Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep599 - Young Old Podcast
Episode Date: February 23, 2025Dana Donnelly is a short Asian girl with a history of serious eating disorders. Along with her younger sister and her fiance, she’s going to be the next Brittany Broski. Her obsession with fame woul...d be interesting if she would realize that talent is still a major factor in being successful. Tookie joins the show and is immediately thrown off when he finds out that Robert isn’t a gay man, he’s actually dating Dana. Lucy Tightbox joins the show to discuss Kevin Brennan getting a one-week suspension from YouTube and more importantly, Adam22’s memecoin scandal. Despite what everyone just witnessed with Hawk Tuah and Coffeezilla’s subsequent investigation, the No Jumper host decided to rip off his fans and take zero responsibility. Anthony Cumia was just hired to return to the broadcast airwaves in NYC and Opie is coping as hard as he can. We check out a classic That Reality Show episode where Lisa Boswell wants to beat everyone up. Finally, we wrap up with another round of 2 Minutes with Tom Myers, the internet news, and your voicemails. Tookie’s channel - https://www.youtube.com/@bedabbler Lucy’s channel - https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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a show called young old podcast this was a suggestion from just joe in our discord we've
all listened separately we've not discussed it with each other beforehand let's get into it a show
hosted by dana her sister eve and her fiance robert aka chubbs what what we're talking about here now fiance yes they had a wow i did not know i had a total different
he's starting with chubs oh 100 he might be he might be i am stooky as shock you know not a
lot shocks toky these days but i was gonna say how many of these girls with a gay guy podcast can you find Carl?
Well, they're not talking about true crimes. That's how you know, it's not a girl with a gay guy
Podcast there you go, but this Dana
Donnelly is her name. I think she thinks she's a celebrity. She she moved out to LA. She is a
comic I
Checked out some of her stand-up comedy before we get into the podcast
just to give you an understanding of what she does this is from like an
Arsenio Hall show that showcases comedians I don't know what it's from
probably a couple years ago who here has their own Netflix account. Good for you guys. Most people I know just use their parents. I
did recently get my own though, thank you. Just because I was sick of being
reminded of the fact that I'm not my mom's favorite child, every time I would go to enter the password which is my sister's name and
birthday. I told my mom that and she was like well I would have made it your name
and birthday but I couldn't remember your birthday. I had a birthday recently. Thank you
Why does she talk like that I don't know I like to better when Margaret Cho did her mom and she was like I'm not gonna you got to get the your
Netflix account
That was a weird setup. It's like how do you have their own Netflix account?
I thought you just say Oh Netflix special or something. Oh, no, it was a kind of like yeah
What is this is my pair from?
Does she have her own Netflix special? I would not be shocked. She does not this looks very well produced though
Whatever this is doesn't the OCD Oho
Comedian showcase thing. Oh, that's right. I forgot that you said that yeah, I it's a small little theater
I don't know how important this actually was
She looks pretty small too. She is 411 we find in the midsection
Remember when girls used to show off their belly button rings now. They all wear their pants like my dad
What is the deal? Yeah, and they're way too baggy
I mean I've talked about this a lot with Baylon Dupree like the style that's happening right now at the moment that she's on TV
It's fucking everything up. Every 12 or years or so, hot chicks start wearing
baggy clothes and you go, what are we doing? It doesn't last long, thank God, but we're
in the middle of it right now. It's annoying. Not this chick though. She doesn't wear baggy
clothes. Let's hear more of her standup about her ex boyfriend.
People give me shit for talking about my ex too much,
which feels really unfair to me, because it's like, OK,
why should I have to stop talking about my ex,
a relationship that ended less than three years ago?
When Hollywood is still making movies about World War II.
Right, she's got a tag. Hold on. movies about World War II.
Right, she's got a tag, hold on. A war that ended like 20 years ago.
Good stuff. Good stuff, Dana.
Alright, Dookie, I heard you complaining about this
on Be Dablin' Live
today. Yes.
You pulled a bunch of clips.
Do you have one that maybe sums up the podcast that we can start with? I do I
do. Number one sets up the show again. I thought the guy was
gay. But this is basically like what is the old young podcast?
And what is it?
Welcome back to young old where two of us are old and one of us
is still young young technically, but
When we came back it would have been something to consider the rebrand of old and older I think that's real sad
Also biters here, and he's a he's a young lot biters technically the oldest of all
biters here and he's a he's a young lot biters technically the oldest of all years he's a mere six but in dog years he's 42 whatever conversion isn't
actually accurate so yes sir her fiance was very excited to announce his age the
dog name is biter he will come up a little later as well But yes, the whole show young old is about two
Slightly old people no no, and then she's just turned 27 this one is yes
27 or sisters 23 or some shit, and they're like oh my gosh
You don't like we're totally different ages and completely different generations. We should do a show
Where I'm like old and you're young
yeah she even said her sister is kind of young but now I'm learning that she is
like what 23 yeah yeah it's ridiculous this is again they think that they're the
center of the universe and for them this is just normal to be like oh yeah of
course me and my sister have this crazy quirky dynamic mm-hmm where I'm a little
bit older than she is wow that's crazy's crazy. You should do a show.
Yeah, wild.
You should do a show about that. What else do you want to play, Tuggy?
Well if you want to hear something more interesting about her sister, what's the sister's name?
Dana or Dina?
Well, Dana is the main person in the middle. Eve is the younger sister.
Oh, Eve. Okay, if you want to hear something interesting about Eve, play clip number two.
Something I would like to say it's really interesting
Is that I would be unstoppable if I didn't have like weird sensory issues because then I could have full bangs
And they'd be really cute, but I just like can't do that because of mice
I think it would I think I'd claw my forehead off. No, I can't do banks. I can't have anything in my face
That's bad news
Nope
Not even close. There's nothing interesting about these three people
But yes, you're right. They they do feel that they are the center of the entertainment universe
Well, they start off. So this is apparently they had a show that it went away and then it came back. And this was just last January, just last month where their show came back.
And they're like the return of the show it's called the return of young old, but it's episode
number one. So that's a little confusing. I'll be honest. I couldn't bring myself to do too much
research, but they started a little bit late because Eve just couldn't get out of bed.
Like it's like two 30, he walks in to the kitchen and i'm cooking bacon and we just have this look that's like I know everything he's thinking already
And he just goes i'll save it for the pod
Well, because we'll always be like Eve we have 20 minutes and she'll be like do I have time to make a five course meal?
Um, but in my defense like I would be so cranky right now if I did not eat my bacon and croissant and latte
Are we so quirky?
With each other she's making it back better to 30
No, the way they talk is infuriating everything about this podcast is infuriating even the dream catchers in the background
The neon like wording that everyone has to have in their podcast now
I mean they just they all just literally fall into
You know whatever trend is happening at the time. You don't think this is gonna catch out and become a huge show of course it will
Are they pulling clips and talking about them? Not yet.
You want to hear Eve's butane story?
This is pretty impressive.
This is what you bring to a podcast right here.
I remember when I went, they don't sell butane online because it'll explode in the mail.
And there was a Williams Sonoma like near us and they had butane and they were like,
we're closing.
And I was like, Oh my God, I'll never get the chance to buy butane again. And so I bought three bottles of butane and now I just have
What a story mark pretty impressive stuff she lives a very fascinating life that we all need to hear about
buying butane at the store I
want to show you the
Intro theme for this show. I think I'll give you an understanding
of what the show is all about.
I was debating, I was like, I know he's gotta cut this, right?
I'll have it.
New sisters, talk about dumb shit. We hope you like it.
Cause if nothing, we'll kill ourselves and the blood will be on your hands
Yeah, I'm old
I'm okay with that
I'd be fine with it. I wouldn't be too upset
so
There this is the recap that they have because like I said, this is the first episode even though they're back
Do we have any do we want to how do we want to recap?
I guess like update so yeah, like what's happened since we were last? Well, dana and I are
She's pissed about it and i'm so and i'm gonna stand up at the wedding
She's gonna be our only guest and our only objector
The whole time she'll have to play every role at the wedding because I have no friends and dana
She's best man best woman. No maid of honor. I have no friends and Dana she's best man best woman no
maid of honor I'm made of honor and I'm best man you have one of those half tuxedos half gown
yeah it's gonna be lit wow good riffing guys yeah and this guy is quite a catch we rehearsed
before we do this show so these are not Taiwanese lady boys I think they're real girls. I'm shocked. I was playing
Play number six. I hope it's in this clip. They talk about how being fe
Is so in right now
Okay, and that's why I totally thought he was all about though
My child was fe it would be like a really weird diner. It's like parents who beg their kids for money
But that's the question well they could but like I mean okay
Well, it's like other drawbacks to be money
It's a yeah, but other does it make them less fake
In the book when they all give her a tiny bit all the like fake kings give her like a little bit of
Faye and she does take like a smidgen of their power basically short for fairy right?
And they didn't know that what Harry or is finite all right thought for sure it ended with a G Take like a smidgen of their power basically short for fairy right?
Finite I thought for sure it under with a G
They're trying to abbreviate there. Mm-hmm. There's so many violations going on at once
Aside from the vocal fry, but we've recently talked about people being too fucking comfortable
Yeah, this takes the cake man there They're they're in their jammies
Looks like holding the microphone. They can't be bothered to get stands and a table
Do I find annoying they're sitting on a pull-out couch right?
Yeah, it's like an open den
Yeah, it might really be what way to get more comfortable than to sleep or sit on a pull-out couch
Well, I want to get into more wedding talk guys because these two are getting married and I don't have any friends And no one's gonna be there and they each try to talk a dumber than the last person
Yeah, but Dan and I were saying it's like the way not even in a rude way
But the way I'm like not even excited for the wedding part I just want to like go on a big vacation after
Like it's like we want to ditch our own wedding so bad like like we even said this where she was like
I can't see you guys staying past 5 p.m. At your wedding, right? Which is true
Why do you even have to have a wedding if you don't-
Oh god, it's so stupid. We have to have a stupid dumb wedding.
As soon as we get there, I wanna live.
I wanna like, be in my way.
DMV, 30 bucks, you're in and out in 20 minutes.
Alright, so, these people are wildly immature if you haven't picked up on that yet.
What?
Dana explains how nervous she is, and then look what they have to comfort her
I don't really I don't really have anything to say and that's the end of the episode one of young old
Out of things to say I okay, I'm realizing I'm nervous
Like take a look around
Like take a look around
The tain is so judgmental
Shit she says Camilla is actually judgmental. We talk about this all the time. Yeah, these will be in the wedding party
They just pulled out stuffies
They were sitting there stuff. We do right there on the couch with them and they're like Oh, do you want to play with your elephant or your giraffe? Will that make you feel better?
And they're like oh, do you want to play with your elephant or your giraffe will that make you feel better?
You really are out of things to say she's like yeah, I'd like to do that actually
Do they ever mention if they're her mother will be coming to the wedding?
That's a good question, I don't think they did talk about that Oh, yeah, because I have a clip number seven where they both even question if they called their mom right now would she pick up?
Oh shit, I guess so I was curious if the mother would be at the wedding. Let's find out
Yeah, should we call our mom speak of parents sure is that what we would do out of your house our mom
We don't have to we don't I mean you can't it's your mom. I'm like what's even answer
I just said someone asked last episode and I was like, oh we can I call her this episode?
