Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep608 - Gray Hughes Investigates

Episode Date: March 30, 2025

Today we’re hanging at the corner of true crime lane and ebegging avenue. Gray Hughes is not happy with his listeners and how little money they’re giving him. And it’s crazy they aren’t giving him more because he then gives that money to something that he calls “true crime charities.” Vinnie Paulino joins the show to discuss how Gray has no control over his own show. A morning DJ has song parodies for children except they aren’t for anyone. Stuttering John had a comedy show the night before and Clearwater Chad joins us with the audio from not just his set but also the conversations with the fans at the bar. Opie gets seriously triggered when he learns how much Anthony is making for two hours of work each week. Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe talks about Opie’s reaction without actually watching it (classic Toe). Maribeth joins us to play another round of “2 Minutes with Tom,” listen to the internet news, read a recent review, and listen to your voicemails.  The Creep Off - https://thecreepoff.com/  Clearwater Chad - https://www.youtube.com/@clearwaterchad9037 Maribeth Rosie - https://onlyfans.com/maribethrosie  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Season 2 of the Tapes! Watch Dabble House April 11-12 – https://dabblecon.live/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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listened separately, we've not discussed it with each other beforehand, let's get into it. The show hosted by Greyhues. It has 156,000 subscribers on YouTube, almost 31 million views of his videos. And this is a true crime live streamer who goes on and talks about whatever the big true crime news is of the day. Right now, it's Brian Coburger. So everyone's talking about and so all these documents just leaked. I was watching a recent episode and he starts off his show talking about he's not in a good mood, he's not in a good place.

Well, not that it's any of your guys' fault, but I put out this video today that I spent probably 10 or 11 or 12 hours working on and it's getting some views, but not really doing very well. It's like, it's just, you know, and when the premiere was going on, there was very little support in there of it Rough day so far rough day He's scolding his audience. Yeah, because he made a video. It hasn't gotten viewed enough. He does a lot of scolding I've noticed not that it's your fault, but it's exactly your fault. Oh, yeah

He goes on to explain how it is their fault and he spent 10 or 11 or 12 hours editing this video, which means you have to watch it Unbelievable, it's just I don't know what the deal was on with YouTube, you know You spend that many hours making a video and it gets so did all of you share the video by the way, I Mean that would really help out if you go out and share the video because maybe other people would see it Because some reason it didn't make it out Yeah, it's got half the views of recent video She's another one of these guys who and there's a lot of them I actually have some steel-toed stuff coming up They're just obsessed with numbers and it's not a good place to be mentally if you're just staring at numbers all the time.

And this video got this many views and this one got this one. And how did this one only get half the views? I spent 10 hours editing it. How's that possible? Does this guy have special math like steel toe? That's a good question because I don't think he spent 12 hours. Okay. But you know what? He's gonna explain that he is different than these other true crime shows. All right, well anyways, we're doing the show today. I'm not sure what's going on with the video, but I'm trying to have a strong end of the month and it's not really happening.

But if you guys have the ability to help support the channel during this live stream, I would appreciate it. Yesterday wasn't the greatest. Today, even on the livestream for some reason, wasn't the greatest. I think there was a dollar in there. So if you guys can help support the channel, that'd be great. My channel is different than the other ones where I actually go out and try to make a difference, where they just stare at the screen and talk to the chatters. I try to do stuff Okay, Vinny you watched a couple episodes of this. Yeah, how often is this guy stare at the screen and talk to the chatters?

the whole time I take that back because here's what he does different. He's not even on the screen 80% of these videos he's videos. He just shows his desktop. Yeah, he's got Google Earth. He loves to zoom in on places on Google Earth and map out how people drove to and from crime scenes. Carl, my clip number one, I think this is a good spot for it. This is gonna give you folks a taste

of what listening to this show is. It is insanely boring boring and every fucking detail of everything down to the second He accounts for and he thinks that this is great now. I sped this up for you. Thank you This is why Brian whatever his name is he burger is guilty This is how we know Brian coberger is the killer at 244 and 253 a.m. November 13th 2022 a vehicle matching coberger's white Alantra spotted. At 2.44 and 2.53 a.m. November 13, 2022, a vehicle matching Coburger's White Elantra is spotted in southern Pullman, Washington.

At 2.47 a.m., Coburger's phone is turned off in the same area. At 3.26 a.m., that same vehicle is spotted near 700 Indian Hill Drive in Moscow, Idaho, heading north. It's then spotted two minutes later, 3.28 a.m., at the intersection of Snyder and State Highway 95, missing its front license plate. Front license plates are not required in Pennsylvania, where Coburger is from. According to the probable cause document, the same vehicle arrived in the area of 112 King Road at around 3.29 a.m. and makes three initial passes, which are all caught on surveillance

cameras. We can see this White Elantra on leaked surveillance footage, and it matches the PCA perfectly, including turning around twice and completing four passes. The final pass ends at 4.08 a.m. This is when Cob passes which are all caught on surveillance cameras We can see this white Elantra on leaked surveillance footage and it matches the PC perfectly including turning around twice and completing four passes The final pass ends at 4 8 a.m. This is when Koberger entered the house and killed all four victims Koberger's DNA was found on the snap of the K-Bar knife sheath near Madison Logan's body at 4 20 a.m Koberger's white Elantra speeds away only 28 minutes later Koberger turns his phone back on your Blaine Idaho and his phone is tracked all the way back around to Pullman where at 5 25 a.m Is spotted on Johnson Avenue. Brian Koberger is the killer. Yeah, that's enough for me. Yeah, we got guilty gas him Is the killer yeah, that's enough for me now. We got guilty gasm

But what we just heard there folks in I think was 35 seconds. There was some content right there That's a two and a half hour long video with this guy Uh-huh that that was what he had to report, but he needed to be on for three hours correct Yes, because the video I watch is three hours long. There's every one that when he goes live is two and a half three hours and Just to sum it up folks. It is mind numbingly boring between him asking for money Then a ton like 45 minutes of something completely boring Him asking for money again and explaining why he's great and why you should give to him It's very grumpy if they're not giving him money. Oh, yeah He gives the charity. We'll get into that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, but he gets very angry with the viewers when they're not supporting him

And he really is miffed by the fact that no one's sharing this video that he made Yeah, everybody says yeah great work great work good did you share the video though, it's never enough it's never enough for him Accolades are great now, but I need more than that over here. Hey, thanks for hitting like, but did you tell ten people? Right! But he does get a gifted membership right out of the gate on this episode, which is good. Hey, thanks, Pam from New York. Gifted a membership to Jolene May, then Alley Cake. There you go. Look, an amber maiden. There you go. Thank you. Started the show off right. Appreciate it. Thanks everybody. Everybody supporting the channel. That'd be great. We just need to, I want to be able to get back to what we used to be doing here. Making money.

Right. Not sure how possible that is. Right. That's what he's talking about. He doesn't just scold, he bullies. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he totally bullies the chat did you check out some of the stuff a little? Yeah scrubbing around yeah, it's pretty incredible to the point where there is not one, but two subreddits dedicated to this man and his e-bagging That's incredible true crime e-bagging. Yes, so this guy's a gem What else do you pick up on, Vinny? Well, the first episode that I listened to, it's funny that we're talking about first impressions. I want you to, my clip number two is the first I heard this man speak. Hello, this is Gray Hughes of Gray Hughes Investigates on YouTube.

Please hit that like button, share and subscribe. Today's video is regarding comments made underneath my last video. It seems like every video that I make in the Idaho Four case, if I don't make it in the from the angle of being a conspiracy theory nutjob, I get hate from all around and comments made by people. And when you read the comments it shows a complete lack of understanding spatially and even awareness just of the case at all. So I thought what we could do today is go over some of the comments and then actually

put out the factual information. It's a great video. Everybody's stupid but me. When you have to go down and start reviewing each comment that comes in from a previous video study when in real time He's not like debating someone who's watching the show. Yeah, he has to go back and talk about it Those people don't like you and they don't care They don't care what you have to say I actually that leads me to this clip that I wanted to play for you because he can't even make a poll

On his own show. I bet you if you did a poll And you ask people i'm not going to do one cuz trolls will always skew it This guy is not in charge of his life He's like I bet if I made a poll I mean I would do it But you trolls are just ruin it and do the wrong thing make me look dumb. So I'm not doing it I think again, he's talking to people who aren't listening anymore. So right it's pointless So we like I said, he's got a lot of subscribers on 56,000 He gets a few hundred people watching live I've seen speculation on the subreddits that less than half of them are actually fans of his show and most of them are hate

watching and trolling him the entire time. Maybe they are there Listen, I don't understand how you hate watch and troll this guy because he is mind-numbingly boring. Yeah, I'm not there and hate watch This is insane right, and I'm just not into true crime that much. It's like, yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, Brian Kober and diggin it. Yeah, we know. Keep showing me all this evidence, man. Like everyone knows, but he drove over here. Yeah, yeah. Right, right. Well, I didn't know that fact, but I still know. Carl, you got him. My third clip was him responding to one of these just kind of guy and The person is making an amazing point about this He's going it's Brian Coburg it's Brian Coburger

But the fact is they found a glove in front of the house that had blood in it that didn't match Brian Coburger Okay, or any of the victims. So this guy wrote a comment. It's very long. Listen to him read it in his response Here's the really long comment by somebody. It's one of those passive aggressive type comments. Not a bad little presentation you did there. I just have some questions about some very key parts that you seem to conveniently leave out of your story. I will just give you a couple of examples because I can go on and on about this stuff. One, what about the unknown male blood that was left on the handrail inside the house that doesn't match BK whatsoever? Not to

mention the glove that was found in the front yard blood inside of it as well that was also identified male that was different than the blood on the handrail okay so you're saying that inside the glove it has different blood type than Brian Coburger and it's different blood type than the handrail blood all right so I'm not against figuring out what the blood you know who comes from etc Okay, it doesn't help Coburger though. It doesn't exculpate him. It doesn't do anything really it doesn't do anything Okay, wow dude like good analysis a great point that this guy's making Yeah, not bringing it up all you're talking about is how you saw this Elantra

And you're telling me every goddamn turn this car made and so he's like Yeah, the blood doesn't match right he's a doesn't mean anything could mean something what am I listening? I think it could be something how is this he's got his mind made up if any of you motherfuckers Coming me and tell me that I am too long-winded on the creep off. I'll kill you. I will kill you after listening to this Listen just because this guy's really really boring doesn't make you also exceptionally boring. All right, fine. Two things can be true. But! I'm not that boring, god damn it.

Well, you're not this dumb. Listen to this statement. Thank you. You always, the Proburgers will always find the light at the end of the rainbow, you know, just this simple, seemingly simple explanation that they think it is. Is this guy retarded? The light at the end of the rainbow. Is that where the light is at the end of the rainbow? All right. So this is where he's let's talk about the goal.

It's time to talk about the goal. We need to hit numbers people. So for those who haven't been here, I'll tell you what we the goal on this channel is to help support my channel to allow me to keep doing shows. you what the goal on this channel is to help support my channel To allow me to keep doing shows, but the the goal is to give me money So I have to work and I can just do this got it. Okay You know without doing the show I couldn't do the rest of the stuff that we do. So this channel is given 235 thousand dollars. We just did another 500 a couple days ago

to various true crime related charities over the last five years which is a pretty significant amount it's like an average of 50 something and you know so he's donating money from the money he makes from his channel to true crime charities yeah what is that uh the dumbest thing i've ever heard because if you wanted to give to a charity The worst way to do it would be to give it to YouTube first who takes their 30% And then you give it to this jackoff who takes our percentage He's taking and then he gives some of that money to a charity like what percentage of a dollar would go to help anyone with anything At this time you could say you're getting about 30 cents on the dollar.

Yeah. But also, um, so stupid. Like giving a mini iPad to a cancer. Right. That doesn't work. Right. They can't be updated. He has another little charity that he talked about. Yeah. Throw out my number six. Oh, we finished this clip. I'm sorry. I just paused it. Cause I just thought that was the dumbest thing. He's like, give me money so that I can give it to a charity. I can also just get my money directly to a charity

There's like go fund me that it was discovered Aaron him. Oh set up years ago that was for veterans and he raised two thousand two hundred bucks on it and No accounting for the money. He never like went back and said hey, we donated to this charity or showed a receipt or anything. GoFundMe is fucked up. I kind of am telling you, but this is even crazier. This channel relies on the generosity of people watching and I have ad revenue and I get the channel memberships and then I take a large portion each month and fund our scholarship fund, our DNA funds, and various charities

along the way. And, you know, usually, you know, this month, this year hasn't been that great, but this month I'm trying to get back on track where we're donating over $4,000 or $5,000 or something like that. Here's an idea. Stop giving any money to charity and then you don't have to scold everyone for not giving you enough money. You can't be both like I'm a really generous guy

and what the fuck? Why aren't you guys giving me money and sharing my videos? What's your problem? Carl, he brought up a scholarship there. Yes, now play my clip six. Where do you hear him try to explain what the fuck this scholarship is? We do a lot of great stuff.

I mean, I'm talking about meaningful. We have two $6,000. We have a scholarship fund called the fallen freaks scholarship fund for anybody who is a freak. One of the people that watches the channel that passes away. We have a scholarship fund in honor of them and we gave six thousand out last year and we gave six thousand out this year What and that's what I'm trying to figure out. Okay, so the viewers of his show are called freaks They're the freaks that checks out and if one of them dies they get money from this thing of the scholarship Can I get the money before I die? No, I'm a freak. Okay, just wait till I die. So okay, you're right scholarship. What the fuck you talking about? That no, I'm afraid okay, just wait till I do so scared you're right scholarship

What the fuck you talking about that's what I'm saying. I was that's nuts He explained the one charity and it sounds like a good cause where they try to find they use DNA testing to find the identity of Like unidentified corpses, okay, you know which is fun fun hobby This one what the fuck is this listen we all love true crime I was lying before everyone loves true crime, but true crime charities. I didn't know that was a thing I've never heard of a true crime charity. There's their shows There's crime Charity to what the fuck I have a clip out here

So these guys all have to stare at the numbers and tell you the numbers that's all they think about if people aren't supporting the channel that it doesn't happen and I don't know how else to word it you guys So if you're out watching pretend I'm Starbucks, and I'm making you a coffee, but you're not maybe something like that No, you can't watch our Starbucks. Grand total so far forever is $235,311. We're only at $6,000 this year so far. But as you can see, we did $22,4262, $57,49. Last month was better than the first two months, but just trying to keep on trekking.

