Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep71 - Me & Paranormal You

Episode Date: August 20, 2017

Some comedian you've never heard lives with another comic you've never seen. The roommate tells a story that is pointless and likely made up. That makes up 100% of the content of this show and we review it. Andy joins WATP to listen to a hungover Karl talk too much. Then we talk about Twitter haters and tease the next episode, which is everyone's favorite part of the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. We listen to podcasts so that you don't have to. I'm your host, Kara, with me today back for the third time, The Goats! It's Andy! What up? Welcome, Andy. Hey, I'll let you remind our listeners you can visit us at whoarethese.com, our Facebook page, or on Twitter at whoarethesepod. If you like what you hear, don't forget to give us a positive five-star review on iTunes. We won't read it on the air unless you should on us. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Me and Paranormal You. This was a listener suggestion, so thank you to Maddo for suggesting this one.

And I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. So the podcast is hosted by a comedian named Ryan Singer. Quote unquote. Yes. Ryan Singer is the host and then the guest on the show is his roommate, Alex Stone, who is also a comedian. Yeah, he kind of like alluded to the fact that he had a revolving door of roommates. Yeah, he lives out in LA and... No one can stand him. Probably, but it probably also all of his dumb friends try to go out there and become

stars and film is her way and move back to Minnesota with the... My guess. So the subject matter of this podcast is folkore and really all revolves around a story that Alex Stone tells. I do want to get into that because that's the main subject. But before we get too deep, I'm going to start off with the clip that sums up the show for me. I call it the clip that sums up the show for me. Everyone has all this information at their fingertips if they were able to do it, but he was a mysterious guy. Yeah. Who? And then I mean, the book's old. I don't think I'm spoiling it, but like these are two guys who try to have this deep, meaningful conversation and

understand the deep meaning of life and it is a swing and a miss. Totally hypocritical, like they contradict each other. Yes, the same shit that comes as soon as it comes out of his mouth. He's like, oh, blood, I don't really believe what I just said. Right, because there are conclusions on everything. They then make an argument that makes the conclusions completely moot. And we'll get into it. I feel like we have to back up and tell the story, but did you have a clip that you wanted to play off the bat to get things started? I've always rude. I always play my clip first. That should be better to my dad. It's your show. Do what you want.

It could point. I would say, I would say the second clip that I pulled is the one where they prove that they don't know what they're talking about. Twitter's never made a dollar. Okay. Well, I don't think they keep doing it. They have promoted tweets and data lights to say. Twitter's never made a dollar. It's not correct.

They have a revenue stream. They make a lot of dollars, millions of them. They do lose money, but so does Amazon. Right. And they just bought whole food. So you don't have to be profitable as long as you have some type of business model

and you can make money and profitability in the future. But this guy, he hates Twitter. Right. But you know the one thing he likes about Twitter Andy? What's that? I don't know if you remember this, but he likes the dissemination of information. You know, the dissemination of information. I do really enjoy the dissemination of information.

But the dissemination of information. All right, we got it. It's a dissemination of information. Well, right. He loves saying that. He just doesn't know how to use Twitter. Well, my third clip is what they proved. These guys are supposedly comedians.

I've seen comedians use Twitter to create a fact. It's success. I only follow comedians on Twitter. But if these guys are using it this way, I could see why I would hate Twitter too. It feels silly to use it as a comedian now to just like tweet Like jokes of like socks or weird right and then meanwhile the kind like people are burning their worlds down and That's a fun fucking party, huh? That's the best you can come up with socks are weird socks are weird. Yeah, I would relate to that

Here's another one where he talks about how he uses Twitter. And if you ever wanted to find out who to follow on Twitter, here's a ringing endorsement for this douchebag. Like I tweeted something about aliens today. I mean, that's what I use it for most. I don't even really do jokes. That's important. That's important.

The only thing I want is jokes. I don't even have to tell him. I'm alien bullshit. He talks about how he watched this incredible documentary called Extraordinary, The Stand Roman X Story. He's familiar with this. I was it either. So he's talking about, he's like, well, I don't want to give it away, but you got to

watch this. It's amazing. So I just went on Amazon and looked at some reviews. Everyone is shitting at this documentary. It's totally fake. There's like, Ali, it's what aliens usually can do with the guys who window. You can see the big fucking gray hat like me. It's so cheesy.

