Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep72 - Our Big Dumb Mouth

Episode Date: September 3, 2017

After a few months hiatus, Kevin returns to the show to review OBDM. Kevin definitely listened to this pod but I'm not sure Nic Cage or Cobra Commander bothered with any prep work. Either way it was nice to bring back some old favorites. And by favorites we mean ne'er-do-wells.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's show time. Just a handful that don't suck That's where we come in Our caseroves like a global commander and heaven W-A-T-P W-A-T-P W-A-T-P Who are these podcasts? W-A-T-P Who likes these podcasts?

Not W-A-T-P Who likes these podcasts? That one's beyond me Who are these podcasts? W-A-T-P W-A-T-P W-I-T-P, everybody, come on actual. Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. We listen to podcasts that you don't have to.

I'm your host, Cara, with me today. I'm very happy to have our friend Kevin back on the show. Welcome back, Kevin. Hey, hello. Thanks for having me. I'd like to remind you. I know. I know. We've totally switched the script. I'm the one talking and you're the one who needs to shut the fuck up because I'd like to remind our listeners that you can visit us at whoarethese.com, our Facebook page, or on Twitter at whoarethesepod. If you like what you hear, don't forget to give us a positive five star review on iTunes. We've had a couple more of those come in recently, so why don't I give a quick shout out

while we're getting started here. There is a Barack P. Obama, who gave us a four star review on August 23rd. That was very nice. And Jay Swiston, who gave us a five-star back on the 21st. So, appreciate that guys. Keep the five-star reviews coming. We still need a lot of help to counterbalance all the but-hurt podcasters out there who don't enjoy when we make fun of their show. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Our Big Dumb Mouth. Kevin and I both listen to the show separately.

We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. So Kevin, let's get into it. This came from a listener, Rafael. It was his suggestion that we listen to the show. Not one that was on my radar by any means. Yeah, you know, for being a fan of this genre, I had never heard of this podcast either so And rightfully so it's pretty pretty fucking horrible. Well, so here's the thing. There's the host Mike

And then he has two co-host clown baby and Joe and right off the bat I love it. There's just totally normal. They say it's Mike Joe and clown baby Yeah, you think it'd either be all ridiculous or all straight, but now they have a good mix of there. So here's the thing, politics aside, because this show is very political. I didn't hate this show. I thought it was well done.

I think Mike is a very good host. He's got a broadcast quality announcer voice. He does a good job keeping things moving along. They don't do a shitty job of saying the word like or studying and stuttering and stammering a lot. I just stuttered out of the word stuttering. Oh boy. So honestly for a lot of the things that I should on podcast for, I think this one does a pretty good job. Yeah, I generally agree. I would say the thing that was annoying to me

was just the constant use of drops. Yeah. Yeah. Which is funny, you know, me saying that. Coming from us, right? But it's almost like overkill, way overkill of a drop. Like they have a lot of Alex Jones drops. It's a lot of Alex Jones drops. Yeah, well, I mean which are funny, but like they're almost

So the detriment of the show they're just doing them too much so I I I have some clips on here that I want to play that demonstrate that but before we get into the drops part I just want to play a clip to give our listeners an idea of what the show sounds like. So this is the clip that best sums up the show for me. It is an attempt at a joke. I didn't even get to the sex robot stuff. I mean, we know they're coming. No, no, I'm coming. On the sex robot. There've been no laughs. What do you mean? I'm not. So it's not really a funny show. There are attempts at humor from time to time, but I don't think that's what they're going for,

right? Well, to me, I feel like it is a humor podcast. I feel like that is what they're trying. Oh, well, then in that case, I take back everything I said, the show sucks. Yeah. Well, because there's another podcast that's sort of similar. Yeah, well, because- My fault. There's another podcast that's sort of similar, it's called Last Podcasts on the Left. Oh, yeah. I like that show. Yeah, well, which they kind of throw in humor and stuff like that to it. I, for whatever reason, like I'm totally in all these conspiracy bullshit and all that

kind of stuff, but I don't like, I like zero humor to be involved in it. Right. and all that kind of stuff, but I don't like, I like zero humor to be involved in it. I just like the, you know, it's be a frank discussion about, you know, where wolves and fucking whatever. A frank discussion on where wolves. Yes. Yeah, you know, I wanna know exactly what we're talking about. Listen, if you're gonna talk about Bigfoot,

I don't wanna hear jokes thrown in the middle. Let's just get to the important stuff. Exactly, that's exactly where I'm coming from when it comes to conspiracy. It's funny to say that, because I believe that we've talked about this before, that you have had that stance. You're not making this up.

