Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep610 - Financial Audit

Episode Date: April 6, 2025

Caleb Hammer has built a very impressive show by interviewing guests who are in financial hardship and helping them find a way out of their debt. That is until he came across Rex. Rex owes hundreds of thousands of dollars to the IRS and is afraid of Covid like a nursing home patient in 2020. Also, he doesn’t think he ever has to pay back his debt to the government.  Patrick Melton and Lucy Tightbox both join the show to discuss Rex’s attempt to be a cam model. Chad Zumock thought a guy on a Zoom call was going to arrest him and Chad panicked, closed the Zoom call, and then lied about it. DarkSydePhil aka DSP got played by Kino Casino and now he’s battling the chat as he tries to hit the goal (sound familiar?). Opie has completely lost control as a single chat set him off and he goes nuclear on Anthony Cumia for perceived slights from 15 and 20 years ago. We’re joined by a brand new review girl, Christine Nguyen, for another edition of 2 Minutes With Tom and some reviews. And finally we finish things off with the internet news and your voicemails.  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Season 2 of the Tapes! Watch Dabble House April 11-12 – https://dabblecon.live/ Christine is pretty hot: https://www.instagram.com/imeanitschristine/  Christine’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imeanitschristine  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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called Financial Audit. This was a suggestion from Mr. 138 and Ivana C. De Boat movie. We've all listened separately, not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show, hosted by Caleb Hammer. We've talked about it on the show many times because people in our discord love it. It's very popular. It has almost 2 million subscribers on YouTube and I like the show. I think Caleb hammer does a good job with it. It's getting a little cartoonish, but it's fun. And I like the way he verbally smacks people around who make really bad decisions. You know what I don't like about it? What's that thumbnails? Every thumbnail he puts up. It's like the most insane.

His face was like, the stupidest person I've ever. It's like it can't they can't all be superlative episodes. Right. It does start to feel like as I was like watching the show and pulling clips like a Jerry Springer thing We're like, how do you find guest after guest? Who's this adapt? Yeah coaching them And is willing to talk about it I know and they this guy flew in from Michigan to be on the show course. I'm talking about Rex and Rex is 34 years old from Lansing, Michigan. He's a door dasher and a cannabis farmer. He's divorced. And we're gonna

find out no kidding. We're gonna find out that he has a kid I want to start right there. If you're not familiar with the show, I should break it down. People come in to get advice on how to budget their lives because they're in debt and they're not doing well. And so Caleb hammer will go through your credit card receipts and your bills and your debt and everything else. And it'll break down what you need to cut out, what you need to reduce, how you need to balance your budget and get that figured out. They know what they're signing on for. Yes. And yeah, they want help. They mostly seem surprised by his approach. Right. Do they want help? To me, it feels like a more business oriented version of the whatever podcast where these, these people come in because they're

like semi like they're trying to be influencers and they want to get a little boost. Yeah. They probably get paid to come on the show. There's definitely that thing where they, this show is watched by a lot of people and they want them right this this episode has 531,000 views it just came out two days ago. Yeah, his door dash tips are gonna soar after this Actually like I know you So I know what you're saying Patrick because I see a lot of these ones where they argue with Caleb About like ordering door dash for example or eating fast food twice a day.

Yeah. It's like, Chris, Chris ain't going out there. I was watching Be Dablin live this morning, and he brought this up. He was promoting the show. Thank you very much, El Harible for promoting us. But Rocco was saying, and I totally agree with this, we've always talked about how we're fascinated how people make a living in the devil verse, the rate of vetoes, the Chad zoom mocks, the Joey sees, wouldn't it be amazing to have

Caleb hammer get to sit down with them or one of us, I'd be fun to sit down with them and go through all of their finances and figure out what is going on. You just losing money every month. And what are you doing? Chad zoom mock on there would be amazing because he always tells everybody his taxes and how much he earned last year and stuff. It'd be great to just see a man rip through those statements and be like, no, you don't. That's amazing. All right. Well, yeah, it would be a short episode. You're calling me a liar. God. This is our buddy Rex talking about his kid. We're off to a good start here. Okay. My child is- Is there only one?

Only one. They are 12 years old and they prefer non-binary terms. Oh, okay. 12 year old, a 12 year old. Yes. Yeah. Okay, cool. They're amazing. They are everything I care about and I've been taking care of them since they were a baby their mom was working full-time and It gave me the freedoms to take care of them. So he has a confused daughter That he was the stay-at-home dad to raise this seems like

The first red flag for me, you know 12 years old. It's a they them already. What a chore. What a chore this is. Like talking about your kid this way. Like, they are since there, I remember them being just like, ah. He will slip and say daughter multiple times on this too. I actually, I listened to this episode as well. And I got to say there, he also refers to his ex-wife as they, them. His ex is a they, them also. And she's a cam girl. Yes.

And he tried to be, I'm sure we're probably going to get into that a little bit, but this is just crazy to me. This is like the household dynamic that we're living in. If your kid was demand was, uh, insisting that ice cream was protein and fine for dinner, right? Like every other like thing like this, you would be like, you're a child. You don't know what you're talking about. Shut up. That's my truth, dad. God, I just want to eat ice cream for dinner. Do you understand me? I do like how Caleb shut it down and said, oh, a 12 year old. Yeah. Doesn't matter about all this other stuff. Correct.

Yep. So this guy makes, he estimates $350 a week working about 25 hours for DoorDash and he spends $60 on gas. So already down to 290 a week. But then we go through the other things that he does to make a living. Really a farm. Yeah. Yeah.

I have a 72 plant farm. Yeah, yeah. This is weird. For some reason, they censor the word COVID, the word weed, the word cannabis gets censored. And what I pet peeves about this show is that Caleb swears all the time. He's dropping F-bombs everywhere.

And they always have to censor it with that stupid cashier ding. Ding. Ding. And it's like, okay, stop swearing. And they always have to censor it with that stupid cashier ding. And it's like, okay, stop swearing. If you have to censor it out, then just don't do it. Cause it gets really obnoxious. Really? Really a whiff farm. Yeah.

Yeah. I have a 72 plant farm. Yeah. Yeah, it's legal. Yeah. We're allowed to receive donations. 72 plant farm. What is that?

Remuneration. 0.01 acre. Like what? It's an indoor farm. So yeah, okay It's a nine light facility right now for this so right now. We are just getting it started where we're having Kind of like your door just getting started. Yeah, well is there anything that's not just getting started no Well you're already for right. Yeah. Now we find out later this is a you know, an indoor farm. And of course you that takes a lot of lighting, takes a lot of

utilities. And so he's not making money on these marijuana plants that he's growing. And he owes the energy company $8,000. So I would say that's upside down. And you might have noticed that he just said they're using, they're getting donations. Yes. He keeps referring to it and apparently that's whatever the Michigan law is. Right. But it just makes it sound even less like it's a business. Right. He says he has patients, it's medical marijuana, and they donate To it you know it's interesting. He never messes up and accidentally calls them customers He always calls them patients, but he does refer to his child as daughter. He does fuck that one up come on, dude

Growing and selling marijuana should be profitable. Yeah, I'm sorry. They call it donations in California at the dispensaries too. I, yeah. Maybe that is some stupid to work around. It's kind of like when you go into a head shop and like they get, they kick you out. If you say bong water pipes, it's like, what are we doing? They decriminalized marijuana. They screwed it up so badly in New York state because they decriminalize it but then had no way of actually buying it legally. And no one could sell it legally. No one could buy it legally, but it wasn't illegal to have. So then these stores started selling like t-shirts for 30 bucks. And he'd get an eighth with the t-shirt, like free, you know, just like nonsense shit. And he's like, you get the weed with it.

Like, well, he didn't pay for it. It's all this shit. People work around it immediately. But it's like prostitutes like you're paying for my time. Right. It's not you're not better because your pussy is rank. So but he's optimistic that this is going to turn to profits in.

So the the farm has been my way forward. I've put all of my learning, all of my efforts, all of my relationship building, all of it into providing the best medicine I can for my patients. Okay. And we are almost there and I am so excited. What's different this time? He's had this. He's been growing plants for years.

He explains that and he's not making any money on it. But now come April when the harvest time, oh, it's going to be great. And he's going to make tons of money and everything's going to change. So you can see the Caleb's a little apprehensive about whether or not things are actually going to change. But don't worry, he's got Forms of income. I am current. I make about 500 a month currently from net profits or profits profit Yeah, okay from aquarium plants and fish sales

Which is like Facebook marketplace. Yes, exactly facial and you didn't grow. Yes. Yep guppies sore tails You didn't grow yes. Yep guppies sore tails placos. You've been doing this I started last year when my roommate moved in they brought one tank over and We now have over 17 With the amount of hours that you put into this a thousand dollars a month that you get on average after batches are cool Well, that's after paying like all of the bills employees after Expenses just like how I get my money at this business and upgrades You know like yes, then welcome to business. Yes. Yeah

What's whose house smells worse guy with too many cats or guy with too many aquariums? Oh? The craziest thing to about this aquarium thing he talks about it for a while And I got confused about this Carl while you're troubleshooting, maybe you can help clarify. He says, he's like, okay, so yeah, me and my roommate started this aquarium business. He says, I am making $500 a month. But there are times where he also makes it seem like both him and his roommate are making the $500, which would be he's getting the $250. That would make more sense. sense which makes like and and it's just completely crazy Like I he's he's so proud of all of his little business ventures that are trash. Well. This is the worst one Yeah, what he explains this I started trying to be a webcam model myself, and it did not work out

Yeah, you're like hole out Double-hole no, I was just trying to sling my meat a little bit and it did not go well for me It was less than 15 an hour Cato's questions are you showing your asshole? What are you doing? He has to sit in the most polite way. Oh, yeah for sure So this guy's interesting that we're learning so far about him. Yes He asks it in the most polite way ever. Oh yeah, for sure. So this guy's interesting that we're learning so far about him. Yes.

But this is where things go sideways. Oh, this is coming up. Coming up. This is where things go a little sideways on this guy. Listen, listen. Well, also from work from home, COVID has been a huge issue for us. So like I couldn't, we've been... 2025, what are you talking about?

What do you mean? It's still here, bud. It's still here right now. Yeah, but it's not like impacting the rest of us. Have you heard of long COVID? Oh, you mean that, but not in terms of... That's from a single infection. But not in terms of like the economical impact, like people are going out and working, people are... Well, right, but the economic impact is also... In offices, people are in restaurants, people are going out and working people are well right but the In restaurants people are traveling a long term look at your life if you are

Unable to live past the age of 35 because are you afraid of getting long covered? I'm not my ex-partner and daughter and child both have long covered already. I'm not afraid of You like long covered also You like the head long COVID also. I didn't know. No one told me at long COVID. I would have been much more upset about it. You know, we talk about like donkey lips, like not wanting solutions. He likes having the excuses to do like to not do things like I need a computer. Then he literally got like five computers gifted to him and he's like, well, I'm disabled. You know, all right. I got a lot of problems.

I can't really talk about this is insane. This is the most like outrageous example of that I've ever seen. Like to bring up COVID and using long COVID as an excuse, which long COVID it's like, what this general malaise, this depression slash, I guess, lethargy that you have. It's like, could this just be, and hear me out, you being lazy. Yes. I think he's breeding guppies and he's concerned about COVID. There's more than 1% of people with long COVID that are just depressed and lazy. Yes. Right. All right. So this is him talking about how he has to try to avoid getting COVID.

He's very scared about this. He uses this fancy nasal spray that he learned about from the internet. Before Covixel, we were masking every day and fully isolated from March 2024 until separation. This sounds like you're very scared. July 2023. We've been avoiding infection because each one takes significant time off of your life. So he's got this covixel nasal spray that he claims keeps him safe from viruses. But he's still very afraid of COVID. He was wearing an N95 mask on the airplane because we all know that everyone gets COVID on airplanes. Those work. That's what makes his appearance on the show even crazier. He's this terrified of COVID. He knows he's going to get trounced. He has no interest in actually getting any help because

he has an excuse for everything and he's terrified of COVID. Like why is he on the show? Well also just making the statement that each COVID infection takes years off your life. It's been four years. of those studies in yeah How would you possibly know that at a certain point Caleb presses about it? He's like, so what you lose 20 years How much how much is it? What's the scientific study? He's like, I don't know man couldn't might not be a lot of time But there is time at one point Rex's exact words are well the studies aren't in my favor and I was like The statistics aren't in my favor. And I was like, what? The statistics aren't in my favor. I was like, you're insane. We've learned anything about COVID. It's that all the studies and statistics

were 100% valid and genuine. Correct. Yes. What we learned at the beginning is all we ever needed to know. Moving on. All right. So this gets even crazier. I haven't heard anyone say they were going to do this in four years Like even after this show I'm quarantining for a week before I pick my kid up again. Are you? And I'm on COVID so I'm asking on the airplane and using CPC mouthwash CPC I don't even that's these are tools people should you even worth living if you live it like You think that's extreme You're gonna go back home. We're not you don't have COVID but you're gonna quarantine for a week just in case before you see this precious 12 year old you've devoted your life to no kid is worth it so then he talks about how we got a job at a strip club and this was weird because he wanted to be the manager but apparently you don't just walk in and become the manager the strip club you gotta be a bartender and a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner and you gotta be a bar owner wanted to be the manager, but apparently you don't just walk in and become the manager of the strip club. You gotta be a bartender and a bouncer and stuff first.

So he was there for four months was how long that lasted. And I just, I pulled this clip and I just thought it was ridiculous. But they did have this one contest there called the Prettiest Butthole in Michigan. It's a pretty good contest. Yeah, if you want to compete. Participate or judge? I was just witnessing. I wasn't judging or participating.

The guy that won though definitely deserved the trophy. That was... I saw it. I'm sure. Okay. He did fantastic. Judging or participating the guy that won though definitely deserved the trophy that was He did fantastic Did you understand that Lucy like he was this trip cup? There's a pretty special cut I said a guy one Can you imagine going into your accountant and your account is like all right tell me all of your financial information So you're going through your job history you're explaining everything you're handing over paperwork And then you're like also this one time I saw this guy's butthole, and it was fucking great like that's literally what just happened here very handsome bottles so

To Lucy's previous point. What is this guy doing on here if he has a reason or excuse for everything? I think he's on there to challenge Kail and be like prove that I'm doing anything wrong with my life Yeah, yeah, I don doing anything wrong with my life. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, sorry. Go ahead. I was going to say maybe he is, maybe his prerogative is to push his COVID message. Oh, that could actually be it. Sorry, Patrick. Go ahead. It seems to me like he has too many jobs. Like he's so he's door dashing, he's growing weed, he's got the aquarium farm and now he's decided to branch out into trying to strip

at a strip club. It's like, I can't imagine a more annoying stripper. You're covered in barbecue sauce and resin and you show up smelling like fish. No one wants you at the strip club. Well, I didn't pull everything, but he also worked at Applebee's for a time until he got into an argument with a guy. He was mean to him and he laughed and then he worked at McDonald's, but that was too slow on the register. and the tree he worked for like a lumber company But I hit in the head with a piece of lumber That's a lot accidentally, I'm sure but the The registers like pictures of the food isn't that the like anyone can work that

It was replaced by an iPad So it's not a difficult job But yeah, he worked in the lumber place. They had to be across the street from the strip club Which is why he worked the strip club, even though it was a 45 minute commute None of this made sense. You gotta have goals. None of it made any sense and you're sitting wood Now that we found out what the background is here. We got to figure out, okay, so what's the debt? What kind of debt are we talking about? I'm sorry. Can we go back to his little only fans that he had for just a moment?

