Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep611 - Opie Radio, Rob Saul, Donkeylips, Lisa Boswell
Episode Date: April 10, 2025This week we start things off with Rob Saul reading questions from Adam Busch. It’s amazing how much Rob opens up about his miserable existence. It seems the guy is living the worst possible version... of his life. Producer Chris is on the road to Dabble House so it’s just Adam and me. We check out another classic episode of That Reality Show starring elderly trans woman Lisa Boswell. Adam is convinced that Lisa is a villain and even compares her to Poltergeist’s 2’s Reverend Kane. Tom Myers is still trying to “troll” Aaron Imholte (whatever he thinks that means) and it turns out he’s just demonstrating how terrible he is at live streaming. We’re still trying to figure out how sympathetic we should be toward Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips. Opie Radio is not only in the Dabbleverse, he’s defining what the VD is and explaining how to be successful. Cardiff joins the show along with Annie as we play another round of “2 Minutes With Tom,” read some recent reviews, and listen to your voicemails. Cardiff’s new channel – https://www.youtube.com/@CardiffElect Annie’s website – https://www.insanneity.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Season 2 of the Tapes! Watch Dabble House April 11-12 – https://dabblecon.live/ You can watch the livestream of this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/aKqRlrI3ZNM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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two minutes with Tom from Cardiff Electric. But first, Adam, you were
chatting with Rob Saul. You were sending him some notes and he was
responding. So I wanted to start there. What was going on? You had some time to
kill? Sometimes when I can't sleep, you know, Rob is there and I just...
something happens to him when he gets tired. He gets into a sweet spot where if
you just kinda
pepper him with questions, I think he'll answer anything.
He's too alert in the beginning.
You gotta get him right when people are kinda paying him
a dollar to stay on and he has that look almost of
Aaron's co-host trying to stand
where it's all just kinda fading.
But if you happen to ask him something deep,
he'll just answer it and I think I got off a good one.
I think you did too. I think we found out some information about Rob Saul, of course.
I haven't checked in on Rob Saul in a long time. I didn't realize he's still trying to be the devil versus villain.
That's still his thing he's going for.
Yep.
All right. Well, this is a fun clip. Number one,
I don't know if you want to set this up at all where He's got the dog in his lap and it just blows me away all of these guys
They're super sensitive about one thing and they do whatever they can to dare you to make fun of it
If you are sensitive about people saying you love dogs
Then don't do what you're about to do in this clip and I told them I chatted him and I said this isn't helping
And he responded with this yeah, and I did speed this up to
2.5x
Because it does drag out for a while a long time
That's Rob saw doesn't deny. He has dogs. Yes. That's just not a
Right Jake right Jake tell so he showed for a second on the screen you saying this is not helping
Yeah, and now he's gonna lean into it
He's getting mad cuz Dior's trying to get back up Kimmy or you come up
Never seen him happier. Alright.
You be nice to...
You be nice to Dior.
You be nice to Dior.
You be nice to Dior.
He's allowed to sit up here too, Jake.
Jake's ballsy.
Dior's like, fuck it, I'm leaving.
Jake, why do you get you all proud of yourself?
Ain't nobody proud of you.
Ain't nobody proud of you.
Ain't nobody proud of you, boy.
He thinks he's so tough.
Jake does think he's just mean as Coojo.
It's insane.
Rob, who's more talented, Adam Bush or Shuley?
I don't know if it's Adam Bush too well, but I'm going to say him because Shuley has zero talent. I know that crowd, I know. He thinks he's just mean as Coojo, it's insane. Rob, who's more talented, Adam Bush or Shulie? Well, I don't know if it's Adam Bush, but I'm gonna say him because Shulie has zero talent.
I know that crowd, I know.
He thinks he's tough.
Jake, come on.
Jake, he's watching Dior.
Dior's supposed to get back up on camera.
Dior, come on, come on.
He runs away.
Jake, why are you scaring this poor dog like that?
Come on, he can come up.
Jake gets him on the whole side up.
Man, that dog is tough, I know.
All right, RobSouls is a bipolar bear, $2.
He says, Jake, this dude, the dog effort I'm telling you about.
Hilarious, thank you for the $2. RobSoul is a bipolar bear. You ever hit your dogs when they don't listen. No now. Yeah, I get stern with them
I
Round how many times you don't know I take my now, you know, I'm off
You know, we have time for a couple hours at a time. I'm gonna start getting nice out of spring
But I mean, you know, it's a rainy day
I'll take him out every uh, you know hour every hour to two, but I'm go out and they run back in
They're good. They're all house train. They're very good dogs. Yeah, it is
What is right? Jake? Right? Jake, can you stop me? You're you're trying to get up?
You're walking over and then Jake you scared away. You're deeps. You're deeps. You're deeps. You're deeps The other two dogs nearby. Yes, they are as TV's over there, but room. Yeah, I is what it is, right Jake? Right Jake? Can you stop beaming at Dior? Dior trying to get up, he keeps on walking over and Jake keeps scaring him away. Give me D.V.E.
D.V.E.
D.V.E.
Are the other two dogs nearby?
Yes they are.
I see he's over there, but Romeo is right over underneath Jake.
Hi.
Hello, hello, hello.
Romeo always wants to stay up.
Romeo don't care, he's not scared of Jake's growls.
And Dior's a little bit of a plus, but yeah.
I mean Dior is over here, Romeo's like I don't care.
Growl at me, I'm just gonna sit here and lay here.
It's not like you don't actually bite me, I don't care.
That's what Jake does, he acts like he growls and stuff.
I don't know, he'll never bite him.
Oh, he'll kiss him, he'll have his teeth out and he licks, licks, licks.
Now he's not going to get up.
Now he's not going to get up.
I said this isn't helping.
Fascinating. Duguan. I'm actually like I don't care. That's what Jake does. He acts like he growls and stuff. I don't ever like I don't kiss him I see that like licks the kiss
Isn't helping fascinating to go on
It's ridiculous guys like Rob have no idea what they're doing and
So this is not a show. He wants to play with his dogs. He loves his dogs
He's like guys
I have these dogs and they get on my lap and I love kissing them and playing with them and it's like yeah
Yeah, right. Yeah pets a lot of people do we got it. It's not a show
You're not what you're doing here will not make you successful as the villain of the devil verse
It's not only not a show if you invited me over to your house, and this is what was going on
I'd be like okay. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna leave you guys alone. You're clearly- Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, you're good. You got some stuff going on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, we'll get out of here.
I'm disturbing you.
You chose to invite us to watch this, Rob,
and then made us feel like we were a third wheel.
He could be successful if he stopped trying to be
whatever he's trying to be in the dabble verse
that no one cares about,
because no one's watching this stuff.
If he wanted to do a show where he's showing off his dogs
and playing with his dog, like there's an audience for that
I'm sure there's dog lovers that would want to be in there chatting with them and asking him questions about his dogs
And you know, he's talking about how often he takes them outside and shit. Nobody really cares like that's not a
It's not a real question. No, but he cares deeply and his problem is that that character
can't coexist with the one that goes immediately
to like sexual violence at the slightest insult.
He's still holding on to that John Melendez kind of comeback where if you insult him about
anything, he's just like burn it all down.
Well, he also does this thing, the format of his show from what I can tell, and you
tell me you're the one staying up all night watching Rob's show, the format of his show from what I can tell and you tell me you're the one staying up all night watching Rob's show. The format of his show is still just waiting for a
chat to come in and then reading it and responding to it. He doesn't really...
That's it. Okay so he doesn't he doesn't bring anything he's not prepping a show
he doesn't have anything to talk about right? We control the show I control the
last four minutes there by mentioning his dogs. Alright so here's another
example of you asking a question. What kind of speakers are there behind you? The best. The best of the best.
So he can't roll with the punches. If you're going to do a show where you're reactive questions,
you got to be quick on your feet, have something interesting to say. Well, the dogs aren't nearby
right now, so he's all lonely and pissed off. Yeah, you're right His demeanor so different right here without the dogs in his lap
Here's another example of him just having nothing when he gets asked a question
Who'd you rather sleep with mommy or lady KB? I don't know I
Don't know I'd have to see them they have to submit me their nudes before I make a choice
Already right there. You're like, like okay we're entering into his fantasy now
because that's just a question you could answer but now I have to see their nudes
but it gets worse and this is a guy who hasn't gotten laid in a long time.
I could tell you that. Spread eagle nude on a bed.
I have to look at them spread eagle nude like his thought immediately goes to what
are their vaginas look like
Well, he took it as an insult you're right
There's that in cell quality where he was threatened by that and what was a simple like so who would you rather?
He took his oh, I'm not getting late go fuck yourself in fact send me
Violent picks right now right whoa this was just either or buddy. Yeah, who'd you rather sleep with it's pretty simple straightforward question
You would think
Look at him. He just stares. How do you really feel about Clearwater Chad? I haven't seen Clearwater Chad in a while
I've been even really thought thought about him
Great. This is going great
So imagine
Final boss, that's how long he stares afterwards. Yeah, I forgot that was still going it looked like it was done
So imagine not having anything to say to the point where someone brings up someone you know and you're like hey
What do you think about this person like?
Everyone thought about it
Adam asked me what I think about clear water Chad
Hey, how do you really feel about clear water Chad? He's fucking poison for this show you'll be voicemails
I got people saying never have him on the show again
He's a piece of shit. He's so boring. He doesn't answer any questions
That's how I feel about Clearwater Chad you'll never see him on W ATP ever again
I don't know why for Rob thinking about it now. It's not an option
But could you think about it now?
He's like let me check my notes I clear I checked. No, I'm looking under C
I don't have anything written down like yeah. Yeah, so tell us what you're thinking right now then. Okay
All right. Now. This is where you start to get psychological with them and things start to get a little bit deep
You know when people that come out of anesthesia and you can just like hit them with have you ever cheated on me?
And they might just yeah, this is where he's at.
He gets real tired.
What's that?
Have you never forgiven what truth would ruin you
if it came out?
I don't know what truth would ruin me if it came out.
I'm pretty honest.
I mean, all the truths that I have I guess have already ruined me of everything I've done in my life that's bad
because I'm pretty honest about it who have I never forgiven I guess my ex-wife and cousin and I tried
to make that work for my daughter's sake and I just couldn't do it. Just, it can't happen. Whoa.
Yeah.
That's some heavy shit coming in right here.
That got real interesting.
That did get real interesting.
He's created a hellish existence for himself.
And you could tell that by that answer right there,
the fact that you had asked that question,
and he's, yeah, my wife left me for my cousin tried to make it work for
the sake of my daughter couldn't like I have a lot of follow-up questions after
that to be honest like oh no like what's go what's that all about what's going
out with the daughter how she feel about all this but you can't be the villain of
the devil first and be this broken as a person play with dogs, the answer is right there in your lap!
What you should be doing if you want to stream on the internet. And I don't mind
him talking about this stuff if he wants to really be honest about it. What's so
fascinating to me about this moment here is the same thing with Opie Show. Opie
goes on and on about how he doesn't want to talk about Anthony, but then
people ask him questions about Anthony and he answers them Rob
You don't have to answer this
I just asked you and you took the opportunity because you needed to talk about it
We're here for you, buddy. Like go go for it. Let us know what's going on
And I think it would be really interesting. Well, this this is the most interesting clip. This is a short a small clip package today
This is the last one, but this is all Adam putting this together for us. And this is, I don't know how you came up with this question, but good on you. I wouldn't have thought to ask this.
All right. You got till, all right. Two. Oh, no, not one more hour. Yeah. $5. I'll go until two Oh five.
205. That's weird too, where it's he's negotiating with the chat. You know we make fun of Aaron Imholt for doing this obviously. If you give me this much money
I'll do this much longer. But I've never heard Aaron say five bucks and I'll go
until 205. Things get real desperate at the strip club when the lights go on
and everyone starts looking for their coats and there's only a couple
minutes left. You're trying to get what you can.
What memories still haunt you?
And I have so many.
I like, I embarrass myself on such a regular basis.
Whoa.
And you know what I say?
I always notice myself muttering to myself again.
Oh, I hate it here.
And I always say I hate it here.
And I guess it's here in my mind when I'm thinking about like how I've humiliated myself over the years
Nasty meal trying to
What's the most fucked up high experience you've ever had
Probably last night. I had a couple of those pickles man. I went to bed, man. I couldn't
even fall asleep. I was like, I was tripping balls last night. I really made those pickles strong.
When did you last lie to someone you loved? Well, I haven't loved someone in a while,
so I'll have to think of who I loved last when I can lie about them
Wow, I mean I feel like I'm in the psychologist office with him. Mm-hmm
Oh, I'm haunted by so many things at night and I tell myself I hate it here and I what I mean
I think is I don't like the thoughts of my own head like all right
I'm gonna write you a prescription. Yeah, and you're gonna need to start coming in a little more often. Yeah, this is serious shit that we're talking about
This is what we call a wheelchair prison
Is free compared to this guy?
It's like well. I say to myself at night. You know I'm trapped in here
I'm trapped in here whatever that'm trapped in here, whatever that was, and I believe him. That's disturbing and wildly entertaining and very revealing because he
did not have to answer that, but he wanted to.
Yes, and he's living in...
He needed to.
He's a miserable person. His reality is awful, and I believe he deserves it. I think that reality is awful
Oh, last night. Last night. And it was, and it was not a fun. He's just oh my god I had to be alone my thoughts while I was high it sucked mm-hmm and I don't think he was
kidding I think in his mind if you ask him any day he'll say last night I think
it's the nights get real rough I really do all right we got a bunch of stuff to
get into I've got a great package with my favorite Lisa Boswell coming up. Tom Meyer's
trying to troll steel toe. We got some Michael Ray Bauer stuff. Opie of course. Opie has
done a thing and we'll get all into it, but I always praised Opie for ignoring me. I,
I said that for years. Like the smartest thing Opie's ever done is never acknowledged W ATP
and boy is that ship sailed
I don't know what happened well
I think it's because he's ruled by his chat his chats all devil for his people now, but it's crazy what's happened with that
I have a fun package for us today and Helga. These girls ain't fellas. Lisa, Lisa and Helga.
That reality show was the name of Helga Mann and Lisa Boswell's show back on August 25th,
2023. This is a Friday show and they have a slumber party on Fridays. They actually start the show
before the sun has come up, which in August is not easy to do, in my opinion. So this is a very
early morning and normally Helga comes in with a disclaimer about the show. It's pretty long-winded
about drug use, potential nudity, and all this kind of stuff.
