Who Are These Podcasts? - Minisode - DabbleCon 2 Recap
Episode Date: August 20, 2024Jenny Jingles, Producer Chris, and I went down to the studio to discuss all the happenings at this past weekend’s DabbleCon 2. We talked about all of the major events, all the hang outs, the crime, ...the stand out performances, and everything in between. We were joined by Cardiff for a bit as well as Rocco who had a really hard time getting back to Colorado. Thanks to everyone who came out to the show and ordered the streaming version of it. It was one heck of a weekend! Pardon my French. Tickets for the Magic Bag in Detroit on October 25th – http://watplive.com/ Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Where These Podcasts. We just got done with a fantastic weekend at Dabble Contour here
in lovely Rochester, New York.
And we wanted to recap the experience for everyone.
I have some exclusive video that we didn't get to play,
that was supposed to be played at the Dabby Awards.
We're gonna play that on here and some other fun things
and behind the scenes tidbits.
But I thought the way to start this off
is to just kind of go through
and talk about the events of the weekend, what we did, what everyone was doing.
Started off Thursday night, we had a meetup
at Lux Lounge on South Ave, and that was great.
Huge backyard, we get there, go outside,
a lot of people were already there,
a lot of people showed up, everyone from the show,
Vinnie was there, Andy, Lucy, Chris, Jen, myself,
Anthony and Missy showed up there,
and it was a fun little hang.
The later it got, the weirder it got.
As usual.
Which is lux.
Yes, that is true.
I didn't pick lux, but when it was suggested,
I said, yeah, that's perfect.
It's a big open space,
people wanna smoke cigarettes and weed.
The weather was cooperating.
Yeah, it was nice out.
So it made sense.
And then all of a sudden, it was funny
because people realized that there's a lot of gay people
there and they're like, I think we're at a gay bar.
Like, well, Wax isn't technically a gay bar.
It's all inclusive.
It's certainly inclusive, yes.
Very festive.
I think that would be the the way to describe it
But yeah, there was definitely by the time we left which is after midnight
It was definitely breaking out into like a gay dance club
Like a lot of fun. I got more semen on my shirt than on John's couch trying to get out of that place
Let's put it that way
But it was a lot of fun. Thanks everyone who hung out and came out and met us on
Thursday night. Any other thoughts about the meetup? It was so long ago now.
Well I had to tap out early. Producer Bree was getting tired.
Oh right. Yeah.
I think we were out like 10.30. So.
Yeah.
So.
I missed the dance.
Oh it was fine.
So did I. I was outside.
It was fine.
It was all good. Oh I should remind people, by the way,
if you do want to use our SuperTip system,
we love that you do that for us.
You go to supertip.gg slash W-A-T-P.
Just pull that up on a separate tab or in your browser.
And there you can make Kevin Brennan or Stuttering John
or Woke Dad, or whatever you want,
talk to us about your experiences at double con or watching the stream or
Anything else that you might have experienced some let's get into the actual show it starts off on Friday with the roast
We get there. I thought early
Yes, I thought early too, but it was already pretty crowded in there
Yeah, they was when we walked in and the first thing I see is
Helga man is there with her own merch table, huh?
Did someone approve this or something? I didn't know that held man was selling books at this
I didn't know is a flea market. Yeah turn into a flea market and she had a video screen up
It was looping episodes of her show the train wreck aka train wreck TV aka that reality show
Just in case you didn't know that was how good man like not pretty sure that's how good man
We know you I would not have mistaken Helga for someone else
So that was interesting meeting Helga was interesting. I talked about this probably on the show but
Helga is a lot bigger than I thought she was very tall statuesque well
No her she's just big like her hands are twice the size of my hands. I shook her hand. I went whoa
This is something else right here not ready for that cuz you you see her with Lisa you think oh
It's just two nice old ladies. Hey, you know having a cup of tea and some edibles
two nice old ladies hanging out, having a cup of tea and some edibles.
Nope, this broad will kick your ass.
Yes, I have a feeling she could take me.
That was my main takeaway from this thing.
So, you know, I should check.
Is everything sounding okay?
Are you guys hearing all this stuff?
It seems like people aren't complaining, so I suppose.
Usually we have someone on StreamYard in here
to let us know if it's
working or not but we just went for it. We just went for it today. I woke up this morning
and said hey I should probably before I forget everything talk about what happened this weekend
because it really was a fantastic event people had a lot of fun and there were some highs
and some lows. I'm not going to forget about the lows. First one of them was my argument
with Vinny. Vinny and I had a few arguments First one of them was my argument with Vinny.
Vinny and I had a few arguments this past weekend,
to be expected.
Love Vinny, did a fantastic job.
I'll talk about that more,
but one of my first arguments was we found out
when we were at Lux hanging out
that Vinny was gonna put all of the merch
in the Rickles room,
which is a separate room away from the main bar area
where everyone's hanging out before the shows and after the
shows and the main showroom. So there's three distinct rooms in this building.
Yes, very sectioned.
Very sectioned. And he goes, yeah, we're gonna put all the merch in the Rickles room. I said,
well, no, you can't do that, obviously. And he got very upset with me. He's like, oh,
I already have it all planned out. You're gonna change everything everything now? The day before I go, well, I just
found out you were going to do that.
That's stupid.
No, don't do that.
There's a saying.
I think there's a movie about you exit through the gift shop.
Speaking of gift shop, gift shop is upstairs at our house
right now.
Yes.
Gift shop from Astoria, Queens, everyone.
So the reason why you exit through the gift shop
is because, I don't know if you realize this,
you pay more to have a store and a mall
than you would just have a store
that's just somewhere in the middle of nowhere.
And the reason for that is a thing called foot traffic.
Am I explaining this okay?
I went to school for marketing.
You are explaining it perfectly, Kyle.
I went to school for marketing,
so maybe this is too difficult.
And what you do is you move your feet as you walk, and you look with your eyeballs.
I was just like, no, but he can't put the merch where nobody's going to be hanging out.
Nobody's going to be assigned, we're going to say there's merch there.
I'm like, no, that's not how this works at all.
It's got to be in front of people at all times.
So thankfully, after a little back and forth, he decided that it's a giant room that we're in
and he could set up three tables in that room
and we could put merch on it.
And that worked out really well for Jen
because Jen usually works the merch all weekend.
And if she was just in another room somewhere,
that'd be very depressing.
I was bummed a little bit.
But it worked out great out in the other room.
It did.
We sold a lot of hot sauce.
We broke a lot of hot sauce.
Oh my God, so many of those bottles were broken.
I gotta talk to Jeff about that.
I don't know what his, how did he ship that?
I didn't even open it.
Was it just like newspaper in there?
What did he do?
I think there was bubble wrap on the bottom.
And a bunch of rocks.
That sounds right.
The fuck was he thinking with that?
Yeah, I don't know how many were broken, 30%.
I, ugh. I smelled like hot sauce for a while.
I was doing my best.
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All right, so we get there, we get everything all set up,
things are looking good.
My biggest stress was not performing at a roast
I have no business being at.
My biggest stress was making sure that the livestream worked
because for some reason I volunteered
to be in charge of that.
And boy oh boy, that should not have been me.
But whatever, we did it.
And so I was really stressed out about making sure
that everyone could see the stream, that looked good that it sounded good Vinny
Did 95% of the heavy lifting when it came to the stream. He killed it. He set up all the cameras
He was running the show the entire weekend. It looked amazing. It sounded amazing. So bro. Yeah, so pro
So all of that was was fantastic. It seemed to be working for most people, you know
We got some emails people couldn't get in or whatever.
Had to resend some passwords and stuff.
There are some other complaints that we'll get into
in a little bit.
But for the most part, that was all working.
We're ready to start the roast.
We get everybody in the room to do that.
And Dr. Steve worked with Coke Logic
to put together a fantastic intro video.
I wanna show you that.
Because it really is very well done.
If you're an old ONA fan, you remember Coke Logic
and all the great stuff that he put together
back in the day.
And I think it's this, let's see.
Yes.
Fuck. I want to... Fuck!
Hello! What's up, you maniac? Go fuck your mother in the basement, you son of a bitch! Take care kiddo. Hey Shuley, have you seen the money? I need it for the deposit after the show.
Nah pal, uh, I haven't seen it.
But I have pizza! Who doesn't love pizza?
Shuley, I don't care what anyone says about you. You're the best.
This is why I like you so much better than Carl.
Thanks buddy.
God. Tookie, this has to stop.
You're a monster.
Like a cross between Ellen and Kevin Spacey.
Whoa!
Fantastic!
Hey OJ, come tickle my taint a little.
I can't get it up for this potato anymore.
This is humiliating sir.
This is the price for being on your show.
I'm not sure it's worth it.
Oh wait, what am I thinking? Of course it is. Let me try again. This is humiliating sir. This is the price for being on your show. I'm not sure it's worth it.
Oh wait, what am I thinking? Of course it is. Let me try again.
Hey Chris, give me a hand here will ya?
All these years I never knew how he cleaned those things.
Ah!
Get out of here, quit being an Andy.
Damn it!
Busted again.
Damn it!
Listen to me. Hahaha!
No!
Okay, uh, listen to me.
No!
Listen to me!
No! Listen to me. No. Listen to me. No. Listen to me.
Oh my.
Rocco, your anus is supple with a very youthful appearance and your prostate is full of fluid.
Yo! I can feel your fingers tickling my tonsils.
Oh, the indignity. Here you go my friend I always strive to help those in need.
Let's see I was in Mensa you you know. Comedy at, uh, calls, house.
This must be the place.
Excuse me, excuse me.
I'm a celebrity, excuse me.
Move, move you dumb fuck!
A
Pause a pause a pause
Stage lights. All right, so that was fantastic. It was magical a very funny video
That Steve mostly wrote and coke logic does a great job with the animations and all of our voice acting was superb I have to say that's not AI be oh
That's all of our wonderful talents coming to the screen
Hello, razor 695 bucks says I had a blast over the weekend
It was a pleasure meeting you all hope to see you again soon. How was your 69? I hope to see you again
Yeah, thank you. Yeah, thanks for being there. Thanks for being part of it Michael P. Job. Well done all around go bills go bills Michael P
Good to see you there, buddy
Gobbles monster puppet remember for six months
Well Carl addressed the problems we had with the live streaming and why it didn't work for a lot of us
if it didn't work for you email me and
We can work through that it worked for most people and so if there were issues. There's mostly
issues with
Getting their password,
because the password was emailed
to whatever email address you signed up with,
and it could have gone in the spam folders and stuff.
So that was mostly the problems that I saw.
And then once I was reset the emails
and told people that, they were able to watch.
So let me know if you're having problems.
Michael P., I advise you buying an Andreessen jersey.
Oh yeah, we were talking about jinxing Michael P, I advise you buying an Andreessen jersey.
Oh yeah, we were talking about jinxing a lot of the Bills players in the jerseys that we own.
I have a Milano jersey, I don't wanna get into it.
Peltro cast with Darren.
Darren was hanging out with us too, but I says,
Carl, why did SJ ruin Grant's Mountain Dew collection?
Funny story about that actually, Peltro cast.
I was talking to my
brother about how, you know, I make the joke that John broke into my brother's house and stole all
of his Mountain Dew collectibles. And I guess my mom was talking to my brother, she's like,
I can't believe John did that. She's still not understanding the humor of the devil.
But that was very funny that you took that literally
Woody from Syracuse five bucks breaking news the estate of Jim Morrison posted that my rendition of Roda's blues at karaoke is way better Than that stuttering beef knob. I agree Woody from Syracuse. I do too what he was fantastic
He was great. Oh, he really was very energetic. Yes
Happy Valley record crew 10 bucks as regrets on the great event. It was fun meeting you all.
