also had a couple of pregnancies or pregnancy scares lately. Okay. In addition to that, she's a drinker. And obviously pregnancies and drinking do not go along great together. You don't say.

Yeah, it's shocking. Sorry you're quitter to me, but okay. So, she, usually if somebody thought that they were pregnant, they would go ahead and take a test to find out. And they would probably stop drinking until they got the results of that test.

However, she realizes, she knows that if she doesn't take a test, she can just keep drinking because she's not pregnant until a test tells her that she is. That's how I feel about COVID. It's not logic. I don't know. I'll never know. I know how to bide my time. So in my clip seven, we are going to get to see her talking herself out of being pregnant

when in fact she was pregnant during this clip and also drinking a lot. I won't drink past like once I find out if I'm pregnant, I'm not drinking no more. Once I find out for sure if I'm pregnant, I'm not drinking I am off of it for nine months. She's having these visits with the inmates And letting them finish in her and she's not on birth control Yes, okay lock her up. She wants to get near inmates that that quickly we can make that happen for her Well, if we lock her up, she'll only be around female inmates. That doesn't work. There's some guys in there pretending that they're girls She'll do well Okay, so again. She had these pregnancy scares

She drank through um it turned out that she didn't have any babies off of those probably because she drank through them But she does have actual alive children so in my clip 8 We're going to find out what they think about her drinking all the time. Now, this is going to be her child's response. I'm sorry, her response. This is Ashley's response to her 12 year old child contacting her through social media about the fact that she's drinking online. Big enough, Evianna. She just snapchatted. And she probably seen my drinks and probably gonna get on to me. Cause I'm drinking.

She's probably replying back to my drinks. I can't lie with that girl. She's like my little mom, y'all. What a bitch. She wants me to have fun. It's like that South Park. When Stan has to parent Randy. And who are they talking about those Smiths? Will Smith and I'm trying to

remember what will Smith's son's name. Oh, Jaden, I think Jaden let's will do whatever he wants. Whatever it is. That's wild right there. It's not good. No, it's not good. But you have to assume that when she's not drinking, she's probably a great mom, right? I wouldn't assume that at all. Not by anything you've presented so far. So in the clip nine, we're going to find out about how she is jealous of her own daughter. Haley literally has been through like the bottom of her life. Like, I'm telling you, whenever we live with her dad, I used to buy the hair because I was so mad at her.

I felt like he loved her more than he loved me. And so I took my anger out on her. And she doesn't even hate me for that. She doesn't even remember that. Yeah, that's not healthy at all in any single way. She hates you for it. Yeah, that's a horrible thing. That's really bad.

She remembers it. Yeah, and's a horrible thing. That's really bad. She remembers it. Yeah, and the fact that you feel that way emotionally tells me that you need a lot of help. Yeah. Yeah, I think we got a creep of the week coming up. Oh boy. Yeah, right. He's a monster.

Yes, she is quite awful. But I will say that she is close with her kids, even though she treats them like shit. So in my clip 10, her 15 year old daughter is going to help her name her rose sex toy. Because of course kids love toys. Can you leave my rose alone? She needs me in a little bit. I haven't named her yet. What should we name her? She needs me Now I could not understand the lore of this entirely But let me explain what just happened and then pose a question has anyone contacted the CPS about this yes Everybody is constantly contact CPS about this yes, everybody is constantly contact

Okay, so what we just heard is her talking to her daughter and Saying what should we name the sex toy right and the daughter suggests? We should name the sex toy Haley because it's pregnant now her 15 year old daughter is named Haley. Oh, I Don't actually know if that's what the reference is here, but regardless. She's asking her other daughter To help you imagine her 16 year old pregnant with her inmate boyfriend That would be some Jerry Springer shit right there Springer shit right there. Jerry Jerry Jerry. There are allegations she is currently dating this 19 year old Santos I think is his name. And the way that the two of them started dating is because her daughter was talking with him first. Oh, so the daughter is into inmates already. Oh, she wants mommy's approval. And she is jealous of her daughter.

And the sex toy. Yeah, yep. Yep. Well, we can't move daughter and the sex toy. Yeah. Yep. Yep Well, we can't move off of the sex toy yet so I am not jealous of that sex toy. I'll tell you that That scene from a baseball Well, that's your mom's So in my clip 11 We are going to see her use the rose sex toy in order to

Seduce her mandajour who again is the Santos guy he's 19 years old no she goes live She is no Yes, I know in sir. You're gonna have to watch those online Lucy. That's ridiculous So This is it's gonna be a little bit hard to tell what's going on But you will hear the vibrations in the clip and she is going to be talking to Santos on a video chat Separate from the live so there's no reason to be live for this. ["Song of the Night"]

You gotta love the tongue licks. There's nothing sexy about this at all. No. I've actually, I don't know if anyone else here has seen this, but I've seen women use a toy on themselves. Oftentimes it's very sexy. It's actually quite stimulating. This is quite the opposite.

I'm not going to sign up for OnlyFans or Patreon. I can do any of that. Well, I'm going to tell you, I'm'm gonna show you one more thing about her. That's super exciting Which is I have an image for you in the same chat that she's doing with Santos She also pulled her boobs out on Instagram live so that is my number number 12 I've censored them of course licking. Yes. Oh Yeah, she is horny, and I will tell you That is full nipple. Obviously I've censored it here, but she has kind of nice nipples for how disgusting her boobs are

I like do you find the positive? That's good. I appreciate that. Yeah. Yeah, I Notice that you're not zooming into the eyebrows. What makes a good nipple in your opinion, Lucy? Um, you know, not, it doesn't look like a pepperoni. Okay. Non pepperoni. Yeah. Not, not a pepperoni. Um, perky. All right. No, for the question. Okay. So what did she get really famous from? She has been getting famous more and more

again, she kind of coined this term in mate hopper. But the thing that she got really, really extra famous for that is making her all of the money. Yeah, it is baby talking genitals. Oh, no. So she was talking with her current boyfriend Santos and she referred to his dick as a pee pee and referred to her own vagina as a new new. And so this clip went all- It's Mexican culture, all right? Let's not judge. This clip went all over the place. And so obviously, okay, she already has like, what's the next rung on her ladder? She already has under her belt, bad mom. She already has drunk, loves inmates. So of course her next step is that she is going to become a rapper.

So in my clip 13, we are going to get to hear her recording her new hit single, PP Nu Nu. Oh goody. PP, you seen the Nu Nu? Yes. Okay, let me redo it because I wasn't ready. No, no, no, no. Babe, I'm letting you listen to it right now. Right now, just like, I seen us PP.

You seen the Nu Nu? Did you have that on record bandi? Oh right there fuck oh he's gonna put me back on there I Seen the peepee he's seen the new new I don't think I said all right. No you did it right I don't think I'm gonna keep it right okay I've seen his peepee he's seen the new new Thanks I've seen his peepee and he's seen the new new Fucking thing sucks It's not great. It's not a great song. I'll be honest, but maybe they'll fix up a post I liked that during that the worst take her friend was like

Oh, did you were you guys recording during that one because that one that was the one that was the one and then later in another take she says the line Incorrectly and she goes oh, I think I said it wrong and her friends like no no you did it, right? Everything's perfect. We're done here really really good. Well, we don't even need to keep going It makes sense it reminds me of there was a guy who's producing tan mom on the Howard Stern show and producing songs for her. He didn't want her to get it right. That wouldn't make for a good song. So she'd fuck it all up, but then he'd go put all this production into it and turn it into a song. And it's terrible. But you know, Tan Mom's an idiot. She's like, yeah, it's really good. Right, Howard? I'm killing it over here. Hopefully that's what they're trying to do to Ashley. I don't think that it is. Oh, right. Hopeful thinking.

Um, so I'm just going to leave you, there's a whole bunch more lore relating to her. I, these TikTok, um, like live streamers, there is so much about them all the time and they're just horrific in every single way. So we've already gotten to see her just being a disgusting, slutty, slutty whore on the internet. We've got to see her be the laziest e-beggar on the internet. A horrible mother. Just a great rapper.

We got to enjoy that. True. I am just going to leave you with a little bit of advice in my clip 14. So this is going to be Ashley talking about her 15 year old daughter, Haley. Ashley talking about her 15 year old daughter, Hailey. And she's basically saying that it's okay if her daughter lies in order to be able to hook up with guys who are over 18. So I'm just reminding everybody, always ask for ID. It's like one of my kids, say Hailey, for instance, she meets a guy, she likes him. She wants to do something

The guy asked her how are you she says I'm 18 or 17 the guy believes it And then I find out I mean Honestly, if I find out my daughter's doing something, I'm not gonna sit there and call the cops I was her age at once I was doing it. So it's more concerned for the guys than her daughter He's gonna get trouble. I hope no one finds out that would suck it's against the law Yes, you could date them though. That's the good news right now that your boyfriend's in jail Now he's mad Yeah, that's a crazy person. Lucy, you found you found a good one. Ashley Trevino. Thank you for for

bringing that to us. Speaking of crazy people. Brandon, you like to focus on this guy, Cyrax. I do. Yes. I know you you haven't featured on your YouTube channel and you've sent in recently to who are these socials? A clip of him playing the guitar. He's another one of these guys who's just like mentally ill, but not even mentally ill, just mentally retarded, I guess would be the right way to describe them. And he has a very big social media presence. Yeah, somewhat. I mean, he keeps, uh, he keeps removing accounts and starting over very similar to Patrick Michael. So like right now he's got barely a thousand subs on his YouTube

channel and I think he's actually currently ban evivating too if I'm not mistaken. So who knows how long that's going to last. Yeah. Is that his main channel YouTube or what does he use? As far as I know it's YouTube. Yeah. Okay. So you brought in a video. Do you want to, should we play it? Oh yes. Yeah. okay. Why are we talking about this? Like, well, you said I forgot that I sent this to you. This is great It's a it's more of a visual thing. So people on discord, they're you know, sorry But he's been working out and trying to get himself fit and ready to take on the trolls No, and those are those are his words. Oh, it's a Stuttering John-esque thing. Yes, you can fight everyone. Okay. And this is him just showing you a little bit of his workout routine.

