Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep75 - God Awful Movies

Episode Date: September 24, 2017

One of WATP's favorite podcasts is How Did This Get Made. A show that features comedians reviewing movies that are terrible, it's often times hilarious. Unfortunately, we listened to a show that wants to be HDTGM but is not. God Awful Movies features three atheists who laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Jen from the Jingles Department joins the show to listen to Karl wax poetic on this week's show, a could miss episode of WATP. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. We listen to podcasts so that you don't have to. I'm your host, Kara, with me today, back once again, the lovely, the talented Jen from the Jingles department. Hello. Welcome, Jen. Oh, thank you. I'll let you remind our listeners you can visit whoarethese.com, our Facebook page,

or on Twitter at Who Are These Pod. If you like what you hear, don't forget visit who are these calm our Facebook page or on Twitter at who are these pod If you like what you hear don't forget to give us a positive five star review on iTunes Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called God awful movies Gen and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed with each other beforehand So let's get into it God awful movies a podcast made by Atheus making fun of Christian movies. I'm going to assume that that's Si has something to do with the length of the show. It is long.

So there's a lot of three hosts, Eli Bosnick, Heath and Wright, and Noah Legions. Get it? Noah Legions? No. You didn't catch that? No, I didn't care. I thought it was his last name. So, these three guys, they do a show where they review a movie. And each episode is a different movie.

On this one, it was a 2003 movie called Hangman's Curse. But they don't just review the movie, they explain every single scene and actually take longer to go to the movie than the actual length of the movie itself. I looked it up, it's an hour and 38-long movie, this was a two-hour long podcast. Yep, it was so long. So it was a weird way to go about it because they explain every single part down to details in the scene.

Two point where I would rather just watch the bad movie. Well, okay, so I kind of do want to watch this. I wrote this down. Jen and I love watching bad movies and I wrote down, I want to watch this movie. This movie sounds awesome. It does sound awesome. Alright, so here's the bad news about this podcast Jen I kind of liked it. No, you didn't all right. So here's the deal. Oh my god

There are some obvious flaws that will point out but I want to put it out there right up the bat This was not a terrible podcast This was it's a comedy show. They have an angle their atheist their anti-Christians It's a comedy show. They have an angle. They're atheist. They're anti-Christians. They didn't have a lot of that in this show because this movie wasn't so much of a Christian movie.

I think some of the other movies that they review have a lot more Christian overtone to it. So there's some obvious flaws, but I thought overall this show actually made me laugh out loud a couple of times. I know. Oh my God. Jen is giving me laugh out loud a couple times. I know. Oh my god. Just give me a look like I'm crazy.

Holy cow, that was not what I was expecting. It wasn't the worst podcast I've ever heard. I was still a lot of bad podcast. Well, it's not the worst. The production's good. I understand they do have an angle. Yeah. It's well produced.

It sounds good. I could not get past the laughter. The laughter is over the top. I, it was in my nightmares last night. All right, so here's a clip that sums up the show for me. And I'm going to play this part. It's not taking out a context like I like to do a lot of times when people look foolish. This is the sub to the joke, the payoff, and then the aftermath. So they were hearing the whole thing.

This is pretty much sums up with this podcast is all about. When people have the ghost moment in this movie, everything turns black and white and there's like a glare effect on the lens. But the first time we see it, it's when the quarterback looks at the God kids. So I wrote in my notes, are the golf kids so pale that the glare hurts They are pretty pale. Yeah, no that could have also been it So they laugh way too much at a Media-oker joke. Oh, I don't think both guys have to tag it to at the end. Yeah, you notice? Yeah. So it's a lot of over-the-top-a-lapter. I'm going to show you something.

I never show people my soundboard when we do the show together. But this is just my board of isolated laughter. This show would have been 38 minutes if they would cut the laughter out of the show. I mean, I just have clip-past it well. As you guys know, it's often laughing at themselves. It's unbelievable.

Now, let's go back to things that I think that they actually do well. All right. Okay. They actually do some prep work, which I really appreciate. We listen to podcasts all the time where people just get on and wing it.

