Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep602 - Master the allegations against Neil Gaiman

Episode Date: March 9, 2025

Neil Gaiman is a horny dude and he’s getting himself into a lot of trouble as a result. It’s a salacious story similar to Chris D’Elia’s with many of the “victims” coming forward to tell their truth. We listen to the podcast that has the scoop and couldn’t do a worse job of presenting it. Trucker Andy and Lucy Tightbox both join the show to discuss how terrible Amanda Palmer’s music is and how much Lucy wants to be one of the “victims” of Neil Gaiman. Ethan Klein got suspended from Twitch for 30 days for posting content the platform allows Hasan Piker to stream everyday. We go back in time to check in on That Reality Show and Lisa Boswell, the human soundboard. Opie is continuing to pretend he’s taking the high road while nonstop calling Anthony out for taking a job on WABC. Cardiff Electric joins the show as we discuss Stuttering John’s recent stand up set that includes jokes someone wrote over 20 years ago. Wrapping up we have another round of 2 Minutes with Tom Myers, the internet news, and your voicemails.  Andy's show - https://allapologiespodcast.com/  Lucy's show - http://onceoverwithcayley.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Season 2 of the Tapes! Watch Dabble House April 11-12 – https://dabblecon.live/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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podcast it's a show hosted by Paul Karana Kaliza Close enough and Rachel Johnson. Thank you Rachel for having a normal name. Yes with producer Katie gunning and This is a show all about Neil Gaiman who is a fantasy author He's one of the most famous currently working and probably of all time prolific in What he's written and developed for not just books and comic books but movies and TV series and active with multiple series although some of those have been dropped. Yeah well. Some of the series have concluded because of these

allegations of things that are happening and this podcast is what's making it all happen. Andy. Seemingly ineffectual podcast. This all came out in July and August of 2024 to virtually no awareness of anybody. It's pretty dry. Show is pretty dry. Right, that's the crazy thing. The show is so boring that the accusations leveled at Neil Gaiman just get ignored because the people that Produced it are Awful in clip one you're gonna get a good idea of how boring this show actually is and these are real journalists They're reporters. They're not entertainers

It's gonna be be perfectly clear. And ended up going there that weekend and she said, can you just work with me full time? The role being offered to Scarlett is more like that of an au pair than a formal nanny. Scarlett will live with the family and help both parents with childcare and as it turns out cooking and cleaning too. We've got the WhatsApp exchanges from that afternoon of 4th February. From them we can work out that the first time Scarlett meets Neil Gaiman is just before 2pm at the ferry terminal.

Neil Gaiman and the child go on ahead to Waiheke. Scarlett grabs an overnight bag and follows them on a later ferry. From the whatsapps we can see Neil Gaiman then arrange to meet Scarlett at his house. At five minutes past two he writes it's a 12 minute bus ride and a five minute walk over a secret wetland path. So we know that Scarlet arrives at the house at around 430 p.m. Oh, phew. Oh my god, please tell me we're not gonna continue on with this bore fast. What are these details? I know. I had to play that one so to illustrate just how the lack of entertainment that they are putting into

the narrative of this because the details of these allegations from these women are insane and crazy titillating Salacious and titillating right and these people This should not be so easy to turn into an amazing podcast right and they could not make it less interesting Especially Paul he is the opposite of a hype man Whatever in that man He's a kindergarten teacher flipping the lights on and off telling everybody to settle the fuck down

He's so fucking boring every time he comes on so I tried to minimize that thank you I appreciate that that reminds me so much of all of the true crime books that only come in soft cover So like when you can't get a true crime book and a hard cover all of them are like it was a Tuesday It was a little bit rainy the rain came up onto the porch and I'm like, you don't fucking know you weren't goddamn there Nobody cares about any of that. Nobody cares. I love it when she gets mad This reminded me of the first podcast I ever heard, which was called Cereal, like 15 years ago. And it was a lot more compelling back then. Yeah, you can't get away with this anymore. And they fully did the cereal thing now.

Well, I'll save that for later. But they're just like, now we're going to show you how the sausage is made. I'm not interested in that. I don't want to know more about Paul and Rachel in any way Well, they don't talk about sausage About Neil sausage. I was gonna say somebody's sausage. Yeah, so that Nanny au pair that they're describing there is Scarlett. She is the first person that Brought this allegations to the table. She started reaching out to reporters and media and the police and the only reason we found this in 2025 is because she just keeps filing lawsuits against Neil. So it keeps showing up in the news feed and that's how Joe Sixpack and I were just like well what's

this all about? Oh it all goes back to July of 2024 And the lawsuits also include Amanda Palmer, which is Neal's ex-wife. They're currently going through a divorce. I Feel like they're always just kind of separated. I don't but I was explaining to Carl. It's they have a kid together We they're always separated They're not together no, I know they're going they're divorced I Mean, it's like five years in the making Yeah, I was filed a few years ago. He's like that's just marriage What's confusing about this? I'm sorry nobody's nobody's signing the papers car is what I'm saying

Okay, but they're Paul and Rachel are trying to set this up as a glane Epstein kind of do right right and That word that'll be made a little more clear later, but let's get to the sexy stuff alright. Okay, so Skyro get my zipper down over here for nothing Scarlett apparently doesn't know anything about anything and this part of episode one Neil has an outdoor bathtub where he's gonna say hey Yeah, it's you know

this is what we do if you feel like taking a bath outside go ahead and strip down and jump in and Things are gonna take a turn for I don't know the better. He's always like time to kill apparently so He says do you want to have a bath and I was like, oh, yeah sure. He said, okay cool I'll bring you a bath and I thought nothing on Rachel. I know it sounds crazy, but I Truly thought nothing of it. So he runs me a bath, the bath is outside, down at the bottom of the garden, under this what we call a Pahutakawa tree, which is a big tree with red flowers. And he gives me a towel and says, just, you know, feel free, you know, come out, you know,

when you're ready. So I got it and I, you know know it was just sort of on my phone. So Scarlett says Neil Gaiman leaves her to get into the bath alone and tells her to get out whenever she's done. She says he then goes into the house and when he comes out again she says he's naked. Well yeah. And then I hear you know like maybe five minutes later clunk clunk clunk down to the baths You know the stones and I was like what the fuck but also was like Maybe thinking it was normal. I'm not here to victim blame that that this isn't the creep off

But if you have an outdoor tub, but you're like, hey Why don't you the first time you're meeting a guy to be his nanny come over? And he's like hey, I want to take your clothes off to get the outdoor tub. She's like okay. Yeah, you really stink First things first Show of hands is any man ever offered to run you a bath She's like oh, I thought it was normal. It's just what they do in New Zealand Lucy Yeah, it's very romantic not in an outdoor I thought that we were going to be getting to the sexy stuff not to descriptions of trees

We got to set the table yeah, Neil a 60 year old man is showing up naked. You're not turned on yet Constantly. Okay. Well if that one didn't do you do it for you. Maybe this clip 3 will all right. Hey Ended up sort of asking me to put my legs My legs down and I ignored him and then he said, come on, like get comfortable. And, you know, I gain, it was like, you know, I'm good. I'm a bit shy. And then he asked me again and sort of, you know, gestured and so I put them down and he started, he started sort of caressing my legs. I don't know. It's sort of hard to talk about on Zoom. So the next thing I knew, his fingers were in my ass and I was really sure what was happening.

You were getting your butt fakers. It sounds like you do. He made me give him a hand job and I said no, of course, because I'm not interested in that. I'm more interested in both jobs. Then he said, you don't know what you're missing out on. Come on, come over here. Then he kept pushing it and kept pushing it to the point where I was just like, fine. Then he just jerked off over me. Oh, oh, all right. Well now you really need a bath

You're the right place for this. Yeah, well problem solves itself now again I'm not trying to victim blame here. This all sounds very horrific. You don't need to try all right The idea like what how is he supposed to act you're both naked in a bathtub in this romantic setting in New Zealand Should we start reading books silently to ourselves? She was asking for it Right and this is just a this is like the job interview basically She and she keeps saying you can hear her being giggly about it, too She has this nervous center. She has like a nervous laughter Okay, so now that he is has established their relationship

And this is just going to be part of the job basically so going to be part of the job, basically. So now from there, this is where things get to the master, the Dom. She's the sub. And this is going to be Neil is going to get creative with it. And clip four. It was so confusing because I feel like at the end of it, he made me feel like it was consensual but it wasn't consensual. Remember when you were saying yes to this? The anal was

basically the last thing on the fucking planet I think is like I want to do. That same Saturday evening after she's put the child to bed Neil Gaiman anally penetrates her She says without asking and without using a condom and she says that he uses butter as a lubricant You guys know I love butter You're gonna do ATM that's one of the better options Look at if you're going to do a TM. That's one of the better options You got to Season up that ass I will say that sorry. I'm gonna take her side. We think the nanny side right now sure Ain't always should always ask there should be some conversation that goes on

Sometimes acknowledgement, maybe doesn't to be words per se Let's have a plan. So I'm going to take the counterpoint here, Carl. I'm going to take his side. Okay, so she is describing this not necessarily as an essay at this point, just something that she doesn't want to do.

Which is a form of essay, but let's just separate those two things. It would be challenging to just stick it up a butt even if you have a big chunk of butter in there without some sort of conversation some sort of We're moving around to this position A little bit right Participating to some extent I say I mean it's the last thing she wanted Courted that she did is it according to her. But she did.

Is it? According to clip five, we might find out otherwise. Oh, so it's already contradicted? Hello darling, I've had a crazy weekend, to getting bitten by a spider, to ridiculously crazy and rough and kind of amazing sex. Ms. Mui remembers receiving this text. Miss me remembers receiving this text. She framed it as both like a positive and a negative thing in the same sentence. Like that she just had like good but quite rough or good but like violent or something sex with a man. And like Dr. Talon you on.

So Scarlett's texting a friend of hers, you know, con I saw a. I got butt-fucked by Neil Gaiman Now what's the age difference here isn't Neil Gaiman like 60 at this yeah, I'm and she's 22 or 23 yes Yeah, correct. There's hope for us all Almost almost all of the women in this story are in their 20s with one exception that we'll get to, but- 30s I hope? At any rate, they're gonna, Neil's going to establish dominance in clip six. She's dependent on him for bed, board and income and in return he uses her as in her words his fuck pig And makes her call him master not slam piece

First lamp is the fuck big but let's get the job done. Yeah slam piece is a term of endearment fuck pig is Right yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go see fuck pigs tour the arrows to our push up a nice. Yeah Fuck pig is opening for Trisha paid as a con I mean Trisha paid us kind of looks like the fuck pig yes, I noticed that so That that is I mean a lot of people are into BDSM and to try and into BDSM and to try and minimize. That's what this podcast is doing. It's kind of stealing the agency of people

that are into it away from them retroactively. 20 years later saying, this is my biggest problem with this show, is that they're trying to say that you can repeal consent 20 years later after you realize that you didn't end up being Neil Gaiman's girlfriend and you didn't get enough out of that relationship now I would like more out of that relationship in a sum of money is really what all of these

Narratives are right now and the problem is it's working. That's president right? Yeah, Neil. You're fucking this up It's gotta stop giving sixty thousand bucks out at a time to these web. I feel stupid pay me. Yeah, right Yeah, I made a bad decision give me money and I said this scarlet woman Just keeps bringing these lawsuits to the table months and months later weeks later But it's never gonna go anywhere because of clip 7 Hi, Neil. How are you? I? Miss you so much as I said in my text. I hope that you're doing alright. Let me know I worry I am

Doing better today. I've been terrible There are files of photos and videos And pages and pages of messages and I Jesus Paul slow down So, how do they get that voicemail that sounds like it was on Neal's phone? I think it's all scarlet. She's like oh Recording these things and here's being them. That's dumb. Here's every one damn. I ever sent her Neil Here's every voicemail I ever sent Neil and it's all saying hey. I love you Neil. I was totally into it Let's fucking yeah, keep this going right and now she's just like oh, I didn't mean any of that well The the cops are gonna disagree. Yeah, we're gonna find out. Okay, we'll Neil Keep this going right and now she's just like oh, well, I didn't mean any of that. Well

The the cops are gonna disagree. Yeah, we're gonna find out. Okay, we'll Neil But in clip 8 this is just some more crazy details that I had to include Clean him up that became a big thing. So he made me vomit multiple times and then I would get punished and have to clean him up. Or if the anal sex was too painful and I was basically screaming, he would get really, really angry and I would get punished and have to clean him up, which would often mean performing oral sex on him after anal sex yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, I understand when he got the butter out. I was like yeah, yeah, I get this

Yeah, clean it up. I just wish one would be like yeah, you know so painful having sex with car was screaming Yeah, I was gonna say what I'm learning from this is Neil Gaiman's dick is That's what it sounds like is he the one behind all all of this? Is he the one putting this out there? Yeah. Trying to get all these fans like, I need people to know about this. One of the other ones, I can't believe I forgot to include this one. One of his other favorite punishments was pissing on his hand and then slapping her in the face with it. That's funny.

That's a punishment it Skip a step Yeah, Joe six-pack likes to call that the infinity gauntlet, but Alright, I we got a lot of clips here and too many. I think I've got yeah Yeah, so I think I'm gonna skip ahead to clip 13 Carl and I mentioned that these these whatsapps are kind of a deal breaker for Scarlett and the cops are gonna tell her as much that's a bad idea role in protecting the victims from putting them through another trauma in court where the question marks that I've got only get bigger in court when a defense lawyer comes onto where I'm at now a defense lawyer will make you look like you asked for it

and everything else. And the reasons why is because there's a question mark, there will be a question mark over what you felt was consent at the time. What I'm saying to you is, in your case with the Diamond matter, it wouldn't stand up in court and you would probably come off for the worse if we took this to court.

Yeah. Yeah. Right. That's going to be the theme of this entire podcast, but they're going to insist that they're gonna have a big reveal. Okay. Almost every episode is just like, well you're not gonna believe what the person that came forward next said. And you're like, oh well, maybe we're gonna find out that Neil Gaiman is a monster. No, we're gonna find out that there's even more fucking Gold diggers coming out of the woodwork

Clip 15. After weeks of speaking to people in the world of comics I get a message from someone else who worked in the industry. I had contacted this person asking about sexual misconduct, but without mentioning Neil Gaiman. We agreed to speak. And when we do, this person tells me, when I read your message, I thought if this guy is working on a story about Neil Gaiman, then he's hit the jackpot now who he's referring to here is a fan of Neil Gaiman, she her goes by Kay in this and She keeps coming to his events. He post whatever speaking reading engagements where he meets the fans

There's a lot of book signings and things her hands line up for it she goes to two or three and they and they get to know each other and Neil Gaiman's only crime is that he's trying to get laid in clip 17 The age of consent in Florida is 18. So they're legal The question so casually posed to these two young friends. Do they want to go to bed with a married man in his 40s? They've only met a couple of times together. This is how he sold it. Oh, you guys said it was my birthday.

