Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep612 - Live From Dabble House

Episode Date: April 13, 2025

We were all hanging at the Dabble House in Florida this weekend for a special episode of WATP. Opie Radio starts things off with an absolutely manic and immature stream from the basement of Gebhard’s with the wildly untalented and obnoxious Ron the Waiter. Then we catch up on his morning stream where we learn that Opie Radio would be the best podcast in the Dabbleverse if he wanted it to be (if you want to know the truth). Trucker Andy and Jenny Jingles join us to find out that Opie is burning through all of his money. Lucy Tightbox and Vinnie Paulino join us to discuss JNO, a music producer who only wants to produce one song over and over again. Mike Morse and Anthony Zenhauser hop on the show to check in on Frenchie Hawna and try to figure out what’s going on. Shuli joined us for the Kate Meaney Tapes season 2 segment that is only available at dabblecon.live. Matan Even had a wasted Andy Dick on his show and Jen helps break that down. And finally we finish things off a round of To Poke A Dabbler. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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show. Apple's understanding our model over here. We'll be reviewing season two of the Kate Meaty tapes. That is coming up for all you fine folks on a dabble con dot live. But also we have Opie radio, JNO, Frenchy Hanna, a Matan Evans with Andy Dick and a round of To Poke a Dabbler. Let's get into it. We're going to get started with some Opie and we have Jenny Jingles and Trucker Andy with us to start off. Oh, hello.

Yes, to get into one of my favorite guys in the Dabbleverse. OPIA's been next level recently and what I love about OPIA is he's trying different things. You know, he's unleashed in NYC, He does the stream 500 feet above Manhattan every morning. But he does a once a week show where he's at Gebhart's. And he's in the basement of his favorite pub on the upper west side of Manhattan with the owner Matt, and his buddy Ron the waiter and some other jack off who sits behind them off mic and just yelled stuff from time to time. And you got to see the way this episode from Wednesday night started and I should point out this is a live stream he does. That was Wednesday. Now it's Friday. It has 159 views. Okay, okay. That's where we're at. And check this out. This is how this one started up. But yes, if you want to send us over to our monitoring screen.

Oh, there we are. We are live at Depthox. What's going on everybody? How are you? What's up, Matt? How are you, brother? Fine, how are you? I'm good.

I'm drinking an IPA from Maine Do you mean do you mean beer coke? I have you own the place. I don't know It's delicious I We weren't doing that. We weren't doing that Steel man hammer with what's up? He's trying to bring back was feel man hammer with what's up? He's trying to bring back what's up? Okay, this show, it's so embarrassing. Everything about

this show, they have great energy. They started off to like, yeah, we're at Gephart's, we're fucking hanging out. This is gonna be awesome. They're showing tell I have a beer in my hand. Look at me. This is great. And then they're doing references from the 90s. Like, what can't Opie do? I know what he can do by a light from Spencer's gifts that is just like any basement I've ever delivered to that is a shithole and They just put a pink light in a bunch of assholes in the basement. It's

It's very depressed any different deliver no place that shit heads in the basement before that's different right places infested with shit. All right Well, so they bring up we should bring back was ah, you know, he seemed very excited. It's very excited about days Like oh my gosh, this is something that's completely unoriginal So I love it, but they wonder like what else can they be bringing back from the past? What else should come back? I think was that should come back for sure. We're gonna stick with beer commercials. How about doobie doobie doo? What's the way? What's the Bud Ice? Bud Ice had a... Okay, so this guy Matt's the owner. He has no business doing a stream. I don't know why Opie's forcing him down our throats. He refuses to talk into the microphone. Opie's at 12. Matt's at 1. You can't hear what he's saying. But he's like, Oh, dude, I know what you got to bring back. Listen

to this. I'm curious if anyone knows what the fuck he's talking about. Bud Ice. Bud Ice had a The Penguin would call. Yeah. And he'd say, doobie, doobie, do. And then like they were tracing the calls. The call is coming from inside the house like a horror movie. Alright, alright, I don't know if I remember that one.

Bud Ice. Bud? Bud Ice thing? Doobie doobie do that. I don't know and then that asshole in the corner doesn't have a microphone Just like what about Budweiser like yeah, I mean, what about the Bud Bowl? What are we fucking talking about here? What are we doing? What about Schmitz gay when Chris Farley and Adam Sandler made out? All these in the hole jumping jacks in the basement here can drink. It's gay. What's crazy to me?

Yeah, you have a professional broadcaster like Opie's been doing it since he was 18. He's regressed to a point where if you told me this was teenagers in their bedroom, you'd go, OK, well, this makes sense, because that is the maturity level of this show. You got Jack off Ron, the waiter coming in with a big wig on. And that's like I have I actually happen to tune into this live and I was in the check on. Holy shit, is that a wig?

Ah, this show's great. They think that's going to entertain people on YouTube just having a wig on. And in fact, he put out a memo to the other guys that they should all wear wigs and it's so hilarious. I set out a memo let's do wig Wednesday and no one got the memo and no one gave me. I'm trying to save the show. I'm trying. Do you have wigs today?

Wednesday wigs. How did I know? Wig Wednesday. All right next next Wednesday. I'm trying to make a new tradition. I've got a day in colonial wig, man. I'm trying to start tradition. Oh my God.

Tradition. Wig Wednesday, everybody. So wait, what is it? Wig Wednesday? Wig him out Wednesday. I wish you... There you go, wow. I wish he would explain what it is

because he said wig Wednesday, he didn't get a reaction. He's like, what if I say it five more times? It's better now, I get it, explain what it is because he said wig Wednesday didn't get a reaction like what if I say it five more times? Yeah, it's better now. I get it I get it. Someone's gonna laugh at wig Wednesday eventually. I sent five texts telling everybody to wear wigs and no one replied so How could it not be a great idea? It wasn't a text it was a memo. The memo. It was a post-it. These guys are fucking boomers!

It was a post-it. These guys are fucking boomers. They're boomers trying, this, if SNL knew how to write comedy, this would be their boomers trying to stream comedy bet. These idiots going like, this is what the kids like, right? We scream and talk about old references and wear silly wigs. Yeah. Kids don't- What the fuck?

What the fuck? Kids don't like it and adults don't like it. Nobody likes it. That's why I'm telling you, no one's watching the show except for me. I'm watching it. And what I love about Opie is how quick he is on his feet. So Matt starts talking about, they're talking about Broadway because he was just singing like a Broadway actor. And so Matt starts talking about how he went to see Pee Wee Herman, you know, Pee Wee's playhouse on Broadway and Opie. He hears Pee Wee and he knows just what to say. Pee Wee, Pee Wee's Playhouse or what they call it.

Pee Wee Herman. It was Pee Wee Herman live on Broadway. That's the only Broadway show I saw and enjoyed. They should have renamed that the House of Horrors with the Pee Wee Herman's Playhouse. Very talented. Very talented. the Pee Wee Herman's playhouse. Very talented. Very talented. The Pee Wee Herman. The Pee Wee Herman.

Why? House of Horrors? What's he talking about? I don't know. What does he mean by that? He doesn't know. Maybe because he's dead? He has no idea what he's talking about.

Yeah, who does he think Pee Wee Herman is? Who does he think he is? The Jack Shack. It's not Rob Zombie talking about House of Horrors. All right, so then they start Rob Zombie talking about house of horrors All right, so then they start talking about topical things. Thank God. What are the topics of the day? What's everyone talking about? They're talking about the stock market. This stock market is topsy-turvy guys. It's out of control. And so this is performative OP I

Keep bringing this up, but I was blown away when I did the bonus show this week with producer Chris and Blind Mike and we were going back to 2015 with a normal DJ Opie on the radio talking to Jim Norton with Esther Kuhn in studio just having a conversation like an adult. Now I mean speech wise Words were involved right like an adult, but he gets so performative now, and it's so over-the-top and stupid Anyone else make a shit ton of money on the stock market today because because our lovely president is Manipulating the stock market that is manipulating the stock market. He's manipulating the stock market.

Oh, that wasn't funny? Manipulating the stock market! That's funny, right? Hey, check Randy gets it. That's the guy who says, speaking of when I'm putting him down. That sounds a little bit like Peewee. Now the tens of thousands of dollars I lost is hilarious. Now what's great about Ron the waiter, Ron the waiter fancies himself a comic.

And so he knows spicy stock market talk's gonna come up and he brings a stock market joke for all of us to enjoy. So I went, so since they enacted 120% tariff, so I went down to Chinatown to get a happy ending to relax with the show. It's doubled. The happy ending has doubled in Chinatown to get a happy ending to relax with the show. It's double. The happy ending has doubled in Chinatown. The tariffs are in a sack. You paid 17 bucks? How was it?

She goes, you pay double. You pay double. You pay now. Oh my God. Because of the tariffs. So now if you want to get jerked up by a Chinese lady in Chinatown, it costs twice as much. Twice the price, yeah, it costs twice as much the price Yeah, cuz it cuz it tariffs Get it right Yeah, you can rip off a gem pinet for twice as much money. I get it. I don't think it's funny pretty good stuff, huh?

If I had come up with that joke, I would have been embarrassed with myself and never uttered it But rather waiters just went for it. Good for him. And loudly. Well, the only time this show screeches to a halt because it's just going. Everyone's yelling, everyone's throwing things out there. No one's arguing with anyone else. But then a $1.99 comes in as a super sticker and whoa, this is getting crazy.

What is that, the French version? I don't know, but we got to say hi to Paul. Dollar 99 super sticker coming in. Thank you, Paul. Thank you. Have a goddamn beer. Is he doing over a buck? Ninety nine.

We're going to I have a great package from this morning's stream. We're going to find out how expensive Opie's life Which makes this even funnier that he's like celebrating Wow 99 this is crazy Who are those jerk offs that do the emoji reaction? It's like ice cream so good He's like one step away from being that asshole. He's almost like creating his own category of that. It's worth a job in five years. That's true.

Maybe sooner than that the way this is going. Now I don't know if you guys know this but Scott's the guy who's sitting back behind OP off Mike. He's wearing a shirt. Whoa. This needs its own. He's wearing a shirt. And this needs its own segment. Scott wearing a shirt. What do you got? You got a shirt on today, Scott?