This is exactly your stance on podcasts. Yeah. Tell me about the fucking aliens and leave the jokes out of it. Exactly. I want to know about, yeah, exactly. I want to know about fucking dog man and moth man and whatever. You know, whatever it is that you want to talk about.

Let's talk about the main plot of this show. They start off talking about a book from the year 1893 and it's a book called the marvelous underground journey. In the book, the main character's name is Baron Trump. And he travels to Russia to go into a hole in the earth where there's a time traveling portal. Yeah. And they're very excited about this because, wow, what a coincidence. Here's a clip of them talking about what a coincidence

this book is. It's pretty fucking interesting and coincidental to have this book written back in 1893 with so many characters and names and and and players fucking weird. Coincidence I think not! So come on I don't know what your take was on this, but I didn't find anything about this book, Coincidental. Yeah. No, I mean, me neither. I don't know. Isn't like, Trump's real name Trump's.

Yeah, I didn't like it. Well, it's family name, yeah. It's interesting because they act like this is an amazing thing that happened and This baron trump character was the character in a whole series of books Right, so it wasn't like this guy was predicting the future when he wrote this thing and Actually, there's almost nothing that really is predictive of the future even though they act like it is This is a track where they talk about more dumb predictions from the book. And most importantly, according to this little post, this book predicts the socialist

and anarchist will start writing in New York City on November 3rd and that Trump is the last president. So they point this out as if that's supposed to be like, whoa, he wrote that knee to knee three. First of all, has there been a socialist first anarchist riot in New York City that I'm unaware of, Kevin? Not that I'm aware of. Okay, so that's not that's not a thing.

And then secondly, Trump's the last president is Trump going to be the last president? I is debatable i mean i think most people are i have the idea that trump won't make it through four years after he's gonna be the last president i beg to defer they can't you you think that uh... we're gonna have a war with north korea

i totally believe we will i've hung out with Kim Jong-un many times. It sounds like a gay porn out here. Sorry, Kevin. I had to put that back on the soundboard. It wasn't there as scramly before you called up to get that back on the soundboard. It wasn't there, it was scrably before you called out to get that back out. Um, was the other thing they started talking about? So according to this book, there's this riot that happens in New York on November 3rd. And then they're like, you know, that's

a coincidence. You know how many things that happen on November 3rd? Like Clinton was elected on November 3rd. So again, no shit. The election happens the first Tuesday after November 1st every year. It's gonna land on November 3rd from time to time. That's not a coincidence. Yeah, Grover Cleveland was elected. I know they're going to the listen things, you're like, okay, what are we talking about here?

I hate this whole thing where they talk about these different coincidences and how these things go down. It's not a coincidence when you have to go back and say, oh wow, this thing happened and that thing happened. And therefore, there's a coincidence. Because with all the things that happen in life and in the world, there are going to be things that are the same. It has to be that way. Yeah.

That's not the definition of a coincidence. Yeah, and it's, unfortunately, where a lot of these conspiracy theories, they thrive in that, you know, and being able to, you know, just call out coincidences as they are and make them be, oh my God, it's so mind blowing that this happens. But that is like you said, it's exactly the cyclical nature of life that this should happen. And the easiest solution is the Occam's razor. The easiest solution is usually the fucking answer

I mean could you imagine if we lived in a world where nothing ever happened similar to another incident that would be of crazy Quizzets. It's kind of like when you play What's the lottery game where you got to pick all the numbers? I Forget what it's called the lottery I forget what it's called the lottery Fuck an idiot it's it's it all the bars and there's 80 numbers and you got to go in and pick them and then they there's 20 they get picked on the board. It's like a keynote game or something like that. Oh, yeah Yeah, I name escapes me to okay quick draw anyway. There you go in New York state. It's called quick draw I don't know where it is in your neck of the wood.

So when you play Quick Draw, if you have five or six numbers and none of them show up, you win money. Because chances are there's going to be some overlap. That's just how the world works. And so they start out the show talking about, wow, there's such a coincidence. The character's name is Baron Trump and Russia's involved. Okay. So then they start talking about this is their list of other random coincidences. So here's just a list of some other famous coincidences. Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died hours apart on the same day July 4th. That's weird. Is it? Is it weird? I like, I like the premise of, uh, living in a world where there's nothing has been ever been duplicated before.

Right. Like, uh, it'd be a news report. I'd be like, uh, today, uh, a woman gave birth to a baby. And we've never seen anything like this before in our life. Totally unprecedented. And living being came out of her vagina. Doctors were stumped. Yeah, I think more realistically, be like, today the Buffalo Bill is what a football game. No one could have predicted this. It's never happened in the history of the National Football League. We can't believe it.

