Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep600 - Bitter, Bitter Opie

Episode Date: February 27, 2025

It’s the episode 600 spectacular! We start with Kevin Brennan showing signs of mental illness in his interaction with a police officer who pulls him over for speeding. Alec Baldwin threatens the life of a Trump impersonator, Gavin Newsom is starting a new podcast, Eric Zane had an accident on his show, and we have boots on the ground reporting from Aaron Imholte’s boxing event.  Adam Busch joins us as we discuss Tom Myers’ new morning stream where he prioritizes money over funny (and it’s not even close). Then we have some new song parodies followed by an update from Frenchie on the direction of Pure Genuine. Many roast videos came in from past and present WATP contributors. Cardiff joins as Opie is completely unraveling before our eyes and Anthony Cumia responds to the Opester getting duped by trolls non-stop. We play a round of 2 Minutes with Tom Myers and listen to your voicemails. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Just go to hackamania.com and use the promo code W ATP for 10% off. Also, we encourage our listeners, give us five stars wherever you review podcasts and then show it all over in the comments section. We're celebrating today, Adam, and I'm Also, we encourage our listeners. Give us five stars wherever you review podcasts and then show over in the comment section We're celebrating today Adam and I'm excited to tell you we have a lot a lot to talk about a lot to get to I Want to break down steel toes boxing event? That was a big deal just a few weeks ago the February 22nd boxing tournament that he was in and we had boots on the ground Talk about that Tom Tom Myers, another embarrassing

attempt at live streaming this morning. I want to talk about that. Pure Genuine is changing formats. I got a couple clips on that from Frenchy Hawn. We got to talk about OB Radio. Continues to react to Anthony's new gig at WABC. And it's fantastic. Adam, I know, has a lot of thoughts on it. We've been going back and forth this week about it. So we have to get into that. We have tons of roast videos from both new and old contributors to WATP. Faces we haven't seen in years will be showing up. And of course, a lot of our friends that you see

pretty regularly on the program, I've not watched any of them yet. So it's all gonna be a surprise to me. Very excited about that. We have new song parodies. I've not listened to the song parodies yet, so I'm looking forward to that. If we have time, Armie Hammer is still trying to make a comeback, and he showed up on a podcast recently talking about eating people, and it's fun. It's fun stuff. But I'm going to start things a little

differently today. I'm going to ease into stuff with you, if that that's alright. I want to talk about Kevin Brennan getting pulled over on his way to Atlantic City and getting four tickets on the way over there. Now I think Kevin was recording this in his car and he put out his version, but then a FOIA request got the body cam footage from the police, or at least the dash cam footage from the New Jersey police and so have you seen any of this yet Adam? I have not I'm very excited to. Okay I mean I'm gonna let it play and I'm about a minute 20 in because it starts with the cop pulling him over and walking up so now the discussion starts here and Kevin Brennan is mentally ill. He's not doing this, I mean I guess he's recording it so maybe he thinks he's doing this for an audience but this is

a wild way to behave when you're an old man like Kevin. The reason that I'm stopping is you're speeding 78 and 55. That is terrible. Why are you doing that? I'm in a hurry. You're in a hurry? That makes sense. I'm in a hurry.

Yeah. There you go. Okay. Let's go. Let's go. Okay, so it starts off with a comedian getting pulled over and I'm fine with all of that. Why are we going so fast?

I'm in a hurry. What do you of that. Why are we going so fast? I'm gonna hurry. What do you think? Why else would you be driving fast? Obviously, officer. You've probably pulled people over for a meeting before. I imagine you understand how this works. But then he starts getting into MAGA talk, and this gets really weird.

Huh? What's wrong with you? Why are you talking all this nonsense? Can I have your registration, please? You're spewing a whole bunch of nonsense right now. What's wrong with you? Why are you talking all this nonsense? Can I have your registration please? I'm spewing a whole bunch of nonsense right now. You're talking my language? Yes, yes, yes.

Who are you? Why are you talking to me like that? You're doing my license. Why would you talk to me with such an attitude and saying some nonsense? You're the cops, aren't you? How are we? You're all my officers. You're not good at all. with such an attitude and saying some nonsense. How are we? Okay,

so Kevin is taking out some anger right now on this police officer and it's gonna get worse. But I think I starting to realize what's going on with KB. I'm interested in your thoughts on this, both Chris and Adam. So KB feels very slighted in his life. He's got a very successful younger brother who's made it in show business, and Kevin's tried and had opportunities and potentials for sitcoms, as Adam knows. He was on the set, and other opportunities have come and gone, he didn't last very long in SNL,

you don't have to go through the whole list, we all know what's going on here So he hates the man Whoever the man is whoever is the the person of authority the establishment Whoever is representing that he hates So he hates this cop and he's taking out that anger on this cop and the reason why I say that is because He also took out this anger on my older brother. He's on his way to Atlantic City, he's gonna confront my brother at the casino. And I think that goes back to what older brothers represent in his

life. Oh, I think that there is a deep seated thing where he's like, sees Grant, Carl, more successful podcaster than my brother, about more successful in life. He's raised a family and there's a wonderful family. But you know, he sees Grant as, you know, he is the older brother and he hates me because I'm the younger brother. And he sees Grant, he's taking it out on him as if he's confronting Neil, something he can't do in his life. Anyway, a lot of analysis. It could be all psychobabble. I could be completely out of my mind with this.

But watch as this goes on. I don't know. What does that mean? Here, Petra. OK, OK, I'll be right back. So Kevin saying give me the ticket. Let's go. I'm in a hurry. I have my buddy Johnny Fureka on the creep off often he's a former Rochester Police Department detective and he gives us a lot of info we watch these cop videos and stuff like Kevin's asking for the most amount of tickets and fines possible by doing that and I don't know

if he thinks that makes him cool or tough it seems like a really bad strategy to me when you're Speeding and then you treat the cop like that But we're about to see this is the cops taking his time Taking his time here. Oh, by the way. Thank you to my buddy Patrick Melton I know well for putting this together for us thinking of thinking up the audio with the dashcam. Okay, here's your documents and here's your four sentences.

Speeding, careless driving, traveling in the left lane and finding your figured out every ticket he could possibly write him and you're coming like wait for I was getting a speeding ticket here Now he says what's the turnpike signs? This is funny This is funny But he gave a ticket for speeding and for ignoring signs which were the speed limit side Also at the bottom of every ticket okay you have a nice day I'm not answering any more your nonsense I don't have to answer that question you have a nice day tough guy. You have a good one. You have a good one. You have a good one. You have a good one. Kevin has a real problem with authority this is a mentally ill man. That is not good natured ribbing It is not

And what are your thoughts on this? I see you taking it all in I'd want to say that you're taking it too far with the you know brother analysis But the name of that pilot you were talking about is number one son It's mom. They love me dad, they love me more. They love me more. So this is just, I'm sorry, the arrogance of just talking to cops like that right off the bat, the privilege that that shows and his just fearlessness

is frightening to me because I've never seen people really talk to cops that way and get away with it. What do you think he means by MAGA? What do you think he's saying when he keeps saying that? Okay, so Kevin hates the police and what they represent because in his mind he's making this political divide where is law enforcement equals the right equals Trump. And he hates Trump and the right. He does?

Oh yeah. Okay, so I think he was hoping in this instance, all right, maybe this whole Trump thing's gonna work for me since we're on the same team and the same side. No, I think he's completely just busting this guy's balls. Oh really? I think so, I was just like, oh, fucking MAGA, right? We're all MAGA?

Come on, let's MAGA it up over here. Like Kyle Hitler. Right, yeah. And then nothing happens in the guys like fuck you Yeah, and then he gives him everything he can and he's like we're not on the same side that Fast forward to either it was later this night or the next night He's getting kicked out of the poker room for being an asshole to the dealer and saying similar things So it's not just like this police officer It's just like every person he has to interact with. He has to be addictive. And how does this not escalate? How does the cop not... I know they're way too patient. How are they so

patient with him? Why are they giving him a break? And I mean he sounds drunk. The fact that they didn't ask once if he had anything to drink, he sounds a little like just out of it and just like he doesn't care. He's in a downward spiral. You're right about that So there you have it that's Kevin's interaction with the police That's Kevin's interaction with the police The other thing I want to talk to you about is this Alec Baldwin video I realize these are not podcasts that we're doing right now. Give me a break. It's episode 600. We can bet the rules today. Yeah Did you see this Trump impersonator? Encountering Alec Baldwin outside of his building. I did not see that.

This is great. This guy's trumpet brushing is fantastic. And he's got some balls to do this. This is Jason Scoop. He posted this on his Instagram. Alec, it's your favorite president. Look, Alec, I will offer you a total pardon, because I want to be friends, right?

I want to be friends. I will offer you a total pardon because I want to be friends right I want to be friends I will give you a total pardon for murdering that woman If you kiss the ring kiss the ring Alec kiss the big beautiful ring come on Alec Alright, so we're off to a good start Pretty good stuff. I'm sure Alec will take this in stride probably in half a while, right? Come on, look at Alec Baldwin, right? He did that impersonation of me. It was not too hot, not too good.

But look, we're back in office. You lost. Kamala lost. She's somewhere getting intoxicated. Look at that suitcase. Unbelievable. Well, Alec, if you don't want that pardon for murdering that woman in cold blood, you can call it first degree, you can call it whatever you want, but it was not good.

She's looking down on me right now, smiling, happy. Thank you for confronting the man who took me out, who killed me, and that's okay. Let me ask you a question. Sure. You realize, by the way. No, look at me. I want you to look at me. Yeah, sure, sure. You got a camera on me? The ring? And that's okay Sure The ring no, it's the ring My kids live in this building, but I want you know, we love the children. We're doing great deals for the children

That was an impressive comeback right there Alex trying to be tough guy father figure, you know, my children live in this building Yeah, we love the children fucking hilarious come back You know my children live in this building. We love the children Larry's come back okay I'd snap your fucking neck and have him break your fucking neck right as you know that don't you okay Wow? Baldwin a history of not being on controls temper think we can all agree on that Tells the guy he would snap his neck if the camera was not right now No, that's gonna do a lot for his I can't imagine what his publicist is thinking when she's watching this like, oh fucking hell, can you just ignore the guy

and move on with your life? It's so funny because he tried. Like he really did try and he really put so much effort into ignoring that guy up until the point where he made it all pointless. And there was no reason for it. He could have just stopped it right at the top and not had this embarrassing tape he held off for a

good 40 seconds there Adam you're right record serious restraint and he sounded very flustered and emotional and the Donald Trump guy sounds very relaxed and like he's having a lot of fun right Alec Baldwin Alec Baldwin ladies and gentlemen class act believe. Believe me. Believe me. Okay. Oh, he's yelling at me. I'm a citizen of this.

I was born and raised in New York City. I love you, Alec. Alec, look, Alec, you don't want to attack your favorite president, Alec. Look, I love you. I love you, Alec. He's got more balls than De Niro. That I can tell you. De Niro ran away. Alec confronted. That's good

He's strong But also is weak because he murdered a woman. So that's okay, right? Alright so that's at Jason scoop on Instagram now there's a follow-up to this and it got picked up by the New York Post and TMZ and I'll let Jason Scoop explain what happened after the cameras got turned off and You know this confrontation was over. I'd snap your fucking neck and he says I'm gonna snap your neck And I'm looking at this guy and I'm saying this is an inch. This is a person who is severely mentally And I'm saying, this is unhinged. This is a person who is severely, mentally not there, he's not all there.

And then this part wasn't in the program, but his wife, this woman, not a bad-looking woman, but she runs after, she chases after me, screaming in the streets, ah, ah, ah, ah, you remember? She pretended to be Hispanic. You remember that she said, how do you say cucumber? Girls grew up in Boston, okay? Parents are worth 50 million dollars. How you say cucumber? These people are

sick. They're sick. But look, we're talking to attorney. We're talking to attorney. Perhaps potential indictment of this guy. You look at it, there was a lot of moments. I'm seeing a doctor. I can barely move my... He tapped it. It was not good. Okay, not good. And we won the Hispanics, by the way.

Not her, that I could tell you. But we're looking at doing okay. Get in that ass quick fast like Ramadan. Adam, what are your thoughts on Jason Scoop here? His impression was better when he was outside. Yeah, it kind of lost a little something when you were when you were close up. I like the the ambushing. I think that's interesting. I think that's classic Stuttering John. Yeah, even with the disguise that John had aware in the later years because look you got to figure you know AOC Alec Baldwin AOC is being you know bombarded because she won because she's now in power Alec Baldwin Quite possibly could have ended up in prison, and I think every day that he's not in prison He should just I really was thinking I guess every day that he's not in prison, he should just, I really was thinking,

I guess that's what he's thinking when he was ignoring. I'm like, he's like, at least this isn't prison. This is, I'm just gonna shut up and hold it. And then, nope, I'm gonna snap his neck. And then he just lost it. So I don't know what he's talking about here in the house, but I enjoy the idea of it. Well, I would have played that on W-A-T-S

with my buddy, my former friend, blind Mike Harry. But I am actually on vacation this weekend. No W A T S tomorrow. No W T P on Saturday. So I thought I would get the scoop on this. I'm sure that Michael talk about it. He just did a bonus show on his Patreon, breaking down the first Elick Baldwin reality show episode. That looks amazing. It's such a bad show. Elick Baldwin has no idea. He's like, oh, he's going to go get his hair cut.

All right, anyway, at least he was famous or something. I guess that makes more sense than Bailyn Dupree getting her nails done. But what do I know about reality TV? I'm not producing this. I just love propaganda. I love direct like we're not even we're hoping you'll take it as entertainment But this is just a media campaign to change your point of view about this brand name. Oh and Mike Geary brought the best point ever. Maybe it was Craig who even said this where Ellic was famously known for calling his daughter a rude little pig Oh, yeah, her voicemail and you know the stuff that came out about that

It seemed like alec wasn't the best father to be around Imagine being this woman is now like in her 30s or whatever and she's watching her dad have a reality show about what a great Dad he is with his new family. That's gonna drive her fucking nuts It's like if Bill Clinton did a whole reality show with him and Hillary having an amazing marriage and Monica's like, what the fuck? Are you kidding me right now? So yeah, I thought that was a fun observation. Let's get back to podcasts. Big news in the world of podcasting Kyle photographer, turn me on to this. This is amazing. Adam, I'm podcasts. Big news in the world of podcasting Kyle photographer

turned me on to this. This is amazing. Adam, I'm going to need your help. analyzing this stuff. You need to change the conversation. And that's why I'm launching a new podcast. And this is anything but the ordinary politician. That's right. Gavin Newsom is launching a podcast everyone. How exciting is that? I don't like when I can see the direction that they gave him in the first 10 seconds You know they did like 20 of these and they're just like we need more energy We need more energy. So now he's at a point where he doesn't even know what normal or reality is

So just in this first five seconds, he's he's pointing he's yelling he's got lots of energy this is very very exciting like in the way stuttering John laughs a lot and then hopes it sounds funny yeah no tell them you they need this podcast come on Gavin you can't mean this is such an important podcast you're doing what's let's get after it we need to change the conversation and that's why I'm watching a new podcast. All these people are saying I'm responsible for these fires and I do a horrible job. We didn't even know we were rolling. I just missed talking. I don't know if this is going to be anything but the ordinary politician podcast.

I'm going to be talking to people directly that I disagree with, as well as people I look up to, but more important than anything else, I'll be talking directly with you. People he disagrees with. I'm wondering, will Adam Carolla get a phone call to be on this show? Joe Rogan? You know, people who have moved out of California deliberately because they couldn't take it anymore.

If we have those conversations, he could go on Joe Rogan's show. That'd be interesting. No, no, no. I would love to see Cat Williams on his show. Cat Williams would be a great guest too. Let's find out who he is out there. Listen, real conversations. What's going on with the cost of eggs? What are the impacts real? Impacts to you around tariffs? What power does an executive order really have? What's really going on inside of Doge.

Wait, so it's all federal government shit, it's all national stuff? So this is just his like, guys I am going to still run for president just so you know. I know everyone thinks that I wouldn't do well, but I still want to be the president guys. Can we pretend that that's the fact? It's exactly like every other political podcast. Yes! Right! And I'm so glad you pointed that out because anybody that lives in California is watching this thinking, I would love him to be doing anything else in the world but this.

Like, him talking about eggs does not give me comfort or hope. There's an onslaught of information that we take in, so let's take it to the sources without the typical political mumbo jumbo. In the first few weeks we're going to be... That's a good point, Tobias. How much does eggs benefit cost at the French Laundry? That's why eggs are so fucking expensive. This guy is tone deaf. Sitting down with some of the biggest leaders and architects in the

mega movement. This is Gavin Newsom. Well I'm excited. I will be subscribed to that. I can't wait to see what he's got for us. I'm sure the commenters love it too. Fix your fucking state you absolute psychopath is the first comment Why don't you go on the Joe Rogan show So yeah, you should shoot the podcast at a fancy restaurant while you belittle the average person and tell them they can't eat like you Because you've made up your own rules Cover of loser magazine. I don't know that know that existed. I thought that was out of print at this point. But now we know. That's interesting. It's going to be tough to do a political show, but I'm going to have to definitely at least check it

out and see what kind of propaganda he's spewing on that show. While I'm going through just things people sent me, Penis Rico sent this to me. I thought this was interesting. There's a new YouTube channel called Howard Stern Official. If you know anything about Howard Stern, he's been always very against YouTube, very against stealing copyrighted material and his content. He used to talk about it all the time back when I was listening to the show.