Yeah, well why can't we huh, why can't we she like fine it's cuz she's fake
I thought it was gonna be because you're fey and she keeps hitting you. I thought that'd be funny, but it would be better if I was fey.
Clearly I would be fey. If anyone in my family's face.
Trust me, you're fey.
I literally am.
Are they trying to annoy every single person watching or listening to this?
Yes! Mission accomplished. I'm like, I literally am saying I'd be most likely
Pretty good
Meanwhile I'm looking at my screen like
What do you mean if
I
Had no idea I am blown away by the fine fiance thing all right
So I know I shared your world with that really change your presentation of this
Fuck I know I'm sorry is anything real now you guys are gonna be shocked to find out who Eve is a huge fan of I
Never would have guessed this, but it turns out
she loves Trisha Paytas.
Okay, should we talk about Trishmas?
Oh yeah, speak. Well, we're in the influencer. You can do a leap from Dobrik to Trisha.
Yes, yes.
Okay, because yeah, Trisha is-
It's a leap over a chasm of hatred, but still a leap.
I am a huge Trisha fan. I'm a Patreon subscriber, et cetera. And she was having a Christmas
show called Trish miss.
I always wondered who are the Trisha Paytas fans out there? Cause I saw that she went
on this era's tour and she's selling out theaters all over the place. And I go, Oh, that's it.
That makes a lot of sense. It's other people who think they're also going to be wildly
famous for having no talent. Yeah. It's an inspiration to these types of people. So I, wait a second.
She's unattractive. She's fat. She's not a good dancer. It's contagious.
And she's really famous and has a lot of money. I want that.
These three have figured out what it takes to be famous. If you play clip 11,
before I do that real quick, but thank you. I'll get that loaded up. Um, they,
they talk more about this live show that apparently Eve brought her sister and her sister's boyfriend to for Eve
It was a religious experience for Dana and I it was just a really fun show. I did cry multiple times
I mean, she's so inspirational
Like it really is proof that if you just keep going if you show up for yourself every day the universe will reward you
Well, it is like oh if you post if you just keep there's been so many eras where it's like you would
think well clearly Trisha's down and out and she just keeps going but she's also
a true testament to passion is enough love for something is enough you don't
need to be good at anything wow someone finally subbed it up for me I never
understood the Trisha Phaedas thing and finally they just like you know
She just like keeps trying. You know she should it's amazing going here that Ray DeVito. Just keep going
I think I can I think I can I know I can
You said number 12 well no number 11
It falls in line with their reasoning here of what it takes to become famous. Let's see.
But it's like, yeah, it's like you're complaining about this
but it's like, okay, so be an influencer then.
Like, there's no job requirements, you don't need a degree.
Well, also when people say stuff like,
oh, this person's only like,
this person only got famous because they got lucky
and it's random, it's like, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. And isn't that scary and crazy?
It is, it's scary and crazy. It's all luck and craziness.
So you may as well be trying your luck
I mean I see people say this to where they're like every tick tock you make is like a lottery ticket like enter the lottery
Every day is many times a day as you can why not yeah, what well, I mean, I don't know you also
It's like something gambling
Illness these people have a hundred percent mental illness social media is destroying people's lives
Talent need not apply
She putting out shit until shit sticks to the wall
Yeah
It's a sad just picking random numbers and then one day your numbers will be called and then you'll be the next star
It's worse than that. You don't even need a dollar in a dream. Yeah, right. You just need a mobile phone
I guess yeah, a little more than the dollar
Okay, but no it reminds me of who was the the bitch that we were introduced to
Recently who was the leader?
Actually very famous because of tik-tok because she made that video
Where she was we just did the the podcast about her. I know Lucy screaming this
Behind the scenes right now Oh
broski
That that's a perfect example. I think people like to see that and they go. Oh, Brittany broski doesn't have any talent
She just makes weird noises and talks funny and she's super famous
So we'll just keep doing this until we're super famous, But there's something weird going on here because as I mentioned before
she had a social media presence and then I guess Dana deleted all of her accounts at some point.
Well, it's crazy because I think when people like have never like gone viral on social media or don't have a following it seems
so like important and they can't imagine like she deleted her accounts. Well, why would she do that?
It's like well, if she wants she will just create them again and then go viral again. Yeah and they can't imagine like, she deleted her accounts? Well, why would she do that?
And it's like, well, if she wants,
she will just create them again and then go viral again.
Yeah.
Yeah, so that's a weird thing.
So this podcast, young old podcast has 1.67,000 subs,
so under 2,000 subs.
And then at Dana underscore Donnelly,
her main channel has under 4,000 subs, 3.67.
So there must've been some kind of meltdown or something that happened Finally, her main channel has under 4,000 subs, 3.67.
So there must have been some kind of meltdown or something that happened where she deleted
all of her social media accounts.
This is the only thing she's trying to do to get famous.
Well, yeah, I'm very curious because I had a clip number four where she talks about how
she used to make money and now she don't.
Oh, please.
The other day I noticed that a piece of my pizza was gone.
You never eat your leftovers.
They rot in the fridge.
But I do now because I'm broke.
That's also, I wrote this down too,
but like things that I understand now
that I don't have any money is that
I need to eat my leftovers.
I have a direct quote from you and it's,
once things are in the fridge,
I don't care if you eat them
Well, I had been mentally planning to eat those
They'll be gone so quickly it's like I did that pizza was in the fridge like seven hours
I needed I needed an update because previous I Lee I would ask you about things
And then you would be like if it's in the fridge. Just eat it like don't ask me about it. I was when I was rich
And then you would be like if it's in the fridge just eat it like don't ask me about it. I was when I was rich
Supposed to know you went from rich to poor in 24 hours This is really unfortunate because I was very much team Dana because it is such a double standard because if you you can't touch
Any of these food that's like a well-known thing, but I also now do remember Dana explicitly
If you gave me an update and said Eve
Don't eat my things for the fridge anymore. I won't eat them. Okay. Wow
I'm saying this now out loud. I need my leftovers
Okay, I am no longer in a place where the leftovers aren't important to me. I never thought I would be here
All right, what in the fuck? There's no way these people have friends that would hang out and put up with us
This would be the worst people to be at a cafe with yeah
They would want all the attention. They'd be talking really loud about nonsense leftovers, and how many hours pizzas in the fridge?
It's my-boggling so I guess you heard that she said she nuked her accounts and so she's been
reposting old things on her current channels so here is an example of what
the content that she was creating back when she was rich apparently
This is the type of content that she was creating. Hello haters. I'm Dana Donnelly and today I'm gonna be trying on every single shirt I freaking own without further ado. Let's get freaking started
Yellow vintage white so she starts talking about her back story and horny ass men
Couldn't freaking stand it. So they all came together and conspired
to convince me I was fricking massive. And I believed them because I was 11 and
I went on a diet where I'd eat 10 Oreos a day. And I lost 30 pounds in three
months as a 12 year old who was not overweight to begin with. And I almost
died. I starved myself for so long so consistently that I had a resting heart rate of 27 beats per minute.
And the doctor said, this is not normal. Your daughter needs frickin' help.
And my parents said, does she? She looks pretty chubbo to us.
No, I'm just kidding. They said, don't athletes have really low heart rates?
We're a really athletic family. Maybe she's just an athlete like us.
And the doctor said, no, This is not an athlete thing and then I spent the next five years of my life in and out of mental hospitals and eating disorder
Treatment programs where I was put on experimental psychopharmaceutical medications that made me literally obese
Like literally 50 pounds heavier than the weight that my parents first called me fat and so during my teen years
I never got to wear the clothes that I wanted to because I didn't feel comfortable enough in my body
Are we are we learning something? Oh, no, I've been watching doesn't with Darman
I am not
You're in for a world of pain and laughs
dhar
man
Blind Mike turned me out of this channel.
That's fucking incredible. Anyway, I'll check it out.
So apparently what we're finding out here is that this woman
talks very annoyingly, but also that she had illness is so in
right now. Yes. This is working out very well because she had
an eating disorder and she went through it for all that time
that she was super skinny and then she was obese. And so now
she can wear half shirts when she shouldn't.
Yeah, she feels fine about that.
Good for her.
Happy for her.
She doesn't have quite the figure to do a I'm going to model all my shirts video.
I think that was a good move.
I mean, I don't want to attribute to her, you know, more to her mental illness But yeah, she should have a rethought that
Alright, what else since you did do your homework and I do appreciate that cuz you do it on Saturdays and you're busy busy puppet
Up until 2 a.m. Watching this garbage damn it. All right now. I'm feeling bad
Wanted to yell at them say
Tookie cares and that's why I feel like an idiot because we all care and
You know we try right meanwhile
We have all these people who just have mental illness, and they're like I need someone to listen to me
We'll talk about Kevin Brighton soon
We'll get to that so they just hit live, but go to clip number three which I haven't titled mental illness
Sometimes I actually this morning. I was what I was worrying that you were a robot that like my mom had paid for me to meet
You're always
How fragile I actually am and how I'm literally always like one weird thought away from just a complete and total
psychotic meltdown.
And that's really scary.
It's a...
Get confident, stupid.
That really is all the rage right now.
There's so many shows, podcasts about mental health, mental wellness, and almost every time, because I listen to these, especially
when I go on Drew's show, he loves to talk about this kind of stuff, almost every time
the host is mentally ill.
Yes.
It's like, maybe you shouldn't be broadcasting this, you should be listening to a professional
talking about it.
Well what better professional to get advice from than clip number 10?
Okay.
No, and then, I mean, Kanye West said said this this is one of the better things he said but he says that he doesn't
Advise from anyone who's older than him because anyone who's older than him doesn't know anything okay, so okay?
Yeah, and I always say the only person who's older than me that I'll take advice from is Kanye West saying that advice of only taking
No other things.
Oh my God.
You get it?
Yeah, good stuff.
So I just picked up on something.
They bought new microphones in between the first episode and the fifth episode.
Yeah, they were SM57s.
Yeah, right.
Which is not good for podcasting.
Or holding. 57 yeah right which is not good for podcasting or holding but these are
worse because they're holding them and they're making a lot of noise it's very
bothersome I wonder who does the editing on this because someone's going in and
doing that quick zoom cut thing for no reason back and forth mm-hmm so
someone's watching this back and they're not getting any advice or if it's one of them
They're not thinking like maybe we should have topics to discuss
Gotta be the main girl. I would I don't know why but I think she's she thinks she's doing something like
Innovative like I said, like they think like this is gonna be the thing that all these other podcasts are gonna be doing
mindless scaling of the video for some reason we
read the description on their YouTube about it says the young old podcast is
back and better than ever I'm not making that up Dana is engaged Eve's embroiled
in reddit drama and chubs is getting no respect as usual
Oh chubs chubs can't get to break that one good old gate chubs gate jobs
You can't figure it out. We're back. We're better than ever. We're back
They're gonna give us an update on the LA wildfires and these are people and I talk about it all the time
There's a generation of people who only can talk about tik-tok
Like everything in the world is like oh my gosh on tik-tok today. Do you see on tik-tok today?
I was watching tik-tok today. I was making a tik-tok and tik-tok
Anyway, anyway the fires do want to talk about the fire. We're safe from the fire
If anyone was curious the young old podcast has survived the LA fires if you survived the fires congrats now threat number
the threat number two is us.