This would be my birthday present. You guys supposed to get into bed with me. No, thanks. And he said OK and went back to his room and we kind of never talked about it. We were just kind of like that was weird So he asked them if they wanted to have sex and accepted their refusal. Yeah That's horrible. What a monster. I do I don't like the birthday thing though. That's corny Well, no, they were out they were out to eat and the girls were just like oh, it's Neil's birthday

Can you have a free dessert? Well, I'm on a diet but Brownie Sunday yeah, what we're gonna say Lucy. I just have a stick of butter Um I would if I was 18 years old and Neil Gaiman was like hey you want to go bang I would be like fuck yeah like absolutely I would have okay What if you were aged right now and Neil gave it said that probably It sounds like he wouldn't be interested me at my age Although now he probably wants to clean up his image

Well that it's true what Lucy's saying is Neil's normal interaction with his fan base. Yeah, they Paul and Rachel have found the five people that are trying to say that they weren't okay with it out of everybody that he's ever Fucked they found the five people that have a problem with it in 2025 and I mentioned that Amanda Palmer the wife and Andy immediately jumped on my throat But they were married but it was an open relationship. So the entire time he was married they're both fucking anyone they wanted to Amanda by the way is a musician Oh, she's the word the Dresden dolls. Yeah, no, I'm not familiar not my thing hmm I if you want to know more about that, please go find my

Neil Gaiman Master episode it heavily features how terrible Amanda Palmer is she's the fucking worst It's got 20,000 patreon followers Wow, it's Mind-boggling because she is the most pretentious asshole. I've ever to but in clip 19 Kay is

Going to these whatever comic-con haul H these engagements they want access to Neil. This is very transactional they want to Have backstage passes and you'll want to fucking blowjob and that's they and they are saying it I'm cool. The story is all the time The email says The story is old as time. The email says, If I just happened to fly to the UK just very casually on a whim, you would tell me what hotel lobby to hang out in, right?

My neglected loins are looking at cheap flight options even as I type this. When we asked Kay about this email, she provided us with the full thread. It shows that Kay's email was in response to one Neil Gaiman sent her. One that started their email exchange and contained only a photo of the actor David Tennant in costume for a Good Omens production. That was kind of funny. She wanted to meet David Tennant so Neil's like oh yeah he's at this hotel it's in this room and she shows up in his meals Can I run you a bath

So now she is Under the impression that she's Neil Gaiman's girlfriend, they're traveling here, he takes her on a trip. The whole time she's like, oh, I'm on my period, oh, I have UTI, oh, my eye's infected, I can't, I don't want to fuck you, Neil. So Neil's like- Well, sit on your back.

Yeah. Your eye's infected. So at clip 22, Neil's finally, finally is like, well, if we're not going to fuck, I'm out of here. And he gets on a plane, she buys a $500 plane ticket and runs onto the plane and is begging him to not break up with it This is really sad to like talk about level bought a $500 ticket to on his flight Got onto the plane like got onto the plane like it's kneeled in the seat in front of them I was like, please don't do this. Please don't break up with me and he was not

Hating it. He was like, somebody get her off the plane, get her off the plane. You don't put out. They dragged me off the plane. I'm sobbing. It ended up refunding my ticket. I think more out of just like, please God get this crying girl out of our face. And then I had to drive home to my dad's house, blind in one eye because I didn't know. And that was be him do anyone care she was refunded or not

She did every bucks back cool Yeah, the trees had beautiful pink flowers. Yeah, my boyfriend broke up with me and I'm out 500 bucks. Yeah Does that sound like the actions of a woman that definitely a bit not into it? Definitely a essay victim that we're hearing right there and she's pleading for about to break up with her Well, not just an essay victim, but a crazy essay victim who's totally totally in love like that's insane That's instant. Those are the actions of a crazy person or a woman you could just said woman a woman a woman, okay? So that's the story of Kay also seemingly into it seemingly

wanted all full access to a Neil Gaiman lifestyle, but this next woman is Caroline she is Neil's housekeeper for his property because Neil's pimping all over the world. I don't know if you know this. Scarlett was in New Zealand, Kay, I think was in Florida. Now, Neil bought a house in Woodstock, New York, not too far from here.

And when Neil is pitching projects in England or LA, who's gonna watch his property in Woodstock? Me. Me. Yeah. You wish. You don't give good enough head. Yeah. Who's gonna watch his property in Woodstock? Turns out it's Caroline mother of three Printer Chris shows up with butter Just for the job you want So Caroline is a

hippie she's married at the time and she is into ceramics. She makes pots. She doesn't want a real job. So, she's just managing Neil's property, living in his house while he's not there. The best part of the job, apparently, is when Neil's not there. But let's meet Caroline in clip 23. So Caroline with it, I know this is gonna feel like a lot, but could we start from the beginning? Caroline Warner is now 63 years old. We speak over zoom.

Her story falls in the middle of Kays and Scarlett. So we're basically living there 2014. We lived in that little place next to theirs. Caroline is a ceramicist, her husband, a builder, a musician. So she's 53 at the time she's the nanny of this place. So he wants nothing to do with this broad. And they keep saying, there's still hope for me Gonna take a lot of butter they keep trying to be like oh this woman is a mother of three that has

responsibility her kids got to be like 19 22 and 28 They growed up yeah, but they're trying to make it seem like she's in this position that she has no agency over okay, but in clip 26 so eventually She's bitching about doing anything other than making a fucking lopsided ass tray It's like Neal's like can you go pick my mom up from the airport? Can you take my kids to? Preschool, and she's like oh my god with the fucking asks and Finally Her husband leaves her so now she is kind of like well with the fucking asks and Finally Sure her husband leaves her so now she is kind of like well

If it wasn't for Neil I'd have no place to stay because I'm going through this messy divorce And it becomes Transactional but this is a deal that she has put herself into and in clip 26 she almost feels like she's Neil's girlfriend at this point. And then the sauna was when it started. I remember him kissing me at the sauna that first time and I don't know, putting his hands on me, putting my hand on him.

I mean, this is what's embarrassing. I did think maybe he liked me. But then she realizes that wasn't what was going on because he told her. And I said what would Amanda say about this? And he said about what? And I said about this romance. And I said about this romance That's what's embarrassing Caroline there is no But you fuck all your fans all but one But They've had some kind of arrangement. She's hanging around because I think Neil has promised her this house that she's living in

That's like a but an in-law or something that's on the prize it's not the house proper, but she has the studio space and this place to live and this is where Neil fucks up because At heart he's a nice guy. When he's not slapping you with a piss hand. And you're a real Neil Gaiman apologist. I'm team Neil all day. I can tell you right now. Sweetheart.

I've already listened to the whole thing so take it from me. But where he's fucking up, he's too nice. He's like oh well I'm sorry that you're in this position so I'm gonna fucking pay you out an insane amount of money in clip 8 or 28. 300k is what I came up with 150 for real estate issues and 150 for the sexual trade issue something that I'm trying to come to terms with therapy alone is costing a fortune.

Caroline with money lent by a friend entered a residential therapy center. She was prescribed antidepressants and remains on them. In the end, Neil Gaiman settles with Caroline for $275,000 and an NDA later that month. He is not a good negotiator No, she started at 300. He had it to 275 Those are so made up. I need to 120 for not you not having sex with me. Okay, let's make that 110 What else you got right? I don't think those blowjobs were worth as much as you think they are How about a how about a house and What two hundred and thirty thousand is it's insane what he gave this woman. I'm so in

This is all just positive things that are happening your fucking deal. You're getting a big payout. You're on podcasts Yeah, he has a giant hog. I get yeah, I get infamy. I get money This sounds wonderful over with Kaylee while you're on this show exactly Awfully took me in the butt by the way. I just did a review of Joker 2 you got to check it out All right, so that's Caroline now we're gonna move on to Claire who is the most insufferable person in this series.

This is a six episode series and the one about Claire just is, it makes me so angry. So let's meet Claire in clip 30. If I'd known that I took up headspace for you, I would have, I don't know, I would have, I definitely would have been reaching out a long time ago. I, you know, I've never thought of you with anything other than fondness and a little awkwardness and, you know, actually feeling like I got the wrong end of the stick but I thought you would terrific and I Was heartbroken seeing that I was giving you like this I'm really sorry

Okay, so she is obviously recording conversations with Neil Kate Meany style. Yeah, and What we're gonna find out is that Paul and Rachel have she's come to them They're trying to get this gotcha moment on Neil and you can hear the regret that he Did not know that she had these feelings about her interaction with him

For years right he was just like oh, we had a good time didn't we? Well not now that I know that there's money to be made Yeah, Paul and Rachel are like hey Claire Caroline got 230 K in a house. What did you get? Oh, let's find out. Let's start recording Neil without his knowledge I don't know if he knows or not, but in 31, this is what she's angling for. You know, apparently if you get attacked by a dog as a child, 20 years later you can go to the owner of that dog and say, hey, I have emotional problems because of that incident. You owe me $19,000 every six months for the next four years.

I've been having nightmares about not getting rich. So what I would propose is that I will give you $15,000 a year for four years, Four years which is the the top level of a tax-free gift So I can gift it I can give you fifteen thousand dollars each year And you do not have to pay that pay any tax or anything on that, but it's just a gift And then I'm gonna make a hefty donation I'd be like Give me a hundred thousand. I'll pay the taxes. Yeah, that's what she said She's like I'd rather have the lump sum because I'm a fucking idiot is a rape crisis center. Yeah

so Neil out of the she's like, you know how much therapy costs these days. He's like, all right well, let me help you pay the bills I got fucking money and All right. Well, let me help you pay the bills. I got fucking money and The the really annoying thing here is like we talked about with Amanda or Amanda Palmer being a groomer she Facilitated these two meetings somehow What's her name Claire Claire. Met Amanda Palmer.

Amanda's like, go up to Neil and stick your tongue in his ear. Say that you have a message from me. And whisper it to him and kiss him on the ear and he'll be embarrassed and you guys will have a meet-cute, essentially. Clip 32. And I told him that I had a message for him from Amanda. Then I asked him to stand up. And I still don't know where I got the courage to do that because I was so terrified.

But he stood up and I gave him a big hug and as I was pulling away he kissed me on the cheek. Claire says she never nibbled his earlobe as Amanda Palmer suggested she should because she felt it would be too forward and in any case isn't into ears. We have reached out to Amanda Palmer as we have multiple times before, but received no comment yet, but we have discovered that she and Neil Gaiman, though separated, are still married. So I guess it's the time of this record. That's why he slapped that down

Yeah, I mean they're they're going through the divorce I don't know what the deal is but last month Amanda Palmer was sued for alleged human trafficking conspiracy to commit human trafficking and Negligence which was filed as a multi-state filing due to the difficulty of determining her actual current state of residency No one knows where she is She's hiding from everyone so much for my cliffhanger to get people to come listen to my show But that's one of the craziest things what right when episode 6 was running out It like I said this came out in July in August and we had covered everything up to episode 6 And we were about to do it, and I was kind of like this has been so crazy and fun

I wish that it wouldn't end and I went to go see what episode 6 was about the day that I went to look 7 episode 7 came out right six months later So there is even more to uncover but it sounds like what you're talking about is the bulk of that Scarlett is still filing lawsuits. They're implicating Amanda Palmer and They're gonna bring all these whatsapps where everybody was just like let's keep fucking in the butt deal Okay, let's let's let's take it to court. Well you asked me to do some research on Amanda Palmer. That's not completely my fault Have a part in this But I just wanted to say that at first when these allegations started coming out

Amanda was accusing everyone who was saying shit on social media to be bots She was just missing this and like, oh, it's another bot that's talking crazy shit or whatever. And then she got real quiet and wasn't saying anything. She put out a Patreon post and no one can really decipher what it is. She has links to songs and all these like photos and images and trying to figure out like, what does that mean?

And people are trying to discover it. But she finally put out her official statement on her Instagram. So on her Instagram it says, I thank you all deeply for continuing to respect my recent request for privacy as I navigate this extremely difficult moment. I must protect my young child who is right to privacy and his right to privacy. With this as my priority, I will not respond to the specific allegations being made against me except to say that I deny the Allegations and will respond in due course, but this is the crazy part right here. She writes my heart goes out to all survivors Mm-hmm, but that's the part right there. I'm on. Whoa so well so there are victims of this

Why would you write to all the survivors? Yeah, she's probably trying to throw Neil under the bus. It seems like it. That's what it seems like to me Like she doesn't want any piece of this, but she also just like yeah, but go ahead and see what happens Yeah, especially when we listen to it. Go ahead Lucy. Is their divorce finalized at this point? No Okay, so that's exactly why she's saying that she wants that to go in their divorce case. She also wants custody I believe of Ash, their son. Oh, she's looking to get custody of the Sun and So yeah, it's all very complicated Yes, that's her angle on this because she's not really talking and we already heard her involvement with this Claire persons

Introduction to Neil she if it wasn't for Amanda Maybe none of this would have happened. But it is Claire's fault when you're texting with Neil that you can't sleep and he's like, Hey, I'm gonna call you and we're gonna have phone sex and you don't decline. Clip 36. And he talked about how he would flip me around and fuck me from behind. Seems like that. And through all of that I did not say a word and it felt deeply, deeply weird. Still, the next day Claire told him in an email, last night was absolutely wonderful and completely unprecedented.

Haven't ever gotten off with someone on the phone before. And I'd planned on going to one of his tour stops in Nashville a couple days later. Alright. And she said, well, but then I changed my mind and I wasn't gonna go to Nashville. Cut to clip 37. Guess who's in Nashville? And he told me there was no pressure and I was under no obligation to do anything. But when we got to

Nashville, the second we were alone he started making out with me and he groped my butt and I moved his hands and I tried to keep my lower body away from his lower body so in Nashville it was for an ocean at the end of the lane he was doing readings and there was a performer in the beginning to open like an opening act and so he asked me to come backstage While he was getting ready for the opening act and you said that was when I went backstage Everything she's describing here is what is known as the dance. Yeah, this is what it's like Oh, I'm not coming to Nashville. Then you show up in Nashville

It's like I don't want to touch it my body like okay want to come backstage. Yeah, but Right. We all see what's happening. Yeah, and the next clip we don't have to play this one, but she's there's other Groupie star fuckers backstage, and she's like Neal's kind of creepy right right everybody if I give you jazz hands Just know that I'm uncomfortable and Neal's like hey come sit on my lap And she's like I sat on his lap and he had a heart on so I started doing jazz hands and everybody ignored it But in clip 39 She is going to text her boyfriend who probably was like please don't go fuck Neil Gaiman

You know what are you doing? fuck Neil Gaiman you know what are you doing and she's like I'm fucking hang out with Neil in Nashville and she's texting him everything that's happening and he's just not replying probably because he's cheating on her because she's a smart bitch guess who's notably bigger than you I messaged my boyfriend and told him I thought I'd been sexually assaulted and I wanted to go home Claire shared those messages with us. I thought? They chart her emotional journey that night. At 7.14pm I'm having a lot of fun. I shouldn't have dreaded this so much. At 9.36pm so out of my comfort zone and there's nothing I can do about it.