Is that what you're saying? You can eat tenas? Yeah. It's so fucking cheesy. And by the way, when you do a documentary, you can't have the cameras running when the thing happens. Yeah. It's gotta be talking about the thing that happened.

It's shit, there are no cameras there. They do it all backwards. It appears, but I want to get into the story. I didn't even bother clipping the story. The story is so fucking boring. It's like it's like some 40-year-old woman's mom telling her about what the neighbors kids did. You just want to put the phone down and go in the next room and get a snack. Well, he was the best player in his inner mural team. Really great. He eats. It's over 16 minutes long.

I just the story itself. Yeah. The podcast is an hour and five minutes. And it seems like it's a story. 16 minutes. And then all they talk about is that. That Alex guy fell in love with a homeless guy. They fucked right?

Okay, hold on. We're getting wet out of ourselves. Most people didn't have to sit through this nonsense. So let me start off with this is the setup to the story. And so people understand, Ryan Singer who's the host has his roommate, Alex Stonehan, and Alex, his whole point of being on the show is to tell this story.

He's got this amazing story that happened seven years ago and it starts off with a track that I call, this is the setup to it. I call this liar, liar pants on fire. Okay. I'm running the air conditioner like crazy. It's super hot and hard for when I leave. And my car is so loud at this point, I turn it off so I can hear the toll worker. It's snowing at this point.

It has started to snow. I, this isn't, I think, September maybe? Snowing in September. I believe so. So this is a boring story that's also mostly lies. Right, it's just fucking made up yet. He says, he starts it off by saying, I got this stand up gig in Hartford, can I?

Oh yeah, that's my track for it. Oh, okay, let's play it. I said, I do know you know this guy's an idiot. This guy's a fucking idiot. I had it in my mind that Hartford, that Connecticut rather, was Pennsylvania. Connecticut was Pennsylvania. So this guy lives in Chicago. He gets the stand up gig in Hartford and drives it and explains it. Oh I thought it was close, it's 16 hours. Yeah. So right off the bat, you're just like, is this a true story?

There's no way. I'd argue that the work of your job is the traveling and knowing where you're going to tell your jokes. Yeah, it's not like he's from Europe. And he's like, oh, how far is Chicago to Hartford? He lives in the United States for Christ's sake. I mean, listen, I don't claim to own a bunch of globes. But I know the distance between Chicago and Hartford.

I know it's a live drive. Anyway, so he explains that he drives his car there and it's shitting the bad on the way home because he's running the air conditioner because it's so hot. But then he gets to a toll booth back in Ohio and he has to turn the car up to hear the toll booth operator? Why do you need to have a conversation with this person?

You exchange money and then you keep going, yeah, so that makes zero sense. And then it's snowing. So he's running his air conditioner. The car is getting noisier and noisier, and then it's snowing and then he turns up his car and then he can't start it back up again. And he can't call his own tow truck. So this is so complicated. I know.

You're at a turnpike and you have to use a certain company to tow your car that wasn't his choice and then they tell him to this fucking weird... You're going to tell the whole story. I'm telling the whole story! I got to set it up! He tells it to this weird fucking play. This is a bridge version of 16-minute stories. Takes it to this fucking place where they fix this car

and he meets this guy. And this guy's name is five. And this is his description of this guy. His name is the number five. He's got a long white beard and these like deep wrinkles that are, they're caked with grease. Like his face is like wrinkled and just like black lines.

It's got folds. It's got folds. It's got folds. But he has these piercing blue eyes and an immaculate smile. His teeth do not fit anything about him. They're perfect. They go. They go. They can't get over the fact that this guy has perfect teeth.

They bring it up constantly. Like it's super power. So let me actually prove that theory five almost I was just like are you fucking kidding me like this guy He's got perfect teeth perfect teeth. That was from 20 minutes later in the podcast and then they have to head of the gun and But perfect teeth perfect teeth His real teeth burned out of his fucking head from smoking crack and he got teeth. Exactly.

So, all right, and you've already kind of, you know, spoiled it a little bit, but let's explain what five's deal is, all right? Okay. Here's them explaining what this guy does. And he tells me then that he he lives in his car and he just drives his life as he just goes wherever he wants. Every day he thinks where he wants to go and that is where he goes. He just gets sleeps in the front seat of his car and just drives around the country. To make money he

drives a blue pickup truck around dirt tracks, dirt racetracks. Like in between races to smooth the track, a truck will drive around and flatten it out. That's his only job. Okay, so I don't know anything about dirt tracks or racing. I did a quick research on this. Okay. I don't think that that's true. I don't think a pickup truck is what smooths out a racing track.

