Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep64 Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

Episode Date: July 2, 2017

This week we are joined by a very special guest, Jen from the jingles department. Not only can this girl sing about bag slapping, she can also shit on people's art. Wow, the complete package. Mike and Tom Eat Snacks is a show where two semi-famous comedians eat and rate snacks. We thought this show might not completely suck but alas, we could not have been more wrong. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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listeners that you can visit us on whoarethese.com, our Facebook page, or on Twitter at whoarethesepod. If you like what you hear, don't forget to give us a positive 5-sever review on iTunes or Google. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Mike and Tom Eat snacks. Jenna and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. So let's get into it. Jen, we listened to Mike and Tom Eat Snacks. It was a suggestion from a listener, Kathy Green, whose daughter is a huge fan of this

show. Really? Yes. Oh my God. In fact, before we even get into it, let me read you the note that I got from her on Facebook she says I'm talking about her daughter. She has listened to every episode dozens and dozens of times. It can recite them word for word I love to listen to them not only because they're hilarious

But also because they refill close to my salary her daughter is a seller so This was interesting to me. I thought I was a Michael Ian Black fan. I guess I'm not. I am a Michael Ian Black fan. I hate this podcast. It's terrible. You know what it is though?

What is it? It's not Michael Ian Black as much. I hate Tom Kavanaugh. Tom Kavanaugh is not funny. He sounded like he was on cocaine. That's possible. He was manic. Why don't we start getting into some of

these clips. I did something a little bit different. So episode 100 was about Oreos. Yes. And the premise of the show is that these guys review snacks. Oh, I know. They eat a snack and they review it. That's the whole show. But is it? No, it's not. Because I didn't think it was. It's not. So what I did is I actually clipped a different show. So we wouldn't have any clips that overlap. Okay. And I know you'll listen to a couple different episodes. So I listened to and clipped episode 85, M&M's. Oh, how exciting. Yes. And I did listen to the Oreo episode. I just didn't clip anything. And I noticed that they do this thing. And maybe they did in the other shows too, where they start with just nothing but

stick, and it just goes on and on and on. It does go on and on and on. You could play Track 2 that I clipped from the Oreo's episode, which is just titled Nonsense. You call this Nonsense, every time. You know know, occasionally Mike, I'm not a guy that likes it. Look, all you get and all I get in the snack, we all we get is awards. I, you know, we stack our shelves in, we give them to the interns, we walk out, we give the hobo on the street, the latest thing.

Right. Yep, that's, in a nutshell, this was so difficult to clip. Was it? I mean, I could have clipped the whole thing. Yeah, I mean, they try to make jokes and nothing lands. It's non-stop, just the sticky nonsense. And it seems like an amateur improv group. It almost seems like this is how they warm up for an improv show.

Yeah, and I guess it made me confused because I felt like I came into something I should have known but didn't. Right. I had no idea what they were talking about for the first 25 minutes. All right, so let me play you. I got a bunch of clips I have to play in a row unfortunately, but the way that the Eminem's episode played out is that it starts with this bit, and they go on and on, they don't play that jingle that introduces the show until the 13 and a half minute mark.

So this is the setup to a terrible 13 minutes of podcasting. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. What is that? 13 minutes of podcasting. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-du But the music I might have been out on his... No, no, no, no, no, I didn't know. So I thought we do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do nine-year contract with the orchestra to do the theme music for every episode. Yes. And then this whole, starts this whole schtick about, you know you can just record it once, you don't have to bring in the orchestra, it's not an orchestra, none of it makes any sense. It's so stupid.

And when he was even singing that song, it didn't even sound like the theme song. When he was doing the du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du- It sounded more like Anyway, so Better than what I thought I thought it sounded like the theme song to bananza, but yeah, I was I would say Barracuto would be better than that. So anyway, he starts doing this thing and then they have to get into this ridiculous nonsense conversation where Michaeline and Black acts like he's really stupid and doesn't understand how any of this works. Oh I know, but I kind of wonder, I want to know what their friendship is. It seemed like they're really good friends. I'm sure. Track three made me wonder what their relationship actually is. Okay.

Michael took his nobell. You know what he did? Shove that up his ass. I shoved it up my own ass. He was like, look, this thing's dark. Warming, clammy in there. Just good a place for a nobell as any. But we hooded in Hollywood.

