Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep609 - Emergency Intercom

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Starting point is 00:05:02 The cow photographer is blessing us with a new cow bikini girl. Wow. To celebrate episode 609. Now if you take out the zero, ah, Chris gets it. You're picking up what I'm putting down. But first, two social media influencers are dating and host a podcast called Emergency Intercom. This was a suggestion from Koof in our Discord,

Starting point is 00:05:26 and he said, this is a Zoomer podcast my 18 year old sister listens to slash watches. And a lot of people, we have a review suggestions channel in the Discord, and a lot of people were checking out and saying, yeah, we definitely have to review this and give it a watch so, Ed and I have both checked this out separately we've not discussed it with each other beforehand. We're gonna get into it. The show hosted by Enya and Drew. They're both former Vine

Starting point is 00:05:56 stars who moved to LA and were united by Press Play which is a company that facilitates tours for social media creators to host meet-and-greets So it's very similar to the dick and Maddox Origin story hmm where they were both authors and the company like hey you guys are similar you guys should get together These two are both vine stars who then went to LA to be rich and famous It worked hmm, and now they're they're dating or they're together. They live together it seems. I don't know, Adam, did you pick up on that part of it?

Starting point is 00:06:30 I think they're very close. I'm pretty sure he's gay. And I'm pretty sure she likes to ride that line in terms of, I don't think you can be voted the top five podcast by Grindr without having inclusive hosts and I believe that's him or maybe it's a gray area I don't know it does seem to be a gray area because they do have a sub right I was checking it out people were

Starting point is 00:06:53 asking if he's gay or not and there seems to be a lot of confusion around that so you could be right I will tell you this this podcast has 489,000 subscribers on YouTube they have 349,000 subscribers on YouTube. They have 343,000 subscribers on Instagram and Enya herself has 1.3 million followers on Instagram. So very popular with the Zoomers. And I want to start with a clip that I think sums up the show for me. You can't hear a more zoomer sentence than what Enya says here.

Starting point is 00:07:27 Like couple accounts have turned into it's like it's just the average American has now been taught because of how much media we watch to like low key be into voyeurism question mark. Like it's been trained onto us because one thing the US will do is it will employ the most mid-average looking usually white couple you've ever seen Because Americans eat it up and it's like all that shit where it's like I Smacked my girlfriend's ass to see how she would like act or it's like I I bent over in front of my boyfriend while he was Following this no No, I mean low key following this one question mark no it's mid but I don't know what it is okay is she like a

Starting point is 00:08:10 little orphan girl what's happening there yeah it's uh it's very confusing this is a hang shoot the shit type of show I'm reading the fans that started in 2021 and the fans seem to be divided on the direction of the show. They don't really talk about anything real. It's a lot of just kind of nonsense. They give you little tidbits and they're personalized. They don't really get into it. They don't really want to talk about it. And when they're questioned, I have examples where he's just like, do I want to talk about it? Actually, here's a good example of that, where their producer is Kai,

Starting point is 00:08:47 and he's back behind the camera, and he drops his phone or something like that. Should I tell them the one detail out front of the gym or no? If it's not the bottle, it's the phone. If it's not the bottle, it's the phone. There's one moment that I'm like debating, telling, because this happened before our break actually. Whatever, we're cutting all of that.

Starting point is 00:09:08 Yeah, and then it never gets brought up again. Should I tell this story? Should I tell this story or not? Like, don't say that if you're not going to. It just pisses people off, it's just annoying. There are thousands of comments from their fans saying, are we getting in the way of your conversation? Should we just leave you guys alone?

Starting point is 00:09:24 Cause you seem very annoyed that we're here. And every time you're obligated to address us, it's like, don't do it. Let's just go back to our conversation. These are not podcasters. These are Vine stars who were like, I mean, he was like 10 or eight or something when he started. And he's been like this little Michael Jackson his whole life

Starting point is 00:09:43 talking to the camera, getting whatever he wants. And now he's just doing this little Michael Jackson his whole life talking to the camera getting whatever he wants And now he's just doing this and people aren't expecting anything Then just to feel close to him and hear his voice and waste some time. I see Okay, that makes a lot more sense cuz I'm like, what is this show? Why are people interested in it? Well, they took a month off. They said it was because they were moving or something like that So they come back after a month off And boy did they step in it. This is a very controversial episode And uh, i'll show you why um, but

Starting point is 00:10:15 You know who else fell the fuck off? You know who else fell off gretta thunberg that bitch is in the gutters bitch like sorry bit like Literally, why didn't laueve use her like what also the way they like what okay so then they move on start talking about something else and they go to commercial break and then they come back and drew just has to get back to Greta Thunberg um but what was I saying

Starting point is 00:10:42 oh yeah Greta Thunberg fell off bitches in the gutter Her legacy being Lisbon and Lisbon lesbian and I shouldn't be up here is so like so perfectly what's wrong with everything in this world because like she Literally was that girl she was like fighting for climate change. She shouldn't be up here up there like you're right you should be in school and your parents kind of suck for not letting you just go to school and be fucking normal. Like go to school be normal and then you can like uh but poor girl she was fighting for a cause that she felt so

Starting point is 00:11:20 strong for. I think she's still fighting for it but in like 20 years she'll probably be fighting where because I don't see her All right. I have one more clip and then we can discuss why this is so controversial because you know, they're talking about how Obviously the famous speech I shouldn't be I should be in school right now. She's like 16 years old she was talking in front of Congress and Kai comes up with a an idea about why she did this She was skipping class just I said she didn't want to be in school She's she did all that like me faking sick to get out of class me faking to be a climate change activist to skip class But that's looking at me to be a martyr for a cause after finding out about what's her name?

Starting point is 00:12:00 So Adam do you know why this is so controversial what they're saying right now? Tell me please. Why it's going to piss off their audience? Well I think, I'm guessing because they're being, they just sound real elitist and it kind of transcends how you feel about Greta Thunberg, that kind of let them eat cake attitude they're having while he is admittedly drunk. She's stoned off her ass and on a ton of pills, as they said, ignoring their audience, having a conversation that you would

Starting point is 00:12:30 regret having alone in a room with your friend be like, what the fuck was I talking about? You said fuck Greta Thunberg. Why would I do that? I don't know. I was drunk. That's it. But they're having it here in public. And people are like, you sound like you don't know what you're talking about. And maybe you shouldn't step into topics when you don't know anything about them. Is that it? Something like that? It's very close, but it's worse because you know how Ethan Klein is having issues with

Starting point is 00:12:56 the internet right now? I do. You know why he's having issues with the internet right now. It's really difficult to get yourself involved in the debate if you're not pro-Palestine. Oh, there's a lot of people in this generation who get very angry with that. Apparently, Greta Thunberg hasn't gone away. She's now speaking up on behalf of Palestine. And she's, that's her cause now is the genocide. If you look at the comments underneath this video. They're so good. Oh my gosh

Starting point is 00:13:25 The way y'all remove the Palestine fundraiser from your bio and then you talk about activists falling off money hungry and uneducated as fuck I'm not even being funny Y'all need to cut that 14-hour screen time and send some community college classes with how tone deaf that was Greta isn't in the gutter. You she's fighting for Palestine and the media are silencing her. There's so much of the silence is complicity, you cannot be neutral on genocide, Greta Thunberg, it just goes on and on. I looked at the latest Instagram post

Starting point is 00:14:00 that this woman put up, and you can't get away from this shit. Even on her Instagram post, the first comment under here, that this this woman put up and you can't get away from this shit like even her Instagram post the first comment under here very much not appreciate the way y'all spoke on Greta who actively has spoken out for the rights of others and our environment felt very out of touch and privileged felt very hateful as well can't in good conscience support that like all of these comments are pissed off because they were so dismissive of of Greta now she's falling off it was

Starting point is 00:14:28 Something that I think you know you would edit out of the show. Oh Yeah, and it's a very edited show Choose to remove when they left the when they live that Yeah, I'll just show you real quick one more things. This is on there There's subreddit, and I know how subreddits can be sometimes. Someone made a video, oh they're cooked, and this is like they splice in Greta fighting for Palestine with them talking about how dismissive they are about it.

Starting point is 00:15:02 Have they apologized? Have they said anything? They'll be on all apologies. Some people have their side, like so someone wrote on here, this was bad and they need to be held accountable. And he wrote, erm, no, it is a gay fart podcast. You're overreacting. So that's kind of fun. And accurate. Well, I feel like if the political activists covered gay farts, they would cover that. I love this headline right here. This really tells you all you need to know about the people watching the show

Starting point is 00:15:32 and why you need to be careful with this audience. Reminder, you don't get to forgive racism if you're white. So keep that in mind, Adam Bush. These people have really stepped at it. They're having some issues right now. So fun time to join up on Emergency Intercom. What did you pick up on from the show, Adam? I mean, that they feel obligated to be there.

Starting point is 00:15:54 That they are, they don't, I mean, they have a love-hate relationship. I think they're very spoiled and isolated, and I think they need to stop doing the podcast part of their brand. I think they're probably entertaining in many other different ways, but she comes off as very, very like,

Starting point is 00:16:18 she's like, I can tell somebody's a certain way just by looking at them. It's like, oh, can you go back to explaining how we're all racist. It's interesting. You can't just dive into topics like this and expect people to follow you, stick to your own relationships,

Starting point is 00:16:35 whatever they're normally talking about. I don't know. She's best known for makeup tutorials. There you go. And now she has this platform where she's like talking about geopolitical issues like that I don't know if that's really your lane on this one But let me play some of these clips that you grabbed for us Anna. Where do you want to begin?

Starting point is 00:16:50 Go right at the top where 117 when she talks about just how happy she is and I believe her I know what happiness looks like Because we just needed the time and boy did I have a time I genuinely am like I am so happy. I love my life I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I am so happy. I love my life, I'm so happy, I'm so happy, I'm so happy, I'm so happy, I'm so happy, I'm so happy. I'm so happy, I'm so happy, I'm so happy, I'm so happy, I'm so happy, I'm so happy, I don't care. We're so happy, we're so happy, I'm so happy.

Starting point is 00:17:15 I actually am in like a good, I'm in a better mental state right now than I was. Like. You are. Yeah, I'm so much better, you know what I mean? And I can't tell if it's your Lexapro? Prozac, you know what. You know I can't tell if it's your Lexapro a pro Zach I can't tell if it's your pro Zach or that you're smoking weed all day every day Good combination. Yeah, I mean that sounds like a fun day. I'll keep you going for sure You don't think that's a real happiness there Adam no no

Starting point is 00:17:46 Like she was having to convince herself and him and, it felt like we shouldn't be watching this. Like, this isn't for us. This is for you two. And I feel like in the way. It's uncomfortable, you know? Right, so they are off for a month. They come back and they want to get us all updated on what's been going on. But damn, a lot has fucking happened

Starting point is 00:18:03 since we've gone, like a lot. I think a lot has fucking happened since we've gone like a lot. I think a lot specifically in your life has changed and like happened. A lot has happened. I'm not going to talk about any of it. I'm sure y'all can guess but things- I don't think anyone can guess because it's the last thing anyone would have ever guessed. I know. It's something that I famously am like, no.

Starting point is 00:18:23 No, no, no, never, never never never never I can't see myself doing that But something something has shifted something something has shifted and it's probably Venus and Mercury and retrograde Oh, you're right like he is gay He just talked about Mercury and retrograde that should have been the clue right there so obvious. It's right in front of me the whole time So they come on the name of this episode was like in front of me the whole time. So they come out, the name of this episode was like a lot has changed, a lot of changes. And they come out like, oh my gosh, a lot of changes. We're not gonna talk about any of them.

Starting point is 00:18:51 This is not the place or the time. Right, yeah, this is not where we're gonna talk about that. Instead, he tells us this anecdote about running into some guys having gay sex in a stall at the airport in Dallas, Fort Worth. And this tells me everything I need to know about Drew here what you pulled this clip and this this didn't tip you off at all Fair enough

Starting point is 00:19:15 But there's a certain thing that Drew says that annoys the fuck out of me. I know it does producer Chris, too, so so then I'm like Chilling in there hanging out doing my thing on my iPhone playing my videos loud as fuck because I literally don't care not shitting I don't give a fuck. I don't Loud and I'll shit. I don't give a fuck. Yeah people are all play their videos in public out loud Mm-hmm on their phones. I know that we don't have Camps in the United States yet yet

Starting point is 00:19:49 You know if they were to develop them and we started thinking about like who should we get out of society with right? Yeah, it might be a good place to start. How else are you supposed to know what they're watching? I don't understand that that's the worst part to to be like a guy by himself And you're like just put in some fucking earbuds man. Yeah, it's gonna be solved so easily It's never compelling shit It's always Dip shit material yep or FaceTime. That's a classic right there. Everyone's got to know your conversation Mm-hmm, so I mentioned this gay sex capaid happened in Dallas Fort Worth and

Starting point is 00:20:28 Okay, you can say anya is just a makeup tutorial girl, but no she's got some pretty funny one-liners there But yeah, I caught a guy cruising in DFW And I'm not gonna lie W stands for don't fuck women apparently Not gonna lie that was I don't love this. DSW stands for don't fuck women apparently. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH She celebrated herself for a while after that like a muppet. She was I always say when you get a good line out there Act like you've been there before There was something when brother wheeze we used to listen to that show He'd get so excited if someone had a good line. She'd point up. That's a funny line That wasn't pretty funny that you hear any sad just sounds like yeah

Starting point is 00:21:20 Yeah, he said I didn't know microphone during your show act like that happens often right so that we think you're almost to get comedy She practically put her hand up Okay, I got one for this I got one Okay, so This is them bring up their personal lives, but then refusing to talk about their personal lives Yeah, I don't think anything that exciting happened to me while I was gone like well A lot of shit has happened A lot of things about someone hit my car today

Starting point is 00:21:54 Someone hit in his fucking car the second time my old car never got hit I finally got to a place where I was like, you know I can have like a nice car that would impress my parents and all my friends and also has the Best sound system ever within a month of having that car somebody hit the side of it and now someone just hit it again So you saw what happened there? He goes she goes I've nothing exciting to me. He's like, come on Obviously exciting shit's been happening and then she goes, uh, my car got hit Like a deflection like the most boring anecdote she could think of. Like, um, I got an offender, brother. Cool. Let's talk about that for a while. What is it they're trying to protect that they don't want their hardcore audience and fans to know?

Starting point is 00:22:34 There's no way to know, and thankfully for me I don't give a fuck. I don't care what they're hiding. Does it matter? Yeah, but are they trying to drum up interest by... It's just annoying people. Keeping it cryptic. I don't know, I'm reading through the comments and the Reddit and everything. It just seems like people are just annoyed by it. Alright, so there's no payoff and they suck.