And he has a Howard Stern channel, the Series XM, pulls clips from interviews and puts up stuff. But this one, Howard Stern Official, it only has 1,300 subscribers so far, but they're putting out full episodes of his show. They're putting out the full four and a half hour long episodes, which I can't believe Sirius hasn't picked up on this yet. This isn't a fan site. This is.

I mean, it says Howard's Art Official, but I doubt it. Well, I mean. Unless Sirius is just like, yeah, we don't give a shit, dude. We don't care about your content. I mentioned in the last shareholders meeting, Howard's name didn't get brought up one time. They're so focused on podcast strategy now. They're not even talking about Howard Stern. Maybe they're just like, yeah, we don't care.

Put it out on YouTube or wherever you want. I don't know, but I doubt it. They're also so far behind, maybe someone's thinking, like, when Key and Peele didn't get great ratings, but all their clips on YouTube had millions and millions of views. Maybe they're hoping someone will pick it up somewhere, and it is documented that there are numbers on YouTube of people that like to listen.

All the late night shows, that's the thing they always went to, where their ratings just tanked, but it's like, yeah, but I get 2.1 million views of the monologue the next day. Oh, right. They're just viral clip generators. Right. Mean generators.

Well, that would be interesting if that's the new strategy. I remember, I'll name drop real quick if you guys will allow me to. We had Jim Norton in studio here. And it was right around the time they finally, Sirius finally allowed him and Sam to put out a podcast. They finally said, OK, you can do it once a week. You can put out a podcast. They finally said, okay, you can do once a week, you put out a podcast, they've been asking for years. And they finally caught management at the

right time, like, all right, yeah, fine, you can do that. It's like, yeah, why wouldn't you do that? Why wouldn't you have you do a morning show that's behind a paywall, put out 60 minutes a week from your 20 hours, and show people like the best part so that they get hooked and are interested and want to subscribe to it. But I doubt that's what Howard is doing. All right, we are celebrating episode 600. We have a lot to get to. I got Cringe of the Week coming up that I'm very excited about. Steel Toe updates, Tom Myers streaming. We got song parodies, we got roast videos coming in

from all sorts of different people, people we haven't seen in years on this show, people that contribute all the time coming in, we got Opie radio, Opie still coping with Anthony getting hired on WABC in New York City. It is time for our... Cringe of the Week! Cringe of the Week! This one comes in from Jeremy Koss. And this is a... this is no stranger to our show. I'm actually going to present this as a two-parter. I want you to watch the dog in the background of this famous

podcaster. Watch the dog. The... of this famous podcaster. Watch the dog. The is indicative of he was looking at his phone and noticed that someone stopped talking. Oh, wait, but wait, do you see what the dog is doing? Looks like it's trying to or she's trying to like dig up a little hole or something at the couch. Yeah There's more no They then go on and have like all this dialogue about

the cracker wars Which is so silly, uh stevie suggests that darla peed on the couch. I'll check. If you want to know. She absolutely did just pee on the couch. I am going to go. Thank you Stevie for the tip off. That's ridiculous. I will be right back. And this is just, this serves me right. I'll be back. So you guys had to explain how embarrassing it is and Iraq was watching and he's all embarrassed in front of Iraq that happened so that is one of the things that can happen when you're Podcasting in a room with your dogs. You can't let them out and the show is just I guess hanging on by a thread if that

Could completely derail everything that's happening. I don't know what he was talking about before that happened, but done This is going to be dealt with and you're gonna watch me do it. He's talking about free beer and hot wings and how they stink Which is the show that he used to be on The radio so that's one of the things that that he likes to do It'd be funny if the dog did it again right now Oh, right just like out of spite kind of thing after he cleaned it all up if you got right back up there While he wasn't watching all right. I want to give a quick update I

Guess I might as well play the stinger Please guys stream labs PayPal Super chats rumble rants FEDMO Maybe you know what? Maybe we don't deserve it if you've been following the saga of Aaron Emholt If you're not you're missing out. It's it's crazy. We talk about it every week on this little piggy I don't cover it as much on here, but Aaron is gearing up for this boxing match and we know about it because he challenged all of us to a fight.

He wanted to box five of us in a row in Las Vegas during Hacker Mania. And so he's been very proud of himself for being this big, tough guy, boxing guy. And he had a video of him at the gym. He actually has had a couple videos of him at the gym now, where he's showing off how he's a big, powerful boxer. And he's the cool guy. And he's got this February 22nd match coming up. Now it was pointed out by Moody and then others that he was no longer eligible due to violations with Safe Sport and USA boxing that did a background check and found some red flags.

I don't have to go through all of those now, but he does have a pending felony that there's a court date for that everybody wants to go to. I heard Chad even announce he's going this morning. He'll be going to Aaron's court case. Everyone wants to go to this thing. It's gonna be great.

But anyway, all he talks about is how he's a mentor at the gym and he's got this fight and there's all the other people having fights, and he's always happy to help them out and be the coach. All the week before the event, he doesn't bring it up one time. Like, well, what just happened? Even the end of the week before, he's like,

yeah, we're gonna find an opponent for me, and I'm gonna get in the ring. So this guy Mark traveled down there, it was our boots on the ground to check it out, and gave me an update he says I attended the entire event and safe to say Sealtow was not there it was a small club no off limits locker room area where he could have hidden Scott is a tiny tiny person I'm guessing he had some injury possibly birth defect which makes him walk with a noticeable limp Jonathan Geier is confirmed a weird dude. Jonathan Geier was the guy

holding the camera. And here's a photo from the event. He was holding the phone that was recording for the social media stream that we all got to see. And then Aaron responded to said, and over three hours, he never interacted with anyone, always stood off to the side all alone and taping the event with a creepy creepy smile on his face. He also would do selfie interviews just talking to the camera. He says that Scott worked his ass off, made sure that it was a good show. Here's a photo of Scott talking to a, don't know I would imagine a ballerina

Probably not a participant would be my guess He says it was 20 or 25 bucks at the door for a ticket Or you just stand in the bar and watch through the huge windows for free It's like this weird place where there's a bar and then there's this gym, and they're combined in the same building, and you can just see and do it. It's a Kill Kevin kind of festival.

Right. And he says, you can also watch it on jonathangeyerboxing.com. So that guy that I just showed you was also streaming on his website. So he's like, Scott needs a marketing guy to tell him you know the paying customers might feel ripped off when they're giving it out for free to everyone. But this was I think one of the key takeaways here he says it's the first time I've ever attended a fight

and every kid even the losers fought their hearts out. All but one match went the distance. All of this makes the fact that Aaron lost one of his two fights in 50 seconds. It shows you how unserious Aaron is about boxing. He obviously does not take it seriously. If you haven't seen that it's worth watching Aaron got his ass kicked by like a teenager I think I was like a 19 year old kid beat him up. But isn't that crazy? That Aaron couldn't be bothered to show up to this thing and support the team and the gym and all of his buddies

Disappointed very disappointed in my buddy Aaron for that These pictures you have to believe them because these pictures are exactly how he described them that first person was alone in an island and looked Because these pictures are exactly how he described them that first person was alone in an island and looked creepy and weird And then Scott the owner is busy working his hands are in the air talking to someone exactly how you described Yeah, and all these people who when push came to shove they went out of their way to do whatever Aaron needed and when it's time to return the favor, he can't even be He can't even make it. Yeah. I mean, just to be there and watch and help out the people at the gym. And it's interesting that all of a sudden he just stopped talking about it. And everyone was saying there's no way he's going to fight in this match.

There's no way he's ready for it, A, but also because of the issues that he has and he thought he was going to get them cleared up over a weekend, it still hasn't been cleared up. So that's very interesting The other thing's been catching my eye this week is Tom Myers has started up a brand new show He is now streaming in the morning You know, it's no different than you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building It's what I do He starts off his show

this morning and I just want to play this quick clip because he does his Scottish accent which I always find fun so that just for punch lines apparently hmm he really just thinks he's a Scottish I guess So he shows up looking around Yeah, it's what it's looking like mint diggity Diggity writes mornings with Tom. Oh, that's what it's looking like That's his go-to it is it's a weird inflection. Yeah that he has also him and KB are made for each other to be on for him to be on the show there are two peas in a pod they don't know what they're doing but this is the thing all of these idiots

and I could go through a list of names and I won't say Ray DeVito because I would be one of the names in this list that'd be very rude for me to say so I'm glad you didn't say this whole list of idiots all try to emulate Kevin brothers like oh You just do no prep and just sit there and wait for money to come in and they all try to do that rather than Realize like yeah, all right. Kevin's got a unique thing going on You should try to do a show that people might like and we put this on the bonus show yesterday There's a whole segment Patreon.com slash here these podcasts where we went through Tom trying to clown us on the show

And then he admits. I'm just doing this for the watch hours. I Said I get my watch hours up so I can get this channel monetized What a dick yeah put on a good show if you want watch hours put on something entertaining people want to watch It's in the term watch hours get people to want to watch. It's in the term, watch hours. Get people to want to watch it. It's really fun watching these people, and there's a lot of them that we cover here, that have nothing to say, nothing to contribute, no real thoughts or passions. They don't have a perspective or a point of view that when they're watching things, they're like, oh man, I should be there to say this. Like that doesn't occur to them. So they don't have anything they would like to things, they're like, oh man, I should be there to say this. Like that doesn't occur to them.

So they don't have anything they would like to change or they'd like to shed a light on. So they just ramble and guess as to what it is people will like by jumping from whatever they think people like to the next thing to the next thing, wondering why it doesn't work. If you had anything to say, even if it was shitty, that would be your show.

Well, it's funny you say that. You probably didn't watch this this morning, right? I did not. I did not. So the title of this is New Franklin Sheckler Video Screening Slash Livestream. So Franklin Sheckler, who's this guy who makes all these Ray DeVito videos, posted a new video last night, and so Tom's gonna show that on his livestream. So I'm not gonna show that to you guys here, because there's something way more interesting going on, but he has no commentary. He just sits there and watches it.

He just watched Tom watch the thing. He saw Kevin Brennan do it. Same thing Kevin Brennan fucking does. Yeah, yeah, we all have YouTube. We can all look at the clips that people put out. All right so this is hilarious because this is what derails everything. He gets a note from a guy in Australia who's trying to send him a Venmo. He has up on the screen his Venmo address because he's not monetized on YouTube, but he knows if you go live, people give you money. This is what Tom has learned. So, a guy in Australia is like, hey, I'm

trying to give you Venmo and Tom is like, whoa, can you do that? I don't know. So, according to, oh, I don't want to just name any other sources of PayPal that you send money internationally. Oh, that's interesting.

Well, good morning, everybody. We're working out tech support problems here. Not with the stream, thankfully but uh we are looking to see if someone can send me money internationally. And you know, Tukey says it and he's always right, money before funny. Like let's not get this show format figured out. Let's not talk about the topic of the day. Let's figure out how do I get that money from that guy in Australia who's watching? Because I guess Venmo you can only send in the US.

So that's not going to work. Who is this we? We're having these, we're going to, we need to, who is the we? It's a great question. We, we're having these, we're gonna, we need to, who is the, it's just you, Tom. It's just you alone with a green light around your head because you haven't dialed in your green screen and you're checking your phone. So, Adam, you probably don't know about green screens

because you're in my basement right now in the studio with us, but Tom still hasn't figured out that he has to alert StreamYard that he's using a green screen, which is why you're seeing all of that green around him, because StreamYard's just trying to guess at what the foreground is. You can tell StreamYard to, hey, I'm using a green screen, so if anything's green, get it out of here,

and Tom still hasn't figured that out, because he's stupid, and I have proof of that, but he's not just stupid, he's also lazy. Remember, he's gonna watch this video with us, this Franklin Sheckler video. And now if it were me, probably would have watched it, written down some notes, made some timestamps, things like that.

I haven't seen this Franklin Sheckler video yet, just because I was busy vegging out after recording my podcast last night. I knew it. This is the laziest asshole. I was busy. What were you busy doing? Vegging out.

That's not busy. But it was after I had done something at some point. So right. Yes. I mean, you know me Chris after we get out with this podcast. I just I lay on the floor motionless for seven hours. I don, you know me, Chris, after we get on with this podcast, I just, I lay on the floor motionless for seven hours. I don't even turn the camera off. I just sit here Tom, stop being a lazy asshole. If you're going to do something in the morning, prep for it a little bit. Get something ready for people. All right. So this is, this is great

because the show just becomes Tom trying to figure out how people can give him money. And he's terrible at computers and the internet. We get to watch him in real time. It's as if people watched Stuttering John and went, oh, this is a show? You can just try to figure out how to use devices live on your stream? It shows you that whatever John has is a specific neuroses,

because all of these people, at some point in their downward spiral Hit all of these same tropes and react in the same way and rebel with the same Crazy shit like going to all that trouble to put up a green screen But then wearing reflective glasses that just block out your eyes and shine everything so we can't see There is typing away I brought this up last night on the bonus show but I have to say it again the fact that he's so comfortable with dead air bothers me because this is a guy who used to be on the radio and he brags about his broadcasting skills oh I want to just do that earlier.

Fuck. All right. The things I go to to please my fans, to please my viewers. Waiting for one. Yeah. What are you talking about? Is this hard work, Tom? Okay. So, new method of payment. If you're international, apparently, that was to please you according

to Business Insider and I presume. I know what an asshole he spent all that time trying to figure out what his PayPal is. Yeah. Has nothing to do with this. You guys are making me work hard for this one today. It's like, yeah, yeah, Tom.

What's your PayPal? Know what they're talking about? Why am I being dumb? Because you are dumb. Yeah. So I will have to for international stuff. It looks like PayPal is the way to go. That's right because I have gotten paid via PayPal like when I've sold

CDs. I used to sell physical CDs. Remember those days? Yeah, it was like a year ago when you did that. Gen Xers and and they're probably still about your stupid websites. So, I do not use this email address other than I'm not still on your stupid websites. So I do not use this email address other than, I'm not gonna use this email address other than accepting Venmos. So if you send me an email to there, I'm likely not gonna check it.

Okay. Thanks for the heads up. Yeah, I know. He has to explain to you, all right, probably shouldn't be doing this, but my PayPal is actually tied to my email, which is I have to show you my email address, but don't send me things I don't want to see if I'm a virgin and a loser

Kind of bums me out when I read those types of notes, so please don't send that to me I won't see it just money and compliments by the way if I have an email address. That's a total throwaway email address I'm sure we all do I've collected a few over the years back when they were really I'm sure we all do I've collected a few over the years back when they were really Stringent about you writing an email address down when you're at a retail store or something like okay. Yeah, you get up my yahoo address But I never explained like hey good luck trying to get me out there I'm not even gonna read it like yeah, you're just not gonna read it I think the top does check this email address. That's why he's saying this he's got to figure out All right, I'm gonna give my PayPal but hmm am I

gonna get that money now how do I find now I find out where it goes all right so he's now put up on the screen PayPal is a Tom Myers comic at gmail.com and he's going oh shit what bank account is that tied to do I even get this money these are all Tom problems That he's working out on his show He can't do more than one thing at a time And that's what we're seeing he can look at his phone or he can talk to the audience He can do his show or he can look for his PayPal He can't do both so he does doesn't feel that dead air that you feel. His mind is working as hard as it can

and it is fully activated during all of that silence. So it's not like this pregnant pause that never ends. It's completely filled. And then he thinks we're all in his head with him like John. So we don't hear any of this. So you think that he's even worse than John? Cause at least he would do. He's starting to do it.

You're right, yeah. That's what He's starting to do it That's what tipped me off As like I know that that's very familiar He is there just they know something's there I got a key like worse work We're a baby and you just jingling your keys in front of us is keeping us satiated while you check your paypal for So we can pay you for the show that has yet to happen right? I'm not exaggerating on this so you can see the timestamp right there, right? You know about the 22nd minute mark of the show and all he's talked about so far is how to pay him money

And he's trying to figure it out, and he's logging into different accounts on different computers and try to So that's it what that's our uh yeah it might have been you hear that yeah international payments yeah we backed that up a little bit it sounds like it wasn't his it was one of ours oh you think it was one of ours no it was his was his. Yeah, I was gonna say. Oh, he's got the bubble gut. He's got a little bubble. Get a little nervous out here. Everyone's looking at me, I don't know what I'm doing. So that's it.