I guess there's only been one, two, and then now we're on to the third The real crime here is how fucking boring Thank you Thousand subscribe here that somebody like again like even during the premiere today They said oh, yeah, I'll send you a coffee right after the show Well, the coffee never came Actually need the support to keep this channel doing what we're doing You know If there's a one person in the world, it'd be really funny to start having deliveries sent to their house

It might be this guy. Yeah Sure, that might be pretty good. He's so boring that so he's hosting the show by himself, but he has a second camera That's the same size as him of just dogs Just because there's nothing going out of this show their dogs sleeping sleeping dogs. Yes It's great Did you notice that like whenever you're going through this, the only people that are super chatting this and the only people that he's talking to that are listeners are all women? Yes.

That's why the dogs are on the screen, Carl. I get it. It works. Don't get me wrong. True crime and puppies. Take my money. It's so bizarre that he's bragging about all this money he's giving to charity while at the same time crying about being poor and talking about how

Listen, I'm not gonna keep doing the show if you guys don't give me money. There won't be a show anymore not getting coffee There's some things there's some costs you could cut that would help you out immediately those dead listeners aren't gonna go to college now Veterans smatter ins All right, since we're talking about how boring is let's look at some dead air. Don't worry. I sped this up Three times so much dead air, but he gets a text on his phone I can't believe people are this comfortable live streaming there where they can just not give a shit about it Hold on All right, so now I'm at 3x speed he's not making any noise. He's just looking at his phone Still just looking at his phone. Don't I do anything?

Still not do anything I read that friend of mine birthdays coming up why That was a friend of mine whose birthday is coming up. Oh, I Would have had a problem, but there was a birth Oh, there's a birthday coming I understand why you would need to spend a minute of time to stare at your phone now I get it. Thank you sir How does this guy have time to go to birthday parties when saying in 12 hours to edit a video? That's a great question That's a great question so he's talking about these new documents

that have been released. And he hasn't done any prep. He doesn't know anything that's going on. Yeah, so I just have, this is how many new documents came out today. All of these. And whenever they're really small, I think we can just bust through every one of them

because some of them are just really tiny like this one. Comes now Brian Koberger this one is motion file defendants reply to under seal. We'll see the full documents and therefore the defense. Let's see that some of these it's just not even worth reading they're just right. So why did you start with that? The first time he opens up because what's And therefore the defense let's see that some of these it's just not even worth reading. They're just right So why did you start with that the first time he opens up because I what's this now? Guess that's kind of nothing right so why don't you start the show with something that's interesting people want to hear about But he's so lazy. He hasn't read any of these documents. He just has the files He has them ready to go and he can't be bothered reading them

He just has the files. He has them ready to go and he can't be bothered reading them So he uploads them to chat GPT and asks chat GPT to summarize it for him This is not a show through the whole show all the time. Yeah People often say hey love your content love your content, but You know when you're doing the live streams, it's pretty difficult. I gotta tell ya. This couldn't be worse content. The document is a legal reply filed by Brian Koberger's defense team in response to the state's objection to the defense's motion in Lim and Mill 6th. I can't think of a lazier thing you could possibly do on a show.

I know. I thought Stutcho and KB were pretty lazy this is this guy's got him beat you know what are we doing zero work you know what though I'm gonna give them props over KB and stutjo because at least this guy came up with a way to do it okay those two guys would just sit there go oh it doesn't matter oh this guy's like oh I will use chat GPT I will use some technology still be lazy but right he's using technology He's not holding his phone up to the camera yet, correct correct wait does he do that? I can't believe I just defended this motherfucker dude

I'm trying to think of like opi and John and Kevin Brennan and Chad and I'm like who is more boring or lazy And I don't know the answer Tom Myers Tom Myers is the dumbest I'll take take you some dumb guy all of the above All right, Vinnie where you want to go do dogs. Oh, you want to see him scold his audience. I love that Okay. Yeah, so clip number seven You kind of type in better sentences. I don't have no idea what you're Referring to or anything sync up what video what are you referring to? I was gonna take the one of the loops and see if we can hear anything you're referring to or anything. Sync up what video, what are you referring to.

I was gonna take one of the loops and see if we can hear anything around that time. Because remember we heard the horn honking. We could forget. Of the car and we thought, or not the horn, or it could have been a horn or the, sound like the locking of doors, remember? I want to go listen to that again. Cool. So, so to say it, Hey,

you never played the video that you said you were going to play it to be good heat of the show. And mind you, this is two, when I pulled this clip, this was about two hours into it. Right? So, uh, the next clip is hit. The person said, Hey, are you play it? Okay? He's not happy Hey, thanks Daniel Savoy Lovely dead air and thank you guys very much for all of your generosity tonight very kind very kind We got they spend their husband's money his heart earned money really get more females. That's what are you talking about page? Yeah, I already know I'm I'm pulling up the video can you let me do my own

Have to read the chat no one else is looking at it Now this driver actually everyone's looking at it. He's not the driver actually everyone's looking at it He's still cranky. He still hasn't played the video yet clip 9. Okay. I just want to do it the way I want to do it I don't need the extra Hey, great great. It's at this time I already know what I want to look at and sort of discover it naturally instead of people jumping in Well, at least he knows what he wants. Yeah, he's great.

Give him that. But he does have an excuse for all of it. Okay, good. Yeah, clip time. Let me go back a little bit. That's interesting, this loud sound here. Oh fuck, I fucked up my lay-by-lay. I'm sorry.

I think that sound that you hear right there at 35842 is the door dash delivery driver. Okay, that is the clip that they wanted him to play again. I see, okay. That's what everybody wanted, was just to listen to the noise of a car door open that might be a door dash driver, so they can establish. 3842, right now.

This sound that you're listening to, hear this? So that means, man, he's right down there. 358 42 right now this sound that you're listening to hear this So that means He's like so he might be passing Coburger just as he's like exiting on King Road on to Taylor Avenue That's fascinating. Please go on these people like are you gonna play the video yet? Are you gonna play the video and that was the video that was the video that we were waiting for yeah His excuse that I fucked up was that he I'm sorry if I'm grumpy. I'm very hungry

I haven't eaten anything today, but doing my taxes. He's got a lot of excuses He's arguing with the chat a lot on this show Yeah, Detective League. Let us just do the show the way we want to do it You know we didn't have you you know we don't have you come in here to do your, you know, running dialogue. Okay. Get what I'm saying? This is just what we're going over. Yeah. I already said that they can't rule them out. That's about all you can do with it. All right. Anyways, let me move on to the next one.

He gets so irritated with everything that people say to him. He doesn't have to read it. Who's we? I know. He's bumping the dogs in. Yeah, he acts like he's got a big professional show. Bailey, Chloe, Chance, Joey, whatever the fuck those dogs names are.

Joey. All right, the next file that he pulls up is a big one. I'm gonna actually have, this one I'm gonna have chat GPT, because it's 34 pages and nobody wants to sit and listen to a long drawn out correct podcast Redo to do another one So now we watch him in real time upload this to chat GPT and ask it to summarize summarize

This is not a show All right, here we go. And upload it. It's 34 pages long. They do a great job. Yeah cool just watch and you know comment here and there but you're sort of like preempting what we're going over. Instead of commenting, send money. Right. Why are you commenting when you could be super chatting? All right. I'm going to... I think I can start playing it already. The document is a legal filing titled, Reply to State's Response to Defendants Motion to

Proclude the Death Pen and adopt other necessary procedures. This is just the laziest person I've ever seen. He's even making the chat do his job for him. Special Educat Ion needs. Rocking. Okay, well I don't know Detective League. You just seem to jump in on everything. So which document are you referring to?

There's a few other huge documents that are coming up in here Are you saying that in one of those documents it describes the crime scene? And what's the name of the document maybe you can put that in all I'll be able to do your show for you Yeah, what is he the producer? Some guy all right fine. I can't find the interesting part of the document you tell me where it is that Well, that's kind of what your job would be. And he explains why he did not prep anything for this show. Well thank you Detective League.

I don't know, Detect League? I don't know who you are, but you just seem to, like you're already all over the document when I'm just trying to go over it for the first time, because I was working on the other video all morning. Remember he was editing his other video that no one watched. That's why he had no time to prep and actually read through these documents. Or get a sandwich. And no which ones would be interesting and what to talk about. He couldn't be less prepared.

Okay, well I didn't have time to read up the lead into it. I thought you were saying the sales wrote this. Okay, so he wrote that up. Kind of read up the lead into it. I thought you were saying the sales wrote this Okay, so he wrote that up Okay The sales student records regarding so that was his teacher wasn't it? Well, that was the school. I mean, never mind It's fucking mind-boggling It's incredible. This guy has a following but I understand why a lot of people hate watch I don't understand why anyone is giving this guy money. Do you know that he takes calls?

Look at that. We got a phone call coming in here This is great, who's this? Yeah, pretty good You literally can't hear the caller? Kind of see that you're there, you know, doing a live stream. Yeah, yeah, I was just checking on. Man, it's so impressive what you have done. I've been watching you, like, you know, since this whole thing has kind of begun.

I've called in a couple years ago. Man, everything you do, the the timeline the updated information all of that is just astounding the way you put the car going with the cameras and and I know all this has probably been said on the show already except like I said I just logged on but I just want to say good work you have put in some serious monster hours on this yeah it is a lot of areas and I feel like I know more about this case then this guy can't be really many other people on these other channels just from watching your show So man, thank you very much. Good job. Well, thanks

Was that his cousin yeah, I think that was I don't know if that was a troll or not I don't know if that was a troll or not Dude listen to me keeps going after that last my last scoop I have okay I don't know what they were that sounded like a troll trying to be a little Sarcastic although I actually agree with what they were saying Put out information that people can understand and it makes sense. Alright? And I think it's made a, yeah, but I don't know. Yeah, it could have been real. We have trolls that do similar. Because right after I cut the mic he He said door dash you know, I

Don't know what that meant That's cool if it wasn't a troll great Jesus we've been doing this for a long time. It was real. I got a lot of the mods in here had their spider sensors up How? spider sensors up How he said in his own head about this Someone just called his show live and said all these great things You cut it off so nobody if he was trolling you you don't know nobody would know all you do is say thanks sir

Oh, yeah, do say. Thank you. That's so nice of you to say imagine being in a place in your life where someone compliments you And your first response is fuck you What's your angle guy? What do you mean by that? I just think you're doing a good job. You know okay, whatever dick Car I can see the chat open over there JT. Yes. He does take phone calls I don't think you know someone's greeting them either JT so Good Allen Vinnie says hi hey check out I was looking at the subreddits one of them is called YouTube out I was looking at the subreddits one of them is called YouTube bad actors is one of the subreddits and

Here's a post Somebody put up a little video clip This is some weird math you're asking about Aaron's math if he has similar things want to try to do that or not I've asked the question twice now. Do you guys want to try to do, if the chat does 300, I'll donate $500 to Nick Meck and I'll be taking a $300 loss on the show, okay? Do you guys want to do that? I think I can see that little trailer right there. So what he's asking for, if you give him 300, he'll donate $500 and take a $300 loss

That's not how that works. That's how anything works. And I is he trying to confuse people just so they I mean I'm guessing that the audience is donating or not Mathematicians, but is it just enough to confuse them enough or they're just like I guess he needs money I don't know. It doesn't seem to to make sense but I'll just donate see what happens I just don't understand the headspace of anybody who watches this seriously if you're telling me it's a 50-50 ratio that makes no sense to me I can understand hate watching him at this point yeah I watch it's more annoying I am but someone who's watching this and going wow look at the way he uses chat GPT at Google Earth I

better give him some money is astounding and it's just terrible so this is the other subreddit this is greyhues discussions is this up right it and people are calculating his income now because they're watching the super chats and they're seeing how much money he's making and they're looking at it over time. So he's made $9,000 in super chats in the last 30 days and that doesn't include other donations. He's got the Buy Me a Coffee, he's got PayPal, Venmo Cash app of course. It doesn't include any of the YouTube viewing that you get the ad revenue from that he was talking about. It doesn't include his Fridays on Rumble. Right, Rumble Fridays. It doesn't include his Fridays on rumble Right rumble Fridays

Memberships right like that and he made nine thousand dollars doing this lazy ass stream in the last 30 days So here's where we fucked up. We decided to do a true crime show for guys, correct? That's what I'm thinking right now. I'm just like well guys are smart. They'll spend their money frivolously I wish they would be cool. It'll be cool if they did But unfortunately, we're going to find out why he is so great. Our buddy Gray Hughes. I'm just somebody that uses common sense and logic. That's what my expertise is. And I went to Art Institute for two years in animation and media arts

And I'm good at visually observing things And that's just the reality you know you don't have to be somebody well I don't you have a certificate, and I'm better than those people you know there's people actually in forensics That do digital stuff, and they suck okay? And that's just the reality of it. All right, so anyways, here we. He's just better at observing things with his eyeballs than anybody else. Is that the sense that you got too

when you were checking out the show, Vinny? Yeah, well you know, I didn't do two years of art school, so. I know, the art institute. I'm not qualified to comment. Yep, that's why you know it's true crime. What the fuck is the art institute? Is that that thing that they advertise on TV where you had to draw a turtle and mail it back to them? I think you're right, yes. The fuck is the art Institute is that that thing that they advertise that TV? We had to draw a turtle and bail back. I think you're right. Yes, the artist

He mocked the floor with the competition Call that a turtle And animation which explains why he just relies on Google Maps for everything yeah, I mean he's not animated Only at for everything. Yeah, I mean he's not animated. No, that's for sure. Currently only at 40% of the goal tonight. So if you're out there and you have the ability to help support the channel, I would appreciate it. My channel relies on your generosity on these nightly shows and without the support of you guys, it's hard to justify still doing the nightly shows. the videos I make on These cases do pretty well sometimes but when I do these three hours shows there's certain nights like this one where it seems like people

Just sort of take a night off even though I'm not taking a night off So if you guys could help support the channel, they don't work for you. I love it. Just like oh you guys are on vacation I'm not on vacation. Yeah, that's how that works at all I'll tell you what we're gonna do guys. We're gonna take the extra money. We made from the morning show Yeah, this is you like out we're gonna fuck it out E-begging is a goddamn thing. This is incredible it is and I Don't know how this continues to go on because you would think people just get bored of giving this guy money and go away And find something else to Do but he's been doing it for years

Still going on. He's probably getting lazier I can't imagine this show is late here than this when he was starting it wouldn't have 156,000 subscribers anything else you want to play on here Vinnie fuck now you're good. You're good with this guy I'm so good with this guy All right, it's crazy. He's got like 19 hours of video that he made all by himself about this one guy. It's crazy. Gray Hughes investigates if anyone else is following this guy, if anything to share with us, I'd like to revisit him because he is an interesting character, not in the way that he thinks he is. He's actually very boring the way that he does his stuff. All right, it is time for our cringe of the week.

