Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep65 Marvel Movie News vs. DC Movie News

Episode Date: July 9, 2017

For this week's show we change up the format. Twin brothers Andy and Joe join Karl to review two podcasts - Marvel Movie News and DC Movie News. The brothers' job is to convince Karl that the pod they reviewed is the worst. It's a nail biter. Will it be the sad DC fans who watch movies that suck? Or the terrible broadcasters that have hopped onto the Marvel bandwagon? Spoiler - no one really cares. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. We listen to podcasts so that you don't have to. I'm your host, Carl, with me today, twin brothers, Joe and Andy, guys. Thanks for joining us. Hey, Carl. Thanks for having me. Return of the goat. I'd like to remind our listeners that you can visit whoarethese.com, our Facebook page, or on Twitter at whoarethesepod. If you like what you hear, don't forget to give us a positive five-star review on iTunes or Google. So we did something a little bit different this time. We have two podcasts that we're reviewing. Yes. Andy, listen to Marvel movie news,

and Joe listen to and clip DC movie news. So let me set this up. It's a little bit different. I didn't necessarily go in and clip things like I normally do. I let you guys control that. So the purpose of our show today is for you two to convince me that the show you

listen to was the worst podcast ever. Right. One of you will leave here victorious convincing me that your show was the worst show ever. Now here's the rub. Yeah, okay. I know people love the set-up part of the show. Sorry, I really like to just expand on it as much as possible. Let's not get into it right away. Let's just talk about it for a while. Okay. Here's the rub. I've listened to the podcast that you guys clipped. I've listened to both of them all the way through.

So I already have some opinions on it, but I will tell you, I don't know which is worse. Yeah. So I'm ready to be convinced. Really? I'm going to hear the arguments because I could go either way. Yeah. I'm not going to different reasons. This is one was awful, so I mean,

I feel like I'm standing, you're fighting an uphill battle. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, all right. Wow. That's fired, I think. I love it. I'm gonna be a bit of a family feud, I feel like.

I love it. I'm taking it. The only other thing that I want to say to set this up is that Joe, who listened to DC movie news Set me all this clips. I've not listened to any of his clips So I don't know what his angle is. I've listened to a show. I don't know what he wants me to play Whereas the end the angle is at the show sucks. Okay. Good. That's what you're supposed to do Andy sent me the timestamps, so I do know exactly what I clipped for him

I don't know why in a lot of scenarios. So, so let's get into it. Joe, I want to start with you. What do you want to begin talking about this DC movie news? I will tell you that there were four hosts. Johnny Lucosto, Roxi Stryri, O'Layna Jordan, and Adam Gerder. Okay, so... I put your dollars in it. I mean, I don't know, I didn't give a shit. One of the, Andy and I only talk. I said, are these affiliated?

Like, when Andy presented it to me, I'm like, are these like, because Marvel movie news, DC movie news, I'm like, these are like what, the same network or whatever, because I don't, this is also on YouTube. Aren't they an pop-cord network or something? Oh, is that what it is? Yes. But one is on podcast one, which is Adam Corolla's company. I don't think the other one is. Yeah, it's very confused.

I like it the impression that one group of jerk offs walk in and do their pod and then walk out And then another group of jerks walk into the same studio Yeah, so neither if you looked at it on YouTube. I did okay. There's there's money behind this. There's like They're not big. It's like like 15-inch LCD monitors behind them, but there's a set Yeah, so did you watch yours, Andy? No. I need to, so you don't know if this is the same or not.

Mm. I don't think they are. I think they're totally unaffiliated. I don't know, because I asked Andy, I'm like, are these affiliated who puts this together? Because there's money behind it. And he goes, I think it's Maria Manuno, so I'm like, she's at the end of it.

Oh, right. Did she just get a brain tumor? And probably believing these podcasts for her brain cancer. Let's get into it. But, uh, this just doesn't like her. Yeah, before we start, God bless her for putting up with this shit. No, curse her for making me lose her.

I won't. Yes, sir! No! Ah! My best expression. Okay, so my best estimate of this show, and I did, I tried to do a little research also, so I found it on YouTube, watched it, which is, in my opinion, a mistake. Kevin, you want to say something to us?

And then I went and looked for the other stuff because two of them are clearly like trying to be in the industry. This must be LA based I would say. Everybody wishes they were on entertainment. The four of these people, they are because they have this. Yeah, they think they're involved or something or they're desperately trying to be and so I want some. Get hands me Chris Hardwood. Somebody's yeah, I want some of somebody's real I won't say who's who except one so so somebody somebody does comedy somebody's trying to be an actor actress and then the other two as far as I can tell like do their own reporting and stuff and then they all get together to create this cluster

fuck of I don't know who this is for. Why don't you play like my first clip? Okay. Just this right, this sums up, I think, this whole show. Great. She let me borrow a revolutionary war jacket last week for a commercial call. Oh, that one's out. I haven't got a call back. Dang!