That's our, yeah. That's our show for you today. International payments because Venmo is very I did see Robbie was on with Robbie Goodwin, my friend Robbie Goodwin. That's the other thing too is that he's obsessed with reading the chat. There's eight people in there. So, there's four comments every minute and a half and he has to respond to every single one and get distracted. I know because I was in this chat Monday and it totally threw him off. He didn't know what was going on

What did you say to him? I? So he was playing us Replaying his Chinese joke that we all laughed at and I was in there. I go yeah, that was actually a good joke we liked that one and Then I wrote something like this is harder than it looks isn't it because he was really flustered And that's when I got blocked That one didn't go off. So he never saw that It's trying to be nice

one more Clip buddy, right? I hope he finds out if he got this money or not because he can't figure out where this paypal goes to Oh, here it is. That's the email. Oh Okay, It's official. Ladies and gentlemen, Port Film Co-op in with the twenty bucks to start my morning. Fuck yeah. Alright. We're now at the 26 minute

market. And this is Tom finally figuring out I got twenty bucks from Port Film Co-op. Port film co-op coming through for me Coming through for us. We did it. We're doing it train fuck Yeah, he watches so much chance. Yeah, not a good in clearly bad. He's not a good broadcaster Yeah to answer Adam's question. That's where he gets the we from oh right. That is a Chad answer Adam's question that's where he gets the we from. Oh right that is a Chad. Oh okay that makes sense because everything he does is either a KB or Chad. He needs a road caster though if someone's gonna give him 20 bucks I need to hear a whip

sound effect. Yeah I need to hear kids getting excited. I didn't know we did that. But all right, I want to get into I had requested some song parodies for episode 600. And the talented listeners and viewers of this show did not disappoint. Starting with Sarah D. Sarah's won a song parody contest before. She's responsible for a lot of the jingles you hear on the creep off. And who are the socials? She's fantastic. She wrote this song last year for our 500th episode, but didn't get it done in time. So now she's submitting

it for our 600th episode. You'll see what I mean. Suzy Tidefuck, she's a right fuck And the mom wife, she's the bomb wife Dumb little, um little, ah da da da da da da da da Producer Krissa, one-line ninja Trucker Andy, looks like a dandy Dumb little, um little, ah da da da da da da da da Check out Vinny, that bitch is skinny Review girl Annie, she's got Ah shit, what rhymes with Annie? Ah, does she have a B?

Annie, ah, freaking no Oh well, we love Annie. So da da da da da da da da da da da da. Well played. Perfect length, thank you very much, Sarah. We appreciate that. This next one comes in from a band called Preachers to a Wasted Dream.

There's even a video, I've not watched this yet. I don't know what this entails, but it's called the club foot blues Carl's Last Dance. Carl and Chris, an unlikely pair. One had a dream, the other just stared. But fate had drawn a twisted line, and Carl's poor foot was love's decline Chris wanted passion, fire, and grace But Carl's foot was all over the place A shuffle left, a wobble right Chris gagged a little at the sight Cut and fix and make it new new Calls won't receive this through

Love was near, love was true So off to the surgeon, nothing to lose Doc, you gotta help me please Chris won't love me, not with these The surgeon sighed, then took a glance. Good Lord, call that thing can't dance. Doctor, I'll do whatever it takes. It's one of those story songs. Chris won't love me not with these stakes. The doctor sighed, then took a peek. Good Lord lord call that based on a true story

Oh We don't need guitar solos we're good submissions I love the guitars telling jokes He gasped so hard he couldn't speak Chris walked in looked down in fright. he whispered, bro, that ain't right. The foot was gone, but in its place, a mess of wires, scars, disgrace. Chris shook his head, I just can't lie. Call I tried, but I ain't that fine. Calls off, Chris, don't go, not yet. I ain't that

Now I'm trying to fuck Chris, but he needs my feet to get fixed in order to sleep with me was I'm shallow I told you what's going on with this. Does this look like the Morse verse to you? Yes, not the Morse verse to you? Morse verse yeah This is very AI sounding All right, it was a good sentiment. It was like six minutes too long. I'm sure it's a fantastic ending I'll let you guys know how it goes. I'll check it out later All right, I think we need a palette cleanser and this one comes in from the bag slappers now I haven't watched this yet, but these guys do great work

This is of course at the editor Jody B. Mr. Magenta Porn stash J and Adam Thoreau collabing Wow. Yes. Oh, we are the world on this effort We didn't start the podcasts Kevin Jenny, Carl Kroos shitting on some people's shows Kevin was the host, but then he left cuz Carl's gay podcasts. Where do you want to finish? Have a face? I don't care! Made a hundred episodes, all while Carl's taking loads Opie then saves the show with how much he fucking blows Carl goes on compound, ball washing all around Everyone starts trashing Stuck Joe's kids and calls him gay And Carl is still a homo

After nine long years this guy is such a quack Carl is such a homo Blowing dudes all day because he's so damn gay Chris he starts the dabble verse Tom Meyer's the fucking worst Chris is cool, Vinny's fat and Carl is gay Ooby's co-host died Chad will always bomb and lie

Shooley comes on, steals the show I vey Cardiff, Tookey, puppets on a winning spree Patrick Michael chew gum holy shit he's fucking dumb stuck Joe has no class magenta song suck ass Banfield raps sounds like crap trouble with investing and Carl's still a homo his ass is always burning cuz predicts it's yearning yeah Carl's such a homo don't know why he hides it when he wants to ride it Julie Uncle Rico, Oakby does a puppet show Stuck Joe's a substitute, can't fit in his brother's suit

Cave coral notes on doors, Ray DeVito's such a whore Rochester DabbleCon, John's brain cells are all gone Gimme that cock! I'm all for blowing a guy in the back of a car. Patreon and live shows, all 600 episodes. Carl sucks fat, Joe did I mention he is gay? John's a drunk, Hope he sucks, Aaron is a major cuck. Podcast hitman, psycho, Carl's penis micro-rope.

And Carl is still a homo. You know he likes it best when guys are coming on his chest. Carl is such a homo I'm running out of ways to say this guy Everyone hits on Jen's such as gone and back again Rob saw fuck's dog swallows pills brain fog Carl's a big loosey spine such as smells like beer slime Everyone still misses crows coke and Nick Riquade has no steel toe should've tipped a plea OP unleashed NYC, Banfield Dex, Rob rapes pets John makes empty threats

Prison time for steel toe, John is now on Cameo Lisa Helga, Fritzy too, although Carl's fucking duped And Carl's still a homo Yeah he sleeps with Jenny wishing it was Zandy Yeah Carl's such a homo. And when we are gone, he will still suck dong, suck dong, suck dong. And thank you, OJ. Vinnie would love that, by the way.

He'd love to watch me get my ass pounded in. What was that song about? What are they trying to say? It's very subtle, a are they trying to say? It's very subtle, a lot of nuance to that. I'm not sure what they were trying to convey. Not sure what the message was. Good stuff, guys. Thank you for the bag slappers. Another veteran to the song parodies here on WTP is Tony Muskrat. And I have not listened to this, but he sent this in to us. He's Lady K! Anything else is a dead name

He's hiding it the best that he can Distracting us with Jenny Jiggle's cans Time to take a step into the light And shut the closet door behind you And you'll turn to everyone and then they'll say I think you're a girl now A butt ugly one with a fucked up mouth I think you're a girl now

A mix of Megan Rapinoe and Crossy the Clown Look at his legs Looking like grocery store snow crabs. Now he's getting pegged! Snake off with loose, he's gifted butt-plugs. Hiding in the best that he can. Tony Muskrat says this into me this morning. And then, he forwards me this.

Apparently he DM'd with the Mud Shark, the Z man over here. And he wrote, he sent him this song. And he said, I sent this song to Carl, but he refuses to play it because it makes him look bad. So I figured pass it off to you to expose him for being such a baby about it. You really were right about him all along. So he sends him the link. Now, I have not watched this yet but apparently Chad raised this on his show today. So, let's see

if Chad fell for this. Um you can also send drunk phone calls and we're going to get to them right after we play this because II speaking of stuttering John, you guys gotta tell me if this is real or not. Three two three nine seven seven nine six four two. Uh this one was sent to me. This You guys gotta tell me if this is real or not. 323-977-9642.

This one was sent to me. This is a parody song. It's too the how I know. That's fucking gay. About Carl Heberger. This is from Tony Muskrat. And he wanted me to play it. I said, no problem, Tone. We got you over here at the Cumeus Cucks cuz there's not a bigger cumia cuck

Than Carl Cucks he's the one he's gonna talk about it. He's just gonna play it. Here we go. That's like he's talking about There it is now let's hear this from Carl or I'm getting it the best that Speaking of, let's just do a do it's quite the wordsmith good stuff current of you follow Chad is this the typical commentary we get from this guy Yeah, this is the genius Transformative content you can expect on sit-down zoom. Ok good stuff Chad. Thank you for that Thank you for Tony muskrat for being a troublemaker Chad thank you for that. Thank you for Tony Musgrat for being a troublemaker

Bravo, I was just getting frustrated with himself for not doing something as quickly as he would have liked it Couldn't you couldn't figure out get that image off the screen so he could go back to the first to himself as Chad when he gets Mad that's not a good sign No, Adam. He fired his producer Who was also Chad no, I think was me, okay. So some parody of ESO. Okay, of course. I know. We're gonna do something, let's do it. Let's do it.

Let's do it. Let's do it. Don't talk about it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. We're gonna do something, let's do it.

Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Don't talk about it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Don't, just do it, just do it, just do it, just do it Don't put it on me, Lady K I'm just repeating how you said it Don't put it on me, Lady K

You're the one with the frosted dips Don't put it on me, Lady K I'm just repeating how you said it Don't put it on me, Lady K Am I exaggerating here, you tell me Don't shoot the messenger That's exactly how you said it Don't shoot the messenger Don't shoot the messenger

Don't talk about it. Let's do it. Do it. Let's do it. Do it. We're gonna do something. Let's do it. Do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.

I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're trans. I don't care if you're non-binary. I don't care if you're men. Let's do it. I don't care if you're non-white. I don't care if you're black. I don't care if you're Jewish, Catholic.

I don't care. That's a fact. Let's do it. I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're trans. I don't care if you're non-binary. I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're trans. I don't care if you're non-binary. I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're trans. I don't care if you're non-binary.

I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're trans. I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're trans. I don't care if you're non-binary. I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're non-binary. I don't care if you're gay, straight.

I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're gay, straight. I don't care if you're Jewish or Catholic. I don't care. That's the fact.

Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.

Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.

Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. You don't tell DJ Dabbles what to do. LJ, LJB, bleh, bleh, bleh, back, back, LJ, L-G-B-T-Q plus. Fantastic job by DJ Dabbles.

You and DJ Dabbles can make some money with that one. Yes, that's gonna be the beginning of every show now. For sure. Here's a quick one that came in from dame taft wtp is loose But it was funny when the last time. Frosty tips and Simpson's drops. Producer Chris is awesome. That is as far as we ever get into that song. So thank you very much for that. Little Mastodon.

And then do you remember Steve C, executive producer for Opie and Anthony had a band And he had that one song Angleum swings the other way. That's the one Dame Taft came in with a song parody of that Devil verse will get you some unwelcome attention Carl oughta know cause it's his invention Block you, docks you, make you gay with AI Carl is a cutie with koala bear eyes Producer Chris's sidekick is witty and sly Game show potato, let's not forget about that guy You haven't heard the wrath of John, and so he read away

A lawsuit's coming down the pike, for Chris and Lady K And Patrick Michaels don't you please, and Chad's been out of shape And Carl just pulls the strings zing zing zing so hats off to Carl and pants off to Gin they roast the hapless loser hosts again and again When Opie talks to doggie Carl's on it like a flea Happy 600 at the WATP Very well done. Thank you, Dame Taft. Hey, it's actually a big day for that song Carl Why is that some it's weird somebody just?

Made an AI music video for that song no shit So they've got all this Steve see AI stuff and there's actually kind of it's fun to watch that's all I'll check that out Steve's rope Emporium on YouTube Steve's Rope Emporium on YouTube. It is horrible. It is a horrible name for a YouTube channel. The Wobbly Stew Emporium. Yeah, that's not great. Alright, I have one more thing to play for you and then we'll move on. But this one I missed somehow. So this is going back to September at Rev Billy Bob also known as Douche the Devil verse put this song together with Bella this is a Misfits cover you know that the song skulls oh yeah so this is uh skulls I want your skull instead of skull and this is really good this is the guy who also did the acoustic version of bloody ass That was fantastic. He despises gonna rent Carl's house for at least a week Wipes shit on his wall

I want your scope I need your scope Scoot! Gotta have your scope I want your scope Trunky I am but I got a degree. Buddy ass and smelly feet. If you trash my kids I'm gonna call the heat.

Fatty Patty gets me on the stream. I want your scope. I need your scope. Gotta have your scope. Gotta have your scope. Gotta have your scope. Gotta have your scope. Gotta have your scope. Gotta have your scope. Gotta have your scope.

Guess what, did you share a few now? Guess what, did you share a few now? Uh. School! Shipwrair fucks little girls, but Routes all fucks dogs. Shipwrair fuck's little girls but Rott's all fuck's dogs Ship where your fuck's little girls but Rott's all fuck's dogs

Oh Woof, woof, woof Oh Woof, woof, woof Woof, woof Woof, woof Woof, woof It's fantastic work. That is at Rev Billy Bob on YouTube does great stuff. Adam, what's your take on the band The Misfits? Any thoughts?

Big fan. Love The Misfits. Jesus Christ. He's fucking with me, right? I don't know. He's gotta be fucking with me. Everybody loves The Misfits. Oh, sure they do. All right, guys, coming up, I want to talk about Pure Genuine. A quick segment because Frenchy Hanna is going to change the format. I want to get into that We have a bunch of roast videos that were sent in Cardiff sent one in he's got one in here We got coming up. We got an OP radio OP freaking out about Anthony and Anthony responding to that which is great Maybe army hammer. We're already going live over at the affiliates. I'm not sure about that

We have two minutes of Tom Myers game coming up. Your voicemails. All right. I want to talk to you about something very important that's happening that nobody else is even reporting on. Welcome to Peer Genuine, into authentic experience like never before. Yes. Yes. It's your host right here. Frenchy Hanna. Yes. Frenchy Hanna, the host of Pure Genuine came on the show today. Thank you for Catherine for emailing me a heads up. This is brand new. Just just coming in. and we start off with figuring out what today's topic is gonna be this is classic I'm your host Frenchy Hanna and today I just want to talk about how I am taking more in

within myself staying to myself in certain times and moments and just self caring with myself and just knowing the know of who I am and who I surround myself around. Yeah, guys, I'll follow that. You go girl. That's that's the topic of today's episode. So basically my affirmations every day. Right. So I do not actually follow that but then there's some clarity coming up because as we know, Frenchy is from LA and now lives in Vegas and Frenchy's gonna talk about the difference between the people in Vegas

that she now hangs around with and tries to have come on the podcast as opposed to the people in LA. I noticed that a lot of people in here, Vegas, they get, you know, jealous, you know, they feel some type of way. I'm like what I have and what I have going on and things I have and all of that. Now I'm just like trying to like tell them like no come on this is a good exposure for you and for all and me and stuff like that and then I notice like whenever I talk about like like content content stuff, I don't know if like, if it's like how I'm going to pond it or whatever. It's probably like you're going to pond it. I would imagine. Kurt, if I know you've been

struggling, uh, Tommy T is gone and there's only so much time. Myers stand up. This is the game. This is the next game right here What is French you say that? Watch Frenchy. I can't speak Frenchy Speak ackee comedian. It's endless possibilities. I she could make up words She can say phrases that don't make any sense But basically if I can sum up what she just said I think she's saying that the people in Vegas that she has to come on the show are Jealous of how successful she is. Hmm, and that's the problem that she's having right now with getting guests on all this jealousy that's going on

I could see that around I could see that Why does Frenchie have a microphone? We're all thinking it. I use it. We're all thinking she's also got that road cash, but it's definitely not being used At all lit up. She stole it from Chad. We're all thinking she's also got that roadcast. It's definitely not being used at all. It's all lit up. She stole it from Chad. She's showing off this equipment. It works as well as Chad's does, apparently. Showing off all this equipment and not using it.

But I think this is what's actually happening here. I think this is what she's talking about. Like, yeah, I'll help you. I'll be on there. I'll do this. I'll do that for you. No worries. talking about. So, you know, I see like some type of jealousy or whatever them feelings and type of way. So she's going to ghosted. People say, yeah, well, do your show. Yeah, sure. And then they don't show up. And she's like, Oh, it's because they're jealous. That must be what it is. These people are coming out to my show. And she talks about why they're so jealous of her. At least it's not patrols.

Are you interested in what you see? Or you just know these things are valuable? Like, I don't see these things. I guess my equipment is valuable, but I look at it like this is what I love to do. These are the things I need to is what I love to do. These are the things I need to do what I love to do. She's got really nice gear. And so people are just like, oh, you have your own road caster and a shearer, Mike.