But Lisa actually comes in with a disclaimer that she feels superior, and I might agree
with her.
Welcome to Friday's slumber party on That Reality Show.
And today, if you're a kid, don't get on here, okay?
See, that's how you do a kid, don't get on here, okay? See that's how you do a disclaimer, okay?
You tell the kids to get out the fuck off the damn page.
Pretty good stuff.
That does get me intrigued.
Like this is not safe for children.
They look like marionettes that were left, you know, on a shelf that are moving and talking
and shouldn't be.
I have art back here, you can't see it, but it's beaverless and butt stuff, and it's them
drawn as beavers and butt-head.
And anyway, not the point.
The point is Helga without her wig is so disturbing.
There is nothing ladylike about this guy.
I'm sorry. I don't mean to offend the trans woman here, but it's not a good look.
You see how dark it is outside?
They're always in a bad mood and I'm always wondering what's going to make them in an
even worse one and it's getting up this early.
That's just...
Well, I think Lisa goes in at like 6 p.m. and gets up at 3 a.m. Or something like that and they even talk about
I didn't clip it but you know about how Lisa goes into Helga's room and
Twists her big toe to wake her up to come down and do the show
Everything's violence with Lisa. I love it. Yes
this is fun because
Helga says something that cracks Lisa up, but you don't see this very often.
We're not doing Facebook Live, we're gonna do YouTube.
Yeah, we're gonna do YouTube Live,
but it's gonna be just about the same kind of fuck show.
It's still gonna be a fuck show.
That's good.
I love it when Lisa's happy. That makes me happy. But she was tickled by that comment. It's gonna be a fuck show. Do you remember
Poltergeist? I do. They did Poltergeist too I think. I've never seen it. It wasn't as good.
I don't remember. Remember the devil was like this old man who would sing like
God is in his holy temple. I don't remember that
Much like what we're looking at right now very much like people's depiction of what the devil might be
I have to tell you I'm looking at your posture right now, and I can't see everything that's going on
But you look like you're watching a scary movie. Oh, yeah, I just yeah
I'm like yeah
They're gonna jump out of the screen at me right now?
John talking to the cop, like, please don't hit me.
Yeah, yeah.
You know when somebody smiles like that and they think it's helping but it's having the opposite effect,
it just makes me feel terrible.
That's interesting because I watch these two and it cracks me up, and you watch them and you're disturbed.
Mm-hmm.
You do very different reactions.
We're both chasing different emotions, but we end up at the same place.
That's true. All right, so now
Helga is talking about her books and how she can't get an agent because of this thing that happened
And this is what I love about Lisa Lisa shuts that shit down
Stop talking about the past and
Because they got a pissing
yesterday but I could do that. Yeah, we're good
I love that
You know how good going off again and whatever stupid stories from the past
He's okay. I want to show my outfit now. Can we talk about my outfit? I'm looking fabulous
It's fun every writer like that has a story about why they they're not right again, right?
Yeah, and why there's no excuse, you know
MGM black blacklisted then there's nothing they can do. They can't write there's their black there out of this wasn't their fault. Yeah
So this is a fun segue one of the brilliant things about this show is how quickly they can move from topic to topic
See, I got a pocket here. I like pockets.
Yeah.
I do like pockets.
So yesterday, Donald Trump got booked into Fulton County jail.
Brilliant.
I like pockets.
I got a pocket here.
Donald Trump's in prison. That like pockets. I got a pocket here. Donald Trump's in prison.
That's great. And of course, there's a lot of Trump talk, as there always is on this show. I don't like to play a lot of the Trump talk stuff because it's very boring. But Helga says something that I think would maybe get you kicked off of social media in some instances. I guess not when you're talking about
off of social media in some instances. I guess not when you're talking about Donald Trump. In fact, I'd like what I'd like to do is take a plastic bag, put it on a pillow, sneak in,
sneak up to him when he's sleeping, put it across his face until he stops thrashing.
I think that's illegal.
Dynamite drop in money?
That's hilarious.
I'd like to murder Donald Trump.
I don't know if you could do that.
I think that's illegal.
All right.
There's a big show now, but like I said, this is a Friday show.
They got the weekend and then they got Monday coming up and Lisa's selling this so hard.
She's so excited about what they're going to be doing Monday live on YouTube.
At this time, they weren't live on YouTube very often, so she's pumped. So Monday we're gonna turn everybody on to Hartford,
Connecticut. Everybody get ready for Hartford, Connecticut. We're gonna do a tour of Hartford,
Connecticut. Yeah. Drive around Hartford. Yeah. They're gonna drive around Hartford, Connecticut yeah drive around Hartford yeah They're gonna drive around
Hartford, Connecticut it sounds like a joke on a Wayne's world
Wait till tomorrow's episode. We'll be driving around
Hartford, Connecticut
Dover, Delaware
Hey, I'm in Delaware
What are we talking about guys are gonna want to miss this we'll be driving around Hartford, Connecticut
Okay, and then later on in the show she goes back to selling this again What the fuck are we talking about? Guys aren't gonna wanna miss this. We'll be driving around to Hartford, Connecticut. Okay.
And then later on in the show,
she goes back to selling this again.
It's gonna be fun.
Monday will be fun because we're gonna go live
and we'll take you all around Hartford
and you get to see just exactly what it's all about.
It'd be fun.
So join us, won't you?
Monday, we're going live. us volunteer Monday. We're going
Saturday Sunday and Monday
Lisa does have a charm about her am I wrong she gets a demonic charm. She's got an it factor though
Yes Her phrasing in the way you see she says things you could never predict
The it factor like the clown I guess is what I'm talking about. Yes that I see that type of factor
It's just the friendlier. She tries to get the more repulsive it is. It's a wild
You and I feel very differently about Lisa Boswell. I think but we love it. I do we all love it
It's just for different reasons. There's there's something that this is where villains come from
Yes, it doesn't come from people who think they're evil and go around it's from people trying to be friendly and scaring you I
Have to tell you every time we haven't done this in a few weeks
But every time I go back and I find an old that reality show and I pull up clips
I am having so much fun watching the show pulling the clips from it. It's one of my favorites of
all time. I'm glad that with Vimeo we still exists because their YouTube channel was nuked,
but at least Vimeo is there so we can check some of the stuff out. Here is a question
that Lisa asks about Hartford because you know they're promoting this big livestream
they're going to do. Hogue is paying zero attention to Lisa as usual.
I meant to ask you about that.
How come it seems like everywhere we go in Hartford,
in the whole damn neighborhood, it's called old power.
Bitch Aries, bitch Aries and a paper start at 300 bucks.
Wow.
Yeah, it's unlike any other show isn't it how come every place in our food look they gonna be on fire
And they start talking about as he how we got starts talking about
Bituaries and I didn't let that roll because I find how good very boring but
She keeps saying bit you where instead of obituaries over and
over again. I'm not sure what that is.
Anyway. Maybe everything's burning down
because you're witches. Well it's funny
because they start talking about how
you know they're trans women and you
shouldn't be afraid of them. They're
not bad people, which is interesting
that you're picking up on this vibe, Adam.
We're not gonna seduce your children.
There you go.
I've never said that.
I feel like a cougar with a boyfriend
who's only a couple years younger.
I've never uttered the phrase,
I'm not gonna seduce your children.
Why would that come up?
It's not like someone asked me if I was going to it's just
And you know when I applied for this job. I was hesitant but hearing you say that I'm so comforted
And I'm glad you brought it up out of context. I now I'm excited to be working here with all of you
Why would they say that?
Say that
That's great. I feel like a cougar with boyfriend is only a couple years younger. That's Yeah, it's three years younger than he great. I feel like a cougar with a boyfriend is only a couple years younger.
Yeah, it's three years younger than me. I feel like somebody that's 30 years younger than me.
Yeah, you feel like a cougar. Yeah. I don't know if cougar is the word I would use for these two.
Predator?
I don't know if cougar is the word I would use for these two. Predator?
Okay, well in that context, yeah cougar.
Cougar works.
This is a fantastic clip right here because Lisa is talking about a time when she was
trying to fit in when she was younger.
And I'm following the story and then it just takes a left turn and it goes somewhere you would never guess
and I'm still trying to scratch my head
and figure this one out.
So I kept trying to fit in with Robert Ariel
who was my good friend who's been my friend for 62 years.
And I kept trying to fit in, I kept saying,
oh my God, if I could just be their friend.
So here's what I did.
I got a horseshoe, a horseshoe.
And so I said, you guys, I got a horse.
He had Paul Pushkar, who, Paul Pushkar, who died of AIDS.
And his mother couldn't even say the word AIDS
back in the 90s.
Oh.
That's really sad.
Yeah, it started with a story about you getting a horseshoe
and saying that you had a horse.'s like a cool way to make friends
Yeah, what's fascinating about this? Oh, you know, I'm watching the show and I go at least it just whatever went off on a different tangent
I'm not joking ten minutes later ten minutes goes by and all of a sudden she picks up where she left off on this horse
Story, I I couldn't believe that she even remembers she was talking about it
Off on this horse story. I couldn't believe that she even remembers she was talking about it
Say way I told my friend Robert Ariel when he goes well. Where's your horse? I said
He's not here now. I think he went to the store
And if you're not seeing the comedic genius that is Lisa Boswell you're not picking up on this
There's no one else like this. I'm Fascinated I'm fascinated. I laugh on the inside you know
You can see that the time that went by with just talking politics
Ten religious so anyway what happened was and that did not resolve the story for me. I do not know what happened
I still need closure
What is she talking about?
She was trying to tell her friends that she owned a horse so she bought a horseshoe and said this
is my horse's horseshoe and then they said where is your horse and she said well he went to the
store. Right ah and then they all made friends right. Um anyway. He sounds like a cool guy.
Here's something you probably didn't know about Lisa Boswell because I sure as hell did not.
Are you trying to tell me I have to be blind to be african-american?
Yeah, pretty much
I mean you got a little bit of a little bit of dna and you enough to work
I get jealous of you in the summer because you tan and I don't
10 black. Whoa lisa is 10 black Now I i'll ask you Adam, do you have to be black to be
an African American? I feel like I shouldn't answer that question because I don't quite
know what you're asking me. Yeah I don't know what I'm asking either. And I'm afraid of
a world that can be clipped. Do you have to be black to be African? Like, Elon Musk is
an African American, right? And Dave Matthews Matthews you could be South Africa you could be from Africa
That's what I mean sure
Absolutely
American
But she's talking about this is why she doesn't or does tan better is that where we're going with this I guess
I I don't know if that's really like being 10% black has anything to do with tanning. I don't think so
That's what she's implying. Yeah
They're not bright people Adam these two have wonderful skin
They're killing it with that. Yeah. No, this is where they get into a discussion about
people think that trans people are dangerous and
people think that trans people are dangerous. And luckily for them, they live in New England.
And most of the places in New England, very progressive,
and it's fine, no one's worried
about trans people being around.
And I like that Lisa tells Helga what's up in this clip.
We can go to Massachusetts without being harassed.
We can go to Rhode Island.
We can go to Rhode Island. We can go to Rhode Island.
Vermont, New Hampshire, anywhere in New England.
You get outside of the coastal areas in Maine, it's kind of dangerous.
But...
Hell yeah, no, it's not.
People look at you weird, but you know what? America only knows about 10 to 14 percent of the people.
Only 10 to 14 percent of the people that are out there tonight know who trans people are.
All right, a couple things I want to talk about here. First off, I hate, because this is very
much a woke dad thing we talk about on Who Are These Socials, where woke dads always talking about
how vulnerable these children are in the LGBTQ plus community
I'm like you live in New York State. What are you talking about? He's not in the Middle East
No one wants to chuck him off a building. I don't know what you what you mean by that
And so how good also got this victim mentality where how good saying yeah
You know if we're in some rural parts of Maine, it's dangerous up there unless it's like it's really not
I mean they might look at you funny and honestly, but everyone looks at these two funny
I can't imagine unless you're used to them coming into the diner you wouldn't give a second glance
I mean what the fuck is going on there?
But I'm like the voice alone through the vote you don't even need to see just you'd hear and you brace
Yes, but I love that Lisa shuts that down right there
It's like we're fine
It's it's not it's not a big deal
But then she throws out a stat and I don't know where she's getting the stat from but she said 10 to 14 percent of Americans
Even know the trans people exist
Mmm, that's that's that's a correct. That's she did the math
No, this is a couple years ago, it's 20 I think she's off thinks you might be out a little bit
I'll leave you with this. This is beautiful because as we know Lisa Boswell is a musician and
Was a touring musician touring drummer. I believe is the story really? Yes
I'm blanking on who was the singer for the band that she toured with according to her.
We looked for her on old YouTube footage and everything else and couldn't find it, but
interesting.
Yeah, it's a pretty big singer.
You would know who it was.
Robert Palmer maybe.
I forget.
Really?
Something like that.
Something to that level.
She was one of the addicted to love girls?
No, no, no. She was a man back then playing drums.
Okay.
In the band. Eddie Money, thank you Don.
I knew someone in the chat would know.
Eddie Money? Really? Two tickets to Paradise?
Yes.
She's the drummer.
She, well, not on the album recordings.
A touring drummer. But she was in the band. Because Eddie well, not on the album recordings. A touring drummer.
But she was in the, because Eddie Money always played with different musicians, you know,
it wasn't a band.
So yeah, she was the drummer for Eddie Money's touring band for some time.
But she was Larry Boswell.
Right, or whatever she was, yes.
Okay.
And so I'm always excited to hear her talents come out, and the name Sarah gets brought
up. Sarah. Sarah. her talents come out and the name Sarah gets brought up time for goodbye Well done well done Lisa
We should have a rose I could throw
Right now it's like the the skeletons they show you at the end of Pirates of the Caribbean ride. There's
While she's singing a love song oh shit. I didn't even think of it that way
I could now I have to watch that again with that context
If you die see this you didn't make it
Wow, I think you down it with that analogy. That's perfect.
Jefferson Starship, everybody.
Hmm.
A classic from them.
They built this city, right?
Well Starship did.
I don't know if Jefferson Starship did.
Okay.
What a weird band.
There's certain bands that just, they started out like a real band and then they just turned
into shit.
And that's one of the good examples of that.