I didn't, I didn't. I don't think I booked. They probably went way older. I don't think I look like I was in her Hamilton. But you got that jacket, don't you? I got the call back. I got the jacket. She even gave me the pants.

I didn't wear the pants But she gave me Yeah, we know you didn't book it. Okay, you didn't book anything like like but that's like they're book They're going on commercial auditions talking about their You know what they're doing or it's you're not Not impressed. Yeah, I didn't book the the Alexander Hamilton commercial. Yeah, they're all desperate Yeah for you to know Who they are the fringe the Marvel why do you play my? Track two because this is like it's so important that they get their fucking Twitter handles out there like God for bid

I don't follow their hashtag. I did check these as heads To it was out to you know, that's not impressive. I Called this track because you just came in the time. Sam, Guy talking fast and badly. We're the Marvel movie news. This is episode 137 come to you live from Midtown High where we tell you all the news from all the studios and why it should be as excited as we are. It's God is on a hot on a hot tunes out Marvel movie news or find us at youtube.com for slash popcorn talk network also on their website popcorntalk network.com

follow us on Twitter at Marvel news PT and or at the popcorn talk on Facebook.Talk, on Facebook.com, follow us on Marvel News, show follow us, and like us, tell us how much you love us, and we'll do our best to get back to you on that. Yeah, did you get all that? I can't at least respect the effort to not waste all my time with her bullshit, but that's sucks. Well, the reason why he talked that past, he said it out that Koi, one of the hosts on the show, had it had it go Oh, I think he was going to see spider

Lucky lucky him that's right right That makes we got a rush we got it we got it And then they waste the next hour and six a minute. Yeah, he's doing nothing and I think that guy said maybe three things and then he was like You I mean useful in my other clip. Oh, sorry Well here I'll take up that time to play my second clip, my D-C. This is all the hilarious jokes you'll get on the DC movie news. All right, the joke montage.

Mike Kolonowski, once again, not with us, he is busy putting in that work, right? That's where he is. That work. I think he is. Yeah. Yeah. More doing good things.

You better be watching him on Jane the Virgin. If you're not watching him, then you just go straight to hell. Alright. Find her on Twitter at RoxasDryer because she's RoxasDryer. Hey, I'm just a crowned you love a hair. You're waving like a crowned you. Klawless Axis. Thank you.

Klawless Axis. Hey, Tantras. You're a Tantras dance. That's a lot of makeup. Tantras Dance. You're a Tantras Dance. Yeah. That's a lot of makeup. You're a Tantras Dance. That's a lot of makeup. I know like Barry Allen's gonna super Answers, please. Answers, what? I know you forgot about answers because you haven't given them to me a long time. I'm speaking of good news. Mr. Terrific is now a free agent. So I can get some of that terrific strange that's out there. Yeah. So they're not funny. There were no laughs. No, no, no, no, I'm sorry. I know left Yeah, if if you're not watching Jane the Virgin then you're probably listening to this comic book

My interest rage for the show no virgin. I don't know if you caught her Built her own rim shot that she did in there. She did her own rim shot at one point did in there, she did her own rim shot at one point. I think that was with you, Joe. I listened to these shows, I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. And I have very little interesting comic books as you guys both know. I've seen some of these blackbuster movies. I kind of know a little bit about what's going on. I don't have any type of preference between Marvel or DC.

And the thing that I took away from this is that Marvel is winning by a landslide. Because the DC people are very just. They bring up Marvel many, many times. I always say, right. Oh, yeah. They're selling Marvel. Oh, yeah. We won more Oscars than Marvel.

I was like, why don't we even talk? I was like, you know what I mean? Shit. I got a lot of shit here. And so one of the things I did not put in was that one point one guy brings up Marvel or he just interviewed Marvel people and the other guys like Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my Dimension Marvel. Oh, the guy has to admit that one of the Captain America movies is really good. They're all like wow So since we're talking about DC real quick the the thing that I was picking up on, I

have in my notes here, is it is called DC Movie News, which is a total misnomer. There's no news. No. There's not even gossip. It's all speculation by people who appear to have zero authority. At least favorite part about both. Fantasy cast. They all stun you.

So yeah, right. Ooh. Or this was this was the part that I was just laughing my ass out how terrible it was. Do you think they're going to have like Batman or Batgirl or something but female Bat character? I don't think so. No analysis, no explanation. Yeah.

I don't think so. Okay. Yeah. What are we doing? Right. What's the blood in it? This whole, both these shows can be, you can find out everything that they're telling you in probably a minute and a half of Googling instead of listening to an hour and 10 minutes of bullshit.

Right, a people are not in the industry. He has no inside information. Literally, when they start reading Twitter, is the only time that it's actually something that is worthwhile to listen to. They pretend they they're giving you good information. That's my clip three. Okay, I'll play that. All right, let's do it. If you want the peace of mind of them saying you have creative control, whether or not that's necessarily completely true,

obviously these other people are going to have influence. But when you're on set, you want people to say this point person is the point person. Is that how Hollywood works, Robert Evans? Thanks for telling me that you're working on Batman. Maybe DC will have a say in how the movie goes or Warner Brothers might, they might have an opinion. You know, I mean, it's ridiculous. They think they're experts, I don't know, play me something.