Of course not. I did a little bit of research on this and that makes a zero sense. It's just every part of this story is nonsense. I don't understand why it's being told because even if it were all true it's boring, but it's also made up and it's boring. I told you, he fell in love with this guy. He didn't know about his boyfriend. Well, he had very pretty blue eyes.

And he just kept talking about it. So then he talks about, so he meets this guy when he's getting his car fixed at 4 a.m. in Toledo. And in order to keep in touch, he says, listen man, I'm a standup comedian. You want to come to my show anywhere I'm playing, you got a free ticket. Alright, so this is him talking about how generous he is.

Wherever I am in the country, you have a ticket waiting at the box office. As a thank you, wherever, always, forever. So, I've gone to a lot of comedy clubs, Andy. When you have a nobody playing for the weekend, that's all they do is give away tickets. Oh, you have to do is be at the e be the email list and you can get free tickets to this competition. You want to go there and eat the fucking chicken figures. Yeah that's nothing to do with oh my gosh normally my tickets are like 45 bucks at uh but you know for you five no worries dude I'll get you right away. It's the value of what a homeless man can afford. That's not what your tickets are.

And then I call this one humble brag. I tell him I'm gonna be in Appleton the next week, because I was, I was headlining a skyline. Headlining in Appleton. Whoa! Not you, duh! I did not realize. I just didn't even know where the fuck that is.

I had no idea what that is. Look out, world. Do you know Tucker Max's? I do. Okay. So Tucker Max's idea? Okay. So Tucker Max, if you haven't, if you're not familiar, he's this guy he used to go out and get drunk and bank chicks

and he would write these stories about it. And he claimed that he carried a voice recorder with him and he would write down conversations about it. But then he would have these crazy things happen where it's like, yeah, I was banging this chicken the butt, and then my buddy was filming it from the closet, and then he fell out of the closet, and the girl was puke in it, and it's like, wait, what? So do you have film? And they're like, no, we lost the tape.

Yeah. Okay, is that the big zero set? So this is where it turns into a Tucker backstory right here. And then at the end we're talking, and I go, can I take a picture of you? And he says um no I don't let people take my photograph Wow Comedians oh well so much for proving this guy exists Oh, let's see he goes by and assume name five right and you can't take his photo He's that five he's a pedophile right that five is coming in kids evil last days.

He doesn't want his brother and law Dennis to know where he is. So you can't take his picture. Exactly. That's what I was thinking too. I have a track out here. I think we're trying to explain the story, right? Well, okay, here's a spoiler. I call this one The Weirdo Dice.

Hey Alex, this is Chris. You don't know me But I'm a friend of five and I just wanted to tell you we got some bad news Five passed away in his car last night in Flagstaff, Arizona and He told me of your how you guys met and your hospitality and he really seemed to like you and I thought that you would want to know that. Alright, well how lonely are these two guys? This amazigh in this five guy. So he met him twice?

I'm sorry to be taking over Andy. Once we get through this story, I'll move on. But this is the thing that I didn't understand about this story. He gets an email from Fib's buddy saying the Fib died. How did his buddy get this guy's email address? And that makes zero sense. So in other words, like let's say that one of your friends died. What do you do? Go through their email.

And then try to fight all the people he needed to email. They had a conversation a couple of years ago. By the way, I'm buddies with some. Fib's power of attorney. And I was able to hack his email. That made zero sense. And I just get a random email from five's friends saying, hey man, you met five once and he came to your comedy show.

I just want to let you know. Yeah. Because it was years later. Right. I'm another guy that does nothing better to do except email a bunch of dead guys email contacts. That makes zero sense. So the guy's name is five. Do you know why five is a

significant number? It's not. This is such a fucking life down. Let's do this. The five thing is like very important to him in his life. It's kind of rambling end to the story, but that they used to do these things that where they would drive around to five states in five days No, five states in 25 hours Okay, do you know unimpressive that is to drive through five states in 25 hours? I feel like you could do that starting from any point except for Hawaii in Alaska Right you could easily get through five states at, except for Hawaii in Alaska. Right. You could easily get through five states at 25 hours.