All right, he's holding on to a shitty keyboard. Maybe we need some music to pump him up or something. How would you describe this man's physique producer Chris he's handsome devil two and a half pounds right listen listen to how heavy he's breathing when he does it yeah he looks like golem yeah he was like go I think he has skin cancer on his head. He should get that checked out It's actually scabies. He doesn't be scabies Scabies isn't a big deal. I just Scabies for my god Wow, how many reps is he gonna do?

Quite impressive not that many he gets tired Don't drop that Casio keyboard, that's worth a lot of money man be careful Yeah, golem is the best way to describe this guy. He's uh he's a goblin. He's a goblin. He's bald on the top Goblins actually I've never seen such shoulder definition Go fuck yourself! Wow. I'm scared I don't know about you guys I don't want to talk about him anymore. Yeah I'm not a hater man we're on your side all right? This is the kind of workout you're doing. Think of how was scared shameless would be if he was watching this

All right and to work out He got his reps in for today wow I can smell that video. He is a monster Yeah, try to count the scabs No 37 we can play connect the dots now It's a dinosaur! That's fun. Lucy, are you going to hang out with us or do you got to go? I can hang.

All right, cool. Great. Hang out with us because something happened today on the Howard Stern Show. I actually got a call from my buddy Vinnie Paulino from the creep off today and he goes Carl and this just happened a couple hours ago. He goes Carl you gotta listen to Howard Stern today. You can goes, Carl, this just happened a couple hours ago. He goes, Carl, you gotta listen to Howard Stern today. You can't believe what he's doing. So it starts off now we're gonna get right into it. But I just want to play this because I went back and listen to it based on his

recommendation. And Howard's talking about, you know, him and Beth live in this house that the size of a hotel. It is huge. And people have theories that they don't even see each other in this place. Like she's on one wing, he's on another wing. They definitely don't share a bedroom. And he's complaining about the sono system. He says, I don't listen to music at home

because I can't figure it out. But Beth likes to use the sono system and they've been having issues with it. But then she'll call me every night. The Sonos doesn't work. And I just go, ah, then I got to get on the fight. Then I have to because she she she's like, just fuck it. I don't care. And I know she cares. And then I get involved. And I'm making phone calls. And everyone's like, well, that's because, um, I go, how

do we make this thing work on a consistent basis? All right. The reason why I played that is two reasons. One, I also have problems with my sonosystem. I fucking hate it. It really does suck. I was so excited when I set it all up and it's been nothing but problems since. It's been a while since I've had a problem with it, but still, it's very annoying with

the upgrades and they don't discontinue shit. Anyway, so I feel his pain But you hear what he said there at the beginning, but then she'll call me every night Beth calls him every night to tell him the sona system isn't working. What is it this time Beth? Why does she call I? Live with my wife. I've never called her When we're at home to explain a problem that I'm having. No, but you two battle over the Sonos for sure. We do battle over the Sonos, that will happen.

That's fun to listen to. But we're in the same room. Yes, you are. While we're doing it. So I just thought that was a little more evidence. Like sometimes unless these things slip out, or it's like, oh, there's phone calls going on in order to communicate within the house.

Which wing are you in anyways? Right, yeah, right. I've been looking all over for you. Oh, you've been looking a week. Fair enough. All right, but the reason why I'm playing these clips of Howard is because he has all these guitars and all these people gift him guitars. He's got some really nice guitars. And the thing about guitars, you have to keep them in the right humidity, especially when you get really nice instruments. you don't do that they can get warped they can get brittle a lot of problems can happen if you're not in the right environment and so he's complaining about how this room's at 35

percent between 45 and 55 and he gets to move the guitars over to this room and he wants to transport him down to Florida and does not transport him in order to keep the humidity in the right place and so this goes on and on I don't have any clips of that. That summarizes it very well. But as he's talking about that, he's talking about how he plays guitar and he's telling Robin about this. Yeah, like I'm a really shitty guitar player. I mean, I'm a beginner. I'm like what a kid sounds like when he first gets his first guitar. I'm like what Keith Richards sounded like in fifth grade.

I don't know that that's true. He's a genius and that was meant to be his instrument. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. We're doing this still. Howard's 71, he's still pretending he's a beginner as a guitarist. I've been listening to him play guitar on the radio for 20 years and hey, I learned this song

and I learned that song and now he's complaining that he's still a beginner Howard never evolves his shtick It's just the same fucking thing and then my dad Told me I would never amount to anything and they wouldn't let me leave the neighborhood. I grew up in even though Okay, yeah, what else is going on? He must be doing something new, right? But now according to him He's a beginner to weirdWayered Christian in the Discord Posts a picture of the cheap Epiphone. That's the set that he's on. Those aren't his guitars. He has actually very nice guitars, but he has guitars on his set when he's doing his video show.

So here's the problem and the reason why Howard's still a beginner. And then I'm on the internet all day watching guys who are guitar teachers at least they claim to be they seem very knowledgeable and then they their whole rap is like If you want to get good you got to practice and you got to practice like two hours a day now you know I got I got a job and Responsibilities and you barely have a job and you have any responsibilities He's actually he doesn't have time to practice the guitar.

All he has is free time. He works from home three days a week when he's working, which is rare. Few and far between. But he has no time to rehearse, which is insulting to the audience. Carl, if he was practicing, then he couldn't be a beginner anymore. Well, I think that's what it comes down to, right? Yeah, he has to act like it's not my fault. I can't play the guitar at all. And also the audience that he has now, you can tell by the callers to call in. It's these older women

who are yentas, people used to make fun of, and they also have nothing to do all day and act like they're busy. So I think he speaks to them just like, I know I had to go and play bridge with my friends today. I think there was laundry. Maybe that was yesterday, but still it's a very busy what we're doing. So then he's talking about this Led Zeppelin documentary he was watching.

And he's showing Jimmy Page playing cashmere. And he starts showing Robin that he can play it a little bit. And this is just an example of Robin sucking. She is the...I don't know how she can be this bad at broadcasting when you've been doing it for this long. Oh my god. I don't know I noodle around all day nothing happens You don't even get noodles you don't even get something to eat no So Jimmy Page is like I was noodling I can't with this riff and Hargis I knew it I'll come with any refs Yeah, you don't even get noodles

you don't even get noodles. Does anybody remember last time? Robert, is that because it's the same word? Is that why you think that's funny? Why doesn't she stop herself from talking? Ever. That's the thing that- Because she never gets corrected on this. Right. If that came into my head, there's no way I would spit that out of my mouth.

No, I would leave. Right. Someone would call me on my bullshit. Maybe not Brandon. You know, he's a guest here. He'd be polite, but someone would call me on my bullshit. Maybe not Brandon. You know, he's a guest here. He'd be polite, but someone would call me on my bullshit. I would imagine. And Howard's been playing the guitar for 20 plus years and that's what he sounds like. Well, we find out he has a very specific way that he

practices because he's obsessed with watching people on the internet tell you how to learn guitar and I'll tell you YouTube is a phenomenal resource to learn guitar lessons, the way to practice the way to learn songs. We've learned songs on the way to rehearsal. Yeah, cars because of fantastic. I love it for that. But how would I don't know that he's getting the best advice? Because this is what he's been working on, Brandon. And he says, learn where every

fucking notice I go. That's probably useful. It makes sense. This is what he's been working on, Brandon. And he says, learn where every fucking note is, so I go, that's probably useful, it makes sense. So, you know. You did that, right? Well, I'm in the middle, it's not the easiest thing in the world, but I know where all the notes are now. I did what the guy said, I bought his book.

Now listen to this, and this is the reason why Vidi had to call me because this is a radio show this is not just all radio show it's the Howard Stern show in 2025. Imagine this and like uh here here's all the A's for example you're looking at this you're like where the fuck is the A right the same with me what do I know I wouldn't even know what's supposed to be there All right, so No, all right, that's all your age that's dumb Now we got bees I'm rolling now. So now I know where every 20s. No, there not 26 letters. No, but you got to know your sharps and your flats.

Holy shit, Robin's like, can you play a J? Can you play an L? She thought there were 26. She's really stupid. But this... Brandon. I said, what good is knowing where all the notes are if you can't play a fucking song to save your life?

I know. I think he's doing this wrong. When I was younger, I used to teach guitar a little bit and I would always teach people like riffs they wanted to learn because I think that gets people more into it. Then you can go back and figure out where the notes are and the scales and right and all that kind of stuff. But you want to start with like feeling like you're accomplishing something like, hey, what's on you like? I'll show you how to play it. And then you learn how to play it. And then, you know, but this guy's sitting there memorizing where all the A's and the B's and the C's are the front board and this goes on. So then okay, where's your C? He's like proud of himself. He's showing Robin like look at I Know where every C is very good. Okay, what about becoming better already? Okay?

Where's all the D's where's the D's where's the D's? We get it he's going to every fucking note That guitars all right, where's the Seven I'm not doing the accidentals either so Yeah, there's gonna be seven F It's really going through every note Excuse me that was an F sharp Uh oh What about G? It's here for G

So, and then Okay sharps, here's a C sharp Let's go with C sharp And so on and so forth. And so now you go on and on and on. How many of these things are there? Well, you've got 12. You've got all this.