It's the young old podcast. We're freaking back. If you didn't catch that, that's a Leo Skeppy
reference. So she makes a joke and they both go, ha ha ha. It's good stuff. And she's like,
obviously that's from Leo Skeppy. So I looked this up. This is what she's referencing there.
Okay. This is for everybody in LA. If you survived the the fire congrats, this is round two. This is threat number two
So this random fucking tick-tock video I have to know about this lore in order to get the jokes on this show
It's too much of tamping out. I can't do it. Fuck 2.2 million likes. What is that?
This is that that thing that we were just talking about or it's like a lottery tickets. Yes
This is that that thing that we were just talking about where it's like a lottery tickets. Yes
These fucking people just do nothing. They just talking to their phone And this is what Opie's been trying to do for effort. He can't go
Be on tick-tock rate of Edo get on tick-tock Opie is on tick-tock
We cover him quite a bit on who are these socials?
I know Chad was on tick-tock
He was talking about the two hot chicks who are two college girls that were running my tik-tok
Hey, they ghosted me. They just disappeared. Did you hear that? No?
To his two college chicks they disappeared on him I
Wonder if they still have control of his tick. Oh, that's hilarious. I gotta check that out
Don't look into that
Alright, there's a lot of mindless talk.
I'm actually gonna skip some of these clips that I pulled because it really is stupid.
But I don't know if Robert, aka Chubbs, is also a comic, but he brings up this guy Brent
someone who was the father of a classmate of his when he was in school back in the Midwest and
He makes this reference like everyone's supposed to get it and he's like all this guy's good on some serious Brent vibes
I'm like what are you talking about? And
So then he says this it does seem like hot guys in Missouri be scamming be griffin
Well, that's the way which is your job, which is the just my job
Yeah, I have a joke where basically it's like everyone says people in the Midwest are like ugly or whatever and like everyone's hot in New York, LA
It's like no there are so many hot people in the Midwest
It's just you don't see them when you visit because they're all in jail because they all do scams
Hot people in the Midwest are always scamming and always quite successful. Yeah. Yeah
Pretty good stuff you killed it yourself, huh? Wow. Okay. Cool
Do you know that Dana also does characters?
Dana created an account because after being off social media for a while, she created
an account where she played this character, Dr. P. And so many people would act as if
they couldn't wrap their heads around being a character online. I know for a fact you've
self-produced many failed web series. You know what it's like to be a character online. Yeah. I know for a fact you've self-produced many failed web series.
You know what it's like to be a character on the internet that nobody really seems to
respond to.
But they did respond to Dr. P.
I know they did.
There were peepee heads.
There were peepee heads.
Yeah.
Dr. P was clouded up at 7,500 followers.
Also, in those 7,500, they were in your army.
Yeah, they were dedicated.
They were peepee heads.
She had a whole army of peepee heads.
I can't believe it didn't catch on. Character Dr. doctor peepee and then she blew it all up for some reason
I'll show you what quick example of what I was what was that toki?
I was just gonna say what kind of coward has to go online and just do characters right yourself
Be who you are you cowards correct toki?
So here's an example of a film by Dana Donnelly.
So like, what are we?
So that's her on the phone.
There's Chubbs playing guitar on the other line.
Ben, when are you coming over?
I thought you said you were going to be here by nine.
Oh yeah, I was going to ask.
Do you mind coming here?
What?
I could come for you. So this conversation goes on for a while and then the next character is Eve the sister
Cuz you want a commitment and if he doesn't you need to cut him off
I know it seems hard to find a good guy that they exist
I mean, so I mean at least there's effort in this and they really wrote a script and they filmed it and edited this
but it just seems like Dana is
Desper desperate for attention, desperate to become famous. She moved out to LA and it's just, it's not happening yet. Maybe we'll
help her out. Maybe this show will give her the boost she needs. Tukki, any other clips
you want to play from this?
Sure. I think clip number eight, I'm not sure if that's the one you played before, but that
kind of, that you mistakenly played, but that kind of explains how, yeah, she did come to Hollywood.
Or no, they all did want to be actors, and she did. She thought she was special, but then she found out, nope, I'd be like Like you're either a fe or you're trying to be famous that's a what?
Is the closest that will ever get to say so real so real anyway make us famous okay?
Because fe or famous
Like I would use that
Well wouldn't be enough for you to be like fe in in private? You'd have to show it off? You'd post about it?
Would you?
I feel like you could be Faye in private.
I feel like you'd have a great time being Faye in private.
I guess I could be like Hannah, or like I'll still be famous as a human.
And like being Faye will be like my secret.
It's like when in like the X-Men.
Okay, uh, Tukey, I'm completely lost.
What is this fucking Faye shit?
What are they talking about?
The Faye is just being a fairy
Right. So what does that mean to be a fay by yourself for the secret fay like?
I have no fucking clue, but I was mixed. I think the clip I wanted you play was number eight actually
I was eight that I just oh that was eight. Yeah
number eight actually that was eight that I just oh that was eight yeah but they're like fantasizing like children on yeah yeah yeah yeah no it is it's some
kind of fantasy that I don't know what people are talking about anymore most
people I think just live on the internet but like they're literally like living
in the internet you know like at least through the dabble verse I mean most
people seem to have lives outside of this shit I
you know I know has a life outside of this shit is Aaron Emholt dude yes that
guy he touches grass does everything exercises he's got an all figured out
kids part-time all that kind of stuff but yeah the fey thing is they just said being a fairy,
which again, I just thought it meant acting gay.
I don't know.
I think that those go hand in hand, don't they?
Right, Tukey's old school.
I hear the word fairy and I think gay.
Right.
Yay.
And it's OK because Tukey's a puppet, so you can say that.
Please don't nuke our channel.
Zatchi.
Any other clips you want to play from here?
No
Yes, I'm exhausted I'm lost
Again, my mind's been blown my Gator's completely thrown off. Yep
And yeah, I hate these people. All right. Well with that I think now it would be a
brilliant time to bring on Lucy Titebox.
Lucy, what is happening?
Hello, how are you guys?
Fantastic.
I didn't mean to put you all the way up there.
I'm so glad that you're bringing me on after all this Faye talk. Yeah, can you understand anything that's going on in the show?
Yeah, it's they're legendary creatures. They're saying that we are like exemplary and wonderful and all of the great things
I see okay, which is dumb as fuck. You don't think that's accurate? No. Okay fair enough
That was excruciating
So Lucy, thanks for joining us big news happened yesterday in the dabble verse Okay fair enough that was excruciating so
Lucy thanks for joining us big news happened yesterday in the dabble verse
I don't know if you're familiar with this or not, but apparently
MLC is suspended for a week
From YouTube I did not hear that yet. Okay. This is I'm gonna go to the source
That would be Carlos Danger. Oh
I thought the big story was about how OJ is renting a car to get to Vegas. That also is big news. Oh my god. But
according to the insufferable bastards podcast on Axe, hey Brennan's YouTube
suspended for one week because of community guideline violations. Now, I heard Christian Black call
in to Be Dad One Live this morning and explain they had Johnny Russo on, right? The guy who
wrote Anthony's book with him? Yes. And they were talking about OP should unalive himself
or something like that? Yeah, I mean, I didn't hear it, but yeah, that's basically what Christians said and I can't believe
That that would end, you know
Get a weak strike just for saying something like that
Well, it is against their terms and if there's people who are submitting that I guess that something like that could happen
But I went to his channel and it's still here
he's still got his videos up and stuff he still watches stuff so I'm confused
like is that just mean he can't stream for a week yes okay I think we've all
like I've been there I had that happen to me because uh Michael Gavin Ali Oh
our resident retard
He wrote a porn script and we were just reading the porn script and it said that we were like making fun of a retard or something
Shocked is you Lucy and but yeah, so
Your channel does stay you just can't stream. Okay. Well, that's gonna kill Kevin because all he's been doing lately is bring him out Which money he makes?
Every other youtuber he literally thinks he's in the top five
Youtubers as far as no pay goes he's gonna lose a whole week of income here. It's my drop into the
Most profitable show.
Can you believe he believes that?
It's crazy.
I believe that he does believe it.
I think he really is that deluded and out of it that he thinks these things.
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Footage of the Friday show I haven't I looked for it that you know yesterday show is what got the channel suspended for a week
He didn't put it up on his patreon, and I couldn't find any clips of it or anything miserable
Those clips didn't have it. I don't know if you saw anything
I
Have a spy report. I do have
It's good. It would take me a second to get it I have the clip and I have a timestamp. Oh
But it's literally on discord like I have to download it. I have to do a whole thing. I think it's worth it
Channel nuked though yes
channel nuked though yes I'm in perfectly boss you're just gonna do a pulling Bob on me what's that okay well alright so your friend and mine Jackie
Marlowe said that he took his guest Johnny Russo off the screen and said bye Was kind of a bruff abrupt but confirmed confirmed the video takedown didn't happen until after KB ended the show
Lucy wants to come out and talk about Adam 22
So let's do that and then when we get done with that, hopefully that will give you enough time to
Download the file and share it with us
Want to is a very tentative term here, Carl.
Good point.
All right, Lucy, you like to bring us the latest news from the YouTube, what people
are talking about, the drama that's happening.
And I was talking to Lucy yesterday on the phone about her coming on today, and she happened
to pick something that I was very interested in. This week I was watching our boy Coffeezilla break down Adam 22 from the
No Jumper podcast. He has 4.85 million subscribers. We've covered him before on
here. This is a guy who will interview porn stars and then him and his wife will
sleep at the porn stars afterwards to sleep with.
What am I talking about? You're so professional. And then him and his wife will sleep at the porn stars afterwards to sleep with
But anyway, the reason why I bring you that up is because he did fuck Trisha Paytas Oh, we can never forget that he you know a lot of the knock on Adam 22 is that he let another guy bang his wife
Mm-hmm, and then he bought her a car which
was odd but the Trisha Paytas thing is a thing I can't get over I'm still
shocked by that so Lucy Adam 22 was making big news because he decided you
know what now's the time to get my meme coin out there it is the time I cannot
understand why Adam 22 who has been doing you know
He's been a content creator for years and years and years. He presumably has a PR team
He should know that he is gonna get caught that everything is gonna go downhill and yet he still chose to do it
But you brought up some interesting points about him including the fact that you know
There's all this letting his wife bang all the other humans.
It took me a while of researching his coin before I finally found out what it was called.
So before we get into the coin itself, before we get into all of that trash, we're actually going to skip to my clip seven to find out what this coin is called.
I didn't realize, I guess in so many words what I'm saying, I didn't realize it was gonna be labeled the Cuck token.
Was he making a joke there? Or is it really the Cuck token? I believe that it is actually the Cuck token. I cannot find any other name for it.
Okay. Alright. Well, it's not bread. Yeah, it's hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. So he obviously
promoted the scheme, Coffeezilla and everybody else immediately figured him
out.
What's particularly interesting to me about Adam 22, as opposed to people like Haak Tua,
is that he is basically doubling down on what is going on.
So before we can get into the present day, we are going to flash back to four years ago,
Coffeezilla recently revealed a private conversation that him and Adam 22 had and
Where they basically bond over the shittiness of meme coins in my clip one
Adam 22 said yeah made me so glad I never took any deals
People were trying to send me to promote random coins
Although once I watched your video and saw them making 200k for it and kind of regretted it.
Ha ha. Right. So ha ha. So he's very familiar with these scams and he was talking to Copyzilla,
who's the person who exposes these scams and goes, yeah, man, I'm really glad I didn't do that
because he'd be busting me. Although 200,000 bucks would be nice. And the 200,000 bucks would be nice.
It's very telling because it means if someone comes to me with the right offer,
I might scam my audience for that.
You know, just maybe.
And of course, again, that was in 2021.
So we're talking about four years ago that they were having that conversation.
In my clip two, we are going to see the exciting beginning of this new coin.
This is going to be Adam 22's Twitter post about creating this new coin.
It's Adam 22 and I am coming to the crypto world,
dropping my first ever meme coin.
Dropping my first ever meme coin. Wow.
My meme coin. Yes. My meme coin.
Yes, he's coming to drop his first ever meme coin.
He is here. He's coming to drop his first ever meme coin. He is here
He is excited and after coffeezilla saw that post he reached out to Adam 22 with a warning
Okay, that makes sense in good faith. I reached out. I said hey you shouldn't
Run a coin. It's lame and you're gonna scam or get scammed. This is what you see a lot
Okay, so coffeezilla saw the announcement and said,
you know what, I should probably give him a heads up.
Yep, yeah.
So it's not gonna go well.
He was like, don't do this, please don't do this.
It is gonna be a nightmare for everybody.
But Adam's response in my clip four is completely bonkers.
He's basically like, I'm getting paid, yo.
I say, hey, these guys wanna snipe your coin. He said, I'm getting paid yo Hmm. I say hey these guys want to snipe your coin
He said I don't care. I just got paid to do the tweet. I have nothing to do with it. Oh
Really Adam 22, I thought you just said
I'm gonna launch my meme coin dropping my first ever meme coin
Yeah
he
That's a crazy thing to write to Coffeezilla because he knows that's going
to get out there and be exposed.
And so his excuse for ripping off his audience is just like,
they just told me what to read in their Reddit. Yeah, no, it's well, again,
the thing I think that is so much more interesting about Adam 22 than people
like Hawk to it is one, he probably has a PR team. He probably has an agent.
There must've been people telling him don't do this you will get exposed and it will hurt you and yet
He still chose to do it. Well
Yeah, I don't know if he has a PR team. He might not need a PR team at the way
Yeah, but I mean probably as a manager and an agent and they're like we get 10% of this. Yeah, let's do this. I
And they're like we get 10% of this yeah, let's do this I
I don't handle it, but you can't Adam you got this buddy. Let's go okay, so here's my problem with that argument Though is that yes, I totally agree people are money motivated
However these are theoretically people that he's been working with for a very long time
So Haley Welch's team it makes sense that they were very very motivated by that money I would think that Adam 22's team would be smart enough to say if we don't do this
We stand to make more money in the long run and yet here we are and yet
Are we have no idea this is all speculation that maybe there was no discussions had with anyone
Maybe I'm just one yeah, okay got an offer and said let's do this thing
Yeah, but I'm sure it ends all, right, of course it must so in my clip 5 Adam and coffeezilla keep talking and we find out that Adam thinks all
Of his fans are very dumb
He says I'm gonna venture a guess that approximately 0% of my fans know how to do anything with crypto
Which is so disingenuous to write because no one would have approached you with this deal if they thought that
Well, okay. So here's something interesting about these shit coins
Despite the fact that it's not a great look that Adam says his fans are too stupid to figure out crypto
I do kind of agree with him because I don't think that the main people who are buying up these meme coins are actually fans
of that influencer. However, I'm not entirely sure who is buying this.
And one of the things I keep thinking about as these scams keep coming out is
I really, really want to hear from the people who are losing all of the money.
I don't know that we've ever gotten a report from somebody who has truly lost a
lot of money from a meme coin because they're too embarrassed to come out because that's stupid I got an idea
Yeah, start a meme coin, and then you could lose a bunch of money
And then you'll have that story
That is the most thoughtful thing that you have ever done from the Carl. It's just beautiful absolutely great
Yes It's just beautiful absolutely great you want a chopper's coin Yes
Put you down for maybe maybe a clubfoot coin. I don't know
You can do that. Yeah, I like portfolio. I get it of course of course
So in my clip six we know that a whole bunch of people are making money off of this coin again
That's the whole reason that all of these people are doing it
making money off of this coin. Again, that's the whole reason that all of these people are doing it. So Adam finally is going to speak out about the coin and he sort of expresses
some regret about it. Someone told me that they had a bag for me to promote a crypto
token. I guess I didn't process initially that it was going to be perceived as like me starting a crypto token
That's such bullshit flashback
I also don't understand how those two things are different, right?
Like me promoting a coin that has my name on it or my cuck
legacy on it
Versus me being affiliated with the coin. Those
are the exact same thing. Yes. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. Well,
this is why I can't. This is why I don't know because I don't. I haven't watched
the episode. I don't follow Adam 22 close enough. Is he having fun with this and
knowing that this is all ridiculous and he's just like, yeah, I don't know if
people would actually think it's my thing it's like well no you said it was
your thing obviously you know that or is this really his like his strategy for
covering his ass I think that at this point he's covering his ass because he
definitely doubled down on it he was like oh yeah no I just did this thing
you know it's it's hard to say because he seems like the most insincere human that I've
ever watched in my entire life. I cannot get a read of him.
So there are times where he's kind of like a little bit more apologetic,
but then in the exact same breath, he will be saying something totally douchey.
True. So, and that leads us to a good question.
And which is how much did he participate in that rug pull in my clip?
Eight right right now people are saying that this was a rug pull I
Didn't know I didn't realize that this was gonna be the same type of thing that I've watched so many
Coffezilla videos about well, that's obviously bullshit because coffeezilla warned him about it
About well, that's obviously bullshit because coffeezilla warned him about it
But not only that if he's claiming that I don't think that he watched any coffee zillas How can you not know that that is going to be the thing?
How do you not know that coffeezilla is coming for you for any meme coin at this point if you are a content creator
And you create a meme coin
Coffeezilla is getting you but he's going to he's playing dumb
But he's also kind of stupid. I was gonna say the stupid or liar thing, I'm gonna go with both. Right,
like he could be just dumb, it's very possible. It is, it is very very possible. My clip 9,
which is just wrapping it up, because honestly I can't listen to Adam 22, and again he goes
back and forth so many times about how he actually feels about this,
and did I do it, and did I not do it,
and how much did I know.
My clip nine, we are gonna find out what he has learned
from this whole experience.
Mistakes were made.
I've learned from my lesson.
My next token will be the token to end all tokens.
I guess that's the main.
Woo!
Let's do it again! All right. Will be the token to end all tokens. I guess that's the main
We're gonna get it right one of these times
All right. So yeah, so I think he's fucking around. I don't think he gives a shit
No, I don't think he gives a shit I think he made a ton of money on it and I think that
No, I don't think he gives a shit. I think he made a ton of money on it And I think that even if he never recovers from this whole scandal
He made enough money that it he's never gonna give a fuck. He doesn't care. That's the way to do it
Yeah, honestly, Haley can learn something from this guy if Haley would just be like, yeah fuck off
You really invested in my meme coin you idiots. What do you want from me?
And they just kept doing her show we'd have all moved on but instead talk to a
Maybe she didn't get enough of the cut
Or maybe she has a heart. Oh weird. I didn't yeah, I didn't even think of that
Yeah, it's possible my mind the shape she feels bad off fucking people over. She has a heart and no gag reflex
You don't give a blow job with your mouth, you
give it with your heart. That's right. By the way, this little clip that you threw in
there is from the movie Get-a-ven. Yes. I don't know how you could find it, but if
you can find it, you should watch it on repeat. It's great, and if you ever want
to see it, you can always watch trucker Andy and I's review of that movie on my
channel Once Over with Kaylee. Yes, I highly recommend that you do check that out because you do a fantastic job editing that and putting that together
It's a great episode once over with Kaylee on YouTube
Tookies back
Enthusiasm yes, I would like to announce the arrival of
the tokey coin get your tokey tokens coming to trust tokey yes of course guys
I mean I would only fuck my fans over for a hundred thousand dollars what is
the price that you would fuck over the two comedic acts out there all 800 of them yes?
50 grand 50 grand okay. Mm-hmm. I try go 43. I got a car y'all 43 yes
My car that's about done with my pay off my car. Yes, I'll fucking talk about that your Tesla channel. Oh, yeah
Talk of Melton
Tookie Tesla talk with Melton with Tookie in the hunchback.
So apparently there is no definitive part.
Apparently Kevin and Johnny were just really bad talking.
Opie a lot and there was a lot of talk about Steve C.
All right. And then at the
end Kevin's telling Joey Catalano to Steve C himself. So I don't know
where the actual comment that took him down but the 138 time code was
not where I wanted to be and reading back through the thread it seems that
there was a lot of conversation about possibly going to Greenland or whatever you stupid people have to say I say these
YouTube channels that's actually a Dick Masterson invention going to Greenland
well that actually is a great segue into our Opie segment Lucy do you have time
to hang out with us yeah all. All right. Let's talk about OP. Yesterday morning, that was
Friday the 21st of February, Kumiya was a guest on
Sid and friends in the morning Sid Rosenberg on wabc in New York City
The second day in a row guesting on there and they had a big announcement
And you were way before I was even decent in this business
You're a major star so people want to hear you. I know the podcast is is great I've been on it it's a great show great host but they want to
hear your voice on a New York radio station a legendary New York radio
station like WNEW was right ago so you've now been on this show two
consecutive days mm-hmm you're in these studios and I've taken the tour around
the building I've taken some hands and met right spoken with a lot people here at w a b c and it wasn't like you just got
lost on the way back to south california
so
you must be here for some
reason
there are discussions this session at very high level very high and uh...
we we are as seeing if we can can somehow come to an agreement where the Phoenix will rise from the ashes and Anthony Cumea might be back on New York broadcast radio airwaves here at WABC radio.
Amazing.
This is crazy. This is crazy news that's going on that Anthony's going back to Terrestrial Radio New York.
Insanity. crazy moves that's going on that Anthony's going back to Terrestrial Radio New York.
Insanity. Well, and so the question is, what is he going to be part of? Sid's show? What are they doing?
And so they talk about that a little bit.
And there's a lot of speculation as to what's going on. And I will say that it is not a
Sid and Anthony show that we're looking at.
Not yet.
Not yet.
That could happen down the road.
You never know in this crazy business, Sid.
I want to go to Miami a little bit.
I'm getting old.
I'm tired.
Yeah, there you go.
But I go to South Carolina.
But we are such strong presence that it's like putting two pieces of plutonium together.
That's exactly what it is.
You get a critical mass.
We need to be separated for a little while and see what goes on.
But just say high level talks are going on and I would love to once again be part of
the terrestrial broadcast radio in New York.
Well I'm involved in those high level talks and for what it's worth worth I want you here in a big way so any station that gets you is
lucky to have you so. Thank you sir. No station is good enough not anymore not
anymore. No. Where a great talent can't help so I want Anthony Cormier here and I
think so does everybody else so. And I want to. I love it. Welcome aboard.
So big news.
Anthony tweeted this out after that appearance.