This is a clip, Kevin, that I, you might even have this clip, I don't know, I haven't listened to what you sent me, but this kind of shit bugs me just because having a basic knowledge of how computers works is so important in the same age, so you'll get a kick out of this. It sounds like the universe is out of RAM. And it is copying and pasting code from one era to the next and repeating themes because it's out of disk based people, we gotta defrag this thing. We have no more room in a hard drive.

It's out of RAM, Kevin. This is a common mistake. I don't think we can take with RAM and hard drives. There's two different types of memory out of computer people. And RAM is not where you keep all of your shit. All right, it's, anyway. I don't want to go to do it, but I just thought that was funny, because they're explaining why these quitsons has happened,

and they're getting into like Matrix type nonsense, where they're saying, we just have to keep playing the same story over and over again, because we're out of hard drive space, and we're just gonna keep seeing that same dog walk by. And but to say that's because we're out of a ram makes zero sets. Well, there's a popular, now I read the Reddit,

the conspiracy subreddit. Okay. And there's a lot of stock put behind this idea that we are in a matrix scenario where we're a simulated thing. Now, I'm trying to remember who, there was like a big scientist that like said, oh yeah, that's probably the case. I don't know if it was Carl Sagan or that dude in the wheelchair. Yeah, I think you're right. I think that there Somebody did come out and say

Yeah, that were advancements that we've had over the past 20 years You'd be crazy to not think that we're in a simulated world and You know this conspiracy theorist fucking hang their hat on that now. They're like, oh, well, you know, fucking Joe Schmo dude there said that it's a simulation. So it must be. So therefore, you know, everything that I got I got to play the clip then because one of the hosts, I don't know if this is clown baby or Joe, but one of the hosts just goes completely unhinged and gets into exactly that conspiracy area.

It's amazing the technology that we have right now. It's almost like if we don't believe we're in a holographic universe, we're going to set ourselves up for danger. We have to believe that everything is fake. We really have to do, we really have to believe everything is a lie, everything is fake. We kind of have to believe that because with the technology that we're seeing here, that's insane Wait wait over explain that think I had one thought and you try to drag it out into seven thoughts That's like me

But I didn't understand that rant because he's going guys. This is unsafe We have to believe that everything is a lie. How is that gonna help anything? We have to believe that everything is a lie. How is that gonna help anything? We're just start flipping off people. I'm gonna start flipping off police. I like fuck you your hologram go fuckers Go ahead and throw me your hologram jail. I'm gonna shit fuck you If everything was like what we saw on the internet it would all be porn based I mean, you know, I mean I just be walking around and be like take a close-up. All right no kiss your sister You know what I mean? I just be walking around and be like take a close up. All right, no kiss your sister.

It would be like, you know, those would be the, I use every board site step sister for now or step. Not it's so bizarre. What is that finish? I don't know, man. You know what? That's another thing that you see on these conspiracy boards. Like, okay. Okay. They're setting us up to make incest more Acceptable, okay, so yeah, so like you know with Game of Thrones and stuff. They're just incest on that there is I'm just hearing about this now

But I mean that's what they're saying. They're not really just you need us the conditioning nest for for incest and it's like what who who's doing this who cares right yeah I find it really odd I think it's because Kevin you and I are about the same age born in the in the late 70s we grew up in the divorce generation and I think everyone grew up with stepmoms and stepdads and they all had these weird fucking fetishes that they were gonna bang their stepmom for some reason because that's all I see I'm the on the front page of these sites And speaking of that I have a clip because they touch on this whole

Age thing. Okay, a little bit so it's track four Yeah, well, anything I kind of one reason I sort of I can't I'm not really I'm too old to be a millennial But I'm not really again X that's why I kind of resonates to my what those tell them. I or do I just am I trans? Like age old where I can just become whatever you're definitely trans Yeah, your tips aren't big. Yeah What you read you learn So I Don't know I just this it's funny to me like, who really do you really meet a label?

Like I never really was like, I am a Lenny old or a Gen-A-D-O. That's just fucking dumb shit. Well this guy come, that whole collar right there was so stupid because this whole point was to say he's from this micro generation between Gen-Ax and millennials. And then he says, everyone from this micro generation have a micro penis. And they he says, everyone from this micro-generation have a micro-piness.

And they talk about that for a while. And we just hung up on the guy, they're like, yeah, I do have a micro-piness. Well, okay, what an effort. That you're right, this is trying to be a comedy show. Now that I'm listening back to you. Yeah, I mean, it's totally what they're trying to do.