You started in the right place. But no, you can start from anywhere. It's not that impressive. I don't understand why that was a big deal. I guess the guy's name is five, because they would do this thing. It's not because of the five kids he murdered. It's like a...

I mean, I think if Steve Langford heard about this, he'd be like, Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck? It shit who gives a fuck it doesn't make any sense why that's a thing and then This is the story that I'm just like oh my god you guys who gives a shitty talks about Sitting out before a cults game in Indy You know that any that was cold I might fall asleep for this. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is an amazing story. Let's look at this. They ended in the RCA dome in Indianapolis where the cults play. And they were out in front before one of the games. And five was handing out $5 bills to everyone that

walked by. And the only thing he wanted in return was that they signed the hood of his truck. Five bucks? I mean, really? Who gives a shit? What's... I wouldn't take it. I know.

I wouldn't care. It was like, you're five bucks your feet like, I'm like, I'm moving on. It doesn't make any sense. No. Alright, so I'm sorry. I got through the whole story. Now we know what they talked about for the next 48 minutes of the show. Well, they proceed to backtrack through the story and tell it all over again.

Correct. And the other guy was just like clarifying all the lies that the first guy told. Well, and he tries to pretend that it's interesting. And this is what I thought, this is what I was keying in on, is that he would go back and look. So wait, you mean this? Here's the perfect tea. Here's the exact one, here's another exact one. And then it's so funny that he just shows up to the comedy club before the show just to look around, just to look around, just to feel it out, see what's up. It's so funny that a homeless guy with no job showed up early to a thing he was going

to do. I don't understand why that's funny or interesting or anything. Here's a track that I call, this story has holes in it. And it's like, as soon as they start asking questions, they just prove that it's bullshit. But he obviously had a computer because he emailed. Yes. Yes.

So he had like a little laptop he traveled around with maybe or he maybe would use friends computers I think that or maybe like a lie. He would go to the library. I don't know library. Yeah every city has a library He maybe had the internet on his phone. I don't So now the guy's got a fucking Verizon plan what is he at friends and family? It didn't make any sense. He's like, so he's the guy that's the correspondence between this quote unquote comedian and this homeless guy is through email. Yeah, which is the library. I have a theory's done getting before he gets kicked out for watching pornography at the library by the library and

then he emails this guy. What did you hear that the guy pronounces it library? Library. Library. Andy, I've been totally hogging up all the time here. I know you have some other clips you want to get. Solid gold. Well they go on to try and convince themselves and us that this five asshole was doing it right. Yes. Like this is the way to live your life. Correct. And it's ridiculous. And Trek 7 is where I started to lose my patience with this. OK. But we're distracted by all this bogusness. I've never heard an alien abductee or a contactee

be like, the aliens told me that you need to have a better 401k. Yeah. Yeah, so their whole thing is that society man, there's so many rules man, I don't want to play by the rules of society. Yeah. Oh, no house. With a bed that I sleep in.

I know. They're romanticizing this idea of living in your car. Yeah, it's not a good thing. Well, I took their advice and I turned my 401k over to an alien of duck eats and I'm deeply invested in tinfoil hats. Perfect. Yeah, so their whole thing is we're doing it all wrong and I started clipping shit and I'm just like none of this makes any sense at all. They get way off the rails. Here's a track that they talk, start talking about magic, which I guess is something that Ryan Sier talks about a lot. And there's magic in everything, every single thing, and that's what's scary to the system, I think. No, sorry, you lose. it's because there's literally magic in every moment and everything

No And every thought you're wrong look it up So it's getting into these they get into these weird deep conversation Well, he's trying to like ramp it around back to like some kind of paranormal thing like how do you make a Homeless man sleeping in his car magical? His teeth were perfect. Andy, I mean come on. He's given the music bedtime ritual. I mean I was wondering by the end of the show I forgot what they were talking it like when I listened to it again and pulled the clips. Yes. I was they said that subject was folklore.

Right. And I'm just like, this has nothing to do with anything. Nope. And sure does it. So I, I guess he was bringing that up to try and bring the paranormal back into the... So let's talk more about the paranormal talk. This is a track that is ridiculous.

Well, they say the children, they look at the sky and they don't see the sky as blue. They only see the sky as blue when they learn what blue is. The sky is not blue until they are told that it is blue. It seems to me like you're on an expert mark. So, Andy, if you're following this logic, the sky is not blue. We've just been trained to think that the sky is blue. Eh, they don't explain what the sky actually is, but for some reason the sky is not blue.