I got the original. I started it all. I don't know. Did we have it on camera? I think so. I got yelled at for it. Fishing saved me from being a porn star. And I got yelled at because it said porn star.

Did you get the joke? No. OK, I don't either. But then I realized at the bottom of the chair, he doesn't explain. A very small type is as now I'm just a hooker. Good one. I still don't get it. Old men who try to wear comedy tees. Let me check everyone's shirt here.

OK, guy, we're good. We're good. This doesn't count. Definitely not. comedy tease. Let me check everyone's shirt here. OK, guy, we're good. We're good. This doesn't count. Definitely not. But he's also proud of it. That's part of the content of their show. This guy's wearing a shirt that he finds silly. It's better than a wig.

It's no. I'd argue it's not. Pretty sucreous. All they do is agree with each other. Everyone goes, yeah, you're right. No. The wig is way funnier than that stupid shirt. It sucks. It's embarrassing that he's wearing it.

He's all excited to get up and show it off to everyone. Yeah, and OP signed on for it. Mm hmm. This goes on for 90 minutes. What? And they can't maintain this energy. Everyone starts slowing down and calming down, except for one asshole. And that would be Ron the waiter. I knew it. Who cannot calm down.

All right, should we go? I want to help. What time are we on? Wait, at 1.38 we cancel it. Why? Hold on, there was another very famous... Oh, Ronar! Hey, man!

There's another very famous skater beside the rim rod called Jiffy Lube. Bam! You want to get your royal change, you big queer? You want to get your royal change, you big queer? You want to get your royal change, you big queer? You want to get your royal change, you big queer? You want to get your royal change, you big queer? You want to get your royal change, you big queer?

You want to get your royal change, you big queer? You want to get your royal change, you big queer? You want to get your royal change, you big queer? You want to get your royal change, you big queer? You want to get your royal change, you big queer? You want to get your royal change, you big queer? Same as gay bar beside the rim rod called Jiffy Lube. Bam! You want to get your royal change, you big queer? He's got that big wig energy. Vinny, Vinny, thank you. When I heard that, when I was clipping this today, I couldn't stop laughing at how terrible Rob the waiter is. Hey, you've been queer.

What fucking year is this? Jiffy Lube. You queer? He's bringing everything back. Straight people like Lube also. That dude thinks he's dice, man. Oh, yeah. His Boston accent couldn't be more annoying. It sounds like Joe Pesci, if Joe Pesci was a retard

wearing away. That's coming from Andy. So all right. This is my last clip from Gab Hards and we'll get to the stream. But. Everyone's out of steam. You just heard Opie say, OK, we done here. And then five more minutes ago.

We are like, why are we doing five more minutes? And Ron just does not get the hint that it's time to pack up and stop playing with our friends. Yeah. Not yet. All right. We're we're we're running out of steam. Well, here's the thing, though.

My mother can fuck it. My mother can shut up. My shot. Shut up. Shut up. He's not kidding. My mother can shut up. My shut up. Shut up. Shut up. My. I'm not kidding. No, I know.

And also screaming shut up is not really projecting the right message to this guy. He doesn't get anything. He's like, oh, we're having fun again. No, no one's no one's having fun in the first place. Let me get something too. Yeah. Fuck up. Rod, the waiter.

Not a good addition to the squad, Opie, if I could be so bold as to say. He's no Carl Ruiz. He's not even Vic Henley. Dude, Vic Henley is so less annoying. Vic Henley never said anything funny, and every time he opened his mouth, it was poison for the show. And he was 20 times better than Ron the waiter. Yeah. Not even close.

I could go for some Caesar leaves right now. What a joke. All right, this morning's stream. So of course, everyone's super chatting Opie and talking about Anthony. This is the new thing now. Opie is all in on the Dabbleverse. He's always talking about the Dabbleverse.

Everyone's trying to get him to talk about the dabble verse by giving him money. And so people are telling him Anthony is getting a lot of publicity for doing a radio show every Sunday night. You know what you could do is you could jock to over that. People be interested to hear your take on what's going on with Anthony Kumian. Hope he agrees. All right, Barrister. I lost Barrister somewhere in the imaginary war. Good morning, hope. I've been out. You gave me $20 though. So I've been out getting penile reduction surgery for my massive hog. You should do a show critiquing Ant's Very Popular Sunday Show.

You can listen to it at your leisure on the Red Apple Podcast Network. I know if I did that, it would be massive numbers, I know. And I'm a genius at this. That's why Jocktober worked, because I knew, I knew, no matter who does this, you could always find something that sucked and then you can exploit it and talk about it.

So I would be brilliant at listening to Ant's show and then picking it apart. I would find all the duds. Of course I would, but I just don't want to be in that world. Oh, how convenient. He would be amazing at this. He'd be the best. Brilliant, he said. Brilliant. He'd be amazing at this. He'd be the best. Brilliant, he said. Brilliant.

He'd be brilliant at this. You know, guys, I don't know if you saw this, Ovechkin scored more goals than Gretzky in his career. Oh, totally. I would have had even more goals than Ovechkin, but the ice rink's cold. It's just chilly. I don't want to be there. Isn't that a convenient excuse?

He just doesn't want to do it, even though he'd be the best at it ever. Smacks of effort. It's great that you could declare yourself awesome at something that you don't do. Right. Right. That's a winning formula. I'm sure he could have a really good hairstyle, too.

He doesn't want to. The fuck is going on in his head. He doesn't give a fuck. But that's part of it, too. He wants to show that he doesn't give a fuck. That way you can't critique him. But actually, it's just the

opposite. It's all you want you can't critique him. But actually, it's just the opposite. It's all you want to do is critique him for this. So Opie finally figured out if you don't want to talk about something, you don't have to put the super chat up to get you to talk about it. This is a big learning moment for the Opester. Thank you. No one will see your money. Somebody try to give me money so I would read their crappy

super chat. We're not doing that anymore. Sorry, but thanks for your money. Somebody try to give me money so I would read their crappy super chat. We're not doing that anymore. Sorry, but thanks for your money. Okay, good. Opie, that's it. This is the thing we've been making fun of him for for the last few weeks as he puts things up and he's like mad about it. Like, I don't want to talk about Anthony. I don't care about Jim Norris. You know, and then he gets all into it. So it always works every time. This time he finally learned. I saw you just gave me money. I don't want to talk about it, I'm not going to. But then 20 minutes later he gets another super chat about something he doesn't want to talk about and this happens. You gave me five dollars, thank you. I'm not going to read your crappy stuff. No one in

my family is embarrassed for me. God dude, like for real bro, go. Why would anyone in my life be embarrassed for me? Are you crazy? You might as well just put it up then. Yes! We all know what the person superchatted you. I'm not going to read that about how an embarrassment to my family, my wife's leaving me. I'm not going to read that. Stop it. I was just talking to Doggie. Doggie loves me. Even though he shit in the corner and he peed on my bed.

So I just thought that was funny that OP doesn't even know how to not express what's being put in the super chat. He can't. He can't help himself on that. So let's switch away from OP reading super chats that he doesn't want to read and address Anthony and stuff like that. Let's talk about how much money he's being charged for his HOA. So he's at a very expensive apartment. He's an owner of this apartment, upper west side of Manhattan.

You can only imagine what the costs are. And so he's got HOA, but then they're adding an additional fees for him. Recently, the building wrote an email like, hey, if you got an electric scooter or an e-bike, you know, we're going to charge you $150. Oh, you're going to charge us $150 on top of the over 6 G's we're paying to the building already. Oh, okay. That's great.

$150. Dropping the bucket. A month for're paying to the building already. Oh, OK, that's great. A hundred and fifty dollars. Drop in the bucket. A month for his e-scooter. Now, he just brought up he finally bought another e-scooter after his accident that he had. So he's like, all right, guys, I'm back on the bike. I'm doing the e-scooter thing. And he's like, I just got to know from the building that charged me 150 bucks a month to store my e-scooter.

Like, the guy can't fucking win. How much is that going to like take away from his five year plan. Well yeah that's a good point. And also he wasn't paying eight hundred dollars to park under the building. He was trying to save that money. He's got six thousand dollars for H.O.A. And the six thousand dollars thing is interesting because he explained. I don't have this clip right before that before that he explains that $6,000 would be a really nice mortgage.

For a nice house, $6,000. So I assumed he meant per month. I would hope so. Right, because $6,000 wouldn't be a yearly mortgage payment. It would be a monthly payment. Maybe for me. Right. Well, it's interesting because later on, associate producer Ralph chats the show.

And this is interesting. It doesn't make any sense. Six thousand a year is in bed for HOA fees. Are you crazy? Associate producer Ralph? Really? You can afford that? I don't know many people that can afford that on a long term basis.

The wheels are falling off. No, they're not. Bolly. I'm very certain. No. So associate producer Ralph Royce 6000 a year is not bad for an HOAP. That's $500 a month. That's not bad. For the place he's living

in the multi-million dollar place he's living in, 6,000 a year wouldn't be, 6,000 a month would be a lot. Yeah. 6,000 a month is worth bitching about. 6,000 a year is very different. So which is it? I'm very confused.

And notice the other thing. So associate producer Ralph, I hope I'm not blowing up a spot. That's Cardiff. I know. And Cardiff announced he was going to be on the show this morning. And Opie addressed that earlier this week and said, yeah, Cardiff's coming on the show. And he wrote in this super chat, Cardiff, question mark, link, question mark. Notice Opie didn't read either of those words and moved on. No Cardiff today. Boo. What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that all about? Mark notice opi didn't read either of those words and moved on no card of today

Boo what the fuck is that? What the fuck is that about? How's card of getting shut out of the opi show and everyone's demanding it also? He's one of the few people that defends. Oh, oh dude He won't hurt. I are almost broken up over it. I know He doesn't want to do W ATP anymore because he wants to get back in with the Opster. And Opie's just ignoring him for some reason. It's a power play. But this is really the crux of this stream that he did.

