Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep603 - CPS Visits Ethan Klein, Anthony v. Opie, Stuttering John, Howard Stern

Episode Date: March 13, 2025

We start things off by showing that Steel Toe’s Aaron Imholte accused his enemy (Patrick Melton) of doing something lame (dressing up his dog) only to be proven wrong, and his response is to double down and continue to gaslight his audience. He doesn’t seem to care about credibility at all. Then we analyze Ethan Klein’s potential drug problem and can’t help but notice his battle against the internet is not going well. Adam Busch joins the show to discuss the potential hazards of injecting yourself into the conflict in the Middle East. Turns out a lot of people are passionate about that. The guys on Pro Wrestle Clips talked about us. Financial Audit with Caleb Hammer had a closeted Mormon on with a credit card full of OnlyFans charges. A couple of guys who hung out all night with Stuttering John after his comedy show call in and tell us all about getting a ride from John to the bar and buying him beers all night. We also find out how cheap John’s dad was. A guy on the Howard Stern Show mentioned his script?? Oops! Opie decides not to listen to Anthony’s radio show but continue to talk about it all week anyway. Anthony’s show gets syndication after the first episode and Opie doesn’t know how to react. Finally, Annie joins us for another round 2 Minutes with Tom Myers, a lack of reviews, and your voicemails. Annie’s website – https://www.insanneity.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Season 2 of the Tapes! Watch Dabble House April 11-12 – https://dabblecon.live/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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He was very funny and very good if he stayed I bet he would have had a great career Mitch Fetel was yelling stuff It Norman Lear and it was all the shit that John does that he takes credit for and acts like he invented When he wasn't even the first intern on the Howard Stern show in the late 80s to do it It's not his fault his fourth grade teacher In the late 80s to do it. It's not his fault his fourth grade teacher Guys Hackamania is coming up May 9th through 11th. We'll be there doing a live podcast, but there's gonna be so much going on It's gonna be such a great time. You're gonna want to get to Vegas May 9th through on hackamania.com Tons of live podcast after Steve's gonna be there. What else you need to know?

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deal has already gotten better and Opie doesn't know what to do about it because Opie's whole angle was who cares it's Sunday night one a.m. station so he doesn't know what to do now. We do have another round of two minutes with Tom Myers. Cardiff got it in just in the nick of time. Just made the deadline for him. I'm due, I'm due. Yes, but first, let's check in on Aaron Imholte

and his obvious gaslighting of his audience. This is so blatant that I felt I needed to point it out. Please, please, please guys, Streamlabs, PayPal, Super Chats, Rumble Rants, Venmo, maybe, you know what? Maybe we don't deserve it. I'm gonna start off by playing a couple clips from the most recent episode of This Little Piggy. If you're unaware, This Little Pig piggy is a show that I do with the

guys on Fridays at 4pm Eastern on this channel, the Who Are These Podcasts YouTube channel. I put the audio versions out for anyone who's on our Patreon who still listens to their shows on their podcast app. You can always get the RSS from Patreon and just fill that up and all the new episodes just show up right there on your phone. But this episode, it was just me and Patrick Melton, Tukey and Moody couldn't make it, and there was a big hullabaloo over the fact that someone sent Aaron a photo of Patrick Melton's dog dressed up like a martini.

And Aaron went nuts about this. He's like, holy shit. This is the smoking gun. Gotcha. This proves what a loser Patrick Melton is. No one's going to like him anymore after he sees this. So this is us watching that. And you're going to see us responding to that a little bit here. Someone sent him that picture and told him it's my dog. But I don't know that strangers dogs, which one is it? Is it not your dog or is it your dog? And you dressed it up and you got them. Someone says, show all the pictures. Well, wait a minute. If

that's not his dog, then who's that? Okay. So that is your dog. That's my dog. I don't see a costume. This is, I think he's mashed up concepts in his own head. Yes. Like the problem with this photo is it's just me and my dog. Where's the costume? Okay. No, no, he's getting there. He's getting there. Hold on. I'm saying I don't have a dog. Okay. Well, hold on. He's getting there. Let's see. Wait a minute. I thought it wasn't his dog. Wait a minute. So now he's changed the entire argument that you're saying you don't own a dog. And he's like, Oh, gotcha. Okay. Nope. He's talked about his dog a lot. We know it's his dog. Okay. He didn't show this one. Wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Did he show,

uh, wait a minute. If that's not his dog, why is he with them again at a puppy playdate in the park? Okay. So he's showing a couple of photos of dogs, but really where it all culminates is with this clip. And then of course, look at the, look at the costume Patrick put on. He dresses him up and then there's the dude. That's embarrassing. Go back, go back to that. Yeah. You know me. I don't want it up for long. Oh my gosh. So he said he's in all the photos. Now I always saw the one. I want to comment on this costume real quick. Go ahead. creative. Oh I'm not against it. You know the the dog has one of those cones So it can't lick itself probably recovering from something and they shove the olives in there make it look like it's a

Martini ran to its head. Yeah, I hadn't seen it. I had only heard it and I thought he like dressed him up in a costume I didn't realize it was just a medical cone. It'll stick in the back. Like it's nothing. The dog doesn't even know what's happening. Yeah. It's not even full of gin. Even if the person pointing this out wasn't about to be on trial for a sex crime, this would not be news. Well, it's even less than not news as you're going to find out. Now in the only one where a dog is dressed up. And again, a reverse

Google image search. We'll bring that up to a, yeah, just Google Martini dog. My dog was born in December of 2020. Guys, you will see posts. This is why Aaron is such a moron because he wouldn't do this work. This is how easy this is I did a reverse Google search on this dog to find that this dog is on Pinterest and doggy grub and Facebook and Pinterest a bunch more and these are going back some nine years ago. This is this dog is dead This dog in this phone right here has moved on to doggy heaven. This was nine years ago this phone right here has moved on to donkey heaven. This was nine years ago. Okay. So right there, this, we showed the photo that Aaron showed and he said, Oh my gosh, this is proof that he dresses his dog up. And so that we went on that Friday, it was Friday

morning. He showed that Friday afternoon. We go on and we go, here's a reverse image shirt search that proves this is obviously not Patrick's dog. So you would think that Aaron would just ignore it, move on, act like he got a W from it. No, on Sunday's Members Only show, he brings this up again. And this is what I can't understand this man's mentality. I don't know people like this. See, this is why I don't know why Patrick Meltzer and his fans are coping about the dressing up the dog thing.

You're just a lonely, morbidly obese man. That's a little weird, but you should own it. You should stop denying it. But then again, I suppose if you have a stupid audience and just buy it, why not? It is amazing to watch that though. Like watching them get mad at me for exposing their guy is a liar, which I do all the time. I mean, it's effortless. I've done it 9,000 times. Every time they try to do it to me, they backfire. It's just, I don't know. It's, they're not gonna care.

Like if he just admits he dresses his dog up, here's what he doesn't understand. Maybe it's too much pride. Maybe it's scarring from Red Bar, I don't know. He doesn't have any fans. Nobody's there for him. He's shown that. He tried to do a show like I do.

He tried to be Aaron Imholt, he failed. He tried to be Steele, so he failed. He wanted to do biting commentary. He wanted to talk about the news. Nobody gave a shit because I'm funnier than he is and I'm smarter than he is. So I do a better show. They are all there because they hate me.

I'm the lightning rod, I'm the draw. He still, I think, is in denial of that because he's wanted this for so long, people to listen to him. But like, you tried to be me and you couldn't. First off, a lot of weird things going on here. But I just wanna back up, Adam, to the point where we prove that that's not his dog and

Aaron's been saying it's his dog like that's a big wind over him or something and then Aaron just doubles down What what is that? I? Think I didn't realize how low IQ he was I think it's very much like when John Likes to pretend he's Joe Pesci and my cousin Vinny and he thinks as long as everything he's saying has that tone of voice, people will respect it. It's true. It's what we do. I find going over the details and minutia of these buffoons to be hilarious. I love it. It makes me happy. When he thinks he's doing the same thing, he thinks, aha, this is a gotcha, but like you said, there's no research, it's mostly fantasy, and if he was right,

it would prove nothing. It just seems like he has a gotcha, but there's nothing there. And when he gesticulates, it's really funny because he's always throwing his hands into this very dramatic pose, and then it crumbles into one of these. It always starts very bold, and then it endsumbles into like one of these. It always starts very bold and then it ends like, yeah like a squashed bug.

Well Patrick pointed out that we were all clowning him for consoling himself. He's always wrapping his arms around himself. He has stopped doing that. So he's taking note, he's trying to do things differently, and now it's this bodacious guy who obviously has it all figured out and is crushing his competition. And I assume he says these things that are obvious lies that we've already proved were a lie and I just did again, just because he doubled down on him. He must think that his audience is just not on YouTube.

Like does not see all of these clip show videos coming in that prove this guy's a phone. He must think that he's pulling the wool over their eyes. We were talking about Scientology last week. And this is I think a lot like Scientology. He thinks if he just says a lot of words, sounds real confident, people will just not question it and follow. But if he's just actually a cult leader, this one, that's all he really wants to be. That's really what he wants,

a televangelist slash cult leader. I mean, he says it, just listen to me. Only believe what I say, don't believe anyone else, and give me money. The way that he doesn't show any clips, so he goes, yeah, Patrick Melton, man, this guy was trying to be me, and nobody cared about it. It's like, man, go through the archives,

all of his shows are still up there. Go find an example and show us what you mean by that. Instead, he lies about what we've shown and then just makes up additional lies and just goes, oh, you just gotta believe me. I don't believe anything because we just proved that you're lying about just a dumb thing that who cares?

Get the shit if you put olives in the cone of the dog or not It's like R Kelly would do an interview before he went to jail like any Second spent not talking about what R Kelly's accused of is a win for him. I think right any second even if he sounds stupid He's like we're not talking about my dick size. We're not talking about my throuple or how my life has gone and pretty soon we're gonna hear him just absolutely escape into fantasy delusion and just try and fool us all like a five year old that got dumped by a girl on the playground. All right. So later on in this clip, thank you, Stalin 19 from his members only show, he talks more about how embarrassing it is

that Patrick dresses his dog up. But then he says this. Gross. It's Gordy's third birthday. I'm not afraid to admit that we put a fun little party hat on him, me and the kids. Patrick is still in denial and coping with the fact that we outed him as a liar and a dog dresser-upper.

He's a little teapot, look at him. Yeah this fucking that was like one sentence where he goes Yeah, I'm gonna say to him if we put a little hat on our dog for his birthday and Patrick What are the idiot he is he's dressing his dog up with a loser what? I completely missed what he said because he went through six of the classic like 70s vintage pinup poses Like he was in the middle of them yeah there's one and then he puts his hand on his hip and like I never have this problem with wide mic at w8s he never gets distracted I mostly listen to this stuff yeah Mike's a better broadcaster it's really really gross I'm not if

it's Gordy's third birthday. I'm not afraid to admit that we put a fun little party hat on him, me and the kids. Patrick is still in denial and coping with the fact that we outed him as a liar and a dog dresser upper. There, I think you're all caught up. It's crazy, isn't it? How does that happen? Yeah. How does he just blatantly lie to his audience like that? Multiple times and I think that's okay. It reminds me of those videos of like people pretending

They're talking to somebody off-camera. That's not there giving them a compliment or like asking for their number He's just like creating his own reality and then responding to it Yeah, like when Gavin Newsom was pretending he was talking to the president That woman came up to him and she's like, oh can I talk to him? I he was talking to the president We did a segment about Ethan Klein and Lucy tight box and I were talking after the the show and We were talking about you know, Ethan's got a lot of ticks. He's got that sniffing tick. He's constantly touching his nose and When you do that on a show, people assume maybe you're snorting drugs.

Yeah, it's weird, I used to have that tick. Yeah, yes you did. It went away. So we know about this, right. It's an expensive tick. It's a very expensive tick, and it's not flattering in any way. So he started up his show,

I think this is from Friday morning, Ethan's show, and I was watching this just to pick up on his drug alleged drug use But there's something bigger going on here that I do want to get into but he'll be talking about that here but let's start off by just listening to how much he's sniffling and how Gross this is for lack of a better term This morning Listen and not in our long career of being influencers in the public sphere We've had we've been swatted several times. You know, we'll say hey

I killed my wife and kids and I'm in the closet and I'm gonna kill myself And I put bombs around the house. I put yeah, it's usually something like that. And then the helicopters come fire trucks come police come Remember it happened where they went around the perimeter of our house and and shredder got out. It was so scary That part was so scary weren't there at the time. We've also had the FBI Come to our house actually at this point several times one of them being to tell us not to open any packages until So further notice further notice how distracting is that? Who's watching the show who's a fan of it and isn't just sitting there going? Oh my gosh, you didn't keep doing that

Three four times in a row between sentences. Yeah, I take it back. I didn't have that tick. No well that to me and I'm just Observing things I have done my entire life This is a guy who just started this show It seems like it is fresh in his system. Right? How bad were his tics and his Tourette's before?

I never saw it this bad, but I know it is a part of it. And people, a month or two ago, it was the coughing. Every other sentence was, ah, ah, ah, ah, it was constant. Now there's no coughing. It is, it's weird that, it's like a weird OCD tick thing where it's just, eh, eh, eh, eh. Right. It's constant. Now there's no coughing. It's weird that it's like a weird OCD tick thing where it's twice and I don't know what's happening. It's definitely a mix of like whatever, you know,

he had before mixed with some kind of caffeine or speed and like staying up all night and freaking out about his life because the way he's acting is reflected by the things he's saying. Like, all these guys, they just stopped doing their show and they just are all Lenny Bruce at the end of their life. Yes. You know, and a lot of them, I didn't get to see them

when they were Lenny Bruce talented. So I only know KB is this like unfunny, wet Q-tip. Like I don't know what the appeal is. And this thing is just him railing against his enemies all Every time I tune in in a more disheveled Frantic and like less stable state and it's getting worse and worse and we pointed this out before However, he's handling this and it's not good. What's happening to him. He's doing it wrong because it keeps getting worse and worse He's gonna explain that in this clip. I also pulled this clip just because the continuing tech here of him

sniffing Drake this morning we got a visit from child protective services Because Because, I told this story on the show a few weeks ago about how when we adopted Olive, she had Giardia and then the next day Sonny started having diarrhea so we suspected he might have Giardia. Saying that he's an infant, he's crawling around. He's putting everything in his mouth, etc It makes sense, right? It's obvious so

it turned into this whole snark narrative that our house is a as a mess That there's dog shit everywhere that Sonny is eating shit and getting giardia and that you know, etc, etc Okay, so CPS Child Protective Services visited their house that morning. He's a little shooken up by that It would appear which that's fair very fair his I think eight month old son Sonny had giardia and So he talked about in the show and then people on the internet and his enemies ran with it and they got CPS

To visit the house now. What's fast forward about an hour and a half into the show, okay? So he's been he talks about all this stuff he goes through all these kinds of things Now you're gonna notice the sniffling is not happening nearly as much an hour and a half later They might say no now you could say say this, keep the, do you like it? Oh wow. Okay, hold on. Because I want to know if they think you should keep the goatee or get rid of it.

But those are too hard. Those are two separate pulls. Oh, I'm getting really confused. And I'm really nervous now. So do you like that? The abstevon. Yes sir. What do we think of abstevon, yes or no?

And then afterwards you could say, should he keep the goatee or shave the goat So we have two very pertinent poles and I'll look forward to the results when I come back It's up to take a leak Alright, so I don't know if he's coming down or what's happening. Maybe just has to be I don't know But he's gone for five minutes. It's a long time to tinkle but I mean there's other things you got to do I suppose in the middle of your show Get something to watch the way for five minutes and then so you just saw right there He's much more under control. It still has the take a little bit, but nowhere near we saw at the beginning

Well now he comes back after this bathroom break And it's like he's back into the early show Format again just to touch on I appreciate your gut obviously like this is probably the most fucked up thing that these people could do and It's just it's put me and Hila in the headspace of just the gloves are off at this point and uh You're gonna you guys will see the effects of that as we he also has a nervous energy going now He's shaking a little bit. He keeps playing with his hat and his face move forward through this But I make no apology. I make and I will do everything that I can to uh hold any of these people

Just to justice in any possible way that I can And that's that's what's gonna happen. That's what's gonna be happening and If you guys have any other clips of denim saying that Our kids anything about our kids in the dog thing. I would love if you guys can compile that for me. It just gets funnier. I mean, how quickly would you slap me across the face if I was doing that on the show? You would reach over the table and knock me out.

And that's the point. You said it, Carl. They talked about his coughing. They talk about his Tourette's. He's very open about it He even talks about when it you know goes off and it's busy and when it calms down and they talk about it No one is saying anything about this right either. They can't or they know not to look I was on the fence about this but when you showed him not sniffing by the way for those listening every one of those was

Real nothing was added it's right constantly like a computer but he was the physical embodiment of coming down he was slouching his head was dropping he had no energy and at the last second he leapt up was gone for five minutes and now he is locked in and like this that is you know either he just took a red bull or something stronger It's like he tagged in his clone. It was like all right. I'm gonna take a nap You take the rest of the show like this one's got a charged battery this one's down a different guy Just showed up ready to go This is more right after he got back playing with his nose is very obvious. What's what's going on again?

It's just the level of harassment. That's not even just being put on us, but like Everybody in our lives around our employees the stuff that that you guys are happening to deal with which I'm not gonna specify or anything That's if you guys want to talk about it. You can but I'm not gonna put it anything out there But it's it's so fucking on It's so unfair to you guys that okay one more example of this after he's back from the bathroom just to drive my point home so if every it's just normal like I

said in Turkey there's mandatory military service yeah and his son's parents they're going to America he thought he basically bought his way out of it doing it Which is the most socialist thing to do by the way instead of serving your country like everybody else who is not privileged with money

Okay, now we're gonna go much later into the show near the end of it, and we'll see if he's coming back down again and less sniffily this this is this this how is this happening i mean the people at reddit must just be in on it the people at reddit are participating in this that's the only explanation and i don't know i mean i'll fucking i just i just i don't know how to hold these people accountable How do we get anybody to see this like I've tried everything but like it gets worse and they do try talking to like a reporter Like a reporter. They're the ones they come with me and call me crazy, but Okay

So Ethan did a show yesterday where he this is just him and he's at his work computer or workstation there and he's got his microphone in his hand and he's gonna talk about what happened. The episode's called This Is Fucked Up. He's gonna talk about how the CPS got called on him. Now what you're gonna notice here is very few techs going on. It's interesting that he looks like the old Ethan

in these clips. At a morning an agent showed up to our house saying that they had received an anonymous tip that our children were crawling around in dog shit, eating dog shit, and contracting diseases. Not only have they called CPS on us, now they're starting to try to call in a 5150 to get me committed. It's really gone on too far and at this point I'm ready to take no prisoners, take the gloves off and call out everybody who needs to be called out. This little corner of the internet, which is a pretty big corner of the internet, is fucked. These people have lost the plot, they've lost the thread, they're actively trying to have this man institutionalized, have his children taken away, they're doing everything they

can. It's pretty crazy. I guess the moral of the story is don't fuck with Hassan Baicker. Let him do his thing because these people are out for blood. I feel like he knows better than this. He's been covering a lot of sensational stories about a lot of broadcasters for a long time. I feel like he knows deep down that everything he's doing is the game plan to just keep this going.

Why would you ever? Yeah, it's getting worse and worse. And he just keeps pushing back like, I'm going to make sure I sue them and I'm going to do this thing. And he keeps retaliating and threatening a retaliation and it's not helping his cause at all. No and and he's starting to fall into that anyone who doesn't like me it's because of these unknown forces that are all working together against me not for things that maybe he could be held responsible for or do something about and John is the same way in terms of he feels

The compulsion to share with you every insult he's ever received and to make you hear all why are you talking about it? stop talking about it and Ethan has more of a case than stuttering John ever could have he is being fucked with at a level that is ridiculous and Should not happen on the internet. But at the same time, he's so paranoid about it. I have a clip coming up or two where you're just like, all right, man, you're making it really hard for us to get on your side because, you know, he's just acting like such a victim. And this is a guy who, again, it goes back to like Perez H Hilton drawing penises on people's faces and and come on their faces became famous for that and then wants to completely change his image just be like yeah I

don't do that anymore so let's forget about that I'm mainstream now and I can interview all the top celebrities oh cool you can do that he's criticized everyone and everything freely forever to a very very large audience and I think he's aware of what Reddit is and I think he knows he had no problem with it before but the second they're talking about him suddenly everything's very very different and it's a new set of rules. Well there's a reason for that so the CPS shows up and they go through the entire house they're looking through the fridge they go go upstairs, the toddler's sleeping, they wake up the toddler, and there's more interviews coming. My young three and five year old children who are sweet and innocent as can be have not yet been interrogated by a CPS agent,

but that is due to happen on Wednesday. He also spoke to our nanny, our housekeeper, he's called the pediatrician that takes care of the kids, he talked to them, pretty much sifted through every angle of our life, having to do with our kids in an extremely violating, insulting, unbelievable way. So that's annoying. I can see why he's a bit agitated with what's going on. So what he does in this video is he pulls up evidence that there are other creators, content creators, like there's this one called Denim's Daily and Bad Empanada who are encouraging people to call CPS on him. Which is crazy. I mean this is against terms of service on any of these

platforms that they're doing this but he pulls pulls up an example This is Dennis Daly watching bad empanada and he shows you what the chat is doing during this I think it's time to hold all of them accountable here For example is Denim's aka Hassan waiting room watching bad empanada Talk about the state of our house and how we take care of our kids. Let's take a look He lets his dogs shit all over his mansion just and he just leaves the shit on the floor, something that is probably related to the fact that his former housekeeper is suing him for a number of different reasons. So I would assume he doesn't actually have a housekeeper anymore or perhaps he lost his extra housekeeper. So now the house is just

like covered in dog shit and he has kids and his kids like crawl into the dog shit and God forbid, I don't know what they do with it it I don't know if they eat it or if it's just from like contact with it with their hands or something but they contracted a parasite that I had previously never heard of in my life called Giarda from the dog shit that is all over his face. So you could see what that scroll is every single person is like holy shit call CPS get social secure or social services involved They need to be taken away This is child endangerment and every single person in this chat is getting all fired up

Based on benefit. I was just making this shit up. It's like I have dog shit over the house and the kids are eating the dog shit This is all coming from a story that Ethan himself told on his show About how Sonny had diarrhea and they found out the dog had an issue. So they weren't sure what was going on Here's more of bad empanada Here's bad empanada once again Who posted a story saying I'm the one who called CPS on Ethan Klein I want CPS to take his kids away because they are seriously in danger This is once again bad empanada who's being elevated by Hassan Matt Lieb Denims and tons of creators leftist creators all over the internet

Here's my problem with us. It's bad empanada saying I called CPS. I want children to get away don't pretend like you care about either Clyde's children. You don't This is the thing that Nick Reketa was saying when everyone's just like oh my gosh Nick's kids. They're in danger. This is so bad They said no one cares about my kids. I'm these people give a shit about that They just want to hurt me and so the fact that bad empanada is going out there just being like wow We know we really got to look out for these kids There's kids suffering way worse than these these kids who are in the home of multi millionaires with a housekeeper and

The nanny and everything else that they have the one kid got sick and Ethan talked about that But what I found to be disheartening, now Bannon Pannada lives in Argentina so he can kind of like get away with this shit. And Ethan's even said, I'd like to sue him for defamation and harassment. There's nothing I can do. He's in Argentina. But this I found to be pretty ridiculous on Reddit's part. I'm calling CPS on Ethan again. It says this time because his kids are around Zionist Which is a high predictor for baby murder This is a post that is still up on the subreddit that was reported and

Reddit admins reviewed this and said no this is compliant How is that still on you got a point there? He's got a point. It's go. Yeah. Wow. That's the thing. I want to say like, Ethan, what are you doing? You're doing this all wrong. You're taking it. You're putting this on yourself. But then he shows things like that. You're like, huh.

Yeah, this is ridiculous that people are amplifying this message of calling CPS on this guy they know nothing about. They just see him on the internet. The problem is he's stepping foot into the Middle East conflict. And he's completely comfortable with words like genocide and Nazis and child abuse. And he's doing, whether it's justified or real or not, what a lot of politicians do and what John Melendez likes to do is he tried to report me for doing an episode of the blunder years because he said I'm actively supporting PDFs and Nazis

by working with Shulie. And now whenever you search my name on the internet somewhere, there's his on every social media my name accusing me of, you know, corroborating with PDFs and Nazis because I did Shooley show as if he hasn't worked with Shooley to, you know, playing that Kevin Bacon game of aha, there's someone that you and he's doing the same thing, unfortunately, going through the comments and making people be held responsible for something

that was flashed on a chat. And now the host is responsible for that. Maybe he is either way, talking about it is the worst plan he could have ever enacted. And the last clip I have on here is this is where you see the paranoia setting in. And we've all seen the person who's in the basement with the board up and they're trying to make connections they're putting the pins in the different places and this connects to this and this you know and he literally does this on his show I have never been so blackpilled in my life I feel like I am trapped and that the world has gone fucking insane this shit is bananas. What is happening?

And I feel that I'm getting the same treatment now from Reddit. Now I know they're both San Francisco based tech companies. So here he's talking about Twitch, because we talked about this on the show previously, where his video was banned for 30 days, or he was suspended 30 days for the same video that Hassan Baicker put up.

And then he responded to that, and they said, that has on biker put up and then he Responded to that and they said nope you're definitely off and then he talked to someone they went oh shit They put him back up so now he's talking about twitch and reddit their headquarters are close to each other But did you know that these two companies in San Francisco are their headquarters are blocks away from each other. It's just interesting He's showing that it's a 16 minute walk in between the two headquarters in San Francisco. He's just like, and both of these companies are out to get me. What do you think's going on here people? A magic bullet all over again. I rest my case. There's nothing else to see here. Gotta help figure it out.

These are facts though. Reddit, Facebook, they're not going to help you. No. They're not. They really don't care who you are. I know, I've heard of celebrities that, you know, visited the Facebook headquarters to meet with everyone and have their page, and then when their page got hacked, nobody would help them, they don't give a shit. Reddit doesn't care, this is not new news. It's just information to you now because it involves you.

I do think that Reddit can be held responsible. They do take subreddits down that break their terms of service. And what Ethan is experiencing definitely is breaking the terms of service of Reddit because it's definitely getting into the harassment territory. It absolutely is. I'm just, I know the ages of all three of his kids

because he said it so much while I was listening to this. I'm like, why do I know this? I don't want to know this. Stop saying it. And I don't know, I don't know enough about Tourette's. When he gets emotional, it starts to come up, flare up. Maybe it very well could just be Tourette's and his meds and this, you know, state of freefall that he's in, flailing it, everything, I don't know. When you're measuring the steps between the two offices, and running, but they're not stopping what they're doing and running across the street for you,

it's a little delusion. That's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying. So, okay, so Adam's officially on the side of maybe he doesn't have a drug problem. I'm officially on the side of maybe he does. Okay. Producer Chris? He definitely has the sniffles.

Okay, that is true. He lives in LA, it's nice. The climate there is nice I was never the sniffles Okay This was pointed out to me by gummy. There's a show called pro wrestling clips and a wrestling podcast Where we get brought up who are these podcasts? Gets brought up on the show.

It's funny how he said doom. And we were talking about who are these podcasts earlier and they recently did one on the Big Boom people's podcast. It is the most insane thing. I implore you all, look up their podcast. Every episode, like let's say they're on episode six, they give six booms so they're like boom boom boom boom and it's like and then someone said on who are these podcasts

they're like what happens when they get to episode 86 or you know are you doing 12 booms when you get to episode 12 that's crazy anyways mjf says anyway thank you very much to the pro wrestling clips Thank you very much to the pro-wrestling clips for pro-wrestle clips, I guess it's called, for bringing us up and for the listener who caught that and then thank you, Gummi. Always good to hear who are these packets being talked about in the wild. Outside of the dabble verse.

I have a. Cringe of the week, cringe of the week. And this one comes in from Vasilis. And this is our buddy Caleb Hammer from Financial Audit. Does a great show. We've never featured it because it is a good show and we tend to make fun of podcasts for sucking. But we've played clips of it quite often. And he just had a guy on his show who's a Mormon who's married and just might be gay And so it's it's a very odd back and forth that they have on here No, you don't why are you offended by the idea of

taking a dick a little bit Okay, I mean I was in the Navy so Little bit okay. I mean I was in the Navy so Something wrong with them. It's all gay underway. Okay listen. I don't care I don't care what you do or who you are put a hundred people I'll yell your angry testosterone driven men in one room and you can pass it out to right now I'm not confessing anything, but you sound kind of you're throwing you're throwing a compliment or not compliment uh

Thanks, you're throwing a compliment or not compliment What is happening a remark you're throwing a remark at me? Oh, do you have a problem taking dick? Well? No, I don't know Salt When you said he put you in a closet with 12 guys. You better suck all their dicks. This is a perfect example of Armie Hammer being asked if he's ever eaten an animal heart. Right, yeah. It's like, yeah, I didn't get off on it.

Then I'm a boner over here. Like isn't this a show about your taxes and your finances? What is he talking about? So this is more fun that comes up during the show. Far. Yeah, well, you're not my wife. You're being an arrogant prick though. I get that.

Why act like you know what you're talking about? You wouldn't be on the show if you did. But she is so set again. And I get it, Caleb, I get it. Maybe you need to leave her for a man. Maybe, no, no, I shouldn't. I joked. I joked about getting with her brother.

Smiling though. He's a good looking guy. Yes, it's a joke. He jokes about getting with his wife's brother Cuz he's a good-looking guy Laughs about it so much. He's a good-looking guy, but no I don't swing that way My dick doesn't get hard for other dudes if it did we would not be having this conversation What I didn't get hard for other dudes, but it's that mean I just saying

What does that mean if my dick got hard for other dudes? Do you think I'd be here talking to you. I'd be talking to your producers instead We would be in the bathroom doing something else Well if you're trying to convince us you're not gay You're crushing it. Oh All right, so what comes up in this conversation? They're going through his credit card statement And this is a credit card that he hides from his wife so wife does not know he has this credit card and he explains it's because he likes to eat fast food and

He orders a lot of fast food on his credit card, but other things are found Why that's a weird thing it is Hide it from your wife and have to tell her wait. I'm hiding some door dash orders, but they're definitely not mine Well, they're not door that I don't do door dash but In the past like I would let him use it for wifey I'm coming on the show about the secret credit card that you have no idea what the purchases are and now Conveniently guess what if you do see purchases on the show, they're my best friend Of door dashing. Yes, this is all

That definitely doesn't have he doesn't have access to the car Purchase or you can say this is your friend. It is only it is Don't sound like He's on a statement is an only fans purchase for 20 bucks. Oh, this is your friend. He person is. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's my friend It's like I don't have an only fans, but if I did it would be the hottest guys you've ever seen like your producer and my wife's brother Would be here right now be beat off in the car still you kidding me Like someone had an eye on needing to look at something. You see my wife. You haven't seen my wife. No, okay

She is drop dead Gordon. Okay. Okay. This is something a gay guy would say Well, why would I look at porn when I have an attractive wife like okay, you're gay There's proof right there. It's the first time anyone's ever questioned it because he is not prepared for this. No, I Wanted to came out this show and All over this thing amazing his wife didn't know about. So he claims that there's no way he purchased OnlyFans because he doesn't ever pay for sexual gratification. You're saying is I don't pay for sex. I don't pay for sexual explicitly material. I don't pay for that. Yeah, only on top of your credit card.

Conveniently now that your wife has seen it for the very first time that is my best friend's credit card purchase It is uh-huh the reason if I don't call him in the post show will he confirm it he's at work We could probably could call him, but so I can call him we probably Call him and he will confirm that he should Because he said him and he will confirm that he should Because he said He's a good friend he will If I could just call him before you call him Helpful, thank you very much

So he's the kind of guy who doesn't look at porn who doesn't pay for porn Hmm, so his best friend is like I know what you can do for me Yeah, I know what you'd be comfortable with buy my porn You know that credit card you're trying to hide from your wife because you know Wendy's a lot. Yeah Yeah, he also purchased only fans for me. Yeah, of course my best friend. I wouldn't I This is really fine. It's Alaska by my name. Just um he starts going through the statement McDonald's Chick-fil-a oh It's my best. Oh, that's my best friend Burger King. Yep. That was eating out

Oh, F is your best friend with how many for no one says I agree that oh why would I pay for? Okay, but why would I pay for that? Okay? Why would it be on the credit card of yours because my friends of course? Yes, yes, and he was grand view country store we mix it up and went to express amusement and jails cause and chick-fil-a and Arby's but we're back, baby Jacked on this Is a Navy app for me to study for my job What men's assholes look like he counts in defense Yeah, a lot of fireworks on that episode my best friend It's a lot of only fans if you're looking at the statement here. It is

$20 $15 $25 $30 and I believe the way only fans works. I heard this from my best friend Is that when you sign up for an only fans person you're not done paying for it there They're like hey now that you're part of my account. You're gonna want to see this Spicy video I made just for you. It's just an extra 20 bucks. You can see that. Oh, let me talk to my best friend Yeah, so yeah, we just get that credit card number again How did it come out or was it assumed that the only fans was gay and not straight like only fans is just whatever right? I think Caleb was making that assumption based on the earlier answers to questions, and he just ran with it Yeah, he could have corrected him. He studied meds and he's just like oh you

Yeah, I'm like what the fuck did you say motherfucker? My wife and I like to watch it when we fuck it turns us on You could have said anything if I didn't have an erection I'd get up and kick your ass Said anything if I didn't have an erection I'd get up and kick your ass I Have a special guest coming on the show a guy who just recently emailed me telling me because I got a bloody ass. Grant are you ready to come on the show? Grant Newcomb? I'm ready.

Hey, there he is. What's up, buddy? What's up, Jets? How's it going, man? I see you brought a friend. Who's this? This is Tom. He was also at the show.

Okay, so talk to me. You guys went to the bulk of black boxes to see Suttering John. What's up, Jens? How's it going, man? I see you brought a friend, who's this? This is Tom, he was also at the show. Okay, so talk to me, you guys went to the bulk of Black Box to see Suttering John. We did. Are you both in the Dabbleverse? Are you both familiar with what we do here? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah we are. Well, Tom wasn't really, but we did about a 10 hour

crash course the weekend before, where I showed him who John was, the whole deal. And we went to that show, and it was about as great as you could imagine. It feels like it, just the audio I'm hearing, I wish I had video of it, the audio I'm hearing, sounds like a lot of people were in on the joke of just like, we're cracking up at how bad he is at comedy.

Well, it's funny you say that, because the guy who recorded it, Bokeh Dave, he was standing right behind us. And so the laughing that you hear is us. We went out with Matt there, but it requires a little bit of backstory. Okay. Because we showed up to the show.

We get there. We walk in. We show our QR codes because we purchased our tickets online and nobody scanned them. Anybody could have walked into the show. No, they tell by eyeball. They're just like, yep, that's the correct QR code. Just come in, whatever. And we sat at a bar that was like adjacent to the stage. Rest of the crowd was, you know, rose deep.

We couldn't even see them. They were behind a wall that we couldn't even see. It was about 60 people though. Okay. And John's set was, I mean, just terrible. I have examples. I have some clips. I'm going to play it a little bit, but yeah, we've heard a lot of it already.

Well, tell them what they told you before we walked in right before we even get into the venue an armed security guard is like No recording and I go audio Not even audio he goes no Threatening my life I wonder who told him that to make sure you reiterate that Say again, i'm sure john was giving everyone a heads up because The MC had to say he wrote for the J-1 show. Make sure you brandish your pistol And so we sit down I was like, oh my god already it's fucked up the openers were horrible

Tell them about when you made eye contact with them before we went on stage That's after the openers though the openers there was one girl who was so bad. I heard about that from Boca Dave, he actually sent me all the openers sets on another we want to humiliate those poor people, but no no no no It's really bad. I Mean, but she was doing like the typical like, you know, girl comic things. She was talking about her vagina. It was like, oh, stuff. But then what's his name? Jimmy? No, Jackie. Jackie, Jackie show Jackie Gleeson's daughter daughter was there. She was solid. She's good. She's good. And then while she's performing, I looked to my right through a clear glass door and john is standing there by himself. And he's giving me one of these pointed

his eyes pointed my eyes. Not what just like, like that, like making that gesture towards me. And I'm like, what, are we gonna die? I'm not gonna do that. He's on to you, you better laugh. You're gonna buy me beers. Yes, you, Nick LeBolt, just are coming from you. And then John comes in, while she's still doing her set, John comes in, he runs the bathroom,

whatever. He comes right up to me, my phone's sitting on the bar that we're sitting at, and he comes right up to me and taps me on the shoulder and goes, you're not recording this set, are you? You're not recording this? Are you recording with that phone? He's so paranoid. And I was like, John, we're here because you're a legend of show business.

We're your biggest fan. Nice. That's the right answer. Well, he was right. And he believed me. Of course he did. He wants to believe that. Like, all right, you guys want to come to Mellows afterwards?

Immediately. He's like, we're getting drinks after. Mellows. And I'm like, okay, good. He does his set. It's the worst thing you've ever seen. You guys have seen it. Yep.

Why do you think he singled you guys out? Why do you think he chose you? So we were the only two young guys in the audience and we were just- Clearly, just by our presence. Yeah. Everyone else was there. No one was there to see him.

There was no comedy show. Right. They just go probably once a month. They're old. They live in Boca. It's a tax write off. It's a tax write off. Yeah.

So it's safe to say that they would all be there getting drunk, being rowdy, having a great time, whether there was standup or not. Correct. Yeah. Great. And I think that explains why he got such a positive reaction. Right. They up or not. Correct. Yes. Great, and I think that explains why he got such a positive reaction. Right.

They might have thought it was a band. They didn't think it was a band. It wasn't Led Zeppelin, no. No. But no, I mean, and this set, you know, I mean, the worst set of all time. But you're having fun, you guys are laughing, you're enjoying yourselves,

and then afterwards, does he come back over to you We sat there because we knew we wanted to hang out with John after we're that Listen, we're not there to goof on him, but we're there to observe him Way. Yep. And so we waited till everybody walked out. He was like after a set he was like, all right Well, I'm doing pictures out on the porch. Nobody got a fucking picture with him. Oh, my God. We followed him out.

And he, oh, my God. It's OK. So Boca Dave, the guy who recorded the show, he was standing right behind us. He left. He didn't go with us. He left he didn't Go with us he did he left right when John was done because I bet when John came up to me and said are you Recording he probably was scared as shit that he was talking to him Leave the scene of the crime. You know what?

He was on a mission. He was on mission possible. That's exactly right but okay, so we're on the porch after. It's John and Jackie's daughter and a couple of, and the openers and a couple of other people. He's like, all right, we're all going to Miller's Ale House. And we're like, all right, we're going to get an Uber and go with you because we want to hang out with you, John.

We love you. And John goes, no, no, no, you too. Just get in my car. And we're like, what? Nice. And John goes, no, no, no, you two just get in my car. And we're like, what? Nice. You got to be in the cat turned car. In the Benz.

Wow. All right, tell me about this. OK, I got it. So we walked down the door steps, right? And we go to his car. And I try to sit shotgun, right? I open the door. And I just open the door just a bunch of you know, like mail and pill bottles immediately like a waterfall Bill

Were there any cats back there no no cats who was the smell like in the car Normal, okay, but it wasn't his headrest there in those other videos. That's obviously not his car the headrests were normal It was a normal interesting wait. Yeah, you're pulling my mind right now. He's not in his car when he's doing those those cameos Unless he adjusts them weird. We didn't think And then so he said on his show recently he was like I moved to Tampa two weeks ago I have a terrible problem with directions. I can't go anywhere without Google maps. I'm like, we're going to Miller's.

You go right here. Florida is this easiest driving state in the world. You go left and right and he couldn't do it. He couldn't do it. He was like, he had to pull up the map and look up what the fucking directions were. I was like, go here, make a right. And we're there. He's been there before.

He probably came from there to go to the comedy club. Yes. Probably. Well, I don't know. Are they coughing him free drinks at the comedy club? I don't know. He might've just stayed there. But anyways, we get to Miller's.

But wait, wait, we're skipping an also important part. I kind of did begin to show that I was fucking with him. Not fucking with him. And not there to goof on him. But just aware of the dabble verse, you know? Because well, first of all, right away he came up and accused me of recording him. So already he's like on to me in the car he's like what music do you guys like and I go what's the song what's the song with the guy who's selling socks for free and he goes do

what you know but how do you know about that? Oh shit I was like I know everything john don't worry Getting too close to the sun right there, buddy. No, get him careful No, not though because dark side dark side of the moon because he was totally fine because he knew that there were mikulov ulcers coming Good. Okay, cool So you get the mothers How two quick questions. First up, how tall is John in your estimation? Five.

Seven. Five, seven, okay. How drunk is he at this point? Because I know he's drinking on stage, he orders additional beers while he's on stage. Is he pretty inebriated or is he alright? He's pretty shoo like halfway through to get another beer. Yeah. And it was like school

We were stalling the whole time, but he's a seasoned alcoholic So he's not it's not like evident how drunk okay because he can kind of you know, take it easy got it But he's banged up for sure. He had a probably 12 years Prior to go. All right, so he's just pre-gaming still. I got it. Oh yeah. And he's talking to you, but he's paranoid about you, and he's writing that line, and you're writing that line, and just seeing how far it's going to go until it breaks.

Well, I don't, I truly don't care. Fuck John. We were like, John, you want to look at our camera rolls or something? Yeah, I'm like, well, when he came up the first time I was like, here's my phone, John. Here's my hand in my phone. Check if it's recording. All right, so you get you get to the ale house with John. Yeah, we get the ale house.

So we get to the ale house. Is it just the three of you or other people coming and hanging out? Other people are there. Okay. About three guys. No, like four. Four. Yeah.

There's some dude who showed up who kind of looked like a real life Peter Griffin. Yes, that's right. And I thought they were kind of like part of his entourage, but then I was like, wait a minute, Sean doesn't have an entourage. These are people who are either there to goof on him also or are retarded and are just there. But they came from the comedy club is my point though. Yes. They came along to hang out with John.

Okay. Yes. And how does he treat these people? How does he interact with them? Is it normal? Is it crazy? They're not talking to him. We're the only ones talking to him the whole time. Who's buying the beers?

Peter Griffin You guys bought beers, okay, yeah, that's cool Five or six pitchers. Oh, yeah. We're drinking heavily. We closed the bar Tell him how he when he said to the waitress when we first walked up We sit down at Miller's Ale House. We're the only people sitting at the bar. We order Miller. He ordered, guess what did he order?

We all know. Either Coors or McUltra. Mickel of... Mickel of Ultra. Yeah. He orders Mickel of... I'm on a diet. Right.

Great joke. Right great job They bring him a Miller critical mistake for that wait She this is a nice girl young girl about our age He's like hey, I didn't order a fucking mill. I ordered a nickel up. I'm like John It's the same John. It's the same goddamn thing Comes out of the same job. It's the same goddamn thing Comes out of the same line You don't have to be in it. This is a hard-working girl. It's midnight Yeah, you don't have to be an asshole to this bartender. You just slap the different label on it. Oh here you go your majesty

Oh my god It was unbelievable and that that was like the first time I like got pissed at John. Okay He's very rude to the people he sees as beneath him Yes, he was trying to impress you guys. Oh, maybe that's it too Fucking hell I think he racially profiled you guys at the beginning and then he Used you to buy his beers and maybe listen to him and's figuring out, and you were a great example of it, figuring out how to coexist in this world where he claims the dabblers are all Nazis, but he also, they're his only friends.

And they're the only ones supporting him. And somehow, this has to settle into something natural. Because what you did, gentlemen, is point out what we've been saying for years, which is sitting in the backseat of a car and just watching John's head try and drive is more entertaining than, I mean, you spent more time on it than the entire evening of stand-up

that he did. That's the entertaining part. That was the takeaway from the evening. That's when he started getting funny. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yes. Well beyond. We were there until close. We closed at 2. We's when he started getting funny. Yes. Yes. Well beyond.

We were there to close. We did close at two. We were in the bar at midnight. His set was 45 minutes. We left at like 10.30. We were there until like one AM. So you guys were chatting with John for hours. Oh yeah.

Hours. What's he talking about? What's he talking about? What are the highlights? What do we got? Old Stern bits. Well, I was talking, cause I love the Howard Stern show from the old days. I was telling him about old Stern bits.

I was listening to him and saying he was so retarded. He was saying like, yeah, you know, Artie never wrote his own stuff. Jackie never wrote his own stuff. Oh, what an asshole. Always be bashing. Are you fucking stupid? You didn't write your own stuff. You do. always be bashing. Are you fucking stupid? You didn't write your own stuff. It's not

like these guys are going to go on a show and talk about this conversation. They better not be recording me. And he asked us again at the bar, are you recording me? I thought so hard. I thought how funny it would be if I just pull up the recording app and just like slid it to him across the bar. He should have been like, no, but thanks for reminding me, I already missed some goals. This is what he always does, he claims he knew you were recording and also spoke freely and said everything he wanted to and shit talk anyone around him. So if you were recording him, you say, I told him and here's the proof. And and if you weren't he got to use you and say whatever he wants anyway and you know what if you were stern fans who the fuck wants to hang out with like an ex-beetle and just hear him talk about

how the Beatles are all assholes and didn't write their stuff and I hate them and they're bitter jerks and I wish they'd die like you're ruining it for everybody. Right. God. Also going after Artie Lang is such a dumb move like everyone loves Artie Lang It is the one thing everyone can agree on every other shows controversy I like this guy like that guy like this bit I like that everyone loves Artie like for him to be like yeah, he's socks. He's not funny. Just like fuck off

He did get earnest though He wasn't being an asshole the entire time. He does actually have a human soul inside of him contrary to popular belief. What are some examples of that? Well, he remembers all the shit that happened. And I remember it too. And so I kind of felt bad for him a little bit. What do you mean stuff that happened? What stuff that happened? Just the whole search up. He was like, Oh, you know, it gets serious when they throw trash on your lawn. Well, this is no this is this is when I confronted him. When I

was like, john, there's a whole industry of people based around you. That very few people have are goofing on you. Very few people have. Are goofing on you but why don't you try to lean into that and embrace that. It's that advice he hates that what he said. And he goes I'm not about hate about law. And I love another beer. And I'd love another bucket of Michelin. It's boom!

What else, any other highlights from the conversation that you wanted to tell us about? You're talking about William Shatner at one point. Yeah, we were going through all kinds of old stern bits. And you know, he's not, I don't believe he's an evil man But he is we had a theory that he's made potentially one of the greatest actors of all time and he was faking this whole thing On a ruse on a 40 year ruse, but after meeting in person I know for a fact that that is not true and the stutter and the standard well the stutter could easily That's up for debate. That is up for debate. Was he stuttering at all when you were talking to him? Of course! No, no, no. He wasn't stuttering. He gave us a fucking splash zone waterfall of spit. We were sputtering. That's right to me. Oh my God. Yeah, we were talking about it'd be funny if his name was Drooling John instead of Stuttering

John. Soaked. Soaked. He was saying something. I don't remember what he was saying, but he spit on us. It was so much volume. The volume was crazy. What kind of questions would he ask you guys about you?

He was like, oh, how much pussy you get? OK, I believe that. He did ask us that. He did ask us that. Hm. Other than that, not really. He was like, what did you think of? What did you think of Anora?

Yeah, what did you think of Anora? I just love that new movie. You guys watch that. You don't even even, you gotta use the squeegee maneuver after a Nora. We're like, nice job. Oh, he was referencing his stand up set that you just seen. Nice, nice, nice.

They call that a callback. Yeah. Did he talk about his trolls at all or complain about anyone in the dabble verse? Well, yes, when I pressed him on it, yes, he was like, you know, those people are weird. Those people are weird. I don't understand why they do that. And when you get death threats to your family, he was screaming. He started getting fired up.

Yeah, he started screaming in my ear. And now this is also partially my fault because we were talking about the Howard Stern show and how the modern Howard Stern show is terrible. And you know, I said, you know, they have Richard and Sal like doing gay stuff and I use the F word and when I use the F word he looked at me like like he was ready to fucking put a gun to my head. Which you know, he understands he's very liberal man. He doesn't like that type of language.

We told him that we were liberal too. He found out the truth when you let that slip apparently. No, no, no, no, no, no. He never found out anything. Did you ask him about like, are you coming back to the devil verse? Did you have any conversations about the devil verse with him or not really?

I mean, we talked a little bit about Aaron Emholdt. He kind of had no idea about any of that And I was like, oh yeah, I know Aaron Emholdt, you know, he got caught doing all these drugs with Nick Reketa He was just like I have none of that. I have no idea what any of that is He asked April to be on his show He's completely forgotten that entire thing. He knew about that shit. He's feigning ignorance. Yeah.

Listen, we're supplying him his Mikkel of all truths. He's not gonna tell us, you know, anything. Right, okay, so he's pretty guarded. Who does he think you are when he's ranting to you about the people in the Dabbleverse? Who does he think he's talking to? Some young bucks doing nothing. Fans.

Yeah. Fans. Did you ever feel like he was hitting on you? No, no, no. Do you think in the beginning he asked you that because he wanted to see where you fell, if how this evening was gonna go? No, he immediately invited me to his car.

He did offer us a ride home after. He insisted and then the first thing he asked is so you guys get a lot of girls? Is that you two? He also was- He did ask us. He did ask you that. Just get in the back seat, it's easier.

Just get in the back seat, it's much easier. The doors don't open from in there, but it's cleaner. Don't mind the pills. The Solana compile is not your concern. Help yourself to any if you like. So you guys closed the bar down with John. He was there until 2 a.m. with you guys? Oh yeah, big time, big time, big time.

And then he drove off to Scott the Engineer's house after that? No, not Scott the Engineer. He went to Jimmy's. Yeah, some other comedian who also opened for him. Oh, okay, so you were staying with another guy. Somewhat funny. Not really.

Much funnier than John. Oh, much funnier than John. All right, yeah. Well, John's not a comedian. Stay with another guy Yeah, well John's not a comedian he's more of a one-man play From oh my god, he's like you guys you gotta watch the firm So, how does the evening end how does he leave and how does he go off and how do you go off is are there hugs? Does he ask for money? Did he charge you for it Yeah, you guys are you did yeah, you never he never pulled his wallet out once at the bar Yeah, two buckets of six Michelin's each.

Something like that. Yeah, something. Whatever. Doesn't matter. And you guys just left at the same time? Did he interact with anybody? Did he leave with anybody else or? No, he got back.

We didn't see Jackie's daughter at the end, too. She came to the bar, that's right. And complimented him. So they just said last call and he finishes beer and when our guys see you and hopped in his car and took off No, we were like, all right. We've had fucking enough mental anguish for the night and we took off. Okay That's interesting. He was still there Mm-hmm. Yeah, no, well the bars closed he's not staying then Yeah, my brother can only assume he got back in the bends and drove back the fucking. Oh, no his friend and Boca

It's staying that yeah Who he was doing the show from his place my brother texted me like halfway through I like an older brother He was like I was telling my own with John right now and he goes Oh ask him about his lines and osmosis Jones and I asked him about it. He goes Yeah, I mean like like, it was great, but like, they cut out a lot of my lines. He had no idea. My greatness.

They excluded my greatness. How would anyone know he was in Osmosis? How did your brother know that? Did he look up on the internet or something? No, his brother knows everything. Yeah, my brother knows everything. I even know that. He has one line in Asmosis Jones. Someone sent it to me recently. Literally. Yeah, literally one line. And he's not even featured. If you look at the credits of the actors, you can't even find his

name anywhere. So that's a deep hole. All right, guys. Well, thank you for having a fun night with Jod and telling us about it. All Alright. Can I ask one last question? Yeah, please. When you were turning your friend on to the Dabbleverse, what did you plan? What did you use to introduce him? Oh, good question. The immediate YouTube recommendations, which was just like John stuff from the last couple of months, and then we went back to old stern stuff where he was getting accused of the

exact same shit as now, lying, stealing, cheating. Specifically, specifically, it was the stockbroker conversation where, which I asked him about, he's like, oh, well, how are ghosts like, so you get a call from a guy and he's talking to you and he says, so John, I got this nice stock, like, like you want to like, company phone. Yeah, you want to get in on this? Do you have a copy of the picture that you guys took with John can we see that Arguing his case?

As if he's still talking hours straight about it? 40 years ago. That's hilarious. Well, I'm glad you guys had fun. And I'm glad you were able to report back to us. I mean, it kind of haunted me for a week. I was kind of like depressed. I was like, Jesus Christ.

You reached out to me right away. It took you a few days to reach out The honest tippy-toes there Okay, we're both six foot so he's yeah five seven that's pretty accurate, okay. All right. Well Thank you guys both for for coming on and regaling us with these tales. Thank you for having us. We really appreciate it. Alright, good to talk to you.

Take care. Anything you want to promote or plug? No, we're banned off everything. Alright, let me get the hell off my channel. Jesus Christ. He really buried the lead there. It was right at the end that he was like yeah Just kind of made me sad and I needed a week to recover from it

Just reached out to me recently that was What two weeks ago now or a week and a half ago? So I wanted to play a little bit more of John set and I'm not gonna play something we've heard before Okay, at least to my knowledge. This is all It's it's not new material, but it's different from what we've heard from his other stuff And so he's talking about his stutter Which we've always made the point like why doesn't have more jokes about his stutter It seems like a no-brainer stuttering John, but I do stutter

You know some people don't believe it's real Like it's like I faked it. But it's like going to choose the disorder, it would not be stuttering. Okay, it'll be like Alzheimer's. I can forget the fact that I'm fucking here. No, but I do stutter. And you will forget the fact that you were there. What a horrible joke that is. It's like if I was gonna pick an affliction, like, okay, where are you going with this? Alzheimer's. And I don't know that's

gonna work because a lot of people have had to deal with people with Alzheimer's. It's very depressing. Yeah, he's in Florida. Right? Yes. All these people are just like, yeah, we left dad at home. We're hoping he's all right. He's bringing that up. And that place that he's talking about is a place that they're at too at the moment. Right, they chose to pay money to be there. Maybe the third or fourth cheap boring joke he's made about being in a place that sucks. Like, we got it, John, we got it. Now this is a made up story.

I mean, last night some girl comes up to me at the bar and she goes, John, start her for me. I said come on up to a cripple and say you'll start for me I think we're hearing grant and Tom chuckle in the background that was not well thought out no so this is where it gets real hacky. I don't need the guard rails and stool in the goddamn shower And it's weird cuz all the all the light sockets are waist-high. I'd be in a shot. I'd be worried I'm gonna come out slip and electrocute my penis Because the outlets are waist-high yeah, so he thought he was gonna slip And electrocute his penis his penis was gonna fit into an electrical outlet We've all been there because it was waist-high Happened every one of us pretty good stuff, huh?

relatable This one I think is interesting because someone laughs people laugh at the setup So I don't think they think that it's a joke and I don't think it's meant to be a joke I was the keynote speaker at the National Stuttering Association Convention in Chicago the year after Joe Biden. Let me tell you something, I gave a great hour long speech. The year after Joe Biden, like okay, right, right, right, Joe Biden, that's good. No, no, I think he's being honest about that. That's why he got loud there, he's trying to cover up their laughter. Yes, he's like, no, no, no no we're not laughing about Joe Biden right now. Let's stop that

You guys want to hear a bomb? Carly Simon is He's talking about other famous stutterers. He brings up Carly Simon And I think that that song Warren Beatty I think helped it with anticipation he's like spit the fucking thing out already! I mean it's not a good joke but that delivery! The silence is deafening. Yeah let's let's hear that punchline again. That's that's fun I Think I heard a drink order. I think I heard someone take a sip from across the room

They're all drunk and I think it's like a band that's playing loudly They're just drunk and feeling it. Yeah, and a lot of what he does is slow and has the rhythm of comedy. So he really shows you where to laugh and he leads it up. So they're just kind of drunk and going with it and half listening and they hear like, they're the small penis. And then he just, you hear that last joke. People started to laugh but then he just got monstrous

and they all, oh shit. Every once in a while he has some delivery that's like really dark or fractured or it just falls off a cliff and he rocks them out of their stupor they have to stop having fun look the fuck is happening here who is this guy on stage what am I watching right now and what they're seeing and witnessing is horrible he thinks his delivery is not a part of comedy correct well he also thinks he's an entertainer and when he does the elephant tusk thing,

and he does his skull and stuff, he thinks all of that is entertaining, because he has no understanding of what it is to be a compelling, dynamic performer. Apparently, James Earl Jones had a stutter. And John's got a joke for this, guys. This is actually incredible, because he uses the same formula

that Artie Lang and Anthony Kumia use for John, but he does it wrong. Can you imagine how that scene could've gone? Oh! Luke, I am your ffff. Luke, I am your ffff. Luke, I am your f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f thing that people do for stutters. And it's the most obvious thing possible. Imagine how that scene would have gone. Yeah, it's crazy. It's so dumb you expect there's gonna be a twist and there's no... it's like anti-comedy. There has to be a

twist. It can't be the thing that we're all thinking... it is. It's the thing that we're all thinking. Fuck. He thinks it's an act... his acting is gonna take us through this bit. All right. And again and again these references we were talking about a Carly Simon song from the 70s We're talking about Empire Strikes Back from 1980 Everything is in his childhood and he's an old guy. So it's it's not really hitting with normal people Well, then he starts talking about his Parents, I don't know if I've heard this one before you guys tell me I got a Puerto Rican dad and a Danish mom I'm a

Danish spick I'm a dick I steal clogs no one ever guessed that but it's okay but my father was very cheap he goes you know he's Puerto Rican and Danish so he steals clogs no one ever gets that or it's not funny John's sense of Puerto Ricans is worse than anyone else's every day he makes jokes about progress over just like ooh what do you mean by that what the fuck but he's a Danish spic which is a dick what do you think about that Adam I think he I But he's a Danish spick, which is a dick. What do you think about that, Adam? I think he doesn't even identify as a Spanish person or a Puerto Rican or a Danish person or a stutterer.

They're all just shields. He doesn't say anything about, except the most base, simple references to them. He doesn't ever really talk about what life is like as a stutterer. The only time he brings up stuttering is to paint himself as a hero or a victim and someone to pity and sympathize. That's it. He doesn't take us through, he doesn't offer any real

suggestions. He's not even Puerto Rican. It's never once been a part of any way he defines himself in his music, in his interviews. He's never once said, oh I have something in common with you because you're Puerto Rican, other than just catchphrases and low hanging fruit about having lots of kids. Yes, he loves to do that. Puerto Rican disappointment.

Only have three kids. All right, you just heard him say that his dad was cheap. This leads to a whole bit that he does. Very cheap, man. For instance, I don't know what your parents are, This leads to a whole bit that he does. But it's very cheap men for instance. I don't know what your parents are you know, don't forget this is before the year. My father's idea for any broken arm, whatever was saying going to always say going and when you open the door to the scene, it was the same fucking three toothpicks

in the zinc ointment. Oh, you gotta cut fucking zinc ointment. You gotta burn zinc ointment. And when you open that jar, for anything, it was like playing Russian roulette. You didn't know which one was used for my brother's hemorrhoids, or which was used for my sister's yeast infection.