And it's not, one other thing I could say about this too. I mean, yeah, they do a pretty decent production, but they have a shit on. And this is coming from this show, which has a lot and suffered a lot from technical problems, but they have a ton of fucking Skype problems. They don't edit out.

And I mean, half my clips are that, are just Skype issues where people are dropping out and they don't Kevin, can I can I read out loud the track listings that you set me you have one called Skype problems one called Skype issues number two one Call to get another Skype issue That was the only thing you really cared about you're like a show. I don't know. Oh, they fucked up on Skype Yeah, well, I think it's just you know coming from the technical side of it It's just it's just weird to hear somebody talk and then like like if you play track five It's I think the worst one. Okay, here we go. It's not like this is a partisan thing. It's just proof of concept

You have a you have an example of that or you are used You have an example of that, or are you used? That was a lot. That's no edit there. That was a shit ton of dinner. They're easy to clean up and post. Right, right. Anyway, I guess coming from having to edit when I was on the other side of things,

when I was editing things, and you were calling in, it was like, when those dropouts would happen, you'd edit around them or at least try to. Back when I was in my rightful role as the sidekick of the show yes you were doing that. I have a track on here that I call unedited, unedited audio from this podcast. This is completely unlistenable and this is exactly how it went out. We played on Okay audio The I know everybody shit's emotional right now by Camacho

I did not edit that in anyway that was exactly how it played out and it's crazy because the rest of the show is pretty well produced Sounds good and then you just had these weird blips where this guy on Skype, I think it's a Joe. Just does not come through at all. Well, you know what it is. It's the matrix is dropping out these people trying to glitch through the show and trying to make it. So we as the sheeple, youle, don't go into the golf or talking. So, okay, let's get back to that now that you bring that up. These guys obviously love Alex Jones and they play, and I know this is coming from me, they play a lot of drops throughout the show.

I put together a drop comp. This is a compilation, go ahead and go grab a snack from the fridge Whatever you need to do Kevin. This is a compilation of every drop that they played throughout the show. I learned her like a bitch. It's not to fucking cock suckers. Yes! Oh yeah, listen to that bell! You're on the ear, well excuse me, excuse me. You're on the ear, well, he's a man!

I'm just chilling in Cedar Rapids. What the fuck's your problem? Thank you for your cold. Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! You're on the air, welcome. What the fuck's your problem? Piece of shit! Okay, thank you for your cold. Oh yeah, listen to that bell! This is fire.

Okay, thank you for your cold. Oh yeah, listen to that bell. Yeah! this is fire Okay, thank you for your call My dick's on fire Yeah Yeah Yeah

Excuse me Hot dogs it's bullshit look that guy He's a man Piece of shit I'm with me if you want to live You're dumb your ignorant and we're gonna write you! Shobla-gu! So that is in order. I've read your half that happened on the show.

As it happened. That's just a lot. Wait a minute. Was that, oh, thank you for your call. Was that tradeo? Yeah, you're right. I knew I knew that before. That's right from Howard Stern, right?

Yeah, I think so, pretty sure. That's fascinating. Please go on. No, I don't know if you're playing clips or you're playing drops. What, what, what? Oh, Kevin, I'm playing drops because I see the irony in this unless Goofy on these guys so they they take phone calls and Their callers are dumb

You were talking about the reddits that you listen to this guy calls up and I'm surprised they give a shit about what this guy proclaims Howdy everybody. Hey, howdy This is the blue and the trombone that gave you guys a shout out on Reddy everyday. Oh, thank you very much. That's very nice of you. Yeah, yeah. Why would that be important to anyone? I give you a shout out out of Reddit.

Do you know what information there is out of Reddit that gets buried everywhere? Could you imagine? I gave a shout out for you. You know, there's a clip here of when, this is what happens when a user calls in on the show. Is this the one called Coxucker calls in? It's Coxucker calls in.

Here we go. And Cox, I got damn Coxuckers already calling in. Yeah. Oh yeah, listen to that bell Excuse me, excuse me excuse me right so every time there's a phone call they they have this doorbell sound effect And then there's 17 drops before they get to the fucking collar It is the scratch. It's literally like I hate to you know make reference to family guy, let's say, but it's like that woman's dingo and the baby Yeah, it's the more the more you like fucking toilets flushing and you know sheep's fucking buying and

Yeah, this this is a This is just a morning zoo of sound effects for no reason at all. Alright, Kevin, the guy that called in and said, hey man, I mentioned you on Reddit. Oh, they're like, oh, sweet thanks. He goes on to have a ridiculous conspiracy theory. And it sounded like this. Something I saw in the conspiracy subreddit that nobody's mentioned yet which was an insane new theory that Snapchat is attempting to help normalize cannibalism through the dog

filter that they're throwing on people. Their collars are not bright. I mean, I guess you understand who the target audience is when you listen to the collars. Yeah, oh boy. I've read some of these fucking, not particularly this Snapchat one, but I've seen some really ridiculously outrageous things out there. Oh, Kevin! I'm sorry, we got a caller. I'm gonna pick this up. Line one, you're on.

Hey guys, love the show. Hey, thanks, thanks for calling in. I wanted to ask you about Episode 35 when you reviewed the Sleep With Me podcast. Yeah, yeah. You made reference to Dan Harmon a few weeks ago. You had a drop from Rick and Morty. So my friends and I were wondering if you think Hillary Clinton is a lizard person because she admitted

that she does that sweat and that it's proof that she's a lizard. And also I think that Pete's a gate. Oh, fine. So, Gavin, that was an experiment. God, horribly wrong. We will not be taking any more phone calls on W-A-T-P.

Yeah. That's a downward. That actually sounded like Morty for real. Yeah. That's such a... Hey, Rick. That's such a typical cartoon.

Every cartoon has the, like, stressed out D-nage, your guy. Yeah. Did you want some fries with that? Look, there's a pound of grease on his face alone. So here's another collar clip that I have. This is a dummy who's talking about memes and I'll illustrate this point a second but I want you to notice I left in the dead air after he makes his point. So just listen to how the hosts react to this.

I'm really getting to know it probably is real to certain degree that memes do exist and they have magical powers uh... memes are magical powers coming i don't know if you knew that uh... yeah no i'd totally knew that i mean shit uh... the whole internet is a meme now that's all anything is it's fucking anytime anything happens there's a mean for it and you know what

fuck it and might as well be a conspiracy too. So all the ones that I've seen about this Houston flooding and stuff. Yes, and I fucking church dude. What's that dude's name that all steam or whatever? I don't remember all those memes. It's conspiracy man He's he's making those I did hear that there was a whole bunch of fake things put out about that, like they had a shark in the water and one of the photo streets that was totally photoshopped. Yeah. Here that there's a lot of nonsense being put out. I love that people buy into that shit too.

Like one person, you know, circulates of obviously fake shark in a water, I'm like a right way. I'm like, a right way. People are like, oh my god. And they're like sending it around everybody. I love that shit. But that's why I love the internet, because it's a breeding ground for stupidity.

That's why you love the internet. That's why I love the internet. I love that. So especially Reddit, could you get lost in there, it's just a sea of idiots most of the time. You know, just kind of floating around and just talking to each other. I have to tell you, and my poor wife, ever since OP got fired from serious XM, which is about two months ago now, I could not stop reading the OP and Anthony subreddit because they're just the brutal posts that are going out just crushing OP and every way people can this has been hilarious.

I don't know if you ever would check that out, Kevin, but it is worth reading through. No, I have not actually. I used to be an avid reader of it when I was listening to the show when they actually were OP and Anthony. Yeah. I haven't, uh, haven't checked in in a long time. One of the things that they talk about on, um, I guess they, they call their show Obedm, our big dumb mouth.

One of the things they talk about, the one guy there, uh, it's probably Clown baby. He went and bought this cocoa loco. Remember that part of the show? Yeah, I do. All right, so cocoa loco is this product that they were talking about on the news. It is a substance that you snort and it's like an energy drink that you snort.

It's legal, they sell it on Amazon. It tastes like dark chocolate, I guess, and it has caffeine and B vitamins and whatever type of nonsense is in there. So I went on to Amazon and I just wanted to read you, because there's all these reviews of this shit, because the guy was excited about it. Yeah.

I don't know if you remember. He's like snorts at live on the show and then a couple of minutes later, he's like, yeah, I'm feeling this. All right, this is great. I'm having to do this again. So here's a review of Coco Loco from July 10th on 2017 on Amazon.

And I just found this to be really funny. He says, well, I would buy cocaine if I knew where to actually get it. What am I supposed to do? Go up to strangers in the club and be like, sell me cocaine. Everyone talks about how easy it is to get it, but I haven't had any luck. Besides, at least you won't go to jail for being caught with this stuff, not yet anyway. That was a review. Yes. The next review after that. So this is just, I mean it's obviously supposed to be like a cocaid substitute or something. So the guy after that writes, well first off, I just ripped the fattest rail off the strippers ass like five minutes ago and now I'm unstoppable. This sounds amazing. I gotta read these reviews. And then the guy did that writes three stars and he says, well, it's not cocaine. So for people who can't get cocaine, they like it.