Sorry you had to endure me at Melinda's level intoxication.
I didn't notice.
Don't worry about it.
Lost on me.
I didn't notice.
Saturday was a long day.
We'll get into that.
NoMoreShulies equals world peace.
Had a great time at Rochester this weekend, my first WATP
event, and looking forward to more.
Thanks to Karo and all who attended.
Except Shuli, he's gay. I understand your take on Shuley sir it's very obvious with the way
you present yourself. Yes come to the Magic Bag in Ferndale Michigan October 25th that's
our third year in a row playing there and we always sell it out and it's always a blast
and we're months out right? There's not a lot of tickets left.
VIP sold out immediately, and we've sold most of the room.
So if you want to come see us in Ferndale, get on that.
Don't wait till the last minute.
Shit Show member for three months says,
if Carl's there, it's a gay bar.
I see what you did there.
Dang lizard has a secret service.
He goes to the bank and becomes a gay bar.
It's a gay bar
Dang lizard to euros has a secret service come to your house yet
The answer is no and we'll talk about that momentarily dang lizard I assume you got the stream over in Europe Mike. I see so what are the actual taste being played hack
Yeah, we'll talk about the hit. There's some controversy around that.
I wanna get everyone's take on it though.
Drunk Engineer, five bucks.
Isn't any bar Carl Walsh detectively a gay bar, right?
Like-minded thinking.
I don't think they stole it.
I just think sometimes it's parallel thoughts.
Annie coming in.
They will never be able to take this weekend away.
Yes, Annie, great time hanging out with her.
She came over to my house for Wednesdays,
we were at these podcasts, we went out to La Casa afterwards.
Don't tell people I hang out at La Casa.
People start stalking me there.
And then we went to the playhouse.
Also a gay bar.
And then we went.
Yeah.
We went to the playhouse.
Yeah, Rochester's full of gay bars.
Suddenly.
Everywhere I go with him. Played some video games and stuff Vegas beer sells Jerry two bucks
Did you know about president threat before me? No, I did not I had no idea that was happening
Would not have done that Michael see two bucks Helga. Will you give Carl a bloody ass?
Helga could definitely give me a bloody ass. I made a comment about how Helga talks
Yeah, I wouldn't be able to get my penis between my butt cheeks
and let it sit there all day.
And she gave me great advice.
She said, we gotta practice.
Good to know.
I heard that.
Yeah, it doesn't just happen automatically, I guess.
Gotta practice.
Yeah, the first time's a doozy.
Big daddy dodo.
It was great meeting y'all.
You did such a great job.
I had a friggin' blast.
Nice meeting fellow chatters also.
Yes, that was great.
Jenny Jingles came up big with the name tags.
Yes.
We learned that from Hackamania.
We did.
It was so much easier to just start talking to people.
Like, oh, hey, I know you, the great Seamoose.
Or I know you, Big Daddy Dodo.
Yes, because I don't know what a lot of people look like.
Big Daddy Dodo gave me a t-shirt and a sticker as well.
I got a t-shirt too.
That was cool, thank you.
Generosity was flowing.
I really was.
It was awesome.
It was a great event.
A lot of creative artists.
Troy stayed with me, and there is artwork everywhere.
Oh, right. Yeah, a lot of swag he left behind. Thank you, Troy. Oh, cool. Troy Smith, me and there is artwork everywhere. Oh right.
Yeah, a lot of swag he left behind.
Thank you, Troy.
Oh cool.
Troy Smith, one of the good ones.
Yeah.
High and tight, two bucks says.
In the morning, my lovelies.
In the morning to you, high and tight.
Michael C. Vito, the PDF file for prison.
This is the wrong program for that, sir.
You get over to the biggest problem in the universe
with that.
The Duke of the Delusional.
Trade wood paneling for the TSN wallpaper?
No, that place that they were staying at, that Airbnb?
Gay.
It was fine, it's nice.
Did you ever figure out where they were?
Williamson?
Is that true?
That is, that's so far away.
They weren't even close to Rochester.
No. Yeah, I think that's where they were. At that that point just stay at the Hyatt. What are you guys doing?
I guess they had a you know
Livestream I thought they were at the Hyatt based on that wallpaper behind them. Yeah, it looked like a banquet room, right?
Yeah, I kind of did but that was an old farmhouse somewhere out in the
Well, he didn't get the car stolen yeah
somewhere out in the bulldogs. All right. Well, at least they didn't get the car stolen. Yeah.
A small buck with two bucks. Jenny, voice of an angel. Carl needs better shirts. All
right. Fair enough. Fair enough. Sold a lot of shirts this week then though.
We did.
Mike DeMone, two bucks. Thanks for reading my question at DabbleCat2FSJ. Yes, Anthony
had fun with that. Bully two bucks says that anyone tailing number of times Carl said VTL is spectrum. It was zero zero times
Get the kickass five bucks great show. Everyone's great. J. J. Gingles is a sweetheart Carl
Label fell off by hot sauce
Mmm, it's still delicious though
Still delicious what's inside the bottle that counts if the bottle is intact
Joe blacks is one for three me and my missus had a blast. Y'all rule.
Thank you, Joe Black.
I'm glad that you were able to drag the missus out of time
to a few people who did that.
But it seemed like everyone had a good time.
Very few people did that.
Painkiller.
I remember Painkiller.
Oh, yeah.
We met Painkiller at Luxe, and he traveled all the way
from Maine, and then immediately regretted it.
But I think you got to get that. You better treat Jenny right, Carl.
I'm gonna steal her.
JK, thanks for being so nice, all three of you.
Yeah, no.
Pain killer.
Pain killer, you're the man.
Thank you for coming out.
I really appreciate it.
Doucha the Dabbleverse says,
"'Bet you weren't about to tell Big Helga
"'any different about selling her merch.'
"'Yeah, no, I'm like, no problems here.'
"'Yeah, can I get you more merch?'
It's...
Here, have some of ours. I actually had her sign my more merch? It's a question of ours.
I actually had her sign my book that she wrote.
I got her autograph.
I didn't see a line for her merch table,
so I wasn't like sweating it.
You know?
It's not like she was selling Arden Maiden
shirts or something.
Yeah, you didn't have to shut it down.
Right.
Ricky, $32.25.
Watch the show online, and it looked like a blast,
waiting for DC3 to be announced.
Oh boy.
Oh my God, these people.
Can we rest?
Can we just rest a little bit?
You gotta give the people what they want.
No, never.
That's my motto.
Nope.
Nick K, Jingles Killed It in the Memoriam, best part.
Yeah. Thank you.
Jenny, you were fantastic in that.
Thank you.
I was...
Not an easy song.
No, and as I've said, I don't get nervous when I sing usually I was very nervous to do that
But it was fun. Yeah, well, it's hard too because everyone's cracking up laughing at the video that's happening
And you're singing these sadder song. Yeah that made it better for me that people were laughing cuz I'm like, oh, they're not listening to me
It was impressive not to get ahead of ourselves, but there's no drums. No sustained notes
That's tough to pull off in that kind of a room.
And there's one thing that comedy clubs are not known for,
it's monitor speakers.
I had to ask multiple times,
can we be able to hear the stuff on the stage too?
Is that cool?
Can we get some monitors?
I did have monitors.
At one point, Vinnie goes, yeah, no, we can't.
Nope.
All right, fair enough.
I guess you just didn't ask nice enough.
I don't ask nice at all.
Dead Fool 10 bucks says, I partied way too hard, but it was a great weekend, fair enough. I guess you just didn't ask nice enough. I don't ask nice at all.
Dead Fool 10 bucks says, I parted way too hard,
but it was a great weekend.
Same here.
I'm still at it.
I'm a rookie.
Michael C, did you fire the DEI hire EDR, hypocrisy police?
I was hoping that EDR was gonna show up.
Yeah, he said he might.
He was gonna try to, he had a busy weekend,
but we were messaging quite a bit.
We're gonna put the next one.
Franklin Shaker, two bucks, Chipperson Video,
maybe next year, Poop vid, ready.
Well.
Hilarious.
You gotta have priorities.
I don't know why, I honestly to this day,
don't know why the Chip Chipperson video didn't play.
I'm gonna play it for us today though in a little bit.
That's great.
Troll Hunter, two bucks, favorite one from Devilcon 2,
mine was Melton's Tapes, yes.
In fact. That was such a nice surprise.
We're gonna play some of that too.
Oh cool.
Yes, because those are fucking hilarious.
The Great Sea Moose coming in with an oddly specific
$63.29, I know he has a jingle.
One sec, I can never remember if it's under T for the
or G for great.
Okay, got it!
Sorry, that's a leftover one from W.A.T.
has apparently got it after the show ended.
Hunter Duke coming in.
Amazing job, W-A-T-B crew and soup crew.
Had an amazing time, Carl.
I know it was your marketing genius
that put Kaylee and Missy B on the stage together.
It was.
Smoke Show times two.
It was very nice.
I'm glad to see there was a person of color there.
You just wanted to touch his hog?
I love dark meat.
Oh, Woke Dad coming out on this show.
Who knew?
Carl is Mean War.
You and producer Chris.
C-H-R-I-S.
Yes, I got your name now.
Jenny, why don't you come with a real man?
And I need a mom wife when mine dies in a tragic accident
Also, sorry Rob Saul
Another way your apologies to Rob Saul. He should be apologizing to us, but
Maybe that's what the point of that was
So let's talk about the porn bomb heard around the world
before the
show started.
I'm at my house finalizing things for the roast
and getting stuff ready.
And I see Kevin Brennan put a tweet out and it says,
"'Oh shit, Carl from at who are these pod
"'is going to use copyrighted music
"'to prevent people from sniping.
"'Oh shit, I'm sure at YouTube and at YouTube creators
"'and at YouTube music is going to be all over that.
"'Will it be Ice St ice top classics or new ballads
He has written for his mom wife
So I think that this old man's an idiot and it was very confused and doesn't realize that we weren't doing things on YouTube
You are
We can do whatever we want because we're not on YouTube
That was a whole reason why we set the system the way that we did
So that we could play anything we wanted to and wouldn't get taken down or demonetized
we did so that we could play anything we wanted to and wouldn't get taken down or demonetized. But if someone was sniping us, we could get them taken down or demonetized with porn bombs.
And this fucking idiot, even though I warned him, I said, it's actually going to be a
video of your wife getting bukkake by her boyfriend. Please, snipe away, old man. So
I tried to warn him, but he did it anyway. And we had two porn bombs loaded up there was both famous ones from stuttering John show
the shit video
that who could forget that one and then the the other one was the
KJB
Video which was not a good thing to say if the Secret Service is paying attention
Thankfully the Secret Service was not paid as they never are turns out
Chuck the fuck out
So it was it was fine
But I did some people were offended by who actually got the feed and I do feel bad about that
I literally told I wasn't in charge of the porn bombing
I literally told people who were running the thing like we just have a nice attractive naked lady
It could be something that we all agree is fine
But it's totally against YouTube's terms of service doesn't be anything nefarious anything crazy just a hot chick. Maybe she's squirting
I don't know something fun everyone can get down with each to their own I but instead they went with you know some
Everyone can get down with each to their own. I saw but instead they went with you know, some
devil verse lore You know it makes sense to play those videos because John got hit with both of those
So that's what we hit Kevin Brennan with and that's fun
It's fun that Kevin Brennan got hit with a porn bomb trying to snipe our show. He thought he had it all figured out
He's like, oh, they're gonna play copyrighted music. I'll just hit him. I'll put you know, I'm okay
But unmute when someone's taking a shit.
Good luck with that.
Hey, at least you don't hear it.
Well, right.
It was very loud, too.
I think it was overmodulated.
No one wants that.
That's fine.
So Vinny had those clips loaded in,
but he's listening to the room audio.