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Just get you. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't explain it. It doesn't mean that. This is, I call this one Ryan tries to get deep big swing in a mess. It's such a limited imagination to think that, you know, a famed fortune are the height of one's existence, that one could strive toward, at least in my opinion. It's like you're limiting the imagination of the human mind. There's so much. I mean, I've said this before, I think probably on here, but like, who wants 14 HBO specials? I wanna walk through that door.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, all energy, everything is created and everything is, or everything is connected. Like, this is all, like, anyway. What the hell are you talking about? Yeah. They want you to stand there and all.

Don't be fooled. That guy is dying to have an HP on him. Yeah, no shit. These guys are both Santa comedians, which means they need a ton of attention. Yeah. And they're trying to become famous. Yeah. And he's like, you know what, man, it's all just an illusion, man.

We're just playing a game. We don't create the rules in this game, man. He's saying that he doesn't want what he can't get. Right. Exactly. It'd be like me saying, like, I don't even want to be a little with my podcast. It's fine. Yeah.

I know we're not popular, that's fine. I don't care. People with this podcast would ruin it. So you might have noticed in that clip that the guy says like a lot. I think it's a threats thing. I've heard this on a lot of podcasts where people just cannot stop themselves.

I've done it a few times in this podcast. I'm sure you have a bunch of stuff But not like this. So this is just an example and I call it I hate the way this guy talks like I understand like It is like he does come across as like a crate like That is not edited. That is just The way this person communicates which is obnoxious and even more obnoxious is this compilation I put together. That is nothing but these assholes saying the word like. I love the caps.

Like was like, so I was like, I was like, I was like, it's like, like, and I was like, like, like, like, like, like, and she's like, and I was like, and I was like, and I was like, like, like, it's like, it's like, it's like, like, it was like, for like, and I was like, it was like, like, I was like, like, like, it was like, like, I was like, um, it was like for like, and I was like, it was like, I was like, I was like, like, like, I was like, he was like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, so like, like, like, which I like.

Like, insane. That's what I spent on a million hours. I was gonna say that. That's why you had to push the recording time back an hour. Yes. And I listened to the show. So, you know, I'll just explain how I go through my process. Yeah, I listen to the whole show all the way through without clipping anything to get

an understanding of what's going on. Yeah, that's what I do. And I heard this asshole saying this and I was debating in my head Do I make a light cop? I haven't done it a little while these assholes are so annoying I almost have to and up until this morning waking up so hungover. I'm just thinking to myself This is gonna tack out an extra two hours But fucking it's worth it. I think it was worth it. I think it was worth it It was 60 solid seconds of just a word like

Over and over again from these assholes. You got a lot left. How many I got like two more than I think Where they were way too medial. Yeah, well you burn mine up Cuz you can you can you know, I feel like I go to I feel like you're just here to stare at me I think you're doing a great job. So I'm gonna let you take over after this. But then this is where they start trying to justify five's lifestyle. Okay.

And the first one I call Occam's razor. Zan kind of off the grid. What is this life that I'm living decisions? Is opposed to an ex-con who is trying to distance himself from who he once was because he wasn't happy with who he once was? So was he zanned enough the grid or was he a piece of shit ex-con? Right, so Alex comes to this conclusion that he says, I think the reason why this guy doesn't want his photo taken and why his name is the number five is because he's an ex-con and he's trying to make things right now. Which is just again, just made up that set. That's like who fucking knows. And then this other guy's just like, well I don't know man, the way he lives his life in his car and just driving around,

it's fucking off the grid, it's so zen. Again, just romanticizing this lifestyle that is what homeless people do. Right. Doesn't make any sense to it. Yeah. And then the last one, it's more the same. I said, this one I called Let's Play the Crazy Game. And the idea that this life is to just work and have a savings account. So you can retire in Florida and just die without having to work more.

