Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep70 - The Rizzuto Show

Episode Date: August 13, 2017

Someone who hated WATP, and made it be known on iTunes, is a huge fan of this show. Listen, we're not for everyone, we understand that. But we're at least 10,000 times better than this piece of crap show starring a nobody named Scott Rizzuto. This St. Louis morning drive radio show turned podcast is a dud. Jen from the Jingles Department joins us to explain how this show was so bad that she started to like it. Karl disagrees. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's show time. There's really just a handful that don't suck That's where we come in My cast reviews like I'll blow up a Mandarin Jen from the JINGLE's department W-A-T-P W-A-T-P W-A-T-P Who are these partners?

W-H-P Who likes these partners? Not W-H-P Who likes these partners? That one's beyond me Who are these partners? W-A-T-P? W-A-T-P!

W-A-T-P! The way to do! W-A-T-P! The way to do! And welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. We listen to podcasts that you don't have to. I'm your host, Carl. With me today, back for the second time,

is Jen from the Jingles department. Welcome, Jen. It is almost a pleasure to be here. All right. I'd like to remind our listeners you can visit us at whoarethese.com, our Facebook page, or on Twitter. Who are these pod? If you like what you hear, don't forget to give us a positive five-star review on iTunes. We've been getting some great reviews in lately and also some podcast suggestions which we encourage. Save me a lot of time when people tell us what podcasts they want us to review.

Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called The Resudo Show or The Riz Show as they call it. Gemini, both listen to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand, so let's get into it. The reason why we did this show is because we got this comment on our iTunes page that said that we didn't have any original material.

And when I clicked into that commenter's profile, the only other show that person liked right on radio was the Rizudo Show. I recall. And that was a five star review. So I'm like, okay, we suck. This Rizudo show must be five times as good as us because we just got one star. So this was a tough one because it's a two and a half hour long morning drive morning radio show Turn into a podcast. It's only two and a half hours. It seemed like

Yeah, so you listen to the whole thing. I did well except for the last five minutes. I just gave it okay I listen to most of it, but it was tough. There are a lot of parts where they're just trying to fill time It was an emotional roller coaster for me. So here is the clip that best sums up the show for me and it's just laughing at nothing is how I would sum this up. So you're the chair on the on the edge of the table. Either there or I'm on the other side but far left. I'm a lefty. That's why so I don't want to be bumping in anybody I'm just at a different diet

I'm in the car because you guys forgot to undo the Get moon What is going on here? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What was the reason you clipped it? It's because of the noises and music playing in the background. It's like a random bass rep. I clipped before that part because it was a listener that explained why she's a huge fan of the show. Oh, let's hear that. Which clip is that? Track 3.

Okay. Huh? She listens on her hour and 15 minute drive to work every day and continues to listen while she's working. And she's also converted multiple folks to also listen to the show with her. It's awesome and evangelist. She loves the friendship of the show and it's really like listening to a couple guys that are diner just talking about the world events. That's the goal. 583 people, 213 households 150 families

residing in the village area can I pause there real quick? this is a terrible goal to have for your show it sounds like just a couple of guys talking in a diner that sounds miserable to me oh well saint livery illinois dude win them in meat companies there

come on so this was one of those you know that? dude, everybody knows that oh yeah, it's located right there 38 get up moon in They're up moon in the car moon. Where's moon? Where's moon? I also I also clipped it because underneath all of it all the time is this shite music 2152 North 89 that was the thing that I thought was really weird They have different music beds for different parts of the show

So they have this Craigslist freak of the week I listen to it you listen to week. I listen to that. You listen to that? I listen to all of it. So I have a clip out here where they introduce as a reoccurring segment they have on their show, but they must have certain music beds that go with certain bits. So we find our favorite freaks and John Reesum to you, and you vote for your favorite one on our Twitter page.

And one of these ads moving on to the next round to be free of your playoffs, fine to get their name entered on the Jerry Sendusky Memorial plaque. So, Jenna, I was thinking on WATP, we don't have a lot of that production value, like the Rizudo show. And I think it's time that we have little segments

on our show, where we just have a nice music pet going and we can chat about the rich show. This is the part of the WATP where we chat about the rich show. I want to be that girl on the rich show because she disappeared from that show. I didn't hear at all. She was in the beginning and she was very I think I might take this. Yes, so what do you think? This is working out pretty well huh?