Yeah, they went real pop. Sticks might be another example. Although I don't know if Sticks was ever all that great.
They definitely got shitty.
I don't know. Genesis took a turn when Phil Collins started singing.
I mean, I Can't Dance is probably their best song of all time, but
started singing I mean I can't dance is probably their best song of all time we will be doing a meetup by the I keep forgetting to talk about this will be
at Stevie tomatoes tomorrow night Thursday night well we'll be hanging out
at Stevie tomatoes 8 p.m. we've reserved a room there so come down if you're in
that area the Cape Coral area come down and say hi to all of us we'll all be
there are you ready to move on to my buddy Tom Myers? Oh, yes
You know, it's no different than you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building
It's what I do. I
Happen to watch this a little bit this morning. I saw that he was live streaming
So I check it on my buddy Tom from time to time see how he's doing
See what he's up to and you know, he's trying to start this rivalry with him and steel toe.
He might've been successful at it because still toe does talk about Tom Myers and vice
versa. So this is him. He's ready to troll steel toe for his viewers. So I just want so
I just want to point out his hair
It's just bright green can't figure out how to get the green screen set up correctly in stream yard And every time I go in to his chat
I go in as myself my real name, and I always type in there's something out the green screen thing, huh?
I'm just trying to help him out like dude look into this it's a very easy fix
what you're doing here but I know we brought up mr. Burns after his treatment
at that one episode and everyone thought he was a space alien that's what Tom he looks like a
space alien he's glowing green everywhere it's almost like a racer had
too with that hair. Oh, yeah
so I'm still trying to troll steel toe, but he's making it very difficult because
He's
He's being mean and blocking me. That's not how trolling works. Yep. He's blocked me
So I can't really get through to him at all
Wow doesn't take much I'm gonna troll you so hard. I'll just block you fuck now. I'm on now. I'm out
Vt. I'm very upset with this guy's
Efforts yeah, yeah
He shut that guy shut down schooly's anonymous when John was trying to check it out, and he was like oh like that's fair
That's right. I forgot about that. That was hilarious. Hey this guy's trying to troll people
He's like and they did things to protect themselves like a bunch of losers. Yep
so I know he reads his rumble chat and
Like I think he blocked
He blocked my
He blocked my email
How slow is this fucking guy?
The way he talks, he sounds dumb.
I know he is, but he's certainly not fooling anyone
the way he livestreams.
You gotta understand that all of those silences
that he lives in, they're not silent for him.
His mind is racing so fast.
There's so much happening that he's not really aware
that it's silence.
We have those moments, like briefly for a moment,
if you're distracted and somebody says something,
there's a second of silence and you go,
oh, sorry, what'd you say?
Like, he's lost.
There is no multitasking.
He just has no idea there's people watching
and those moments are filled with panic and searching
and he thinks this is all active.
And there's something to be said for what he uses
as his model.
He watches Chad Zumach.
And whatever you're inspired by,
like I've never enjoyed a band that was inspired by like the Sex Pistols
I'm not saying the Sex Pistols aren't a good band for whatever reason, but if your band's inspired by the Sex Pistols your band's gonna suck
because you're not even trying to be good and unless you like the Sex Pistols and
This guy is watching
Chad Zumaq and going oh, this is how you live stream.
It's like, well, this is,
you gotta find someone who knows what they're doing
and try to emulate that.
Don't be inspired by Chad Zumach.
I never understood how Stuttering John could respond
to people making such specific threats at him with,
wow, and oh my God, whatever am I gonna do?
I'm like, why does he keep saying that?
Why does he think that's a response you can have to people?
And then I saw Kevin Brennan.
Oh my god, that's what he's doing.
It's terrible.
That's the inspiration for what we're watching right here.
Or he blocked my account rather.
So I have,
I found an old hotmail account that I don't use anymore.
And so I am going to
now troll him. There we go.
So this is insane. So Tom is like, I'm too clever for this.
What I'll do is I'll use a
different email. Yeah, Tom, you don't even need to have an old Hotmail account.
You can create an email anytime you want. There are people who have dozens of
email accounts. There's a guy I know that's thousands of them. If you want to
troll someone, you can just keep continuing to create new email addresses.
And Tom's like, little does he know I created a Hotmail account 12 years ago,
and I can use that
Everyone knows that Tom idiot times younger than me by the way So it's not like he's a boomer doesn't understand the internet world like he is, but that's not why
How supervillains work he's like you know telling us every single thing he's gonna do in detail before he does it and the roadblocks
He's encountering and how he's gonna work his way around them that actually is what?
Supervillains do unfortunately but only in very bad movies yes
Get that notification off of there
We're watching steeltoe now, so hit the dislike button everybody hey
So So I'm worried I might be. MSO says Aaron.
So I'm going to be on, I'm going to try to get through to him on Rumble just because because
oh
when does the trolling start? i know, what is he doing?
what's going on tom?
and i completely forgot what i was going to say cause he started
no shit yeah i could tell, i was like wow we know what I'm gonna do is oh and they
just get sucked into the show immediately and is staring at it this
rap battle did not get off to a good start now what you're gonna see here is
there's a chat that Aaron is pop on the screen because Aaron I mean his shows wild So there's someone wrote
Negro women
On the chat and times gonna see this and freak the fuck out
Whoa, okay. Come on. That's
Okay, yeah, I'm not gonna yeah, I'm not gonna put that up on the screen. I'm gonna wait till he takes that down
I know I don't want to get my channel struck. Oh my gosh
Could you imagine someone's drinking a Niagara Modelo on their stream? Holy shit their YouTube channel be taken away from them immediately
It seems like Tom's the one who got trolled there
Yes, correct. I
Do not want to get my channel struck
correct I
Do not want to get my channel struck
Because of the word don't be sending him money. Yeah, well, no. No I sent him to super chats
He didn't He didn't put the first one on the screen
Didn't even read oh
And the other one he didn't even read. Oh god damn it.
Oh so this is Tom explaining how good he is at trolling and how he got blocked.
He goes I sent him two super chats and the second one he didn't read.
Like, oof.
You're getting pretty good there.
Wow.
I don't know.
That show's still out in the air?
He sounds like he's a super fan trying to get a hold of some K-pop star that he loves.
Like he didn't read my first one, but hopefully he'll get the second and uh
But he said oh tom miers in the chat, and then he went off on me
Change your name to definitely not
This is the funniest thing he's ever heard
Mention diggity says change your name is definitely not tom miers, and he goes oh my gosh that is so clever diggity now. It also helps that mint diggity gives him money, so he finds mint diggity
Be very funny. He also looks right now like to key is sneaking up behind him ready to
Take them
I'm gonna do that
Definitely not Tom Myers. I'll do that mint diggity
But so I'm gonna be in the okay. He took that check down
He's so slow
You can't figure out how to get him back on the screen
Okay, there we go
There we go Wow, I didn't even know I could do that. I'm playing around with the
most basic thing in stream yard
That's insane
Use your minions us to do it for you says Vaklav
minions
alright, let's let's fast forward a bit because
You know he teased this great bit he was going to do where he was going to sign in to rumble with an account that isn't blocked.
And then what's Aaron going to do when that happens? You know what I mean? I'm not a big
Aaron Emhold fan, but I can imagine that that wouldn't throw him off his game too much.
Just having a guy in the chat that's Tom Myers.
Aaron's a pro.
I think I think he'll be able to figure this out
Let's see what about now
All right, so I am in the free rumble chat right now
Hates with my backup. Hey toe. I'm still here and I'm still sniping
Enter
And now we play the waiting game
What's he gonna do with that? Hey, tell I'm still here and I'm still sniping
Wow
And Aaron doesn't have a ton of viewers that rumble is showing like 300 something and we know rumble numbers are a little inflated
And I usually has a 300 something on YouTube at the same time
Thomas nine
What are you doing? What are we accomplishing here Tom you're sniping the show cares
Because of fuck by the way Bob Levy this morning had nine members watching and he was trying to raise
89 more dollars and he looked at the amount of people watching and the amount of money left, and he said, fuck it.
Oh no.
And Bob Levy has like talent and skills.
Yeah.
This guy.
And a track record and a name.
Yeah, it's all really sad, but Tom,
I think he misunderstands the term sniping,
is not just, you know, in and of itself hurting somebody.
I mean, sure, you're taking some viewers
But you have to do something with it. You can't just be like sniping commences now, right? You're really getting it
I'm doing it you have to then perform
There's no way out of the performance part of your show you're going to have to deliver
Comedy at some point and I would add that the whole point of having your mic in a mic stand is that you don't have
To hold it like this the whole time So. He doesn't know what to do with himself
every falling
Time type that in and now he's waiting to see how he responds. Yeah, let's see how it responds gonna be great
Morning chow
What's up Chow? Says Mint. Diggity. That's a nice little salute right there.
Now I can't tell what's going on here. I can hear Aaron echoing. There's, he might have
him open in both YouTube and Rumble at the same time. That's why we're hearing him twice
Or it could be a times not wearing headphones
It could be just slapping into his microphone, so we're just hearing Aaron get picked up by Tom's Mike. He's an idiot I just love the idea that he's like rolling up his sleeves getting ready to fight
But hold on got to say good morning to chow
I'm gonna show this guy's ass good morning. Here's an emoji from mendigity. Let's pull that up on the screen
Wow, we're taking Aaron down. All right. This is good stuff
Yeah, let's
Let's change. Let's be better or you can go who can I blame this on who I so I can get shitloads of sympathy
I don't deserve
God I fucking hate her
What's her name?
Emily I will say this that's a great name for a sex teacher Emily nutley
I'm not gonna switch to the rumble chat. Just cuz that that chats very
Chats very volatile
Tom show
This is the worst trolling I've ever seen in my life I've never say they like this
So sad no no no I don't want to do that
I'm using the wrong laptop
Hey
Say hi to me
No Say hi to me. Oh no.
This is so embarrassing.
So now he's writing.
So Toad didn't respond to the first one, so now he's got to write a second one and it's
the saddest thing possible.
Say hi to me.
I'm sniping you.
Notice me.
Yeah.
This is a super fan, like you said.
Yeah.
Say hi to me
I'm not trolling
Emily nutley pled guilty Monday to two counts of sexual battery. I promise
This is like when John was bragging to Kate Meany that he's white knighting for her and tell you understand the word
They're saying what that man. This is what I'm talking about trolling. He's like look at me. I'm trolling
Mm-hmm. I'm doing it. It's happening sure right now wow look at me
I'm sailing you know what fuck it. Let's just go to rumble
All right, it's not working. Let's just go to the rumble chat so you can see the damage. I'm doing oh yeah
Let's see the damage. You're doing how many hit points? We knocked off this guy. I
Mean what a fucking idiot happens a lot, but is a judge allowed to just
He's intimidated by Aaron's ability to just talk. Here's mine right here. Hey toast say hi to me. Yeah, yeah, you're right
What's happening right now? This is something that's rarely seen in the devil verse is Aaron's doing his show
Videos he's commenting on what he's watching he's Aaron's doing his show. He's pulling up videos, he's commenting on what he's
watching, he's doing his thing. And Tom's going, why would he drop everything and acknowledge that
I'm in the chat right now? That's what I would be doing if I were him. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course you would, Tom. And also his mind doesn't, he can't process what Aaron's saying fast enough,
so he keeps waiting for breaks so he can you know make fun
of whatever he said but the brakes don't come so he keeps moving on he can't catch
up it's funny
so here's mine right here hey to say hi to me I'm not trolling I promise
hey tome I'm still here I'm still sniping until we see you again I don't
really know what the fuck you did I don't know what's going on I gotta be I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm
gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm
gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm
gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm
gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm
gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm
gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm
gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. I'm your takes. Let me say something. We bodied Tom Myers and fucking crushed him. And it's okay. So this is the big moment right here. So now we actually hear Aaron addressing
time and this is all he wanted. Just please talk about me. So now he's talking about him.
Maybe boost the volume a little bit. Tom, this is the moment you've been waiting for.
Aaron's getting trolled real hard by you. 10 people watching. No you didn't. And I think it got through his feelings a little bit.
No you didn't.
Because Tom Myers is so bad at trashing other shows that he just watches them and participates
in the show.
This is a retard fight, but Aaron obviously understands what's going on better than Tom
does in this.
It's been a long time since I've witnessed something
where Aaron came off better than whoever he was talking to.
But this is John going, oh, oh, as his roasting style.
He's got nothing and Aaron's calling him out for it.
I mean, like, I'm here and I'm fucking with you.
Some minors is somehow worse at streaming
than he is at comedy, and that's coming from the guy who
did the bong hit transplant joke. It's one of the more popular jokes out there.
I went with Tom defense defense, defense is comedy. It is one of the more popular jokes
out there. My pocket trans plant, not for the reasons that you want it to be Tom. Everyone
who references that joke is clowning your inability to write a joke.
Thank you Ross Dogg, I appreciate it.
I hate this guy, he's fucking terrible.
And what does Aaron do? He sucks Tom Myers in and Tom Myers is commenting on the content of the show.
It's too easy for me.
I mean, whenever you start talking about me, you don't hit the goal.
Another win for... Oh, that's why Tom is winning right now. I mean whenever you have whenever you start talking about me, you don't hit the goal another win
Oh, that's why Tom is winning right now
Because Aaron talked about him, and then he won't hit the goal
Because Tom couldn't figure out like why he was winning just now
He couldn't figure out what the formula is
He got what he wanted earns brought him up
Aaron hit his stupid applause drop that he always hits
Aaron brought him up. Aaron had his stupid applause drop that he always hits. Tom's actually acting like I didn't know he'd say mean stuff about me. I thought he'd be
impressed. Yeah, what the fuck? I thought he would run and hide.
By the way, Ross Dogg throwing a couple more bucks. How many people does he have watching?
Be honest. And this is after probably 10 or 20 of ours went and gave him a little bump.
How many does he have? A little bump. He gave me like three people.
Yeah, and it tripled the audience.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm the best show out there, and I'm the most
interesting guy out there. If you can't draw a number
with me, you're fucking terrible
at this. I'm the best show
out there. See, this is right here
where Tom should
pause it or something and explain
how ridiculous of a statement
that is from Aaron Immelt to say he's the best show out there and
Instead nothing like if you can't bring numbers and you're fucking terrible. I mean
I know you are but what am I that's what he's got his first insult
Aaron for as shitty as a show is has 80 times the viewership of Tom Myers and
does response is, well, you don't have yours. What you mean?