I don't wanna do your podcast. These are all things I wish I had. I picture Frenchie standing on the strip and someone's just handing her a flyer, come to this show. She She's like well. I'll come to that show if you do my show oh Good point over good point cuz I'm wondering what her social life is like as like she sees them out later They didn't come out her show It's just the same guy who's slapping the the cards for all the prostitutes on the street. Oh, yeah I don't know if you know this but a bunch

of us will be in Vegas in May using promo code come for hackamadia.com maybe we should start booking some appearances that's a really good idea we should probably get on her radar although I have really bad news so she starts off by explaining that she's going to be focusing on herself and people are flakes and they're jealous and they're ghosting her. And so this leads to the new format of pure genuine. And I told myself the middle of last month, I was just like, you know what, with my podcast, I'm just going to talk about me and what I'm going on And what I'm seeking through life and what I'm going to pond on and how I'm feeling and talk about how I can help

you guys and Talk about took a long time to get to anybody else besides yourself on that one So you know me and my feelings and what I'm up to what I'm doing and not trying to help you guys out Too, but you have to help me help you right Talk about you know a little bit of pop culture here and there Little pop culture so unfortunately current now things might change because it is may you guys have plenty of time to get your tickets hecka me.com promo code WTP And so maybe they will change, but it sounds like Frenchie has decided. This is a solo podcast from now on

Hmm Disappointing so she's not showing the other chair. Oh, you're right even change the camera like that There is even another microphone in here anymore. No, I pawned it off. It's gone Can't go on walk in Let's see her equipment and say no Oh, you're one of those professionals with nice cameras i'm out of here I won't stand for it So that's a weird reaction, but uh, she's a weird person

Yeah, i've never had an interaction with someone that didn't go well that I felt was Definitely because they were jealous of me right or because yeah. Yeah, the last time I got booed off the stage I'm like look at these jealous assholes. They're all so jealous. It's a jealous about our awesome. We are Yes, just like John. It's no different than John right? Julie's only Trashing him because he's jealous. Yep. All these people are. That's why he's the Duke of the devil verse. Dude, I heard Aaron saying that earnestly, like a week or two ago, where he goes, and I think he was probably trolling, but he's like, john's obviously the most

successful person in all of this. If you look at his credits and everything, it's just like, yeah, okay. Now I think about he had to be trolling, he's not that stupid. Okay, people sent in either congratulations or roasts. I have a feeling I'm gonna be called gay a few more times and not watch these, but I'm gonna go. I haven't even started yet. I know, I'm gonna go through in alphabetical order.

So we're gonna start with Andy. Trucker Andy sent in a video for a celebrating episode 600 Thank you all for being here for episode 600. It's a big celebration of WTP Hey, Carl, you drunk fucking gremlin Congratulations on 600 episodes a lot of people are saying that the show didn't really take off until producer Chris joined But the only thing producer Chris ever produces is a bar tab. I'm not saying that he's drunk, but his liver lives on the back of the bar at Stevie tomatoes. I'm not trying to say that Chris is a burnout, but his lungs look

like James Wood's house. It's pretty good. Bush recently joined the show. Adam, it took me about seven years, but I finally got this a nice place down in Cape Coral. If you want to take that too. I mean the, uh, it's pretty much like this place. The view sucks and the neighbors are assholes, but just remember my, my wife likes her back rubbed when she's falling asleep you fucking what

Carl after eight years of lying and gaslighting you've uh changed the game Carl yells retard so much that he redefined punching down to mean punching downs. If you don't believe me, let's check out Carl's favorite episode 88. ["The Last Post"] Stamps.com! That means that at least ADT makes a little bit of sense.

She's like, and Jenna was never heard from again. Her father is still weeping. Do you need to get lots of things done before the holiday season? Stamps.com can save you time and money. Oh, let's take a quick second here, Andy. Hey Andy, did you know that Audible is a leading provider of premium digital spoken audio information and entertainment on the internet?

It's true. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me that that music bad For some reason the show starts off with that nonsense. Yeah, and then it's just dry. Yeah Her show doesn't exist unless people are not found Yeah So when she's relieved that someone was found that she's never heard of, has no connection to at all, she's just watching the news to see if people have been found or not and that she's relieved by that.

Bullshit artist. I call bullshit artists out that. Her parents had been worried about some of the people that she'd been hanging out with because she was often a bit too trusting of others who may not have the best intentions. So wait a second, she's 25 years old and she's a little too trusting of others. This chick sounds pretty hot. I don't know what you were thinking when you looked at this.

I'm like, wait a second, where is this girl? All right, so this game is What Rem got Carl targeted by the vanished podcast episode 88 Ace shooting on the sponsors be shooting on the production see shooting on the ethics D hitting on victims Anyone want to take a guess? I think I know the answer. I think you played the answer already But then then much later in the episode you hear this Jenna is described as four feet 11 inches tall weighing about 140 pounds How do you lose this person did you even look at Arby's?

She can't have gotten that far away Now I can't believe that that it's been a 600 episodes guys. We've come a long way haven't I from episode like 62 to Regular featured guest to Basically as much time as Gary in San Diego, so I can't wait to Here's the 600 more. Go fuck yourself If I could translate for Adam Bush Oh, sorry, go ahead man. Sorry, but if I could translate for Adam Bush, Andy is saying he's paid his dues

That's right. He's a dues player at the W ATP Alright great job Andy always kills it on these things blind Mike said it and something I got I've not watched this yet either see Carl gave me his usual script to read about how great he is and what an achievement it is to do 600 episodes. But my friend Tom Myers has unburdened me. I don't have to take this guy's crap anymore. So I just wanted to send a video to say that celebrating 600 episodes, you do two episodes a week. Just every year you've built in a milestone to be like, aren't I great everyone? It's not 600 great episodes

600 fun episodes. We're just Congratulating you for doing the show at the time you've decided to do it every so Congratulations for Not dying. I guess no one asked you to do this, but you guys have persevered through that and 600 my god Mazel tov Well putt he's got a couple points pretty ridiculous. I didn't play that early on the show Jesus. I'll be like yeah. What are we doing here? Brian Johnson Tom Steve Dave weighing in Brian Johnson, Tom Steve, Dave Wayne in. Hey Carl, it's me, the world famous Brian Johnson.

And I'm here to congratulate you on your 600 episode 600. It's no small feat. I know this. I'm in the 600 club myself. It takes a lot of work, a lot of effort, a lot of stick to itiveness. But also WTP has introduced me to some things. Steel toe, the creep off, to key El El Harible, Cardiff, OJ, Nobody Likes Onions, Cuneyah's Cucks,

The Reality Show or whatever it's called these days, Drew Lane, Rock Bottom, Patrick Michael and Jake Hudson. And what do all these things have in common? What do all these podcasts have in common? They're all vastly superior to your own. I'm sorry to tell you this, but your show sucks. It sucked for a while. I didn't wanna tell you. I see the sucks. It's sucked for a while. I didn't want to tell you

I see the comments on reddit and I agree with most of them So sorry to say that but it's the truth So I would say do the opposite of what's been your your motto for the past couple of months Don't just do it Don't just do it Jake Hudson is the one that really hurt Suck deep that was rough. All right. He's really grown as a broadcaster. I guess so I've been checking it but fair enough, right? I'll do a better job. Thank you for sending that in the great Brian Johnson Now this one was sent to me today again. I've not watched it yet, but i'm told there's a big surprise in it

It's coming in from uh christian black Well, I don't know if this is supposed to be all in one take but we i'm gonna cut Yes, it's me frenchy hana hello to chris Here we go. Cut. Yes, it's me, Frenchy Hanna. Hello to Carol and Chris and Andy and Lucy and Vinny and everyone celebrating 600 episodes. As a podcaster myself, it's a great accomplishment to do that many episodes of a podcast as a podcast there myself it is a great accomplishment to do that many episodes of a podcast.

One for safety. Now here are some of my vices on and you guys want everything to be Quality you guys want a middle a beginning and an end to whatever you are talking about No exactly what you are talking about Yes, and just be authentic with yourself be authentic You know be the most purest genuine as you can be on your podcast. Yes. And that will gravitate to the audience

that you are desiring to look for, you know, and know. I think we're off script now. But you are there for, and know who you are targeting. Know those type of audience that you are trying to target and lock in your target, zero in and hit that target and voila. Once again, congratulating on 600 episodes. Yes. Please wait for a few seconds and then say very excitely.

Welcome to Hakamania. That's great. The one thing I'll ask is the thing from the end just say welcome to hack-a-mania Oh welcome to okay here we go welcome to hack-a-mania Perfect You were kind of reading the stage direction there for a minute there, but all right exit stage life Pulled a bite in that one That's great Fantastic you have something to do with that producer Chris. No, I just knew that something like that was gonna happen So this Christian told me you had something to do with it

No, I mean, I said just do. Producer Chris is being modest right now. That's all blat. That was great. Thank you, Christian. I was not expecting that. He said it was a broadcasting legend was going to be on. I thought for sure it'd be like Jackie Martling or some loser, but no. It's Frenchiana.

Amazing. Dr. Steve coming in. Hey, Carl. Dr. Steve coming in. Hey Carl, it's your old pal Dr. Steve from Weird Medicine and congratulations on your 600th episode. Now do you know why we celebrate these centennial milestones? It's because we evolved with ten fingers. That's it. Whoopty-freaking-doo. You know, Opie and Anthony, the duo you lifted jock tober from clocked over 3,500 shows in their career so 600 is Kind of disappointing don't you think?

Anyway, I hope you have a celebration. That's full of fluids and secretions all untainted by human pathogens Congrats my friend, and I'll see you at hack a mania may 9th through 11th. That's hackamania.com Offer code weird for 10% off use my offer code. Don't let carl Get my channel struck with that literally with that shit. Oh Thank you. Dr. Steve. I'm sure it's fine. Do you think so? What do I know? Yeah And then if anyone's curious if you ever wanted to porn bomb Carl, you just have to send him stuff. He does not review it, and he'll just play it.

And there you go. Yeah. Have at it, everybody. Never doing this again from his trusted crew. Yeah. Get it to me. I've been working for years getting him to play unwatched videos.

Holy shit. This has been the plan all along? Yes. This is the big reveal for John when he comes back next week because you were going to beat us up in Chicago and then you realize, hold on, what if I, what if I let this play out for six years? Yes. I could really

get them. Uh, all right. We'll play a couple more of these. Then we'll do some OP stuff. And then I got some more of these, uh, tributes to get to out of, out of the, and how are you feeling about these so far? The tributes. Yeah, it's hit and miss, you know

It is I appreciate the energy. I like them for about 10 seconds each Andy and then they should be available for us to listen to on our own if we liked. All right. Well, let's see what Eric Zane has to say to us Hey Carl, it's your old pal easy. I'm taking a little time out from making my face pale to congratulate you on 600 episodes that is outstanding. I knew you were gonna make it when the LARPers and the neckbeards on the subreddit turned on you Congratulations, Jugglyfuck Professional that's how you do it right there 18 seconds. perfect and was only bored for half of the time I Just kept waiting for his dog to show up

There's a new blanket on the couch. I know that's always looking at Iraq coming in hey Carl was actually trying to find a way to sound sincere about Congratulating you on 600 episodes, but I just couldn't do it So I decided to reach out to somebody who I thought it would actually mean something That's all you guys do right you talk just plug in and go on right? Tell a couple of jokes And I kill for that job. Just sit there right you just talk Yes, and no never mind fuck that guy forever fuck Debbie John John. Fuck Tom Myers. Fuck Patrick Michaels. Fuck that stuttering drunk one more time.

Fuck every terrible show that you made us sit through each and every week, sometimes twice a week. Fuck you, Carl. There's rotten apples in every profession. Nobody will ever say that there isn't. I'll never stop fucking that guy in every aspect of his life. Miller, calm down. I take it back. Carl, you're fine. Chris is better.

Kaylee's the best. Along with the potato. That's your five star review. Congratulations on 600 episodes. Now I have to go into Costco and find my family. Oh, fantastic. Eric, he was doing, I thought he was doing John but I guess he was to an open to the opster I think you do both of those guys. That was really nice to see Tony Michaels, but he didn't do the catchphrase

That was a Todd Pettengill. Oh Iraq oh, that's yeah, I get it All right. We're gonna come back to these. We actually have a couple big surprises coming up next. So I'm gonna save those until after we do some OP stuff. So it's been nonstop since Anthony announced he got a job with WAPC in New York City that everyone is asking OP about his response to it, his reaction to it. And OP can't stop himself. He keeps talking about it over and over again, which causes Anthony to talk about what OP is saying, which is fantastic. I love it all. I'm really enjoying this era of OP because, Adam, you've been pointing out to me, there's

very little differences between OP and Settling John at this point. It's at the point where Cardiff could have another game show that is just you read us the text and we have to guess whether it's John or OP, because they're using the same language about the same things in the same way. Yeah, there's already have that game. Can't wait. Who said it? There's a lot of there's a lot of blame to go around. None of the blame is goes to Opie though. It's everyone else's fall for the predicament that we're all in. And it starts with this. Opie is talking about Anthony here and how Opie and Anthony the show ended.

After 11 years since Anthony ruined the best radio show in America, the Opie and Anthony show. He's the reason the show ended because he couldn't help it with his stupid racist crap. Isn't that interesting? Opie has always said the show was going to end anyway He was done with it. He was ready to move on they were going to go their separate ways Maybe opie'd go in the afternoons let anthony and jim stay in the mornings. The show was over. It hadn't been good for a long time And now he's coming out and going the show would have kept going but Anthony was a racist. That's what ended it It's so convenient now that all of a sudden he can blame Anthony for ending the greatest radio show of all time

Similar to stuttering down he changes the past to fit whatever he's complaining about He's feeling at the time and it's crazy. He's normally so still and now he's just like All over the place. He's shaking his head. He can't make eye contact with the camera. He's just kind of actually flailing in front of us mentally and physically trying to process whatever's happening and come up with anything to say in response because he's got nothing. Yeah, that's a good point. There's a lot of feels going on

in these clips. And so talking about, uh, Anthony's return to radio, Anthony Koubia is making his triumphant return to part-time AM radio. And I'm supposed to be jealous. No, of course I'm not jealous. What year is this? Oh my God. I'm making my triumphant return to CB radio. I'm gonna be I'm gonna have a handle. My handle is gonna be Greg Schultz and I'm gonna be heard on channel 19 as I make my triumphant return to CB radio.

I just wanna point out another similarity between Opie and John. That was a tweet. We showed it on this show. Opie put that tweet out and now he's reading his tweet on the show because the joke was so good he had to reuse that. And just like John, he had a guest on yesterday and he told a joke. And then a minute later, his guest came on and he had to tell them the joke because they hadn't heard it. Once again, reminding us that this show is not for any audience watching

It's just for him and whoever he's talking to. Yeah, just having a conversation with was that with Ron the waiter Yes, yes who goes by a wacky new name now. It's pretty funny Ron the ringworm Yes, ringworm guys Crazy, he's a waiter. It's that's a terrible. I know of course. I'm not jealous and he's a waiter. It's that's a terrible. I know of course I'm not jealous and he's lying. He's not making $300,000 at ABC. There's not even a chance lies, lies, lies. Yeah. Lies, lies, lies. Yeah. Who did that? Uh, lies, lies. Oh, the Thompson twins. Oh my God. That's a deep cut. That's a deep cut on your home of rock and roll. Whatever, man, we live in a world where people just make up shit. So what are you gonna do?

This man needs a friend. He needs to have normal adult conversations with someone. This is not how normal people behave. And I honestly think talking into a screen for hours a day drives people insane. So he's all over the place and He's now he has to start soothing himself with his own self-serving lies Yeah, I don't know what that means. Thank you You know, I'm putting in timeout that you just wrecked the flow of my live stream that not Jimmy Stewart So you're in timeout. Oh now he's blocking people

Mm-hmm. Hmm. I wonder who else we know does things like that. I've heard that name before. If you're blocking people and you're looking at a stream that has about 20 to 30 people in it, maximum, you've got a real problem. People you're blocking. Yes. You never got a job offer offered ABC. You are seeing that Anthony's back in radio and embarrassing you. Ha ha ha. You know, I just tell the truth. If you don't want to believe that I've, I've had numerous offers to go to W ABC, I don't know what to tell you. Okay. If you don't want to believe that I'm

not going to sit here and convince you. I know, I know I'm telling the truth. The people around me know I'm not going to sit here and convince you. I know I know I'm telling the truth. The people around me know I'm telling the truth My family knows i'm telling the truth It just didn't make oh my gosh. That's another one. Ask aj benza Ask, you know, he's always doing that. Ask robert meyers ask my family knows i'm telling it's like None of this means anything daddy won elfi Yeah, and he said ask anyone around me. He's alone. is doggy there I don't see them it just didn't make sense money wise because you know I'm in a position that I need to make money I

need to make a certain nut that nut would be hundreds of thousand dollars a year so when a radio station offers you, in my case, that was a guesstimate, because what they really offered was a revenue share with the money they would make in advertising to do a couple hours a day. The offer was 10 a.m. to noon was the last offer. Okay. Yeah.

This is very odd. And I we played this on the show when Opie was talking about this years ago, where he was offered to go on the radio and it was gonna be a revenue split and he couldn't make sense of it because they wasn't gonna make enough money. He's got to pay out his agent and the co host and all this kind of stuff. But now he's saying he was offered the 10 to 12 slot on W ABC. I looked this up, you know, who has that slot right now? Brian Kilmeade.

Brian is an anchor on Fox and Friends. He is famous. Millions of people watch, you know, Fox News channel and shit. And this station is a very much a conservative talk station if you look at their lineup they have Mark Levin Roger Stone Bill O'Reilly. I mean these are all like the big conservative hosts and They're asking Opie to be in the late morning slot of that station doesn't even make sense why? Open doesn't talk politics as you know Like was he gonna do go to the phones? Just be like, hey, what do you think about the last executive order?