That's why you're alive. That's what you're choosing to do. It seems crazy. I think this guy's overthinking. Is that crazy? There is sleeping in your car, dying of exposure and carbon monoxide poisoning? What a jerk off to a picture of a third rate comedian that you took at a comedy club? What's more crazy? I think I'd rather retire in Florida. So they act like the way society is structured

is ruining human existence. Meanwhile, we've never been more comfortable or happy in the history of man than we are now. Like, and you and I both live in houses. We have a big comfortable bed system. I think a sleep number bed is a better option than the front seat of a chair. Right, I actually could control the temperature

of the room that I sleep in every single night. And I could adjust right, it's amazing. One of the things that I noticed in that clip that you just played night and I get just right. It's amazing. One of the things that I noticed in that clip that you just played and I noticed while I was listening to the show is they're running a fan in the background. So when they're talking you hear this fan and I know people are going to shit on me on Twitter because I'm sorry the sound quality of our show is not the best. I know. But these guys use a noise gate which I don't use maybe I should. But I find a noise gate to be a little bit annoying because it's either something or absolutely nothing. And here's an example of the noise gate kicking in and everything just cutting out it's awkward.

So this guy was an auto mechanic. And but like, do you hear how the fan kind of fades up and down? Yeah. It's because of the noise gate. But what's the point of having it? Right. What's the point of having it? It's almost more obvious. It is. It flows in and down. Yeah. It's because of the noise, gay. But what's the point of having it? Right. What's the point of having it? It's almost more obvious when it flows in and out.

Exactly. Exactly. And they might as well just have like they have the paranormal music going out of the end. I know they just run their fucking nonsense to the whole show. Keep it interesting. All right. This is a track.

So we've been playing some of this crazy talk. I call this one Intro to crazy talk and it just kind of sets up these dummies having their deep conversations That if you choose not to live in this Bullshit system that we've set up that we all know is flawed. Yeah, we all know there's a better way of living Mm-hmm, and yet we all choose to buy into it every single day we make that choice. Yes to keep going, right? Yeah, um this guy didn't so therefore he's outside of the system that we've all choose to buy into it every single day we make that choice. Yes. To keep going, right? Yeah. This guy didn't, so therefore he's outside of the system that we've all seemingly agreed upon even though we know it's wrong.

Yeah. He's the crazy one. Yeah. Because he's right. So we call him crazy. So we don't have to realize that we're the ones who are insane. No. Did you follow that conversation ahead?

No, because it's all bullshit. Again, he's saying that if you live within society and you respect societal norms, then you're the crazy one. There's five guys that I'll figure it out. Right. I'm paying my taxes so that to fix the road that this guy is sleeping on I guess whole right exactly so Here is a

Trifor I call what do to play with the rules man? Why can't a guy fucking stand in the back or why can't a guy like just because it doesn't fit in what we have constructed to be society Or the way that the social contract that we have all agreed upon. Yeah, all right. So this is right after that, they're talking about how all of the best people don't follow the rules. And apparently there's two things you have to do to not follow the rules of society. These ascended master types. Yeah, none of them care about any of this stuff about having a house Or being clean yeah necessarily Because they realize it's all BS

We go over taking a shower Wait you watch We're taking a shower Way too much for these I skipped this since you played that one. I wasn't even gonna bother playing this but like clip six is Follows that up. Okay. I mean cuz Jesus didn't give a shit. I mean I Would argue that Jesus gave the most shit Right he was trying to save humanity. So these guys are comparing a homeless Shit, he was trying to save humanity. So these guys are comparing a homeless Pedophile to Jesus. Yeah, I mean you did have nice teeth. So he's got that Yeah, they you they casually use the word Messiah

And I'm just like so weird a story the guy met him twice. Yeah, you stood in the back of a county Club and said is sitting down like a normal person. Oh my god. He's as good as Jesus Lobbins that is sitting down like a normal person. Oh my god. He's as good as Jesus So I talk about how as soon as they start discussing the story they kind of shit on it and prove that it's all nonsense This is them discussing how going from five states within 25 hours is pretty fucking easy Five mint like going to five states in 25 hours, right? That's I mean in that area you can do that you can pull that off. Yeah Yeah

Exactly my Well you kind of play schools did you hear when all the sudden they Decided that they were gonna hook up these two roommates like why don't we do it? All right guys get a room All right, I'm just gonna run through my tracks Andy because I have too many like there was just it was an hour and five minutes long And there's nothing that was not clipable because it was just nonsense No time this one I call Ryan is an idiot, But I'm kind of a, what is that? You know when a dandelion goes to white, or whatever it dies, or whatever, and it just starts floating all around.