I just want to point out that the number one thing that he was selling on his only fans Was pictures of his belly button to a single client. Yeah. Yeah, there's one person He was really interested in his belly button He described that as slinging my meat. He was trying to get people to watch him jerk off But no, it was interesting that I don't think I think I know what his penis looks like already You could kick a guess at it's not present All right. Well, let's find out the real reason why he needs help. This is debt. I Actually don't even know it but my producers have been telling me for

about a week now that they've never seen anything like it. So I know for a fact, you are failing. So the producer have never seen anything like it and then people come on here with some serious debt. So that's one of the reasons why this is a very interesting character. And Caleb explains, he really lays it down here and explains that Rex is a child the way he's living his life. You couldn't successfully complete holding a job for more than six months.

You couldn't work in a kitchen. You can't go and sit across a desk from someone without having to sit in a house for a week. You're a child. You're incapable of existing in this world and doing all this stuff that you want to do. And just like, by the way, your kid, you want to homeschool your kid. All this stuff that you are choosing is going to put you in a position where they're going to have to put their life on hold to take care of their joke of a dad. Yeah. I forgot to mention he's homeschooling this uh, this 12 year old day bad news

It's can't be good for her. I want to cut these scenes with erin him home That's a great idea actually So, uh Rex though is doing this for a very good reason you've met someone else that's taken this many covid precautions a very good reason. You've met someone else that's taken this many COVID precautions? Matt? No, but we've all seen them. Buddy, we all know people like you in society and you never go anywhere. The survivors? You never go anywhere. I'll be here long after the rest of you are gone. I highly doubt that. I will be. He's going to outlive us all, this guy. I was really hoping, so as I was watching this, I was like, all I want right now is there to be a

title card. And he was hit by a bus on his way out like that's all I wanted I was just really craving that it didn't happen to my knowledge We don't know what's happened in the not a fan of minutes not a fan of risk when it comes to getting sick, but financially No problem risk egg When he's when it's all about spending money This is kind of just a fun back and forth how senses is your friend group I? Have a pretty pretty remarkable friend group. I have someone I have some fantastic friends. What's your water, okay? Anyone specifically I could start with my room describe your friend group

This robust friend group this robust friend group it's like four four people in my mom it's really all I need there we go four people and my mom oh no that's like stuttering job when he starts talking about all the friends he has his brother-in-law comes up second. It's not good. Not a good sign. Alright, so let's get into the debt because we find out why he lives the life that he lives. Your little threats online.

We just like to be safe and protect our kids. That's really it. That's a nice way to say it and present it, but look how you've talked so far You're literally in destroying your life for the sake of that That's I'd rather be broke than dead for sure a million percent. I'd rather be penniless and Good news you've pulled it off Pennyless would assume that you don't owe money. Pennyless would be a step up for this guy. Yeah. Right.

So. That's scary. Yeah, his mindset might be a little bit off. And so, Caleb explains that. Okay, I just want to point out, he's got that weird smile like his lord will protect him. Yeah, he's got a nervous laugh. I don't think he's a religious guy based on the professions. Okay. But you don't think everybody in the Catholic Church is just showing off their buttholes?

I don't think so. Just the ones that work here. All right. But you said, I would rather be financially f***ed than dead. You made it either or. and it's not that simple and your extreme brain has gotten you there and it's preventing you from actually living a decent life and that is scary. Repeat infections would kill me and dramatically shorten my child's life. You're saying that as a fact. It is a fact. So I cut most of this out, but Caleb's forced to like do research on the flies.

This guy's telling him about how it's going to kill everyone. Everyone who gets COVID like, I think he said 40% of people get COVID get long COVID. And Caleb's like, that's not what he's talking about. He's like trying to fact check up and stuff. And long COVID is not like a specifically diagnosable thing. This isn't, this is just a thing that we think exists and describes a variance of symptoms and like it's not. My theory is that there are people who loved that there was this disease out there that could kill you because it gave them an excuse to be antisocial and stay in the house and

do nothing and be lazy. And then that went away and they went, can there be soap super COVID or something? I really want that COVID thing back. Like, how about log COVID? Like, yeah, we'll take it. I'm in, let's go. I need to be afraid of something. So also like worrying it, like the data on children and COVID is really in. So like, yes, these P they scared a bunch of moms into thinking like they're, they're four year old needs vaccines for COVID. Like that data is definitive. Like children are fine. As a young age too, was what Fauci recommended. It's crazy. So as he's going on and going like, look, and I'm just afraid about COVID and

I don't want to be out in public and with people So it's like all these excuses for not making money and Caleb gets to the same conclusion that you already did 20 minutes ago like then why are you here? Cool so essentially you're not willing to change anything in all this finances that you would rather have Stuff than certain death. So why the fuck are we having this conversation then? Because there's other ways forward That don't require me to be around people yeah, I have them Then why aren't you successful?

But because it takes time and I'm getting there and yeah, but even in adulthood 16 years I had a pretty successful career before I had a pretty successful career before as a stay at home dad. Because, oh, footage not found. That's my longest career. All right. So stay at home dad was his longest career. I don't think that pays the bills. Very successful though. And his kid's 12. So they were seven when COVID happened.

Right. And he was a stay at home dad that was his longest successful career. That's still only seven years out of the 16. So think about this. So he explains that the daughter is homeschooled. They do go to gymnastics once a week, but other than that, they really don't have interaction with other kids. So the fact that they're they them at age 12 means he can't even regulate their TikTok usage. He's done this isn't like a peer pressure. Oh, well, that's right. Mom's a they them. Okay. All right, that that might be it. Alright, so let's find out

what the the actual debt is. We've been beating around the bush long enough here, okay IRS For 2014 yes What Yeah, 11 years ago, that's comedic what What they even collect on that. It's 11 years old It's the IRF No, there's a statute of limitations on that I'm sure so that's interesting he owes almost $25,000

From 2014 they didn't pay the IRS and taxes and his thought is Yep, they didn't get me yet. So I don't have to pay it now Yeah, it's the other way around. IRS debt follows you forever. Even if you declare bankruptcy, IRS debt doesn't get erased. Like he's got it wrong. It's not, if I outrun the police three miles, they can't pull me out. If I get home first, I've seen the comment video. I know. It's interesting, because I thought the exact same thing, and I always think, pay the government first. If you owe a bunch of money, like you're not paying your

car payment or your rent, or you're paying the government first, those are the ones who can throw you in jail for not paying them. Nobody knocks down your door harder than the government. Ever. Those debt collectors carry guns. And in addition to that, there are like a thousand ways around statutes of limitations So the fact that that is what he is resting on to be able to get rid of this one year of back

Taxes is completely bonkers because there's still ten years of back taxes that he owes Correct and it was this is in the middle of Obama's second term and there have been I think three federal programs since then to help people Come to compromises, offers and compromise on their back taxes. To not have worked with someone to make this happen at 11 years in. We find out that he went to an attorney

to help him with all of his back taxes, paid the attorneys $10,000. They put him on a payment plan that he couldn't afford. Let's find out more of the debt to the IRS because that's just from 11 years ago. It's another $42,884 in taxes. Oh my f***. And for the next year it's $70,000 in taxes? We had a very successful business. Is this stacking? Are these separate?

Those are stacking. Those are separate years. 18, it went down a little to $42 42,000, then 6,000 in 2020. 2020 was the year we started our corporation and started putting our money through an S-Corp. What was the business? My ex-wife is a cam model, so we were making over 10,000 a month. Yeah, yeah, because if they could do it I could do it I just but I can't I can't do it Nobody wanted the belly button bad enough One one person so they were making

$10,000 a month with this chick diddling herself and touching her boobs. It's amazing Are you getting that some ideas over there constantly? Wouldn't it be nice to pay off that house you got? Wouldn't that be amazing? Yeah I'm just gonna wait for the statute of limitations. That's fine. Oh, yeah, I just don't pay for it And so they were getting you know, you get to pay quarterlies when you're getting income That's not through an employer and taking the taxes out for you and they just never paid any of the quarterlies They said, ah, never mind. Don't need to do that. It actually gets worse.

I.R.S. that cumulative of $334,000. Yes, that's 2014 through 2020. That's insane. I don't even know what to say. I've never heard of such a thing. I don't know how you can get yourself to this place How does the IRS not have you in jail already? That's what I don't understand I don't my follow-up question would be are you sure you'd rather not be dead? This kind of money, that's not a fun life to live, but this guy seems to think like ah they're gonna let it slide They're the US government. They're cool. Yeah, if I don't open their letters and don't see them no one's rooting for doge more than this fucking guy

Come on boss get into that IRS office. I Don't think it's gonna save him though no So Caleb's looking at all this he's like I don't even know what to do with this guy I don't know how you possibly pay this money back as a door-dash Sure, his cannabis business is really gonna take off Yeah, he's like what the fuck and you claim to care about your child like when you die doesn't this debt transfer onto your children Oh, yes, I didn't think about that That's it

That's exactly why Caleb was losing his mind and being like your kid is gonna have to take care of you and every single mistake that you've ever made Yeah It's another vote for suicide right there. Instead of changing your gender, you might want to change your last name. Get the fuck out of there. There you go. So here's the question. Because at first he's like, okay, you're divorced, you partner, used to make all the money, and now you don't have a way to make money. So after he's hearing all this stuff, he's like wait a second

Why did you guys get a divorce and I couldn't think of a better answer to this? There was a multitude of reasons Ultimately, yeah, why'd you guys get divorced? My ex-partner got into astrology Well, you both are insane really into astrology and you both can't delicately get into things you both have to go down the craziest Exactly, okay. We are your signs didn't match so you got divorce The wife went cuckoo with astrology and then he tells a story about how because you know, she's a cam model She's gonna have fans out there some homeless guy in San Diego reached out to her and she's like left him for that dude. I

Think that's the real reason for divorce astrology and that homeless guy was me This guy has left debt right right? Yeah, homeless guys better financial. He's more financially stable. I should say this asshole But this is an interesting thing this guy seems to have it all figured out So as long as I don't make more than ten thousand or all of it is non collectible all of it Okay, is non collectible they can't come they can't the only thing they have is a lien on the house. That's the Otherwise, they're not Here that's well. Yeah, that's why I couldn't sell that because of the federal tax lien

Oh, well, that's pretty substantial Good collectible To lean on the house kind of a problem right there So he really doesn't have anything going on and this is what he's explaining how we got to this place so Yeah, I had my oh six Mitsubishi Lancer. We were living in a 3,000 square foot brick mini mansion in Knoxville We were well outside of our means and I did not have the money to when I saw like oh I should be paying like nine thousand on this quarterly payment. I was like I

Don't have nine thousand so then I just wouldn't do it payment I was like I don't have 9,000 so then I just wouldn't do it because I thought ultimately it was just like I'll get a payment for it and take care of it eventually and that that never happened interesting way to live his life he mentioned before that he had a nice truck he bought a really nice truck he bought a car he bought a big house buying all this cool shit and also some not cool shit because he was really into a magic the gathering This other thing I got a little into when we were having a good bit of money coming in starting in 2014 This little game called magic the gathering

Have you heard it'll ruin your life I played competitively for the better part of the last 12 years Not really to the point where I ever made any money by the way I said 1% earlier, and I just wanted to do more work. It's point 5% is the death rate globally Continue okay, so he's still doing research about the Earlier But yeah, so apparently he was really into Magic the Gathering. So that was his big hobby. I have to hear one more adult. Tell me about the value of their

toy collection. I'm going to scream. They're broke. And they're like, some of these funcos are pulling down 40 bucks on eBay They're broke and they're looking through eBay to see like the most expensive one that by the way will never sell It's not selling on eBay, but it's up there for that about my heart never accomplished anything on your own You can I would like to say my kid is my best accomplishment King Oh financial yeah, oh, you know the show Yeah, that's yeah My kid is my best accomplishment. Oh Yeah, you've never done anything you've never been successful I Feel like I've had glimpses of success six months max. Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh

You mean from work? Yeah magic. It was a little over a hundred thousand dollars the store owner at one point showed me how much I had spent and Personally thanked me for keeping the lights on You know that's saying like you put my kids through college I can literally put the store owners kids to college with magic cards if your drug dealer comes to you Like do you know how much you're spending on cocaine every month? Hey, let me show you some statements. Why would you do that?

Hey Carl, I just got a new house and since you paid for it, if you want to crash here sometime, that's fine. Wow. It's not a good sign that he spent that much money on it. He's like Caleb said from the very beginning. He's a child. Yeah And no responsibility at all and they always bring up their kids. Yeah, but he spent all this time playing fucking magic. Yep Mm-hmm, and and the kids of they and well, but also he keeps saying things like well I can't go to work for eight hours because it inter I get interrupted by my child's schedule my child's schedule this

Again, if you have time to play magic Then you could probably find an eight-hour block to go to work for a day Yeah, but that's not fun Listen work isn't as fun as playing magic the gathering He played competitively right and make any money, but he was up there with the great I don't know anything about magic the gathering separate what I hear from the dick show and the biggest problem from time to time But apparently if you have certain cards in your deck you have a better chance of winning Yes, so wouldn't a hundred thousand dollar investment into magic cards make you pretty competitive. Yeah, don't you have them all?

What did you build a weird some rounds? Any of this works? I wanted to chat. Let me know about crazy. You can't go to Vegas with your own deck. I'm afraid. It doesn't work that way. All right, so now Caleb's doing some long COVID research as this guy's rambling about nonsense. with long COVID. The vast majority then that long COVID only exists for max to max of a few months post infection. The small minority of the small minority of the small minority have it for a year. There's people that have been constantly hospitalized with it. People there's people who've experienced everything there are people that will walk outside right now and get hit by a car Do I destroy my entire life for it? No, I don't plan traffic either

Got you there There are people who get on a plane and it crashes doesn't mean you didn't get on a plane to come here Yeah, true Yeah, true Dollars and two cents He goes through the the credit cards and the credit cards all have five hundred dollars spending limits on them But they're all maxed out over 500 because he doesn't make payments So he just keeps getting hit with late fees and interest every month

Yeah, so he's smart. They're giving him money. It's a negative balance this work. But yeah, so he's explaining that like, okay, so people get COVID, a small percentage get long COVID and a small percentage of that it's actually serious and it lasts a long time. It's like, what are we talking about? Why are you letting this dictate your life? And I think it comes down to that. It's convenient to

have an excuse. It sounds like depression. It sounds, it literally sounds like a guy who stayed inside. He's not gotten any sunlight. He's in a funk and then like your favorite bands coming to town on tour and you're like, Ooh, Aerosmith. And then you just, now you're out of it. Now you're out of the funk and you invite your friends to go out and have fun. It's like this this is like again It's just this ethereal condition. It's fucking grandpa joe It's the grandpa joe syndrome. Listen, uh, willy wanka all of a sudden. There's a golden ticket. This guy's up dancing around According to rex depression is the symptom of long covid. So this is just more proof that he has it. There you go

Now this is really funny. This was a fun thing that we learned at the very end of the episode. Like you have nothing going for you. It's not even my house technically. You're not on the title. No. Oh, no, I'm not. I'm not. Well then the government can't take it. Yeah. So selling the house, about your iron selling your house

No, no, I'm selling the marital home. I mean like well There is no marriage That I'm currently three months behind on rent. Rent? I'm behind on marriage. Hold on i'm i'm lost. What's happening? Okay so they had a house together him and his wife. The wife left him. Yeah well they were they owe 125 000 on it and the market value is like 300 000 something like that. So if they sold it they would have some amount of profit except for all of that to the IRS. But she owns the house, he rents it, he pays her 1,300 bucks a month for rent, but he hasn't paid her over the last three months and she wants to a victim.