Opie's like, ah, executive orders are stupid, I don't know. You'd have nothing. The way his mind thinks, I bet he believes that he hasn't been political just so he wouldn't screw up getting a gig like this. So if he was asked to be on conservative radio, he could say, yeah, sure, you're not gonna find any, you know, differing opinions in my past. He doesn't understand that to be on conservative radio,

you would not need to have no opinion, you would need to have a strong opinion, like all of those people that you mentioned that are on the network have. Like you said, what is he gonna talk about? And can I just say something really fast? The arrogance of this guy to talk to, I mean, KB's talking to cops like that,

and this guy is talking about money. He's saying, I couldn't take the gig, I need money. And that wasn't enough money. You motherfucker, if you need money, you take a job, even if it's not as much as you would like. Why? Because you need money. Do not talk to us like you're someone who really understands what it means to need money in

today's society. You sound like a spoiled, just like puffy little, just from his beach house. Yeah, from your beach house with the view of the Hamptons ocean, like a classic sign of privilege. It is so offensive, and he doesn't even know. He has no idea. He's thinking he's relating to the common man. Yeah, we all take jobs and lose jobs. If you need money, you take it, or you shut the fuck up. And I have clips later on with Anthony

watching this exact portion and reacting to it. And the other thing that Opie's not understanding here, okay let's say this was a real thing, they said Opie watching the 10 to noon slot, we don't have a salary for you but whatever we sell in advertising revenue we'll split with you, you'll make a portion of that and so here's what the ranges might be or something like that. Opie could take that opportunity and then promote other things that he's doing and build a larger audience that isn't Opie and Anthony people that aren't jaded with his past

career and he could start something else up. Being on the radio, I looked up the ratings. WABC is the highest rated AM station in New York City. It's got a 4.6 share. It's doing way better than WFAN, the fan, has a 2.7. Now I realize the Giants and the Jets suck, so maybe that's part of it. But still, when I think about sports talk,

I always assume, well, that's gonna do it. That's an FM station that's doing sports talk. And yet this AM station is doing twice the number. So there's an audience there. Listen, I'm with you guys that AM radio is not my go-to. But you're in an area that reaches 14 million people with this signal, probably more, at nighttime especially with AM.

And so yeah, there's a huge audience out there. And OPI's only thought is I need to make this amount of money in order to do the job. If you actually had somebody working on this podcast with him, if you had like a Royce or any, or even just a friend, they would say, dude, if you do that gig for no money, you can plug the podcast. It's only a couple hours, do it, and everyone will know about them. It's free advertising. Like, for us to buy advertising on WABC would be so expensive You could do it for two hours a day

And no his ego won't let him and we're supposed to feel bad for him And he says I don't know if I have the clip he says at some point in here He's like that's gonna be a lot of work to do a radio show It's like dude all you do on your show now is read the chat on a radio show You can take phone calls like you love to do problem is old boot have to know what the fuck is going on in the world and in New York City and on your show now is read the chat on a radio show. You can take phone calls like you love to do. Problem is, old people have to know what the fuck is going on in the world. And in New York City. And he can't be bothered to know what's

happening. I guess I said years ago, knowing that eventually Anthony was gonna get a job there. But Chas calls me he's like, Oh, I just need you on this station. How about 10 a.m. to noon? You don't have to work Fridays. He goes, but the pro and I go at that time, I did say, all right, all right. Because I was kind of thinking, you know, it wouldn't be that bad to go on a radio station to promote the podcast I was doing with Carl Ruiz. There you go. There you go. I said, all right, Chaz, I want to hear more. He goes, all right. So it's 10 AM to noon, four days a week. Uh, we'd watch in, in, in studio,

but you certainly could do a whole bunch of shows wherever you want. Sounds amazing. That time I was pretty much living at the beach house. Right. And, uh, he goes, well, there's one problem. I'm what's, what's the problem, Chaz? That's why I know they're not offering him 300,000. He's lying through his teeth Chas goes we can't pay you I go, what do you mean? So he goes what we could do is what's called a revenue share. So whatever money we bring in advertising wise

Will split with you and so then we we crunched the numbers and at the time they were bringing in for that time slot, that's somewhere just under about a hundred thousand dollars in ad revenue. I would have to split half of that with a W A B C and I wouldn't get all of that because I was, I was only doing two hours of that time slot. Are you still following me? Nope. And then I would have to pay my agent, I would have to pay Carl, I would have to pay Vic. It absolutely wasn't worth it to me. Which is fine, but hope he's worth zero until someone offers him more money, that's What he is worth? But isn't isn't the point of a revenue sharing to that if you do well and you increase the revenue you'll make more He knows that's not even an option. He won't even consider it. Yes, correct

Yeah, he even says he as well based on what they're making in that time slot now. I would make blank It's like a true OB right Should you be making way more than the guy from Fox and Friends cuz you're so famous and you know how radio works Who gets it 18 curl he keeps explaining that this station who just hired Anthony's been going after him For all this time and then he's like, all right, I want to move on. I don't want to talk about this stuff anymore. He tries to transition into some political talk about Trump. What's up, Obstler? What's up? Ant said he might get a chance to interview Trump at ABC. What do you think? That'd be absolutely amazing. I don't compete with Anthony.

I would wish him well, but you know what? F Anthony. Last time I wished him well, everything was going smoothly. Wrote back, he wished me and my family a Merry Christmas. He said in the text, I could show it again. It's so good we're not taking shots at each other. Then next thing you know, he turned around quickly and started taking shots at me again. So I'm not gonna wish him well.

I just hope that now that he's on, I mean, all kidding aside, I think going to AM radio is kind of stupid and bogus considering where the world is with podcasting and satellite radio still king. And FM, which is kind of falling apart is above AM radio. The fact is he'll be talking to a lot more people than me. And if it helps stroke his stupid ego, my thought is if it strokes his ego enough, he'll leave me the F alone finally. So that's what I have to say about that.

But I'm not wishing him well because every time I wish him well, he'll run me back close. Thanks man. Appreciate that You know, I really appreciate that and then the next time he goes on so some low-level live stream, you know, cuz he's unprepared He goes and attacks me go after yourself He is spiral. Oh, yeah, just talking to himself Just starting off with yeah, I don't care what I don't give a shit You think I give a crap if this guy's gonna job that sucks anyway. No, do watch that stupid job I don't give a shit. Do I give a shit? I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit

He's literally talking to himself See opi's in touch This is why people are watching opi right now because he's a mental case who's absolutely losing his mind Yeah, and he did the John thing of threatening to show the DMS. Yes. I got the text I'll show you guys what's going on And he's trying to do like a fun light-hearted morning show like the whole point of this is like wake up with opi We'll talk about having our coffee doggy might show up That's the whole point of this thing

And how long is that last and then he gets all upset over one fucking free chat that he can't help but to read He doesn't need to have the vegetables But I had the vegetable had the vegetable party Happiest I've ever seen him. I also I can't stand He insists on being backlit. No, I'm just trying to make a thumbnail for my podcast LP I just need one stick of thumbnail. People can see your fucking face. Turn off the sun. Fucking shadow man here. Um, all right. So yeah, talking about what would hope we do on WAPC. It doesn't make something even higher. I'm so it's a political, uh, talk format.

Um, you don't sound jealous if I sound jealous, whatever. I I'm not jealous. Trust me. I'm not. it's a political talk format. You don't sound jealous. If I sound jealous, whatever, I'm not jealous. Trust me, I'm not jealous. But when I was talking to those guys, I go, look, I don't wanna do politics. And Chaz over there goes, you don't have to do politics. And I was thinking to myself, this was the offer to do the 10 a.m. to noon

revenue share. I go, I don't want to do politics though, because you don't have to. I'm like, oh, okay. I'm on W-A-B-C and I don't have to do politics. Okay. How is that going to work? They would lose their minds out there in their cars. Why aren't you talking about the New York City politics? Oh my God, no. But Chaz is a really good guy over there. He runs the whole cluster of stations. And when I met him, he hugged me. He goes, you and Anthony made me so much money back in the day when you were at NAW. I'm like, why do you didn't work for WNEW? He goes, we got this. So many people want to advertise on open Anthony back then that we got to spill

over to this day. I don't really understand because he was working for another radio station. But I guess some of these people couldn't get on our show. So they bought time on his station or something. But he goes, no, man, I made so much money off you guys, even though I wasn't officially a salesman for WNEW. And he literally gave me a hug. That doesn't make any sense. He even caught himself too, as he's telling the story. This guy never worked for my show. But

he said that my show made him money, which we would do the opposite if all the ratings were on his show. And this guy's selling for another channel. That young man's name was Conrad Arnold. Right. Brought him to me. Yeah, it's right back to people praising him and what a hero he's been. I mean, he's spinning so hard.

He's like, aunt got a new gig at ABC, but I once got a hug. Yep. Twice, yeah, as you said. Okay. So it's crazy too, because as Opie's trying to figure out why he's not working on the radio and Anthony is it started with the there's no money in radio they couldn't offer me enough money and then it turns into and they would want me to do politics and I said I can't do

politics they said that's okay you know to do politics well that sounds like you don't know what to do then, Opie. You're Opie Radio. You're the guy and we go, hey, do you want to work on a radio station? He's just like, I don't know. What would I talk about? He told, he had a long list and he's mentioned all of the things that he won't do on the show. He hasn't said one thing that he would. Do you know what it's like when you hire a job and the guy's like first things first, here's a list of all the things that won't happen. This guy unhireable. I'm gonna take a lot of breaks I don't do well with authorities. Don't tell me what to do. I'm gonna lose things

I'm sick a lot And if you tell me to write an email with five things I did last week, there's no fucking way I'm writing that email. I don't know what I did So when do I start? And they refuse to be on camera I must be in the shadows because anything else other than me is much more interesting so just show that first All right, here's a here's a quick one Opie thinks that Anthony, you know as everyone drinking the Kool-Aid out there. I

Believe they offered you 40 G's and Anthony 300,000. I believe whatever you want, Edward. Like I said, I, you know, you guys, you guys drink the Kool-Aid, you guys all drink the Anthony Kool-Aid. So, you know, uh, believe, believe whatever you want. Let me get rid of this guy. He's trying so hard and none of your hate will be seen by anybody. Have fun making another account. Wow. Who said it? Yep, it really is. Adam's thesis here is that we have stuttering John minus the alcohol is basically what we're seeing here. There's no awareness, no talent. He's feeding the trolls non-stop but then also hates it. His only content is reacting to trolls he's

reading insults throughout the show I do a beer show Carl does a beer show he has no neck he just said the thing that ended John's relationship with Howard it was when John said drink the Kool-Aid I'm sure you're all drinking the Kool-Aid what language does he use the exact exact same language. Also, this is an important point to make and it will be made later by Anthony himself. I have the clip. Anthony never said he's making $300,000. Oh wow. The guy who chatted them said he's making $300,000 and hope he started singing lies, lies, lies. And he's calling him a liar and yelling over and over again.

And this is the thing that we made fun of OP for last week and the week before he lets the chat tell him things and he believes that is what Anthony sadder did We did that what a fucking asshole's like. Yeah. This is the same thing This John used to do to exactly all the time Kevin Brennan just said your kids are losers. What? even though they with Anthony do they used to tell him and they just said this thing on his show and John would lose his shit over us. It's like that you're why are you believing trolls and why is your show dictated by them? You get any other format than to read the notes of people who don't like you are actively clowning you to your face it's such an odd scenario because His career would truly be doing so much better if he

didn't do anything at all. If he just went away and sat home, goodwill would develop. People would start to miss him. They might even ask him to do things. But here he is actively showing us every day why we should never spend any time near him listening to him or spend any money on him ever. That's so sad. This company would run better if you weren't in it.

Yeah, but it's called Opie Inc. Yeah, yeah, I just said, this company would run better if you weren't in it. There are politicians that they're like, your public appearances are not helping. You just need your name and you to shut the fuck up. Just let your name do the work, and you just shut the fuck up and stay at home.

All right, but Opie's gonna talk about you know, he's got big plans he's gonna defend the Costco live stream that we played on this very show and others carried it as well People watching and any parking can be entertaining Yeah, man. I thought my Costco live stream was fantastic. My God, we were gonna talk to the guy that puts all the shopping carts back into the corral. Nice.

I was planning an interview, an exclusive interview with that guy. And then across the parking lot was like a Petco or a PetSmart, same store. You're not fooling anybody, PetSmart and Petco. I was gonna go in there for an exclusive interview and maybe see how long I could pet kittens until I have a major allergy attack or have to go to the hospital. I was thinking of doing that.

I had plans for the Costco parking lot show. But then my son called, because he needed my debit card. If you want to know the truth. And then I walked in and the guy's like, you can't come in here. We're not a membership. I'm like, I'm not trying to sneak into Costco. Trust me. So he's defending this embarrassing stream that Tuki played, we played here. And he's going, No, but I want it to be

better. Good. Glad to hear, but I wanted it to be better Good glad to hear that. I wanted to do things that'd be interesting cool It's a good start now next time execute on those ideas so that you can actually say you did do something interesting good He's completely lost in his mind. Yes all fantasy and delusion And he's officially at the point now where if he thought about it I could have done it and isn't that the same thing as having done it because in my mind it feels the same I had all these great ideas. I was inspired for a minute. That was a great show. Yeah, that was all in your head Opie we were just watching a guy in the back of his car

Alone who and I believe this part had to end his stream because his son needed his debit card Yes, the only reason you were asked to go to Costco to begin with correct. Can we just grab your credit card? Well, sometimes they need me to sign the thing. All right, yeah, come with us that that's fine And it's so much like John to be like and I couldn't get in because this asshole said I know All of its uninteresting actually that's the rule to live by Actually, this is interesting. Oh god, kind of I do know Costco's policies very well and The name on the membership card being scanned and the name of the credit or debit card being used need to match Oh, do you think that maybe it's his wife's membership? Oh

He would have to be in like yeah, I don't know why they're giving him a hard time to, yeah, it doesn't make any sense. Probably because he looks like a homeless guy. Yeah, that's it. Okay. Coming here for the hot dogs. This is interesting. Opie's using language that tells me

either he wants to be the center of the dabble verse or subconsciously he does, he doesn't realize it. You still in real estate kinda. I mean kinda when I when I Was first let go from serious XM. I I dabbled a Friend of mine was in real estate and you know, I I dabble I dabble I was I Was involved with a couple deals made some nice pocket money on the, nothing crazy right here that we need this not actively doing it. I thought I would like it more than I did. I just dabbled.

We need that drop right there. Why did he have to say dabble five times? He knows he's in the devil verse. People pointed out to him all the time. He's his thing used to be babble, babble, babble. Now it's dabble, dabble, dabble, apparently. What a transformation. He's lost it. I don't know that you ever had it,

but I hear what you're saying. There's been a transformation, I think. He really has transformed into that Suthering John arc, which is impressive. It's not easy to do. A lot of people can't pull that off. Well, it's one thing to watch John circle the drain in his car looking like a homeless lesbian,

but watching Opie circle the drain at his beach house all by himself, totally different. And yet, they're kind of the same. No, it's John with money and non-addiction to alcohol. Yeah. Right. They both didn't process losing their dream gigs. They both are still stuck, frozen there,

and in denial about it. And since then, John has had to suffer many different humiliations watching all of his friends succeed, watching Ross the Intern from The Tonight Show has never been bigger than right now, watching everyone, Howard, everyone that turned their backs on him is continuing to thrive.

And it takes away John's neck and it makes him lower and lower and lower. And O.B. now has the same thing. You can't see his neck, he's getting lower and lower and lower in that frame. And you know, he's bitter and he's railing against his enemies in this really, it broke him. Watching this happen to his friend, his enemy,

get his dream gig just broke him. And what he's doing now is just flailing around. So I think if we're looking for a new John, this is it. Like this is happening in real time. It's happening in real time. And what's interesting, as you were setting that up, you're talking about how John had to watch good things happen to everyone around him as his life became more and more miserable. But what John did in order to get him through all of that was blame everyone else. It wasn't his fault. It was Shulie's fault, it was my fault, it was Howard's fault, it was, you know, he's throwing out the blame game. Well, Opie's doing the exact same thing.

Not bad mouthing everyone, Anthony, Jim, etc. Make friends and maybe things will turn around for you. Stop with the stuttering John Cry, shut your stupid mouth. So he's Opie on the leash, he's on the street in Manhattan, and he's just reading the chat like he does and a guy goes hey Stop blaming everyone and trashing everyone. It's not helping you obviously and open response to good advice Sound advice is oh go fuck yourself. Yep, and he's gonna double and triple and quadruple down Just another punk. I Actually took the high road with Anthony all these years. All these years. But now the gloves are off.