He's managing the room while also running the live stream.
So when he hit those clips,
he had no idea what the audio was.
I think if he did,
I don't think he would have played it more than once.
Because the audio was not great.
And that's anything that I would have put
on the show personally.
But the only people who heard that audio
were the people who were streaming it.
No one in the club even knew that was happening. No, I had no clue until the next morning. So it was only or people who were streaming it no one in the club even knew that was happening. No I had no clue until the next morning. So it's only the
people who were streaming it and then you know there's some assholes who try
to get people in trouble oh let's get people in trouble.
Fucking annoying. But it worked the way we wanted it to work. One of the guys who
was doing his roast set was interrupted by them a couple times that was Cardiff electric
Hello
All right, so we home alive Wow who only like 10 minutes, but I just want to pop on and say hello. All right cool
Well, I'm glad you're on here because I am gonna play your Gene Simmons thing. I might as well jump to that
Since you're here. Is that already eclipsed DabbleCon car?
No.
Oh.
It's not that important.
But it's pretty fucking good.
It's pretty amazing.
I'll give you credit for this.
So first off, let's set this up, Cardiff.
Yes.
What was going on?
You're driving back to Minnesota.
You're going through what, Niagara Falls?
Yes.
Yes. The usual Rochester to Minnesota. You're going through what Niagara Falls? Yes, yes the usual
Rochester to Minnesota route of right through Niagara Falls right the Cedar ground they call it
Yes
We pull into a tops not a tops a tar with the target to grab some stuff before we crossed into the Minnesota border. Mm-hmm and
Grabbed a couple things
Got in the car like oh shit. We should grab some waters for the road, you know, just into the Minnesota border and grabbed a couple things,
got in the car and like, oh shit,
we should grab some waters for the road,
just dehydrated, we've seen what happens
if you're not hydrated, if you get dehydrated,
we don't wanna go to the hospital.
So there was a Dollar Tree, we run into the Dollar Tree
just to grab some waters and there's no water,
it was weird, I've never, I just wanted to grab
a couple bottles of water and, nothing like but we saw tops
I guess we could have gone back to Target, but there was a tops a couple doors down a little closer
So like it's running the details are necessary in this story, but keep going
Karma okay, I got it. I got it. I would have gone into tops
there's no reason to go into tops if I didn't, if Dollar Tree didn't have water. Right.
And we walk in and there's news cameras
and all these losers and kiss t-shirts.
And, sorry Jenny.
Hey!
You wore a kiss shirt this weekend.
I forgot.
Yes.
And I'm like, what's going on here?
And someone said, well, Gene Simmons is coming
to give some kid an award for buying the millionth case
of whatever fucking
Pop they were calling it. He's selling what yeah
Random thing I've ever heard yeah
He this kid in Niagara Falls about the millionth case of whatever this sugar water is and jeans put his name on sure
It's delicious and nutritious, but God of course of course and gene is in town
I guess he's performing at the casino tonight
in Niagara
With his solo band oh, he's a soul. I thought he was like done touring. That's all for the shit. What the fuck doing?
Well tickets and everyone were there was telling me that tickets are dropped like 40 bucks
So if you want to go there, right yeah, that's surprising from him. He's a miser
So if you want to go there, right? Yeah, that's surprising from him. He's a miser
Yeah, but so I'm like, okay Well, I guess I should hang around and I was hanging around for about ten minutes. I'm like I should probably do a live stream, too
Mm-hmm. I should have recorded it because the video quality was shit doing it off a live stream
Oh that way looks the way it looks. Yeah. Yeah, I was on 4g
I think inside the tops friendly markets. Alright, so now that we know the backstory
I'm gonna play the video
Cardiff turned into stuttering John I did cardiff being the great troll that cardiff is decided
I have an opportunity here to ask a question of the great Gene Simmons. Hey Gene, can I ask you a question?
Any comments on stuttering John claiming he wrote all your music Stuttering John Melendezy John claiming he wrote all your music. Suttery
John Melendez. He said he wrote all your songs. Okay. Did he? All right. Thank you. He claims
a lot of things. I bet you could convince John that he did write a lot of those songs.
Probably wouldn't take a lot. It's kind of a funny question. Was
that your, that was your first gut instinct as a question. Did you go through some other
ones, other possibilities? You know, you know what? I I'm, I'm a fucking idiot because I
was standing just for just streaming this forever. Just like, well, there's a cool moment.
Gene Simmons here, whatever. I'm like, wait a second. Yeah. It took me eight minutes to
realize the guys should probably get involved with this. Yeah, I should probably do so.
Okay. It looks like they're done doing business. Yeah. I should probably get involved with this. Yeah, I should probably do so. OK, it looks like they're done doing business.
Maybe I should yell a question at him.
God, I would have asked Norman Fell what he's doing there.
Yeah, I was thinking that.
Yeah, this is odd.
I don't see security or anything.
No, honestly, if I wanted, like, I
didn't want to get kicked out.
There was no security.
There was no nothing.
His band was with him.
There was, I could have, was I could have if I was
If I didn't want to get arrested if I did want to get arrested this would have been the time to do it
Are you a bigger guy than Gene?
He was we're about the same height, but he might have been a little taller than me, but he was in his
Sneak-skin boots, so I'm sure he had he's a big dude
So we couldn't hear that gene goes is he still around dogma stuttering John I don't know nobody knows if he's still around but thank you for asking
that is true nobody knows he still hasn't come back to the internet yet so
I think he's tweeting us up right he retweeted something yesterday, which was... Okay.
You.
Yeah.
Okay.
He stole a lot.
What was that like?
Okay, so that's funny.
Gene goes, you know, I was in his music video.
So, I'm glad Gene remembers that.
That's cool.
If you, if you want, I did make a, I did make a short of this and I enhanced his audio.
Oh, you did? I did, yeah, we're doing this now
Sting and a few other people were in it too
Oh Jean He's the back of Hacker Oh Gene
He's the back of Hacker Hacker Hacker Hacker
So that's fun. So
You got out of Rochester and got to meet a big rock star celebrity and everyone else was stuck and stranded at Rochester
And I made the right move skipping the brunch poor tookie
Yes, yeah, do you do you go to the airport at four o'clock?
The flight was delayed delayed delayed They were there for six hours was
Rochester Airport either way you do in there for six hours. There is that video game thing you can only play miss Pac-Man so
pong
So then they at midnight they go. Yeah, I know your flights canceled and I've never heard of this before
He was told he could not get back to Colorado until Wednesday
How's that even possible? There's flights to New York all day long in New York City once you get in New York you can get anywhere
Apparently it was it was getting planes into Rochester. I heard I heard and it wasn't just too key
I got a lot of people there was the storm that came through
I don't know how bad it hit in Rochester, but it was it was pretty bad on like around Baltimore area
Right. So a lot of plane was stuck in Baltimore couldn't get to Rochester
But my point though Cardiff because Melton was going to Scotland afterwards
He was offered $1,500 and a voucher to and you know hotel room
Because they're just trying to like make room for other people and Melton fortunately got to Scotland. So that's good
Well, just cuz they would have saved $ 1,500 on fuel. That's correct
They went coach you sure okay good thing you guys weren't on the same flight
now
apparently
You couldn't get out of Rochester until Wednesday. This makes zero sense to me. I don't know how that's possible
So Tukey gets a rental car and drives to Cleveland again. I don't get out of Rochester until Wednesday. This makes zero sense to me. I don't even know how that's possible. So, Tukey gets a rental car and drives to Cleveland.
Again, I don't understand any of this.
There's Buffalo, there's fucking Syracuse,
there's lots of other airports closer than Cleveland.
But he gets in a car and drives to Cleveland
and then flies out of Cleveland in the morning
and has now made it back home.
But what a fucking nightmare.
Sucks.
He's alive, he is alive.
Yes. Good.
Thank goodness for that.
All right, Carter.
The DabbleCon was amazing.
Yes. We had such a blast.
Let's talk about your row set.
You're getting praise for your row set.
You went on a little too long. Not enough.
You ran the light a bit,
but I thought you were fantastic.
You wanna pull the curtain back a little bit there, Carl,
or are we gonna leave this alone?
What? What are you, well, I didn't know what you're talking
about. Oh, okay. Well
But we were worried that we weren't gonna have enough time. Oh, honestly, I know there was a concern
There's like there's only seven people roasting. We're like, oh, yeah
That's right Vinnie dropped out cuz he's running the show and we were planning on having blind Mike and OJ
We gave him an opportunity. He didn't want to do it. So then we're going oh shit there's like seven there six or seven of us that we had the
Dr. Steve video as well and all of us went long. I thought I had five minutes. I did over time
Cardiff I felt like an eternity, but I don't know how long yourself. It's no you were great card
If you did a really good job. I
Was very happy for you. Yeah, I was I had a lot of stuff
I was gonna cut but then you're like we need more time. Oh, I had I had time to fill
I was only gonna call Jenny a cunt once until you said
Extend your son it works every time man
I want to give props to both blind Mike and David Collins for helping me out with my set
I want to give props to both Blind Mike and David Collins for helping me out with my set. They submitted some great jokes that I used in my roast.
Karb, did you have any help or was that all you?
That was all me.
Look at you.
Impressive.
And I actually wrote that.
I was writing for like three weeks.
I had all this stuff.
I scrapped everything Wednesday night.
I started from scratch Wednesday.
Yeah, it just wasn't working and I started from scratch and that's that's
what I ended up with Wow I want to hear what didn't make it I bet it's gold I
don't know I bet it was garbage if you really bad jokes so I have to say no one
seemed to bomb that was amazing I don't usually someone bombs usually someone's
the Tucker Dixon of the roasts but at this one no one bombed Mike Morris and Tukey both started with their worst material for some reason
I was like, oh boy. Yeah, I think it got good
Yeah
Zen kick Zen kick. Yes
Zen was a highlight for sure. He just had some
really
Creative jokes. Absolutely that were very very fun was a concealed weapon yes
He was fantastic and I don't know what were the other highlights from the roast anything else any of you guys
Remember from it or thoughts on it. I was in the crowd laughing and clapping yeah, me too
Yeah, I just was enjoying all of it the intro. I mean yeah the intro even the intro video mm-hmm
The coke logic video that dr. Steve did was fantastic.
Amazing.
Yeah, no, it was, I couldn't believe it.
I couldn't believe how well it went, how everything went.
It was awesome.
Yeah, looking back at it, I thought the roast
was the thing that could go sideways the easiest.
We all know how to podcast, we all were prepared for that.
The Dabby Awards, we had all those videos done weeks in advance. I knew that was gonna be great
I'm like the roast is the wild card here and I couldn't have gone better
I think everyone who was there will tell you it was fantastic and it's funny
So doom has taken the clips of all of us and put them up on YouTube and I've gone back and watched some of them
Just to remember what people's sets were like and you go through and you read the comments
There are so many people who wanted it to suck and just have to pretend that it did oh
this is terrible I already heard that joke once before I okay cool cool story
bro all I know is the crowd was loving it dude it was oh I mean this is a gay
thing to say but it was electric in there there was so much energy in the
crowd but the moment that Bob Le Levi came out and started that thing
People were just going nuts
It was it was fantastic. Yeah, he brought the energy as usual. Mm-hmm. He was great. I mean the whole weekend was a
Just the energy from that crowd like the crowd was so much fun everything it was just like an amazing fucking
We tried to wear them out. We started podcasting at noon on Saturday.
Didn't go until 9.30 that night.
We're trying to wear them out.
We couldn't.
No.
We're trying to get the kids to run in the backyard
to take a nap.
No, we can't do it.
We got tired just watching them.
It was amazing.
And then karaoke after the roast.
That was so great.
Again, went way better than I expected.