This is his wife. His ex-wife. The diddler. Right. The successful diddler right? Yeah This the success is diddler. Yeah, he couldn't be in a worse position right here. He's got nothing to be optimistic about He has his child the marijuana plants out of course. Oh, I forgot about this Yeah, so one of the most fun parts of any financial audit episode Usually is when you go through and see what they're spending their money on He did a little bit of that everything else was so fascinating They're just like I don't even know what to do like should we even look at this I mean I can't help you So what's the point? But this was interesting Lucy I'm sure you were excited a lot of Taco Bell. I didn't watch the end of the episode a lot a lot of Taco Bell

Receipts cash app Taco Bell Taco Bell what the fizzier obsession with Taco Bell my kid loves the three cheats chicken flatbread They're 249 okay, and they just love so most of them are just so scared She gets a cold, but it's good to shove fast food down her throat At the end of the world it's good to live a little At the end of the world, it's good to live a little. I know! Even Lucy knows that's bullshit. It's just a cognitive dissonance that he has. It's just like, yeah, I'll feed my kid junk and garbage,

but god forbid you get a cold. These people tell on themselves. If you were genuinely worried about this communicable disease, you wouldn't be eating out so much. You wouldn't be getting into businesses where you have to transfer things to and from customers in a physical, so like you can't sell marijuana any other way, except in person. So like you tell on yourself, all your beliefs kind of collide into this nonsensical lifestyle and nothing you say makes sense.

And then everybody thinks you're a joke. I knew somebody during like the height of COVID who was completely upset. Like the one of these hardcore COVID people similar to Rex, but he also became very depressed because of COVID and he turned to cocaine to solve those problems. And I was like, you're terrified of every single possible thing getting up your nose except for coke. Yeah, right. You're just shoving cocaine There's probably so much cove it in that coke. There is very little coke in that coke. That's your friend's limited to Rochester I tell you that To being killed by fentanyl doing cocaine are much higher than your odds being killed by by Kovac right crazy

Especially how much you could stop time. It's way up to the fucking north Also, I do just want to say the three cheese chicken flatbread is delicious highly recommend. All right. Well there you go But you won't let him go outside or interact with humans They go to gymnastics every week just cool. They get to see people once a week That was the other funny thing when Caleb's talking to him in the beginning trying to figure out what's going on It's like what so you couldn't keep a job at McDonald's or Applebee's, like you don't have any interaction with other people, don't you think that's bad for you?

He's like, oh no, no, no, when I go in and pick up the orders for Door Dash, there's other people there. I don't know, it's not, those aren't your coworkers, that's how that works. I live with about 25 fish right now. Right, yeah, he's got all the fish too, so he's got that going for him.

All right, last clip I have on here, so I think it's time to give up on this one I don't know what That's that. I just don't believe you you don't have I don't know how to make you you can't you can't because you don't I can till I do it. You're not yes, and if you do do it I will give you the biggest high five in the world and I will sell it to that but your track record makes you And this is not a not reliable narrator on anything regarding money You've been working on things forever you made plans for taxes for five years and ever did anything I can't believe you and you have to at least be able to recognize that yeah, I recognize your position. I don't care

And you have to at least be able to recognize that. Yeah, I recognize your position. Okay, then I don't care. So this guy does not get, you know, usually they get the people to budget and helps them figure it out for the future and get on the right path. This one was just like, dude, if I gave you all the advice in the world,

you're not gonna take it. You're scared of life and you refuse to take responsibility. So beat it. Rex broke Caleb. He did. Not since Keanu Thompson has someone made less money on their asshole. What? So that's a fun show.

This is a little different format for us. We're actually watching a show that we enjoy, but the guest was fascinating. Fascinating. On this, and he keeps finding these people, so good for him. The producers of the show are doing a good job. I can't wait to see the documentary come out someday where they're like, Caleb Hammer

worked us so hard. If we didn't have the right guest on there, he'd throw a fit. We'd get fired. Does he ever have anybody on like revisit people to see like how they're doing? Like did they turn it around? I don't know the answer to that. I don't know if they've been doing it long enough maybe. Yeah. a little web redemption. I don't think we're ever gonna see Rex again No, probably not Rex comes in wearing a gold suit

What's the what's the movie they dress up as astronauts to go to their high school reunion Alright Guys, how would you pronounce this name? This guy sent me something I want to show you. It's spelled E-U-A-N. Ewan? Sure. Ewan Burgos sent this into me. This is an old commercial that we've probably all seen before. maybe not Lucy's, but probably a little before her time. But holy shit, you will not believe the resemblance here of someone we all know, love and respect. I can't believe I ate that whole thing.

You ate it, Ralph. I can't believe I ate that whole thing. No, Ralph, I ate it. I can't believe I ate that whole thing. Take two alcohol, sir. Believe I ate that whole thing. No, I ate it. I can't believe I hate that thing to Alka seltzer neutralizes all the acid your stomach has churned out for your upset stomach and headache Take Alka seltzer and feel better fast. Did you drink your Alka seltzer?

Is that credible I mean, it looks like somebody did a deep fake thing with stuttering John You know, they would have made it say I can't believe I drank the whole case Actually, I do believe it They do have Alka Seltzer. I think for hangovers now. I think they do have one of those we can be the spokesperson for that He should call the white claw Alright I want to show you guys something we don't talk about Chad Zumach very often on the show But I saw a video crop up that only has 150 views is from Chad Boosmock and he does a great job

It's time to mock Zoom on So Chad was caught in a lie this past week, I know what How's that possible? And so Chad Boosmock put this video together that I want to show you a couple pieces of. I love the way he starts these videos.

People say I lie. I had one lie and I'm now like deemed the liar because of the Kumis country. So Chad claims there's only one lie that he's ever told. That was the one that, thank you, Patrick Mudd. I think that's when you and I first started talking Was when you really pressed him on that story. He finally confessed like okay fine. I wasn't jumped my guys were Kube fans You got me But let's think about all the lies because I wrote down a few that I remember maybe you can fill in some of the blanks Here. I remember when he said he bought a gun. He posted a photo of a gun store or something on his Twitter. Yeah. He said that recently he said that both me and Patrick

Melton got his live show canceled at, you know, the Superbowl blast they were doing in Atlantic city. He said he, he said he, uh, he made fun of me for having security cameras around my house. And then said he was getting security cameras around his house because he lied about somebody banging on all his windows at all hours of the night. So he made a lie on top of another lie. Someone's banging on my windows all night. No police reports, even though he said there were police reports, police come to his house,. And Chad's the kind of guy, again, I say this because he lies so much that when he is telling the truth, he shows proof. When he has proof, he shows proof. Yeah. He can't wait to show every other time he's lying. It's crazy. He had five police officers show up to his house the other day.

He had to stop his stream. And then he went on and was walking down the street and talking about it and current, if it's public record check to see if there was any police action even on his street and there wasn't. So again, just like lies. I don't even do anything for him. He just lies. And another one that he does, it's a big lie. Like, so the things that the big milestones of criminal activity in his life, him falling asleep behind the wheel of a car and running into a tree, which caused him to lose his job. He had, he had other drunk driving without a license and stuff violations like a year later. And then like the stealing the credit cards thing, he was arrested at Westfield shopping center with the cards on his person.

You can go read that police report, but he pleads all this stuff down. And then he retroactively claims like, Oh, I never got a DUI. I never drunk drove. It's like, you did fall asleep in a car at 3am drunk and hit a tree. He literally said he was just tired. Well, he pled it down to reckless operation. So he, so he's like, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about. And it's like, he's like, I didn't steal any credit card. You can't prove that. Cause it all got pled down to like plea deal stuff. But it's like they arrested you with the cards and IDs on you. Like what are we doing? There's video. They're actually surveillance footage of you stealing liquor

from a liquor store. There's police reports of you stealing sandwiches from whole foods. And when he makes deals on this stuff, he thinks it didn't happen. He gets to go back and tell the story that it didn't happen. I've seen the emails of him telling a woman to off herself. And when you call him on it, he goes, you should have seen what she wrote back to me. Like, I don't care. And she didn't offer herself. And one of his things is for that is that she, nah, she's mentally ill and was going through a lot of stuff. And it's like all the more reason not to make it much worse. Tell her

to do that. Right. He also said he could easily afford a house in my neighborhood if he wanted to buy a house in my neighborhood. He said he could drive to Atlanta anytime you want. I could drive to Atlanta right now if I wanted to. It's like, Whoa, that's probably true. He said he got money back from the IRS on his taxes for some reason. He said he got money back from the IRS on his taxes for some reason. He said he got a credit card with a very low interest rate. I don't think he does have credit cards or he doesn't know how taxes work. And he said he didn't insert himself in the Nikki Glaser show in Rochester that Mark told us all about how he put himself on the bill and then went to promote it on morning radio

without the comedy club's permission. And he never tried. He never called Anthony Cumiley alive on air and tried to go to Chrissy mayors and Anthony Cooley showed a clown on them. Instead. He tells that story. Now he's like, who me on Chrissy mayor got me banned from the Orlando improv. Now you called Anthony Cooley alive on his show and said you were going to go up there to clown on them. He also, cause I was there during the day, he texted Gino and said, watch out, I'm going to be at the show tonight. He emailed me and said, watch out, I'm going to be at the show tonight. And then when he claims that we got his show cancer, the guys, why are you being dicks?

Why don't you just let the show happen? What's your problem? Cry bully. Yeah. He's the biggest cry bully there is. Right. All right. So he's doing his show, Cume cumius cucks and he's trying to snipe kevin brennan's traffic court Because as we know kevin got those four tickets on his way to atlantic city when he was in a hurry And so he's trying to show on his show the zoom meeting and He Listen to what he says happens. Oh, it's right there. He's talking x out of it something happened Listen to what he says happens. Oh,

so it's a song X out of it. Something happened. Something happened. They stopped the recording altogether. Mm hmm. He says they stopped the recording altogether and they must have figured out that he was sniping it and so they shut it down. We also him X out, but he claims, They must have figured out that he was sniping it. And so they shut it down. We also saw him axe out.

But he claims, oh, gosh, what just happened? I just got knocked out of this thing. It's so weird. We're breaking up. Right, yeah, go through a tunnel. But then, he admits when he's on MLC later, that that scary man that we just saw on the screen sitting in his car spooked him. Oh, I wonder if I can get in trouble for that.

No, I'm sorry. Before that, because when by two did it and everybody before that he's talking about how, oh shit, they saw that I was doing that. What if I can get in trouble for sniping zoom because you aren't supposed to rebroadcast court, I guess. I wonder if I can get in trouble for that. No because Winx2 did it and everybody else did it to Nick Riketa and April. They kick you out because they heard recording has stopped. Fuck!

Sorry guys I tried my best to bring content. Did you see that little grin? So he reads a comment that says they kicked you out and he goes, ah, someone's buying it. Now I have collaboration on this. Look at that. That's smirk. It's working. Sorry. He went into that. They're falling for it. So now we get to him on MLC telling the truth.

So I was having a tough time with stream yard and everything cause people couldn't hear what was going on. So I was having a tough time with StreamYard and everything because people couldn't hear what was going on. So I was just kind of playing with everything. And then at one point the judge cuts to that crazy guy and then all of a sudden it said, recording off or recordings off or whatever. And I saw that guy, I was like, it looked like a cop. Because he looked like he was in a cop car.

I thought I was busted. I was like, oh shit. No, he had a cage behind him. was busted. I was like, oh shit H's behind him. Yeah, so I was like I'm fucked. I thought that one guy What was that dude who got the in trouble with Aaron em, Holt? Ethan Ralph, so I immediately logged the fuck off because I thought I was busted. I was scared. He thought The cop who wasn't a cop. This is one of the guys who's in court for traffic violation doing it from his car He thought the cop was staring at him Even though his camera was off his audio is off, but he thought the cops like I see you chat

Yeah, so he got spooked and closed out of it and then lied immediately to act like it just they shut it down like if they know, know you and know who you are and you've already committed the crime, it doesn't matter that you stop doing the crime. Now, if you can't be smoking crack and a cop comes up to you and sees you smoking crack and then just drop the crack pipe and be like, no harm, no foul. We're all good now. But he literally admits that he like got scared and ran away. And they talk about how there was that bench warrant for Ethan Ralph, who was sniping Nick

Raketas or no, maybe it was Aaron Imholz court. Yeah. Cause Aaron told Aaron and his lawyer told on Ethan Ralph. Right. And what's crazy about this is I live in a world where Kevin Brennan not only knows who Ethan Ralph is, but knows more of the details that Chad does. Why Ethan Ralph got in trouble for doing a, he was like fucking with Nick's like court case or something. Yeah. But he was in another country, right? Wasn't he in Mexico? I don't know the details. I really don't know. I don't Mexico when he couldn't get back in. See, I've been a good boy for a long time. I don't want to ruin that streak. So I'm not fucking around. Like you got no

points. I would have, they would have took away my license, my car. I would have went to... They would have taken away your car? Yeah, that's not, court doesn't do that. Yeah. Like this, this is a guy with more experience with criminal court than any of us all of us combined and he thinks that by Streaming the zoom call they take their car to be fair He might be getting confused with the bill collector that was calling him live on his show Repo situation going on and he's confusing That's interesting cuz yeah, why would you think about your car? But yeah, that debt collector call really backfired on him. That's all I got. But listen to him

explain what really happened here. No, he was a suspect. Yeah, well, he looked like he was a cop and I just got busted for sniping your court. So I got scared and ran. Jesus dude. The fuck is the wrong thing he used to do when I used to snipe him. He would like shut it down. He would hide. He wouldn't come on camera and then he would eventually shut his show down. Could it just be like, I didn't want someone watching me who doesn't enjoy it. It's the same reason he hides his show. If I'm, if he catches me live, this happens all the time where we're like watching a clip of his or something.

He pulls it down. Can you imagine being that secure? There's a guy watching my content who doesn't like me. So I'm going to unpublish it. Cause have so few fans in in in a genuine sense. It's not really going to make a difference. My agile. The guys are performing tonight at Skylark and I guarantee you there's going to be somebody in there, maybe multiple people who don't enjoy my band. We're just going to shut it. I don't think the bartenders enjoyed this guy.

Let's stop it right now. We can't do this anymore. You are right. I will be there. Oh, thank you Wait that wasn't a So this is the last clip that I have from here because the next day Chad watches Aaron show the Chad's a liar and so Chad gets mad at Aaron and reacts in only the way the Chad can by being wittier and

Fun and fun. No, I'm kidding, none of those things. He actually just has a meltdown. That's why Aaron, you will always be a loser. You'll always come in last. You'll always make the worst decisions. The reason why you're in this mess right now is because you decided to come after me. You realize, do you understand, Aaron Emholdt,

still tell you dumb fuck, that you would not have Patrick Meld in your life if you decided not to come after me. Do you understand? I didn't talk to Patrick Meld for a year, a legit year, besides a few texts from him. And then all of a sudden he started coming around because he saw you coming after me non-fucking stop.