She has some music player in the background. Is that music but for the reason? Maybe elephant? It is. It's as if you're like y'all can get any segment. It sure does. Alright, I won't bore you with any more of that. So the Craigslist freak of the week, what they do is they read three different Craigslist

ads. And then they have people vote on who's the biggest freak of those ads. This segment goes on forever. I think we want to talk about filling time. I think it was 35 minutes. 35 minutes just on three Craigslist ads. Yes, it was long. And there's no funny part in it, but they milk it.

And this is what pisses me off about, right? I'll radio, I'll say that we don't do original content. Love's the risotto show. It's all they're doing is filling fucking time. So they can, you know, collect their paycheck to the end of the week. Well, and I would argue, I mean, they're also pulling news clips from things

that they didn't make those stories. That's true. They're reading from the newspaper. Wow, they're stealing content. Yeah. All right, so here is, they're talking about this guy who put a Craigslist ad up where he wants to have someone Use a condom and then leave it on a toilet and then he's gonna go into the bathroom and put that condom on that was used

This is the ad this is what he wants to do so what the ratio does is they come up with like a wacky nickname For each of the people as that they read so that they can have you vote on Twitter and vote on the nickname I love this part this really breaks down this Scott Rizudo guy because each of the people's ads that they read so that they can have your vote on Twitter and vote on the nickname. I love this part. This really breaks down the Scott Rizudo guy because he decides he has the funniest nickname for this guy. Okay. And then the best thing you could do when you come with a funny joke is explain it, add nauseam

and try to convince people it's a funny joke. Listen to this. Hat Carpenter. Trojan Man. And I also like Danny Glover. I think Jimmy John is the way to go. He's going into the bathroom. Okay.

It's got to be something with hats or jimmies. Jimmy John. That's it. All right, now I'm in number one. Probably that one, aren't you? I am a little bit. That's right. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Is Hat Albert pretty good? I think Hat Albert's great too. Is that better than Jimmy John? I think it's a little bit more of a... I think it's a little bit more of a... Direct. Well officially changing. Hat Albert? Although I am. As I am the John part is a big part of the story because they're in a battle.

And you're doing Jimmy and it's a Jimmy and it's that. Your your kitchen bell. Albert has nothing to do with. You're a Jimmy John. Yeah, okay Wow he had to explain why his was more clever and then convince him and he's got that radio voice too as a Scott Resue I got this job because I showed up and started talking like this at the job review They're like hey, what are you doing from six to ten every morning? Yeah, and I would argue that Hat Albert was way better anyway. They're all terrible. I know. They're all terrible.

That's what I was talking about with this emotional roller coaster. I feel like I was brainwashed by the end of it because it took me first of all four days to listen to this one episode. I couldn't get through it all. It's rough. But by the end of it, I was kind of like used to it.

Like a Stockholm Syndrome? Yes. By the end of this morning, I am of like used to it. Like a Stockholm Syndrome? Yes! By the end of this morning, I am so tired. Maybe they're out to something. Oh my god. This morning I was trying to finish it. Yes. And I was almost at the time green part when I realized, oh, I just scooped a litter box. What a welcome freeze.

In the litter box? Catch it is way better than this show. It's don't class than this show. Ooh, it's bigger! We are! Oh Stop I was working on that all morning Be more funny I accept that all right. Yeah, what do you guys got some more tracks on here? I have a tall there was nothing that I couldn't have clipped out of the show it was all terrible So I have a ton of clips. I only have I don't have very many clips because it was just over I was completely overwhelmed but track one to me was what set me off.

It made me really upset about this show and that I had to listen to it. Hey, good morning everybody! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Yeah! Yeah, that's better than two days. Ugh, this guy shot out of the cat and watch out! Woohoo! I'm not just intro.