Oh, I mostly hollered you hooded. Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of, a lot of hooting about a high-pitched hollering by you. But hey, look, we're not about the awards. No, that's what we're saying. Here's the thing though, I got it in there. Yeah, that was a gag. They, I just like they got a Nobel prize

for what the show or something. Or. I couldn't quite suss it out. Yeah. But I wasn't even sure what they were talking about first? I couldn't quite toss it out. Yeah. But I wasn't even sure what they were talking about first, because I didn't hear them say Nobel until I listened to it for the 15th time. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I know. It was upsetting, but.

So yeah, the joke was he took the award and shoved it up his butt, and he tells that joke over and over and over again. And they do this thing where sometimes things aren't funny and then they get funny, nothing ever gets funny. No, and then they follow it up with track four. Okay. Who's focused on the guy from the chemistry guys like we really when we found this saturation point and was like, whoa, as a physicist, and I was like, yo, almost there, almost there. You know, we can still see the hill.

That went on for so long. This show sounds like a gate porno set smells. Is the way I would describe this podcast. It's unpleasant in every single way. It is. Can I get back to my show? Because I just played a couple clips that tease this build up and I had to play more of this for you. So here's more of the hilarious banter that goes back and forth about signing this orchestra

on to a nine year contract. So they can have this theme music play every show. I signed a one off for them because my idea was I'll record it once and they can come in and play all they want but I'm not paying them. Can you do that? See, you signed a nine-year contract. I signed a 40-minute session contract. Uh-huh.

But you know what else I signed? Confidentially agreement. Confidentiality agreement. So they can't talk about what they did. How does that even make sense? I don't even understand where they're going with any of that. And you would think they would understand that, okay, this is going nowhere. Let's abort and just start the show.

But no, they do not. This is a track right there that I call it. And now the quote unquote jokes start. Every time I do a podcast, can we take that same piece of music and record that I use that same piece of music for every bump on every podcast without bringing in the orchestra

every week. Yeah, of course that's why it's recorded. So he said to me. So I figured out then that that piece of music that I recorded the first time, I can use it in perpetuity. There's been no laughs. What do you mean? I'm not.

This conversation is not meant to be informative. It's supposed to be funny. I don't think it's meant to be heard by anyone but that. It's not funny. If we were hanging out at the bar with these two assholes, I would probably move with stool I would sit again. They're not entertaining in any way at all. I was kind of formulating in my head how maybe they got it into their... Like how did they come up with the idea? Hey, we should do a podcast. And I was thinking, they're probably in a bar or someplace or at a party,

and they were just going back and forth with each other and their friends were all thinking it was funny, not realizing they were gonna turn it into a 100 episode podcast. Well, it's interesting. I went on their iTunes page and looked at their ratings and reviews, because whenever I hear a show like this,

I'm always curious, do people like this? Is this, yeah, well, they do have a lot of five star reviews. People saying that's hilarious, but what was really interesting is all people who gave it one star were pissed off because remember when we did the big O and Duke show? Yes. That show used to have this snack time review thing bit.

And everyone on that iTunes page is like, this is ripped off from big O and Duke. She got her hacks, you're ripping this off. I just want to say, okay, that's fine. Someone already had the idea of reviewing snacks. I don't know how original that is, whatever. But when you do it this poorly, is it really a rip off of anything?

I wouldn't, I wouldn't lay claim to this. If it was my idea, I was, hey, I did that. I would get the hell away from it. It's far away from it, it's possible. I've never heard anything like it, to be honest. It's so bizarre. Okay, so let me just get through a couple more of my bits here and then we can talk about things that are kind of like it. This is a track. So he's talking about this contract that he signed with the orchestra and the reason why this is hilarious hilarious because you won't understand unless I tell you It's that the contract was really good for the orchestra. I don't need to pay them anything. Oh, I'm not quadrupling their year three salary

I'm only a doubling their year three salary. You're quadrupling their year one salary, but in stages, right? doubling their year three cell. Right, but you're quadrupling their year one cellar. But in stages, right. Right. So it's different. So doubling in year two, no doubling in year three. Doubling in year three. Doubling again.