For people who do get cocaine, they're not impressed. Yeah, I guess it's not cocaine. I didn't get it in two days, however, which was nice. Yeah, right, it is on prime, which I appreciate. Prime. Oh, bad guy. You got to get these reviews. It's so funny. Yeah, I definitely, you know, it's funny because clown is

clown boy, right? Clown boy, yeah. Yeah, clown boy. So clown boy is the clown baby. Clown baby. Clown baby is funny. Well, he's the stunt boy. So he's the, that makes sense.

He's totally, so I guess we should explain maybe for people who don't know that term or whatever. But like the stunt boy is usually like the character on these morning's zoo shows who does literally like stunts and does all the crazy shit. And he usually has a crazy name like clown baby. Clown baby is gonna go down to the pharmacy and buy condoms live on there. We're gonna mic him up.

It's always something ridiculous. You're like, okay, whatever, I don't care. We're gonna blindfold him and give him a box of condoms and add some gum and he's gonna chew both of them and tell us which ones which. Yeah. Right. Uh, so yeah, he's the guy who does the fucking coke,

whatever. Yes. Coco rails. Whatever. All right, so real quick, there's also the question and answer portion of Amazon underneath the product. And the very first question is, can this product be smoked in a glass pipe? And the answer is it's chocolate.

So no, I want to know what the related products are. Oh that's users also. Dude I'm so glad you brought that up. The related products to this are spice jungle mushrooms and these different types of mushrooms that are not magic mushrooms. Obviously they're sold on Amazon. So in other words, there's people out there who want to buy drugs have no idea how to and are going on Amazon and buying fake cocaine and just regular mushrooms and having them ordered. It sounds just like a bunch of teenagers who are like, eh, I want to get some drugs, but, you know,

no, I have them, fucking Amazon. It's like, it reminds me of people who heard about the Dark Web and they're like, oh, sweet. I don't know, you can buy drugs online. Let me check this thing out, Amazon.com. Well, I wonder if I could buy a hooker out here. I should see, what would happen if I looked up escort? Let's see here.

I'd be like, headlight replacements for Ford Escort. Let's see here. I'd be like, headlight replacements for Ford Escort. Oh my God, you know what sucks about the fact I just Google, there I just Amazon search this is that my, my, you know, recommended for you less is gonna be ridiculous now. I'm an idiot.

Is there anything more embarrassing? So I use Chrome as my web browser and I have different Google logins that I use for it. And when you open up a new tab in Chrome, it tries to predict a page that you would want to go to based on your past browsing habits. Is there anything more embarrassing than seeing what those websites are? Chrome thinks you're going gonna want to go to? My favorite is when you're in a business meeting and someone's got you know

They're on their go-to meeting or something and they pull up a web browser and they open up a new tab you're like, oh, okay That's what you're checking out Mommy daughter fucking Oh my free cam. I'm guessing you do that after work okay yeah that's cool whatever um so Kevin this show was a little bit uh white leaning i would say i don't know if you picked up on that at all yeah yeah well because they fucking dump on Anderson Cooper So I have I have that clip I call this dynamite CNN analysis But when you watch CNN, I mean they're just such a bunch of pieces of shit like you like Anderson Cooper like he just

He just looks like a fucking failure. He just looks like a leader when he fucking says this shit, you know When he fucking says this shit, you know What is that what is he talking about? It is a Cooper looks like a loser enough failure All right, what I'm just like a failure in his fucking thousand dollars suit I mean I'm not gay with that guy his handsome and he's pretty accomplished. I don't know what he's talking about with that. Oh wow. Oh wow, what are you gonna do? Kevin, our friend from the UK, our avid listener, Marcus. You remember Marcus? Oh yeah, yeah. He was the guy who put together a nice jingle to the back and black music. I'll play the the short version of that right here. Slum and mine, they slap their face!

So he reached out recently and he was excited about this particular show because I mentioned we're going to have a special guest and One of his guesses was that it would be David Lee Roth and Wish that were true. Unfortunately, I'm psyched with Kevin But he did set an over some new clips that he produced. So I wanted to to get to that both Marcus and I are No agenda listeners the podcast no agenda and Adam Curry the host down there and one of the shows recently, the podcast, no agenda, and Adam Curry, the host down there on one of the shows recently,

just kept saying who are these people? And so he mashed that up with you, Kevin, and put together this little clip for us. Who are these podcasts? Who really are, like, who are these podcasts? I wanna know, what is their FN problem? So that was nice. Thanks for putting that together and then I always knew I'd be I'd end up in Adam Curry's mouth

You wish Speaking of handsome men What's going on with our show we're gonna get recanticarized my eye to it's if we keep going down this way We'll probably actually get more downloads unfortunately. Alright, so here is a new song mashup that he put together for us. I will call this a jingle and I'll throw it out to the Jingles department. Get your asses and gear ladies. We got Jingles coming in. We need Jingles from the Jingles department.

Here we go All these podcasts These podcasts So we really want to know. Did you actually go to his house and record this shit with him? I should. You should. You should make a trip out there.

Definitely. All right. Well, I think that's all I have to talk about on this show. Unless you have anything else you wanted to cover that we missed? No, I don't think so. I mean, you know, like every show, I think that we've reviewed, it's got a cup, well, I should say every show. It's got a few good things, but mostly bad things.

And ironically, a lot of the same stuff that this show gets ripped on, you know, technical issues and the like And ironically, a lot of the same stuff that this show gets ripped on, you know, technical issues and the like is what we're goofing on with this. So I don't know. I've read some of the reviews lately that WATP has gotten. And it's pretty interesting, some of the comments that come in about, oh my god, it's a fucking audio is shitty or whatever.

And it's like, audio is shitty or whatever. It's like a... Thanks for reiterating that. Ever since it's funny when you were running the show, Kevin. And those are the good... Those are what I like to call the good old days. You know, I would just Skype in, talk, and then go out and do shit. Now, I'm the one who asked to actually do some production work and try to make it sound good. And I feel miserably in a lot of cases. And wow, do people let you know it? Holy shit, there is no lack of feedback for when you fuck off a podcast. I got to tell

you that. So, well, people need to pick on something, you know, which is fine, which is fine. I mean, we do appreciate both the negative and the positive because it means someone has been duped into listening. You know what I want to talk about what's that over commander? Well, I haven't talked in a long time. Yeah, just when an Amazon recently we miss you. Yeah, I bought this. Yes. Thank you. Thank you for that. I Yes, thank you. Thank you for that. I I want to Amazon recently To buy some things for a desk row. He said he wanted some liquid cocaine that apparently you could buy out there and then shoot into your Butthole I don't know doesn't dust your having an Amazon wish list that he tells everyone about it work Yes, he passes it around. He's the worst hooker Like a call girl who wants shit bought off of her list. Oh work. Yes, he passes it around. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst. He's the worst That doesn't even make any sense Friends great version

Okay, yeah, I haven't been on that one. That's true and they call them birds over there that they don't call them escorts the birds Oh, that's probably why I was fucking it all up searching on escorts You gotta buy bird feeders I You gotta buy bird feeders. I had to go to and did look for bird feeders on Amazon, that FR.UK. You know, I didn't know the Cobra Commander was so worldly and that's on me. I should know that. I mean, he's trying to take over the world. You would think he would know a few things about what's going on over in Europe. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's in my title, World Dominator.

I mean, come on. That's true. Trying to be huge here, you know. Oh, that's good stuff. Trying to make a viral video. I'm trying to make this viral video shit happen for Cobra. It's not, it's not really going the way I planned.

But, you know, Destro and his goddamn drug needs. Well, the problem is the metal head. If I could give you some advice, the problem with your viral videos, is you're putting in all those Commercial beds in there and no one wants to sit through four minutes of commercials where they're watching a viral video and They're mostly for Hasbro toys. I just I don't know why you're doing that I don't know either. I'm fucking laugh it over here. I can't figure it out. You know, I put it in there just to you know Just spice it up. I want to put it on YouTube.

That's what the kids use, right? YouTube. Yeah, I think the kids are all on YouTube. This is correct. I actually follow you. I follow you on Snapchat, Commander, and I got to say, you're one of the better snappers out there. Yeah, thank you.

You know what? Did you see my one the other day when I was head dog ears? It was hilarious. Yeah, it's it's great. There's like my tongue sticks out. It's just to do. It's over. I go for you. Yeah, you just had that silver face.

It's just a tongue sticking out of the middle. Yes, it's it's pretty it's pretty tough to do those facial things with me, but uh, speaking of facials, Destro is really into really weird porn. I don't know where I'm going with this at all, but just to add to my... Destro's into that stepmom porn, if I'm not mistaken.

Yeah, she's all like, oh, I like to look at my mama when I was growing up. I don't even know. He's just even have a country of origin. I don't know what his voice's... He doesn't even have a... A country of origin. I don't know what his voice is. I'm not sure. He's like your right-hand man. And that was the worst impression of Duster I've ever heard of my life.