It is an iconic joke. You should read up on before you take
the arraignment hearing that and now he's back on the show.
Oh my god. Like that's so that that time is passed. That's all
the time you suck Tom Myers intopo. You know, like there's just gears, wires, and the electrodes.
Tom still lives as Sam Show.
Everything runs the way it's supposed to.
And then you get a story like this,
where there's a woman who fucked her student.
She's charged with six felony counts.
That's who we got.
The judge goes, yeah, you know when I let you out earlier
with no bond?
Yeah, sorry, I know you fucked me.
And then Tom Myers, oh, Ross Dawes,
and I'm a little, I gotta give him a little props think about that
How often does this happen Tom be quiet? I'm trying to listen Aaron
Hey Ross dog send me money damn it. He's a predator. So that's hilarious. I wanted to get to that point
I know that this has been tedious for a second or watching Aaron show, but it sure has
The the chats that Tom put in did nothing
Aaron's in a segment. He's not paying attention
And if he was he wouldn't stop his show to be like some guy saying he's Tom Myers
But Ross dog gave a super chat which got Aaron to acknowledge that he's being sniped
And then what you just heard Tom say was Ross dog send me the money
He was up. That's all he wanted was the attention
Then he got it and then he thought but that two bucks could have been my two dollars instead of Aaron Imholts two dollars
We that's what we're talking about here. We talk about Aaron versus Tom. This is what we're seeing. I
Just can't believe that
Because I've heard Aaron do these kind of rants about how everyone's seething and everyone you know wants to be him and how everyone
That is sniping him is obsessed with him
It never occurred to me that there was a world where the person listening to Aaron say that was actually like
Fuck the guy got me. Yeah, but watching Tom right he won. He got one over on Tom
He made Tom look stupid Tom still hasn't said anything interesting or funny and he was not prepared for Aaron to just have the slight ability
To not let the chat dominate his show for a couple minutes right or for one or two minutes
Just whenever Aaron would roll Tom's like oh shit
I'm just waiting for him to stop talking so I can get in my diss and by the time he stops talking
He's forgotten what he was gonna say he literally he literally said I forgot what I was going to wound up for it
He was all ready to go and then forgot what he was gonna say. Tom is brain dead
Mm-hmm, but he shows up to the rap battle every week and he gets ready and he walks right up there
And then he forgets what he's gonna say and goes home. And you know what, I just remembered something.
Because all these idiots, they all think that
everyone's as dumb as them.
And this is something that we've been seeing
like Chad and Stuttering John,
these people are not intelligent people
and they think everyone else is just as stupid,
which is why they think they get away with lies
and project all this shit on everyone.
I'm just remembering now that when Tom first started doing these
Monday Wednesday Friday morning streams
I would go on and just type shit in there and it would throw him completely off his game
It would totally mess with them and he'd be like, oh
So he thinks that happens to everyone. Oh if I just type a chat in there, it's gonna freak him out
He's not gonna know what to do and Aaron's just doing his show
Could you imagine if every time someone wrote in there like Tom Myers blah blah blah
Aaron like lost his mind and didn't know what to do with his show anymore. That that'd be pretty crazy
This is what blew me away about OB's TikTok
Is that I would just go in there and say one or two words and completely
Shift the focus of his show
Until whatever bullshit I was talking about for the next 20 minutes
And I would be kidding and he would take it really seriously, and it's like gentlemen
I'm not supposed to be producing your show right now right I'm only vaguely interested to begin with
That's like going to the colors like went back when he was out of radio and then just leaving the studio like all right
Well, you know what? What do you want to talk about? I watched the Yankees game last night. Yeah, go ahead
Go you take it from here. Yeah, take it
All right. Let's talk about
Donkulis Michael Ray Bauer you put together some some clips for us here. Where do you want to begin?
I mean, let's start right at the beginning
I'm trying to hate him, but I'm having a hard time doing it. I really am I I see how the
the
He pretends to be a little more pious and pure than he really is because when it comes down to it
It always goes back to the money and he's very aware of that of making himself seem
Smaller than he is but god damn it, I'm sympathetic to the fucker.
Okay, so this is from his movie review, late-night movie review show.
Yeah, even his movie reviews have to circle back to help me in very subtle ways.
There it is on screen, and I do have donation portals down below.
Cameos available, anything to support your boy
trying to make a living out of YouTube since acting work ain't coming show
greatly and please forgive me for being MIA I deal with depression it seems to
be a monthly thing it's not PMS it's DMS depression must stay away for a good while.
All right, let's get right into it.
Does he think stay away is one word?
How is that DMS?
I mean, it's just so, the anti-John,
I find it so refreshing.
Cause we would mock John for setting up some random clip to a Superman movie by
bragging about how well he's doing, how he just came back from the psychologist, and I got a perfect 10 in mental health
and how he's starring in an IBM commercial. Now here's Superman.
So here's some guy going, I'm broke, I'm dressed like a condom, and I am out of acting work. Anyway, here's Superman.
It's like wow, and I'm seasonally depressed
I've got nothing going on, and I was just going through a bout of depression
Mm-hmm and I feel bad for me
I want to play the intro to this show that he does late-night movie review
And this is an odd one because he's watching a trailer
And he reviews a trailer for some reason and by the way he likes the movie spoiler
He doesn't even see it yet. No one has and he's like this movie was good and defending it
immediately cuz the superman logo so this is the intro to this show my name
is Mike and I like movies late at night today's review Superman extended trailer what's up everybody it's your boy
Mikey Ray Bauer that might be the laziest and chill I've ever seen but the my first
thought when I saw that it was like oh shit what happened to Doug Benson remember Doug
loves movies that was a pretty big podcast and so I looked it up because I haven't heard that name
I haven't seen him on anything and forever. I went to his YouTube channel
The last time he posted a video was seven years ago
It was actually an episode with Tim Dillon who I was not nearly as popular back then seven years ago, but
What happened to Doug Benson?
Benson I'm sure he not do that anymore? I'm a fan of Doug Benson.
I'm sure he'd still do it stand up.
I'm sure he's still smoking and putting on live streams
even if he's not doing the Doug Loves movies.
I would think.
He's gotta be doing something.
I would think so.
I actually hung out with Doug Benson, quote unquote,
on a Weezer cruise back in the day.
I got to watch a live taping of Doug Loves movies.
And he's great. He's fantastic.
It's fun. He's a funny guy.
But what do either one of them have a degree from NYU?
Because if they don't, they shouldn't be weighing in on films.
They have no opinion.
Correct.
All right. You want to get into Superman logo talk?
Again, he can't mention anything without subtly reminding you that he's broke
and needs money.
And I know for a fact, a lot of people did not like the logo in this movie. I like it.
Why? Because I'm a fan of all star Superman, if you guys remember that from back in the
days like the comic book and stuff like that. And, um, because I collected a bunch of comics, man.
Oh, I need to do that again.
I miss that fun and that excitement.
I just don't got no money.
Aw.
It's on us now, right? It's on us.
He'd be so much happier.
It's just so refreshing again.
Like when you see John and he's trying
to pretend he's on Meet the Press and he just looks like this wet gargoyle that should not
be talking politics with these other people. It's so disturbing. This guy's talking about
exactly what you expect him to be talking about. This is where he should be.
But after this he brags about his boat though, right?
No, no.
No, no, he doesn't brag about owning a boat to Harley or?
No, but he does kind of put it on us that if we were tipping a little bit more then
he could get more comics.
You know what's funny about this is a lot of these guys who are excited, like adults
who are excited about comic books like Vito Giswoldi, the list goes on.
Or they're excited about toys.
You know, like guys, my buddy, Vinnie Paulino is our collector.
He'll buy all the wrestling toys and stuff like that.
A lot of these guys do this because they couldn't afford it as children.
And now that they're adults, they can go buy all the stuff they wanted as kids.
It kind of like fills that need like, Oh wow, this is so cool.
A 12 year old car would have loved this.
This is so neat that I'm able to go out and purchase for myself.
This guy's the exact opposite He wants to be reading comics as a 50 year old adult and can't afford them
Like an eight-year-old child. Oh, and he should be reading like he should be spending his time
Doing things productive like that like we should be buying him anything to read but again, it's just the subtle
You know, he pretends he's you know, so, but he has a little wink every time he brings up giving him money. He kind of has a smirk to the camera like,
eh, you gonna help me now?
By the way, the static on this show, is Aaron bugging the shit out of you? The noise.
I think that's his lisp. I think it's just saliva.
Just a constant lisp.
Gotta be more tolerant.
Yeah.
The end of his show, so you saw the intro. The end of his show. He's another guy who's just a slow
We watch him. It's almost like layers as he's producing the outro
Yes to click this thing and then click that thing and then click this thing and you hear each click and how long it takes
Him to do it pick up some merch donations down below help support your boy, try to make a living out of this YouTube thing.
Um, that being said, I'll see you on the next one.
Hehehehehe
My name is Mike, and I like movies!
So did he like miss a bunch of things? Like what is he clicking on?
Nothing was even happening?
It maybe also works as like ASMR for a live streamer.
People just like hearing the process.
There's something comforting
about the soft click of the mouse.
I had to yell at Cardiff way back in the day
because he would come on the show
and I just hear him clicking his mouse.
We're doing a show together and he's not participating.
He's doing something else.
He just hears mouse clicking all over the place.
You gotta get a track pad or something.
I don't wanna hear mouse clicking.
Maybe that bothers me more than other people.
I hate it.
I don't wanna hear it.
It's an older person or a boomer thing
where every time just stops
when they're looking at their phone.
When they look at a screen,
there's no awareness that anything's happening
and no matter who they are, they could be legends.
I worked with John L it's not that long ago, and I'm just you know eating up every word
He's saying and we're talking about Paul Rubin's and at some point he chooses to pull up
Sorry, sorry he pulls up a YouTube clip of a Saturday night live
Bit that he did with Paul Rubin's and you're just standing there Standing there pulling it up trying me does and then he's like we're gonna watch like he doesn't say a word
I just realized oh, we're gonna. We're gonna watch it. We're gonna watch it six seven eight
That's awkward
It's very awkward also amazing. I love hearing what he has to say about it
It's the best but those older people the second there's a screen and he falls under that category I don't think he's present when that stuff is
happening that's hilarious all right I was fucking with you with the name
dropping thing that actually is a very interesting John loves his grape so this
is a clip you pulled from a whole different stream that he was doing from
his bathroom and we get to watch Michael Ray Bauer process criticism.
Yeah. Do you have any stuff to that or is that a good enough? That's perfect.
All right. I'll be pissed off. It always hurts when you have to look at yourself
or when other people help you look at yourself. It really hurts. It really does.
But you have to, you know, after the phone call or the
conversation with whatever that person tells you, then you have to like figure it out if it is
really true or relevant. And it probably is because it's coming from a person that loves you or cares
for you. Then you got to reflect on it and be like, damn, they see
this pattern or this thing I'm doing. And I don't always see
it. So maybe I should think about trying to change it.
Doesn't mean you will. It might take a long time and it might
never change. But at least thinking about it and realizing
your own personal flaws is a good thing.
I would argue just the opposite.
If someone alerts you to a flaw that you have and you acknowledge it and don't change it
and never change it, that's awful.
That sounds like a terrible thing.
It's one of the special things about this show is we get to see these people 20 years ago and then now
having the exact same perspective. Anytime you mention to Opie that he
should possibly take responsibility for anything, he's just like, oh so you're
gonna blame me for all of it. That was 20 years ago on that tape with you and Mike
listening to him and Jim and then he does the same thing
on his livestream today.
They don't learn.
John doesn't learn.
At least this guy is talking about it
or acknowledging it in some way.
It just takes that little bit of air for me to feel release.
Isn't that funny that he recognizes,
people say shit that I'm
doing wrong and they're right. Okay, all right good, yeah this is this is perfect
this is how you fix everything but I'm not gonna do anything about it. I mean I'm
sure his doctor has to be so frustrated. You think he has a doctor? Oh yeah he
talks about going to the doctor a lot, the health issues he has, he needs he
needs like a heart procedure coming up soon, he's all nervous about that.
Yeah, he's one of these guys who's just like, Michael, you gotta start exercising, you gotta
eat less, you gotta get out of the house, you need to breathe fresh air, get sunshine.
I know, I should, I should.
Chili dogs and Superman.
Yeah, right, he hears, he hears, watch the new trailer seven times in a row. It's like no no no I really need you to change your lifestyle
We're going to die young
It's right by Corey Bauer
I feel like we would donate to a go funds pretty good
We donate to a go fund me for his like health issues, and he would just show up in a new car and have no sense
Of yeah, it'd be like Godfrey trying to get money for his special you're like I need $200,000
for a special well I'll take 40,000 to live for the year that's fine too yeah
either way but those cameras are expensive yes they are all right this is
the last clip that you sent me for Michael Ray Bauer and he's on cameo he
mentions it you can order cameo from him and he's on Cameo. He mentions it.
You can order Cameo from him.
And here's an example of what you might get when you order a Cameo.
Josh, my good buddy.
It's your friend till the end, Michael Ray Bauer.
Natanya mentioned that you're dealing with a lot of stuff and I just wanted to let you
know my heart and my prayers go out to you
I'm on bed rest as well
And you might remember me from shows like salute your shorts the wonder years. Nope and
Movies like evolution and dude wears my car. No, and I just wanted to say we love you and we're all rooting for you
That is another similarity to him and John. They're both in dude. Where's my car?
I got it
We should do a watch a log for that just to see where these two idiots show up
I just love to hear John ripping into this guy and saying he has no credits and then he finds out they have the same
Credit right?
I think that his friend that's going through something wants to see him with his shirt off laying laying in bed
But that that's the laziest cameo. I've ever seen this guy's like begging for money, and then someone goes alright. Here's some money he goes
I'm sorry to hear that okay. You remember me from salute your sword, but by
Thanks, but not you might remember me from my resume, but also I'm going through some stuff right now
He gets that off right at the bat. He wants everyone to know he's suffering.
Right.
Oh, donkey lips.
So he's on with Kiki tonight.
Tonight at seven or something.
Keanu cast.
They might be on right now.
Don't leave right now.
Don't leave and go anywhere.
Commence sniping.