Starting point is 00:22:54 Yeah, there's no, well when they do tell anecdotes, it doesn't get any better. The card damage thing, don't worry, this is an exciting video to go along with that. I was not prepared to be on film like I was literally not prepared yeah yeah you play you pay right so little car that I accidentally hit me saying exactly almost no damage at all okay very exciting left front damage. He loves watching himself

Starting point is 00:23:37 Yeah, I showed him good stuff. I'm glad you guys showed that video go back to talking politics. Yes So how do you two know the groom or the bride? That's the kind of conversation we're in right now Um, but apparently Enya went to Italy with her friend Rain So she's got some stories about that and I don't even understand what's going on here

Starting point is 00:23:56 Well, I was lucky enough to go to Italy with my friend Rain and it was so fun but one of my, like, actually Italy more like L the daily more like literally More like wait. Why am I why am I literally in Italy right now? Why am I literally in Italy literally um that? Little comic relief what was going on right there. She's stoned. She's super silly. Okay. Yeah

Starting point is 00:24:21 Well, I mean, and it's the edibles are kicking in and hitting the Prozac and it's creating this little marionette we've seen I thought for sure there was a reason why he was calling it literally and then they never go back to that like that was the end of it like oh yeah cuz it sounded fun to say yeah I think that's what it was if you put an alibi for it changes it just damn and that's why everyone watching this is like are we getting in your way? Are we disturbing you too because this is like that famous, you know? poster of people eating and talking together and you put yourself next to the Except they're all ignoring us and they keep giving us like dirty looks like can you move away we reserved this area Yeah, and just in case you think you're welcome, we're gonna shit on everyone and

Starting point is 00:25:07 everything and the idea of like, just caring about something as being such a sign of weakness. Oh, actually, do you want to play your clip about her being so disaffected by everything? Uh huh. But except the one thing she does care about. I don't feel this way about yours, but you know those wine bottles with the ones you have in your room with that flip cap?

Starting point is 00:25:30 Those at a restaurant make me feel so fucking nasty for some reason. I just feel like a bottle shaped like that does not get cleaned the amount it should be cleaned, and to the extent it should be cleaned, for everyone's nasty hands going in there And I just think about like And it smells like fucking ass crack of Notre Dame. It's so fucking nasty But that is what I imagine for the wine bottle like things at restaurants It's like he was just all that fucking punk from now He's like the other doctors in motor restaurants and they don't wash their hands and they touch everything and everything is fucking nasty And I hate those hands. I hate I know sustainability is the ugliest fucking thing ever Stop cutting glass bottles in half and making them cups Cause it's not a cup, it's a bottle cut in half and I hate those cups

Starting point is 00:26:16 And like the bottom of wine glasses is so ugly, the nipple like if I wanted to suck on a nipple I can't Oh my fucking god, I'm gonna make it happen She'd come to me She seems nice. Oh, you're so interesting Tell me about other things you dislike Wow She's not pretty enough to pull off this personality am I wrong about that You got to be a smoke show We were all just gonna second she stopped talking it was just gonna be like we're mad as hell

Starting point is 00:26:43 Like we're just yeah fine someone had to say it and it was you we've all been thinking it for a long time but you finally said it tattoos are not a personality right the movies you like are not personality and the things you don't like are not a personality thank you but that was like her uh you know she's stoned she's out of it, and then an hour in, something triggered her and she all of a sudden got animated and interested in something and it's the most nonsense of theirs. Yeah, because 20 minutes ago she was like, who's that kid that like devoted their life to that thing they believe in?

Starting point is 00:27:20 Fuck her. Yeah, what asshole. Fuck her. I think that's word for word, I swear to God, that about the what the wine bottles cut in half that you're just you can't tolerate that's you're taking your big stand right here you're so brave and I'm so glad we have you on these front lines thank you. Let's go back to stories about Italy. She's very proud of herself for this story that she tells with her and her friend rain While we were in Italy we went to this event and Added it was like a bunch of mutual friends and me and rain had gone off and like smoked and then when we came back

Starting point is 00:27:56 I said this I don't think I repeat this to you but to like a bunch of random guys about me and rain I go. Yeah, well, we just had a party of our own so I don't even go fuck about this party anymore and with the way like I just present myself or maybe I just like think everyone thinks I'm gay because I'm scared of the fact that I am gay whatever wait we have to unpack that no so then I said that everyone was like oh Thank oh We just went had a party of our own. I literally just had the best time of my life I could go home now. I'm so sleepy like I said something it literally made it sound like we went and did a bunch of Coke and had sex

Starting point is 00:28:36 But that is not the thing I was gonna say Good He had geared up for us, so she thinks so highly of herself. She made a comment to some people and Thought that she blew everyone's mind with it, and you can even tell she was losing confidence that she was retelling the story I did notice yeah, she's like yeah, and then I was just like yeah We probably just fucked and you guys missed it right and we're doing coke They weren't thinking that oh they're thinking about what an asshole this complete stranger is. American is what they were thinking. That's exactly right.

Starting point is 00:29:07 Jesus Christ. Thanks, Enya. The star of this movie coming in, bringing her shit and just spreading it around to everyone. Here's an example of her trying to be self-deprecating and then catching herself and realizing that she can't be self-deprecating because she's way too into herself. It's almost like if you, girl, if you dress up, listen, I like to think of my body like just plain Just me actually this is a hard thing to talk about because when I'm naked I genuinely think I am like so hot which is crazy me and I'll see we're talking about it

Starting point is 00:29:37 I was like we have the kind of delusion that in my head I'm like no no just wait till you see it fully naked then you kind of get the picture I'm like no no just wait till you see it fully naked then you kind of get the picture like normally they're Fully naked and I am propped exactly how I would anticipate someone to see me the way I pose in a mirror Oh, you can't believe you can't believe what it's happened to so this is why her personality exists She really does think that she's a smoke shell apparently I Think I think I figured it out I think he came up in the age of vine when he probably wasn't comfortable coming out or it would have

Starting point is 00:30:10 limited his audience or he just didn't wanna he just wanted to be himself and define this character that he is he was very young so you don't think about it but he's held on to this and so many many of these people watching are like fans that grew up with him, that just wanna hear him yap and feel close to him. And she is a straight woman, but wants to keep everyone guessing because they're very popular in the gay community

Starting point is 00:30:36 and they're very open. And I like that it's not like Dylan Mulvaney, they're not like, this is a gay show, we only talk about gay things. They're just talking about their lives and being somewhat real. But I think that's what the mystery is I think she wants to keep us all guessing so she doesn't have to limit her audience. Smart, smart move.

Starting point is 00:30:53 I do the same thing. You guys want to hear the real story from Italy though this is the one that she was gearing up for. Oh god. She was excited to tell us. Tend to me in the moment and he grabs this lighter. Did I show you the one he sent me or gave me brah, I

Starting point is 00:31:07 Think he just like had one of those monsters like oh, yeah, I have a lighter I can literally feel it in my tight-ass fucking pants right now And he did she's talking about she wanted to smoke so she asked the what are the people who are employed by the hotel for? A lighter didn't think about the lighter that was in there, and he pulled pulled it out and it was this one. Oh my god He pulled it out and like so it's a naked girl on a lighter Is that what I got? Okay. Oh my god crazy. He like he had this water drug So he's like, oh, yeah, and he's like holding it and going like this mind you He is like around my age like maybe like 24

Starting point is 00:31:43 And like patting around for and I'm just standing and like kind of trying not to look because I'm like dude just, it was like a lot. It's icky. And he goes to give it to me he goes oh I know you don't have to use this one like he like literally like pulled it back was like oh no and like started hiding it and he's like I'm so sorry and I was like what and I like saw it and I started cracking up as I do know that is perfect Thank you, and I like exactly He was like oh, and like like was had the bottle was like going to walk away He's like I'm so sorry. I'll like I'll like was basically just like I'll come back with matches I was like it's fine. I can use this this is perfect, and he felt so embarrassed and he I Was at that hotel for three nights. He did not look at me He I was at that hotel for three nights. He did not look at me

Starting point is 00:32:30 What oh my god? He was so in there. He knew how like she was yeah I haven't put together a like super clip in a while Holy shit, she's so stupid That was the big story is that this guy gave Hannah there a lighter with a naked girl, and then he was embarrassed by it I Mean I can't imagine going on a podcast and telling a story that boring because I'm not ready to veto, but still, these people are very popular. You would think they'd have something to say that'd be engaging for their audience and, Kuf, I'm sorry that your sister is watching this. It can't be good for your family. Carl, I can't imagine going on a podcast and telling the story to the co-host

Starting point is 00:33:09 and not using the microphone, because I don't give a shit about this podcast. I'm just talking to my friend, and this microphone is getting in the way. At a certain point in that clip, I might be able to just find it. Yeah, they're both just staring at their phones They're just like totally disengaged in anything else. It's going on. They're just on their phones Is that me or gave me brah? Could you imagine I think Adam if we're doing a show together and You're talking and while you're talking just like this

Starting point is 00:33:44 Cool cool Why is that acceptable? For these two are sitting right next to each other just completely engaged in something different It's not and it shows you that no one there can help them or talk to them because Whitney Cummings will do that, too And you feel the whole thing just grind to a halt and everyone just has to sit there and stare while she's Completely unaware that time is ticking by trying to pull up a funny picture of her dog Oh, the best was when Whitney Cummings had her boyfriend on and she's going oh my god This is a saying on Instagram right now because she was live streaming it or something. Oh my god They're they're all saying you're so hot on Instagram right now like fuck

Starting point is 00:34:20 How old are you Whitney Cummings a reoccurring theme that all of these hosts are more obsessed with the chat than the chat is. Yes. All right, what else do you want to play before we move out with our lives? Oh, if you could hit that last clip that I sent you. I wanted to play that. It is... I don't want to say anything, just watch this.

Starting point is 00:34:41 Listen closely. And every day, my waking up up my whole existence feels like the like Every day the reason I think I smoke so much is because last year I became so just like Disconnected and I think about how often I called myself stupid It was fully just because I know too much And I don't want to talk I literally don't want to talk about anything and Every day my existence has felt like at least one moment I wake up and I come to and I'm like

Starting point is 00:35:15 That is what my existence feels like But yeah, I really hate those restaurant nasty bottles they're so fucking cups in the bottle good night everybody yeah that's her closer wait for it to back around tied it all back you made it work i keep forgetting there's a fucking producer standing there through all this do you also forget there's hundreds of thousands of people like they have a

Starting point is 00:35:39 video that they put out not long ago has a million views on it i know i like the the kind of rick and morty esque like Or how about you know when you that experiment when you stare in someone's eyes for a long time if you don't do anything Like you'll start to cry or something will happen. She starts this podcast with I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm happy 45 minutes later, I'm paralyzed and paralyzed and paralyzed and paralyzed I wake up paralyzed every single day Yep, no one thought you were happy. It did not come off that way. It's a great point

Starting point is 00:36:10 We have some fun things to talk about steeltoe With the most amazing gimmick this morning to beg for money, and he's very happy with himself because he did make some money We'll be talking about that Adam was checking out our buddy Michael Ray Bauer, Donkey Lips. We got a package on that. Opie talks about how his podcast used to be number two in the comedy category, which is true. I've talked about that before and he explains why it's no longer number two. Stuttering John was on Daybreak, which was a another TV show, a morning local news show to promote his comedy at Niles, Ohio. We have that for you. We have new cow bikini

Starting point is 00:36:56 picks. All right, let's talk about what Steel Toe is up to today. Please, please, please guys, stream labs, PayPal, super chats, rumble rants, bedmo. Maybe you know what, maybe we don't deserve it. So they're doing their show and Johnny's back on the show. So this is from this morning's episode. And if you don't follow Steel Toe real closely, you won't know that not only is there a goal But there's many goals within the show He needs to get to by the 8 o'clock hour just $200 left on the goal Or he doesn't feel good about it, and he has all these different milestones. He has to hit you have to unlock it like a video

Starting point is 00:37:39 Yeah, right. Yeah, it's get the warp whistle at a certain point. It's crazy So he's not doing well on this particular specific episode. He's 250 dollars from the goal He's not feeling good about it and you can sense the desperation here Which is why Johnny's gonna step up and step in for him Rebecca with five bucks says fuck off lab glass pussy envy big-time Oh donation war. I'm just trying. If we started donation war, I will stand for it. I will filibuster the donation. That's right. Cory fucking Booker. Johnny will stand up if we can knock out the desk and the camera. And I will stay as long

Starting point is 00:38:16 as the donations come in. Stand up. Johnny will stand up during the donation rally. Let's unlock the desk. All right. We're ready to go. Johnny's ready to stand up. Johnny's going to stand up. We're desperate today to raise up in this bit. We're desperate today. As long as the donations keep coming in, Johnny will stand up. So as long as what, what should the clock be one minute or five minutes that if a donation doesn't come in, you sit down. Well, I did a soft test on this. We'll give them, we'll give them, we'll give them two minutes between donations, two minutes between donations. As long as donations come in, you stay standing. Yeah. You following this Adam? Yeah. This is brilliant. This is brilliant right here because Aaron's first thought was a super

Starting point is 00:39:00 chair. Said something mean about another super chatter. Oh, it's going to super chatter war going. And then you can say something mean about that person And we just keep this going and escalate it and I just keep getting money and whenever Aaron thinks of an idea that gets Him money he gets very excited about it Johnny being the good sidekick that he is says I got an idea because we're not doing well and Johnny has I think ms right His like I know he can't really stand up. Yes we're not doing well. And Johnny has, I think, MS, right? His legs don't work. I know he can't really stand up. Yes. And that he was metaphorical to begin with. Yeah. So he decides, he's like, I got an idea. What if I put myself in a very uncomfortable

Starting point is 00:39:36 position? This is almost like those radio stunts they used to do, like if the baseball team was on a losing streak, like, wow, hang out in the stadium until they win a game or I'll broadcast from the roof of the station until they win a game. So they're, they're doing the same kind of thing. And this is what Aaron was built for. He is such a carnival Barker. This is where he's at his best. All right. We're going to have a Johnny, we're going to start the clock at, I'm going to start it at two 25 30. So there's a two minute. All right. The way today's donations are going. You might not have to stand for very long. All right. I know, right. It was a safe bet on my part. Two minutes on the clock stream

Starting point is 00:40:13 labs, PayPal Venmo, super chats, rumble rants. Johnny is standing and he will stay standing as long as there are donations coming into the toe. I can't wait to hear the people going, he's abusing you using your disability to make money. Hey, before you guys start saying that, I just want to say this right now openly, yes I am. Not forgetting he's also a shock jock. He's got that going for him too. Yeah, that was shockingly unfunny.

Starting point is 00:40:41 He's so excited right now, because now there's a stunt going on, and the stunt's all about donating money to him. Perfect stunt. Right. And it's something different. Right. It's anything. Just anything different. They're going through the Cory Booker filibuster thing and it's just boring and no one cares. No one's engaged in it. And so he's like, guys, we're kind of desperate for some money coming in. And Johnny comes in, people start giving money immediately. But you notice they never specified how much money. It just resets every time there's a donation. Yeah, they never do.

Starting point is 00:41:16 So it's like people just putting in a dollar, just to be like, all right, keep standing motherfucker. That just keeps happening. And Aaron's fine with that. He's like, of course he is. This is great. First poll with $2 restart the clock. He says rise Johnny. There we go. All right. Two 26 40 is the number on that one. You need me more with $1 says stand tall.

Starting point is 00:41:39 My man Fauci's Pangolin gifting a membership. We're at two 45 and now Johnny's a all right. Two minutes resets after that gifted membership. Jeff Jordan, if you want to pass along that gifted membership from Fauci's Pangolin, feel free. All right. Johnny keeps standing for two minutes. You unlock the next level. Every time a donation comes in, the clock reset that clock. Yeah. So we're really glad I didn't go with five. We're at two 45 and oh boy, hold on a minute. Oh, are they coming in? Yep. Mary with $15 says do it for Johnny. Jacob with $10 says this is war. We're down to 220 now with the Johnny Rally continuing.