We have a cringe of the week that came in from an anonymous source. This is a morning radio host at rock 955 in Chicago and she's one of these uh these hosts that puts together parody songs She's one of these hosts that puts together parody songs that she's really proud of. And you know, I'm a sucker for really good parody songs, as you guys know. Kids, Bob lets you share all your favorite rock songs with the whole family. Try taking a snooze with some 41. The blankets are calling. I wanna be falling. My mind spinning circles again

I get nice and cozied up, I'm feeling all snug as a bug But still I just can't quiet my mind Maybe my mattress is too hard Man, I should've wished upon a star Cause I'm counting sheep Yeah, I'm trying to sleep Can't shut up in my head When I wanna slumber

I am gonna weep If I don't get sleep Up above in my head So many things I wonder Somebody put me under Or explore your inner horse girl With three days grace I wonder somebody put me under With three days grace just heard the Want to go for

Just changing the lyrics doesn't make it a parody song does it? Does it have to be kind of clever or funny or something? If I recall... That'd be helpful? If I recall, Kidz Bop is just children singing the actual song. It's not like songs made up of new lyrics. Good point. But she's still caged inside. Oh no, not yet.

Somebody get me out of here. She's still caged inside Oh no, not yet Somebody get me out of this chair I can't control myself So what if you can see The worst girls out of me No one will ever change a standard No one ever become I may believe

This one's gonna be somebody else's only demon's animal. Horse girl, this horse girl. Or play video games. There's more? It's Joan Jett. I just want a game on my new PlayStation. Okay, okay.

That's enough. I can't take it anymore. I want to thank the person who may or may not have been in the radio industry for most of his life for Something that said to us to check out because that is terrible Certain people meeting cameras is the worst thing ever. Mmm Yeah, the way she's hamming it up like you can tell it's a radio person Yeah, the pit I am a little bit not anything to the you know, sheing it up like you can tell it's a radio person. Yeah, the pet items a little bit. You're not adding to the you know, she reminds me of Asian.

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But before we get into that, I have some things to tell you about Sutter and John. John Marlowe is a guy who sends me things because he is busy digitizing all of the Howard Stern archives. He's got every single Howard Stern episode on cassette, and he's putting them in the computer and turning them to ones and zeros. And while he's doing that, he's listening for interesting bits and things that we've missed throughout the years.

I wanna bring you back to 2002, the Howard Stern Show, 2002. And Howard wants to know, hey, Jon, what is it that you do here? We pay you a lot of money you've been here a long time What do you do? You know the reason John is broke is the job he has was supposed to be like an entry-level job and then you leave Yeah, his problem is he won't leave Yeah, I mean you're doing well, and I'd love that you're making a living out of it.

I just don't know how you're doing it. But John's absolutely right. As soon as somebody sees you on TV, you gotta be rich because you're on TV. John answers the telephone. That's the reality. That's all that I do. What do you do? What do you do?

I do a lot of things. Tell us what else you do. I produce stuff for the show. What? Name three bits you produced. Tons of stuff. Tell us Gary and Howard both like what bits have you produced? Name three and even jazz like there's a bunch

I don't know and how he has the ball sit there and say a bunch when he knows the answer is fucking zero Well, he's gonna bring one up in just a moment But I also love that Howard said what I've been saying for a while I've never heard this before and I was going you got an entry-level position. You were an intern here You're supposed to use that for your resume and go get a job somewhere afterwards. Just stick around It's it's ridiculous. You're still here John So this gets funnier the homeless game the go out and ask questions. You don't even write them half the time Wait, I don't write the questions. I do right write sometimes I do I want to point out the homeless game

The questions that John's claiming he sometimes writes are things like what's the capital of New York? So it's just like to show the homeless people are dumb. Oh, I thought he was really asking him because he didn't know The homeless game is what he's going to be playing in six months when his stand up doesn't pan out. You know, I've written stuff here that have gotten done. A lot of things that we do have been ideas that I've come up with. Sure, the homeless game was created by Howard. Are you really?

I created the game. You went out and just answered questions. No, I mean that game, there have been ideas I've had that are used in the show. All right, you had some ideas over the, but I'm saying what do you do work wise? You're not a writer You what do you do? I've written things that you've used though Occasion I mean, what do you mean? What's your production? What's the only basis? How much do what did you do last week? You're not a writer. Did everyone hear what Howard just said? You're not a writer. What do you do?

That's amazing. This is a 2002. This is near the end of John's run He's gonna leave the show in a year from now Could be quicker couldn't be quicker for him in this moment. It's hilarious Nothing. No, actually answered the phone. No, actually You know what I'm gonna get to there. I'm not gonna get into it Last week there were ideas that I've a couple of that were used on the show ridiculous i hate when you say that to the door to the incident you know and you're wrong about john last week he did he sort of the mail

okay i didn't know that you know it's just it is this world is a lot of the i hate to write the bit uh... hey howard mike walkers online three uh... you know what you know there are there are no that I've written that you've used. Finally, something funny on Howard Stern. You're right. I don't know why you put that on. There are things that, I mean, there are pretty funny ideas I have.

You know what, honestly, you're here because you stutter. Yes, no one's worried about you being a creative force on the Howard Stern show. They hired you sight unseen because you have a stutter and You get nervous around celebrities and so they made you ask celebrities questions, which was very funny so at the outset of Him getting to talk to by Gary and Howard He said he said recently and many times and I think it's in his book how he's been a bullshitter his whole life Yeah, great at it. He can get out of anything

He was in that mode where he was talking before he knew how was gonna end. Yes. I did stuff last week I did I wrote stuff that you guys use like jokes, but his brain doesn't acknowledge who he's talking to right And he cannot come up with any example outside of the homeless game Can't go with any examples, but more debating about how much work John does and what he does for the show here. Well, fine. But there are plenty of ideas in the meeting that I've had that have been done. Honestly, that's what I want.

You have some good ideas. I'm pretty sure it was my idea to have Jeff the Junk sing with Carly Simon. You're pretty sure. You're not positive. No, I am, but I am positive it was mine. Then why don't you say that? What? Why don't you say it's my idea? Because I need to say, oh, no, it wasn't. And then It's my idea because anything so no it wasn't and it's just like but but but I know it was there a lot of idea

How I swear to God pull any tape from any of our Creative meetings I guarantee there's like at least five or six things. Do you have so many ideas? You like pretend that I don't get a lot of notes from you on Lotus notes No, I pitch I don't even think you look on the computer You know what? Yeah, I always have in the Casey Armstrong told us about where all of the writers wrote in Lotus notes And that's where everything was shared with everyone and John Refused to learn how to use it So he never was a writer. He never wrote the loads and there's Howard saying it right there

Look in the computer. What are you doing? Then you turn it off? Alright, you know what? You say that it bothers me I'm glad it bothers what? It's just ridiculous that you say that. It bothers me. All right. Well, good. I'm glad it bothers you. Let's see you do something about it. You know what?

There's so many things in the creative media. It shouldn't bother you. You know what? The creative media. I like to hear the things you do that aren't creative. What? Just helpful things. And by the way, how about, and just for the air, you don't think I do a lot of good things

for the show? You go out and do interviews. You haven't done one in years. No, I don't mean only that. I love that. I love Gary going, yeah, I don't need your creative ideas I need you to like stop taking a shit answer the fucking phones and organize the mail These are the things that we need done around here

Now the best part about this back and forth is who is actively on the phone while they're having this conversation with John I mean, I mean I mean things that you know on the show that I help the show out by like you like acting like a goofball No, I like playing like walking in and telling what Artie did He used to watch Jackie now he watches already I mean come on don't forget he came up with the bit Smoking pot by the pool, right? That was a great you don't like me on the air that was surely it's been on the phone this whole time which is hilarious yeah I had one loaded in the chamber it's also clouding John going back to 2002 that's very fun let's hear about some more of these these bits

that John has done though okay I like you on here that's why you're here you stutter yeah all right it's funny when you just answer the phone it's so humiliating that you say that okay sorry all right so you jerk around Scott a lot that's right you taped Everyone which should be played on anymore is when I tied the $20 built And put it on the floor and Scott went to pick it. I remember that it was two years ago. You did that I was late ago, and he stole the gary puppet back in 91 Material and let's take three things You invent the two-hour bathroom break For two hours during the show. It's just unfortunate. I gotta get out of here since the show's over bit Yeah, that's good. I gotta go eat a little lunch I love that his examples are the dumbest pranks

We puts the $20 bill down and then Scott bends over to pick it up and he yanks it away Good stuff the prank where you bully the guy who's trying to do work good, right? Yeah That's a great prank for a radio show too. You know that visual gag where Scott thought he could get a 20 and couldn't? I think it was hysterical on the little rascals. It's not even part of the show when John taped down. So when Scott answered the phone it wouldn't pick up. That's not part of the Howard Stern show. That's just him being a douchebag behind the scenes. Yeah it was probably just revenge. Right. It always is. I love how he's calling all these things bits. It's a bit that I wrote. Okay.

Alright so I also really enjoyed him saying it's humiliating. I know he hates being called a call screener. Good. He's always saying call screener call screener call screener go fuck your mother call screener He couldn't get a job as a call screener now. You gotta be talented like JT spare some bits Dude I bet you we'll write bits for food How would you guys want to bet that we could get him with the $20 bill string right now? Yeah? Oh? He's gonna be in Niles tonight Check it out.

Somebody do it to him tonight, please. I'm begging you, if anybody's going to Niles, put a $20 bill on a string and have it by the stage and see him eyeballing it the whole thing. Dude, I'm telling you, that would be the greatest. Please do that. Now, yesterday, John was promoting his standup show in Niles by going on W FMJ.

And this is like a noon time news show. Oh, everyone's listening. Everyone's watching this. This is TV that he's doing. So we have to see what John's looking like these days. And the, the just for men is popping. Got to give him credit for that. This is a, him being introduced on the show. Well, if you listen to Howard Stern back in the day when he was entertaining, you probably heard this guy here on quite a bit. Or maybe you heard him as the announcer for Jay Leno on

tonight's show. Well, now he's doing a lot of busy things on his own. We're talking about the man known as stuttering John, John Melendez. Hey, no, John, thanks so much for coming on our show. I had a pause There it's so thin he's coloring it as dark as possible so you can't tell How thin this is really all it does is make his scalp look whiter It's not a dark hair. It just makes your scalp pop more stupid. You know John magic markers aren't really magic

Use the magic eraser right down the middle of this I like how the guy announces. I he's been real busy with stuff Like doing stuff I think Shot at Howard out of the gate right now Howard Stern was entertained Yeah, very he looks on the other side of his index cars. Oh thought there was gonna be more No, he's okay Glad you're here, buddy We can have a comfortable John is to be on TV

And he didn't pack something he knew we had to go on television. He didn't pack clothing to wear Let me ask you a question many. Yeah, if a comic was gonna be at the Carlson. Yeah, and they were doing TV They were doing press for it. Yeah, how would Mark feel about them? Just like John is right now Well, I'll tell you what it has happened before and he has been very annoyed We always make sure that any of our comics coming through get a press Like a rundown of what they're going to do so they know if there's television or not so they might prepare smart Smart so they don't look like a sack of shit I've seen better-looking sexist shit to be honest. I know I think Nicole Byer remember Nicole Byer

Yes, she showed up without her wig. Oh great We're just like a do-rag on and she was just like I didn't know I was me on TV She was all mad at us. I think if she has a show called. Why won't you date me? It's a number of reasons. She's nice girl, but she just like didn't read her thing John's gonna talk about some of his jokes that he's gonna be doing At the show and some of the jokes that he did when he was on the Howard Stern show of course I asked him Dolly Lama the people go up to you and say hello Dolly? He loves that one. I don't find that humorous in any way. He always repeats

that one specifically. That laugh sounds like a death rattle. I'm selling it. So then he gets starts to get a little bit inappropriate with his jokes. Remember this is daytime television in a small market. I can't believe that. Can you imagine the Tenant Show Hyatt, a stutterer, to be their announcer? I mean, that's like entrusting Charlie Sheen with your Coke.

I wouldn't know. Oh my god, he's like a maniac. He looks deranged. I know. Do you have any Coke? Oh my god, you're such a maniac! Hahaha! He looks deranged! Do you have any coke? Or trust me with your coke! Dude, if his tooth thought of his head right that it would be perfect. Oh, he was trying to sell it so hard.

The guy just gives him nothing. I wouldn't know about that. This is amazing. Even with television, you could drop the needle every time. just gives him nothing. I wouldn't know about that. Not, this is amazing. Even with television, you could drop the needle in your hair every time. And sheen with your coke. I wouldn't know, John.

Maybe you. No, I'm only kidding. I know there's a police station. Yeah, right across the street, watch out. Yeah, very observant, John. I'm only kidding, but that's, I couldn't believe it that they hired me, but he noticed it because he has to report people later. Yeah, I'm only kidding, but that's but that it was cry couldn't believe it that they hired me But he noticed it because he has to report people later

Why would you say hiring me to be the announcer is like having a drug addict watch your drugs It's very that's the analogy doesn't even make any sense So what are you gonna do you're gonna use up all the tonight show? You're gonna use up all the tonight show Show go sorry did it all myself. I'm just so used to being completely stupid. I didn't bother analyzing that but holy shit You're right doesn't make any fucking sense at all So this is interesting so he's promoting his show. I love the name of this comedy show He's doing so the reason you're here is because you're in town tonight You're doing stand- at the Funny Farm.

So give us some details about what's happening tonight over at the Funny Farm. Yeah, the show starts at eight. It's me and it's a starring John and Friends tour, though I don't know any of the other comics. But I'm looking forward to it. Dave, the owner's a great guy, and I've been doing standup for 25 years now.