Me too. People were really into it
Yeah, people were really good and everyone was paying attention and enjoying it, you know, Jenny jingles always crushes it great job
Thank you. You were hosting the roast but
Anthony could be went up and did a couple songs. I've never seen him do a
Song like he did the rooster
a song like he did, The Rooster, by Alice in Chains.
I was like, oh, that's a different kind of song for him.
Maybe he does that kind of stuff all the time.
I don't say karaoke that much, but that was really good.
That sounded easy song to sing.
Well, I definitely bombed at karaoke.
Who did?
Me.
Oh, that's right, you fucked up your dead beat it
song parody.
I know, but Rocco got it all on tape.
Yes, he did.
I'll play that tonight on potato soup. Yay! Very good. I know but Rocco got it all on tape
Very good. Oh, you're going up against a carico tonight. Yeah. Yeah, whatever. I want to
Yeah People are watching
I'm sure you have a lot of people over there. That's no five card fletcher. There were I gotta say for the karaoke thing
There's people who sing songs that they want they think they can sing really well or they know really well
But they're bummer songs don't do that and a karaoke thing especially this we're all trying to have a good time
Don't sing your bumper songs
I mean am I wrong about that is that bad form to sing a bummer song of karaoke? Well, I think what are you setting up?
Nothing. Oh, okay. Good. Yeah, they were all fun. No there were people
It goes back to what you're saying about people wanting to find things wrong with it like a lot of the comments
I'm seeing where people all they were just just pandering to the crowd, and I'm like we're doing a fucking live show
Yeah, you're supposed to you're supposed to pander the crowd
Thing they come there to enjoy it. Yes, some people spent upwards of thousands of dollars to ride there
We're traveling everything just want people to have fun
Assholes, I so carnival I still have you here real quick. Let's fast forward to Saturday the live podcast start on
Saturday at noon potato soup you guys were fantastic
You put together a really nice package. It was cool to see the three of you live doing a podcast for the first time
Yeah, it was a lot of fun. OJ was nervous as fuck. I'm sure you'll talk about that tonight or OJ was that was his first time
On a stage for that for a podcast. He was nervous to not say anything
for that, for a podcast. He's been on stages before.
He was nervous to not say anything?
Why would he not?
To wear a mask?
Sit there.
What's he nervous about?
Oh, geez.
The stakes are so low.
I was talking to him afterwards,
and I was like, yeah, how did that go for you?
O.J. is like, I don't know, man.
I tried to finally say something, and it bombed,
and he was all bummed out.
No, he got applause for saying anything.
Yeah, I know.
It was amazing.
Right.
Everyone was so proud of him.
But the jeans were there, so I mean, what for saying anything, it was amazing. Everyone was so proud of him.
But the jeans were there, so I mean, what else did we need?
He did bring the pissy jeans from Davilcon 1.
He redeemed himself.
Oh, the couch cushions, holy shit.
Vinny did a great job setting that up.
He went out and bought black lights for it,
so that people could go in there and analyze all the stains
that are on the couch cushions, those are gross.
And the hazmat sign that was next to him
was fucking hilarious
That was great another shout out to Lockie
Yeah, what all what list up that Lockie brought the cornhole board. Those are so cool. I didn't know he did those Oh, yeah, those are incredible. He does anything just the best work. So sheets shitter sin
Mailed the couch cushions props to sheet shitter sin more on him in a bit
Nailed the couch cushions, props to Sheet Shitterson, more on him in a bit.
Locky came in and brought so much cool shit.
He also did a whole thing for the All Apologies podcast.
I don't know if you saw that in the Rickles room,
it was back there.
But a lot of cool stuff.
But yeah, those hazmat sign was Locky too.
A lot of great creators who dedicate their creative efforts
to helping all of this be more fun.
So we appreciate that.
That's the part of this community
and I'm gonna get into the dabbler of the year award
that didn't actually work at the day
because I'm gonna play all the videos
that I had put together for it
because the best part.
The one Vinny fucked up.
Yeah, the one Vinny fucked up.
Oh, he was so mad at me.
The best part of this community. I was obviously joking
obviously
Joking what I said, but he just didn't want pizza
You're just kidding. All right. I got a bounce. All right, guys. See you buddy. See you buddy. Bye. I don't know. Bye
So the
Podcast day was weird for me because it's not my normal prep time
I was all sorts of fucked up because normally I get up and I prep until the show starts at 2 and we had to
Get over there early. We got over there like
1115 I tried to make sure everything was up and running and things were good and it was was all on time
Everything was good. I had to eat some food because I didn't eat any food the day before and
So it was a little bit weird. I kind of prepped some on Friday and then some
Saturday morning. I forgot to bring one specific cable. I just left it on the desk. I did this at
Hackamania too. I just needed this one cable. I just left it on my desk in my office and so I was
trying to run a second monitor because I usually use three monitors but I'm like okay I can do two
live and then my second monitor shits about immediately.
Right out of the gate.
Like, fuck.
So now I'm there trying to recreate my screen
and get everything crammed in so I can still see my notes
and play my videos.
I'm just like, hey Anthony, what do you think about Rob Saw?
I'm like, please, just fill some time for me
while I get this figured out.
That man has been put on the spot for that a couple of times.
By me specifically
New York
It wasn't anything like New York I quickly
Did hopefully most people didn't even realize it was happening, but the highlight of the W ATP show
And I thought that our first segment with John and Rob Saul was great
And then we did Opie which I always love talking to Anthony about Opie stuff
I got to talk to him more about it on Sunday brunch, which was great
We did the biggest problem in the universe without Dick Masterson
Tony from hack the movies was asked to join vetoed as Walde and veto was completely unprepared
That was only yeah, and Tony was there at the show. So it worked out great.
Lucy and Andy came up and presented that part.
But the highlight to me was Melton's security video.
I asked him.
I've seen it three times since.
I just have to confess.
Yeah, no, it's amazing.
We've seen this, but we've never seen it
from this angle before, and it's so much funnier.
So if you don't know what I'm talking about,
and I pleaded with Patrick to let us do this,
when John was going cross country,
he made a stop in Las Vegas,
and he was gonna go to everyone's house and beat them up.
He didn't go to Kevin Brennan's building,
he also went to Patrick Melton's house.
He was supposed to go by Anthony's and Shulies,
he didn't make it to those places, but whatever.
So he decided he was gonna put on this whole show,
bravado, I'm gonna go beat this guy up,
and Patrick had it recorded immediately
while it was happening.
And he was gonna put it out as part of his show,
Nobody Likes Onions, but then the Kate Meany stuff happened,
and so much happened that week
that John was traveling across country,
then it became like old news immediately.
So he was just kinda sitting on it,
and I go, well Patrick, you're sitting on this footage.
Why not bring it?
No one's gonna appreciate it more than this crowd here
at DabbleCon, and I was right about that.
People went fucking nuts for it.
It was insane.
Yeah, so let me just play some of it.
So this is John getting ready to fight.
I love the slow reveal of the opening sequence.
Oh, the opening sequence?
I wasn't gonna play that.
Oh, okay, sorry.
Yeah, no, I mean, talk about it, though.
Well, you hear him, but you don't see him
walking into frame very slowly and very tough guy-ish.
Yeah.
Followed by Vegas, Peter Sayles, Jerry.
But he looks like a little person.
Yeah, no, no, no.
That's what's so funny about it.
Yes.
Perfect angle.
Yeah.
Okay, so now we've yeah. So we have to see all this stuff before this. Oh,
**** it. We just play that. You talked about it. It's funny.
I'll do it.
Here he comes in the frame.
His postures are weird. So beer sales Jerry there has two tasks.
He's going to have to film John doing this, but he also has to give him this device that
John has.
What is this device that John has?
Does anybody know?
Didn't somebody say it was because he doesn't have aux in his car or Bluetooth or anything
and it's his car speaker, radio, something?
Yes.
So this is the radio he uses in his car
because his car is so old, he doesn't have Bluetooth.
He can't just listen to shit from his phone
like the rest of the world.
I was gonna say America, the world.
And so John's such a poor man that he has this device
that he plays his music on while he's in his car.
Yeah, but what is it?
It's nothing I've ever seen before.
Okay, all right.
It's almost like one of those old,
if you guys remember when Sirius,
ah, he's getting warmed up with the box and stuff.
Oh, I love that.
If you guys remember when Sirius first came out,
they obviously had the cars with the car antenna,
or you can get, I got the car antenna,
went up on the magnet on the roof and then the
Wire came in you put in the aux and you listen to it go way back
But then they also had the freestanding radio the hardware. Yeah, yeah
It's almost like one of those old radios you would get for satellite way back in the day before they were streaming on the internet
All right. He's waiting for Jerry to figure out whatever he's got to figure out.
All right, we got to do this.
What's going on?
I love that Melton put this together for us.
It's so funny.
I wish John would just start hitting Jerry like a heavy bag.
Come on, Jerry, let's go.
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What a boob. He's standing in the middle of the road
in this residential neighborhood.
He never went up to the door.
He never rang a doorbell.
He never knocked.
He's just standing pretty far away
and screaming in the middle of the street. it's almost like he doesn't want any
conflict and I love this master image of the shadow that's twice as tall as him
he got there real early in the day did he fucking sun's almost down already I said we have a talk Well, man
Here we go
Battle spazzy thing. I love these tough guys do
Yeah, right before they dance
Let's rub our nipples together come on
It's so great.
And then this video.
The only thing he even did there was bust his own stuff.
Right.
Dropping it on the pavement.
My favorite part about this video is how he picks it up.
Yeah. This man is how he picks it up. Yeah. Yeah
This man is not long for this world. In fact, he's gonna fight anyone is insane. He's not gonna fight anyone No, he definitely could not
The bagel boss would be the shut of this guy
He whispers yeah, just as I suspected
No one's coming out even though I'm standing in the middle of the road and looking towards his house
So watch watch him pick up his stuff here
Whoa, whoa! What is that, Grandma?
What are you doing?
Grandma, let me get that for you.
You look like you're struggling there.
Oh no.
Can you imagine his neighbors sitting outside grilling and this is happening?
So this is a W for him.
Yeah, this was all planned out.
Then I'm going to walk away, I'll be looking back and yelling at the house and you'll be
filming me.
This is all embarrassing.
It was the highlight of my weekend, honestly.
I love this version of it,
because I saw obviously what he did.
But this is so much better.
And now that it's out there,
I want to see what the fans do with it,
like when he was going for his walk.
Yeah, you're right.
There was a jillion brilliant pictures.
That is a good call.
Now, so yes, that was a troll
hunter. That was my highlight as well. We'll get into the tapes
and uncle Rico in just a moment. Kiel all the juice. $1. That's
creative. Skippy Oh, 20 bucks is great show. Watch it online.
Any chance you could remove the porn bomb from the replay next
time. Not easy to explain to my wife why I'm watching someone screaming that they hate basketball Americans while a woman shits. Oh, come on you can exploit that
How hard could it be come on?
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Thanks, leavey verse great hanging out with Bob. Yeah, and all those guys
We got a lot of fun times back in the green room and up on stage, obviously
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Disaster with you surely before recovery big time was this close
Everyone following that no for recovery, big time was this close.
Everyone following that? No.
But it sounds like mostly complaints.
Abyss was missy LTB.
Big time was the closer.
Okay, that was fun.
We had fun.
Oh, Locky, Locky's here, great weekend.
Jingles crushed the memorial.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, Locky, you were awesome at this. Thanks for all you do. Mark
Epitista, double count three. The dabblers take me to Thursday. I see what tomatoes.
Yes. Plus a free care, uh, kayaking, kayaking brunch in the scene. Shit trenches on Sunday.
Scenic sent trench. Scenic shit trenches, thank you.
Wow, that was the hardest thing I've ever read
for some reason.