I grabbed a part right before that. It's this ridiculous dubstep music. The Skrillex for some reason is the show theme. Well, and I know you like Skrillex. I love it. So this is the terrible dubstep intro that makes a serial sense for this show. Mervato. The Ristudo Show. It's garbage and it's not even a good, it's not even an interesting piece of music So I want to add and enhance this for these guys and I'm gonna tell them go ahead and use my intro if you want deeper future episodes

Risotto Risotto Risotto Risotto shot The OBS The Crosi of the Flazger Oh That old gag that old business Oh, Massathon gag. I'm sure I'll get a lot of notes that everyone saw that one coming for a million miles I can even see see that in your face. Like, oh, shit, you're gonna play bass in that area. I love bass in that.

I'm not gonna say anything else. Fair enough. I thought this was interesting. And I give a lot of clips from the very beginning of the show because that's when I was paying attention. I got a loss. Yeah, me too. I got a loss when they went into,

not one new segment, but two in a row. They're like, they started doing news. And the one guy was reading the news and they had like a music band. then when that segment ended which was about 15-20 minutes. Easily. Scott was like all right now we're gonna get into the news and then he started reading the news. Did you notice that? No. Okay so this is thanks. I did it I sold. I told you there's a upsetting. Yes and okay. Yes thank you. We talked about this all right. I'll take this out and post all right This is this is when for some reason Tommy was so shows up out of nowhere

I your dad who just came off of a prostate cancer surgery my dad was gonna play he played last Friday. What's wrong with you guys? I did not add that in there. I don't know where that came from, but just for some reason, it's a weird... I almost clicked it myself, but I could not find any good start or stop anywhere to clip. Right. It could have been a 20 minute long clip, which I didn't want to do to anybody. Speaking of taking it out in post, Yes. Which will be most of this show. Yeah. Well, track two is I call it a dating advice and they have people calling and ask them for advice. Right. And which I don't know why anybody would, but this kid is like 22 years old and he asks for dating advice.

If I remember this right and I don't want to spoil your your bit here, but if I remember this right, he likes this girl who has a boyfriend Yes, and it's the dumbest question in the world like what should I do right? If what you have heard is true then eventually it will come to a head end They will break up and then don't be don't be captain save a hoe and try and swoop in there and be super nice guy and go I'm here to save the day. Yeah, yeah you man. And then when the time is right. And meanwhile, date some other people. Yeah, or cut his breaklines.

That's the other. That is the only thing. The best advice that we can give you. Because now it's out there. I don't know him. Oh jeez. Disclaimer, he didn't mean that. 22 year old Sammy over here is gonna play this podcast and court

Dude this guy loves laughing at us out jokes He'll say something and then he's the only one laughing about it afterwards So I have a track on here where he's talking to Tom Green and this is Scott Rosito just just riffing with another fellow comedian. My dad was like in the army, the Canadian army, we've got an army, we've got an army. You guys just throw maple syrup at each other. Yeah exactly. Exactly. He didn't know what to do with that. Yeah, yeah, we throw people here, but so then he goes on to talk about time green does the how he played hockey growing

up. And for some reason, Rizuno has to go back and do a call back to a joke that wasn't funny the first time. Yeah, so we go out and we go and shoot the puck around and do that or you guys didn't know the Canadians weaponized maple syrup. Yes, we did yeah, absolutely Show is so cringe worthy. Why would you think that that was funny enough to bring back again? Yeah, you know, they were they weaponized I actually pulled an ISO that is likely to show up on whtp in the future. Got some doozees today. Oh, good stuff. He should definitely use that. Yeah, some doozees with this one. This is not good.

Well, this was part of my emotional roller coaster. Okay. By the end of it all, I found myself feeling sorry for the other three guys. And like, I rapidly dislike risotto and feel bad these very unlikeable have to work with him because by the end I kind of felt bad for Tony well so Tony Patrico is the co-host and I'll tell you why you shouldn't feel bad for Tony. Okay. Okay. I have a clip on here. And let me just look through my notes here and try to find it.

All right. So they're talking about, this isn't one of the new segments. They're talking about Taylor Swift's groping trial. Okay. I may have fallen asleep for that, but yes. Okay. So they're talking about this thing. We're Taylor Swift has this suit with a DJ and Denver or something.