What was that list of things? I promise I've been drinking a lot of water this week at Dave. I'm not going to be dehydrated. You want to take me to the hospital? Tell me about the show tonight. It starts at eight. It's in a building. I don't know any of the people even though it's called Sudbury John and Friends. And I do have friends. The owner's cool. You know it's called Sudbury John and Friends,

just so we can later say, see do have friends and sets on the poster I was actually watching be dabbling live this morning. They were playing clips of this and I think Cardiff was saying do they write down there to fool people into thinking like Artie Lang's gonna be there or Richard Christie or because it used to be the stuttering John and friends tour when John was on the Howard Stern show and Back then yeah, Jim Florentine, Jim Norton, yeah, you know, Moby, all these guys that were on the tour. So is that why he's doing that? Because he's not on a tour. He just got booked at a single show because they're ready to veto. What I've seen people do in the past when they call it stuttering John and friends or so and so

and friends, it's they're bringing a couple of openers that they're pals with and they don't do as much time They give their openers a little more time Yeah, yeah, right, that's that's what I would think too. Yeah is that he's not and he said it on here He says he's doing a full hour. Yeah, which won't check with Clearwater Chad whether that's it is a strange name for a one-man show That's right, he was leaving the devil worse to do a one-man show How he's right he was leaving the devil verse to do a one-man show and now he's touring the stuttering John and friends. Holy shit. He's really stupid this guy. Let's find out what John talks about. This is definitely the least appropriate thing for daytime television. It's even worse than the cocaine joke that he made. And you know I

talk about aging and about dying, dying my hair, although as I call it glazing, it's not as it's it's not as effeminate as dying. It's actually way gayer. Way gayer. It's not as effeminate? No sir, no. You could not be more wrong about everything. Yep. I talk about everything from colonoscopies to childbirth child rearing and and just. And everybody lies about everybody I had a girl said she was curvy and she showed up to the day and she meant one curve she was building a basketball. I get like it's you do any of

that. This guy's like everyone watching this right now is a fat housewife, please can you please I say thank I going oh, bye She was one curve fat chicks am I right? He's like a second away from rubbing this guy's got going What are you getting at? He's like a second away from rubbing this guy's gut going ah lies about and putting him in a headlock and giving him a noogie AHH you ever date those fatties?

This guy is my buddy I had a girl said she was curvy and she showed up to the date and she meant one curve she was built like a basketball but I get like Alright let's wrap it up That is the best reaction from the tv guy He probably just looked at the producer went oh my oh my

alright well So that's fun good to see John In his natural environment on television where he belongs because he has a big celebrity What emotion is he about to do my heart goes out to you is that what's about to happen? What John he's looks like he's starting a little salute there. I know he's framed. No, no, he's he's apologizing for the joke He just made speaking of huge celebrities Here he is everyone the first time ever on who are these podcasts and the last clear water Chad is with us What's up clear water Chad? Hey, thanks for having me on it's a pleasure. Yeah, man. You're making a whole media tour today

Congratulations on that bear with me because I got in really late last night and I did the tuky soup party so I'm a little tired fucking guys making excuses already big time he's already making excuses for why his appearance is gonna suck he's making all this shit that's not a good way to start the come on you know this is hot stuff right now you know all right so Clearwater Chad am I allowed to say that you recorded everything last night? If I had to say that, but I am denying it. Okay. Fair enough. So I was given by someone like over three hours of audio. So everything that was happened before the show, during the show, after the show, and I have some clips that I want to play. I want to get your take on things,

but cool. I'll give you my assessment of John stand up and I want to play. I want to get your take on things. But cool. I'll give you my assessment of John's stand up and I want to hear your thoughts on it. I think John is entering into a phase where he can now do his set and people will go and enjoy it and love it. They're excited about the corny jokes that they already know because it's like a I want to say like nostalgia act or something. It's like it's Rocky Horror Picture Show. Right? Yes. I think that's what's happening because clear out.

Jack. People were laughing. People were having fun at the show last night, right? Yes. I'd say that's pretty accurate and that for this crowd, I would say there was roughly five or six double fans. The rest of the audience had no idea probably who you know stuttering John was but they knew he was used to be you know somebody famous

and The jokes they didn't you know, the newer people didn't know his jokes So, you know they laughed and it was he was he was pretty quick on his feet May I ask you a question? How well attended would you say the show was because you said there's about five or six dabblers I assume ten regular audience members. What are we talking about here? Have it in my notes. I think it was 48 people. Yeah, somebody counted 48. So the room was half full Yeah, that's about right. Yeah, yeah, and There is a question that John gets asked after the show of whether or not tonight's show is sold out

We'll play that in just a moment. But right first I want to play you Tonight's show is sold out. We'll play that in just a moment. But right first I want to play you And and Jen I'm definitely gonna ask you more questions But just to give people a sense of what you were witnessing last night. This is the finale of John show This is the squeegee joke And I have to say this is what draws me in and thinks I think John can make a living doing this now I honestly think this is the right move for him. Anyway, so let me ask you a question. Let me guide.

Sir, when you jerk off, do you prepare? All right. How about when you jerk off, do you prepare like the Kleenex and shit? You got this. No. Why? Wait. Why do you prepare?

You sweet shit. You take it. Here's the thing. Kleenex does not work. Hold on. All right, sweetheart. I want to be a man. That's easy.

Cool. Wrong show. Wrong show. Rome show. Anyway. Anyway. I guess we're done. I've lost all control.

One meeting, one meeting. One meeting. Anyway. Kleenex doesn't work, Lillian. Because if you try and wipe that shit off, it's trying to wipe all fucking egg whites with a fucking cute day Round around Lay a towel. No, this is what I did. Ate it. So what I do, so I'll be in bed with just my underwear. And then, you know, I'll start jerking off. Hold on, it's a black video.

I'll start jerking off. And I'll sploosh all over my stomach. And what I do is I go like this. I go like this, I go like this. I take my underwear. I go like this. And then I squeegee. Everything down. Right into the pubes.

Two hours later my pubes dried like Don Kingston. And they say that sperm is great for your complexion. I got the stomach of a 17 year old. Thank you everybody. You guys have been the best. So I'm going to say something very complimentary about Senator Dad right now. He was saying on the show before he stopped doing the shows

back in December and he was on all the time Someone was talking like you still do your squeegee, but he goes You can make fun of it if you want But if you're there live you're gonna love it and your girlfriend gonna love it and I gotta say that audience was in They seem to fucking a lot if you're not careful. You just might learn something The drunkest woman in Ohio seemed to really enjoy it People were definitely into it. So Chad there's there's more than six Davos there though, right? I know that there was a my buddy Vince

We're in the who are these podcasts? Yeah, well, I don't know but he sent me he sent me you sent me this photo Yep, and then he took a photo with Stuttering John. Oh, he's so tiny wearing the who are these podcasts shirt? Which is awesome amazing. Thank you vets for doing that. It's fantastic I got a couple stories about that if you want to hear him again. Yeah, let's get into it What was the experience like buddy? Well, I'll start with the two best stories from from this shirt the first one was I Was we're at the bar before the, um, I was, uh,

we were at the bar before the show, just talking. I was talking about my brother and the four guys were at the bar. I must've said either the word Cardiff or potato because the one guy, this guy's lit up and they said, did you say potato? And he had his shirt cover in the who are these podcast shirt. He put it down, showed me it and like zipped it back up. Like he's like a closet of dabbler fan. It's a lot of them are yeah he's got to sneak in there right and then and then after the show the same guy John was given a heart John John by

the way whenever you hear your name you know Carl he goes nuts just yeah he can't even concentrate and but he glued in on the shirt again after the show and he's like, you know, I don't understand how you could wear a shirt like that. Whatever he said, it's on the tape. But he just went nuts. Yeah. I have the clips.

So let's hear a little bit. And I know you guys have questions too. We'll listen to some clips and we'll ask some questions. This is right after the show John is looking for a bar to go drink at Actually, we're fans Not maybe we're actually we're fans Thank you, we're not actually if you're fucking with you at all. All right, what's your name again Chad? Yeah, but is there a bar? That's open. Yeah, we're here

Okay, so he forgot your name That we thought He didn't he didn't really know even though the manager told him that I was there He didn't know who I was and what I said you even on his show You were the star of his last show in December I was wear the Hawaiian shirts of people know it's my character to go out and Your character from your shirt yeah, and then what are you Aaron? I yelled out there in his show I forgot what I said it's in the tape

But I said just to get him going near the end I said something about Carter for the potato and then he points at me and he's like you're the potato guy Something crazy like that did he finally realize you've been on his show a bunch of time He does cuz he says that you turned on him. That's right at the very end. Yeah Wow He does because he says that you turned on him. That's right at the very end. Yeah, wow For that yeah, how on a scale of one to ten how out of it would you say John was? No, he was for the most part he except for not recognizing me You know he he was he only had a couple beers that you know in the act and he

How long was his set do you think Well, the set was an hour, but a lot of it was just in BS and you know back and forth So the set was pretty good. Like you said he really did an hour I'm the audio out to check that as a 20 on the floor I wrote a lot of bits You got it all on tape people did laugh and yeah, you know, they had a good time. I really think that this is Gonna take off for job I think that he could start touring and have people show up who just want to laugh at him and not with them Well, he's gonna be playing a lot of Niles, Ohio's correct, which is fine. People can make it

No, I agree. I just think what I always told him was you know John you have a name people come out at least once Yes, correct. I just want to keep doing daytime TV You do blow You got that nice glass and cadets we cut up a couple lines on that John was so paranoid and I understand why I get it because he went out with those guys after the show at Boca and Immediately, they're about my show talking about it. So I get it like he thinks everyone's there to film him and clown him This is this is interesting the first part of this he's stopped drinking Coors They invest in the Heritage Foundation I said fuck that

So for political reasons he stopped drinking Coors I never would have guessed that you're telling me that Foundation the beer company gives money to the Heritage Foundation. They probably invest in lots of different political things I would imagine that most corporations give to right and left leaning organizations say what an asshole I am. I know the game, but I don't give a shit. I don't give a fuck. So John's rightfully predicting that the people he's talking to are going to end up on Uncle Rico Show and Who Are These podcasts and be dappled live to talk about what an asshole he is. But in Clearwater Jets defense, you do not think John's an asshole. You're a fan of his. In Clearwater Jets defense you do not think John's an asshole. You're a fan of us Well, yeah, you know Maybe I'm wrong, but do you think John's an asshole? I'm impartial. I mean he has a good act, you know

Do that to do anything that's I don't know that well, so okay Jury's out is what you're saying. that one. Well those guys, you're fans, Carl. They kept talking about the Creep Off, tell me I gotta watch the Creep Off, Creep Off this and that, you know? That's right, the creepoff.com, vote for Carl. Also watch the Creep Off Mondays at 1 p.m. Eastern

on the Who Are These Podcast channel or the Creep Off YouTube channel. Yeah, if you do that, you're not gonna wanna vote for Carl. Fair enough. Fans, am I right? Chad I have a question After the show you know all of these people who are like in these dabblers all tried to get around John and get pictures

And stuff like that were there any of like we'll call them Civilians in the audience that wanted a picture with them or did they just kind of get out of there I? Didn't see I mean I didn't look for that, but I didn't see any civilians try to you know yeah that checks out Okay, that's the drunk ladies in at the back of an uber they're out of there at the end The dealer comics wanted pictures cuz they knew that he was you know on the Howard Stern show I'm assuming and you know somebody show How were the other comics? I'm good They were all pretty good the lady was a little rough she a little you know, but I thought they were all good How many were there? I?

Think three there was a lady and a guy before the lady and a guy after and then John that could be the wrong order But about three about three I wrote them down, but my notes are all yeah, sorry got the names of those comics just out of curiosity Yeah, yeah, let me see. Let me look right now. I Get this one chat thinks everything is pretty good Is there a comic that you don't like because you give us an example So I mean I want to say not against her but the the ladies Her jokes are a little rough around the edges. It wasn't my style, my brother liked it.

Your brother liked it, okay. Yeah, so uh... What's her name? Can you find anything in your notes there? Yeah, one second. Who are Chad Scribbling Notes the entire show? And then he wrote up a document for me and B Dabler and Chewie that he sent out with fully reporting on his night. Got all the info on this. Was Ray on that show? Did Ray show up?

No Ray. Okay. I was curious because I know Ray got on the air, right? All right, here we go. I heard, and this is funny, this is unrelated, but I was, the owner didn't think, no, I could hear him, but he said the name's Chad Zumach, so I think you're trying to get Chad Zumach over there. Yeah, I heard that Chad is booking a show there as well

Oh, I'm sure he's the second John guy booked. He started calling Well, yeah, Ray DeVito gave him the contact gave John the contact So I wouldn't be surprised if Ray DeVito also gave it to Chad because they pretend to hate each other, but they're besties I think the first guy his name was Steven Prince Cleveland opener, okay the lady No, it was something was a lady was called JW Gill and then the last guy or the middle guy Jesse Pomerino Any of those ring a bell for you there Vinny the Jesse name kind of does but I don't know Those ring a bell for you there Vinny the Jesse name kind of does, but I don't know

All right. Well my name gets brought up and this is John referring to me after the show But why do you like Lady K's not funny? Oh, he's talking to the guys wearing the Horace podcast shirt obviously He's still why do you like Lady K's not funny? He just does it. Holy shit. It's everything he does. Not just you. Everything he does. Creep off, yep. I can't do it, but you know what I was like? I did the club foot Carla.