And thanks to Stalin19 for clipping this. Because we're going to find out Opie's financial woes. This is incredible coming from a guy who made millions of dollars on the radio. Look, you know, there's no way I could sustain this. It's obvious. You know, it's been obvious for a long time. I mean, who could sustain it? Even if I was making crazy ass money, it would be tough to sustain. Wait, how does that make sense?

What does he mean? There's no way he can sustain this, his lifestyle that he has. He owns multiple properties, he's living in the most expensive place there is to live in the world, and he's going, yeah, of course I'm burning through my money. Of course I'm going to lose all my money. But then he says, I mean, even if I was making a ton of money, I wouldn't be able to do this. Well, no, that's why you got there in the first place, because you were making tons of money.

Right. And he owns that apartment. He bought it. Correct. And he owns his houses. Yes. I have no idea. I'm sure he must. Otherwise, he would stop paying for them.

Right. Well, no, actually, Jen, hold on to that thought. But I was telling Opie this years ago when actually 2018, seven years ago, I'm on record of saying, Opie, you got to move out of Manhattan. You've lost your gig. You got fired from your job. You got to move out of Manhattan. You've lost your gig. You got fired from your job. You got to move out of Manhattan. He's like, I can't because of my

kids. My kids have friends. Kids make new friends. Yeah. What are you doing? You're gonna go poor and pay $6,000 in HOA fees because your kids like Billy and Steven down the block. There's one demographic that's easy at making friends. Yes. Little kids. Children. They're put into a classroom and they meet a bunch of friends. Very easily. He needs Caleb. I mean, how much money is he spending on Magic the Gathering cards?

Right, right. Good point. Yeah, he's like one of those guys who has money and he's just burning through it like an idiot. He could have moved out of Manhattan. And he goes, who could possibly afford to live here in Manhattan? I don't know, someone who didn't get fired for videotaping a guy shitting at work. That's who's able to afford the place they bought when they were making a decent income.

Could keep doing it. But my point was, if he has mortgages on these places, it's not like they're raising his rent, right? So he's paying probably less than he would be paying if he had bought them now. So he'd probably get a good deal on these places, correct? I would assume that he bought it. Considering. I know it's very pricey.

But there's tons of fees, there's tons of expenses just living in Manhattan. He's got private schools for his kids. There's so many fees going on. A buck fifty a month for his e-scooter. I know. And it all just comes down to he's not getting enough buck ninety nine super chance. And that's what I mean. That's just so crazy. They're toasting to a dollar ninety nine in Gepards. And meanwhile he's going, burn it through money. I can't lose. This is not so much luck. I want to even begin to cover my e-scooter rentals.

I know. It's not even covering that. What's he doing? But he goes out to declare it's not just him, guys. It's not just a guy who lost his job and bought a place that he can no longer afford. It's really everyone. If you can make it here. Guess what? You know that song, if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. And then you know, we should keep all those. And then New York, you know, the Leach and Key,

all those garbage songs about New York, it's all BS. No one makes it here. They make believe they make it here until they get strangled by the cost of living to live here. Is that true? No one could make it in New York? So these songs are all BS? These guys celebrate New York City?

And all those buildings behind him are empty. Nobody lives there. Is Obe trying to gaslight himself? Yes. Yes. Yeah. He's just like, yeah, who could possibly afford this place? You eight years ago. Yeah. That you could afford this place. Remember that place used to go to five days a week?

Sirius XM. Remember those paychecks you see? That's why you live there in the first place. Remember that place used to go to five days a week? Sirius XM. Remember those paychecks you used to get? That's why you live there in the first place, idiot. Who could possibly set up a budget to afford these things? Just manage your money and get another fucking job. This is the first time I've really heard. Now, we recently Opie did declare that he's got like five years to go with the money he has.

He's got to get a new gig to figure it out. This has to be the first time he's declaring that he's literally burning through his money and he's just going to go with the money he has. He's got to get a new gig to figure it out. This has to be the first time he's declaring that he's literally burning through his money and he's just going to go broke. And I would think that his wife would go, hey, what's the plan, Greg? She's not watching the show. There's a lot of chatter at work around the water cooler that we're five years away from being flat broke. What are you talking about?

I'm doing great. I have a lot of things going on. This is going to be very stressful to have millions of dollars in the bank and then just watch it slowly deplete. Yeah. As you live your life. I can't even imagine. Based on the strength of wig Wednesdays. I don't think it's gonna pay the bills anytime soon.

You don't? Yeah, and it was like four years ago, he was bitching about the price of bagels and trying to return wine. Oh, right. Do you remember when he went to the coffee place? He's like, I don't go to Starbucks, I support the local coffee place,

but they charge me five bucks for a coffee. He's like, you're on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Do you know what their rent is? Yes, they charge five bucks for a cup of coffee, you idiot. You don't have to live there. I don't think he's very good at managing his money. But then he goes, I wouldn't take a radio gig for $150,000 a year. Well, that's stupid.

That's beneath me. That could at least help you pay your HOA. And he always talks about how he was taught all this math in school that he never used and what a waste of time that was. He should have paid attention to math in school, specifically subtraction. They would have answered a lot of things. So wait, the number just keeps going down as you subtract? Yes, forever until it's zero. That's how that works. This is a funny super chat that comes up.

Hope he decides to bail on it, but you guys will see what the guys try to get him to say. Thank you through and through. I don't know what this means. Some you guys can read it because I have no idea what he's trying to say. It's probably some kind of secret message. So thank you for that.

It says, hey, I'll be great show In Thai, we have a saying for good luck. And then in quotes, it says, I love Anthony Kumia. Yeah. And then we just leave something on the screen. I don't know what that means. You don't? Can't figure that one out. All right.

So then there's a super chat, to convince Opie to do it. Hey, you should do it. Don't have to be in that world, buddy. Just do a reaction show. He does it to you. Screw it. They go in and do it to you. I just don't want to live in that just garbage world.

I find it pathetic that Anthony does reaction videos about me if you want to know the God sized truth because I do. Whatever. Oh, there it goes. I'm going to leave it alone. I'm going to leave it alone. He has lost it. Well, everyone's telling them the only trash and you're getting right now is by reacting to Anthony stuff. So everyone's telling them like, why don't you just do a show where you review Anthony show that would get you views, it would get you some money. And Opie knows he would fail miserably. But he has to pretend he's above it. For some reason,

even though on this exact same stream, he's talking about hemorrhaging money, nothing's working for him. He's not gonna be able to sustain this very much longer. The kids are not going to go to private school forever, I don't think. And they're going to have a hard time adjusting to public school after all of this. And I'm not saying that Opie talking about Anthony would solve his financial woes. I don't think that's the case. But he tries to make excuses for why he won't do it. I don't want to live in that world.

You're in that world. You're talking about the devil verse every stream now. It's done. It's over. I think he knows he's in it. And I also think he realizes he's not good at it. And that's his excuse. I know he knows that but he goes hot and says that he would

crush at it because he's brilliant. It's insane. The chest so disappointed. I know. I wish this guy would stop lying It's like, I know. I wish this guy would stop lying to us. We all know. I want him to stop lying to himself.

I know. He's either in his apartment ignoring people suggesting good ideas, or he's in a basement with four losers. When Anthony said he's clown shoes, and now you've got a guy with a funny t-shirt and another guy with a wig on. Yes. I guess the clown shoes are just not in the shot because you guys are doing everything wrong with that fucking Gephardt. Next week at Gephardt's Clown Shoe Cam.

Yeah. We got a camera just looking at our clown shoes. You can tune in every Wednesday. So, uh, that's what the the Opster is up to these days. Never change, Opie. We love you. They won't. I want to move on to our next segment.

Jen, you'll be back up in a little bit. I sure will. Thanks for hanging out with us during the the Opster. Oh, let's bring up Lucy Titebox. She's a MIA. She's on her way. Lucy's a M.I.A. Yeah, it's on her way. Lucy's coming up. I think there's a.

Wardrobe change going on for this or at least I hope there is. Yeah, that's not what's told us. Do you know what you did wrong? OK, Martin, let's try one. Remember, big. You got it. The Ford. It's a big deal. Event is on. Remember, big. You got it. The Ford It's a Big Deal event is on. How's that? A little bigger.

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We have Andy, you're gonna introduce us to somebody here. Oh yeah, Vinny's gonna join us on this segment as well. What's up, Vinny? I can hang out a little bit. Hey listen, for those of you watching the live stream, the audio was a little low for some of you folks. We turned it up, I hope that's better for you. Sorry about that.

Oh, and you do you want to pop up my screen real quick? Sure. Because I want to thank the executive producers of dabble house this weekend. We have South Jersey gym DJ q Dr. Steve the smoking Lesbo mint salad Salad, check her out, Autistic Boobs and ASE Presents, that's on YouTube, she does movie reviews every day at 7 p.m. We have Tim McD, Takedown DDT, Jad Allen, Andrew Butcher, Dee Harmon, Rumbled Trunch Coat,

has a Colombo podcast, you can look for that on YouTube They have their own YouTube channel rubble trench coat and KJ also. Thank you KJ for supporting this whole dabble house weekend that is our executive producer less for the entire weekend and Thank you for signing up for this tomorrow. We have the dadler Film Festival Contest yeah, we have the Dadler Film Festival contest. We have the Uncle Rico show with more of Kate Meany's tapes. We have a wrap up show after that. So thank you very much for signing up more fun things to come.

Andy I'm going to turn it over to you. Thanks. Tell us about J. And this is a character that we've been covering on All Apologies. Joe Sixpack found this guy and he seems to be a fledgling music producer slash performer, but he surrounds himself with all these Pacific Asian Hawaiian talentless whack packers. OK, so and is heless, whackpackers. Okay.

So... And does he consider them whackpackers? No, he considers them the next up and coming pool of talent that he's showcasing. And it's going to be very clear that that's not the case. And for this first part, he's going to, in clip one, they're showcasing merch and this new guest, the Lego Man, this is the newest episode that is out right now. Hey, yo, yo, yo, what's going on, everybody?