Yeah, I was going to listen to the one too much. I'm the one too punch. So I got to come out with this is the way the Marvel podcast. This is the opening. This is the first thing you hear when the people start giving me the news. Eric.

What are you doing? I used to show. I don't know why. I don't know why. I was too long a week. There's just don't want all the people like to just 12 seconds to keep you out of getting out of here. I don't know why. I'm best guarded in my own life why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why like this I'm hard in in my own life. Yeah, like somehow in my head people are just like why are you still talking good to the news like

Then skip it. Yeah, yeah, the entire globe is like skimmy to Bob that key is give it You To Skimmy to pop you in the nuts. So this show has three hosts met Mecky, Koi, Jandro, and Marquilla McCarty, and Koi leaves halfway through. Yeah. But it did not sound like there were three hosts. It sounded like there were eight.

Yeah. They talk over each other non-stop. Yeah. And I'll tell you, I went on a brother reason show who had made fun of on this show in the past. This was probably 15 years ago. Never heard of them. Yeah, so he's a radio personality who will say here in Rochester and there's a giant sign because

they have guests on there that says one person talk at a time. That is the rule of broadcasting. One person at a time. These people, especially this fucking Matt Ki-Gai, can that stop himself from making noises? The entire time all the people are talking. Oh, right. He's putting on a purport. Why did you play that clip seven? This is something that, special that Carl and I worked on together.

Okay. So, you're talking about where he does his Bibi-D-Bops. He's scatting all over, you know. Yeah. I mean, in more ways than one. Yeah. So Andy hasn't heard this yet, but he did recommend that we compare that to another famous guy who makes his way on our show quite a bit.

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Okay. And in scanning. Well, right. But when I say that, I'd say this a lot on this show, but it's an important point to make, because if you're putting on a show that people are going to listen to, it can't just be your normal boring conversation level. Listen to how terrible this is, just with the us and us going on. Yeah, she's, I mean, she's a brilliant accomplished chemist and engineer and is teaming up, apparently,

in Black Panther. So the actress, I'm going to Navi Yabbe. She confirmed that she is playing Tilda Johnson. It's brutal. You know what I'm reminding me of? You're reminding me of this little bit.

Hey, you know what, guys? This right here, this rambling boring conversation containing already made before observations, this could be a podcast. That's why podcasts have been made fun of, because they have no chops. They would never know how to go on the radio

or on TV and do a show. They just have these normal boring conversations that are not fun to listen. Read that beforehand, and maybe research how her name is pronounced or something. I mean, I didn't research how I did these things. They ain't. I wasn't gonna give any of these people credit. You pulled up their Twitter feed that was at the end.

I was almost gonna lead off with it. So we knew who we were talking about. And I'm like, why bother? I'm fucked with these people. They're stuck. They're nobody. And you wouldn't be doing them any favors by leading people to their content because it's awful. But they do have a podcast, Joe.

And clearly anyone can do it. You're here. It's actually not a bad idea. Really? A podcast? Don't you have to be some sort of whiz kid to do those? Definitely not. Anyone with a computer can make one. Yeah, sorry. Just the, uh, the second part of that family guy. It's not on Quicks. It second part of that family guy. It's not on Chris. That's part of that. That's exactly it. Well, I didn't know you guys were teaming up against me

with all the production value for the Marvel cast. Well, you could have grabbed family guys. Yeah, I could have. I could have. Um, we should do for DC, do my clip for. I call this one loss of all credibility. In an aquarium tank. Think about it. He's moving like that. Nobody moves like that.

You can do it. Dude, you can do a little bit of that in the water. Yeah, absolutely. Is he being pulled with a tape? Is he wires? It almost looks like wire work. I think it's underwater wire work. Underwater wire work.

Underwater wire work. That makes a lot of sense. Then we're going to take movie stars and tie them underwater. They're bringing Carrie Fisher and Peter Cushing back to life and Star Wars movies. But we're gonna pull a guy underwater because that's gonna look good. It's called fucking computer-shattering-eated image. Well, the best part about that whole conversation is they watch a six second clip.

Yeah, that's the whole thing about this. From the Aquaman. That's the whole thing. That's the news of it, right? That's the only thing that this show is about. Right, you watching Test Footage. Which is so obnoxious because, okay, we're gonna watch this clip now.

So I'm watching a Jardov watch some Jardov. Exactly. Yeah, well, if they do show show it if you watch it on YouTube, but if you're doing a podcast, you have to treat the whole thing like a podcast, just because you're simulcasting it on YouTube or making a video as well. If you start showing clips, we can't see it.