I'm still kind of, I'm still, I know where my grounding is. I know where I came from Intellectually that's fascinating. Please go on Get it out asshole. God because they don't know what they're talking I know it's this doesn't need to be a show that's where that's where all those likes come in when they're trying to make Something make sense that doesn't make any sense. You're exactly right about that because when I heard the show the first time I picked up on the

using the word like a lot when I went back and listened to it this morning so I could clip it. The first 15 minutes they don't say it at all. Because they weren't convoluting some nonsense because it was a 15 minute story. Yeah, well right, but at least the guy knew what he was going to talk about. As soon as they try to be deep in meaning faults, like, uh, like, well, you know, like, I'm like a Dan the lion. It's like turning white like the sky is blue. You're fucking talking about.

Um, all right, this is a tri that I call oops. The whole argument is moot for you to be able to sustain yourself to any degree Unless you have like a encyclopedic knowledge of plants. Yeah, that you can eat As you travel around and find them. Yeah, you have to dip into the system to like sustain yourself to a certain degree I'm excited about this guy not doing the system thing But we know he only eats fast food and he makes money fucking doing some racetrack thing with a pickup truck And they're so excited about that and then they say However, you can't really just live your life however you want to because you kind of have to eat it We have shelter a society

So what you're saying people have deeds? Yeah, what is this? If we didn't have these this society in place, I'd be down at the river trying to catch a fish so I don't starve to death. That's what I'd be doing all day. And there's a people who used to do. And we're not going back there anytime. So it's not a better thing. Yeah. I think we've pretty much driven this point all right. Well, they keep trying to argue against it. We're hitting it's a death, but here is a track where Ryan starts talking about his comedy, and this gets really douchey. So Ryan explains that he's evolved as a comedian, and now we talk about things that are important

to him, right? Oh, right, yeah, I remember this. So this is him explaining how people are going to leave his show thinking. People might not walk away from my shows anymore with the same, like, oh, that dude just had jokes, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, like a thousand a second. Yeah. I don't remember what any of them were. Yeah, you know why people don't think that?

Because you're not David Tellt. Yeah. All right, I guarantee this guy never had a thousand jokes a second. Yeah. Like, oh, I'm just fucking ripin' mad. You can't even think. The chip chipposom, um, stand up. So, I went ahead, Andy, did a little more research.

I pulled some Orion's stand up. Oh, boy. Yeah. So this is the guy, and the reason why I set this up is because he talks about how, you know, I'm having deep conversations with people after my shows. Do you remember this part? Yes. He goes after the show, people come to me, we're having deep conversations because not just jokes, I'm explaining, I'm talking about things that are important. Things are important to me. So here's recent stand-up comedy for Ryan Singer.

So the best of my knowledge I've never banged a dude, if I do have gay dreams. I'm not talking about dreams that are silly or ridiculous. I'm talking about dreams which is me and another dude alone. Doing some really gay shit. Crickets literal cricket. Yeah, so it's just like something that you want to do. We didn't get a lot of laughs out of that one. My sides are fine.

I did a little research too. Okay. And when you told me what the pod was going to be, I looked it up on iTunes and I looked at description of what the show was sure And I noticed that they had a hotline if you wanted to call You could suggest topics, okay, and after I listened to this I was I decided that these guys need a lot of help Yeah, no shit. So I called the hotline. OK. And I sent it. It's a, it's pretty long.

But I think you'll, I think they should take my advice. All right. BELL BELL BELL BELL BELL BELL BELL

BELL Hello. Please state your name after the tone. And Google voice will try to reach. Me and Jeremy. Hi, Ryan. I really need your help. This is Andy and I'm being haunted by a malevolent entity.

It's a paranormal event, the likes of which have never been seen. I have been haunted by the ghosts of my food. It seems like every time I murder a platter of tacos and refried beans, the ghosts of the food comes back to to haunt me and terrorize me. I'm visited by an evil specter multiple nights and it's a wake to the smell of sulfur and rotting death. It's unbearable. I really need your help. I always know when the entity is going to manifest. I'm forewarned by the encounter by a flabby wet popping sound and never know when the spirit will manifest. Oh god! It's happening now! now I'm just... Wow, Andy, I have to say that is the longest fart joke I've ever heard of my life I think it holds the world records. That's amazing. That's it. This is a commitment to the bit right there You're like I'm gonna I'm gonna do a fart joke. Yeah, but I am gonna set it up for so fucking long Shout out to a pro-sive