They don't think they have to do prep work. These guys, as you heard them say, he has notes. They jot down a lot of notes. They're talking through the show. Oh, they have abundant notes. Yes, they do. So here is an example of someone who actually did prep work. They're talking about, this is early on in the episode. They're talking about the group in the movie that's fighting the bad guy and uh... this is both showing that they do some prep work but also another example over the top laughter uh... as a cross-america groups of select citizens are secretly commissioned by

the government to investigate strange mysteries crimes and unusual occurrences now at this point I'm hoping the movie's gonna be about the unusual occurrence Like the bench warmers the ex files crew Just show like hi, we're here about the coin Yeah, it's like

a dozen fucking heads guys Crazy, I don't know which guy that is but his laugh is out of control. I thought it was Noah, but then as it went on I really can't tell the difference because there's two guys that sound pretty similar. So they are talking about this unusual occurrence as team and the guy says there's this coin and the guy already starts losing his shit Like that's the funniest thing ever and then he, it's landing on heads 12 times in a row. Okay, that's the unusual occurrence. He didn't even get out the punchline before. This guy's already cracking up. I just want to zoom in on the reaction to this joke.

Fucking heads, guys. That's crazy. That is crazy. Ah, wow. Crazy Let me just well how about you play track one that when I named uncontrollable gaffa We watched hangman's curse. We did it's the story of undercover investigators who try to uncover an evil plot in a high school by a Suicide cult it's 21 jumper street. Oh, and also a second movie with the same characters that's completely unrelated. Yep. You get one of those two. Okay, I have the same clip. So that's the synopsis of the movie. And it gives you an idea of what

you're in for just explaining the movie and having a joke like 21 Jumpers Street is enough to throw this guy over the edge. It's poor guy's size. Did you imagine the doctor's gotta be like, what did you do to your size? They are split in half. It took me a second to get that one.

All right, fair enough. All right, so here's one is example of the exact opposite of what we're talking about. This is again near the beginning of the show. This guy winds up for a big laugh. You could hear the way he delivers this joke. He's got it written down. He's ready for it to go over his huge edit. Thud, so hard, he gets nothing.

And they might as well have cowbells attached to themselves, right? They might as well have gestures, jingles on their fucking feet. I, I, I love that because they're laughing at everything. As soon as someone stops talking and ascends, that means it's time to laugh. Ah, ha, ha, ha. But what's the fuck is a gestures jingle?

Oh. The gestures jingles on their feet their feet is just making up words. I knew what he meant. Yeah, but it wasn't funny. But it wasn't funny. It was not funny. So they do this thing in this show where it goes on and on and on and on and on. But it is broken up by two skits that they do.

Remember the skits? I know I clipped one of them. Okay, I'm gonna play the skit that I clipped. It's the first skit that they do, and they're playing out the people in the movie, and they're playing out like a skit that they've written for it. Yeah.

All right, so this is the first one I wanna point out. Okay, well I hear that some of the kids in school have been calling you names and taking your lunch money. And if there's anything I can do to help, I just want you to know that we have. Yeah, you can put this magic crystal stuff on them for us. That would help. It sticks ghost sondam. No, no. I was thinking more about calling their parents or or or you could like carve a hangman onto onto their lockers with us. Yeah, that takes forever. Yeah. I'm it's it's for the ghosts. Yeah, it's it's for the ghost. Okay. And we're back. They even cracked themselves up during their skits that are produced so they could easily

edit. I mean all of this stuff is going to be easily edited. So the thing that I wanted to point out is there's three guys. I wanted to play the mom character with that voice. It reminded me of my friend Richard Christie. Oh, did he? From the Howard Search show. Because it reminded me of the church lady.

Oh, I could see that. I could see that. Very much. This is Richard Christie using his Ethel voice He does this thing read us prank phone calls and he's Ethel But nobody ever falls for it that it's a woman Right, but he just keeps doing he thinks that he sounds like an old lady. So here's what that sounds like Hi, how are you today? I'm good. How are you? Oh, I'm good. Is this the dollar store? Yes, sir. Oh

wonderful wonderful. I'm going to come in later with my grandson. I saw he thinks someone's gonna like his character is so complete that he's shocked at anyone thinks that's a man. Right. What are you gonna do? The ad. Okay, what would you like to trick on? The bath tissue. Everything is a dollar. Oh, even the bath tissue? Yes, sorry, even the bath tissue. Oh, that's good.