Starting point is 00:42:27 Holy shit. He's so excited. This is everything he wants to have happen. This is the perfect show in his mind. Everything's going perfectly. I like when he tells people, if they wanna give him money, go for it. Feel free.

Starting point is 00:42:40 And then he says, feel free to do that if you want to. Yeah, no, I know. Could I, oh, okay, cool, thanks man. That's's apprehensive at first wait, but do you want me even donate? Okay so Now they're doing a thing where they're taking these super chats who are rooting this on and Anytime there's a super chat that says anything, it's hilarious because there's money attached to it. So they think it's great.

Starting point is 00:43:09 One 65 away from today. Andrea plus says doing it for Johnny. Nice taint. Yep. Nice taint in the game. Johnny, Johnny, we'll do it for Johnny Honky with $1 says if we pool all the donos BYB Derek will fall on the edge of it. Oh My god I wasn't paying attention because I'm trying to extend my Aaron couldn't contain himself with how funny that was Because of course Derek is paralyzed from diving into a pool with how funny that was because of course, Derek is paralyzed from diving into a pool, but the word pool means two different things.

Starting point is 00:43:48 So if they pool all the money together, it's not a good joke is my point. Not a good joke. My headphone cable. Yeah, dude, that's mean. Come on. Oh, Helge with five bucks. Helge says, this is like watching Cuba Gooding Jr.

Starting point is 00:44:02 walk in his dive suit in Men of Honor. Deep cut. Helgi says this is like watching Cuba Gooding jr. Walk in his dive suit and men of honor Cut I mean they're just losing their mind over these these chats It's amazing how 45 bucks could be on this show if you got five bucks. You are Dave Chappelle Pretty good deal So Is there really gonna end what's happening here? Going in. All right, Johnny standing up for the next minute and five seconds, unless another contribution of the filler Booker, every time I'm calling it to when I do a standing bid,

Starting point is 00:44:39 it is a filler Booker. Well, every contribution that comes in resets the clock for another two minutes. All right. But it does look like this big $130 rally we just went on might be wrapping up as we have 45 seconds left and Johnny is standing up for another 40 seconds. You know, what's great about this too, this bet, and I guarantee they're going to bring this back again. Aaron's having so much fun, is not only is it making him money, but it gives him more numbers to throw around. He loves numbers.

Starting point is 00:45:11 If we get within 50, I'll give you 30, and if we get to this amount by eight, we'll do that. And now he's talking about both time and money. He could have been an auctioneer. He should have been an auctioneer. I'm still standing. All right, man. You might get to sit your ass down. That's not a bad thing. That would be a night. That would be nine minutes in 30 seconds. It will be a nine minute stand. Let's see. I'm 30. It'll be nine. So far. So good. We're good. And then penis hat is

Starting point is 00:45:42 next 15 seconds. The show's not even a show anymore. He's just literally watching a timer go down. And that's how Johnny died. If no other contributions come in, Johnny gets to sit down. Here we go. 10, I get to do a count nine, eight, seven, six, five. So normally we're only two and a half hours into the show. Normally the countdown happens at the four hour Mark. And now he gets to do the countdown in the middle of the show. This is fantastic. It's very exciting. Everything he wants to be doing for three, two, one. Let me hit refresh. Oh, $1 from Moosie. He just stepped it aliveiffy filler Booker continues. The filler Booker continues

Starting point is 00:46:28 $2 from coal train. He says reset it. You need me more with a dollar says poor Johnny. They kept you all the way to the end of that time. Right? $5 from Joe Rogan. He says I'm helping one 45 away from today's goal. And we are on track with today's goal. Thanks to Johnny saving the show today. Yep. Yep. Not you. There's nothing to do with anything Aaron is doing. Johnny is saving the show with his disability. What a guy. It was really hard to listen to what they were saying. Cause from the second they came on screen, especially when Johnny's like real close to the camera and shot from above,

Starting point is 00:47:07 like he's kind of looking up at you from this deep well, and Aaron looks so small in the frame, and they just, I mean, they look like the villains. If there was ever any question, like these are the evil nerds, I would know. You're the bad guys. Right, yes, you've played this role before. You can tell from the visual. and if there was any suspicions that there might be some

Starting point is 00:47:29 good there you started by asking the question would it be abusing a handicapped man if I if you're asking the question Aaron don't do it if you're asking the question then you're not the good guy. He was all about it Johnny when it was a fun idea when it started He's visibly in pain. His smile is gone. He's having trouble and though the worst He feels the happier you are because you're the villain Aaron guys Maybe it's not appropriate time to say this but tune in tomorrow to w8s. I am gonna humiliate blind Mike. It's gonna be so great I'm gonna flash up Something you know this is you should man. It's super cool

Starting point is 00:48:12 You're missing out and no matter what happens or how much he doesn't like it at the end or people are offended Just keep telling them. He says it's cool. Yeah, no Mike told me this was a lot of fun for him Even though he's frowning now and I see a tear rolling down his cheek He totally loves this kind of stuff Um, oh, this is interesting. So while this is all happening Our boy melton Was sniping the show and what pedrick melton was doing was just playing erin show. Patrick wasn't even on it He wasn't talking. He was just playing Aaron show on his channel. And I was tuned into this a little bit today because the chat is

Starting point is 00:48:49 very interesting over on Melton's channel watching all of this. And so somebody makes Aaron aware of that actual steel toe fan says, Oh no, there's a stream snipe that has 400. We have 700. We're almost doubling them. Ooh, that's rough. Another win for the toe. All right, we got a minute and 30 seconds now. I want to point out, because I was watching both of these, that Aaron is adding up his Rumble and YouTube viewers and we know that Rumble is not real. The numbers there are not real. Rumble is real. It's an actual website. But you know what I'm saying? Okay. I was watching this on Melton's channel. And they were both under 400.

Starting point is 00:49:29 They were hovering around the 350 mark. But Melton had more viewers watching Aaron through his channel than Aaron had watching him on his channel. That's got to infuriate him. Not a good sign. But Aaron quickly just goes, but we have 700. They only have 400. So we're crushing it. It's like, dude, if you have 20 people watching this show, watching your show

Starting point is 00:49:50 through your adversary, that's not good. Like, why would you think that they would have to have more viewers? It's not like he's doing Nobody Likes Onions, and by the way, when he does do Nobody Likes On onions, he gets way more viewers than Aaron gets. Every time he says win, I think cope. Yeah, right. Another cope for the dough. Of you standing. I'm sure there's a lot of people who hate steeltoe that just despise that we're doing this for fun.

Starting point is 00:50:17 Right now, it's just, dude, this fucking guy didn't even do anything. The goddamn crippled guy is standing. Oh, fuck, oh, I can do that. Like, yeah, you able-bodied bitch That's kind of the point, but this is interesting right now because now Aaron has been reminded of the steeltoe haters and now he's thinking about how they're perceiving what's going on here Because oh shit. There's someone sniping me and there's 400 people watching the snipe. Hey, yeah, he's like, oh man

Starting point is 00:50:40 I was having fun for a second. Yeah, here. I was making all this money humiliating my friend But now I think people are probably gonna call me out for that. Oh yeah, the haters. At least you don't have an unhealable sore on your face that is probably AIDS or monkey pox. Now that's a shot at Patrick Melton. Wow.

Starting point is 00:50:55 Which is funny because his name was not brought up in the chat that he read. He just says you're being sniped and you could tell it bothered him because at first he goes, I'm killing him, another win for the toe and then he says That Patrick well says monkey pox. I'm not an ugly jerk 140 Away from today's goal Joe very exciting 140 away from the goal Yeah, so he brings this up again without anyone even talking about it. You could tell this is now in the back of his mind It's bothering him as he's doing the show. All right. Two 36 20 and a actual steel toe fan.

Starting point is 00:51:32 Sorry that we're just about doubling their numbers. That's unfortunate. Oof. I think it's definitely over for the, I think the toe has definitely won the war by a landslide. We got a minute 30 left, Johnny. If no Donos come in in the next minute 30, you get to sit down. He goes, I think we've definitely won by a landslide, by the way. It wasn't close, if you guys thought it went into overtime

Starting point is 00:51:56 or something, it did not. This isn't a game seven, all right, just so you know. Another cope. Yeah. All it took was torturing a handicapped person If only we had more of you Johnny. Do you know any others? Can you bring some next week so we can make this our our rally song? This will be the bit down down down down down down down down down down I just I think it's so funny that someone tells me there's 400 people watching his show through another channel and everyone in the chat

Starting point is 00:52:22 Is clowning Aaron and Aaron immediately spins that into a victory Rather than just be like just be like well. That's kind of shitty. I mean you shouldn't be rebroadcasting someone without Doing something to make it your own Instead of saying anything like that He just goes well, we're fucking awesome. There's proof. It is.

Starting point is 00:52:49 Okay. Toad climbs mountain says should have been a $10 minimum for this abuse and throws us 10. Yeah, rather than take one buck to keep Johnny standing for two minutes at a time. Maybe you should have thought of that a little bit. Thank you. All right. From now on, now that we're at a hondo here's what we should do we should have made some kind of minimum so now Eric's like oh you know what we could

Starting point is 00:53:11 be asking for more money working very well asking for money what if we asked for more money actually that's happening Johnny is starting to waver he's starting to squirm the smile and the sarcasm is gone, and it's just kind of sweating a lot of movement his not having fun racing himself He's grabbing at things non-stop and what happened with his microphone was it in a stand it was but when he stood up He had like dislodge it from the sun. I can't be helping him get any at all probably not All our minimum to keep this going. Okay. All right. Fine with that. We're raising the stakes. It can't, you just can't do a dollar every two minutes. No, you guys haven't been doing that. Susan with $2 says Aaron run in place now. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:53:57 Should I have to do something? I don't know. You come up with that on the road. I'm not an apobody person. So like I was a big deal. You're like, I should have to run in place or something. All right. Start the clock. 2 42 50 2 42 50 is the number $100 away from today's goal. I stand in solidarity with Johnny. Here we go. I stand with John. Let's keep this big going. Yeah. Now you're standing up. This is great. I'm standing too. How insulting I know Wow and one leg one leg Yeah, the only reason to do this is to keep the thing going right of course Hey guys now. I'm standing up on this wacky should you be giving us money right now with a crazy Right we're doing and you can tell him a good friend because I upped it to ten bucks

Starting point is 00:54:43 Yeah, hey all of a sudden now. It's dad now that he's standing up all this time you know 20 minutes has passed by and There's nothing happening on the show. This isn't a show anymore. It's all about just hey give us money and Johnny Let's still be standing up or maybe he'll be sitting down. I don't see money coming. I'll be there's money He's still standing up Fucking show is this I finally saw what you were talking about. I didn't grasp it before, but he's obsessed with these numbers the way John is obsessed with bigger words, because they both think the sound of it makes them come off like smart and like this is a real show. He doesn't want to talk about his

Starting point is 00:55:19 life. He just wants to report on things that are happening, but he won't create anything that's happening really. So he's just letting you know these numbers as if it's like info. He it's his job to tell us and he just wants to keep going back to that. So he doesn't have to talk about himself. Well, all the great broadcasters through the years come on and talk about their ratings and talk about how they're crushing the competition. And I remember Tucker Carlson, he's spent the first 20 minutes of every show talking about how he's beating CNN in the ratings. Another win for Tucker.

Starting point is 00:55:50 Let's look at this demo. Here's a demo that advertisers really enjoy, the 25 to 54 year old male. Let me show you what my numbers are. This is what Aaron would be doing though, in the same situation. It's all he'd be obsessed with. You ready for it to get

Starting point is 00:56:05 as douchey as possible? Just when you thought this was as bad as it was going to get. Oh no, it gets worse. Keep standing. Helgi with $5 says I have to do jumping jacks. All right. I'm not going to be able to refresh a stream labs or PayPal or Venmo while I'm doing these jumping jacks, 75 bucks away from today's goal and two 48 40 is the new number. So now I have to do jumping jacks for two minutes. This is the most gay thing we've ever done, but it's all for sure. This is 100% the gayest shit we've ever done. It's not gay. It's humiliating. Yeah, it's really lame It's really lame and I know for them everything is gay That's like the word that they always use but there are other words to describe how embarrassing this is for both of you All right, so I'm starting my stopwatch and I'll let you know when it's just about I've been doing this for like 20 seconds

Starting point is 00:57:00 248 40 is the number No, no, not the number. I'm talking about I started my you know what I take that back the way He does jumping jacks is gay I'm starting my stopwatch for the two minutes thing so we don't go over on that end a minute 30 I can just reset it every time we reset. I don't have to go to the gym today Right dude. We're getting so much done done we're being productive and helping our fitness I although the sad part for me exercise standing counts as exercise I have moved

Starting point is 00:57:30 this I keep tripping I'm gonna fall Johnny's gonna pass out all right steps in today yeah did you get your stand one minute and ten seconds left do we have anyone else doing anything nope all right all good there you have Do we have anyone else doing anything? Nope. All right. All good. There you have it.

Starting point is 00:57:47 Bouncing tits do not an audience make. One minute. Example A. One minute. Less than one minute. I do say, I gotta say that shirt and the jumping jacks does really make your man boobs pop. I don't know if they're really- Look at how happy Aaron is though.

Starting point is 00:58:04 And the whole reason everything with happiness with him is money. They just had a nice rally that happened in the middle of the show. Got him back to one where his goal was on track and he's so excited to be doing jumping jacks on his stream. Really there if it's an optical illusion but I feel like either way Really there if it's an optical illusion, but I feel like either way I believe Although they are some ziggler tits. I will be honest those are small full rangers 35 seconds 30 seconds Stop trying to be entertaining Johnny. We're talking numbers here. All right get it back to numbers

Starting point is 00:58:48 I refuse to believe that he's not getting off on torturing this guy. Because it's one thing to go stand, it's another thing to go, well that looks hard for you, I'll show you how easy it is for me, and while I'm showing you how easy it is for me, you run the show. Yep. You do all the talking. Yep. He's just piling more and more weight on this guy guy waiting for him to crumble so he can make money off it Johnny wants to know if he can sit down now

Starting point is 00:59:09 And Aaron can't be bothered to see if there's money coming in. No cuz he's a happy starfish, isn't he? No, I think we're gonna add the the what is it the filler Booker is gonna come to an end at this point. All right Everything was fine until Aaron started jumping up and down. Let's just be clear. Fuck the able-bodied person. TV with five bucks says great tits. They're flopping like Johnny's legs as he stands. No more money. Johnny. I like it. Keep saying, no more money. You're the best. Okay. So I have one more clip on here because this is as humiliating as it could be. It's probably time to call it quits and go back to doing a show. Right?

Starting point is 00:59:53 53 32 minutes left. I think I'm going to call it. I think I want to sit down. I want to get back to a show. Yeah. All right. That was a funny bit. And you got us down to 50 bucks, which is fucking awesome. It's almost 30 minutes went by, by the way, I want to sit down. I want to get back to a show. Yeah There was a funny bit and you got us down to 50 bucks, which is fucking awesome This is almost 30 minutes went by by the way. I want to point out I thank you. I thank you for coming up with this idea So badly Johnny wanted to sit down because he goes there's two minutes to go. He goes. Oh, we'll call it. Yeah Yeah, that's it's enough. We get it. But hey, I want you to sit down because this is That's so sweet of you I want you to sit down because this is um, oh sweet That's so sweet of you. I trust you But

Starting point is 01:00:30 No, it's it's really more just the help your friend help him sit down get off the phone you you're exploiting yourself right, yeah, I Feel like I've been made a party to your exploitation of yourself. Oh, so you just don't want to be part of it anymore. Okay. You're making me like myself more on my show. If you guys want to pay me to stand some more 191. So wait a minute. So you went to 54. So 30 minutes. Yeah. 30 minutes. You stood tall. I gotta get in shape if I'm going to do stage time later in the summers and stuff. Oh, there you go.