And Tony tries to interrupt the flow and get this GM out. The only thing they're saying is it's a long shot to whether or not you're even going to see her. I remember the sorts of things, sorry, Tony. These sorts of things, the big stars don't have to show up for this stuff all the time. I remember when I grabbed Rob Zommie's ass during a meat and green hilly. He didn't, too. He didn't get up for this stuff all the time. I remember when I grabbed Romm's Ami's ass during a meet and greet, he didn't see, he didn't get me fired, he liked the spirit. Great ass on that guy though, well done.

He gave a clinch of the right cheek, it said, hey, hey. So people, can you imagine? I mean, he got nothing for that. It's 42 because when Ruzu, don't tell us in joke, they all have to be like, yeah, right, got that. But this guy comes in with this Romm's Ami grab is butt joke, and it is, it falls so flat. I love it when that happens.

Well, and then there's, okay, so Track 4, I'm with him. It's a segment where they decide if something's an overreaction or not. So they read different stories. I don't think I heard this, okay. And, did newsworthy stories or not? And they decide is this an overreaction they decide, is this an overreaction? Or is it not an overreaction?

I've had this one. A 77 year old guy in Clearwater, Florida named Roger wanted to get it on with his 72 year old girlfriend last Friday night. Unfortunately, she was not in the mood, especially since they had had a fight earlier. So you tell me if this is an overreaction. Roger was so upset after being denied that he grabbed their bottle of lube and squirted it all over her. Nope, let's wrestle and The cops came and arrested him for battery and he blamed it on alcohol on sleeping pills With a sad waist took

Sweet sweet Lou, huh? Sorry. What all mid-70 year old couples are doing? Getting fights and squirting Loub at each other? Can you make a note to never put those two words together by the way? What, sweet, sweet Loub? That's so gross. That's so gross.

Hmm. Those are two words that are not supposed to be friends. sweet Loub not not putting next to each other no all right, okay over reaction Wow, that was a long clip. I almost just fell asleep again. Sorry, but holy shit That just goes out of that by the way if I overheard this conversation with a diner I would stop going to the diner. Oh, well, I would kidding me. I'd burn that diner Jen from the jiggle department the arsonist Gotta do what you gotta do. Did you have any other thoughts about that? 17-minute long clip we just played well I had to play the whole thing because I had to get to the bell at the end

Which I also found to be obnoxious. But I agree with that guy. Don't ever say that. Don't say sweet sweet. Sweet sweet Lou. I don't want to hear it. Yeah, it's uncomfortable. He loved himself for it though.

Oh yeah, he thought it. He thought it was very funny. Yeah. So I've noticed that we heard during that segment, there's a lot of dead air. They give themselves a lot of space, which I appreciate. I think that more of a professional broadcasting approach, but then they have those music beds running underneath things.

Yeah. And you're like, why the hell do they have to have music playing? This is kind of why. Listen to how slow and just dead airy this is. Yes. So I'd say the bill was 51 bucks. And I left six dollars. Am I too cheap there? Mm-mm. You generous. Ten says I'm all right. I don't know. That's a weird energy for a morning show.

Yeah. A lot of space. Anyway, so as you know, Jen from our Jenga's department, since you're on the team, W-A-T-P has been blowing up lately, getting a lot of great feedback and listeners reaching out and figured out the reason why that is. Oh. Did you know that just the name Carl is a punchline?

Yeah, it lasted four weeks. That was longer than I expected Carl. Can you come see me? It's gotta be the name Carl right. What's the punchline of that Joe? Carl. Can you come see me? And I would start cracking up like yeah, right? Carl right people in fucking asshole Well, you were born with a hilarious name. It's annoying. It's always it's always the asshole to it's it's become a whole thing Now if you that's the always the punchline the butt of the joke. It's like it's Carl I have actually noticed yes. Oh well I have actually noticed yes. Oh wow. Here is a part where they had this team Riz's member of the day and you know again it comes with all his production and sound effects

But I thought this was odd because I can't tell if the laughter is in the production or if someone was laughing while it was playing It's very awkward. Listen to this. Are they were just down a lot? They were taking pictures and then going back to their social media. Go, Hey, look, I got four likes. I got five likes. I'm about to everybody sucks. And now here is today's mattress director team. Raise member of the day.