Welcome to the J&O Podcast with your host, J&O. And today, I got my guest star, Neo... period. The Lego man! The Lego man! How you doing? Doing alright. Got the Not Over Merch. You show it. Oh yeah you got to kind of stretch just a shirt down a little bit. There you go. Probably gonna have to redo the thumbnail after that but it's all good. Hey yo yeah new Not Over Merch you, and other merch designs, link in bio. Check it out. It's amazing.

No, I just saw some of it. It's not. Oh, you're not impressed? Not impressed at all. Are you impressed with his leather jacket that he found in a lesbian bar and lost and found. He's never he's always wearing a tank top. But this these guys is a live stream. No. Then why did they just redo that? That was all wrong.

And I just can't believe that you weren't impressed after he stretched the shirt down. It says not over it. That was the text that he had to stretch out for all of us. It was important. Hilarious. It's like the shittiest looking vinyl, too. Like that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's not good merchandise.

I don't think it's amazing. Yeah. By the guys. And all these podcasts are about 12 to 16 minutes long. So 12 or 16 minutes too long. Yes. And they all everybody shows up with nothing and people have nothing to say. And they say it over and over again. And when I say they say

it over and over again that just not over it shirt that they're pushing so hard. There are a million shorts on YouTube of a different version of not but let's let's hear like a baseline version of of not over it. But let's hear a baseline version of Just Not Over It. I said you broke my heart, I'm still thinking of you Now my world's at peace, it's just fine and a boo But every time I see your face, it makes me fall from grace Yeah Oof

Okay, so that's- Pretty good piano play though, wow Shut the fuck up You shut your goddamn pie hole, you. Here's a chord and now I'm gonna get another chord and here's a third chord. This guy on the left is Patrick O'Malley, aka POMail. J&O and POMail are. How did you come up with that?

Yeah, they're, you know, it's like Run DMC. They're killing it in the game. They're up and comers. And not to get too far away from Lego Man though, I just want to reiterate how bad this podcast is because normally he has autistic people or just people that have no idea how to be on camera. This Lego Man guy is a mechanic. So he has some kind of base knowledge of a topic that J&O

can ask him anything he wants about cars. Leave it to this guy to come up with a question that has no answer. It's the worst question that anybody could fucking ask. I had a question, and it's not even off the topic list that we just made, but what are like the three, if you had to describe in your perspective, what's like the three most important like car components?

I mean, it's pretty objective. Like my three vital components? Pretty objective. Yeah. Yeah, like the most essential the car Well, I gotta pause that do you see yeah, I'll Vital you try to say vital, right? Oh, did you say it wrong? Hold on? Let me hear this files are important like my three vile Well, I guess I would start with three tires Vital? What are the vital components of cars? I need all three of those. Well, I guess I would start with three tires.

Vital? Yeah. Like the most essentials? Oh, yeah. He's like, dude, I don't know. Since this has been going nowhere, sure. Yeah, actually, that was kind of a dumb question, not gonna lie, but like, yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Self-awareness, baby. Yeah. Jano, you cannot veer off of the topic list like this, but you idiots. Yeah, you've been saying, oh, I just thought of this. It's not on the list that we discussed before this, but I'm gonna ask the dumbest question possible. I would say rear defroster, moon roof, and fuzzy dice.

Yeah. The fucking idiots. Well, considering the car doesn't work say rear defroster, moon roof and fuzzy dice. Fucking idiots. Well, considering the car doesn't work without any of the pieces, they're all pretty vile. So he's forcing his guests to wear his merch, P.O. mail, you know, looking his worst. And they do so remix. It's time for the remix of Just Not Over It. And if you don't like the slow jam version, maybe you will like

the version with the woman singing the hook, who looks like a woman that just got offered a shift at a nail salon. And if you don't like that, maybe you'll like the chopped and screwed version with P.O. male. But this is a super cut of all of the just not over it versions that there are cramming down my algorithm I'm just not over it I'm just not over it

I'm still not over it And Jonah Hill's there. That's incredible. I don't know. It's kind of growing on me. Oh, it'll grow on you. Joe Sixpack is just playing this drop on our show over and over again. It's just he ever get over it. Like by the end of the song.

Funny not over it, Lucy. Listen, listen to the song. Hey, I don't it? Like by the end of the song? He's not over it, Lucy. Listen, listen. Are you even listening to the song? Hey, I don't know what happens at the end of the song. Lucy's onto something because in clip five we're going to hear the B side. Uh, so over this, over that And I'm so over that, over this I'm so over this Get the fuck out That dude looks like Jared Fogle Yeah

What the fuck is this tuxedo? Before we lost weight fucking children I'm so over kids He stole a child's vest. What is this? I will give him credit. He is the most unenthusiastic person ever. He is certainly over it.

Vinny, I thought those were suspenders. All right, question for you. Well, that's definitely a clip on bow tie. I just realized that. Well, cave it away. Oh shit, it is. Yeah, that's not great. So how many versions of Over It are there?

Uncountable. Wow. They have this one song, they're pushing it as hard as they can and they're just throwing shit at the wall. So the number hasn't been invented yet is what you're telling me. Yeah, yeah, it's and counting. Dude, it's not over it at a barbecue, not over it in a diner, not over it at the fucking dog park. It's in the unemployment office. I like how this guy, he when he sings the words, it looks like they mean something to him.

He has the deadest expression I've ever seen in a singer. He's over it. Oh, there's a good one. At the end of the year, they were talking about their New Year's plans or something like that. And P.O. Mail's like, just be true to yourself, even if you're in the closet and your dad hates you.

And then they did another version of Just Not Over It where P.O. Mail's dad is now behind him. He's in the closet. He's showing that he supports his gay son. How close behind him was he? Jesus Christ, dude. I guess I did bring that because I just played it on my show, but I tried to bring new shit.

In clip six, this one is called Always Be Harmonizing. Andy has a show. Why? This one is called Always Be Harmonizing. Andy has a show. Why? With no reply Chasing the reason why I am Okay, if you're listening to this,

the fat Irish guy in the middle is now a beatboxer. Okay, just, that's not a drum set that you're hearing. It's also a ventriloquist. Be like, this guy doing the drum beat. I'm lying, why do I even cry? Carl, it sounds so dumb, I literally thought you were just doing the drum beat. I know! I'm like, that's how horrible that is.

Also, that's not harmonizing, they're singing the same note. Don't tell Trucker Andy that. Sorry, Andy. Woke his whole world. That's not harmonizing, but they're both singing at the same time. All notes are the same, Andy. Blow up his whole world. That's not harmonizing, but they're both singing at the same time. Oh, no, turn the same.

Sorry. Well, you know, the hat is really what we should show up for the hat. We stay for the harmonizing. So what I learned is if you write a great song, you should create as many verses of it as possible. Because you want it to fit into every genre and every subgenre so you could have a number one

hit on every Billboard chart. Is that what they're going for? That's the chubby checker fallacy. into every genre and every subgenre. So you could have a number one hit on every Billboard chart. Is that what they're going for? That's the chubby checker fallacy. Everything that let's get over it like we did last summer. Exactly. It's out back the fuck up P.O. Mal, because Just Not Over It is a J&O song. You're just featured on that. Patrick O'Malley because Just Not Over It is a J&O song. You're just featured on that.

Patrick O'Malley needs his own Just Not Over It to break out. Oh good. As a legit artist. So in clip seven, they're going to talk about their goals of the upcoming year. And what, you know, how P.O. Malle is going to take his career to the next level. My goal is to stop embarrassing myself on the internet. It's a fail.

level. My goal is to stop embarrassing myself on the internet. It's a fail. Topic number one is what is everyone's like ambitions and career goals type thing. Type thing. That's a crutch. Ambition wise, if I really want to go all out and crazy, I really want to create my first film score. I always loved the film scores and always loved telling stories through songs. That's tight. But otherwise for music career goals, if I really want to get there, I need to make a goddamn single, man.

I thought he had a single. That's what I was saying. Not over it is P.O. Or J&O's song. Right, right, right. P.O. Maladies' own version. Or J.N.O. saw. Right, right, right. P.O. male needs his own version. I see. OK. So at J.N.O.

is promising to help him in every way possible. This is what is guy number three doing there? Do does anybody notice that the guy in the middle sits like him whole? I think he's cousin. Yeah, he has tiny dick energy in that way. And in clip eight, this... Oh, so these are other Wack Packers that are in J&O's orbit. I don't know why these people think that he can help them in some way. So he has all these guitar players and fledgling

singers that he's featuring. And everybody thinks that he can do something for them. You say it's like you seem to have an agenda on this. Let's let the audience decide. He's making these people think that he can help them, especially P.O. Mail, we're going to find out later that this conversation gets had over and over again about what P.AL needs to do to get to the next level. What are your top three career goals?

I would have to say the tires, the carburetor, and the engine. And a film score. Right answer to the wrong question. And today I got my reoccurring guest POMAL. What up? And Gage Vilsen. How are you guys doing? Pretty good. I love the bear hat. out my reoccurring guest Pio Mao. What up? And Cage Wilson. How you guys doing? Pretty good. Great. I love the bear hat.

Yeah. Yeah, no, it is mine. I just thought it looked pretty cool. That is found the other day. Yeah, it's amazing. Amazing. But um, yeah. Yeah. The hat's amazing. That's the most compliment of the guy's hat. Just to find out that it was his hat. He was complimenting. Yeah, I have great taste in hats don't you think so friend? If you told me they were recording and filming this inside of a facility, I would believe yes. Yeah You know what I like about you Vinny my glasses And and let's see Chris, oh, okay. So like I was saying clip eight

And let's see, Chris. Oh, okay. So like I was saying, clip eight P O mail or Jane O keeps promising P O mail that he's going to help him get to the next level, but he keeps just putting it on Patrick to write a hit song. It's like, well, until you write a hit song, there's nothing I can do for you. And that's the conversation that gets had over and over again. We're going to get there, man. Cause, um, you know Because everyone knows I produce.

I also told you, you gotta play Jean Valjean, man. Yeah. You gotta do it. That's true. I'll get that, yeah. You make a great Jean Valjean. Amazing. All righty.