Less than half an hour later I'm safe with my friends. 39 minutes later I need to leave. Frustrated by her boyfriend being non-responsive, she writes, sarcastically, wasn't sexually assaulted much, or extremely harassed, or touched too inappropriately. Right. And then her boyfriend finally replied, how did Neil's dick taste? Yeah I know, just like, how am I supposed to these messages they're back and forth back and forth yeah hope you're having a lot of fun with another guy oh you're not this frowny face

sarcasm is just rude so at this point she they have like no no evidence so what is Claire gonna do except, literally dream up evidence. She's writing a letter to Neil about a dream that she had where he apologized to her. Oh no. So I just set up a Google alert for Neil Gaiman sexual assault and I let myself rest. And then she turned to her letter to Neil Gaiman. In it, Claire describes a recent dream she says she had about him, a dream in which he apologized to her and recognized that, she wrote, the vast power imbalance that existed

between us made my consent to any kind of physical or romantic relationship impossible. Wow. This was the, this is what hooked me. Andy and I were on vacation last week We were talking about this and what you said yeah, one of the pieces of evidence was a dream this chick had it Okay, we gotta talk about this WTP these people are stupid Yeah, so nobody that is rich and powerful can have

That nobody that fuck somebody that's rich and powerful can ever fully consent to that is what she just said correct And I want to think that's real a little thing you can change your mind at any time I've heard people like creators say I would never have sex with a fan. Why not? Those are the people who are the most willing that's all Neil done We're gonna do introduce yourself by the way pretty big deal I can explain the whole fucking thing why people want to get famous right especially uggos like Neil He's not a handsome man at any rate Like the money now the power imbalance

Now that Neil has brought a payout to Claire, he's on the hook for this money. Now he's questioning his own decisions, like how did I get here? And in clip 41, he's going to ask her, I thought we were cool, like what happened? I've been thinking about a lot in the last week. Okay. I thought I thought we were cool. What happened? You smooched me kind of passionately and that was... I... I... I...

I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I...

I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... Come on terrified figured assholes that are we talking about? That was a long time ago little gun shy now. I got it. Yeah, but yeah, that is a pretty good question Oh, so if you're really so scared of me in South Africa horrible monster like why were you making out with me? Yeah?

I'm about oh, yeah, she's smooched me and you can hear it in voice She's like oh, yeah that thing I did that made you think that I like you Yeah, I didn't fucking mean that and And in our last clip here, she's just gonna continue to throw mixed messages at Neil. He's gonna be stuck wondering how the fuck... to this day, probably, as all these further allegations and lawsuits, and his wife throwing him under the bus,

he's just wondering how he found himself here now. And I thought that I... throwing him under the bus. He's just wondering how he found himself here now. Everything I'm gonna cut you off here because I don't think this is a super productive way of having this conversation in terms of And I do want to say that I didn't kiss you My attorney just said that I didn't kiss you and we should stop talking right now. It's really fucking up my case Yeah, so all of these women the moral of the story is they wanted things from Neil Right and mainly they got them. Yep, but now years later like 20 years later they Think that they didn't get enough Juice wasn't worth the squeeze and by juice. I mean meals buttered dick in your ass

Yeah, it's not just that they wanted things from Neil It's that they wanted his thing like it doesn't sound like any of these women didn't want penis at one point or another Yeah, and it sounds like Neil is uh when it comes to sex. You know he sees it is some weird shit So he's successful So it makes it easier for the women like this reminds me of the Trevor Bauer case Trevor Bauer the best pitcher in all of Major League Baseball for the Dodgers and then this woman came out and accused him of having really rough sex with her and beating her really badly and he was

suspended from baseball and then run out of baseball had a pitch in Japan and Mexico and then it came out that this woman was messaging with her friend. She's like oh my gosh I'm gonna try to sleep with Trevor Bauer and get him in trouble and and see if I can get a bunch of money from him And she was planning this all along there's women to do this on purpose Try to honey trap these guys who have wealth and power and then fuck with them. Yep So it sounds like a lot of these women are seeing that opportunity now and going, oh, I can be part of this lawsuit.

Right, Neil's lawyer is just, you don't say you're sorry, you don't fucking pay him off. These are admissions of guilt, but guess what? Being kinky is not illegal. Being in an open marriage is not illegal. Being 60 and fucking an 18-year-old is not illegal. What about pissing on your head and slapping someone? Not illegal. Not illegal? All right. Is that what you told HR Lucy Type Fox? Being 60 and fucking an 18 year old is not illegal about pissing on your head and slapping

Is that what you told HR Lucy type box So anyway, I guess we're gonna find out you know it it's gonna Come out eventually whoa Neal's fate, but that's where we're at yeah very, very very good presentation Andy. This is something that is happening in real time and more allegations are coming out and these people are becoming stars. These two hosts of the show, Paul and Rachel. My god, they're the worst. They're so bad. They have all these voicemails and interviews and all this shit. They can't do anything interesting with a scary music bed Sucks so bad speaking of breaking news Lucy you've come on to talk to us about Ethan Klein who just got a 30-day ban from twitch He sure did I was talking about this I think it was last time this little piggy

Great episode by the way if you haven't checked it out, it's on our YouTube, it's on our Patreon, I put out the audio version of that for everyone on our Patreon, and Aaron, an incredible week, accusing our buddy Melton of dressing up his dog as a martini, and thinking that was a big win, and we proved him wrong. But anyway, so we were talking on there about this suspension thing that YouTube does and Twitter does and twitch It's so weird that like you get suspended for 24 hours or 48 hours or seven days or a month or two months What when did this become a thing? Yeah, and also the things that you can and can't do are you know you so arbitrary? Yeah, and also the things that you can and can't do are you so arbitrary?

Can wear a be a bikini on if you're a thirst trap on stream But you have to be in a kiddie pool if you're not in a kiddie pool. You can't do it right Yeah, you could do jumping jacks and a bikini as long as you're in a kiddie pool if there's no pool you're banned for a Week it just seems how did you find out the hard way? Yeah It seems counterproductive to everyone to ban someone for seven days or 30 days because if they're a big streamer then the platform is missing out and the creators missing out and they can go to another platform and then build up take their audience with them over there which is what we've seen happen to YouTube a ton that's why rumble exists it's because all these people get banned

from YouTube and go I'm on rumble. And they get tons of people to follow them over. So it just seems silly to me that they have these suspensions that go on. Like either they can be on your platform or not, but with seven days. Yeah, it's completely, completely crazy. And in particular, what we're going to be talking about today, which is going to be Ethan Klein and Hasan Piker and both of their bands has just completely revealed all of the hypocrisy within Twitch and how they are handling things. So this has been blowing up a ton, a ton, a ton. But before we actually get into the topic, I just want to say that you and Casey Day did an awesome job when you were covering this drama a couple of episodes ago.

Yeah, Thank you. And H3H3. I struggle a lot with following all of the Ethan Klein and Hassan drama because there's just so much going on all of the time and you guys covered it so extremely well. And I know that Casey is into it. He sent me a couple of links today that I'm going to show us a little bit. He's pushing for, um, Ethan to become the Earl of the Ethan verse and I'm kind of into it after doing tons of research this week So I I get it. So today we're gonna be checking out we're gonna talk about things that happened about a month ago

So about a month ago Ethan released his content nuke. You guys talked about that a little bit This is basically his intention was to destroy Hassan by showcasing the fact that Hassan was Had sympathy for terrorists. That was his goal. That was his goal. And I don't know if we talked about this enough when Casey Day was on But Hassan Piker was a guy that Ethan actually introduced the world to a left-leaning Political activist kind of guy who does these shows and then they had a falling out and now they're their enemies But Hassan Piker is actually a really bad dude his views are ridiculous and it shouldn't be difficult to get people to turn on Hassan

piker now he has a very loyal fan base who I guess are into Hezbollah and shit and think that that what they're up to is great so I guess you know anyone can find their audience but the point that we didn't make is that Ethan Klein put out this content nuke That was gonna be the final say and take his son out and it backfired on Ethan Klein So badly yeah, so so badly So Hassan got into a bit of trouble about five days ago while he was live streaming on twitch So let's start there in my clip one. Okay, if you cared about Medicare fraud or Medicaid fraud, you would kill Rick Scott. So that's kind of what sets the ball running right now. That is right.

Hassan basically said to all of his audience that they should kill Senator Rick, Senator Rick Scott. And it's generally not a good look to suggest that your entire audience kill somebody. But I would agree with you, Hassan is is insane and this is kind of on brand for him It is but it's also wildly against the terms of service on twitch Absolutely, so usually twitch lets Hassan get away with figurative murder, but when he actually says it like verbatim They can't ignore it anymore. They have to do something. I assume this is on the heels of Luigi Mangione?

Well, not necessarily. They're talking about Doge and how they're cleaning up all this Medicaid fraud and they're finding all this stuff. And of course, Hassan is far left, so he's gotta figure out a reason why getting government efficiency is a bad thing. It's ridiculous what these people do. So he's got to figure out a reason why getting government efficiency is a bad thing It's ridiculous and what these people do so he's on there saying well No, the real problem is this senator who oversees

Medicaid or Medicare and he's the one who's corrupt who's the problem and we should put an end to that person if you really want To clean this shit up, which is misguided and you just you can't tell people to murder political the politicians and People represent unspoken Everyone thinks that you're saying out loud No, Carl you were bringing up a good point Not only does twitch banning Hassan mean that Hassan is potentially gonna bring the audience elsewhere But it also means that twitch is losing a lot of revenue.

So usually when Hassan goes crazy, Twitch kind of supports him. They also have a lot of liberal leaning staff, so they sometimes side with him. And we have very much gotten to see Twitch kind of take a side here. So what they end up doing after Hassan tells all of his followers to murder somebody is that they give him a slap on the wrist with a massive one-day ban That is basically a spa day he's having a vacation What jerks what jerks okay, so that brings us to just a couple of days ago now and Ethan has a great idea in response to all of this in my clip, too

But we have set up 24-hour reruns of the content nuke That's right. It's going to be running for 24 hours a day seven days a week, okay? So this video that he put out that's got over three million views on YouTube Anyone who's gonna see it has seen it and like I said it backfired on him, but because the Sun got this band He's like I'm gonna take advantage of this and run this okay now. It's the Christmas story of H3 and where I start I don't care right I can start it wherever I I'm in Not only that but he he's kind of doing it on purpose to test twitch is kind of my take on what Ethan is doing

Right now he is basically saying listen You can't have an issue with the content nuke because it's it's comprised of almost entirely of Hassan's unhinged Twitch streams, which Hassan never gets banned for. Right. So if you just banned Hassan for only one day for this other thing, then there's no way that you can take my content nuke down. So I pulled a couple of clips from the content nuke just because I just felt like I needed to see Hassan going crazy.

So that's clip three. What do you call Crimea? I call it a part of Russian territory, bitch. That's what I call Crimea. I call it Crimea River. Don't they have Uighur death camps? It's not a death camp. They were re-education camps. Hezbollah is a paramilitary organization. Do we like them or no? I don't have an issue with them. Let's just say okay. It's just great

What does that ever got wrong they're pretty good at skydiving I've heard So this again that was basically what Ethan had ended up posting on Twitch. But yay for Twitch logic, even though Hasan only got that one day ban, when Ethan replays the exact same crazy shit that Hasan is saying on their platform, he has a different experience, which we will see in clip 4. Oh my god! It got banned for encouraging or glorifying extreme violence. That's fucking... That's Hassan's content that's on your platform that he didn't get in trouble for.

Holy fuck. Interesting. You guys don't believe me? Look at this. 30 day ban. 30 days? 30 day and I didn't even say literally, I didn't say, 30 day ban. So this worked perfectly for Ethan and Clyde. I know.

He was streaming yesterday and he was just talking about this was literally the perfect thing because I was able to identify exactly how hypocritical Twitch was. Look at how great this is for me. He's ecstatic about what has happened. He was pissed off about it when it first happened because it is bullshit. Hasan gets one day, Ethan gets 30 days. And for encouraging or glorifying extreme violence, that's a serious ban. That's not nothing. So let's hear Ethan summarize it all in clip five.

That me showing the content nuke on Twitch got me banned for 30 days for encouraging or glorifying extreme violence for showing a clip of what Hasan does regularly on Twitch unpunished. By the way, Hasan, who got banned for one day for saying kill a sitting elected official Okay point made pretty good point made right there. I guess Which is gonna have some splaining to do you know I don't usually side with either Ethan or Hassan But I got to be honest Ethan is making some good points right here. Yeah, he's exposing that obviously There's a double standard and twitch for Hassan piker's content and the internet goes bonkers over this I know they're usually well. Yeah cool

Even keeled So they people are starting to identify this perceived hypocrisy and tons of people take to quit Twitter So in my clip six, which is actually just a screenshot to Twitter. So in my clip six, which is actually just a screenshot, we're going to look at a post on Twitter that reads, Ethan Klein gets a 30 day ban on Twitch for playing the Hassan content nuke. Seems like a lot of people need to be fired at Twitch. And I think that we all know someone who's been doing a really great job at layoffs these days, right? If you'll put up my screenshot number seven. That's right.

It's our buddy Elon Musk coming in with the Thrub 100. Woo! Yeah. That's hilarious. Ethan Klein was literally on his podcast yesterday. He was thanking Elon Musk for the support, which is hilarious because he has a literal clothing line making fun and trying to murder Elon Musk. Yeah, that's right, we're talking about that. It's the last day we can buy the shirt, I missed it.