Thank you, Mark Evatista.
I'd be down with that.
I'm not getting in those trenches.
Cape Coral's beautiful, these fucking assholes.
How do you pronounce this person's name?
Destraga?
Destraga, Destriga.
JetBlueSucks, I'm trapped in Rochester,
Devilcon 2 is great.
I'm glad how personable everyone at Devilcon was.
My flight is also Wednesday, I live in Queens.
So it's not so bad.
You're trapped in Rochester, you live in Queens,
you can make the drive?
Yeah.
You can make it happen, but I'm sorry to hear that,
that sucks.
That does suck.
What is happening?
What is happening?
I'm not even sure, it's August.
What's all this weather? Why are all these flights being canceled? This happens in the wintertime sometimes,
but it's weird. I got home in five minutes. Grum TV is a new member. Thank you. Grum TV,
Jay Phoenix, five bucks. Joe will be so happy to hear that Gene Simmons asked about him
and mentioned his music video. Yes, he will. He'll be very excited. He remembers that for
sure.
Zach, cop in five bucks.
What an amazing weekend.
Carl, Zen and Potato killed Friday night.
Jenny jingles, you are a pretty lady.
What an amazing weekend.
Chris, you the man.
Thank you.
Thanks, Zach.
Thank you.
It's good to see you, man.
Oh, it's gonna be Tukey's, the other guy we met.
DC2 is amazing.
Haven't had that much fun in a long time.
Hmm, guess I should get out more.
Yes.
I talked to a lot of people who that was really a highlight for them. So I'm glad to hear that we could do
that. OJ ruled. Hi Kev. Thank you, Flat Cat Jessica.
Darth Nugs. My wife knows very little about all this and she loved the roast. The Bob
Cardiff Zen combination set the tone for a great weekend.
Thanks guys. Yes, I agree. They were fantastic. Hey, my boy Hulkamania! Gifted in five. Who are
these podcast memberships? If you were gifted a membership, that means you can watch Who Are
These Podcasts live every Wednesday and Saturday. You get a link if you go to the community tab on
YouTube. Also, we put out two bonus shows every single month. I actually put out
the entire Curly's podcast video from DabbleCon for members. It's also up on our Patreon if
you want to sign up for that. Nick Jr. 10 bucks. I missed the Saturday night event because
some family obligations, but being there and hanging with everyone was fantastic. By the
way, I was burned out. Still worth it. Thank you so much. It was a long weekend. A lot
of festivities. I don't know why we do so much.
It's crazy.
Watch people to get their money's worth.
We do.
John's Give Me Halloween Hand.
Jay Jingles killed with the singing,
See You in Ferndale.
Yay!
Oh, John's Give Me Halloween Hand.
Please introduce yourself.
Yeah.
I have name tags for a reason.
And Helcomania gets it another 10!
What?
For these podcast memberships.
That's amazing.
Hulkamania! Yay, Super Chats!
Here comes the money! Here we go! Thanks for the Super Chat. Hulkamania,
you might also agree we need more weekly curve stomping threats from the Army Major.
Waste dear five bucks.
It was my first live show.
Worth riding six hours one way
and getting caught in the rain going back.
I definitely be going into more in the future.
Thank you.
Yay.
Waste Dear, thanks for coming.
Thanks for making the drive.
Tell your friends it is worth coming to these live shows.
76 SPZL, love karaoke.
Jenny helped me with Orange Crush.
I did.
Okay, that's a fun one.'s barely. I just stood there to support
Dave Daffler remember for 12 months
What is that key chains? Yes? We had the key change. He did actually oh my gosh
I have whole various keys. I should have brought one down here
I'll show you guys another time, but Ted's key chain Emporium. Do you go grab one? No, that's fine
I'll explain it because you can't really see it anyway
That's true. Sent me a giant bag of keychains. We had them there for people and
It was just this little
plastic
clear like that big
Square with our logo so tiny in the middle. It was the smallest thing possible. It was very funny. I loved it
Fungi Brian says, DabbleCon absolutely blew away all of my
expectations. Everyone was nicer in person than I could have hoped for and the roast was epic.
Thank you guys so much. Thank you. I'm glad to hear that. I agree. The Reverend should say,
Pepper Pooper, I was not consulted on the doo doo bombs just saying. No, you were not. You were
not a part of it. Rumpel Trench Co. to Colombo podcast, Milton Security footage was unbelievable.
That idiot literally was picking a flight
with an empty house.
And he didn't even win.
The Area 51 writer says, hi, Akara.
Also, please cover Chris Chan, new video,
and Cyrax FSJ.
Oh, is there a new Chris Chan video?
That is the second request of that today.
It might be the same person, but yeah.
Chris Chan is so boring, but I heard that there's something interesting going on, so
I will check into that.
Thank you.
Red, four, seven, three, five bucks.
Sorry, I couldn't make it.
It looked like a blast.
Hoping for Devil Com 3 if John is still alive or another East Coast WTP live show.
Hell yeah.
Ferndale ain't that far.
Dang lizard, two euros.
It's going to be Devil Com 3 and we put the fun in funeral. Yeah. Oh wow it's very possible I
Just a more morbid thought instead of the cushions. It's gonna be like a coffin
That's too bad
Anyway, they were like it was that bug says yo, I never get to dip my show is about to pop online
Thanks for blowing our spot figured I'd stop in and at least pay respects. Thank you, Garrett Franklin. I appreciate that. And who's this guy? Who's this guy? Dr. Steve
from weird medicine just gifted 10. Who are these podcast memberships? Thank you, Dr.
Steve. Everybody was missing him, including me. Yeah, it was, he did so much for the show
and he was a highlight. Blind Mike was singing his praises
when he was reviewing the roast.
Steve contributed so much to the show and it was fantastic.
Would've been great if he was there,
but he still brought it.
Was a big presence.
And sold some dabble dice.
Oh right, did I get dabble dice?
I don't think so.
Fuck!
I want dabble dice.
I've run in merch.
I might know a guy.. Hey doc do something for us
Zen pigs and thanks for giving me a shout out. I said it was Zen pick but yeah, it's fine
I was told I stole that for what chatter
KJ coming to 20 bucks can't wait for SJ shadow boxing outside in Milton's house to be turned into a song
Hating for a Boston show but live stream devil cat 2 was fun. Well. Hager Lee writing for a Boston show, but live stream, DabbleCon 2 was fun.
Well, thank you, KJ, for being there.
And yeah, I would like to go to Boston.
Yeah, we've been forgotten.
I'm sad that Carl didn't invite me after all those sexy texts you sent me.
I was so sad I took a walk to the local basketball court and sucked off a team of men to prove
I'm not gay.
That's how you do it.
Yeah.
That's how you do it. Yeah. I have not heard anything
about dabble con six shows combined. Couldn't compare to my anniversary show. Your fat,
ugly, autistic audience couldn't even muster up an F slur chant. Another win for the toe.
I have to say, buying Mike show yesterday. it's fantastic. He covered a lot of the Kevin Brennan stuff
and DabbleCon stuff,
because Mike watched all of it,
but also covered what happened with Aaron Imhold
after his 10th anniversary show, which was last weekend,
where he came on, he was all proud of himself,
and he thought it went great,
and he's patting himself on the back,
and then Melton releases the tapes,
and it shows that his audience is stuck in 1983,
where they're just chanting gay slurs and racial slurs,
and he's cheerleading the whole thing,
and he's trying to get a job back in radio.
So this happens, and everyone's just like,
whoa, what the fuck, dude?
And he's like, guys, after saying how great it was,
now the haters can't even hate,
because everything was so amazing,
then he comes back on after everything leaks,
and he goes, I don't think we can do comedy shows anymore,
you guys can't control yourselves.
Even though he was leading the chance
and was definitely encouraging people to do it,
then he turned around and was like,
yeah, this has nothing to do with me, guys.
That's not what I do.
And Mike broke that down masterfully, so.
Worth checking out.
Fucking Hughzy.
Hughzy Entertainment was five pounds.
My Devil Got Dude tickets just arrived.
Can't wait to see you all this weekend. Dibs on singing where Eagles dare on karaoke. You know that band, Carl?
Fetheon five bucks says I heard you were dissing Utica. Next time you're looking for an upside
down sheet pizza, take your business elsewhere
Rumpel-drench-go Dr. Steve kill it the roast like it was his job. Oh
I like it. I see what you did there
That's from a Colombo podcast grum TV ten bucks very great show super lovely meeting everyone both creators and chanters alike
Thank you everybody. No matter where you live making the trip is. Skull RIP John's cushions. Yes, we did finally retire John's cushions
once and for all.
What are you gonna pay to sit on my cushions?
No, no one was allowed to touch them.
I love what John thought.
The whole event was just gonna make people pay
to sit on his couch.
No, no, we brought a bunch of shows
and nothing had to do with people touching your couch.
All right, let's talk about the tapes. So Uncle Rico comes on and their whole show format is just
playing the Kate Meany phone calls, the wildly illegally recorded Kate Meany phone calls,
and there was some mixed reaction to it. So I wanted to get your guys' take on what you thought was the highlight.
What did we learn about this?
I thought it was gonna be so much worse.
A lot of people did, but it was pretty bad.
I think- It wasn't great, but-
There was a lot of buildup, there was a lot of expectation,
but there's some crazy shit.
Well- That John said, I mean,
he implemented himself in a lot of federal crimes.
I understand why he wouldn't want those out
for certain reasons, but it's not any worse
than some of the stuff that he just says normally.
Oh, I don't know about that.
What did you think, producer Chris?
What was the?
Well, what stuck out for me was the cocaine segment.
Yes, now I went to the bathroom, so I missed some of that.
Okay, but you got the gist of it from other people.
Okay.
When I think about
when it was revealed that there was recordings,
his fake concern for Kate and his outrage about this, him calling Kate's mom and all that,
and it turns out that he's
planning on doing coke with her.
Yeah, he was the one saying,
why don't you come to my nephew's wedding,
I'll bring the blow for us.
And it's not like I'm surprised,
but it's just that he would spin it that way afterwards.
It's crazy that this asshole could be like,
yeah, she needs an intervention,
someone's gotta help her, I just want a caring friend.
Like, no you're not, you're just pissed
that she rejected you obviously we all see it
It's so obvious and it's why we're doing this and it's trying to get her mom involved or any family members involved in that
Yeah, such a scumbag movie such a piece of shit
And that's why anytime people feel bad for John and we all go through these things were like ah maybe it's too much
And he does something like that like oh, no. He's garbage. He's a garbage person. Yeah, who deserves everything he gets in life
Yep, so that was my main take
Yeah, that was my main take too was the coke stuff
He was shipping it to his house in Cape Coral, but then also throwing his buddy hit Mandana to the boss and say
The boss got a lot of reaction for ya say like oh, yeah that guy can even get coke for us
We'll get a couple grams
We'll be good to go. I can't imagine
Going to a family member's wedding and my plan is to be zooted.
You know what I'm gonna do at this wedding?
I'm gonna be fucking zooted out of my mind the whole time.
That'd be great.
Even in your buddy's wedding, do you need that much blow?
No.
How long do you plan on being there?
Right, that's an after the wedding activity,
in my opinion, but what do I know I just what a scumbag
He is and that that I think is gonna hurt him with his family a lot
Because I can only imagine that his brother whoever you know was putting on that wedding
She's like dude. That was your plan to show up here and do drugs at your nephew's fucking wedding
With a girl with that idiot
Yeah, oh yeah, so that is the other thing is her fucking lab at your nephew's fucking wedding with a girl who's With that idiot? At the age of you? Yeah.
Oh yeah, so that is the other thing is her fucking laugh.
Brutal.
Yeah.
I don't know how he puts up with that.
It's somewhere between a cry and a yodel.