Sharps are flats as well. Like an A sharp is a B flat. So you gotta learn where all your sharps and all your flats are. Exactly, it's enough to blow your fucking mind So now I know every one of them I can do them at 40 beats per minute I know I I can look at a fretboard and tell you where every note is He's so proud of himself. This is like him coming home to his mom and being like, what did you learn today?

When you did your lesson, I know where all the A's are. Let me show you And now I also know the bees Let me show you. It's like yeah, that's great. That's great. I can tell you you figure that out back when I was listening to Stern Yeah, he was into chess. That was a nice thing and this This is actually more interesting than that that that was so painful every fucking day with the chest and I love chess I know you're a huge fan of chess I used to listen to all the chess talk that you would have and it was always just the airing of grievances and you know I go on this site and they give you this timer and then the sky I was playing it's

like hey if you don't enjoy it then stop exactly what are you doing that you never good enough you know he's lose and he never liked it. Why would he want to play the guitar if that's how he's going to play it? It sucks all the fun out of it. No, you have to learn where every note is on the fretboard and show to your co-host that you know where they all are and demonstrate that. I'm not going to teach you any songs until you get some calluses on those fingers. I like the fact that Robbo goes, so wait, how many notes are there? Do people not know any notes there? Maybe that's a

thing. I don't know. There's 12. Okay. So then Robin says, Okay, so what does that do for you? Knowing where all these notes are? Good question. Question. I still suck, but I still suck. Say what does that do for you? Nothing. Okay. So even Howard's just like, Yeah, I don't, but I still saw him say what does that do for you? Nothing Okay, so So even Howard's just like yeah I don't know I learned all this stuff is take me all this time to memorize it's not nothing for me

But I was gonna correct himself and explain why it has helped No, I'm being sarcastic actually it helps because when you start to play notes up here and someone says play a D You can play it up here. You know you could you could play play a D you can play it up here you know you could you could play it you could play it here maybe I'll play it here you know what I mean if someone if I'm reading sheet music I can play it in different positions up the neck okay he's reading sheet music I like the fact that he goes if someone tells you to play a D I play guitar for a long time every time someone tell me like play it that was what gonna... somebody might tell you to play a particular chord.

Or a key. Yeah, a D. What should I play here? Try a D. Oh, yeah, you're right. That's it. Cool. Thanks. Good song. So now he's talking about reading music. Talk about sucking the fun out of playing guitar. Listen to this. Like for example, if I play... What's all that gobbledygook on the sheet music? It tells you this D, right? Not always, not always. Unless you go with tablature, which is a whole other study, which I read music. I don't need the tab that much. Do you see how we've evolved from I'm a beginner. I don't know what I'm doing to now he's like puffing his chest out. I know where all the

notes are. I read sheet music. I don't need tablature, which is a whole nother study, right? Yeah, it's actually the opposite of that right so he is now like bragging About being really good at guitar and it started off with like humble Howard. I don't know what I'm doing I have all these nice guitars. I don't know what to do with them. Now he's showing off and Because he knows where every note is He can play stuff in different places different positions on the neck as it's been told You see what I'm saying now I'm suddenly up into the middle of it. So because I know where the notes are, I can effortlessly, not effortlessly, nothing is

effortlessly, but I can move that little musical thing around. Around. Now let me ask you something. Okay. Why are we talking about that? Because I've seen guys playing way up the neck. Yes. So maybe I want to start.

So maybe if since I know that's, what note does that start on? It starts on an A, right? So because I know where every note is, right? Yeah. There's an A, there's an A, maybe I'll start it here. Because this A is the same as that A.

What's he starting though? So I could maybe, you know. You know, I could do it here... Do you understand what I'm saying? I sort of understand what you're saying. I mean it's not... You know, I just realized something. I'm just realizing this now.

This is just like therapy. So when he talks to people, he's the therapist. Now he's telling Robin about his guitar and now he's the guitar teacher. Right. He sucks the fun and the reason why we live our lives. The reason we live our lives is not to dwell on our upbringing and be concerned about our parents and ask everyone else if they're concerned about their parents and their upbringing and What there's the baggage they're still carrying around with them it's about living free and enjoying your life and music is about playing music that you enjoy and

Listen, what am I one of the best guitarist? I know Bill Kelleher knows nothing about music theory doesn't give a fuck Couldn't be bothered with it. He writes amazing revs that people love and is phenomenal. So Howard finds a way to be miserable and everything. Even play guitar. Something that's fun for everyone who does it. Even at a party with people. He found a way to be miserable. But he's literally like in the middle of his lesson. Like, and then, and then I learned this Robin, and then I can play it Robin and then I can play it here and Then I can play it here, and this isn't a video. I assume he's moving his hand in different positions. I don't care Fred's just hitting a drop It's like he's doing a talent show

What did you learn over the break Robin? I yodel now. All right, let's go So I have one more clip out here and so he's very excited He's playing cashmere by Led Zeppelin and he's showing this off to Robin here Brown and you know in that part he goes You know that part? Oh yeah, I know all of that stuff. You know that part? Anyway, Jimmy, that's why Jimmy Page is a genius. Yeah, because he can write a riff and play it correctly

He brings Fred and after this conversation and he's talking to Fred about this stuff and he's like Fred Do you know where every note is on the fretboard like I do? It's like I mean, yeah kind of It's not the way I look at the fretboard But yeah, I guess I figure it out and then he goes by the way Howard Cashmere is in three four time that's why it doesn't sound right it was kind of funny that finally Fred was gonna sit there be like so annoyed with watching Howard play the guitar all this time just like you're fucking doing it wrong you idiot that's why it doesn't sound right you moron told you not to be

stupid you moron so that's what Howard's up to on his show. Thanks, Vinny, for giving me a heads up on that. The opposite of fun over there in the Howard Stern show. And you can sign up on SiriusXM and listen. Yeah, people are still listening to that, huh? I don't think so. Well, remember, we played this recently on WTP, where Howard was complaining about podcasters and these people having a larger reach than him or a large reach and having these interesting conversations. And in the same breath, he goes, and I'm not paying attention to the news anymore. I'm not going to know what's going on or anything. So

what are you gonna do just like teach us where the A's are on a frontboard? Look at that. Is that what we're doing? Holy shit. You might want to figure out what's going on in the news or interview someone interesting because that sucks. Just wait till he discovers drop detuning. Oh, he was talking about.

So Kashmir's in a weird tuning and he was talking about that. It's like, Rob, I don't want to mess up my tuning but uh if I did I could show you yes speaking of things that suck I want to give a shout out to Stuttering Sex Pest on YouTube. Everyone should go subscribe to that channel. He's the one who compiled every Stuttering John segment we've ever done and put together all these different YouTube videos just of that. And it might be 100 hours. I don't even know.

It's a lot. Well, he just started doing Opie and he just released Opie radio part two, it is 12 hours of Opie segments after nine and a half hours in part one of just the old Opie segments. You can go back and re listen to all the stuff that we've talked about over the years with Opie doing his podcast. And it's interesting to put that in perspective because Opie is now revising history. He has decided with this feud that's been cropping up with Anthony, his former co-host on the Opie and Anthony show, he's decided that he's going to determine that his career slide is not as bad as Anthony's, but he doesn't admit something here that's interesting.

Oh my God. You know, people look at me as like, uh, quite the drop, quite the drop in, in a career. And, uh, you know, it's, it's kind of undeniable. My fall from grace has been pretty dramatic. I would be the first to admit that. Okay. But I think the biggest drop in radio history has to be Anthony Cunha, it has to be. The guy had all the talent in the world, the guy had an insanely good sense of humor, he was respected by every single comedian worldwide.

He had Joe Rogan eating out of the palm of his hand. And without me, without Jimmy, he could have easily been a massively huge success outside the Opie and Anthony show. And he threw it all away to stay up all night drinking and yelling and screaming about race. Let's just call them race issues in America. So this is interesting. Opie is saying, have I had a fall from grace?

Obviously. Good. Good start. We're at a good start here, Opie. Very good. But who's the biggest fall from grace in radio history? Anthony Cumia. Okay. who's the biggest fall from grace in radio history? Anthony Kumia. Okay, I'm not following quite. Because Anthony, when he

was fired from Syria, started his own company, Compound Media, lasted for 10 years. And then after 10 years of Compound Media, he actually merged with Gavin McGuiness's company. And so now they have a company together they own 50 50 and he's still doing it. He's still doing four shows a week. You see him crop up on a lot of other people's podcasts. And if you want to see this is his current company right here. This is compound censored and you can see all the shows they have and all the stuff

that's going on. People can subscribe to this and become a member. It looks like a lot. Sounds like he's doing well. It's very different than Opie's world. He's actually partnered with people and he's doing all of these shows. But is Anthony going into bodegas and buying envelopes? Definitely not. Oh, okay. He has people for that. Opie is trying to all of a sudden build up this, but Anthony was better than me thing,

which I don't know that I've ever heard that before. Yeah, that was new too. Right. So now it's just like, well, yeah, is Anthony doing more than me, but he was so much better than me. Like, oh, okay. He would have been great even outside the ONA universe. Right, right, so this is all new to us. But still, it's the biggest fall from Grace. No one likes him anymore. And I'll just show you this. This is Anthony's latest stream.

So that's behind a paywall, censored.tv there. But if you wanna look at his latest YouTube video that he put up. So this is from 10 days ago. It has 81,000 views and it's about six hours long. Now the last hour or so he's playing a video game, but for a good five hours or four hours he's just there talking about the news, chatting with the chat, getting people to donate to the show, all the things that Opie cannot do. He had thousands of live viewers while he was doing it without a schedule, kind of unannounced, and yet here he has all these people watching his

show. It's almost like he's doing very, very well compared to Opie, and yet Opie's trying to say that somehow he's had the larger fall, which is crazy. And so this is OP talking about how he wanted to leave Anthony alone, but there's a thing that triggered him. And we talked about this recently on WATP. You know, I was actually leaving him alone.