So I was messaging,
because it got brought up in my,
this little piggy text thread that I'm in. It was mentioned that he's gonna be on with Keanu and I
was in there talking about how this is great. Keanu is gonna get the answers
that we need. She's a great journalist. We're gonna finally figure out what's up
with Donkey Lips and Patrick Melton was speculating that what will happen from this is that Keanu will drag
him to MLC like a dead mouse, bringing to the owner, oh look at what I got for you,
and Kevin Brennan will eventually get Michael Ray Bauer on the show.
We'll see.
That was the speculation from...
He's been rapsizing about Kevin Brennan for a while now.
He loves Kevin because Kevin said nice things about him. That's right. He sent him some money. So he's been Rhapsodizing about Kevin Brennan for a while now. He loves Kevin because Kevin said nice things about that's right some money
So he's ready to go. He doesn't need a beard. You can just head
He has a open, you know spots for any guests available that is a good one a lot of
Advanced booking going on there this weekend at the dabble house dabble con dot live is
Where you want to go to watch the pay-per-view of these season two Kate Meany tapes? booking going on there. This weekend at the Dabble House, dabblecon.live is where
you want to go to watch the pay-per-view of the season two Kate Meany tapes
edition and we have a lot of other programming scheduled that we're very
excited about. I'm flying out tomorrow morning, be down in Florida, we'll be
hanging out at Stevie Tomatoes Thursday night, tomorrow night, to hang out with
everyone and drop by and say hello. If you're in the
Cape Coral area, that's where we'll be. Is it true that John was 86 from that place?
That's the rumor. We'll find out. I mean, we'll ask. I know that Shuley's bringing the Settling
John puppet, so if the puppet gets kicked out,
then that'll be a clue as to what's going on.
The puppet's gonna be asked to pay a very large tab.
That would be even funnier, like,
you're showing your fucking face in here, motherfucker,
you know how much money you owe us.
You better have a bag full of chippies.
All right, Opie has officially entered
the dabble verse, he's all in. What I love about Opie is his insecurity and his arrogance. Those are two things that go together very well for W ATP.
And what he's going to do here is he's going to tell everyone all about the dabble verse,
what it's about, what's going on. And it's surprising me. He's even acknowledging this
because for so long he never brought us up. W ATP, me, We talked about him a ton and I was booked on
Shows like the Anthony Cumbia show because we talked about
Opie and he did a great job of ignoring it pretending it didn't exist and just doing his show
Well, that is all changed. So now that he's gonna give his opinion
I assume it's because he's been immersing himself watching all of it and it's formed a very strong opinion
Oh, yeah, he knows everything there is to know
about the Dabbleverse.
I mean, my suggestion, you know,
considering I did have a massive radio career,
you know, I've said this to,
well, I'm not gonna tell you who I said this to.
I dipped my toes in the Dabbleverse for a little bit,
and then I realized that it's not for me.
I don't wanna spend my days turning on a live stream and just attacking other other live streamers. I mean I
I could do it from time to time. I'm good at it.
Are you serious? Yeah.
Opie thinks he's good at this.
Now I am going to prove to you, the reason why I played that clip first, is because he
tries.
And I'm going to prove to you he's not good at it.
He has no idea what he's doing.
And he doesn't understand what the dabble verse is at all.
He's not understanding what it is we do here.
And it's funny when you hear guys like Gino Pisconti is another guy who only describes the dabble verse
He's like oh, yeah, you just go after everyone just shit on everyone. You just fucking mean to everyone
No, we actually get together with our friends and laugh
To me and everyone has a different perspective on things but Adam
I think you and I would agree that when we're gonna step into the dabble verse on
WATP or maybe we're doing this little piggy together or point dabble point, I look forward to it because I'm going to
laugh with my friends.
And we're gonna have a good time. And it's not about a malicious thing, we're
not trying to ruin people's lives or hurt their careers, it's just the opposite.
We want Sutherland John to go forever, we want Oprah to keep broadcasting every morning.
And we spend a good deal of our time
acting as like a NASCAR pit crew for these shows telling them everything they need as quickly as
possible to improve their show. And they take a lot of the advice from all of these haters.
They do. And OPI also has advice that he's doling out to people. And I told this guy, I'm like, dude, you're really, really talented.
I said, look, I get why you're in the dabble verse.
I get why you're doing that.
But I said, don't blow off just doing a regular show.
You're really good at this.
And yeah, I mean, he sort of, he's
sort of doing both, I guess.
Now, there's speculation on who OP is talking about here. He's
saying, there's a guy in the dabble verse who I reached out
to at a heart to heart with them, saying he's too good for
the dabble verse. He needs to get out. He's given advice to
young streamers, which is great. Who do you think he's talking about here?
I really want it to be OJ.
Okay.
It's not, but I want it to be.
Oh.
I think it's Cardiff, and I sent a note to Cardiff and Tukey today, and I said, who's
Opie talking about? And Cardiff didn't think it was him, but then as we were digging into the
conversations he's had with Opie, it does sound like it was him because Opie has
had these conversations with Cardiff that he's talented and he shouldn't be
doing this kind of thing and he does know that Cardiff does the Reddit show
Summer to Surfing with Vinnie Paulino.
And actually, I guess there's been talk
of Opie going on that show.
So that would make sense that Opie'd go,
well, there's a guy who's really talented,
I told him not to be in the dabble verse,
but you know, he's not always in the dabble verse,
he does other things too.
Yeah, that would be Cardiff.
I think he's talking about Cardiff.
Now, Rocco was speculating that it could be Chad Sumac
No, which which I was like, well, let's think this guy thought Ron the waiter and Vic Henley who are good. So
But what is Chad's non dabble verse stuff? Yeah. Yeah, I know right. I don't think that's the case
But so he doesn't recognize that his show he did with Cardiff and Rocco was his best show in years.
He recognizes their talent,
but not that he shines with them.
By the way, this is what Jim said to him
in the tape you just reviewed with Blind Mike.
He said, I don't think you understand what your role is.
And by the way, if you're in a band
or you're in a
group of people and one of your partners says that, you fucking listen. Yes. You
want to hear it and adapt because you believe in them and think they're
talented. Right, the rhythm guitarist who sings some harmonies on some
choruses and stuff, does he want to be the lead singer? Probably. So you want to
be the lead guitarist? Maybe. But does he realize that the band is great with the role that
he plays and enjoys that? Like that you have to have that mindset. And that's what Norton
was trying to say to Opie on that bonus show that we just did, where he's going, yeah,
yeah, the show has shifted and evolved. It has turned into me and Anthony and what other comics in here all
cracking wise and
People love it people are enjoying it and you're a part of that show Oh, but you're the one who drives the show you keep it going and hope he went no it surpassed me
It's not my show anymore. It's like you idiots
You just got to understand what your role is and appreciate it when you're on a winning
team.
He said, I invented this show in 94.
He did.
He did say that.
And Jim said, of course you did.
I know you did.
I tell everyone that you did.
Now can you please just meet me here in this one point?
And Opie said, fuck you.
I have a feeling and I don't like it.
That was very generous of Jim to respond immediately
with yes, Opie, this was all your idea.
You're the brains behind the whole operation, you got it.
All right, now, Patrick Melden's been taking some shots.
He's been watching some clips,
making some points about the Opester,
and because Opie is ruled by the chat,
the chat are his program directors now.
So he has to respond to that. So he talks about Patrick Melton.
All right. Sheriff Dabla, I'd like respond to any of those people.
They've literally, they've literally done nothing.
They've literally done nothing to, to have with their own careers and they're attacking
me.
I do know this Melton guy.
He, he looks like earthquake.
I like to call him tugboat.
I've never heard a minute of his show.
This is the problem with Opie and the way that he's responding to all of this.
It's going to be never ending for him because he's calling Patrick Melton out.
He doesn't have a career. He's never done anything.
And we're going to hear more of that with everyone that he is addressing.
Then he calls him out for being fat, but he's never heard the show.
So I personally, I know that Patrick Melton is very successful.
I know that he's getting the startup going with Moody, who's one of those brilliant people
I've ever met.
And they're doing things that are beyond what most people in the dentalverse are doing.
They're creating something.
They're building a brand.
I don't know, Melton's done that before in the past.
I really don't know a lot about his career.
I wouldn't assume he hasn't had a good career
because Patrick Melton's a very smart guy.
Putting on Hackamania, you have to have your shit together
to do what he's doing.
He just announced they're gonna be
live streaming it again this year.
So he's putting together the whole live stream
of this live show that he organizes
and does all the work to bring all these podcasts together and do this event
Hope he can do that. There's there's no way to hope he can't make a thumbnail
Hope he has it's of the fact that he's like calling calling out people's career like you don't know what their career is
This is this is a stuttering John parallel again, where it's just like well, they don't have a career their career sucks
The same stuttering John parallel how he goes who
the fuck are they to criticize me I
don't know them right understand why
that's a prerequisite to make fun of the
show you're putting on I'm allowed to
review your show even if I don't know
you personally did you know that you've
done it your entire career all you're
showing us right now,
unfortunately, is that you
have not processed that you're still not on the Opie and Anthony show.
Because you're shitting on these people that are putting on festivals and having careers and maybe you're right.
Maybe it doesn't compare to the success you had in the 90s, but what you're doing now
doesn't compare to the success you had in the 90s, but what you're doing now doesn't compare to the success you
had in the 90s.
It would really benefit you to spend some time focusing on why these people are working
and why you're not.
The other part of this super chat from Sheriff Dabler that you didn't get to, also Adam Bush
on WTP, who you never did anything to likes to pile on.
And Sheriff Dabler knows what he's doing here like cuz guys like Opie feel like I don't even know that guy I've never even
talked about why is he what's he doing you know it's just like there's nothing
to do with anything it's either here nor there but when he hangs up on an
actress that he's interviewing yep you know even though he doesn't know her
he's allowed to do it because it's funny when he does it oh there is so much
hypocrisy.
I got to get a t-shirt that talks about some type of authority about hypocrisy and
wear it on the show because I just came up with that idea.
No one's ever thought of that before because Opie is a hypocrite.
And especially when he talks about me, I'm going to address what he says about me on
here. It's like all the shit that he did is his complaints about me, which is incredible.
But let's get back into some more career talk.
And out of nowhere, because I think what happens
is these guys don't have a lot of material.
So the easiest thing to do is attack somebody.
So he's attacking me.
I did nothing to the guy.
I don't know the guy.
I've never watched his shit.
And they're attacking me in my my stupid career and the fact is
like what what career do you have for open to say well he doesn't have any material Patrick
Melton goes on for five six hours straight on a live stream by himself and there's never
a little it just it just goes I didn't say never a lull. It's never a lull. Just in case people are taking that out of context.
So the idea that, oh, we just, yeah,
these guys have nothing to talk about.
No, no, no.
You are the content.
Whether you like it or not, you're interesting.
People are interested in you.
People want to talk about you.
If Patrick went out and talked about a football team,
you wouldn't say, he's got no content.
All he talks about is the Las Vegas Ra wouldn't say, he's got no content, all he talks about
is the Las Vegas Raiders. No, that is content. That's what people want to talk about. So
this whole notion that's just like, oh, you're just shitting on people because you have nothing
else to do, is that's dead in the water to me. That's not a starting place for an argument.
Patrick Melton was ranting about Aaron the other night, and I was trying to fuck with him a little bit
So I sent him a kind of distracting
Super chat and he read it and moved from it so quickly
Do you know why Opie because he was in the middle of saying something right and he didn't want to be interrupted when you have
Something to say it's almost impossible to derail someone show isn't that funny that Opie is the guy who has no prep,
goes on the show, reads the chat, gets annoyed by the chat,
yells at the chat, and complains about other people
not having content or things to talk about?
Rob Saul, if you don't want to be accused
of having inappropriate relationships with dogs,
stop having them on your lap while you broadcast.
Opie, if you truly don't want to talk about Anthony,
don't put up the super chat.
And don't tell me that this rich, successful person
that wouldn't dare to do Cardiff's livestream
doesn't need the $2.
Which one is it?
For $2, you're talking about this thing
you've put a hard line about that you don't want to talk about,
but suddenly it's all up for grabs.
The other thing too about him complaining about these guys have nothing to talk about
so they have to bring up Opie.
Opie's I was watching some of his Unleashed stuff where he just walks around he talks
to strangers on the street in Manhattan.
I would much rather watch someone with prepared material commenting about other podcasters and showing clips and analyzing it, than
watch a guy walk up to people whose English is not their first language and
scream at them and harass them. And none of them enjoy it. No one's going like,
oh am I in the OP show? This is great. They're all just like, what? What do you want?
What are we talking about? I would like to hear oh we talking about Anthony
I'd like to hear yes Monday morning wrap-up of Anthony's Sunday show
Well, I want to hear your thoughts on it. He said he might do that on MLC. He won't I
Hope he does because he keeps talking about how easy it is
You know and Tom Myers is talking about how easy it is is well show us please it's been years show us how easy
Anger is and I'm not saying that this isn't easy
what I do this format that we've picked for who are these podcasts is
Certainly as Patrick Melton calls it a cheat code
It is very easy to find people who suck at this play clips and laugh at them
But it's amazing that Opie can't do it Tom Tom Myers can't do it, Chad can't do it.
Like, it is a skill.
Kevin Brennan can't do it.
You're leaving out the crucial part that, unfortunately, is their tragic flaw.
You have to be passionate about it still.
You have to somehow relate or care or be self-aware enough to find some common ground and feel something, but every time this guy
has any kind of feeling at all, he just,
it's all or nothing.
All of these guys are that way.
Chad, even DonkeyLips, Aaron, John,
you can say anything about anybody,
but when it's about them, everything changes.
And it's time for OPI to start big time in some people here.
For real, what do you have to show for it?
You're not going to buy a second house.
You're going to be struggling with your bills.
You're not going to do anything impressive.
And these people, they attack people like myself that actually had a career.
All right, do me a favor
Nobody tell open about my second house because I'll kind of crush this whole argument if you explain
That you know some of these guys the devil verse do you get a second house and are successful when he hears where it is
He'll feel better. That's true. That's true. Yeah
All right, this is uh so Opie's big timing everyone.
He's got the better career.
He's got more going on.
Again, he doesn't know anything.
That's the problem with going after people you know nothing about, like you said.
He's not passionate about it.
He's not interested in it.
So he doesn't know that Patrick Mountain has his own business, that he's a startup that
is already growing and has investors.