I mean, if John pretends that he didn't wanna fuck her,
you don't have multiple phone calls with her
if you're not trying to fuck her.
Cause that is hard.
That's a good point.
To deal with.
Then what are you doing?
Then what are you doing?
You're torturing everyone.
It's crazy.
And you know, Kate's playing into it.
I'm not saying that this is the real Kate Meany.
We don't know.
She knows she's recording this
and that she's gonna hand it over to other podcasts to play.
But it's nuts the way that she responds to John,
anyone ever tell you how funny you are?
One of the highlights.
No, that was great.
Have we ever told you how funny you are?
One of the highlights on there,
she is just building him up so she can knock him down,
and she did that masterfully.
Okay, so Uncle Rico ends, we go out and get some dinner,
it was very nice, we come back to the show
and it's time for the Debbie Awards,
my parents were there, very nice to see mom and dad
hanging out in the crowd, got a nice applause break
from my father.
I actually teared up a little.
Yeah, you got some really good news.
It was really lovely.
With his cancer and so that was fantastic.
Now we were supposed to start the show
with a musical number, now last year we did one supposed to start the show with a musical number.
Now last year we did one.
Mike Morse wrote us a musical number.
It was gonna be me and Julie coming up and singing.
And we decided not to do it.
But I printed it out, Jen, if you wanna maybe sing
a little bit of it so people can see what they
might have missed out on.
Okay, I don't really know this song, but I will try.
It is, you know,
John is quite stupid, she and putrid okay?
John is quite stupid do she and putrid. Let's honor that idiot. We're stuttering tonight
He is a nitwit bloated old tip shit brains of a simian. We're stuttering tonight
John is a drunk. he is so dumb,
and for two bucks you can insult his,
I don't know how the song goes at all.
Yeah.
His nasty feet smell a midget in cell.
Five foot three and he's not very bright.
Hangover tomorrow.
Yeah, hangover tomorrow, stuttering tonight.
And it goes on.
And it goes on and on.
So you get the point. I don't know if that would have been a
highlight. I would shoot out just like, yeah, I'll just start the show. That's fine. But thank you
for Mike Morris for writing that. All right. So this is what I really wanted to show you guys.
Two things coming up right now. The first is I was going up to present the Dabbler of the Year
I was going up to present the Dabbler of the Year nominees.
And so I cut these videos together and I gave them to Lunar Tunes critic who was helping us out
and putting the finishing touches on it
so that we could present this to recognize,
this is an incredible community of creators.
I mean, we were talking about it before
with all the people, Troy Smith and Locky
and all these people who do so much for
the shows and
These guys who have these YouTube channels that make amazing content from stuttering John stuff
I really wanted to make sure that we acknowledge them. And so this is what got corrupted and
Didn't play. This is the D dabler of the year nominees you drunk
You must be drunk yes, you can turn the handle and open it turn the handle
Yes, there's somebody knocking on my door. I don't know who it is. He won't leave
Me that might be the television you're fucking waiting for, bro. Go away!
I'm calling the police!
Now what?
Now you're trying to phone with me?
I said go away!
Hello?
Dude, you're meds?
You taking meds, man?
You taking your meds, bro?
Can you please send a squad car here? Thank you.
You are drunk.
Enjoy life in a cage.
Enjoy life in your fucking...
wheelchair prison.
And don't worry quad, don't worry. You don't cross you think your life is that it's not gonna change now
You wait for it wait for it
Why do you why you're attacking dr. Steve Oh
And attacking my
Me
This is fucking pocky
Abandoned everybody mr. Muddybags
Mr. Super fucking down the pocket
What happens? Goodbye, Gino
Goodbye, Christy
Goodbye, what's the other dude?
Joanna and uh
What the fuck's the other guy's name?
I had him on my show too.
Oh, Schultz, whatever.
Goodbye.
People who are just listening to this
or don't know what this is, so Psych, C-Y-K-E,
has this amazing thing where he takes stuttering John,
deep fakes Anthony's voice and face on John
and makes it Anthony as John,
redoing what John said on the show. It's incredible. I'm with the body, yeah. I'm with the body man.
Yeah.
Where'd you meet?
At the book, on the pallium.
At the book, on the pallium.
But before we get to me, somebody told me
I should read out this message to John.
OK.
I'm not here to play games anymore.
He is now going to face consequences and repercussions
that he will never be able to recover.
Let's see if his family believes all the recordings
about them or are me just planting fake seeds.
Wow.
Whoa.
You still got your Mensa.
Mensa math.
Where's John?
I'm gonna play hero or the victim today, loser.
Both. Mike Sady, Shinien, and everybody that you don't leave reverse.
Yeah, who gives a fuck about that dumb show?
Oh, he got written over by Steve Roller and Roger Rabbit, okay.
Yeah, that would be-
Ooh!
Well, he obviously has come backing up into his brain.
You're a celebrity is not why you've gone to hate your behaviors.
What a lame response to your children showing no empathy or saying what please put towards your therapy built for stress
I will playboy John Dupree. I know what that means
When the Don wins you ladies are really gonna lose it
No, no, no, no, no, hey night of the living deadbeat if you want to answer that question ask your mom. She knows
She chitters at me. This is incredible. Oh my God.
We're all mad that we don't have any credit. What did that bring you?
Back to me.
Awesome.
That was awesome.
Orson Welles.
Louis Vuitton's credit. Wow. That was awesome. Awesome. Louis James Curtis.
That was awesome.
Louis James Curtis.
That's just the New York in me.
You can take the New Yorker out of New York.
When I was in California.
Cause you can take the New Yorker, wait is it?
Oh.
You can't take, it oh you can't take wait you can you might take the New
York you can't take oh man I can't remember the saying I feel like George
W Bush has an actual John Quote right there.
Jesus Christ.
So great stuff and then my whole switcheroo gag
was gonna be and the winner is, and then play this.
If you had.
Has your son ever queued in your bank shopping?
For an opportunity.
If you had.
Has your son ever queued in your bank shopping?
For an opportunity.
So that's right.
The devler of the year, and who could say otherwise.
Well deserved.
The Debbie Award went to Rocco Burrow
for getting in one of the funniest John
Ask interview questions live in Atlantic City,
right next to centering John Gwadis.
John breaks away from him like his son just
queefed in his face. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Maybe he had John Gwendoz. John breaks away from him like his son just queefed in his face.
Yeah, you're right.
Maybe he had PTSD from that.
Yeah.
Like, no memories of it.
Why, is he here now, queefing?
Huh, what?
I can't take it anymore.
So the other thing that happened
that didn't happen on the show,
I was very bummed about that,
is that Shuley got Chip Chipperson
to put together an acceptance speech
on behalf of Sheet Shitterson.
Now, if you don't know this, you should.
Sheet Shitterson just put together
part one of a documentary about the dabble verse
in Centering John that is fantastic.
Definitely worth a watch.
And unfortunately it came out,
it wasn't considered for the Dabler of the Year award
because of the time it came out.
But we wanted to give him extra recognition
and so we had Chip accept the award on his behalf.
And this would have been great,
I don't know why this wasn't able to be played that night
because this would have been fantastic in the room.
All right, well, you know,
I do want to mention one other person if that's okay, and I'm taking
this dabby for this person based on very recent work that they did, an amazing documentary,
part one of a documentary. Well, I will say that Sheech Anderson is going to get this dabby number one.
And number two, we will play his acceptance video on Rico and it's accepted by the one
and only Chip Chippersen.
So tune in for that.
Hold on a second.
I got to make a surprise appearance.
I'll eat your cooter in a second.
Well, well, well.
It looks like fucking the Dabby Award has been given to Sheet Shitison
Congratulations, he's asked me to accept on his behalf. I couldn't be prouder of you. I like the name
It's got a really nice flow to it and
Listen, we got to really roast some people
Hold on a second. I had a little bit of little
Flem caught behind my tongue
Let's rose fucking
Carl from fucking what?
Hey fucking Carl. Who are these podcasts? What are you fucking?
What are you doing in Rochester fucking? Nah, just hanging out in upstate, New York or something
Hey fucking schooley. I hear in Huntsville, Alabama. What are you fucking hunting for peckers or something hey fucking shooley I hear in Huntsville Alabama what are you
fucking hunting for peckers or something and fucking uh hey cool me off fucking
roast cool me up hey I heard you went down to fucking uh you went down south
what are you fucking missed the nice warm weather or something what are you
fucking doing down there enjoying the fucking sun or something?
Hey Carl, what are you doing up there in Rochester
looking at a bunch of clouds or something?
Hey fucking Shuley, what are you doing in Alabama
fucking having sex with a relative or something?
Hey fucking Cheech It, I said what did you do
to deserve the Davy Award at the DabbleCon?
How did you get the Davy Award?
What does that mean?
And why would I accept it on your behalf?
Does it mean you're a big fucking pecker sucker?
It's so naught in order to accept it, you know.
I'll accept it for him.
Hey, this is for the fucking guy I gotta share a mouth with
and then just pretend I'm eating a lollipop once in a while
while I close my eyes.
I fucking hate it. Anyway,, listen have a good time at fucking
dabble con and
Congrats on the dabby award. Daddy's really happy for you. Listen Carl and shooley and fucking cool me
Hope I didn't roast you guys too bad fucking Tony gets really sensitive, you know, anyway
Have a good time. You're all pecker suckers
You're all pecker suckers The great sheet shitter sin and chip chippers in accepting his award
Try to explain that to my parents
Well documentary is a great introduction
to people who are one, look, perhaps you've been made
to sleep on the couch until you get over this W-A-T-P thing
or whatever, the devil verse thing.
Just one hour, it's about an hour.
Yep, it's an hour, and it definitely sets everything up.
You understand it immediately.
Yes.
It's great.
Now, there's another documentary
that just dropped by Mondays. Mondays always calls in the W-A-T-P fan of. Yes. It's great. Now. There's another document that just dropped by Mondays
Mondays always calls in the WTP fan of the show. He was there. He was there. We can talk to him
He also did a fantastic documentary
It just dropped a few days after this amazing one by sheet chinerson, but it's getting a lot of views people are checking out
He has a little bit of a different angle on it
And I love his angle on it because it's for those people
who follow other low cows on the internet,
but haven't really followed Settling John.
So if you're into King Cobra or Chris Chan or Cyrax or...
And you should be.
Right, or any of these guys that people goof on
on the internet, and you go,
okay, why are we goofing on John?
And it kinda explains, just like Chris Chan,
John does this, or just like King Cobra,
he's an alcoholic, and just like, and so it kinda
shows clips of other world, cause people know,
and shows what John's up to, and it's a great way
if someone does understand the internet and what's going on,
but doesn't follow John's a great way to introduce
those people to it, both documentaries are worth watching.
For everyone watching this, they're both worth watching.
So then we had the Dabby Awards, fantastic.
And I think a Dabby came out of Lucy Titebox at one point.
At least one.
There's a lot of things going on at the Dabby Awards.
She broke one.
After that, yeah, we did break one.
Shulie thought it was made out of solid gold.
I had to take them out of his bag.
And then they had the dabler dance party,
and that was what everyone thought was going to suck,
and they were right.
You know, it was just kind of like they put on some music,
and people just kind of stood around.
I wasn't, I shouldn't even say that.