Starting point is 01:01:09 191Redbird says, the fact that your listeners will die before donating out of the goodness of your heart, but will cash out their retirement to torture a man with a rotting brain. You guys are all so funny. Was that a funny bit, or was that just a profitable bet? I've never seen Aaron more excited to be on his own show This was like whatever the opposite of that Jerry Lewis telethon was Let's bring the kids out torture for a minute. What do you say?

Starting point is 01:01:41 Crawl back in your wheelchair. Yeah, you're right. He is so happy normally. He's trying to cope by holding himself, but he's giving himself a hug today He's literally arms up in the air jumping up and down literally It's the greatest thing that ever happened to him. Look it. Look it It's like the movie gladiator when they show the crowd scenes and every single person is standing like that's like a video game Like that that's him during this part of the show he's like money money money money money money money hey hey and if you're supposed to be a radio guy jumping Jackson standing is not the best radio he's got a he's got a meeting in May to get back on the radio I'm sure they want more calisthenics if you could be out of breath more often, that'd be great.

Starting point is 01:02:26 Advertisers love a live read where you can't breathe real well. And let the audience decide whether it's racist or you're picking on the handicap. Let them decide. You don't have your own barometer of what's tasteful and how you should treat your friends. Let them vote on it. I have one more clip on here I wanted to play because Aaron

Starting point is 01:02:42 is talking about hackamania. And there's a number of lies that come out that I want to play because he's Aaron is talking about hack a mania and there's a number of lies that come out that I want to address here. No PAA podcast. I'm not going to go to a failed event that might have to change venues because nobody's going. Okay. So he's, he's reading some type of comment about Vegas and he says that the Vegas event we have coming up hackamania hackamania.com promo code WTP is failing and may need to change venues because it's not selling any tickets completely made up completely fabricated the the venue is booked it's done we've already sold plenty of tickets no he's a news guy he's got numbers and fractions no no no this is he

Starting point is 01:03:26 sold more tickets than last year already and we still have 45 days to go or two months or whatever it is so none of this is accurate. Why would you lie about it? I don't understand. Well, it's amazing Adam he does this thing and I've seen this with other guys like him where they read something on the internet from just an anonymous random person, but they want to believe it and that makes it true That's too bad By the way taste very says come to hackamania and leave with bed bugs the good news for them is they have nowhere to go But up from last year they had they couldn't even fill the place. They didn't have USB cords they had to borrow them from people who paid to show up and Everyone left with bed bugs. So, okay. None of that

Starting point is 01:04:05 is true. And I love the fact that he goes, well, what a failed event they had that they decided to throw again the next year and make it an annual event that all of a sudden more people already going to the USB cord thing. It's such a weird, they force people who paid for it to give them their USB cords. No, they showed up to the venue and realized that they needed a cable and they sent Rocco out to go buy one and then by the time he got back, they found it. That's the story. It's not that compelling.

Starting point is 01:04:31 It's really not that interesting. They asked around a little bit, Rocco went to the store. They had it, it was fine. And the bed bugs? The bed bugs are completely fabricated. Could you imagine if there was a hotel in Las Vegas that had bed bugs? That'd make the news. That's a pretty big deal right there. So that was just a completely made

Starting point is 01:04:50 up thing. Do you imagine people went to Vegas got bed bugs are just like, so we do this again next year? Where do I sign up? Definitely. So fucking stupid. Or at least a video. This morning, I think with Chuck or Andy talking about steel toe right here. And he was raising money by playing Havana Gila. Oh, God. Let me tell you something, Aaron. My niece is like 13 years old. And when she learned about the

Starting point is 01:05:18 Holocaust in school, it really fucked her up. She just had no idea that was could even that she lived in a world where that was possible, right? And she became obsessed with it. She would read about it. She would just go down this wormhole on YouTube. She was just trying to process it. It was a little disturbing. When we took a trip to New York, everyone got to pick where they wanted to go. And she wanted to go to the Museum of Tolerance. Because she was having such a hard time just processing this. And I remember we took her to the Museum of Tolerance, and afterwards we were talking,

Starting point is 01:05:50 and I don't remember how it came up, and I don't even remember the setup, but I told her a joke where we all know it. The punchline is, Minecraft? I thought you said Mein Kampf. And the look on her face when I said that was like this shocked, like ecstatic.

Starting point is 01:06:09 She had no idea you could joke about a thing like that. And once she learned you could, everything changed. And it was like she finally had an outlet for everything she was feeling. And it was like, well, if I have to live in a world where this kind of thing exists, I'm so grateful to live in a world where at least we can laugh about it and then she became obsessed with Holocaust jokes and

Starting point is 01:06:31 that was her bit forever and that's its own issue but the point is Aaron what a story arc for your case. Six million am I right? Right because if you're lucky enough to spend like five minutes with someone like Dan Byrne or Patrice O'Neill or anything, you learn that this is why we're allowed to make these jokes. And you don't get to tell me that I don't appreciate or see the value in a good Jew joke. But when you play Havanigila while you're raising money,

Starting point is 01:07:03 it's so lazy. It's so lazy. It's so boring. It just says, I am making fun of people that I don't even know anything about. I picked the lowest hanging royalty-free fruit that I could get my hands on to make just the cheapest, most boring joke that exists. You're not a broadcaster.

Starting point is 01:07:23 You're not a newsman. You're not even Scorch,'re not a newsman. You're not even scorch, Aaron. So this is going to end really badly because no one who watches what you just did to Johnny is thinking, well, that's a man who learned his lesson from that sexting case. There's a man who's reformed. You're just getting worse and worse by the day. And I can't wait until we reach our goal and you're gone. He's uh, I don't want him to go anywhere. I wanted to stick around but yeah he's... I want him humbled. He does need to be humbled. He's been run off the radio, he's been run off Twitch, he's been kicked off YouTube multiple times and he

Starting point is 01:07:57 doesn't learn, he doesn't change. The content of his show, we were talking earlier about how everything's gay. The content of his show is geared towards me when I was in seventh grade This is how bad he is it insults and explaining things just everything's just gay. Mm-hmm That's what I mean by that's so offensive like when we used to say it whether it's true or not like It never occurred to me that we were actually referring to somebody's sexuality when I was like eight years old. It just of course, lame. So when it had another meaning and someone's like, I don't want you to say fine, whatever. I don't give a shit. He's not holding on to the old way of saying it and saying I'm naive about it.

Starting point is 01:08:35 He's not saying, no, this is how I feel. I want a certain kind of man. He's just being boring and lame. Yes. And I'm sorry. It's like it's laziness, yeah, for sure. It really is, and that's what's the most offensive. If you're gonna make jokes like that, make it funny. Give it a purpose and stop abusing your friends. From last year, they couldn't even fill the place. They didn't have USB cords.

Starting point is 01:08:58 They had to borrow them from people who paid to show up. And everyone left with bed bugs. So, it can only and they're having it in like the poorest hotel in Las Vegas so they're doing alright taste fairy says greasy clothes is more of a melting problem I do kind of feel bad like that whole thing shutting down they're paying for live viewers now from what I've been reading Now he's paying for live viewers. Like, all of these villains go through the same arc, you know?

Starting point is 01:09:28 Obviously we saw Kevin Brennan go through this arc where, Ah, poof! Shulie's buying views! They're buying Superchats! None of it's real! Suttering John did that. Now this retard is doing that. He saw it on a subreddit somewhere, it must be true.

Starting point is 01:09:42 And I love how he painted this picture of like, I was reading, like it was in the Washington Times. Right, right, yeah. You were scrolling Reddit and you found, nobody sent it to you, you didn't read it, you watched it on your little phone. They really don't have anything else to talk about, they took a big L. Remember they had their big announcement

Starting point is 01:09:59 that was gonna change the narrative that we f***ed shit all over that, that went nowhere nowhere nobody's talking about him Wow what a context there thanks thanks everyone knows precisely what you're talking about they really did that thing and I was just like that sucks they're like yeah you're right I'm an idiot that was a pretty big W for me yeah another win what kind of broadcasting is this say what you you're saying explain what you mean I?

Starting point is 01:10:30 Mean I've always said I said it a while ago when you make your show based on something else You don't do an actual show you're on a time crunch. You're gonna fall apart at some point and I'm not gonna act surprised, but this is uh About the last hurrah. This is the peak well So he just said when you make your show about something else his show is about making money his show is about give me money Well, it's about something he proved that he did 30 minutes in the middle of it because people are giving him money So he just kept doing it so now he just realized he made a mistake He goes and he's talking about Patrick Melton's job. I'm sure and he goes okay. Here's the problem your show is at its peak It's like wait what is that what you're saying cuz I thought you were winning and he was losing and he's a loser

Starting point is 01:11:09 So now he's gonna realize that that was dumb. Oh that now I think the peak was it kind of peaks with our peak like you can't do anything without me Whoa, so you've already already peaked. That's what it sounds like. He's getting all fucked up He should not have brought this up because now it's ruining his argument completely Wait, wait, my widow's peak? I love that. So like when we were going through all the shit that was the peak for them now that my stuff's coming in for a landing and everything's aces Unfortunately

Starting point is 01:11:39 Everything's aces. I thought there was gonna be a settlement deal for this felony case. It still hasn't been a settlement. It's weird Lee that's gonna mean a bust for them The boom has bust the bubble has burst if you will plus we do such a good job of like shitting on them and making fun Of their fans and right we make them really mad they get upset. We just have fun with it So I think we're kind of impervious in many ways upset we just have fun with it so I think we're kind of impervious in many ways it seems that way that's why you're talking about it it's yeah it's it's so bizarre if you had to explain to someone demonstrate to someone what gaslighting is it is Aaron show at pretty much any point within the show he'll tell you how

Starting point is 01:12:22 someone else sucks and how he's amazing and how his numbers are great and they're trailing off and they're losing and they're going away and it's not going to happen anymore. I was reading it. It's not far from Jed Zumach, honestly. All right, let's talk about your buddy, Michael Ray Bauer, fellow Nickelodeon star from the 90s. Of course't kill up since slit your shorts and now he is doing a stream He doesn't have a job people have told him he should get a job because he can't pay his bills. He disagrees He thinks he should just ask for money and now he's offended by the word e-beggar. Mm-hmm He sees this word showing up, he's just like,

Starting point is 01:13:06 whoa, whoa, whoa, guys, there's a lot of name calling going out of this damsel verse. I don't know how I feel about it. You wanna start off with our first clip, do you have anything to set up here? Just that I find him enjoyable because it's the anti-John. He often says so many of the things you always wanted to hear john say but never would. And since it's like, he's like john standing it's like a

Starting point is 01:13:31 shitty valley apartment, studio less than 400 feet stuffed in the corner, you know, you're seeing it all and he's just free associating with no microphone looking greasier and greasier. But every once in a while, he says the exact opposite thing of john and I find that very satisfying. Like in this clip. I don't know shit about shit. That's just facts. There's moments in Warren Kay, I love you, brother. Thank you everything for everything. I love you brother. Thank you for everything. But I know a lot of things at certain points in my life or I think I know a lot of things

Starting point is 01:14:09 that I'm proven incorrect and then I learned something different and then I realized I don't know a lot of things and that I don't know shit. I mean, that is a very wise approach to life right there the fact that he has that awareness Makes it difficult We've talked about this before When we find someone in the rough we're like oh my gosh you got to hear this person's podcast you gotta hear what they're up

Starting point is 01:14:37 To and then they respond by going yeah, these guys are right. That's not a good offer Not my part. Okay. Well good well good on you, you get it. He gives off the vibe and I think we'll learn more as we continue to follow him. I have a feeling if he had everything he wanted and had the money that he's asking for it still wouldn't work out in the same fashion. I get that feeling. Well he's very excited because he made the news. And yes, I did just speed up the audio to 1.25 times because he's a slow talker.

Starting point is 01:15:12 So we'll push through here. Oh, yeah, there we go. I made the news, y'all. I made the wrestling news. You would think I would have made like the TMZ news or like acting news. Nope. But I made the wrestling news.

Starting point is 01:15:27 News. For my last video where I talk about my health issues, how the doctor basically called me disabled in my current form, limited mobility, heart issues, a bunch of other problems, blood pressure, anxiety, stress. I've had strokes, I've had this, I've had that. Speech impediment. Did your doctor mention that? No, okay. Sleight headache.

Starting point is 01:15:51 You know, now they're looking into surgery. Hysterical pregnancy. A little bit. For a vein, like a stint or something in my heart, and I'm freaked out, right? So the other day I made a video, and you guys can watch it on the channel. It'll be up till today, but I'll probably put it for members only in the next couple days. Why? I don't know.

Starting point is 01:16:14 I don't know. I get anxiety. I put things behind paywall. I freak out. So he posts these videos and he explains that he even gives them clickbait titles to be able to click on him But then people do click on them And then they clip them for their shows and they talk about them and he gets very nervous about that and takes them down

Starting point is 01:16:34 So you can't find him anymore Are we supposed to be celebrating that he made the news for being declared? Mostly handicapped. Yeah, isn't this great? Even yeah, even the wrestling news reporting on the fact that I'm disabled now We did it cool cool. We made the goal. No such thing as bad publicity Adam. I Know that well, you said he made the goal good news. He does make the goal He's got a goal of $60 to make on his three hour long live stream Which okay, I'm glad he could pull that off so this is him once he's reached the goal I'll just play this for a little bit cuz and

Starting point is 01:17:10 you watch through all of this and gets a little repetitive we are now into my final half hour since we reached the goal and let's go dabble verse dabbling yeah isn't that interesting he reached the. So now he's in his final half hour Who else does all right here at him? Yes, that Exact format. Let's go dabble verse dabbling People still don't know what the dabble verse is, but let's go dabble verse dabbling. Okay Let's watch a video or show from doom the amazing clipper and This was an interesting video that I watched the other day. It's

Starting point is 01:17:50 about Chad Zumach talking about digital panhandling. I guess the dabble verse or whoever's in the dabble verse or these people, they're questioning, oh, Doom, don't copyright me, please. I won't copyright you. Don't copyright me. But can they copyright when they use clips from other people? Don't copyright me, Producer Chris. Too late. I guess the dabble version, the entertainers in the dabble version, they talk shit to each other. They call each other ebeggers, this and that. They're not funny. They're not this. They create that whole nasty environment where they talk to each other. And they give personal

Starting point is 01:18:24 attacks or insults and they make money off of each other and you know they give personal attacks or in-chalks and You know they make money off of each other with a lot of the bad shit to some people that's fun Not really to me, but every once in a while There's an interesting topic or storyline that maybe I want to cover okay, so he's kind of couching this that I'm not one of these guys I watch these devil verse videos. They make fun of people. We're gonna be making fun of Chad Zumock, but I'm not one of these guys. I watch these Dabbleverse videos, they make fun of people, and we're gonna be making fun of Chad Zumuck, but I'm not one of these guys. It's toxic. Right.

Starting point is 01:18:50 He's also doing a very John-like, what is this, digital panhandling? Right. What? I couldn't possibly know what that means, and he feigns ignorance for like the next hour, trying to pretend that he doesn't see a similarity between what he does, what people do in the Dabbleverse, and OnlyFans or Pretty Girl that's selling pictures. It's all the same, buddy. I hate to break it to you, but it's all the same boat and there is no special distinction

Starting point is 01:19:18 for your unique brand of entertainment. Wow, let's see if he agrees with you on that. Now they're all afraid of this fucking word and the Dabbleverse is creating fear with this fucking word. And now people are going to be defending this word, digital panhandler, moving forward on all of their live streams. And it created probably a ton of more content just for this word of being accused that they're possibly a digital panhandler. What the fuck? This is the devil verse to a T. That's why I need to stay away from it. But I'm going to say at the end of the day, I am not a digital panhandler. Okay. I try to create entertainment content, tell my stories,

Starting point is 01:20:01 perform, entertain, and I accept donations, Super Chat, or anything you're willing to give per that entertainment and that source. I am sober and off drugs, but if you have any pills, grass... It reminds me of California Sober, the way that he's not a digital pad handler. But not even a... he didn't even notice the segue just completely smooth without any sense of it right there Everyone in the day was like I can't be in it because they're talking about how everyone's begging for money And I don't want to be a part of that by the way you can give us Venmo and PayPal and Let's get in some ONA talk

Starting point is 01:20:45 He knows a lot about Opie and Anthony, which of course I enjoy. Fill us in. Anthony is talking about Opie. Yeah, I don't really know too much about that world, but I knew they were radio hosts back in the days, like in New Jersey or Philadelphia on the East Coast. And really haven't watched too much of the stuff

Starting point is 01:21:04 that's going on nowadays. I do know that that guy, Opie, lives in a house or a penthouse in New York, and he's trying to make content. Nailed it. That's all you need to know. You are up to speed. He's got a really nice place, and he's trying to make content. Yes.

Starting point is 01:21:19 The only person in this 3 and 1 half hour broadcast that Bauer condescends to even slightly is Obie Hughes. That's awesome. You gotta love that. I don't know, he starts talking about his childhood stardom and how much money he was paid by Nickelodeon. You and I talked about this a little bit last week when we were covering him that's,

Starting point is 01:21:41 you know, they're not getting rich by being on a Nickelodeon show when you're 11 years old, probably. Or what, know but semi-furious but no it said yeah 1990 nickelodeon child stars were pulling in one million per episode i think that person was being sarcastic so maybe maybe not they had my back yeah like 1990 child actors were pulling in a million an episode thank you very much for defending me 1990 child actors were pulling in a million in episode. Thank you very much for defending me. And I'm just going to say this, you guys can clip it if you want.

Starting point is 01:22:19 I made $1,500 per episode on Nickelodeon's Salute Year shorts. I make more than that doing MLC. This guy's a loser. He's a pathological loser. I make more than that doing MLC. This guy's a loser. He's a pathological loser. Under an after contract. We only did 26 episodes total. And that was in the span of two and a half years. I did the math on that. That means he made $39,000 his entire time

Starting point is 01:22:42 being on Fleet Your Shorts gross. He's gonna explain it's not even that much I also had a manager and an agent agents require 10% managers Require anywhere between 5 and 15 percent you pay just fine that they can get my manager got 15 percent That's not that's not great so automatically out of my $1,500 that's 25% gone then I live

Starting point is 01:23:18 in California cheap and the rates are through the roof, even in the early 90s. But he's not a digital panhandler, he's just talking about how he doesn't make any money and woe is me and all these expenses and very little pay. This is just normal content, right? Imagine if he finished this rant by announcing that he's off to ride on his boat and write his one-man show. Or trying to pass himself off as some kind of like millionaire. Because this is a very John-like rant, but then John tries to say, you know, he's the admirable admirable and he's the king of the world.

Starting point is 01:23:54 This guy, I feel like he exaggerates a lot of things, but this he isn't exaggerating. This is very factual. Well, John loves to talk about how Howard ripped him off and didn't give him any money. Only because he can then say, Right. Leno gave me tons of money and I became a successful millionaire on television. That's the part that Donkey Lips doesn't have. And it's interesting because they are trolling him.

Starting point is 01:24:17 No one thinks he was making a million dollars an episode. Like, of course. Yeah. So he knows what's happening here. He's, he's, he's a little more aware than I think he lets on at least about what he's doing here in this double verse about his own health issues, I don't know. Right.

Starting point is 01:24:33 Here's another clip that you wanted us to check out and it comes to e-begging. Oh, this is great. So is that e-begging? When I'm providing a service? But why does all this hurt me? I don't know. I don't know. Inherently, I want to be loved by everybody. And that's never ever gonna happen. People hate my voice. People hate the way I talk. People hate my stories. Whenever I say something that's

Starting point is 01:24:59 stupid or whatever, they have to correct me. Thrills by smell. I can't move my neck. My doctors always give me bad news. Whatever they have to correct me throws my smell My doctors always give me bad news Seriously got it to bump me But I love the posters behind him cuz he's got me for vendetta. I don't know if he was in that movie did it ever Was he back? He had a goonies poster, and I don't think he's in that okay Cuz then he's got next to that you know be for my dad a huge movie And then he's got focus the web series which is the worst poster ever seen, but it looks like he's in that

Starting point is 01:25:37 He was in the rain right need to play fun people use me for press as well You know game whatever you can from him Let's make it a story and gain whatever press you can. Can you get any press from talking about Donkey Lips? I mean, I don't think that's true. We're trying. Yeah. Hasn't worked yet. I just love that he was so hung up on this e-begging phrase for like an hour and this

Starting point is 01:26:04 is four days later, and he's still right there. He's wrapped in the middle of it. It's a little performative, but he can't wrap his mind around it, and he's just trying to raise money off it, and I think he sees the dabble verse as a place for him to get some new fans. Isn't that interesting that his biggest concern is being called a digital panhandler? And they throw around this insult that is,

Starting point is 01:26:25 guys, wild. You might want to turn off the stream right now if you're not ready for this. They're calling each other e-baggers and digital panhandlers. Throwing around the hard E. Can you believe that? And he goes, now people might think that I'm doing that,

Starting point is 01:26:38 but I'm providing a service where I humiliate myself on the internet for lulls and a little scratch, if you don't mind. When you're a comic, when you're a musician, you play gigs. You play enough gigs where some are incredible and others you're passing around a hat. Yeah. Sometimes you pass around a hat you don't put on airs about it. You don't make distinctions between you and the busker outside and shit on the busker outside because of what you're doing is so noble.

Starting point is 01:27:06 Come on, man. It's all the same thing. Busking, donating to an OnlyFans, that's the part that I think might start to get frustrating because what we'll find is that he's not willing to give up entertainment and what he thinks is Hollywood for a job. He always says he's an entertainer and that's why he makes money. But, yeah, he really is concerned about his image for some reason, which I would think

Starting point is 01:27:31 would be the least of his concerns. Yeah, because it's like his image, but not how he looks. Right, that's what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He humiliated himself on the internet and drooled over himself and not be able to talk and talk about about his health problems and what a mess he is mentally.

Starting point is 01:27:46 And then he goes, but then there's some people who think I just do this for money. Yeah. So whatever, everyone thinks you're humiliating yourself for money. I have one more clip out here that you grabbed about. Clarissa explains it all. What's her name? Melissa Joan Hart?

Starting point is 01:28:06 Melissa Joan Hart. This is like, um... Very beautiful girl. Yeah, it's like, this is like what John thinks the Kate Meany tapes come off like. He thinks this is him. This is sad. He doesn't understand. Yeah. Did you ever know anybody from the cast of Clarisha

Starting point is 01:28:17 explained it all? I did. I did. Me and Melissa Joan Hart, we were friends for many years and we would hold hands and we would go to a bench, couple of events. Whoa! Me and Melissa Joan Hart we were French for many years and We would hold hands and we would go to a bench a couple of events whoa and we were younger But I can technically say She was like my official first girlfriend or crush

Starting point is 01:28:41 Okay, those are two very different things my first girlfriend a crush Or just a girl. I had a bunch of posters of in my room that I would whack off to Whatever you want to call it. This is so sad right here She was like my official first girlfriend or crush or holding hands with person We're falling quickly that's it's the British invasion have I heard someone brag about holding someone's hand? Holding hands with person. He was like a father figure to her. Yeah, I Went to her wedding many years later then. It's all grimy. So what's your assessment on Michael Ray Bauer? Is he interesting to watch? I know that you're

Starting point is 01:29:32 comparing it with Stuttering John and trying to find parallels and, and things where Michael Ray Bauer is obviously a better guy overall. To some extent, I think so. I you know, other people have been covering him for longer, and I think these tragic flaws of his will reveal themselves. I can't help but have sympathy because I do know what it's like when people just assume like there is no difference between a, if you're an actor, you just must make a ton of money every time you work.

Starting point is 01:30:02 People don't understand all the different things. And specifically that those Nickelodeon kids got really, really screwed for a really, really long time. And that it was two years of his life that he's still talking about. It's just, it was two years, 26 episodes, $19,000. Like that's defined his life. And of course I find that fascinating

Starting point is 01:30:22 and seeing how he handles it. I think, like I was saying earlier the more Affection I feel for him the worse it'll get and the more he'll disappoint me And I'll see that if I were to devote my life to just making this guy Get on his feet and get his shit together. It would not work out. So does not really want that. That's interesting It seems to me like you're saying he needs to get over the fact that he's in Hollywood and an entertainer and move on with his life. I mean yeah. Because he's still holding on to this thing he did in the early 90s. It's like yeah, yeah, yeah, we know. I recognize you.

Starting point is 01:31:01 Hey, what's up? Good to see you. And there is an interest in it. And if you can use that interest to build an audience, do it, but he's not really doing a show. And then he like shits on women with cleavage. He really doesn't like that. And he uses religion in ways that make me uncomfortable. He only really brings it up being blessed and what a blessing this is, when it's about money. Then suddenly he's a very pious person.

Starting point is 01:31:25 He's not blessed with his health. Or interested in doing anything about it. What's the problem with anti-cleavage? What are we talking about here? What's going on? I built a podcast on that. Yeah, it's weird the lines he takes. I would like to keep exploring him, especially as he goes down this dabble verse.

Starting point is 01:31:42 It's so funny, it was too long to show. But Chad, when he was watching Chad did the exact same thing that he did Chad was like I'm not an eBang or when do I ever beg for money and it's cut to all these guys hours doing the same bit and you know Chad's just charmed because Bauer called him an entertainer he said those entertainers in the dabble verse and gentlemen oh good to see you we still have a bunch of stuff to get to today we have O Opie coming up, stuttering John on Daybreak, the other television appearance he did when he was in Ohio. All right, let's head, let's check out some Opie shit.

Starting point is 01:32:37 OP is talking about the run that he had as a podcaster after leaving Sirius XM. He signed with Westwood One, the podcasting unit, and that was when we first started talking about OP back in 2018 and When he started he was on top See when I first started the podcast when it Debuted it was right behind Joe Rogan I know that sounds crazy But if you go back and look at the charts when I first started the podcast my you know in the comedy podcast

Starting point is 01:33:02 Categorize right below Joe Rogan and of course it drops because there was interest at first, whatever. So Joe Rogan didn't drop still being talked about as a top podcaster. So Opie rightfully points out, he was number two. I remember when this came out as a big deal, Opie radio, he's on the top. And so he says, now of course it's going to drop off a little bit. And I think that there is some truth to that, that when you're brand new, that's when the most people are checking it out and figuring it out, and not everybody's going to stick with you. But if you debut at number two, you should be in the top 100 a year later, I would imagine maybe top 50 in

Starting point is 01:33:38 five weeks. Let's find out why this happened to OP. Ever. But I was off to a great start and we were doing really, really well and the numbers were really, really good and the advertisers were really, really good. And then Carl and Vic died within six months of each other. And then at that point I'm like, you know what, I'm going to turn this on in the morning because I still like doing it. I got a decent GoPro. I got a decent GoPro. I got some decent views.

Starting point is 01:34:07 Finally got a mic. And this is what I want to do. OK, those are his decent views. That's great. When he's talking about views, he's talking about behind him, by the way, decent views. But there couldn't be a bigger disconnect between the words he's saying and the way he's saying them. Oh, completely.

Starting point is 01:34:26 I mean, my friends died and that's why my show tanked. It would have been amazing if my friends died. I still like doing this. I still love doing this. What I want to be doing. I gotta go pro. And be nice to me. I'm in mourning. I'm mourning. That's why I'm all black. Right, right. Very much looking for some sympathy, but also just always has an excuse for all these things The advertisers weren't good the show was not good go back to all the old w ATP Somebody might have posted up on YouTube

Starting point is 01:34:58 WTP versus Opie I think was that guy who does that for us? he's Pesky sex pastor I think was that guy who does that for us. He's a Pesky sex pastor Suttering sex pass. I think he might have done that This the show was not good But he's acting like no the reasons cuz I lost my co-hosts and that's and that and now he even admits it's low effort Now too, I mean, it's always been low offer, but at least he would do things Now he doesn't even do things. Well, he does walk around New York. We'll talk about that But this just makes me sad for this guy

Starting point is 01:35:33 If it turns out into anything else great, but my goal isn't to you know to put a whole bunch of money into a studio and hope that I could I could relive the dream that I already lived So that's why Wait, why are you doing this? He can't explain it to us This is like a job interview. Where do you see yourself in five years? I don't know man. I Already had a great job before this No one asked him anything right

Starting point is 01:36:11 He's explaining himself explaining why he sucks now He's always explaining what the show isn't and what expectations we should be tempering He never says what it is or what he's doing. He's directionless. And now we started to get to a point where the people are engaging with him are hate watching him a lot. Because for a while there he had the pod squad, and everyone was having fun and we were all checking in with each other and shout out today, did you go fishing yesterday? You know, all that kind of fun stuff. But now people are

Starting point is 01:36:44 calling him out. He does not like that. You might notice the way the opi's lit. Hopefully that's the reason his mouth looks like it's black. Like maybe he's got chewing tobacco or something's going on. Someone else has another observation about it. Why is my mouth blue? My mouth not blue? Oh my god. That's it's not blue. It might be the lighting or something. I'm kind of in the shadows right now. My mouth's not blue, you weirdo. All right, I gotta go. Hit the like on the way out if you gave me a few bucks. No, no, I don't know. It's stop. Stop with the dumb crap. I don't drink wine riot Matter of fact that'll get you a Oh, wow. Yeah, I don't even

Starting point is 01:37:33 Drink that much So you gotta go. Goodbye. Wow, bye Wine stains now, I don't drink wine. I have I literally have two beers a week you weirdo stains. Now, I don't drink wine. I have I literally have two beers a week, you weirdo. You know, if someone was in my chat going, Carl, how much meth did you smoke yesterday? I wouldn't be like, Yeah, I don't smoke meth. You're bad. It's like that close to home or something. Why does he have to ban the guy for that? I had no idea that he had a drinking problem until right now we know we do and it's real real and that's why his lips are like that and it does explain a lot doesn't it seem like an overreaction for opi on

Starting point is 01:38:10 that one I think everything's getting to him here's another episode where people are pissing him off you know I'm gonna ban Opie's grandmother today goodbye goodbye good bye it was probably his real grandmother you don't have the fence to spare Opie I know it's going through just banning people now you might want to get a mod or something they can do that on the sly the DL he just got a mic now I need a mod yeah people are just fucking with it with with the things. I mean this has been happening for a while, but super chat Excuse me get out of here Erock is posting the entire Jim versus opi video today on X. Will you watch it today? No, I Know I think it's already on my channel or it's already out there

Starting point is 01:39:00 No The time me and Jimmy fought No, the time me and Jimmy fought on the radio, it's out there already. It's been out there for many, many years. Detroit Dabler, $1.99, you should team up with Carl and get better numbers. Oh, God, no. JFK. Obie, the low levelers are picking on you because it was a great rebuttal though It is on highly successful

Starting point is 01:39:28 Multi-stake a multi-stake comedy tour John is killing. All right. Thank you JFK Just too much nonsense He's gonna take his ball and go off now You weren't messing with him too much Why would he have that kind of response? What if somebody was like? Anthony Grillo's got a book out. Okay, goodbye. I don't care. So weird. Let me know. That's your world. Why are you pretending to not be in it? Yep. That's a good point. And we're going to talk more about this video that just

Starting point is 01:39:58 came to light. That was the famous OP and Jim Norton fight with Esther Koo in studio that was referenced there because OP's acting like that's been out there for a while and yeah, the audio has been out there, but now there's video and you can see everyone's reactions to it and just posture and. It's fascinating. It is fascinating. More on that in just a minute.

Starting point is 01:40:20 First, let's talk more about people fucking with OP in the chat. Let's grab a tenner. Rick from New York, 999. Erock was on Carl's show. He said, Anthony told him, you said you gave out Erock's phone number over the air on purpose. Anthony confirmed, said you called the great radio.

Starting point is 01:40:36 Yeah, that's not true. But thanks for your 999. Believe what you have to. I felt insanely guilty about that. It's not true. The lies, lies, lies, lies, lies. Yeah. Oh man. We went seven minutes without, without talking about Anthony or any of the garbage from the past. That's, that's just simply not true.

Starting point is 01:40:55 He rock was on, on a, I think he was on his honeymoon and Oh no, that was a different time. No, no, no. I did not give out Iraq's number on purpose. I felt very, very bad about that. So right, that was a lie that someone told Opie to get him to think that all that happened with Iraq and Anthony and me and everyone's trying to paint this picture of Opie that isn't true. And he reads that and he thinks that it must be what people are saying. So he gets mad at Erock and Anthony for doing things they never did because he doesn't know what the fuck's going

Starting point is 01:41:31 on. They're spinning everything. Their goal is to make it look like I was the worst person on earth. Their goal is to make people believe that I was useless on the O.P.D. Anthony show. Whatever. to make people believe that I was useless on the Opie and Anthony show. Whatever. Believe what you have to. But that's a flat out lie, and Erock knows it, if he would calm the F down and start thinking about the past a little better. Yeah, it was great radio. But I also felt incredibly guilty.

Starting point is 01:42:01 If Erock would calm down. It's crazy to me that Opie comes out and is like, yeah, Anthony and Erock, they're trashing me. If he ever listened to Anthony on the show or Erock on the show or Anthony on his show or Erock on other people's shows, they really don't trash Opie. They tell you their experience and they often offer advice. And with the coolest demeanor. Right. I can't imagine Erock upset upset what they would look like.

Starting point is 01:42:28 Correct. He's not getting, he's not changing stories and getting hyped up to like trash Opie. And if you were doing a good job every day on your show, Opie, then you could just disprove them. If they were making these accusations about you or trying to tarnish your legacy and your life's work, you could just put on a good show and prove everybody wrong.

Starting point is 01:42:49 I wouldn't know if they're telling the truth unless you showed me every day, like you do, now I know for certain, that you were not, that you were load-bearing, Opie, you were not carrying this thing. Well, that's because he wasn't doing what he does best and that is walking around Manhattan, filming things, and commenting on them. And not only does he do that on the Opie Unleashed stream, but then when he has a really good one, he tells you about it on this show

Starting point is 01:43:18 to let you know what you're missing out on. You gotta watch my walking around New York City videos. And then a really nice black SUV pulls up and this blonde woman gets out with some people. It was obvious that she was a very important person. And I said, that's Amy Schumer. Oh my God, that's Amy Schumer. And Don, no, it wasn't Amy Schumer. I was saying that because she was a

Starting point is 01:43:46 She was a big lady It was Amy Bloomer No, it wasn't her. I just said that cuz the lady what that was getting out of the SUV was a bit on the chunky side Pretty good stuff, huh? Imagine if you were there watching that when that happened. Holy shit. So funny he said it twice. Yeah. So guys, it wasn't- Has she responded yet? Has she made a comment or- It actually wasn't Amy Schumer though. I don't know if you understood Adam, what Opie was doing there. He was calling another fat woman out that wasn't that fat woman.

Starting point is 01:44:19 It was a different fat woman. He's like New York entertainment royalty living in the top of a penthouse in Midtown whose day sounds like a tourist from Alaska visiting Times Square. How was your day? I think we saw Amy Schumer. That wasn't her. It might have been. I don't know. Whatever.

Starting point is 01:44:41 What a day. I went to the place where they filmed Ghostbusters. They kicked me out. I wasn't allowed to be in there at the time. I had an interaction with a homeless person that didn't go well, right? I saw a 9-eleven Memorial and I shit all over it Why is working on your show ahead of time not an option? You would not be a slave every seven minutes to these things You can't stand and ruin your life.

Starting point is 01:45:05 If you just came up with a show, why is that not an option? Why can't you try? He says something here that he has said the opposite of this before, but I think this is what he really feels because you wouldn't say this out loud if this isn't what you really thought.

Starting point is 01:45:22 Okay, okay people remember, if not for GH, Ant and Jim would not have a career, so let's move on. It's as simple as that Ralph P. So if not for Greg Hughes, OP, then Jim Norton and Anthony Cumi would not have careers and OP agrees with this wholeheartedly. You know, it's as simple as that.

Starting point is 01:45:43 No one else hired Anthony and Jim Norton and many others that you know and love for the Opie and Anthony show. I saw talent in Anthony back in the day and then I saw some talent in Jim Norton back in the day. So you're 100% right. This goes back to what he was saying about E-Rock where he's like I gave E-Rock his career. He would be nowhere if it weren't for me.

Starting point is 01:46:02 And then he explains the meeting where Eric was proactive to set up a meeting with him and then Present him what he could do for a show and give him all this great stuff and hope he went. Oh, yeah, you're hired It's like Jim Norton was also hired by the Tonight Show. He worked for Leno for a while I mean I have to go through Jim Norton's resumes but on tons of shows and in movies It's like other people recognize his talent. It wasn't just you. Anthony Kumia was on the Howard Stern show doing the Jackie Martling impression contest and they loved him. And then they're like, ah, but he does a radio show already with guys who are trying to be you, Howard. But if that hadn't been the case, I'm guessing he could have been a regular on there. I mean,

Starting point is 01:46:42 sell the stock broker ended up getting a job job So I'm pretty sure Anthony would have been stashed up at a certain point or whatever He would have found his way like all these guys. I've hired tons of people to work for me at agencies and Never once did I think like that person would be homeless if I didn't hire them know their tails That's why I hired them the first place someone else would have snatched them off if I hadn't No, you got to get in's why I hired them in the first place. Someone else would have snatched them off if I hadn't. No, you got to get in there and you got to remind them every chance you get. I made you.

Starting point is 01:47:14 You know, I've, you, it means nothing when you hear somebody say, you know, that guy, that talented guy taught him everything he knows. Right. You go, okay. You don't really care. But when someone says, you know, that guy taught me everything, I owe it all to him It means something and if you wouldn't sit here trying to take credit for stuff. That's not yours people might throw you a bone and Acknowledge that you helped their career or I know this sounds crazy. Oh B. You could do it again Well, yeah, I was just gonna bring up if Opie's hires were Patrice and Jim Norton and Anthony Cumie

Starting point is 01:47:48 He could sit there and be like I know talent I get this better than most people you'd be like yeah, man Good for you, but then it turned into Vic Henley and Gerard small and Ron the waiter and you're just like, okay, so you just got lucky a few times I get it. We all watched Rocco go from, you know, live streaming DabbleCon to a successful show that does way better than Opie does. Opie's eye for talent had Rocco and Cardiff and OJ begging to be on his show and they worked their way in. It was the best thing he'd ever done and he vowed never to work with them again. That's his eye for talent.

Starting point is 01:48:25 If you would have hung on to either of them, you would have something resembling an impression of a career. And you should go back to them. I think they want to get back on your show, Alfie. That'd be the best. You guys would have a blast. So good. So, you know, so continue attacking the guy that actually brought you those people into

Starting point is 01:48:43 your lives. Yeah, that's smart. Ralph P. I like how you think, sir. Look at that. And a little Zen for everybody. that actually brought you those people into your lives. Yeah, that's smart. Ralph P., I like how you think, sir. Look at that, and a little Zen for everybody. Little Zen. Is that the opposite of Zen explaining you're the reason why someone is successful in life?

Starting point is 01:48:56 Because you hired them. You know what, Ralph? You're not blocked. Hubris. That wasn't even a super chat. He just had to put that up and Who knows if Ralph P is a fan? He probably saying this sarcastically to get opi to agree with them. Mm-hmm Because I swear I saw opi just saying recently just like look and I know they would have been successful without me

Starting point is 01:49:17 It's like just depending on what inputs he gets. It's a different output Watch this honey. I can make opi say cheers. Yeah, right. He's really good, he has no control over his show or his life. We're proving that. Now what he doesn't do is let his guard down and talk about his family and I'm excited to say we finally get a glimpse into the home life of one Greg Hughes. Now he just got, he got into a bad accident last September where he broke some ribs and deep bone bruises, the whole thing. And so he hasn't been on his scooter in a while. Well, he just got his scooter again. And he's a little nervous about getting hurt again, so he bought a helmet. So he's Kevin Brennaning around New York City

Starting point is 01:50:03 and he tells this anecdote. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I picked up a helmet and I looked like the biggest dork. I should wear the helmet on the live stream so you could see that I look like a dork. And it's one of the reasons I told my wife when I came home, I walked in the house with my new helmet and of course it got exactly what I was hoping. A lot of laughs for my family they were laughing their asses off and Then my wife's like what is wrong with your head? So we finally hear about what's going on with him as a father and it's the whole family pointing at laughing at what a dorky

Starting point is 01:50:38 It's that's what he wanted, huh? It's actually a step up from his family's last appearance of we need the debit card Dad we appreciate leave us alone in Costco But now we're gonna need you to come back in so we can get all this shit and he's telling us about a funny visual Yeah, I know Oh B. Come on man All right, let's talk about this fight he had with Jim Norton. The video just came out and people are letting him know that this is what's going on. Did you know that the video of your fight with Jim Norton was out there? It's been out there for many, many, many, many,

Starting point is 01:51:19 many, many years. So, all right. It's the actual video footage of your fight with Jimmy, not just the audio. I Kyle, I know. So this is unique. Who's messaging him here and letting him know, no, no, no, this is different than what's been out there before. Good videos been out there. This is one of these weirdos that that just just just just as a nosy, just just a nosy one that just clips shit and talks about people. God, you guys are weird. The Jimmy fight's been out there for many, many years.

Starting point is 01:51:50 So, Opie is claiming even though multiple people are telling him no, no, this is a brand new thing that just came out. Finally, he gets corrected. The audio has been out for years, but never the visual just popped up in the last 24 hours. All right, whatever, dude, whatever. Yeah, I fought Jimmy a million years ago. I think Jimmy's a piece of garbage. I think he's incredibly vindictive. He would sabotage the open Anthony show when he was having a bad day or if someone

Starting point is 01:52:17 did him wrong. So enjoy the stupid fight from many years ago. I don't give a crap. I'm just glad I don't have to see his stupid face every day. Jesus. Isn't that great? What a child. I know. It's not just being like, oh, OK, so there is a video. I thought it was always, I didn't know that was.

Starting point is 01:52:35 Stupid face. I don't want to see his stupid face anymore. I know he doesn't care. I know he doesn't care. But if he did, can't you just say, hey, you know it wasn't my best day? Right. And then people will be like, oh, he's human. I would have done things differently. I bet Jim would tell you he would have done things differently. You know, we worked closely together and we clashed. He's still trying to win that fight. Right.

Starting point is 01:52:58 Carl, who does he think he's talking to? Like, who does he think this audience is? He thinks this is Like who does he think this audience is? He thinks this is ONA fans that are not supporters of Anthony and only like him? Is that who he thinks he's talking to? I think he's actively fighting with the haters right now. Doesn't it seem that way? That's all it seems like. Who does he think this audience is? Like the ONA pool is only so big to begin with. You think you have enough that like you to just block them Yeah, I know this is your audience even if they're the haters. This is it. There's no one outside of ONA That's just stumbling onto you Don't tell that oh, okay. He's got no fan. They love and support him come on coming down the pike 500 grand a year coming down

Starting point is 01:53:44 Support him come on coming down the pike 500 grand a year coming down Hold on so this is the video that everyone's talking about I have a very exciting news about this Yeah, I don't feel comfortable around you I don't feel like but why give a fuck about me then why don't again when I called you two weeks ago? And I go you are I text you I make everything cool, and you're like yeah Yeah, and it was and we discussed it and then the last I don't know last four weeks have been weird again So I don't know I don't know why maybe this one's on you, dude Maybe maybe you're feeling you said I feel like you know I don't give a fuck about you But it can't always be on me

Starting point is 01:54:18 You don't you tell me you don't come in here with your own fucking moods most of my moods have Every time I walk in here in the morning if I have a mood it's obvious to everyone and okay So this is open no self-awareness at all This is the Greg shells thing that Anthony told over the world about and this is the fight that they're having where opi's It was in a shitty mood doesn't even acknowledge Jim when he comes into the studio and then they start a show together and Have this rapport and try to have some chemistry and Jim's pointing out like dude Can we just connect a little bit so that this isn't so difficult to be on a radio show together and opi's response is I think

Starting point is 01:54:58 It's your fault. I Think this is on you asshole anyway We're gonna break all this down in a bonus show. I'm very excited to do a W-A-T-P bonus episode, breaking down all of the fight between Jim and OP and analyzing this body language and how dismissive OP is.

Starting point is 01:55:17 He just said right there, right there. He was like, can you just consider that in this specific instance, you're at fault. No, so I'm always I don't even know whose voice. I'm doing anymore. They're all the same person. They all sound like my exes Child or a woman yeah You have to put that chocolate down oh, so I can't eat anything ever Zero calories that okay fine We still got stuttering John stuff to look at we got a game from Cardiff. I got a cow bikini

Starting point is 01:55:54 Jade is gonna be showing up on the show to celebrate 609 All this is happening. It's up Cardiff? Hello. How's it going, buddy? Good, how are you? I'm fantastic. You ready to talk about some- Ambush. Cardiff. You ready to talk about some stuttering, John? Yes.

Starting point is 01:56:14 Oh wait, I'm not playing that music. Not on this show. Easy there, buddy. a bloody ass can i get a little sympathy because i got a bloody ass i'm bleeding generously because i got a bloody ass stuttering john did the stand-up shows in niles last week did oj make it out to that he said he was going to i don't believe he did geez Oh, just really letting the dabble verse down Lately I'm picking on him. No my friend never He's the only handsome one we have so we need him. That's true. We need his face. Yes Settling John was on daybreak

Starting point is 01:57:00 Wytv channel 33 in Youngstown, Ohio And I played some clips of this yesterday was on Drew Lane show. And they had to point out to me that an ABC affiliate being channel 33 means you're in a very small market. It's freaking you a UHF channel. But either way, John's excited. He's got a comedy show and he's making the rounds that morning. This guy, who happens to be the meteorologist of the show, and the meteorologist on local news, everyone has the app in their pocket,

Starting point is 01:57:33 you don't need to know anything about weather or anything, you just read to people. So now everyone has to have a personality as a meteorologist, they're all cards. Oh yeah. I know that's true here in Rochester. And this guy's excited to interview the big celebrity comedian who's coming into town. There was an entertainment reporter there

Starting point is 01:57:49 who's like, I'm not touching this. Yeah, good point. Yeah, they're like, I have to draw straws and meteorologists had to step in there. There's someone who covers Hollywood stuff who wanted nothing to do with this. The weatherman doesn't handle the comics in town. Welcome back to Daybreak 648. Our next guest. He's been around the world and he's been to the red carpet with the Howard Stern show. One time he interviewed Ringo Starr, another time the Dolly Lama, where he asked him, spoiler alert, has anyone ever came up to you and

Starting point is 01:58:17 said, hello Dolly. Yeah, he's a comedian. Looking for a few laughs this week at the funny farm in Niles. That's where you gotta go. Joining us this morning is stuttering John Melendez. What did the Dalai Lama say when you busted his chops on him? He laughed, but then he was with Richard Gere and he was not very happy about it. Isn't that the same shirt he wore the day before? Uh, this is the same day. Oh, okay. Yeah. So this is Friday morning at 649 a.m. So props to John for being conscious at this time. I haven't gone to sleep. Okay, that's very possible

Starting point is 01:58:52 I I suppose some booger sugar is fueling this performance but the way he's sitting is like and When the cops show up to the interrogation and they've left the person alone in the room for like hours and they never know when they're gonna come in, so every minute just ticks by, that is the most defensive, curled up, like a snail, just tight and bracing

Starting point is 01:59:17 for something bad to happen on morning television. There's zero self-confidence in this posture right here. Also a little touch of just do it. Yeah, I mean, I can't put my leg over my other leg like that, personally. I'm not that athletic, I guess. But this guy. It looks like you're at the royal wedding,

Starting point is 01:59:37 and this is like the incest third cousin who's just sitting on the side. That's the posture he would have. This is the guy who pranks about being on television because he went to college for TV and film and he knows how to do that. He looks so awkward on here. Now, when he was talking to someone behind the scenes after a stand up show, and they asked him about his appearance on TV, John said, Oh, my other parents was

Starting point is 02:00:04 way better. That guy gave me, Oh, my other parents was way better. That guy gave me nothing. My the other guy was really good. And he really sells John hard. This is some sales job. I mean, you already heard the intro where he's repeating some of the questions he asked celebrities back in the day, which stealing John stutter that is part of his act. I'll just remind everyone. But this is another question that comes up. But I've been known to getting people angry. I got punched by Raquel Wells for asking her, are they drooping yet?

Starting point is 02:00:34 I mean, I asked OJ if he would sign my knife. Oh my goodness. And coincidentally, he already had his own. Okay, there we go. Okay, there we go. My goodness, he already had his own Okay, there we go Pretend to laugh after that. I asked OJ to sign my knife and coincidentally he already had his own Has nothing to do with signing your knife. Nope, and every person I know owns a knife. It's true. It's not an object. Yes, like it must be a killer I don't think you get it Carl see OJ. Uh-huh

Starting point is 02:01:08 You did this thing with a knife that most of us don't do Yeah, he also did a thing with a football most of us don't do but I still would assume he owns his own football And want him to sign my football that That joke is in his act. He even looked to the camera like am I right people? To make sure that everyone knows that's a joke and all of these jokes were written by howard and fred and those people and john loves to say that jackie martling is in a comic because he tells other people's jokes oh that's a brilliant observation why wouldn't he just like tell his own jokes? I always tell him tell your own jokes. The biggest pop he gets for his set is always what he tells Joan Rivers quip back to him.

Starting point is 02:01:52 And they talk about that right here. But the best response I ever got. And you told me your last name. But I get it now because I'm in Hello Boy. Hello. Hello, boy. Hello, boy. Oh, he tried to shoehorn into jokes. This guy's last name is Lowboy. Jim Lowboy. So he's like, I'm in hell, Lowboy. The more I know, the less funny it is. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:02:19 And honestly, I would want him to have some observations or jokes about the situation, the circumstances that he's in Rather than just repeat everything out of his act, but if you're gonna do that, nah, just do your act that that's That's really bad. I mean, I'd rather trust a low boy with my coke than Charlie Sheen. Am I right? Basically the same jokes that he would come up with. Yes but anyway John represent the best response. It was an old friend. God rest his soul. She was so funny without skipping a beat. I said, Joan, do

Starting point is 02:02:51 you think ugly people should be allowed to have children? She said no. And I told you mother that. So he's just doing his act on the morning show, which is hack to do that. Howard Stern would never put up with this. And he's saying it wrong too. Yep. He said he, without skipping a beat, he said. Right, you would say, I said this,

Starting point is 02:03:15 and then without skipping a beat, she said that. He has no idea. It's just he's heard comedians say things that sound like this with this rhythm, so he just throws it in there like like God rest his soul, you know, all these little things. And for those just listening, you have to see John is incapable of working or riffing or improving with anyone. He doesn't care who you are.

Starting point is 02:03:40 Anything you say is a distraction from him trying to get out whatever he's doing. So this entire time, John has his hand fully extended at the guy's chest holding him. Like his hand is in front of him exactly like you would a dog. You go stay and you want to walk away, but you know they're going to move. So you keep your hand there and he holds him there until the guy stops talking. And then when John gets his Joan Rivers out and the guy shuts up He removes his hand saying okay. You've been Disciplined you've been silent stay and shut up. I got this

Starting point is 02:04:14 I got this I'm the comedian here. I'm gonna create gold for your program, and it's already losing a new friend Yeah, well the only reason this guy's excited is because he's hoping to get the entertainment reporter gig Weathers boring Alright, so the next question is what do people expect coming out to the stuttering Jen and friends show what's your style? Funny farm in Niles and This is and for someone that doesn't know you know your type of comedy You're going to be out tonight at the Funny Farm in Niles and this set. And for someone that doesn't know your type of comedy, how would you kind of... I don't even know where the hell I am.

Starting point is 02:04:51 Where is Niles? It takes like five planes to get here. To give you an idea how bad that my career is going, I was in an Uber the other day and I was driving. So the the other day and I was driving so the question was describe your style the answer was I'm a hack based on well where are we by the way when I think five planes to get here and then he went right into his uber joke instead of answer your question let me show you yeah right we demonstrate precisely one of those that I do just the presumption that everyone is in on this with him.

Starting point is 02:05:27 Everyone here is from Niles. They live in Niles. They live there and they make a living in Youngstown, Ohio and they're just like, can you believe what a shit hole this place is? They're just like, yeah, Jens. Give us hell, Quimby. Sure is.

Starting point is 02:05:41 All right, so now Jens is gonna tell us what he does talk about on stage because he's gotta sell this-up show that he's doing I'm happy to be here. I mean, you know, you guys have had a lot a lot of tragedy, but enough about the Browns But I'm very happy to be I talk about everything from stuttering to family to getting old yeah, cuz I'm getting older What are you now 52? Well, that's what I tell the ladies, but I'm 59. And I talk about all the things that go with the colonoscopies and all

Starting point is 02:06:12 the stuff, the dying of hair. I'm sure both of you guys are doing that. Jesus Christ. I talk about all the embarrassing shit like I'm sure you're doing this. You've probably taken Viagra, dyed your hair. You probably can't get it up for your woman. Am I right? You got great pubes He points at other people it calls him out for dying your fat fuck These aren't these aren't good jokes no and it gets worse right here. Sure you both of you guys. Yeah, about the kidney stone. I don't even know what the heck he's wearing on his head. What the hell is that? Have you uh. So John is trying to roast and it could be a camera person or a key grip it's the head anchor on the show. I'm going to show you in a minute. Okay.

Starting point is 02:07:00 And he calls him out for wearing a wig but not in a funny way just uh what the hell is that? Don't look at me For he thinks he's done Rickles roasting the room now if you were to look at John He is in the position of if somebody were standing above him and just about to punch him in the face Bracing like get away from me to punch him in the face. He is bracing, like, get away from me. He's taking a rape shower.

Starting point is 02:07:25 Yeah, if you watch Don Rickles on The Tonight Show, he is so comfortable, he looks like Buddha. He just sits there and lets everything come to him. He's not leaning into everybody and looking around and checking everybody's eyes, he stays like that. He lets them come to him, because he's a professional comedian who knows the power of his words are gonna work

Starting point is 02:07:45 And he doesn't need to push to sell. But Don Rickles does like laugh real hard his own jokes to let you know that you think that's funny, right? No, no, he doesn't even need to based on the power of the joke other people laugh. It's crazy. Wow Go figure Also, this is 6 a.m. Morning news. I'm really ready to be roasted Also, this is 6 a.m. Morning news. I'm ready to be roasted Right both people just be like yeah, I'm doing this comedy show. I'm really excited to be here. It's gonna be fun tonight Bring your friends out So what's your act about just the most basic? Things you can think of in life like the most obvious

Starting point is 02:08:19 Sitcom choices and nothing. Yeah, all he was thinking about was his act So he's like, oh, I have a joke about cutting the umbilical cord I have a joke about like okay but that's not really the question. Well he had to replace something because the host stole one of his bits right at the top so he had to put something in there his mind's scrambling. Good point. Remember this is the appearance John thought went awesome. This is the one he was telling the guys like, no, I had this other appearance that was great. So yeah, so this is john doing another one of his jokes, but shoehorning it into the

Starting point is 02:08:51 conversation. Have you had the kidney stones? Not yet. But my brother did. Oh, I hear they're terrible. Yes. But I talk about everything all about child rearing and and and a witnessing the baby being born and have you done that? I did it. Oh, yeah Oh, I cut the cord. Yes. Why do they want to do that? The doctors like you know, because my baby was born the first baby born on New Year's New Year's morning and You know and really the papers came and I remember There's nothing to do with anything. I know neither

Starting point is 02:09:29 You know that he always has to put that fact in first as if that's an accomplishment My new was the first baby born in the valley a New Year's Day like okay the papers came. I know it's who cares? It doesn't mean anything. You can't stop winning. I can't stop. So now he's gonna get- He's never shown us that newspaper. He doesn't have that one. Yeah, he's got all his newspaper clippings.

Starting point is 02:09:52 His newspaper clippings are framed on the wall of his house. When the baby came out and then the doctor's like, come on, you have to cut the umbilical cord. I go, I don't wanna do that. He goes, you gotta go. All right, so I put down my beer John is a V2 shows tonight and also Saturday night John just does his act we saw this on both of these appearances Where that's it's all he does because he doesn't know how to just have a conversation like a human and riff with someone and be entertaining and off the cuff. I don't know if it's the stroke thing

Starting point is 02:10:29 where it's just someone says something and he has to say the association. He can't, if he has any tie to it or if it's a part of his act, if someone says one of those cue words, he has to come back with it. It's like impulsive and he'll shut anyone or anything down to get it out as if that's that it's like impulsive. And he'll shut anyone or anything down to get it out as if that's winning or I think he's trying to prove that he's worthy of having a stand up show. Because if he was confident and comfortable, he wouldn't feel the need to try to prove that he's funny and he'd be good as a stand up comedian. You just assume like, oh, you're

Starting point is 02:11:00 highlighting the show tonight. You're probably pretty good comic. Yeah, believe that There's at the end of this interview there must have been some weird pre banter that happened before the actual interview Hey, thank you for stopping by. He said Ryan Seacrest was kind of a jerk. Yeah, I'm so mad at the Clark for dying And you said Ryan Seacrest was a jerk yeah I'm so mad at dick Clark for dying again oh my gosh this guy everything out of his mouth is hysterical can't take it anymore it's too bad we have other segments on this show I could do this all day right so we head back over to the main anchor this is the guy

Starting point is 02:11:40 that John was clowning a second ago Thank you Jimmy you plan to spend a month I mean, it's not a good way I think the Jack was when you dyed your hair. He's just like you know jokes on you. There's not a hair on my head This is ten minutes later, and you could tell from his face that he didn't find it funny Still yeah, it's amazing the meteorologist is in stitches. He's falling off his chair alright back over you. Just like all right great, so there's a traffic Go fuck yourself Jimmy's coming up in the news Good stuff good job Johnny. Yeah, thanks for being there for us guys today is episode

Starting point is 02:12:38 609 and If you've been around with WTP for a little while, you know that we had a review girl named Vic. And Vic is in the Navy now. Doesn't have a lot of time for us anymore, unfortunately. But while she was our review girl, our buddy Cal photographer, frequent caller to the voicemail line, a guy we hung out with in Nashville.

Starting point is 02:13:01 I had dinner with him as a consequence for the creep off. He's a nice guy though. It wasn't a consequence, it was fine. You lucked out. We got some hot chicken, it was good. But he's known as CalPhotographer because he's the one who dressed Vic up in a cow bikini and took photos of her that ended up in our Discord and then later we got some photos in our Patreon and things. Well he hooked up with Jade who also wanted to help us out for our 609th episode This is go to her Instagram at

Starting point is 02:13:29 jade dot M O N E T T T three T's There she is episode 609 and balloons in the background Our latest cow bikini girl I'll tell you that she also has an axe if you want to see more than what you can see on YouTube. But thank you for cow photographer for introducing us to Jade, who I was hoping to get on the show today, but she was not available. You know, cow photographer is on the the West Coast, so it's a little bit early. Of hers on the the west coast so it's a little bit early, but what a great way to celebrate episode 609 The lovely Jade. Thank you very much. We want to see more of that at jay.monet with three T's at the end

Starting point is 02:14:14 I was planning a similar outfit for hack-a-mania. You better. I'm holding you to that All right, I want to bring in our review girl Annie it's up Annie oh hello hello no that's a great view it's not bad right mm-hmm you ready to play a game with us absolutely let's do it it's time for everyone's favorite new game show. Two minutes with Tom. What do you say, ladies and gentlemen? Are you ready to find the bomb? Two minutes with Tom.

Starting point is 02:15:02 They know what they signed up for, right? Yep. That's what they get. So what are people signing up for right yep, that's that's what they get So what are people signing up for if they get your newest CD make America America innate again? They're pretty much getting Well like you said I cover all topics if you're fans of We just That's a second ago. It's not over

Starting point is 02:15:31 Well, she goes well people get it they order your album he's like oh, I don't know Here's some examples. They're ready for that The album if for example if you're a fan of Donald Trump I'll say some stuff on here that I'll joke about him likewise I jokes about stuff about the Democrats I talk about you know current events even my life on here even my cats not safe you can't know That'll teach him to scratch my furniture So everyone is her game Actually the original title of that CD was supposed to be what did Tom say next your choices number one? ha B Did Tom say next? Here are your choices. Number one, paw.