Every decision you've ever made your entire life has backfired, from your first marriage with Ashley Rue, where you cheated on her when she was fucking pregnant, and then all the way to you dating that crack whore, do you decide to swing and do cocaine with Nick Rekeda, violating restraining orders, it's all on you. You did this, motherfucker, you did this. I'm the reason why your life sucks. If you decided to keep your fucking mouth shut and try to get in with Carl and Cormier,

you wouldn't even know who I was. You did this, bitch. So fuck you and fuck your coverage of this. Nope, didn't confirm it. I thought I got kicked out and then I clicked out. All right, so now he's back. I'll give it on that. What was he saying? The errands, the reason why Aaron's life sucks, but chance taking credit for it. Yeah, that was, I was very confused by that. He, I, I was drawn to the fight between Aaron and Holt and Chad Zumach because of, I was following Chad Zumach when we worked together in 2021 and Chad was acting like an insane bitch. If you go back to when I first started covering steel toe, I was just like, this guy, Aaron is making

Chad act like the biggest scaredy little bitch. I was bitching and moaning. This guy's after me again, cry, bully, you know, he's the mud shark. I'm going to tell everybody how it is. But Chad was the one on Twitter having complete bitch meltdowns. And that's what attracted me to the whole situation. Like, look at this bitch just completely melting down over a guy just talking about him and playing clips of him on the show. We just saw it happen just here. Just happened this week and slowly, you know, I started to realize Aaron Emholt wasn't all that he seemed. Initially I thought Aaron Emholt's just a cornball Midwestern broadcast or local radio guy now on the internet,

whatever him and his wife talk about what's going on at the local mall and the weather and local political stories. Like so be it. But then they got onto this Chad guy and then Chad was like having meltdown. So he's saying like basically Chad's Them making fun of Chad and having that feud with Chad is what attracted me To it and i've destroyed Aaron emholt. So like Chad's taking credit through that. I guess it's a prophecy Is that what he said? I was very confused how we got there. Okay, that makes sense. You did a great job of explaining that but also that is nonsense Well, yes, of course

It's a weird way to take credit for something to be like, yeah, I told the guy who's really successful I told him to do that. I did it. Yeah In pivot from where Chad was like when April got When they when they got divorced and arrested and all that stuff because chad was pounding his chest being like I did this to you Right and now he now he's saying I attracted melton to this world who did this to you. It's like he changed his story or something It's almost like but he still gets to be involved

It's almost like he's lying Also, like I don't know if he watches steeltoe, but like the dude's never been more on top. So I don't know what you're Well padrick i'm really glad you're here with us today because Lucy and I we've been checking in on our old pal Darkside Phil and if you know DSP DSP gaming, you know that this guy Bags for money. He is anything about him. He is an e beggar and what's fascinating about him Is that just a year or two ago? Aaron was playing clips of him begging for money And clowning him for it and erin has turned into dark side phil. I have some examples of that

I have some examples of that coming up, but the reason why I wanted to focus on him is because Darkside Phil got into bed with Kino Casino. And Lucy, if you want to take over at any point, you did more research on this part than I did. But basically, you know, Kino Casino is over on kick. And they were trying to make it seem like they were buds with DSP to build him up, just to knock him down. And so they flood his whole chat on kick with people who are clowning DSP and they're really fucking with him.

The whole back and forth between all of these guys has just been absolutely insane. DSP is basically like, listen, I'm great and I'm doing great content. And all those guys at Kino Casino are just a bunch of drama freaks and Kino Casino is like Well, I guess most specifically I was looking at PPP, but they've been doubling down on the fact that it's like dude DSP sucks and is just a giant e-beggar and that is It's actually almost incredible because for once both of them are right. They both suck horribly. Right.

And it's great. Do you want to start out by talking about DSP? I do. Yeah, wonderful. All right, so he's been floundering right now, just like you were describing. All of his supporters have been leaving him for Keno Casino. So in my clip one, we are going to find out why he needs us to support him now more than ever. Okay, let's get our first super chat of the day.

Let's get our first gifted sub of the day. Let me tell you, on kick support has dwindled massively. Okay? Why is support dwindled? Because all of the casino sims ran back to the casino to suck on their dicks all day instead of actually watching meaningful content. I can't stop that. Okay?

This dumb simp. He really thought he had real fans that were coming over from the Keto Casino. He truly did. Not only that, I think it's important that immediately coming off of that, he's like, listen, they are just over there. They're simping. They don't care about the meaningful content that I do. So in my clip five, let's check out some of his very meaningful content.

He's taking a sip of coffee. It's reading something. Meaningful coffee. Okay. So let's do some shout outs. Then let's look at this Chick-fil-A menu. All right, figure out what we're going to order today. Shout out to Devils. Figure right figure we're gonna order today

Shout out to Devils figure order for food everybody so that is one of his big rewards that he does on his shows He says if we meet our goal, then I will eat this food for you Yes, I will eat specifically this food come on guys. Don't you ever eat that food? I swear to God this is what he says guys. You're not even giving any money. Do I have to eat this food or not? I was going to show you what it looked like. I was going to eat it for you. Yeah, it's, it's completely completely completely insane. So in my clip 12, PPP from Keno Casino goes on Truth Seekers with Steve Cambian, who I'm not super familiar with. Are you so he seems to be like a new guy that Keno casino is Bringing into their kind of mix okay. He just kind of seems like a dick sucker of theirs honesty But I actually would you find PPP's dick. I'm just curious. I mean if I mean I thought I would the whole internet has seen this

But whole right so nobody like onions commcom slash PPP dot PNG. Okay. Well, probably not safe for work. Everyone. So in my clip 12, I actually think that PPP does a really good job of summarizing some of DSP's issues. It's just pathetic because the entire show revolves around the support. There's nothing else going on other than enriching him with money. There is no content.

Right. You're just figuring this out now, PPP? I mean, we know that. He does play video games though. So, DSP is, he thinks completely the opposite. He's like, no, no, no, no. Keno Casino was the ones with the content issues. In my clip six, he basically is just describing that they are super duper repetitive and it's

pretty hilarious how he describes it. It's just the same tired formula. Find someone on the internet that people call a lolcow. Make fun of what they do. Scream at the top of your lungs. Ring a bell. Play a slide flute. Laugh maniacally. Okay, on to the next one. Lungs ring a bell play a slide flute

Okay onto the next one onto the next one One of the characteristics of locales that they can't pronounce low count. Yes. I'm not an LOL cow. I think that this is just completely insane because DSP is one of the earliest content creators for 16 years. He's been doing the same exact content and here he is criticizing Kino Casino for that thing. All that DSP does is play games, he eats food, he cooks food, and then he begs for money. He also jerks off on stream.

I mean, that was an accident obviously. That was an accident. Come on. You didn't know about that, Patrick? I didn't know anything about this guy. Yeah, he one time, he didn't realize his webcam was out and he was beaten off. It's a very embarrassing video for him. It's too bad somebody captured it too, So it's we'll be on the internet forever

darn So not to be outdone by any of this DSP explains how Kino casino runs their channel So DSP is basically like he he says that all that they want to do is they want to make money and they are willing To step on anyone to do it So in clip four he DSP is going to be explaining what Keno casino does and how they do this. You just think that everything's fine. Who cares about the consequences? No morals, no values, get by by any means necessary, grab that bag, no matter who gets hurt, step on

everyone, keep going forward. And as long as you make out and you get a profit, who gives a shit about anything else? That's Kino Casino. Wanna know how I know that? Because that's what PPP said to me, literally word for word. Yeah, because they're not your friend anymore. It was fine when they were his friend. It was fine. Yeah, it was fine. But not only that, he says that PPP from Kino Casino said to him verbatim, who about the consequences no morals no values Get by by any means necessary Grab the bag no matter who gets hurt step on everyone keep going forward as long as you make out

And you get a profit who gives a shit about anyone else he absolutely did not say that to you. Maybe he's paraphrasing Absolutely did not say that to you. Maybe he's paraphrasing. Oh my god He just drives me insane one of the biggest insults from the Keno side has been well DSP Does these boring ass rewards we talked about him a little bit? No, I have clips coming up about these rewards that you got the rules The reason why I was really excited about this segment this week is because of what we covered on this little piggy yesterday and WTP this past episode of Aaron making his crippled friend stand as a stunt in order to make money And that's what all these e-beggars are moving towards are these stunts in order to get people to like hey

Isn't this crazy what we're doing here? I'll eat dog food No, we're talking about stunts you would do. Right, right, right, right, right. Not my normal every day. Would you like to share one of your little... Yeah, why don't we get started with that? And then I'll happily move into mine. Okay, because yeah, this is, um,

he came up with a great idea recently. This is actually on April, Fool's Day, April 1st. He had a great idea for some money. If we hit $900 of support by the end of this stream, that's right, this stream I'm on right now. So if we raise 900 bucks on this stream, all right, I will shave my beard completely and we will have clean-faced Phil with no beard

for the first time since 2010, the first time in 15 years. Pretty good pitch, huh? I've got you topped. 900 bucks to shave his beard. He barely has any facial hair. Any beard? All seven hairs. He probably has court that day is going to shave anyways.

Right. But he wants $900 for that, which seems excessive. That's what I think. Looked up what these toys are worth on eBay? So people start making counter offers and they're not serious but they're like, how about shave your eyebrows too or you know, just like, shit like that. How about I give you a 20 bucks and you pound sand, you know, shit like that.

So he says, Yes, today only this stream only, you'll have clean shaven fill. Now instead of, how about this? Instead of counter proposing other things Only this stream only you'll have clean shaven fill. Now instead of how about this instead of counter proposing other things and asking for more. How about you just accept the deal and you support it and you give the support to get what I offered because you're not getting anything else. Well, can I get this too?

Will you do this too? Will you do this? No, no, because you didn't even support anyway. I'm not giving you anything. I'm going to give you what I said the deal is for 900 bucks of support on this stream by the end of this stream I will shave my beard completely off and I will order both Minecraft meals and we will do the Minecraft TSP tries it right now Unboxing both checking out two different collectibles and all that live on this very stream

I love the I will humiliate myself, but only on my terms. What part of that do you not understand? It's not humiliating at all. Yeah, that's, I mean, you are humiliating yourself by making this offer, but I love the fact that it's just like, guys, what don't you understand about this? Let's keep it dignified.

So how long has Aaron been creating content? How long has Steel Toe been creating content? So 11th year anniversary this year. Okay, so the radio days, right? And remind me some of his recent deals. He was saying he would eat a stick of butter for 50 bucks. Was it originally? And then it moved to a hundred. But, but yeah, but I, I'm aware of what he did. But, but like, what are some of the like agreements that he's tried to get people to come to recently He said for a thousand dollars he'll wear clown makeup and do cuckoo the clowns right That's right. It's pretty similar. Holy shit. It's the same dollar amount almost and almost the same like change my

What I look like my appearance. Yeah Why is this like the thing now? Like. Cuz they're desperate and they don't have good content and they're running out of ideas and people ask Phil. They're like, well, you're gonna shave on the stream, right? No. Well, I'm gonna shave the beard live on stream. How would I do that? Exactly? Do you want that? You want me to? How would I do that? I wouldn't be able to see myself shaving and where's the

hair gonna go? No, I be able to see myself shaving and where's the hair gonna Go no I'm gonna shave in the bathroom and come back like right now if someone did a $900 tip and by the way, it has to be someone I trust because if I get a $900 tip from someone anonymous I don't know they could charge it back I don't believe that shit But if I had you know some contributions came in they had or subs can't be refunded super chats can't be refunded Right. If I got $900 to support

I would literally go leave for five minutes shave my whole beard off and come right back It's I just realizing this now Because someone asked them if he uses a straight razor or not He says no I use an electric razor because my skin is so sensitive So you could definitely do that the hair gets picked up by the razor. I was and you're looking at yourself What do you need to see if you're shaving everything? Like I could understand if you're like making a goatee that you need to see yourself while you stream. Right.

It doesn't even make sense to tie this into a Chad Zumach lie. Chad Zumach went on his show and he's like, Melton would be so embarrassing without that beard. He'd have so many chins and he'd be so ugly. And I'll give him a thousand points sometimes that Chad's, he said, I will pay him out a thousand dollars to shave that beard. And somebody told me in my chat and send me the clip. And I said, done, done. Send me a thousand dollars live on stream. I'll save my beard off. We'll do it. Chad went, uh, what are we doing? Oh, did he really think

you were going to be like, Oh, come on, man. I can't shave my beard. I could grow it back. It's fine. Yeah. It's just a beard. It's facial hair, especially when it's as short as it is on a fill here. I don't think it's worth 900 bucks. It's like when Aaron tries to grow a beard, like he gets really mad because he does this goatee thing. Doesn't connect. And he has these really thin yet connection strips and he gets so mad because he's like, he comes several times and he's gone. I'm so mad. I cut the connector and now it looks all off. That's the problem. He did this. He did this one time when his wife said that she found Mike David's beard attractive. That was in 2023. So he grew a beard like the next week. And then also when they were dating, when they were hooking up with Nick Riketa,

who has a beard, that's when the beginning of 2024, he started growing the beard out again because April coming on air about Nick's beer. 2024 he started growing the beard out again Coming on air about Nick's beer. It's also the flavor saver of Nick's seed though to dual purpose delicious All right, you're gonna love this one Patrick. This is such a Steel toe thing to say so we're currently at 32 bucks of support guys. I'll be honest We're not doing very good pacing here to hit 900 bucks We're not we're not on the right pacing to get this the face shaved and to get the minecraft DSP tries it on this stream one time only offer that we will do it on this stream and I will shave I've never offered to shave before I will never offer to shave again one time only

Offering to shave we get 900 bucks on this stream You got to act now. It sounds like you know 32 bucks. He wants to get to 900 I'm sorry. I hold your thought for just a second Mm-hmm So the pacing thing all these e-baggers are just like looking at the time looking at the money look at the time look at the money He wants 900 bucks. He's at 32. I would just abandon this whole thing I'm like, oh, this isn't working out, but he also said, you can't just give me 900 bucks. I won't trust you. It's got to be in super chats and memberships.

So how the fuck is that going to work? Once you like chat, this is for two McDonald's meals. I imagine that would cost around $30. Right? He's not even breaking. You're not even like, yeah. What do you say, Lucy? That made me remember so much. He's literally being a telemarketer there. One time only this deal is gonna go away at the end of this ad. You're not gonna be able to ever get this ever again. And in my clip 13, PPP actually is talking with Steve Cambrian, whatever, and he does a great job of summarizing the idea of the goal. Every fucking show, every fucking show.