But you changed it. You switched it from, oh it's Carla. Yeah, yeah, cause I figured someone's tape. Did he mention club foot Carla in his act? Is that what he's referring to here? Um, I wish I could. I'm not sure. Yeah, yeah cuz cuz cuz I think it's someone's tape Did he mention clubfoot Carla in his act is that what is he referring to here? Um, I wish my brother was in the chat. I don't he would know my brother would know is that your one fan That's your chance of the LinkedIn

It's weird that it is weird that like, you know, he sees the shirt and he's immediately trying to like immediately downgrade you And so yeah, yeah, why do you like him? You shouldn the shirt, and he's immediately trying to like immediately downgrade you and so yeah Yeah, why do you like him you shouldn't like him? He's not funny. Yeah, just saying hey Thanks for coming out and supporting me whatever. It's like fuck that guy on your shirt. Yeah, also paid piece of shit He didn't it's not you posted his book or made fun of his kids. It's cuz you're not funny Good point yeah, and now it's just like making fun of you to just do it thing rather than like all the reasons why he's Legitimately angry right that he pretends to have right? That's a very good point Pretty funny at the end this guy I know we're jumping around with this guy had a book

She's not even John's book and he had me sign it Like he's having all the stuttering John's people sign this sweet That's gonna be a collector's items on eBay and a week or two That's gonna be a collector's items on eBay in a week or two. All right, so then Shulig gets brought up. Of course, John does not like Shulig, but he's got a great joke for him. I don't know if I did. I didn't do the interesting Charles Sheen with the Coke bit, did I? No, no.

No. I'm the news. Yeah, yeah. Isn't that funny? Did I do the bit about trusting Charlie Sheen with Coke? Because yeah, he did say that on television, but not at the nightclub for some reason you're gonna go that's like in in trusting a Ball stone high school dropout homeschooling

Pretty good joke pretty good joke bald joke pretty good joke bald proud of himself I know this is why I said he doesn't think about the devil verse anymore I know this is why John would do better in front of dabble verse fans because they can make all these references and people yell skull and everyone have a blast with the idea as you'll see the tape he yelled skull about a dozen times yeah that's part of his act now he's turned into John skulloll muendez he's like hamburger jones. It's going John. Yeah, he's got a stupid catchphrase But you know my theory on why he does that clear water gen alcoholic alcoholism, okay? Yes, but most comics can get a sip of their drink when the audience is laughing

Okay, John never get the chance to get a sip of his drink so he has to yell skull You know when the other skull so you can get a drink. That's my guess. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, I think that's probably pretty true He's more comfortable obviously with a beer in his hand as you can see Did you see him without a beer in his hand at any point? Not as nice on the news It was under the table though. It might have been to this pocket his hand did not come on You know how far I would have laughed if you like his arm went up and he had a beer All right

So this is again paranoid John predicting that everyone's going to be recording him and calling him out. Yeah, I'm sure I'm sure you would take me You know how many people say no? Then on the next day what an asshole John was It's always the Satan fucking thing Weird way to live your life assuming every interaction you're having is being recorded so that surely and Carl can mock you the next day That's kinda suck. Why bring it up?

Just mentioning that you're aware of it doesn't help in any way. No, it doesn't. So much worse. Yeah, in fact, I can't wait to play it on my show. We're talking about how paranoid he is. Rightfully so, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you,

but it's no way to live your life. I'm several months behind on the baseball stuff. I have a bunch of fun. Well, good for you. Just do it. Just do it, yep. It's not no way to live your life Was that you Chad go just do it. Yep You love his catchphrases. That's one of your your big things with John, right? That's true. Yep was uh If you had to rate his performance, like have you been to a lot of stand-up shows Chad? No, this is my first one first one ever if you had to write Yeah performance, like have you been to a lot of stand-up shows, Chad? No, this is my first one.

First one ever. If you had to rate- What? Yeah. You've never seen stand-up before? No. I mean, I've seen it on video, but never live. Do you not enjoy-

I'd say he did about the same as the other comics. They all got laughs. I'm starting to think Clearwater Chad's not a good judge for this. Yeah, I'm starting to too. No further questions about his stand-up. Yeah, I was going to be like, could you rate the audience's reaction? Nevermind. Nevermind. Nevermind. People didn't like boo. I mean, you know, that's true. People didn't boo. The headline. That's good. I have to say, like you mentioned, Chad, John pretends he's out of the dabble-verse. He's

never been happier. He doesn't have to worry about on this shit anymore, but he's still writing his show in his head He's even got a new name for Adam Bush. You turned on me. I'm sorry Oh, yeah, that's where he's saying that's where he finally recognizes that you're Clearwater Chad And you've been on these shows since doing his show you turned on me Sorry, it was Julie's fault. He betrayed you. I apologize. Everybody does. I apologize.

Yeah, no, but everybody does, you fat fucking. It's the same fucking script every fucking time. John, where you standing up here? It's like that Adam Ambush. Oh, oh, have a, beggin' me. And I have him on, and then, and now he loses. Ambush. What show was he on? Adam Ambush was on some show. He's on his favorite show, with the fucking t-shirt.

What a loser you are. Who the fuck would wear that? Adam Ambush is a great name. It's one of the best ones he's ever come up with. Adam Ambush. That is pretty good. Pretty punk rock. But that, yeah, Chris is not impressed.

Well, he didn't ambush him. I know, I have Chris is not impressed. Well. He didn't ambush him. I know I've lower standards But John's coming up with new nicknames for people and he knows that Adam does who are these podcasts I thought he wasn't watching any of this stuff. He says he doesn't watch any of the stuff. He doesn't care That's weird. It seems like he's maybe paying a little bit of attention When he says stuff like that But I'm sure you love it when he calls you a fat fuck, right, Jen? It's always fun. I mean, it's a little hacky. I mean, you'd probably come up with something better if you got a

you're a comedian with over 30 years experience, right? You would think so. But nope, this is him ripping, ripping on how fat you are. This guy, that fucking button's holding off. Fucking hell. Dude, it looks like this guy ate somebody. I could use a pizza right now. I don't think so. You know, yeah, dude, it looks like this guy eat somebody I could use a pizza right now He's like what's that The classic John trying to sell his joke move I got him back for that next part of that clip that I

Told him that he didn't want to hear it I was telling him about chat having a war with Rob Saul and everything and he didn't care yeah nobody does I guarantee you John when Rob who not even in my world if people give a shit about that so John's at the bar no one's buying him beer. And so he's had enough. You sell tickets for tomorrow or what? No, don't say words. No. No. No, I'm being serious.

No, nothing. Yeah, don't say anything. I thought you had a good crowd tonight. I just wondered. Small venue. No, these are, these are for fans. For fans. Oh, okay.

So you want to take me back to. I was gonna say, it's up to you. So you want to take me back? I was going to say, it's up to you. If you want to do it for Brad, I'll take you back now. Yeah. John. You guys want to party with me today? You don't want to party with my eyes? No. Okay. Well, thanks for giving us this time, John. Yeah, and I can play that video for all of them.

For who? Let's go! Later, John. Thanks for your time tonight. So we asked the owner to drive him home. Did he just? I could play that video for all So he asked the owner to drive him home did he just imply that those tickets were comps oh I don't know cuz he was the someone asked how many tickets are sold for tomorrow and To an employee there and just don't answer that don't answer that he's very concerned about that one What can you I'm sorry to put could you play the camera he goes don't you had a good audience tonight though right and then he was like well you know there they were you know I sounded like he was saying they were oh is it a paper to room is that what he's saying No, don't say a word. No! No, I'm being serious.

No, nothing. Yeah, don't say anything. I thought you had a good crowd tonight. No, these are worth fans. Oh, okay. These are people who what? That's what I can't understand. I couldn't understand what he was saying.

It sounds like cops. Like, it sounds like they like their friends are the owner That definitely wasn't bragging about it And that would make a lot of sense because he doesn't want to talk about the tickets tomorrow because the owner like invited all of His friends that are coming tonight TV helped help from TV, you know TV's no help. Yeah Daytime news programming is not gonna bring out people are comedy fans. Oh He's doing that edgy cocaine humor. Let's get down there Harold. You love cocaine Harold

Down I did like that fat lady joke, let's go Yeah, it sounds to me, and I you know just from that that there was comps And if that's the case then this place is probably losing their ass this weekend very likely All right, well Clearwater chat. I'm glad you went to the show. I'm glad you had a good time. You and your brother, you made it back. Okay. That's good. I'm worried about your diet. I saw that you ate like eight hot dogs today and a person. Yeah, I know. It's not, I don't do it every day. I would hope not.

How many do you usually like 10, 12? No, it's usually about half that. I would hope not how many usually like 10 12 It's like job joke sorry do you make some vegetables at all or what's the deal? Yeah, I mean this you know This was an extraordinary weekend. You know a lot going on We had to drive we drove back you know both ways it's not like me you know Hey, was that the first time you met John Chad in person? Uh, yes. Okay You did those shows with him and then you met him in person Has your opinion of him changed from meeting him in person from when you just did the shows online? I Mean be honest

Do you like him more or less I don't really know him Wasn't the question that wasn't the question. I'm asking what your opinion of him has it changed since you met him in person Not really, okay He is what he is how tall do you think John is if you had a guess? Well, he was short cuz I got a picture with Him what I hope I sent it to you. He sent me the picture with John. No, I'll send it to you later Then okay, how tall do you think he is? Well, I'm about 510 he was a lot shorter than me, okay, so he's not five eight a half is what you're saying No, I don't think so

Looked about the same as that guy. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And that guy's only like five, four. All right. Anything else you wanted to tell us about your adventures or anything you have coming up Clearwater Chad? I mean, no, it was just a lot of fun. And you know, if anyone wants to sub to my channel, it's just called Clearwater Chad. I do appreciate you have me on. You got any Stuttering John shows coming up. You still doing your Stuttering John impression. I still do it. I've been doing OJ now, too We're doing the OJ show. We're watching Cassandra and the satellite man. Yep, and you know Tony chase and I Do Chad Zumach Ray DeVito? Jesus he does it all it's unbelievable

I'm gonna do a quick thing with you because people don't realize how talented you are. Would you take your meds? People don't realize how talented you are. Clearwater Chad, can you do your impression of Ray DeVito and Chad Zumach talking to each other and making up? What would that sound like? Oh, I can't do that right here.

Yeah, no, you got it. No, I mean. Come on, you got this. Come on. Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad, No, you got it. No, I mean come on you got come on Chad Chad Chad Rate of veto would be like Wait, what are we doing again? They're making us right? No, that's what Ray would say Ray? No, that's what Ray would say. Z man. Z man has spoken.

Ray, you are stupid. Nailed it. Well done. Do you think they were the real people? For a second there, I was like, Oh shit, Chad's out here. I gotta get him out of here. Thanks for your watch, Chad. Nice Nice meeting you man. See you buddy He's an interesting character isn't he yeah, he is a Character speaking of I guarantee you there was an orderly standing in that room Yeah, why do these alarm keep going? You're late for your hot dog

That's the phone for the whole floor Chad you gotta share it. Alright, you know who else is talking about me? It's not just Stuttering John, it's also my buddy Opie. I'm the man! I'm the man! I'm the man! Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum So Opie is getting super chats in, asking questions about me specifically. What the fuck? Thank you Doom for making this. Good morning everybody, welcome to my live stream This fu goes out to Carl and Anthony Sam Roberts has more views and listens than

Kumis radio show it's a fact Jack Carl really is a disgusting ball washer Iraq almost has the same viewers as Kumis radio show. Oh damn, man You don't like the K me, huh? Uh, I would say, uh, I've never listened to Carl. I think he's, you know, I honestly, I think he's just a fucking joke. If you want to know the truth, no, if you want to know the truth, yes, drink. We got it. So he's definitely not lying because he said it is the truth

that I'm a joke, but he's never listened to me. Now. It's very difficult to assess what someone does and how good they are at stuff. If you never ever actually watch it, it'd be difficult, but he's going to double down on this. Never listened to a second of his garbage, but I would say yes Sam Roberts has more Listen based on the logo. Is that why he thinks that we're garbage over here? It does it does make sense the logo is about the shows that we're reviewing. Oh B. It's not about Maybe I should have rethought that Opie has spoken girl fair enough

I I kind to tend to agree with you want to know the truth you are a bit of a joke, but I would say yes Sam Roberts has more listeners than Kumi is part-time radio gig Yeah, I would have to say that even though not a not a fan of the Sam you're drunk uncle. Thanks for the $20 So this is a guy who knows how to get Opie talking knows how to get talking about things We're gonna want to hear and get the Clippers going and Opie talking, knows how to get talking about things that people are gonna wanna hear and get the clippers going. And Opie walks right into it every time. And I have to say, I understand Opie not watching

Who Are These podcasts when we make fun of Opie, but he should really watch our Sittering John stuff. It's pretty good. I mean, we got a lot of material out there in the archives that he might enjoy. there in the archives that he might enjoy I've always found Opie's bitterness mm-hmm to be just rooted in sadness in general and he's a lonely grumpy guy who's mentally ill I have a hard time believing that he's never watched you but I do believe that he probably does not go out of his way to watch I'm sure he's

not so miserable I'm sure he does not go out of his way to watch. I'm sure he's so miserable. I'm sure he does not. But I also know for a fact that I show up at the algorithm for him when he goes out to YouTube. He sees who are these podcasts. Well, when he googles himself, I'm sure. Yes, we're probably in the top five. So ant revealed his salary on W a b c and it's got everyone talking. Kevin Brennan's losing his mind over it and someone C and it's got everyone talking.

Kevin Brennan's losing his mind over it and someone's bringing it up to the Opster here. I do have another FU, but let's go to Barrister 1401. All right. Good morning, it is now confirmed W A B C paying and 150,000 per year for working only two hours per week. Per week, excuse me. That means and is making $1,442.30

per hour, not too shabby, I doubt it. So I love his first response, it's, he's not making that much money, I doubt that's true. It is true, that is the amount of money, but I will tell you, when Anthony reached out to me to tell me because I was confused about how much money he was making He used the terms base salary. Yeah, cuz let's not forget. This was just for W ABC Sundays 8 to 10, but now it's going into syndication. Do we know how many stations he's going to I don't know yet It's gonna be a lot. I think it's gonna be a lot because why wouldn't they syndicate all of these station if you

spent a second listening to AM radio and all you will realize Sunday nights as a barren wasteland of course nothing so there's still some money out there for those hills he's gonna do really really well is Opie having a hard time seeing or is he just really stupid the way he reads Tells me it's one of those two possibly both He had a really hard time with the number one thousand four hundred and forty two dollars and thirty cents He had a real I started with a million. He didn't know what was going on. It's got to be his vision, right? That's why I say squinty all the time. There's no lights on in the place. That doesn't help for sure

Let's find out though. Does Opie care about this salary that he's finding out about Anthony. I Doubt Anthony's making 150,000 to do a two-hour show once a week. I Strongly doubt that But what that said I don't I don't I don't care if it's true and I don't care if it's false. I Don't live his life I don't care if it's true and I don't care if it's false. I don't live his life. I have nothing to do with the guy. I've been gone a week. It was glorious not to turn this thing on

and hear about that scumbag. So Opie was sick and didn't do any live streaming for a week and it was glorious. I have some interesting news for the Opester. He can stop streaming anytime he wants. It's not how he makes his living. It's not doing anything for him. He could be more productive in a lot of different ways than just turning on the live stream

every morning. And the fact that he hates doing it tells me he's an idiot, but Carl Yes, he doesn't live stream how everyone know how much he doesn't care. That's a good point He does have to reiterate that he doesn't care. It doesn't matter. They make $150,000 a year But there's no way that he is but I don't care but there's no way that's way too much money But but I don't care if he does well what you have here is when he when he says, I highly doubt that, is him just trying to deny reality. He doesn't want to believe it. Right.