How much is the dish washing soap? A dollar. Everything in the store is a dollar. How about the sunflower and pumpkin seeds? Sorry, I get it. You get the point. He's calling the dollar so I'm asking how much things cost. You just want to listen to that. I do. It makes my podcast better when I play Richard Christie bits. Here is Ethel talking to the mom from this gamskit. Hi, Chet Crystal. Come on in. I'm going to come in later with my grandson. Right.

Okay, so no cheers then guys. How much would three of those come to? I want to talk about some of the bullying you've been experiencing. Oh, that's a good deal. That's what that sounds like. Good job. Alright, did you have anything else you want to talk about with the skid or you do the skits? No. I'm talking all the time here. It should? Well, I'm clipping the exact things you clipped so far. So I agree with you. Those are clippable. But after a while, I got to like the

first hour and I just stopped. I didn't know what else to do. I know. They laugh at each other a lot and then at a certain point, you're just going, okay, it's kind of the same thing over and over again. They're still just explaining this movie bit by bit by bit. Well, there was one thing that I did notice, and I don't know if you noticed it, but if you play Track 5.

And the other point of this scene is, dibs on black, I dibs on black, I dammit. Yeah. So all the girls really want to go out with Blake, the only black person in the school. Yeah, exactly, exactly. And black dick forms here. Please step to the back, bitches. And then tracks out. Like, I know that look.

That look that says you are just wet soaking wet. And he's soaking like stop. I'm playing a part I'm fitting in. He's like fitting in that big black dick. Yeah. What's the obsession? They're really into this guy's penis. Even though there's nothing in this movie about this guy's penis. They jump right to the point that this guy's got a big black penis. I know there, I'm talking about that for a while. They like black dick, these guys, I tell ya.

So you talked about how this show just kind of goes on and on. There was a part where they're talking about the movie and they say this. You just take off his mask and solve this old thing. She's like, this is still at two dammit. Oh my God. When I heard that I had a look down it were an hour and 20 minutes in I did the same thing they're still 40 45 minutes to go

and they haven't got to act three of the movie yet I was like two everybody's got one of my favorite KC case of the freak out hi this is K case. American top 40 is moved to a new time I hope you'll join me this Saturday morning and every Saturday morning at two two two This is still at two two Oh my god, I I did listen to this whole show all the way through twice right However when I listen back to it to get clips, I listen to it at 1.5 times the speed.

That was smart. Yes. I wish I would have done that. Because I just value my time too much to have listened for four hours to this goddamn show. I don't think you value your time. Fair enough. Says the person who watches me play VR game songs.

All right, I'll take that. Jen, what do you want to listen to next? Well, this is the only thing I related to them on, and it's track four. Oh, I think I have. Just by the name of this clip, I think I have to say no. And just in case this whole thing wasn't enough like Scooby Doo yet, this is where we meet the dog, Max.

Oh, he's the best! It best the golden retriever all of it it is like the best of dogs it's a pretty great dog and he's a sleuthen dog and he plays a party it's pretty great we like we like max yeah we we took all the save clips okay because that is how i react when i see dogs yes it is i hear it you see guys but this was bizarre because they're they've all watched this movie. They know what part it's coming to because they're going through it. Like I said, almost aligned by line.

They're going through this movie. But they're adding lines too. Well, right, they make it longer than it needs to be. But then they get to the point and it's like, and now we're just the dog and they're like, the dog, oh my god, the dog. You knew this was coming, relax. I think they might be playing some of this shit up just a little bit. I could be wrong.

Jen. Yes. Here's a little part that's fun. I call this super high voice time. And luckily she'd been carrying a flashlight in her vagina this whole time. I said it's no way. Flashlight is annoying. in her vagina this whole time. I'm excited to know who he is. Flash like you know it. Yes. They're all trying to one-up each other. It's so big that Flash like I know.