Produce in that thanks Joe So have you heard back from them yet? I think I cover that enough coming sure it's gonna be their next episode So this was this was a fun one to review because it was garbage. Last week we did a show, the Rizudo show. And for the most part, it got a good reception from people. Got lots of positive feedbacks about Jen from the Jingles department. But we did have one person who tweeted us, who complained that, you know,

you guys said that they laughed at this terrible thing, and I think you guys just put that laughter in there, and they were upset about that, as if we were trying to get one over and make the risotto shell look bad. So let me just remind you, this is the clip that we played last week at the

Persona problem with. I just, I get HIV positive former Maryland teachers aid and track coach has been accused of sexually abusing at least 24 boys and deliberately trying to infect them with AIDS. Oh, yeah. All right. I think I said, whoa, I think you put the laughter in there. It's Seth Rogan and Gilbert Godfrey, you think? You fucking idiot!

I don't understand people who listen to shows and do not understand. Why are you listening if you don't understand what we're doing here? Have you never heard you guys do that? Almost every single show. Oh no, shit! So you don't want to... I listen to the ones you don't show. And Kermans never laugh at these jokes.. So you know what? I listen to the original show. It's Kermans never laughing at these jokes.

I don't know what it's going on here. Why is Nelson showing up, Bob? Oh, shit, these fucking people. I don't think that fart was real. I'm with these people. Twitter sucks. I'm like, it's the worst thing. And who are these pod?

Please let us know what we did wrong. All right Andy, we've talked a lot. Yeah, too much. Probably. One might say. But you know what? What, I have a good news. What? We've gotten to the part of the show that everybody loves.

Is it the part where you take 30 seconds to explain something that you only take three seconds? Guys, it's the part! It is known as... ...Votech. Ah, that's the T-shirt. That's the T-shirt. That's the T-shirt.

That's the T-shirt. That's the T-shirt. That's the T-shirt. That's the T-shirt. That's the T-shirt. Andy, you familiar with us? No. Okay, so what we do is we tease the episode that we're going to do next.

And the way that we tease is we play clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing. The reason for this. I don't understand. Yeah, okay, so let me explain it. The reason for this is that it gets people excited about the next episode. They listen to this episode though, like Andy was funny,

Carl was really on point today, he doesn't even sound hungover. And then they think, do I have to listen to the next week? Can I have a taste or true? I'm sorry. And then they think, well, you know, I don't have to listen to the next episode. I'm sure that was their best.

Wrong. It gets better. And I want to prove that by playing a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing. And I do have to say that next week we will not have a new episode out. I will be traveling. So we're going to be looking at... We deserve a break. Thanks buddy. We're gonna be looking at Labor Day weekend for those of you in the United States. We'll be putting out a new episode then

I have an extremely special Co-host that I'm very excited about. That's another tease. See that. Yeah, and now to add to that tease Here is a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing. Hey, welcome back to another Saturday afternoon hangover show. My name is Mike. I'm here with clown baby and Joe. Lou, everyone out there. We have just a fun filled wacky show for you this afternoon. And we're going to get right into it. We'll open the phone lines here in a little bit. Well, I think right away we're going to talk about Trump and time travel. Okay, so this is called our big dumb mouth and this was a suggestion from a listener, Rafael. Thanks for writing us in and suggesting this.

This is the one we were reviewing. I don't know how they label their episodes, but this one's called SHS022. It's from July 16, 2017 called Trump Time Travel. And our big dumb mouth is a weekly news slash conspiracy slash comedy podcast. We have highly produced audio and we drink a lot. Big dumb mouth is a weekly news slash conspiracy slash comedy podcast. We have highly produced audio and we drink a lot.

JFK UFOs, Geo Politics, we hit it all. After two episodes, you'll be hooked. That's the description. I like to clown baby. C'mon, C'mon baby, you like that? I'm listening. All right, cool. Well, there you go.

That's the whole point of the teaser, and you're starting to get it Yeah, so they're gonna be talking about an 1893 book that has a character named Baron Trump who travels to inner earth to reach Russia So Baron Trump was off limits So that will be the the podcast that two weeks, we'll be back in two, we'll be reviewing. And you know what, Andy? I want to thank you for coming on the show again. Oh, it's a pleasure.

You're the goat. You have a reputation. You lived up to that reputation today. Thank you. It's very impressive. And even though Andy will not be here for the next episode, I do want to ask everyone to join us because it might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts?

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