So he's just like, I doubt it, and he's never going to revisit it and just assume it's a lie. Well, can I tell you why, A, he doubts it, and B, it bothers him? Because they offered him money and it was way less than that? Correct. He was offered a morning radio gig a few years ago that was going to be $100 thousand dollars for him and his crew

For a five day a week morning show He's doing two hours on Sunday night for a hundred fifty thousand dollar base salary So he's like how is that possible? Oh, cuz you pay talented people more money than Untalented people does Anthony have a manager an agent or anything not anymore. I can't imagine he does he doesn't Does Opie he Opie claims he does he claims he has conversations with his agent how the fuck is that? There's no way to anyone's taking his calls. He's not making anyone any money for years That's astounding if he has an agent yeah, and ants getting 150 for two hours And they're offering him a hundred thousand dollars for a full week's work. That's insane. Yes

Wow But I highly doubt it I mean That would I mean that would be crazy unless unless unless unless they have bigger plants and they're it's they're holding them Huh? They're like, well, you know We're gonna pay 150,000 for for a two-hour show on a Sunday night. I strongly doubt it unless it's Part of a bigger plan here. We'll give you some money now as we try to figure out more hours for you Maybe that's it. No, I was thinking but no offense. I mean 150,000 a year. I Know I gotta make more than that.

He's so stupid. Now he's trying to say 150 is not enough. There's no way he would accept a job for 150, but the party's leaving out is two hours a week on Sunday night. But I'm proud of Opie because he started realizing like, oh, well, maybe they just needed to like get Anthony on board and then they could try to figure out how they could grow that show and give him more. And I got a text from Anthony last night. He's already been given a third hour. So he's like a month in on this thing. You know, who's probably already been given and Missy B's in

the chat. She says the extra hour money will be negotiated. So it's already gonna be more money than the 150 base that he started at just a month into this. And this is why you do this, to take a shot at yourself and to prove that you can do it and prove it to the company. You know who probably is really annoyed by this too? If I had to guess, Weez. Oh shit, I didn't think of that wheeze and

opi talking about this I could have loved me a fly on the wall oh my god brought any right brah no way brah no there's no way brah they would both just talk each other out of this being real yeah because wheeze was overpaid on morning radio for a long time and then they made some adjustments to his salary which is why he left the station he was at and moved over. Now, Weez broadcasts from his apartment in Florida with his wife.

Yes. Like, that's barely a show. So, OP is claiming he would need more money to do this gig. I gotta make more than that to keep all the balls, you know, juggling, all the plates spinning, so, you know, eh. the all the plates spinning. So, you know Yeah again. What is he talking about? He makes zero

Obie's gonna say I just read a $10 super chat Carl. It's not zero. It's zero. All right I'm just rounding it off. Come on. You're a integer. You know how many stars he has it's zero I don't know if I'm on Facebook stars anymore. He's making zero dollars and Trying to claim he wouldn't do a Sunday night show once a week for $150,000 a year. It's not worth my time. And what's he talking about with plates spinning? What is this guy doing during the day? He has time to be unleashed in NYC. It's always just hanging out at the beach He'll be fishing as soon as the weather gets better. What kind of plates are he spinning? How is this worth his time then? that's the crazy part about this somehow opi justifies doing this and

Says that no, there's no way I would take a job on the radio for a hundred fifty thousand dollars a year He's lying. No shit. It's retarded His wife would be like, what are we, what are we doing? You're not going to take that money. It's Sunday night. We're just watching television. Who cares? Just do a show. This chat throws him

off big time right here. Uh alright. Throw it through. What is through and through? God. Start listening to Old Owen Eclipse online. Just turned eighteen. Wish I could listen live. Heard you guys got a new show on wabc. Hope it goes well Dollars I guess The second hour is the walkover it's great right

Hilarious wow everything just throws him off missy be given us some real time updates here They were discussing another hour after the second show so that was already brought up two shows in Missy how many markets are they syndicating them? Oh? Yeah? Yeah if you know the answer to that and by the way hello It's great to see you Yes, missy. Thank you for being here, but yeah if you know anything about the syndication stuff I'd be curious to know because I know that they own over 300 stations. It was like syncron companies away It's a private company I can't remember the name of it

But it's just like a billionaire bought a radio group and runs radio because he's having fun with it Well, that's what radio is now. It's just collections of stations right? That's why it's so easy to be syndicated Well right and no one wants to actually pay local talent. It's way cheaper to just grab a show that's already being made and put it on your airwaves. So it's a perfect time to do this type of thing. But as I said, OP can't stand doing this thing that he's doing for no money. Do you think Kumi will have to resort to marrying a dude

to get more listeners to his radio show? Oh, bye. Oh, bye. Literally, I think we're gonna go back to being sick because that's the only way I can avoid this stupid Anthony garbage. Literally, you're gonna think about it for a week. For a week.

Last time we did a live stream was a week ago all right I just wanted to turn this thing on and say hi through and through hope your impressions are worth a hundred fifty one thousand I guess I guess the thing with the haters is to rub it in my face that Anthony could be making a hundred fifty thousand that doesn't That doesn't get the job done. It seems to. It definitely did. So he opened another guy who has no control

over his own life. No control over his show. He doesn't have to pop up those chats if he doesn't want to talk about Anthony. He doesn't need to, but he knows he needs to or else. He went five or six days trying to do his other stuff and no one paid any attention. No one gave a shit, no clippers clipped it,

we didn't talk about it, and he's right back to putting up people talking about Anthony's, and his, woe is me, I don't wanna be doing this. Right, so going back a few years, Vic was still alive, Carl, Sherrod was around, and he would get comments, or even one of those guys would be like, hey, why don't you do it this way? He's like I do it my way and I'm doing this for pleasure. This is my thing right yeah, and he doesn't even have that anymore. You're right He's lost even enjoying this right saying it out loud being sick for a week is better than doing this is what he's saying

It's what he's saying. Yeah, could you imagine? I've made this analogy before but could you imagine I came on this show and I was like all right I hate listening to stuttering John, but here's a clip package I fucking painfully put together so that we can watch some stuttering jobs. I was like no. I love this Yes, why wouldn't this be fun for you? You know fucking way? You were like that To it if I was grumpy about it. You know, one of the most interesting things that I've heard recently was the Chrissy Mayer-Erock interview. Yes.

And one of the things that Erock talked about was how when Opie went to, what was the podcast network after? Westwood. He went to Westwood and they were like, hey, we're going to put you with Opie. And he was like, oh no. And then he has to go and talk to him And all he wanted to do was his bullshit. We're gonna build you a studio We're gonna do this and like you said he refuses to do anything anybody else's way Yeah, and then you got a guy like Anthony who's like I refuse to do things anybody else's way But he did it on his own in a sane way

He went about it like I'm gonna put on a professional show a show but he's gonna do it his own way He went about it like I'm gonna put on a professional show a show, but he's gonna do it his own way Opie did none of these things but still claims. He's doing everything his own way. It's astounding Yeah, and it's not working out and he's miserable You know Opie likes to say like I made millions of dollars. How can these guys clown me? Well the dear between me and Opie is I have less money and way more happiness. I've been showing my wife I love getting up every day and doing what we do and opi is miserable So who would you rather be in this scenario? Okay, like yeah, well open you did it your own way

The house looks nice, you know missy be answered our question on syndication currently 13 wow 13 markets Already, okay, that's not too shabby just one month in so those probably gonna be like a standard syndication fee for the show so those are just gonna start stacking up on top of each other awesome yeah way to go not too shabby but one more clip from opi I go back to, I literally could not sign a contract for 150,000 a year, and you might laugh at that. Because I'm certainly not making that now. But I need a certain number to keep everything going.

And 150 will not get that done. So it's really not impressive. It's better than what I'm doing, but it's not impressive. So keep rubbing it in. I guess, I guess maybe it maybe it'll hurt eventually. I don't know. It's not the only thing he's doing. He still owns a company.

It does the Anthony Kubia show four days a week. This is just on top of that. And Opie, you could be doing whatever the fuck you think you're doing right now. And also have a Sunday night radio show for $150,000 plus. Easily. But you know, it is impressive. It's not one or the other. How many other radio people, like legitimate terrestrial radio talents, are making $150,000 for two hours?

I'm sure you could list them. That much? Yeah, there's like so few. Right. There's not that many. It's impressive. Radio is worth nothing. Okay, the fact that Anthony's doing what he's doing is incredibly defying the odds. But I will say this because that one chatter said okay two hours of work per week, $100,000 is $1,400 an hour, whatever that is, but that's not true, because Anthony told us on WTP last week,

he had to get up at 9 a.m. for a sales call. So he's in meetings, putting him in meetings, so he's working more than two hours a week, he's doing a little prep for the show as well, but not too shabby. Not too shabby at all. You guys wanna talk a little steel-toe with me? I did this little piggy last night.

We hosted it on this channel. And there were things that I did not get a chance to get to that I want to talk to you guys about. Please, please, please guys, streamlabs, PayPal, Superchats, Rumble Rants, Venmo. Maybe, you know what? Maybe we don't deserve it. Aaron, for all of his faults,

one of the most annoying ones is when he doesn't know anything about a subject matter, but decides to talk about it. And so a chatter asks him about Opie's response to Anthony's salary coming out. And this is his reaction to that. Skybrick with $2 says on a scale of 1 to 10. How mad is the opester? I don't know.

I haven't followed Opie's reaction to any of this stuff. I just feel you could end it right there. Yep. Like if you were part of a show that big, he can't be mad about Anthony coming back, Kenny? Is he? Is he really mad about Anthony being back on radio, or is this something you internet people want to happen so you're pretending he is?

I don't know. Actually, I do know because I actually follow this sort of thing. Why does he all of a sudden start speculating on what Opie's reaction was and how people interpreted that reaction without, why don't you just be like, oh, send me a link, I'll check it out. Let's see what Opie's saying. Well, because Aaron just makes everything up as he goes.

Yeah, he really just lives in fantasy land all the time. He's figured out that he has more power not knowing the fact. Yes, you're right. He just wants to tell his audience what they should know and that's it. Like his OP on his streams going, I don't give a shit if Anthony's back on the radio,

good for him. And you guys on the internet all go, well, no, I need him to be mad about it. So he's mad. He's definitely mad about it. Cause there's. It's also, you can tell like this is how he internalizes all this stuff So this is he's making all this about him without making it about him, right?

This is his insecurity coming out or it's like well you guys just think that everyone's having a hard time But some of us aren't having that hard of the time, but you guys make it up that we are Yeah, and when we say we don't care we mean it and we really don't care right it doesn't bother us at all So this goes on for a while. He's talking about the stuff he knows nothing about he finally ten minutes later pulls up the clip of Opie's response and response to it Next in the den childhood friends hoping to sway the dragons with their idea to sell instruments on the internet What I well I guess like oh What the fuck am I watching at? Would I?

Well, I guess like, I guess if you work with someone for over 20 years and they're making their comeback to part-time AM radio in the middle of the night on a Sunday. It's kind of, see that's, that now I could forgive people if they said, oh, Opie's bitter, Opie's pissed, Opie's jealous, this and that.

So he watches a quick little clip and he goes, Oh yeah, I guess that is what's going on precisely. Why were you speculating before? And how do we get to him forgiving us? You kind of open the doors when you answer it like that. You would think there'd be some interest there just to take a peek, take a listen. I couldn't be bothered. No, how did he do? I would assume he's fine. You don't have'd be some interest there just to take a peek, take a listen. I couldn't be bothered. No.

How did he do? I would assume he's fine. You don't have to be bothered. I would assume he did well. I would assume he's playing to the ABC audience. I would assume that he tamped down his out of control race crap. That's not like he's being some kind of big sellout. That's just this realistic. That's what like he's being some kind of big sellout. That's just This realistic that's what you do and I don't know if he has to really play

Isn't it interesting that Aaron went from oh is that what you internet people are doing? You're just trying to analyze Opi's reaction and figure out how he really feels and then he immediately finds the clip and starts doing exactly that He really is Directionalist on his show. He has no idea what his show is anymore. Well, it's because he does too much show. When you have that much time that you're trying to fill for literally no reason, this is what you get. Oh, it's not for no reason. The goal is the reason for the show. It's all about the goal. And I have Thursday's show. I was actually watching this while it was happening.

Aaron is trying to get the goal. He's got a new graphic on the screen that shows how much money he needs to make. Ooh. Go! Because how would you know how much money he needs to make? I mean, he does say it over and over again and it is posted in the chat,

but you also need that little thing in the top there that says 115 left for the goal. That is the laziest graphic That is literally you open up OBS and you get taxed Atari 2600 is laughing marker board is better than restart my music Let's do this thing 115 is the number I Let's do this thing 115 is the number I know you guys can do it. I hope this music isn't triggering missy b right now Hey you jews get those wallets out

Uh, it really is a weird thing that he's trying to do. It's like a hype train without being a hype train It's like hey, we're having fun over here. Who's giving money? See the graphic. I know you guys can do it. Streamlabs, PayPal, Venmo, Superchats, Rumble Rants. I know you can, why aren't you? Let's do it. All the links are in the chat. Oh, Jake Hudson sent me an email. I always love those.