He says, looks like I'm the newest member of the WABC
Talk Radio family.
Details about show days and times to come next week.
This will not affect my show on Compound Censored at all.
Looking forward to my triumphant return to broadcast
radio at NYC.
Thanks to everyone at WABC radio.
And I have to say, I know that Blind Mike talks a lot about how
cancel culture was a big topic, always getting brought up.
And is it over? I think this, if it hasn't already been over,
this definitely proves that we're done with cancel culture now.
That Anthony can be hired by w abc
And be back on the radio
That's amazing. Also is opi crying in a corner somewhere what's happening with opi? We're gonna get to that
After he heard the news
And he's hilarious. He says I got huge news. I'm making my triumphant return to cb radio
My livestream will now be heard on channel 19. Hope he made a joke I got huge news. I'm making my
this was brought up during OPI's live stream yesterday morning. And we'll get into it, but first, I gotta remind everybody that it's FU Friday!
On this fine FU Friday, what bothered you this week?
This is your chance to be a part of the fine podcast and live stream, alright?
So let me know in the chat, we'll put you on the big screen, and we'll have a laugh or two.
What's up, Nebula? Good to see you. I gotta be honest. The FU Friday thing is not working for him. I don't think.
I've never seen someone just like, yeah,
you know what I want to say FU to this Friday, Opie.
Like that's what he's going for. I just never see it come through.
But he's also through doing a bit where they need like call ins, you know,
he needs people to be able to call in.
You can't really express too much and however many characters they let you but I would pay Opie's children money to one Friday
Just open the door to whatever wherever your dad is hiding doing this and just go fuck you
How much money would you pay these kids
$20 all right, I'll double that I'm in for that
Yeah, so if you have an FU,
then he'll put it up on the big screen.
Wow, my check could be up on the big screen?
Then he starts doing his roll call.
He's calling out individual people.
And Opie, you know, he clowns us
for not having original content.
These guys, all they can do is just react
to other people's shows. They can't do original content. And Opie's like, I can having original content. These guys, all they can do is just react to other people's shows.
They can't do original content.
And everybody's like, I can do original content.
And he's got some really good stuff like this.
How are you, Kyle?
Hope you're gonna have a good weekend.
We're gonna, we're gonna, well, we're gonna be running around with our, with our, our
heads in our asses.
We got a lot to do, man. You got the two kids. We got a school
dance. We got a kids party.
He doesn't talk to adults enough. He's losing his mind.
He needs human interaction more than anyone in the world. He is just craving it. That's
the whole point of FU Fridays. That is why he is getting so he like he's tripping up on it
Our asses cuz we're so busy what he doesn't know what he's doing he has no idea
How old are these kids by the way should these kids be almost in their 20s?
Like everyone all these people use their kids that is an excuse like the Opie's not going to his kids friends birthday party, right?
No, you know what I mean?
13 14 during there might stop the cake
Yeah, you should take talk that and that would actually be beneficial He stopped getting invited to the parties because of that like now we can't have cake stopping Hughes over here fine
He's not doing all this shit. Well also in Manhattan. It's not they're driving the kids around to things
Like when the kids get older they can easily get on
Transportation or whatever they need to do to get to these different activities that they have. But no, he's so busy they have their heads up their ass and so he's talking about his recent
episode from Geb Hards and some wild stuff is happening over on that show. And we're patiently
waiting to see if we're all going to get ringworm. I got to send that picture off to Dr. Steve.
If you weren't watching the live at Get Fats,
Ron the waiter, he has more things wrong with him.
He tries to tell everybody that he has the best teeth
on earth, he tries to tell people that he's a very healthy
man, but every time we talk to him, he has another ailment.
And this week's ailment
he has two giant red circles on his lower leg he says it's from spider bites
he says it's from spider bites that never healed and and he touched everybody
and everything so now we're all like kind of texting each other going you
think we're gonna get rigworm? He wants Ron the waiter to be a
character so badly, but I actually was listening to Anthony, I might even play
the clip on the show, talk about this. He was like, Ron the waiter's on the show at
Gebhard's talking all sorts of nonsense and hope he's too busy staring at the
chat to actually engage in the conversation with the guy. So if he wants
him to be a character, he's got to at least have a back and forth with the guy
every now and again. See what he's up to. a character, he's got to at least have a back and forth with the guy every now and again
See what? Just tell your friend. It's probably chiggers. It's always most likely chiggers. Thank you. Nighter Steve. You're welcome
I'm glad we do that now, but he's trying to like build up this guys
If you're not paying attention to live at Gephard's you crazy things are happening. We all think we have ringworm now
Do ya?
What's going on? Wait? Is that something that get parts once out there by the way?
The last four people who were in our restaurant all apparently spread ringworm to each other so no no
They're just bites from the rats. It's not a regular
No, no, they're just bites from the rats. It's not a regular
Alright so Let's talk more about what's going on with Ron the waiter and this other show
When are you gonna move on from Ron the waiter? Ken R one says never
My numbers have been going up. Okay, let's talk
Let's talk about his numbers going up
so I was looking at his YouTube page here and
It's interesting to see what gets views
It's when he's talking about Anthony that's got 1600 views
He's got a thing about Patrice O'Neill. It's got 1,500. Bill Burr's got 1,200 Everything in Gebhart's that says what a hundred views
Just been loaded like 15 minutes ago
No, that's from these are from yesterday. That's from three days ago
It's like the numbers are going up listen everybody loves Ron the waiter obviously
going up. Listen, everybody loves Ron the waiter, obviously.
238 views, 316 views. And then you look at like Anthony is loyal to nobody but himself. Open Anthony Crabb, 4000.
Never great. Got a thousand views. Like, I don't know why you guys always drag
you'd be back. Yeah, right? This is all he does is shit talk
That's his only thing that actually anyone wants to see from him people love ringworm, but they don't love Ron the waiter
But this is something I didn't realize was going on if you go to his live channel
Oh, so he has the last couple things that he's streamed up here, and then everything else is members only
No, you gotta be a member of this channel or to watch these horrible streams
Friday streams
Well, I love this business model though, well, I'm not very popular no one's watching it what do they put it be on a paywall
Very unleashed no
Closeted and chained up
Opie goes off on a
geopolitical rant
which is very on Opie like and I normally wouldn't play a clip like this except for what the
Free chat that he put up on the screen while he's doing this. And then the people are like, we're sick of paying for it.
I understand.
We don't really want to pay for this thing and others should help pay for the
Ukraine thing, but it's a, it's a,
it's a tug of war over there in Europe.
And if Russia could just push, push, push, push more to the more to the left and
say, it's not good for the stability of the world.
Shout out to producer Chris. He's going through this rant. I was waiting for him to say, I don't trust any of them.
Right. No, he's very pro-Ukraine. He's like, I can't believe people want Russia to win this war.
It was odd that he was going through all this. I never hear him do that And so later on in the show he gets back to this he talks about this quite a bit actually
And I did something that took he taught me when we were in Largo last year
Tookie was watching Opie and he went you know Opie shows actually decent if you speed it up. That's right
That's right
I'm gonna show you this is what Opie's political talk is but sped up at 2x time
Putin wants to take over all of you crazy. He's not gonna just sit there after Are you sure? Yeah, but you you tend to lie
Okay, I can trust you
Yeah, can he sacks it'd be perfect this is the show oh, holy shit chicken
Bounce around a lot
Like to be all right I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm Drum all day. Little Todd Rundgren, overrated, thank you very much, but I like that song. Elephant in the Room, Anthony seems to be heading
to 770 WABC morning slot, so well, good for Anthony.
Why is that the elephant in the room?
I don't give two shits what Anthony does.
Okay, that's weird, because you talk about him every week.
Most of your videos on your channel are about Anthony.
And it's almost like, hey, Anthony's doing a thing
that you used to do.
And he goes, why would I care?
What do you mean?
In your city where you live.
Yes, at a station that you had conversations with
about getting employed by.
I turned them down three times.
I was making more money here
Well, yeah, we're gonna we're gonna get into that so
Opie first has to pretend like he doesn't care or why would he even want to talk about that? She's like open this is what your show is now. I
Mean, we all know that I'm sure you do too
But yeah, this is his response to that. I don't care
I
Turned down ABC no less than three times
since I got let go from Sirius XM.
If it works for him, great, but the fact is
they don't have any money.
He was offered three different jobs.
And I remember, because we actually pulled the clip,
we were playing them when we did the live show in Philly,
which was close to two years ago.
And he mentioned that it
was a hundred thousand dollar offer but that was to put together the whole show
so if he had other on-air talent they'd have to get paid out of that hundred
thousand dollars so that was the sticky wicket for him and it's not surprising
because Opie can't do a show on his own he knows that and so they're going yeah
we want Opie from Opie and Anthony
You know it'll be a nice move for us We'll get a lot of publicity if you're our morning guy and then a hundred thousand dollars to pay him and always like yeah
But I need to have at least two or three other guys in there. I need to have Ron the waiter
Requires at least ten dollars an hour
That's gonna to be really boring if that's not the case
so Opie continues to talk about this and this is not the brag that he thinks it is.
Look I don't even, it's Super Chat Friday, I haven't even made a dollar today, but the
fact is between my live streaming, my podcast, and monetization here and there. I make more money than what W A B C
has offered me. The two or I think it is officially three times that I said no to them. They're
offering you shit money. I'll be exactly like, yeah guys, you know what? I actually make
so much money on YouTube. You don't. We see it. We see what's going on. I make more money
here than what W A B C was offering me. Well, then they don't have any respect for your talent. Nope. Could you imagine? Yeah, I got a job offer
They totally lowballed me and you're bragging about it. Well, it's not just it's not just lowballed him
It's paying under minimum wage because there is no way that he is making minimum wage on YouTube. Yeah
Yeah, I mean now that he's only, maybe he has 140,000 members
on the channel and he's making bank, highly down it. That's the nicest thing that you
ever said. I know, it was a joke. Wonderful. I love it. Yeah. So apparently, OP is making
money doing this, which I call bullshit. Does OP have an OnlyFans account that we don't
know about? Where are these other streaming revenues coming from?
He could have been a model when he was younger.
Those moves.
So, Opie is explaining why he's not back on radio.
They have no money over there.
That's why I'm not on radio anymore.
Because the money stinks.
It absolutely stinks.
And I'm kind of damaged goods at this point.
So I would have to kind of start from a low level.
And I'm not willing to go back on regular radio
to make pennies on the dollar.
I'm just not, I just don't want that.
What do you think he thinks he means by damaged goods?
That's my question.
He goes, I'm damaged goods. And it's like. He goes I'm damaged goods and it's like well
Anthony the guy that you call a racist every chance that you get an alcoholic. He's not damaged goods
What is what is he talking about what is he referring to and he says he's damaged goods he's been exposed that he
to and he says he's damaged goods. He's been exposed that he stinks. That's what he means. That's what I think. He stinks. He stinks and I don't like him. Cause he's been trying to get
a job on the radio. That's why he does the consistent first thing in the morning stuff.