And then someone sent me a video where him and Kevin Brennan, I guess, text each other. They talk about people they don't like, and one of them is Opie. Opie. And then he attacks a YouTube channel that has nothing to do with Opie and Anthony. So this is all it took for Opie to lose his mind,

because they were talking about how him and Kevin Brennan text each other from time to time about people they don't like, and they brought up Oi and stuttering John which shows that I've been out of something for a while, but That's all that opi had to hear and it's just like this guy's just piling on me won't stop What why because I started a channel well? Yeah, he was clowning your channel was definitely goofable for sure But absolutely opi is now like this victim here these people are texting about me behind my back. Why won't they just leave me alone?

Well, they are. They're texting behind your back. Yes, correct. That's the definition of it. But he found out about it. He's very upset. So this very much upsets Opie. And then Kevin Brennan is sniping him.

And Opie becomes aware of this. This is fun. Kevin Brennan is sniping. Hey,pie becomes aware of this. This is fun. Kevin Brennan is sniping. Hey, Kevin, you're a piece of garbage. You're literally a piece of garbage. Sucking up to Anthony. What'd I do? How am I sucking up to Anthony?

I was on a show once or vice versa. Sucking up to Anthony, come on. See, this is a thing where like, Opie doesn't have friends. If you think that like texting with someone about someone you know, you know, mutual acquaintance, you both had a falling out with, is sucking up to someone, that's not what that is at all. Get some help. Yes, normal communication between people.

Come on, man. When you guys text each other, oh, you text each other. We don't! We don't. We don't. He barely texts me. Barely. Maybe happy holidays, happy Hanukkah. Very rarely.

I can count how many times Anthony texts me in the last year. I bet it's less than 10 times in the last year. Oh, you text each other and make fun of him, do you? You're garbage. There was literally and Bigfoot Ope, do you? You're garbage. There was one, literally one text about Ope because I was talking about how Ope did something and Kumi had texted me, he's like, yeah, you're 100% on point with Ope. But he acts like we text a lot about him. We don't. We don't. We never text. And that's a fact. I'll read the whole text exchange from the last 12 months.

And he will. We'll get into that. But Kevin and Anthony have not had a good relationship. Kevin used to work for Anthony on Compound. They had a big falling out. There's a big fight with Gino and everything. Recently, Anthony went on Kevin's show. But up until that point, they did not get along and Kevin would go after Anthony all the time. So they text each other very rarely, which we're going to find out. And all it took was OP hearing that there was one time the text was about him. And now Kevin's garbage and he keeps going after him. He's such a victim. And Patrick Melton is the one who really made me aware of this.

These people that we go after are in their feelings so much. They're so emotional about it. They think they're being attacked. It's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no It's not an attack. No, we're just laughing at you. I think what it all boils down to is these locales know they suck Yes, it's the insecurity Yeah, we talked about it last time you got an invite from Chrissy Meyer to promote his new channel case in point and immediately Insulted her publicly on Twitter Believe that it was a boring af. I couldn't believe it was a genuine invite. He could have said no, thanks He could have said sure it thanks. He could have said sure

It could have said what do you come on my channel instead? He said I've been hurt so many times. Yeah, he knows he sucks F in garbage You literally stand for nothing That's such a big thing too. You stand for nothing. What is Kevin Brennan supposed to stand for what is any? YouTuber podcasters supposed to stand for what is O You stand for nothing. What is Kevin Brennan supposed to stand for? What does any YouTuber podcasters supposed to stand for? What is Opie stand for? Yeah, well, I'm watching him wander aimlessly through. So he's at like a BMW dealership doing a show.

Why are you doing that? Pitching about people. You know, what's funny about that is that when you walk into a dealership, salespeople are like, whoa, they see Oprah, they're like, ah, yeah. Hi, Mr. Hughes. Just make sure it doesn't pee on anything and let him get out of here.

Garbage. You literally stand for nothing. That's what Gino said about me. If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything, right? You literally have a problem with everybody and then you don't have a problem with everybody. You're pure garbage. At least we have a title. Pure garbage. Pure garbage. That's me. You got it. pure garbage. That's me. You got it. That sports car was 165,000. Ah, yeah, I made that last year. Oh, be just YouTube alone. I don't even need Patreon for that YouTube alone. Holy crap.

January 1 2024. January 1 2024. Okay, so he's going through his text now that he had and Kevin's another one of these guys who can't help but brag about how much money he makes when he doesn't make that much money. It's all about the money. Like he's in show business. He's like, I made $165,000 last year. It's like, okay, how much did your brother make? 10X, 20X? Like you're in show business. He should be making decent money and also if a car costs 165 And that's how much you made in a year. You can't afford that car. That's not how that works so

Calm down over there Kevin. So now he's gonna go through all of his texts with Anthony Covey. This is fun It's 12 or 6 a.m. He's text me. Happy New Year I texted something him back About carl and his wife He's texted back you're so mean So should I be outraged right now? What he's texting about me over there my wife. What the fuck? All this behind your back carl. I'm having back. I didn't even know emergency episode All this behind your back. I don't even know emergency episode

I mean, honestly, this is the way Opie is reacting to this new. Yes still reacting. Yes Then I text another thing of him and Carl's wife Where she's wearing the shorts at the event and call me it's in the picture. I guess that was in Orlando. I said mean things, mean things. Then the next text. What mean things though? I want to know. He said them on his show before, Brandon.

We can probably figure it out. He's not a fan of me or my wife it turns out uh let me scrub ahead a little bit because then he waste some time let's get into these these text messages oh he's talking about um yeah ray talking ray de vito talking about opi he's a hall of famer and then i said to ray shut the f up Ray. And then Komiya said he was laughing his balls off at that. And then we texted a couple of things about OP and that was it. And then, so one, two, three texts about OP.

That was the only thing. September 17th, that was the only exchange about OP. He sent three texts and I sent three back. Then Monday, September 30th, I said, what's your email? Um, that was when he lost his, uh, internet cause of the, so I basically said, come and do my show. And he's like, I read, he goes, I don't want to do it. Uh, so, so then I, So then I was on November 12th. I think he tweeted something about Sarah Silverman,

what you call me, a white nationalist, and I said something about her, and then I said, thanks for help me out. And then Happy Thanksgiving on Thanksgiving. And then Christmas. So it's literally a holiday, and we have one exchange about OP. That's it. I mean, that's it. I mean, I go to court. It's like, it's just, okay. Then someone sent me a video where him and Kevin Brennan, I guess,

texts each other. They, you know, they, uh, they talk about people they don't like and one of them is OP. We had one exchange One exchange about Opie one exchange about Sarah Silverman He's so sensitive this Opie This this really triggered him. He talked about it on multiple shows now Do you think it would hurt less if he said they said this stuff on like a show instead of just being through a text message? Well, that's a good point too because, the only reason why I came up is

because Ray DeVito said something nice about OP that Kevin shut down immediately. That's what Kevin does to Ray DeVito. And so and he's just like, nice, you know, that's all it was. Like, do you want him to be trashing you on the show? I mean, that happens. He can. Sure. And if they were complimenting him, he wouldn't believe it anyway. So right. You can't win or would we? You can't win with this guy. So this is interesting to hear him play the victim

immediately after sort of admitting that Anthony was better than him. Oh, it gets more than sort of check this out. Lucy, where it turns out that Anthony was destined to be a huge star. Don't forget Anthony could have been a giant, a giant in the broadcast industry outside the Opie and Anthony show and he failed miserably. His company failed miserably as well. So this is just revisionist history right here. First off, Opie a few years ago would never have said that Anthony should have been a giant in broadcasting. He hated the guy and now he's saying his company failed miserably. How can you say that about a company that lasted for 10 years and then merged and is still going? I don't understand

what he means by that. Like Opie has failed. Yeah, he still owns it, right? Yeah. He's still a half owner. That's why you merged. Opie has failed. Yeah, he still owns it, right? Yeah, he's still a half owner. That's why you merged. Opie has failed miserably. Like, those are the right words to use to talk about Opie's career. He went from getting fired for taking a photo of a coworker shitting, to getting picked up by Westwood One in the worst hire of Westwood One's history,

was a podcaster for nine months there, and has been flailing ever since. This is this is what he's been doing ever since then. And so a chatter comes on, not a super chatter, it's a free chatter and opi reads this to his credit. You're not honest. You're a spineless hack who's too stubborn, too fade into irrelevance even though you've been there for years. Ryan, what are you talking about? I'm not, I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to tell people, people what level

this is. This is, this is all I know been doing this a really long time. What am I not being honest about? I'll explain it to you, Opie. You're not being honest about the fact that Anthony has failed worse than you since leaving serious. It's not true. It's not even close to true. It is the opposite of true. You're not being honest with yourself, which might be the problem. You're not coming to grips with how much of a miserable failure you are. And you're also trying

to exaggerate that Anthony has nothing going on when he's made millions of dollars since leaving serious. That seems pretty good to me. Oh, he's made a few nickels. Andlee's made millions of dollars and he's trying to say that Atlee's failed more miserably. That's why people recognize you're not being honest. That's why a chatter will say that. Come on, man. Like this is a supporter too. This is the guy who's watching. It's like, Opie, I get it. But can we be honest about this? This is not what's really going on. And so he goes on to say some wild shit here. You know, when I talk about Anthony blowing it, and throwing

it all away, when he could have probably been where Joe Rogan is, I also got to acknowledge that we threw it away as a radio show. Opie has no idea what Joe Rogan is. He proves it every time he brings him up. He could have been as big as Joe Rogan. You have no understanding of why Joe Rogan is as big as he is. The appeal of Joe Rogan is what sets him apart from other podcasters. Anthony's not Joe Rogan. They're very different people. Anthony has his thing

that he's good at. Joe Rogan has his thing that he's good at. Joe Rogan's not funny. Joe Rogan brings on very interesting guests and has great conversations with them. From all walks of life, from entertainment to conservationists to scientists to politicians to you name it. People are at the top of their field and Joe Rogan can sit there and talk to them about their field and get an interesting conversation. Usually, not all the time. Don't get me wrong. There's some snooze fest going on as well. But that's why Joe Rogan's popular. And he's never been that guy. And he's hilarious.