I really thought this was gonna be easy after thermodyne diesel came in. Oh, boy. Light it up. Let's go to it. This is so embarrassing. This is full on panic mode from Aaron. He had a terrible week. Monday, they missed my $60. And I pretended that he made it up or whatever. And now Thursday is going for perfect week. Monday they missed by $60 and I pretended that he made it up or whatever and now

Thursday is going for perfect week number seven or eight I forget I lose count of all these perfect weeks that he's having and this is gonna make or break it. But a half minutes to go! NOMO with five bucks thank you very much we'll get to that one in just a little bit. There's the rally. Let's go. Dead game with five bucks says cross arms kick feet, oi vei. 105. Good stuff. Away from this morning's goal. Seven perfect weeks on the line. 105 left. There we go. All right. Now we got them all updated. Uh oh, my YouTube chat's going to go in a little

bit. I can feel it. It's running really slow. All right. Two minutes left. Two minutes to go. One oh five is the goal for the moment. Can it go? Can we get seven straight weeks of wins for the toe?

Load up the Venmo, load up the PayPal PayPal load up the gifted memberships and let's go Red bird with one. I mean you know they say ask him ohs have like 30 words for snow He has so many ways to say give me money Load up the PayPal yeah, yeah, we don't give you money give you give me one say load that much Aaron Give you give you give you want to say load that much Aaron right? Load it up right on my tongue Dollar says this is sad have a dollar and go away shut up So insecure right there you know that body language. Yeah, he's all like tensed and pulled in Yeah, come on shut up. I

Just realized for the first time this motherfucker has an Eddie Munster haircut Minutes left to go MSO thinks he's got one today. What was Eddie Munster see a werewolf now, right? I guess I Think he's a werewolf precocious and a kind of sad adult But also notary public so he's got that going for him. Let's prove him wrong whoever sent me this music by the way thank you so much you've get to be sent this music he had to be sent that graphic much better One minute warning! I'd like to thank the boys down at the, I mean this is a man with just no control over his own life. This is

crazy Oh five to go 55 bucks keeps us moving 105 gives us the win One minute to go Get it get it get it your generosity is the only thing that keeps this show going. MSO says break out the butter. No, no, no, no, no. Let's do it. So MSO is the the person in the chat that likes to rib Aaron for missing the goal from time to time.

So he's counting on this guy, his enemy to come through and save him. There's speculation that MSO is actually slam piece his wife And so slam pieces in there saying this stuff so that he can have these interactions like oh Do you want MSO to win this guys is that what you want? It's gonna make MSO happy as opposed to the fake interactions 105 35 for no 40 seconds left 35 seconds left now Fastest five seconds ever mm-hmm fastest five seconds of podcasting right there What is this nervous like clapping and celebrating nothing's happening listen that literally nothing is happening or Carl

It's a banger of a song. I like how we said it's your generosity that keeps this thing going It's your generosity that keeps us going no Aaron. It's your delusion, this thing going. It's your generosity that keeps us going. No Aaron. It's your delusion, dude Yeah, it's not these people are feeding into your nonsense and it's sad 35 seconds to go 105 away. We've had an amazing week. Let's finish it off strong 30 music couldn't have worked better as Aaron is realizing this is all not happening It's like brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr Perfect gifted memberships from silver wolf 95 away from the goal. We're into double digits How much are his memberships two dollars each? Yeah, that only took ten dollars off of the goal five

That doesn't make any sense Everybody get in a couple of 20s is all we need ten Nine couple of 20s. That's you need a lot more than that Is all we need ten nine couple of 20s that you did a lot more than that $95 is the goal a couple 20s If it doesn't, we missed out on our chance to have seven perfect weeks. Okay. How will I sleep? So, so Aaron is, is coping right now. You can tell he's pretty distraught about this, but what he does here, he does the countdown, which tells you like, all right, we missed the window. It's, it's over, but

now he stalls Hoping that there's still maybe some hope that someone will give me some money if I just continue to do this Thank you, Silverl. Oh shit. I didn't update the number up here There you go Alright guys throw in to keep me here, but you just ended the countdown say goodbye to say goodbye Throw in to keep me here, but you just ended the countdown say goodbye to say goodbye He also said he's sure he says I'll be shorting overtime today. Oh no shorting overtime 95 is the number I'm waiting for a hero. Yeah, I thought was over. I can't let this go for another minute 20 Let's wrap up for a minute 20 while the music wraps up. Oh, the music. Thank you very much. Honestly. It's been an incredible week. You guys have

done awesome. These streaks do not go on forever. You got within a hundred bucks. I love you for that. And if by the time this rambling goodbye is done, somebody finds it in their heart to throw in a quick 50. He even says it out loud by rambling. Goodbye. That I keep trying to stretch time for case. Uh, El Haribla is here. He says it's like extra time in sock. Right? Yeah. That makes no sense. Yeah. There's seven minutes of stoppage time. Let's, let's keep it going. And we hammer this thing out. Boy, am I a happy guy, but if we don't it's been a lot of fun Tomorrow morning is gonna be great. We've got

We've got rumble link Friday. We've got rumble studio I did say if we knocked out today's goal that I would go live on rumble studio for a little bit this afternoon To get those hours over there, but it doesn't look like that's gonna happen. It's punishing us. I can't complain guys It's been great. It's been awesome But we came up 95 dollars short All right, can we end the fucking music so I can leave yeah, there's a lot of people who have to celebrate this miss today All right

Guys have a great rest of your day. Let's hit refresh one more time to see if we can pathetic. I love that his first thought too. So he doesn't make the goal and his first thought is Patrick Melted or me or too key or somebody who's going to cloud with him for not making the goal. Oh yeah. My haters are going to love this I'm not celebrating I could give a fuck what yeah Why do you set up your life that way where it's like I'm gonna do this thing that I total control over and if I fuck It up people are gonna make fun of me, and I'm worried about that You know you created all of this for yourself. Do you think his kids are like listening going? Oh, no We didn't make the goal. Oh, just like listen to the door

We don't want to go to dad's house this week, and he didn't make the goal on Thursday mom Can we please not go to dad's house this weekend. He didn't make the go on Thursday Mom, can we please not go to dad's house? El train says ot on credit we can do this now 95 We're not gonna be able to do if we couldn't get it down to 50 in this in these last five minutes We're not gonna get it down from yeah, I mean these people obviously are just not generous enough Yeah, he's been creating such good content for the last three minutes that we've watched. It's amazing Why are people throwing money at him? It's crazy 95 this is fun right here somebody in these last two minutes would have thrown a couple bucks in If they wanted to hammer this thing out. I

Mean I could really cheat and Aaron could just give a hundred bucks to steeltoe Wow, did you know about that rule? He could just give himself money to make the goal so he could claim that it's perfect correct Get the fuck out of here. He does that he does that sometimes He chips in from his own money towards the goal in order to hit the goal that goes into his bank account So no no no no no Aaron would give the money to steal tell I Mean it's little I think I pointed this out of this little bacon grease. It's the bacon grease

Simpsons episode all over again. Wow, this is not how you run a business You don't tell your employees sales are down get out there start buying our product So what is he saying if he now has made the goal because he cheated he's just gonna broadcast longer and beg more yes, okay? That makes sense, so he's giving himself permission. I think that's all he's doing you're exactly right Yes, Patrick Melton. No he says if you stop giving him money all you'll get is more show Because that's the only way he's gonna to make money is by being on live. And so if he's not making money, he's just gonna be on live more and more and more.

And what the fuck happened to his set? Didn't he used to have a set? He used to have a set. What the fuck is this? How did he show? You don't like that? No, it looks like garbage. It's a great set for a streamer. It's so bad. I hate the way he centers his head in the middle of the steel-towel logo. Yeah, like it's a fucking religious icon But I'm not gonna do that. Thank you guys very much. Let's take this down Boom there we go. You have a great rest of your day This has been a lot of fun this morning, and you guys gave me a half hour off for all my hard work

I appreciate it. Talk to you soon. Happy trails, boys and girls. All right. So that's the end of that. And he says, but no worries tomorrow's rumble Friday, rumbling Friday. Do you know the deal with rumble Friday? I know that it exists. So the deal is there is no goal. It's the goal is show that he does. Every other show has a goal, but not rumble Friday because on rumble Friday People give him five dollars in a video link and then he'll watch that video if they give him ten dollars in the video link Then he'll watch a longer video if you give him $20 in a video link. He'll watch that immediately Something like that. I get confused sometimes too. That's not how you do a show. Oh, it's how he does a show. So

let's fast forward. Since this happened on Thursday, we missed the goings like, well, whatever tomorrow's rumble Friday, we'll be we'll be killing it there. Let's see how that went for him. Our luck is playing run out on the chirps. Oh, like comment, subscribe, follow the whole deal links, the whole thing. Quietest Rumble Friday in a long time. What a bummer. Oh no. What a bummer. Oh, that's an ugly number to look at too. An ugly, ugly number to look at. What do you think? You think they bought in times too? When you're not using rumble studio walk.

We got into the seven hundreds last week though. So like even for rumble studio, this is a bad week. Oh, we missed yesterday too. Oh boy. It's just it's not going well for our buddy Aaron. This is not entertaining. No, I mean it is Not for a steeltoe fan. It wouldn't be I would think dear God

What I can't imagine selling giant chunks of your show for $20 What a crazy way to live your life though where you can you're in control you own your own business so I Vinnie and I both have experience with this We both have our own shows that we do Could you imagine creating a show where at the end of it you might be super bummed out and depressed based on how things go? Well, it is the creep off Just I can't imagine like wake up with the word be like, oh god, I hope this show doesn't fucking suck today I'm gonna be so bummed out if I don't get this thing Everyone's gonna be laughing at me and calling me a jerk

What a dumb way to start your life it really is his own doing you have made your own bad errands I am very happy to say that we have a review girl here Marybeth Rosie Great to see you. I'm excited about hackamania Me too, because I heard there's gonna be a Butter eating contest that is going to feature one Lucy type box and one Mary Beth Rosie They're butter be She was ready for that. I gotta go

So have you eaten a stick of butter before you are you experienced with this like Lucius No, not a good answer when I was little I my mom had to hide the butter from me when she was cooking because I would ask for a piece of butter in my Hand and piece of butter for my mouth Okay, and you know I would eat it so Hand and piece of butter for my mouth Okay, and you know I would eat it so You can relate to this well my mom used to hide the butter too, but that's because my father was Marlon Brando

But if you ever eat straight butter before no No, I've never eat a stick of butter in fact when Lucy was telling me about I was gagging It sounds disgusting to me you ever eat flour out of the bag? Of course! It's the best part of the cooking. Well, that's very exciting. I'm excited to hang out with you and Brian Vegas. Hackamania.com promo code W-A-T-P. It's where you want to go to get 10% off your tickets. Hackam ag mania in Las Vegas you ready to play a game with us Marybeth

Yes, absolutely all right Cardiff put together a two minutes with Tom Boo Fucking hate Tom Myers. I love this game. This game is fantastic. How dare you? It's time for one's favorite new new game show Two minutes with Tom What do you say ladies and gentlemen? Are you ready to find the bomb? On two minutes with Tom

This is called the music I gotta get the three of us on That would be a fucking like electric podcast I think yeah now for those of you don't know do not know who Frank James is he's a local comedian but he's also a local actor and the most recent thing he was in that I'm aware of was with Natalie Portman and it was the thing where the it was like the murder mystery that took place in Baltimore Harbor or something It was Natalie Portman Oh lady lady in the lake lady in the lake right and I don't know if it's because they found the lady in the lake or

Putting ladies in the lake. I don't know I do a joke in my actress like you know The only lakes we have in Baltimore is the inner harbor and the only ladies in that lake What did Tom say next? All right. Here are your choices. Number one, dead prostitutes. Drunk co-eds pretending to be a little mermaid. Next homeless women taking a bath.

Next, homeless women taking a bath. Four, Ray Rice's ex-wife. And lastly, the ones that fell in when the Francis Scott Bridge collapsed. Two minutes with Tom. All right, couple observations. First off, Tom even said this is from my act. So this isn't an off. Tom even said this is from my act. So this is an off the cuff Response to this so i'm immediately removing ray rice because that's funny, correct

That's my first thought too is like carter fright someone here that i'm like no Only carter would come up with that. That's too funny But I am going with one dead prostitutes. What say you vinnie paulina dead prostitutes one dead prostitutes. What say you Vinnie Paulina? Dead prostitutes. Dead prostitutes? Dead prostitutes. Mary Beth, what do you think? I'm going to go with next. The homeless women taking a bath.

Yeah, I like that one too. Because I also went one. All right, there's three ones and a next. Cardiff has a good chance of winning this one. I'm not gonna lie. Let's see what happens. Cardiff has a good chance of winning this one. I'm not gonna lie. Let's see what happens. I do a joke in my acros like you know the only lakes we have in Baltimore is the Inner Harbor and the only ladies in that lake are dead prostitutes. Yes! There it is! It probably was.

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Alright, we're gonna check out the latest internet news. Do we have any reviews to read? Marybell, I'm not really sure where Annie left off. Okay, the latest one were Annie left off. The latest one mentions Darman or D Harman. I don't really know. Yeah, Darman. I can't remember if she read that or not, but all right, we'll hit that review. Remember to give us reviews. It helps the algorithm. Every review podcast, we appreciate that. But we're going to start with some internet news and then we'll be back with the voicemails and that review. Internet news with the internet Jews from Spotify MLR ponders. So OP drops out of most bits because his Philly family objected but wants the archives for

his kids. Alrighty, then Brandon Tatman suggests let's have Anthony back on when you review Sue lightning's podcast. Yeah, Bill Boylanic on when you review Sue Lightning's podcast. Yeah, Bill Boylanic clearly doesn't care about anyone's feelings. Adam's cool. Carl drools. From Twitter, Mook the Homie inquires, how many Stunt Joe's final shows does that make now?

No such- sense thoughts and prayers. I miss Adam Bush and Lucy. I hope they're off fucking somewhere. From Patreon, Extreme Online and Jay Guy reports, Jamie Kennedy is nuts. He microwaved his mail and clothes during COVID. Maybe it fried his brain. Brad Logan opines,

Jamie Kennedy sounds like Sam Roberts now. Deluxe weighs in, Wednesday crew represent, working class, unsophisticated, low income Saturday viewers are welcome to join in. We welcome you. Newport Beach in the house! From Facebook, Jim Napoleon shares this anecdote. My co-workers started talking for 10 minutes straight about how much he used to rule. So I played glory days off my phone. As I played he kept asking what's this and I just kept saying wait

for it. He now hates himself and says I am evil. Brett Stevens affirms you did the right thing from Reddit. Critical code declares anybody can make an entertaining podcast, but nobody is brave enough to share their opinions on politics these days. More politics, Carl. The Adam Bush debate continues with empty Barracuda. Adam Bush again? Yorkies in sneakers shows concern. I like him. I just hope Carl isn't bothering him too often. Remote for life votes. He's okay. Somewhere between mid to great. I think his poetic waxing is a bit too much, but he's a good co-host with the rest. Kevin K gushes. Love that guy.

Double burger no bun writes, look everybody, Carl has a semi-famous friend, Bay Butters has notes. I think he's a good guest, but if he could cut down on his long-winded psych assessments, that would be great. Just dial it back a little. And from YouTube, Run DAZ shares,

I have made many poor decisions in my life, but unsubscribing from Sirius was not one of them. Modern Howard Stern stinks. Mighty horse with a mighty shout out to HellRaiser69! Canada Goose riffs. Finally! W.A.T.P. does something funny. C.T. Pierce sums things up.

Howard turned into a cat lady and he deserves all he gets. And Mike62 Soupan plays us out with, Howard must go to the doctor and tell him that he only wants good news. What are you showing me? This card of tweet? Uh, yeah, it's a card of this picture of Howard and Beth. And then Shuley retweeted and said, I'm telling my kids this is Siegfried and Roy. It's them and their little cats. That's fun

Oh, you were you started making a motion towards me when they people were talking about Jamie Kennedy Just now you know I've met Jamie a couple of times okay I did stand up with him once at the old club And then he came through into the Carlson cast once and from the first time to the second time One thing that you guys picked up on I definitely Noticed from God his speech got a lot slower. Yeah, like everything was it just like it was really really slow What do you think that is what happened to him? Is it drugs? I don't know he says he's sober

Yeah, it's like having Jamie Kennedy watch your drugs Give us the drugs. It's like having Jamie Kennedy watch your drugs. That old guy. No, I don't know what it is, but like the first time I met him he was like really like beating stuff and the next time I saw it I was like, life's kind of beating stuff. LouisTune's critic says, why does my future ex-wife sound like AI? That's just her speaking voice. He also wrote, looking forward to hanging with you all again at Dabble House. That is all, as you were, gents.

How's he getting in? He must know someone. Not me. He's Clay Duty. Okay. So Clay Duty's always welcome. That's true. At Dabble House.

I imagine the Shuey's bringing the puppet. Oh, Shuey's bringing the puppet. I don't want that thing anymore. I want a player to pump it. I fucking love puppets. How do we not have a puppet on this show? No, whatever makes me puppets Lockie I want that stuttering job. I'm gonna steal it Will be a bit Be a bit that we do stole the stuttering job

Yes, I'm making a curl. I just wrote that bit. That's a pretty good bit that you just wrote. Debelcon.live is where you want to go to purchase the pay-per-view event that will be live. Who are these podcasts? Live, The Uncle Rico Show, and live, The Viewer Film Festival, all happening April 11th and 12th. Mary Beth, you have a review for us, please? all happening April 11th and 12th Marybeth You have a review for us, please. Oh, yeah, here we go and the title is Darwin really

Please don't it's already been done by so many others and it's never entertaining Try and review shows and videos that are slightly better than unlistable So many people bring attention to the stupid trash never want to hear the name darman again Now first off this person is wrong darman fucking rules I've never played darman on the show or bonus shows we did sashim Whatever his name was and And then on Who Are These Socials this past Thursday, we discovered that Trisha Paytas did a whole series that's similar to the Darned Man stuff.

Oh right, I was watching that. It was amazing. It's amazing. And it's in a garage. She was getting fat shamed at the gym by her boyfriend. But it was just in a garage. They're like, everyone's looking at you right now. And it's like, you see the garage doors open to the car. There's a car. I had no idea she was such a good actress. So bad. But it was just in a garage like everyone's looking at you right now It's like you see the garage doors open to the car I had no idea she was such a good actress

So bad when she does the prep fall on the treadmill the I spit coffee Yeah, so fucking funny not to give it away Yeah, I did. I really believe she couldn't get up. I Just like the fact that this obese woman spent three and a half hours on her makeup before going to the gym That's how women are you love to have a ton of makeup in your face when you're going to sweat some of course Yeah, it's perfect. That's what you want. She wants to lose weight. She could not wear makeup And by the way ladies yes wear makeup to the gym, please You go to the gym all the time about this any five-star review it Forgot about the review. I know we got off on a tangent there

Let's hear some voicemails, and then we'll get out of here. We didn't we didn't the goal today. Sorry to say That's disappointing. I was gonna give money to charity. I was gonna give money to shitty podcast charities You know what this guy coming in and saying Wednesday listeners I pay for your fucking shit and Saturday listeners I provide you the jobs go fuck yourself, bro Wednesday listeners and Saturday listeners unite against the fucking guy, dude fuck that guy Wednesday and Saturday unite. All right, and then Thursday listeners for WTS Friday listeners for this little piggy

Monday listeners for that Vinny Paulino spin-off show. Yep, Bo Carl Fucking geez, all right, whatever who gives a shit. All right, but I agree with your sentiment We should all unite. We're on the same team here. It's not about Wednesday versus Saturday. We're all friends It's actually Monday versus the world Versus the rest of the world. When we're at Hackamania, I'm just going to be asking everyone, you a Wednesday or Saturday? I want to get the scoop. By the way, Mary Beth, you got the game wrong,

but your husband got it right. He's in the chat. That was my first instinct, but you know, it's like, I can't just agree with everyone. Oh, so now you have an excuse for being a loser Yeah, I mean that it works for me sure You know you guys calling in talking all about rest

Carl's wife Jenny Jingles She's such a lovely lady. We were not do not sexualize her with those crude comments. That's right. Oh, and also if the guy needs a partner for the docking competition, reverse circumcision, I mean, you do need somebody who's had a regular circumcision. I get a nice, meaty, heavy walk around if you want to meet up for hackamania. Is that what hack amazing to turn into people eating butter and then docking up on stage? Is that we're doing?

Can the creep off go on first? You'd want to slip on the stage. Get out of there. Before the heads get whipped out. Mary Beth, what's your take on docking? Is that a fun activity to take in? Are you familiar with what docking is? No.

Why don't you tell her, Carl? I will. So I was going to say it's, and this is for my mother-in-law who listens too. Sometimes she doesn't pick up on everything we're talking about. But it doesn't have to be, I was going to say two gay guys, it doesn't have to be, but it's two guys who put their penis heads together and then the one guy is uncircumcised and he's able to pose for skin Over the other penis so that they're in her Mary Beth you seem like you're not enjoying this

You really did explain it I'm like fuck it not your thing No, that's yeah, that that sounds horrible. Doc he makes it sound fun You could do it I'm aboard They do it on gay cruises I've heard Sure get to Jesus and carl and sissy straight listen. I just just hear stories I don't know I've got experience with this kind of thing I hear the good point about John stand up so I'm listening to the last point dabble point and you're missing something John act when he's talking about having sex with his pregnant wife he said this is how white people have sex that he was

Puerto Rican that's right he talks all about being Puerto Rican. They called him Spick when he was in high school, which that's tough, man. Not cool. I don't know how he got through that. And then he goes, yeah, I have sex like a white guy. I got a chance to get some street cred. You fucked it up. Used to have sex with like a white guy. Right. It's been quite some time. You guys know Gary in San Diego, but do you know Larry in San Antonio? Big fan.

Hey Carl, it's Larry from San Antonio here and I'm calling out Gary from San Diego, you motherfucker. I'm challenging you to a boxing match and whoever loses can never voicemail a WAPP again because I'm getting tired of your whiny, retarded, meandering voice. Fuck you, Gary from San Diego. Don't call me back, Carl. And your weird feet.

Fuck you, I love you producer. Okay. Well, let's see if Gary accepts that challenge. Looks like the boxing match has moved away from podcast host and now it's listeners and voicemailers. I think that's an improvement, I'm not sure. I don't know, can't be good, honestly. So, oh, this is a younger guy who hates Howard Stern.

So Carl, just catching up on the latest episode. Dude, that shit, the fucking Howard Stern stuff, like I normally hate Howard Stern, like y'all talking about him. Like he's fucking annoying. Like I'm like, I'm 28, turned 29 this year. Like I never got into it. My parents never got into it.

Howard, like we just listened to fucking like Boomer Houston radio. All right, all right. And like, I understand why he was funny, but I never you know I never experienced it so I don't like relate to whenever y'all talk about it, but like and fucking talking about the comments, bro That shit's fucking hysterical like you just say oh, yeah I'm funny something funny happened finally and like this man just fucking spurting out about Like what a

God dude, it's like it's like it's like like watching watching my father like realize that Jasmine Crockett like has political power and he just like His fucking eyebrow just starts twitching and he wants to say the n-word so bad He's just like old as fucking doesn't realize that like that's a thing now, you know That segment worked even though you're not a big stern person Can you imagine being Jimmy Kimmel and getting that fucking phone call and having to waste a minute of your life? They were together at a wedding or something. Here's my take on this. And Jimmy is probably above this and doesn't care about it, but I would think that Jimmy would not be happy that that conversation came out about deleting comments. You don't say?

If it happened. I have my staff delete comments. Oh I think it happened. I think Howard and Jimmy had that conversation because Howard's so bitter. So he has no idea how he's coming across when he says that. Not one iota of irony there. He's just like, nope. That was crazy. Thank you again to Hellraiser 69 That clip or Howard goes and what do they think you just fake laugh Robin? Yeah That was hilarious Robin earlier paycheck It's like yeah, you don't you don't know that's what everyone says finally something interesting on the Howard Stern show Actually, it really was fascinating

Of course Mary Beth sitting there politely going Howard who? No, I'm I'm oh, I'm up to date on that I'm just you know Okay heard it fair enough good point Gary and San Diego I was talking about How no one's gonna get John on their show for a thousand bucks like he wants. Because there's no point in talking to him because he's just a liar. I thought you were getting your wallet out.

Fast Jay Kast is calling me right now. Hey Carl, do you remember last podcast, I suggested you call Sutterine John for an interview if you could get him down to a hundred, a hundred and ten dollars maybe, and you said at that point what's the purpose of the interview and John he's just gonna lie. Right. Mr. Hamburger, of course he's gonna lie, that's the beauty of it. He's gonna start lying about being a senator, about his home, about his degree, everything.

He's going to lie. But that's the kicker. You get him interviewed with a fact checker, kind of like that guy on CNN, Daniel Dale, a real-time fact checker during the interview. Let's catch him in all of his lies and humiliate him. That's or better yet Strap him down to a lie detector Okay, you know Ed Torian give him a call he's real good at giving lie detector tests. He's the best Carl dust off your blue suede shoes

Rock and roll up. Thank you Gary. Kick his ass Larry Of real-time fact-checker That's what I would be at what I've done One-on-ones with stuttering John when he goes I'm on my boat, but you don't own a boat John Everyone knows you don't own a boat. I think you should have Cardiff just in the corner. Oh Well, yes, we'll do some fact check it very good good everything on the fly right there this is a wrong number I got it there!

Oh Mr. Melton how I miss you You got it Melton. You got good. This is where these podcasts are. You've, you've dialed the wrong number. That's not nobody likes onions. You know, who else has a show is my buddy, Vinnie Paulino. And you can watch that every Monday at 1pm or listen to it wherever you listen to podcasts or watch it anytime you want to the creep off the creep off comm you know what I find funny is it's our show you just want to push it all on me well you know what it is I'm in my like promote my co-host shows mode sure and I always say someone has a show whether it's Andy or Andy and so that's how I think about it

but you're right it's our show yeah we do the creep off together. We have fun every we just did a bonus show yesterday. You're over here. Yeah, we had my buddy Johnny Furica on sure. That was a X Rochester Police Department. And we watched a couple of cop videos. We sure did. If you want to watch a cop straight up square up with a guy. Oh my gosh. The cop had the taser on him. And then another cop brought a dog, and they're like, let's not do the Taser or the dog,

let's just fight. And these two guys just went at it. Johnny was very impressed with the police officer's technique. Yeah, he's like, I think he has training. I'm like, I think he does too. He's on top of the guy, just bashing his head. It was a problem. So if you like that sort of thing, watch the creep off.

Yeah, watch the creep off. And can I also throw a plug in I'm doing a stand-up show I haven't done a stand-up show in quite a while April 26th Carlsoncomedy.com for tickets, please and thanks. I will be there. I saw that. Thank you, dude Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. I got my ticket. You guys both did? Aww Aww man But they were comped

I know the order. Not paying full price for this bullshit I Know the order that painful price for this bullshit First Friday on the creep off. Oh, yeah, that's right first Fridays with producer Chris We're gonna watch one of the last episodes under impaired. I love those so much Hey, by the way speaking of I'll tease this for Monday Brooke Hogan yep, halt creep off Hall of Famer Hulk Hogan's daughter Just really oh that Hulk Hogan's daughter just released Oh that Hulk Hogan? Yes, just released allegations against one of her parents that she was physically abused Jesus Christ

We're gonna have a conversation about that on Monday Oh boy You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt Speaking of C words, Mary Beth, where do people find you? You can find me on onlyfids. that comes slash Mary Beth Rosie. M-A-R-I-B-E-T-H-R-O-S-I-E. Yes, and you are continuing to churn out content. You have some new shoots.

Actually, I'm not sure. Well, I'm going to Key West next weekend. Nice. So maybe some. That's a good place for taking clothing off. It's nice and warm there. Oh, I love Key West. Great place.

Good place to be. Very good. Producer Chris, Isotopes, April 5th, Skylark. That's right. Very good. Let's promote that. We're in the Rochester area. What he said.

You can see mine and Chris's band. I got a show with Trucker Andy. The Buzzmeyers tonight. The Buzzme I are playing tonight At the spirit room at the exchange or state state it is on state. It turns into exchange. So That's either if I get a cop I might show up Buy me a beer. I know a guy I could probably help you out you guys

Yes, I You guys ready to call it a day? Or what do you think? Yes! I gotta go, bye. I gotta go. I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. I'm an asshole! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Okay, bye. Thank you. Please clap. I force applause, Greg. I force them. Some people earn them, I force them.

He steals them. Please clap. That's a good one. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye

Okay, folks guess what That was a great episode that was really great. I don't know who gives a shit why I'm even still doing this I'm out of here. I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr