Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep613 - StutJo on MLC, Hawk Tuah, Opie v. Ant, Scorch, Rob Saul

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Starting point is 00:04:31 We're getting an update on Opie shot at Anthony Kumi and everyone's talking about he got a shot in watch out We had another two minutes with Tom the game from Cardiff electric nice But first Suthering John called in to Kevin Brennan's show to talk to Kevin Brennan about what went down at Stevie Tomatoes last Thursday. Have you heard this yet, Producer Chris Good? No, sir. Because you were there. You rode with me.

Starting point is 00:04:55 So you know exactly what went down. So KB paid him $1,000, $3,000? Oh, no, you know, it's funny. It turns out John was willing to do this phone or for free because he has some big shows He's promoting. It's a master negotiator That already went from a thousand to zero very quickly, but yet John is You know doing the chiller con yeah, and then he also has stress factory gig Which is like outside in a tent or something like that. It's not the venue, but whatever

Starting point is 00:05:25 I guess he's got some other shows too. I can't remember what he was promoting, but why don't we start there? Let's listen to him calling in to set the record straight about what really went down Stevie tomatoes out if you're not aware On Thursday night the whole gang is down in Florida for dabble house And we're doing a meetup if If anyone's in the area, come down, hang out with us at Stevie Tomatoes Thursday night at eight. We announced it. We put it out on social media. It was promoted. We will be at Stevie Tomatoes at 8 PM if you

Starting point is 00:05:58 want to come and hang out and actually Mike Morris brought, I should have grabbed mine. Mike Morris brought lanyards. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a more official event that I realized that was hanging out. Whoops. There's more to it than that So I there's a lot of rumors and hearsay conjecture about this whole event Let's see what John has to say about it. Hello Yeah, you gotta turn your radio down. I did. It's Sean.

Starting point is 00:06:27 Oh, by the way, thanks to Brandon Deft, who seems to be a new clipper, perhaps, on YouTube, is the person where I found this clip from. So thank you, Brandon Deft. Okay, so what happened? Well, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what,

Starting point is 00:06:48 what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, I was there, I got there at like 5.30 and I'm waiting. And then I'm like-

Starting point is 00:07:06 Okay, wait, John, sorry, let me call you out. So you knew they were coming? Yes, I knew they were coming. And- You just knew, you knew from social media or something you had an inside source? Oh no, they were saying that we're all going to be there. They were promoting it. So-

Starting point is 00:07:23 Right. We were saying we're all going to be there. We were promoting it. Yep. we were saying we're all gonna be there. We're promoting it Yep, see you see me tomatoes Thursday the 10th 8 p.m. 8 p.m. He goes I got there 530 to waited for them. Well, yep, a little early It's not a surprise party You know Show up even a couple minutes late if you want. We'll still be there Like my like my friend Andrea and your Brower wasn't able to get out of work She got there really when, I felt bad.

Starting point is 00:07:45 She showed up, we're like, we're leaving now. But it was great to see her. Thanks, Andrea, for stopping by. Wait, your friend, do you mean former moderator for the Stuttering John podcast, Andrea Brower? Yes, and talent coordinator of the Hellspark show. Oh. Andrea Brower, that's right. We always give credits on this show

Starting point is 00:08:01 when we talk about people. It's a very important element to this. So John gets there at 5 30 knowing you're going to be there at 8 o'clock and then leaves at 7 50 p.m. and says you're all scared of them close. OK 7 47. He's going to he's going to explain. I went there as I always do and I'm hanging out at the bar some little I didn't see the guy who like hit behind me and then went behind that guy's head and took a picture it was my friends who said hey Johnson guy just took a picture and ran away I'm like really and then I'm just like I'm there and he goes and then I'm like and then he said and I'm what? He can't tell a story

Starting point is 00:08:48 He can only tell a story as if we're all we all were there together with him and we're reliving it Right can't give you the information you need. He's like, you know the guy that was behind me No, we don't know the guy that was behind you or anything about it. You're telling us the story now. Yeah, he He also says this thing, he's like, yeah, so you know that the picture is like, he doesn't say there was a picture of me that went out on social media. He just assumes everyone knows everything that was going on. And if you want to get into it, the first thing he said was, KB says, John, turn your radio down. I did. Obviously not. He can hear it. Why is it always I know and I did? No,

Starting point is 00:09:24 just turn it down. And then he says, so talk to me about why you called in. The faces of meth? What? What is he talking about? What's the faces of meth? I have no idea. How can he not know what he's calling into? Sorry, keep going. Well, I think they're making fun of producer Joe's wife. This is one of the things that really good comedians do is they zoom in on photos. I know Rob Saul is really good at this. And obviously, Kevin Brennan is they can look at a photo and then go, that person doesn't look great. And you're like, that's pretty good stuff. That's good. That's good.

Starting point is 00:09:58 I don't know why Tim Dill is getting a Netflix special about these guys, especially when they all have no one. And they're pointing at everybody else's someone being like, I would never want that. Right. And away. I'm like, really? And then I'm just hanging out there. And then I'm outside. And then I look inside to see if I see any of these losers. No one's in there. And I'm like, my god, you know, I don't, I don't want to give DUI. So I've already had like a few beers. I'm like, all right. Well, it's 747 now. So John's already in excuse mode. Yeah. So I've already had a couple beers. I don't want to get a DUI being responsible

Starting point is 00:10:35 here. And so at 747, you know, if you didn't show up at 530 and start drinking, all of this could be remedied. Yeah, you could also stay and stop drinking. True. That's a good point. One that didn't even cross my mind. Yeah, right. You could also not schedule an AM radio appointment for the exact time that your mortal enemies

Starting point is 00:10:59 are going to be in your backyard. It wasn't the exact time though. The radio call-in was nine. We got there at eight. He lives seven minutes from this place. Oh look but John's an artist. He has to prep, he has to do his calisthenics. No actually you'd be shocked to know Adam even when John sits down to do his show that he has to run by himself for hours. He does zero prep. He doesn't even center himself in the screen. Yeah, so it has nothing to do with anything. That's cliche. It has nothing to do with any of those things, actually.

Starting point is 00:11:30 Why, so I already had like a few beers. I'm like, all right, well, it's 747 now. You think they know that I'm here. And then I slowly walked out of the bar. I even looked. How slowly? Show us how slow. That's so great.

Starting point is 00:11:48 He has to point that out. Everything he does is slow. So I believe that. That's true. But that has to do with anything. I'm sorry Jake, we meant recessed. We meant slowed. We didn't mean what you think we meant. Talking about speed. Everything with John

Starting point is 00:12:04 is a movie moment. It's a cinematic end of the movie moment. I slowly walk out 10 minutes early. Looked around as the tumbleweed went by. Uh huh. Yes, exactly. Nice. We've been working on that all day.

Starting point is 00:12:20 Has that been sitting there for the last 600 episodes in case this ever came up? Yes. I was ready to go with it. Everybody knows what kind of car I have. So nobody parked next to me. I looked down the whole strip mall of cars looking for one of these... The parking lot? Yes. He couldn't find the word parking lot. That wet braid of his.

Starting point is 00:12:44 ...loses to be in there cuz if I would have saw shit I'm sorry if I would have saw yeah, I can say a deuce pay ya if I would have saw a deuce pay a lady Kay, you're a silent mic or any of them. I would have went up to the car and I would I would have put my fist through the window I Looked I couldn't see anybody and then I left I called 30 days when I was driving home. Okay Well, let me tell you who he called when he was driving out ways of that as anything So John was so fired up He was ready to put his fist through a window if he saw one of us, but he wasn't so far

Starting point is 00:13:19 Up they would wait seven more minutes Yeah, we missed him by five minutes. I think is I'll tell you the story seven more minutes. Yeah, we missed it by five minutes. I think is I'll tell you the story. What happened was the photo of john at the bar. And there's a quick video because there's you know, some people who are fans of Uncle Rico WTP at the bar were alerting surely and myself that john was there. I get a call from surely now I'm I'll tell you I'm in my house in Cape Coral.

Starting point is 00:13:45 I'm closer to Stevie Tomatoes than the rest of everyone else. They're in Fort Myers at Dabble House. I can say that now I think, right? Yes. And how far away is that? So they're like a 45 minute drive to Stevie Tomatoes. I get a call at seven or maybe 7.05 Yeah, Julie. We're like, holy shit, girl

Starting point is 00:14:06 He's there we gotta go cuz we're just planning on meeting them at eight. Yeah, we gotta go We gotta go. We'll be there as fast as we can and so I'm hanging with with you and missy and Everyone else is at my house. I'm like, alright guys change of plans. We're getting the card How we're going down there, so we allried to try to get there in time to see John Because we found out that he was there. We've never moved faster, right? We thought that'd be fun to have a little convo with our buddy. John John decides to slowly leave the bar at 7 47 Look around for cars to punch and then get on the phone with dirty deeds and drive home and then I heard that, uh, uh, the dude's pain was hiding in his car.

Starting point is 00:14:51 It would not get out of his car until I left. That's really weird. Cause he called me all excited and said, we're leaving early and trying to get down there and be weird that he would get there and then hide in his car. It's interesting. Also, how do you, how do you hide the car? Who reported this back to him? Is that why all those things where you just pull the seat back? Yeah, wait. John just said he's scanning the parking lot to see who to punch. Yeah. And Julie's there,

Starting point is 00:15:15 but he didn't see him. He put up like cardboard in the windows and nobody in here or something. I don't know. He was hiding in a car. What John doesn't understand, and it's the same thing when he goes to visit Melton, when he went to KB's house, he keeps coming up with these elaborate stories as to why they didn't connect. And it's either, John, one of two things, you're afraid of these people and afraid of confrontation

Starting point is 00:15:39 and just wanna seem like you want it, or you're terrible at this. Like really, really bad. You're either failing miserably because you always show people's house when they're not home. Yeah. Or that's on purpose, I agree.

Starting point is 00:15:52 You watch these Kung Fu movies where people devote their whole lives to like exacting revenge on that one person that wronged them and he talks about standing outside waiting to get Chevy Chase with an awkward question overnight for six hours. But his own kid kids honor is not as important as a.m. Radio Yeah, John would be terrible and kill Bill Like he'd like show up. They're like oh, he's not here. Yeah, all right never mind

Starting point is 00:16:18 Yeah, we gotta go And I also heard the same thing with Lady K. They were hiding on the other side of the building Okay, so now John saying he heard he also heard about No sources No Anything that you could reference to say like why did you hear that who told you that? Who would be there to see this that would tell you this but apparently I was also hiding in the parking lot in my car So Kevin Brennan has to fire back with some hard-hitting questions, right? Oh, yeah, he's gonna get to the bottom of okay

Starting point is 00:16:50 How did you know that? That doesn't even make any sense. Why would they even go to see me tomatoes and not come out of the car? That's why they go there cuz you're gonna be there. No, he doesn't ask any else questions. That would be great though so again the proof's in the pudding I would never run from any fight and I invited, look, I invited Silent Mike over. I said, look, I'll be home. Come on over. And I would welcome him to come over. That's hilarious. John called the police when there was a car parked out in front of his house and he looked out and he saw the car there and then they left and he called the police. He called the police when Chad went to his house and he wasn't home.

Starting point is 00:17:36 He threw a fit when Joey seen his wife went to his house and left a note on the door and now he's saying I invited Mike Morris over to my house. Your John was going to call the police. That's what he does if you show up to his house. But it's, you know, in his mind, he was inviting everyone over for a big rumble. They say a big sign of a lack of intelligence is when you don't recognize patterns. And he doesn't. But we do, John, I know you don't see it, but it's the same thing every time.

Starting point is 00:18:05 It went from I'm going to Florida, wherever Chad is, and I'm kicking his ass, to you're gonna meet me at this halfway point. All right, you come to me and I'll come to your club. All right, I can't get a ride to the club, you come to my house. You come into my house, I'm calling the cops. That's a fact.

Starting point is 00:18:21 That breaks out exactly what happened between him and Chad. Yep. Over like a month's time. And essentially with everyone, the cops that breaks out exactly what happened between him and Chad yep over like a month essentially with everyone he just doesn't think we see this and so and so I didn't really watch their take I didn't watch any of their shows from down the house but so what did they say happened? Yeah. Well, the do's pay a lie said he was in the parking lot and the owner called him and said, Don't come in when John's

Starting point is 00:18:53 there. What? When did she say that? I missed that part. Yeah. So he's just making this up now that she said he called the owner when he was in the parking lot. Why would she? So we had a reservation. We had the whole back room booked for a meet and greet. Yeah. They knew we were coming. In fact, the people who got there early were asking the bartender, say this place was a meet and greet. They said, yeah. They knew it was happening. We ended up just saying hanging out outside because that was much better than being inside.

Starting point is 00:19:21 Correct. But why would Shuley then show up and go, hey, can I come in? Oh, I thought John said the owner called him. Okay, let me back that up because this is a doozy. What's he talking about? Watch any of their shows from down the house. So what did they say happened? Well, the do's pay a lie said he was in the parking lot and the owner called him and said

Starting point is 00:19:46 oh don't come in when John's there. Oh, okay. So that's interesting. So the owner staring out the window looking for you know, a rental car. I don't know how he'd know it's surely or anything like that. So John's protector. Yeah. And then he calls Shulie.

Starting point is 00:20:01 He wouldn't have Shulie's number producer Producer Joe's the one who even reserved this, that's nothing to do with Shulie, but he called Shulie, so Julie said that the owner called him and told him not to come in, and also hide. Yeah, let me talk to the shit-wearer, please. And John could tell, and of course, KB's such a great interviewer, he doesn't call him out on this at all.

Starting point is 00:20:21 John says, I looked in the parking lot in my cowboy moment and I saw nothing, no shit wear. Then two seconds later, he's like, and there was the shit wear, hiding in his car, trembling, waiting for me to come out, okay? And then the owner called Shuley. How would you know that? If he's trembling in his car and you see that.

Starting point is 00:20:40 Shuley said that the owner called him and told him not to come in, which is crazy. Where, when? He never said it. Yeah, play the clip. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm saying that Shuley said that the owner called him and told him not to come in. Which is crazy. Where? When? He never said it. Yeah, play the clip. What are you talking about? Because he was already shivering in fear in his car.

Starting point is 00:20:52 He didn't need a warning. Yeah, good point. So there's two reasons why he didn't come in. One, he's deathly afraid of stuttering John Melendez and the force that he is to be reckoned with. But then B, the owner also told him not to. And these are facts even though John didn't see him. Because if he would have seen him,

Starting point is 00:21:07 he would have kicked his ass and ripped him out of the car. Right. Okay, good job, KB. You really got to the bottom of this. I'm really glad you don't watch any of the other fucking shows that you're gonna comment on. You know, I don't like Rob Saul's show very much, but I watch it if I'm gonna comment on it, you dick.

Starting point is 00:21:21 We play the clip over here. We're the Play the Clip channel. Come on. I pictured John kicking Shulie's ass and then going to the puppet. The conversations we had with the staff there we brought the puppet in they were rolling because they all know John I was talking to the one bartender. He's like, yeah, I looked up the Uncle Rico show, and I was watching that. That's hilarious.

Starting point is 00:21:47 It must be so incredible to be a bartender for many years, and you meet a lot of customers. You see a lot of different kinds of people. But there's always one or two that you're like, god, this guy's the worst. I mean, I know. I mean, but boy, this one. It must be so validating to have an army of people show up

Starting point is 00:22:03 and be like, it's not just you This one is exceptionally awful. People traveled in from thousands of miles away And the fact that you can't just wrap your mind around whatever political conversation he was trying to start at the bar There's like shows all over the world dedicated to try and figure out the same thing. It's baffling And that was a lie that was exploited by the potato because he had an inside sauce. I believe it was beloved chatter. And no, no, because the potato called, called Stevie's.

Starting point is 00:22:37 He said, nobody called him. Nobody even knows his number. So the dude's first lie was that he was told that he had to wait. Then when they got to that diddle house, then they decided to make up this elaborate fake story. Okay, so that's interesting, because we did do point dabble point the next day.

Starting point is 00:22:59 Adam was on that show, you were with us, and we were talking about everything that went down in Seed of Tomatoes the night before. So what John just said is, first, Shuley's lie was that the owner called him and told him not to come in, but then by the next day, the first time any of us were talking about it, we had made up a new lie.

Starting point is 00:23:15 So where was that lie? How did he hear about this first lie that Shuley told him? Who did Shuley tell that to? Didn't tell it to me, I was hanging with Shuley the whole night, I don't know what he's talking about. I can't figure it out because I'm not a liar. But I'm sure Kevin Brennan will be like, well, wait a second, why didn't he it to me. I was hanging with Chewy the whole night. I don't know what he's talking about. I can't figure it out because I'm not a liar. But I'm sure Kevin Brennan will be like, well, wait a second. Why didn't he say that? Right, right.

Starting point is 00:23:32 Saying that, oh, that I ran. Ken, do you think in a million years I would run? Like, I mean... You didn't run. You can't run. You left at 7 4747 everyone knew we were meeting at 8 You gave yourself 13 minutes of a cushion to get out of there before you knew any of us were showing up It's not running But it is leaving. I think he's talking about exercise like it is hard to imagine him running But I can't picture him leaving in fear

Starting point is 00:23:59 slowly Didn't they lie and said I left that at the back, which is another lie. Look. Nobody said that. We talked to the people who were there. People who were there who saw John, saw him get up and leave and get in his Mercedes

Starting point is 00:24:16 that was parked right out in front. That was the long and short of it. And leave. No one was making up things that he was in the back and sneaking out. All of this is just, I don't know where he got out of it. Well, I do know where he got all all this. People are fucking with him. He wants to see lots of believe stories like, Oh, should we just said this? Oh, should we

Starting point is 00:24:29 just said that? Jack goes, he did. He's a fucking idiot. And a pussy. I'm not gonna lie to you. I would listen. I invite Lady K. You know, he's got a place out here. Anytime you're invited. Come by my house, knock on my door. Don't run like Baby Fats-O did. Come to my house, knock on my door, and then I'll settle it right there. Okay, this is interesting. I'm not a guy to go to people's houses. We are not looking for fights. We're just having fun on the internet. We're doing shows. We're clowning people who suck. It's kind of like what we do around here. But John just invited me to his house.

Starting point is 00:25:09 I have the audio now. So when he calls the police, I can play this for the officer. He shows up just like, no, he invited me over. Told me to knock on the door. I don't know why you're here, officer. This is the guy I know. I just want to make sure you have a good time. We're in the neighborhood.

Starting point is 00:25:23 Yeah. Also, diddle house is not an insult. I just want to make sure you have a good time. We're in the neighborhood. Yeah Also diddle house is not an insult. Well It's a Vince thing Oh Vince came up with that one. I should have known that John couldn't come up with it, right? All right Because I'm not gonna run from anyone. Oh, and the other thing I'll tell you is they had this little guy about five feet tall I guess like two inches taller than truly and he comes up to me and he goes hey Are you stuttering John? I go. Yeah, he goes He goes can't shake your hand. I go sure I go what brings you he goes. Oh, I'm a dabble and I go You know, are you gonna? What are you gonna do if you see the dues pay?

Starting point is 00:26:05 I said, I'm gonna beat the living hell out of him. And then, and then, and then he starts talking back, I don't wanna talk to you, just like, please get away from me. And then- Okay, that story got trailed off, didn't it? Cause I talked to this guy that he's talking about. He goes, Carl, it's my fault.

Starting point is 00:26:19 He laughed, I walked up to him and talked to him about Julie. I was like, I can't use the S word around John. You know, it's gonna freak him out., so this guy was like apologizing up and dies. I'm sorry. I could resist I wanted to go talk to him about this thing and then you notice how John's own story didn't know how to finish it Because this guy told me John was just like ah fuck off and told the scram Right, but let's hear that again. How does he say it went down? Yeah, I said I'm gonna beat the living hell out of them scram right but let's hear that again how does he say it went down

Starting point is 00:26:45 I said I'm gonna beat the living hell out of him and then and then and then he starts talking back I don't want to talk to you just like please get away from me and then and then and then he saw and then I then see now he's lying we talked to this gentleman yes we did that would if John ended it that way that would have been the first thing this guy would have brought up like yeah it went south real quick well he did tell us that John did not want to talk to him I go yeah yeah you brought up Shulie's name what were you thinking there man he brought up Shulie's name ten minutes before Shulie was supposed to be at the Shulie

Starting point is 00:27:20 scheduled event correct what part of the fact that four or five people flew across the country or drove hours to be where you are and you couldn't be there because you had an appointment that's it that's running you can't accuse the people that got on flights and bought gas and drove hours of running from you they came to you you left that's. That's it. That's the story. There's nothing else happening. And then I just waited there and had one more beer. I waited patiently and I was like, all right, I'm out of here. Put it this way, Cap. If they wanted any

Starting point is 00:27:57 interaction with me, don't you think they would have came in when I was sitting alone by the bar? They came in a scheduled time on the flyer. You got there early. He doesn't have a leg to stand on. This is so pathetic. I was there all Saturday. Why weren't they there on Saturday?

Starting point is 00:28:12 They could have kicked my ass. He thinks if he gets there early, we have to get there early? I'm literally free and tired. Sorry. This is for the honor of your family and your children. And AM radio and getting there early is more important. And what are the odds that he got back there after you left?

Starting point is 00:28:28 I would say very high. Oh, I don't think so. John doesn't leave his house. I was surprised he was out till 7 47 to be honest. That's kind of late for him, right? Cause he's a day drinker and he's usually like, okay, it's time to go home, have an edible and pass out while calling all my friends on the couch. to go home, have an edible and pass out while calling all my friends on the couch.

Starting point is 00:28:46 Because, uh, you know, Julie tweeted out the picture of like, uh, the end game is now or whatever the fuck he said, the fucking clown coward. He's like, he took, obviously they took a picture. They knew you were there. So if they wanted trouble, all they did do was walk in. If they wanted to confront you, all they had to do is walk in. They knew you were there. It wasn't like they didn't know you were there But if they wanted to confront you, all they had to do was walk in. They knew you were there. It wasn't like they didn't know you were there. They took a picture of you. We had it all staged too. If he was still going to be there, we were going to have cameras and multiple angles to capture us coming in and John being there. And look, my intent was to go

Starting point is 00:29:19 in and say, what's up, John? Where's that beer you wanted to buy me a year and a half ago? Because he did offer to buy me and Jen beers at CB Tomatoes. I was going to take him up on that offer, see what happened. We weren't looking for a fight. Looking for a beer. It's in the outsiders. Maybe find out why he didn't take care of your cats like he promised. Right.

Starting point is 00:29:39 And ask him about the cats. Yep. He's sitting at the bar. So of course they know you're there. And of course they're fucking cowards. Kev, Kev. That wasn't them sitting at the bar. So of course they know you're there and of course, they're fucking cowards Kev Kev that wasn't them who took the picture. That was the guy I told you his his handles Looney Tunes He's the guy that came from behind me and then went and hid behind the guy Looney Tunes critic at the picture and darted away like the coward just ran away

Starting point is 00:30:02 They didn't the do Deuce player lady came, were not in there at all. No, I'm saying, but they knew that you were there. Yes, they did. Because of the picture, the guy took the picture, so he knew that they knew that you were already in the bar. So if they wanted to confront you, all they had to do was walk in, they had you outnumbered.

Starting point is 00:30:22 Yes. Outnumbered. Look at, look. Look at, look. Anyone with a friend has John outnumbered. And Kevin, it does take time to drive places. Yeah. Even in Florida, there's traffic and traffic lights, other cars. It's crazy.

Starting point is 00:30:36 The 13 of them, including Joe's wife Lurch, they could have, I mean, look, I'm only one guy, but the 13 of them are still afraid of me. Yeah, it's so sad. So you must, if you go there regularly, you must know the owner. Did the owner have any take on what happened? Or the managers? No, and that's the whole point.

Starting point is 00:30:59 The owner wasn't even there. So the douchebag story is already flawed. The owner didn't come in that day. It was only the bartender, her name is Nikki, and nobody knew anybody's phone numbers. Those guys are- Yeah, it's almost like it's completely bullshit. He just made that up, and it's retarded.

Starting point is 00:31:20 No one would even say that. There's no way. Can you say the owner called Shuley? He said that Shuley said the owner called Shooley, right? And he believes that right? No, I don't know. Why would he it's stupid So was the owner there or not? I know reasonable people. It's hard to wrap around It's so stupid and Kevin Brinton says yeah, that makes sense And you know when when when he when John was late for Kevin show by an hour, suddenly

Starting point is 00:31:48 Kevin had a real grasp of time and what early and late meant and what punctuality was now it's all this general four hour window. Right. Oh, Missy B did go back to see me tomatoes after church on Sunday and reported back to us that unfortunately, John did not make it that not Sunday. It's too bad trying to lie and griff but that's all they do is lie and griff yeah so what's their intent I mean were they saying they were going to Stevie tomatoes with the intent to confront you like man-to-man or no we said we're

Starting point is 00:32:23 going to see me tomatoes to meet up with anyone who wants to hang out with us Yes in that area as we're now all down there together for dabble house. It was pretty clear We had an attempt to order some food and some drinks. We pulled all those things off. We met people the heist Or they were gonna go there to basically John thinks this is his bar He can and we're gonna go in there and fucking show him who the boss is So is that was that their plan? Why were they going down the first place? If that was the plan, I guess mission accomplished cuz right took over the bar

Starting point is 00:32:57 But that wasn't this is a sports bar, this is not the Friars Club or some right special Soho house This is a sports bar. They appreciate people coming in and spending money. Right, I wanna explain, Seaweed Tomatoes is not a dive. It has two big full bars, one outdoor, one indoor, a whole restaurant area with seating and a whole back room for private events and stuff like that.

Starting point is 00:33:19 It's a place a lot of people go. Yeah. It's called Seaweed Tomatoes Sports Page. You go there, you watch the game. They have the game on for you. Nobody asks you at the front door if you know John. Right. And what the password is.

Starting point is 00:33:31 You know what? Because I mean, they act as if they're going to Disney. I mean who the hell cares where I go to a... It's so... No, but were they going there to kind of, to kind of go on your turf and knowing that you would be there? Were they going there to stick it to ya? They were gonna stick it to ya, weren't they?

Starting point is 00:33:54 Yeah, well that's what you would, that's what they sold to their audience. Oh, you know, let's go harass, stutter and jump. But guess what? Not one of them would go in there. So that just tells you who they are And that's why the do's pay it back down to the bagel boss And that's why I for crazy can't be in the ring There's a very big difference between like I don't look I grew up as a stutterer. I don't back down from fights

Starting point is 00:34:19 He literally got his older sister to fight for him when he was a kid. It's in his book We've gone through his entire audio book. He calls himself the bagel boss now No, no, no, no the bagel bosses other character and they're trying to set up a celebrity boxing match between him and Shulie Okay, I don't know if you remember it's a viral video. No. Yeah, I know the bagel boss But I thought okay the bagel boss came on Howard Stern and how we're trying to arrange a fight between surely This is beneath me. I'm not doing this and so John always references that as surely being a pussy Now why did the fight the bagel boss so John's unaware that people equate him to being the bagel boss Do they oh yeah, oh, okay? Yeah, I didn't know that because he shaped like one

Starting point is 00:35:02 Yeah, how he acts in right. Yeah, fight everyone and in cell tendency. It's like you're not my father. You're not my boss. Yes. That was great. I see how you're looking at me. You're all snickering. It's true. Yeah. Or maybe that's the guy who walked Bob Dylan on stage. They're similar guys. Similar guys. We got to get into a They're similar guys. Similar guys. We gotta get into uh Hakhtua. We gotta talk about Hakhtua. I'm uh I'm gonna report today that it is over. I I am officially declaring Hakhtua over. I have some evidence for that that we'll get into. I got an update on Scorch. Scorch has been

Starting point is 00:35:41 traveling. He's all the way down in the Keys right now. He traveled away from Eau Claire way down in the Keys right now. He traveled away from Eau Claire, Wisconsin in the Dive Bar Locator 1 motorhome with his buddy. So we're gonna get an update on that. Rob Sahl, we got some more information on Rob Sahl because you and I did a segment about Rob, which is all he ever wants. It's all he asks for. Pay attention to me. Talk about me. I'm the villain of the devil verse. So you and I talked about Rob solid and he gets very upset when you talk about him. So it's like, not sure what he wants. We just told him what we like

Starting point is 00:36:14 about his show and the direction we think it should move in. But there's a reason he doesn't have a producer. I get it. He wants to work alone. And then, uh, Opie radio. Opie took a shot at Anthony and everyone's talking about it. We didn't take just one shot. He took two shots the same way. But we'll get into all of that. All right, let's talk about Huk Tua, Hayley Welch. Now, we all remember what happened with her. She talked about spitting out a penis. The video went viral and next thing you know, she's on Bill Marshall and Jake Paul and she's talking to all the big celebrities. She's a very cute girl from Nashville and she has this podcast. She starts with Jake

Starting point is 00:36:57 Paul's Network and she decides because of her influences that she's going to launch a meme coin. The meme coin goes south very quickly. Coffeezilla talks about it, talks to her. We find out that everyone who purchased it got ripped off. There was some insider truth. We had all sorts of things going on. And Hailey Welch didn't have any answers for it, didn't know what to do about it, stopped

Starting point is 00:37:24 doing the podcast. Then she came back and tried to do an episode where she explained herself and tried to explain what happened and and didn't take responsibility at all and they scrubbed that from the internet. Like they it was up or it leaked or something. People got it and we saw it. We played it on this show. We talked about it but then that was taken down. So, months and months went by with no talk to a episodes coming out. Well, then, last week, all of a

Starting point is 00:37:56 sudden, she launches a brand new episode. She flies all the way to London and she goes to London to have KSI on her show. KSI is one of, if not the biggest, influencer in the world. 25 million subs on YouTube. He's a music producer. He's a musical artist. He's a boxer. He owns that drink Prime. Him and Logan Paul started that, that lunchable thing that they're doing. He's part of that too. So what a great guest to have on your show. She's trying to regroup and relaunch and rebrand and alright, I'm back. Hocktua girl is back.

Starting point is 00:38:42 Okay, well welcome back to another episode of Talk to a. It's been a hot minute since we've been back here, but now we're the official owners of Talk to a. And we may or may not have flew to London to get a very special guest for you. We got KSI. Yo, yo. Live in the flesh, baby. Thank you for having me.

Starting point is 00:38:59 Well, of course. Thank you for coming on. Yeah. This, I know it's going to annoy Jay Paul. Oh, definitely. But I'm glad you're free from his grasp and are able to flourish and be, well, one of the best podcasts. A butterfly.

Starting point is 00:39:20 Yeah. A beautiful butterfly. So that's interesting. So it appears that they had a falling out with the Paul brothers. They're like, All right, this is damaged goods. Bye bye. We're done with this. So then they fell into the arms of Logan's partner in the drink. KSI. Yeah. So apparently KSI and Jake don't get along real well. They've been trying to set up a boxing match between the two of them.

Starting point is 00:39:45 They're both boxers for a while, but KSI loves his brother Logan. Oh, I didn't know you could just like one of them. I didn't know that either. Are they camps? Okay. Yeah, I didn't understand the rules on influencer partnerships. I'm a Jeb Bush guy. I don't like W. I like Jeb. That's my thing. You know who said that before? No one ever. You know who's uh who said that before no one ever Yeah, what is ever said that?

Starting point is 00:40:10 Please clap But good my favorite Tom Myers cliff good reference all right, so you see she's out there She's talking about how she's no longer working with Jake Paul but she has KSI is her guest this is great we're not even three minutes in and she's already talking to her friend Chelsea. Chelsea is the other girl in that video that no one gave a shit about that bless her heart Haley is really trying to bring with her and make her a star and they just had started having this conversation about how they became friends and they weren't friends at first and Then they became first they're talking to KSI a guy

Starting point is 00:40:51 She needs him way more than he needs her at this point You know the whole point is like to get eyeballs on her show because she's talking to KSI and she's so bad at this She immediately makes it about her. I don't think I was gonna like Chelsea when she moved to my school No way Let me guess what you guys enemies before? I wouldn't say really enemies. I just I was like she looks like a bitch. I'm not gonna talk Which she she was a thing with my brother a little bit like right before we met each other that was eighth grade Yeah, but that was that's how I know you and then you come freshman year. Yeah Everybody was a thing with your brother. Yeah, you were everybody my friend group had a thing with him. Oh, wow

Starting point is 00:41:29 We don't know her brother. We don't care about you two in eighth grade and what the dynamic was You're you're at a different level now this little cute like oh my gosh. I'm just like this weird farm girl made it big Yeah, we're past that where everyone's past that you that. You're now talking, you flew to London to talk to KSI. And she totally dropped the ball on this. This was her big opportunity to get things going again for her. And KSI, he tried his ass off to make this interesting, to stay engaged in this conversation

Starting point is 00:42:02 that no one knows what anyone's talking about. Because after they's talking about. Because after they're talking about how they weren't friends at first, he brings up, oh yeah, yeah, actually my buddy Simon when we first met, we didn't really get along, but now he's a member of Sidemen. And Sidemen is this group of seven guys who are all influencers who are huge. They do shows every Sunday. And this guy, Simon Minter, goes by Mini Minter, is also a giant influencer and celebrity.

Starting point is 00:42:31 And he owns a bunch of businesses and products and all this shit. Like, if you're gonna go talk to KSI, know this stuff. Because she literally didn't know what he was talking about. She's like, oh, you oh, you friends with him anymore? I was like, yeah. He's my friend Simon. And he even mentioned that in the conversation.

Starting point is 00:42:52 He's like, I mean, now he's in Sidemen, but at first we didn't get along at all. Oh, you guys still friends? Yeah. You don't know anything that's going on here? Here's an example of just the communication is lacking between these two Yeah, I have no idea what this electric slide is or line dancing is I feel like this is definitely an American thing Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Yeah, it definitely is. Okay, so you guys not dance when you go out to the bar

Starting point is 00:43:19 Well, yeah, we've done but we kind of like skank Yeah, we dance what we kind of like skank Something different where we're from Say what does it mean? Okay, I'll give you the proper definition for ya. Oh god No, I'm familiar with how to skank. I've been in a Sky Shows. I'm very familiar with this is now just a British term. And these idiots are like, oh my god, you just said a naughty word. Holy shit. You don't even know. Skank means something totally different. It doesn't. But Haley can't even figure out the top of her head what skank means. So she has to look

Starting point is 00:44:03 it up. And this just keeps getting worse. It's not something you really want to be called yeah it basically means you're like sleazy oh basically sleazy but it says okay that one's a dance here okay I'm not gonna read that. Oh god okay I'm, I'm not gonna read the definition, but it's basically like a really sleazy woman, I'd say. Yeah. Why'd you look it up? If you didn't want to read the definition, and you saw her, she even goes, okay, this one says it's a dance. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:44:36 Yeah. That's right. Before her definition. Yeah, right. Yeah, that was the first thing. It was Skank. So, he would be right. And it is the same thing. It's a sleazy dance. It's a loaded ground... Yeah....the reference. You can learn something, and we're not all on your phone with you. So that's just dead air for us It's the worst thing you do is pull out your phone and be like, oh, let me look that up real quick Yeah, second worst

Starting point is 00:44:56 Right. What's that? She got the phone up but didn't read it. Yeah, right Yeah, and also did not even complete the mission that she got it out for and so This goes on you're gonna hear the end part of the skank conversation Where Haley's just out of her element completely and then her friend Chelsea chimes in with a question that I think maybe Chelsea should have Known considering they flew all the way to London to talk to this guy I couldn't imagine just walking down the street here and just saying yeah You want to go skank? Yeah, yeah, I hear it. I hear it. Okay. Wait. I do have a question. Hit me. What is chaos? I mean, uh knowledge, strength and integrity. Oh

Starting point is 00:45:36 It's quite nice, right? I tried guessing what it was. It started with kangaroo when I guess I thought it was like your initials or something. I guess what people might be like kangaroo because of my boxing style yeah yeah yeah if you want to change it up you could use kangaroo okay that's as far as I got kangaroo good stuff you probably should have researched this it's incredible they're asking questions you would find out immediately from reading the first two paragraphs of the wiki page For ksi what's case I say for all I thought was like your initials. I thought it's like kangaroo something cool He is being a good sport about this he is because I

Starting point is 00:46:17 Would have gotten up in life. I'm in his position. I'm like, okay. This is a waste of my time He must be enjoying sticking it to the Paul brother. Then that's what this is about. That must be it. Because like I said, anyone tuning into this is tuning in because of KSI. Because he's the way bigger celebrity in this scenario. And so they know who KSI is.

Starting point is 00:46:36 They're not gonna need to know basic questions. They're not gonna be interested in that. Well, I was tuning in just to find out what the fuck is up with my crypto because my mean coin investment is not doing well at the moment. Yeah, she doesn't talk about that so much anymore. She made a bunch of cute videos about like having nightmares and then waking up like, oh, that really happened. She's really been dismissive of the whole thing. People wonder, you know, villains, monsters, like evil people, no one thinks

Starting point is 00:47:02 they are. Right. In fact, that's why they're so dangerous They think they're the good guy. This was all Fine and a great larf until this meme coin thing and that coffeezilla guy You need to hear it if you haven't when he's like listen You need to deal with this right now like people were calling Carl going I'm having trouble with the stream and he's like fuck we got to mobilize and fix this thing. What is happening? This girl has millions Millions of people's dollars in her hands. She hears there's a serious problem with it and her response is alright I'm gonna go to bed. Good night. See you later

Starting point is 00:47:39 And then we didn't hear from her again for months. Yeah, and then she just disappeared That's what evil is. The people that lost their money, it didn't even occur to you to think about them. You couldn't even internalize it. And people were trying to explain this to you, not a Hollywood plant, a real person. And you were like,

Starting point is 00:47:57 worse than the biggest Hollywood star in the world. Like Oprah can't just be like, all right, well, good night, go to bed. She has to make a statement and pretend to care. Oprah can't just be like, all right, well, good night, go to bed. He has to make a statement and pretend to care. She can't even bother. Yeah, it's really a bizarre the way she's handled this. It's so surprising to me, because and I'm sure you've dealt with publicists and managers and they would guide you through this

Starting point is 00:48:20 and be like, no, no, no, we have to put out a statement, you have to look like you're upset about this and show that you care about these people and take a little bit of responsibility. Maybe, maybe that's not the right answer. I don't know what you're supposed to do in this scenario. Thankfully, I don't tell people to buy the club foot meme coin. I'm not responsible for that sort of thing. You just give them away as gifts. Right. It's a stocking stuffer for me. Even if there's, you know, there's publicists and there's managers and there's people you can refer to when you get into hot water and these kind of things happen, you'd have to care enough to reach out to, and you wanted to hire the biggest publicist to turn it around, they still

Starting point is 00:49:06 wouldn't know better than you, what your audience will respond to, like they would still need your leadership and awareness of this crowd, she just doesn't care. And that's so evil. Interesting. I didn't think it would go into this Colin Haley Welch evil, but I like I can bring it. I can bring anything there. I like that. bring it I can bring anything there So here's another really dumb question they want to know what KSI is known for how did you get known on the internet again? This is what first sentence on wiki?

Starting point is 00:49:39 Maybe the second sentence Thing you got like really known for FIFA what is feet so fever is a football game or soccer game where you pass the ball around the pitch and then you put it in the net. Oh, you come up with that? No, I did not come up with FIFA. You just played it? No, I played the game, yeah, yeah. Holy shit.

Starting point is 00:50:03 Did you invent soccer? She doesn't have a team behind her anymore But how do you this is what I can't wrap my mind around how do you fly to London and not read up a Page or two on this guy to understand some of the background and wouldn't you go beyond that and be like, what's he working on now? What do you think he's promoting? No, I spit on dick Yeah, she's like I got this yeah, I got this I'm fine My wife loves this 90 day fiance show and the reason this show works is because it's full of Americans flying to sometimes third world countries or very small

Starting point is 00:50:46 out of the way places and what's so remarkable is every one of them it never occurs to them to do any research about the place they're visiting and when they get there and they find out that like women are second class citizens or you have to wear a burka or nobody speaks English they're shocked and they're upset and it's just so insane to think you wouldn't even, like you don't know what FIFA is. You know, if he didn't know what the NFL was, you'd make a comment. FIFA is everywhere in the world, but right here.

Starting point is 00:51:16 And maybe if you just read the Airplane magazine, you would have read something about it to relate to this guy. It's really a uniquely American quality. And earlier, and you heard a little bit of this, they brought the electric slide, he didn't know what that was. Something about it to relate to this guy. It's really a uniquely American quality and earlier And you heard a little bit of this they brought the electric slide He didn't know that was what you don't know what the electric slide is fucking loser He'd never been line dancing before and Chelsea's like what there been a line dancing what's going on here

Starting point is 00:51:38 But he could have told her he invented football Used to play used to play FIFA online That's how people got to know him and they're completely like what and Here's another super Horrible question to ask someone the interviewer who's way more famous than you Yeah, so you said starting early. How old are you so I am 31 31? Yeah? Like 25 So I am 31 31. Yeah, when do you start ever guess that? 25 what?

Starting point is 00:52:10 25 yeah I didn't know that you like started out like at an early age Yeah, cuz you don't know anything Like I like that. They're proud of themselves back. Oh, I didn't know that you started out like a junior teenager Yeah, why would you you don't know anything? Why is that a good thing that you didn't know that Chelsea you retard I have to think about the sound technician that like It's a really great mic a really wonderful wrap around it. It's so Delicately and perfectly placed. We get the right it yeah

Starting point is 00:52:41 So much effort went into setting this up. And they put no effort into what they were going to say. Yeah, which is shocking. You know, you'd think that here's this big opportunity to revive your career, right? You're spending all this money to go there and do this. And they couldn't be bothered to do any type of prep work for it. And that could be a bit that could be a successful bit. You know, you teach us but they're obnoxious about it. They're not

Starting point is 00:53:04 like willing to learn. Yeah. This isn't like that Bobby, I always forget her last name. Altoff? Yes, Bobby Altoff. That would be a thing where she'd just be like, how old are you? Oh, I didn't know that.

Starting point is 00:53:17 And it's dry and you know, it's supposed to be funny. This is not bad at all. This is just too dimwits. Roobs. Yeah, just too roobs. You know, that's an actual comedian. They are, they're not playing characters. This is not bad at all. This is just too dimwits. Roobs. Yeah, just too roobs. You know, that's an actual comedian. They are, they're not playing characters. This is, this is them. Alright, so he starts to give her advice, because he knows all the hot water that she's gotten into recently.

Starting point is 00:53:35 You're back here again. You know, you haven't just hidden away and just gone, oh, screw this, I'm done. I did for a little bit. But it's good that you've come back, you know, come back strong and, you know, you're still here. Yeah. Did you notice that edit? You know, you didn't just run and hide. And then she goes, oh, actually, that is what I did.

Starting point is 00:53:56 And then there's a hard edit that's not well done. Screw this, I'm done. Ah, I did for a little bit. But it's good that you- I wonder what she said there. We gotta cut all all that out. She said, do your fucking research. I do not know this about me.

Starting point is 00:54:14 But it's it's interesting goes, you know, you got to confront these things. And when there's adversity, you got to suck it up and get out there in front of the camera and address it. She's like, Oh, yeah, I did none of those things actually, literally just had away for months. And we tried to do a thing that would make it better. And that backfired. So we scrubbed that from the internet, which is way worse than just leaving it out there

Starting point is 00:54:37 and never doing it at all. It's the worst thing you could possibly do. And then there's a weird edit where she probably admitted to some things that she doesn't want out there. And it's such a horrible edit that you know what she said was awful Yeah, because no one who produced this show is happy about that really amateur bad-looking edit It looks like they don't know how to edit a show and this decision was made Yeah, we're gonna make the production team look like assholes because we cannot let out whatever she just said

Starting point is 00:55:03 Yes, that that's really the point I wanted to make that you made much more eloquently than I did. Done. I did for a little bit. Okay, so now he's really trying to help her out and he's trying to give some advice and it's not coming out well. Just enjoy yourself. Yeah, I got you at this point. Yeah, enjoy yourself yeah just yeah just yeah all right what you got okay so you did hide all right that's not good so what you gotta do now is you know he's... You do you. You just keep doing you. He's giving up on this project already. Just have fun, yeah.

Starting point is 00:55:50 What age did you start getting in all this? Ooh, I'd say... mmm... around 14, 15? Yeah, I was quite young. You've been doing this for a while. Yeah, yeah, I've been doing this for a very long time. What is this? What is this? What is this? She has no idea what this guy does right?

Starting point is 00:56:07 We're gonna fight that they do the same things how long you been doing this. He's not a podcaster. He's a professional guest either It's also a scammer What did you start your first meme coin? Oh, yeah, I don't I don't do that You should put out real content and real products in the world for people to purchase What did you say in an interview to make you famous? Right. That's not a universal experience. Basically what she's asking.

Starting point is 00:56:29 And again, these are just the worst possible questions you could be asking someone. It'd just be like someone sitting down with Tom Hanks and being like, so you ever do television? Where do I know you from? Where are you going? What the fuck? No one needs this level of interview with this guy. So then he gets into this Marvel movie talk and Haley's just completely checked out. She doesn't know what he's talking about.

Starting point is 00:56:57 She doesn't give a fuck. She's not going to engage in the conversation at all. I haven't watched even like Marvel movies recently. Like I think Endgame was the last one I watched I don't know it's kind of gone weird But I think they're bringing it back with Avengers doomsday. It's it's um, I mean, there's no point me trying to explain It looks quite good

Starting point is 00:57:27 This is amazing good job, KSI Pulled the ripcord on that one. He's like yeah, so anyway this new movie's coming out looks, but how you don't care You really don't care about I we're done here. That's fine. I picture Between two ferns and Zack just being like you can't offend this person I quit He's mistakenly talking to the fern the whole time I wish the the the rocking of their chairs made a sound because every time someone speaks They're just like oh, and they just rock around because they don't know what to do Comfortable someone comfortable with between these two and I like that Adam Davies and the chat he asked he wants her to ask him

Starting point is 00:58:06 What was it? It was something like so when did you start spitting on things? What do you spit on? What do you spit on to get here? That Marvel talk there's an abrupt and this isn't an edit, but there's an abrupt transition not not a good transition To a question about his drink there, Prime. I need to know how you got your Prime drinks in every store known to man. That's a shout out to our distributors. Wait, did it start out in the UK?

Starting point is 00:58:36 No, so it started out in America and then eventually came to the UK. Oh. Yeah, yeah. And then went to different countries, et cetera. And, No, do your research. She goes, how is Prime in every story? And he goes, you have to talk to the distributors about that.

Starting point is 00:58:52 Like it's a just distribution. This is a distribution question that you're asking me. Why Prime is in every, like why is Coca-Cola in every story? What do you mean? Kind of question is that. Well, me and Logan Paul are both super famous influencers, and we got a bunch of kids to buy it and think it was Better better than other the one thing she knew about she asked the most boring question right yeah, yes It's just the way business works because we were working with that guy that you just left

Starting point is 00:59:22 Amazing what they could do for you if you just have a little bit of talent and stick to it in this. It's crazy. And if someone comes to us and says the drink is poison, we're not going to say, all right, well, gotta go to bed. We might deal with it. It is poison, but that's not the best either here nor there. Well, anywho. This is great because now they're talking about boxing and how he's a boxer. They're talking about the music they come out to. And, you know, what's your walkout music is the question. Yeah, I'm so, I know maybe a bit of drill. I knew you would know what that is. Do you know what drill is? You like Lil Wayne? I feel like he's not, that's not really a walkout.

Starting point is 01:00:00 I don't know. What do you walk out to? What do you walk out to? So I normally just my own music. Oh yeah so what do you walk out to? Oh I walk out to my own music and you saw right there Haley realized oh shit I didn't know that he made his own music. Oh your own music? Alright let's change the subject then. Yeah not sing us a song. His latest music video has a hundred and nine million views on YouTube he's a super famous musical artist and she's like what do you go what do you come out doing the rig well first he says drill she's like I don't know what that is of course not and then they can't relate on

Starting point is 01:00:38 any topic at all it's a it's a cultural divide but it's also just Haley not being interested she's just not an interested person She's not interesting for that reason and I'm telling you this podcast is over that episode I just showed you is from like eight days ago. It's got 75,000 views Which is so pedestrian when you have a guest like that on there. Yeah, it's terrible So then a new episode just came out and I want to show you this. I think this is so funny so this is Chanel West Coast and Chanel West Coast has been on MTV and stuff and I mean, I'm not all that familiar

Starting point is 01:01:16 But whatever it's a guest that she has on there doesn't matter either way. Here's what I want to show you So talk to 25,000 subscribers This video has 8,600 views after it launched a day ago. This woman used to get hundreds of thousands of views on her videos, but the best part is the comments. She got a taste of success on the internet, ruined it with shitcoins, and now she's going to be chasing it,

Starting point is 01:01:43 getting 10,000 views of video until she says fuck it and starts an only fans if losing a multi-million dollar opportunity was a person this person says make sure to pause the video so you don't give her a cent this one says the fall off is wild i love how she's going to have to be careful being out in public for the rest of her life uh best episode yet anywho i's going to have to be careful being out in public for the rest of her life. Best episode yet. Anywho, I'm going to go to bed. I won't see you guys tomorrow. She never refunded the money. Oh, this

Starting point is 01:02:14 one's great right here. They put the time code link which happens to be at the very end of the video. It says they talked about absolutely nothing saved you an hour under 2004 hours is wild thousand views in four hours is wild barely pulling three thousand and seven hours is crazy copies of owns you so this has become one of those videos now where people

Starting point is 01:02:34 only go to it the orders why heads views of people could just write nasty things in the comment section I'm sorry I was so distracted by your YouTube playlist and what's happening there it's exactly what we would have predicted if we could have written Exactly this But yeah, it's all makes a lot of sense towing so There you have it. I have declared at the end of the hock to era on the internet She really did squander that opportunity didn't she? Yeah, it just blows me away when people are nothing. They go out

Starting point is 01:03:11 of their way to have these incredible epic experiences and they come off knowing less from it. Right. And she's a she's a dumb dumb, but that's fine. But she seemed like she was ambitious. And when you start talking to Bill Maher and Bill's trying to get around his network, and then she seemed like she was ambitious and when you start talking to Bill Maher and Bill's trying to get around his network and then she's like oh I'm gonna do this thing I thought okay maybe there's something to this yeah and there is not. Bill dodged a bullet. If I might be so bold I think we were rooting for her. Yes I agree. And I think she felt the same way I think she felt

Starting point is 01:03:41 they love me and then this stupid ridiculous meme coin thing happened and now they all hate me. And it wasn't her fault. Yeah, she just was, you know, giving bad advice. We're all fickle. We love to build you up and then we love to tear you down and you have nothing to do with it. And anybody that stayed and has longevity, it's just a fluke accident. ever the moment. It's never ordinary at Bet365. Must be 19 or older. Ontario only. Please play responsibly. If you or someone you know has concerns about gambling, visit connectsontario.ca. My parents have had a lot of time on their hands lately.

Starting point is 01:04:34 At first, it was nice. Hey mom, can you drive me to soccer practice? Sure can. We're having slow cooked ribs for dinner. It was awesome. And then it became a lot. Some friends are coming over to watch a movie. Oh, what are we watching? I'll make some popcorn. Thanks,

Starting point is 01:04:47 a voila. They can order all our fresh favorites from Sobeys, Farm Boy, and Longos online, which is super reliable. And now my parents are reliable. A little too reliable. Voila. Your groceries delivered. Just like that. We're going to talk about Scorch in just a minute minute We also have some Rob sell some stuff coming up at OP radio stuff Coming up you gotta see what OP is talking about on a stream when he's trying to avoid Anthony talk It's great. We had another game of two minutes with Tom nice the Cardiff game about Tom Myers But first we got to talk about my buddy Scorch.

Starting point is 01:05:32 So Scorch is in the motorhome and he is promoting this tour they're on going to the different dive bars. You know what he hasn't done yet is he hasn't done any shows from a dive bar. Correct. There's just no evidence of him being in a dive bar at all. It's just him and his buddy in the motor home for some reason. And so they start off this special episode not understanding how to get the orientation right

Starting point is 01:06:01 on the phone that he's using to film himself. I can, if I can, what is it is the orientation is locked rotate rotate device back. Okay, I guess I have to do it this way. Okay. Hey you guys welcome to a very interesting and a very exciting round of Scorch's PFG tv. What this is though this is like a PFG tv midway point would you say because between between uh by the way I'm talking to Mike over here. Season two and season three we're just TV Midway Point would you say? Because between, between, by the way I'm talking to Mike over here. Season two and season three were just like between two. Between season two and season three.

Starting point is 01:06:33 How can you be doing shows between seasons? So how that works? It seems like you started season three. That's, season two's over. They're declaring that so. Why have seasons? Is this bonus content? Yeah, I guess it's some type of bonus guy. Yeah, right doing he's like if sandpaper came to life Actually, it's funny say that he's about to brag about that and my next clip just outside of outside of Tampa, Florida And what a great day. I'm gonna tell you guys something I was hoping this would happen

Starting point is 01:07:06 Boy, oh boy. Am I gonna be tan this year? You don't seem impressed Adam Yeah, I don't really see what's in that for me. Oh, and he's really excited to tell you about how he's gonna be tan this year Cool, bro. He's hanging out in the Sun. That's great. You're better He's so happy. Oh, he's so happy to be out of, Wisconsin. I don't blame him. I was just out in the sun. That's great. It's sunny though. You should be redder. He's so happy. Oh, he's so happy to be out in Wisconsin. I don't blame him. I was just out in Florida.

Starting point is 01:07:30 It is nice. It's nice to get out of the cold where we are up north and do this sort of thing. So the orientation thing, he was trying to go landscape and now he's forced to go portrait because he doesn't know how to fix it. This goes out for a whole hour. But let's remember how this show works guys it starts with the opening shot they all got to do a shot of alcohol to start things off party by the way before

Starting point is 01:07:53 I do anything else can we do our opening shot Mike let's do our opening shot and I want to say hey to Megan if you're out there watching Megan we will have you on with us starting yeah we'll get you there starting next week, Mike. Here's the opening shot. So I was excited to have Megan on the show. We haven't seen Megan since the last episode in the studio or at the bar, I should say for them. Okay. So this was from the previous week. I went to this week show to see oh, let's see how Megan is incorporated in this new on the

Starting point is 01:08:23 road version of their show. Well, well, well, let's see how Megan's incorporated in this new on the road version of their show. You're live. Well, well, well, welcome to a really interesting edition of Scorch's TV. Scorch here, my bud, DBL, well now we're calling him DBL Mike, it's Mike Snow out in the out in the front. Yeah, Megan was going to join us today, but Megan had some issues with her, the communication, the cell phone, or her computer or something, so she'll be joining us next week.

Starting point is 01:08:52 I think Megan's gone. Yeah. I think it's over. And in the last clip, I like the fact that they have to communicate this way to Megan instead of just the normal routes. Right. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:09:04 So Megan couldn't get her phone or a computer or something figured out she's apparently changed her number and she ordered so the only way I'm allowed legally to talk to her so that's not that's not a good sign because he was explaining back on the show he's just like we're gonna change things up but Megan still gonna be a part of the show I know Megan likes to drink but maybe since they're not doing from a bar anymore. She doesn't like man. I just go to a bar instead Be with you guys at all Still have fun

Starting point is 01:09:31 Alright, let's get back to the other episode where it's just the one shot Portrait mode and it's time to do the opening shot. This is my makers mark that Megan got me a while back Mike's shankies whip The opening shots to the future of a dive bar locator comm so there you go for that And then I just working out well, okay Okay, I'm concerned. Okay for our friend scorch Yeah. Rather than pour a shot into a shot glass, he is now drinking what looks like chilled Maker's Bark straight from the bottle. Yeah, this is an opening guzzle.

Starting point is 01:10:14 This is a man who needs parental guidance or parental supervision because he's just like, I'm out in the road with my friend now or just chugging whiskey. I don't give a fuck hey you know return my calls and the dive bar let me in hey Mike who's driving shit worried about these two actually it's funny you say that because we are gonna get some information about who is driving and how all that works actually I'll play the clip right here. How we're doing things for dive bar locator. We are driving literally.

Starting point is 01:10:51 I mean, we've driven and Mike's driving the home. I drive around when we do when we do little city runs. Okay. Mike drives home when we do the work stuff. I drive the home when we go out and do the play stuff So What was I going with this? Neither one of us know now Okay, where was I going with this you guys tell me Rhode Island I get right away

Starting point is 01:11:18 Oh, how I how we're doing this, okay? I don't like where this is going for these two. They're having a little too much fun on the road, it seems like. I can smell that shot from here, man. I know. Yikes. Do you imagine if your job was to drive around

Starting point is 01:11:37 and hit as many bars as possible every single day? I'd be dead in a couple weeks. WATP would definitely not be as good a product. No. I can tell you that that I believe I am overqualified There's some people who would definitely fit that role very well So Scorch doesn't have any content. So he's just like guys ask me questions He's just he's looking at the chap and someone asks about working for WAAF back in the day See any stories from WAAF and in the day. Any stories from WAAF? And Scorch goes, well, you know, I was actually invited over to Ozone's place, another famous

Starting point is 01:12:09 DJ from that station. So we're at Ozone's house. Ozone and I weren't the closest. We weren't not close. We just weren't the closest. And because as you guys know, I don't have friends. But there was nothing funny about that. That was great We know that that's true scourge is friend repellent. I love when people laugh when nothing's funny

Starting point is 01:12:33 We were very close because people don't like me I'm so alone That's where that was going actually holy shit since you brought that up These guys are sitting next to each other on this couch thingy who've done whatever it is. I check this Let me see what else Mike's playing foot. She's right over. This is kind of fun In a very weird way, but I'm alone right now. So it's kind of fun Ever since Megan left me Dude, this guy would go gay so quick Not in prison, but in jail

Starting point is 01:13:14 Lock up scorch you suck in that guy up. I've been in here for an half an hour This is just the processing score she still have to get inside That was so sad Look at that face it looks like Mike's blowing him Scorch you've been bowed it out you can go In a minute Let's hear that again because this is really the most pathetic thing I've ever heard Let me see what else?

Starting point is 01:13:42 Mike's playing footsies right over this is kind of fun In a very weird way, but I'm alone right now. So it's kind of fun He caught himself this is kind of fun in a weird way, but I'm alone right now What does he mean? He's alone right now? Mike isn't a real person. Mike's literally playing footsies with them So they're a little foreplay action. He's saying Megan's not here. Yeah. Yeah, and trying to make her jealous. I Megan this could be your foot is he does he do footsies as well as I do you do phone better That makes you feel any better

Starting point is 01:14:26 I know what you guys are thinking. I want to see what's doing in this motor home. And so does everyone else. Let me see what else. Can we get a tour of the home? I'm plugged in right now. You know what? One of these weeks when we do another show, when Megan's here, because we'll do a tour of the home.

Starting point is 01:14:43 Fair enough, right? Yeah. Like when we bring her on board, we just have to, we've been gone four days on the road. Yeah, and the house is kind of dirty. No, I'm just saying I haven't had time to get the real equipment together. Yeah, that's the thing, the reason we're even doing it this way, so you guys know, is because we just haven't

Starting point is 01:15:00 had time to set anything up yet, because frankly, we're just getting used to living in a motor home and going around to places. But I got to tell you, it's been an amazing John so far. If you have any questions you want to add to the, to the bunch, please feel free. Keep it classy. He goes, Hey, can I show them around? He says, no, no, no, no, we can't do that. We've been, we've been doing this for four days. Oh, is it too messy in here for you? I can already tell these two roomies are gonna have issues. They were living together before this but now they're in a motorhome together I'm glad you and Vinnie got along. Yeah, how long do you think that would last?

Starting point is 01:15:36 Yeah, I could week two week three Week would be involved right day And you know some people that travel like this in groups, and they actually have to perform every night. They actually have something to do. So when you're talking about it's going to take us at least four or five days to just get used to this kind of living, we won't really

Starting point is 01:15:58 be able to perform for you, that's not an excuse anyone would accept from any traveling act of any kind. Even a solo comedian, if he was like, I got to get used to all this, he'd be like, well, then don't tour. Right. This is interesting. He talks about how Sunday morning is when they left Eau Claire, Wisconsin, 9am Sunday morning. And he kind of breezes by this, but I have questions. 9am is freezing cold, freezing cold. I was pale. I was sick

Starting point is 01:16:25 I my eyes were just puffy for a from crying but be just cuz I just Oklaire wasn't good for me, man. That's there's nothing cool place. I love the area I loved Wisconsin. I loved I loved the Midwest, but you know what it just wasn't a cool place for me You know, I just I just temperatures in the weather I was just sick a lot and it didn't cool place for me. You know, I just I just temperatures in the weather. I was just sick a lot and it didn't do anything for me. So his eyes were puffy from being sick but also crying a lot. Moving on. Yeah, unbelievable. What's your excuse? Megan left and I can't focus on anything. Yeah. What do you think? What do you think is going on here? Do you think he had to like

Starting point is 01:17:02 throw out all his belongings because now he's just living in a Motorhome with his buddy or is it the oh you think he had belongings? I don't know. I mean or is it the realization that this is what his life is now He's never gonna be back on the radio again. Why is he bawling his eyes out after he's all excited He's finally gonna go do the fun thing. He wants to do. He's acting like someone who just had a breakup He's acting like somebody who just got dumped. He's acting like everything's I'm all alone now. Well, I guess I'm gay now because there's no one else here I guess shugging hard liquor from the bottle. Like these are all signs of someone who's deeply depressed because they've been dumped And he spent all his money on their paint job

Starting point is 01:17:40 He really did wrap that thing nice. This was supposed to be their new home and now it's just him here's a fun question that comes in about his toothpick usage I heard you write off toothpicks on your taxes and that true if I did taxes probably I would do that again yeah oh no if I paid taxes he makes so little money he doesn't even pay taxes That's not when we talk about the pores a lot of the show. We talk about the Jake Hudson's and the rate of vetoes and the Chad zoom mocks and we try to figure out what these people do for a living. But I don't assume that any of that makes so little they don't pay taxes, maybe Jake. This guy makes

Starting point is 01:18:22 so little money just like Hey, do you have those toothpicks? Funny joke, but actually, I don't even I can't even write anything off. There's no level of poverty. Is there a way to I mean if you work for one week at a fast food restaurant, you still have to pay taxes on it. That's your only job for the year. I don't know what level you're not allowed to declare things. They won't take things out, but you have to pay taxes as far as I know if you make zero is the only scenario that I know of literally gonna find something right they're gonna find anything I mean I thought they had

Starting point is 01:18:54 sponsors on his pfg tv for a while I thought he'd say there's people there watching the show gas in the mobile home is not cheap oh Oh they bitch about that too. They do talk about they met up with this guy who sells CBD and THC infused beverages and that guy was like hey do you guys want to sponsor for this thing and she's like well we had some we had a good conversation so we might get a sponsor okay what happened if it was gonna happen but we'll see maybe they will. Now how are they finding the right dive bars to go to to be added to the dive bar locator? He needs our help people. He needs our help

Starting point is 01:19:32 Now if you guys have any bars in your home areas that you would like to see us stop at hang on Well, I'm drinking like water tonight holy balls, yeah Jesus. Well, I'm drinking it like water tonight. Holy balls. Yeah. Um, you can get ahold of us through the score job through the Facebook page, the dive bar locator Facebook page. And then you just tag the bars and tag us. Now don't do this Willy nilly as a goof. Only serious tagging should be done on Facebook to show these guys what dive bars they should be contacting in your area. I know some people are going to be jokesters trying to have some fun with this. Chuck E. Cheese's. We're imploring you not to do that. Don't do that. Whatever you do. These guys are serious businessmen.

Starting point is 01:20:21 Don't pay taxes. serious businessman. And for those who are just listening, it's a great and very impressive visual how he mid sentence for some reason had to take a swig from that bottle with the toothpick still in his mouth after he took the shot. It's pretty sad and impressive. My only toothpick, It's his only move. Oh, no, I'm telling you, this is not going to go well for him. This is going to go well now. This is going to get worse. Before it gets better. And his taking shots and you're like, I don't know why I'm doing this.

Starting point is 01:20:59 Yeah, that's not a good sign. Oh, I'm chugging all this, this liquor so much. Because you have a problem with your deeply depressed. Yeah, yeah, that would be it. She's not a good sign. You're probably like, oh, why am I chugging all this, this liquor so much? Because you have a problem with your deeply depressed. Yeah. Yeah. That would be it. She's not coming back, buddy. Lucas sent me this. He found, he saw this on Facebook and he says, I wonder if Scorch knows about this.

Starting point is 01:21:18 Welcome to the Dive Bar Shirt Club. This is how it works. Every month you get a brand new t-shirt in the mail of an amazing dive bar or hidden gem. And included with that is an amazing sticker. And you get an amazing postcard with a whole description and the history of the bar. What makes it so special, you can't get this shirt anywhere.

Starting point is 01:21:39 This is one of my favorite bars, the Drunken Clam in St. Pete, Florida. This is not the shirt that's done at the Drunken Clam. This is specific to the Dive Bar shirt community. And they do it once a month and they print it, they send it to you, and then it's retired forever. Check out the Dive Bar Shirt Club to find out more. Now that sounds cool.

Starting point is 01:22:00 Well, it's actually a real business model. I don't know that I would want random dive bars ever been to like the t-shirt. I guess that's something you're supposed to brag about. But yeah, here's the website, divebarshirtclub.com. No, but I like that it's a one-off. That's cool. Yeah, yeah, that's cool. And the truth is, this is going to do nothing but help the bar. Like, there's no negative for the bar. But I would be like, did you just print a t-shirt of my bar and sell it and keep the money right I wonder though if Scorch knows about this I should probably reach out to him look at all these locations they have the whole map there can't be that many dive by are you guys ready for an update from

Starting point is 01:22:43 yesterday what Scorch is doing thankfully him and his team are doing a Are you guys ready for an update from yesterday? What Scorch is doing? Thankfully, him and his team are doing a good job of getting online and letting us know what's going on with them. I think a lot of people said, hey, do some live stuff, update someone. Last night on the TV show, people were saying, do live stuff. I didn't bring my mic kit because I didn't realize we were gonna do it. Here we are, it's beautiful.

Starting point is 01:23:14 There's a cruise ship, I find them a cruise ship behind us, which is amazing. I think it's like 85 before you even set, 10 o'clock. I'm messing it all up. Good, just keep going. I'm going it all up. Good. Just keep going. And we're just having a good old time. I'm going to go have a cocktail. There's a weird rule down here. You can't bring DBL one out of both. Okay. So there's a lot of issues visually. If we're not watching that he was getting,

Starting point is 01:23:42 the green screen was showing up and you're seeing different things in the background. He couldn't really make heather tales of that. A torso sauntered by. Yeah, they were trying to fix the audio, I think was what he was trying to do. But for some reason that happened. So you just heard him say, it's 10 a.m. they're about to get a cocktail.

Starting point is 01:23:58 My God, I'm concerned. But let's hear this big announcement that he has. And by cocktail, I mean whiskey in a bottle. So you won't see DBL1 and Q-Resident, you see us other places. They all need stop and let us know. One of the places I stopped at yesterday, one of the bars, the General Manager said, oh, that's that hole. It's in, it's parked in my neighborhood, which is kind of interesting. So DBL1 is getting noticed everywhere we go. If you see the movie, all about in the south, why don't you buy all these, tag us,

Starting point is 01:24:47 take a picture of them, tag us, let us know where you are. If you've got a bar in your area that you would like us to come to, tag us, let us know what it is. Facebook page, facebook.com, Dive Bar Locator, of course, divebarlocator.com as well. And be on the lookout for DBL1 if you wanna make a donation.

Starting point is 01:25:06 You can always check out the websites as well. So there you go, Scorch and Mike and the DBL crew live in Key West on our lovely Scorch BFG DB YouTube channel. Thank you so much. I love that he goes, yeah, we're going to drive around in DBL1 and promote the thing. And they told us, yeah, no, you're gonna drive around in DBL one and promote the thing and they told us yeah No, you're not doing that. There's a weird law get that piece of shit off of our roads Key West is a classy place asshole. I'm genuinely scared for them. Yeah, I know me too in a fun way though

Starting point is 01:25:38 Could you be scared for someone in a fun way probably not Probably just being a dick. Yeah. yeah yeah i think you can all right so yes that's uh that's the latest scorch is uh living his best life right now he's pfg he somebody needs to sit him down and explain to him that she's not coming back and it's time to move on oh no it's so sad he's pretty fucking good aiden carroll, do you plan on having BJ on anytime soon? Brian Johnson? Oh, maybe. Yeah, Brian Johnson on anytime soon.

Starting point is 01:26:13 Then yes. He's great. He will be in Vegas with us. Oh. As will Adam Bush. I will be at Hackamania. Yeah. Hackamania.com promo code WATP.

Starting point is 01:26:24 And save the date, hackamania.com promo code WTP. And save the date June 21. We will be in Boston. City winery June 21. With the dick show it will sell out. Save the date on that more detail. I was promised an audience with Dr. Steve and I'm gonna hold on to that. All right. Let's get into Rob Saul because you've been chatting with Rob on his show. I'm sorry Yeah, explain yourself That's that's fair. What about what have you learned?

Starting point is 01:26:56 Take us through these these clips that you have I want to know what's going on with Rob Who's the villain of the dabble verse? He wants everyone talking about him He wants everyone super chatting him with insults and he's gonna fire back. And then Adam and I did a segment on him. And he's like, fuck these assholes. What's this all about? It's really it was so I don't know if he learned it from John or it's just who he is. But we made some comments about his show. I asked him some personal questions. He chose to answer them very honestly. We said how much we enjoyed that

Starting point is 01:27:27 and wished he would just kind of do that. And he responded with sexual violence, rape, and just the worst kind of stuff you can even think of. Just like John, his first instinct is to go right to that. I said- So we put a mirror up to him and he punched a hole through the mirror and was mad at us for holding up a mirror in front of him. Okay.

Starting point is 01:27:49 And now his hand is bloody and full of glass. Right. And he's blaming us and looking at us like, why would you do this to me? Right. That was the impression I got. We asked him when he was the most fucked up and he said, oh, that has to be last night.

Starting point is 01:28:03 So we said, wow, that's surprising that it happens to be the night before. I guess that was a one off. And it's not what normally happens during your show. And to prove us wrong. He opened last night with this. Hold on, I know I'm getting me another beer. Okay, good idea. Hold on, I know I've get me another beer. Okay. Good idea. He's gonna puke. All right. Well, that's always a good thing to do in the middle of your show is chug a bunch of alcohol and then get up and leave.

Starting point is 01:28:33 Now, if I did this and someone asked if I have an alcohol problem, I would not be offended. Right. Yeah. When we were talking about how he's probably drinking to suppress all the horrible thoughts in his brain. He's like, he mentioned that was one time. Yeah. So one time I get messed up. And now you're gonna accuse me of being a by the way, he's still gone. This show. And he thinks I'm ruining friggin stuff. Who's on the phone with him? By the way? Who's who's talking to him during this?

Starting point is 01:29:05 One of those regulars. Very supportive. Okay. Oh, he's pretty good stuff. Who's on the phone with him by the way who's who's talking to him during this? One of these regulars very supportive okay? Oh, yeah, oh he's back Mm-hmm definitely didn't throw up Now just I ran I finished I finished Okay, mm-hmm so Props to you Rob. He didn't puke after drinking your chick drink. And thanks for proving us wrong. Yes. All right. This is where he starts getting triggered by you in the chat. Anything to set up with us?

Starting point is 01:29:37 Yeah. I said skull. Okay. And he just, that was too much for him. It was way too much over the over the line. Yeah. He's got a look, Adam. Adam Bush is here who what's that Carl's gay lover Adam Bush. You want to ask me any perving? I got a picture of Adam Bush too. Hold on. I'll send it to your if you want to if you want to. So that's how know, this guy has some wit to him He sees that Adam and I do a show together and he goes But buddies, you know who else did that with me and Vinnie Paulino? That would be one of the greatest off-the-cuff insult comics of our generation

Starting point is 01:30:20 stuttering John Melendez So that's how you know gay when he said So that's how you know gay when he said Start my best friends like they do on Long Island Yeah, ask me any perving questions Hey one time I got one time. I got one time. I got high and my thoughts were crazy like Rob's all trapped with his haunting thoughts Now that's a wheelchair That's a wheelchair prison. Yeah, he's in his own prison

Starting point is 01:30:58 Yeah, meanwhile i'm married to an elderly woman hanging out with a gay guy. Uh, what are you boys doing in there? Leave us alone mom wife Me and my friend adam are playing What so he's doing the thing that uh that I see a lot of these retards do where it has nothing to do with what we said when we were talking about Rob show and we are observing it and analyzing it. Now it's turning into Oh, remember, Kevin Brayden said a thing about a mom wife. So now it's like, my wife Jen tells me what to do and barks orders and yells at me. Not having anything to do with reality and not being

Starting point is 01:31:31 funny or interesting. But this is like the angle that he goes with. And so when you're talking about me, yes, to immediately go to Hot Pockets. And why are you playing with your friend or whatever the fuck he's doing here? This little performance? I'm gonna he doesn't even know what he's offended by that's why it's all so general and he doesn't want to really watch it he doesn't want to see and at some point he says like I don't even remember what I was saying we believe you yeah we know and that's the point

Starting point is 01:32:07 to me. What are you boys doing in there? Yeah, that was kind of you say I get the megaphone out for that are gay sex Rob. Yeah, it actually I love what a brief moment when he shakes off the character and goes back to being insane. I got I'm gonna blow your minds. I think Scorch is happier than Rob Saul. Yes!

Starting point is 01:32:30 I think you're right about that. We both have a lot of demons. He's got a mobile home. Right? What did you send me? A portrait of Adam Bush. Adam Bush in his Hollywood days. Oh jeez.

Starting point is 01:32:49 Yeah, that's it. That's the reason. Every day these gentlemen, uh, they won the only Adam Bush. Shut it down. Shut it down. Uh, I don't know if they find that. Yeah. What, what, what's that Muppet? This is Sam the Eagle. Sam the Eagle. Adam. I'm very sorry about this. This is rough. You ambushed me I mean, he's not inaccurate. That's pretty pretty that's not bad. Not wrong. I would take it. Mm-hmm Who would I be that guy with his eyes painted on his glasses? For doing his day. Oh no beaker. Not beaker. I hope that anyway, I could be right bunsen honeydew Jesus. Hmm. You're incredible

Starting point is 01:33:35 We did a Springfield we just bring up the Simpsons trivia thing. I think the Muppets trivia. I'm on your team. Yeah that one I Know I like how they listen to me talk about being high and they go like an Adam Bush Look at you Adam you really made in the devil verse. Yeah. Yeah, Rob doesn't impress jokes on you Rob Adams never on Mike My video audio editor would love it. Oh my god, Adam, you really got to the heart of Rob Saul. Somebody even tweeted me today like, we heard that you're trapped in your haunting thoughts day and night.

Starting point is 01:34:19 I talked about one time when I got high, and anybody that's had a bad high on Edible's nose, you just have crazy type of like self reflection and all you know all right correct me if I'm wrong and I know that we did talk about how there was a bad high situation he had was being haunted but was he talking about how he couldn't sleep at night I'm so glad you picked up on this one off thing he was talking about how he has lots of regrets in life and he wishes he'd handled things differently and you asked him about regrets and he said,

Starting point is 01:34:49 my ex wife and my daughter and his cousin keeps you up at night. Yes, that's all I said. He could have said you know, the TV or the parking. Okay. Anything he explained how he every night goes over every mistake he's made during the day and says to himself, I hate it here. I hate it here. I hate it here. And that he can't stop doing this. Then someone else said, Hey, when's the last time you got real high? And then he told a random story about the time he got high. Those were two different things. And it wasn't a one off. I asked you, what keeps you up at night? You had a very revealing answer. And we loved it. And asked you for more of that. And you responded by saying we should fuck each other. And dare I say, I think he learned something about himself. Because as he was telling the story about how he repeats to

Starting point is 01:35:42 himself this mantra, I hate it, I hate it here, he goes, I think what I'm referring to is inside my own head. Like he was analyzing it on the fly going, I hate it here, what is here? Oh, here is me. That's what here is, I hate me. And we were watching him come to this epiphany and we're like, whoa, this is great. This is riveting stuff Rob

Starting point is 01:36:05 This is what your show should be and then we did that and he goes out he goes fuck you you Yep, just like John he gets to the point of Actualization and then retreats and goes fuck you all for making me have a feeling Stuff like that, and I was just describing the experience and they're like this is how Rapsol lives every day and you know what maybe he deserves it and Bush is like that sounds like a lot of projection I know it really does sound like a lot of production okay yeah Rob maybe it's. There was a time in my life where I was unhappy in the building that I was living in.

Starting point is 01:36:49 I felt claustrophobic, but I had to stay there for reasons. I became obsessed with prison shows. I would watch them all the time, the lockups. I was never interested before. Now I was obsessed, and when I'd meet friends, I would talk to them. Do you hear about this prison in Brazil where they blah, blah, blah?

Starting point is 01:37:06 It took a friend to say, you know, ever since you moved into that place you're uncomfortable in, you can't stop talking about prisons. Do you think there's a correction? And I said, go fuck your friend. No, I said, God, you're right. I guess, yeah, I gotta do something about this. And I did something about it,

Starting point is 01:37:24 because I have some degree of self-respect. I didn't just stay got to do something about this and I did something about it because you know I have some degree of self-respect. I didn't just stay there and do a podcast about what an asshole that friend is Actually, not prediction for that project. I mean Adam Bush was I think I think he was like a child actor Like Disney shows or something I why no something. I know from what John told me, I mean, I talked to John today. We didn't talk about Adam Bush, but I could tell you if John told you that it's definitely factual in nature. John has told me in the past that before he started a ball washing surely and Carl,

Starting point is 01:37:59 you know, on this, this fucking ball washing thing. So we do shows together. We we get along we have similar viewpoints on things sometimes We argue about stuff or you it'll like me to something. I didn't know about maybe vice versa happens every once in a while There's no ball washing going on. I don't I don't ever watch Buffy my wife loves it. She thinks you're great It's just trending like cock and work. Yeah Yeah, turn grip. No, it's all washing. Yeah, and just to make something clear Carl and I have a mutual friend. I've been a fan of this show for a long time before I ever got involved and I had my friend reach out to Carl we exchanged info Carl said Oh, my wife knows the show Adam is on this could be great And then we sat there for like six months,

Starting point is 01:38:45 because he's not just gonna throw some random TV guy on his show to talk bullshit. He wanted there to be a reason that would, you know, be exciting to his audience. So it wasn't until I myself just showed up on john show randomly, that cause like, oh, shit, now I got something to talk to this guy about. I don't know anything about TV or this stuff. But this I want to talk about. So we got involved. I don't understand what the problem is with that. I've remained consistent. I'm a fan of the show. I'm not fan of others. I like to watch all of

Starting point is 01:39:19 this stuff. I like to get involved in the chat. I like watching your show, Rob. And I love talking to you when you're honest and open. It's this stuff that's unnecessary. Stupid. Hey, let's watch everything Stuttering John does. And now Rob saw that Adam Bush was That's what she wanted. There was literally this, what was the thing they did him and John where he's just like, can I be the Duke now of the dabble verse and John anointed him the Duke of the devil versus the Rob's just like, I want everyone talking about me. I've been avoiding it because I find it to be a tremendous bore. But Adam actually found an angle that was interesting where you opened up about yourself and we

Starting point is 01:39:55 went, great, let's talk about this. And now he's like, Oh, what are the fuck? These guys are just going to talk about me. You've been inviting us to talk about you for months and we've avoided that. It's the same thing with fucking Zumock. It drives me insane. He's just like poking at you, poking at you, poking at you. Hey hey Carol I'm doing a whole show about you. Hey Carol, hey I know all your friends too and I fucking hate them all and I'm telling them losers. You go hey Chad you're not very good at this. What the fuck? Where did this come from? What did I do? Rob Saul is labeled the devil versus villain

Starting point is 01:40:25 That's what he wants to yes, and then as soon as you go. Oh Rob you got some demons, man You need to work that out fuck you. Why are you talking about me? This is the real these are this is how evil happens. This is how monsters are Created they lash out at everyone and the second it comes to them like oh, oh, oh that is not the same There is a different set of rules and I will do whatever I can and take down Whoever I can say whatever I can think of to resist having to do any self-reflection. Yes Oh, yeah, that's a commonality between these words. I'm begging to come on. Sorry Jake John show Yeah, um, oh

Starting point is 01:41:00 Sorry, Jake. John show. Oh, so this is where he's describing that, I thought to John about Adam Bush and Adam was begging to go on John show. We've been over this, we'll have to go through it again, but Adam reached out to John and patiently waited for- So if you're the new Dabbleverse villain, Rob, wouldn't that make sense that I'm begging

Starting point is 01:41:20 to come on your show? Isn't that what happens? I'm a groupie. Right. Yeah, I did see that nasty me on the Mr. McMahon documentary that. Okay, so that's it. Yeah. All right. So now we're going to talk about the thing that we addressed earlier on in this program. Shuli hiding in his car from centering John Melendez, something that I'm sure

Starting point is 01:41:46 the schooly detractors all believe because they want to. Yeah, is Adam Bush still here? Reverend Billy was an Adam. Tell the truth. Schooly hiding in the car. We already got the video. Didn't we get... we got video of schooly hiding in the car, Adam. Hold on. Where is it? Why be prepared? Take your time. I have a clip of two years ago actually, uh, of, uh, of that a non producers sent me of stuttering, John trashing Joe's wife two years ago. Jeez. Uh,

Starting point is 01:42:21 but I I'm trying to find the clip, uh, the breaking news of surely hiding his car, but I can't because a non producers inbox is his last clip. He sent me, he sent it 85 times in the last three minutes. It's hard to find old clips now. Where is it? Yeah. Oh, here we go. Yes. Adam Bush. We, we, we got him. Hold on. Hold on. We, we, we have it.

Starting point is 01:42:57 We've got raw footage. Here it is. Ladies and gentlemen, surely was hiding in the car as Stevie tomatoes breaking. Footage was found. I was able to get footage from the Stevie tomatoes surveillance. It's going to be good. I don't know if you know this. Um, and here it is. Play the video. Here's the, here's the live. So if you're listening to the show, uh, Rob was wearing the exact same shirt in this video as he is hosting the show. So I guess recorded earlier this day, two years ago.

Starting point is 01:43:29 This is Rob doing his truly impression with the big Junos and everything with a car as his green screen, still sitting at his desk with his computer and everything else. Cars is green screen and he's doing this thing where he's pretending to be hiding Now what I want you to look at here is Rob cracking himself up all that's happening right now is Rob's watching Rob and Rob is laughing hysterically over there on the left watching this and he even starts to mimic himself. It's like when you saw John mouthing the words. I was just gonna say he learned from the best. Yeah Stuttering John would rewatch things from the Howard Stern show where he's calling Gary a big tooth retard whatever he's doing. Sorry

Starting point is 01:44:22 Jake. I guess I'm using that word and John's actually yeah mimicking with a tear in his eye yeah along with their watch Rob's doing the same thing I Just keep getting funny Rob, can I ask you a question? Like Anne Frank? What the fuck does this have to do with me? Yeah, this is rebuttal to me. I got lost there. Yeah, a little bit of a disconnect. He said is that a bush here? Is that a bush in the chat? Okay, make sure he's here. Okay, great. Now watch this. What does that have to do with me, Rob? And explain it to me in a way that is not anti-Semitic. Go. Good luck with that. What does Don always say?

Starting point is 01:45:32 And now you. What does he always say? I'll wait. What say you? I'll wait. Right. I'll wait. He's in the car! He's in the car! Yeah, we got the joke. Boy.

Starting point is 01:45:48 Is that it? No. Yeah, no. He's got to shake off the character and get back to doing all that stuff. All right. All right. All right. So this next video, Rob is pulling out all of the stuff.

Starting point is 01:46:01 And it was you. Adam went on once and then he stabbed a duke in the back! He stabbed a duke in the back! Yeah, don't cross the duke. Cross the duke. I really don't believe this. Stutter and John would try to, try to avoid, uh, truly or car. I heard coral was hiding there to probably his mom, wife.

Starting point is 01:46:33 All right. You boys behave. You stay away from my car. And you know what? You know what, Jonathan, I want to talk to your mother before you and before you and my car on the same room. I think us moms need to talk. bring your mother out here. All right before we have this gathering at stevie tomatoes All right, i'd like to talk to your mother john. So just like uh, considering john. He's also working on his one-man show. That's good Mm-hmm a lot of characters brings Brings his mind listen if our boys are going to be playing together, Stephen. This is how the Bronx Tale started.

Starting point is 01:47:06 The Bronx Tale started. There could be in the future a movie based on my mom wife, considering John's mom having a conversation about us two playing together. Lock the doors. Lock the doors, mom. Tomatoes. I'm going to need them to be nice to my Carl. My Carl's just joshing around.

Starting point is 01:47:24 He's friends with the Anthony Colia. Stuttering John is still talking to Kate Meany. I mean, those tapes are old. I mean, as far as I know, John. All right. Yeah. So that's pretty good stuff. Great bit. Great bit. It's a robber. It's all together. Always be bashing and never be embarrassed. Right. Yeah. And always laugh at yourself. Always crack yourself up. You pointed it out. It's one thing to put this out there to watch it and then be proud of it. You know, I think you can do

Starting point is 01:48:03 a little better Rob. I think there are plenty of low hanging ways to make fun of me. You don't have to go to, uh, you know, histrionics and just crazy voices and Shylock stuff. I think you can not particularly call you gay. That's true. And that hurt a lot. Got you a lot. All right. All right, Rob, let's see what his big comeback is for that video that we put out about him. But yeah, this is what, uh, what radio looks like. What traffic in the background? Like I don't know.

Starting point is 01:48:40 Uh, he's so fucking happy to be back on radio. Oh my God. Hey, remember that time when we was on radio before when it was popular? Member member, Jimmy member. Um, is he talking about Anthony and Jim Norton on WABC this past Sunday night, which was fantastic. Yes, he is. I had a lot of fun listening to that. It was great to hear those two together again. And Iraq was there too. But you know, it was great to hear those two together again. And Iraq was there too, but, you know,

Starting point is 01:49:06 it was great to hear Jim and Anthony back together again. It's really tough, Rob. It's really tough for you to shit on what those people are doing while you're doing this, because if you don't want to be doing that, what is this? Hey, he's building to something here. I don't let's see where he's going. Okay. He's to walk across the street and film it. Yeah, we'd film it. And, and rich Voss would talk to people. We'd have a shopping cart. Remember,

Starting point is 01:49:31 remember that this is radio. Adam Bush says I was not a dabble house. I am still on went whale. Yeah. If I had information on where the shoelace were hiding, I was not at Dabble House. I am still in Wailia. If I had information on where the Shulies were hiding, I would report it. I agree with your funny Stevie tomatoes, but only a child would call someone's parents. I got it. John Carter. Shulies said that. Correct. Yeah. Yes.

Starting point is 01:50:02 Called being a hypocrite. Yes. This is hypocrisy police. That would be us Knock it out the door He's got where do they get this clip on w ATP? No, we don't have to wait that long Even though you take your show down Rob, I can still record it Even though you take your show down Rob. I can still record it This is but don't want people to accuse you of having inappropriate relationships with dogs

Starting point is 01:50:32 Why are you wearing a shirt that says doggy style? In both this and the clip what he it's his version of leaning into it, but then he also gets upset You lean into people go whoa whoa whoa why are you you in my face right? Should be watching like this Rob saw don't even know we got him we got him I wanted to you to address what how he got him or he's just gonna Do this dumb thing where you got got a comeback of any kind Four is yours. Rob, go ahead.

Starting point is 01:51:06 What do we got for us? Let's go ahead. Ah, he's trapped with a wheelchair of his own. Oh, that really stuck with him. I don't think we I think we made the joke about Quad Father, right? The wheelchair prison, because that's what John said to Quad Father.

Starting point is 01:51:22 Yeah, we said that compared to this mental prison that he described, right? Quad doesn't seem that conflicted. He doesn't seem to have mental turmoil. You know, there might be physical limitations, but he seems pretty stable and comfortable. But we pointed that out, and Rob keeps bringing up over and over again, and this really bothered him, obviously.

Starting point is 01:51:42 And when he, you know, I sent you some clips, but if you watch the whole thing, he did this over two shows for a very long time. And he never showed that clip. He didn't want people to see that. And he made references to not even remembering, right? Don't even know what happens, which is a great excuse for your show. Adam, Adam, I mean, you I mean, is this what you think your big break in entertainment is?

Starting point is 01:52:06 He better. He better think that. It's fucking out WATP every Wednesday motherfucker. It's going on Carl's show, snaggletooth Carl getting pounded in the ass by Carl, his mom wife bakes pizza rolls thinking you boys are playing video games. It's okay. So this is, again, this is someone who does not know how to think on his feet or come up with any type of witty banter. He goes right back to the same bit.

Starting point is 01:52:33 He always does about me. This reminds me of when during the Kate mini tapes, Kate brings up Shuli. What do you think Shuli's doing right now? And John goes, I don't know, probably watching his wife put on tons. Because John's thing is like, Shuli's wife is fat. So you're like, that's, that's the only place you can go to. And so with this has nothing to do with me, obviously. But with this, all of a sudden, he's just like, well, Carl's wife is making pizza rolls.

Starting point is 01:53:07 It would sound amazing. I can make my own fucking pizza rolls. I have often privileges in this house. I mean, he can't take a nap electively, but he knows how to eat pizza rolls for God's sake. Let me ask you something, Ram. Why? Why? Why is it always childish parents, like, Carl's expressed, to some degree, having a healthy relationship with his parents, I know I do, they come out to

Starting point is 01:53:30 shows, they support, they know what I do, they're involved, we get along. So this parents humiliating us is not a threat, it doesn't make me feel bad. There's no scenario where my parents are taking away my ability to work or do my job or even hurting my feelings at this point. It happens when you reach adulthood. So why is this all such childhood stuff? I'm talking about very common mental issues. And you're talking about like playground bullying stuff.

Starting point is 01:54:01 Yeah, he really does. Every time he talks about me brings me back into a scenario where I'm 12. And I'm hiding from my parents and doing devious things and asking for pizza rolls. It's like I haven't lived a life like that in many decades. I'm a grown adult that can do whatever the fuck he wants. Well, again, steal from the best. Stuttering John was his mentor and John threatens people with things he's afraid of. Yes. And the same thing's happening. Yeah. It's going to make from the best. Stuttering John was his mentor and John threatens people with things he's afraid of. Yes. And the same thing's happening. Yeah. It's going to make fun of things that he doesn't want to be made fun of.

Starting point is 01:54:32 Doing some Tom foolery. It's not. You do a show that asks for chats so you can answer them. Why is this so crazy? I thought there's freedom of speech. It wasn't offensive. What's the problem? I asked a question and you answered it.

Starting point is 01:54:55 What did you think was gonna happen when you started this show? What else is it supposed to be about? Yeah, he doesn't have a show format. So he's doing the laziest thing anyone can do can do reading the chat and he wants to be the villain He's got it written right there on the screen devil verse villain. Someone goes in and goes hey Rob Seems like you got some mental issues. You might have some problems. Fuck you Why is this happening right now? What are you talking about?

Starting point is 01:55:20 What do you think was gonna happen? About what you think was gonna happen Doing this for a really long time and I've been playing almost exclusively like evil characters since I was a kid and I'm Fascinated by it and I keep bringing up the similarities I see and I think the reason I found a niche in playing bad guys is because I find a way if not to sympathize just to relate somehow to the circumstances or whatever the situation is. I find it fascinating and extremely revealing by a lot of these people, which is why I can't look away because it's not just happening. You're broadcasting it for us to see, which to me, it's just amazing. That's why I love it. What do you like about it, Rob?

Starting point is 01:56:02 Yeah, you're not a guest on a show that sandbagged you. You showed up for this. This was your idea every single day to do this. And then you're upset when this happens, which is inevitable. It's the only way it could happen. And why are you asking me to answer for what where Shulie was hiding? What is that? I wasn't there, Rob. I wasn't there. I got a text from my buddy Anthony, as Rob calls him. Anthony Cooley just texted me, he said, watching Rob is like watching someone having an authentic nervous breakdown. He's incoherent and way overactive. Yeah. The incoherent is

Starting point is 01:56:39 so spot on, he doesn't even know what he's saying. Like you were saying before, he's talking about Adam and then he's talking about Shulie. You're like, well, what does that have to do with me? I thought you were talking about me, but now Shulie's in a car hiding from John. Are you all right, man? You want to take a beat? You need a minute? Cool guy, Shulie. You know about cool Shulie, did you? I'm sure he settles down. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got to shoot some new photos for the surely network

Starting point is 01:57:13 press photos for the diddle out. When did you get the ball cap? You know what this reminds me of I saw limb biscuit over the summertime because Cory Feldman Zero go with okay because Cory Feldman was opening for him otherwise I would have been a little biscuit content, but they played break stuff first and last Yes, like there's certain bands. They have to play their hit song multiple times During the show this guy just out of nowhere just like I'm gonna grab my judo's and make fun of Julie now Okay, he's doing it again. Yeah, why not?

Starting point is 01:57:55 Does he think this hurts me I Don't know. I think this I can't ask him any more questions because of what he did to shoot Ask him any more questions because of what he did to shoot. I have no idea. I don't know what he thinks he's doing. You can't hear you. The June nose is on. It's really is like a mental breakdown. What's that?

Starting point is 01:58:14 What'd you say? Where'd you get the ball cap? The ball cap? Yeah, there's a ball cap, right? I thought you said the ball. I do have a bald cap for sure. Please show us that. Whoopi cushion.

Starting point is 01:58:30 This is going to get so much funnier. This is the actual slide whistle. Hold on. But we do that. Christ. You would think it's a commercial break in SNL right now. All right. Quick, quick. Let's go. We got skit seven coming up. Nope. Nope. There you go. Oh, is that a good buddy? Adam Bush in the chat room.

Starting point is 01:59:03 Julie was on the show. I didn't have the what the Only John thinks that's funny. We don't laugh at the that's John's thing. We don't like that You need a backpack dude Yeah, I did have the shoe is the only guy owns a backpack. That's really true. That's a good point. That would complete this. Pack for the surely car bit earlier, I did bring a backpack out. Good stuff. That's nothing to do with us. Fuck yeah. I know one guy who would love rams. I would have smugged faggot that Adam Bush is. And what was that, Rom? I'll tell you that.

Starting point is 01:59:49 Just a couple, just a couple of come just a couple of cum loving, I mean, fun loving fags. Holy shit, these insults are getting worse and worse. Rob, you're terrible at this, man. This is really bad. Talk about fags. Where's the final boss tonight? It's Aaron Imhold-Webel. Oh, you don't like me? You're gay.

Starting point is 02:00:18 You're so gay. Oh shit. Fuck. Destroyed. You got me. Damn. He's saying saying someone call in Call in they're trying to help you Rob. Yes, they want you to stop. Yeah, it's not going well language Yeah You want to that's the thing to the fact that his liquor tastes like peanut butter I mean there's jokes that I didn't even go for cuz they're so low-hanging

Starting point is 02:00:47 But fuck man what grow to doubt has 99 anything in their house Put on a peanut butter it's the kind of thing someone brings to the party and Gets left there for 12 years, and then you finally throw it out. Well, you know who brings it to the party a pedophile Trying to get a 14 year old girl drunk if She bring that shit. How's that work? Right. Yeah, I called him I asked what keeps you up at night Rob and he called me a faggot Yeah, what does that say I've taken some improv classes and there's none that Fag and.