And then they don't even explain what you're seeing. Like they didn't even bother to say Aquaman, like swims really quick up to this statue and then he kind of like rears back and that's like the whole wirework thing they're talking about is like it's this real fluid underwater motion but they don't even explain that and if you're listening to it as a podcast it's fucking worth it. So the problem with the DC movie news is DC doesn't put on a lot of movies. And so it's supposed to be about DC movie news. They talk about TV shows for half the fucking show. We're talking about. I did not get that. Yeah. The shitty TV shows that are made

for children. Yeah. Why are we even talking about that? She just be called we just shoot DC nonsense out of our mouths for an hour. And I will admit that like I do or have watched, I really stall out at it because a lot of these TV shows are like 23 episodes long. And like that's just not the format anymore. Like Netflix shows and stuff, it's like 10-8 episodes or something and you're done. I'm like, you watch 23 of these things, you wanna, I'm like, this is ridiculous. So, I have watched Flash, I have watched the shows, but it's called DC Movie News. It's not called Spoil While The Show's For Me.

They're not doing movies, right? They're doing TV shows. Also, the show's, it's like, it's the shit you're embarrassed to watch. Like, you know, like, it's shit I, like, even though I'm telling you on a podcast that I watch it, I shouldn't be telling you know, you know watch super kill team pleasure No, but when they told me that Martian manhunter was on it. I was like oh

It's a word stern love on barricading TV Yeah, they said I watch the bachelor I don't I don't I don't I don't They they talk about how there's very few movies made by DC and they say well They make two movies a year well then a three movies a year. They're speculating how many movies don't make so the guy goes I put the over under it two and a half. Did you hear that part? Yeah, yeah No idea what over under me Production I mean

Idiot I mean, I do have to idiot to not know over under his work. Okay. No, I missed that. But I will, I will at least actually, I think this one was like back in March because I'll display my nerd news review stuff is that they're making that whole backer whole thing that you were talking about before where they're just speculating they are making a backer all movie that was announced after they did this podcast so so this is a little bit older but whatever it doesn't matter it doesn't fucking matter one bit we're not here to actually learn about the DC

universe yeah I think this is a part in the Marvel one that made my skin crawl Trek 3 this is a mispronunciation into one of my biggest pet peeves about what people say on podcasts. She can also turn people into Lycanthorps. Yep. Yes, but by the power of the Suns rays, they change back. Oh no. Now there's this whole storyline where she is employed by I believe us yellow. She's employed by yellow clause. She goes to Grimrock and she is turning the prison population into werewolves because that's what one does. And because of that, that's how she runs into Captain American and Falcon. She injects Falcon with her her werewolf serum You know like you know like one is like one is want to do

I hate that no phrase like you do Yes, we're listening Well the beginning is her It's that whole explanation was it's like and like and throw. Yeah. That is where you say that. Not like and thwarp. Oh, okay. I was just like, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I mean, I don't know either. I know.

I got it. I'm coming to suffer. I don't know what he's like. Listen to me. People are idiots. I just, what? I've listened to a lot of podcasts. And whenever somebody says like you do,

yeah, that's something that people that are not funny Sage when they're trying to be funny and every time I hear it I want to punch my iPhone You should punch right you want to do another one because I don't want to dominate Yeah, you know you're not being very judicial in the process or anything But maybe I'm just gonna lose this one to just like everything mom's always like Joe fixed the fucking base And Joe I'm like nice thing Joe never gets cut jerking off at the zoo Why don't you go ahead because I yeah, I'll tell you what guys I'll interject here and you pointed something out to me

You know I get hung up on these verbal ticks that people have when I'm listening to a podcast. And then as soon as I pick up on it, I can hear nothing but that. Yeah, that's what happened. And Andy pointed out that these guys just say, yeah. They just agree with each other with, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

And now we're going to do it for the rest of our... Well, someone is talking. It's non-stop. So I put together a gang compilation. But I'm going to tell you, this is 25% of the gas in the show. It's non-stop, so I put together a gay compilation, but I'm gonna tell you, this is 25% of the gas in the show. It's only 25? I mean, you couldn't. I spent 17 hours out this comp, I wanted,

I couldn't spend 34. I wanted like, we should do like a jelly bean jar, guess of how many times they say, yeah, I'm just fucking podcasting. I'm guessing you didn't count it otherwise, that fuck that, forget it. There's actually etchings on the wall behind me So here is my yeah

compilation yeah So yeah, yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, blue apron, but yeah, you know, yeah, no Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So this guy, Matt, he they all do it, but Matt key I think has to rats It's our trutz reaction whenever he's not talking he has to say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

So that was only the first 10 minutes of it and our 10 minute podcast it actually gets worse and worse by the end He gets rubbed up on it. I didn't hear it that much when I started listening to it. You pointed it out so I was kind of listening for it. And then the final 20 minutes of the show, which is I mentioned in an hour and six minutes long. I was trying to find a short one. It just aren't any. It's just an hour of yes. Yeah, it's a lot of yes. I think I did it. We increased on that alone. Yeah, and I'm punch drunk by that I don't even know what to say anymore. That was brutal. I will also by day. So I'll counter that verbal takes to pitty with hardcore political

Dietripes. Oh really. So let's go with a clip five shit just got real about Mel Gibson at some point. We are to Suicide Squad too because he was like there and all happy face. I heard you're a tie-rate about Mel Gibson last week. So you said as a Jew, you disagree? What what are we doing? Like there's no swearing on these, right? Like they don't swear. And they're talking about comic book movies and comic books and shit like that. But now they get

into, I believe two of them, yeah, well, there's more that two of them are the journalist people are Jewish. What are they talking about? I think Mel Gibson is going to be in Suicide Squad 2. Really? So he was at the Oscars and they were showing him I guess they want to make up or costume Oscar And yeah, and so he was in the audience and he just did hax our ridge which go ahead and do six Okay, this is related. This is all related. Yeah, to put this in perspective This was the show wrapping up the Academy Awards. Yeah, yeah, so they talked a lot about the Academy Awards And if you guys remember Mel Gibson was year- ear to ear with smiles.

He'd tire fucking show. All he did is show him in the audio. Smile with a dish back. But I've been thinking about seeing Hacksaw Ridge. I mean, that's a- That was very good. So you saw that, so you don't have a problem seeing his movies. I saw it for work, and I not had to see it for work.

I wouldn't have seen it. And as I said before, he's ridiculously talented. I've never said anything other than, he's ridiculously talented. I've never said anything else. Yeah, ridiculously talented people. I mean, as a reason that I am very opposed to KCF like getting an Oscar, he's very talented. I don't think he should have been awarded. See, these lib tards just can't handle when you're talented and you put out a podcast, Carl, like you do. They just can't handle your tail. I'm gonna kill you.

I do get some papers, this is true. They can't handle that. They can't separate the work from the person. You know, a Roman Blanche, about raping girls. I don't know why Mel Gibson is back either. Now he's in the single to that daddy's home too. And people are just letting them back into the industry.

They just go to show that. They couldn't even, they couldn't even not say that HECK's garage was great because it is, it's an hour or two long in the beginning, just get to the bodies blowing up and stuff. But the movies, I'd rather hear more. I'm the show has reached a new low. Yeah, I'd rather hear Mel Gibson's

ranting in real life and see his work. I don't care about Mel Gibson, fuck him. in real life and see his work. I don't care about it. Mel Gibson, fuck him. Well, the one person does make a really good point where they say, we know Mel Gibson's a bad person. And maybe you have this clip. So I don't wanna step on it. No, I don't.

We know he's a bad person, but we don't know who else is a bad person. He just got caught. Right. His drunk rantings got on tape, were made viral. And by the way, he said some of the funniest things I've ever heard. Yeah. He just fucking smiled and blow me your tape. I use that every day of my life. Yeah. Yeah. My wife loves that. Yeah. Right. So I mean, it happened to Alex Baldwin.

It happened. Yeah. Early Sheen. Yeah. Right. So we know that all of these coddled douchebags are assholes.holes. And we should just get over it and realize everyone's a bad person. Yeah. Yeah, and they're pretending, yeah, and they're pretending they're not. Which place right? In the clip seven, Carl?

I'm not here at Bad Jew because you advocated a sexual assault. No, you advocated adultery. Which sexual assault are adultery? You're terrible, you're a terrible person. Who says you're a bad Jew? Oh yeah, because you're a bad Jew. Oh yeah. I said I said I said I said I can be fine. Hit eight. I just stop right there. You're bad. Jew.

Right. Bad. You can just say you're bad. Oh, no, you've got too far. We love their Jewish people here at WATP. All right. Well that wraps up my hand how to get podcasting to load on his phone. Now you've got too far. We love their Jewish people here at WATP. All right, well, that wraps up my... I think that wraps up my... I think that wraps up my...

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I think that wraps up my... I think that wraps up my... I think that wraps up my... I think that wraps up my... I think that wraps up my... Yeah, yeah, well Yeah, sorry, this is a clip of all three hosts all saying yeah without any other words coming out. Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah That's a trifect it's a turducky and a vast hole if I had a clip that sums up the marble show for me it would be that one Yeah, oh god He just said it. I got to figure out something else to say yeah yeah you do yeah mm-hmm all right well speaking of uh that show being terrible this one is Matt giving a listener a shout out yeah this i can have this show is a lot of shoutouts yeah and a lot of people tweeting at them and then responding to it

which is my least right it goes into like the Twitter like all important Twitter Like God forbid we don't You know offer To the God of Twitter Literally having a one-to-one conversation on a show that you're broadcasting makes zero sense to me anyway Yeah, this is terrible Jenga Rosario's turn in six. And this is a birthday show.

Now two yous give it a boop boop boop boop boop boop. Bow, happy birthday Jacob Rosario. Yeah, that was great. I just got a text from Jacob Rosario. He said he doesn't want to see his seventh birthday after that. He said stop talking about me on this show. Oh my God. I have a clip on here that I totally forgot what it is,

but I'm going to play it because it's called Dushi Way of Introducing This. And I'm Matt Kea. The Matt Kea were joined, but as always, by my key on my card, he at M-A-R-K-E-I-A-M-C-C-A-R-T-Y. Yeah, that was, that was him, not I remember. So he's talking about his co-host Twitter handle, of course. Yes, of course. And he has to fucking sing it.

This guy is non-stop singing non-stop. And if you have to spell your name out, if it's not easy enough for me to find that you have to spell it letter for letter, come up with another fucking Twitter name. Well, in Marquilla's defense, her name is Marquilla. Well, it's not her fault. Her parents are assholes. It's not her fault.

Just go and- And dumb bitch. I was at least I know how to spell that. I can't shut out everyone for everything. How redundant are these people's lives, though? Is it fucking the same shit on Twitter, the same shit that they just talked about? Well, you know, they got to do that.

He's done that a million times you can say By the way saying it and should they probably have these post rap Meetings where it's like all right you went to spell out my name because people are not finding my Twitter You have more followers than I do because you're not as mackey and that's a lot easier people to find so change your fucking name That's not the answer It's a change your name What do you got left over there? I think Joe was to finish strong

No, I mean I got a little rope Adobe want Andy to run out of clips. I got I got like four I got four left So I have one I have one heymaker Okay, so let so I'll just go through these real quick. So this this was you tell you like pet peeves. This was number nine is was my pet peeve. Because we haven't cast yet. We haven't cast it and it could be an alien. It could be like kilowover. We haven't cast yet. You haven't cast shit. You haven't done anything. You're not making a movie. We haven't cast yet. You haven't cast shit. You haven't done anything. You're not making a movie. We haven't done anything. I hate it when you're a parent of a high school sports team. I hate it when I'm sitting in my living room and I'm watching the bills and I'm saying we can't fucking, I hate myself when I go away. I know, I know, I know, it's like, fuck you. We haven't done anything yet.

Right. We already talked about it a little bit, but every time they speculate on like, what's gonna happen in a movie, well, I think we're gonna see this person do this and then this person's, you have no fucking idea. You're not writing the movie, you're not directing the movie. That's all the show is.

Not acting in the movie. So why are you saying this? That's all the show is pointless. in the movie. So why are you saying this on the show is all pointless and then The the stunt casting is the other half of the podcast where somebody's like, oh, I just I just watched this So I think the rock they want the rock to be in every Action Carl did you have something you wanted to say on your own podcast? wanted to say on your own podcast. No, that's fine, Adi. Let's go over that point again.

That's the true one. Adi to the crew. Oh yeah. And then let's hear the DLR Supercon again. Exactly. And he's going to start playing the same place again. Great. Remember how good this was.

All right. So then we're getting towards the end of the show. Actually, this is where they start talking about the show. It's now we're into, I don't know, Andy, maybe you know Powerless. Did you listen to theme song? No. No, why?

It's terrible. No, fuck that. Do you know Powerless at all, the show? Is it DC? Is it a DC? I know that thing. Vanessa Hudge and this is hot. She's on it. No, okay. Watch it. I this is I've never heard of any of it before, but they start talking about all that

flash arrow super girl. They're talking about all this shit and powerless is one of those shows. And so they're talking about powerless here. So, god number 10. Like I said, I know Ron Funches. So obviously I'm a fan of his as well. And so he's a he's a It's the worst name. I know Ron Funches and you know who Ron Funches. Let me pick this up for you You know, you know, you don't know who Ron Funches is right. No, I don't think that's a celebrity Yeah, he's he's a comedian and I know he was on on dateable. He was on on date. I like right and He talks like Cleveland from oh, that's true from family. I basically but that's also a bit You know like that's like his how he pacifies white people But I found I

Did a little research. I'm like let me check out Ron Funch's Stand up, you know because the best thing that might come from listening to this bullshit was me listening to more stand-up and Ron Funch's, so play 10a. Okay. But I just don't handle stress well. It could be little things like dealing with cops. I'll go into the DMV.

I'll see an identical twins when you did not expect to see. That's terrifying. True. Why do we live with that? We're supposed to be snowflakes. But every now and then there's a direct copy of one of us. And we don't stab it in the skull. If you're gonna kill a guy with one. That's what you do with demons and doppelgangers.

He just found out. Twin bit from Ryan Funch. My name is Ryan Funch. This is an eye in Brad 2P. Yeah. The front of his house below off. He fell down from the bathtub. Yep.

Yeah. And then you got to spin off. Yeah, but I so know. Good stuff guys. Now I have to kill you. Now I to spin off show. Yeah, but I so know that stuff guys. I have to kill you. Oh, man, I'm red Joe. Which one? You're gonna kill a carol.

Oh, I guess if you have a haymaker, I'll just play my 11, which is just the end of the show. And I was I was pretty much floored by this. All right, big reveal time. I'm at Jane Quasdo, Sacramento, March 15th. I'm at the Sacramento Punchline. If you're Northern California, I'll tell you about tickets there. When's the April 5th?

I'll be in Orlando. Let's wrestle Mania a week. I'm doing a show in Orlando. If you're down there, please come out. It'll be a small little venue. It's going to be super cool. Otherwise, jalo-comedy.com. The comedy I was coming along with, guys.

I cannot wait to finish it. I'm going to bug the holy hell out of everyone when it's finally finished Damn no shit, it's gonna be a small little small little value no kidding that you paid you paid to Tevstage type who is a Johnny LaQuasto who is I apparently the the main host I think of of the show Did Adam Gertler plug is Television show he said he interviewed some Marvel people and upset everybody because he used to have a show that is the most upsetting name for a TV show which I think is sort of like

Master chef or Kels kitchen Master chef junior. Okay.huh. MasterChef Junior. Okay. It's called Man vs Child. Oh, Jesus. It's like a frog, it's a dog. It's like, who can molest these kids the best? When I was like for a show that had like the worst jokes,

I'm like, this guy is a comedian. And all the, like, half the, he had that Jane the Virgin joke in the beginning, which was not funny. Correct. There was a joke in the beginning. Oh yeah. And so I also went looking at his stand-up and one of the things that I'm like, he ripped this off from like Nick Swarzen does a bit about how when he's old,

he'll be listening to the chronic and that his grandmother will like, he'll be saying his your grandmother was a hoe like and he rips that joke off. So. Oh really? Yeah. So I was listening to him steal a joke and bomb on stage Well, that's this is my last clip. Okay. I actually I called Marquilla and I asked her why the show stinks so much and I Recorded it. This was her answer. Okay. Oh, that's because of the butt But like that. Yeah, he's crazy.

It was like that was like highly anticipated and aiming for all the sticky guys. The show stinks because of the butt. Oh, man. I think it's the way that the DC show, if we just picked a random movie trailer on YouTube and read the comments Hmm that would be the exact same thing as the show. It sounded like YouTube commenters Yeah, I'm surprised because this guy had a TV show. I had no idea that these people had anything going on Yeah, I think it's on true TV, which is barely in it. Okay. Yeah, so so it doesn't go. Yeah, they start, I mean, I don't know.

All right, so let's sum this up, guys. We got to figure out which is the worst podcast. Now, from my perspective, I hated Marvel movie news because they didn't broadcast well. They were talking all over each other. They had this verbal tick of saying, yeah, over and over again, the main guy was trying to figure out uh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so frustrating. I hate that type of show and then they even had a sponsor blue apron. The blue

apron lead was the worst commercial read I've ever heard of my life. That's when I shot on the jazz. Right. I was just, yeah. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that that was frustrated to me. Oh my god. Are there any commercials on DC? No. Okay. So that was why Marvel movie news was atrocious. Now DC movie news was one of the worst things I've ever heard. For all the reasons that we've talked about. There was no authority. They gave us no news, no information, not even you'd expect there to be some stupid gossip or something like that. Just speculation and opinions that met nothing with no analysis behind it. Total waste at everybody's time. Yeah, I have, I don't know like there was like nothing there like I mean I

I couldn't even I don't even I guess maybe if there was like legitimate news like if they had a list of Actual breaking news topics or something that they were covering maybe it would have been Right right but like what I I'll only say it, like I, I'm not the final judge on this or anything like that. I guess I'll wait for that. But I didn't see it here all like the verbal ticks and everything. It wasn't a lot of, for having four people in the room, they didn't really talk all over each other. In fact, there were times when they stopped talking about the other person's speak, which

is what you're supposed to do. Right, right. But I didn't hear it, like usually that's speak, which is what you're supposed to do. Right, right. But I didn't hear any, like usually that's what, you said you listen to it, so I was like, oh, will there be like the Yaz, the Oms, the likes, the so's. I didn't know. Way more likes from the Marvel movie news. Yeah, yeah. I didn't even clip those, but that was very frustrating too.

The Yaz were one thing, but that Jackass also says, like, all of the ways. I can only hope that this shit had Google's myself all day long Finds this show and realizes that he has Tourette's and some kind of shit going on and hopefully corrects it Well, this was a bad week for you, Carol. You had to do twice as much. I'm a great man. Yeah I mean, can you tell I only have a listen to one hour you had to listen to well I don't know why you listened to these like that I only have a listener one hour. You had to listen to, well, I don't know why you listened to these like that

I thought about listening to yours and I just couldn't bring myself to do it Yeah, and I and I I guess I'll say like I've never done any of this. I mean, I do a lot of editing all day and so um I'll only give anybody who wants to try and sit down and do something like this a little bit of credit because there's Even if you do like nothing, there's a little bit of work that goes into it. I think you're talking about doing a podcast Yeah, I'm talking about doing a podcast You're the best podcast ever right now You did nothing you had Carl do all your work. Okay, well actually clip chance true I'm the best and I'm

delegating because I delegated it. This is true. Quick question. What is this called? That's a microphone. Oh! I have another question. What does WATP mean? It's an inside joke. So guys, I just need final arguments because I'm still torn. I could see both of these being the worst thing I've ever heard. Okay. Andy, well, why should I pick Marvel movie-ness? I will say that this whole clusterfuck was all my idea. Okay.

Because I've listened to both of these shows. Okay. And... You did not answer my question. Tell me. Why should I think DC movie this I think because Andy's listening to both of these and he told me DC was the worst one although I'm sitting here the the yeah thing I was hanging my head over it I mean that should have been your haymaker that's you should save that for the end. Because if we had gone through all of this, and then you played that,

and I would have been like, I could know if you fucking win, you know. I mean, that was bad. And I couldn't find anything like that. This is why Kazmi did not go on the stand. Because it just came out and Andy would have been. Well, I see that the DC's the first one. And then he's admitting that Marvel is the worst one.

I guess so. This is a strange twist. We're all losers. This is like an episode of Shabu on. Yeah, we're both pointing at each other. I don't know. The worst is worse. Well, guys, I have good news. I've reached my verdict.

The worst podcast is Marvel movie news. And the reason is because when they talk about the Marvel Cinematic Universe, they use MCU to describe it. Oh, well, in the MCU, that's not fucking happening. So ding ding ding. Yeah. I don't fucking. I completely agree with that analysis. It's fucking, and I listen to the DC, you know,

I listened to an hour of that. You guys listen to the other one. And just by listening to the clips that you've played here, I just like, unlistenable. It's terrible. Guys, this has been really rough on all three of us. Yeah. We might have PTSD.

We should wrap it up. I gotta get to the zoo. Okay, so that's a call back to what Andy was jerking off and his mom got him at the zoo. So I have good news guys, next week, we're gonna do this again, and I have even better news. Really? I'm gonna play what I like to call.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. That's right. What we like to do here on WOTP is play a teaser of the podcast we'll be reviewing next week to get people excited about it. I love this part. I mean, isn't this the best part when I start to talk about why we do the teaser? Yeah. And why you should be excited about the teaser because we're going to do this show again. You're thinking, oh shit, the show's ending. What am I going to listen to next? Hopefully not

Marvel movie news. And then you're thinking, wait a second, next week, W H T P's going back with another episode. I need to listen to. And then you're thinking, well, but I don't even know what they're going to be listening to. So why don't I even care? Oh no, you will know what we're going to be listening to because I am gonna play for you right now a Clip what was it about today that changed the intro to what could be a top 40 hit? I should I should take my act on the road and go out for all those stupid singing reality shows And just be the guy that gets embarrassed and doesn't win But it's forever remembered in the eyes of the country, I could totally sing it up, man

I used to be in the choir class when I was a kid, we sang, I was bad at it, I'm still bad at it but it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I'm not a singer, I'm a talker so any singing you get out of me? oh bonus, that's a bonus I'm having a great day, I hope you are too uh, I hope the smoke is flowing kindly with you enjoy your cannabis this week all right, well that is a podcast called the weed show Is that Dice's cousin or something? Oh that guy's voices ridiculous. This is name is Chris Iakona and

Apparently he is a comedian Say he I would that's like a person I would run away from when they start talking like They just nonstop nothing coming out of your fucking at this point that I wish Kevin was still on the show You know he would oh So we actually we're gonna listen to episode 426 Miami Knights from July 4th 2017 Let me just read you the description of the show from his iTunes page. Comedy for the cannabis connoisseur, hosting comedian Chris Iacono, brings funny bits, weed entertainment, marijuana news, original music, interviews, giveaways, and chat with his buds. Get it?

Broadcast, broadcast from the Doobie Den in Denver, Colorado, the weedshow.com. Of course it's in Denver. Of course it's in Denver. Of course it's in Denver. So apparently this is some jackass comedian who figured how many people that listen to my podcast, oh I'll put the word weed in the title. And that way I feel like a lot of people do this with music and you guys are disagree with me. Saper-Sill, the most overrated act of all time.

Their music never changes. They just put on one loop that continues for four minutes while these guys just go, I hit the bomb and everyone's like, this is the best music I ever heard. They're talking about smoking weed. You like smoking weed. That's why you think this is good.

This guy I think is out of the same. It's not hard to impress Tony. It's not hard to impress Tony. It's not hard to impress Tony. Right, right. This guy could be telling the same jokes as the DC movie news guys. It's telling me, this is fucking hilarious. Yeah.

Then what would just do a British accent? Fucking nailed it, man. This is great. So, I don't like sight verse, though. I exactly know, exactly, Stoneier. So the weed show will be, we'll be reviewing next week, looking forward to that. Also in some WATP news, which stands for Who Are These Podcasts?

Oh, now I just got it. We are on Stitcher. And I'm shocked to tell you that I had no idea we were not Stitcher. And I realized you actually have to go into Stitcher and register your show and provide the feed and then they put you on Stitcher. So, hey, if you are a Stitcher listener, you can now find WATP. And I parallel look at the above Stitcher.

When you throw your Twitter handle out now, you can't do it. And who are these pod? Don't forget to tweet us so we can learn more about you and get a birthday shout out. But just so everybody else out there might feel a little bit better, Carl, over 100 episodes in, still figuring out.

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