He's the best when there's someone else running the show and he can just sit there firing off jokes and, and doing what he does. I was actually, yesterday I was going back and listening to some old jock tobers. And that was bringing me back. It's just, it's so fun hearing Anthony and Jim Norton goof on these radio shows. That's them at their best. It's not Joe Rogan. And so now Opie has built this thing and do the reason why Anthony has failed is because Joe Rogan's here and he isn't well, guess who else is not where Joe Rogan is. Every other podcaster

in the world, you asshole. What a fucking weird thing to be like, well, he's not Joe Rogan. So we obviously failed. Okay. Is that where we're holding Anthony now? Is that the company he should be in? That's what you're saying? It's not honest. He's not being honest with himself.

I don't think he even realizes how stupid that is. Because again, he said once if you tried, he'd be bigger than Joe Rogan or as big as Joe Rogan. Opie said that. Opie has no interest in anything. Joe Rogan's guilty of being interested in too many things. He'll have a conversation with like Adam Curry from No Agenda Who I Love, and he'll start talking about MMA. Adam Curry doesn't know anything about MMA, but Joe's very passionate about it. So it gets brought up quite a bit You know, and so that's the only thing he's guilty of is be caring about too many things Where's open ended nothing? He can't have a compelling conversation with someone. Yeah, but who goes to gab hearts the most He can't even talk about beer. This is

This show recently So he finally started up a new show that was about drinking beer with his body at Gabbards. And he doesn't even know anything about beer. He doesn't want to know. He doesn't even care. He's just like, oh, it tastes like pineapples. Good stuff. Yeah, his take was like, that's pretty good. I'm gonna drink it out of a shoe now. Oh, god, drinking the beer out of the shoe. So outrageous. So shocking. So B Dabler is catching this live, our buddy Al Harible, and he's chatting with OB. Speaking of working for pennies, you have a $2 super sticker. Ooh, thank you B Dabler Network. B Dabler, I thought, I don't know, I thought you, I'm gonna be

honest with you, B Dabler, I thought we were cool. I thought we were cool. I've seen your stuff here and there, I thought you were cool. Are we cool or are we not cool? Not saying we have to be friends, not saying you have to be a huge supporter of mine, I just want to know, are we cool? Opie doesn't even know that B Dabler used to go on his show regularly. He is so out of it. He doesn't realize and I watched Tukey react to this or maybe it was El Haribla recently, react to this. And I know we talked about in the show, but just to remind you, Opie does a show very early in the morning on the East Coast. And he would have Cardiff Electric on and then Cardiff would bring in his

buddies. So then Cornediff was on and then Cordiff, which was another character that Al Hariblay had. But eventually Tukey got on the show and it was Tukey and Cornediff and Cardiff all with Opie. And it would be Fridays. That was Opie's Friday show and it was fun. He's dancing with puppets and everyone was having a good time. But our buddy, El Rebue, Tukey, lives in Colorado, so he'd have to get up like 3 30 a.m.

to get ready for this link to go on Opie's show. And Opie wouldn't tell them whether he was going to send them the link or not, he just would stop sending the link. And they had to guess whether they're gonna send the link or not. It was a total dick move by OPI just expecting them to be like, well, they need me more than I need them. They don't. They're, they're doing way better than you in broadcasting. Now, by the way, you can see them at Hackamania, hackamania.com. Use the promo code

W ATP for 10% off your tickets. So, Opie's big timing these people and I appreciate El Harible giving it to them. Your tweet has 106 likes. Anthony's reply to that tweet has 5,000 likes. Explain, go. No, I don't compete with Anthony. I admitted like, after Opie and Anthony, I took a giant step away from the whole business in general. I found my own lane that makes sense for me. He's the guy that's trying to be massively successful to this day. And like I said earlier, man, he had it all. He had it all.

All he had to do was tamp down the racist crap. You know, I, I will easily admit to you that Anthony was, was, was the funniest guy I've met in my life. Was. This is interesting. What Opie is doing now is he's complimenting Anthony in order to insult him. Oh my gosh. Anthony is still trying to be super successful. That really stuck out. But he is successful though. Yes. But he's trying to be even more successful, he's not.

Okay. And I'm not trying. And I'm not trying at all, that's why I have 106 likes, he has 5,000. It's like, yeah, but you're OPing Anthony. You came from the exact same shell. You have failed miserably, you're still doing this. It's not like you want to be a bus driver. It's hard not to compare the exact same shell. You have failed miserably. You're still doing this. It's not like he went to be a bus driver. It's hard not to compare the two of you. Yes.

If he was David Lee Roth and he was an EMT in New York City, now you'd be like, cool. He's doing something else. Good for him. He went to Japan, learned Taekwondo like neat. Yeah. But somebody's doing, he's still broadcasting every morning. We're trying to. So thank, props to Ella Relay for pointing that out. And then this is my last clip on here. He's still broadcasting every morning or trying to. So thank you to Ella Relay for pointing that out. And then this is my last clip out here. He's such an asshole. Oh, B Dabler. There's no way waking up at 5 a.m.

to 30 people makes you happy. Tell us how that joke won't let you leave NYC. Tell us how that joke won't let you leave NYC. I don't know. B Dabler. I thought we were friends. All right, let me get rid of the beat dabbler. Bye. Be dabbler. I thought we were friends. First of all, I don't know. I mean, I can take a picture. I did my, it says 719 people.

It's that what we're arguing about. Okay. Let's see. let's see what he says. So my livestream right now, right now as I speak, I got 719 people. That is Twitter, YouTube, and Facebook, and I literally get like two people on Twitch too. I think it's up to two people. I got two followers on Twitch.

So that's what I hate about all this is the dishonesty. What is my number on YouTube really Ben? Yes. Yes it is and just so you know and I'm talking to other content creators, maybe you guys can vouch for me here, Twitter numbers are bullshit. If anyone scrolls through and sees your name, it counts as a viewer, the viewers never go away. Whatever their method is, it's a lie. It's wrong. Those numbers are not real at all.

And I remember when Elon took over and they started like really encouraging people to use the platform for streaming video and people got really excited. Like, holy shit, Twitter is the place to stream. I'm getting all these people. And then it's like, oh, but there's no engagement. And no one actually says that they've seen the show.

And it's all fake. So the fact that Opie goes from, yeah, you're getting up at 5 AM for 30 people. And Opie's going, no, there's 700. Even if that's the case, which it's not. Weird argument. I'm not even trying to have 700 people. Yeah, it shows it shows you're not even trying That's for sure. I have to address this thing with steel tow. It's can you guys hang with me?

Sure, Lucy house booger doing he sees a little noisy right now He's okay. I had a feeling okay. He's fine. I thought I could tell you were a little preoccupied. He's doing this thing right now where he's being a baby and suckling on my finger. So this is an awkward thing that's happening. I'll be the judge of that. Yeah. Sorry if you can hear it. Or you're welcome.

Look at us growing up before our very eyes. Alright, we have to get into those. Please, please, please guys, stream labs, PayPal, Super Chats, Rumble Rants, FEDMO, maybe you know what, maybe we don't deserve it. Props to Stalin19 for pulling this clip because Aaron is losing the plot, as I put on my most recent thumbnail about Aaron Imholt and the more he talks the more disingenuous he gets I think the more detached from reality he gets and the more he's going to push people away from him. You know why I can't get into Dabbleverse stuff? Why?

Because all the people there are no fun. Like everyone's like playing for keeps. It's I think Merche to his credit came up with a good phrase, boomer blood sports. It's a bunch of boomers who take the internet too seriously. They think this is like Battle Dome. And it's just when you watch it from the outside, I've said this many times, it's embarrassing. But you watch these people like on Twitter like I Saw the guy that became a potato. I remember the last time I checked up on him Like the potato guy was just you know being silly gimmick. Yeah being silly doing a gimmick Now he's like invested and he's gonna I'm gonna take people down and Chad's going down and I'm gonna do that It's like the potato got all angry and boomery and like this is a war now. So the problem with miss

Categorizing people like he's doing now with Cardiff electric is that people are going to see this and go That's not true. I see Cardiff. I see him on Twitter. I watch his show. I see him on with Ella Reblay and That's not true at all. He's still the fun-loving potato potato He's always been and either Aaron's misinterpreting what's going on. I don't think that's the case either I think Aaron is smarter than He lets on somehow because he sounds like a fucking idiot when he talks about how like no one's having fun the devil versus I'll just try to crush each other and ruin each other Did I challenge someone to a boxing match producer Chris? No, I want to fight five people Who make fun of me when Kevin Brennan? We were just playing the clip

He says that he was making fun of me and my wife to Anthony over text messages Did I challenge him to a box? I believe you're laughing about it. I this this guy's insane. He's projecting all of this He's like this devil versus people are taking all this way too. Seriously. Even the potato is Potato play it clip. When it comes to gaslighting, this guy sucks. I know it's not working. I'm sorry, Lucy. Aaron is just the biggest sad sack that has ever existed in the sad sack universe. So he has to be able to say, even the potato is going crazy.

Like that's the only possible response. You have to be paying closer attention. If you're not, then don't report on it. If he thinks that this is what's going on, then he's an idiot. And if he's making it up, then he's an asshole. And it's not good for his long-term audience retention. Which makes him an idiot.

Which makes him an idiot. Because if you wanna have your audience, he's trying to gaslight his audience and be like, by the way, all of these shows make fun of me, they're all assholes. Every single one of these fun loving people are taking it too seriously. Every single one of them are assholes. That show they're doing in Vegas that I wanted to come to to fight them, even though I was invited to come on and be a part of it and they were going to pay me and put me up in

order to come on and just be a part of a comedy show. And I said, no, I'm going to fight you instead. And then that turned into he couldn't fight us in Vegas and now he wants us to to come on and just be a part of a comedy show, and I said, no, I'm gonna fight you instead. And then that turned into he couldn't fight us in Vegas, and now he wants us to come to him and fight him, as if any of us wanted to fight him in the first place. And even that event, I'm sure, would be fucking hilarious. Correct, we would make that fun. Because yeah, Tukey kept saying he wanted to fight him

with the Tukey puppet on. How else are you gonna do it, yeah? Yeah. Just punching with one hand. He's like I think I can still beat you. Which is very fun. I like rockin. So anyway this is not a good way to maintain an audience if you whine to them all the time about everything and things that are like very easy to find. Like the clip shows pull all of these things and we could see that no one's taking this seriously Everyone's having fun with it Jesus who starched his shorts. Yeah, I mean every you know all but that he's kind of a microcosm of that double verse Everybody just goes way too hard and they think it makes them look good when you're like you understand everyone from the outside world looks at you

And goes bro go outside for a minute Like just step away from the computer take a breath like go to a batting cage most of you probably need like a flower garden And what do people say when they look at you Aaron? Yeah, who's on the internet more than Aaron Ibbolt? He's talking to himself man. He is talking to himself. He needs to get out there more. He literally podcasts twice a day, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, and then Thursday morning. And when I say twice a day,

four and a half, five hours, and then two to two and a half hours later. And then another four and a half hours, five hours on Thursday morning, and then Friday morning, the same thing, and then Sunday, he does a members only. But it's all lighthearted, right? He's broadcasting on internet more than I'm on the internet. And he's trying to say like all these other people, they're on the internet too much. Okay. There's evidence to the contrary. You know, if you live in

a warm climate, Sam show says we have the sector, the dabble verse is just so ridiculous. Yeah. The sector is more like what internet beef and shit should be. It's just silliness. The sector is just a lot of nonsense and fun and wackiness. Like he literally sat on his show the other day. So he challenged all of us to a boxing match. And in order for us to box him, we have to get this insurance through USA boxing or something like that. It's like $90. And I know that a two key was very much like, I It's like $90. And I know that Tukey was very much like I got 90 bucks. No problem. I'll definitely make this happen

so he's the one who Challenged us to this thing and we have to get this insurance And he hasn't nailed down a gym or a time or anything. It seemed like an outrageous Threat in the first place or challenge I should threat in the first place or challenge. I should say in the first place that he's gonna box five of us and three minute rounds of three rounds each and Then he comes out his show a couple days later. He goes none of them even gotten the insurance yet So I guess they're not taking this seriously as if we're like bitching out because we didn't run and give 90 bucks to a thing that would just

Take our money. We'd never use ever again. I don't want to be a part of USA boxing. I have no reason to be. I saw Merch talk about this too. He's just like, Aaron, and I give Merch a lot of credit. He's just like, people want to punch you in the face. You're making this way less fun than it needs to be. Like, we don't get insurance involved. We have to get gyms involved. They just want to punch you in the face. punch you in the face. A dunk tank would do. He's willing to eat butter and eat dog food, but he won't let somebody punch him in the face. Pay him 90 bucks, punch him in the face. Yeah, he's completely lost the thread on what all of this is. The worst case scenario from the Ethan Ralph thing is that Dick Masterson throws a little shit back at him.

You know? Yeah. But I mean, again, it's really... okay. So let me explain this real quick. I'm going to do my best because there's a lot going on with Ethan Ralph and Milo, Unapolis and Dick Masterson because Milo and Ethan wanted to do a thing with Dick and Dick said, no. And so they went on Jesse PS and they were talking shit about Dick Masterson about it

and you see that Aaron sees all this and he goes you know Dick Masterson's the guy who gets it he's just gonna like give some shit to Ethan Ralph and just be done with it he's not gonna take it so seriously like the devil verse does. I went to the Dick show this week and let me explain how Dick handled this. He's literally concerned about his friend Ethan Ralph for having a drug problem and a drinking problem. Ethan Ralph has two young children and Dick came on, which is not normal for him, but he said, Ethan, you need to get help. You need to go into a program. You need to get a sponsor because what you're doing to these children of yours, you're giving them daddy issues. They'll never get over. It's very detrimental. Once you have children, you can't behave in this way anymore. You need to get better. And he got real serious about it. And literally like he's detached himself

from Ethan Ralph, because he refuses to get better. And Aaron, the brainiac who's figured all this out comes out and goes, you're like, Dick and Ralph are having this thing, but he's probably just going to be like, whatever and just move on. Just the opposite. Wrong again. Somehow he's wrong every time, which is hard to do, to be honest with you. So that's the whole thing that's going on. My old Unapolis called Dick gay, which Dick is like, you know, for us straight guys, we've been doing that to each other since we were in like middle school, you don't realize that that's like ball busting 101. Like, Milo's gay. were in like middle school you don't realize that that's like ball-busting 101 like

Milo's gay so it's you know he thinks that's like a insult oh I called you gay and she's like yeah been called gay before yeah I've been called gay before you know that would gargling come over there but okay and Milo's defense I think he's straight now or whatever who knows what's going on straight now or whatever. Who knows what's going on. One more clip from Aaron here. Jesse PS. He walks around. You can't get to Jesse. It's kind of like me. You can't get to me. We just have fun with it. You write something like you fat piece of shit. We're like, hey, now you silly goose. You're not going to. Someone writes something mean to us and and we go we thank you so much for being a fan They go i'm not a fan of yours and you just want to look at them and go Sweetheart i'm doing this to you on purpose Like i'm f***ing with you relax

Does erin really think that's what's happening here? Aaron talks about his haters on every single episode And talks about what a piece of shit Patrick Melton is and all these people and he wants to fight us and all this shit. And now he's pretending like he's easygoing and nothing gets to him. And he isn't thin skinned. It's all lighthearted fun, Carl. It's the opposite of that with them. Like if you watch an

episode of This Little Piggy, it's usually me and Patrick Melton from Nobody Likes Onions and Tukey from Tukey Soup and that Kiwi guy. And we have a very fun time for two hours. We talk about what Aaron said during the week. We laugh about it. People said, you know, super chats and super tips that laugh about it. It's a very jovial time. Never once do we get on there and we're like, Oh my gosh, can you believe what he's trying to do now? And you know, he's the fucking haters and we don't even care about that. Go to your little discord and have your little conversations. You losers

touch grass. Like it's, we never talk about any of those things like he does, but we're the ones who are seething. Taking things too seriously. Taking things way too seriously. I know we're running late. I have a very short segment on this. Let's get it. All right. Couple updates on Stuttering John. First one is, of course, we did point dabble point on Monday over on Chewie's channel and we had a very special guest, Joey C.

No, I'm just kidding. We had a very special guest, Clearwater Chad. Clearwater Chad, of course, does a stuttering John impression and also was on John's last show. He's been on the show a couple of times. And so John, we thought would feel betrayed by Clearwater Chad coming on, even though Clearwater Chad didn't say anything bad about John. I don't think the guy can say bad, anything bad about anyone. I don't think so either.

I was trying to fuck with him and he wouldn't say anything it's been nice to me beforehand and ever since but he forwarded me an email that he got from John after this in the email subject line is you fucking traitor oh And the body is fuck off. Apparently he got a DM too. That was a similar kind of thing. Similar. Yeah. So John is not happy with our buddy, uh, clear water Chad. I had the emails that were sent that got John canceled from the charity show that the Cape

Coral police were putting on. I'm wondering if it's worth it to read these or not. They're pretty long. So this guy wrote in as Carl Hamburger. Hamburger Carl9 at Gmail. To whom it may concern, the CCPD has engaged Stuttering John to host your January 11th comedy show. I urge you to dismiss

Melendez from his engagement as he is not the kind of person you want to have associated with your organization. I will elaborate. Melendez often has taken public positions supporting the defunding of police and calling veterans losers who shouldn't be police. He was talking about CCPD officer who gave him a ticket on his podcast for the last few months on almost a daily basis. One that says made threats of physical violence about podcasters and comedians. He continuously threatens to show up at people's residences to beat the shit out of them. It's horrible podcast. Well, what does brags about being associated with the 1% outlaw

motorcycle club at the Lee County area specifically the pagans MC and brags that he can procure cocaine from them. He also constantly makes threats that they will commit violence on his behalf. John is admitted to narcotics trafficking on his podcast. He only brags about mailing himself cocaine to escape coral residents, mailing THC product to his friend in Nebraska where it's illegal. John is a terrible drunk. It appears on the internet stream drunk as a skunk on a daily basis and also uses it admits to THC edibles that are not legal in Florida. It goes on and on and on and on. Why would you write that? It's very tattletale. I don't like this at all. Why did I write this? I didn't write this. I would never write something

like this. This person was fired up about getting him fired. Yeah, that's a passionate email. Like why would you go to that kind of length? Right. It's really weird. He refers to women as run sperm receptacles, whores, just what they're not maybe you could think of. Oh, interesting. He goes out and out and out. He goes in short, he is a menace, a sex pass, and a criminal. You employ him at your own peril. Thank you. Okay. So the response from the police officer. Carl. Not me. I appreciate the information. I want to

clarify a few things. John is not being paid and will not be doing stand up. He offered to bring the comedians up on stage and talk about the silent auction. This is an event for adults to raise money to help at risk youth play sports and build positive relationships with youth. We need the money to help run the program. Everything we raise goes to the program. Why don't know everything john does in his personal life, I can assure you, he will not leave the parking lot impaired from this charity event. If you have any questions, or would like to give a sworn written statement

about a crime has occurred, please call me at my number below. So the cops even just like buddy, you're really fired up about this. It's not a big deal. He's just going to stand on stage for five minutes, bring up the comic, tell people there's a silent auction. That's, that's about it. So he writes back, do yourself a favor in 86. As I said, he has a recent public history of criminality and this goes on and on and on and on and on and on more of that stuff. So then the response to that email, we are pulling him out. We don't want

to deal with this. This is too important to the kids we serve than to deal with this. The profanity, angry calls to the elderly woman selling tickets need to stop. Let your people know he is no longer hosting this event. So while the cop on the call or whoever was on the call with Vince that he aired, said that this is all Carl's fault. It seems to me that people were calling the phone number that was on the flyer and swearing at the poor lady who's trying to sell tickets to a charity event.