Starting point is 02:01:27 All right. Do you want to talk about Quadfather? The clip you sent me over of Quad? Yeah, he's reviewing Dabble House. OK, and I he's not a fan. It seems not not into it, but he seems open to suggestion. I feel like if you were to hit him with another point of view, he would be willing to hear it.

Starting point is 02:01:50 And clearly that's more than we can say about our friend Rob and a lot of these people. Yeah. Indeed, all right. Moving along, folks, we'll jump right into Dabble, diddle, diddle house, is it? Diddling house? Diddy house. Dabble house it diddle diddle house. Is it diddling house? Dabble house dabble house content

Starting point is 02:02:11 Freaking Frank it's not hearing aids either Aaron and the whole derangement syndrome. Yeah, that's what I've got exactly. That's what it stands for syndrome. Yeah, that's what I've got. Exactly. That's what it stands for. Exactly. All right. Hey, let's go ahead. Adam Bush is on there. Check that out, man. We got a celebrity, an actual celebrity. Let's hear it. Shulie's there too. Oh, I see. Okay. We got, what do we got? We may have some breaking news. Oh wow. Oh yeah. So this was essentially,

Starting point is 02:02:44 I can't confirm, but they said to give it to you anyway. I thought I was listening to Robin get right there. There is a, I guess we would call this a, uh, statement from the Duke. Oh my goodness. I thought it was out of the death of her. Sorry. Let's see what he's got here. Yeah. Okay. I have a statement I'd like to make. I thought he was out of the deadpool first. Alright, let's see what he's got here. Oh my god. Okay.

Starting point is 02:03:08 I have a statement I'd like to make. You're gonna have to read it because I can't. I can confirm that I was at Stevie Tomatoes in beautiful Cape Coral, Florida from 5pm until around 7.45pm. So right now what we're doing is we're just watching BYB, I would imagine. This is a quad fighter, the host of BYB, I would imagine this is a quad fire the host of BYB watching point devil point from Friday before we went behind the paywall. Right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because he's commenting about as much as Kevin Brennan once I'm like, okay, we're gonna do that. And his retorts consist of

Starting point is 02:03:41 Okay. Unfortunately, I had to cut the evening short to appear on the well-regarded Steve Travely show on New Jersey 101.5 What I promoted by upcoming appearance at Schiller's con April 25th through the 27th at the Hilton in Parsippany and My May 3rd gig at the stress factory. I mean outside of the stress factory in New Brunswick Now I don't expect the shit wear andaring silent mic to understand any of this. Radio interviews, promo spots, real gigs. That kind of professional. Oh, that's like a Schiller con is a real gig?

Starting point is 02:04:13 In this guy's mind? Don't be mad because you're not booked to chill at Hong Kong. Good point, good point. Dude, how happy are we that Virgil is dead now? John could be the new lonely Virgil. It's gonna be incredible. That kind of professional achievement is well outside their skillset,

Starting point is 02:04:27 talent level and pay grade. Please let my track record speak for itself. I don't run from conflict. I run towards it. That's accurate. Yeah. That's not bluster. It's fact with video evidence. I've gone toe to toe with AJ Benza. I've confronted Ralph Sarella, RIP. Holy shit. I stepped into the rig with crazy crazy cavy another our IP most recently I He's tough against fatty Patty and the bastard of puppets Rocco burrow

Starting point is 02:04:55 The shit will air coward from a munchkin named the bagel boss, but suddenly he's the brave one bastard of puppets Is that a new one? He's guys coming with all these new nicknames now He didn't write a word of puppets. Is that a new one? He's got he's coming up with all these new nicknames now Write a word of this shit. He didn't write This real so the idea that I duck out like I don't understand so Carl just said none of it makes any sense involved like no actually every single word of it actually makes sense to me Can I explain myself? Please when I said that doesn't make sense. Bastard of puppets. Okay, I understand the word bastard is close to master. But I don't know why toque would

Starting point is 02:05:32 be the bastard of puppets. I understand why someone would say that. But I don't think it's a good nickname. I don't think it makes sense. Well, he was going for a joke. And then he realized master sounds too positive. So we had to go with sense. Well, he was going for a joke and then he realized master sounds too positive. So we had to go with bastard and then he lost the threat. Okay. That's what I thought. So that that's literally why I said that now these two are going to pontificate on what I was talking about when I go, that doesn't make sense. Roachy, what say you like obviously, right? I mean, you say what you want, dude.

Starting point is 02:06:01 He does have more of a storied career and he has confronted people like The only part that he fucked up on was rocko burrow part other than that I would agree with everything he said up to that point, correct Yeah, you're not wrong, but I think what carl was trying to say there and again at the risk of being a cold ball washer, too Um, I think what carl's realized is oh nobody in our audience is going to believe that Stutter and John sent you this note, right? Because that would indicate or allude to the fact that you and somebody in that camp is talking to John on a regular basis.

Starting point is 02:06:39 Let's be honest, Quad, if John knew Shuley was in that car park, right? I was fought with this after calling Shuley out for not fighting John. Why didn't John go and confront Shuley and go live? Because we saw John go live when he went to Brennan's apartment, right? Right. We saw John, well, he didn't go live when he went to Brennan's apartment, right? Right. Sure, John, well, he didn't go live

Starting point is 02:07:07 when he went to Mountain's place. He just released a video, right? But it's making me wonder whether this is a bit of a Shuli work, Quod. Why would it be a Shuli work? Yeah, but he doesn't say that he knew he was out in the parking lot. No, no, I'm saying in my mind, I'm thinking if surely was in the car park, right? And I'm giving surely shit for not going and confronting John, then why didn't John confront

Starting point is 02:07:37 surely in the car park then? Because if he left, he would have seen surely in a car, right? I imagine. Maybe it's hard to say. I'm just thinking out loud. This one, but plus, I mean, um, I'm not in, yeah. Um, you know, I'm not a stuttering John ball washer. That's, that's probably the most apparent thing here. But the fact that, um, brilliant analysis guys, I am not a curl ball washer. Well, you know,

Starting point is 02:08:00 I'm not a story. John ball washer. Good stuff, guys. I'm learning a lot from this. What is going on right now? All I know is that I went to see me tomatoes. I got there early because we saw that John was there. John had already left before we got there. And all these people have made up all these stories about hiding in cars and not confronting and not and John should have confronted this should have happened. That should have happened. You see these politicians on these talk shows and they have a line that they have to tote and they stick to it. And this person asked the British gentleman asked the question I was asking earlier. So if Shulie was in the parking lot, why didn't John walk over and confront them?

Starting point is 02:08:35 Right. And Quaid thought about it. He received it. He took a long pause of silence. And then he started hemming and hawing. And then he said he's not a Carl Ball washer. He's starting John Ball washer. Starting John Ball washer, and then he just kind of moved on.

Starting point is 02:08:50 I don't understand. Answer the question. If you're fair on all sides, just answer the question. It's a very honest question. That's the reason why some shows are not as popular as others. It's crazy. It gets over 100 every episode. And I'm genuinely interested in a Dabbleverse week wrap up.

Starting point is 02:09:04 I would love that. And I kind of tune in every week. And I'm like genuinely interested in a dabble verse week wrap up. I would love that. And I kind of tune in every week and it's it's tough. I want it to be good. But it's it's really tough. And it feels like I'm watching propaganda. I'm sure it feels like I'm sure Clearwater channel do a great job on the be dabbled live when he does his dabble verse wrap up. That actually, you know, really reminded me of where the way Stern knew just how to use those people There was something about the choices Chad made and what he thought was the news of the week. That was so hilarious I forgot what he said about W ATP, but there was like one comment. Maybe it's about Rob Saw or someone comment We made I was like, oh that that's news. I thought it was the news of the week? That was hilarious. I forgot what he said about WTP, but there was like one comment

Starting point is 02:09:45 Maybe it's about Rob saw or someone one comment we made I was like, oh that's news But yeah, I love it can't imagine he was in a rush to leave though because he had to go I bet yeah I guess it only takes two seconds to go over to surely and be like yeah You'll fuck and pussy and walk off so I guess there's somewhat of a bad excuse it'll be interesting that he was in a rush to go to his radio interview and didn't want to start like a whole scene uh but yeah I I get your point for sure yeah you could have definitely seen what time this live stream was and when Cardiff's tweet was

Starting point is 02:10:22 sent out and when that video you played earlier, wherever that come out before this too, because there's some information in there that seems very coincidental. Now this letter come out before the card of tweets, I would say fair enough, more likely that that might be stuttering John. And as surely said, Stunt, John didn't write it. He got somebody else to write for him. Maybe. Yeah. And whatever. Obviously I didn't go looking at track down times did compare them or whatever. Yeah. Well I do that. Just

Starting point is 02:10:55 accuse people. Yeah. Yeah. How stupid was it for us to do dabble house? Meanwhile, all we do is go to a bar and there's all these shows talking about it. John's calling into Brennan to talk about it. Wow, we're such idiots for doing something like that. And good on his co-host. He laid out the timeline. He asked the real questions. He presented it to his host. And his host was looking at him like, can you shut the fuck up?

Starting point is 02:11:20 Quads didn't have a lot of answers. We're going to be hanging out with Quadfather. I believe in hack-a-many. I think he's coming to that. Outstanding. I can't want to answer. We're going to be hanging out with Quad Father. I believe in Hackamania. I think he's coming to that outstanding. I can't wait to meet him. We can ask him questions. You know, else is going to be there as one Cardiff electric. What's up, Cardiff? Hello. Hello. And for the record, Roche, the tweet went out for the letter was read. This whole timeline is so ridiculous.

Starting point is 02:11:43 Someone has all the pieces together Carl I don't know what we're gonna prove and what we're gonna learn from any of this but Cardiff I have an opi segment coming up. I know you guys were talking opi last night on toki soup All positive Okay, well we can keep it positive today as well because a pro opi segment. He's on a winning streak Yeah, yeah, you got a good dig at Anthony. We're going to cover that. We're going to cover people covering that. There's a lot to cover. Can I ask you Cardiff, what happened to when you were going to appear on his show?

Starting point is 02:12:13 Yeah. What happened to that? You're still in talks, right? We're still in talks. We're in talks for this Friday. Again, he did apologize for not responding to me. He acknowledged that on the show and that was it. I don't like it when he's big timing you, Cardiff. You're the talent on that show. He likes to hear me beg, Carl. You know what? It's very famous that Opie, when comics would come into Opie and Anthony, he could bring them into the studio anytime he'd make them sit outside for an hour and wait to

Starting point is 02:12:41 come on. He's doing that to Cardiff now. He's wielding that same power to the potato. I wield the same jokes. So, I mean, really you're no different than Colin Quinn or Rich Voss in my opinion. So proud. Joe Rogan's Rich Voss? That's the one. Yeah. Congrats, Rich Voss for being on Joe Rogan Experience. All right. Let's do it. Let's get into it. I'm the man, I'm the man. I'm the man, I'm the man. I'm the man, I'm the man.

Starting point is 02:13:12 I'm the man, I'm the man. Bah bah bah bah bah bah. So as I mentioned, Sunday night, it was the triumphant return of Anthony and Jim Norton to the New York City Airwaves on ABC. And Monday morning, I go to Opie's channel, I'm like, you know Opie's gonna address this. The two former co-hosts, E-Rock was there too,

Starting point is 02:13:44 just did a show together, reminiscing about the old days at Opie and Anthony and the conversation arranged quite a bit. It was very interesting for Opie and Anthony fans, but even listeners to AM Talk and Political Talk Radio. And so I thought, what's Opie gonna say about this? So I look at his stream. The stream is entitled Rory's Tri, slimy carrots and dog crap burgers.

Starting point is 02:14:10 Way to get people what they want. Oh, this is why you're killing it right now. How many people went to go see like if Opie would react to respond to this or something and just nothing. Go figure. So Anthony put out a video on the flight back home from New York. He's in first class and there is a crying baby and so he puts out a video showing where it's like, hey, look at me, I'm sitting in first class and this is annoying AF for everyone to enjoy. And Opie jumped on on this he couldn't wait to make a little video making fun of Anthony for it

Starting point is 02:14:55 well an obvious downside to dating young So that's the video that Opie put out where you see Anthony making the faces about the crying baby. Opie does the downside to dating young and then kissy faces for summary. Do you understand the kissy face thing, Kurtis? Yeah, you do that with a baby. I guess. I don't know. All right. See, Opie won this when it was when this was just a tweet. Well, that's that's not gonna say is that here's the tweet, where Anthony tweeted this video out and Opie quote

Starting point is 02:15:39 retweeted it and said one of the downsides of dating young and everyone's just like, great Opie and you can read the comments I've got a destroyers back right now That was a drop the mic moment. Yep, and he had a drop the mic video with the exact same joke The exact same joke it made a video of it too. Oh, sir What's he doing? Why why Why are you about to do that? And then Kevin Brennan watched Opie's video and let's get Kevin Brennan's hot take on it because if I know one thing about Kevin, he excels at reaction videos. He's really

Starting point is 02:16:16 good at it. Well, an obvious downside to dating young. Omiya looks old and ugly at this angle. Genius. Is the worst at this angle. Genius. Kevin is the worst at this. It's like, do you want to talk about what OP just said and what this means for the relationship and going forward the back and forth they've been having especially the last couple of months? What kind of plane is this? Delta.

Starting point is 02:17:00 I like Delta. I'm a frequent flyer. What the fuck? He's terrible. So this is Anthony's response. Anthony went on his show and responded to the officers hilarious joke. And so I posted that on X and then and then Opie commented on it said, well, that's what happens when you date younger girls, something to that, that's what happens when you date younger girls,

Starting point is 02:17:25 something to that. Maybe you should date older girls, whatever it was. But it's a good joke. It's funny. I'll give them that. It's relevant, kind of funny. So it's fitting. Jimmy was making those same jokes Sunday night on the show and you know I'm not

Starting point is 02:17:46 against a little self-deprecating or someone else deprecating humor but I was very surprised I'm like yeah that's not bad that ain't too shabby good one one thumb up for the for the opster. I think I wanted the Opie column. Literally showing you and we talk about this all the time the guys who hate that we talk about him we're literally giving them advice all the time. Anthony is demonstrating how to handle something like this. Opie makes a joke and you know it's a ridiculous joke because a baby would be literally younger than what Anthony's into. Anthony was nice enough to demonstrate how to do a walking around Manhattan video.

Starting point is 02:18:28 Oh, that was hilarious. But so Anthony was great because he actually had real facts. Oh, stop. Absolutely informative with it. But he was in front of the camera. Yeah, amazing. Very funny. And you know, and Opie wouldn't come out and just go, that was pretty good. I do the same kind of thing in the way Anthony, they wasn't doing an impression of Opie. He was just doing his version of what that would look like. But Opie would never give credit. Anthony's showing

Starting point is 02:18:52 right now, like look at how easy this is to just absorb a thing that you know is a joke that other people have found humor in. Like that video that he put out got tens of thousands of views on it. It's hilarious. Because it's not really real content content it's just making fun of what Opie does and so here's here's how you handle this sort of thing Opie will never learn, he'll never understand this or maybe he will maybe Cardiff will help him out yeah Cardiff can be the savior help me help you Opie yes so as know, Opie has gotten a lot of criticism for the way he runs his show. Doesn't seem to have any kind of format. And it was

Starting point is 02:19:34 interesting. We played a clip from the old Opie and Anthony show where he predicted that Anthony would someday be a political talk show host. And he goes, and I'll go back to spitting records. And we went, well well one of those things came true. Well, we decided on the recent live stream here to like hey, I'm going to show off. I'm pretty good at spitting records. I'm going to go back to to that. That's how he starts his show. Boom boom boom. Good morning everybody. Welcome to my live stream. Uh we're going to get some things going with a

Starting point is 02:20:03 little song from the opiate Anthony show starting out a little differently today. Remember the band train? Well, they came in and they performed ramble on by led zeppelin. And I think this is a perfect way to start today's live stream. Check it out. All right. All right. All right. All right. Leaves are falling all around. So he literally just left this video play while you're still looking at

Starting point is 02:20:34 Opie watching it over to the side. So he's trying out this new format. It's like, oh, spin some tracks throughout the morning show. Get people excited about that. Every morning, DJ loves to be told they have to play music during the show. Hey, you guys are talking too much. We got, we got to get at least three or four songs in every hour. So I hope he's fulfilling that wish from this mystery PD, which is good. And then later on in the show,

Starting point is 02:20:58 but Carl, why, if you have the entire library of every recorded piece of music ever, is it just the clip from the open Anthony show? Like if he wants to play music, play anything. Why play something you were already? I'm just glad it wasn't a mustard card. If it's just a coincidence, I'm just glad I'm sure it'll happen. But you know, this is somebody sent this to him.

Starting point is 02:21:23 He found it or something. I'm just going to start playing mustard singing. I'm a creep. Oh, God. Hope we can Howard Stern have a famous relationship with the lead singer of train. That's true. One of his guys. He's always on that's true. Opie was a tastemaker. Why isn't he allowed to listen to a reference anything past the 90s?

Starting point is 02:21:49 It's a good point. Why can't you find a new band? Well, I'm glad you said that because There's a super chatter who brings up another bit even better than train that he should be checking out Detroit dabbler the isotopes are better than train check them out. I don't know who the isotopes are Detroit Dabbler do I know who they are? Are you like is this a troll. I don't know who the isotopes are. Detroit Dabbler. Do I know who they are? Are you like, is this a troll? I don't know. I don't know what you're doing, but thanks for the $1.99. Okay. All right. I thought I was going to end it with your blocks anyways. You saw it's instincts kick in. It's like the isotopes. Oh, wait a second. Is this one of those things that I should know, but I't know and people are gonna laugh at me?

Starting point is 02:22:26 I think he's like this with everything in his life. Yeah. I think he orders food and they call back to double check the order. He's like, hold on. Yeah. Where are you from? Do you know what a dabbler is? I think. Yeah, this is a lifestyle for him. He's very, I think in Detroit dabbler. Appreciate the the isotopes mentioned on there, but you brought up blocking. There's so much blocking out this episode. This is just one live stream and he can't help himself. Uh, I got blocked. LOL.

Starting point is 02:22:55 Oh, and you're this guy too? Yeah. Let me block this account too. Goodbye. There's a, there's a, there's a guy. They just trolls. He just like, he, he, he watches everybody that's attempting to do something with their live streams. Like I believe it or not, I'm attempting to do

Starting point is 02:23:10 something with my live streams. And then this loser then like finds the one minute, the 30 seconds that sucks and clips it. And that's his whole YouTube channel. So he made the mistake. I blocked them. And then he made the mistake to pop back in with his alt account. So I blocked that too. Now you're winning. Yeah, you got it. That was your fatal mistake, buddy. Yeah, I believe he's talking about style at 19. Who else could he be talking about? I guess I don't know all the clip shows but. John says the same thing. He says, you know, they just picked the one and a half minutes of dead time during my three hour stream. And they use that as an example of

Starting point is 02:23:46 what I'm doing. They know that's not true, right? I don't know if they do. Because Opie says this over and over again, anyone could jocktober anything. And we could find one embarrassing moment and make fun of it. But Opie's being disingenuous therapy does believe that because the way jocktober worked, and we've kind of kept the same formula is that Sam Roberts would listen to the most recent episode of the radio show and they'd go yeah so yesterday this is what their morning show was and the fugitive would show up and they'll lose their

Starting point is 02:24:14 fucking minds like holy shit but that was the fun part about it it's not like he was sifting through every episode to find that one part he'd pull one episode and pull a bunch of clips from it and like that's what i'm doing right now with Opie. This is his most recent live stream. And we're on imagine if it was, can you imagine if it was that focused? Right. Real shit.