In year six. So in fact, quadrupling their year one cellar. Wow. Right. So my suggestion is we just use the piece of music and we pay them zero in year three and zero in year six and zero and all the years in between because you just need to that one forty minute recording session I'm sorry when I was recording that I it's news for a bit there. I apologize and picked that up on it But it's so boring. It is very boring. It's 13 and a half minutes of this stupid stick. All right, what last one and then we'll move on. So this is describing the

orchestra signing this contract. The one guy said, do you mean we keep coming back every week to play this same spot of music for seven years and you went incorrect and went, right, of course, that would make no. And he got as far as that would make no sit. You said nine years. And he turned to look at everyone and they said, where do we sign? Right. They couldn't get those pens fast enough.

It's not fun. It's not funny. I've heard that before. Yeah, it's not fun or funny. It's not fun, it's not funny. I've heard that before. Yeah, it's not fun or funny, it's confusing. And they don't really talk about the snacks until they're well into the show. Which is fine. I have no problem with that. They want to have podcasts with hilarious jokes and there's a stupid premise that they barely tackle.

But the problem is that it's not funny at all. No, it doesn't. I don't really care about their opinion on Oreos or Aminels. I really don't. I thought that two comedians would have a comedy show, but I was mistaken on that. Well, unfortunately. Yeah, and it's disturbing too because they eat those snacks and they chew everything into the microphone.

This is true. The sounds are terrible. This is true. The sounds are terrible. This is true. I actually have an example of them not being all that professional. There's times when there's a lot of dead air. And again, we've talked about this many times. It's a podcast. It's not live.

You can go back and edit things. Listen how terrible this is. This would be so easy to fix. So. I'm speaking as a professional now. This is this would be so easy to fix so I'm speaking as a professional now, uh-huh As a provisional as a professional A professional what not a professional broadcaster that's for sure I did not edit that at all. That's exactly how it came out on the show and actually that was the most entertaining part

Oh, I felt he perked up like thank god these guys are being just sticky morons. I could actually listen to something. Oh my gosh Well here I would I would ask you to play track seven okay Which I titled put down the wrapper and close the window. Okay. I'm holding in my hand a Sleeve a classic sleeve of Oreo. Tom's already opened his sleeve. I couldn't, here's the thing about the 100. I've been looking forward to this, you know, since our last episode. Yeah.

Knowing, it's rare that we, no. We never know. It was a 90, we don't know what episode, 91's gonna be. Never. We get, you know, we get applied with all the product from all these companies worldwide. It's not just Narrow America.

It's not just Narrow America. It's, we get stuff from Asia, we get stuff from, we get stuff from all over. Not from Asia. So what you're saying is you don't think they're in a professional studio recording this show? He did eventually get up and close the window, but they didn't edit that out either.

And I wanted to sweeten that like more stuff. I didn't even have to. I didn't even have to do it. That was so loud. That like it is. So wow, that lafer is in the microphone. That's how it was broadcast to the web to the masses. Well since you played that, I'll play an example from my episode where I guess Tom's a drummer

and he just has drumsticks laying around, but it doesn't work out well. Now I think the peanut, there it goes, our drumsticks. The, I think the peanut. And goes our drumsticks, the, I think the peanut. And the show has reached a new low. There's nothing comfortable about this show. It's nothing natural going on. Even when he drops the drumsticks, they're still just in this sticky mode. They can't break out of it and just be normal and natural at any point. I was so excited when you said that this was the podcast we were going to do. Because like I said, I love my delim any point. I was so excited when you said that this was the podcast we were gonna do because like I said,

I love Mike Lee and Black. I love how I did. What had American summer? I loved him on I love the 80s. Yeah. I think that Tom Kavanaugh makes this very weird and I don't know what he does to Mike Lee and Black, but he makes him weird too.

He makes him on funny. That is for sure. Here is a gag where they start talking about this, the way they put the M&Ms in the bag with the colors so that you get the right ratio of the colors, must be a robot that does it, okay? Okay. So this is some setup right here. What I assume is they have some kind of M&M sorting robot that puts in exactly the right number of M&Ms in the correct proportion. Or maybe they just have one line of greens falling into bag, one line of oranges, one line, and they just all flow into the bag at the same time.

Maybe. And suppose that the sorting robot. I think they have a sorting robot. Okay. I would like to believe that they have a sorting robot. I don't see why you would want to believe anything else. If you were a robot, Oh, dream job. Dream gig. What a gig.

Yeah. Fuck yeah. Hulk run, call me a Hulk run. I put that in there because I've talked about on the show that I enjoy the Chip Chippers and podcast. And Chip Chippers and it nothing but schtick. It's an act. But there's only one person doing the schtick and everyone else is in on it, but acting naturally, having two people just do nothing but schtick,

the entire time for a hundred episodes, is awkward. Right. It's not interesting. It's like an unfunny chip, which is what chip is supposed to be. I know, that doesn't make any sense. But it's like Chip Chipperson talking to Chip Chipperson. It's pretty much unfunny chip, which is what chip is supposed to be. I know, that doesn't make any sense. But it's like chip chipper said and talking to chip chipper said. It's pretty much what this show is. Yeah, and I feel like it's not even inside jokes.

No. It's not jokes. Like, there's no way they go back and listen to the episode and pat each other on the back like, oh yeah, we nailed it this time. No one's gone back and listen to any of these episodes, so they wouldn't have uploaded them. They probably do pat themselves on the back though. It sounds like they're so excited about it. And I guess I just don't understand it.

So that's like they're so excited about it. Well, they are. They're so excited about it. So I mentioned before that it's very much an improv group. Everything is yes and. No matter what someone says, no matter what dumb premise, it's yeah, okay, and let's go with this. And then they just keep going and going and going. There was one time when it wasn't a yes and I think Michael Eam Black

went no and it totally fucked up up was it a mess. When I tell you there's plain and peanut does that give you a hint about what I'm talking about? No. When I tell you, so that doesn't give you a hint? Okay. Uh... He didn't know what to do with that. That was the one real moment. That was funny. You know, he thought, oh, yeah, must be having an accident.

He's like, nah, I don't know, you know what I'm talking about. But that's the other thing about this show. And I know it's true of the episode that you listen to. They do this big reveal thing. They don't tell you which snack they're reviewing which infuriated me because you know from the title of it Thank you. That's exactly what I had written down the title of the episode is the name of the snack their review And then they act like you guys ready? Can you hardly contain yourself in the excitement? Can I can I ask you to play track five, that old gag. It explains it really well.

I mean, Michael, if I say roundabout ends high in the middle, you say... Wait, what? Oh, hi-oh. Wait, what? It's roundabout ends. It's high in the middle and roundabout ends. What is it? It's round the middle. It's high in the middle and roundabout ends. Oh, hi-oh! It's round the middle, it's high in the middle and round the both ends. Oh, hi, oh! Self-ser... It's round in the middle.

It's high in the middle and round the both ends. High in the middle, round on both ends. Oh, hi, oh! I'm sprainy with self-ser... No, I know. It's a vaudeville gag. No, I got it. Guys, ladies and gentlemen, Michael is dripping now with a silzer water gag

I'm doing but you seem perplex because I'm in the middle round about them Oh Holy shit, I'm sorry that was so long, but there was no Podcasts I don't want to record podcasts. What are they doing? Vodville. Oh, yeah, that was some gag right there. Holy shit, that's ridiculous. It was something else.

Speaking of douche-chill moments, here is the moment of the big reveal for M&M's. And this is uncomfortable. I think the best work. Why don't you read out for the debatable viewers what we have here, Michael? This is uncomfortable. It's the best work. Why don't you read out for the debatable viewers what we have here, Michael? M-A-N-M! I'm a rapper! I'm a rapper! I'm a rapper! I'm a rapper!

Yeah! Yo! What is going on here? Why do they think that's even remotely entertaining for anyone to listen to? I don't know. Maybe they were trying to conjure up, you know, the word of the day that Peeby Herman used to do. Yeah, it did sound a little bit like, uh, Conkey. Yeah. Conkey 2000? It said much less exciting. I was more excited about word of the day. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Oh, the soundboard.

And I love it. So fun. So, this is an interesting clip. Apparently, Tom is a drummer as you heard his drumsticks fall. Yes. And he has a drumset set up in the room. So in this clip, he decides to run over to his drumset and start playing a beat. Say it.

The best small snack in the game. Interesting, interesting, wow, wow, wow. The best, small snack in the game, small snack in the game. I'm going to mend that. Best small candy. Oh. Best small candy. So that's kind of dumb and ridiculous.

And I just have a suggestion of how they could actually sweeten that a little bit and make it a little bit more entertaining for people. So this is how I would have recorded that last clip. I look forward to it. Say it. The best small snack in the game. Interesting, interesting, wow, wow, wow. The best.

Small snack in the game. Small snack in the game. Small couple of notches. So much better now. So much better. So we don't ever go into music in the middle of WATP, but for some reason, they do. I don't know if they did on the show that you listen to or not.

Um, no, unless you wanna. In the middle of their stick, there's just this weird segue and a song starts playing. It sounded like this. I tried to get into the Dott and Eminem's. You wouldn't do it. Hey, look at me right in the eyes, there's no can do. I hope your friends call you, movie.

I hope your friends call you, movie. Like I did when you knew me. I hope your friends call you, movie. I'm very odd when they play like a whole verse and a chorus from this song. I listened to two, well I listened to parts of two other episodes. I feel like they did that in another one too. It was either racist, Peruvian snacks or peanut butter cups.

Racist Peruvian snacks? That was episode 51. Wait the snacks are racist or the Peruvians are? I wish I knew. I couldn't even get to that part because they just wouldn't get to it. Okay, fair enough. And then I gave up. But one of their listeners sent them some Peruvian snacks and for some reason I think they considered them to be racist and I turned off the podcast though I couldn't listen to it anymore. Are you sure there were raisins? Were they raisins in the Peruvian snacks? Are they possible? I read it correctly. See this is where I know some ass hat is going to get out of our iTunes page and say

they make fun of other shows for New and Stick and then they just start doing Stick. I know. I got it. That will work. We got it. Here's a clip that I sweetened. And what I did is I took a part of their show that was extremely boring and unfunny and I put in what they must be imagining their listening audience is doing While they're going through their stick because they're professional comedians, right? Yeah, well they probably are used to having people

Enjoy their comedy stylings. I used to so this is this is what they think is going on There's a reason they don't just sell the candy coating. What is that reason? It doesn't, you don't want too much candy coating. And also the air in the middle. Ha ha ha ha ha. Well, if you just say, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.

I don't even remember to say M&M playing M&M peanut probably. You'd say M&M candy coating. M&M candy coating. Yeah, I'm just a coating. I don't wanna do that. Stupid idea. Yeah, I don't wanna just coating. I don't wanna just coating. I don't wanna,. Yeah, I'm just a code. How am I doing that? Stupid I.G. Yeah, I'm just going to do that.

I'm just going to throw in the code. I don't want just code in it. I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to code it. I want to code it. I want to code it. I want to code it. I want to code it.

I want to code it. I want to code it. I want to code it. I want to code it. I want to code it. I want to code it. I want to code it. I want to code it.

I want to code it. I want to code it. I want to code it. I want to code it. I want to code it. I couldn't even listen to what they were saying. Well, it wasn't funny. It was, it was, it was listening to cartoons laugh was actually what, wait, funny. That's my favorite thing. Then anything they were talking about. Oh boy. Jenna, I'm running low on clips. I see you have a few more here. I do. What do you want to get into?

What else do you want to talk? Well, there, at least in the Oreo's episode. Yes. It was, there was a lot of homerorotic ass play talk. Okay. And track nine I called what's really going on here and I did also a little editing on this, but. Oh.

Okay, so Tom is now stuck in his mouth. He's stuck in working his way down. Now he's biting. Went from sucking to biting. That is so good. That was when he was, that's how he eats an Oreo but are you sure that's not how he sucks at house balls. I'm not sure I'm not sure either. It was just so weird. Someone could go over to the tank on that one. I know it was very strange and you know there

was it just kept going on and on but I was trying to you know select depending keep it tight yeah I have not done that with my clips. I realized that we didn't play these. I'm like, oh, why is this 47 minutes long? That's why I thought it was such a difficult show to clip. Because I mean, I was trying to... Because it just goes out and out. There's not like quick things that they do.

And there's no good place to stop, because I wanted to do everything that they did after that just to drive at home, but then I really didn't want to do that. It's not. Yeah, you're right. It was tough because they ruined every single premise and exasperated. It was hard to pull a clip that would show our listeners how terrible this actually is. You're going to have to take our word for it. It's really boring. Well, yeah.

And they also... And that'd be handy. Well, that's also kind of... Well, I'd like you to play, um... Uh... Track 8. Oh, okay. I titled it, maybe you should take your own advice. This is how I felt summed up the podcast completely.

This is what we usually do at the beginning of our show. We're doing this backwards. Alright, now that we're 30 minutes in, here's what sums up the show. To me, you know, you're gets gut shot, it's like, okay, bleed out. Five minutes, I mean, you know, whatever, you can like do your thing. Do your thing. Yeah, do your thing.

Take some time, but that was a good, what has 12th? Oh God. 12, 15 minutes. Yeah. Easy. Yeah. I don't know. Fuck.

Kind of brought down the whole thing. Some people have a sense of the moment. You know what is Yeah, have a sense of the moment where you are No, the situation is do you mean like no like he just didn't seem Some people at these a bad word here selfish Wow, that is meta yeah, right? Go back up there the whole time they said that I thought you should really listen to this Yeah, I got advice maybe maybe, maybe looking that mirror over there. Take a look and see what you're doing.

Yeah, man. I have a clip out here I want to play because it's an example of this yes and thing that I was talking about. Anything that comes out of anyone's mouth, they just have to roll with it. That's the rule for this stupid show. So, Tom says something that's not even a thing and Michaeline Black just immediately yes and said and it goes nowhere. This is a pleasing one. There's some snacks, uh, Orioles being one of them that are out there like a white elephant. Yep. Is it a white elephant? That's exactly what they're

like. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, that's what I thought when I said white elephant is kind of something that you buy and you can't it's uh it's something that you bought and it's just gonna be a function not white elephant it's it's uh I don't know what a way to I think it's a hotel and on Nantucket Island in Massachusetts they just try to turn everything into a joke this show is like a fish guitar solo it's like don't don't keep going it's okay you can add the song and do the next tune like no no we're gonna hit a wrong note and't keep going. It's okay. You can end the song and do the next tune. Like, nope, nope, we're gonna hit a wrong note and just keep going and pushing through.

You've 40 minutes, you're gonna be stranded. You're listening to this nonsense. Well, if that's what you have to do to be a comic actor, I guess that's why I'm not a comic actor. There's a lot of reasons why you're not a comic actor. But yes, if this is what you have to do, I was just really surprised because I thought when we listen when I Just heard a little clip of the show and again, thanks to our listening to Kathy for suggesting it

When I wasn't just a tiny little clip of it I thought this probably is gonna be decent and I was actually concerned that we wouldn't be able to shit on it Because those are always the toughest podcasts for us to do the ones who actually like the podcast It's not much to say, but this is a terrible podcast. It's right out there with Step-by-Step. And Step-by-Step was a show that we did, and those ass clowns were nothing but stick. They had the worst premise in the world that there was a Creed song written for every Step-by-Step episode. And it was just this type of nonsense, where they introduced a premise and then go on about it for 15 minutes And they were not professional and not funny

But the fact that this show is on par with step-by-step. I don't know which one sucks worse Which is a compliment to the step-by-step guys who didn't appreciate Making fun of them. I don't think they listen to our show anymore though. I don't I think we're safe Making fun of them. I don't think they'll listen to our show anymore though. I don't I think we're safe They're still doing a show. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow those those guys are very excited about their premise Yeah, so I see you have a couple more clips on here anything else you want to play I do well track one. Okay You know we're not Look are there haters out there always of course and not only that the better you do The more haters there are you guys this is a song I just wrote it card. I hate you guys

I do hate those guys now. I know it's's so terrible. The better you do the more haters there are. No, no, we're actually haters because you're terrible. We're not jealous. That's the truth. Anyway, that is a true story. I was really disappointed. Like I said, I'm a huge Mike Lee in Black fan. Man, that's so much.

No, anymore. I just hate this podcast so much. Yeah. He's obviously not good with improv. He needs to write a script or read from a written script or something. He might be, but Tom Kavanaugh. That's the guy that you're key to. Really? Yes. Because they're both terrible. They are. They're equally terrible on this show. I just don't think Michael Ian Black has much to work with with this time. Fair enough,

fair enough. Well, they did do 100 episodes and they're very proud of themselves too. I remember that 100 episode the whole bit was they're acting like a basketball team That's one every game Oh, yeah, that was the whole that was what they spent the first 10 minutes of that episode Oh, that was that was yeah, they were talking about the Golden State Warriors and how they had no idea what they meant Oh, it was ridiculous. It didn't make any sense. No They're like, oh, we're gonna take it one game at a time. And we just we don't know, you know, we're just going out there. It was a stupid promise, but again, they had to just keep going and going and going. Yeah. I was surprised because I thought

they're both successful actors. How bad could it be? Right. It's pretty bad. Yeah, you'd think that they would have more value on their time. I have more value on my time than to listen to this show ever again. But these guys, apparently, for a hundred episodes, talked about snacks kind of. Yeah. You have a track in here called Spitted Out Already. Is there any setup that you want to give us? Oh, it's kind of just, I think you've already played a clip similar to that.

No, that's not a dead air. In a hundred episodes, if there is a common complaint, a number one complaint, it's when successful companies get greedy and they try and further their product beyond its means. So, Jen, I think that you're being too hard on these guys. Am I? I was worried to even play it because I'm sure that I'm stammering as we speak, but I'm not a professional podcaster. That's part of the deal. No, these guys are obviously not professional podcasters either. In fact, they have this part that is so douche-chilly. They might have done this on your episode too. They have a thing that they play when they give their ratings out, so they rate the snacks. Yes. So at the end, they give it a score.

And they have this crazy build up for it, and it sounds like this. Ratings? You got a right up! You got a right up! You got a right up! You got to keep them rated! Red, red, red, red, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, At the end of our show. Yeah, we like to play a little clip from the show we'll be reviewing the next week So I put together this similar type of drop and this is for our next week's teaser. Oh great You're so proud of yourself. Oh, I'm so proud of myself. It's so douchey because it's so 90s, like morning zoo radio, nonsense, which just lots of noises and people yelling in chaos.

So the worst type of audio. Yeah, I would agree. You could possibly play. I used to use that every time then. All right. Done and done. That is now the clip that we play before we tease next week's podcast. Why not? You have one more clip. Do you want to get to it? before we tease next week's podcast. Why not?

Um, you have one more clip. Do you want to get to it? Are we ready to move out with our wives? Um, you could play it if you want. I could play it if I want. You kind of feel like we don't have to. You are doing a really good job selling this clip. I would feel like it's going to be dynamite. Here we go.

Well, I titled it. Okay. Neither interesting nor a curveball. Most of my Oreo consumption comes in the form of cookies and cream ice cream. Interest. Which I which I like a lot. Interesting. Wow. That's that's a curve ball. Yeah, I would agree with you. That's not interesting. It's right down the middle of the plate. Yeah, on that one. Yeah, not not interesting at all. Yeah, that's all I got. I mean I like I said I, I could have clicked the whole show, but I didn't, I didn't really know what to do with it. Yeah, this one, this one was tough. I don't understand why there was nonstop yes and they could

have used a little no every now and then. They could have used quite a bit. I feel like mixing that in a couple of times, just to stop them from going down these long paths of nonsense would have been helpful. But all right well that that show is what it is a little bit surprising thought it would be better but it was long that was a 45-minute long well you listen to a multiple times and multiple episodes so I thought I would give it a chance. If anyone was questioning the Jingles Department

commitment to this show those questions are was questioning the Jingles Department commitment to this show, those questions are over. The Jingles Department is all in. I like to do research. All right, well, here's the good news, Jennifer. Next week, we're going to do this again. I think not you. Not you, but we are going to do this all over again. We're going to review another podcast and actually we're gonna change it up a little bit

So let me play a clip from next week's show and I'm gonna tell you we're gonna change up the format So many surprises like suicide squad being Oscar winning people getting fired and yeah Oh my god, that's my code and keeping the note Who is that girl? Yeah, she's perfect. She's like perfect. And she's like 16. But not as a point. The point is suicide squad might have had the headline the next morning. It might have been that. And they got rubs. All right, so that is a podcast called DC Movie News.

And next week, we're having Andy back to the show. Oh. And Andy will be bringing his twin brother Joe. Well, that's going to be double the pleasure and double the fun. So these guys, they're kind of like the Sklar brothers minus the charm and jokes, but they are twins. Well, Andy and Joe are going to come on and they're each going to listen to a different podcast. Joe's going to review that show DC movie news. Andy will be reviewing the Marvel movie news podcast.

And the contest is they need to convince me which podcast was worse Oh, wow, well, they have their work on out there. They have their work on out for I think it's gonna be it's gonna be all the way to a photo finish If you will it's gonna be a tough one those guys can do it. I think they can so they'll make for a good podcast. Well They've already told me that they have way too many clips. Apparently these shows are atrocious as you can probably tell from that clip of people just talking over each other. You're gonna do a two-parter? Well, oh wow, could you imagine to be continued? This suspense is killing me. So please, join us again next week because it might be the episode where we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony. For each

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