Shame on you, developers. This is not who we are. Do not try to get people's gigs canceled and don't yell at innocent people. I've nothing to do with any of this. What the fuck? As much as I would like to hear those calls, I am ashamed of you people. Yes. If you recorded that, we'll play that but analyze it.

I laugh. That's that is pretty ridiculous. Honestly. So, don't get anyone's gigs canceled. Let people do what they want. It's more fun that way. Have you guys seen the latest cameo that John did? I haven't. Lucy? No, I haven't seen it yet. You're gonna love this. Oh boy. Yeah. John's still churning out those cameos as we reported on Pointdabblepoint he was at $50 mm-hmm, then he was at $40 now He's at $100 discounted 60% to $40. That's what it says on his cameo page. It's a 60% discount

You'd be crazy to buy this. Yeah. What a deal. Unbelievable. Alright, so this is uh, this is his latest cameo that came over. Yes. Hey, Paul. This is the world's famous stuttering John Melendez just getting out of the gym. Gotta pump the eye and you see, you know, you gotta keep this **** going going so far. It's his podcast all right. What else you got? Especially if I'm forced to kick some ass Anyway, I want to wish you a Happy

Yeah, he could not shave his face to save his life But it is fun to I have so many questions right now about this particular cameo. First of all, do we know what the prompt was for this cameo? I'm always interested in the prompt. So like, Paul sends a message, pays for a cameo. It's Paul's 8th birthday. It's his 5th year anniversary. We're going to find out it's his 5 fifth year anniversary. Oh. Okay. It's his fifth year, we're going to find out it's his fifth year anniversary. Okay, then my next question is, is he sitting in a passenger seat of a car?

Is that what's happening? No, it's being mirrored. He is in the driver's seat. It is mirrored, okay. Yes. Alright. And then I don't have a third question, just gross. Why he chooses to do these when he gets out of the gym and he's sweaty and he sits in his car and does this I have no idea because he lives in it

I want to know the prompt because I'm like did Paul tell him to do it right after he gets out of the gym No, so he sounded extra tough. No one tells him to do this. I gotta be honest. I'm trying to think I've ever been sweaty in my car I don't think I'm getting my car if I was that sweaty. I don't know I gotta think about. I'm trying to think I've ever been sweaty in my car. I don't think I would get in my car If I was that sweaty, I don't know. I gotta think about that. It's weird You know what I mean? It's just a weird place to be Stinking up your fucking interior Be five-year wedding anniversary. Holy shit. Okay. Yeah, so there there's the the prop right there nice anyway, anyway, I want to wish you a

Happy five-year wedding anniversary. Holy shit! Five years! That's amazing! Two great years! You know, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Pretty good stuff guys, get it? So three of them weren't great cuz weddings marriages that's amazing two great years they knew it wasn't gonna work as soon as she picked little miss can't be wrong as her wedding song it did work they're celebrating their fifth anniversary anniversary is he looking at his notes little miss can't be wrong is a song about a woman you wouldn't want to marry anyway anyway she wanted me to tell you how much she loved you in fact she told me that she's gonna give you a blowjob then lick your ball sack then lick your ass real deep inside your asshole and then tongue kiss ya with all that shit residue

all over a fucking tongue and she's a keeper see why it's working v Vile. What all that shit residue all over a fucking tongue. Do you see what came out of his mouth? I got to zoom in on this. Put it back in. Put it back in. Look at all the cat hair. No, I know. He's covered in cat hair or something hair.

I hate it. I know. Watch this. And then tongue kiss you. What all that shit residue all over a fucking tongue That's how much she loves you producer Chris trying to get out of the way Anyway, I hear you're a six foot four blonde 49ers fan. I prefer the 69ers. Hey, you get it?

That's a face. Did you get it, Lucy? I believe that I understood the joke. I still did not laugh. Anyway, I see you have a little girl named Quinn. Is she gonna be licking anyone's assholes? That's a weird transition. Anyway, immediately after the 69 joke. Yeah, I love that it's always like anyway.

Yeah, he's such a pro. I digress. He's such a pro. He really connects these thoughts perfectly. Girl named Quinn. Um, and, uh, anyway, I'm, I'm really, I'm happy for you. I'm sad that you're into the double verse. They're all losers. Really, let's face it. I'm the only winner in the bunch. Nobody has the credits I have. No one has two kids in the Ivy Leagues. Only I do. Fucking hell. I got a house. I got a boat. I got you don't have a boat but it's so toxic. Your kids do. I got my dignity.

Eags only I do. Fucking hell. I got a house. I got a boat I got a Harley and I got a Mercedes and I got three great kids and I got a humongous cock At least that's what the that's what the last girl I just shagged on me and that was only a few days ago The Duke is kicking some ass now man. Just like I got out of this shit, I'm getting laid like crazy. Bullshit. I mean, this is so ridiculous. He can't help himself.

Everything about that was the worst because, no, I hate it. I hate it so much. I've never been like, no matter how impressed I have been by a man's penis, I've never been like, you have a giant cock. Like unless they're insecure about it and you have to read it. No, no, no, it's actually because they don't have a giant cow. Correct. Right. People are insecure about it are the ones who have to be like, no, no, it's amazing. And I can tell that you've been in for a while. This guy, the fact that he still feels a need to lie about shit

like this, like a child, I always say it. I know. Guys, I've been away for the last two weeks. I guess what I've been doing? Sex with girls. Okay. And I have a car and a bike and a boat. And I have my peepee wet? I'm doing everything over here. Hey great kids, and I got a humongous cock. Didn't he write a song about having a small penis? He keeps singing it too, he's all about that. That's what the last girl I just shagged told me, and that was only a few days ago. The Duke is kicking some ass now, man.

Does that look like a guy who's getting laid a lot? Look at that He's not a person in a cameo. Yeah, he's out of breath Get out of this shit. I'm getting laid like crazy anyway What else did I want to say? Yeah, I'm never in your area doing stand-up You guys got VIP tickets Enjoy your anniversary get laid Hey, say what get laid get fucked isn't that here? She comes walking around moaning moaning anyway

I hope you guys have a great day, and this is stuttering John say Good game So John has not changed at all. He's like, guys, that's gonna get from the devil verse. And I'm gonna be so much better for me. He seems to have gotten much worse. But all the women sense that he was out of the devil. Oh, John, when I get so much more free time to drink. If he did pick up a girl from the bar, could you even imagine what caliber we're talking about? No, it's horrible. It's one of these TikTok live streamers.

Probably like more like Dawn of the Dead hit man, Dan's wife there. But enough make a little ball trucks. No. Thank you for that. That is true. There's not enough going on for that to happen. And Brandon, thank you so much for joining the show today. We appreciate you being here. Of course, I'm going to get this right this time. Brandon has a YouTube channel and that YouTube channel is at the worst of podcast. There it is. You punch that in, you'll find it. You should subscribe to it. You punch that in, you'll find it.

You should subscribe to it. You should hit notifications. When he puts out new videos, you see them. What are you doing on your channel these days, Brandon? Well, lately it's been a lot of Cyrax content. He keeps putting stuff up and taking it down, and I can't stand for that. So I make sure that stays up online for people.

The latest video is him shitting his pants on stream. Really? Wow. Yeah, well done, YouTube, huh? Well, he didn't intend on it. Right, obviously. That's fun. Yeah, but- Accidents are okay.

I'm having a lot of fun over there. It's been great to get back into the swing of things, doing the shows and stuff since I left Shitty Song of the Week. But yeah, go check it out. Subscribe. You know the drill. Sounds good. Thank you very much, Brandon. Thanks for finding. Well, thanks for archiving all that Patrick Michael. I have to talk more about that. Oh, absolutely. That

was that was fun listening to that today. Brandon is a hero. Yes. It's been a while. And we still have plenty of his music to go through too. Oh shit. You did send me a song. All right. We'll save it for next time. Yeah. We're running a lot of praise. I mean, it's like a Lucy tight box from once over with Kaylee. C A Y L E Y. Yeah. Once it was Kaylee.com. Yes. Thank you for spelling it for me. I'm very bad at that. No, you're not.

You always do that. I, you can find me on YouTube, on Patreon. I do movie reviews and additional fun other thing reviews on Patreon and all that exciting stuff. Yeah. Way to sell it. Yep. I tried really hard.

You kind of trailed off there. I'll never be good. It's amazing and exciting and people really enjoy it. Yeah, people do really enjoy it. It's great. I actually have coming up, I'm doing a review of The Voyeurs with The Vern from Cinema Recall, who is a podcast that we actually brought to WATP quite some time ago.