Starting point is 02:16:07 B, sit down and shut up, you morons. Next, fameless. Four, no cure for laughter. And lastly, presidents, porn stars, and other musings two minutes with oh man this is a tough one none of those seem legit to me there's two that I'm leaning towards what are people in the chat saying let's go hamburger no I want to see what people in the chat are? Let's go, hamburger. No, I want to see what people in the chat are saying, potentially.

Starting point is 02:16:48 All right, I'm going with B. Sit down and shut up, you morons. What do you think, Adam? Oh, I'm going with four, no cure for laughter. Yeah, OK. What do you think, Annie? I want to be molested. Oh, I mean Also went lastly all right. Yeah, that was the other one. I was looking at for this

Starting point is 02:17:12 All right, let's find out hold on did anyone get the paw reference. Oh Because of the cat in the beginning Yeah, but also Eddie Murphy raw Yeah Yeah, but also Eddie Murphy raw Yeah, damn it now I understand It's not one I'll teach him to scratch my furniture So everyone is ready Actually, the original title of that CD was supposed to be sit down and shut up you morons

Starting point is 02:17:47 People thought that was a little Someone to sit down is a This episode is brought to you by hackamania.com This episode is brought to you by hackamania.com promo code come Say more on your tickets than any other promo code out there lies true. That's a fact Jack. No Yeah, save you money sit Eugene sit good dog Say the sole winner on that one you Won someone's soul. This is the time when I gloat right right I've seen this show before I don't have it at this part

Starting point is 02:18:28 This is where I cut all you guys here, but you lose victory lap Does this every time he invites us over Let's play the game. I'm good at any do you have to go? Yes, my ride's here. I'm gonna go. I have some Mexican food. Thank you so much for having me enjoy your tacos And if you should go to your website, and that's insanity calm I am s a and any I t y calm check out everything I'm working on. Thank you so much Have a great day great to see any thanks for being here And thank you, you know you felt

Starting point is 02:19:02 He thinks every show is the stern show Yeah, it's the only thing he knows and I just want to add if you saw a picture of Tom Meyers They're talking to that Morning woman and if you saw a picture of John talking to that news person if you didn't know who they were you would never Guess that they were comedians Right. Yeah, especially Tom Yeah, he looks like he's there to talk about some you know recent dirt erosion That's happening near the lake that he's an expert on.

Starting point is 02:19:26 He looks like an actor or an anchor who needs a hair piece. Yeah, anything other than a funny person. What have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about Emergency Intercom, which is a very big show on the YouTubes with the kids. Steel Toe, with the most embarrassing way to raise money, just humiliating his friend,

Starting point is 02:19:49 and also probably putting him in physical pain as well. Michael Ray Bauer, he's got 11 toes in the devil verse. Not sure what to do, if he should just jump in or not. OP, I mean, what isn't OP If he should just jump in or not. OP, I mean, what isn't OP doing? He's fighting with his chat. He's now trying not to comment about Anthony and Jim so much, but he

Starting point is 02:20:14 keeps reading those chats on there. And he gets upset. People are asking him to talk about it. Not gonna talk about it. He wants us to believe his family is still alive. Right, yeah, he made up that story about his family enjoying his company. Of course, Stuttering John was promoting his stand-up gig. See what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.

Starting point is 02:20:42 This Saturday, we'll be recording another episode of Who Are These podcasts if you're on our Patreon or YouTube channel you'll get the link to that at 2 p.m. Eastern Time. We will have with us Patrick Melton from Nobody Likes Onions and Lucy Typebox joining us in studio to do another episode of WTP. Beauty and beast beauty and the beast yes and Also since I'm promoting that on Saturday if you're in the Rochester area the Isotel's will be performing at the Skylark Yes, Saturday night stop down for that. I think it's five bucks to get in The same as zero yeah, if you don't have it. I'm buying VIP $10 for VIP. No, the front's always open.

Starting point is 02:21:25 Anyway, anyone wants to sit the front? It's wide open for you. Take your spot. People hang outside and gift entrances. Yes, that is true. The ice tops calm for more information. Cardiff, you got a YouTube channel now you're doing shows on there. Doing shows on their premiering at nine I think a nine tonight of my first appearance on Opie Since all the boys and girls are talking about Opie so my first appearance on Opie tonight at Cardiff elect on YouTube like and subscribe That's before you brought your buddies along with you. I was back when it was just you and the OPCER right? No Cornedive actually brought me on Oh corned if that's that's right here brought me in then there was a hole yeah

Starting point is 02:22:07 Corned if was the lynch forgot about that That episode of veggie tales mm-hmm Vampires you're forever tied to who turned you is that how that works? If you kill them everything's cool right look up Alright roast If you kill them everything's cool Right. Yeah, look out for death All right roast You guys ready to listen to some voicemails? And get out of here. Well first we got Jacob Ryan s Gotta admit Adam ambush is great work by John

Starting point is 02:22:40 It's his best nickname for sure Better than all He didn't come up with it. I don't think he did either and it's his best nickname for sure. Better than all seven campers. He didn't come up with it. I don't think he did either. And it's a clarity. Yeah, of course. It's the exact opposite of what happened. I literally told him exactly what I was going to do so there'd be no surprises.

Starting point is 02:22:55 I came out of nowhere. I was thinking the same thing. Yeah, right. There was no ambush at all. You want to show you guys had a very polite and good conversation. He was excited to have you back again. And then he saw you on another show. That's not an ambush. No, and there's something that I've suspected for a long time that Clearwater Chad really hammered home. And that's that John doesn't know who any of us are. He really has no idea.

Starting point is 02:23:20 Isn't that funny? He saw Clearwater Chad at the comedy club didn't recognize him even though he was on his show multiple times Mm-hmm, and he was wearing the shirt and he's very noticeable And he's one of his only friends left who hasn't betrayed him or whatever and he has no idea who he is He doesn't know who I am. He forgets and he conflates and they're all one person. I'm like part Alex Stein part forgets and he conflates and they're all one person. I'm like part Alex Stein, part Gino Biscante. He doesn't know. So he doesn't even know why he's mad. It's just, you know. I hate them greasers and they hate me. And that's what it is. Speaking of being mad, there's some Boner Guy hate going on in the WATP verse. Carl, what's it going to take to get you stop playing Bonaire Guys 69's voicemails?

Starting point is 02:24:06 I hate British people. Also, vote for Vinny on the creep off. Jesus. Wow. Good point. First off, British people are fine, but secondly, vote for Carl at thecreepoff.com. I brought it this week. I deserve a W. Help me out, please.

Starting point is 02:24:24 Thank you. The Hebrew hammer calling in. Hey, Carl, it's the Hebrew hammer. Well, it deserve a W. Help me out please. Thank you. The Hebrew hammer calling in. Hey Carl, it's the Hebrew hammer. Well, it's time to scrap that voicemail segment. When you get some asshole laughing his ass off describing a fucking bit we all heard, it has officially jumped a shark. I officially apologize to Boner Guy for criticizing him after suffering through that voicemail describing the Howard Stern segment. That douchebag was laughing his ass off the whole time. We all had it. Yeah. But it's nice to reinforce that people are enjoying the show. I don't have a problem with that. I like it. Ronnie and Syracuse count on it. They call Ronnie and Syracuse love you. Love the show show I wanted to call out Gary

Starting point is 02:25:09 because he said that you should interview John for like a hundred bucks and Hook him up to a lie detector and that way you could expose him as a fraud George Costanza summed it up. Well when he said if you believe it, it's not a lie So just gonna keep that in mind. I don't want to go all Larry and San Antonio on him you know Gary kind of gets on my nerves a little bit too but anyway that's all I got so you're saying he would pass a lie detector test that could be accurate hmm as I've said many times I think he believes a lot of these things that he says and that was a good time to interview Adam Bush if you want on the show like Jacob is doing here

Starting point is 02:25:46 Yeah, you guys want any jumping jacks. What do you need? You want to read that grandma grandma come here bring your cane yeah up on one leg, honey And what was like working with Pat Morita? Do you really want to know or I can tell you he was um? He was the kind of guy who loved to... We would drive together and he would randomly pull off in a Benihana's if he saw it and walk in and just like start singing and let everyone come over to him. He would just randomly run into Japanese restaurants and he was like an Asian Bill Murray. He just loved his life. He loved

Starting point is 02:26:23 smoking. He loved drinking. He loved having fun. Like he used to be a really subversive comic called The Hip Nip. That was his thing in the 50s and 60s and he never lost that. That was still him. He happened to be nominated for an Oscar but whatever. I remember the day the Nickelodeon show got canceled. They called us all in. It was a big meeting and I was younger so I didn't put it together until after but Pat showed up and he big meeting and I was younger so I didn't put it together until after but Pat showed Up and he was drunk and I was member as a kid. I was like, ah, they cancelled the show He's drunk, but then I looking back as an adult. I'm like he didn't know the show was cancelled when he showed up

Starting point is 02:26:54 We found out later in the day, but you couldn't tell he just he was really cool. That's very cool guy It's good. See that not her. She had Jones not like that. Not like it like a wonderful person like Hey Carl couple things Last I guess Saturday Larry from San Antonio challenged me to a boxing match Well, I retired in 1972 from Company A21 at Fort Ord, California. He retired in 1972? Retired in? Golden Globes champion there at Fort Ord in Monterey, California. So no, I will not accept the challenge. Somebody always looking for a boxing match though. Stuttering John.

Starting point is 02:27:47 Have Larry contact Stuttering John. Item number two, speaking of Stuttering John, how does he make money at the Funny Farm if 85% of the seats are complimentary tickets? Nobody's paying for the tickets, or hardly anybody. So how does John make any money? Do you have any idea on that? I don't know how the ins and outs of the small comedy clubs work, but John has to get there. That's got to fly. I suspect somewhere near Nile to Cleveland. Maybe I'm not not sure so there's a cost

Starting point is 02:28:26 involved just a flaw was already in denials hi anyway let me know what you think about that you might have some good insight put on those blues way choose Carl rock and roll on rock and roll Gary I don't. We'll protect you from anyone trying to box you I understand Gary. It's not fair Gary we have to understand is that it was a papered room Yeah, it was only a papered room. Oh, it's your question Gary made very little money on that appearance It's probably didn't work out for him as a positive thing. I like what Larry is saying to you Didn't work out for him as a positive thing. I like what Larry is saying to you

Starting point is 02:29:10 Adam Larry Epleton. Thank you Adam for getting my perfect strangers obsession. You're welcome I'll keep our talk amuse reference fantastic me post indeed The ultimate Gary from San Diego call would be this Hey, Carl, I ain't doing San Diego call would be that thank I don't know when something that you're ready cover in the show about the show

Starting point is 02:29:31 we haven't heard on the times before the drones on and on and in the background here shotgun. Next thing you know I got frozen. And then you hear a woman say that's what happened when you cross the Duke Go Judy You think Judy is working for John all along She's a traitor I think she turned that's the turn yeah, it could have been the turn right

Starting point is 02:30:01 Hey Carl for the current serve the week I mean that was really cringy, but is there any allowance for the fact that the girl who did it's kind of hot? I feel like the amount that I want to fuck her takes away from how bad it really was. I don't know. Have Chris call me back. So that was the 95.5 girl from Chicago who was doing right right children's parody signs or never and I that guy who voicemailed Probably the same guy who emailed me 12 times about it sending me a bunch of additional clips. It's like I'm pretty sure she's a lesbian She gives off that vibe. I don't I think she plays the other team. I could be wrong

Starting point is 02:30:39 But alright teach their own Alright teach their own All right, just calling to tell you clear water chat is a fucking wet blanket with a turd inside like So fucking awful very awful, please don't have money, okay You might remember I introduced him as his first and last appearance on WATP That was Incredible to see this man who has been trying to get into the dabble verse He hosts his own show for the first time in his life He got some attention. Yep, and he was the belle of the ball and the first thing he did when he showed up to WATP

Starting point is 02:31:22 He said Carl I'm just exhausted. I've done tuky soup this morning and I just, I don't have a lot left. I'm sorry. But he was done. That was it. That was the extent. Eight hot dogs.

Starting point is 02:31:36 Yeah, without missing a beat of the entire show, he sat there eating eight hot dogs. It was, it was something to watch. And then he gave the greatest reveal you could ever imagine which was oh I've never seen stand-up comedy before carl Nuts that was so funny And you said never said well on TV Vinnie goes so you know compared to other shows you've been to That's amazing. I've only seen him on TV, but

Starting point is 02:32:01 Yeah, I've heard about snow, but I've never actually felt it. Maybe he said he's seen some on tape. Oh my god, he's seen some comedy on tape. Anyway, that was a great voicemail. Thank you very much for that. Carl, I definitely think you could have gone to the Niles Ohio show. Just do a little disguise, man. Maybe put on like a Seahawks hat or something nondescript. Put on a mask, shave your face.

Starting point is 02:32:28 You're not walking around framed by wood paneling. True. No one's gonna see your fucked up teeth if you put the mask on. Just don't smile talk and be like, hey guys, it's Carl from Macamania. What's like W-A-T-T? Go to use promo code W-A-T-T.

Starting point is 02:32:41 Just know, be a normal guy. No one's gonna know it's you and just go and watch the show. All right, love you guys. Have a good one. Why didn't I think of that? I could have just been a normal guy and got into the show. It's never too late to start.

Starting point is 02:32:53 Never even thought of that. Well, you got Long Island at me. That's right. Are you gonna go to that? Me? No, cause you're going to Hackemedia in Las Vegas. Carl, what is this business Tukey was saying on his dumb show that the Adrenaline Mountain event might not go down? He was saying that instead we might just hang out in the hotel room

Starting point is 02:33:15 with Michael Ali. Not going to say his middle name because I got three words for people with three names. Fuck right off. He can't be changing events like that last minute. Oh no, sorry guys. Hey, we're not going to do what was advertised. Instead, you're going to send them a commode in your bathroom while Ray DeVito comes in and takes a shower. Fuck that.

Starting point is 02:33:37 I don't care if attendance is right. I don't care if it's just you and me up there on Adrenaline Mountain docking. So please set the record straight and alleviate my concern. Thank you, Carl. Dockamania. Dockamania. Yeah, adrenaline mountain people gotta sign up for it or else we're gonna do something different

Starting point is 02:33:56 on that Sunday in Vegas. And I heard Patrick talking about this the other day. He goes, people are in Vegas, maybe they just wanna gamble or drink or hang out by the the pool there's a lot of things to do go to shows I actually want to see love again Cirque du Soleil but it also is what you call me a homo but I've seen love it's fantastic it's amazing a promo code come but I've I think the other issue was it's not cheap adrenaline mountain It's gonna go like blowing up a car like 2,500 bucks and sure we all want to blow up a car

Starting point is 02:34:29 But I don't know if it's worth 2,500 bucks to blow up a car But if you want to do it get out it will make it happen I'll go to adrenaline mountain if that's what we're doing. I'm all for it. I'll drive around in a ATV shooting off a machine gun you could do that right? Yeah, come I'm inviting everyone in my room to watch me play cards or we could do that or yeah We could just do a stream from our hotel room with a single laptop and everyone can crowd around the bed Amazing so is that room service beers? No

Starting point is 02:35:00 We can't put the beers on the bed. That's where the coats will be so you can't sit on right? We can't put the beers on the bed. That's where the coats will be so you can't sit right That sounds like a little bit too much fun alright guys. This has been a fantastic episode. Thank you Adam. Thank you Carter Thank you, Chris. Yeah, I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go

Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep609 - Emergency Intercom

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