I wasn't even there because I was trying to take care
of business at that point
You know everything figured out, but you know was there at the dance party
That would be our friend
Rocco burrow
Yeah, so we we had Cardiff on earlier we We're talking about getting out of Rochester and how difficult that was
Yeah, I didn't understand it, but all of a sudden we just it started pouring
We got to I left the hotel at 4 right and my flight was supposed to be like
Six-ish or something and it started raining and all of a sudden we just saw all these flights getting canceled
But ours was not immediately canceled. It was delayed
Okay, stop you right there. Mm-hmm. So I was also in Rochester yesterday and
It was raining but it doesn't stop airplanes from flying. It does now
Dude I have no idea but my problem wasn't the weather in Rochester was because my plane was in Baltimore, right?
but they were also saying because we're going you know, is there any other option because we it just kept getting delayed getting delayed getting delayed and
We're like, is there any other option, you know Syracuse Buffalo Albany and they're like everything's everything in upstate New York is
Unavailable and if you don't if this plane doesn't come and you don't get out tonight,
you won't leave Rochester on a plane until Wednesday.
So, Rocco, you texted me that.
And I went, there's no fucking way that's possible
because we literally have five or six flights a day,
the flight in New York, and a couple to go to Chicago,
and some to go to Detroit.
It's like, you can get to a major hub
and get anywhere from that hub.
How is it possible you'd have to wait four fucking days to get home? It doesn't make any sense to me
All right, I don't know but like we said, did you mention the Melton thing? I talked about it briefly, but yeah, go ahead
Okay. Yeah, because apparently Melton who left on Sunday
They were so desperate to get people out because apparently they had had cancellations for like the last couple of days
Yeah
They were so desperate to get people to give up their seat that they offered him
like $1,500 in hotel until like Tuesday.
That's crazy. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of people say yes to that.
Yes. I definitely would have took that.
But he was going to Scotland. I mean, he's not saying yes to that. He's got shit to do.
Right, right. So I just kept looking for well because the big problem was
My dad was watching my daughter and my dad goes home tomorrow
So today was supposed to be the day that we actually get to do stuff together and all that
I feel like you care about your kids
Damage control I just want to be home with my daughter. Okay sure
Yes, she was very upset so grandpa told her that tokey was on a special mission from Santa
Some gifts how you gonna? Yeah, I was gonna say how you gonna cover that yeah, right?
Well, we had to get some gifts
likes Cleveland commander Jersey?
We're not even know the name of their team that sounds right so I had seen that pretty much like
Cleveland would be the best bet that's the flying home to Denver as early as we could so wow
Yeah, you drove a car again
As we returned the rental car, so then we have you we rented a car again as we returned the rental car.
So then we had to rent the car again
and we drove all night to Cleveland.
And we-
Quick question for you
because I'm very familiar with the Rochester airport.
I spent a lot of time there.
Yeah.
What is open at midnight in the Rochester airport?
Nothing, it's a ghost town.
That's the thing.
And we didn't even know if the car rental-
Right, that's what I'm thinking. I would think that that would just all be,
everyone went home, we're done.
Right, and you can't leave because the security shut down
at a certain point.
I think it was like 11.30 or something.
Oh, Jesus.
And you can't really see.
Right when we went, right at 12 o'clock,
when they told us the flight was canceled, we went down.
The rent a car, the whole department or whatever
was booming. This was bigger than when I landed at like six at night.
Wow. That makes sense.
All the gabblers trying to leave.
Yeah, I don't know.
Okay, cool. So you were able to rent a car and then you had to drive. So now it's one
in the morning and now you're starting a trip to Cleveland.
Yes.
Jesus, what a day.
So we did that.
At least you're heading west. Yes. You got it
early on Sunday too. Do you want to talk about that though?
Uh on Sunday. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Sunday, I went
shooting with some fantastic beloved chatters. Diesel, the
Rottweiler and Linky. Diesel, the Wattler. Diesel, the
Rottweiler is a
former like military guy he was he had all these different types of guns we got to shoot like maybe ten different cut types
Of guns that's amazing. They have this private. What area of the city were you in we were doing this
We're out in the middle of the woods, and it was amazing.
It was something I'll never forget.
So thank you, Diesel and Linky, for inviting me to do that.
That's awesome.
But how was the drive then?
Did you take shifts, or you just drive it all the way
to Cleveland?
I drove the first two hours, and I was fading.
And thankfully, my wonderful wife took over.
She did the last two hours.
Well that's a nightmare.
So I wanted to talk about the,
I said at the beginning we're talking about the highs
and the lows from this weekend.
And a lot of highs, we've covered a lot of those.
Let's talk about the lows.
And one of the things people were saying,
Rochester's a shithole.
Why are people going to Rochester?
It's the argument of New York.
And I'm like, guys, it's not so bad.
And it was funny how many people,
when they got here, just like,
oh, it's actually really nice here.
This is really beautiful.
Being here in the summer is very different
than February, obviously.
People are like, oh, this is great.
And then after the dabble dance party,
one of the guys who drove to the Davvy's
got his car stolen.
And then I think four or five other people
had their car broken into out of the parking lot.
So, yeah, pandemonium cops are there.
I'm like, Jesus, come on, really? really we're not a bad neighborhood at the comedy at the
Carlson devil cut three everyone sucked so bad such a bummer yeah I felt
horrible the guy who had I think his name was Dave the guy who had his car
stolen yeah yeah it's possible and I'm really sorry that happened to you, man.
That sucked.
He didn't live that far away, but I mean, regardless.
Well, he couldn't walk home, so.
Yeah, right, he's not walking, so that's for sure.
So, got his fucking car stolen.
And so we have this thing in Rochester
known as the Kia Boys.
And it's these teenagers,
and this happened to the comedy club,
I think we talked about it,
it was right before the first AppleCon,
where they stole a car, drove it into the doors
and windows in the front, and then stole the ATM,
and drove away, and they did that like,
three or four other businesses that night,
and then smashed open the ATMs and took the money,
and one kid left his phone at Comic to Carl's,
and he's an idiot, and guess how much trouble they got into?
None.
Right.
So these guys just keep doing this.
Yeah, and I needed an ATM this weekend
Thanks, asshole
Don't have one of those in here we can't we can't have something fancy like that here in Rochester
So yeah, that sucked it sucks if there's people who just go out and rob cars
They're just teenagers, and they don't get that there's people who just go out and rob cars, they're teenagers.
And they don't get in any trouble,
and they just keep doing it.
Did you talk about what you did
after the brunch on Sunday?
I haven't talked about the brunch yet on Sunday.
So Sunday we have our brunch at Radio Social,
and they were nice enough to make sure
they had a bunch of tables for us,
and people RSVP'd out of time.
So a lot of people came down to the brunch,
which was awesome.
It was. It was lovely.
Yep, we got to sit with some awesome fans
who were there all weekend.
My buddy Darren, who I just met for the first time this weekend,
got to hang out with him.
And then Anthony and Missy sat with us.
And Chris was, I mean, all the WTP guys were there.
Vinny was there.
Rocco ended up showing up.
Yeah, I sat with Lucy, Brian Johnson, Mary Beth.
Yeah, I really apologize for not being at the brunch
to anyone who was looking for me.
We were shooting guns, so I apologize.
I don't blame you.
Brian Johnson, Mary Beth, yes, they were awesome.
They hung out with us all weekend.
Vinnie made a waitress quitter job.
Yeah, Vinnie made a waitress quit her job, that's right.
They were fucking up.
Okay, another day at social.
We explained to them, like,
everyone's gonna have separate tabs.
I'm not paying for everyone's brunch, you know?
And so I guess they didn't get the memo on that
because the servers were wildly confused
about how to do any of this.
So they'd come to the tables, they'd be like,
okay, so what did you get?
What did you get?
And then they'd come back with a receipt like is this
right it's like it can't just fucking run my card I can't figure this out I
told them I'm like I'm paying for me and her I told our server that and he still
was just like oh what'd you guys get like so became a big clusterfuck and
Vinny he wasn't being obnoxious or anything just being Vinny but a
different server ended up coming back
to figure out and square up with them,
and he ended up finding out that the woman quit.
Yep.
The server quit mid-shift, trying to serve Vinny brunch.
So.
Yeah.
Forgot about that.
I feel really bad for that server, but what a story.
She legit quit?
Yeah.
She walked out of her shift and left.
She left her job.
She's done.
Yee!
Yeah!
Now, also at brunch, and making a presence
the entire dabble verse, or dabble con too,
was Joey C and Christina and,
what's the other guy's name, Spider?
Spider, Alomar.
Spider Alomar.
So those guys are there.
Joey C's wearing his outfit that he has.
And Joey's-
Can I say something in defense of them?
Yeah.
I thought for the most part, they were very well behaved.
Oh yeah.
I thought to Joey a ton.
It was great.
Oh, but I think people thought that they were gonna try
and to inject themselves into the show.
I pitched Helga.
Helga literally asked me,
hey, I was thinking, you know, Carl,
maybe you could get me on point dabble point.
And I was like, oh, you mean the game
that literally just started two minutes ago
and that's why you know the name?
Oh, to poke dabble. To poke dabble. Oh, to Poke-a-dabler.
Oh, to Poke-a-dabler.
I'm sorry, Poke-a-dabler.
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
Oh, she wanted to get on the show so bad,
when we got there she goes, hey, can I be on the roast?
I go, oh, did you write a roast set?
She goes, no, I've never written a roast set in my life.
I'm like, well then no, you can't be on the roast.
I wasn't gonna say yes anyway.
But she didn't understand
and then she sits there and watched the roast.
I'm like, do you see why you weren't a part of the roast?
Like I almost went up there and did 10 to 12 minutes.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Why would you think?
But Helga thought she was gonna be there
and be like the biggest celebrity there.
And then-
People were excited to see her.
Yeah, people were taking pictures and stuff, but.
But like literally right when you started the game,
it's like, why don't you talk to Carl?
See if I can get up there.
That's hilarious, yeah.
Anytime Helga was mentioned,
she would stand up and start walking towards the stage like, all right Helga, that's okay, all right, we got it, we got it, that's fine. Yeah, and anytime how good was mentioned she would stand up and start walking towards stage like all right, okay
That's okay. We got it. That's fine
Yeah, that was that was weird, but you're right high pitch was only there the first night for the roast
He tried to get up on stage. She was like, all right
Was that like young girl he had kidnapped and brought there. Yeah
And then he didn't come the next day because she liked to live in Elmira or something which is pretty far outside of
Rochester and then he went and got Donnie Wahlberg tattoo
This is what I heard I heard that high-pitched Eric wasn't there on Saturday at all because he went
I know which was really depressing for me, and he got this Donnie Wahlberg like his face tattooed on his thigh
I guess he's gonna go on the Howard Stern show in a few weeks when he comes back and get Donnie to sign it or something
The dumbest fucking thing
It's a whack packer
That's wacky even for a whack packer
This is high-pitcher and you're listening to Who Are These Podcasts.
Chinese people smell.
So, yeah, so where were we going with that rocker?
I'm sorry, I took over.
No, I was just saying that I thought the Catalanos behaved very well all weekend and they were actually kind of a pleasure to see it sometimes.
Yeah, they were having fun with it. People were making fun of them during the roast and
he was laughing along and enjoying it. And then Sunday at brunch, they're having brunch
and Joey was telling me, you know, week or two before this, I know the manager of the
Rochester Red Wings, our baseball team, AAA affiliate of the Washington Nationals.
Bullshit.
He goes, I know the manager,
and I can get us tickets to the game.
I go, okay, cool, man, that'd be neat.
So, lo and behold, he goes, yeah, I got 14 tickets.
Just go to Willco, tell him your name,
we got you taken care of.
Okay, cool, so me and Jen and Missy B.,
we drop Anthony off back at the hotel.
He'd had enough of us.
Yeah, which is fine.
And the three of us go to the baseball game, and we walk in there, and I'm like, holy shit, Joey C. actually of us. Yeah, which is fine. And the three of us go to the baseball game.
And we walk in there, and I'm like, holy shit,
Joey C actually got us.
We had to go in through the suites entrance.
And so I'm getting on the elevator.
I'm like, all right, let's see the suite that we have.
I'm like, no, no, no, sir, you're actually out there.