Starting point is 02:24:32 Yeah, if he was doing the Anthony wrap up show every Monday morning, I think everyone that tunes into W ABC would want to see it, I think Kumiya would start talking about it and responding to it. And he would be relevant and involved in this thing. And he knows he can't do it. And he would be relevant and involved in this thing. And he knows he can't do it. And that's that's the funny part is he says he'd be the best at it. And he knows he can't do it, which is why he doesn't. And that's why he has to go on and

Starting point is 02:24:56 block people like unique who shows up in his chat quite a bit. Anyway, I'm Kyle, I will, you know what, let's just get rid of him. Let's, yeah, let's just block user. Goodbye, Kyle, I don't need you. Yeah, I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not purposely I'm not. I'm not doing the ONA stuff that much. If you're here to do ONA stuff, you're gonna be very, very disappointed. Okay. Yeah, well, really? That is disappointing.

Starting point is 02:25:25 I was hoping we'd see some ONA train performances and you satisfied me. He did. Yeah, he did open with Opie and Anthony right there and then goes, what are we talking about, Opie and Anthony? Yeah, you started it, honestly. So this is always a good site. You know, someone's on the right track when they're blocking everyone who's in the chat and it continues later out of the show. Holy crap. You're clueless

Starting point is 02:25:49 about politics. Okay. Oh, you're the guy that you know, let's just get rid of you. No, I'm not clueless about politics. You're clueless about politics and I'll tell you why I'll tell you why I'll tell you why this guy right here before I I blocked him. I'll tell you why you're clueless. You think I'm bad at arguing. I think you're bad at arguing. It's a block party weekend For real two for Tuesday If you don't agree with somebody's political take the one thing you say is they're clueless about politics

Starting point is 02:26:22 That's what makes America great for real They're clueless about politics. That's what makes America great for real. OK, what makes America great for real is the pushback. It's the pushback. And whether your side is in charge or not in charge, what makes America great and what makes American politics great is the pushback. He got this from Brother Weas.

Starting point is 02:26:44 He does no idea what he's talking about. So the word politics doesn't mean either liberal or conservative. When someone says you're clueless about politics, they mean you don't understand the issues, you don't know the players, you couldn't understand why some people would want this and other people would want that,

Starting point is 02:27:02 and you can't articulate any of those things. That's what being clueless about politics is. But Opie is clueless about politics, so he just goes, oh, because you like Trump? Oh, you think I'm clueless because you like Trump and everything Trump does? No, it's because we've heard the words that come out of your mouth.

Starting point is 02:27:18 Yes, it's because we know you're clueless about politics. And every time you try to discuss the subject matter, you prove that. He was just blocking the previous people that said things he didn't like. He said he's gonna block this person as soon as the chat came up. And then he summed it all up by saying he loves this pushback and it's what makes America great. Okay,

Starting point is 02:27:40 and that's not true. The pushback is what makes doggy style great. See what you did there The Rob Saul segment was earlier in the show. I didn't mean that I died I put together in normal women is what I meant Yeah, yeah I put an entire package together of Rob Saul responding to us from earlier in the week that became irrelevant because he started talking about us last night so we just scrapped that and went with this yeah didn't think twice about it can you imagine doing that kind of

Starting point is 02:28:12 preparation you wouldn't have to answer all these offensive questions you might notice I've not blocked anyone during the show I'm sure there's ass hats like VTL sock accounts that are in the chat or were in the chat but because because I have a show prepped and because I'm not paying attention to the chat, I don't know that it's happening and it's not bothering the show or fucking with the flow in any way. And just let me just say this last thing about OP's understanding of what politics is and clueless about politics is the same as stuttering John, where John is clueless about politics. He doesn't know anything that's going on. He only regurgitates what he hears the people he agrees with or thinks he agrees with say.

Starting point is 02:28:50 And so he would think the same way like, oh, you think I'm clueless? Oh, you must be a Trump supporter. Like, no, even the things I agree with you, I don't think you understand why they're good or why you like them. I want to take my my political advice from someone who doesn't think gerrymandering is a person. Can we book this gerrymandering please? He's up to no good. Speaking of which, speaking of politics, I should say, I will be on the blaze network, I'm going to go on a normal world with Dave Landau on the May 27th, Tuesday after Memorial

Starting point is 02:29:26 Day and then on May 28th, I'll be on prime time with Alex Stein. So I'm very excited about that traveling to Dallas to see those folks and check out Glenn Beck's facilities down there in Texas. Should be a lot of fun. See the all in the family chair. Oh, that's right. He's got a crazy collection. He's got a whole yeah He's got a whole insane collection. You gotta check that out. I will definitely check that out

Starting point is 02:29:51 All right. This is a fun one because Greg just gets distracted by the chat And then he realizes he shouldn't be engaging with them dude guy. Good morning, dude guy. Good morning, John 3000 a show Greg you saw I have no idea what that means John yeah what are you trying to say John John what he thought it doesn't matter what you're trying to say you see how he figured it out yeah what do you mean by that I don't know I don't know that I don't care yeah it's amazing process I suck what are you trying to say? Also now that Anthony is syndicated over 20 markets, it's I think much more than

Starting point is 02:30:35 3000 a show but still very funny point It doesn't seem like opi does a lot of stuff the fact that his wife sends it out for envelopes She doesn't need them she doesn't she's like it can you go to the out for envelopes. What do you need them for? She doesn't need them. She doesn't she like it. Can you go to the store get envelopes? She's trying to find something that'd be hard to find. Left handed monkey wrench. To go to a couple different places. Do you think they've kept Amazon hidden from him all these years? So he thinks that's anything they need he has to go out and get and find

Starting point is 02:31:04 it's like how you lock down porn sites For the kids they have to lock down Amazon and eBay. There's a reason they didn't let him into Costco with them. I agree I agreed back then All right. I'm sorry to come around of this theory Making some sense, but we always wonder like what does Opie do because he does these streams in the morning He does get hard. It's like on Tuesdays and sometimes Wednesdays. Walks around the streets a little bit.

Starting point is 02:31:30 So now we're gonna find out what a crazy week is for the Ulpster. I can't wait. I got a busy week too. I got a fly in a couple days. I'm going to my nephew's wedding. You know, he's getting married the day before Easter. So this week is very, very hectic. I got kids that are still into the Easter thing.

Starting point is 02:31:51 So we're running around trying to get Easter ready. Then, uh, we fly, uh, to do a wedding. And then, uh, then I'm on a red eye. I'm on a red eye Sunday morning first thing. So I could, uh, you know, celebrate Easter with the family. So it's it's it's it's It's a crazy week to say the least that was two things you mentioned two things that haven't happened yet Yep, one of them you said many times. It's still just a flight I would call my grandmother and Queens who lived alone in her 80s and ask her how her week was and it was the same Response it was the same response. It was like, well, there's this one thing coming up and that's kind of taking up all of my time because I'm 80 and retired. Opie having a flight in a couple days is not a busy week.

Starting point is 02:32:34 I flew back home yesterday. I haven't brought it up yet. It's her bonus show. Yeah, pretty exciting stuff. The fact that he's got Easter on Sunday and a wedding to go to. And he has to take a red eye this week is good. Well, I don't think you understand the red eye means because he said he said first thing Sunday morning Sunday morning. That's not what a red eye is. A red eye is overnight. But he's got to get up early and then get up but he gets up early

Starting point is 02:32:57 every day. So what's the difference? He's going to be at the airport before they open. So let's be outside knocking on the door. And the red eye is actually a terrible flight in New York City because it's late at night and you don't have to deal with the traffic and it's just a little easier. But that's not what he's doing. He's going to get up Sunday morning. First thing because they care about Easter because Easter is so important.

Starting point is 02:33:21 And this is such as adult children. Yeah, this is such a busy week. We doesn't have adult children. They're still in school. And he does talk about that a little bit why this is important. But trying to get Easter ready. I think I saw Melton pulled this clip and I also have to jump on him for this one. But that's that's it. We're in it.

Starting point is 02:33:40 As I like to say, we're in it to win it. We're getting we're trying to get Easter ready. And then it's then it's a wedding. I had two weddings this year. When you get older, you kind of age out of going to weddings in general. You get a nice gap. Remember when you were going to a wedding every weekend?

Starting point is 02:34:01 Your whole summer was one wedding after another. And then you get like a reprieve, a reprise. Let's call it for like a good 10, 15 years. There, there have been no weddings. And now I like that he goes, uh, reprises. That's not the word. That's French. Over a reprise. Let's call it. Why don't we just call it the actual word of a breeze. Let's air it out with a breeze for a moment. What a maroon. Yeah, it's not great. He doesn't need the red eye. He needs the black mouth. This is again, the opster is looking for content. So he's

Starting point is 02:34:41 trying to stretch out this guys. We're more used to go to weddings every weekend. And now I got out this. Guys remember we used to go to weddings every weekend and now I gotta fly. I gotta travel to an airport and go through security and then get on an airplane. Like yeah yeah yeah we know we all do all of these things all of the time and it's amazing that we're all pulling it off without bitching about it on our shows because. Think of the content we're gonna get. Well the bitching on the later out of the show. Hey, I got an idea. Let's get married Easter weekend. That shouldn't inconvenience anyone. Well, it's, um, yeah, it's a bit problematic. I'm not going to lie to you, um, because, uh, it's one of these weddings where you've got to, um, you got to fly to, you know, because everyone was from up here and now, uh, you know,

Starting point is 02:35:27 my nephew lives down there. So now we all got to fly there. And, uh, yeah, there's, there's a lot of people that, uh, aren't going to make the wedding cause it is Easter, you know, cause everybody has kids. It's tough. We decided because, um, I mean it was a tough decision, but we decided that I would, I would go down and represent. My wife would stay here, make sure Easter's good. I'm going to roll in Easter morning.

Starting point is 02:35:50 Tired as all hell because the wedding is Saturday. I'm glad you picked up on that. It started with the, I don't know, we're going to be able to juggle all this. We got a wedding, we got Easter coming up on Sunday. And then you find out the wife's got it. The wife's going to take care of Easter. She told me to pick up some stamps on the way home. then you find out the wife's got it. The wife's going to take care of Easter. She told me to pick up some stamps on the way home.

Starting point is 02:36:14 She's got to buy a Cadbury egg and some peeps and put it in a basket, color a hard boiled egg. Nothing more stressful than flying by yourself. I know like all of this sounds perfect. You get to go to the wedding by yourself and hang out with your family She's home taking care of the Easter the kids and getting that all prepped like what are we what are we complaining about? The only thing that seems to be consistent is they do not want to spend any time with him. Yeah Yeah, they're like, oh, you know, it'd be great It's if you went to that wedding and left a couple days early because that's the last time you were in Florida. Are you sure?

Starting point is 02:36:46 left a couple days early. Because that's the last time you were in Florida. Are you sure? But he catches himself here because he realizes that it sounds like he's bitching about a wedding he's about to go to on the internet, which could be frowned upon. I'm sure the only reason he even caught that it was, you know, being negative is because the chatter started to mimic his kind of put upon sentiment is, hey, now you calm down. Let's be nice about this. It's my nephew. Okay, we didn't need to know it was your nephew. You hadn't mentioned that before. Now you're letting us know that great. But Adam, don't you think there's going to be at least a person at this wedding who watches this and sees that he's bitching up a storm about it? Not one. Oh, okay.

Starting point is 02:37:25 I would think a family member might, but maybe not. So this is where he checks himself. And then the other problem with this Vincent, by the way, that makes it very problematic. It's a wedding that's a day before Easter. I'm not bitching by the way. This is what people do all the time. I got married really close to Thanksgiving.

Starting point is 02:37:41 I don't have a leg to stand on. Oh, well there you go. Oh, B I wish his nephew would chat. Go fuck yourself. I'll go. Hey, don't bother coming. Yeah. You're off the hook. Yeah. Is Easter that big? I don't know. Maybe it is. He was talking. I don't think I pulled the club. He's talking about the kids are getting older. This is going to the last holiday where the kids care about the holiday

Starting point is 02:38:06 How can you gauge that? Exactly, and he's not gonna be there for the holiday, right? He's gonna be away at this. He'll be back in time He's taking that early morning, right? I okay to be back for the Easter festivities So you saw him block unique Kyle when he was asking questions about Anthony or opening Anthony or something. So we're not talking about that. So the question I always ask is, okay, then what are we talking about? And here's the answer. Richie, rich, who the man, who the man, who the man,

Starting point is 02:38:37 who the man, who the man, who the man, who the man, who the man, who the man, who the man, who the man, who the man today is it, Who da man, man, who da man today? Is it Kate Beckerts, or however you say her name? She was the first pick in the WNBA draft. She's going to your Dallas wings. I didn't even know the name of the team was the Dallas wings, but. Page, I should say, Page Beckerts. She was the number one pick in the WNBA.

Starting point is 02:39:04 Is she the man todayBA is she the man today is she the man why do you talk that way? It's a perfect job because we'll get back to who the bad and what that even means but listen check out this and this is just a free chat that he puts up on the screen. Hey dude, can you do your funny voice is your very talent. All right, thank you. Are you voices? You're very talented. All right, thank you.

Starting point is 02:39:25 Are you trying to make fun of me? Because I get silly with my voices, really. Is that supposed to be a sick burn? It's not a sick burn. The guy wrote it in the chat and you put it up on the screen. So yeah, so he's doing the who to man thing. And I love, anytime, any guy, and I am guilty of this too.

Starting point is 02:39:44 So don't go back and look through the archives Cardiff Anytime any guy talks about the WNBA they have to say but I don't know that So now that you got dragged about the Dallas Wings, I don't even know Dallas what is that a city? Dicks in my body But you notice that that's always a disclaimer as soon as you start talking about the WNBA I mean it was on ESPN. I don't care. I wasn't even paying attention. I've never watched a game. But apparently there's a Caitlin Clark. I'm sorry. I know too much. I apologize.

Starting point is 02:40:12 They'll do it with everything. They do it with every clip they've seen. They always say the exact title of what it is they're talking about and then say, or whatever. I don't even know. Right. The who to man thing. I was, I'm confused by what that means. Because then he's like talking about the first round draft pick for the WNBA. So then we find out what who to man is. So is El Salvador to man is Trump to man is that prisoner sitting in that horrific prison demand? No, no, no, no, no.

Starting point is 02:40:42 So who to man is just what's a big news story today? It seems. Pretty much. Yeah, that's just, he's done this before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's good at it. He's a professional. Why is that called who the man?

Starting point is 02:40:53 Is it El Salvador the man? Nope. Because you want to shout out the man on your show. If you want to get into the topics. Isn't this a Brother Weez thing? Does this come from Brother Weez? Oh, I don't think so, but I could be If you want to get into topics, they're like like what are the most important issues today?

Starting point is 02:41:09 What are we talking to topics? What a topic? It's right. Who are these topics, right? We'll keep you up at night. Oh, P I'm thinking of giving it to Wendy's. Is Wendy's the man? No. Is Starbucks the man? Because profits are down. I told you Starbucks, you idiots. You let the quality of your coffee go.

Starting point is 02:41:35 You focused on sugary drinks. You focused on basically having a supermarket when real coffee drinkers wanna get their coffee pronto. No real coffee lover wants to sit in a line to get coffee. I tried to tell Starbucks this a million years ago. They didn't want to listen. He tried to tell Starbucks, Hello Starbucks. Why is no one listening to me?

Starting point is 02:42:01 It's like Stuttering John talking to YouTube. Right. My favorite part about that he goes, I tried to tell Starbucks this a million years ago. Oh you mean back when they were a growing company That was just way more successful every year that went on you were telling them they were doing it wrong Yeah, there's a reason why they didn't listen to you. I'll take it. They seem to do very well without your advice And this is a nice Yesterday's It's I was just kind of thinking it was a Who's the Man Monday. No. Monday he was talking about dog poop sandwiches.

Starting point is 02:42:33 It's just like a Stuttering John thing where somebody says something and they have to make this sound in response. And I thought that was always just like wet brain simpleton stuff. But it turns out it's just I don't have a show to do response where somebody says something you make that sound and now we've killed 3015 seconds. Yep. And my question is, why is he so why does he give himself the ability to, or the he allows himself to criticize Starbucks and explain to them how their business model works. But if we make any comment about

Starting point is 02:43:05 like broadcasting in front of an open window, we're assholes that need to be blocked and we're haters. You're allowed to explain to this coffee company how to do it. You know, I have an open window right there. It shows a beautiful, beautiful ocean with Hawaii. But that's not why people are tuning in. There's a whole show that Carl has worked on that I'm hoping will be more interesting than a palm tree, OP. And why is your mouth black? Yeah, I know. What is going on with the mouth? Because it's too early. Yeah, you can tell that that's bothering him. As he's watching this. We'll stop drinking red wine on his coffee mug, but it is bothering him. Is it red wine? Is that what it is? That's a lot of people are speculating that that's what's going on. I don't know.

Starting point is 02:43:45 Well, if it's not that it's a serious bacterial infection and you need to see a doctor. Yes, there is a problem there, for sure. But these noises that he makes during the show that you were pointing out there, Adam, I have a clip that I think might need to go on the board producer Chris. I have a clip that I think might need to go on the board producer Chris. That would be annoying. That would absolutely be annoying. Good stuff. Let's talk about Katy Perry. You know, Katy Perry was just in space. This is big news.

Starting point is 02:44:17 And Opie can't stop himself from singing of course. Baby you're a firework. Oh my god, did she sing firework? Are you guys ready for an attempt to comedy from the opus there? I always like when he tries to be funny. So one of the recurring themes on this episode, he's talking about how they were in space for such a little time. They go up there in space and they're right back out of space again. And so he's talking about Katy Perry's boobs. They used to be up here. Now they're a little bit more down here, but not in outer space.

Starting point is 02:44:51 When she was floating around for that, what, five seconds, she was staring at her boobs going home. I got, they used to look like this all the time. They used to, and Gail's like, why am I up here with this dummy? Why couldn't Oprah go? Why is Oprah scared? I didn't see, did you guys already see that clip or something? I didn't see you guys laughing hysterically.

Starting point is 02:45:14 Cart, if you probably already saw that part. Yeah, yeah, I was watching. All the cool shows pulled that. Yeah. Yeah. He's just drinking from his Zen mug. He's upset about Katy Perry's boobs. Pretty good stuff. You say anything about OP's eyes and you get blocked, but he can say whatever he wants about anybody. Yeah, there's been some funny AI art that I've

Starting point is 02:45:34 seen come out of OP doing his live series. Eyes are just closed. He's commented on himself, actually. So I have one more clip on here for OP.. And I think this really explains why Opie has the worst show of anyone who came from Opie and Anthony. Go down the list, everyone who used to be on Opie and Anthony and what they're doing now, they're all doing better than Opie. And this sums up why. My whole life I swam,

Starting point is 02:46:02 I swam against the current. that's where I like to live. When everybody is doing this, everyone's doing this, I'm like trying to swim against the current. I don't know if that's a good way to live your life or a bad way, but that's how I've always lived my life. When I see everyone doing one thing, I'm like, okay, I can't do that thing anymore. That's why I went like, I got people, they're like, okay, I can't do that thing anymore. That's why I went like I got people They're like we get in a goddamn, you know real studio

Starting point is 02:46:28 And and do a real show. I'm like no, that's what everybody else is doing I don't want to do that. Everyone's doing that that bores me to tears. Oh Opi's board, okay Otherwise the police clips for your board. I see how it's going. So Opie says, no, I go against the grain. I swim upstream. I'm different than everyone else. Now that does work for certain pioneers of industry. I mean, certainly Steve jobs didn't do whatever else would have done running athletes. And then I'm going to focus on the smartphone thing. And it turned out to be a very intelligent move. No one else was really doing that at the time.