I'm also just imagining, like, the fact that Elon Musk is actually hearing about this. Now, he probably has a lot of motivation. Obviously, he might be interested in exposing Twitch's hypocrisy, but I would like to imagine that anytime that anybody mentions mass layoffs that like a Tesla shaped bat signal is just going into the eyes of Elon Musk and he has to get involved somehow. It's very possible. So so stupid. So is, I'm sorry, this Ethan Klein ban is also on twitch

Or is this YouTube okay? Okay, so he's he's still on YouTube and The end of the story is the band has been revoked, but let's talk about how that happens So Ethan ends up appealing the band he says whoa whoa whoa I should not have gotten banned that doesn't make any sense This is just somebody else's content basically Has been approved and is up on twitch currently Exactly and his first appeal gets denied of course, but then a day or so later Ethan gets an email from the twitch support and

I believe that that is my number eight here maybe and It says oh, no it isn't but it's fine And I believe that that is my number 8 here. Maybe. And it says, oh no it isn't, but it's fine, I'll tell you what it says. It says, we blocked you due to a mistake. And that they reversed the suspension. Now that is, you know, Twitch obviously flip-flopping a huge amount. So Ethan has a couple of theories about why the

appeal was ultimately reversed. So that clip 8 there. We can see there he says 99... this is Ethan talking. He says 99.9% sure Hassan called Dan Clancy, who is the CEO of Twitch, and told him to unban me because they look cartoonishly evil and dumb. The appeal was denied, stating that a member of the team had thoroughly reviewed it. So which is it? 24 seven content nuke resumes tomorrow. Yeah, the email actually is in this because they're responding to that. It says your account was suspended or blocked due to a mistake on our part.

We have now reversed the suspension on your account. So you are free to use our services once again That's a bullshit email right there. Oh, it was a glitch. It was a mistake No, no, I'm gonna need a little more explanation than it was a mistake for a 30-day ban Not only that you were talking earlier about a lot of social media websites will do automatic bans sir or automatic Yeah, they'll automatic an algorithm review. Yeah, and then Twitch does not do that. Twitch does not do that.

They do every single review manually. So the fact that he got banned means that somebody actually looked at it and said banned and 30 days. Right. So this Hassan guy reached out to them to look at it and tell and ask them to ban it. That's what Ethan is claiming I mean, I'm gonna be honest again, both of these guys are kind of into some crazy crazy conspiracy theories So how accurate is that? I don't know

But I will also say this it would be equally likely for Ethan to have done that because this is working out really well for Ethan Right now this coming across is a double rate in this situation This is a huge win for him and the two of them have been battling so so much That I you know, I how can he not want to win right now, right? This seems like twitch is a restaurant that is reserving the right to refuse service to Hassan and Ethan But Ethan is just being a dick. It's like the cop cam video that Kaylee and Vinnie watched on the creep off Yeah, we were the guy the big guy that's being a problem is Actually not the person at fault and it just turns into all this drama

Because you're being a bigger dickhead and that Ethan is the bigger. Yeah, seemingly the bigger See what I thought you were going with that I thought you're gonna say this is like a restaurant where Ethan Klein comes in and they're like oh, no You can't have that water fountain, but we have one for you over here All right well as long as we're talking about how dumb both of these guys are I just my clip 12 Okay, I just pulled this because I thought that it was really funny. It's just a little bonus clip It shows exactly how stupid Hassan is. Yes, and Hassan piker of course Seems to know it all especially when it comes to Middle Eastern politics. It's what he's known for

Geography, he loves it Yeah, very smart guy. Okay. I'm gonna click close. I'm gonna, I'm closing it. I'm closing it. I'm trying to find Yemen on the map. Nope. Nope. He just hit Iran, Iraq, Jordan, Syria. Nope. No.

Israel, Saudi Arabia. Nope. Got it. Nailed it. You know what I think happened there, Lucy? Tell me, tell me. Because when he hit like Saudi Arabia and stuff like that, he knows that that's not Yemen. I think he was trying to pretend like, oh, I'm just hitting all these things cuz it's funny

Cuz he fucked up the first one a couple times he hit Israel Solo Sounds like you're an expert. Oh my god. It's so stupid Okay, so I want to talk about one other thing that I have not seen anybody talking about when it comes to Ethan Klein, okay, and this might be a hot take but I started noticing something I really started researching these two at the beginning of this week So I have been deep in both of their shit for way too long And I am going crazy. I started noticing that I think that Ethan Klein might have a problem.

And I know that you and Casey Day, another kind of problem. So you and Casey Day did a lot of talking about how recently he has said that he has Tourette's and that is the cause of his cough. And he's doing all of these, like he has little little tics and things like that. I noticed that he has been doing an awful lot of sniffling. Yes. An awful lot of sniffling. And so I got curious. And if you will just pull up my clip nine, which is another screenshot, this is going to be Ethan nine months ago on the left and then Ethan now on the

right. Okay. And it's pretty drastic. It's not a huge amount of difference, but I also pulled some clips from Ethan in the past and then Ethan now. Well, what's the difference though? What are you seeing? I mean, obviously his facial hair is different. I'm seeing, yeah. So he, he looks like he's lost quite a bit of weight to me. His eyes look sunken in. You can even see him.

Way more hat. Again, not huge, but what we will see as we look at my clip nine and, I'm sorry, clip 10 and 11, these are going to be Ethan in the past and then Ethan now. So first we'll check out clip 10, which is going to be almost relaxing. This is for me, this is like almost relaxing. He's sitting in one place. He's not making any weird twitches. He has a level tone. He's nice and calm. I think you might even kind of enjoy it. Hello friends. Hello viewers. Hello haters. It just, it just like physically, I feel repulsed looking at it.

It's just like, what is wrong with you? I thought Martin Shor died almost died from this. He had like a stroke. He was in a sauna suit But that's just me here. She's walking on the carpet. Let's see He's always been twitchy. Yeah, he's always had that yeah He always has had the you guys were talking about the little hand thing that he does He's always kind of done a little bit of that But in general I think that you will see compared to my clip 11, which is Ethan now, that he has like this current manic anxiety that is just a little too suspicious for me. So let's check that out and then we'll talk about it. 25! It's a beautiful day. That's pretty big.

That's big time. Is that with 2 G's or 1 G? I thought it was G G like good game. It's not. It's a good one. One thing I'll also mention. Dog shit. So the pill is going in. But there's different conditions like

there's one on the starting map where we are doing the Gabe The wings are here. Gabe is our near sag award side Christ if okay if I'm a casting director and you're playing coke head. I'm like yes too much It's like coke heads aren't sniffing and touching their nose and tweaking that much trying to eat their own faces that much He is bouncing around his eyes are twitching. He's sniffling. He does start doing the nose wiping thing

I think I just included about five clips of nose wiping there that was with me Randomly putting my cursor down on his videos. Yeah Eric points out here the the jaw tooth grinding thing he's got going on When you replace muk banging pizza with trisha paytas with snorting coke and adderall this is This is what you get Now I have read some studies and I have discovered that the usage of cocaine on people who have Tourette's It's great, right? it causes it causes a severe exasperation of their symptoms.

I believe that. So these Tourette's symptoms that he has been exhibiting more and more have been getting worse and worse. And I can think of one reason for that. I also noticed... These are the opinions of Lucy Titebox, by the way. I know this guy is very litigious. I just want to say I think he's on meth. Okay, so Lucy, you can go with the coke angle and

get sued all you want. So okay, he was doing the nose sniffling thing a whole bunch and I really honed in on that because he never used to do that in any of his older streams. That is absolutely a new tick. So again, I can kind of understand the coughing, the sniffling, those could be ticks from Tourette's. That little nose, and it's always the same nostril, he's like, it's very, very obvious to me. He got up in the middle of yesterday's episode of his show on H3H3 yesterday, and he got up in the middle of the episode to go to the bathroom.

That's fine. You got to take a pee break at some point in a three-hour long episode. The whole beginning of the show, he had not been touching his nose. And then after he comes back from that break he's sniffling more, he keeps touching his nose. It's just too, and I don't know again there's lots of other reasons that those things could be getting exasperated, but I'm intrigued. Send me the link to that. I want to check that out I want to see the time stamps because it is I tried to pull clips But I literally was seeing it just before we were talking right now, so I was like that's not gonna happen. Okay It's it's pretty bonkers. Well. I want to show you this because

Casey day just sent this to me Like an hour ago or something the other thing that's going on with Ethan Klein aside from the son piker Twitch banning thing is of course reddit is after him and So he's very upset with what reddit is doing and allowing these people. It's not being nice. Yeah He's very upset. Reddit is allowing these subreddits to organize and organize the smear campaign against him. And so here are a couple of clips. This one is Ethan has decided he's going to sue the internet. He's talked to his attorney about it. The answer is not on social media, medias with lawyers and reporters. I talk my lawyer can't do fucking shit, and it's driving me crazy

They go oh 2 30 you can't do anything. Sorry. I'm sorry. This is from yesterday's episode Yesterday's episode so we're going to have to pay attention for if this is sniffle time or if this not is not simple time Okay, I think that he's talking about this before he went to the bathroom, but I might remember that incorrectly Social media is with lawyers and reporters. I talked my lawyer can't do fucking shit, and it's driving me crazy I don't know they go Oh 230 you can't do anything really back I can't believe that that a website just allows this level of harassment, and it's just like oh 230 can't fucking That's just 30 section 230 they can't be held responsible for what their users post Wait work

So he's actively trying to sue Reddit or at least he's he wants to Yeah, also talked about they also talked about a whole bunch in this episode. They got somebody called What is it CPS on them for their kid because apparently Ethan Klein said that his kid was crawling around with dog poop and might be Eating dog poop and then his kid was sick and he's all pissed off about that too. You should not report that to your Don't say that your kid might have eaten dog poop. Definitely don't report that. To an audience full of people who hate you. Yes, that's really stupid. Alright, then he sent me this link too, he called it,

Ethan Klein will burn down Reddit. I'll go there and do a show in front of their fucking office. I'll do what I have to do. I will go and I will fucking stay there as long as I need to and I will do the show in front of reddit headquarters and dedicate every fucking episode To destroying every executive officer there and dragging them to fucking hell. I will drag these people into hell with me That's what I'm saying. I'll do go through every fucking detail of this dude's life Wow

Big sniff at the end CEOs he wants to take down Grant I swear to God he is He's doing something. He's doing something. He's not having fun. I think that's the thing That's the takeaway from all of this, you know, you know the internet you start doing a show cuz it's fun People start participating in it You're having a good time with your pales when you get to to that stage, if I forget to the, I'm going to take down every person who works at this website. I'm going to ruin their lives and I'm going to sue them. If I get to that

point guys, please just tell me I need a break. We're experiencing technical difficulties. Because really guys, why are we here? We are here because we love Lisa Boswell. ["Lisa and Helga Theme Song"] Lisa and Helga These girls ain't fellas Lisa, Lisa and Helga I was checking out that reality show from May 10th, 2023. So this is an older episode. They have a different camera angle. You can see Lisa better in this angle. So I was enjoying that already. And Lisa talks about there was a guy who wants to be her friend. And it's

not that easy just to be Lisa's friend. You'll find out. There was a guy, there was a guy yesterday. He kept saying to me, Oh, I really want to be your friend. I really want to be your friend. And I was going, I don't have any spots left for anyone. Well, that's because the server, this Facebook server can't handle it. They can't keep track anything more than 5,000.

You know, if somebody could get like six, seven, eight, nine, 10,000, then I'd have them because I really know that many people I know all over the world also Lisa's bragging that she has ten thousand friends. I Believe it Lisa's awesome, but that's a pretty Impressive number I would say I'm really into this camera angle Lisa looks great and this is the worst camera angle ever for Helga It's so bad and what's crazy about this is that it's just off to the side But you can see they have like an old-fashioned radio behind them and there's a reflection coming off the glass of it

That is what they're staring at which is themselves and they can't take their their eyes off themselves The entire show we knew this before but this angle is just really drives it home Themselves so now You just heard that she's already reached the five thousand limit of friends you can have on Facebook So there's a guy on there is like sends a friend request and she's like Sorry, bud. I have too many friends as it is you can have on Facebook. So there's a guy on there, he sends a friend request and she's like, psh, sorry bud, I have too many friends as it is, I can't have you as a friend.

But then it turns out, this guy might like Trump, so this is a problem. But anyway, this guy kept saying, oh I wanna be your friend, I wanna be your friend, I wanna be your friend. And then he goes, I had to write down, I had to do report on the Donald Trump thing. And I wrote down what he had to do.

He said, fake news, fake news. Here's a guy asking me if he can get on my page. He's sitting there downgrading women. And he's talking about Donald Trump, so anything that's talking about Donald Trump's Block block block So I had to grab that as an ice so I got we gotta get this on the board block block block Fantastic Lisa really as a human soundboard, especially in this episode There's a lot of ISOs that I'm gonna play and normally play the Helga man stuff because I find how I go

extremely boring Helga in this episode rambles odd and odd and odd about shit that no one could possibly care about But she does have this hot political take that did not age well. And I thought, you know, if Biden decided not to run camel, it would be the very, very good candidate. I mean, it was, it was, it was a match made in heaven. Those two, those two together, because camel is dedicated. She's smart. She's a good, she don't take shit from nobody.

Maybe you guys should stop talking about politics. Maybe that's not really the realm for you. Leave it to stuttering John. Yeah, you have a lot of expertise in this. Kamala and Biden were a match made in heaven, according to these two dimwits. Okay, sounds good. So then it's wake and bake Wednesday, which is Lisa's favorite day of the week I mean she wakes and bakes every day, but you know the wake Wednesday and so She takes a giant hit and starts coughing

Okay You don't get out Okay, imagine being in your 60s or 70s or whatever you're still trying to take as big a hit as possible You just like battle out just eat a gummy certified You would think here's one of my favorite Isos of all time You know if I could maybe Well said Alright so

Lucy Glad you're here because Lisa has a question for you. Oh boy. I Say what's wrong with you, bitch? Why why do I feel so seen well Well, she follows up Lisa knows she follows up Lucy. She is the same word that you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? All right. I don't think that was about you. Actually, she didn't know you were yet. Now, Helga like I said, goes off on this long rambling story. She's like Grandpa Simpson. And she's talking about the military and she's throwing out people's names and things that were

happening. And Lisa, thank God, cuts her off. We go around and do a clock round. We check the check the locks on the bunkers. Yeah. Is this going to be long? The other dynamic that's happening on all of these shows that I love is that Lisa has been up for eight hours at this point. It's like eight in the morning and she goes to bed at six PM and gets. And gets up at midnight or something And she just wants to go to get food She's starving and she's high she's got the munchies and as Helga's going on She's like, can we just go to brunch now, please?

That's all I want to do and Helga is not hungry doesn't care just wants to talk and tell her stories Well, then Lisa starts staring at herself as she's been doing this entire episode and starts complaining about her die job She's staring at herself with the monitor is not happy with the color of her hair It's my hair orange Helga no Yes, it is. It's perception. You're percent. I see a beautiful platinum blonde there. In fact, it's pretty Platinum it's it's brassy. You just don't like it being that brassy. I wanted it honey. You wanted you wanted a deeper. I'm not gonna say anything about it about Caleb because I love it. You wanted a

deeper color. Well, remember, she was coloring gray so she wasn't sure what color it was going to come out. It was going to come out some kind of blonde. Because you have a gray base to work from, it's going to be lighter. She's going to have to work a, she's going to have to highlight that with a light brown to get the color you want. She's going to have to, she's going to have to, yeah, all she has to do is put some,

some light brown highlights in there and it'll It'll take on a honey blonde color That's right great great everything's like What kind of hairdryer is she gonna use the man in a wig? Helga is the last person I'm taking hair advice from I Helga is the last person I'm taking hair advice from. I just love what, the visual here is astounding because Lisa's staring into her own soul. I'm surprised by what she sees. She's talking about colors and shit, maybe she took the brown acid or something.

Still a better story that I got when I was on that show where Helga told me how they poured the foundation of the garage next to the room that they're broadcasting from at least Lisa was actively bleeding from the leg during the story. It was the only thing that made it interesting There's nothing that can happen to Helga man that she won't report on yeah, I'm good show Nothing is too boring Lisa before they end the show does have one last thought about I'm not gonna say that. It's You son of a bitch I can't wait he is policies he is such an asshole he goes

She goes off that other words she goes after that one more clip I have on here And this is classic Lisa always threatening violence always wants to beat people up. I don't fight girls Do you understand that? Not at all give me a big man and I'll beat the shit out of it But not a woman That's good. That's gonna be Lisa. I'm glad that's where you draw the line So did you see look at her knuckle on her forefinger there? I mean we know how big Helga's hands are yes Look at that knuckle Bring that up. Yeah on that. I thought she had a cigar. That's one finger

That might be arthritis or something right I wouldn't want that coming quickly towards my face or ass Okay, yeah, you're right that would be words you got me there I'm zooming in on the wrong my Monitor of it instead of the actual show of an idiot. That's uh that's freakish. That's a toe thing Thing about her Chris All right, we got a report on this fucking dummy Bah bah bah bah bah bah I was listening to El Haribla this morning and he was talking about how Anthony getting

the job for WABC is the best thing to happen to Opie's career. Since Westwood 100 up after Syria. It's like he's getting so much juice now. Everyone's checking in on what Opie has to say and his take on these things. And of course the chat is nonstop bringing up Anthony. And so it's been a lot of fun. Stalin 19 put this clip together for us and it starts off with someone saying, all right, Opie, let's go. Let's talk Anthony. We don't, you know why we're all here.

A B normal about Anthony. Let's go. What are we waiting for? I don't really I don't really Do that unless you know You guys push me and you push me and you push me and then I get my two sets Obie's he has to be pushed really hard to talk about Anthony as we know usually a single free chat It's what it takes right this whole thing Oprys pretending to take the high road. Just stop pretending. You're not taking the high road. You talk about Anthony. You pull clips of it and put it on your channel. All the clippers

take the clips and put them on their channels. We all see it all the time. My advice and a lot of people give advice to Opie. I have an example of that. My advice is to just go full Chad Zumach and just start a show bashing Anthony That's what people want to see that's what Opie likes to do It makes perfect sense. I'll even give him a name for the show. He can call it ant fucking Maybe there's something better. The point is why wouldn't Opie just do a show Fucking with Anthony it would it's the only time

since we started covering him that he's been getting juice outside of WATP mm-hmm for what I've said like people are all talking about opi right now yeah and then you could legit put his name on the thumbnails right have a reason for it yes and nobody's asking for it to be good either because we know it no one expects it no we know it won't be but people will repurpose it for their own yucks and wanted to be trash They'll be tuning in for sure so why why not no instead this idiot has to say I don't want to talk about Anthony you just heard him say he doesn't want to talk about Anthony Oh, then it turns out he doesn't things to say I Don't feel like talking about it. You know he's he's making this giant huge

Comeback to AM radio on the weekends doing two hours a week. That's massive news There's no way he's even gonna make five hundred It's not about the money. I can't stress this enough. Opie's non-stop. Ever since he heard one of his chatters say, Anthony says make it $300,000, which he didn't, which was made up by a guy who was fucking with Opie that then Opie repeated over and over and over again to make that the narrative and now he's going oh my gosh, it's just Sunday night. He's probably not even getting paid that much money. Yeah, Anthony said he doesn't care about the money. to make that the narrative. And now he's going, oh my gosh, it's just Sunday night, he's probably not even getting paid that much money.

Yeah, Anthony said he doesn't care about the money. It's not the point of doing this at all. He's wealthy, he's doing fine, he has a revenue stream. I'm like, Opie, he is the co-owner of a company that has subscribers, so he has a very consistent revenue stream coming in. It might be a way to draw a new audience to something that does make money. Yeah. I just love that we get to full on watch jealousy happening.

Like, there's nothing more enchanting than watching jealousy, and that is exactly why that show would work. Because you would just get to watch OB freaked the fuck out all the time. It's jealousy. It's coping and he tries to couch it as I don't care what he's doing man. Well, that was so that was 11 years ago. We did a show together It's like it's eating him up. It's as soon as someone brings up his name. He sees the name Anthony He has so many thoughts running around his head. He can't help but spit them all out. I imagine that, you know, like when people do affirmations in the mirror, when they wake up, they're like, you're beautiful and you're going to be great. I imagine that he gets

up, looks in the mirror and he goes, Oh, P came first in Opie and Anthony. Oh, he was first. My name was first. And that's the only way. Oh, we discovered Kubia. Opi and yeah. Well, now he's really stretching things to say this. It's it's not much more impressive than what I'm doing. Trust me. So, Opi is trying to say that Anthony getting a job for WABC the So, he's trying to say that Anthony is going to be out for WABC is very similar to what

OP does streaming to a few dozen people every morning from his apartment. It's not that much different. Oh, it's not even in the same ballpark. What you're doing, anyone can do and they do and more successful than you do. And have more listeners. Right. And I'm not saying that the Sunday night time slot's a good time slot. It's the worst time slot in radio. I know because most of the times that I've been on local radio, it's Sunday nights. That's when they put all the local music shows on. They all compete with each

other on all the FM channels. It's always Sunday night. But W ABC, which I've said highest rated AM station in the largest radio market in the United States is leaps and bounds from what Opie is doing, embarrassing himself on a daily basis from his apartment. And so Opie's so upset. Now he has to start name calling and making shit up. What bothered me this week was Anthony thinking a Sunday radio was a good decision. It might be a good decision for him, but Anthony's not a smart guy. He plays smart, but he's actually not smart at all. I gotta pause it right there. Because to say that Anthony's not smart

is no one's gonna go along with this. I've seen Anthony sit down with Neil deGrasse Tyson and have an hour and a half long conversation with the guy. And Anthony knows a lot of things. He knows a lot about a lot. He's a very intelligent, thoughtful guy. Oh, he's a fucking moron. He doesn't know anything about anything.

He couldn't have an hour and a half conversation with anyone, unless they, like drinking buddies. And he's talking to Carl Ruiz about the chick who just walked by or the homeless person outside of the window. He still sounds like an idiot. So the fact that he's now saying that, Oh yeah, Anthony is an idiot. And that's why he took this job. You know, he made the mistake to make it a really, really big deal that he's coming back to radio.

So Opie is saying that Anthony made a mistake by playing up the fact that he's got a job on W A B C, but this proves that Opie is stupid because it's actually the best thing you can do. This is a story that I, in my world is blown up. A lot of people are talking about Anthony going back to WABC because here was a guy who was shunned from mainstream and would never get a job on the radio ever again.

I mean, his first book was called Permanently Suspended. It was, no one thought this was possible a few years ago that Anthony would get hired by WABC in New York. And so he did, and it's not a great time slot and He did play it up and everyone's talking about it, which is great for Anthony because Anthony is selling a product Yeah, why wouldn't you promote it compound-censored? Well, it was it was Anthony doing always doing a show Oh, it's every Monday through Thursday 430 to 6. I can go they're gonna check it out side up and check it out

He's on the radio now and Oprah pretends that this is actually a bad thing that he promoted this and then it makes him look bad. And he uses this word that I think is very childish. And then he had to admit that they're pretty much throwing them on like on a Sunday night for two hours. That's, that's, you know, you probably should have downplayed your your return to radio. But he's not smart. He really isn't a smart guy. Good one, Opie. Opie's got nothing on this too. He just laughs. He doesn't have a take. He's just like, oh, he's dumb. He was so dumb, man.

He's also ugly. Oh man, he's so dumb He was so dumb man. He's also ugly. Oh, man. It's so dumb and ugly now He used the word admit and I really keyed in on this he goes man That was so stupid I have the because eventually had to admit he's working the Sunday night shift admit Promote Yeah, Anthony came out and said hey guys you want to listen to my show I'm 8 to 10 on Sunday nights And he said and I'm hoping that I do a good job And I get an afternoon time slot and we'll see if that happens. I'd bet on Anthony on this one

He has a pretty good track record when it comes to broadcasting. Oh It wasn't a confessional That's what I mean. So then he had to come out and admit that it's like yeah, he was forced to do it He was very upfront about everything. Yes, right and so don't be so stupid He thinks that Anthony played his cards wrong for some reason when it's just the opposite in fact If Anthony had come out and just been like I got this crappy gig It's Sunday nights it wouldn't have gotten as much conversation going. He played this perfect It wouldn't have gotten as much conversation going. He played this perfect.

Instead he touted WBC and he was on The Morning Show two mornings in a row and they talked about it with the hoes and they made a big deal about it. That's the play. Yes. So stupid. Who is agreeing which one is stupid or the guy that managed to find another job in radio

or the guy that is going live on Facebook who can't seem to figure out lighting, can't seem to figure out an angle that is flattering in any single way, can't figure out how to snipe stream a show that an idea is a complete no-brainer of him sniping Anthony's show. Yeah. He can't even figure out, you know, Facebook. And don't forget, Opieantly was begging to be back on radio until all of this I mean he that was his ultimate goal all he wanted to do is be back on radio Carl You've brought up like a thousand times the fact that he cleans up all the language whenever he was in Geb Hart's He would be like oh, no don't say those words because he thinks he's still on radio

That's his dream is to be back on radio. Him and Aaron Imhol both do this thing where they consistently go on at a very early hour in the morning and do their show and it's to show the radio execs that they're dependable and they can still do it. See guys, that could be your morning, Jack. I'm doing that right now. And you're right, Lucy. OPI made a conscious decision about a year ago to clean up the language and not swear and make everything he does on YouTube radio-friendly and he yells at his guests if they don't do that. You know what you just made me realize? If I was working at a radio station and I was trying to find somebody who was a dependable new radio, morning radio guy,

the last guy that I would want would be the dependable YouTube guy because clearly Aaron and Opie have already built such vast wonderful communities in those time slots. They would never want to give it up to be on radio. Yeah, it's a miserable failure to want to go to the radio if you've been doing this for years on the internet. But in Opie's mind, he's like, oh my God, it's such a success. So many people are listening to me Why would he trade them for a radio show like I would never even I wouldn't even approach him according to Opie's narrative

Right. Yeah, it's good point and Opie never brings up that he's gonna continue doing ants gonna continue doing his show in Addition to the radio show yeah, he makes it sound like he is trading it It's not and he's not making any money doing it doesn't matter at all eric nagoes in the chat He says for someone who would tell that he was the guy who put the pieces together and planning things out He has zero capability for seeing things down the line the potential comma possibilities. He doesn't want to see them Yeah, and missy B's in the chat to Anthony didn't have to give up or trade in his show. Right, yeah, exactly the point that you guys just made. It's like, no, he gets to cross-promote now. And Anthony has found a way to evolve with the medium. It's gone from celestial radio to satellite radio

to on the internet to having YouTube and all these other rumble ways to get your product out there. And now Aaron and Opie are just like ringing your doorbell saying hey I'm still bringing you milk remember milk men right this thing that we don't need anymore I'm trying to do that yeah why just figure out the new fucking thing and it actually does talk about in this episode how he is trying new things and trying to figure out the next thing

Are we gonna say Lucy that I was just gonna say that's exactly why Anthony did it So correctly because he didn't have to give up or trade his show But if Opie did it he would because it's he's in that time slot like right nevermind. Yes. No, you're right So angry about it. Opie says something right here of that is a blatant lie I'm right where I want to be in life. If you want to know the truth. So no, no, it doesn't bother me. Whatever you were going to say next. And I'm sure it was something shitty. Obvious right where he wants to be. How many clips have we put on this show in the past couple of weeks where he said, I wish I had more viewers. I wish I was making more

money doing this. He keeps throwing shit at the wall. He keeps trying new channels and new content. Don't even get me started on this TikTok. I mean we covered this on Who Are These Socials? It's so retarded. He has that tell if you want to know the truth. If you want to know the truth. I'm actually really content. Let me put it this way. His hair's all disheveled. He's like I'm obviously doing very well up here guys. Just because you're in a penthouse apartment with a house in the Hampton, I mean if Citizen Kane taught us every anything. It's that

Financial success like that doesn't equate to happiness. No clearly not happy No, you know what equates to happiness is achievement, right? When you actually accomplish things and you create things that will give you a sense of purpose which leads to contentment accomplish things and you create things that will give you a sense of purpose which leads to contentment and happiness and hope he has none of those things for years now and it's driving him fucking insane and the fact he's gonna lie to himself and to us and say he's happy is ridiculous. All right, Richulo, since being fired Anthony has done nothing but write two books, run a podcast platform for ten years and go back to radio.

He should try harassing hardworking people for a podcast. All right. You paid $9 for that. You're defending Anthony. He didn't write two books. First of all, he never put, he barely put pen to paper. Okay. If you want to get real tight Nicole Johnny Ruseau there are

two bucks they're right there behind me I see that right there like with Jim Norton's like so yes he did it's like saying I read a book well I listened to the audiobook I guess I didn't really read it I whatever we got him look at the gist of it he put out two logs he talked into his notes app he didn't write it and what did opi accomplish in that same time? He successfully moved his car out of the way of the street sweeper and then got his spot back again. That's something Basically what we could surmise of opi's accomplishments at the same time You said this about Patrick Michael before and probably a lot of the locales. Yeah, we

Target opi gets man. He just starts swinging like a little kid. He first goes, you paid nine bucks for that and Opie, Anthony didn't write two books, he just doesn't know what to do. Don't put the chat on, you idiot. Yeah right, the crazy thing about this, the reason why Opie is getting mad is he has to downplay what Anthony's accomplished because he's done nothing. Right! And he's terrible at it.

If Opie had gone on to be successful on Sirius and build this afternoon show that they gave him and maybe parlay that into a podcast and keep that thing rolling, he wouldn't be talking about Anthony's books or compound media and the network that Anthony built and all the shows that he discovered and brought on compound. He wouldn't have to talk about any of that. No, he would be active and he would be happier. Right. The fact that he has to try to downplay what Anthony's done is so disingenuous. It just shows you that he knows that he's insecure about what he's done.

Supposedly, you know, the word got out he was going to make $300,000 a year. I don't know if he start I have no idea who started but you know, we all do. That was a joke. Do it two hours a week on AM radio. I swear to you, I'd be surprised if they're giving him more than $200 a week. Yeah, whatever. It doesn't matter. He's making a lot of money owning a company. He's not worried about that. He wants to get radio again He's open to get syndicated being a ton of markets and talk to a lot of people about politics That's that's the goal and it'll be either Refuses to acknowledge that fact or is so hung up on money because he hasn't made money in so long

That's the only way he can think. I think it's probably the latter. Opie's just like, oh my gosh, why would you take a job unless it pays you X amount of dollars? It's like, well no, no, Opie, there's a longer term idea here of what we're gonna accomplish by doing that. Also, he goes, $300,000, everyone knew that was a job, I didn't know where that came from.

It was one of your chatters and then you repeated it over and over and over again Because Anthony never said that now This next clip right here. We have been documenting Opie is stuttering John Adam Bush keeps pointing this out that aside from the alcoholism. They're the same guy and the wealth They're the same guy and we're to see a perfect example of that here. One that I've never seen Opie do before.

I think I'm muted, but just in case I'm not Anthony, I'm not, oh, I think I'm muted, but just in case I'm not, I'm not unique. You need punctuation dude. Cause it, your comment makes it sound like you're trying to say you're not Anthony. I'll I'll fix it for you. I think I'm muted but just in case I'm not. Kaaba Anthony rules. Whatever makes you sleep better at night brother man brother man but you know let's not let's not over let's not get overly excited by his,

by his two hours a week on AM radio on a Sunday night. Oh my God. Did he blow that one? Of course he blew it. Correcting grammar. And another parallel is they both have terrible fake laughter. Yes. They both laugh at themselves when they're pissed right you can tell that they're actually upset about what they're doing but the fact that he had to go through that just go oh my gosh you don't understand how to write that sentence that's insulting to

me explain it to you let me drag it out further right did you notice there he's controlling the chat right obviously he's putting the comments out of course Yeah, he went from one question about Anthony to skipping past the question about when are you gonna do your bar stream show? Like when are you gonna do something other than sit in your own house? Right to the next clip or the question that had Anthony's name in it He's just skipping past the things that require something of him and jumping to Yeah, this these talking points right and he always starts out by saying I'm not doing this today guys I don't want to talk about Anthony today. Yeah, I've read Chetty bring up. There's other chats in there He has other choices or yeah, so he's made up the chat at all

Yeah, so he's making these choices correct. He could talk about when he's doing this bar stream Nobody this was my point the first clip we played is that he's pretending to take the high road while actively not Taking the high road he wants to have it both ways And it's so obvious and I you know he's going I was making this big deal about this stupid slot and then he has Actually, no we're making a way bigger deal about your cope. I Mean I probably won't hear Anthony show. I don't live in New York I don't know if I'll download the app or not But I'm more excited about Opie's coping with this right after they got this job But it's eating him up inside, but I'm loving it and you know else is enjoying it is our potato friend

What's up, Cardiff? I was not enjoying it. Yeah Yeah, I forgot your friends. It's over here. I love it. It's the best you guys go way back well, you came on just in time because this is where OPI starts talking about me and maybe even you, Cardiff. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. Supposedly another live streamer just won't shut up about me. Oh really? Nothing impressive. It's so funny because like some of these low level live streamers, you know, I would they're doing better than me, but They'll never come close to the success I have and eventually the the little low-level success

They're having in the live streaming world the low level that's gonna go away and then in the end What what did you do? You did nothing? Opie every here the term it's not about the destination. It's about the journey The fact that Oi is still resting on that Quoted that I believe so the fact that he's still resting on the fact that I've made millions of dollars Therefore I'm better than you. Yeah, but we're all enjoying our lives So therefore, you know careful what you wish for right? This is a guy who got everything he ever wanted and he's miserable

Right and this is a guy who got everything he ever wanted and he's miserable It did not work out for him to the point where he's calling out I'm sure that's pointed at me and my being myopic on this one as soon as he says low level I think of the show Low-level live streamers who are doing better than me and I go I think he's talking about me now You're literally broadcasting from a lower level Much lower. Yes 500 plus feet Lower than what he's doing. It does sound like you're saying lol level Yes, he could create a whole new category then he says eventually it'll go away

live-streaming well It's the current thing everyone. What do you mean? It will not yeah? What is he talking about? Yeah, and then eventually you'll go away Why cuz your job went away? I don't feel people shitting so I think I'm gonna be okay for a while works out really well for me All right, yeah, you're hot is it here. He's getting fired up to you all caps Streamer yes It's the fun rock we're having too much fun over here. Oh, this is

Opie giving advice. This is great. And Anthony should have said, you know what? They're thinking of getting me a little involved a little bit here at ABC, but he made it sound like, Oh my God, we need this genius on W A B C. So then it's fan base just chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, ate it all up. Like, oh my God, Anthony's making a huge return to radio. What shift is he going to have? Is he going to bring back the glory days of Opie and Anthony? How much money is he going to make? He did all that. Did he? Nope. He got everyone talking. That's for sure. In OPI's mind, he's like,

he probably shouldn't even have told anyone he got the job. He should have just kept it on the DL and not even announced it. Because there's no in between. What an idiot. Anthony couldn't have announced it more humbly. Yes. But there's no in between for OPI. Anthony never bragged about making a lot of money. He never said that he was taking over on the morning show or he was gonna have a great time slide Just so I got hired by WABC. I'm gonna be on the on the air again in New York City. Yeah All right, so Tim Sabian apparently called Opie the day before this and this is from yesterday apparently called OPI the day before this.

And this is from yesterday, so I guess the day before yesterday. Tim Sabian called up. And Tim had some advice for the Opster. Now Tim Sabian was running the OPI and Anthony show for some time and then he left satellite radio and then he went to Westwood one where he hired opi To do opi radio on for Westwood one the worst hire Tim Savian's ever made it did not work out well for anyone involved But him and Tim are so close and get the number one podcast for a week number two Yes for a week when it first came out and a very busy was like what the fuck is this?

Oh, that was a great episode that was one of the few or opia was actually in his stupid studio talking to a guest It was a cubicle, but this is best they could do for him over there. So Tim's giving him some advice He's like oh, why aren't you? He's like why aren't you in a proper studio? Maybe at a comedy club, talking to all the comedians that are gonna be performing that night or that weekend. And I told Tim, I'm like, you're not wrong, Tim.

But I also feel like I did it, and I'm trying to figure out something new and different for myself. I go, I love doing the get thoughts. I'm trying to develop that a little more into something, but I don't want to be in a studio anymore doing what I did for so many years and and and did it did it well. So it would be a bit of a drop off because I can't. I can't capture that magic again. That was crazy.

Get confident, stupid. So right there, Opie's admitting that he can't actually do a real broadcasting job because it won't go well. We know. But at the same time, he's going, Tim's telling me I should go, and that's an interesting idea,

go to the comedy club, talk to the comics before they go on and maybe watch their set and review it or something on your show, whatever, you do something like that and Opie his thoughts is I'm not gonna change anything. I'm doing now even though nothing is working He's a miserable failure doing that. No, he's so happy See how happy he was He's enjoying himself so much

It's worse than that He said it would be a big drop-off to do something like that from where he's been But right wouldn't it be better than that he said it would be a big drop-off to do something like that from where he's been but right wouldn't Be better than what he's doing now Less of a big drop-off anything Than what he's doing now you guys keep forgetting how happy he is I do cuz I'm not seeing it I think that's what hope he needs is Lucy tight box on his show just reminding everyone how happy he is No, I'll'll pass thank you though

Lucy you've never said no to a podcast That would be my that would be my time low blow to opi i'm sorry open about the backyard boys that day I'm with neil gaiman I wish i just don't want to do it that way. He goes, but you're I swear. Look, clip it. I don't give a crap, but this is exactly what Tim Sabian said. He goes, but you're the best at it. You're the best at it. I go, I know, Tim, but I did it already. You know, if I can figure out, like how to make my windowsill

show a little better or my live at get thoughts a little better, I'd be a happy boy and to make a Windows still show a little better or my live at Get Thoughts a little better. I'd be a happy boy and to make a few extra bucks. Oh, well, that's something you've been talking about. You want your shows to

be better. Do you want to make more money but you don't want to like take good advice that was hysterical though. He goes Tim told me, oh, you're the best at it. I go, I know. Which is it? Do, we do have zero confidence that you can pull

this off. Or do you agree with Tim that you're the best at this, but you just want to continue to do this show. This low level show. This lazy, lazy by the way, I gotta bring this up. We talked about on the show that. Opie had a meeting

with a guy used to work for Anthony and he didn't want to say who it was. And I asked Iraq and he rocks like I know, but I don't want to say who it was and I soda drinker I asked Iraq and he rocks like I know but I don't want to say who it is the guy who it is is Friendly with the show. I've talked to him many times. He still watches. He reached out to me cuz that was me so I know who It was who met with Opie and he actually shared with me the notes that he gave to Opie and the suggestions that he had Which is really interesting cuz he's got Opie unle least started a YouTube channel just for non-talk content Put the long form and short form clips there also stream post to Instagram slash tik-tok

So it seems like he does take advice sometimes from these people who are trying to help about Are there any other ideas in there, so it's not open sports what you're saying Hmm. Are there any other ideas in there? It's not open. He's false. What you're saying? I'm not saying I would take advice from this guy, but he's gonna what he doesn't say walk aimlessly All right, so yeah Tim is the reason why Tim is talking to opi is because I don't know what Tim is up to these days He's been a high-level executive at a number of media companies I think he's just floating around the reason why Tim calls me from time to time, he's trying to get something together and he absolutely wants to bring me on board. But I keep telling him like, Tim,

you throw me in a studio to rot, I'm not going to like you. And if you get this thing you're working on up and running, he's waiting for funding supposedly. It's got to be different. Maybe you could build out the the basement of get thoughts or something make it different and then I'll be interested so Opie's idea is oh you make my show in the basement of the bar like to hang out at more professional looking did like no that's not what we're doing here at all sir just trying to give you advice on like how to do an actual show Is it his problem that at one point his career?

He didn't have to do anything that he's kind of being asked to do now which is assemble a show he had producers he had us people turning on the studio engineers and all that and all he really did is show up and Shoot the shit with people. They had no business shooting the shit with yep, and He's like well. I can't go back to Not doing anything other than just showing up. He's a lazy man another setter in John parallel where he won't do prep He talks about he makes fun of our show format because he says anyone could do that That's easy just pull clips and then respond to the clips He goes it's harder to like have things to talk about and to come on and have opinions about things and then open comes on

Just reads the chat. Mm-hmm. That's the only show for me. I just reading the chat. It's taking calls Right, which is this equivalent of like taking calls like he used to do back in the day, but you know Iraq is here and He'll tell ya, those guys used to do so much prep for the Opie and Anthony show, and they would be there early getting all this stuff together, and Opie would never bother reading any of it,

or going over it. God forbid he'd watch the movie that starred the person who was gonna be the guest on the show that day, so he could have some questions or a conversation with them. It's a lot of asks of Opie at this stage in his career to be like, the only thing that I'll do is let everybody do everything for me,

but also there has to be a couple hundred thousand dollars in it for me. Right. What the fuck are you thinking? Well, here is an example, and I actually, there was a guy who was in our chat who said he used to work for OPI so I said, oh, email me. I'd love to have you on the show or something. He did email me. He doesn't want to come on the show but he told me some details about

working for OPI and the direction OPI was giving him and what he wanted to do and stuff. So I know that OPI has guys who are helping with the channel and put these clips up and stuff. Look at this latest clip. This is what Opie's putting on his channel right now. This is a 16 second clip that he put up as its own video. Oh the fear of being outside that sucks. I obviously have the fear of success. I hate it. You didn't think that was a good one? No, I hate it so much. Well, you're going to love this. The other thing that OP is doing because he is throwing everything at the wall right now. And I love that about him. He's picking the perfect opportunity Sittering John goes away. Hope he goes. I'm gonna put out four times a bunch of content. Great. Thank you

So, of course, he's doing the unleashed. He's doing his tik-tok stuff. He's doing the morning Streams he's doing gabards, but he's also going back and finding old clips with Carl Ruiz and Repurposing those and so this clip just came out on his channel as well. We're at La Cubana, Carl's new restaurant where Carl has been since I saw him 12 hours ago. Why do we have to save stories with this guy? I came in for a rare day in New York City because in the summer I just chill out at a beach that came to La Cubana just like you said but I found him passed out in Boots 78. Yeah so I was in 78. 78 passed out and they were checking his pulse. I'm like oh that's good. Carl's rated podcast. That's how I found him today. Yeah that's what I'm saying. I don't remember his name but dude over there in the white shirt I was like hey I'm mad is Carl around he's like I'll look for him I was like oh if he's busy don't remember his name, but dude over there in the white shirt. I was like, Hey, I'm Matt is, is Carl around. He's like, Oh, look for him. I was like, Oh, if he's busy, don't worry about all the good. He goes, we have different definitions of busy.

He leads me to sleep on the couch. He's like, Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Your friend, Matt's here. And what does it say about us, Matt, that we both love this guy? We have, me and you had the issues, not him. Oh, my god. What I find odd about this clip is how unnoteworthy it is,

first and foremost. But also, Carl Ruiz, not long after this, died in his sleep. He was an unhealthy guy. He was like 42 years old. And he just didn't wake up, is odd and he opi puts out I'm sure carl had a very good sense of humor I'm sure he wouldn't give a shit But opi puts out a video of like oh my gosh this guy is always here

And he's passed out at work to check his pulse check his book. Can you believe in that crazy? Just he's always just like I don't know he's wasted or what's going on, but he's passed out the booth Huh? Because opi doesn't know what a hard worker is He's wasted or what's going on, but he's passed out the booth huh Because opi doesn't know what a hard worker is That's a good point yes So yeah, that's the latest from our friend opi still coping. I don't like taking on Carl's Do you like picking on girls? I said you don't like him picking on Carl's car. He's the good guy He was the other Carl stinks. I understand. I understand your point of view as well good my friend

All right, I want to get back into stuttering John stand up. That was recently recorded I Was looking for Really quickly. I love you all are you out? Yeah, I'm out. Sorry. I have fun In this once a week a Leon YouTube and murder game podcast the murder game podcast on YouTube and Twitter Come do that. All right. Bye. Thank you. Bye Lucy. Thanks for being a stuttering John that much. It's actually you We've had long conversations about her dislike for you, Cardiff Alright come back. You already chased her away. It doesn't matter now. So I was looking for an image

of Stuttering John doing standup for a thumbnail that I had to create, and I saw this website. And I went, ah, that's what I'm looking for right there. That's old. It is. It's from 2016.

And there he is doing his famous squeegee bit and what I loved about this I read the article because This is him in Vegas at a place called adrenaline and adrenaline is like a sports bar and grill I guess they were trying to do comedy So this person did a write-up on John at adrenaline for adrenaline This is you know he's trying to like promote it and get it going. So let's see what he thought about, uh, centering John. There's five takeaways. His number one, John Melendez rose to fame as an intern with a speech impediment

on the Howard Stern show on his twenties. Now 50, the man best known as centering John is still getting the most mileage out of his stage show with old stern stories. Ha ha! I just, the way that word is not to, I don't think, rip on John, but it does. Which is great. Number two. Perhaps his best stern story during his July 8 show at Adrenaline was an encounter with Joan Rivers in which Melendez tried to catch the legendary jokester off guard during an interview by asking, Do you think ugly people should be allowed to have children?

Rivers replied instantly, No,, I told your parents that. And I'm going to play you in John Standup, Joan Rivers' joke that she thought about the cup gets the biggest pop of anything John's ever written to the point where it's number two in this write up. That was the joke this guy remembered. Joan Rivers. Hilarious. Number three, on the arc of his varied entertainment jobs Which later saw him become the announcer for Jay Donah's tonight show? Moana stated I went from the Stern shows to the night show and now I'm at the adrenaline bar and grill

And this is the highlight of my career Had to use that at the Boca. Yep, he uses that everywhere But I like that this guy saw this is like hey guys, we're doing pretty good over here at adrenaline He says it's better than being on the Tonight Show Number four the man known for a stutter told the possibly true story of how he got it a gruesome tale About getting his penis caught in a zipper with the only possible escape being his mother Icing his junk down and then unzipping his unit from his pants So this is the joke he tells that we've played on this show

that is just a blatant ripoff of what's the movie? Something about Mary. Something about Mary. He just takes that scene from something about Mary and makes it when he was 21 and his mom had to do it. His franks and his beans. Right, yes. You get the franks over your beans, right.

Other way around I guess. Uh, and then number five, adrenaline has gathered momentum as a hotbed of comedy in the suburbs. There have been nights where there was basically nobody in the audience and nights like this with a full house, but through it all, the owners and organizers continue to give local comics a great place to work out and comedy fans, a chance to see some talent play for free and every now and again, a big name headliner comes through to keep everyone on their toes Not last night. This is a big cat for adrenaline to get stuttering John

Melendez I thought they were talking about talent playing for free Yeah, I was wondering when a Nick a big headliner was gonna show up John was on his toes trying to look taller It's very positive But think 2016 he was still and if you had you wouldn't have had you wouldn't have heard of stuttering John in a few years Mm-hmm, and you're You know on adrenaline Facebook page Oh stuttering John cool For sure, but now now with the the devil verse things have changed things have quite a bit

So we left off at the 10-minute mark of his set. It's about a 45 minute long set so I picked up where we left off last time and John's a little flustered. He wants to do his uber joke, but it takes him a long way to get there You know, I haven't been doing this in a while. I took a little break But it takes him a long way to get there. Oh, you guys are not from Florida? We are. Where are you from? New York. Me too! Yeah! Nueva York! Yeah!

Nueva York! I know that. This is amazing. You know, I was on the Howard Stern Show and the Tonight Show. But to give you an idea how bad my career was going, the other day I was in an Uber. So that punchline starts 45 seconds into that setup. You guys all from, I was in Vegas, you guys all from Florida? No, you're not.

Yeah, you didn't know that. A lot of people in Florida aren't from Florida Where where was he going if they all said yay, Florida? What was the Florida bit that he had right? What did that even mean cuz he was talking about Vegas right and then he does the uber joke and then he pivots back to Vegas and This joke right here the setup for it for the punchline is retarded But yeah, I mean I've done some crazy guys. I was in Las Vegas, get so hot, I was headlining the Harrah's improv.

I was outside, it was 110 degrees, and the water in the pool was hotter than the air outside. I had to pee in it just to cool it off all of that Harrah's headlining all of that was just to be like the water is so hot in Vegas I had a pee in it to cool it off that was what that whole setup was for and also I do want to point out I know a couple things about Vegas if you're headlining and it's 110 degrees out, it is not the busy season. You have been brought in during the slow season

for Las Vegas. That's not what now a lot of the tourists want to go to Sin City. Is that at least a new joke? No. Well, the reason why I know it's not is because he obviously wrote it when he was headlining at Harris.

No, I know, but it's not something he's obviously wrote it when he was headlining at Harris. No, I know, but it's not something he's used a million times. That's true. This is him pulling something out of the notebook. Yes, that's true. That he was noodling on 10 years ago. Cardiff, this entire little Vegas set is, I'm not familiar with this part right here. And this is the best.

This is the best. This is a true story. I'm sitting there at the freaking, you know, on one side of the pool and I see this guy. He's got the fucking tattoos. He's got the muscles. He's got the girls all around. This guy can handle the world.

Then he goes to jump into the water. I can't do nothing. He goes like this. He's got his nose. I can't do that. He goes like this. He's pulling his nose. What the fuck is that? Handle the world. You can't even handle some fucking water up your nose. Wanna borrow my kids' Swimmies? Alright, so, Cardiff, to your point, have you heard that joke before? No.

Oh, I haven't either. But I know it's old for two reasons. One, of course, my swimmy's swimmy's yes He is a child in his 30s Youngest is in Harvard It's so old that when he wrote that the other reason I know that's old so and it's not funny obviously I think I plugged his nose when he jumped in I don't like it getting water at my nose either I don't whatever you can't jump into pools anymore. They don't have pools and hotels that are deeper than three and a half feet So this is going back a long ways if that's even a possibility

Well again, I think he's I think he's alluding to the fact this big muscle-bound tattoo guy is gay So you have to rewrite the joke a little bit. I'm gay anymore. Right. Let's see how I workshop this. Yeah, that was so bizarre to me. I'm like, is that you really a thing to witness and then talk about in your standup routine? A guy plugged his nose when he jumped into the pool. And there was a lot of preamble as if he was closing with that. Like, now this is the best. Yeah, true story. Brace yourselves. This is a true story. Nose when he jumped into the pool and there was a lot of preambles if he was closing with that like now This is the best. Yeah, two stories. This is a true story. This really happened. There's this guy just thought I was attracted My swim trunks got real tight Okay, we get it then he goes out and talks about

bathroom attendance Because the thing I know about Vegas all the bathroom attendance I heard them talk about this on uncle Rico because they were breaking down his set from the night before which is obviously very similar I've been to a lot of casinos Bathroom attendance are not a thing in casinos because there's so many fucking bathrooms all over the place. It would be ridiculous Maybe a high roller room high-rula Restaurant not where John's going. He wouldn't see bad. It doesn't matter He's got a bathroom attendant joke and it's basically the same as the joke from his movie one too many

Hope you're not triggered by that Cardiff When he was in the bathroom, do you want a guy in there hearing? And fucking hearing everything you do on the nail listen like You know hearing everything that's Free play that again. Do you want a guy in there? Who's hearing everything and hearing everything and listening and hearing? That's a weird list of things. It's happening. Do you want a guy in there? hearing And fucking here and everything you doing in there, listen. Like, you know, hearing everything that's going on in there.

With his ears. You're doing them on composure on a tip. Then you get to the sink and the guy offers you a fucking piece of candy. I'm like with my stench waffling in there. I'm in no freaking mood for dessert He's off me a breathman. How about an ass mint? I was asked myself what does this guy do on bring your fucking kid to work day This is an old pic. Poor kid shows up to show and tell with a roll of toilet paper and a plunger This is Jack.

And the audience is just so generous. Roll a toilet paper in a plunger. And the audience is just so generous. Such a generous audience. Yeah, that's old. That's really old. What did he do on bring your kid to work day? What about an ass mint? Just shut up your ass, John. The struggle to find another of the five senses. Snelling is right there, but he He's like did I say hearing yet?

Yeah, there's other things Can we talking about I think it was Zen who pointed out the joke would be the guy wants a tip I did all the work Anyway, John's an idiot And ladies let me ask you a question. Why is it? Because when I I've been into ladies bathrooms to do coke. I mean, why is it that ladies bathrooms are clean? They smell like roses. You go into a guy's bathroom, it looks like a big brown shit bomb went off after you went. bomb went off everywhere. It's disgusting. I swear to Christ, one time I was in a guy's bedroom and a guy left a piece of shit on the underside of the toilet lid. And to this day, I still can't figure out how the fuck I got it there.

Ah, who didn't see that one coming on? It is. I got it there. Ah who didn't see that one coming on? There's that misdirection and I said they kept calling me stutter face I said mom Yeah, he didn't say it. I would have I know it's the same fucking formula for the shit, but he goes You know you go into a men's room. It looks like a brown shit bomb went off If you're talking about a port of John on maybe that would make some kind of sense What's he talking about? Well? He's used to red everywhere Good point a brown shit bomb went off

Is that the place of the bathroom attendant to because It's I think not I guess not to two unrelated stories. Okay good John has lived a very charmed life But yeah, oh I discovered something about the skull thing I realized Typically in your comic if you want to take a sip of a drink you have to wait for a laugh break Seriously, yeah, you got to hit him with a good punch line Then you get a second to collect yourself take a sip John is working knows he's not gonna get that I know he's turned to a thing It's like and I yell skull you all yell skull and then I can drink my beer and it's not so awkward

What a professional. But yeah, yeah, it's I've had a fun life. Great life. You know, I have three kids. Each kid was conceived in a different state. Drunkenness. Stoned. And the third, the worst state of all

New Jersey We've analyzed this joke before the whole New Jersey thing was done by Joe Piscopo in the early 80s Like we're still going there John. It no, I don't know about New Jersey. That's a punchline. But also- Jog handle jokes. Oh, that's coming up. Oh, okay. But also he goes, you know, in different states and then he goes stoned. The state of stoned.

It doesn't even grammatically make sense. i understand the concept of it but he could have worded that in a way that would actually be cation right yeah that's the state of intoxication the state of what i fucking retard so then he's talking about bariatric surgery and all these celebrities trust me i'm cutting a lot of the stuff that we've heard a million times out a lot of the celebrities have slimmed down, but their heads are still big. Wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah. Bariatric surgery. Yeah. That's the hot trend for people losing a whole ton of weight right now. Right. He couldn't update anything. There's so many opportunities to do it at least make it a little bit

Well coming up he's gonna bring up Kanye And you'd think that there'd be at least five or six things he could have written in the last few months when he said He's always been doing is writing jokes for his one-man show. It's like all right. We got a has updated yay stuff, right? The bodies are skinny, but their heads are so fucking gigantic To look like freaking pest dispensers. Fucking hell. But yeah, anyway, I was married freaking 13 years, which was like 127 in Kardashian I Left all that in just cuz I love the transition fucking hell, but yeah anyway

Again Kardashian divorces aren't hot top right now. No not even close. What was the last time that happened? I don't even know Probably yay, I guess close. When was the last time that happened? I don't even know. Probably Yay, I guess. But yeah, so speaking of Kim and Yay, he's got a great joke for that. And then Kim, she had that giant ass, but it ain't about Kanye. I'm sorry, I'm a Swiftie. So he's bringing up He's bringing up so Taylor Swift has also done a lot of things since this incident that he's referring to when Kanye got up while she was getting the award for best video or whatever

Night, I think something like that. Yeah, it's ridiculous. So he's going while I'm a Swifty That's why I don't like Connie and it's just like well Connie and Kim haven't been a thing for a very long time and Kanye versus Taylor Swift. What are we fucking talking about so much has happened to both of their careers since then there's so much Black people right right he might as well be talking about Katrina While he's doing this and then he goes into his whole bit about stupid names the celebrities named their kids this one tell me if you can this is a head scratcher as far as what this means by Kim and Kanye within in the kid North West North West what the fuck is that? All I know is this kid better know how to take the fucking direction. That doesn't make sense. All I know is this kid better know how to take direction.

Yeah. I mean, Northwest is a direction. Right, that was the answer when you asked the question. What is that? It's a direction. It is a direction. The kid better that? It's a direction. It is a direction The kid better be able to take a direction Huh? Stupid kind of is selling Swastika t-shirts John you can't update your act with anything You can't you have anything new that you could add to there's nothing I could do with that

He said he loves Hitler on Alex Jones's show Come on It's maddening and to think that there's people this audience, and I'm you know we talked to the guy who Bokeh Dave who was there and filmed it And I think that a lot of the laughter is people who are just like mesmerized by what a drunken Awful buffoon this guy is I think I'd be laughing at this too. Oh, yeah, that's what we do I'd be laughing at this too. Oh, yeah, that's what we do If I was there live are you gonna go to Cleveland, Karen if or not Cleveland, but where he's playing in Nile, Ohio

I'm tentative I'm actually thinking more about going to the Chiller Theatre. Oh You know who's going to that is Michael Gavin Ali Okay, never mind, and I told Michael that he is welcome on this show afterwards to report back to us He's gonna take some I think Lucy's gonna say nobody he was Lucy is going correspondent tight backs She said she's going did she tell me this I guess yes Did you remember it probably not I might go to Niles. Okay. I might get a crew there. What the fuck is Kanye? Doesn't it sound like Pig Latin like Hick Bay? Up yeh, Kanye.

His examples of Pig Latin are not even Pig Latin. I know. What the fuck was that? Let's listen to that again. That is really bad. Doesn't it sound like Pig Latin like H, Pig Bay, Up-Ye, Kanye. He said, Bic and Yup. I don't think he knows what Pig Latin is. What's your point? He gets it. Bic, Yup, Kanye.

Are you guys ready for the oldest reference possible? Yes. They named the kid Archie. What was all right, here's a trivia question for you guys. When was the first time Jughead appeared in an Archie comic? What was the year? This is the joke that John just made. 58

47 December of 1941 Several 41 was the world was introduced a jughead That's John's joke So then we get to the part where John goes through and tells you all the questions He's asked celebrities that either Jackie or Fred wrote, but now he uses that in his act. Can't stop himself. Going back to that article I read to you,

where it's like he's still like the biggest thing of his standup set is talking about working for the Howard Stern Show. And I love this because a guy in the audience ruins it for him, but it doesn't stop John. Of course not. Scowler! Scowler! He's training up, he's getting the audience trained, it's good. But it doesn't stop John. Of course not. Schola! Schola! Schola!

Schola! He's training up. He's getting the audience trained. It's good. So I was starring John on the Howard Stern show, if any of you were there. Thank you. And I love being there, but for anybody who knows, I was pretty much a professional asshole. I mean, I asked celebrities the crazy questions.

You know that, sir? And now he's an amateur asshole. That sucks. He can be an asshole in the Olympics now. Yes, qualifies. I mean, I asked celebrities the crazy questions. You know that, sir? I didn't think you did.