Yeah, because you know I produce and stuff. So just once you write something, because every artist writes their own lyrics and songs. And once you're like you're you like write something because every artist writes their own lyrics You know in songs and once you have that in like a full arrangement and creation then we have somewhere to start We can start exactly Hey, can you produce me? Yeah. Yeah, what do you want me to produce? I don't have anything. Yeah. Oh well then All right. I can't help you with that. Yeah, once you do everything then you bring me a finished song and i'll produce it Yeah, once you do everything then you bring me a finished song and I'll produce it Okay, was it the whole thing was Jean Valjean that he was like hungry and was stealing bread because he was starving and dying

Yes, yeah, I'm not gonna buy this guy's not gonna be a good Jean Valjean. You don't think you're starving this one So the guy in the right is just kind of hang hang around. He's more of, I don't know, like, I don't know what whack packer he is. He couldn't even bring his own hat. P.O. Mail is like the high pitch Eric of the whack pack in JNO's world. This next guy, Jordy, is Beetlejuice. OK, enter Jordi. I don't feel like being around you. Because you never love me anyway. Took my heart and you threw it on the floor. Good lyrics.

I hate when the girls take my heart and throw it on the floor. It's just rude. This is the predecessor to the tapes that we'll be talking about soon. Oh, yeah. John will be singing along with these songs. He's feeling this right now. Jordi is like severely autistic, I think. Retarded, and he is retarded. No personality, no Riz, nothing.

But in, let's see, clip 10, this is, they're talking about having a writer's blog. But did anybody have any interesting New Year's plans at all? I'm sorry, I can't get over this. What's his name, P-Mac, or what's the guy on the right? P-O-Mail. P-O-Mail, the fat Irish guy. He loves to dress up, but he cannot pull it off. He can't figure out how to put the tie underneath the collar.

Not once has he pulled that off. I'm sideways. He's doing the Blues Brothers thing. My brother's suit. He's about to interview a congressman. His body doesn't know how to wear clothes. Did anybody have any interesting New Year's plans at all? Well, while you're

talking about this week, I am gonna try and see a movie, which I heard is pretty cool. I always say dream big. What are your big New Year's plans? I'm going to try to see if everything goes correctly. Do you hear all their breathing, too? They're nervous. Oh, yeah. They're nervous to be doing this. Why does he have all these simps wearing his merch?

I know that poor guy in the middle. So that's the Beetlejuice guy in the middle? Yeah, that's Jordy again. Yeah, I like him. Okay. We should get him off the TV. Okay, you. I'm going to try and see a movie, which I heard is pretty cool,

but otherwise that's New Year's resolution. Wait, does he think that seeing movies is pretty cool? Yeah, that's what I get. I've heard that seeing movies is cool. It's not that the movie that he's going to try to see is cool. It's just in general. I might just hang in the lobby. I'm going to attempt to see Minecraft, but when it's sold out, I'll leave and fail to see it.

Do you want butter on this? I'm not ready for that yet, man. Whoa, whoa. But otherwise, as New Year's resolutions, I need to finally get started on making my own song. It's gonna be so wild. So that I can actually compose in the future. Nice. This is the guy who wants to write a score to a movie. He's like, I finally got to like write a song.

Yeah. Oh, why haven't you done that yet, idiot? Step one, see a movie. Step two, score a movie. So that I can actually compose in the future. Nice, dude, I had a hell of people asking about that too. Like, when's Pat releasing? When's Pat releasing?

I know you're gonna help him produce once he releases. I'm like, you guys, once he releases. Jesus Christ. Let me just come from there. Yeah, but you know, it just depends. I mean, artists subjective, new music is like subjective. No, it's just whatever you want to do at the end of the day. No, you're objectively terrible.

Any influence, I guess? Yeah. Isn't it? You know, that's how writing a hit song works. You know, hit music makers and producers don't interview their talents sitting on the edge of their bed. Look how uncomfortable every single person in here looks. Right.

Well, also, how is he decorating that wall behind him? That's me talking. That's definitely a picture of himself in the top left there. It's just him sitting in front of. Everything is a picture of himself. He's making his his simps wear his shirts. He is in love with himself. He's got Polaroid pictures behind them with the dates written on them

That's I'm never gonna want to forget this August 1st 2021 what a day that was when everybody still used Polaroids these are modern well Obviously Geordi is the star of this trio. So let's hear more from him. Good. I'm ready. I mean, I used to use TikTok before, but then I started using it again and I liked it. So I think it would be unfair to take it away from American people because everybody's on it, everybody's posting,

everybody's basically on it. Get confident, stupid. So, I mean, what's the interesting part? By the way, I'm watching P.O. Males, the gears turn, and he's going, everyone's on TikTok. What if I wrote a song about they got TikTok? And then I put it on TikTok. Oh my gosh, I could be a number one music recording artist with this idea.

Then my dad will respect me. We could skip. What if I used a mirror to put on my tie? Whoa, whoa, slow down, Poindexter. One thing at a time. Yeah, so Jordy just has nothing. But in the last clip, clip 14, that we're going to see more... When people are all out of ideas, what are you supposed to do?

Put on a funny fucking outfit. Okay. How you guys doing? Pretty good. Nice, nice. Thumbs up. It's more dignified than him in the suit and yeah you guys back again as you guys can see we got some new outfits have some new content ideas just all around for our music and our business right PMO yeah

what are we right now okay if you're talking about legit right now, we're in and out burgers with Mr. Lagoon. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Why? Okay. I think we all realize that that Jordy dude just took off his skin mask.

That's what really goes on under there. Every single one of them looks as if their head is superimposed onto their body. That is the most unnatural thing that I have ever seen in my life. Yep. So that's the J&O podcast. If you want to watch three guys that have absolutely nothing to say, I think there's over 50, like 60 episodes every time they sit down.

It's just like, so what's going on? I don't know. How many subscribers do they have? I don't know. It was more do they have? I don't know. It was more than me. A couple of hundred. It was a few hundred when I was checking this show. We were listening to this on the way down here.

And there's a lot of Patrick Michael-esque podcasting going on on this show, where they're just talking about their art. And they're like, yeah, you sing music, but you can sing music in a way that people don't sing music, which those other people could also sing music the way they do it, but the way you do it, it's different. That's good too. Yeah. It's like they don't say anything.

Right. And they're praising each other and they all suck. Yeah. I have a big idea. And this is my approach to failing miserably at producing any content. All right. Well, Andy, I am intrigued. Jay, I know I think we have to check back on this program. Another one, all right. That is fantastic.

Thank you, and thank you to Joe Sixpack. Yes, thank you, Joe. For finding that. That's fantastic. All right, Trucker Andy, Lucy Typebox, you guys have both beat back up. And thank you so much for coming on and doing that portion of the show.

Thank you. At this time, we're gonna do a little crossover work with our friends from the Uncle Rico Show and the Shooley Network, Mike Morse and Anthony Zenhauser joining us. Oh yes, you say yes, you say yes. Yes. She's got a whole lot fatter. Yes, yes, yes. you say yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. All right, producer Chris, you were checking out our girl Frenchy

Hanna. Yes. And a recent episode that she put out. Now, what's fun about this is that we introduced Bob Levy to Frenchy Hanna not too long ago. And Bob was like, oh, I needed this in my life years ago. Oh, yeah. I can't wait to see the reaction from these two. When they when they meet and learn about okay, Frenchy. Yeah. Yeah. Now, which one is Frenchy? These other two goopers we were just talking about. No, it's it's

time for a wellness check on our friend Frenchy Hanna. We should probably get started with her intro, but normally she meanders a little bit. You know, sometimes it's difficult to figure out where she's going. I work with Julie. I know. Yeah, sure. Finally, a concise focus. We work with Julie Hanna.

All right. Good. So check her out. She's ready to go on this one. Yes, I'm excited Welcome back to another episode of very genuine where we dive into authentic experiences like never before I'm your host Frenchy Hanna and today I just want to talk about how I am taking more in within myself, staying to myself in certain times and moments and just self caring with myself and just knowing the know of who

I am and who I surround myself around. Oh, OK. A quick question. Does she ever look at the camera? This is something new for Frenchie. So I'll give you a quick background. That question leads into this. Frenchie used to have guests on her show.

OK. And so they would have a wide shot. You can see a little bit there's a chair next to her. Right. They'd have a wide shower, it'd be her and the guest. And then she stopped having guests on, and they kept the wide shot. So it's just Frenchy on the one side with an empty chair. Sometimes with headphones on the empty chair.

Yeah, right. It reminds you of what you used to be. Waiting for a friend, right. Now, wait a minute. Is this the Michelle Obama podcast? Yeah. That's probably why it didn't work out. Oh my gosh, my buddy Drew Lane's obsessed with Michelle Obama's new podcast Yeah, because he's the only one. Oh, it's correct because it started off with some views and then it

Dropped off the face of the earth, right? It was getting no views and then he checked back two weeks later and all of those old episode that no views have hundreds of thousands of views. The former first lady is buying views. I'm here to tell you right now. Michelle about I don't know why she's not good in show business. You know, I don't know. Crazy. It's not working out. Are you sure she's buying the views? I don't know. Now has she ever like had food delivered to her house?

Now, has she ever like had food delivered to her house? Forgive someone an idea to do that. Anyway, so yes, I guess it's a new day. She moved the camera. Yeah. So she'd be centered in it. Well, yeah, I mean, I think it's an artistic approach. Right. Yeah. I don't want to put words in Frenchie's mouth. So in my number two now, Frenchie has recently moved from Los Angeles to Las Vegas.

We're going to figure out what's going on with the Vegas scene here. In here, Vegas, they get, you know, jealous. You know, they feel some type of way. I'm like, what I have and what I have going on and things I have and all of that. Now I'm just like trying to like tell them like, no, come on. This is a good exposure for you and for all and me and stuff like that. Can't argue with that because you don't know what the fuck it means. Yeah, jealousy is a bitch.