Starting point is 02:47:05 I won't get proper treatment for cancer, but I'll focus on this. Again, so it doesn't always work out real well. Sometimes, if the vast majority of people are doing a thing, it's like, that must be the thing that you should do that, like in a studio and run a proper show and try to put some effort into your podcast and prep for it. But doesn't Obi understand that criticizing people for being sheep for following what everyone does and saying they don't have their own minds? When you say I just do the opposite of what everyone does, that's the same thing. No

Starting point is 02:47:40 opinion and your decisions are made by others. Yeah, that's a good point. His chant runs his show and what everyone else does runs his life because he has to do the opposite of it. At what point do you exist, Opie, and have an opinion or a feeling or a thought that you can own? Does it ever happen? And I think there's more, technically there's more people doing shows like Opie does than people doing shows in a studio. Yeah, that's a good point. George Costanza did this, but it's a joke. It's, you know, it's a goop. What if I just do the opposite of everything in a sitcom?

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Starting point is 02:49:04 Oh hello. Oh hello. Are you ready to play a show with us? I'm ready to lose play a game show. I should say thank you play it. Let's play a game I've been on here a long time. I don't normally do streams this long your fault. There's a good no shit There's a good reason for it Alright, let's do it It's time for everyone's favorite new new game show. Two minutes with Tom. What do you say, ladies and gentlemen?

Starting point is 02:49:30 And Adam Bush, are you ready to find the bomb? Playing two minutes with Tom. ["Two Minutes with Tom"] Previous life, I was a traveling stand up comedian. Do shows out and about. I'd go, I'd be on the road everywhere. That, okay, I just wanted to take care of that. Now that was, that think the work at this baseball complex where I work

Starting point is 02:50:11 has been steady and I basically make a pretty kick ass amount of money on the weekends. Sitting on my ass, watching sports and talking into a microphone um like 20 30 that is a nice escape from all of this bullshit that i do so collectively uh i'm making an executive decision because i i start on friday nights and they wrap up through to sunday afternoon show. They start on Friday nights and they wrap up through to Sunday afternoon. Uh I'm making an executive decision breaking news. TM Zoom up this

Starting point is 02:50:54 clip this and nobody's really going to give a **** but uh there will be no more Friday shows for now. Uh for now, I'm just going to do Mondays and Wednesdays. I might alter the schedule a little bit but I think I'm allowed to do that. Uh hold on.

Starting point is 02:51:12 He starts Friday nights so he can no longer do Friday mornings for his life. He put zero effort into. too much **** Wow. Too much **** Fridays are too much for it for him. I think I'm allowed to do that because I'm just I'm just starting No and Like I said, I'm just trying to find my way around here. I don't really consider this a podcast

Starting point is 02:51:39 You know, I don't really consider this This is in by no means a professional show. I'm not sure why everybody seems to be hung up on be hung up on that on that concept. Oh, why is he? What is it with all of these idiots that they all go? I'm not even trying to put out a good show that's stop show. What's the fuck's the point that if you're you're not even trying to make it good?

Starting point is 02:52:07 How recent is this by the way cardiff? This is like two weeks ago, okay? Yeah, this is back when he still couldn't figure out his microphone worked on that concept a wise the live stream He's not coming on and doing anything. I mean I am coming on here with something to say And then also No, we're friends. The fun of this For me is what did Tom say next? Here are your choices number one Having a platform where I control the trolls

Starting point is 02:52:40 Be all the new dick pics I get on blue sky. Next. Getting to talk to y'all in person. Four. Watching my watch hours climb higher and higher. And lastly, not having to deal with Maryland drivers in the morning. Two minutes with Tom. He does love referencing the hometown and the state. This is a tough one. This could be a lot of these.

Starting point is 02:53:15 I'm going to go with next. Getting to talk to y'all in person. What say you, Am Bush? I say, Cardiff, why won't you list me as a person when doing these introductions? Why is it always ladies and gentlemen and Adam? What are you trying to say? ask Robson Wow, he won't answer any of my questions I'm trying trying very hard

Starting point is 02:53:39 But I have to go with one it just it's one or lastly but I'll say a platform I like that one because he he really thinks he's getting but I'll say a platform. I like that one. He really thinks he's getting one over everyone. I love that one. What do you think, Annie? Uh, letter four. Watching my watch hours climb higher and higher. I like that one as well. Producer Chris. I went with one. Adam spelled it out already.

Starting point is 02:54:00 All right. Let's go. already. All right, let's go. Also, the fun of this for me is just getting to talk to talk to y'all in person in, um, in real time, which I find enjoyable for the most part. Right. I'm kind of surprised because as much hate and shit as I've caught online, the amount of positive feedback I get in this chat is and even from some other figures within this universe has been like largely supportive I think for lack of a positive feedback I get supportive majority of the

Starting point is 02:55:03 positive feedback going out through his head every itself he reads that thing. I think yeah the majority of the positive It shows you how lonely he is I don't know what he thinks talking to people in person means right right He thinks talking to people is because that's not talking. That's saying that's all he's doing. Yeah. I gotta back that up a little bit. That's father. Great. Talking to people for him is how many are in your party? The amount of celebrating anything like the amount of positive feedback I get in this chat. Yeah. And even from some other figures within this universe has been like largely supportive, I think.

Starting point is 02:55:56 That should end with overwhelming. The amount of positive feedback I'm getting in this chat has been slightly, has been fantastic. It's been beyond my expectations. Like all these things. He's like, that's the question mark. Ladies and gentlemen, after I introduced my candidacy for the president of the United States, the response has been supportive.

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Starting point is 02:57:40 Your podcast stinks. Your podcast stinks. That's right Pat Oates will be back on the show. It's been a minute. So we've had our buddy Pat Oates on. So we're looking forward to that. Tune in for that. And of course you can always listen to podcasts wherever you listen to podcasts. It's just click follow, subscribe, whatever the terminology is on your podcast player. We come out with two episodes of WTP every single week. Adam Bush was here. He is in Hawaii right now. It's beautiful outside. It's daytime. And you're inside with us doing a show.

Starting point is 02:58:17 I have a lot of, you know, just inner work I need to do as a person. Thanking you for that. What I'm doing. I think you're doing the right thing. I'm praising you for this. No, it seemed like you were calling him a loser for being with losers. No, no, no, no, no. That's what I heard. Oh, no, I think it was the fact that I was up at 2 a.m. chatting Rob Saul that put me in that category by choice. Definitely that part. Yeah, you need to rethink that part. Uh huh. That's a very good point.

Starting point is 02:58:48 Yeah, that's not a good look. It's not. It's not. And it's isolating me from my family and my friends, but at least I have you guys. Aww. We'll cross each other. Here's the clip to pull right here. This fucking loser is making fun of me.

Starting point is 02:59:04 Fucking loser. Uh, Annie, I want to thank you for being here with us. Do we have any new reviews that you can read for us? I got one for us. Okay. It's titled Listener Beware. If you are part of any marginalized community, please don't bother with this garbage podcast. Their logo is a trash can enough said they find what they consider to be lower than them and have

Starting point is 02:59:28 a field day making fun mansplaining for 90 minutes is not a podcast woke dad found our show and reviewed it 90 minutes I wish there's a couple 90 minute podcast today is that a one star review? No, that's from Thank You OJ and it's five stars. Of course. It was too accurate to be. Yeah. Wow. Well done. I'm an idiot. Uh let's burn through some voicemails. People want to talk to us about stuff and then we'll get out of here. We'll get everybody out of here but thank you all for being here. It's kind of pizza rolls. What do you got coming up? You got your YouTube channel, Cardiff Elect? Yes, but this Thursday will be members only. So

Starting point is 03:00:10 join the Patreon, patreon.com slash Cardiff Electric. We're watching Kenny versus Spenny. Love that shit. Starting from the beginning. Yeah. Very good. And if you didn't catch it, I announced earlier in the show, June 21st, 21 will be live in Boston with the Dick show, blind mic. So save the date. We'll have tickets available soon. We'll have information available soon for everyone. And we're kind of watching people from that are going to hack a man. Yes, everybody. Come, come, come, come, come, come I'd just go. Yeah, that's what happened. We're gonna miss you OJ.

Starting point is 03:01:11 Oh, that Rex who was on financial audit is so fucking stupid. I've lived in Michigan my whole life and been smoking that pot on the regular since the late 80s. In 1994, a quarter ounce of premium marijuana probably cost you about $120, $125 in 1994. Sure. In 2025 an ounce of premium marijuana cost you about a hundred dollars in the state of Michigan. The dispenser I go to does a two-for-one on Fridays so I get two ounces for $100, which is about 1250 per quarter ounce No, if that guy wants to do a 72 plant farm indoors He's in the wrong fucking state. He needs to go to a state where marijuana is still illegal

Starting point is 03:01:59 That guy that guy's a fucking idiot. Love the show. I don't purchase flour all that often Is that true you can get a Z for a hundred bucks? Christ depends on the quality depends on the dispensary depends on the city Yeah, you can get it for around hundred even less. Wow how much is a half quarter? That's what everyone wants There's no such thing exists. I just wanted to let you know that you're absolutely correct. Hey, Jude does suck. Yup. Agreed. Carl, I don't know if you heard Ron White on Joe Rogan, but he mentioned losing Vic White, Vic Henley to COVID early in the day. Us OP radio truthers need to let him know what actually happened to Vic.

Starting point is 03:02:55 It was not COVID, it was OP. That is true. He wanted to go stay with OP on Long Island and he was like, like, yep, not gonna happen. I don't think Vic died of COVID though. I know he died. I thought it was before COVID. Yeah, no, it was early in the pandemic because he did reach out to OP when OP went off when he left Manhattan, but I don't think it was from COVID. Jake Hudson talked about him a lot on the show today. He called in for the first time. Hey, what's up Carl? It's Jake Hudson. How you doing? You know what? Love your show. First time caller, long time listener. Love you, brother. When are

Starting point is 03:03:32 you going to have me on your show, Carl? When are you coming on mine? Love what you do. Keep being you. And I have some great podcasts for you to roast if I come on I'll do my research Bloody brother. He's loving cornbread y'all. Love you guys. All right, Jake. Thanks for calling into the show, buddy We'll figure it out. There's no way that was Jake. There was not a single by the way. Oh Why you're getting on your worst caller ever conspiracy theories going on around here All right Hey Carl just wanted to say no, I really enjoyed Clearwater chat on WAPP. Oh, it got me. You too.

Starting point is 03:04:17 Got me with that one. I thought for sure there was a fan out there. Carl Hamburger? You're a nothing burger. Bitch. Bye for now. Wow, that's a pretty sick burn. Nothing burger.

Starting point is 03:04:32 Start screening these. I should start screening this. Just have curating them and putting them on my board to listen to. Here's a good idea for Judy's sign off. I just listened to Judy's call where she was talking about the fucking gun she owns or whatever the fuck and Judy you dumb bitch how did you not end that call by saying lock and load her back. Don't call me back. All right Judy I hope you're listening we need a lock and load it next time. That's a good one.

Starting point is 03:05:05 Yeah, it's not bad. Here's a question about the music. Hey, fuckface Carl. I'm sitting here listening to this song. It's really good. And I just want to know your fucking opinion. And hey, producer Chris. Hey, how you doing?

Starting point is 03:05:13 Hello. I love you. I want to know your opinion too. Okay. Machine head. I wanna know your fucking opinion. And hey, producer Chris, hey, how you doing? I love you. I wanna know your opinion too. Machine head, how would be that name? Have you ever heard it?

Starting point is 03:05:33 What you facts? What do you think? Is it good? It better fucking be. That for if you don't like it producer Chris, that's okay. I understand. But Carl, if you don't like a producer Chris, that's okay. I understand but Carl if you don't like it you homo Love ya

Starting point is 03:05:51 How will it be? My name is an Iron Maiden cover. I don't think it's a cover. I I think it is I think machine had does a cover. Oh of maidens. Got you. Okay. Yeah. No, it's a maiden song Sure, you say what do you think a machine? Had I thought was an album. How would be thy name gotcha? It's great I did I was watching the machine that do is they were great. Sounds awesome. Can't go wrong with a little maiden my opinion Yeah, I don't know if anyone's heard about Sutter and John's new medical condition. Turns out he's got scoliosis.

Starting point is 03:06:32 It's pretty good. I like it. Yep. Producer Chris approved on that one. Cardiff was concerned. I always assume when we watch Cardiff because his eyes dart around a little bit I bet he's got like 12 screens yeah it's like in Batman at the end where they have oh yeah yeah yeah entire dabble verse is in front of me right now

Starting point is 03:06:58 I wish he's just at his control panel just monitoring everything that's going on so it's surprisingly lackluster down here. You're like you're like holy shit Rob saw some dribble on the front of his pants I gotta go I gotta go And I picture Adams just the opposite he's just surrounded by books It's like the end of that Twilight Zone episode when he's alone in his library, but his glasses break When he's alone in his library, but his glasses break Let's talk about dabble house a little bit Carl the dabble house content was super kudos to you and the

Starting point is 03:07:38 participants and contributors Laughter enjoy very much while you're away from your other shows, however, a couple of events transpired. One being the fight between Melton and Moody on This Little Piggy was glorious, far better than any of the airing coverage ever is. And secondly, on WATS, Blind Mike showing video of John Sarasong's daughter, and I was taken aback by the degree to which I would like to pork her. So if you would please comment on these two events, the moody melting fight and the degree to which I would like to pork Sarah's daughter and I'll take my answer on you.

Starting point is 03:08:18 All right. Sounds good. Now I did watch this little piggy when we got back to my house Friday night after doing the first night of Dapple House and I did see this little piggy when we got back to my house Friday night after doing the first night of Dapple House and I did see their fight go on for nearly 30 minutes. The episode was five hours long was just the two of them and it really is fantastic. I enjoyed it quite a bit. And as far as John Sarasone's daughter, I have a weird thing. When I see a guy that I dislike because of his personality or whatever. I don't find his offspring attractive. It's a weird thing. But like, I'm sure

Starting point is 03:08:55 she's hot. But I just look at it and go, no, I haven't heard pork as a verb in quite a while. Wow. And Lily Bell Melendez site giant side of relief. Worry about me. I will not be a problem. Oh, God. Because you just you see the face in there. Not good. Hey, Carl, can you do me a favor? Anytime you talk about when you were skateboarding or when you worked at eBounds world or when Marissa Jones try to ruin your life? Can you do me a favor? Anytime you're talking about when you were skateboarding or when you worked at E-Bounds

Starting point is 03:09:25 World or when Marissa Jones tried to ruin your life, can you play Glory Days? Oh, I want a shout out review girl Annie. What's up dude? How big's your cock? Carl's too pussy to ask. Bye for now. Oh, you got it. That was a very rude call.

Starting point is 03:09:39 How did that end up on the board? Oh, you got it. That was a very rude call. How did that end up on the board? How did Anthony Handel talking to Jim about his wife and all that? I didn't get to hear it. Did he? What was that like? Did he address it?

Starting point is 03:09:55 Did he mention it? Did it? I mean, I know it came up there for hours. Yeah. I mean, he's talked about Nikki a bunch. He's been on the show with Nikki and he's taking shots like Jim on a gym like these Yeah, he's open to the jokes about the same way Jim jokes about it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh like a human being Right. No. Yeah, like a person who cares about his friends, right?

Starting point is 03:10:16 Can somehow exist with them. It's crazy, right? Yeah go figure I mean the fact that Jim married Nikki was not a surprise to anyone who wasn't hoping Anthony was gonna for a while. Alright, the perfect listener. I declare this person the perfect listener calls back into the show. Oh, hello, Carl. It is I the perfect listener. I do not know who this other claiming perfect is.

Starting point is 03:10:41 He is bullshit. And I do not want to hear him. I am the perfect listener ordained by Carl also The Samoas are the best fuck you and black liquorice Adam disc disc amazing Go fuck yourself

Starting point is 03:11:01 Did you have a hot take on black liquorice? I I forgot. I hope not. I don't care either way I think there's a lot of respect for you. Yeah. All right. Yeah, similar reaction than Rob Saul hat and if I gotta I gotta pull you aside We're gonna have to have a quick meeting on the show I don't normally do this but you have to have a strong opinion about everything. That's what podcaster is So when I say black liquor, especially if it's about food. Oh, yeah, especially like the flower versus Well, there's there's another rule you almost broke there Carl when there's a certain color of licorice in this network You have to have a very strong opinion one way. Let's try this again and we threw a black licorice. I think we owe it reparations Perfect. See think we owe it reparations.

Starting point is 03:11:47 Perfect. See? This fucking guy gets it. I'm just towing the company line. Speaking of corrections. Hi, Carl. Kft. I got a few phones to pick here. First of all, sticks do not suck. Okay. You know what? You suck. There. Boom. Roasted. You know, they got great songs. You got Renegade, Love Stinks, The Heat is On. I mean great, great classic songs. So yeah. They don't stink. They stink. Secondly,

Starting point is 03:12:20 not everybody's a fucking boomer. Okay? And another thing, while I'm on this kick, nobody sends notes. We've sent this before, we're gonna say it again. You got an email, you got a message. Jesus Christmas, Carl. Get it together. Go listen to Erica in your basement and do your march.

Starting point is 03:12:37 And please, please, please, for the love of God, don't call me that. Okay. Hi, Chris. All right. Alexa. Order. But half of these people have retired for some reason. One last voicemail. Coming up sticks does suck. Only one more? Down and out, there's one place you can go. It's called Las Vegas, Las Vegas.

Starting point is 03:13:16 Carl Hamburger, Carl Hamburger. The old Las Vegas song. It's a classic. And did you raise some money to gamble in Vegas yet? Yes. Thank you to you and some other people. I appreciate it. I'm sure I'm going to lose most of it, but I'm willing to, you to you and some other people. I appreciate it. And I'm sure I'm going to lose most of it, but I'm willing to, you know, give it a shot. Las Vegas needs that money. You know,

Starting point is 03:13:51 those fountains don't build themselves. So it's very important that you go there and you lose everything that you've earned. I like to call it lost wages. Did you just come up with that? I'm not my grade or what? Wow. Adam, this is where okay so this is where you go holy shit. Carl, you just come up with that. See how Cardiff knew how to do that? Oh, I wasn't paying attention at all. Trucker Andy would have known what to do. Yeah, I have a lot of that. So it crows but you burn that bridge. Whoa. All right.

Starting point is 03:14:21 Also, we don't talk about crows on this show. And you know what? You're not having any vacation. We have, we have a long meeting this evening that we have to get into. Well, I'm sorry. What's that? Kevin had a couple of questions for you. He wants to come here. Is that okay? It's a bad time. All right. I think it's, uh, I think it is a good time. Just got ambushed. I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go bye I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go

Starting point is 03:14:56 Well, that's it

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