Well, you know... How do you not... How do you not do his voice a little better than that? I mean, I'm busy trying to take over the goddamn world. I'm not fucking, you know. Good point. Frank Calliando over here. No, no one is ever mistaken you for Frank Calliando, that is for sure.

He's shit. That is for sure. So, when I do get into extended coverage with Colbert Commander, you know what that means. It means it's time to move on from the podcast. Thanks again. Our Big Dumb mouth was an interesting lesson. Didn't hate it, wasn't great, but those guys know what they're doing.

Now this is the time in the show, Kevin, that people love. You know what I'm talking about? I think I remember. Yeah, so this is the part known as... Roachy. Ah, Roachy. Roachy. Roachy.

Roachy. Roachy. Roachy. Roachy. Roachy. Alright, so you haven't done the show in probably about three or four months. If I'm not mistaken. We used to do this when you were on the show.

I don't know if you remember, but what we would do is we would tease a clip from the podcast we'll be reviewing next week. You know why we do that, Kevin? No, why? You don't know. Okay. So the reason is, we want to get people excited about listening to the show we'll put out next week.

Oh, all right. Because if they're excited about it Kevin, maybe they'll subscribe within their favorite podcast listening app, maybe they'll subscribe on iTunes, or maybe they'll tell their friends, hey, remind me, I gotta listen to next week's WATP because I heard the teaser for it and it sounds like it's gonna be amazing.

Well, I mean, that's a good concept. Well, that's the hope. That's the hope. So here is a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing next week. Now, you guys tell me where you stand and how this works. It's happened to me a million times. I know it's happened all of you. It drives everyone insane. I've been doing this fun-de-thing program where I'm doing the crowdfunding, getting money for my next film. And so I started doing a little bit of press. By the way, today over at the ACME Theatre 4 o'clock, a lot of the stars are going to be in the film and the plot and all that kind of stuff,

doing a big press conference over there. And I think there's some tickets still available at funanything.com. So I say, I'm curl up so you can come out and say, hi, and then it's a pizza in Mangri. And I'm going to get to pizza in a second because it's something very disturbing, involving pizza happening to me today. All right, so, you know, we're tackling a big one here.

So that sounded like Adam Corolla show? That is correct, Kevin. A couple of weeks ago, we went after Mark Marin and WTF. We don't typically do the big podcast. We like to punch down and pick on the sucky ones, but my friend, Kroche, who you heard on the show a few times now, he was a huge Adam Crowley fan. He got me into it. I listened to Adam Crow all the time. And he has since stopped listening for a couple of

very good reasons that he will be excited to tell you about next week. So it's going to be crows ranting about Adam's rants. Oh, great. Yeah, you know what? You got me into Adam Corolla too. I was briefly listening to him for a while. And I think it was like his sidekick when I was starting listening like the female. Yes, Alison Rosen was fired. Yeah, that's when I stopped listening, I think. Okay.

I really was into the new person they brought in, whatever. But yeah, Gina Grad is the new Alice in Rosen. And if you want to Google Gina Grad, there will be some things that you like about her. Oh, believe me, I already did. Oh, okay. As soon as she was announced,

like Google and I was like, wow. Yeah. There's two very stupid reasons to lie. There's two big reasons to like Gina Grand I can't wait to listen which you know what what helped me decide that the teaser Right, did you notice in the head teaser that and that's one of the things I don't know I haven't talked to Krosh about this, but it's one of the things with Anna Krohl He's always got 18 things to say at once. And he can't like spit any of them out. He's like, alright, so I'm gonna talk about this,

but I'll still gonna talk about that, but don't remind me that I also have to remind you about this. It's like, okay, just fucking say one of those things. Oh, good. Alright, well Kevin, I gotta tell you man, it's been great having you back on the show. I hope you'll do it again. I will see. Ferrin' off the phone. No, yeah, I'd love to come back if you'll have me.

Aw, things have calmed down a little bit on my end here. So hopefully we can hook up again and do some more shows if we could wanna hear ridiculous voices and shit. So people do wanna hear ridiculous voices and shit. So people do want to hear ridiculous voices, but they miss them. And you're moved into your new digs now,

you're settled in. So hopefully we can get you back on the show on the reg as the kids like to say. Oh. But not next week, Kevin. Next week is Croj, and I'm looking forward to that because Croj is fucking really good so. Alright so we're gonna get at least one download. Please join us again next week because it might be the episode where we find out once and for all.

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