I'm just going to say, yeah, you know, was jealous is Chad Zuma. That's a nicer road caster than what he had. I thought that was an early version of Simon. The game. It's very possible. She's very proud of it. It's right in the shot there. Yeah, even though she doesn't need any of those dials as you can tell.

Right. All right. So she's in need any of those dials, as you can tell. Right. All right. So she's in Vegas where people are jealous because she has things, but you shouldn't be like that and stuff. Right. Is that the summary of what I just heard? Yeah, that's what I'm guessing.

Okay. She moves in mysterious ways. Just not toward the camera. Correct. Now, we have always wondered who is in Frenchy's corner because there's some editing that happens. She puts whatever up. It's strange. Just like the camera angle here. Right. And it turns out there is someone in her corner that's brand new to us. So let's check it out in number three. I just spoke to my dad earlier today and he said

oh you're doing he was saying so what do you want out of your youtube videos your content your podcast your journalists what do you want And I told him like oh just being consistent with my videos and in bringing engaging in Entertainment for the viewers and he was like yeah art, but what else? The art right. I was she slowly getting into the entertainment part. I guess we just have some point Yeah, I like that the dead is still pushing her even though she's obviously an adult. Like, yeah, but come on, you can do more than that.

So she gets a concept. Whoever hooks her up with the setup. She's got a nice background. She has a good a good camera. She she has the ability to talk into the mic if she if she did like it seems like a nice mic seems like she has a nice road caster. But what got her the idea in her head that she should be doing this? I always say is when we watch Frenchy Hawn, I'm like if I couldn't form a sentence, the

last thing I would do is go on the internet and talk for a living. It'd be embarrassing. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, somebody told her you should do a podcast and- Oh, I think she told her. I think one of the voices her had to do. Yes. This is like Corey Feldman playing a guitar solo. That's what the equivalent of this is. Just like, yeah, stop doing that. Like everyone's laughing. It's embarrassing. Yeah. Like you shouldn't do a podcast. You just jealous of me. That's why I moved to Vegas because you're jealous. Yeah. So we have a theory because there was discussion on one of her shows about an accident at some point. She might have been ready to vetoed.

Oh, yeah. Oh, this is a murderer. OK. Yeah. To. Yeah. So we got more dad stuff in number four. Okay. All right. I was like, that's it. He was like, okay, how are you going to make this into a business?

How are you going to bring in money? How are you going to bring in money where you get your bills? Yeah. You know, rent, electricity, gas, water, you know, to what Sean says, Rose, that you got to think of it like that. And I told him I do stuff outside of this. He was like, No, but what about your main?

And he got me thinking on that. Speaking of bills, the nail salon is also taking this chick for a ride. Holy **** Uh electricity, Koreans. Yeah. Hair straightening. Yeah, there's a lot going on. Chin wax. Yeah. Okay. You just picked up on something. Yeah, you kinda did. Fretchi Hata could kick my ass. Fretchi Hata is jacked. And we were always wondering, is this a trans woman? It is.

Oh, okay. So that also explains part of it. Now I feel embarrassed by the hard-on. Is this a Vanderholle field? Or could it still be the Michelle Obama podcast? I'm telling a high-field about politics. She should have Michelle Obama podcast. Yeah, I feel about politics. She should have her dad on. That would be interesting.

Oh, my God. I'd love to see your dad lecture. Yeah. Could you imagine if your dad just like, listen, Frenchie, you have bills like insurance and gas. You got to do stuff. And electricity. So that's the first time Frenchie has alluded to doing anything outside of podcasting. What could those jobs be? Well, moving to Las Vegas, there's a certain...

Hand in blow would be my guesses at that. So Dan goes on to say in my number five that his favorite part of podcasts because he he knows what she's talking about on podcasting is the setup that they do. Okay. The way they set up their their videos and I was like so don't get wrong I set up my too, but I see what he's talking about. I set up how you deliver what you're going to say, how the cameras pointing and viewing you, you know, like where are you? Oh, so that's why, because her dad said set up and that's why she moved the camera. That's what I'm guessing. I don't think it's what her dad was talking about. So either. Yeah,

but what kind of content you're going to do also to move the camera. All right. Now, does she show videos? No. Oh, not yet. This is it. What you see is what you get out of this one, but it's like watching Muhammad Ali. Muhammad Ali in the last stages of his career. You know, like where he's sitting is I don't care what you say. I still got it. Yeah. Yeah. And how long is the average podcast? They range from about 10 minutes to I think we've seen an hour.

An hour. That should be just a special podcast. We have to sit and watch the hour and whoever taps out see who. Oh, like they're fascinating. What are you talking about? That should be a consequence of the real consequences of a creep off to actually watch one of these all the way through. No, to act on her advice.

Oh, yeah. Actually take your head. But he's not not on board with that. No fucking way way through. No, to act on her advice. Oh, yeah. She take her. He's not not on board with that. No fucking way, dude. No way. All right. Well, all this setup talk in my number six gives her a sudden reminder. I do. And I'd be freely at the same time. And I see what he's talking about. But you know, that's where I'm at right now with everything. And still remember a beginning, a middle and end in my. Videos and know exactly what I am talking about. Right. Next week.

They're starting next week. I gotta say, as far as podcasting goes, you should have a beginning, a middle, and an end and know what you're talking about. Absolutely. Still better than the Ray DeVito podcast. Right. Yeah. Ray's like a middle.

Yeah, I get it. I am middling. No problem. All right, man. There's not too much left. I just want to leave us with number seven speaks for itself. OK, because I remember how I was before. My brain used to be scattered everywhere. And now we're not where it's at. I think you're talking about the accident. All cylinders. everywhere. Oh, yeah. And now,

I might have to watch an hour episode. Would would this might be what they call retard ASMR. Like it's just very relaxing. It's more. Yeah, you just start to love yourself and sleep. Perhaps. Yeah. Hey, before I forget, the Uncle Rico show is going to do a little show on YouTube tonight. Oh, yes. Afterwards, we're going to do a drinking show. So if a I like drinking and show usually, but

we probably will not have a beginning, middle and end. But we'll do our best. Well, maybe surely can learn something from Frenchy Hanna and figure that out eventually. Well, thank you guys very much. Thank you. Looking forward to tomorrow. We got a lot more content from Dabble house, but it's been a blast hanging out with you guys and thank you for being a part of W ATP. All right. We have the main event ready to

go. We also have a Matan Evan coming up later with a drunk Andy Dick. But first I want to bring on Shulie Agar and Lucy Titebox because we are talking about Stuttering John and the Kate Meany Tapes Season Two, baby. So yeah, that is it for our phone call with Kate Meany. Is that incredible? It's fantastic. And again, the level of creepiness and jealousy and to just remember, this is a 60-year-old man who's had one face-to-face encounter with this 25-year-old girl, who's

he's insulted her and her family multiple times. Yeah, threatened them, you might say. Threatened them, absolutely, with legal action. Yeah. With sex acts. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, so good for you, K.

Season two does not disappoint. No. Julie Agar, The Uncle Rico Show. I want to mention, speaking of Uncle Rico, we're going to jump on YouTube later tonight and do, we're going to listen to his Steve Travelyse interview on radio and hype up tomorrow's film fest. Plus we're gonna have a little John Festival during that film festival. We'll be watching the wings episode with you guys. Nice. A couple other things and then Uncle Rico at eight. Yeah. So thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you Lucy. Thank you. Shuli great job to both of you

Jen and Trucker Andy, please join us again We are gonna talk about Matan Evan. Matan Evan is a youtuber 17 years old has 1.1 2 million subscribers He's a he's known as a troll. His talk show is fantastic. He gets big guests. He fucks with them.

And the way people react is all over the board. But just recently, four days ago, he had Andy Dick on his show. And this episode has 209,000 views. Andy Dick shows up quite intoxicated, inebriated. No way. You don't say. It's hard to tell.

Putting it mildly. Yeah, I don't think there's anything I could say that would get me sued when it comes to Andy Dick. He's kind of got the wedding dikester thing going on where there's nothing I could do to harm his reputation more than anything that he does at this point. And Jen, you were checking this out. You watched this episode. I did. And you love Andy Dick. I do. He's a mess.

It's sad. It is sad. It made me sad. You know, I see John get real drunk and messy, and that doesn't make me sad, but for some reason this did. Well, because Andy Dick had talent. Yeah, and a future. You'd like news radio. News radio's talent. Yeah. And you like news radio. News radio is fantastic. Yes. Of course, Andy Dick will never forgive him for Phil Hartman. Oh, I heard that Vinnie

does a pretty good Phil Hartman. Is that true? Vinnie Paulino? No. But you got to join us on this segment, buddy. Get confident, stupid. I want to get I want to get Vinny in here as well to react to this and it starts with the the introduction of Andy Dick to the show and actually what what he does Matan he goes Andy you introduce yourself to people which is fun. Normally I would be annoyed with that, but I think with Andy Dick, this is the right way to play it. I which there's 15 cameras. Look in the middle one and introduce yourself. I'm Andy Dick. I'm a skew. I'm a movie star and television star, just a star all around.

You seem extremely intoxicated right now. I could be more. What are you on right now? Drunk? This and that and hither and thither. Let me ask you something. Okay. Did your dad or mom, you're not gonna like that, did they used to drink? Excuse me. Excuse something.

I love this kid. I've never watched this before. I've heard of him. Yeah, Blind Mike covers him quite a bit. He's a fan. There's some really good interviews he does. What are you on, drunk? Yeah. Yeah.

I'm a fan now too. I probably will watch more episodes, to be honest. It doesn't seem like, and people know more about this than I do, but it doesn't seem like Baton, like English is his first language. At a certain point, Andy goes, where are you from? He goes, Los Angeles. He goes, it's a weird accent for Los Angeles but in my next clip here Andy starts hitting on Matan and remember Matan is 17 years old so it's not really appropriate

to do this. I tell you what you're looking good looking good kid looking good. Oh, no, no, no. Good kid looking good. Are you gay? Is that is that on your list of questions? Yes. Are you gay? I said no. That's good to hear. It was just that question weirded me out. I was going to save that for later. He pointed. He pointed to that. It was a question. Yeah, right here. And it's funny because after that, he goes, well,

you asked to bring out your boyfriend here, so I assume that you're gay. Well, Andy's just so drunk he forgot he was gay. That's possible, yeah. Question number seven, how gay are you? Well, yeah. This gets brought up quite a bit because Matan seems to have a problem with Andy's gayness.