No! My father was the cheap bastard every fucking holiday. The beer he served, the Bournondé was B.C. But my father was so cheap. That zinc ointment thing, I don't even understand that one. No, do you say toothpicks? Yeah, there's three toothpicks, so it's Russian roulette if it was used on the yeast infection and his brothers now has hemorrhoids for some reason They're contagious

It just sounds like Opie saying skunk fart to me. Yeah, just like being saying just saying gross stuff to gross you out And like garbage pail kids. Yeah, that's their act Doesn't make sense to me. I've never used zinc ointments. I don't know what that is. But could you grab a different toothpick or applicator? You know, to use the ones that are in there. Right. Anyway, it's a dumb joke.

No one responded. No one can relate to it. No one understood what's going on. But now he gets into his father is so cheap bit that he has. But my father was so cheap. This is the part of the sample we have some, some audience participation. Steven, my name, you think you can get me a beer? Because I can't perform without alcohol. And his dad was cheap. Someone was laughing, but that was real right there.

He's like, I got it empty, so... I'm grown too. The show's over if we don't get a beer up here. You heard it go from like laughter to, oh, that's kind of sad. Yeah, definitely. The whole thing where he needs everyone to yell how cheap was he? We all gave up on that the 70s. I'm pretty sure that's what all of America went. Yeah, we're not doing that anymore John 15 20 seconds of his act. You can't just

He's got more coming here You know, I work with comics now that drink lattes what the fuck happened this is supposed to be a party here with the help Lattes the fuck out of it anyway my father. That's a great joke We get it on fucking sink in Are you all from Jersey? My father was so cheap. He was so cheap. His idea of a trust fund was John will get nothing. Trust me. All of that build up for the trust fund joke fuck me I mean

we're over a minute in to just the setup for this a minute nine just to hear that my father was so cheap every time he needs to do this call and answer thing each time he does this. He doesn't know how to tell the joke without doing it. Obviously. I mean he started correcting them before they even responded. He hadn't even listened to them before. He was like, oh come on, give me more. It's like a bar mitzvah DJ.

He was so cheap when he and my mom would go grocery shopping and she would ask him to pick up her favorite Diet soda and the pink can he would refuse to do you want to pick up the tab? So that joke was so bad Everyone saw it coming from a mile away. The delivery was piss poor Tom Meyer style, too many words. Like just get to pick up the tab. Diet soda, pick up the tab, that's it. You don't have to talk about the color.

Can't, we're all gonna get it. We're already ahead of you before you even get there. So don't worry about that. The setup being this preface that a person has to say something they would never ever say. And it just immediately makes you not trust this setup And not like the joke it's my one says get me that thing in the pink can My father was so cheap

All right one more Part of this cheap bit and then we'll move on with our lives I'll repeat myself. Don't worry. I'm just thinking you guys with no tab, right? I'll repeat myself, don't worry, I'm just figuring you guys would know TAB, right? Oh, no. Alright, mind! He's still scolding the audience for not laughing at that joke. It's right back to the clogs, he's like, nobody ever laughs, no one ever gets this one. No, they're just not laughing at him.

He already told them to fuck off over this joke. Yeah, you'll get the TAB joke on your way home. No, no, no, we got it. That's exactly what he would say though, you just nailed his mental state. He would never go, this joke doesn't work. He would say, you people never get his mental state. He would never go this joke doesn't work You people never get this Ten years I've been telling this joke and you never get it fucking idiots. I'll repeat myself. Don't worry I'm just thinking you guys with no tab, right?

All right, my fault was so cheap He was so cheap his favorite board game to play with us when we were kids was the Monopoly because he loved the free ball. Alright, didn't like that one either. Try another one. My father was so cheap. How cheap was it? He was so cheap, he married my mom on February 29th, so he only had to buy a fucking anniversary gift once every four years.

Come on, bro! Skola! Skola! That's how you know the bit is over. Wow, the audience, you got to hear them get the joke way before he even finished it. He could have just said February 29th. Got it. They got it, yep.

Totally understand. And that was so that, you know, cause on anniversaries you have to buy gifts for your spouse, tradition. I mean, I don't, but you know, allegedly this is a thing. Anyway, comics and drinking lattes, how about that? How about that?

What the fuck? Those, dad is so cheap. Like you could open up a joke book and get those jokes out of it. They'd be better written. Even when- Definitely shorter. Even the Monopoly one. Yeah.

Back when we would play a board game when we were kids, his favorite game to play was like, his favorite board game is Monopoly because of free parking. Yep. That's it. Not funny, but better. I improved it. That's all you gotta say.

And in his mind, he thinks he's going for the, I know these aren't the best jokes, but I'll do a Jackie-style rapid delivery. Right. But he's incapable of the rapid delivery. So it's only the first couple words that are fast, then it just all kind of crumbles, or he runs out of air, or out of voice,

and it just falls apart. It's really embarrassing. It's really embarrassing that in 2025, he's doing my dad was so cheap jokes and making the audience participate in that, not a comic. And he still doesn't notice if he actually wasn't so drunk and just slowed down and paid attention, he would notice that whenever he accidentally says something real

in between his written jokes, they get big laughs. Like even when he just said right then, okay, that didn't work, how about this one? It got a real, genuine laugh. And then he squandered that with whatever his next line was. But everyone's to know what, like the fuck off gets a laugh sometimes when he's being real about it. The alcohol, I need alcohol.

You are the least funny person I've ever met you are not funny Okay, you're obnoxious. Okay, not fun. It goes back to what Howard is that I have to cut you off It goes back to what Howard said a long time ago. You're funny when you're not trying to be And John it goes back to what I said earlier those guys in the back seat of the car That's the show we want to see and they got to see it I'm so glad we got to hear that from them because I want to see that you know how to navigate to the bar down the Street he was fully foster. I was curious about that So he couldn't do left or right on a Florida. You know Tulane Highway

Were they in fear of their lives because they said he was already banged up They said he was holding it together. Yeah, okay, so it sounds to me like John probably shouldn't be operating a vehicle that evening, but How has he gotten away with this night after night after night of his usual home? He doesn't have gigs that often. He's usually pounding beers on his couch, so It's fine. I don't want to know how bad the odors we did ask about that They said the the car was fine Which is shocking if I had taken cats across the country and they're pissing and shitting in my car. I would burn it

There's nothing you could do to fix that Pinkies bicky two bucks says did you all see the pic of SJ's bed? It's frightening. I did there is It looks like a turd on the floor. Mm-hmm And if you zoom in on the side of the bed, have you done that? I highly recommend it. I'm sure Cardiff has. What are those stains? It was like when the photographs came back from the James Webb telescope and we discovered

there were so many more galaxies than we ever imagined. It was like, what is all that human carbon on there? Yeah, right. Yeah, there's a lot to unpack looking at John's house. Sonny Melendez says, Tukey has been from inside SJ's house. Did you see? No. I have seen clips of it. Yes. Yes. Played it last night. Carl, can you get full bit of inside drunkies house? I'm sure that I can. Sonny Melendez, thank you for that. I want to see that. We'll check it out. I got

opi and Anthony stuff coming up very interesting week in the world of opi and Anthony But before that I got to play you this bit that they're doing is that Gary Delabatte went to this vinyl museum. Baba Buoy. Baba Buoy. Yeah. And you know that Gary's a big fan of vinyl. He has many pieces of vinyl in his collection.

And so they sent along this guy, John Blit, who's part of the show too, to record Gary at this vinyl museum. And the whole point of this is to show that Gary won't shut up about his vinyl and he's to talk about records that he's enjoys and stuff. So thinking back to Howard and then how are you back air? You're such an idiot. All you do is talk about your vinyl. So I'll give you a little clip from here that I think sums up the fact that Gary's kind of over this. They've been doing this bit for 30 some years Maybe 40 years at this point where it's like, oh Gary, you're really into your hobby. How lame and here's an example I think Gary wanted the guy to know that he knew about the Jimi Hendrix album that he didn't want to just sit there

And let the guy have his moment. I think that's what was am am I right, Gary? You wanted the guy to know that you know something? Sure. Yeah, okay, that's what I figured. It's hard for Gary not to show off his knowledge of vinyl. It's hard for Gary to even play along at this point. Gary, you're just being a jackass, right? If you say so. Yep, that's it, that's it, Howard, you got me.

And they're playing these audio clips, it's not a good bit. My buddy buddy Mike turned me on to this he said they've been building this up for a while But it's like yeah, they just picked the clips that have Gary talking a lot and even Gary's just like yeah I mean the guy was showing us stuff and I was letting him talk to him, but you're not gonna play those clips So whatever is Jerry at serious Station I would think so yeah, I Is Jerry at serious? Jerry's at the station. I would think so, yeah. I think everyone's there but Howard and Rob. But this is the real reason why I'm playing this is because they're talking to John Blitt. He's the one who has the clips for this and he lets something come out that we've all been suspicious of. And combine that with Gary's love of just gabbing it's it's unbelievable but I zone in I zone yeah Gary I'm sure you

do I do play us some clips what to give us an idea what this was oh hang on a second I don't have the script in front of me Script and we actually have a script. That's awesome. There is a script. Yeah I'll be sure to get one too. So I can Start this I was watching CBS Sunday morning and I saw this guy Gary to the rescue Wow, the word script comes out and you heard Howard to be like, oh, there's a script. Oh, yeah, it's funny I want to grab my script too Yeah, I can start this that's not how a natural conversation begins I can start I can get this going and get us to the right point on the page so we can all follow along now

And John blit was never brought back Is that pretty wild the word script finally came out something that we've all been speculating out for some time, but whoops. Eepsee. It shows you there's no space for anything spontaneous to even happen ever because it doesn't. There's no it. It's impossible. There's nothing organic. I forgot my buddy Mike who I was in Texas with a couple weeks ago and He still listens to the show We're having a conversation this might have been going back a month or so

Where he was telling me about an organic thing that happened on the stern to his crow You wouldn't believe it this color called in and then this person came into the room I forget what it was But he was blown away that it seemed like something organic was happening at the Howard Stern show. How weird is that? That's crazy. That's actually off-putting like whoa What's going on here? This isn't this wasn't planned. They're just doing a thing One of the biggest takeaways I had from the one time I got to go on the Howard Stern show was You could not tell when the commercial was over and when the show started because it just happened so naturally

There was no shift. There was no countdown. There was no oh, we're on now No, whatever conversation was happening just started and continued and you know, no one had to say hold on. Where are we? I'll start this. Yeah, right, right. Oh, that's actually very interesting. I must have been a blast to be there Yeah, I mean it was it was it was like Mad Magazine in terms of it's just like I hoped it would be look at that Yeah All right. Let's talk about our buddy. Hopey Yeah, I mean it was it was it was like Mad Magazine in terms of it's just like I hoped it would be look at that Yeah All right, let's talk about our buddy. Hopey Bah bah bah bah bah bah Now before we get not sit here for you trashing Opie subreddit surfing patreon only show bye Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba little bit. The question was, because Anthony finally debuted on WABC Sunday night, everyone's been talking about this, always been talking about it a lot, and

so the question comes in, hey, Opie, did you listen to your buddy Anthony's debut on WABC? Did you listen to Ant's show? No, of course not. Why would I? Well, I guess like, I guess if you work with someone for over 20 years and they're making their comeback to part-time AM radio in the middle of the night on a Sunday, uh, you would think there'd be some interest there just to, you know, take a peek, take a listen. I couldn't be bothered. No, how did he do? I would assume he did well. He couldn't be bothered. Did you listen? Of course not. Couldn't be bothered. No, how did he do? I would assume he did well. He couldn't be bothered. Did you listen?

Of course not. Couldn't be bothered. This is all you've been talking about. All the videos you're putting up are about this. You don't think you'd want to be prepared and have some information? By the way, thanks to Doom for pulling this clip. Appreciate you, buddy. You would think the only reason he would choose not to watch it is so when people asked him about it, he could say, I didn't watch it. I have no comment. Instead, he says, I didn't watch it. But I will talk about it for the next hour and a half. He does. passionately. He does. Yes.

Please comment on ants triumphant return to broadcast. I didn't watch or listen, whatever. I didn't listen. I probably should have listed because it would have made this live stream Fantastic, but I simply couldn't be bothered. Isn't that incredible right there? Oh, we even caught himself realizing Oh, this is what everyone's gonna be talking about on my Monday morning stream this thing just happened last night and I don't have anything for it and People are giving me money to ask me what I thought about it and I don't know He didn't know this was gonna happen. Yeah. Yeah. don't know. He didn't know this was going to happen? Yeah. He didn't know.

He didn't know this was going to come up? He had no idea? He's trying to act like he's better than it. It's like his rule of no show prep applies to like everything. He's prepared to talk about daylight savings. He had a whole rant about that. He was ready to go. Yes, he gets up before the sun comes up.

So I'd be annoyed by daylight savings to a fiber habit, but this is why Opie is a failure I mean we've been outlining this for quite a while if So I didn't watch any NBA games last night Not a single one and if the chat came out and asked me about the Cavaliers I wouldn't engage because I don't know did they play? Who's even on their team? I have no idea. Then I'll watch that shit. Opie comes down and goes, I couldn't be bothered to watch that. And then spends his entire show talking about it. Why? Why wouldn't you think that maybe

you should be semi prepared to put on a good show that people want to watch and engage with and will get clipped, people will play these clips and get your take on it. But no, he is not impressed. Oh, he's doing two hours a week. WABC radio, but eight at night to 10, right? Eight to 10, I believe was the shift. That's, that's a nothing burner. But with that said, I mean, if they they're putting them there to see how he does test shows, we're thinking of giving you a full-time gig here,

but let's start you at a real shitty time on the weekends, just to see how it goes. And then if this leads to him maybe getting a real shift, then look, then it starts getting impressive. So I hope he's not impressed yet. He's not impressed enough to listen because it's not a good shift and it's a part-time gig. And so he's kind of dismissing it for that,

which is hilarious considering what we all know is going to happen here. That I think it's offered syndication less than 48 hours after his first show airs. And we'll play the reaction of Opie there because you'd think he'd be like,-pressed, you know, like wow That's not into that happening. So quick. That's a few moments pretty impressive

Also, he says um He says he had to You know pretend to be a bad actor. He mentioned the exact station and the exact time It's on and then had to add or whatever I don't really know in the middle of the night on a Sunday night, eight to 10. And that made me realize, is that why he does this so early?

Cause he thinks this is the coveted morning radio. Yes. That's insane. Everything he does, and I have the clip of Anthony talking about this, everything OP is doing is to try to get back on the radio. Wow. This is why he gets up at this early before the kids are even up and does

this show. Doesn't say anything very edgy. Wake up, yep, wake up with OP. He would say he doesn't like politics is because this side's just gonna toe that line and that side's just gonna toe that line. Well you're the guy saying I know everything about this radio show I haven't seen. Now I'm gonna give my opinion on it. Yeah. Probably should have researched this. The new show was Beyond Sad and just meh. Well, I probably should have, I probably should have listened. I probably would have had a lot to say about it. Probably not, but yes, you should have listened. I highly doubt you'd have a lot to say about it.