Nice. So we will be talking about Sidney Sweeney's boobies pretty soon. Yay. All right. OK. I don't know why I didn't get the invite for that, but fine. I'm sorry. I'm very sorry.

Fair enough. You're not a nipple expert. Yeah, obviously not. It's always debated with Sydney Sweeney. Does she look a little downsy to you? She's hot. No. But then there's times you see her, you're like, hmm, maybe not?

No, I think she's gorgeous, and I think you're dumb for saying that. I'm crazy, so I know that he doesn't believe. Brandon, what do you think? I don't see the downsy angle that you're going for. Okay. All right, well, I'll have to find some photos now and prove my point, I guess. Yep. To plead my case on this one.

Well, guys, thank you both for joining us. What have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about 727, Seamus McEllion's conspiracy podcast where he invents conspiracies, he makes them up. Just fun. Talked about Ashley Trevino who is dating all of the inmates and is seems to be the worst mom ever. Cyrax is working out with a Casio keyboard. Howard Stern knows how to play an A all over the fretboard. Opie radio has lost his fucking mind. He has decided that Anthony's had a bigger fall from grace than he has, even though Anthony still has a career and it's going very well. Steeltoe is missing the plot.

This guy is pretending that everyone acts like he does, when actually no one does, just him. Stuttering John is still on cameo. You know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. I am happy to say this Saturday, we have trucker Andy joining the show and trucker Andy, myself, producer Chris, Lucy tight box, Jenny jingles, my brother, my sister-in-law, we're all going out to see Joe Maddarese at the comedy club Friday night. And so we'll report back on

that. We'll talk about podcasts too, but there'll be a report on that. There's a chance Anthony Cumbia swings by on the show this Saturday. So a lot of things happening in the devil verse. We'll be reviewing a podcast. There'll be much to discuss as always. We appreciate you guys tuning in. You can always watch it live, patreon.com slash where these podcasts and you get the link to watch it at two o'clock Eastern on Saturday, which is great because before the football games start. Yes. Very important football games this weekend. Bills are playing the Ravens. How are we feeling about that? Really confident. Me too. I went beyond that, but should be a fun weekend. Please join us again next time.

It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep Well Over Pony. Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Shut the fuck up, asswipe, and suck my cock. Yeah, that's a good call, Howard. We're gonna play some voicemails. If you guys need to cruise, I don't want to hold you. Yeah, I gotta get out of here. I totally understand. It's been a very long show. Alright, bye.

Thank you. Yeah, it's fine. Thank you very much for hanging with us. Bye. Thanks for having me. Definitely, buddy. I'll talk to you soon. Bye. Let's see what the voice managers are saying. Shall we? Hey, Carl, this is the dude minds in a nine. First time listener, one time caller. I just listened to your your WITP episode that talks about Howard Stern coming back after two week vacation. It's pretty good. I think if I remember correctly, his contract is up for this year. And I don't know, it might be a good time for him just to go out into the sunset. And if he

resigns for another five years and is even more miserable, he fucking gets everything he comes out of because he needs to just go away and just fuck off in his multi-million dollar prison what are your thoughts? Look you don't call me that I want to hear him play more guitar He can barely play on his acoustic guitar explain to Robin how he does it compelling stuff Yeah, Howard is completely I mean we've been saying this for years, but just gets worse and worse and worse you can't even believe it Actually, you know since I I played that, let me play this one. Every time you compare Howard to I'm this shows me how little more fucking know about I miss it all. I miss what I'm fucking taking his hat off with a shotgun blast before he became the lame fucking politically correct liberal shill that Howard

has become. Well, I'm just having this fucking dignity. He's not around to protect it anymore. Good point. I'm not a fan of IMS, but he was cooler than Howard when he left the air waves. When he left this world. He was still cooler than what Howard is doing now. So yes, I agree with you. And point taken. You know, boner guy 69. Not personally. No, but you know, Bonerguy69? Nah, personally. No, but you know, like, his MO, right? Oh yeah. He's a pretty horny dude. Go Bills. You know, I'm not going to deny it.

You totally called it. You were right. Bonerguy69 is one horny dude. In fact, you're going to have to work out whether I'm walking around right now or fapping in a call back to them again first played by the voicemailers of the original Biggest Problems show. It's right, the Brits are a famously repressed nation and I think when you're brought up that way it really does just breed problems which is why it's such a shame that very

few Brits will have the opportunity to attend Hackamania too. Because if they did, they would love to use the promo code DickSacks at hackamania.com which would secure a previously unreleased package of review girl feet pics. My favorite Annie's. Hi, Annie. Oh, and of course, don't forget to go to the creep off.com and vote for Carl. Annie is here but she had her camera off. So I didn't recognize it. I don't know if she's still here but any boner guys looking for feed picks I

Apologize, I think Annie took a nap This one. Sorry Annie. Sorry Annie if you show up, let me know bring out If you show up, let me know. I won't bring you out. Hey Aaron Imholt, it's the Calvertart for an I've got a challenge for you in Vegas Ballroom dancing you're getting the fucking dance floor loser. I love it It's perfect calvertographer because Aaron literally challenges is the one thing that he does that we don't do it So yes, it must just be ballroom dancing or whatever it is. I'd be down to watch the Aaron Emholt boxing match if it was five people against him at once for 15 minutes.

That'd be a hell of a lot more entertaining than anything else he's done recently. All right. Someone just posted the video of him. He's fought twice. He's Owen too. And someone posted the video of him fighting this kid who was way younger than him, like just out of high school and knocked him out in the first round and got him good. Got him back up in the corner and knocked him down hard.

It was very funny. Not to say that I'd be a better boxer than Aaron Emholdt, but I don't know why he's so braggadocious about it. He's not great. Yeah, what's up? This is Paco. Paco. Yeah, fuck Bona guy. That guy's stupid man. He's a fucking idiot. Peace. Oh yeah. Shout out to Kruggerman. All right. Paco not a fan of Bona guy. Good to hear from Paco

though. It's been a minute. Yeah. Yeah. So, this is Paco. You know of Boner Guy. Good to hear from Paco though, it's been a minute. Yeah. Yeah, what's up Carl? This is Paco. You know, I just listened to the most recent episode and it's a great show. You know, it's always good. You know, except for the voice in this segment, all those idiots are dumb.

Everybody calls this show stupid, including me. I mean, I'll see y'all later. And you know what? Shout out to Trucker Andy. I don't even know if he's still a thing. I've been following behind, but anyways, I'll see y'all later. And you know what? Shout out to trucker Andy. I don't even know if he's still a thing. I've been, I've been falling behind, but anyways, I'll see you guys later. I'll peace. Trucker Andy's at the Paco and you better get to fucking hackamania. I know you're not far from Vegas. I want to see you there.

Oh, this is Paul on behalf of the official podcast boys. I watch them all the time. for the official podcast boys. I watch them all the time. I wanted to wait a while so I could get to you guys when there's no more messages. I just wanna say I like you guys' podcast. You guys did pretty good. Thank you. But the official podcast is better

and Kaia fucking roasts your ass pretty good. All right. I believe you. Is that a call from a time machine? The official podcast of Kaya roasting me? That was many years ago, sir. But thank you. Thank you for your call. Hey, Carl, you're doing you're doing Gary from San Diego. You're doing them dirty, man. What you ought to do is he always calls in and he's got the scoop. And then you play him after you present the scoop as if you found

it yourself. True. You had to play him before the Stuttering John segment and you know react to it as if you're just hearing it. You know at least jerk him off a little bit. He's an old man. He's not even like that. He's not mean or anything. He's a little creepy, but what old man isn't? You know, he's only got a few more years left in him. Just do him a little gratis or something. Well, fuck you, Carl Byrne. I mean, I don't want to say that he's the one giving me the scoop because he usually calls me and then days go by and he's already posted on dev or synonymous as well as his

opinion that he already put on the voicemail. But I hear what you're saying. I've done I've done them dirty. That is true. Hey, Carl, I was wondering, why isn't Grant co hosting the show we've down with the double birth, he comes to live events with you and then I figured it out. He's got Mountain Dew mouth, he's fucking worse than yours. That's yes, that is correct. Too much Mountain Dew to podcast on this show, unfortunately. He was with me in Detroit when I did the

show live from Detroit from Drew Lane's podcast studio. Yeah, he was producing. I think we referenced him at one point. Yeah. Tom Myers cat calls into the show. This is exciting. Hey, Carl. My name is Mr. Fluffles and I'm Tom Myers cat calls into the show. This is exciting. Hey Carl, my name is Mr. Fluffles and I'm Tom Myers cat. Dude, you gotta get me the fuck out of here. Listen, I'm a cat. I've seen some 40 year old virgin balding ginger fucks before, but this asshole, he makes fun of me all day. He says he makes fun of me and family. He's got no fucking family. What the up. I'm not even fucking cat. I'm a possum. They tell everyone i'm liberal and then I identify as a cat the fuck come on Send potatoes send someone god damn it. Get me the hell out of here

Oh shit, here he comes. I gotta go hide in the drawer where everyone's wife would keep their sex toys Yeah, he's never gonna find me there. All right See you meow in the drawer where everyone's wife would keep their sex toys. Yeah, he's never gonna find me there. Right. See ya. Meow. Boss is pulling it off. Give him that. Hey, Carl. It's the one and only infamous zodiac killer. Gotta tell you, extremely impressed with this DeVito. He scares the shit out of me. This guy's gonna do it. Alright, the zodiac killer is impressed with Ray DeVito. Not a good sign. Thanks everyone, thanks for being here. Okay, bye. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Bye. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeseeeeeeeese.

A plane has hit I rewatch at Carly. Oh Jesus I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys Stay woke