Would you agree, Jen? Yeah. He tries to help him. He does. He tries in many ways to help him. We're going to get into that in just a bit. But this is a great question because Andy Dick doesn't look like the man that we fell in love with on news radio, obviously. No. And so this is a pretty good question for Andy.

Are you not worried that if you don't get sober soon you might end up like a ghoul from fallout? Like what a ghoul basically a zombie then I mean you're almost there That's not much different fire right so I'm already there. Oh, hey, what's he going? What's up? Can I see what's in that? Are you not worried about that though? Worried about what seems like you are I mean, I'm on I'm a caring guy. I feel kind of bad Boo-hoo climb me a river doll. Okay. Well, I'll take that as a no One thing to note just as an aside the cop Andy Dick is holding to his mouth. It looks like he picked it off off the sidewalk.

It looks like he peed it out of the way to the studio. Yeah, it's pretty gross. You mean the cop he's gnawing on? Yeah. I don't know what's in the cup. I couldn't tell you. Well, I guess what was in the cup? Right. Something boozy. All right. Now, this is funny because this is a very Eric

Andre-esque type of show. There's just wacky things that happen and the host does a great job of not reacting to anything and acting like everything's just on the up and up. And so we're going to see both of these tables. There's two tables set up. You have your host there, Matan Evan, and then his co host, who's also his manager, never talks, right? Just sits there with a box in front of him that Andy's fascinated with wants to know what's in the box. I know never gets to where it was in the box.

But there's also unbeknownst to Andy holes in both of these tables. And there's guys underneath the tables and One of the guys pops his head up and Eddie is quite frightened by this. Oh, we have a fun. He's growing out of the eye What is it do we need to get some Sorry about that. There's a fungus growing out of it. It's a fungus. Is it, is it on you as well? No, there's nothing in here.

It's just that table has a fungus. Sorry about that. Oh my, sorry about that. There's no fungus in here. That's the only fungus. Well there was something going on over up in here. Something in this table. I don't see anything.

A nightmare for any wasted. He's so wasted. And so this guy pops his head up. How would you describe this guy how his head and his painted? It's green with like red splotches. Yep. His hair is even dyed green. Christmas chickenpox. Yeah. Yeah, and his expression is very blank. Yeah, he's not even looking at Andy, he's just kind of looking around the room.

And Andy screams like a girl when he first sees him. And then the table underneath Matan, an arm comes out and reaches at Andy. It's kind of terrifying. It's such a mindfuckin' if you were that fucked up. Yes. I will say I do think that he was still really funny. Andy Dickie's still really funny. Even though it's sad to watch him so fucked up. No, Andy is a talent. Andy is a wasted talent. More wasted than one.

And so this is a great question this is scaring me I think if you wake up tomorrow you will remember this interview I don't remember what I ate for breakfast well that's easier to forget but I have a feeling you don't remember anything yes and why do you think that is dementia dementia what about the fungus maybe he's in you have a fungus in your brain possibly or no well there's I have one right Yes. See you're gay. You're doing good Got fungus in my butthole, I thought that was great. Will you remember this interview tomorrow if you wake up? It's a great question

I'm feeling I need dick does not remember this interview. He seems like he's blackout drunk. Thank goodness. It's recorded I don't have the clip of the next question because it goes on for a while But he goes would you rather the eyes of a Jew or the nose of an Asian? And this is very confusing to Eddie's like thinking about for wise like wait the eyes of a Jew or the nose of an Asian He's like, what about the nose of a she was like, that's not the question Just keeps fucking with them And he doesn't know what to make of it. That goes on for a little while. And then Andy reaches into his pocket

and pulls out a gift for the podcast host here. I have a present for you. Oh no, keep everything away from me. Oh dude, is that shit on that? No. Did you shit on a shirt and try to give it to me? Blood. Blood, even worse.

You look like you have AIDS Wait a minute. I have Yeah, I Look like I have it can you sign this for me? I want to sell it You're gonna get 50 cents How ow? Fuck wrong with you. Hey, man, I didn't mean for that to happen. So a couple of things going on here.

First of all, it is a towel in his pocket. It's got blood all over it. Yeah. Like a true drug addict. Yeah. Are you sure he pulled that out of his pocket? That wasn't the guy that was asshole. You can't be sure. You never know. But then I love that

he hands him up a pen to sign something and the pen gives him an electric shock. It's like a joke pen. That's going to come up again later. But Matan does a brilliant job of fucking with a very drunk Andy Dick. I did appreciate that. Andy keeps forgetting about the fungus. And at a certain point, like he keeps getting freaked out by it. And the time goes you high.

He's like, why do you have some weed? He's like, no, no, no, I don't mean weed. I mean Fentanyl. And he goes, I wish. Yes, he does. He's like, I wish I had Fentanyl. Yes, he does. That'd be amazing.

So here's another fun question that he wrote down and asked Andy Dick. Let's continue. You didn't answer the last question, but I don't think I'm getting an answer to any of these. What's the last question? We'll move on. Is asking if you're sober similar to asking if a bear shits in the woods? I identical. And why can you explain that in case the audience doesn't get it? I'm not sober. Yes. And bears shit in the woods.

Yes. Very good. Piece that together very quickly. Yes, there is an answer. Yes, that is that is the exact same thing. In fact, from now on, when someone asked me a dumb question, like, is Andy Dick sober? Yeah. All right. I'm sorry. All right. Dumb question. I deserve that. You got me.

But this is where we get into the part where. But on starts to try to help Andy not be gay. Yes, he has a couple of different techniques to do this like this one. Devil get out in Jesus name. Get out. Jesus name. Get out there. Well, I compare you to get out now. Oh, here's a normal pen.

It's actually a marker. I want to touch any of your pens. I like it is a quick word or quick study. Yes, you know, it's funny. I'm just thinking about this now. The difference between stuttering John wasted and Andy Dick wasted. Stuttering John wasted is and Andy Dick Wasted. Stuttering John Wasted is just embarrassing. Yeah.

And I love it. And we were still piecing together the December 31st New Year's Eve drunken episode. We still have more portions of that to go over. Andy Dick Wasted is still interesting. He's still funny and a little bit witty. Yeah, I mean, he's still got comebacks. Yeah.

And he's not just like, well, he is,itty. Yeah, I mean he's still got comebacks. Yeah. And he's not just like, ehh. Well, he is, but... But there's more. There's more to it. So here's another question that comes up and we'll find out why he asked this question. How much are you paying your current wife to remain as your wife? That's a dumb question but genius I know Here's what you should change that to how much is she getting out of me I would imagine nothing

exactly Now kid got it. Well you when before we did it now you interview you asked me to send some money to your wife That's why I'm asking you said she wanted money for the interview to get her off my back So literally when Andy agreed to do the show he's like he just like a check to my wife, please Yeah, heard of the deal this show He is a mess also, and I don't know if there's anything in these clips that show it. That side of his glasses is broken off half. It's not even touching his ear.

So when he takes his glasses off, he's like, oh, these are broken. And like there's one side that's hanging on. It's just sad. But he's wearing like a nice sports coat and stuff. I suppose. He got dressed up for this. Giving like gay Doug Stanhope. Yeah, right. Yeah for this. Giving like gay Doug Stanhope. Yeah, right. Yeah.

That's very insulting to Doug Santa. But here's another attempt to cure Andy of his gayness. I don't know. I'm not a strong arm of the law. You know what? I'm going to be the strong arm. OK, next. Strong arm. There he is! Shhhhhh. Pffft. Yes! Okay, next. Yes! Oh my God, he's scaring me. Yes!

I'm trying to shock the gay out of you like Darth Pence. Huh. Next. Okay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That tickled me when he did that. Yeah. I don't know why, it's so weird. You're a fan of this guy's show at this point, I don't know. It's so weird.

You're a fan of this guy's show at this point. I am. Yeah, I think he's so strange. It's very fun. It is. And the way that the guests react is that's what Blind Mike always picks up on. Like some people know to play along and other people are just like, what the fuck, dude? Like they just and this is what's so funny is like watching Tom Myers try to troll Aaron Imhol. It's like, oh, watch me troll this guy. This is how you do it. Yeah. This is how you freak someone out. It's my acting like this. And Tom might be a bit autistic, which is a nice way to

say retirement. Yeah. So then Billy joins the show. So Andy's being followed around by a camera crew who's capturing his life. I think he's one of these IRL streamers, Andy Dick. Sure. I mean, I don't know what they're up to, but according to Mattan, there is a camera crew following. There's a camera crew following camera crew, a couple of parole officers. Right. Yes. Yeah. So it could be a documentary. It could be just IRL streaming.

But this guy, Billy, who's one of the cameramen Joins the show and they just put him in a very awkward place on the set, which is fun. And so What about with him nothing gay? look up to because all this no comedy yes I need a second just sit facing down with facing barfing yeah let me do this yeah no he's not well bro he he knows what he's doing fucking making him look over there no it's really nice what I did for him. Yeah, bro. Look at this. It's amazing. I'd be to always wins So he's just making him face the backdrop I'm the show with no microphone that made me laugh really hard and Billy's obviously in on all of this cuz yeah

He gets the joke He brought him there you have to to be on the show. You have to be in on the joke or else you would run screaming. Unless you're so drunk like Andy that you can't get up and run away. The guy under the table is like, Oh, I thought this was serious. Yeah, right. I have an actual fun guy. You know that, right? of actual fungi you know that right so then this is interesting you guys have heard of the term California sober mm-hmm which is different than being sober here might be a new term we can come up with what what's the question when somebody says they're California sober they usually mean that they smoke

weed and that's it when somebody says any any what no you already told me you don't smoke weed I don't when somebody says Andyicks over does that mean that they are on a bunch of drugs high out of their mind and ready to grope random people? You've been arrested for it like 8 times. Eight? Something like that. You're keeping track of the road. You want to be nine? That's a pretty witty retort right there. You want to be nine. He's in love with this guy. I think Mattan's bringing out the best in Andy. Andy Dick sober.