That's why he doesn't swear anymore. When he has guests at Gebhardt, he goes, oh, watch your
language guys. All to prove he can do radio again, and then Anthony gets the job
And hope he goes. Oh, I would even want that job pay anything
Meanwhile, okay all of everything that he's gonna do. We don't know what it is yet
We don't have schedule is or anything like that, but he has said he's gonna continue to do the Anthony Kumia show on
compound censored
So it's only adding to his income
This is the thing that Opie doesn't understand. He's just like, well I wouldn't take a job in radio
because I wouldn't make as much money as I do now. Well why don't you just do that
also. They expect him to do two things? Yeah, why don't you just do both of those things then,
dummy. And from my perspective it doesn't seem like it's work for Anthony at all.
It seems like he takes such pleasure in it. He loves it, but this is work for Opie. Yes
I think that's a big difference for sure even the idea of being on
New York radio Opie you would open yourself up to a much larger audience
You can then focus on your social media more because you would have an actual audience watching you
Yeah
the reason why he has 150,000 followers on YouTube is because he was promoting it
when he was on the radio for all those years. Get back on the radio and promote
the other shit you're doing. Right. Alright so yeah he's he's dumb. And and
you know the money's in in successful podcasts at this point but look if he
goes to ABC and he's happy
great i don't give a crap i just want him to leave me the f alone it's as simple as that
okay this whole thing where opi's acting like anthony won't leave him alone is so infuriating
because opi all he does is post shit about anth Anthony And he's been talking tons of shit about Jim Norton who says nothing about him
And so is that what he means by leave him alone? Like just talking about him on your show?
He thinks that that is just he's gone too far. He brought up my name again on his show
I want to leave me alone when Opie's not leaving anyone alone
Yeah, and Anthony's giving him constructive criticism, right? I just I don't know how opi makes sense of this in his own head where he's going man
This guy won't leave me alone, and we just looked at opi's channel everything
It's about these other guys, and he does in this episode get into bashing Jim Norton again out of nowhere
but
Yeah, so unrealistic cuz it like, what the fuck else
are we gonna talk to you about, Opie?
Unless we talk to you about
things related to Opie and Anthony.
I mean, honestly, you've been away from that show
for like 10 years, and you've done nothing.
Nothing of accomplishment to talk about.
It's all just been stuff to goof on you for.
There's just, what does he think?
It's the opposite of glory days.
We need to talk about it
because there's nothing else to talk about.
Yes.
It's definitely eating him up inside
that Anthony got this job.
Just the fact that he's just like,
well, all the real money's in podcasting,
so I don't know why he'd do that,
but if he likes that stupid job, then he should just take that stupid
job and like it that I got some pretty good opium. Yeah. Like we see, we see exactly what's
happening here. Oh, B. So then later on in the show, someone brings up and I, we just
played this on WTP. I thought Opie learned, but apparently not. Someone brings up the
Steve C stuff. Steve C was a producer who I believe
went to Greenland after he was let go from Opie and Anthony.
No, he died. Oh. And so they're talking about Steve C and
someone brings up that yeah, you know, Anthony was saying you
treated Steve C wrong or you were the problem that he had or something like
that. And Opie just takes the bait and just goes, Oh, that must be what happened. What's
happening then. And starts firing back without seeing the clip or knowing what, if this is
real or not.
After all the years Steve C gave to the open answer show, why isn't Anthony here? I go,
I don't know. Jim Norton couldn't be bothered. Steve Seed dies tragically.
And the only two people that went to the wake from the
Opie and Anthony show was May and Erock.
So it's more garbage from a garbage man.
And trust me, his family and friends hate him.
They're like, oh, I guess he couldn't be bothered.
Well, that's great.
That's just great.
And then if you want to know the truth, then there was, uh,
then there was a situation where the family needed some funds and guess who gave them funds. So Steve, so Steve C is being used by Anthony.
Really? Really? To get a, get a few points on me.
And really the family,
the friends think
you're garbage for not showing up at the wake.
Seems like he's easily triggered by this. That's a crazy reaction
to the chat. Opie, any response on what Anthony said about you
throwing Steve under the bus? And I think it was a comment
that he made about how Opie would talk to management about
the employees.
I mean, I don't have to go through it.
Anthony's talked about it quite a bit.
So we know what his perspective is on it.
But from this, so he goes,
Jim Norton didn't go to the wake
and neither did Anthony when Steve C passed away.
And because he started talking about Jim,
he had to fucking go off on him.
So he could go screw. I'm not dealing with him
and his garbage anymore. Same to Norton, you're a piece of garbage. They couldn't be bothered.
Me and Erock drove up to Steve Seas wake. It was embarrassing because we were the only ones from
the ONA show that went. That's interesting too. So it wasn't just Jim and Anthony who didn't go it was everyone but you and Erock
So I don't know what to make of that, but it's like it's all to injury. He was embarrassed to be there, right?
Oh, sorry, buddy. What a piece of shit. Yeah to be like, yeah that shows you that Anthony and Jim are the worst people
I want about Sam and what about you go through the list of all the people who worked on the show.
They're all garbage. All of them.
This is what Opie's doing every week. He's calling Jim Norton names.
Jim says nothing about Opie. He calls him out nonstop.
And then he has the balls of that clip that we just played to go,
I wish Anthony would just leave me alone.
Okay. I have one more clip from this show
Because someone calls him out for having the beanie on
I love his reaction to this
I mean when
Anthony was saying that there's 30 people watching 25 or hate watching and he's got five fans
This is an example of like a hate watcher watching his show. Uh, Gundy, why are you wearing a beanie inside?
Uh, God, I hate you.
Why would you hate little old me, Gundy?
I'm freezing if you want to know the truth.
And my hair looks like, uh, gaba-
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Thank you, OPID, for this one.
OP.
I always appreciate that.
He's got to rebrand man. He's got to lose that. Oh, B thing. I mean, God damn him and Ron Howard,
who are the oldest looking guys going by the name? Oh, P. Yeah, I know.
It's not, it's not great. He really should have rebranded. Yes.
We've talked about this when he went to
Westwood one he was OP radio And that didn't work out in less than a year there and then he starts up
You know
He keeps doing the OP radio podcast like because he knows no one would know who Greg Hughes is
respects OP no
Nobody that the guy's everything sucks mm-hmm. Yes, I would think so. I don't know
So yeah, that's what's going on. Well, I'm sure we'll see more reactions from Opie as more news comes out about this gig and
Hope he has time to think about it stew. I hope Anthony chooses doggy as his co-host
as his co-host. Oh no!
Could you imagine?
This fucking guy took my pet to be his co-host!
Amazing.
Leave me alone!
OBS has set up the camera every day for Doggie.
Can I get you anything, Doggie, before you start your show?
Dick!
Tell Anthony I said hi! Show Tell it isn't high
Tell your co-host to leave me alone
All right, I want to transition to another co-host that's barely human I you goodbye. I pulled an episode of That Reality Show starring Helga Mann and Lisa Boswell from
September 6, 2023. And when I go back and find these old episodes that are up on their Vimeo
account, I'm never disappointed. They're always fantastic. And actually, I think this clip right
here might be our new intro for this segment. I love it. I love it.
It's that reality show with Helga's reality.
Lisa's very animated on this episode.
She's very excited about it.
And there's a specific reason why.
You come to the portion of the show that I love the most.
It's called wake and bake Wednesday.
And the reason that I love it the most is
because how can I have PTSD? I mean terrible PTSD. I know where I got mine. I got mine
in prison. I got mine in elementary school. I got hers in elementary school. That's a
good place to get it
I've always wondered where I should get mine. She's 80 years old
I have to smoke pot every day because elementary school what?
Look at her Carl
She looks like it's a five-year-old boy or girl whatever
now five-year-old boy or girl or whatever. Jesus Christ. It's like watching Herman Munster just dress up as Lily for the day. Like, what is happening? And then they're like, how do we lose the election? We'll get into some of that. But first, let's talk about what happened to Helga in elementary school that caused her to be an 80-year-old that has to smoke pot every day all day long.
We have people actively, groups of people actively trying to kill you.
Well, you shouldn't sashay around the schoolyard.
Sashay?
Sashay.
No.
Being fey.
Yeah, being fey.
We call it being fey around these parts.
Helga was shaking her little hiney for all the boys at the school yard.
Did you hear Helga say people were actively trying to kill me in elementary school?
Listen, Helga says a lot of stuff.
No shit.
Helga, get over yourself.
I love how excited Lisa is about everything all the time. Like
it's wake and bake Wednesday. It could be wake and make any day if you wanted it to
be. It's beautiful. She's very excited about it, but then she makes it a bummer immediately.
I'm excited because it's wake and bake Wednesday, which I need because I was in prison
It's like Jesus Christ trying to have some fun folks and pot
These two still doing anything or I know they had an issue with their channel, but are they like they're just gone I can't find it if they do if they have something going on
How the posts on Instagram every now and then but that's about it. That's all I've seen too bad because there's such
Yes, they're so unique. There's no other you all like this and broadcasting there never will be
Then I originally hated Helga, but I grew to love her Helga has become my favorite
Oh, I'm gonna give you some reasons to change your mind
But hey Tuki we both met Helga in person
Yes, I was a little surprised
Helga has a very strong grip
You were surprised by that you were surprised by that a lot more manly than I expected to be honest with you
Just features of a refrigerator
gigantic Yeah, and she thought she was gonna hop up and do the roast with us Expected to be honest with you. Mm-hmm. She has features of a refrigerator gigantic
Yeah, and she thought she was gonna hop up and do the roast with us. Mm-hmm
Oh, I'll do the roast. Did you write any jokes? No, you're ready jokes. Well, then you're down the rust
She asked who key to get her up on stage
Like we now she's she's one of those people who like
Will figure it out later like let's just people who like, we'll figure it out later. Like, let's just make it happen.
I'll figure it out later.
All right.
So this is, uh, Lisa was some really good advice.
You got to stand up to bullies.
You got to punch them in the nose.
Let them know who you are.
Get them as hard as you can.
Well, from then on, nobody ever, my brothers know who I am.
There's no question about who I am.
I took on a kid three times my size.
My brother who is six, five, that's 300 pounds will warn you ahead of time.
You'll get your head taken off by her.
What I'm noticing about this era is that Lisa is threatening violence all the time.
It's not stop.
Lisa just wants to kick everyone's ass, which is awesome.
I like that her solution to bullies is the same thing that you're supposed to do to sharks.
So I feel even more akin to Lisa right now than I ever have in the past.
These two are such bitches.
They're always trying to one-up each other
Yes, that was the first time Helga ever acknowledged Lisa saying anything. She just laughed at something Lisa said she did. Yeah
Yeah, usually they're just waiting for the other person to stop so they can start talking about sometimes not even that
So they're talking about
Trump of course, that was 2023 and
about Trump, of course, that was 2023. And they're talking about him winning the election as he said he did in 2020. I
don't think anyone likes anyone. Okay, it's a fun clip. So now
they're talking about the governor in Alabama. And they
don't like this governor in Alabama and Lisa's got a plan for that.
For us to shatter his glass jaw.
I don't buy anymore, but there's a good reason for that.
So Lisa just wants to punch the guy in the face.
But then Lisa comes up with a better idea for something that she can do to the governor of
Alabama. I'd like to have him get caught in bed with me. We have pictures and video.
We'll go go get a bed with him. I'm trying to figure out how I get. I like the fuck is why
that's even just about as big.