And he doesn't know that I have a second house.
Always so shocked and it's like that thing about basic human people that the cop was trying to teach John on that stop which was maybe just treat people like you give a shit. Maybe just assume
they have something to offer even if you don't see it at first even if they're wearing a filter. Maybe just treat people the way you would want to be treated. You keep
talking about this respect that you've earned, that you deserve, however you
accidentally referred to it in the past tense in that last little rant. And I
don't know if you noticed that. You said you had a career. That's right, you did.
You had one. So now it's time for a new one. And it's not like he was a professional athlete professional athletes can't play baseball into their 40s
That's fine
And then they moved to the broadcast booth or they started a bud show or they got ESPN or whatever they do
But they have you know another career after that, but they have an excuse radio people can be on the radio
Rich Limbaugh died on the radio
There's a lot of people who never leave that chair
and it's very possible to do.
Howard Stern might have, we don't know.
That's a good point.
We could be listening to AI.
Could you imagine if AI Howard is actually
going to chat GPT to write AI scripts
and then AI Howard is right,
that actually makes a lot of sense now
that I think about it.
It's a more plausible explanation
than what's happening right now.
I think that's what's happening.
And you did point out, which I forget with Opie, is that I'm wondering, how dare he try and come off as mysterious?
How dare he ask Jim to just reveal every single part of his sexuality, but then when you ask him what his favorite song is, he's like, I don't know you well enough.
He thinks he's Howard. He thinks he's moodyody and mysterious. He thinks he's like we're trying to figure him out. Your
name is Opie, you know? It's an accessible name. It's not this CEO who's, you know,
tortured. You're not that guy. No. So this is, right out of his playbook, we already
touched on this a little bit. But it is weird. It's people I've never met that I don't watch their stuff
I don't care about their stuff and and they they have to they have to attack me
It's I find it incredibly strange now
This was actually brought up during the Jim Norton versus opi fight that we covered on the bonus show yesterday
Because opi's making this point like they never even met me and they're ripping on me and Opie brought up to Jim Norton, Gavin McGuinness. He
goes you know Anthony he just gets everyone against me like I've never even
met Gavin McGuinness and he's talking shit about me and Jim goes well what's
he talking about like your content or your personal life or like are you
personally and he goes well he's talking about my content he's like well Gavin can do that why wouldn't he? Gavin has every right to talk about you
if we're not like prying into like where his kids go to school we're talking about the
show that he puts out and making fun of that. Opie has this thing where it's like you've
never even met me how can you comment on me you're a public figure that's exactly how
that works. And I know I'm gonna, yeah, I'm probably reaching here, but it's just
funny that both Obie and John claim to be these, you know, totally tolerant of
all races and religions and woke kind of people, but they preach that there are
evil Jews working behind the scenes convincing people to not hire them,
to not like them, and literally to not laugh at them in the chat. Anything that's bad that comes
to any of them is because of these secret people, and he names them. You can't do that and call
other people anti-Semitic. You can't call the mechanic and make ice jokes
and then say other people are intolerant.
What do you think that is?
What did you just say?
Why is it never ever your responsibility?
And why am I saying something to you
that Jim Norton said like how many years ago?
That was 10 years ago.
He talked about taking responsibility
and Opie always does this cop out there.
He goes, look, and I know I have my faults,
but it's always I know this
But it's never anything specific that he does wrong. He just throws out that blanketed
I know I'm not perfect thing and then immediately talks about everyone else needs to change and it's not it's not his fault
Things are happening to him the other thing he keeps saying in this and we just heard on that clip
He keeps talking about strange and weird things are it's so I've never even met these people, it's so weird!
Opie, I learned this from watching you. This is Jack Topper. You did this bit on your show for years.
How do you think this is weird? You're watching other broadcasters who do what you do and calling them out for sucking.
It's not weird. It's literally
your best bit that you ever did on the Opiate
Anthony Show in my opinion.
We talk about how stuttering John wouldn't handle it if somebody came up to him and asked
him a random intrusive question. He'd be like, excuse me? Like, what the fuck? Like, this
guy, like, so when you hung up on that person and everybody laughed, what do you think they
were thinking on the other end of the phone?
If someone hung up on you now, you'd rant about it for 20 minutes,
about how rude they were, how disrespectful it was.
Like, why is it always different when it comes to you?
These people are changing in very uncomfortable ways.
Yeah, Frank Pellegrino, Chrissy Mayer's husband,
actually was in the chat on this episode and puts in there something like I don't know why you're mad at Chrissy
She was just fucking around and you're just not playing along
You like you forgot how to roll with the punches and of course Opie rather than like realizing like yeah
I should probably just lighten up is just going oh
That what she's I need to roll with the punch. You know you never fucking alert. It's like I've been rolling with the punches
You don't roll with it, right? Yeah
Oh, so this is funny
So I'll be saying that if it's me or Melton or whoever Adam Bush calling Opie out
He doesn't care because we're nobodies with no career, but it's not like we're the the big guys
You know if Howard Sterns attacking me ah damn you know if know, if Joe Rogan's attacking me, ah damn.
Bill Burr, ah damn.
I was in that arena with all those people.
Will I ever be in that arena again?
I don't think so, to be honest with you.
I do this, I have fun doing it, I like doing it.
Now, I have to tell you, Opie,
you're saying like if Bill Burr talks shit about you
or Joe Rogan, you'd be upset about that.
Oh, it's worse than that.
They don't think about you.
Howard Stern doesn't give a thought to Greg Opie Hughes
from the Open Ethics Show.
Everyone has moved on.
And I think it's funny that he's just like,
man, if I heard something like Bill Burr said about me,
Bill Burr hasn't given a thought about you in years.
The disconnect right there was insane and the fact that he
thinks we don't see it is delusional. He just said he's not in the arena anymore
so why would they be talking about you and if you're not in that arena, Opie,
where are you? Say hello to Cardiff and Tukey and OJ and get to know them. Welcome to the
Davilvers. That's who's in your chat right now giving you 20 bucks and 10 bucks at a time so so welcome
Hope you enjoy your time here
But no none of us are having any type of effect on opi
You know none of those guys have done anything impressive to the point where?
Their shots at me hurt
Truth mm-hmm if you want to know the truth.
If you want to know the truth, it's such a tell from Opie. And this goes back 10 years, probably longer than that.
But it's just fresh in my mind
because we did the show, the bonus show yesterday.
But Opie's got some tells.
If you want to know the truth is one of the best ones.
He tags that on to sentences when I know
that he knows that it's not the truth.
Because that's what liars say. Liars say things like, I'm not even loying right now.
No one said you were. All right. This is great. So a chatter says that I used to work with Opie at WCMF
here in Rochester, 96.5, the home of rock and roll. Opie, of course, that's where he met Brother Weez and it really gave him
his direction in radio and his career. And so this gets brought up. Did you know that Carl worked
in the mail room for Brother Weez when you were there? He said that he really looked up to you,
but you would never make eye contact. I have no idea. I have no idea.
What?
These people are so weird.
All right.
Again, with the weird stuff, these people are so weird.
I think he's...
And I'll play some more clips.
Help me out.
I think he's referring to me specifically because he's believing this chat that I have like this vendetta against him because I used to work with him at CMF and he wouldn't give me the time of day. I think that's what he's I think that's
what he's saying. I could be wrong about that. But what's great about this, there's a few
things that are great about this. This is a free chat that he pulled up and decided
to read. So they're saying like there's a reason why Carl from Rochester goes after
Opie. You guys used to work together and you weren't cool to him. Now OPI was 23 when he worked at WCMF I'm guessing somewhere
around there. I was 9 when OPI was 23. Most certainly was not working at a radio
station and also I think it was my buddy Drew Laney pointed out radio stations
don't have mailroom employees. There isn't someone dedicated to the mailroom. That's not a full-time job
You know what I mean?
You know people who handled that maybe they also work at HR. I don't know you're not rolling with a shopping cart throwing mail
1980s is not like big with Tom Hanks from the 80s like that kind of
Company that we're working for here
I don't have Stern show had John sorting the mail. I'm gonna assume. Yeah. Yeah, brother
We find to never guy dedicated
Again, if you're his enemy and he hates you and you're ragging on him and he wants you to go away and somebody's like
You know you you both have the same mentor. He's from Rochester
There's a connection.
Instead of being like, there is?
What if I could fucking have this guy on
and we could talk about just our connection?
Maybe I can make friends.
He doesn't want that.
He didn't want to be friends with Jim,
doesn't want to be friends with any of these people,
doesn't wanna, I don't know what he wants.
I don't know why he's doing the show.
Insecurity.
That is the theme of this whole thing. Opie is so insecure and he knows it. That's why he'll
never admit he's ever watched me. He'll never admit he's ever watched Patrick
Melton. He's so insecure he would never talk to me. If he would never have me on
his show he'd never come on this show because he knows he sucks. He's insecure about it.
Not to believe in a politician when they say
Do not vote for this bill. It is evil.
I did not read it and I don't want to.
Okay, I'm gonna get a second opinion maybe.
I mean...
My people told me and I believe them.
So yeah, I think he's referring to me here.
When I worked at the same station as Brother Weez I was a plebe. I wouldn't make eye contact.
These people are delusional.
Yeah. So I think he's, I think he's believing what this chatter is saying and saying I'm delusional for thinking that
Opie was big timing me at C-Math. That's how I'm interpreting this. I could be wrong.
But then he goes on to explain why I am garbage
and I have a lot of thoughts about this.
One big reason why I don't respect Carl
and I truly don't watch or listen to any of his stuff,
but I get the drift, trust me.
When I see the videos pop up
and I decide not to click on them. I get the drift and the one thing
I'm sorry. That's so funny right there
We we watched a little bit of this at the bonus show yesterday because it just come out and I watched it fresh on the show
But that is so telling right there if you're wondering if WTP is in Opie's algorithm
It most certainly is and so he's
Getting the drift by reading the
thumbnail so he knows what my show is because he reads the thumbnail I'm not
buying that I bet he's curious and click no I don't trust people who only read
the headlines that's not an informed reader it's not an informed reader but
okay the one thing that makes him insanely bad at this and insanely dishonest, please
is that he doesn't take any shots at Anthony whatsoever whatsoever.
That's why you're a piece of garbage.
The amount of material, if your whole show is to go after other people trying to do this, the amount of material that you have, you know you have
on Anthony and you avoid all of it, that means you're garbage.
Absolute garbage.
All right.
Can I respond?
Please.
Opie says I'm garbage because I haven't done an episode about the Anthony Kumia show, a
show that I A, enjoy, and B, am friends with
the host of.
I'm trying to remember the time that they did a jocktober on Brother Weez.
I'm trying to remember the time that Opie was clowning Weez's morning show and why it
sucked.
Oh wait, Opie never did that because Opie liked Brother Weez, both personally and professionally,
and enjoyed his show and therefore never made fun of it
on his show.
So he's saying that I'm garbage,
and he has no respect for me for doing the exact same thing
that Opie did when he was on top of the world
doing Jack Tauber.
And he tried to find, he had to find an angle.
Why do I not like Carl?
I've never listened to him, I've never seen him,
I don't know what he's talking about,
I don't know what his show format is. Well, he knows
what the show format is, but he has to pretend he doesn't know anything about it, but he
also has to hate me and he has to have a good reason for it. And the good reason is I've
never made fun of Anthony Kumia. I've never made fun of Tim Dillon. I've never made fun
of No Agenda, Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak. I love that show. I listen to every episode.
I don't make fun of Drew Lane's show. I'm friends with Drew. I like his show. I listen to every episode. Like,
that's, I don't have to make fun of everything. There's things that I enjoy that I don't make
fun of. Why would I? There's also a key thing here that I think
Opie is missing because whether you have or not, I know I have and others have certainly
taken shots or just made jokes or made
Anthony the butt of certain things when it comes to the tropes that he's
related to even last night when we were talking about John things would come up and
The only difference is he laughs and moves on he doesn't do an emergency show about
You know taking down every point that was made. He just laughs and moves on but when people laugh and move on about you
Just like John it's a betrayal. Yeah, and you have to rebut it Anthony rolls with everything
I was watching you guys last night when I got home from rehearsal and
you know, there's super chats coming in that are bringing stuff up and
Anthony didn't like bail and get pissed off that people are pulling up super chats
He just he laughs it off and he moves on
because he's confident, he's not insecure.
Opie is insecure.
I've made it clear to Anthony that we don't share
so many points of view and that I disagree with him
on so many things and he's, as far as I can tell,
excited by it.
He's not threatened by it.
He's not like, oh, you did that show?
Then we can't ever, ever be on the same show
because you were friends with my ex.
And that's still what you're doing,
Opie, you haven't gotten over the breakup.
Yeah, I mean, Anthony literally reached out to me
and said I wanna do a show with Adam Bush.
He respects what you do, he enjoys what you do,
and it's like, both can be true.
At the end of the day, imagine if somebody learned something
or actually changed their point of view,
Opie, could you fucking imagine?
By the way, Opie's protege is here.
Cardiff Electric in the building, what's up, Cardiff?
Uh-oh, you're muted, my friend, I can't hear you.
He's being groomed by Opie.
He is.
Oh, now there's no audio coming out.
He doesn't want you talking to us.
You gotta look good to your friend now.
Alright, keep working out of it over there. I got another clip.
This is how to be successful in the dabble verse.
And I can't think of someone more fitting to let us know how
to be successful than one Greg Opie Hughes. Oh, how does one go about being successful in the
dabble verse? Well, you get a live stream and you make it look very, very professional.
And that will hide the fact that you don't have much content. And then you just go down
a laundry list of other people live streaming and you find shit about them and beat the
crap out of them. That's it. That's the double verse.
Oh, he has no clue what he's talking about. He literally thinks that it's all about like
prying into people's. I mean, this is obviously the Kevin Brennan Chad Zuma way to do it.
Not all that successful.
He literally thinks it's just like,
well no you find out like dirt about people
and then you go on and you spill that
and you say what an awful person they are,
it's like no, no, no, no, no.
The successful shows, and we could all name them,
in the devil verse, find clips of shows, play them,
and then have a great job, do a great job analyzing it, riffing on it, making jokes about it. That's what the devil verse, find clips of shows, play them, and then have a great job, do a great job
of analyzing it, riffing on it, making jokes about it.