Guys, I didn't get enough support. We got to hit the targets. The guy sounds like a retail middle manager. He sounds like a telemarketer or like a infomercial guy. Yeah. Pick up the phone right now. Operators are standing by. Three more revenue generating units this week so that we can hit the goal towards quarter two. It's like- It's very off-putting. Well, I have another Aaron Imholte parallel here because, you know, Aaron always says, let's start the rally. rally who's gonna be the first one to do it Don't wait for everyone else to put in one of you just go ahead and put in the money

Who's gonna drop a hundo right now hundred dollar super chat right now boom who's gonna do it This is a religious thing, too This is like an online or televangelist preaching move. Like who's going to be the one who wants to see change in their life right now? Who's going to start us off? Who's going to take that first step, that leap of faith to change their own life? Be a leader. Be a leader amongst these men. It's interesting that you've picked up on that. So DSP's wife is not doing well healthwise, which there's been a lot of discussion about. And one of his responses to that, one of her responses to that, I suppose,

more accurately, has been that she's been finding religion. And so he has been doing more religious things as well. So this, I do feel like is a new behavior for him. And that explains it. What's the ailment? What is she suffering from? I believe that the answer to that is broke husband syndrome Suffers from TBA. Yeah, I'm just wondering Related to all the off gassing from all this Chinese garbage in his house More than likely I'm sure the ordering happy meals all day isn't helping with that likely. I'm sure the ordering happy meals all day isn't helping with that. No, I don't know about this guy, but I assume this backdrop, this fake background he's using is his actual

home. Like a photo from his actual, I was wondering the same thing. Like why would you green screen junk? Well, I've seen like these e-girls streamers do this where they like, they had the room clean once and took a screenshot of it. And now their room's a mess. So they like put the fake room, the room and the same camera angle. But, but this is not that. And also like Chad is also one of these guys who has one of these giant all year long calendars on his wall. Right. Appointments. Do you have also, you just made me realize something. So Adam Bush, when he uses green screen and uses to make it look like he's in the studio with us, he had me take a photo of a section of the studio and there was a tiny bit of

a glare in one of the posters that's framed. And he went, ah, you got to get rid of the glare. I'm like, oh yeah, you're right. My bad. I'll send it back to you. The glare on this poster behind him that he's green screening in for some reason. It's distracting. Now you thought $900. Your ring light. Yeah.

You thought $900 was a lot. Maybe he needs to adjust that price in order to hit the goal. So if you get me to $900, actually no, $900 is just for the shade. If you get me to $900. Actually, no $900 is just for the shade. If you get me to $1800, if you double the goal and we get $1800 today, I will take my shirt off live on stream. There you go. For $1800, I will take my shirt off. Well, let's get to tier one. The tier one goal is 900 for me to shade. Let's do that first. Okay. And Patrick, I think I've heard you say this before.

These guys just get off on the fantasy of getting this money. They just saying it out loud makes them happy. Right. Just saying, what if someone gave me $1,800 right now? Holy crap. You know what we could do with that? Just saying the dollar. Yeah. It just makes it happy. He can't do anything with it. He's poor. Every week, Aaron will say something like, if everyone who watched this show gave me $5, it's like, yeah, if wishes and nuts were candies and what is it? That's what it

is. I know Tom Myers is looking to make more money. He could shave his head. So I don't know him, but it's interesting. The more I watch like Marsh and, and this guy to see what Aaron is an amalgamation of all these guys he used to watch and make fun of or watch and admire. Like that is what Aaron does. A lot of Martian type things and a lot of like the goal is this where he got the goal from. But I think Aaron does a lot of sports. It's all sports related. That's why he does countdowns and, and over time and chunk plays. He's athletic. Yes. It's like watching a Vikings game when I'm watching steel. Tell I'm riveted. I'm

calling my wife. You got to see this play. Get in here. You won't believe how this guy's losing. All right. You want to pick back up for us, Lucy? I don't believe how this guy's losing. All right, you want to pick back up for us, Lucy? Well, we thought $900 was crazy. I agree that $1,800 is even more insane. Yeah, but DSP said that he would eat Girl Scout cookies for $1,500. Uh-huh. Please guys. I need mystery money. I have to eat lunch meat sandwiches like a quiet peasant, like a plebeian. I'm eating Girl Scout cookies for free.

It's not a goal. I'm just eating them. $1,500 to eat fucking Girl Scout cookies? I'm eating them for free. Yeah. PPP would own a casino if he could get paid to eat cookies. It for free. Yeah. PPP would own a casino if he get paid. Yeah. Also, we think this is what's going to happen with Aaron. What PPP has got going on here. It's like the headroom is, is more than 50% of the shot. Yeah. Just so you can fit in all

those little trinkets and signage. Aaron's getting this new sign. This is what we were talking about yesterday on this little piggy. We think Aaron is probably going to shrink down to a third of the screen. Cause he's going to be paying for the size. Very proud of it already. Yes. Oh, is it better than scorches? How about do a reward people would be interested in. And this is part of the problem with Phil is he's just a boring fucking bum He does not hold back I'll give him that yeah, you know what he's thinking he tells us it's true all right So let's find out

You know we got to see did DSP make the $1,500 goal in my clip 10 the answer unfortunately is yes So this is the riveting content that we got for $1,500 Okay, let's do it. All right. Let's start With the tag alongs, okay, let's take a look and see what they look like inside I've had one of those and so some of these might open some of them we didn't is this one open. Yes Okay, oh shit, are you kidding a tag along fell out? Yes Okay, oh shit. Are you kidding a tag-along fell out?

It fell on me are you kidding well, there's a tag-along That's what it looks like if you don't know crush it on your chair that content it fell right on me All right now. I know I got to pull out the tray, right? I can't just lift it like that cuz it was sideways and it literally Left out of the box onto my chair there. We were all there for it buddy. You guys wouldn't believe what just happened. I dropped a cookie. Slow mo instant replay. Pretty exciting stuff. I do have one more Girl Scout cookie clip because you know we earned it. Clip 11. Samoa's. Now wait a minute. It was focused. It totally was focused. And there we go. Why is the auto focus unfocusing? It's focused there. Now just stay right there and don't

focus again. Okay, good. There we go. Samoas ridiculous. It's most suck. Amazing content. They could pound sand. You're going to get the girl scout cookie talk right now. Who's right. Who's with interesting fact. There's two factories that make girl scout cookies. And one of them calls them Samoas and the other one calls them. There's a new like politically correct for them. That's called like something delights ticker bells. Samoa is racist. Like the same cookie. Who knew who knew that was offensive hot girls got cookie talk There was a protest going on down the street from us. You guys saw that was it about the Girl Scout?

Okay, it turns out it's a bridge farm remembers All right I think that the last kind of clip that I want to lead into here is all about how DSP's financial situation is. Okay. You know, it's weird because he's making all this money. He's making his goals. Yeah. He's doing great.

So for all of this money, he should be living pretty large. But in my clip eight, we are going to check in on both of his financial and living situations. To be honest, our bathroom, our master bathroom is all messed up. The shower we don't use, the toilet we don't use, they're all broken. Okay. That needs to be gutted and redone. We don't have money for that. Okay.

Our kitchen is starting to fall apart. Literally, the drawers and shit are all crappy quality low end and and starting to actually wear out and fall apart we got handles coming off we got drawers coming out it's messed up and we want to redo the kitchen but we can't afford that well I guess that's my problem then I guess I have to afford your kitchen that I didn't realize but like you can afford to eat all these meal you get to takeout all the time. Like he should be going on what is...

Oh, financial audit? He should be. I'd love to see all of these little cows out there. It'd be amazing. He should absolutely be on there. I can't afford a home in the Hamptons. That's life. Sorry. Sorry to hear that. I did actually have one more clip. I know I lied here a little bit. Sorry, sorry to hear that. I did actually have one more clip. I know I lied here a little bit

But Patrick reminded me of something in my clip 15 PPP and Steve are watching DSP and DSP proudly Announces that now that he is done with Kino casino lots and lots of people are trying to be his new co-hosts. Oh cool I'm sure I'm sure they're in it for the right reasons, but on the plus side PPP has intel, so we're going to get to hear who some of the new potential co-hosts are going to be. FYI, I've already been contacted. I'm not kidding you. By not one. Not two, but three different today DM'd me saying they want to be the new co-host

of Smartguys. Probably losers. Well, we'll see. One of them's Ralph, one of them's Mersh, and I forget who the other one is, but it's like these aren't actual viable options. So I would really like the other one to be Aaron. I'm just saying. Yeah, who is the third one on that list? I want to get involved. I want to reach out. Apply, apply.

I would love to see him with- Show him a video of you jerking off on your couch. With merch. And then you'll fit right in. This is like when people offer to be Stuttering John's co-host and Stuttering John's too dumb to understand. It's like all these people are clowning you to your face and you're just too dumb to know it. Cause I'm famous. Everyone wants to be on my team. Yeah. Father and clay Dabler, all

these people. It's like, no, they're my friends. I can't wait to meet quad father and hack a mania, hack a mania.com promo code W ATP for 10% off will be in the desert Las Vegas May 9th through 11th Mmm, all of us will be there. Oh four of us. I'm gonna butter reading contest. Kaylee is gonna be competing. I'm going to be winning Yeah Gary and Brian Johnson, I'm gonna keep Beth and Brian Johnson are gonna do it. You have to keep the butter. Brian Johnson's gonna do it.

He's gonna hide it in his beard. I think he's had both. It's gonna cheat. And it's gone. Oh my gosh, I was watching Me Dabble This Morning as I was saying, and you know they do the looking at pictures of kids bit. Oh yeah.

So he pulls up this picture and he pulled the wrong one. It was a baby with Brian's beard on it. And he's like, fuck, that's the wrong one it was a baby with Brian's beard on it and he's like fuck that's the wrong picture I said damn it so made that pretty easy for all of us um now the other thing that DSP does because of course it's DSP gaming is he plays video games and then you can give him money while you watch him play video games what an honor yeah and certain video games are more lucrative than others. Let's get some support.

We have one contribution since I started playing the game. Let's hit it again. I've hit the goal every single time we played Suikoden. It's allowed me to keep playing this game at length and people said, hey, would you play the sequel this year? And I said, I would. We can continue the support. We can keep the people coming out and engaging and supporting

So let's hit that goal. All right, shall we the funny thing is is any of us just Watching this without the context of who DSP is and what's been going on for the last 15 years of his career and stuff We just go. Oh this man's absurd. This man's an idiot He thinks that people are gonna give him money to play video games and they're excited to watch him play the sequels. They're going to give him more money, but he literally is making money doing this. It really is happening. It's hard to argue. It is a thing. I was at my friend's house and he's got two young boys and they watch YouTube and they just like, and I mean, they're glued to it watching these YouTubers, child channel YouTubers, like play video games.

This generation is too lazy to play video games. They watch people play games. When I was a kid, if I didn't get to play the game, I left, I'm like, you're hogging the fucking video games. I'm outta here, I'm going home. Everyone got pissed when you didn't get a turn. Now they're just like, oh no, you play, I'm good. here. I'm going home, you know, everyone got pissed when you didn't get a turn now. They're just like, oh no you play I'm good. I'm trying and South Park pointed this out ten years ago

I was like, oh, this is a thing and I had to find out for myself. Oh my god People are just watching people watch shit. Yes And it's not going well for Amanda on this one DJ and DJ just did a $5 super chat. Thank you so much That was the first contribution in two hours Okay Aaron and Malton two hours you went without a contribution. It's like yeah, it's not working Yeah, this model that you have is not working for you. No, he thinks he's the best He is a better content creator than anybody. He is doing it right. He's super mature and wonderful.

Yeah, and it's all Keno Casino's fault that the haters are out there now. Here's the truth about KickChat. I didn't wanna ban anyone in King, but these idiots, because I decided to split with the Casino, decided, oh, we're just gonna troll Phil every day. We're gonna spam his chat nonstop with, you know, trollish things and emotes and whine and complain,

because they did it on purpose because you know You're such ball suckers, and I'm sorry like I said. I wish that people could Say alright listen. I like them I like Phil a watch both and then not try to troll me, but they were just sitting here doing it every day So I had to take control of the chapters nothing. I could do about it. You know it was two weeks ago if you remember Trying to do a fighting game stream, and it was a complete nightmare. Like I couldn't even play the game because people were just sitting there trolling like

idiots. It's like, what are you, you know, so stupid you don't understand. I'm not going to let you ruin my night streams. They obviously did ruin it and they don't care about you. He's such a wiener. He needs to just accept that he is a heel. Like, no, he goes, guys, you can like me and Keno casino. What part of that you're not understanding? It's like, no, no one ever liked you. Yeah. That's what Aaron says. Aaron says the same

thing. It's like, guys, you don't have to hate me because you like Melton. You don't have, that's not how it works. It's like, I don't know how these guys who have been on the internet for the longest amount of time have not figured out it's them. Right? Like the fact that he just said, I was playing my game and I had to go in and ban everybody. I had no choice. There was nothing I could do. And it's like, you could do nothing. You could do nothing. And first of all, to not understand that the algorithm can't tell a negative chat from a good chat. And part of, part of how they recommend your show to

people is how many people are watching, how many people are thumbs up and how many people are chatting per minute, you know, all these metrics, but you see it on Aaron Emholdt's chat. He's banned so many people that his chat doesn't move hundreds of viewers. And it's like, yeah, that's you. You're sensitive. You can't let, you can't change people's opinion. You're right. That is one thing you can't change or do anything about, but like, let them talk. Let them, your people will argue with them and it'll create more chat and more interaction. And that's what you want. But Aaron's deleting every comment and banning every chat member. And that's what you want. But Aaron's deleting every comment and banning every chat member. What does that get you?

He's gaslighting because Aaron has to set the narrative because he's gaslighting everyone. So we can't have someone in there actually knows facts and can debate him on anything that he's doing. Since you brought up Aaron, I just have a couple of examples of him talking about dark side Phil from maybe 18 months ago. That's hilarious in the context of what Aaron is up to these days. Johnny, he likes to his impression of DSP is him just going, did I look like an asshole? Yeah, I called that I predicted that I said that would happen. I would look like an asshole. I know. Yes, he has to be right.

He has to be right every time. Again, it lack of self-awareness and that lack of sense of humor about himself That both is so and this is why I unabashedly love the guy. It's so tragic but at the only on the same time I Will never be able to stop watching this like you said if he becomes self-aware, it's over I will never be able to stop watching this. Like you said, if he becomes self-aware, it's over. It's amazing that jump forward a year and a half and he's describing himself to a T. Now maybe he was describing himself to a T back then.

I don't know, I think things have changed. You would know better than I do, Patrick. I think a little bit, I think he, he's an insecure guy at his core. Yeah. I mean, that's part of the reason he married April. It's it's part of the re like, like he is that guy. Like he needs a fan to live in his house. Like literally a woman who like, you know, like just a fond over him on his show and, and in his life and any and he married her, not understanding that that would make them equals and they'd have to have a real relationship based on

something other than he's a radio star. And once she's gone and once more people on the internet, like he said, like, dude, there's a dozen shows making fun of the toe. It's like, did you hear it? Did you hear what you said? Like that's not normal. It's not good. That's that. That means you're in dark side fill territory. Stuttering John. It's like that's going on. Yeah. The whole economy of programs making more money than you off your show. They're obsessed. But the idea would be like, oh man, this guy has to be right all the time, which is the equivalent of another win for the toe.