I
Mean supportive all of them
The funny thing about Lisa's at least as a poon hound Lisa wants to fuck all the hot chicks
That's all she's thinking about she's like what fucking wiped out. that I don't like him but I would do that Well, I can think about when I watch these two is that there is an army of cockroaches doing a choreographed dance in their kitchen
Joe's apartment Joe's apartment
So gross there
So this is a bit of a mixed message coming off of the sleeping with the governor's wife thing No, and I wouldn't I wouldn't get in bed with her. Shit. The hell I
would.
She's already. Holy shit. Let me tell you something. Sploosh.
This is just fun because it's them predicting the future. And this is
going back a year and a half. So we find out that they don't know what
the fuck they're talking about.
And they're talking about Trump again.
The 14th Amendment, section three is gonna get enacted.
He is not going to be able to run for president.
Chances are excellent that not only
won't Donald Trump be able to run,
but several other of his most ardent MAGA supporters in Congress, who aided and abetted
the coup, won't be able to run either.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Yeah, so way off on that, she's like, chances are really good that Trump will be able to
run and Marjorie Taylor Greene won't be able to run.
All these Republicans, we don't want oh shit
They'll just sound fuck
That didn't work out. Well at all. Let's get off politics Lisa tells a story about getting busted smoking pot
They're very excited in the Connecticut where they live. It's legal because she's from South Carolina
That's where she was living when she was homeless. It's not legal in South Carolina. And this is a doozy of a story with the with the
PTSD that I have
You see I was in prison for 11 years 11 years four months and 23 days
It's good for depression
expression. Yeah.
So anyway, I was in South Carolina, I was smoking some pot, I was sitting there one
day smoking a bowl right down in this little park, Plyler Park, and the cops walked up
to me and they said, you want to put that out?
I went, yes, sir.
Then they arrested me. I
said I didn't have it a little bit. I just had a bowl full. You want to arrest me
for a bowl full? Well you're trans. That's a good reason.
That's a good reason.
They used to not be against the law when you're trans. And you want to go back down there.
I want to go back down there and get in a fight.
I didn't see that coming.
Long play.
I should have known.
So according to Lisa Boswell, she was smoking marijuana out in the open in the park
Not hiding it from police and the police get one smoking pot like we're looking at you. What are you doing and
She goes yeah, but it's not very much though. I can't believe you're trans
Is that how that works I don't know I don't spend a lot of time in South Carolina. I don't know. I would have finished the bowl
first. I'll ask Missy if
they're cracking down on trans
people in parks in South
Carolina. I'm not sure that's
what's going on. So you just
heard she wants to go back to
South Carolina. How was it?
Why would you want to go there?
Such an awful place. She wants
to fight people and this
continues. If I could buy that would want to go but I can fight I can fight like a motherfucker
She is ready to kick the shit out of people I we got to get her to devil cat three feisty
with Erin
What is she like now what this was before she was on the verge of death, right?
Um, kind of, yes. She's almost died a few times since this video. Yeah. Yeah. And but
then when she came back, she was very, she was even more angry, but at least here she
has like a lovable kind of charisma to her anger. Like that's what I'm saying. She's
been gone from the spotlight for so what I'm saying she's been gone
from the spotlight and so for so long I hope she's okay she's the happiest
angry person that I've ever seen yeah I know but I think she might now be the
most angry angry person yes well because she hates her living situation she does
not like Helga she hates Helga's boyfriend animals are running over the place. She doesn't care for that.
But this is where you see it start to boil over right here.
Y'all have this smoke a little bit in the car. The resin gets into the gets into the uh, you know the heat the heating element runs
At the time the air is
Shut up
And that will be the smell element shut up She's taking your catchphrase to key
Shut up Lisa
So awesome cuz how does going on and on about how if we drive down there where we get pulled over they're gonna search my car
going on and on about how if we drive down there where we get pulled over they're gonna search my car we're throwing in prison and Lisa said they're
going shut up none of this is happening what are you talking about
so how guys experienced she's experienced literally everything you
can on this planet yeah just trying to you know she's force lovely starting an
elementary school yeah right so then Lisa well, you know what fine i'll just fly to south carolina
Several shut up. I don't care. I'm not gonna do it. You know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna fly
If I get in the first altercation i'm gonna come back here. I'm gonna kick your ass
I'll beat the shit out of you
So shut the fuck up
If I get into a funny I Like
We as the camera angle are someone that's tied up in a chair and these two are just looking at you
and just these awkward moments of silence and then the one just bursts out into anger for no reason
is very texas chainsaw massacre like well that a little back and forth right there just reminded
me of that kids in the hall skit which i know we've talked about this before the two sisters who are both men who put on wigs and
lost their minds like
Very schizophrenic what's going on as we're watching this so then they're talking about Bob Seeger
Once again just always a one-upper when she talks about her life
You can't believe what she's done.
But he came up the hard way.
Like we didn't?
Well, why did we come up, Helga?
I don't know.
My first gig as a rock musician was opening,
was being in a bar band in a very, very big very busy place talking about that and then opening for the stones
I mean, I'm not talking about that
Talking about how we were how we were raised you had a loving family. Yes
I had a family full of fucking assholes
You guys uh, you guys hear how good good she opened for the Rolling Stones yes
She also her first gig yeah, she also said one time that the Grateful Dead reached out to her to tour with them
Just be a holy musician. I can't believe all these people did I ever tell you about the time?
I gave Jimmy Buffett a blow job under the
point pleasant boardwalk? Yes, you've told us that many times. He was a straight and
quick shooter. I'll tell you that. All right. So Lisa is going to show off her new vape
pad. She's very excited about it. And she's going to show us the instructions on how it works. You've got to make sure that that button comes on it. It's green. Green. Nothing.
It's green or blue. It's good to go but if it doesn't light up, it's no good. You gotta put a charge on it. Yep. It's electric. It's electric
My vibrator is making funny noises. Oh boy
Oh god, what's an inner butt from inside? Yeah
Oh God, what is it in her butt? From inside? Yeah.
I also am imagining Lisa going to the store to buy that vape pen and having to have somebody explain to her how to use it
And now she's regurgitating those instructions, which I love so much
Holy shit, Lisa's never looked more like Beavis
Helga's never looked more like Butt-Head
Yes
Lisa looks like all of iron maiden at once
television
Boy
Same all right, so it's crazy the mood swings happen on this show. I'm going right in order so
You just saw Lisa go shut up shut the fuck up my family's all assholes like other stuff. She's like look at this
And how good is concerned about her vibrator making weird noises, and that's where I want to conclude things
We learn it's gonna send it to the shop. We are about to learn how Helga jerks off
Well, I discovered that if I put the thing against my g-spot and turned it on I
Would have five or six orgasms and rack of rapid sexation.
I am real sorry.
It's making funny noises.
Real sorry.
How does Helga have a G-spot?
Can someone explain this to me?
Where would you find such a thing?
That's why it's been so hard for the rest of us and fine
Is it is it next to you this testicle or is it on the bottom of that
Or is it on the bottom of that?
She's like she has a vibrator in her lap right now, but she's currently oh, yeah I don't think so, but but she did say that she can orgasm five or six times in a row
Listen I never planned on transitioning.
Bullshit, bullshit.
But if that's a thing that can happen,
I'll look into it, I'll do my research.
Yeah, get jealous, boys.
It was Carl, it was multiple.
I think this year I'm gonna get eye surgery,
fix my teeth, and remove everything I removed
to get a G-spot.
Doc, can you put that in my butt or should I do that before I get
here? How does that work?
Alright, I see Cardiff is not here, but that's okay because we do have a new game, Two Minutes
with Tom Myers. This is a fantastic game. Oh, I should mention this
time. Um Mr. Kill everything had Tom Meyers on his show last
night and he sent me a DM that I didn't see until this morning
inviting me on as well. So, I was like, great. Titans of 10
Entertainment. Right. So, I was like, oh, **** I'm sorry. I
missed this but I'll check it out. So, I went to his channel
and I found him talking to Tom this, but I'll check it out So I went to his channel
I found him talking to Tom Myers
And I just kind of left it there as I was prepping for the show and I'll come back to it I come back
It's gone fuck
So I reached out to mr. Kill everything I said hey, man
I was gonna pull some clips from this show, but you took it down he goes. Yeah, I take out all my shows
Why do people do this I go dude?
That's a terrible thing to do the algorithm is never gonna show your stuff to people your stuff
Doesn't exist. It's not a way to grow your channel. Hey, man. I was about to clip your show to make fun of you
Why'd you take it down?
To me he put it back live again after I said that so I did start clipping it
But it was like literally 30 minutes before we started so I didn't really have time
So I think we'll probably get to it next time so I have the video now of
I have time so I think we'll probably get to it next time so I have the video now of
Tom is like he's putting us out there a lot which is great because it shows how stupid he really is I
Just think he just like had bad political opinions of a lot of things, but I was no he's just a dumb guy
So it's been fun easily influenced to oh show the other day where he's pretty much taking on Chad's personality
Well, he inspired me to pull this
What comes up a lot when he was doing the impression of me
My tracks and I was looking to do it in my ear buds. Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! It was amazing. Fantastic.
Oh my god!
Doom says,
Should have hit me up Carl, I have tons of Mr. Kill everything. You know what, I should hit you up Doom.
Got it, got it, need it, got it, need it.
Right. That is the beauty of Doom.
All right, let's play the game. It's time for everyone's favorite new new game show.
Two minutes with Tom. What do you say, ladies and gentlemen? Are you ready to fumble?
A joke.
I did a show at a place called Shmokin Dam a couple nights back and he had to go up this
one road and a very good friend of mine, a very funny comedian named Jared Horning, he
made a comment about how there was nothing but porn stores and strip clubs going up this particular road I thought it was full of
shit and then I drove up that road I'm like holy shit there is nothing else to
fucking do in these towns and it's very insulting like in between these two
between some of these shops they have a billboard that says sex trafficking happens here no kidding
that billboard is right in between two strip clubs I don't need to be Herschel Walker with a fake badge to be able to figure this shit out
and there's so many of these places it's like okay remember when you were a kid
you went on a long car trip,
what did your parents always ask you?
What did Tom say next?
Here are your choices.
Number one, did you walk in
on mommy and daddy wrestling last night?
B, did you bring gas money?
Next, can you smell whiskey on daddy's breath? Four. Are you sure you
don't have to go to the bathroom before we leave? And lastly, does your ass still hurt?
Two minutes. Okay, I have to say some of those are way too funny to be Tom Myers punchline.
There's no way it's can you smell whiskey on daddy's breath, right? I think it's I'm
gonna go with four. Are you sure you don't have to go to the bathroom? What do you think,
Lucy?
I it has to be four not it. I did again. The others are too funny. It's got to be four.
What do you think to key? I am going with next
Can you smell whiskey on daddy's breath? Okay shit?
Producer Chris that I went next okay. Oh no all right. Let's see if Tom actually has a decent
Punchline what I would not have expected her
It's with palm
when I would not have expected her. It's with Pom.
And there's so many of these places, it's like,
okay, remember when you were a kid,
you went on a long car trip,
what did your parents always ask you?
Are you sure you're not to go to the bathroom
before we leave?
I fucking knew it.
I fucking knew it.
It's not a punchline.
No, it's, well, right. Yeah, it's more
What sad is we've seen this within the last year I know
I didn't remember this either
Sex shop, it's like they're asking you okay now. Are you sure you don't want to buy a dildo and some lube?