All right. Today's team. Raise member of the day. Did you hear that? Yeah. I think it was added in post. Well, it sounds like it's so awkward how it ends. Listen to how it ends and it goes back into the thing.

And now here is today's mattress director team raise member of the day. All right, today's team raise Like stuff's mid-laser. Haha. Yep. So I was thinking is that make your pre-production bits better if someone's laughing in the background? I wondered if we should do this for our next week's tea segment. You should. You should. You should. You should. The tea. The tea. The tea here.

The tea here. The tea here. Yes, all right. That's it. I got it now. We're just going to have laughter and everything that we produce will just have somebody laughing in the background and make people think something funny is going on. Those five star reviews are just going to keep her running.

Exactly. All right, I still have lots more clips to get to. This show is terrible. Here's another example of Scott Rezudo telling a joke that he thinks is a eight or nine when in reality it's about a two. What's wrong with you guys? I'm gonna bury you guys with your softball bats. Hey man, it's Church League, it's important. I'm gonna bury you guys with your softball bats.

Does that mean that they'll be buried with their bats with them? Or is it gonna dig the hole with the bats? What is he talking about? He read about it. I'm gonna bury you guys with your softball bat. No sucking way. Alright, maybe that joke was pretty funny. That was a rocket toss. They do have... I don't know who's running the board for them,

but they do have someone who hits some drops from time to time. Did you happen to catch that? Like I said, I was pretty overwhelmed, but yes, I'm sure I did. Okay, so here's one of the drops they have, and it cracks everybody up. This is probably surgery regardless of what happens.

That's cool. No, well, so let's just tear it up further. Well, you know what? Yolo. Yo. I agree with you. Hey, take the job. Take the job.

Yolo. And then they're like, ah, you called that a fucking drop. This is a drop. Lick, lick, lick my balls. Ha, ha, yeah. You gotta get shifty. Oh, yeah. Take off your pants and your panties. Yeah, yeah, you gotta get shifty. Oh, yeah

Take off your pants and your panties shit on the floor That's a drop that is a wave interdrop. Oh, yo, oh, yeah Here's a trick that I call Awkward softball talk. This is kind of fun. I did not edit this in any way This is exactly the way that is showed up on the podcast and going back to fixing things in pose. They definitely do not. Hey, you know what God forbid a guy has a hobby, okay? Yeah. Well, hey. I have a hobby. Most hobbies don't hurt you though.

If you're injured, maybe it's time to, you know, relax a little bit and then you go back to the hobby. Listen, man, I got a runner. Oh, sorry, Jesus said play. Last fall. Whoops. Very good. They always talk about taking things out and then they never do.

Right. It's almost like the Chipposon podcast. All right, here's a clip where they're very excited. They're going to have Tom Green on the show. And I thought this was interesting. It reminded me of the Howard Stern showing the 80s. Also, Sir Tom Green will be here. He was knighting. He was knighting. He was knighting, yes. You didn't know that. Wow. Everyone's clapping. Do you remember when Stern used to do that all the time? They're just all reclapping in the studio. It's so awkward and ridiculous.

What are we clapping about? Yeah. Especially when it's four people clapping, it's not exciting. Well, it doesn't sound like a round of applause. Round of applause. Yeah, it's not that impressive. It's a smatter. But they talk about Tom Green in the beginning of the show,

setting up the interview later, for a while. And it's funny because the thing that they talk about is, remember Tom Green in 1999? Remember how popular he was? He was like a big celebrity. And it's like, okay, but it's 2017. He's not a celebrity anymore. And it's not that impressive.

It's kind of sad. Not that Tom Green necessarily listened to the lead up to his interview because it was like two hours in right but I would be insulted if I were him the way they were talking about Exactly talking about him like he's a washed up has been who used to be So popular and famous and now he's not anymore. So now here it is on our show and they were going into these bits that he's done on a show and recounting remember that time he did this thing and remember that did that? I don't know how old these guys are, but I can't remember one thing Tom Green never

did when he was on TV. But this is an example of them talking about that. And I think this is Tony talking. He tries to make an analogy that it doesn't make any sense to me. Vigley remember the first time laughing so hard that like the room spun, you know, you get that little like, Oh my god, I'm going down. Was Tom Green doing his pizza cutters, pizza undercutters. The first time he, the room started to spin, he was laughing so hard.

Is that a thing? I've never heard of it. I've never heard of that before. It's nothing that anyone can relate to. Like, oh yeah, remember like when you last already fall down? No. Well, this Tony has a when you last already fall down? No. Well, this Tony has a multitude of health problems, it seems. So...

Yeah, that's true, so maybe this doesn't happen. So you'd think that they couldn't play anything worse. And then they figure out a way to get worse audio in their show. I'm their show. Oh coldplay playing Lincoln Park. I can't think of a worse combination of things to have as an audio clip. Yeah, why did they do that? Was there a reason? No, they're just trying to fill time.

They are just, they're just filling as much time as they can. And you know what, I think you and the jingle department said it best when you said, this guy can go fuck himself Because it is brutal. They have a part on here where they're doing birthdays and they talk about a porn star's birthday and of course one of the hilarious things that is

is talk about the names of the films of porn starless them. So here's a clip that actually is something I would do on TV. Barely legal and still in braces, yikes. Uh, brats and braces. I want to backdoor an Indian. Liquid gold volume 18.

Man, I'll get that one back to you this time. Also in a movie and who can forget her, I'm forget to roll in. Young dumb, I got a big ol' bum of volume two Lena Ray 32 years old. Oh That is your born-of-beard day. You're a crappy bread. There's a crap on celebrity So a fart sound effect was the punchline that they were building up to well far so hilarious I this guy was cracking on my Well far so hilarious. I this guy was cracking up and oh my god

It's because we were talking about her butt. I would like to add that you didn't get to the end of this body as but I did they did that twice. Oh they did. They did the exact same thing while Tom Green was in the studio. Exact same thing. Really? Yes. Oh poor Tom. I was very confused because I was like this is deja vu. Wait a minute. Have I listened to this twice? Is that why it seems so long? That's interesting because back in the day of morning radio, you could do the same things over and over again because people just listen during their commute. So, you know, people are listening for 30 minutes at a time. You could wait a couple hours and then do the same news bit again. And then we've heard that with morning shows that we've dissected the past. When you're putting

it out as a podcast for people to sit down and listen to, it doesn't really work. Right, I mean, I would have edited that out for sure. Right, yeah, if you want to take something out and post, maybe the part where you repeat yourself. Yeah. And it wasn't fun to the first time. It might be one of the things that you look at.

I was having trouble with the locality of the show. It's so local. There was so much they talked about too that I'm like, I don't live there. I don't know what that even is. So. Yeah, it's a St. Louis show and they talk that all the sponsors are pizza places and shit.

Yeah. Right. But I feel like if you were gonna edit a showdown maybe or put it out as a podcast, either edit it down or think about the other listeners and the other parts of the country that don't know what you're talking about. They could have edited this down a bit.

They could have. They could have taken a couple parts out that worked that great. When they talk about Tom Green coming in and the guys talking about what people think Tom Green's stand up will be like, is this what you think Tom Green said it'll be like? He's gonna be, you know, putting his butt on things.

He's gonna be, you know, putting his butt on things. He's gonna be, you know, putting his butt on things. I think he probably could have done better with that. I agree. And then when Tom Green does come into the studio, they just all start belly laughing for no reason. He doesn't say anything funny or witty. He wasn't even trying to, but listen to them all crack up because they're just nervous jerks. Are you a stereotypical hockey guy? Well, I played hockey, you know, my whole life until I was, you know, like 17 or 18, you know, starting to start at around four, you know.

Right, you know. I don't think he was trying to tell a joke. I think he was saying that he played hockey growing up. I was pretty mad, or fact. And they were like, Why? You were kidding! And you were like, OK, holy shit. All right, so that was terrible.

Jen, I'm running low on tracks. I think we've gotten the point across the gist. The gist, yes. This show is garbage. I see you have a couple more things that you wanted to torture our listeners with. Well, these were just kind of risotto isms Okay And a track five is called walk like an idiot

Clearly like this is something that happens when you wear a particular type of shoe or maybe you're not wearing the right stuff Let me take a walk in like an idiot. Let me tell you that another reason for it. You walk on you know you do that He just repeated what the other guy said Underneath him though, we it was very weird and I just Got on my nerves, which is that that's that's pretty annoying and then the only other one I have is Tony's giant bladder The doctor told me he goes don't go to the bathroom for as long as you can't see get here And I go that's not a problem and I got there and they did an ultrasound and they go you have one of the biggest bladders

I've ever seen him I was just a walking bag a year and I was like I really biggest bladder, biggest, tiny bag I've always shut that Oh, I can see that What was the tug? I'm sorry man Left, but that's all starting to go out This guy's got to get surgery

Wait a second, I'm sorry I didn't hear that one the show. I didn't get to this part. This must be near the end. It's not. It's in the beginning. Oh, it is. Sorry. I didn't get any clip.

I didn't take any clips. Halfway. What was the joke that they were all cracking up out of there in there? That he's a pee bag. I guess. A pee bag? Yeah. Oh, all right. There is a part in the show where it gets very dark.

And I'm actually kind of surprised at their sense of humor. I just tell you, an HIV positive former Maryland teachers aid and track coach has been accused of sexually abusing at least 24 boys and deliberately trying to infect them with AIDS. Oh, yeah. That's that cool, guys. That's not funny. Come on, Riz Show. You're better than that. They aren't.

They aren't. They aren't better than that. And that's going to do it for me. I found this show to be monotonous. I found it to be very boring. They don't have a lot of bits. So they just stretch them out forever. It was a painful one to listen to, and when I realized it was so long, I was pretty angry with you.

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I made it at Rhino Radio for making us listen to this crap show in Disactive. Got some doo-z's today. Oh, good stuff. All right, so, I don't know. What do you think, Jenny? Do you think we can move on with our lives? I had, I want to move on with my life.

Oh, good. I'm so excited. Well, then that's awesome, because I got great news for you. Do you know what time it is right now? Yeah, I hope it's time for the next week's podcast. My channel's going to be on YouTube. Long chance. Long chance. Long chance. Long chance. Long chance.

Long chance. That's what's easier. That's what's easier. That's what's easier. That's right, Jen. Are you familiar with this? What we do is we have a teaser at the end of our show to talk about our next show.

I'm very familiar. You've heard that before? Yes, and. Do you know very good? Do you know why we do that? So you know what to listen to? No no try again. I don't know we do it to tease people with the content of the next week show We want people to get excited about next week show So here is the show that we'll be reviewing next week and this is just a clip

I'm not gonna play the entire podcast right now. I'm just gonna play a little clip to tease people with it. Get them excited. Maybe they subscribed so that the podcast shows up on their phone automatically Monday morning, boom, ready to go. All right, here is that teaser. Are you ready for it? I am ready!

I am ready! We are here in beautiful Los Angeles, California. It's hotter in the Hootie-Cute cheese, so we've got the fans running, because our AC broke. How do they? Oh, I can't. You can pass. You could say hotter and fuck if you want.

No, but I love that you said Huchikuchi. It's a go-to phrase of mine, and no one ever gets the reference. So it's good to be here with a, you know, yeah, and it's nice to reference some old Alan Jackson music, and one's one. Way down the under on the chat,

Huchik, it gets hotter than who she. I mean, are you kidding me? It's a hot hooch in here. Speaking of this. All right, this is a show called Me and Paranormal You. It was a listener suggestion thanks to Maddo for sending this in.

This episode is Experience 184, Alex Stone, five, and the choice to play the game from August 11th, 2017. And I'll just read you the reason why he's suggesting that we'll listen to this is that it's hosted by a non-funny comedian who explores paranormal subjects. So anytime there's a non-funny comedian, you know I'm in. I am Amt. I'm excited about that so that'll be the show we listen to next week and

Guess who's back with us next week. Can't see who's back Everyone's favorite again. We have the self-proclaimed best podcast of all time the goat Andy We'll be back on the show to listen to me and paranormal you. So you know all I ask is that please join us again next week because it might be the show where we find out once and for all who are these podcasts sleep well every pony Radio You're right. You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know.

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