That's what the devil verse is.
Opie can't understand that at all.
Testing.
Hey, Cardiff, what's up buddy?
Proper modulation, oh, hello.
Hello, Adam Bush, hello, Carl.
Good to see you, man.
I'm surprised you're on during this segment.
Why didn't think you'd bring me on so quickly. Okay, why didn't I know? You wanted to laugh from the backstage here. All right, I can take you off of're on during this segment. I didn't think you'd bring me on so quickly. Okay, why did I laugh from the backstage? Alright, I can I can take you off of you a lot.
If I make you more comfortable. I'll be here again the point, Opie points. Okay, good. If you don't want your
sensei to see you hanging out with us, we understand. Yeah, definitely don't watch Opie and Opie this
Friday morning for the return of Tukey and Cardiff. I don't want all be there. I don't want to be there. I don't
want to be there. I don't want
to be there. I don't want to be
there. I don't want to be there
this Friday morning for the
return of Tuki and Cardiff. I
don't want all these thousand
people that are watching right
now, Carl, to be there Friday
morning when Cardiff and Tuki
return to open in the morning. Holy **** is that confirmed confirmed. It's a that's a fact here on W ATP this is exciting this is very exciting congratulations Cardiff
getting back on with OP because he's all in on the devil verse now like I can't
even believe how how long has been going on that even acknowledges the devil
verse for the longest time open wouldn't acknowledge anyone's existence and now
it's like the main content on his show it's's crazy. I love it. This
Friday will be all sports talk. Good. Yeah, as it should be.
So you just heard right there, Opie explaining how to be
successful. You have to go after people really hard in the paint
and show no mercy. And so he goes on to talk about how the
devil verse came to be.
And you know, and the funny thing is, the whole concept is based on one of our huge benchmark
bits from the Opie and Anthony show, and that would be Jacktober.
They're all just doing Jacktober.
And even when we were doing Opie and Anthony, we knew that Jacktober was a benchmark bit,
but you couldn't do it like
all year long. By the end of October, we were running out of steam as far as that bit went.
Well, it sounds like a you problem. It's not true. I wanted jocktober all year long. Yeah,
we all did. And also I do two days a week. It's twice a week. It's not a five day a week
show or that's that's all we're doing
Is the same shit over and over again? Oh, we lost Adam now
Finally just now we got the crew here
So it's so funny that Opie
Knows that the dabble verse exists because of jock tovor because I've talked about that was my inspiration for starting who are these podcasts?
But for some reason we're doing it wrong
When he did it he did it the right way. And now all of these shows,
the devil verse do it the wrong way. I've talked about it before. Oh, people say, well,
you got to sprinkle in other bits and do other stuff. It's like, yeah, okay. But he like
gets locked in on like what percentage of the time we're talking about other podcasts or doing other things.
Yeah, I don't talk about intervention from last night.
Sorry, I just don't have that segment on the show.
My 600 pound life, that'd be some good talk.
I would do that, actually.
I'm in.
I'll do that show with you.
Oh my gosh, my wife watches every episode,
and I just find myself going, what is going on over here?
Why do they take their shoes off every time they get on the scale?
Doesn't matter The pound of the half it's not gonna matter
All right
So yeah, Opie understands that it is jock tober, but it's still wrong and he still doesn't like it even though
This was his brainchild. He takes credit for jockber, but doesn't like the dabble verse for some reason. So then we get
into Chrissy mayor talk is this gets brought up in his chat. And again, Chrissy mayors,
the same as all of us. He doesn't know anything about her, but knows he doesn't like her and
knows why.
All I know Frank about your, your wife is that, uh, out of nowhere, she started taking dumb shots at
me because she worked for Anthony. I don't respect that. If you want to know the truth,
I've never met her. I don't know anything about her. I know she's trying to be a comedian,
but when I look at, uh, comedians that are doing it out there, her name doesn't pop up
on any of the lists. Oh, I didn't see that. Where is that list?
Does blind Mike curate that list of comedians that are doing it out there? He's the he's
he's who I would go to for that list. Right. I'm not familiar with that. So OP acts like
he's got his finger on the pulse when also being oblivious to everything. He's like,
I've never seen Chrissy Mayer. I don't know what she does. I don't know what's going on.
Chrissy Mayer was just on the West Coast. You might have seen her on the Adam Carolla show.
She was also with Jamie Kennedy on the Hate to Break it to Ya.
Yeah, so that's kind of funny.
But this whole thing, I don't respect that.
If you want to know the truth.
He doesn't even know what he's saying.
He's just saying he doesn't like people who clown him,
and he's got to make up excuses for it.
She's not even, no one even knows who she him and he's got to make up excuses for it
She's not even no one even knows who she is as a comic like she's doing much better than you at all of this
Oh, it's not even debatable
He even brings up at some point. He's like it's just all she do is talk about
My shows like no
She does simcast on Sundays. She does her interview shows
She gets on with Keanu and they look at
fashion on the streets of London. There's a lot of things going on here, but, you know,
Opie doesn't do any research and just bashes. It just goes, this is the opposite of what the
devil verse should be, by the way, is just blindly going after people you know nothing about.
It's not sustainable sounds fun though
But you're not gonna grow an audience with that because the audience just goes wait is that what's going on? And they turn it over they go oh that person's full shit. I'll stop. I'll stop listening to them
Well the dabble verse is very much in the present
Looking at the past yeah, I'm looking at the present and these people are just stuck in the past
And he keeps using the words has a career or had a career
You know when you're trying to make your right point you had a career
But when you're comparing yourself to Chrissy Mayer suddenly you have a career you had one
you're comparing what you used to have with what somebody now has and
Now you have nothing and somebody with something has more. I don't know why that's so hard for you to understand OB
All right, here's the why I feel like snapping my fingers after I don't speak so yeah, he's got a good cadence to it
Here's a one more clip. I have on here the question comes in. How do you feel about everybody passing you by and
Selling rather than Opie acknowledged that his career is not going well. He has to bring everyone else down.
This is the proverbial crab in the bucket response to this.
Do you feel embarrassed that your peers passed you by?
No one has really done anything that great since opiate Anthony Grant.
I mean, that's, that's the reality.
You know, Anthony is now on WABC on Sunday nights.
One day, that's not impressive.
Jim Norton should be way bigger than he is.
What he's doing isn't impressive either.
There's nothing impressive about it.
You want to talk about peers passing you by.
Every single comedian has passed Jim Norton
by that did the Opie and Anthony show.
I say every single one of them has a bigger career than Jim Norton.
See, this is the real stuff.
This is like, this is the honest stuff.
Sam Roberts, not impressive, just rotting in a seat at Sirius XM.
Is he doing better than I am?
Oh, yes, he is. Is it impressive?
Oh, no, it's not.
The question was, are you embarrassed by all of your peers passing you by?
And he goes, pfft, what are you talking about? And then he goes on to list how every single person
has passed by and has a better career than them. But then tries to say it's not impressive. I set
up this entire segment by saying, by playing the clip where Opie goes,
anyone can do this. I could, I I'm very good at this type of thing that people do in the
devil verse. This is the opposite of good. This is, this is, he also, he also shaved
a few of Sam Roberts credits off there. He just kind of do a lot of stuff for the WWE
for sure. It's ridiculous that he he's actually like, Sam is not doing
anything. Same as the job that Opie wants. I'd be the morning show host on serious XM,
but also just this idea that he thinks he's good at clowning people or goofing on people
like what the dabble verse is. And his only thing is to say like, it's not impressive.
Nobody cares. That's not a good show. That's not a good show format
No one's tuning in for you to just say Jim Norton's not as good of a comic as or is not as big of a comic as
Bill Burr
Okay
Great good stuff. Oh for you. You win again got him
Adam is is having technical problems. It seems like oh, I think he's I think he's popping back up
Adam you all right. I blame the potato having technical problems it seems like. Oh, I think he's popping back up.
Adam, you all right? I blame the potato.
Seriously.
I think him and Opie are working against me somehow.
There's been a lot of problems
ever since the potato showed up.
I noticed that.
I have one more clip actually, I lied,
because you wanted to watch this one, Adam,
that cropped up on a subreddit.
It's my favorite, it's the best Opie clip I've ever seen.
Just as an actor, if you were asked to make this turn from like
Absolute elation to total despair you'd be like wow this is tough for any human being to go through and he does it so effortlessly
It's so enjoyable. This is a live again hards
Make America make America opie again.
Yeah, make America opie, we need a hat, we need that hat.
We need a hat.
Make America, wait, so it's Nago?
Make America be again.
So is it Nago?
No, it's Nago, Nago.
No, it's Maho.
Maho, Maho, Maho.
This is Maho back.
It's Maho.
Maho.
It's Maho.
No, Mo, Mo.
I'm not a, no, it's my oh, no mo mo
Wait, wait, no one hit the light
Problem this last one we ever do at least America loves okay. Yeah, we should end it with that
Bye guys. Thank you very much
Yeah, take it over the world, baby
2025 the gear of the opster let's go. Oh no one likes us. We're done all right
That's it he's in a basement takes longer for the likes to get down there. Oh, that's probably
And that's why Cardiff will be on the OP radio Friday morning. And to key. That's very exciting. You
guys aren't bringing corn dip the guy who brought you to the
dance and I'm bringing them with
corn dip. Wow, you heard it here, folks. You heard it here
first. beef has begun corn death. I actually have this is
a fun little clip from Opie and Anthony back in the day.
Evan Harris sent this in.
This is Opie predicting what would happen in the future.
And of course, what he's talking about here is let's just end this show.
We've done enough.
I think it's time to end Opie and Anthony, a common thing that he would bring up on the
show.
In the next two years.
I hope they hire me by September.
Two more years and then we do other things.
I don't want to do that thing.
I can't do it.
We'll do it with political talk and I'll start spinning.
I figured I'll do.
I'm going to spin two for again.
You do the political talk.
I'll do political talk with a twist.
We really have to put an end to this.
I say two more.
That's it.
Two more.
Yes, before I'm 40.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. You are? No, I'm 40 Wait a minute wait a minute you are um no I'm
27 good stuff so yeah
He predicted yes, he always had to pretend he was younger than he was so he did predict
you just heard it that once they left open Anthony Anthony would go out to do political talk and
That was correct
nailed it did he say that he's
not gonna spin two first two first yeah yeah that's his skill that's his talent
I don't think it pays the bills these days I maybe it'll be a four-play
weekend where the fourth song is always live it's like waiting tables is that
what he's doing yes correct we have a game coming up. We have
Annie our review girl coming up in just a moment. Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Good to see ya
Annie we have a game here. We have a game to play
What an exciting show this is been I?
Actually, I feel like it's easier and better than usual what's
different is anyone piecing together Wednesday different about this show how
dare you I miss Chris so don't know I said that we do miss producer Chris but
we're gonna push the chatting shut Yeah, I'll shut up fair enough. Thanks for being here. We definitely
See I knew I didn't probably shouldn't say anything
It's time for everyone's favorite new new game show two minutes with Tom
What do you say ladies and gentlemen and Adam Bush? Ah. Are you ready to find the bomb?
Wait.
Playing Two Minutes with Tom.
You got it. He's going to get his own TV show, I know he is. I can already tell you, we love giving disgrace to people who have their own TV shows.
O.J. Simpson was acquitted of murder and they gave him his own hidden camera show.
The show was called You've Been Juiced.
And I think they call it that because...
What did Tom say next?
Here are your choices.
Number one, You Know who controls the media.
B, that was the last thing OJ said to his wife.
Next, the network thought you've been stabbed was a little too harsh
For the Goldman family owns the trademark to killing it with OJ and
lastly
because clever puns
Make you forget that he's a murderer
Two minutes with Tom.
All right.
I have to say kudos again to Cardiff.
There's no fucking way that Tom came up with that. But I've been around before on these.
So I always go first.
I think that it's going to be.
Fuck.
I think it's going to be next. You've been said was a little too harsh. What do you think
Adam? You know, um, what was the one about the network? You said the network said, where's
that? Yeah, it's next. The network said you've been stabbed with a little too harsh. Oh, okay.
Let's go with, let's go with that was the last thing OJ said little too harsh. Okay Let's go with
Let's go with that was the last thing. Oh Jay said to his wife. Okay. Yeah, I could see I could see that definitely be
It's possible the case. What are people did a really good job card if they're all so
People chat are saying next lastly. There's some bees in here
What do you think Annie? I?
Think thank you. OJ and lastly
Okay, thank you for thanking OJ
OJ Simpson was acquitted of murder and they gave him his own hidden camera show
The show was called you've been juiced
And I think they call it that because that was the last thing that OJ said to his wife
Very good who got that Adam I didn't I did see you without every time
Well done Adam congrats think that Opie can't enjoy this for what it is. It's it's heartbreak
Well, I don't put this in the thumbnail
New card of game
That's the craziest
That's the craziest oh
I have to leave it in there. That's incredible. I love it
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What am I a hack all right fantastic game cardiff as always congratulations Adam
Thank you. It feels good his big victory. What have we done today?
We have done it all so you know what that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The Teaser. The Teaser.
The Teaser.
Next week's Teaser.
The Teaser.
The Teaser.
The Teaser.
The Teaser.
The Teaser.
The Teaser.
And you know what I'm teasing today?
What's that?
DabbleCon.live, we are gonna be at the Dabble House
this weekend.
The first show starts at 5 p.m. Eastern Time, point Dabble Point, Adam Bush will be there,
we'll have the whole crew there breaking down some of the Kate Meany tapes and then who are these podcasts live Friday night at 8?
And then we have the Dabble Film Festival where the winner gets 500 bucks. That's happening Sunday at 2.
We have the Uncle Rico show, or I'm sorry Saturday to uncle resource area night at eight after that
We have a wrap-up show with the whole gang. So you're gonna want to check that out dabble con dot live and
That's what I'm teasing today. I think that makes a lot of sense
Do you have to pay full price if you don't want Mike Morse or is it all inclusive?
Yeah, I do pay extra to get Mike Morse out of it actually
Yeah, like serious. I'll just take the regular serious. I don't need the right the Stern show just extra five bucks
No Harding says new new game show 17 weeks old anyway. I missed the question damn it
Yeah, you're too busy
Worried about semantics over here.
You weren't paying attention to the game.
The Grateful Dead have been playing New Minglewood Blues for the last 30 years and no one seems
to mind.
That's true.