He has to be right about everything. Even when it's something that's detrimental to him, he called it so it's okay. And he knew that was going to happen. Oh, I knew you guys are going to make fun of me for that. Here's another fun thing we're here. He's describing himself to a T. Phil, be more appreciative of your audience. That's the one thing that gets me, is no matter what happens, he finds a way to not just take his audience for granted,

but abuse them on a regular basis. And again, you know this, I brought you on to be my DSP expert. Why do people stick around and give him money? I am impressed that he's able to keep this thing going because it doesn't seem like he enjoys it. And it doesn't seem like the people who watch him get a nice community like experience on it. So help me out here. How's this guy hanging on? It's, you know what the difference is? What's that? He used to be on the offensive. Yes. And his entire show now is him on the defense. His entire show. I've called this out is him. He'll spend 20 minutes arguing with one guy in chat who pissed

him off. And then he'll say, I owned this guy and now I'm going to ban him. It's like, what? Yep. So like he, it's all defensive. It's all they're saying this about me and it's not true. And here's why. When it used to be, he was doing the stuff we're all doing, critiquing shows and having valid points. Well, he also said there, Phil's not having any fun. We know that Aaron enjoyed the day off he got when he went to jail. He was bragging about his vacation time in jail. Not much fun that was. He's not having fun on his own show anymore. He doesn't like that plea deal. He was like, I've been on, he admitted, I've been under

so much stress and anxiety. This is going to come to a close. He's talked about waking up in the middle of the night, having nightmares and night sweats about the goal. He's talked about waking up and getting ready for the show. And like, and like he's freaking out about the goal. We see him panic in real time about the goal. It manifests itself in physical, like he'll rub himself and start scratching like a drug addict who's not getting a fix. It's like, he's you're right. He's miserable. He's not happy. Here's the last clip that I have on here. Him and April are watching DSP and you're

going to love this reaction. Now, my hope was that during those playthroughs, people would go above and beyond in support in other ways. I'm going to be honest with you, it didn't happen. And I ended up losing money that I usually rely on at the end of every year. And it made things kind of rough for me. You selfish cunt. Sixty six percent of this country is living paycheck to paycheck. I read an article today. People are going into credit card debt to pay for their gasoline all the Sundays worried about the the plight

Of the working man. This is his concern when DSP needs money is just like what is your problem? You're asking for money from the listeners Do you know how ridiculous that is and how dumb you sound for doing that? Anyway, it's fun to go back. Biden might did a great bit where he was showing all of, um, the past clips of Aaron watching DSP and, uh, really proving that he has no self-awareness whatsoever. It didn't take long. You said that was only 18 months back.

Yeah. Some of that stuff was like, uh, maybe a months back. Yeah. Some of that stuff was like maybe a two years. Yeah. Must be nice when you can write your own narrative. It does. It does help. I see that Christine is in the green room. Christine, we're running a little bit behind. Hopefully you can hang out. You can chat in the private chat. Let me know if you're cool with that. We're going to do one more segment. Then we have a game that we're going to Christine involved in and she's gonna read some reviews but first I gotta show you this Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa they're doing this because opi set up his show format to be able to get needle throughout the show. The insistence, picking on him for this. And so it starts off with, he takes the bait every time because he's such an idiot. There's no reason to respond to this and entertain this.

Hey, and Jim, their share of the YouTube revenue you make. Are you high? Get the F out of here. You know that? So I started a YouTube channel back in the day when YouTube was becoming very, very, very popular. I'm like, you know, I couldn't, I couldn't, I, you know what, I'm gonna, you know what, you know what, you know what, you know what, I'm gonna leave it alone, but I will tell you this much. Someone had to do the YouTube channel. It wasn't officially an open Anthony YouTube channel. It was my perspective on what I was seeing every day.

I put thousands and thousands of hours into that channel. And there's so much great video from back in the day. Before we started organizing it a little better, it was just me and my stupid camera trying to film stuff from tie to tie. You saw that one, Kavik? Yes. He's become completely irrational. So the super chat for two bucks says, pay Anthony and Jim the money you owe them. Now from what I know, neither Jim nor Anthony has asked OP for YouTube, buddy. They're not worried about it. This has nothing to do with either of them. It's just a super chatter saying that. And this idiot takes the bait just like,

why would I pay them? But it's like, no, of course you wouldn't. No one's asking for that. It's not even a thing. It reminds me of Aaron when, when he got those fake texts from the fake Paul's Shay for a part of the radio station. And then he's like, I doubt these are from Paul, but proceeds to yell at Paul and like, right. He does the same thing. Like I doubt that's Anthony's salary, but let me tell you something. It's not even impressive. It's like, so you doubt it because it's so impressive and you, and you think it's not even impressive. It's like, so you doubt it because it's so impressive and you, and you think it's not impressive. Like they all want both sides of it. They don't want

it to be real and fake. I expect a nurse to come along any minute and shuffle him. Come on. It's time for your pills. This, this purple around his mouth is distracted. How was he not seeing that? He looks like the joker didn't have time to do the whole outfit. Someone sent me a note. I think it was Danny DeVito's Penguin. They put him next to Opie. It's like the same kind of blacked out mouth thing going on. But he got so upset when someone called him out on that, then he blocked them. It's like, okay, so there's something, you know, that there's something going on because that got to him when someone called him out for it.

Yeah. And it is a lighting issue for sure, but there's something else. He never used to look like that with his mouth. By the way, thanks to Staline19 for clipping this because this is fantastic. OP was trying to take the high road again and that super chat set him off. Got everyone going. And he counters with the thousands of hours thing. Like when he was hung up on the Iraq thing about his, my life's work, my life's work. And he keeps bringing up his thousands of hours. They owe me.

The problem is too. He has a ring light. You see it there in the reflection when he moves his head, but like it's too bright. So he turns it way down and it's like, okay, well then that defeats the purpose of having a ring light like completely. You know, like you need to turn that up. It's also competing from the walls. Competing with natural light though too. You can't have the windows wide open behind you and all the natural light coming in and then a single ring light in front of you would make it dead. Especially if you have it turned down dim.

Yeah. I've been wondering about this a bunch lately. I don't't remember ever seeing this but you guys know far more than I do Remember when he was in gab hearts that one time and we got to see the duct tape computer camera setup Yes, have we got to see how this camera is set up. He said that it's not Well, but so like and sometimes you get a little bit of a glimpse in it of it in like the reflection of the window I imagine that like It almost feels like I just want to see that wall that he's looking at like I just I really really want to see that lately You're supposed to mount the camera

Inside of the ring right of the ring like that's actually what you're supposed to do There's even a thing because ivory lights out here. There's even a little thing to mount it in. It's very convenient Right. Oh that works that works all right so now he's very confused about who owes who money for the work that he put into this YouTube channel so if you want to talk about paying somebody those guys owe me a shit ton of money for my fucking time for putting that whole goddamn channel together. It was a whole nother job. I'm sorry, did they ask you to do that? Were you obligated to do that? If I just start

doing some work for someone, can I then just go, all right, hey, pay up. I didn't even want you to seal my driveway. Who are you? Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I'm Mogue Duran. Yeah, it's like, yeah, go away now. What are you doing? I mean kids do that kind of shit And I got it because they get me in yeah, I feel bad a guy here you go five bucks But opi's doing this and going they should be paying me man

No one should be paying anyone. No one thinks that anyone should be paying anyone He just falls for these irrational chats. Yeah all of this stemming from one little chat. Yeah. Yep. So he's getting more and more fired up and just, he's so irrational and bitter. So if they want to talk about that, I will send them a bill.

It's thousands and thousands and thousands of hours of my time. And don't even think for a minute that I'm making any type of good money off my YouTube channel. Well, you just said the quiet part out loud, Opie. Sorry. He was bragging about how much he gets super chats and he's doing well.

He's like, if this keeps going on, I'll be able to hold onto this for a while. And now as soon as someone goes, hey, why don't you pay some of that money? You're making to the people who created the contact. He's just like, we're not making anybody with what money? I don't know what you're talking about. I, I, he cannot have a voice. That's a normal voice, right? Everything.

Like this is his version. This is his staccato angry voice. He does where it's like, and don't even think for one minute, I'm making one dollar off my YouTube channel. Cause I'm not, it's like, how are you 60? Yes. How are you? Like, how do you not know who you are? This is what I say. Like, like this is a guy who doesn't know who he is. And if he does, he's not comfortable with it. And he always has to put on this facade of a, like there's a, he's got a few of them, you know? Like, but this is the staccato, like I'm punching it up.

Like you know what it is, Patrick, I say this a lot. It's not good or healthy for people to podcast by themselves as often as OP does because if you, if you go go back so we're doing a bonus show set up on YouTube or our patreon you'll get the bonus show that we're gonna be doing in a couple days where we're breaking down OP fighting Jim Norton on the Jim and OP show or OP and Jim show from 2015 ten years ago completely different doesn't talk like this at all. Doesn't look like this at all.

Right. Like it's crazy the transformation he's taken. It's, he's going crazy. He didn't have the mouth of Sauron. He didn't have that, right. All right, so this is, he's complaining to a wall. Who started that stupid nonsense? Cause that's more garbage.

You know, it would have been nice. It would. Oh, but you started it by putting that super chat up and responding to it. Who started this thing? I'll be paying them money. You just did. We all decide. Anthony's never brought it up. Oh, it would have been nice. It would have been nice cause the show was called opiate Anthony and the amount of stuff I had to do behind the scenes with meetings and meeting with bosses and, and, and sales people and my agent,

every time he came in from, uh, you know, LA, Anthony couldn't be bothered. And I once, I once, uh, you know, called them out and I was like, what man, why I come in and I'm funny. He thought that's all he had to do for the opiate Anthony show is come in and be funny. And he was right. That's all he did. He was funny. Then he was right. Cause he got paid to say about you, dad. He's one of those guys too, that tries to make nothing sound like a lot. He's like, I had to go into these meetings and then I had to like shut the door behind me and pull the chair out and sit down and talk to these guys. And it's like, you can just say at a meeting, like we assume like there was a door and a shut the door behind me and pull the chair out and sit down and talk to these guys.

And it's like, you can just say, yeah, to meeting like we assume, like there was a door and a bill with their agent when he came into town, like cool. I took you out to dinner. I would imagine. Like, what do you mean? His whole argument is, Oh, I had to work at work. And also one of my coworkers wasn't working as hard as me. 15 years ago, this guy who says he's working on himself. That he's working through this. You're not.

If you're still bitching about a coworker 15 years later, that's not a good sign. Did you cover the video of him talking about how he has five years of money left? Yes. Is that the craziest thing? He's like, I don't need $150,000 job, but I will need a $350,000 job

in five years. But I'll figure it out then. If I keep scratching off lottery tickets, I'm sure to win. Right. Why would I get a job? That's stupid. Got plenty of time. So this is more calling out Anthony. Remember Anthony has nothing to do with any of this. And this was so funny about, Opie will say all the time, Oh, Anthony just keeps bringing me up and keeps doing all this shit. I'm not doing that thing. This was not brought on by Anthony asking for money from the YouTube channel. This was a $2 super chat. And then we would try to have meetings and the stupid guy would be falling asleep. Then he started falling asleep on the air. He could be bothered with like, you know, working on a YouTube channel back in the day. All he cared about was hopefully being funny on the radio,

spending the time when he was on the radio, trying to pick up chicks on pal talk and then going home and drinking himself to sleep every night. Guy came in either drunk or hung over more times than I could count. It sounds like you're still angry about that. Also, it sounds like it's just a completely not true thing. He's saying, he's talking about Anthony, right? Yes. Anthony couldn't be bothered while he was on the radio to start a YouTube channel. Isn't that exactly what he did? Didn't he start compound media? He actually was told, wasn't he told by XM at some point? Like he did start YouTube streaming.

Yeah. He was streaming stuff. I think he was though. Wasn't it? It might've been. It wasn't open Anthony content though. It was kind of outside of the open Anthony. That's where the bosses weren't thrilled with it. Right. But like he's the one who scrambled to get OP radio up and going after he was fired. No, that's no, that's definitely true. I mean, I'm telling you, he's arguing with nobody. Nobody's taking the other side of this. It doesn't, it doesn't make sense. He's now bringing up that Anthony was drinking too much and they were working together. Like none of this needs to be brought up. He just sounds like he's not over it yet. And this clip is going to see, seem repetitive,

but I just want to show you that OP is just spiraling after this one chat. But I just want to show you that opi is just spiraling after this one chat So whoever started that garbage about a dumb YouTube channel could go screw. I will I will itemize a bill It's Thousands and thousands of dollars that was those guys owe me for for put you know for having for having the vision to go You know what? I think we should film some of this shit. Oh, this is just a do it's a do it all the time. This is my stick voice. I can't even imagine. A two key says that Anthony was doing you stream. Okay. Yeah. That's what we were doing. And that's YouTube. So Opie, he likes to make fun of

our format. He calls us out the low level podcast, or just doing Jacktober. But he doesn't watch you. Well, yeah, he doesn't watch me too. And he hates me. But if I got a super chat that said something that I didn't like, it wouldn't send me spiraling for the next 20 minutes because I have a bunch of stuff to talk about The reason why Opie is doing this is because he's got nothing planned He has nothing nowhere else to go. Like he's not gonna start breaking down the baseball game. He watched last night or

Anything. Yeah, and he's sitting in front of his duct tape camera and wall and so right needs to fight with something claiming that he's a visionary Yeah, this is uh, this is impressive right here. Ah, go screw. Why are you guys buying into the nonsense? Do you do any cognitive thinking on your own? The amount of extra hours I had to do on the opiate answering show is one of the reasons I'm a very, very bitter man. Oh, wow. You admitted he's a very bitter man. It's always something that you should work on that Anthony can't fix that. Jim can't fix that. Sam can't fix even me. A low level podcast or can't fix his bitterness. That's something that he would have to work out. And he just admitted it.

Right. It's like when somebody owes you money and you're never going to get it. And they tell you like, you've got to let it go because it's not bothering the other person. So like bitterness is a thing that only you can fix by letting it go. Also think about what he's bitter about. He had to work too much at his $2 million a year job. They made him work too much. It's like, all right, well, would you do it again? Yeah. He had to work too much and he claims to absolutely love his home and his beautiful view

and all these wonderful things. That's what he's bitter about, is this? Yes, but remember, it's not that he worked too much that someone else didn't work as much, which is, by the way, the worst way as an adult to ever think is to worry about what someone else is doing and what you're doing. Like you worry about you, you were open from opening Anthony, and you're

multimillionaire now. I don't see why you should be bitter about this. And I don't work all these extra hours. It was it was almost approaching a full time job. Yeah, I guarantee you wasn't there 40 hours a week. Right. This also counters why he was saying recently that he doesn't want to be doing anything that Anthony's doing. I already lived the dream was what he's saying. Right. Why do I need to relive? Why would I try to do that again?

I've already done it. Huh? This is a crazy thing to say. You know what? I do my job. I do my job. This is what he said. I do my job. I come in and I'm funny Well, then maybe you shouldn't be on the billboard then because you know if it's a show Oh, there's a lot more to it than just doing your job for a couple hours and being funny on the radio There's all the other goddamn nonsense. That was a pain in the ass So now he wants to take him off the billboard. Why? Because he was just an on air talent.