I'm like, oh, because we're just at the stadium, OK.
Which is fine.
It was very nice.
They're great suites.
Great suites right behind on play.
A billion degrees.
Yeah, red hot suites. We almost sat down for a second. We're like, OK, we're out of here. It's got right up. They're great seats right behind on play a Billion degrees yeah
Yeah, missy burned her ass literally yeah, it was hot
But that was awesome the Joey C hooked us all up. It was cool a whole bunch of us
I think there were 14 of us that went to the ballgame. I'm gonna hang it out by the the bar area or the shade and
Hung out with everyone. That was fun.
It was fun.
It was too much.
Yeah, thanks Joey C.
Thanks Joey C.
What a fucking weekend though.
What a crazy weekend.
Yeah, it did sound like him bringing the Winnebago
and everything.
It sounded like it was gonna be the Jersey Shore pulling in.
You know?
And they're sweet, lovely people.
Very lovely.
They enjoyed it.
His wife was lovely.
They enjoyed every minute of it
Then Joey see we were talking a lot at the baseball game and Joey C was asking me my opinion on what type of show he should create
And I was like Joey we got to do is you got to just beg for super chats. That's what everyone loves. That's
Format people love these days what you should do is have a goal. You need a goal Joey. What's your goal?
What's the number you gotta hit?
I would definitely recommend people go back to some of the
live streams of them driving up because there are just some
hidden gems in there.
I mean, there's one point where like him and Christine are just
yelling each other like, you know, when you're driving,
you're tired and just want to murder someone.
You've just been around people for too long.
Right.
I asked them how many times they'd shit the trip so far they've both
admitted to one time they literally so spider alamar lives in Baltimore right
Joey and Christina live in Tampa spider flew down from Baltimore to Tampa to
join them at the start of the thing well lo and behold they went to spider's
house when they passed Baltimore
I just like to have a shitty time in a way to be go. I'd really like to be here I'd like to make it long enough longer than I needed. I hate traveling. I know we all do
Imagining on an airplane
Probably two stars probably wasn't even direct and then your job when you get there is to get into a car and drive for three days
That sounds awful isn't that what happened to John when he went to Jersey
No, I think
Vince the lawyer bottom tickets to took him la to Tampa Tampa to Orlando
Just to add another stop because it's an asshole and then he flies into Philly and that took a bus to
Atlantic City or maybe was journey. Yeah, maybe flew into Newark, and then had to take a bus to Atlantic City from Newark
It was even further
Fucking great. Oh fun stuff. We miss you John come back soon, buddy. Come back soon
Well rock it was great hanging out with you as always. Yeah. Thank you. I actually do have a question
So I looked in my carry-on bag and I got my
Dabby, yeah, good, which has
Dabby yeah good which has
Was it made of chocolate another one you want another one you can't just fucking hot glue it call today
Yeah, thank you for your job you by the way well well earned well deserved for the Atlantic City incident I appreciate all it takes is seven
seconds to become the devil of the year. It's like Eminem said uh shot spaghetti mom whatever took a shot one shot
sounds like something he would say. I like how you lost confidence immediately. Who's gonna finish this for me? What are you guys? I don't know how it goes
He's exhausted
Listen to the potato soup tonight, I think he said 8.05
Yes
Missed the big long intro
We'll be tuned in
Love you more than a friend
Bye Rocko
Bye
I love him
What a good dude
Michael C, my thoughts on the tapes, Shuley is an oven dodger
Interesting Weird Grim Grim Good dude. Yeah. Michael C, my thoughts on the tapes. Shuley is an oven dodger. Interesting. Weird.
Grim.
Grim.
For five bucks.
Love all three of you.
Great weekend event.
Thank you for the birthday present.
Shout out Dr. Steve, the MVP of the roast.
Love the doc.
Yeah, Dr. Steve's roast was fantastic.
His was really funny.
The only thing that hurt him on the roast
is that he didn't pause long enough for the laughter.
Like how would you know?
When you're recording a video, you can't just be like.
You know, I'd be weird.
There was one moment where he did pause
and it was really cute.
Yeah.
That's true.
I rewatched that also.
He was killing it.
Yeah.
So funny.
Well, happy bladed birthday, Grim.
I heard Blind Mike complaining.
Blind Mike, you know, when he said he was gonna come
and then he decided he probably wasn't gonna be able
to make it, and he goes,
well, you want me to send in a tape for the roast?
I go, no.
He's like, but Dr. Steve's allowed to, okay.
I see how it is now.
Got our priorities.
Meredith Hepburny with $7 says,
only came out for the live podcast everyone crushed
Even my hubs who was just a pastor to me listening sometimes loved it all it was amazing
Well, thank you Meredith happening for making it to the live podcast. I appreciate it
Yeah, what's interesting that there were a lot of people who just went to the roast or just went to the dabbies
I just went to the podcast and stuff. That's cool. It's cool that you can pick and choose what you want to do
Podcasts and stuff. That's cool. It's cool that you can pick and choose what you want to do
Texas long dog John would have fucked the impact of the recording saying they were all wise as part of his integrity verification system, correct
He was never gonna buy coke off of hitman Dan cuz that guy stomps on it so hard
Fuck that I'm gonna get coke from a real. No, I think John's gonna say that some of it was AI.
He's already set this up.
He's gonna say a lot of it, not Kate Meaney's laugh,
but everything else, AI.
Jay Phoenix, live WTP in California,
live from Calaback, Calaf, Laughless.
Cala-Laughless, that's fine.
That's good.
Uncle John Hargis, formerly Lee C.
The Kate SJ tapes exposed plenty,
but man, I was looking for so much more
of him being such a waste of a load.
Well, listen, I don't think that, speaking of loads,
I don't think Shuley blew his entire load there.
I think they have more to play for future episodes.
I think they're holding onto a lot more. So stay tuned. Carl's tiny bladder. You didn't miss much during the
tapes sad skull. I don't have a tiny bladder. So it was a long day. Darth Nugs new member.
Thank you very much, Darth Nugs. I appreciate you. Steve Hanning, 10 bucks. Just wanted to say this
weekend was awesome. We had a ball and everyone was so great can't wait for dabble con three. Yeah, neither can Vinny. He's so excited for it
I'm sure everyone's gonna have to yeah
We got to do it a different bad deal. Yeah
Rumpel trench coat a crumble podcast 10 bucks says all the events were amazing
It was great meeting you all had so and so many beloved shadows
But the highlight was having brunch with Vinny the last day and our way All the events were amazing, it was great meeting you all, and so many beloved Chattas.
But the highlight was having brunch with Vinny the last day
and our wait was over there.
So that's hilarious, I didn't know that was you over there.
That's really funny.
I should point something out real quick,
because I think Christian Blatt said something
on who are these broadcasters today.
They did a special Monday episode where he said, yeah, you know, I'm looking forward to
the magic bag.
I'm sure they'll be streaming it just like they did at DabbleCon.
No we will not.
I cannot pull that off.
We were able to do that because that's Vinny's club with all his equipment, tens of thousand
dollars of equipment, amazing cameras.
Eighty hours put into it.
Eighty hours setting all that up, like we're not doing that.
The man has been working 70 hours a week for weeks.
I know, I know.
He's coming over here tonight too to do the creep off.
Hope he's in a better mood.
I'll hide upstairs.
He's ready to murder me.
I know he was.
Yay, Super Chats.
Nancy Al with 50 bucks, Thank you, Nasty Al.
Watched every second.
Always watch on a phone, but watched on TV.
10 year old walks in, rolls his eyes and walks out.
Not sure I'm the cool dad anymore.
Great job, Al.
Jenny has the voice of an angel.
Come south.
All right.
Thank you, Nasty Al.
Thank you, Nasty Al.
Nasty Al does so much for the show.
He's the best.
That Sean guy, five bucks.
I wasn't there, but you better believe that I'm going to tell my kids
I was it'll be the highlight of my life, and I'll eventually believe it too. Yeah
Guys like Sutterick John just keep repeating line soup can with $50
F John F John yes love it Love it. Good one new chance
Succinct dang lizard to the actor the plays be dabbler. So Joey C had the better plan. He was snake
Plissken in escape from Rochester. Don't cross the do
Yeah, I know he making fun of him for driving but he got he got out of the city
How come eight ten bucks Jen is always fine, but Chris city. Hulk can make 10 bucks. Jen is always fine
but Chris looking hot too. No it's Jen is always fine. Well if you want to start reading these I
mean. No I don't want to read them. Slow it down. Michael Pendowski senior became a new member
and then Michael Pendowski senior became a new member. Not sure how that even works but thank
you very much. Yay!
I appreciate it.
Joseph Collins, five bucks says,
Chris Abels and I should join Levyverse.
My hot sauce videos are only five,
maybe 10 minutes tops though.
Okay.
And door goes open.
Remember, for six months says,
great show order, the stream,
Jenny Jengle sings like an angel.
Oh, thank you.
Jenny's fantastic.
Thank you.
It was very good.
All right, well, I think that concludes my thoughts.
What did I miss?
What do you guys wanna discuss
as far as other thoughts on the whole weekend?
This whole weekend was so amazing.
I met so many people,
people I've seen before at other shows,
and new people who I've never met,
and every single person was so lovely.
Like, everybody was great. Nobody was weird or creepy
Yeah, no everybody was just like hanging out and there was a lot of people that bought a ticket and came by themselves
Yeah, and I saw people hanging around together at tables and just it was really fun like really fun
Yeah, like Carl said when we walked in on Friday
to get there early and it was already a rager.
I know, I was like, oh fuck,
I gotta set up the merch table, Jesus.
But it's these people that hung out all day then,
all night, then all day again, all night.
And then brunch.
And yeah, there's no negative vibe,
there was no drama.
Everyone was so fucking nice.
No one peed on anyone's pants that I know of.
I mean, I was disappointed too.
I don't know, but.
Not even my own.
I met a lovely man from Ohio.
I wish I could remember his name,
but he was just so kind and nice.
You know who your husband's sitting right there.
Well, that's fine, whatever.
Anyway, it was nice to meet him, nice to meet,
there's so many people, and everybody,
it's very dapper dressed people as well
Yes, impressive good singers
Great parody songs for the karaoke night. Yeah people were making up their own parodies and I really cannot wait
I kind of want to watch this now. I want to see rockless recording of Cardiff because that was fucking funny. That is funny
Cardiff was so pissed at himself
Christian blasts as many texts he's happy to stream from Ferndalia, right? Oh boy. Fucking Christian.
Yeah, I'm sure they'll stream that just like they did this.
Christian just makes shit up now.
He's on my channel just making shit up about shows and things. It's the best. Thanks Christian. Appreciate it.
Anything else Chris? I'm good. Okay guys.
Appreciate it. Anything else, Chris?
I'm good.
Okay.
Guys, thank you all for joining us
for this special emergency episode
that was so important to do.
Watch Potato Soup tonight,
watch Uncle Rico tonight,
watch The Creep Off.
The Creep Off is coming on in just over an hour
on this very channel, seven o'clock,
special episode of The Creep Off,
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come hang there you can also go to the creep off channel to watch it we
simulcast that how big is how this clit how seven and a half inches the
question you should be asking is how big is retained because that will tell you
that's true because you know how far you get it I don't
need to explain this to you.
Dr. Steve will explain it.
The morning radio.
Okay, great show.
Good job everybody.
Great job everyone. in the next five minutes. That's for bro. How do I reach these kids?
Fuck you!
I'm not running a fucking daycare center.
What is going on here?
Explaining it does not make it any fun.
Well, that's retarded.
Cunt nuggets.
You know, who are these?
Podcasts. I don't know. I don't know it. You know, who are these? Podcasts.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
Makes no sense.
No one told me there was gonna be boasting.