Annie, do you have any reviews for us to read?
Yeah, I've got two for us.
Great.
The first one comes from Ryan Henderson on February 27th saying the opi stuff is getting really boring now. Oh
I disagree my friend. Is that a
one star
No, it's on one of those websites where you have to save one or five stars and they didn't do that
So it's a five-star very good. All right, I'll take it
Yeah, the one comes in from name
Sorry Cardiff. I said that's an assumed five-star. It's not official
No, it's definitely five stars. Yeah, fuck off Cardiff assume
The second one comes in from name an
Awful group of has-beens treating a top-tier celebrity and a podcast host so poorly it should be considered a crime
a top-tier celebrity and a podcast host so poorly it should be considered a crime the only redeeming person associated with this awful podcast is Someone named Lucy who I assumed was Asian for some reason and the only thing this poor excuse for a human has going for him
Is he looks okay on a calp in bikini?
That's definitely a five-star review right there
Again one of those ones that's on the website with none of those things yes it's a five-star review of course it is okay what the fuck
speaking of Lucy being Asian did you see our latest review girl Christine Wynn on
Saturday yeah yeah that was that was that was a treat review girl approved
there you go that's good it was our knowledge of the show that won me over?
Reno's Zima Susan, Cardiff hacked Adam's Google Chrome. Yeah, because he works for OPI now. He can't be trusted. That's true. Double agent. That's true. We should be wary of this guy.
Annie, people want to check out what you do. They can go to your website.
Yeah, that's insanity.com. That's I-N-S-A-N-N-E-I-T-Y.com.
You can check out everything I'm working on, which is nothing right now, and everything
I have worked on.
So go there for all my links.
Why do you have slash support on your URL?
Just in case anyone wants to send me money for my birthday, because that's tomorrow.
And I'm trying to scrape together as much money as I can get for Hackamania so I can
afford to gamble while I'm out there and not just watch everybody else do it
So if you want to send me some money on Venmo, that'd be cool. Awesome. Happy birthday, Annie
But you can't afford not to gamble. That's when you need money. That's the best time to gamble
You'll always win
For money that was quite the Jack taught me everything I know. Yeah, that's quite the pitch. You know when you're desperate for money. That was quite the pitch.
Jack taught me everything. I know it's quite the pitch.
You just had right there.
Well, John could learn that honesty will go a long way.
I would not be surprised if people choose to support this
venture.
So I agree and do not click on that QR code that Annie has
in the top of her screen there.
You don't want to see where that takes you
Oh, yeah, do it you have to be a pretty cool guy to try that yeah only the cool
They think that's so cool card. Have you got enough plugs in do you need more plugs?
Show after this yeah, I'm back on YouTube about YouTube at Cardiff elect go there subscribe there
After the show Luigi Greenberg. Nice. Come on over. It is worth pointing out that with the body cam
footage being the darling right now of the dabble verse that Cardiff is the one
who set it up, got it first, and built the template that everyone has copied on
how to best receive these tapes. And Cardiff is the one who pointed out, which
I hadn't even put together, that this was the Zoom court appearance that he had to make that Cardiff
jumped in on.
It was this ticket stop.
So when John is a little paranoid that the potato is like watching him at all times,
we see where that comes from.
In his mind, the guy's everywhere.
And yeah, that's why it did feel like I said on the show, it does feel like a nice bow tied on my yes my relationship with stuttering John Melendez
Just like the perfect ending to a sitcom just that's it
Yeah, card. I watched the body cam footage and we go away you killed it you and to key watched it
I was tuning in Tuesday night great job card at the left is the new YouTube channel
for Cardiff.
Kitty, hi Adam, 12 months, what the fuck?
Hello Kitty, I agree.
Thanks for being here for 12 months, we appreciate it.
That's the reason why people stick around
because of the great bonus content you get
when you're a member of this very channel.
We got some voicemails, whoartthese.com
is where you can find our voicemail number
if you wanna call into the show and tell us what's going on.
Yeah, I'd like to know what your resident PhD, Dr. Bush,
what his cycle and analysts,
analyzation of one pill-abiding,
grifting, lying sack of shit woke dad is.
Call me back.
Oh, interesting.
I haven't gotten as deep into that as I should
It seems to me that he's wearing his beliefs as a coat of armor with which you are not allowed to
Criticize him as a person
because of and I find that to be extremely disingenuous and
offensive like John you can hear somebody saying things that you might even agree with politically
But wish that was not the fucking vessel saying it and they're actually doing more damage than good for the causes they believe in
That's amazing. But a mean cup of coffee. I hear a great great cup of Joe you put out a disclaimer
Like I'm not gonna have a good opinion on this and then you nailed it
You don't need the disclaimer at all. That's the difference between me and open his correct correct
Rod wants blind Mike better never call in sick to who are these I know right?
Producer Chris is already out of a job, so that's not great
I'm chomping at the bit, but blind Mike is so good. He's really is everything. I'm not he knows how to end a sentence
I got to tell you having Mike on the bonus show yesterday
We broke down opi versus Jim 2015 was
Perfect. He understands that stuff so well
And so it was just great to hear his perspective on things and knowing all the players and everything was going on behind the scenes
At the time and and even after he was fantastic on the show
Yes, amazing how clear his memory is about that stuff. It's like oh, yeah
I was just listening to this yesterday in my brain like it
I know exactly what was said word for word and you can pull it up just to verify it
Yeah, he was talking about things that happened like he didn't just listen to it
I did I pull all the clips and he's just like yeah
And then hope he's gonna go on to say follow on I'm like yep. Here it is
You got it
Hey, how Ronnie in Syracuse
love you love the show. Recently we saw John on TV in Niles or Youngstown Ohio right and he's doing
his signature wheezing laughing at his jokes and it reminded me of Red Fox who used the same
a heart attack by holding on to his chest with one hand and the other hand was in the air raised
and he was going to see his dead wife in heaven and stumbling around and all this stuff.
And when he actually had a lethal or fatal heart attack on TV or at the filming, nobody
knew that it was real because he did that all the time.
I wonder if John's not going to just drop dead one day in the middle of one of these
interviews.
That's what I got.
Don't call me back.
You wonder, you hope hope I'm confused about that
This has been the longest sleep stream. He's ever done
Money see what happens. Oh, that's in the pizza
The most successful stream he ever has he's actually just dead
He's took over 48 hours. This is incredible people are given 200 bucks at a time right now
Like I said before a lot of callers do not like Clearwater Chad. Never have been the show ever again. I heard you.
I learned. I got it. You're right. The great Seamus calling in.
Great Seamus here. Hey, Boner guys. Sorry. It's been so long. I had been considering your offer
and
The one it's mostly good the one thing i don't know if i can
really get behind is going to the creep off dot com and voting for carl i really believe that a
better investment is going to the creep off dot com voting for vinnie no oh carl don't listen to
that part probably should have said that first but you heard that anyway otherwise otherwise for that. Anyway, otherwise, otherwise, great plan. Call me back. Great Seamoose. How dare
you kitty gifting a membership to who are these podcasts? Thank you very much kitty.
Appreciate the support. Appreciate you being generous for the other viewers and listeners
on here. Oh, boner guys got a short one here for us.
Hi, Chris. Adam. Annie. Carl. So that cow photographer guy, he fucks right? Vote Carl at the creep off.com 25 seconds
motherfucker.
He sure does. So yeah, Jade, we got some cow bikini photos are
up on our Patreon for
Patreon members. Uh, Jade's not difficult to look at. And then, uh, Christine Wynn was
also a referral from a cow photographer as a new review girl on Saturdays for the Saturday
listeners, obviously Gary and San Diego. Let's, uh, let's see if he can get to the point. Hey Carl, it looks like Stuttering John has agreed to do an interview on May 2nd with
Kevin Brennan.
Nice.
It turns out May 2nd is Kevin Brennan's birthday.
He cares.
So John's doing an interview.
But does this mean that John has waived his
non-negotiable thousand dollar fee? Is he waiving the fee? The non-negotiable fee as
if maybe as a present to Kevin or is Kevin paying a thousand? Who knows? What's your
guess? There's no way Kevin's paying him a thousand bucks.
Rock and roll. Rock and roll it to you, Gary. That'd be my guess.
And we'll even see if it happens. A lot can change. King of Portugal, Colin.
Hey, Carl, King of Portugal here. I have a question for you and the great amazing man, producer Chris.
I don't know who Opi and Anthony is.
I'm really in Portugal, I don't have the time.
So I start Googling.
Hey man, Anthony look like he's on Matt
and Opi looks like he's the lead singer of Bad Street Boys.
Now Opi looks like he's the lead singer of Bad Trip Boys. Now, Opie looks like Crackers,
and Anthony looks like a fine gentleman.
What happens?
Explain that to a Portuguese guy.
Cheerio!
It's a good observation.
If you look at the old,
oh, I see a kitten in the background there, Annie.
If you look at the old Opie and Anthony photos,
those two guys look nothing like they look like now. I'd say one of them aged
more gracefully than the other, but I could be wrong. The member of the Backstreet
Boys that he's referencing, it's either that guy or his brother, but one of them's
already dead and who would have thought opi would outlive that guy
All right, this is a good idea
Hey Carl perfect listener calling here perfect as named by Carl
Thank you very much. You're welcome. They
Whenever boner 48 or whatever that English wanker whenever he calls in you gotta put a tariff on that motherfucker
Do something or make him sing sing his messages so we can fucking understand them
Okay, call me anytime you want. Thanks. I'm gonna hold off for 90 days, but I will be putting a tariff on boner guys So he better shape up
ship out
So Carl listen to the newest episode.
Just got to the Girl Scout could be talking.
You're saying Samoas can pound sand?
Caramel Delight, bro?
Caramel Delight, Samoas, whatever the fuck,
are fucking good, bro.
I think that's kind of an L-take. You know I ride with you. I'm a firm
Carl Food Take truther. I even like the music episode, but eating on Samoas, not cool. Now
if you were to say fuck lemonades, I can get on more with that. Peace!
I mean I'm more with that
The Samoans are those have the coconut like the crusty coconut on them
That's that's what I thought they were that those the ones I don't like am I wrong about that anyone I thought he was talking About Samoans
We have we have we have a different breed of girl guide here
Okay, yeah
Yeah, that would make sense. Okay fair enough
Yeah, that would make sense. That would make sense.
Fair enough.
Does anyone like mounds or almond joys?
It's the worst candy bar, right?
Almond joys has nuts, mounds don't.
I like an almond joy.
I'm in marketing, so I knew that.
This is that banter that they all come for.
That's correct.
It only gets better three hours
and fourteen minutes into the feed.
That's when things really heat up
I'm this show the weather like where you're at Carl. Oh my gosh. You would believe it was snowing yesterday. Oh
So I can use the whole thing
Breaking you some oh look gross. Yeah coconut rings. Thank you. That's not talking about
That's why I call in with your worst
Candy flavor black licorice in the lead and don't get this guy started on corn versus flour tortillas
Wednesday listeners Saturday listeners
Fuck all of you. I'm an audio only Australian listeners on the Monday Monday Friday listener nice. That's right, so
Fuck me or find me very good. That really is the design.
I want to be on your morning commute Friday mornings and Monday mornings.
I'm looking forward to beginning of the week and the end of the week.
So thank you for that all the way in Australia.
Oh, do we did the financial audit with that guy?
Rex was the guest.
He was something else. Damn, I thought my life was fucked up. But that Rex guy from the financial podcast is
the funniest dude on the planet. Oh, the one part that really got me was that he said,
I stayed to witness the butthole competition. And then he goes on to say, well, the guy
who won definitely deserved it.
Like how many bubbles did you have to sit through to get to the end of the fucking competition?
Oh, and it just keeps getting better than that.
I feel like enough people tell this guy to start a podcast.
He definitely will.
And that would be amazing.
So yeah, yep.
That's a good idea.
Got really good feedback on that episode with Patrick Melton was here. We're talking about
Caleb Hammer's podcast, Financial Audit, and that weird guy who's afraid of COVID.
But yeah, I feel like that was kind of glossed over, the fact that there was a prettiest
butthole competition at the strip club that he was working at and a guy won
Mean guys are notorious for having great buttholes
Clip it I do
You watching this I can't get enough dicks in my body. All right
Eric Zane said something about
Military people on who are these broadcasters and got a certain person very upset with him.
And he's been calling in and emailing in and all this stuff.
And I thought this was an interesting rebuttal to that.
Carl, who the hell is that?
The FW guy is just like going on.
I'm going to get my mom and then she's going to call a cop and then, and then they're going
to get the FBI.
And if you don't meet my demands and give me back my PS5 controller and my Oreos, you're
going to pay.
So that's one person's take on it.
Here's a, another person who's actually served in our military.
Let's see what he has to say.
Hey Carl, this is Rob and poor Huron.
Hey, this goes out to that guy crying and bitching about Eric Zane. If
he was in the military, he'll understand this. Go see the chaplain and get him to
issue you a TS card. What does that mean? It means tough shit. Listen, you are what
we used to call a REMF, R-E-M-F, which stands for rear echelon mother effort. I'm sure that you're not,
or never were a grunt because grunts don't have thin skin like that. Quit
crying and shut up. Okay bye, have a nice day. Alright. I did send that to Eric's
day and I thought that would make him happy. Little counterpoint to that
argument. This is a short one but but I think the guy makes his point I
Skip pass all Gary and San Diego calls fuck you Gary
Okay, not a fan of Gary and San Diego last call great Seamus again. Oh boy boy great Seamus here
You know I used to be a Saturday listener
But then I saw the light and realized Wednesday shows or where it's at so I even got my I even got my work schedule changed and everything because
That is clearly the superior show where I can hear my best friend in the whole world Adam Bush
Hi best friend Adam Bush
Call me back. Hi bestie. Oh, that's exciting you in the gray sea moosey
He might be in Vegas.
Might get to hang out with your best friend for the weekend.
This is all happening so fast.
It's pretty incredible, isn't it?
Look at us.
We're all going to be hanging out in Vegas in less than a month.
Look at that.
I can't wait.
We're going to have a great time.
May 9th to 11th, Carl.
Hack-a-mania.
Yeah, you're right.
Hack-a-mania.com. Pr promo code W-A-T-P.
I gotta go, bye.
I gotta go.
I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go.
I gotta go, bye.
I gotta go.
I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go.
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OK, bye.
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