It's time for vagina. I know. Did you guys see that? It reminds me of that, odd. Do we, Griffin? I wish I had a clip that. That would be funny. Rather than just reference it to the whole people know what you're talking about Which by the way these guys do a lot well

About a third of the references they threw out there They would talk about yeah, that's like from that movie blah blah blah and you're okay I guess it's possible. Well, this is the only one of theirs that I listened to so maybe the referencing the movies They've actually done that's possible. I have a clip that I think you're going to enjoy Jen. Okay. It's where... and I mentioned this on the last show and we were setting it up. This is very similar to how did this get made, where they review bad movies. Well, it's similar in theory. I love how did this get made. As do I. I was so sad that's not what I was listening to. Well, I was very

excited to hear Jason Menzou's Lucas during the show in this clip Yeah, students. Let's be clear the dad is the janitor who could belongs at the school at night The mom is the nurse who could be at the school at night the students it would be odd But hey, they go to school there, but not if their dress is ninjas They go to school there, but not if their dress isn't interesting. Right! That is such a Zooks way of delivering that. In fact, I went ahead and did a Zooks Gam mashup. Oh, yay!

These sharks live for days in a tornado without water. The dad is the janitor who belongs at the school at night. For days, the mom is the nurse who could be at the school at night in a tornado. This guy is doing a Jesus, a duke, a suppression, right? He does, and there were moments, I, like you said, you liked it. There were parts towards the end.

I feel like they started to get exhausted. Yeah, well, I would hope so. When they're energy, I was kind of went down and that is when I actually was like, okay, this isn't as bad, but by then I think I was also pretty beaten down, so. So speaking of impressions and this is closer to the end of the show, this guy just decides to shoehorn in a Christopher walk and I'm gonna hang myself. I'm gonna hang myself. That's not even a good Christopher Walkett at Prussia. This guy had it, she hoarded it in. This movie is terrible. I didn't know that.

I didn't know that's what he was doing. Alright, so I zoomed in on this. And this is him doing this Christopher Walkett at Prussia. You can't even hear me saying, because the guy is just like, I'm gonna hang myself. I'm gonna hang myself. I didn't know that's what he was doing. Alright, so I zoomed in on this and this is him doing this Christopher Walk in Impression. You can't even hear he sang because the guys laughing so hard.

Hang myself. Hang myself. Hang myself. Hang myself. Hang myself. Hang myself. Hang myself. Hang myself.

Hang myself. Hang myself. Hang myself. Hang myself. Hang myself. Hang myself. Hang myself. Hang myself. Hang. Here is an example of that. I wish I would have understood this punchline. It's apparently the funniest thing that was said in the entire show.

I went back and relisted this multiple times. Maybe you can help me out. I have no idea what they're saying here. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It was like a 13 year old trying to have sex for the first time. But then suddenly she starts having goon and goon and goon. She's. but then suddenly she starts having going to the lasers ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What was that? Did you catch that? I think he said something about stepping on his line

or I don't know. He goes, it's like a 13-year-old having sex for the first time and then someone says something and it was the funniest thing ever said. Anyway. Well, track six I called, let's check his meds. And the way they introduced this super sloppy like hanging, attic, aesthetic,

is she goes goes they were gonna remodel it but then a kid died there so they were like let's just keep the haunted house theme. It'll fuck up the ghost stories later if we finish this. Everything is so explosive with that guy. It's like an assault. And they do live shows. Did you see that? No, I didn't know research. Okay. Well, if you listen to it twice through, that's incredible. These guys actually do live shows. I was just thinking, is it possible that there's more laughter? I would think it could only be less for a live show, right? I don't know. That guy is pretty jolly. Yeah, what else, Judd?

So, even if it kept coming to mind, if you listen to the two hours of it, I'm just saying it to everybody out there. It's almost as if some really hot girl that he had a crush on told him once, you know, your laugh makes me laugh. It's so funny. It just, it just makes me laugh. And then now he thinks that his laugh is a magical laugh that makes everybody laugh. But I wanted to throw my computer out the window. So what you're saying is don't listen to it. Yes. I, uh, I could, I could go along with that. I made a little clip here. I

Called this game, which is the name of this podcast got off of movies they call it game I call this game watching Big Bang Theory. This is what it would sound like if these guys are watching it Up a sound of the Big Bang Theory. Tinkerbell just needs to get her son of the Big Bang Theory. Tinkerbell just needs to get her son. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! From what? Oh yes, some sexual intercourse. Ha ha ha ha ha!

I'll take the bullet. Ha ha ha ha ha! Give me this whole idea is insane! Then you need enough debate. I'm going to take action. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Excuse me. Are you currently involved in a sexual relationship?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! No? Awesome! Would you like to be? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Are you currently involved in a sexual relationship? No. Awesome. Would you like to be? Sure, why not? Sheldon? Can I have your phone number? Uh, Yeah. Bear, problem solved.

Tell a mask. You can't go wrong with putting laughter at two big bags there. Well, somebody has to. Not big fun here. Well, somebody has to. Nothing funny there. Well, I also gifted you a track. This is just for you specifically, it's track eight. OK, let's just put this small object on the floor in a hallway. Great, I'll just grab my vest of throwing knives over on. I'll be back in a second.

I need my magnetic suction cups. I thought you might be able to isolate that and use it later. I appreciate that. Oh, he was laughing so hard. Well, speaking of music, they're laughter for our jokes. Jen, there are three people who find these hosts hilarious. Their names are Eli Bosnick, Heath Enri, and Noah Leges. If this show was any longer, iTunes would denote its length using weeks.

You know, Carol Burnett thinks these guys laugh at themselves too much. I once saw Mitch Heidelberg open for David Tal. There were fewer laughs in the theater that bad. This is what it would sound like if MST3K gave Tom Servo mushrooms. I do like these guys now. You do like these guys. They love my jokes. I'll take it. This was a weird part.

They start talking about shitting. And then the guy says, oh yeah, we were actually word Editing this down. I've been shitting the whole time and then there's this weird belief censorship thing I didn't know what what was going on that too So you guys been pausing a lot You can't talk as the masterful edit, but we've been on the line for about now eight times I'm fun. We share this. Yeah.

We share these things. F***. F***. F***. F***. F***. What do you think that was? I really couldn't know.

Do you think they went back and centered something later that the person said that they were all cracking up about or did someone just hit like a bleep sound in the fact that they all thought that was funny? I couldn't decipher for that either. I really didn't know as the way I listened to this was in parts. Yes. So I'm not going to lie.

I kind of started losing track of things. But when that happened, I think I was driving in my car and I was like, wait a minute, what did I just miss? Right. And you don't want to go back. No, I can't. Because then you're adding more time onto a show that's already way too much time Exactly. Listen, I like these guys. I think they're odd to something. I like their angle

Edit your showdown But they talked about how they did editing they they talked about it And you can actually hear certain parts of the podcast where they do cut some stuff out Well, this is funny too because so how long was it originally four hours? Well listen to this. They actually think that maybe people are watching the movie while listening to their commentator, their commentary I should say. Also it's a tiny moment but in case you watch along with us at the very first shot of this school there's an extra who is unable to walk. Who the fuck would possibly be watching along with them could you imagine if you're like pausing playing fast forwarding

oh wait what are they talking about all the extra the bad check this guy out there's no way anyone is doing that let me give you guys just a quick uh... helpful hint no one's watching the movie wall with a tier commentary go ahead and speed alive move a lot of people keep it going watching the movie while listening to your commentary go ahead and speed it alive. Move it on people, keep it going. Well, maybe they're playing a pink Floyd album while watching that movie. Oh, very, very good.

I heard that it matches up to Wizard of Oz. I've never heard that, is that true? Here is a clip and it's another one of these jokes not landing. It's a joke about the future that just does not land and it's crazy because everything else lands at this show. And this is the fucking present day. Yeah, right. Did I think this movie is in the future? What are they? It was though because we watched it... Oh. Boo! Be more funny! It's so bizarre to me what they don't laugh at. Because everything else is hysterical after.

And then there's a couple of times where the guy tries to be, say something funny, and they just go, Yeah. No, no thanks. They're worn out, I'm telling you. Here's a hilarious joke. They're talking about a fat kid having a seizure in the movie and this is the the big joke for that one. I thought it was it was like he was having withdrawal from like mashed potatoes. And okay, it did look

like me. Fine. It's whatever. That's that's a good one. Having withdrawals from... Because mashed potatoes is a food. Right. So, a back-end seizure. Right. Connect the dots, Jen. I don't know why you're not laughing. That's hilarious. I'm laughing on the inside.

I could tell. Is there any other... Any other clips on here that you want to play from... I mean, you put so much time into this. I'd hate to... I'd hate to miss out on any of the clips you took here. Well, I only have one other one that you didn't clip. Oh, shit, sorry about that.

No, no, it's just, it goes to show that I pulled good clips. Um, it's, if I'm good at what I do, which I'm not, then yes. It's, uh, track nine. But suddenly Ian the goth kid is there perched like an arch angel above them literally it's not arch angel no it's arch angel right and I thought maybe it was an arch angel but then he said it again later which I didn't clip but he did so take my word for it not funny cut but shouldn't he know that because that's all they do is like Christian movies. Yeah, you think so. They're so anti-Christianity

They should have that Luxicon down. Well, one of the other guys did later on say arc angel. So my okay, so I One of them does I thought that's what it was, but then I know I love me some jokes man The minimalist podcast would fit perfectly into this one. At the very end of the show, they do this read. And it's, you know, this whatever he has it prewritten and he just goes through all of the, this is how we made the show and thanks to this person. But it doesn't very fast. I don't understand the point of this.

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Yeah. It was a little bit odd to me that then almost something had a sense of urgency. Where was this urgency? What do you guys do with your fucking skits? Oh, I know. In the middle of this This scene like they had nowhere to be and I'll need to get there and then all of a sudden at the end I'm like, all right, no, we're done the show and I'm gonna get the right to the end. We're gonna get to the thing That part actually impressed me because I said wow, this guy man, he can talk No, I thought he was gonna try to sell me many little matchbox cars at one point. I don't do wish. At the very beginning of the podcast, before the show even starts, there's an old Navy commercial.

Do these guys have old Navy as a paying sponsor to their show? It's old Navy anti-Christian? I don't know. It's really odd because I was new a lot of podcasts. There are ones that have advertising, there are ones that don't. I've never heard one that had a single commercial at the very beginning and then no other commercials at any point during the rest of the show when there's tons of opportunities.

They even say, okay, we're going to take a break to do their little skits and hey, we're back. If they have sponsors, they could easily put gonna take a break to do their little skits. And hey, we're back. If they have sponsors, they could easily put commercials in. But they do not. No. They have a commercial at the very beginning for Old Navy, which is very mainstream. It's not blue apron or one of these things where,

hey, tell them you love God-Oval movies. You say, 10%. Because when you have those types of commercials, you only make money when someone buys some thing. So it makes more sense for a podcast to have that. Not only do they have this odd old Navy commercial, I'm not even sure if old Navy is paying for this or not, but if they are, they have no idea how to run a commercial during a podcast. Don't miss old Navy's Saturday Steel.

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Well, I don't know, maybe they're faking it to. Who all the ad wizards? Maybe you should start doing that. I'm gonna pop some... That's so distracting. If we were gonna sell anything on this podcast, it would be pop brownies. And it would not be today only. It would be whenever you get to it.

Most people who buy pop brownies do it. Whenever they do get to it. I just have a couple more clips on here that I wanted to play for you, Jen. I look forward to hearing them. Alright, well, they only review Christian movies, and this movie is not a Christian movie, but there's one scene where it seems a little shoehorn, I'm using shoehorn again. Why am I using that word multiple times in one podcast? That's silly.

I don't know. Like an idiot. Yep. gas that's silly i don't know like an idiot that was your favorite your just like an idiot there's one scene where they have this weird christian part show up here's this up to that and then we eliminate any lingering doubts about the christianness of this movie with

a completely pointless christian dog whistle scene he had had had had had this is this because here's the thing i watch this i did like skip through this movie last week and i was like i don't know if it's christian and i have a no i was like i don't think this is a christian movie it okay wow so they did think it was a christian movie but then there was this what they call a christian dog whistle and here is said dog whistle yeah opening line of this uh... scenes teacher standing in front of the school going no you can't pray in school

you may have to fucking bible here drink from this red juke up you can't this is school this is public school. Ju cups. Alright, I understand that they're atheists. What is a red juke-up? What are they talking about? Maybe they were drinking out of a cup in the movie.

I don't know what they're talking about. Oh, okay. Maybe they had like a solo cup. Maybe. And they're like, here, this is a juke-up. But that doesn't really make sense either. Those things are kind of expensive. So hook up?

There is a famous country song all about those cups. I don't think they're that expensive. What is this fucking ponderous man? Ponderous, fucking ponderous. Even Casey Casey doesn't understand it. So anyway, that was the show. We listened to God awful movies. It was two hours long. If you want to put yourself through it, check it out. I enjoyed it, but not for 120 minutes. If they could put out a 30 to 45 minute long podcast and cut out a lot of that laughter, or just self control, control themselves, self control themselves. Self control yourself.

The fuck is wrong with me today? I don't know, you got a lot on your mind. She warning a lot of words to do this podcast. Yeah. Woo! What an idiot. I'm an idiot. Yeah, so my point is that we're coming up

on my favorite part of WATP, John. I know what it is this time. And I guess that's gonna do it for our review of Hangman's curse, but that's not gonna do it for the episode just yet, because we still need to renew our vows for next week. So Eli, tell us what's on deck. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus.

That's my tooth. That's my tooth. That's my tooth. That's my tooth. That's my tooth. That's my tooth. That's my tooth. That's right, Jan. It is that time. The time in the show that people fast forward to, the time, the people can't get enough of, we should do three or four teasers in episode. We'd have higher ratings

on iTunes. This is what people tune in for. That's what I tune in for. This is why they turn their dials to the station that's carrying W-A-T-P. It's because this is the time the show when we do the teaser for next week's podcast. Do you know why we do this yet? To tease us. Right, thank you, finally a co-host who gets it. I swear to God, I have co-hosts every week.

I'm like, do you know why we do a teaser? They're like, I don't know, what is that? I don't know what you're talking about like you've been on the show seven times you don't know what a teaser I win you win Gen Gen gets it so here's the part where we play a clip from the podcast we'll be reviewing next week and the reason we do that is you get you excited about it we want people going holy shit this week's episode not, not my favorite. Not the best, not the best effort. Carl saved a little off. He's got a lot of his mind according to the jab.

You do. But next week is gonna be amazing. And you know how you know next week's gonna be amazing? Cause you heard this clip. It was enough. Just a tickle your balls a little bit. Just to get you a little bit excited. Here is a sad clip.

It seems like a lot of these are hacks that people would actually go and do other than the hacks that they suggest or life hacks. Like, I don't know, use clothes pins to, I don't know, just open up a beer or some stupid point of track. What, a clothes pin open up a beer? I don't know, some stupid random.

Right, right. Well, that take of my balls. I thought it would. That is a show called life bites B-Y-T-E-S episode four on ethical wife hacks from September 7th 2017 we'll be reviewing that show because one of the co-hosts named Derek wrote in and said he's a longtime listener w-a-t-p just started doing a podcast and wanted

us to check it out and let me give you the description of this show. The LifeBites podcast is a weekly show where two unseasoned internet experts discover and share some of the most unique bizarre and downright hilarious videos topics and stories found on the web. Best suited for mature audiences, the podcast is a great source of information. You never realize you wanted to know. New episodes every Friday. So I could tell your balls are a little tickled over there. I am just giggling away.

I know. When Derek wrote in, he asked his co-hosts if that person was cool with us reviewing the show and he says, to my surprise, he wanted you to hear what is in my opinion the worst one we've made so far, episode four, on ethical life hacks. I like these guys already. I do too. That's the right attitude to have with WATP. Even when we like things, we should on them. That's true. So, you know, you never know. Maybe we did like it.

You know, this because we called you a shithead in an asshole for 45 minutes. Doesn't mean we didn't like you. That's the takeaway from today's episode, Jen. That names don't have to hurt you. That's right, asshole. Thank you. So please, join us again next week

because it might be the episode where we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. You get the shit, you get the fun. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Podcasts, I don't know I don't get it makes no sense who are these podcasts? Who who really are like who are these podcasts? I want to know what is their F and problem?