That's who you put on the billboard. I hope he's not the GM. He's making the teacher should get paid more than sports people. Like, OK, let's make a billboard of that. Just wonderful. Just don't be up there. I told you, Carl, I was listening back to that. Let it go. Let it go. Our, our,

our, or whatever he was saying, like jelly bean argument, the grapes, whatever. And, but I then I was watching the Esther coup, Jim Norton, Opie fight after that. And it was one of those things. And Jim was bringing up. He's like, I know you're mad and you're angry that I don't come in early enough. Yes. He did have this thing of like, like you got to come in and like set up and Jim's like, that's not what I do. I roll in and I'd be funny. Like that's what I do. And so he didn't do that. Yeah. He has this complex about people who are naturally funny because he is definitely

not. So you guys think that stems from jealousy. Oh yeah. I think he definitely is upset that he couldn't be the guy who just rolls in cracks wise and up on a billboard. Are there any tapes of him and his old show before Anthony? No, I've, I've asked around. I've scoured. It would be amazing. What does that tell you? Good point. I mean, he was just a disc jockey. He was just playing modern rock in the nineties. I mean, that's why, when he made that statement last year, whenever it was like, if I had never met Anthony, I'd be so much bigger. It's like, I mean, so there definitely was this resentment that he had done this for years and years and years was middle-aged or young, you know, I don't know, late twenties or whenever he

met Anthony and then like, then it popped. So like, it's just like, he shouldn't be on the billboard. Like what? It's insane. And the fact that all of this stemmed from just somebody saying like, Hey, you should share that money with the people who helped you create that content. Also Detroit Dabbler has been up here for a while with this. How do you cope with that hilarious voice you do has been sitting up on the screen this entire time?

Go screw. But do we ever get the answer? Also, here's a fun fact. Since we're talking about how Anthony didn't do anything and Opie did all the work. Anthony read all the live reads Because the advertisers said oh, we can't read can we please have Anthony read these ads? So they always had Anthony read them which that's during commercial breaks

That's your time to get up and use the bathroom or whatever right? So it wasn't like Opie had to do everything and Anthony did nothing Anthony did his part. All right. So let's look at, oh, so he sees this super chat and now Opie's back to blocking again. All right. Let me get rid of this guy. You know, you paid me money. I'm not reading your dumb comment and your band. So, you know, there you go. Be dabbler network. Hi, be dabbler. How are you turn in next Friday morning for the return of Cardiff and friends featuring Opie right here on Opie radio. Are we setting up the return of cookie and the potato cardiff electric on the, the Opie radio live stream? That would

be amazing. Yeah. Do it. He, he retweeted that clip of himself, corned if to key and the potato or they were making, oh yeah. So Opie retweeted it this week and said, I love this. And basically it's a clip of corned if potato and two key all making fun of the way he says dog. So like, I love corned if when he says, he won't read a super chat that makes fun of his voice, but he retweeted this going, I love this. And it's like, he's too dumb to understand that everyone's making fun of you. That's so stupid. Now also, I think this is interesting to note, is that here we have B. Dabbler Network giving him five bucks and saying next week Cardiff and Friends,

and it's the avatar of El Harible, but he knows it's Tukey. Now that could be because, you know, Rocco reaches out to OP directly and communicates or something like that. Or it could be that Opie's paying more attention to all of this than he lets on. The fact that he knows the B-Dabbler network is Tukey coming in and he thanks him. Hi Tukey.

Good to see you, brother. Thanks for sending me that clip. Tukey gave me, I don't really have much ONA material in the end. So Tukey and Cardiff Electric, they sent me a clip. It was Fezzy's birthday very recently, and a lot of people were celebrating the life of Fez from Ron and Fez. And Tukey and Cardiff Electric sent me the time I called in to Ron and Fez for Fez's birthday to wish him a very happy birthday.

And I was nude when I was calling. Wow. What a clip. What a good radio bit. What a good radio. Funny stuff. So now people are just rubbing Anthony's success into Opie's face. It's always fun. Shaded fires to 1401. Oh, don't worry about paying amp for the YouTube channel. Ant's new show now being syndicated in 300 markets. So Ant getting another huge raise for working only three hours per week. He don't need it. All right. Thank you Barrester 1401. Why are you turning on me Barrester? I told you you were not on my mind. What are you doing Barrester? What are you doing? I think I got to block you. Oh no. I don't need your $10.

Oh, you do. You do. Oh no. I don't need your $10. Oh, you do. You do, trust me. We get him on Caleb Hammer. Right, another block. All right, so Opie explains that when he's on the show, he gets bothered by these chats, but when he's off the show,

he's not even thinking about this stuff. It doesn't ever come up. It's the truth. Oh my God. Can I tell people the truth? I will turn this live stream off in probably a minute. I will not think of stupid Anthony until I turn this on again and you guys bring it up. I will barely check my Twitter all day. Okay. I rarely check my comments on my YouTube Okay. I rarely check my, uh, my comments on my YouTube channel. Very, very rare.

I do check it on my new channel a little bit more than the old child. I don't see the majority of the nonsense cause it's a horrible way to go through life. I love that. He goes, guys, I don't even think about this stuff outside of my show and then remembered, Oh shit, I respond to people's tweets and comments and the chat. They're going to know that I'm looking at this stuff outside of my show and then remembered oh shit I respond to people's tweets and comments in the chat they're gonna know that I'm looking at this stuff all day long but other than that barely look at my Twitter but also I think about stuttering John all the time I think

about OP all the time and I what do you think what are you doing while you're thinking about Louise don't even embarrass me like this Carl your face is getting around no I I think it's been a while since I've been on WATP. This should not be running my universe, and yet I still think about it all the time. To say I never think about it, to say I never think about it is insanity. You absolutely think about it.

It's not the own you think it is. Right, it's like, well, why don't you put more thought into your show, though? Because I think about my show all the time. You wanna improve it, what to talk about. Do work so that you can complain that the duct tape camera is not doing enough work. Right. I have one more clip on here and this is just, Opie is just on a banning spree lately.

Oh my God, dude. Haha, keep lying and coping. You're pathetic. All right. I got to block you. I was being honest. This is what I got to deal with guys. It's a hard life. It's a tough life that he lives explaining to the trolls. This is what he has to deal with. We don't, we're doing it to you. Chad and Ray do this. Just like,

if you guys had to deal with all this stuff, I have to deal with channel tweet out, like I got a death threat or I got a mean email. So I'm not doing my show today. You guys don't know what I'm dealing with. And it's like, yeah, none of us, none of us get comments. None of us have long threads. It's like, what piece of shit. You're on the internet. You're on the internet. Put on your big girl panties. Like it's insane. All right. I want to introduce Christine if she's ready to come out we have a brand new review girl at W ATP and Christine welcome to the show you sound all right you sound pretty good I'm Carl here we have Lucy type box next to me below her producer Chris next to him is Patrick Melton

Hello. Yes, the cow photographer Gave me the rundown a little bit and then the reviews was it was kind of my first impression of you guys reading through those But now I put some faces to the names and so cool. All right. Yeah, I'm surprised the reviews didn't scare you off actually I've seen worse. I mean on Twitter and things like that. Now, Christine, you have a very popular last name, but I think I'm going to butcher it. Do you want me, am I allowed to promote you and your, uh, yeah, I'm going to take a stab at this. I'm really bad at this kind of thing. Is it Nguyen? Yeah.

Or don't pronounce the N at all. Just Nguyen. Yeah, I mean either or. God damn it. So she's she's letting me win. I think on this one. Yeah, I obviously got it wrong. She's like, no, that's also a way to pronounce a name. Another Nguyen for the toe. Yeah, people can pronounce it now. It was like when I was growing up, people were like, they're like,

Nguyen, Nguyen, Nguyen, so it's fine. It's like Smith, but for Vietnamese people. I was gonna say, yeah, for Vietnamese people, it's very common, N-G-U-Y-E-N. Yes. And well, we'll promote your Instagram and some people can check that out. But first, I want you to play a game with us.

Absolutely. It's gonna be pretty self-explanatory. There's a guy named Tom Myers, who's the worst comedian in the world. Okay. And so Cardiff, who's a potato, puts together a game where we watch a setup to something and then try to figure out what he's gonna say next.

But he gives us multiple choice. So you don't have to know who Tom Myers is to maybe get lucky and get the answer right so let's take it away Cardiff it's time for everyone's favorite new new game show two minutes with Tom What do you say ladies and gentlemen? Are you ready to find the bomb? playing two minutes with Tom.

Music In my graduating class there was this one kid who didn't really study a lot, didn't really get many good grades, just kind of coasted his way through school. All he did was play sports and he was very good at it. He was a terrific athlete But he just didn't get a lot of good grades and it turned out not to have affected his employment prospects later in life What did Tom say next? Here are your choices number one He became a stand-up comedian He they just made him the phys-ed teacher. Next. He died before graduation.

4. Turns out you don't need to know how to read to be a prison librarian. And lastly, I ran into him recently, but his Secret Service detail wouldn't let me talk to him. Two minutes with Tom. All right, I always go first and I think it's gonna be number four. Turns out you don't need to know how to read in order to be a prison librarian because it's convoluted and stupid and that's the kind of thing that he does. Lucy, what do you think? I'm very torn actually today. I'm going to go with B. They just made him the phys ed teacher. Okay. Which wouldn't be funny at all. So that makes sense. Patrick?

He loves to get political, right? I'm going to go with lastly, cause this is a dunk on Trump. He would. Okay. Interesting. All right, Christine, what do you think? I was called to four as well. It just seems rolled off the tongue. And then, I don't know. She's going with me. I like it. Producer Chris also went beef. Is that all right? Let's find out. I like it producer Chris. I also went beef is that all right. Let's find out In my graduating class there is this one kid who didn't really study a lot didn't really get any good grades It's kind of coasted his way through school. I mean all he did was play sports, and he was very good at it He was a terrific athlete, but he just didn't

get a lot of good grades and it turned out not to have affected his employment prospects later in life because he died before graduation. Wow, Kurt has got it. When one of the kids that he bullied shot up our school. up our school. Jesus, what the heck? God damn, that's a little spicy for me. Todd was really proud of himself with that one too. Didn't see that coming, did you? No.

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things money can't buy for everything else there's come good slogan sit Eugene sit. Good dog. He's very strong with the millennial pauses. Love it. What's that Christine? I thought he's very strong with the millennial pauses. I love it. Ah yes, that's that's the comedic timing of the potato who is obsessed with cum by the way. That's why his promo is C-U-M. Alright, so I've asked Christine to go through some reviews that we've received in the past, and read them to us. We have to guess whether they're one star or five stars. Sometimes they're somewhere in between, but usually they're one or five stars. So take it away. The first one's very short, sweet and simple. Way too many JC Penny shirts on this show.

It's a weird reference. I gotta think it's a five star, right? I don't even know what that would be referencing. Five, but when did that happen? I don't know. How many stars is that? Five stars. Nice. All right. I thought it was a reference. I thought it was like, well, because of what you guys wear. I guess so. I wear t-shirts every day, because of what you guys wear. I guess so.

I wear t-shirts every day. So you can get those other places besides pennies. Did any of us get our shirts at pennies? Yeah, they only have Necco Galaga shirts at JCPenney's. I was also talking about another comment about Oshkosh B'Gosh. I'm like, wow, these people are on top of their fashion. Fashionistas over here for sure Next one yep

The title is when I'm sad and the review is I Listen to this show and realized maybe my life isn't so terrible everyone involved in this miscarriage should feel shame Something a five-star fuck you Patrick. That's not like a five star to me I'm gonna go for work. Four. Five. Five stars. Nice. See. Christine Smart. She wants us to like her. She's she's reading all the five stars. Yeah. You threatened her, didn't you? I did. I swear to

God. I did not. Yeah. It tickled me a little bit. So, my last one. Yes. Everyone wants to see it. I'm gonna go for five stars. Five stars. She's she's really under the side You threatened her didn't you I didn't I swear to God I did that Pickled me a little bit. So I last one. Yes Titled meh Know those kids in high school that make fun of the popular attractive kids because they'll never be able to live that life That's these dudes

I do like that They read their horrible reviews and pretend that they don't care as if the people that wrote the reviews are ever going to listen again. Maybe skip this and try annoying orange over on YouTube instead. Much better content. Interesting. One. I thought it was a one at first, but I'm going to go with five when I heard the rest of it. I'm sticking with Patrick. One. I'll go three. All right, Christine, what do we got? One star. Rest of it. I'm sticking with Patrick one. Uh-huh. I'll go three. All right, Christine. What do we got? So that was from nobody shit that's what the nobody likes onions podcast reviews

Your jokes are hot. They're hot, I know. God damn it. That's gonna get you another one. I know, that's the worst. Well, Christine, fantastic job. Thank you. I think we need to get you headphones. Okay, sure. Because we're getting some feedback from us.

Oh, I'm sorry. No, it's okay. You've done a very good job. Where can people find you if they want to see more of Christine Wynn? Yeah, TikTok or Instagram. I mean it's Christine. This is a you've done a very good job working people find you if they want to see more of Christine win Yeah, tick tock or Instagram. I mean, it's Christine and Pretty much it and then you listen to my music on all streaming platforms See you try STI and GU I en my last song was called aura What kind of music do you do? I? Do all sorts like rap R&B pop

No, shit. No shit. And what do you, are you the lead vocalist or do you play an instrument? I just sing and rap. I do play guitar and piano. I just play by ear. I'm not really like a music theory kind of gal. Okay.

Look at you. We'll check that out. You're gonna have to get Christine to come and sing for the isotopes. Yeah, Christine's on a different coast than we are, but never mind. How did you meet up with Cal photographer? So he posted on Facebook, he was looking for models to do, like I forgot the kind of reference he was doing. It was for like a school project of photography so we took pictures and then he said that he was in the film and stuff and so there was like

a film meetup networking event that I invited him to and then he talked about you guys and he said that you guys have like the film festival in a few weeks like he's casting for that and then we're also like part of this like making this other movie with other people around the area So he's trying to scout for this so that seems fun That cow photographer is smart get into photography and then reach out to models. He's right away Has he talked to you about wearing a cow bikini yet? I Know the lore

Yeah, I read the script of the little short film, but is this your first like film festival you guys are doing? It sounds really cool. It is yes We've had we've had a lot of people create films without us asking so we decided what we should ask them to do it See if we can get some good submissions That's awesome. Yeah, I can't wait to see his submission. I hope it goes well I do too because you can win $500 if you win and you can send those films keeping under four minutes Please to dabble or film fest at gmail.com to be submitted in the contest Amazing

Thank you guys so much. Thanks christine. Uh, hopefully we'll we'll see you again to read more reviews to us I would love to all right. Thank you guys Nice. Thank you guys. Bye. Nice meeting you. Bye. Hm. Am I working out?

I don't know how I feel when someone says they do rap, and R&B, and jazz, and all these. It feels like a cheesecake factory. Yeah. Like nothing's going to be great. Yeah. I'm going to a diner to get chicken wings. You're like, oh, I don't know if they'll

give me the best wigs in town. But you win some, you lose some. I see what you did there. chicken wings. You're like, oh, I don't know if it could be the best wigs in town, but you know, when some you lose. I see what you did there. She seems fantastic. I'll check out her music. And if it's great, I'll tell you. And if it's not great, I won't tell you anything. That's how that goes. Or you might forget. So who knows? Right. You look like you were having fun doing that. That's very, very possible. We got some net news and some voicemails. Patrick, I'm going to let you get out of here. Thank you so much for your time today, buddy. People should check you out. Nobody likes onions. You do a show whenever the hell you want on YouTube.