How the fuck does this guy not know to listen to Anthony's show and give him a week's worth of material? He could have been teasing shit Monday, be like, yeah, I listen to it. I'm gonna break down hour two on tomorrow's show. Whatever, he could have been dragging this out. To me, I'm still playing center-gen standard

for the bulk of Black Box. You see how this works, Opie? He's making it more and more clear that it would hurt him to listen to it. Yes. Correct. It bothers him. And so what Opie has to do in order to make it seem like this is an embarrassing thing that Anthony's doing, he has to always bring it back to the money. Because Opie can't say that Ant's a bad broadcaster, that this isn't miraculous,

that he's back on radio. He just has to make fun of him for not making a lot of money on it. I mean, with all the money he's making, and he only has a two hour shift, my God, the commercial load must have been crazy though. If he's making all that money, two hours on AM radio, they had to have 20, 30 minutes of commercials

to try to pay his salary, right? Hell yeah. Barrister, I'm sorry. I just didn't listen. I have literally nothing to say about that. I mean, I have a lot to say about AM radio in general. You know that I got a new car recently.

Okay. So, Opie is the one who believed the chat when they said it was $300,000 a year. So he's just like, oh, it was a two hour shift. I was making all that money. Was it like 20, 30 minutes of commercials? Well, first off, yeah. If you put today on radio, yeah, that is that is accurate. It would be that much commercial time for sure.

But someone finally points out to Opie that Anthony's never bragged about the money he's making from WAPA.B.C. Money was never a part of this. And Opie has to acknowledge that finally. You realize Anthony never talked money. Anthony never talked money with this new A.B.C. deal. You let a troll who made S.Up get to you and now you keep repeating the numbers

like they actually came from Anthony. Okay, thank you, Brooklyn guy. Well, thanks for correcting that, Okay. My bad, my bad. And after that, Opie goes on to admit that he doesn't watch stuff. So he gets information from other people and he runs with it. And sometimes it's false information. And he even says, I should be consuming this content so that I know what I'm talking about. But there's never a thing where he's like, I'm gonna change my ways and actually do that. He never says, yeah, from now on, I'm not listening to the chat.

I'm gonna find out the information and come with it. He just goes, yeah, you know, people tell me shit and I roll with it. And sometimes it's wrong. Yeah, could he fix that or correct it? Nope, no plan on that at all. Which is why he's so lost, because he'll never understand or learn, or,

you know, even just watch and get a proper example that he's he's ruining this all for himself every single day. It's always the people in a certain group when one of them has success, people have a response that's either I hate that person, they don't deserve this, I deserve this, or they go, well, if my friend is being successful, then that means I probably will too. Like, Opie, isn't this the greatest thing to ever happen to you? Don't you need this to go well?

Don't you have an invested interest in this being the most successful thing ever so that people are like, we gotta get another one of those. Instead, you're sitting here on the air every day saying I would never do an AM radio show. Why would I want to? They can't pay me enough. I'm expensive and I wouldn't enjoy it

because I don't like doing this when it's not for money. OP, you're doing this not for money right now as you're saying this, not for money right now. As you're saying this, it's crazy stuff. He's convincing everyone to never hire him ever again and digging his own grave. And I was gonna play this clip next. But I think this summarizes that perfectly. And you know, I mean, no, I heard that. Would I entertain an offer at this point? I would listen, I guess. no, I had not. Would I entertain an offer at this point?

I would listen, I guess. Yeah, what do you got? I would listen, I guess. So the question came up, have you gotten any offers from radio stations? And he's like, no, no, I haven't. He's like, I guess I would entertain an offer maybe if it came up.

And you're right, he wants a radio gig. Everything he's doing is showing you he wants to be employed again. And he's doing everything he can to make sure that no one will ever offer him a radio gig. He would say to them, what do you got? Opie, what have you got? Like they're looking for TikTok followers.

They're looking for engagement. They're looking for topics. What have you got? You've dwindled all that down to nothing. Your eyes won't even open anymore. You don't have a face. And Anthony even said, because the reason why I took this opportunity was to bet on myself.

Because I know if I can get my foot in the door that I could grow this thing because he understands he's a good broadcaster and what his potential would be. Opie, I think, understands what a terrible broadcaster he is. So he needs a deal that's gonna pay him as much money as possible up front, because he knows it's not gonna last. Whereas Anthony's looking at it just the opposite. He's like, well, if I get a Sunday night shift, who knows? Yeah, I could grow this thing.

Yeah, right. So Anthony came on his show that Monday. So this was Monday morning, Opie reacting. Anthony watched this, came on his show that Monday. So this was Monday morning, OP Reacting, Anthony watched this, came on his show. And he sits down and does this thing, this podcast for 20, 30 people, and he proceeds to start talking,

you know, the comments he gets get him revved up. And we all know it, and the the trolls know it so they get on and they start posting these things like hey do you listen to Anthony on ABC last night no listen why why would I listen that I'm like oh boy I listen I watch I see what these guys are up to why wouldn't I? It's so it's such a phony thing to just go. Yeah, I don't listen. I don't know what's going on with that I don't have the time you're on the time you're up at 3 a.m. In front of a camera

Yeah, it's worse than that. He said he couldn't be bothered The one thing he knows people want to talk to him about and he couldn't be bothered He's like, yeah, I forget what the show was. He's just like, yeah, we've been binging this show, so we watch that instead. He can't be bothered to do anything. Can't be bothered. Chris, you said it. He can't. It's like looking at an ex with their, you know, new partner. He doesn't want to see it.

It hurts him. But how is he able to do that? I mean, he's not a good person. He's not a good person. He's not a good person. He's not a good person. He's not a good person. He's not a good person.

He's not a good person. He's not a good person. He's not a good person. He's not a good person. It's like looking at an ex with their new partner. He doesn't wanna see it, it hurts him. But how is he then pulling all these clips and then labeling it with Anthony's name over and over again? Like this is a prison. He is trapped in a torturous prison that he can't get out of.

He knows he's gonna have to answer to this stuff on Monday and he can't bring himself to look so he'll just close his eyes and kinda make sounds and hope that it all goes away and we can go back to talking about what, Opie? What would you now like to be talking about once all of this is out of the way? This is the only thing you have any passion or emotion for.

You told us all you don't think this job is worth it unless you're getting paid an obscene amount. Well that's why Anthony's working now and you're not because he spent the last 10 years like an athlete working out knowing he might be too old to get back in the ring but if I'm in shape at least I have a chance. So he cultivated a brand, an attitude, he engaged online with younger people that had different opinions, he appeared on shows so that when they came for him, he had a whole world already built.

And it wasn't just like, we like your talking, you also have this presence, we could use it. WABC has like 30,000 followers online. Anthony has 250,000 and younger people. His audience actually skewers younger to W-A-B-C. That's what he's been doing while you've been not paying attention in your penthouse for the last decade. Well, I gotta stop you right there, Adam. You say you don't know what Opie would be talking about.

He was talking about how the weather's been nice lightly in New York Coming up soon. Can't wait to go out fishing again. I Mean I heard about this daylight savings change forever. It was just the biggest thing to happen to him You know it's like when you visit grandma, and she's like oh, let me tell you this story And that's the thing that happened that week a man came by and it was the wrong door yeah, he talked about how he was on an elevator and talking about the weather with a guy on the fucking elevator I'm like this guy is doing nothing in his life he's so lonely and bored mm-hmm but meanwhile all of this exciting stuff is happening all around him and it's just and he's the guy we want to hear it from if he

actually did the Kumi is cuck show that would be interesting I don't want to hear about it from him I want to hear about it from Opie he actually did the Kumi is Cuck show, that would be interesting. I don't want to hear about it from him. I want to hear about it from OP. It's such a perfect opportunity for OP to go on here and just review Anthony show or view the radio show just totally embrace it. He would have probably five acts as many viewers as we do watching his streams. If he didn't hide or, you know, if he wasn't too afraid or lazy to have any beliefs, if he actually said, I'm a liberal and I like liberal stuff, and he just went down that route, wouldn't it be funny for a liberal AM station to hire OP? Wouldn't that get some news regardless of how untalented he was? Just that move might might be something but he's guaranteeing that will never happen

He's gonna work for arrogant America All right. This is Anthony explaining the the opportunity that he had He was fired for gross misconduct over at serious XM for taking pictures over the top of a shit stall in a bathroom of Roland. So then you're out of the business.

He's been doing this whatever it is since. And he looks at something like the job I took at ABC as a downgrade, as something like, why would you do it? Making, goofing on the fact that it's a Sunday night gig on AM radio. I know my position here, but I also know that I have the ability to make something of it. I don't care how small the opportunity is. I'm gonna do my best at it and make something of it.

So this is going back to Opie's trying to goof on him for the actual job it is. And the only other person who's doing this is Kevin Brennan, who's just as mentally ill as Opie is. Because Anthony's ever bragged about the slot or the money he's making or anything. It was just a can you believe it? I was fired persona non grata. And now I'm back on New York City radio. And it's incredible

how people are like, this is amazing. This is a really good sign. It's you know, for cancel culture, for Anthony Kumia, specifically for radio, all of these things. Everyone's celebrating it, getting behind it, and OP just sits there and be like, oh, but how much money is he going to make? And this is the point that we were making. Anthony brings this up. Every single thing he's done since he was fired from Sirius XM has been an audition for radio or in his mind maybe even some TV thing. But everything. It's why he doesn't curse. It's why he's completely non-confrontational and uncontroversial about everything going and uncontroversial about everything going on in the world.

So if you see any clips of him talking about me, it's just hilarious because he puts the importance on the size of the gig and the opportunity and the money. That was another thing. He's making, I think he blurted something out the other day, one show a week, two hours a week, and he starts doing that fake laugh. He's not even making $500 an episode. Now I have said money was the last consideration

in this gig. That's the only angle he has, is to clown him for the time slot and the amount of money and he wants it to be embarrassing. Remember on the show the other day, I played the clip where Opie's like, oh, he shouldn't have made a big deal about us because now he has to admit that he's on Sunday nights.

Admit, you mean promote. He's gonna promote these on Sunday nights so that people know when to tune in and listen to him. Now, this is great because this was been Opie's angle the whole time is like he's not making any money. It's not a good job. This is actually a whole various story about Anthony kind of reveals what he's getting paid at W ABC. This is fascinating. And he had to keep saying that he's making you know, at the most he's not even making 500 a show.

Truth be told, when I was in the meeting up in New York, I was given a number and it's one show. So the number I was given, I assumed I swear to you, I can say what the number was, but I assumed it was a per show And I can say what the number was. But I assumed it was a per show number. It just sounded like that. Sounded like this is what we can pay you. And then he said a number. And I thought that number was per show.

I get my contract, and I read through it very meticulously and I see the part of the contract that says compensation and I see that the number he gave me that I thought was a per episode number was the yearly salary. Now that's hysterical. What number could that be? 5,000 bucks? What would be like, what can they be paying him annually that he thought was a per episode amount? Hope he doesn't all take this as a cue that being sincere and honest is entertaining, at least engaging.

Yeah, I found this so fascinating. I was hilarious the way he told this story about how little he's making. That's a pretty funny addict tale. Yeah I'm actually making one fifty second of how much I thought I was gonna be making at this job And it shows you that he's an artist and a broadcaster and Opie is not because yeah Yeah, he still signed it. Why would he waste his time doing that? And he's like I love this This is what I like to do. Because I love doing it and I have something to say. Right I'm doing that and he's like I love this is what I love doing it and I have something to say right And there was a time when Opie was on college radio and interning and that's all he ever wanted to do and he can't remember That that's what it's supposed to be. He's showing you by example and admitting what you were talking about Opie

He said well, I assumed I was worth a whole lot more. Yeah, I guess I was wrong. Anyway, I love to sing So I'll do the show It reminds me reminds me of Aaron Imholte who says if we're not making money. I'm not doing the show for free I'll just go work a job and you'll never see me again And I've always said this was my hobby and now it's my job and I will continue to do this for as long as I'm having fun doing it because that's the whole point of all of this and Opie's missing the point and so Anthony also announced that his first guest in studio when he's in New York at

April 13th will be Jim Norton which is hilarious you're gonna have Ant and Jim back together so people are asking Opie about that of course Opie has no comments good good for them I don't care It doesn't matter and he explains why he even discusses Anthony Koumea coming in. All right. Thank you, Ray. I don't know what to tell you if you guys don't bring up Anthony Watch what happens watch it wait. He's not talking about it anymore. Yeah, no shit Opie just admitted he has no control over his own shows Over the content of his own show. He has no control whatsoever. Just whatever people are talking about, that's the show.

It's the weather. It's a thing that happens to him. Yes, right. Like what a fucking idiot. The whole reason why this is a big deal is because all you've been doing is putting out clips about what an asshole Anthony is for years, but especially in the last few months.

And so Anthony has a big announcement. They're like, what do you think about this this I don't want to talk about that, right so Obvious that he's hurt It's the only topic you might be an expert on or that people would want to hear your opinion about and it's the only thing You say you don't want to talk about it's it's but you still talk about it. You're playing all sides and it's just Incredible to watch happening in real time. It's taking the high road without even getting close to the high road, nowhere near it, but saying that you're there.

And by the way, his idea of doing non-offensive, middle-of-the-road material is to show up at a Mexican mechanic's place and joke about ice and claim you're going to call ice. Is that you're not having an opinion on social issues. That's your comedy. Yeah, but other people are racist. Right. He's he's a dumb guy. Greg Hughes. He's a really unintelligent guy. It's a Prince Joffrey thing or King Joffrey thing where they're just so isolated up in their tower. They have no idea what's going on with real people. But the real tragedy is they think they know and that's why they're kind of dangerous. Oh, yeah, for sure.

It's the Dunning Krueger thing. So Anthony comes on his show yesterday and has a big announcement that he's going to read the press release. Red Apple Audio Networks, this is the syndication company that is owned by the owner of WABC and they have 388 stations nationwide. Networks moves quickly to respond to market demand for the syndication of the Anthony Cunha show. It's been less than 48 hours. I did the show Sunday night from eight to 10. Syndication, syndication now. Is that impressive? I hope he can revisit this.

It's funny, we'll get to his reaction on this in a second, but you would think he'd be like, all right, well well that's something. What's great are these numbers because it shows how stupid Opie is. We were playing the clips on here of Opie going, man, Anthony should not have made a big deal about this. Cause now everyone can see what a failure is. He's on Sunday nights for two hours.

He was talking this up. Like it was a big deal. He's back at the WBC and now we got embarrassing. This is for him. Well, turns out talking it up. It was a big deal. He's back at the WBC. And now we got embarrassing this is for him. Well, turns out talking it up and getting publicity for it was the smartest thing Anthony could have done. They're moving at lightning speed to syndicate the Anthony Kumeya show in response to demand from radio stations across the country. Kumeya's triumphant return to radio on 77 WABC last Sunday, 8 to 10 Eastern Time, sparked a flurry of inquiries about syndication from these various stations that are on the network.

Digital statistics from the show's debut demonstrated the popularity of Anthony Cumea with listeners. streaming figures skyrocketed. 236% over the previous Sunday. So, that's pretty good. 236%. The podcast download shot up 67%. WABC radio app usage went through the roof at a phenomenal 96.7% over the previous show last Sunday. The website traffic rose 82%. 77 WABC tweets around the show premier generated 340,000 listener interactions. So I guess they saw that and a lot of the other stations on the network were like, what the **** are we doing? It's miraculous. What has happened here? Did one kind of like a test show kind of thing

because we've talked about this. Anthony's come out and said he wants an afternoon gig. He wants to do mid days on this radio station. But he's like, I'll take what I can get. I'll prove myself. And boy, did he, like getting a ton of people streaming this listening to it on the AM dial numbers up huge. And this is this is what we were talking about earlier. This is what Anthony's been doing the whole time. And WABC has an older audience that's not necessarily active online. They're listening to the radio.

But he has a slightly younger audience and people all over that are hitting that app, that are finding the other ways. That are, remember when like, you know, six people tweeted Stevie Tomatoes, and Stevie Tomatoes is like, hey, hey, hey, something's gotta change, we're getting bombarded over here, right?

We made the phone call from the creep off, like, all right, there's too many phone calls. Yeah, they're not used to that kind of attention. You know, Anthony retweets W-A-B-C, all of these people start hitting W-A-B-C, they're like, holy shit, this is what we're trying to do. Anthony has something to offer them, not Opie, who's like, okay, what do you have for

me? Yes. Wow me. Right. He brings something to the table besides a name from 10 years ago. And the other stations, there's like 380 stations in this network are all going, holy shit, we want that kind of buzz going. We haven't had anyone talking about our station in decades. There's an intern or a 20 something year old social media director of WABC that's tasked with how are you going to make Roger Stone likable to the younger generation. And she's looking at this and she's just pulling her hair out. And he comes in and she's like, there it is. He's got that thing.

They're all now using the app. They're all checking out the websites. This is great. He solved a problem for them. This is hilarious because I could tell that, you know, Anthony's very happy with getting the job and now the syndication deal and being able to reach a lot more people with his message

and talk to these people and engage. But he also is really loving the fact that this is driving Opie crazy. Here's proof of that. And then, you know, the little bio. Kumio has a long history on radio beginning in 1994 with one half of the Opie and Anthony show. And I do enjoy that the press release says Opie and Anthony in it. Not for any reason you might think. Many many years ago, when you signed up for a Google, your Google address, Google email,

whatever it is, you could sign up for, if there's a press release, if there's a news story with someone's name in it, you can put that in and you'll get alerts. You'll get alerts as to the release. And I know I've always had Opie and Anthony in my alerts. I see it all the time, especially now. It's in there. I'll hit it and go, oh, Anthony is from the Opie and Anthony show is over

at WABC radio. Someone else also has that in their alerts. So they get every single press release and both the ones of late are probably not the ones he wants to say. I love that. He's like, I know there's a Google alert set up and every time what we have to be is in an article Online because I have this set up for W ATP and for the ice it up. So I see this shit, too That's gonna be driving him crazy

It really hammers home the similarities between John and Opie at this point because John had Sirius XM Promoting his name his comedy and his act and his try 24-7 and he looked at that and said, that's my enemy. How do I get rid of that and make that stop? All of a sudden, Opie and Anthony are making news, and you're like, how do I remove my name from this? I want nothing to do with this. This is the worst thing to ever happen to me.

Everyone's searching, what is Opie's reaction to this? And they find the video, and Opie's like, I didn't even watch it. I don't care. Can't be bothered. That was his take. I mean, what if a news outlet actually wanted his take and they tuned into that and he says he doesn't care? Can't watch it.

So then Opie comes on his show after this announcement. So this is from this morning. And I don't know why he reads this chat. I think it's a free chat, too. If you weren't so bitter, angry and miserable, maybe some of your old coworkers would help you out as it stands. Now you'll be hanging by your belt in your bedroom closet within wakes. Why is that voices of misery? You're a weird dude. You're a weird dude I'm exactly where I want to be oh weirdo you're a weirdo this is be happy as the next count up there your life is in shambles why are you bringing these things up on the screen why are you reading them and why are you

pretending your life is exactly where you want it to be it's not that's insane obviously not if I read this in a funny voice. It'll go away What the fuck you can fire back like that's that's crazy. I won't be in my bedroom closet I got better places to hang myself. I've scoped it out at the beach house It it's um There was some person. I don't know who they are, but they they keep hitting me up on different Media, and they're concerned about oppie. They really are just an old Opie and Anthony fan that are watching him being like, I know you guys are joking and it's funny but this guy isn't doing well and you need to really understand this and I

gotta say I agree with them. This is your buddy who just got kicked out of the band or just got divorced or lost all his money gambling And you turn to him and he's like I'm fine. I'm absolutely fine. I'm giving you no signs of being bothered I am cool In fact, I'm gonna go get a new car and that's when he walks away and you turn to your buddies and like he's gonna kill himself This is not how you process something like that even Anthony can be like I am not making the money I thought I was. He can't even for a second say, man, that would really help this podcast if I could promote it on the radio. He can't even say that. He's not gonna make any money says he's making money. He's not gonna it's a part-time gig. It doesn't mean anything

So now that this news comes out about syndication. Oh, he has to change his tune on this Oh, they just got syndicated after one show. When are you getting syndicated? I don't compete with Anthony I don't know what to tell you guys like I I made a decision a very long time ago a decision a very long time ago. When Anthony blew up the Opie and Anthony show, because he's a terrible person, I didn't blow up the Opie and Anthony show, he did. If he could have tamped down his racist crap, which he will now do for WABC,

because the one thing I know about Anthony is that he plays to the room. Couple things here. First off, Anthony didn't get fired for being racist on the air. It was over tweets. So for OPI to say that, like, oh, I'm sure now he's going to be on his best behavior on WABC. Well, he never did anything on Sirius that got him suspended or fined or anything like that. So that was a funny thing to say. wasn't racist and tell you at the radio station He was racist the privacy of his own home. You're right But I remember the time distinction. I remember the time being blown away

I'm like how can you lose your job on serious for something that you posted on Twitter? It doesn't even make sense to me I don't ever once heard ob mention. I didn't even know about it until afterwards. I never once heard him mention his taking pictures of people while they're going to the bathroom. Right. He doesn't bring it up ever as having anything to do with what happened. And it did have to do with his downfall. You have to admit. Yeah, we heard Anthony talking about how he's taking photos of Roland or video while he was shitting. But also, for open to be on here. Now his story is I don't compete with Anthony. First it was, I wouldn't even want that job,

I wouldn't even entertain that offer to go on WABC. Oh, now he's syndicated into 300 markets. What? I don't compete with him. He'll compete with anyone. That's the problem here. You're not in the game. I think that's what people are trying to point out to you

is that your former partner is in the game and you're not but remember Anthony's a bad guy. That's the only thing hold on. Hold on. Yeah refresh my memory He also says I made this decision a long time ago because Anthony's a terrible person. Yes When was that decision made? Per se because these guys used to hang out with their girlfriends or wives at one point So sure they were buds a lot of yeah And then he was happy about the Thanksgiving or Christmas Messages he was getting well before that so anything gets fired and opi comes out in the air

And he goes I nothing to do with this. I didn't want him to get fired. This is all terrible. It shouldn't have happened and Then oh, I think starts up compound, they started doing cross shows because opi was in the afternoon. And so was Anthony. So they would do each other's shows at the same time in simulcast, where they would like they did it like seven or eight times. So Anthony wasn't a terrible person yet. He was still talking to him. Okay. But he made a decision a long time ago to never talk to him again, because he's such a horrible person.

And by the way, we've listened to Anthony's talk about opi a He made a decision a long time ago to never talk to him again, because he's such a horrible person. And by the way, we've listened to Anthony's talk about Opie a lot and do a lot of psychoanalyzing, a lot of judging and criticizing. He has never said he's a terrible person. He's tried to help. Like, yeah, Opie's just, you know, when somebody says that about their ex, you know, they're not over it. You know, it was like John talking about how 40 years later

and he's talking bitching about Artie's material in a bar in Florida. It's like, get over it, come on. This is- So what's on your mind that's crazy. The fact that both Opie and John have put themselves in a position where they're known for one thing and if that one thing has any success, it hurts them. Yeah, that is a prison. You're defining yourself

by this thing that wants nothing to do with you. And that secretly destroys you inside when it succeeds. That's um, that's a nightmare. Yeah, he's not a good place. I would say he's not surrounded by friends in the industry or former co workers. None of them want anything to do with them. The only guys he's got is Tim Sabian, who will talk to him and his whole thing with Tim Sabian is build me a studio in the basement of Geberts and I'll be on your new network with that. Tim's just like, why would I do that? That's a terrible idea. But as I said, when this announcement first happened, it

wasn't about Anthony was a terrible guy, it was about was a terrible deal and he wasn't making any money. But now that maybe money's coming in, he has to change his tune. So if you're happy for Anthony, you're a fan of Anthony. You're excited for his big return. You're excited that he's now having his two hour show syndicated, which is that's not really a big deal because isn't it? Isn't he being heard on an app and on the internet anyway, through his ABC show, whatever. There's no jealousy here because he's not in my life. I chose a long time ago to not have anything to do with the guy because I don't think he's a good person. I think he's a terrible person if you want to know the truth.

Yeah, we know. We get it. You don't sound jealous at all, Lope. I mean, does he even have that many listeners? Maybe he does, but either way, he's a jerk. So who could possibly care? The amount of mental gymnastics he's going through, just like John, they don't mind coming off as a total liar if it means they can say something mean about their enemies.

For the last however many days, every day, you've been talking about how there's no audience there. There's no reach. So the second he gets syndicated, you're like, well, there was so much reach already there. What does it even matter? That's not a win. Right, there's only an app.

That was the same dumb shit that Kevin Brennan was saying after he got syndicated, just like, well, there was so much reach already there. What does it even matter? That's not That was the same dumb shit that Kevin Brennan was saying after he got syndicated. It's like well, so is a ray to veto He's on YouTube. He's everywhere to like this, you know, it's Completely different Yes, anyone in the world could watch Ray DeVito, but every single person has chosen not to so you know That's very different and the fact that they don't realize that there is irony that they're both talking about how they would never want that while Broadcasting to less than a hundred people is insanity. That's what I love so much. That's the part that makes me happy They think we don't even see them there. They're just invisible. I'm gonna close this blind real fast. Yeah, go for it I'm gonna play this clip of

blind real fast. Yeah, go for it. I'm gonna play this clip of Opie just losing control completely of his show and his chat because a person comes in with a super chat posing as his wife. Let me know. Mrs. Spud's Buckley gave me $5. All right. Now you go after my wife. That's cute. I mean, Opie really has zero control. So they put my real name is Lindsay. I just slept with Anthony. And you know why? Because I've had it with your ranting every morning. Plus Anthony's cock is huge. We just put that up on the screen because he's a fucking moron. He really needs a producer more than anyone.

I'll do it. All right. Chris has put his hand there. What does it pay? Opie? I would watch the show that is him arguing with his producer about the show and never need to watch the actual show just the the prep Talks He's like wow me Chris wow me What are you gonna do for me today Chris? I got some chats you could read All right, this is Opie talking about how he's ready for his shot on the radio.

If Anthony asked you to come on his WABC show, would you? Yeah, well, I can't say what I want to say because we got to keep it nice for everybody. For who? I have no desire. None. So right there, to the exact point that we just heard Anthony make, Opie is still auditioning Nice for everybody. Not for who? For who? I don't know the sire. Yup. None. So right there, to the exact point that we just heard Anthony make,

Opie is still auditioning for a radio job. He's like, oh, you know what I would do with that? I can't say that. FCC violation. Yeah, there's no FCC in this. Opie, you go for it. You say whatever the fuck you want, buddy. We all know that would have been

the only interesting thing he said all week long. You're right. And it's the only thing he kept himself from. And that's the thing he stopped himself from saying. Boy. One more clip on here. Opie just bought a new car and he was trying to make the point they don't have AM in the new car.

I think he bought a Tesla. But his car buying experience proves he's lonely and has no friends. And Mike gave me the sales pitch when I went onto the dealership, right? And then I told Mike, let's not do the sales pitch thing. Let's get to know each other. Let's talk a little bit.

I told him who I was. So he had O&A questions. I had car questions. And we developed a nice relationship. He became BFFs with his car salesman. He's like, well, what model you looking for? What kind of features you need? Like, I guess.

Slow your roll. Do you wanna go see a movie with me or what? We can talk about this over French fries at dinner, all right? Do you wanna see the car? We'll get there. Yeah, yeah, you're moving real fast from here, Mike. We'll slow you down right now. And just like John, there is not a chance in the world that that person recognized him from ONA without him

making it very clear what he used to do yep oh wow you're on your own we get a syndicate oh what markets oh okay cool what are you doing there are questions that generic bucket all right I have to play this I was watching toky suit last night when toky went into his opi impression And I really appreciate this J Lord or a 499 how jealous is open now kumis new show is now syndicated. I know it's got a stink I Don't care. I don't care Why would I care?

Why would I care I Why would I care? I have so much going on. Time to do it. Even if I wanted to. In between all the Joe Matarises, there's a perfect OP. Every third word is like perfect OP and then it goes right to Joe. I know it's hard. It's oh come on Cardiff come on Cardiff Don's right you need a doggy to cleanse your palate

There you go Think that was associate producer Ralph. I don't know if that was Cardiff, but I Thought it was a very good Opie impression. I was enjoying it's tough to impress Ralph I guess so I was enjoying that watching that last night doing a puppet impersonating. Oh be there's still things going on Dookie tried to do a lot of good Ralph can back off a little it's a lot going on While he's working the mouth. He's doing a lot. Yeah, there's a lot going on if you ever subscribe to his channel I recommend it because he has some videos of showing a camera angle of him on shows with us like this little piggy and shit Where it's Rocco working the puppet and also his mouse

He's hosting the show and he's pulling up clips that he's doing all that just like wallets. That's some juggling act He's got symbols strapped to his knees He's doing it all Speaking of doing it all. Review girl, Annie is in the house. Sup Annie. Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Cardiff has abandoned us, but you're here. Let's get into this game of two minutes with Tom Myers. It's time for everyone's favorite new new game show. Two minutes with Tom.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to fumble a joke? A joke. What did Tom say next? Here are your choices. Number one, being rich must be a cure for diabetes. I'm doomed. B, he's literally the only billionaire that doesn't make hand quotes when talking about his coke habit. Next, if he ever eats an entire roll of Mentos, his head will skyrocket. Four, he's consuming less sugar a day than any member of Honey Boo Boo's family.

And lastly, his piss must be what they make Mountain Dew out of. Two minutes with Tom. All right. Here's my take on this. Next and four are both way funnier than anything Tom would come up with. Yeah, if it is those, I'll apologize to Tom. It's one of those two. Oh, that's nice. You props to Cardiff. That's very good.

I'm going to go with lastly, even though that might be too clever to his piss must be what they make mountain do out of. I'm sticking with it. Lastly, you are locked in. Adam, what do you say? I'm going to go with or, but only because I don't know when Cardiff speaks slowly, I have a hard time focusing. I tend to just drift away, but I try to pay attention as best I could. What's or for I think always in for sorry as I said or a lot of confusion don't give card if any ideas it was for for all right Annie I'm gonna go with shape one because it's the only one with like two punch lines, and that's Tom's that I that was the one I almost changed mine to Being rich to cure for diabetes. I'm doomed. Yeah, I could see that. What do you think producer Chris?

This is good. I went B. Okay. I got a shot at this. So no one took next. Correct. Okay. Cause that one made me laugh. I read an interview with the billionaire financier Warren Buffett in this interview. He admitted that he drinks five cans of Coca Cola a day. Five cans of Coca Cola a day. That means if Gary eats an entire wall of Mentos, his head's going to skyrocket. Holy shit. Tommy. Tommy, you're the king, baby!

Diet Coke and Mentos joke! I can't believe it. I can't believe it either. I could have Kurt have beat us too, it's fucking annoying. And it wasn't even Diet Coke. It wasn't Diet Coke. For those who are just listening, you should take a look at that clip. Because if you asked AI to auto-generate, you know,

white comedian from the 80s, or even just Tom Myers, that's what it would be. It's the most generic, it just says, it's all black, and it just says comedy club behind his head in white. And he's wearing all black black and it's just this floating you know head. You wouldn't believe that was true. Yeah and the way he paces you know he doesn't take in the audience at all so it's just like

random walking that's not motivated in any way. It really is like a computer generated bad comedian. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you can find the bomb playing 2 minutes with Tom. Brought to you by Hackamania.com, promo code come. Hackamania is happening this May 9th to 11th in Las Vegas, Nevada, go to Hackamania.com right now and get your tickets using promo code come to save 10%. Remember, ladies and gentlemen, Hackamania.com. And if you use any promo code other than come, you paid too much. Sit, Eugene, sit.

It's not true. Good dog. Gaslighting. I know. Just simply not true, Cardiff. I just learned I've been spelling come wrong. Why does he do this every time to me? His video starts up again.

All right. Well, he got it in. I appreciate that. I should mention, Dabble House is coming up in a month. April 11th and 12th, we'll be doing live podcasting from a content house in Florida with the Uncle Rico Show and WTP crew will all be there doing these shows.

Go to dabblecon.live to learn more and to get tickets. We have a film contest, film festival. A lot of people make some awesome stuff in the Dabbleverse. So we're gonna give someone a shot at $500 is gonna be the prize. You will win and I think we're gonna have people vote on it. So we're gonna have everyone who's watching can then vote and someone's gonna win $500 for the best film. We ask you to keep it under four minutes if possible and the theme is, you you know have to go with this theme, but the theme is centering John's return to the devil verse So if you want to make a film around that any style will do We're looking forward to doing that. We do have an email address. Oh

Shit, I probably should have written this down in my notes ahead of time So that I knew what it was. I'll look it up. I'll look it up in a minute. I'm just gonna submit the end of the movie, Rudy. Yes, perfect. Bless. And you know what?

The other beauty of what we're doing with the pay-per-view stream is there are no terms of service. We're gonna do shit you cannot do on YouTube because we could play the end of Rudy. We could play all of Rudy if we wanted to. We're not going to. We could play football in the groin. Right.

Oh, that has football in the groin. This guy gets it. It's gonna be a fun time for sure. So check that out, devilcon.live. Annie, you have a website as well. Yeah, it's insanity.live. Annie, you have a website as well. Yeah, it's insanity.com. That's I-N-S-A-N-N-E-I-T-Y. You can check out everything I'm working on. In fact, in about 30 minutes I'm going live with the second part of my Disco Elysium review. Check it out. Awesome. Well, we will check that out, Annie. Thank you for being here.

Do you have any new reviews that you can read for us today? Unfortunately no. It seems like they've slowed down again or people forgot what the rules are. Maybe you need to explain it to them again. Yes, please. You can just mix them up Annie. You can just show up with something. Please go to Apple Podcasts.

I've never made up a review. Go to Apple Podcast podcast or review podcasts and Leave us a review. Give us five stars, of course That's good for the algorithm and everything but then shit all over us in the comment section and then Annie or one of our other review girls reads them we try to figure out it's a five-star or how many stars it is Because it can get confusing I'm about to go sock hop crazy. I'm gonna fill that shit up nice Yeah, make make sock accounts go nuts with it. It helps the algorithm. We appreciate that. I'm gonna ask Lady Gaga why she hasn't done the show.

That's the Howard Stern strategy. I like it. Although she was just on Stern this week. It worked. All that making fun of John did and it all worked. Everything he wanted. What a great show that is. You can send in your films to WTPshow at gmail.com. I'll figure out the email address. We'll get that official. We'll put that up somewhere.

Forgot about that aspect of it. All right. Voicemail. People you guys call in, you go to whoarethese.com, you find our voicemail number. This is your chance to get on the show and tell us what you're thinking. Kyle photographer. Hey, it's Cal photographer. I'm a veteran. You know what? You don't have to do as a woman in the military. You don't have to shave your head like that. That's just something gross. It'd be one of the boys, you know? So some, some retard probably dares probably lost a bet. That's probably what actually happened while on deployment.

It's a bad look. It's not a good look. I hope her husband is okay with that because he's going to file for divorce when she comes back. If not, bye. It's commentographer Vic's axe and Vic, of course, our first ever review girl who then joined the Navy and recently got a pretty bad haircut. So yeah, some inside information from cow photographer. Here's a question for me. Carol, why are you gay? Why are you gay? Right. Why are you gay? Okay, 40 seconds left. Okay, Carl, why are you gay? I was told by a anonymous source, we'll call him Producer Mitch, that you are gay.

Okay, just do it. You don't have to make it 45 seconds. That's just the limit. Rock and roll it. Rock and roll it to you. Oh, so you're not going to answer the question? No, this is not my AMA. All right.

You have to join our Patreon to find out why I'm gay. What have you got against gays? Gary in San Diego. Hey, Carl. Gary in San Diego. Hey Carl, do you remember a few weeks ago, John said he had a new girlfriend? And it was a bonus because the new girlfriend was an attorney. You remember that?

I do. I do. And he implied because the girlfriend was an attorney, he was gonna start filing more and more cease and desist and lawsuits basically against Lady K and the shit wearer. You were his two main targets anyway, you and Shuley. So my question is, have you received any cease and desist from Sutter and John? Have cease and desist from Sutter and John? Have you received any lawsuits from Sutter and John?

I have not. I'm assuming he's still got that same girlfriend, although he only talked about her one time. One time. So maybe they broke up. What do you think? Can you give us any updates I wish that yeah entering John would stop smacking by the way all the time he's even doing it on his bokeh box stage show he was smacking yeah unbelievable rock and roll

rock and roll em do you have a thought for Gary sounds like somebody who doesn't know what coming down the pike means. And I think you should respect that timeline. It's for it. Wait for it. I think he's being a little impatient. And also I know for a fact that the attorney girlfriend of his lives in Florida and owns an AM station and is in talks with Aaron Himmholt to have him do a talk radio station. So everybody's dreams are coming true. Just the most amazing time

It's like Christmas all over you would think that Aaron got a job on radio Based on the way he's been talking about this Anthony things just like oh, well now we're all gonna get jobs on the radio again And he thinks we believe it yep, it's fun to live vicariously through Anthony, I guess. Yeah Here's a fun voicemail Pretty good stuff fun fact my first words ever as a person were ball and happy So, I think you answered the question. There you go. Now we know. Hey!

Guitar Center Guy calling in. Hey, girl. It's the Guitar Center Guy. I see you're in factuation with Dittany Rap and Parody, so I got another good recommendation for you old town hole by Puso rare In Dico mode by the same artists both of box. They go pretty hard And you want to hear more from me check out the master the allegations against Carl Heberger podcast out tomorrow I don't know one 35 seconds. Bye. Oh, no Guitar center guys turning on me at 2 31 p.m. He turned on me

I do have that parody. I just realized it's probably for WTS though That's where we play things like that on WTS, and I'll do that Yo, this message is for Carl at W ATP Yo, I'm all for government efficiency. I think the point about Rick Scott is that he was the CEO of a company that was charged with the largest fraud in history at $1.7 billion. So it's kind of comical that he oversees Medicare, Medicaid, all of that right now and he defrauded it out of almost two billion. But anyways, who am I to say what is right and what's wrong?

But yeah, all right. Fuck you. Bye. Well, thank you for pointing that out. Why? We can all agree it's funny. Yeah, we can all agree that it's odd saying that he should be out alive is a great bit. I was wondering if you're gonna cover Anthony's gut of a first fucking show you fucking cock. Come on Kyle give it to the boss baby. I couldn't

be bothered to listen to it sir. Don't know what to tell ya. But I can tell you my opinion on it even though I haven't seen it. Right it's amazing. The greatest thing ever. Boner guy was going after me last week. He was saying, go Chiefs. He was saying all sorts of crazy shit. Go Bills. We can be friends again, Carl. You're the hardest working man in podcasting.

Thank you. I pretty much love and watch everything you do, which is why I don't watch who are these broadcasters. Apart from, I'm sort of wondering about this little piggy, don't get me wrong, the theme tune and animation are fabulous, but when it comes to Aaron, I just kind of find it to be some sort of like geeky jerk-off figure. I'm not really that interesting.

And I was wondering, but then I remembered your birthday present, the bird table with integrated camera that Jen had got you and how happy that had made you you and it all fell into place You love to watch a CD to don't you? That's why you make that show anyway Everyone should vote for car that the creep off comm we're looking forward to Wednesday's show Adam Bush always on point keep it up guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks Boner guy. Did anyone understand that? the creep off Okay, what sound like Keep it up guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks boner guy. Did anyone understand that? I thought he said the queef off

Okay, what it sounded like it wasn't following that either I couldn't get it You remember that I'd the Christmas gift I got was that bird feeder Yeah with the camera in it. I heard something about a table. Okay. I was confused. All right. Well, I'm glad we made up though That's good. Yes, Joe from Pennsylvania checking in confused. All right. Well, I'm glad we made up though. That's good. Yes. Joe from Pennsylvania checking in. Hey everybody, it's Joe from Pennsylvania and I say I'm from Pennsylvania because I don't want to be Gary from San Diego. That sounds like a fate worse than death. I just figured there's a lot of Joes and you guys might get confused and I know you guys want to keep things to 45 seconds on the call But what can I talk about for 45 seconds on the voicemail? 45 seconds

Hmm Well, I can ask Chris a question Chris has to pee. Let's go. I'm the question. I could ask Jenny a question I could ask Carl a question. I could ask Cardiff a question. I could ask to give Alright, alright. Well, he did starting the banter segment on the voicemail segment He did call back and figured it out. Hey, it's a joke from Pennsylvania again I figured out a question to ask and it's a question for Adam Bush and a question I'm almost certain that

Carl has asked him dozens of time off air and that would be what does Allison Hannigan smell like? Take as much time as you want talk as slow as you want and I'm gonna start recording now good question now now good question now now um You ever step into fresh snow. Oh, yeah, and you hear that little Kind of smells like life is starting over and everything is possible And it's also like that wishy Yeah, a little bit. She smells like that little chest chestnut. Coach Weekly says, Annie rules. F me or fight me, bro. Why not both?

F me or fight me too. And uh... Hey Carl, Wednesday listener here. Just wanted to let you know that the Saturday listeners can go fuck themselves. What do they got over us? We've got Adam Bush. We've got amazing program stuff on the Wednesday show There this is a war between the Wednesday listeners and Saturday listeners Fuck those Saturday listeners. Oh, no, I don't want to start this He's speaking a lot of truth

Evening crowd and I want everyone to get along here. No, I want to be like John and racially profile everyone in the audience and decide who's an enemy and who's with me. How could you give me a little bit more specifics, details on how to swap someone you were almost there, but I didn't even quite get to the end. Also, completely unrelated, but can I have your address? Chef Chris called me back. That's too much we don't need that kind of heat around here. Oh this is interesting observation. Carl keep this cat fight going between Jenny Jingles

and Lucy. I can see what's going on the tops are getting lower tighter Mm-hmm. I don't know what they're saying off camera, but obviously they're not getting along So don't break it up pretty soon. They'll be in bikini tops. Do you look oh, yeah? They're fighting over the listeners attention They're saying you do the news. No you do the news I did the news last week. Bitch. This guy seems like he has a problem. Well, if I crap my pants, I won't forget about them. Good voicemail. Make a lot of good points. Ask member for a month says still waiting

for any picks. So I have a reason to resubscribe on patreon too. Oh, they're coming Annie when's the photo shoot coming up? You got a schedule? Uh We'll figure it out beautiful sign up on patreon.com slash where these podcasts last voicemail This is a guy. I think doing a curl impression. Oh, and I'm not usually keen on these I think that took ease impression to me is good. He's leading the pack so far. Chad sucks, but you guys tell me what you think about this. Producer Chris, I was talking to Vito Gisvaldi. Vito Gisvaldi. I was having an espresso martini with Vito Gisvaldi. Vito Gisvaldi. Vito Gisvaldi. Vito Gisvaldi is a mini

blue genie. Vito Gisvaldi. Just do it. Yeah that's why I think it's a depression to me. Oh. Because the just do it at the end. He nailed it at the end. He stuck the landing. Yeah. I wasn't sure but then boom that was perfect. Yeah started strong and it's trying to tell you need for an impression like that. All right we gotta get out of here Adam so great to talk to you buddy. Can I hold you hostage with one quick story? Of course real fast. Yes, bear with me here We spent a lot of time talking about Eric the actor and comparing him to people we study now Yes

And one of the biggest themes that I think anybody who followed Eric's story was that his He had one joy and that was really appearing on the Howard Stern show and His parents hated it. Yeah, kind of like obese in-laws like they just didn't believe in it they thought this was the devil and they thought their son was being corrupted and this was an ongoing thing that really actually tortured Howard a lot because he wanted to believe he was doing something nice for this guy and giving Him a world but his parents just never they tried to get him to move to go to that boathouse to keep him away from having contact to the internet. And it was the anniversary of his death.

And somebody wrote on his Facebook, I've always wondered how Eric's parents have felt about his fame now that he's gone. They really sounded like they didn't like it while he was alive. And Eric's mother responded. Oh, wow. And she said, we really had no idea how big a deal he was, because we wouldn't listen to Howard Stern. We didn't really want him involved with Stern. But as the years went by, we began to appreciate how it gave something for Eric to make him feel worthwhile and to give him more confidence in himself. We like that. And then to see after he was gone how he was

loved and had helped people through some tough times in their own lives. I do have regrets at times that we didn't support him more. That's incredible. Unbelievable. How would they not know how big of a deal was he was getting on TV shows and shit like that? How are searcher opened a lot of doors for that guy? He they thought it was,, you know, I think they're religious people. They hear he's like, you know, remember at that time, Andrew Dice Clay and Howard Stern were like the devil.

Right. You were, people, the parents were told this is going to corrupt your kids. And after all those years, and she's wrestling with it right now, and she's responding, and she's never before, it's an an interesting time and things are really changing and it's uh it's wonderful to be alive and I'm very grateful to be here on the show with people to talk to you about this bullshit. We are grateful to have you on this show and that's actually I think a feel-good story for for them to recognize that that's what gave Eric purpose. We're gonna leave things on a good note for once for a change. I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go

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