If it looks like I'm making eye contact with you right now, I apologize.
Let's just go ahead and move this on.
But I'm from a magical place called Maryland.
That's all for this time.
Come back next time if you can find the bomb.
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All right well
Lucy I want to thank you so much for for stopping by
Yes, thank you so much for having me. This has been a blast. Yeah, thank you. Ah, yes
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I'm gonna be hanging out with you guys, and I'm gonna be on with dr. Steve for his last ever episode of weird I didn't like to be on weird medicine. Oh wow you don't have boobies
Tookie are you on weird medicine? I was asked to help right and come up with ideas for it. Yeah
To help write and come up with ideas for it. Yeah
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It's gonna be a blast this year,
because everything is in one spot.
Don't have to worry about going back and forth,
rent a car or any of that crap,
and then Fremont Street is right outside.
So it's just gonna be, if you were there last year,
definitely come back, and if you felt like you missed out last year you did and you will miss out this
year again all right here's my question for you tookie what what's the priority
for you is it White Castle or in and out I have an in and out less than four
minutes from my house I don't give a shit about White Castle is the White Castle we're doing it late night where White Castle runs we're doing it
Tukey loves fast food all right well I'll let you guys get out of here we'll
finish up with some voicemails oh I should say real quick episode 600 is
this week so we'll be celebrating celebrate with this will be live 530
Eastern Time on our YouTube channel.
Swing by, celebrate 600 with us,
and if you want to, write a parody song and send it in.
We'll play it on the show.
We've already been getting a bunch of submissions,
so we appreciate that.
See, I told you homework, even as the audience.
Everyone has to get my homework.
Everyone do my job.
And if you give me money, I'll play your sock parody turning the air in him hold over my god
600 for a kid they said would never walk
They did actually they did say that
Tastic. Oh really? Yeah
Thanks to key I'm sitting down and doing podcasts. Oh no. You made the most of it. Thanks Tukey.
You're the best. Love you more than a friend.
Love you too. TukeySoup.com. Check it out.
We're doing it. Yay!
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on YouTube. Check it out.
Bye guys. Bye Lizzie.
We got news. Oh we do?
Alright. Yeah let's do this then.
Parting in the mosh pits of morning radio. We got news. Oh we do. All right. Yeah, let's do this then
Of morning radio
Great show good job. Everybody great job everyone
From patreon named after ports top lobstersta comported himself well on this episode. He's like a domestic kaya. Zach Wommer issues a retraction.
My apologies for referring to Top Lobsta's co-host as a moron.
After his explanation of Enloops, I take that back entirely.
Bubble Popper 24 politely demands,
More OP!
Please.
Mike Lastname inquires,
How is it possible that Stuttering John has better arms than Aaron Elmhold?
Troll Hunter weighs in. Great show Lady K. I particularly enjoyed your very reasonable
advice to the Toe to not bring the boxing gym into its online orbit. He royally fucked
up and that review you read is just the beginning. Oof. Brian Vivaro probably recycles to the
extreme. When Lucy Titebox isn't around, all the other characters should be asking,
Where's Lucy? The Negative Creek apparently thinks the Beatles are gay.
Carl's favorite album is Abbey Road, yet more evidence he's a JDI.
Video Ouija confesses, I used to like Ethan Klein years ago, way before the podcast.
He would shit on things.
I found him funny.
Crazy how much he sucks ass and has for a long time.
Timothy McDonough agrees.
Ethan Klein has fallen harder than Chad Zumok on the streets of Tampa.
Toilet, trademark, with some requests.
Hey Carl, tell Adam I think he's cool.
And really love when I see he's on an episode.
Also tell producer Chris he forgot his underwear at my house.
Again, Deluxe has the stats.
11 people are watching OP's livestream from GebHards right now.
11 people! There's 3 on screen, so they each draw about 4 people?
Ouch.
From Spotify, RedSop or Opines,
it's depressing to hear Opie get therapy from an AI
and that he can only have an AI as a co-host.
Nick H has the right to be wrong.
You guys can't go a month without mentioning Opie.
Without him, you guys are nothing. LOL.
Dragon Ruby notes,
it's insane to me that Opie is becoming Stuttering John,
as he leaves the internet, sort of.
It's almost like the universe is creating that role for content.
Yab Yab Oylanic proclaims,
Adam is my favorite J-word.
And from Reddit, Ayl Foxal has this to say,
I realized the other day that I've been listening to Carl dunk on Opie longer than I listen to ONA.
It's been the same thing the whole time.
We get it.
He's lame, unentertaining, and bitter to Jim and Ant.
I do want to keep hearing about the steel-toed drama, though.
Traditional pie asserts, I'm fine with Opie.
But the steel-toed guy is just a generic non-entity dullard who pretends he's the smartest guy
in the room and thinks he can out-troll the trolls.
Reality?
He's 40, has tits and a widow's peak, his career's in the shitter, family life's in
the shitter, and he desperately doesn't want you to notice.
Obnoxious ab sums things up, so everyone here feels one way or the other in
other words keep them both or lose them both no one will be happy any way you cut it predictable
and intrepid constant plays us out with carl should definitely craft a show around one person's
preferences we do appreciate the feedback that we get we thank you all for participating in our
internet news segment whether you knew you were doing that or not, don't mean no thing to me. Gary in San Diego called it a couple of times this week. I'm not
going to play them both. Oh, okay. Yeah. I love Gary. He's my favorite color, but a little bit
of self-advice would go a long way. Hey, Carl. On episode 597, Matt from Athens, I think that was his name, his little garble,
Matt from Athens kind of busted me.
He said he noticed that I called almost every show to talk about stuttering John.
Well, I'm here to fess up.
I am contractually obligated to talk about stuttering John
45 weeks out of the calendar year.
So I'm contractually obligated to talk about stuttering John 45 of those weeks. I get some time off for vacation. Too much. Now I did sign a contract,
but I'd like to tell you I find it with, but I also find an NDA. So I can't say I'd like to say,
So I can't say I'd like to say but I can't say anyway. I know I'm busted
And yeah, I have to think about something to talk about a Saturday John have to come up with a subject
45 weeks a year. That's
Maybe two times a week even because you have to podcast
that I address okay rock and roll
thank you Gary I'm playing the other Tony hot fingers trying to get my
attention in the chat right now Carl them they deleted my profile on discord
I'm not such oh I don't know who could delete your profile on discord but I'm not stuck Joe. I don't know who could delete your
profile on discord but I'm putting out a message to j t was
listening in the discord right now. Tony hot fingers is not
stuttering john. All right, that's as that's as best I can
do it for you. I think here's a great new show idea.
Hey, Carl, this is Alabama.. I had a WACP spin off idea after seeing that brisky bitch.
A show with you, producer Chris, and Dick Masterson.
And all you do is make fun of various fat women on the internet.
Okay.
I think it'd be a really good idea.
Very profitable.
It could be called like, who are the planets or who are these abominations? I don't know
Let me know if you think don't call me back, you know, unfortunately that show already exists without me or Chris. It's called the dick show
But it is a great idea
very popular actually
Hey Carl, this is Susan from Mozambique. I just listened to the newest episode where
you had top lobster on reviewing his friend's show. This is what he did last time he was
on. He just reviewed another one of his asshole friend's shows. I don't know who these people
are, Carl, and you're not doing a good job and explain it
I had to skip this one too
Don't bring him back on to review his friends again, they can all fuck themselves together. Thanks Carl
Incoming call, how do I do about this? Oh, it's my sister. Hi Carl. Okay, Susie
Oh, it's my sister. Hi Carl. Okay, Susie. Thanks for calling in with your comments on that I actually put you on hold. I gotta tell you
Got very confusing there
Now I have to defend
Top lobster. I like that he comes in and calls his co-hosts out. I thought the toad episode was very interesting
Oh, yeah, the gambling addict guy just has to do a show every day, though
No one cares. Yeah, and he's not good at sports gambling and people are like
He's trying to get views for blah blah blah. Who gives a fuck if it's entertaining
Yeah, right, whatever, but if you don't think it's entertaining well, I see your point
Really Carl
Asking for the audience to contribute all the content for episode 600. Yep
You're not beating those allegations of not having your own content. No, that's not helping my cause Asking for the audience to contribute all the content for episode 600. Yup.
You're not beating those allegations of not having your own content.
Nope.
That's not helping my cause, as Tukey pointed out.
People are onto me all of a sudden.
Hey, Carl.
Just listening to the episode on H3.
I'm in a good mood.
Sounded out I don't have a warrant.
One thing that you guys should look into into there's this wonderful animation made by Sven Stoppard with Hila Klein
She's in her IDF uniform and she's gunning down a bunch of children with like a fucking
You know the Kurt Smiler whatever from Heart of Darkness
Really great watch if you want to check it out. But yeah, thank you. Bye
Here's what I found. I think the original was scrubbed, but here's what I found
Murdering
Palestinian children. So there you go. That's what the voicemailer was referring to.
Thank you for your comments.
It's an all request.
W a T P.
Why not?
All right.
Let's talk about what's going on with Cardiff's games.
Knowing the card is now in Canada.
Hey, Carl, Kenny from Canada here.
Listen, I'm having a bit of a hard time understanding all these tariffs between Canada and the US.
So I thought I'd ask you, you seem like a knowledgeable guy.
So when Cardiff Electric makes these games for you,
do you have to pay him 25% more or 25% less?
Thanks, call me back.
He actually pays me.
That's the agreement the US has with Canada now. Oh, you want to
take our goods? Also pay us beyond that. That's how we do it around here. We're winning.
Not in hockey, unfortunately. Did you catch the game on Thursday night?
I did not.
Went into overtime? Pretty exciting game.
I still did not.
You didn't see it at all?
Oh yeah, that game. I still did not. You didn't see it at all? Oh yeah, that game. Right.
McDavid with the the winner for Canada. All right.
Wow, it's me Moody. I'm calling to let you know I've discovered another safe sport
violation at Aaron's boxing gym. In and out, Cunt didn't even have his gum eating license.
All that time when he ate Nick's cum wasn't even safe sport approved
Another a l for the toe call me back
I wonder if Moody would think that sounds like I think it does. I think it's a pretty good Moody impression
Bad practice guy has not called in in a while. Oh
Never have Casey day on over a guy Terrible zone is awful
Call me back. Oh, yeah, we're doing fucking super chat now. What the fuck are you gonna play his voicemail?
I didn't pay you to 99 call are you gonna pay it?
Love you love the show. I love you too bad. I love hanging out with him, too
He's nothing like his voicemails. He's really chill. He's very chill. Yeah, he's called good egg
Nothing like his voicemails. He's really chill. He's very chill. Yeah, he's cool. Good egg. Doesn't like Casey day apparently Yeah, he's alone in that for sure. Yes. Everyone else loves
Casey day and whenever he's on the show they get very excited about it
All right. Well, I think we've done enough today, right? I'm looking for an episode 600 that's coming up in a few days time
We'll see all you guys there. I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go
This is it it's over okay. Goodbye
Goodbye hey,, goodbye.
I gotta go, goodbye.
Goodbye.
Okay, folks.
Guess what?
The episode's over.
I gotta go, bye.
I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go.
Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys
Gotta go bye. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go