All these years I took the high road. As it gets back to me, Anthony trashed me on this show and that show. He's trashing me on a regular basis on his show. Sounds like Anthony drew first blood. The gloves are off and you're getting your ass beat. Yeah, right It's also a very John thing to want credit for it's like Alec Baldwin saying like I was chill for a minute until I shoved That guy against the car. What about the time when I was fine? What about that? You've been dedicating your Channel to hating Jim and Anthony and Sam for years now

This isn't like a brand new thing. He's like, you know, find that hat enough. No, no, this is been going on. He trashed you in two books. He went on Joe Rogan and trashed you. I finally had it. So shut your stupid mouth. I remember Anthony on Joe Rogan. I remember him trashing Opie. This is another thing that John does. If someone makes a or you know giggles about something always trashing me Find the clip play the clip Opie. It was Anthony trashing you on Joe Rogan. I'd be surprised Why are they both using this word trashing? I've never used that word in my life now. I say it every day

Come from why is it the same word? I don't get it at all I've never used that word in my life. Now I say it every day. Where did this come from? Why is it the same word? I don't get it at all. God, I love the people that ignore the other side of things. They know the crap Jimmy put me through, the crap Anthony put me through, and I would take my little little softball shots here and there but finally had it. So OPS had to justify his behavior. So someone goes, hey man stop saying shit about Jim Norton and just fucking move on with your life. Oh you're taking his side just because I'm the

one being irrational and latching out with no reaction from him ever? Yeah. That's why he's taking his side on it and he very clearly explains Anthony hurt me so I'm gonna take it out on you this nice person offering me advice so I'm gonna block you because I'm done with this shit that that guy has done to me and then immediately says with no sense of irony I'm sick of people only seeing one side Thanks like a cartoon character really is All right, so now Opie. This is another thing now. He's out with Ron the waiter and now he's claiming that Wabc reached out to him just a week ago

With the job offer now what he was talking about the revenue share and having to bring Carl Ruiz over and pay all that We covered that when he was talking about it So I believe he was in conversation with radio stations that offered him zero money and asked him if he wanted to be a DJ. But I'm not buying this. The money part of it never made sense to me. To me.

When's the last time they've reached out to you? Is this recent? ABC reached out to me February 11th again. Yes Oh, that's like that's like last week. Yes. Yes. Oh, yes And what just not enough money no, there's nothing there's nothing there for me I need to make a certain amount of money or it's kind of a waste of time. I Need to make way more than let's just say it was 40,000. That was that was a guesstimate because it was something you share where they

were going to split the money they make on the on the day part that I was going to do. And then I would have to pay my agent I would have to pay Carl at the time I would have to pay Vic at the time I would have to pay Rod. I was gonna bring home any money whatsoever. And so then you been talking this week about when Carl Ruiz was the co-host, he was doing a lot better. So it's good now. But and I'll play this clip, but I got to go bullshit on all of this. I'm going to go to the end of the video. I'm going to go to the end of the video.

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I'm going to go to the end of the video. I'm going to go to the end of the video. I'm going to go to the end of the video. I'm going to go to the end of the video. I'm going to go to the end of the video. I'm going to go to the end of the video. I'm going to go to the end of the video. I'm going to go to the end of the video. I'm going to go to the end of the video. I'm going to go to the end of the video. And then he's been talking this week about when Carl Ruiz was the co-host he was doing a lot better. It sounds good now But and I'll play this clip But I gotta go bullshit on all of this because oh we started that whole conversation by saying they just reached out to me February 11th

And then he goes back to whatever the offer was years ago about a revenue share So what was this corresponds February 11th was it hey? Oh, you still want to work for free like what we mean Also the fact that Opie can't be a radio host without Vic and Carl and charade He needs all these people running words anything be like yeah. Yeah, I'll give you two hours That's fine. I'll come out of there two hours every day and on the show. I'm interesting enough as a person I have things to talk about maybe the correspondence on February 11th was enough! How many times do we need to say no? Right! Yeah, who was initiating this

conversation? And he says correspondence and sometimes it's DMs. I feel like this was like a quick back and forth over Twitter and that's it. I've never gotten a job offer through a DM. That's a good point. He got like a promotional advertisement from WABC and you misread it and thought it was a job offer. Oh, your podcast, and then maybe it's worth it as far as that goes.

But in the end, I went for a hard pass. Because it's a lot of work to do radio every day, Ron. And if you're not being paid properly, for me, it's not worth it. Is what you're doing not a lot of work to do radio every day Ron and if you're not being paid properly for me It's not worth it is what you're doing. Not a lot of work. I'll be what's the difference? Shouldn't you be working the job you want to have and at the whole point like put in the effort show them You can do it and I was complaining too much work to do radio Also, I have a solution for Opie if he's listening if you need a guy to help you on the show works cheap Christian Blatt Always available very agreeable goes above and beyond

Get that guy on the show extremely boring too. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Did you see what's Frenchy on it today? That's great great producer um Adam sent this over to me the The latest episode of OP Unleashed. This is just quick. It has some production value now. They put together like an intro forum and it shows like New York City and it scrolls around. It's pretty fantastic. And then the content starts and it all goes downhill. Look at the buildings, buildings, more buildings. So this is called NYC's Forbidden View at the top of the Chrysler building.

What a trip. This is pretty crazy Moses. I know man, but it's really fun. Yeah. This is pretty crazy Moses. I know man, but it's really fun. Yeah. And you know, I really honestly think everybody should be glad to see this and hear this. Like we're up here on the entire fucking place right now, man. Like, there's like kind of nothing more iconic.

So Hopey's showing where this guy is crawling into. He's got the the mind helmet on with the flashlight and everything and I'll be just standing there filming him hey man pretty high up there huh yeah you know I can look at him just looking right across 42nd street right now get out the window amazing man this is like cooler than a lot of mountains. There we go.

It's an in-depths of hell. There you go. Another episode of OP Unleashed NYC. This channel is going to blow up. it's only got 1600 subscribers right now this thing Skies on the road be who it's it's stock footage of New York City, right? It's old white men in their jeans. Yeah, it's a real shitty iPhone reflective blocked view

iPhone reflective blocked view of this, you know, the point where, who is this for? I can find something that's funny somewhere else. I can find stock footage of New York City anywhere else. I can find a better view of from where you are. What is this other than something that when you come home and your wife says what did you do today, you can say that and it sounds a little more interesting than I went to the mechanics and You can prove it too because look at there's a video. I put the video on YouTube I couldn't tell if that was the show or the promo for the show. It's just all one thing Yeah, I doubt that that there's a longer episode there. I think that was the highlights pretty much

Moving fast the kids today, right? Yes Yes. It's the TikTok thing. Alright. We have more roasts to get to. People sent in great videos for us. I have Anthony's rebuttal. Cardiff's gotta go. Subreddit surfing. 830 on Rumble. Alright. Very good. Happy 600. Thank you. Check out Cardiff over on Rumble. Devil verse.tv. Devil verse dot TV. Patreon dot com. Cardiff Lik credit collector thanks for being here buddy subreddit surfing rumble idiot after this idiot all right all right a lot of people have sent in tributes and roasts videos for our 600th episode and we left off on eric nagel so the next letter, because I'm going alphabetically, would be K.

You know, Carl, I bet sometimes even you have to wonder how you did it, right? 600 episodes, all the success from mocking a bunch of lolcows like Stuck Joe and hey, how come he's still alive anyway the way he drinks? It's me, Carl. It's always been me keeping him alive, sacrificing homeless people and even my dear friend mean doug and his fat soul which barely fits into hell. And I did it all for you and your success. And so I hope you continue for another 600 episodes. And don't you fucking dare actually review podcasts for longer than 10 minutes at a time. I want the whole show dedicated to Stuck Joe. Never stop, Carl. Never stop.

Thank you, Kaya. Great to hear from him. Well done also. I believe that's true that Kaya! Great to hear from him. Well done also. I believe that's true that Kaya's keeping John alive. Yeah, because science doesn't make sense. Speaking of Kays, my former co-host, the man who started this show with me back in 2016. W-A-T-P. Congratulations on 600 episodes.

I just wanted to say to Carl and crew, it's been really cool to see how far the show has come. For those of you who probably don't know who I am, my name is Kevin, and I was the original co-host of W-A- WATP and one of the, I guess, co-creators, if you will, to give myself a more important sounding title. I walked away from the show about 60 episodes or so in and I left it on Carl's very capable shoulders. Unfortunately, it was a big risk because he has those little baby ankles

that I wasn't really sure, you know, can he hold this on his shoulders or not, but apparently he's done quite a good job with it so far. But I was looking through some of my stuff and I found this old notepad that has some ideas. Before we settled on who are these podcasts and WATP. We had a bunch of different concepts that we were kicking around and some things that we tried.

And I just wanted to read a few of them if it's okay with everybody out there. So I guess one of the original ideas that we had was who are these prostitutes? It was a good idea, but you know, we spent a lot of time, I think, in the research aspect that one. And it just never really quite went our way. We thought about doing a show about the underground poultry cartels. And we were going to call that one, Who Are These Cockerens? Again, didn't quite pan out. There was one called, I guess, Who Are These Roofy Dealers? I don't really recall a lot of what that one was about, but apparently we went there at some point and that didn't really work either. One of the cool ideas that almost became the actual

show was we were going to call it the Who Are These Podcasts Internet Super Show. We were going to shorten that to twapis. Didn't quite roll off the tongue. So we didn't really go there with that one. And finally, I think, you know, one of the other ones we tried and just didn't really seem to catch on, which is, who are these humble guitar players? Because we just could not find anybody to catch on which is who are these humble guitar players? Because we just could not find anybody to interview for that show. But thank you. Thank you to Carl. Thank you to producer Chris. To, I don't know, fucking everybody. You guys have a million people on this show now. Fucking, I don't know, potatoes and puppets and all kinds of shit.

Way beyond whatever we thought we were going to do when we were, you know, pitching ideas like who are these glory holes back in the day. But again, thank you. Happy 600th. I will be back for, I don't know, episode 666. I'm sure Carl has some crazy shit planned for that. But again, take it easy. Thanks everybody. Hack, Riot, and Kevin on episode 666. I love it. Good to hear from Kevin. It's been too long. Yeah. Thank you, Kevin. Thank you, buddy. It's so good to hear from Kevin. For anyone that's newer to the show, they should go back to the

early shows now that they're familiar with it and listen to Carl and Kevin. The audio quality is not great, but they were great shows. They really were. Well, that's nice of you to say, but they were a great show. They really were well That's nice of you to say but it's also not true. I think we had a couple good episodes in there I wish twat piss had taken off. I know I pushed for it hard but Feel like I'm playing Kevin in the TV movie version You might be your cast is handsome Kevin Lucy very dry and look down and go on too long.

Yes, Lucy Typebox away again. Hello, I'm local Rochester trash bag Lucy Typebox. You might remember me from episodes such as My Tits Are Up Here and also I Pull Dicks Not Clips. Join me for WATP's 600th episode spectacular. Back in 2016, the world was introduced to WATP's 600th episode spectacular. Back in 2016, the world was introduced to WATP, a half-baked podcast with local pervert hosts Kevin and Carl. W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! Welcome to WATP! Welcome! Hilarious. This year we learned that producer Chris wasn't always a podcaster sitting in

Carl's wood paneled basement pretending to laugh at his jokes. We discovered that he previously was a bartender sitting in Carl's wood paneled basement pretending to laugh at his jokes. True. Over the years we've received two or three letters from fans wanting to know more about WATP. So let's answer some of your questions today. Professor Podcast Hitman writes, I think Carl gets stupider every year. That's not a question, professor,

but we'll let the listeners judge for themselves. Another fan writes, Dear Sirs, what's the real deal with Carl's skinny twink co-host Vinny? You know what I'm talking about. Of course we do. He's gay. He's gay.

Now it's time for WATP trivia. Which funny WATP review girls have died in the last 600 episodes? If you said Hannah, Vic, Annie, Kindy, or the rest, you're wrong. They were never funny. So much has changed over the years. We've gotten to know trucker Adam Bush and Andy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Let's take a look at how WATP has evolved over the last 600 episodes. Stuttering John and then Opie. Stuttering John? Opie John.

Opie? Stuttering John Melinda. Opie Radio. Stuttering John. Stuttering John Show. Stuttering John. Stuttering John. Stuttering John.

John. Opie. We're going to talk about Stuttering John. Opie fans. Stuttering John. Opie from Opie and Anthony. Stuttering John Show. But we're also doing an Opie segment. Opie used Opie from Opie and Anthony stuttering John show but we're also doing an Opie segment he used to play Opie and Anthony Opie with Opie stuttering John. Leave Opie alone. Just leave Opie alone. timeless so what do the next 600 episodes have in store for us I can only

assume it will be bigger than Jenny's sweet sweet sweet sweet can cans can we sweet sweet Wow Fantastic Lucy is well done. I didn't know she had access to the Simpsons house. That's pretty cool Yeah, it's well done. She should do the job from there all the time It's like a master class of what to do with your hands while you're speaking I miss us earlier card if some and a video for us oh hi it's me your pal Cardiff electric and welcome to who are these podcasts 600th episode seems like just yesterday I was making a video for Carl's 500th episode

this corny club-footed douche loves to celebrate episodes that end in two zeros for some reason. I get some type of accomplishment. You know what else has two zeros on the end of it? Carl. You and Tom Myers in a double-headed dildo. We don't celebrate that. Oh you'd probably put that on your Patreon. Then you get your Patreon taken down for having disgusting, boring pornography. Anyway, to celebrate your 600th episode, I thought I would list off my top 600 episodes of Who Are These Podcasts. Beautiful, please. Starting from worst to best. Okay. So this is the top 600 episodes of Who Are These Podcasts from worst to best.

Alright so worst, the music episode. Next episode 600. Next episode 599 next episode 598 next episode 597 Next you take one down five nine six around next episode 595 next 237 oh next episode 594

next Very good So 237 oh next episode 594 next Very good Thank you for that car. We appreciate it, buddy. And Also on alphabetic order my apologies. We got this video that came in Hey W ATP just wanted to say a quick congratulations on episode 600 seems like Congratulations on episode 600 seems like Not too long ago that I was escaping barely with my life from Carl's basement from doing an episode 500 recording

Anyway, I miss most of you guys Yeah Carl still sucks. Oh, there's that bitch Kindy. Thanks Thanks so much for sending that in. Kidney didn't recognize her. We so, we so miss you. So great to hear from you again. Wow. Fantastic. Hey Carl, Patrick from nobody likes onions here.

Wanting to congratulate you on 600 episodes of who are these podcasts? America's favorite cry for help with a jingle, you know, 600 episodes of the podcast. When is enough enough? How much do your victims have to endure? I don't even think they can keep up with the amount of torture you inflict on them. Stuttering. John has to be crying in his beer over episode 12 somewhere at this point. And as much as I'd love to take credit for any of it, you've only invited me on the show a couple of times. We haven't known each other that long. And I just want you to know, man, I enjoy being your friend and I get a surge of excitement every time you invite me to audition for guy who agrees with Carl the most today in all seriousness, man. It's a

hell of an accomplishment being the guy who shows up at the dumpster fire always has marshmallows on a stick and willing to share with others. I wish you the best in the future. And yeah, it's just a hell of a, I don't know if you got a cake or anything. I don't know how you're celebrating with your family at home, but I hope it's special and you really should pat yourself on the back for 10 years of turning low hanging fruit into a bountiful harvest. Thank you. Thank you, Patrick from Nobody Likes Onions.

I'll tell you how we're celebrating over here. I have to get on an airplane tomorrow morning. The boarding time is 5.50 a.m. This is thanks to trucker Andy and his wife, who book planes at times that I don't appreciate. But we'll be heading to Texas tomorrow so that'll be fun. Start packing once we get done with this. That's a great Patrick Melton. What up? Pat Oates coming in. Happy anniversary Carl and Chris. It's awesome this show's going on for 600. It feels like way more because you don't stop putting out episodes about Tom Myers and I know there's other people and stuttering John's and Opie's but it's to my world

It's mostly Tom Myers and just how bad that is But I love the fact that I get to trash them with you guys on there and at one point I was being trashed like Tom Myers never as bad as Tom Myers Tom Myers never had a clip that started your show saying your podcast Stinks and I have that I went from trash to treasure Tom went from trash to trash But you guys are always a treasure happy anniversary Carl and Chris Thanks, Pat. Love you Pat. Thank you, buddy

Another friend of the show toki Wants to wish us well. Wow! Boys and girls, it is your good pal Tukey. Have you kissed your favorite person of color today? I hope you have, and I also hope that you have told them that this is the 600th episode of Who Are These Podcasts. Dun-dun-dun! Ah, 600. It's no six million, right, Shuley, but 600 is quite the feat.

Speaking of feat, it was done by this young Marty McFly type kid from Rochester, who when he was born, they thought they were gonna have to saw off his feet. But they didn't. Good thing they didn't. Because this young club-footed go-getter would essentially do 600 episodes to rise to internet mediocrity.

600? And Tookie's been on like five. So you only have to sift through 555 other shows of crap until you find the gold, the Tookie gold. It's fantastic. I mean, during this time we're alive, our president has been shot at, he survived assassination attempts,

but that is nothing compared to the act of violence that Carl withstood when KB tried to get John to ask for more money. Oh, disgusting! Can you imagine? John did that. Oh, so Carl, congratulations, 600 episodes, being the Marty McFly of Rochester and surviving acts of violence. You are Tookie's best friend and Tookie is your best friend. And you know what? Tookie loves you more than a friend. You're doing it. We're doing it. Happy 600 episode. W-A-T-P. Yeah! I wasn't expecting that. More than a friend. That's fantastic. That's fantastic.

One take two key they call them. Right. Speaking of one take, Vinny Paulino waiting in. We're going to start with this. Hey Carl, I'd like to start off by thanking you so much for the invite on the show today. Oh wait I'm sorry. I meant I'd like to thank you for the invite to make you a video congratulating you Yeah, no problem glad to do it. Let's see 600 episodes of W ATP pretty

Pretty amazing who would ever would have thought the kid who had to be brought to prom in a wheelbarrow Would become the belle of the ball of the dabble verse Congratulations, Carl. You're the coolest kid at your table behind Chris and Adam. I Love WATP. I give you grief, but the fact is it's an awesome show WATP is filled with points and tips. Unfortunately those points are your teeth and the tips are all frosted. But if I was a podcaster I would definitely listen to whatever you have to say. People say that you're a little mean to some of these people. Now I would respond

to that by saying you know you know to make an omelet you got to crack a few eggs. In the case of WATP to make this delicious omelet that we all enjoy You had to crack the psyches of stuttering John Chad Zumach Aaron him Holt Patrick Michael Tom Myers and Jesus fucking Christ. What did you do to Opie? Fuck did you do to Opie of you people seen what he did to opi it's unreal Either way we all owe you a debt. I'd like to know though if you're ever planning on finding out who are these podcasts And if you are would you mind getting about it a little bit quicker than 600 episodes that'd be great might be that Congratulations again 600 episodes condolences to everybody else 600 episodes

Creep off comm I'll plug it. I know you won't Don't fuck yourself. Bye Creep up. I cover vote for Carl. I detect a little sarcasm in that one From Vinnie. Yeah, no dripping like butter out of his mouth Last one and you're wondering well, this can't be alphabetical. No I wrote it down as who's right Doug. Hey what's up everybody? Doug from who's right. I just wanted to take a moment and congratulate Carl and the gang on 600 episodes. Almost 450 of them

have been good. That's 600 episodes of tearing apart the worst podcasts on the internet. 600 episodes. That's about 400 episodes of Opie and Stuttering John and Zumach. 400 episodes of the same old shit. Anyway, I thought it would be a good idea to put together a PowerPoint and show a couple of things. If you look at the first graph, you'll see a direct correlation between the rise of the visual elements shown on the show and the decline of their respect for the audio listeners that Carl has given us. You can see right here, for the audio listeners that Carl has given us. You can see right here, this is about the point where Carl quit giving a fuck about audio listeners and solely focused on views

for his segments on YouTube. This isn't just a theory, I have data. If you look at this pie chart, zoom in on the section labeled, shit we can't see., right at this point W ATP isn't even a fucking podcast anymore. It's a reaction channel with a lagging RSS feed I Have to assume at this point that Carl does not give a fuck about the audio listeners Why would he he's got his YouTube audience fuck the people who made the show popular in the first place, right? Here's another chart. This one shows the steady decline of WATP as a podcast and the direct correlation and its rise as a third-rate reaction channel. What's the tagline? We watch podcasts so you don't have to? I say we change it. WATP, we watch YouTube. I better wrap this up. I'm sure-T-P, we watch YouTube.

I better wrap this up. I'm sure he's got some steel-toed shit to get into. Bye, Chris. Bye. So here, one of these audio listeners, as Doug is, there was nothing on the screen. There's nothing to look at, which I believe is the point. He was trying to make, well done, Doug.

Yes, very well done, Doug. Thank you Yes doing that Sounds like he's got a communicate something to me through this. He's like, oh I was looking forward to a an invitation To let you know how much your show sucks very good Let's get back into we were just showing Opie's reaction to what Anthony said even though it's not what Anthony said, because trolls

are just convincing him that he says these things. And so Anthony's watching the same clips that we're watching, and he's got some thoughts on this. He lets these trolls control his life, and then he reads a complete fabrication, because the trolls know they could get to him, and then goes off on it like it's true and calls me a liar and stuff. If you pop that up here, you could see the text there. It says, Anthony said he was offered more than $300,000 for WABCBC and he will do a solo show so he doesn't have to pay anyone you were only offered forty thousand now I don't even know I don't even think Opie was offered a job over there if he was it certainly was

not from the same people that are running the place now maybe when Disney owned it and he was first fired. Maybe? This is the point that I think I was trying to make earlier, where Opie's trying to pretend that I was offered a job I was in communication with them years ago, but also this month too. What are the details from the offer this month? What was that communication? Because it quickly goes back to, you know, it was 40 at revenue split and 40,000 estimated. And there you see Anthony, who's actually

talked to the people, talked to management, probably the owner of the station, because it's not owned by a corporation. And he goes, yeah, there's no way they offered OP a job. I know these people. Doesn't even make sense. I believe that because he just got a job there. He would know better. And OP was being obtuse. And OP also was doing exactly what Stuttering John does. All of a sudden, all of the info was above him. Everything he was trying to remember was above him and he had to look up with this conversation he had last week. I'll show you the DMs, man. Yeah, that's what they do in their line. Yep. This is Anthony

talking more about this fabrication that he said he was making $300,000 or WABC. I for one have never discussed anything about money for this this deal. You know, I haven't said a word about how much I'm I'm making with with this deal, you know, I haven't said a word about how much I'm making with with this deal. Never mentioned it. But this troll guy and I can't blame him. I mean, how do you not go after the guy that falls for it every fucking time? And this is something that we played Anthony making this point before and then opi corrected himself that one time where he's

like, I don't know if that's true. It would have been the Costco parking lot video. Oh yeah. Where he finally went, I'm not going to react to that. It's probably not even true. And then immediately he's right back to he's a liar. He said, what? That's not even accurate. Opie. When you react like this way, you're going to get more and more people trying to get you to react in this way. This is the natural order of things. I do notice that Opie's trolls in the chat are very direct. They don't wrap things in jokes like Stut-Jos. Right. And that would get me to react if I was an idiot like Opie. Well, the thing that he has to put them up on the screen, and Opie's on Facebook and YouTube, maybe down on other platforms too, but I always see YouTube and Facebook So if I'm on YouTube, I don't even see the Facebook insults about Facebook ways first up

So the fact he has to put them up on the screen is not doing himself any favors at all He never reads them. There was one I was gonna pull the clip, but didn't make any sense to do it But there's a couple guys who were fucking with him in the free chance he kept throwing up on the screen and he was saying how we're making all this money off of him and he's not making any money at all and I built the devil verse on his back and then someone wrote you should sue WATP all this stuff is going up on his screen as he's trying to do his stupid show reacting to whatever. It's fantastic. After that clip that we just saw from Anthony, he plays the clip of Opie saying

that Anthony's company was a failure, Compound Media, which is a weird thing to say when someone has a media company that lasts for 11 years and then eventually they merge with another company and it's still going. It's hard to say it's a failure especially when Opie literally does nothing. Literally does nothing and he's just like oh he failed what he tried to do. He had a business that employed a lot of people for a long time. So that's why Opie is not an artist of or a broadcaster of any kind because all he's measuring is some kind of financial trickery that he can do that might make it seem like it wasn't the greatest investment for a certain period of time.

When you're a comic or a musician, you're like, I played guitar on my own terms for a wrapped audience every day for 10 years. I won. That's it. You won. He broadcast. He did what he wanted to do. When you have nothing to say and no opinions and no passion. You can just look at that and say, well, it wasn't Joe Rogan. So it's a failure. Why would you ever do anything if it wasn't to just make as

much money as Joe Rogan? And that actually goes right back to years ago when Chad Zumock was going after us. And he found the isotopes and he's like looking at our tour dates, tour dates, all of our gigs are local or a local band that doesn't go anywhere. And he's just like, it's not even happening. They should just stop right now. Just call it. You're done. It's not happening. It's like, no, no, we get to play all these shows in front of a bunch of people and they enjoy it and we get to perform music and write music. And it's, it's it's fun like to your point and I'm like

you don't understand that starting up a media company in the middle of Manhattan and giving Legion of Skanks their start and a whole bunch of Michael Malice was on there like a whole bunch of people are very successful kind of got their start there and then went on and did other things what a failure of course yeah Opie and John are celebrities. And that's all they know. Their levels of fame, where that's at, and that's how they define themselves. It's why neither one of them will change their names when it would probably really help if they would just let that go

and be who they really are. But they would, you asked this question, I think, on the last episode, you were like, would they rather be, like wouldn't you rather just be treated with respect than be famous? No, they'd rather be famous. They can't handle being themselves without the fame. So they look at AM radio and they shit at it. Because yeah, maybe for a celebrity, AM radio is not the dream gig. Maybe for a celebrity, the Chiller Convention in Parsippany,

New Jersey, is not the best gig But you know when those are great gigs when you're an actor or a musician or a comedian because it's a gig It's a gig and it pays and you show up and you do your thing and you move on it doesn't define me It doesn't define the person doing it like for him to shit on this stuff is just embarrassing It shows that you're not an artist You're not even interested in building your podcast like a politician. Go to New Jersey, meet the people, take the AM gig,

meet the people individually, turn them on to you. No, everything is shit because it's not on the Joe Rogan or Opie and Anthony or Howard Stern level. Those days are gone. It's never happening. And there's a perfect segue into this next clip because Anthony's looking at this gig on WABC, more big picture than Opie is with this. What are they gonna pay me? I need to make this

amount of money. And he brings up something here that's a really good point. But to have a platform that reaches a shitload of people on broadcast radio and they syndicate to 388 stations across the country. So there's that. You know, again, bet on yourself, you do well. And that's an option. Yeah, I mentioned some of the people on the show on the station like Mark Levin, Bill O'Reilly, Roger Stone. Like these people aren't just on WABC in New York. They're being broadcast all over the United States and all these radio

stations and Anthony's going in there going, well, if I could start up a political show, you know, he's always been a political guy. He always talked politics and helping Anthony. If I could start up a conservative political show and people like it in New York, who's to say they won't pick it up in all these other markets and I could grow this thing? And Anthony's whole point is like I haven't given up on my career yet. Opie's given up on his career, he has no confidence, and he goes on to talk about like normal people continue to try to do stuff. They continue, like Adam still auditions for parts. He's not giving up

on his career. It's like, all right, I did a thing, we're good, moving on, and Anthony's saying the same thing. It's just part of what people do, what normal thinking fucking people do. You know, if you wanna give up at 61 years old or whatever he is, you wanna to give up at 61 years old or whatever he is, you want to just give up and go, ah, radio. Eh, I don't really need a podcast.

I just turn on a mic. I'll just talk in front of my window to 30 people. If that's what you want to do, that's great. But other people actually want to do something. Let me ask you this, Adam. You just heard Anthony give his thoughts on, you know, OPI saying, oh, you're going to AM radio, why would you do that, it's beneath us.

Do you think that Anthony was trashing OPI just now? Would you use the term trashing? What's crazy is that Anthony is in Opie's mind his enemy Yes And what Anthony is doing is giving the best advice that someone who loves you Would be giving you it's what your family would be saying It's what we're saying it's what everyone's saying the fact that he can't hear it is Psychotic this is rational real advice

and if he actually took it, you know it's so funny, it's like life is like that. Vince is like that too. Vince is a monster but he gives very accurate podcasting advice. Don't block people. If those people he was saying that to actually listen to him their lives would improve. He's giving you advice. He's talking to you like a friend and all you hear is they're trashing me. That is so John and so frightening. You know Opie, let me tell you something. There's a man on the Upper West Side in New York City just like you and he's a little older than you. His name is Art. His name is Art Garfunkel and he used to be a part

of a very popular duo and they're not friends anymore and he's had to live his life knowing that his former partner Paul Simon is playing at the White House and at Central Park and Art is not he is not a part of it. But somehow he manages to get up every day For 20 years he gigged with his wife. Now he's gigging with his son. He's playing music in small clubs. He plays in Japan one or two gigs a year that pay his whole, you know, his whole year. He's not ranting about Paul Simon

and what an asshole he is at every gig. He's just- That would be counterproductive, I think, if he did that. It wouldn't help. And you know what? He's playing the Paul Simon songs. He's singing the songs written by the guy who hates him. And he's making a living, and he's close to his family, and he's living his life. You know why, Opie? Because he's a singer.

And so he's happy because he's singing. He's the bridge over the troubled waters. You see, Opie get out of the troubled waters. You get it. Mm-hmm. Opie's still there in the swamp. Hacker, hacker. I'll shut up. I'll get it troubled waters you get it mm-hmm. I'll be still there in the swamp Haka-haka I'll shut up, but it's really remarkable There's gonna be you're calling me out with that drop What do you think he's going through is so unique to him? And there's no roadmap for it And what am I supposed to do everyone has had to deal with this in small ways and big ways some ways a lot larger than

What you're dealing with and somehow they get up every morning and opi plays plays this game we've talked about a lot where he doesn't want to talk about Anthony anymore. I don't want to even talk about it and that's all he talks about. The only thing he pulls about his screen is stuff talking about Anthony and then he has to react to it then he makes videos of him reacting to the stuff he'll put up on the screen if you go to his channel now you'll see five more videos since the last time we covered it of stuff talking about Anthony and WABC and all this shit. And then Anthony will come on

and he'll just give some opinions on this stuff, clear headed about it and explain, like you just said, give rational good advice. Here's a fact. Money was not my motivation here. They offer you money and it wasn't like, ah, gosh, ah, gee, see here. Like the opester there saying,

40,000, I'm the great opie from the Opie and Anthony show. How dare you insult me? First of all, you're damaged goods. At best. Okay, that's what opie said himself, is that he's damaged goods. So yeah, it's like he kind of got to Start over again or see what you can do and play that kick in Japan

What's the year? Yeah, imagine if you pay money to see art Garfunkel and he's like first things first We're not doing any Paul Simon to this great Thanks for nothing Notice also how I'm sorry Anthony is speaking so calmly and from his like rational voice and when Opie speaks it's ah! It's all this energy to, you know, very John-like. He's just speaking calmly like a real person, friend to friend. It's also what Opie's doing is very Aaron Imhold-esque in the way that he's telling his audience what Anthony's doing.

He's trashing me every chance he gets. He's going to other people's shows. I didn't play these clips where he's just like, he's going on these low budget, low level shows and trashing me. Talk about the guys in the basement again. I get it. But it's, he wants to make it seem like Anthony's ranting and raving and trashing him. And if you watch any of these clips, Anthony's just very calm, like you said, measured, explaining why he did what he did, why Opie needs to get over it, but he does get one last shot in on Opie here. And I'm doing it, you know, because like this, I enjoy doing it. And there are opportunities

there. Because I'm not just hanging it up and You know driving my kids to birthday parties at 61 years old, that's not my some my ambition in life I Haven't given up to broadcast to 30 fucking people In front of a window with a shitty camera and a crappy microphone and no material.

Thank you. Devilversity pulling that clip for us. Thank you. That was well done to end things off there. Just to hammer it home, he gets softer and softer until he's whispering. Some final thoughts there. It was beautiful. with a shitty camera Thank you

Well done it you know we know we're big fans over here in W ATP We are celebrating 600. I know we've been going on forever We're gonna play a game in a second. We'll save army hammer for next week I'm sure you're fine with that. I think that's a great idea. I thought you would think that Alright, let's play a game and then I'll get Adam out of here. We got some voicemails coming up I'm staying for the voicemails. Fuck you. Alright You are a trooper. I appreciate that Cardiff of course putting together this game

two minutes with Tom Myers. It's time for everyone's favorite new new game show two minutes with Tom. What do you say ladies and gentlemen are you ready to fumble a joke? A joke. I seriously love it. I love Amtrak. You know why? Because of the quiet car. Someone wants to sit next to me and tell me their whole life story, I go, hey, Forrest Gump, life is like a box of chocolates. I want to enjoy them in peace and quiet. So shut the fuck up. But I love Amtrak because it's a great place to be.

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It's really weird in a way because they do they make these announcements at every single I gotta pause I try to let these things play that was literally a hold for applause and laughter moment Oh, okay, I guess I'm still going It was like someone smacked him. Yeah, he had a quick out-of-body experience and like he stuttered and rebooted and He was gonna get a good solid three and a half seconds with shut the fuck off for you listening to the laughter and that he could He's like the guy who jumps into the mosh pit and everyone steps back Cover that happened to be at a buddy buddy boss-town show Then there to landed a right on my back The skinny guy back that too what the fuck guys help me out

Someone wants to sit next to me and tell me their whole life story. I go hey forest go Life is like a box of chocolates. I want to enjoy them in peace and quiet. So shut the fuck up. But I love Amtrak because Amtrak's really weird in a way because they do, they make these announcements at every single stop. They say, we know you have a lot of options for your travels, so we thank you for choosing Amtrak for your rail travel. Like what were my fucking options? There's no Jim's train trips, that doesn't exist. There's no Hank's railway journeys, hair and nails salon, and used cars. No, Amtrak is the only option for my rail travel. But Amtrak they advertise they have Wi-Fi and they actually have Wi-Fi not like Megabus

Why does he know that Sorry, I'll stop being an elitist You guys right Megan, but sucks compared to Amtrak, right? I was like, what the fuck is he talking about? You ever try and ask for Wi-Fi on a Megabus and the driver will just be like We don't have it on the bus, we just have it in the office Now sat your skinny ass down, the fucking bus is moving That's how they greet you when you get on the Megabus by the way It's like okay sir but

What did Tom say next? Here are your choices. Number one, the only seat left seems to have a touch of herpes. B, I thought this was the Megabus, not the MAGA brain trust. Next, all of your tattoos are misspelled. And where are your pants? Four, please don't take it out on me because you're having a bad day.

You should have treated your cousin better. And lastly, I'm a big fan of music, but should you really be playing the banjo while driving the bus? Two minutes with Tom. All right. I always go first. I saw Adam react during this one. I felt the same way. I think it's next.

All of your tattoos are misspelled and where your pants. That seems like a perfect. Tom is better than everyone punch line. What do you think, Adam? Yeah, I mean, that seems seems strong but to keep it interesting I will go with um the one without the playing banjo I'll go with that one okay lastly you don't have to change your answer by the way no I'd like to keep it all right producer Chris I'm gonna go with one B and four no I'm going with four because he's gone to the cousin thing before

He does he likes to talk about deliverance All right, let's see We don't have it on the bus we just have in the office now set your skinny ass down the fucking boss is moving That's how they treat you when you get on the Mega Boss by the way. It's like, okay sir, but all of your tattoos are misspelled and where are your pants? They're a little harsh. Hell yeah! That's all for this time. Come back next time if you can find the bomb. Watching Two Min minutes with Tom

that's good good that was my gift to you. com promo code come get your tickets now for Hackamania May 9th to 11th in Las Vegas Nevada hackamania.com promo code come. Sit Eugene sit good dog was that your I wanted you to I want you to have a win on your big day. Oh, thank you. I appreciate that I was wondering what you're taking credit for I was sure if you wrote the bomb Tom joke or just

What I just wanted you to feel good on your big day and all you thank you, buddy Christian I talked about it ahead of time On that grenade he's heard that we've been saving and saving and Alright. Well, we've done it all today. You know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show The part of the show we talked about the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode and I'm happy to report I'm taking a Saturday off. There will be no podcast this weekend. WTP will be back again next week with Adam Bush. We'll be back for our Wednesday episode and I don't want to see what we're going to talk

about because so many things will happen between now and then. I don't even know what we're going to talk about because so many things will happen between now and then I don't even know what we're going to be talking about so we'll wait to see what's happening but that's just a programming note for everyone I hope we talk about army hammer yes definitely talking about every I do have those clips in fact let's get it no no no no three this is the log is I'm so that which brings us Gary and Mrs. San Diego have a bit to get to we got it. You're right.

All right. Let's get into the voicemails. People are sending in their voicemails. Who are these?com to find our phone number. And we do these at the end of the show. Carl, what's the deal with this stuttering John show, March 1st, the supposed return show? What course of action do you recommend? If you were to rally the dabblers,

what would you say, would you say, star them out or let the paid insults fly? I'll take my answer on the air. Okay, so John is supposedly going to be doing a podcast on March 1st, that's coming up, and you can't stop people from giving him money. It's not gonna happen. Tell people to do something, that's the thing, you can't control anyone on the internet,. It's not gonna happen tell people to do something

That's the thing. You know what you can't control anyone on the internet. They're gonna do whatever the fuck they want to do So I say it's been pent up. Let the insults fly Let's get creative with this this time guys. Let's see what you can get John to read on the show when he comes back It'll be interesting to see what he does our prediction on point devil point because he's gonna be at the Our prediction on point dabble point because he's gonna be at the Boca Raton Boca black box is gonna be Scott the engineers his big special guest. Oh I know it's better than that, but we'll see there's so much ground they have left uncovered I know I love when they actually they have more new stories are gonna tell about oh my god

If you haven't seen point dabble point this week, I just remembered gorilla came on first time I've ever talked to Steve Gorilla and he just wrote a book. It's coming out next month About the Howard Stern show Okay, cool Can't wait to read about what Howard said in 1997 to Gorilla During the commercial break Anyway, it was like one of these things he had to get done before he died Like he just had to and he finally did it and I'm glad he did everyone was telling me I have to write this book and I was like, all right. Well, you know what kind of salacious things are in this book?

Oh, I decided if I didn't have anything nice to say I wouldn't write it. There's nothing about centering John in it I'm like five-page book. Yeah, you're just gonna talk about great. It is to work with Fred Cool. Get way, you know, he he might have had a shot at Getting on the Howard Stern show if he would have dedicated the book to Howard. That's what he was supposed to do So it might have been something instead of D just skipped that why do anything that people would want I did see that episode Of point double point and I really loved how Grillo instinctually just doesn't trust the potato In the same way that Jackie did they both just like don't they don't they don't know what to think of it

They don't like it It doesn't make them feel good Grillo didn't freak out and run away like Jackie did but I love they just they don't trust it Jackie ran away before the potato was the potato Oh that voice if you actually watch that episode and go back that voice that Cardiff is using does sound a little Ransom notey A little ominous. Yes, it's less trustworthy as the card if we've grown to know and love. He was trolling me quite a bit back that I remember. Oh my god. I didn't think I would miss him. Just like a Binaryon infection, I miss Stuttering John.

And you know how I know I miss him? I was watching that stupid series, Dark Side of the 2000s. And he's in there there and if you watch him Obviously, it's Stuttering John's greatest hits even mentions suing. What's-her-name for 30,000 It's pitiful Stuttering John, you know typical but he'll be back. I know he'll be back this year and I can't wait because we need material and Like I said, why can't dark side of the 2000s, episode five, and you'll see the dumb motherfucker. Now I know what you're talking about. And that was when John looks good. He had hair and makeup that day. Hey, Mr. Hamburger. This is Jake from YouTube. Just want to ensure that you're re-upping your two minute

commercials. We want the longest commercials every two to three minutes, even for paid subscribers. OK, all right. Oh, the most annoying ones you can't skip, right? Perfect. All right, great. And we appreciate your patronage from your tech overlords. Take care. All right

I guess there's a lot of ads that run on our YouTube videos. I have a premium account so I'm not familiar with this but it sounds annoying And we got a complaint about ads in a while. It's fun Hey Carl or whatever entering is listening to this I've been in that same boat at the TSA every time, every time. I think they just want to fill up my huge sack I got going on there. I know what you're doing, Man 3, and I know I feel your pain. I've been there at least six, eight times. So it's a thing. It's a thing. I think all of us that are just that cool like that, bringing the guy like check it out for for their own

personal benefit. So it's another guy in the cool guy club. It's felt up by the TSA. I'll be less than 12 hours. I'll be felt up yet again by the TSA first thing in the morning. Yeah. Carl, who the fuck is this top lobster douchebag? Who the fuck is this top lobster douchebag? Who the fuck?

I spread misinformation on the internet and represented its truth. And if you're too stupid to know that I'm a lying piece of shit, then you're the problem. Really? That's your fucking co-host? Another fucking Chad Zumach? You're a fucking loser. Alright, that's a good point. That is very Chad Zumach of him to say that. I'm not a huge fan.

Gary in San Diego, this is a long one. Let's see if we can make it through. Hey Carl, congratulations! You made it to number 600. Suttery John said you'd never have made it, but you did. He's a liar. Next subject. When you think about great comedy directors, what names come to mind? What about... Michael di Loren what names come to mind? What about... Michael DeLorenzo. ...Carol D. Ramis, Judd Apatow, John Landis, Ivan Reitman. Does the name Michael DeLorenzo ring a bell?

You called it that. Think about it. Quick. One, two, three. Michael DeLorenzo, the director of One Too Many. He did that in 2008. He hasn't done anything since, except a couple of shorts he directed that lasted three or four minutes. I don't think he was able to catapult that One Too Many into anything.

He couldn't parlay it. It would be great if you could interview that guy. When John Ziga was at his biggest, he was still on the Tonight Show as a writer. He was producing and directing and producing and writing a movie and starring in it. Wonder how it was to direct Stuttering John. Terrible. Also, be great if you could interview his co-star, Jeff Ross, the roastmaster general of the United States.

He's a pretty hilarious guy. I know who Jeff Ross is. Jeff Ross. Familiar. I heard him interviewed once on the Gilbert Gottfried podcast. He's very candid, and he'll talk about anything. If you run into him on the streets, he'll talk to you for half an hour. I ran into him in Florida once. You might be able to reach him through the Screen Actors Guild

Same with Michael de Lorenzo. He's also a part-time actor Anyway, that's just some thoughts for possible interviews 2025 what have we ever interviewed someone maybe? Adam could help you get with Jeff Ross. There you go. They're both members of the Screen Actors Guild. Anyway, talk to you later. Rock and Rolla.

Does that make you guys friends, Adam? Well, it means I'll see him at the meeting. Right. Michael DiLorenzo was the star of New York Undercover, a cop show on Fox that ran for a long time. So he did great in television. He was also the, he dances in the Beat It video with Michael Jackson. Oh, I didn't know that.

You can see him, he's doing the whole dance. And he is private Santiago in A Few Good Men. Oh no shit. He had a whole career, you know, you're directing, you want to direct, you'll take anything. Now, I'll ask you, there is a horror legend who makes a cameo in One Too Many. Does anybody know who that is?

I definitely do not. There's a scene where a couple women are talking in the bathroom at the bar, and one of them is Bonnie Ahrens, who is now the nun in the Nun series of films. No shit. And she has Suthering John to thank for it. Uh-huh, that she did back then. What's interesting about the director's career is that that's the last thing he ever directed.

I'm pretty sure I've looked up his IMDB, like that was it. The reason you do a gig like that is so that you'll be able to take the tape and use it to get other directing gigs. I think he realized that was not something he'd be able to do with the tape he'd made, but there is a director's or a commentary with him and John that would be great to cover. Is it really? I believe there is, yeah, where they talk about it and talk about while they're watching it

and Michael keeps correcting John. I believe it's out there. Okay, we gotta find that. I think it's, yeah, for free on Tookey's Patreon. Well, why Mike reminded me of something this week that I forget we have the ability to do. Because he went on his Patreon and went straight to StreamYard and did a live StreamYard that was watching the Alec Baldwin reality show. And if you do that on StreamYard, there's no one to take it down. There's no DMCA things.

So we could do that with one too many or commentary tracks or whatever. I forget that we don't have to be on YouTube. We can do it somewhere else. Some people the link. So it's a good idea. Yeah, I want to hear that. I really want to hear them talk about the film. Well, they do. Cow photographer coming in. Hey, Carl, it's a cow for sorry for happy 600. I tried to get a new bitch for your Patreon, but goddamn, are they unreliable.

But it's coming, I promise. Okay. Soon we'll have a new bitch on the Patreon. Great. Hopefully, hopefully soon, soon, guaranteed soon. Happy 600, buddy. Thanks, Convertographer, yes. Convertographer, of course,

the famous photos of review girl Vic, who I believe I talked about, I reached out to her to pop on for this episode. She is in the Red Sea right now. She is whatever you call that, going to her death. A what? She has a great new haircut. Being deployed. Oh, I know. I saw that too. Being deployed to a place that will be her demise? Is that how they say it? I don't know. We'll find out. Hey, Carl.

This is for WATP. The fae or the fairies, the reason they want to be fairies is because fairies have cosmic powers like freezing time and being able to do deals with people that are usually stacked in their favor, such as giving somebody a lot of wealth, but you get their firstborn child. There's a lot of benefits to becoming a fairy and if you ever get that opportunity, I do suggest you take it, but there's a good chance it's all just fantasy. So well, see you later. All right.

It's too much fairy talk on this show. Let's get a little more normal here with the boys and males. Practice. Congratulations on 600 episodes. Three good episodes. Call me back! Nailed it. Thank you, BPG.

Hope we see him in Vegas. I gotta reach out to him, see what he's doing. That H3, you didn't really cover it in episode there, but the guy he tried to take down in his video, Hassan Parker, is also a huge piece of shit. So it really just speaks to how much of a piece of shit Ethan is, that he could have such a clear, easy shot and still fuck it up. That Hassan guy is like a champagne socialist. He's like actively encouraging and celebrating terrorism and like having one of these shows and not even like a joke, you know, like big put the 18 theme over the Hamas flying onto that music festival. No, he's like legitimately like, oh, these guys are wonderful and kind hearted people.

Yeah. No, he's like legitimately like, oh, these guys are wonderful and kindhearted people. Yeah. Yeah. Disgust. All right. Smooches for all of you. That's how bad Ethan Klein is. He's just like, I'm going to really expose this guy for what a piece of shit he is.

And he is a giant piece of shit. They're like, fuck you, Ethan. That's not good. That should have been an easy one You should take it as a compliment how comfortable people are on the phone talking to you like I'm assuming you haven't met a lot Of these people and people really very quickly go into a hey Carl and just start telling you about their day with ease of an old friend Adam the whole reason why we started the Call me back thing is because I every voicemail people were saying, all right, call me back, as if they were leaving a real

voicemail to a friend or something. I'm like, let's call anyone back. What are you wearing to school tomorrow? So that yeah, it's people get very comfortable with me, which is great. I appreciate that. Oh, boy, Carl. Outarver. The Fae thing is a reference to a very popular young adult series called the Iron Fae series, Iron Chain series, something like that. It's awful. It's stupid.

It's Twilight but with fairies. And they have an evil fairy and they have a good fairy fighting over a human girl who's very mid and shat like those girls that you were reviewing. So they're just self-inserting into it. It's just the 2020 chat like those girls that you're reviewing. So there's just a self-inserting. Let's see But it's just it's just the you know, it's one 2020 the arrow twilight. Okay. Why do I know this? Yeah, why? Well, fuck you. I don't read this shit, you know, I've seen it on women's bookshelves Cow photographer knows a little bit too much about fairies it turns out This one's for you, producer Chris. Hey, Carl, KFC here.

You got to give one out to producer Chris for the line of the day when he said, Lisa looks like all of Iron Maiden. Classic producer Chris. Producer Chris, sorry. I'm just going to stop because I'm driving. Hey, Carl, this is the kind of stuff that you should be saying, okay? You're the host. You're right. Producer Chris is there. He's backing you up. But man, he's putting them down lately, right? Carl you can learn from this man. All right. Have a great day. Let's get a call. I will

Don't call right now Hey, Carl Long irons here and I was gonna call in on Hey Carl, Long Iron's here and I was going to call in on the young old podcasts and their terrible vocal fry. But later on in the episode, I heard Rocco doing an impression of Tukey, doing an impression of a trans woman blowing Jimmy Buffett under the pear or point pleasant boardwalk. I mean that's some serious milk like shit right there. That was funny as hell. Tokey world order. Don't call me back. Hey, Carl, the script that you gave me to read on my call has a few typos in it. Did

you want me to call back and read that as is or did you want to send me a rewrite? Just have Chris call me back. Okay, it will do. The scripted show that is who are these podcasts. God, I was writing this script all fucking day today. I can tell. I know. All right. Last voicemail and then we'll get out of here. Oh, four hour long show. This is too long. Never again. Episode 700 be much shorter than this. I promise you that. The Middler is calling in to roast us. The Middler. I'm the Middler. Despite it being a roast of W-A-E-T-P, I could never acknowledge how horrible this show is. Yet nor could I give it a five-star review.

It's somewhere in the middle. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Keep talking about Aaron Imholz and Greg Obie Hughes, and I'm sure it will soon fall out of my purview completely. I'll be a 600, Carl, but know that however much effort you put into doing nine shows per week, you'll never earn the steady six figure salary average as a federal government employee. Well done, The Midler. Thank you for that.

Much appreciated. Adam, you're fantastic. Thank you so much. I wanna just hold you hostage real fast before we get off. I know everyone wants to leave, but there was a chat earlier that I didn't answer that I feel bad that I didn't answer. So I just wanted to real quick say that

we lost a woman named Michelle Trachtenberg today who was an actress. You know her, you've seen her face before. Even if you didn't watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer, if you ever turned on a television or went to a movie, you grew up with her. You saw this face. She was a part of all of our collective childhoods and I started at Nickelodeon with her and then went to the show called Buffy with her. And it's a very sad and tragic thing that's happened. And it certainly helps put things in their perspective.

And if anybody's thinking about it at all, just think about these character actors, these people out there that devote their lives at very young ages to entertaining all of you. And if you can, she worked for these charities. One was Declare Yourself, and the other was, I'll find it somewhere and I'll send it to you so you can post it.

Think about it. Donate some money if you can. I felt weird doing the show, but I'm glad that I did it because I got to answer that question and say this. So thank you for giving me a minute to do that. Yeah, I'm sorry we didn't do it earlier in the show. We probably should have, but sorry for your losses

on that very young, 39 years old tragic event. But thank you for being here for episode 600. Thank you for being here all the times you're here, Adam. We appreciate you, buddy. But thank you for being here for episode 600. Thank you for being here. All the times you're here, Adam, we appreciate you, buddy. Congratulations to you. I love this show so much. And it's such an honor and a pleasure to be a part of it and to help out the best I can. Congratulations, Chris. Thank you. Thanks, Adam. Thanks to Catalina TV for becoming a member. We appreciate that.

Thank you, Joey. I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. This is it. It's over. Okay. Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over! I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys.

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