He's drunk a bunch of drugs and alcohol and you grop people. That's what I aspire to. Now, here's an interesting question about Andy Dick maybe getting cast in a new Star Wars movie. Andy Dick is a great actor. He's a great actor. He's a great actor. He's a great actor.

He's a great actor. He's a great actor. He's a great actor. He's a great actor. He's a great actor. He's a great actor. He's a great actor. He you grope people. That's what I aspire to. Yep. Now, here's an interesting question about Andy Dick may be getting cast in a new Star Wars movie. Oh, my God. And Andy Dick likes this idea a lot.

And so he starts showing off how good he would be in Star Wars. Why do you think Hollywood isn't willing to hire such a wholesome person like yourself? Put you in some kid's movies, Lego Star Wars. Oh my god, really? Am I going to be in the news Star Wars? Absolutely not, I'm asking you why not. You're such a wholesome guy. They should put you on like live action SNL for kids what character would I play the fucking retard the bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh

is a fucking robot with my voice no bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh like an episode where they teach thanks for putting the mic closer to him an episode where they teach dealing with the loss of somebody Andy starts too with his robot impression episode with the teach dealing with the loss of somebody. And he starts to his robot impression. He would be a more likable Jar Jar Binks. Yes, he wasn't stars. I can be at this character. Jar Jar drinks. Yes.

All right. Now, at this point, Andy gets up to use the bathroom shocker. It's only 40 minute long podcast. Any idea? And use the bathroom. And then he comes back and he's got a white claw. Yeah. So this is not what Mottan wanted, but, you know, alcoholics. Did he like tape it behind the stall? Probably.

Godfather. Probably, yes. They patted him down when he came in no white claws on this one I love you again no no he's making sure things look cool door because he's the boss sorry to y'all but He's got Hang on a minute Ow Come on Who gave this fucking guy alcohol Can I see that for a minute or I'm gonna refill it

I know, I know what you're doing Let me refill it Grab that from him Come on Andy, give it up dude Come on bro I give it up dude. Come on bro. Hey! I can't enable this, we have to take it away. Alright, here you can have it.

Yes! That smells like white claw in here now. No, don't touch it. Depressing. I can't see a white claw going... That is depressing we can't do that you need to stop drinking alcohol Have you started hopping paint yet or you haven't got to that stage yet or you haven't gotten that stitch.

All right. I'm going to play that again in a second. But yeah, he actually like a Coke addict putting the little remnants of the wine into his gums. He reaches to his knee where the white claw was spilled. And touches that to his tongue. You're like, oh, there's a little more alcohol. Goodness. You've never done that. No, Definitely not. Have you started huffing paint yet or you haven't gotten that stitch?

That's a great question. I mean, the people wanna know. Yeah, it's time for the next step. Difficult question, you don't wanna seem like a prude, but. Have you started h off the paint yet. This is where things get very gross and Mattan is not having it. I would like it if you showered, man. No, see that's that gay shit I'm talking about.

I'm not talking about gay shit! Careful, get out! Can you... I'm not talking about Now we know what's in the cup. Yeah. He hates me. Yes. Well, gave it away. So, yes. All right. We have one more clip on here. And this is how things end with Andy giving the finger to the fungus.

He's had enough with these guys. Can I give you one thing? I'm not going gonna hurt you or touch you even this is what I want to say trying to avoid the disease that's the disease that's a fungus even the fungus doesn't want the fungus is among us. There's a fungus among us. I'm going to smoke pot now outside. Can you go to sleep and. Do you. Is this AIDS?

Yes, Andy. That is one of the weirdest interviews I've ever seen. Daddy from the dentist. or what's that guy? Is this real life? Is this AIDS? Yeah, he was looking in the mirror. Is that is that out of it? I was reading the comment section underneath this video and some of the funny ones that stuck out to me.

Andy truly is a live action Roger from American Dad. Yes, he's Roger. It's great. Andy truly is a live action Roger from American Dad. He is. He's Roger. It's great. He says, this is either Andy's greatest bit or a Tuesday. That's one of the comments. And then I don't think anybody expected Andy to make it anywhere close to 2025. I'm shocked.

So that's Andy Dick killing it on the Tom Evans show. I'm worried about him. I don't think he's long for this world. Sad. I'm being honest. But I think I'm in the death pool. No. But you know what?

Who do you have? I think I have Alex Jones. And I have Artie. Yeah. What the fuck? And you can have Andy. I will. I will proudly. I've already. Yeah, what the fuck? And you can have Andy. OK, I will. I will proudly.

I've got Carl. Oh, you can affect that, though. You want another round of shots? No, no, no, no, you do. It's not. No, OK, just a little more wide. Fair enough. What a show.

Wow. And I want to thank our buddy Cardiff Electric, who couldn't be here because he wasn't invited. Oh, goodbye. He did put together a game for us. And, you know, we've been playing a lot of two minutes with Tom lately, but he put together a classic we have to poke a dabler. Oh, when's the last time we poked a dabler on the show in a while?

You guys ready to play? Let's do it. Just do it. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to poke a dabler. The dabble house edition. That's new. What do you say, Carl? And others? I feel so seen.

Nailed it. And the rest. So you goof on me, Deuce Payne. Oh boy. Because without me, you got nothing. Not a thing. Anyone else want to get some oatmeal after this? I love his

Luke's, old Luke's Skywalker. Oh yeah, yeah, there's also that. I was thinking about killing Sharon Tate. Danny Wright Thanks for the seven bucks. Hey John, a guy made a great point about you and Dabla's anonymous. He said you were a selfish narcissist. What say you? Wellabla's anonymous. He said you're a selfish narcissist.

What say you? Well, that would be redundant. But, let's see, selfish, hmm? How do you think I'm so selfish? Oh, my God. How would you assume that? I'm always very generous.

With what? Always very generous. To a lot of people. Well, I was willing to give Kate Meanie a penis. Well, that is so thoughtful. I'll borrow money from anybody! You can come over here! Broken eye pants for everyone! That's a great drop of noodle.

So that would make sense. As far as a narcissist go... Narcissist. Nah, because narcissists never admit when they're wrong or apologize. And I have done that on numerous occasions on this show. I'm sorry. I've admitted I was wrong plenty of times. So I can't really be considered a narcissist then. Only an idiot who doesn't know the definition of narcissism would say that.

And I'm better than you. You keep being you. David Skywalker. Thanks for the five bucks. Have you ever been wrong about anything? Yes. What did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, I was wrong to make Benny Loco my mod. B, I was wrong to make Andrea Brower my mod. We saw her last night. Next, I was wrong to raise money for

Nikki B's husband. Or I was wrong to befriend Anthony Cumea. And lastly, I was wrong to trust Royce to poke a dab. Oh, wow. This is a great one. I thought I was going to remember this to based on the setup, but I do not. So I go first because I'm awesome and not a narcissist. You guys all stick. And I'm always right. And I will say,

I just because we hung out with her last night, I'm going to go with B make Andrea Brower my mod. What say you, Trucker Andy? Normally, I like to play the odds and spread it out, but that was my first thought. All right, yeah, go with that. It's all about winning.

All we do is win, win, win. Jenny Jingles. I was between one and B, but I'm going to go with one. Make Benny Loco my mod. Vinny Paulino, what say you? You know what? I'm going to go with B just to break things up a little bit I went for Pocky. Okay, Vinny said B for be different

David Skywalker Thanks for the five bucks. I've ever been wrong about anything. Yes. I was wrong to make Benny Loco my mod. I was wrong to make Andrea Brower my mod. I was wrong to raise money for Nicky B's husband. I was I was wrong to befriend Anthony Cunha. I let's see. There are plenty of people who are the I'm sure I'm not remembering a ton of others. Because they know I'm sure. So all we did was you talk about the people who slated him.

Yes. Proving he's not a narcissist. I love it. Well, we're all winners today. Well, that was very exciting. Great way to end our Dabble House adventure on W.A.T.P. You question your actions. You have a question, your actions always try and put myself in check at all times.

Does the villain know they're the villain? Yeah, usually they do. I don't consider myself a villain though. I think considering how many shows are out there bullying and harassing me, I think it's hard to assume that I was the villain, that I'm the villain. He looks like a villain.

And why do you always misgender people? How? Please explain. With another two novels. Thanks for the two, oh, I already read that. Thank you. You know, Poe buddy's nerfect, OK? People who glass houses, Rich, why don't you show a picture of you

so I could dissect it, like the frog that we did in biology. Producer Joe? You know, they don't allow that anymore. I think, who said, Peter, I gotta hold it. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you are man enough to poke.

Vinny, you got something to say? No, I just love that John look. I forgot how fucking funny it was. He looks like, you know, I'm sitting there looking at him and I'm thinking, he looks like the dumb member of a gang from a Western. Yes. Like he's the guy who like has the dynamite

that actually blows up the car. Like, he's just some stupid idiot. He looks like the dumb member of any... buddy. Group of everything. A dabbler. I don't know. Hackmany.com. Promocode.com. Fuck it. Wait, I can show my dick.

Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. Wow. good dog Wow well well well we have done it all on this show what a fantastic Episode 612 is in the books. I want to thank Andy from all apologies podcast apologies podcast calm Thank you. Yeah, check it out. I Want to thank Vinny Paulino from the creep off the creep off.com. Thank you. Yeah, check it out. I want to thank Vinnie Paulino from the creep off the creep off.com. You're welcome. I want to thank Lucy tight box once over with Kaylee

on YouTube. Thanks, Kaylee. Of course, Anthony Zen Hauser, Mike Morris and Shulie Agar are all here from the Uncle Rico show and the surely network and Auntie Karen my favorite new show. Who am I forgetting. What's your lips over here. What's your lips. Jenny jingles. Thank you. Where are these podcasts and what's my producer. For who are these podcasts. Thank you all so much for being a part of this show and good gear. Morning radio. Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone.

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