What's that? so John goes hey guys Gonna now tell that no I asked the Dalai Lama and people go go up to and say hello, Dalai Yeah, see thank you right so skip that one you got a bunch of examples They got yelled that one out skip it his OCD won't allow him to is that what it is or does he have zero? Instincts for how comedy works. I got a fill 50 minutes. Yes We all scoff eight more times. He starts singing hello, darling All right, this is The last joke I'm gonna play for us in this segment This is another 10 minutes or so of John set and again

This is the biggest pop of the entire set I said Joe Do you think ugly people should be allowed to have children? She said no. And I told your mother that she was a genius. But I do stutter. Okay, so you could tell the difference between the laughter in the room with Joan Rivers line versus everything else Yes, that actually got people Enjoying a show for a minute there He's also been building. Oh, sorry now. I was just gonna say she was a genius as opposed to what I am right

She's stealing full as you would have written 45 minutes for him He's also been training this audience for now 20 minutes to hate it so Look at Joan snaps back at him. It's funny. It's a good point Alright, we got a game to play you know it's no different than you know police officer running to the scene of a crime or a Firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do Cardiff is Graciously created a game for us. Two minutes with Tom Myers. It's time for everyone's favorite new new game show.

Two minutes with Tom. Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to fumble a joke? But you should be very proud of me because I actually have made a lot of financial contributions to several organizations which provide financial assistance to single moms. Well, let me rephrase that. I go to a lot of strip clubs. I was at this one strip club.

I saw the Marquise sign out front. It said, tonight, amateur and high school dropout night. So purely out of curiosity, I decide to walk in. Sure enough, I'm not in there more than two minutes. This one girl comes up to me and goes, Hey there, sugar, you want to lap dance? I go, yeah, sure. Alright, let me go put my baby down first.

Aww. Hey, that is called responsible parenting, alright? Guys, you know this, it's bad enough seeing the stretch marks right there without having the fucking kids screaming in the background, alright? It's like, can I have my five bucks back please lady, thank you. Tell you a real experience I had, I went to a strip club in Alabama, woo, you see some folks down there, let me tell you. I was in a strip club, I was seated next to this one guy, while the girl was dancing on

stage he was going, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee What did Tom say next? Here are your choices. Number one, there's my daughter and my cousin. B. I taught her that. Next, I love you mama. Two minutes with Tom. Oh boy. All of these are possible. Cardiff is starting to write in the voice figure him out. I think you figured him out here It could be any of these I'm gonna go with four my sister looks so pretty in her wedding dress because it's so nonsensical It just seems like something that he would do trucker Andy

hmm Trying to think of the worst I I'm gonna go with one not to belabor this all right. There's my daughter. I went next my cousin. You're going next I can't wait to see yeah The banjo soul definitely intrigued me because it does he goes with that except delivers a lot. He brings it up a lot All right, let's find out He was going, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee There was only one girl up there. Congrats Andy.

You drive through Alabama, you see a lot of interesting signs. I drove through, I saw salt sign one time that said, welcome to the scumbia Alabama, birthplace of Helen Keller. Wouldn't you know it, there was nothing to see there. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you can find the bomb playing two minutes with Tom Brought to you by hackamania.com promo code come Hackamania is happening this May 9th to 11th in Las Vegas, Nevada. Go to hackamania.com

Right now and get your tickets using promo code come to save 10% Remember ladies and gentlemen hackamania.com if you use any promo code other than come you paid too much It's not true Right very good cardiff and he's our big winner Tom say next Tom say next? Oh, what the fuck? Here are your choices. Vinny. Round two. This is the second time this has happened on Cardiff's videos. Are you doing this on purpose now?

It's a hidden track. Yeah. It sure is. All right, well congratulations, Andy. Yes. On your big victory. Good game, Cardiff. Cheap.

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They are so good, it's criminal. Why would you apologize for that? So yeah, that was great and we're gonna be giving away Tickets to table house on all apologies nice I would ask people to go follow the Instagram account so you can see how to Throw your hat in the ring get your name in the Bucket for free tickets probably for hack-a-mania, too. I think we're doing some giveaway things over there. Is that sanction is Patrick Melton allowing you to do this Wow, very generous my money the way I want to spend it Carl very generous of you all the

Yeah, all about you spot guest calm when I buy tickets I will use promo code come for all of your links and of course Cardiff has got devil verse TV are these URLs are gonna get confusing because we got devil con dot live devil verse TV You'll find out smart people out there. You're on dot com slash card of electric takes you where you want to go Carl Kurt have you been doing fantastic? Chad zoom mock content lately Chad is getting his roadcaster back back on Wednesday. Excited about that. Yes, he's got an exact delivery date for his road caster. We've been digging in.

We've been digging into it. And I figured out why Chad might have broke his road caster. Oh, because he showed us the the email. Because again, when Chad has proof of something, he can't show you. If there was a doorbell camera footage of cops at his door, he would have to show us. Yes. He would need to, but he showed us his return thing for his road caster and he bought the cheap road caster duo, which is just a cheap piece of plastic made by the road corporations, not a robust road caster that a professional podcaster uses. Carl. I see. So when he threw it across the room because his show got canceled and AC, that's why it broke so easily. Yeah, it was easily just falls apart. A real roadcast. You could

throw it a little. It'll be okay. I've covered this on WTS and this little piggy, but I'll bring it up one more time because it's, it's worth it. Chad claimed he cut his show store short on Thursday and then went on Instagram and claimed that five cops came to his house because they were told that there were guns and drugs in his apartment and Cardiff did a little sleuthing. Not a single police was dispatched to Chad's street, even a five-mile radius on that afternoon check Chad can't stop lying about everything and he even said on Friday He was watching a show. I wanted to see what his explanation was for this thing He goes obviously I'm not lying or I would have made up a more interesting story. Yeah

Just not creative. That's all it's that's what it comes down to No, no cop you wouldn't send five cops to a guy's apartment because someone said that they had guns and drugs We talked about this on this little piggy with Patrick. I was like no there has to be like someone in trouble Like unless you have a search warrant. What are you gonna do about guns which are legal and drugs? It's Florida has guns But if the call like even when you swat someone it's like oh this guy's gonna kill his wife or there's children in there In some kind of danger like that's I'm not trying to give people ideas by the way. That's how you normally get the police. What do you have to do? No, no, no, no, no. That's how you get the police actually do something. Jen

makes up this fucking ridiculous story. It's obviously fake. And it was all the, you know, this happens all the time. They're pretty minor, but I don't bring it up so I don't encourage it but the big one that happens I'm gonna run right to MLC yes finally get back on MLC and try and get some some sympathy he's incredible so I love what you're doing covering Chad what's the name of your show again idiot autopsy idiot you know only cover Chad right we did a members only this week where we happen to come cover Chad we don't always cover Chad right we did a members only this week where we happen to come cover Chad. We don't always cover Chad We're always looking for new idiots, but this Thursday on idiot autopsy. I think we're gonna cover Chad I'll be there for a buddy looking forward to it. Thanks for coming on

Please join us again next time. It might be the episode where we find out once and for all who are these podcasts sleep well everybody Of morning radio. And now the show is over now. Mmm, okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Internet News with Lucy Titebox. From Spotify, Yabya Boilaniko pines. Carl is a JDI and Adam is a shoelie. Lance Riffs. This episode makes me look so young for my beverage.

Red Scoper suggests. You should have gotten cornediff on for the OP segment. From Reddit, MLG123 asks, Is Patrick Michael material boring to anyone else? Eric Foster counters with, I get a chuckle out of his music duet clips. He's so terrible yet so confident. We haven't heard those in a couple years, though.

The rest is terrible. Fartenheimer chimes in, I enjoy it. I think I'm fascinated by his ignorance and incompetence. But, I don't know. Baloney cannon shoe horns. I just want the Lisa Boswell material to never dry up. The Fasting Showman notes,

He's quite fun to loathe. He's a parasite on society who is somehow entitled. Solipsistic Vanity. HotBuy8686 reports, WATP had on Ben Sixsmith, the writer of the UK article Shredding Low Cow Stuttering John. LandBased43, I thought it was a great get and I enjoyed his analysis. He was like the British Adam Bush.

With every article and mainstream mention, the dabbleverse spreads its insidious web. One day the entire world will know of John's buffoonery. Fudgical fantasizes. How great would it be if this began to spread to a wider media world? Rogan, send Ben the link. Fred214er writes, Carl is the ultimate troll. But Jsnappa reminds us,

trolls hide in the shadows. Carl lives in the sunlight. He's not a troll, he's a god. Industry puzzle dads. I would lean on the side of John attacking Carl's wife, family, brother, band, guitar playing, trying to get Vinny to turn on him, attacking producer Chris, etc. Just showing what an absolute loser, deadbeat father, and failure he is. Michael POPbuck, the drunk buffoon is going across the pond. And from YouTube, 1311lucky confesses, I'm going to be honest with myself. I don't want Opie to get better.

The crazier he gets, the more entertained I am. Jackpot's after dark. Opie putting up the comments in the chat is the equivalent of him going to the phones on ONA. He has nothing. never has had anything. Terrible pals, he observes. Opie's CDS, Cumi Adrangement Syndrome, is eating him alive, and he's unraveling before our very eyes.

Paul Fix offers up free material for stuttering John's act. I went for a colonoscopy, and the doctor came up with a mouthful of blood. Filler1 points out, Adam has court mediator at the end of his rope kind of vibes. Ed Priolo gets us thinking, has anyone ever seen John's Rider? I wonder what demands he has for the green room.

Robert Smithers is despondent. The fact that I hear laughter from the audience makes me weep for humanity. And JS Music and Drums plays us out with, Dice Clay is Rolling in His Grave. Well done as always. Thank you to the internet news segment producers. Wherever they may be. Producer Chris. Let's hit some voicemails and get out of here.

Hey Carl, with those jacked up fucking teeth and that giant beak you got under those glasses, how, how the fuck are you able to deep throat all of Adam Bush's cock? That's definitely impressive, bro. All ditty all day. Okay Don't think that was complimentary Something was said about something not good about how good you suck Something was said about something not good about how good you suck There's this big controversy if you watch steeltoe they have the morning show and they have the evening show and The viewers are an epic battle against each other

Carl deluxe this rivalry between the morning People for the Aaron em Holt show and the evening people is fucking heating up, man. Oh, I hate these morning people. Fuck them. Some people get really into it too, it's crazy. You gotta pick a side though, gotta pick a side. I think Boner Guy is mad at me. Go Chiefs, fuck you, Carl. What? That fucking OP coverage in the last episode was utterly interminable.

I know in the past I've been quick to bandy around terms such as imbecilic cretin, but he really is a despicable bastard. Those noises he makes always just go on for just that fucking bit too long. I'm seriously losing tooth enamel here You'll be getting the bill for my fucking dentist But at least we got to watch the lovely Lucy type box in your place on the latest creep off calm Which is why I want everyone to vote for Lucy at the creep off calm there He really is pissed Jesus Christ, all right, man, sorry

Must up. I should have said congrats to Lucy for just a wonderful job in the creep off in my absence But now I won't Gary and San Diego. Hey Carl Well, we had a listening party yesterday to hear stuttering John's black folk a box set yesterday to hear Stuttering John's black folk-a-box set. And we were expecting some fresh new material.

Sure. He's been working on that stuff for three or four years now. Five new jokes every day. But instead, we got the same verbal shoeshine that he's been putting out for the last three or four years. Same crap. Regurgitated cud. Basically, that's what it is. He should be ashamed of himself charging his fans for that, those jokes. It's terrible. how many times you've heard. I've been married 13 years three good ones a lot huh John give it up

Anyway, I don't know what he's gonna do, but he's got nowhere to go with that crap act you agree rock and roll No, I think it's marketable. He's gonna do very well with it, what do you think? What do you think? I think It's too bad that listing party. We're all disappointed by it though. That's a bummer Hey, I like to dress up like a puppy Adam Bush But that's pretty sexy to me Glad you agree with my lifestyle

Also Carl, you're not gay. Fucking pick a lane, bro. I'm gay, I'm not gay. Fucking what is it? What is it going to be? You don't like to suck, you don't like a man's mouth on your cock? Because you like your mouth on a man's cock. Maybe a girl cock.

All right. Fuck off, I'm out of here send me a fax bye all right make some good points am I confusing people with bisexuality stop teasing the fans Just getting around to listening to 601, I know you're probably about to record for today, but I just wanted to chime in with Armie Hammer in his hunting segment. That is something that I've heard. I am an avid hunter down in Texas.

I mean, I can't speak for everybody else, but I know multiple people that have done that Referring to army ever saying they took a bite out of the deer's heart. Yeah Which seems unhealthy right? That's more of like a movie trope way when they're featuring Like Native Americans or something Okay, like honoring the kill or some Like Native Americans or something Okay, like honoring the kill or something

I mean, I've heard of it. I wouldn't do it. No, it's crazy I Have never done it because I'm not a fucking psycho But I know a lot of people That have done it that it's completely normal their dads and they're like whatever, you know it's like a fuck with like a teenager, is kind of the way that I understood it, and then it's like, oh, that became like a thing, you know? Like the teenager just accepts the weird shit

their parents, their dad and his drunken buddies do at the hunting cabin, because they're like, hey, do it, do it, do it. But I don't know when Armie Hammer did it, but if you really grown adult Kind of fucking weird, but just saying I have heard of it. I do know people that have done that In his defense slightly not defending all the like we're women shit even though they deserve it who knows And it's strong he called back a couple of times here's a one for producer Chris

Call a friend I just want to say like Drops the producer Chris, you know, I'm a long-time Listener not a really big contributor. You're welcome I'm a listener, not a really big contributor, you're welcome. But I remember when Chris first joined the show and first started talking and I was a little reticent of him. I was a little combative. I know I called in motherfucking him and he was like, whoa, too loud man. But after being parasocial the last few years, he really he's really grown up like create a warm spot in my heart, you know, I love his little quips his fingers

My if y'all's Respect in my eyes. It's like almost had an inverse relationship Where yours has decreased increases has increased dramatically And Chris has increased dramatically. Jesus. He is on a long drive. Yeah, I just wanted to give producer Chris his due after 601 episodes. 600 is kind of too even. But yeah, you know, like producer Chris, he's a real one.

He's an OG. Call me back. My number is 281. He is an OG. You have to put me down. You can give Chris props without putting me back. My number is... 2-8-1. He is an OG. You have to put me down. You can give Chris props without putting me down. Jesus Christ. It's not all just, uh, abuse from my drunken father and his buddies. It's, uh, love for producer Chris.

Jesus. Fucking ridiculous. I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. I gotta go good Jesus I gotta go. I'm getting stupid. Good. Bye guys. I don't know who gives a shit. Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here. I gotta go, bye. I gotta go. I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Okay, bye.

Let's go already!