You're not one of these guys who hides it afterwards. You can always find all of the, the episodes up there on his YouTube channel. Yes. And yeah, sign up for our butter eating contest in Las Vegas at hackamania.com. Grab your tickets. I see some people have been grabbing them during this show. So we'll see what promo code they use come or W a T P or Kaylee. Y L E Y please report doesn't have one. He just takes a drink awkwardly. Well, we're all right. Thank you guys so much. See you next time. Thanks, Patrick. See you in Vegas, baby. Lucy type by scores. You can find her in Vegas,

but if you need to see her before that, you should go to once over with Kaylee on YouTube. Yes. You can absolutely find all my movie reviews over there. Lots and lots of fun stuff. In addition to that, I have actually started a new podcast called the murder game which you can Also find on YouTube on Spotify. Hopefully on some other streaming platforms soon I'm having some little minor hiccups because it has murder in the title But it is super fun. We do hypothetical thought exercises. It's all about fake crime. I have had some amazing guests on there So I would love it if you guys check that out, too Yeah, and you recently had Doug from who's right on once over with Kaylee. I sure I can't get him on this show

Well, he likes me better than I think so and in addition to that. He's coming on murder game nice. So we love Doug Yeah, he's great. I believe in him. Yeah Yeah, I think if anybody can be in the murder game. It's gonna be Doug Yeah, I think if anybody can win the murder game, it's gonna be Doug. All right, you got some gifts that people sent to our PO box, of course, whoarethese.com If you want to send us stuff in the mail, send stuff to me or Lucy, or me, send stuff to Lucy. We appreciate that. Make sure you put two WTP or Who Are These podcasts somewhere because someone sent something to the creep off and I got yelled at by Bonnie whoever manages over there. Oh my god. What do we got here? Who's this from?

It's from one of the I forget his name on On all the social medias, but it's Legos so that I can do Legos with Lego brick I will post it on my Twitter later so that I actually can acknowledge who this is from because I don't Actually see a little note in there. Yeah, I don't see a note return address I think I'm gonna be doing some Lego building on the internet so please stay tuned on my Twitter You can find that at once over Kaylee and all of those things. Is that a cheeseburger? Yeah, difficult to put together Yeah, it's a it's a Carl hamburger. Lego like a protein for Kaylee Listen don't steal my Lego. You can have my hamburger. I love Legos anytime

Burger I believe that I know what this other one is. All right. I believe this one is also a toy Bigger toy than I expected We got here? She's quite hefty. Look at that. It's pointful. So I know I don't know if the person who sent this to me wants their name to be said but I will say that I know that they love Radiohead. So thank you very much Radiohead fan. Mark Fellhauer's on that. Tom York. It has stars in it. Oh, it's vibrating. Nine inches. Thrusting and vibrating and heating. Only nine inches. I could do one of those things. I could do one of those things

That's amazing thank you both so much. Thank you. Oh boy good stuff all right We have some internet news. We got to listen to and then we'll have some voicemails Thank you guys for sending gifts to to Lucy. It makes her day Dave made a maze. I'd recommend being a wee bit high for it. And adds, what the fuck is with that ugly ass Anya Drew set? He looks like Lisa and Helga should be sitting there. From Facebook, Chris Holmes, TimoJ, fatty patty is a bully. I hope he slips on his hunch and all his precious hunch juice spills out. From Spotify, Jurassic Reptile Opines, Vinny is always one

of the best guests. King of Portugal has his doubts, hmm, listening to this is becoming more like a task than something I do for fun. Redscoper notes, I'm surprised that Clearwater Chad wasn't talking about the Heinrich safety pyramid. See, Santos gets nasty. Clearwater Chad is a waterhead.

Liam Young should be in detention. Anim is such a kiss-ass nerd, I would love to steal his lunch money. From Reddit, IndieShortsSpit shares, how easy it was to find Squirtch's dive bar locator mascot and post the first page of a Google search of animated tourist images. Lazy Designer adds, a lot easier than trying to find the dive bar locator in the app store.

From Dabler's Anonymous, J. Servo writes, stuttering John must have the tiniest dick in the world. There's no other explanation for his level of insecurity. Educational Share reminds us, he did write a horrible song about it. Particular Fox offers, it's great John is having to deal with his biggest fears, no credible attention,

and having to face the dabblers in real life. The low-level comedy gigs are going to dry up since his set is 20 years old and absolutely sucks. He drinks more on their tab than the club makes in ticket sales. MSV7611, wonder if his motorcycle gang will infiltrate the meet and greet at Stevie Tomatoes. Jesus Triplets assures us they will be there in force with their canes. And from YouTube, the smoke out prods pleads.

Okay, whoever took Opie's eyeballs, please give them back. Scott Heft, looks like an albino Eskimo now. Beast2NYC explains, it's from years of squbino Eskimo now. Be Stew NYC explains. It's from years of squinting trying to find talent. Gilgamun is frightened. Those eyes with that dead blue mouth is terrifying. It's like his soul left years ago. Black Mamba 31.

Oh no, not the Opie ban. That wine lips comment really hit a nerve, huh? Avid disagreement enthusiast compares it to the mouth of Sauron. Evan Cox points out, Opie is better at banning people than he is at prepping for a show. Sarah Duffinning schools us. He identifies not only as a Japanese lesbian but also as the father of Bam Margera's kids. PRK 7856, Opie looks like he's doing a show into a ring doorbell camera. And M. Mo plays us out with, the only two relationships Opie hasn't destroyed are with two dead guys Wait before you get into the next thing. I just want to say that this Lego set was from black glove bricks, so oh

Yeah, very nice. He's like you better fucking give me credit for it. I Listen it I am behind. I missed you. I haven't been in studio in a long time. I know it's You missed us. Yeah Good to have you back here. Yeah for sure. It's wonderful To some voicemails. It's a lot of debate about Wednesday show versus Saturday shows as you guys know Shout out the Saturday show. It's the best show you still do all the good shit as you guys know as every 10 minutes it sucks I don't have an ad block whatever it's so bad man it's the worst the shows ever been it's unwatchable man I'm just telling you it fucking sucks wow thought we were having fun I don't think he likes it uh so the audio version of the shows gets edited out all of

the super chats and super tips and stuff like that so it's just the way it always was when you're an audio listener to W ATP. Well, Carl, I appreciate that my voicemail was played. And yes, I appreciate good humor. Yes, I appreciate satire. Yes, I appreciate every little that stuff, but I'm done. I'm done with your entire network. And the reason I'm done with your entire network was the fact that Zane couldn't at least, Eric Zane, okay, couldn't at least say, hey, listen, I overstepped the line. I was trying to be funny. I guess I wasn't. That was it. Okay.

He's a pompous, liberal-ass cunt. Okay. I'm done with your entire network unless you come out and say something official. I know you said something at the beginning of who are these podcasts on last Wednesday, but I mean last Saturday. Well, you know what I mean. I need far, far, far more than that. I need you to really say, hey, listen, Zane was wrong. He needs to be reprimanded. He needs to be fired. It seems you're not going to do that. So fine. Okay. But do something.

I don't negotiate with terrorists, sir. So this person was very upset with Eric Zane saying that people in the military are dumb. And he called back again. Hey, Carl, it's me again about Zane. I called the VFW, the American Legion, and a few other veterans last night. And they're ready to really, really, really lower the boom on him. Not so much you, but him. But tell you what, I'll make you a deal. You do the creep off, not this week, because I'm sure you've already done preparations for this week, but next week on the creepiest guy on your podcast network, you do Zane and

you do him and I mean really lambast him and I'll back off of all of this. I think that is a good compromise. Fine. Everybody wants to say, oh, he's just joking, even though he makes fun of the guys who died on the beaches of Normandy and everything else. Oh, by the way, that went over really well with the VFW. Okay? By the way that went over really well with the VFW, okay But I will back off of all of this and so will they if simply you do that And I don't mean just you know

Phone it in I mean wow really really really Okay, thank you, where'd you a creepiest person on my network, I'm taking Vinny. I'm not taking Eric Zane. Yeah, you guys would both pick each other. Yeah, right. Eric Zane would be in the top three, I think. I think that's definitely possible. This guy's joking, right?

He's not really calling VFWs and trying to make people angry with Eric Zane. I don't know. That was a long voicemail. I think he's serious. I would like to hear the voicemails from the VFWs. I mean, if that's true, that's centering job behavior. Oh yeah. Reach out to LGBTQ communities or organizations being like, let's get them.

Yeah, right. Like, okay. They don't need to know about any of this stuff. Hey, Carl. It's probably too late for Wednesday's show, but your friends are recording it right now. But I'm listening to Saturday's show, but your friends are recording it right now. But I'm listening to Saturday's show. The Heritage Foundation was actually founded by Joseph Coors, one of the Coors owners or founders sons, you know, relative of Adolf Coors, the founder of the Coors brand.

So the more you know, Hey, Chris, see you. Okay. So that's why John's no longer drinking Coors, the founder of the Coors brand. So the more you know, Hey Chris, see you. Hey, so that's why John's no longer drinking Coors. It seems like something he should have known about a long time ago. That's the case. Judy calling in. Carl, this is Judy. I can't believe I heard somebody talking about me having a shotgun. I got to let you know any shotguns, glocks, any other kinds of weapons I may have in the house. That's just totally confidential information. Anyway, rock and roll with 2 yeah. Bye bye. All right. Thanks Judy. Thank you for your call. We appreciate you. Boner guy calling in.

Carl, what a year. Sometimes you just have to admit that you're wrong and I'm personally not too prideful for that. From those two Zoomer fucks on Wednesday's show, who were so hateable and uninteresting that I wouldn't watch their murder suicide episode, but please don't let that stop them from making it, who have half a million YouTube subs for their less than nothing show with the incredibly mid female co-host who reminded me of a haunted witch running makeup tutorials on Insta for an audience of over a million people. To Stut Joe, who I thought was at best a short, irrelevant, narcissistic, lying old drunken bully with no discernible charisma, intelligence, sense of humor or marketable skills of any kind in fact, who smells so bad that multiple people around him have complained about it consistently over years,

and also happens to be a terrible husband, father and person. But no, not only does he warrant multiple TV appearances, he's also selling tickets to a comedy show which he's head-boining. So with that in mind, here are my predictions for the rest of this wonderful year. Christine Nolton will have a number one hit single on her banjo ukulele. Tom Myers is going to be inducted into the Comedy Hall of Fame. Sirax the Goblin will start his career as the most respected male newscaster of all time. Trisha Paytas will join Leonardo DiCaprio's Pussy Posse

and feature as a swimsuit model of the year for whatever publications may even have such a thing these days. You gotta bear with me with these last two. The Bills will in fact go winning the Super Bowl or is it the World Series or whatever, I don't fucking care. Lastly, and probably most implausibly, UCAR will win a round of the creep off the world series or whatever. I don't fucking care. And lastly, and probably most implausibly,

you Carl will win a round of the creep off because we're all going to always vote for you at the creep off.com. All right. I see what you're saying there. Seems like unlikely. Seems unlikely that I'm going to win a round of the creep off. Maybe someday. Thanks, Bonaire guy for your prediction. You know, even I won the creep off. Yeah, I know. Everyone wins the creep off of me. It's crazy. Something should happen to the Wheel of Consequences.

It should be like an accident. It would be a shame if something were to happen to the Wheel of Consequences. So where are those votes? Boner Guy, 45 seconds, man. I like playing your voicemails, but 45 seconds. Get to the point. Good morning, Carl. Um, dude, I'm just, I don't know if the, uh, dynamic ads haven't been set yet, but I'm a, I'm a Thursday, Sunday listener, you know, and, um, no ads today. What fucking awesome fucking fucking finally bro.

We're getting back to the roots of WATP. Our money. Where are the ads? Fucking hating for free. All right bye. Oh I gotta contact Spotify. If someone heard my show without ads in it, this is outrageous. It can't be.

It's fucking Trump economy. It's almost incomprehendible Hey man, I just got a cool I don't know if any of you guys keep up on VTL Vinny the lawyer Is he like up to like content farm shit now that's stirring John is out because I've now come across multiple like YouTube channels and tik tok shit of just VTL doing like slop lawyer react content shit And coming across many the lawyer naturally in the wild while scrolling shit. It's just a little fucking weird So I didn't know if anyone had to sweep on this shirt anyway, fuck you Carl, and I love you Chris Yeah

VTM does have channels that he's working on growing and I know that because He sends us his numbers in our group chat to me and Shulie and Bob Levy and Rocco to tell us how amazing he's doing. Do you send him your numbers back? I can't respond to VTM because any correspondence can only be used against me. It's always detrimental. I'm really proud of you for knowing that.

If I send him one text message, he puts it up on his show and talks about it. He's just like Such a loser So no, I don't communicate with him I did send a yawn emoji last night because he's talking about ESO again in our group chat and that set him off I mean, I bet when I woke up this morning. I had 20 new messages from the fucking guy from a yawn emoji You hit him where yeah, oh you're bored? Well, I'll show you. Yeah, I'll pour even harder than that. This is a good voice, Mal. This message is for the Carl was right segment. Carl, you were right. Instrumental music is the

vast exterior and I reject the people who continuously chide you for not having a singer in your band. No singer? How will I know what the song is about? Who's going to tell me how to feel? The fact is that the lyrics in most popular music are superfluous. They're born out of necessity rather than inspiration. Hey, I came up with a riff. Can you come up

with some lyrics? Yeah, sure. I love you. Yes, I do. This is good. Wait, back it up. I can name a number of bands that would be better off without a singer. Most metal bands. So, the people who need every song to have one or four. They can't appreciate It's your son Wagner without singing kill the web Good point

We were wrong and you Carl you were right. Yes, this guy gets it. It's a good segment good points a lot of good points Gary you annoying boomer. Fuck 45 seconds or less. 45 seconds. Yeah. I should not have to hit my 30 second skip 17 fucking times. You know, get through your voice. voicemails. Fuck you. I have to start enforcing that better. That's on me. 45 seconds is plenty of time to get your points across everybody. Carl deluxe. I was reading up on this hair glazing thing.'s been talking about. It's actually a real thing. It's pretty big out here on the, on the west coast.

And I was thinking, you know, who's really into her hair is Lucy. So if she's ever out in Orange County, Domney custom glazing for her. Happy to glaze her anytime. Thanks. That's really nice. That's so nice. Sweet. Happy to glaze her anytime. Thanks. That's really nice. Sounds so nice. That's sweet. I don't remember, was it you who said, talking about his little interview, him being like

it's not as effeminate, and you were like it's way more effeminate? Yes. It's very effeminate, and also don't glaze somebody's hair. Glaze their eyes. Fair enough, if you insist. Thank you, D-Lock. One more voice mouth. Thank you, D-Luck. Arl, don't want to be the bearer of bad news here, but Love is no longer performing in Vegas.

It's gone. They stopped last year, went to one of their last shows, it was fucking amazing, Mushrooms. But anyway, they're rebranding the casino to Hard Rock and it won't open until 2027. Don't know where Love's at. All right, gotta go. See ya, bitch. Yeah, I don't know where it loves that all right gotta go see ya bitch yeah i don't know where love's at either i'm upset about that i wanted to see it one more time i've seen it twice so it's fine but i wanted to see it one more time but yeah someone took me off to

that and i went on the website they said yep as of july of 2024 love is dunzo and it didn't say anything about returning or anything like that so i guess it's uh it's over it's over johnny that's too bad how long do the strict du Soleil productions usually last I have no idea it depends things like oh lasted for an incredibly incredibly long time I saw oh two super successful so it just depends on what the there's nothing more successful than love like it can't be it's fucking amazing Why are you looking at me? I'm listening you fair enough I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go Yes Thank you for tuning in. Bye.

Bye. That was a great episode. That was really great. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Stunk fart. I enjoyed that. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr