Who Are These Podcasts? - Minisode - DabbleCon 2 Recap

Episode Date: August 20, 2024

Jenny Jingles, Producer Chris, and I went down to the studio to discuss all the happenings at this past weekend’s DabbleCon 2. We talked about all of the major events, all the hang outs, the crime, ...the stand out performances, and everything in between. We were joined by Cardiff for a bit as well as Rocco who had a really hard time getting back to Colorado.  Thanks to everyone who came out to the show and ordered the streaming version of it. It was one heck of a weekend! Pardon my French. Tickets for the Magic Bag in Detroit on October 25th – http://watplive.com/  Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:01 Absolutely riveting is it gonna change your life by any stretch probably not but it's gonna be at least entertaining Okay, by the way for those people that are in the back Remember to shut the fuck up but it's going to be at least entertaining. time. W ATP. Hello, we're the next in Custard Rooms. Welcome to an emergency episode of Where These Podcasts. We just got done with a fantastic weekend at Dabble Contour here in lovely Rochester, New York. And we wanted to recap the experience for everyone. I have some exclusive video that we didn't get to play, that was supposed to be played at the Dabby Awards. We're gonna play that on here and some other fun things
Starting point is 00:01:55 and behind the scenes tidbits. But I thought the way to start this off is to just kind of go through and talk about the events of the weekend, what we did, what everyone was doing. Started off Thursday night, we had a meetup at Lux Lounge on South Ave, and that was great. Huge backyard, we get there, go outside, a lot of people were already there,
Starting point is 00:02:18 a lot of people showed up, everyone from the show, Vinnie was there, Andy, Lucy, Chris, Jen, myself, Anthony and Missy showed up there, and it was a fun little hang. The later it got, the weirder it got. As usual. Which is lux. Yes, that is true.
Starting point is 00:02:37 I didn't pick lux, but when it was suggested, I said, yeah, that's perfect. It's a big open space, people wanna smoke cigarettes and weed. The weather was cooperating. Yeah, it was nice out. So it made sense. And then all of a sudden, it was funny
Starting point is 00:02:49 because people realized that there's a lot of gay people there and they're like, I think we're at a gay bar. Like, well, Wax isn't technically a gay bar. It's all inclusive. It's certainly inclusive, yes. Very festive. I think that would be the the way to describe it But yeah, there was definitely by the time we left which is after midnight
Starting point is 00:03:10 It was definitely breaking out into like a gay dance club Like a lot of fun. I got more semen on my shirt than on John's couch trying to get out of that place Let's put it that way But it was a lot of fun. Thanks everyone who hung out and came out and met us on Thursday night. Any other thoughts about the meetup? It was so long ago now. Well I had to tap out early. Producer Bree was getting tired. Oh right. Yeah. I think we were out like 10.30. So.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Yeah. So. I missed the dance. Oh it was fine. So did I. I was outside. It was fine. It was all good. Oh I should remind people, by the way, if you do want to use our SuperTip system,
Starting point is 00:03:48 we love that you do that for us. You go to supertip.gg slash W-A-T-P. Just pull that up on a separate tab or in your browser. And there you can make Kevin Brennan or Stuttering John or Woke Dad, or whatever you want, talk to us about your experiences at double con or watching the stream or Anything else that you might have experienced some let's get into the actual show it starts off on Friday with the roast We get there. I thought early
Starting point is 00:04:18 Yes, I thought early too, but it was already pretty crowded in there Yeah, they was when we walked in and the first thing I see is Helga man is there with her own merch table, huh? Did someone approve this or something? I didn't know that held man was selling books at this I didn't know is a flea market. Yeah turn into a flea market and she had a video screen up It was looping episodes of her show the train wreck aka train wreck TV aka that reality show Just in case you didn't know that was how good man like not pretty sure that's how good man We know you I would not have mistaken Helga for someone else
Starting point is 00:04:57 So that was interesting meeting Helga was interesting. I talked about this probably on the show but Helga is a lot bigger than I thought she was very tall statuesque well No her she's just big like her hands are twice the size of my hands. I shook her hand. I went whoa This is something else right here not ready for that cuz you you see her with Lisa you think oh It's just two nice old ladies. Hey, you know having a cup of tea and some edibles two nice old ladies hanging out, having a cup of tea and some edibles. Nope, this broad will kick your ass. Yes, I have a feeling she could take me.
Starting point is 00:05:30 That was my main takeaway from this thing. So, you know, I should check. Is everything sounding okay? Are you guys hearing all this stuff? It seems like people aren't complaining, so I suppose. Usually we have someone on StreamYard in here to let us know if it's working or not but we just went for it. We just went for it today. I woke up this morning
Starting point is 00:05:49 and said hey I should probably before I forget everything talk about what happened this weekend because it really was a fantastic event people had a lot of fun and there were some highs and some lows. I'm not going to forget about the lows. First one of them was my argument with Vinny. Vinny and I had a few arguments First one of them was my argument with Vinny. Vinny and I had a few arguments this past weekend, to be expected. Love Vinny, did a fantastic job. I'll talk about that more,
Starting point is 00:06:11 but one of my first arguments was we found out when we were at Lux hanging out that Vinny was gonna put all of the merch in the Rickles room, which is a separate room away from the main bar area where everyone's hanging out before the shows and after the shows and the main showroom. So there's three distinct rooms in this building. Yes, very sectioned.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Very sectioned. And he goes, yeah, we're gonna put all the merch in the Rickles room. I said, well, no, you can't do that, obviously. And he got very upset with me. He's like, oh, I already have it all planned out. You're gonna change everything everything now? The day before I go, well, I just found out you were going to do that. That's stupid. No, don't do that. There's a saying. I think there's a movie about you exit through the gift shop.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Speaking of gift shop, gift shop is upstairs at our house right now. Yes. Gift shop from Astoria, Queens, everyone. So the reason why you exit through the gift shop is because, I don't know if you realize this, you pay more to have a store and a mall than you would just have a store
Starting point is 00:07:10 that's just somewhere in the middle of nowhere. And the reason for that is a thing called foot traffic. Am I explaining this okay? I went to school for marketing. You are explaining it perfectly, Kyle. I went to school for marketing, so maybe this is too difficult. And what you do is you move your feet as you walk, and you look with your eyeballs.
Starting point is 00:07:28 I was just like, no, but he can't put the merch where nobody's going to be hanging out. Nobody's going to be assigned, we're going to say there's merch there. I'm like, no, that's not how this works at all. It's got to be in front of people at all times. So thankfully, after a little back and forth, he decided that it's a giant room that we're in and he could set up three tables in that room and we could put merch on it. And that worked out really well for Jen
Starting point is 00:07:50 because Jen usually works the merch all weekend. And if she was just in another room somewhere, that'd be very depressing. I was bummed a little bit. But it worked out great out in the other room. It did. We sold a lot of hot sauce. We broke a lot of hot sauce.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Oh my God, so many of those bottles were broken. I gotta talk to Jeff about that. I don't know what his, how did he ship that? I didn't even open it. Was it just like newspaper in there? What did he do? I think there was bubble wrap on the bottom. And a bunch of rocks.
Starting point is 00:08:15 That sounds right. The fuck was he thinking with that? Yeah, I don't know how many were broken, 30%. I, ugh. I smelled like hot sauce for a while. I was doing my best. Delicious hot sauce. Yeah, I was looking at my fingers. SilkCityHotSauce.com, use the promo code WATP.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Lots of broken glass. For 20% off your order. Crunchy. Yum, yum. All right, so we get there, we get everything all set up, things are looking good. My biggest stress was not performing at a roast I have no business being at.
Starting point is 00:08:51 My biggest stress was making sure that the livestream worked because for some reason I volunteered to be in charge of that. And boy oh boy, that should not have been me. But whatever, we did it. And so I was really stressed out about making sure that everyone could see the stream, that looked good that it sounded good Vinny Did 95% of the heavy lifting when it came to the stream. He killed it. He set up all the cameras
Starting point is 00:09:12 He was running the show the entire weekend. It looked amazing. It sounded amazing. So bro. Yeah, so pro So all of that was was fantastic. It seemed to be working for most people, you know We got some emails people couldn't get in or whatever. Had to resend some passwords and stuff. There are some other complaints that we'll get into in a little bit. But for the most part, that was all working. We're ready to start the roast.
Starting point is 00:09:36 We get everybody in the room to do that. And Dr. Steve worked with Coke Logic to put together a fantastic intro video. I wanna show you that. Because it really is very well done. If you're an old ONA fan, you remember Coke Logic and all the great stuff that he put together back in the day.
Starting point is 00:09:58 And I think it's this, let's see. Yes. Fuck. I want to... Fuck! Hello! What's up, you maniac? Go fuck your mother in the basement, you son of a bitch! Take care kiddo. Hey Shuley, have you seen the money? I need it for the deposit after the show. Nah pal, uh, I haven't seen it. But I have pizza! Who doesn't love pizza? Shuley, I don't care what anyone says about you. You're the best. This is why I like you so much better than Carl.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Thanks buddy. God. Tookie, this has to stop. You're a monster. Like a cross between Ellen and Kevin Spacey. Whoa! Fantastic! Hey OJ, come tickle my taint a little. I can't get it up for this potato anymore.
Starting point is 00:11:00 This is humiliating sir. This is the price for being on your show. I'm not sure it's worth it. Oh wait, what am I thinking? Of course it is. Let me try again. This is humiliating sir. This is the price for being on your show. I'm not sure it's worth it. Oh wait, what am I thinking? Of course it is. Let me try again. Hey Chris, give me a hand here will ya? All these years I never knew how he cleaned those things. Ah!
Starting point is 00:11:29 Get out of here, quit being an Andy. Damn it! Busted again. Damn it! Listen to me. Hahaha! No! Okay, uh, listen to me. No!
Starting point is 00:11:43 Listen to me! No! Listen to me. No. Listen to me. No. Listen to me. Oh my. Rocco, your anus is supple with a very youthful appearance and your prostate is full of fluid. Yo! I can feel your fingers tickling my tonsils. Oh, the indignity. Here you go my friend I always strive to help those in need. Let's see I was in Mensa you you know. Comedy at, uh, calls, house. This must be the place.
Starting point is 00:12:30 Excuse me, excuse me. I'm a celebrity, excuse me. Move, move you dumb fuck! A Pause a pause a pause Stage lights. All right, so that was fantastic. It was magical a very funny video That Steve mostly wrote and coke logic does a great job with the animations and all of our voice acting was superb I have to say that's not AI be oh That's all of our wonderful talents coming to the screen
Starting point is 00:13:10 Hello, razor 695 bucks says I had a blast over the weekend It was a pleasure meeting you all hope to see you again soon. How was your 69? I hope to see you again Yeah, thank you. Yeah, thanks for being there. Thanks for being part of it Michael P. Job. Well done all around go bills go bills Michael P Good to see you there, buddy Gobbles monster puppet remember for six months Well Carl addressed the problems we had with the live streaming and why it didn't work for a lot of us if it didn't work for you email me and We can work through that it worked for most people and so if there were issues. There's mostly
Starting point is 00:13:43 issues with Getting their password, because the password was emailed to whatever email address you signed up with, and it could have gone in the spam folders and stuff. So that was mostly the problems that I saw. And then once I was reset the emails and told people that, they were able to watch.
Starting point is 00:13:56 So let me know if you're having problems. Michael P., I advise you buying an Andreessen jersey. Oh yeah, we were talking about jinxing Michael P, I advise you buying an Andreessen jersey. Oh yeah, we were talking about jinxing a lot of the Bills players in the jerseys that we own. I have a Milano jersey, I don't wanna get into it. Peltro cast with Darren. Darren was hanging out with us too, but I says, Carl, why did SJ ruin Grant's Mountain Dew collection?
Starting point is 00:14:21 Funny story about that actually, Peltro cast. I was talking to my brother about how, you know, I make the joke that John broke into my brother's house and stole all of his Mountain Dew collectibles. And I guess my mom was talking to my brother, she's like, I can't believe John did that. She's still not understanding the humor of the devil. But that was very funny that you took that literally Woody from Syracuse five bucks breaking news the estate of Jim Morrison posted that my rendition of Roda's blues at karaoke is way better Than that stuttering beef knob. I agree Woody from Syracuse. I do too what he was fantastic He was great. Oh, he really was very energetic. Yes
Starting point is 00:15:01 Happy Valley record crew 10 bucks as regrets on the great event. It was fun meeting you all. Sorry you had to endure me at Melinda's level intoxication. I didn't notice. Don't worry about it. Lost on me. I didn't notice. Saturday was a long day. We'll get into that.
Starting point is 00:15:16 NoMoreShulies equals world peace. Had a great time at Rochester this weekend, my first WATP event, and looking forward to more. Thanks to Karo and all who attended. Except Shuli, he's gay. I understand your take on Shuley sir it's very obvious with the way you present yourself. Yes come to the Magic Bag in Ferndale Michigan October 25th that's our third year in a row playing there and we always sell it out and it's always a blast and we're months out right? There's not a lot of tickets left.
Starting point is 00:15:45 VIP sold out immediately, and we've sold most of the room. So if you want to come see us in Ferndale, get on that. Don't wait till the last minute. Shit Show member for three months says, if Carl's there, it's a gay bar. I see what you did there. Dang lizard has a secret service. He goes to the bank and becomes a gay bar.
Starting point is 00:16:04 It's a gay bar Dang lizard to euros has a secret service come to your house yet The answer is no and we'll talk about that momentarily dang lizard I assume you got the stream over in Europe Mike. I see so what are the actual taste being played hack Yeah, we'll talk about the hit. There's some controversy around that. I wanna get everyone's take on it though. Drunk Engineer, five bucks. Isn't any bar Carl Walsh detectively a gay bar, right? Like-minded thinking.
Starting point is 00:16:33 I don't think they stole it. I just think sometimes it's parallel thoughts. Annie coming in. They will never be able to take this weekend away. Yes, Annie, great time hanging out with her. She came over to my house for Wednesdays, we were at these podcasts, we went out to La Casa afterwards. Don't tell people I hang out at La Casa.
Starting point is 00:16:51 People start stalking me there. And then we went to the playhouse. Also a gay bar. And then we went. Yeah. We went to the playhouse. Yeah, Rochester's full of gay bars. Suddenly.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Everywhere I go with him. Played some video games and stuff Vegas beer sells Jerry two bucks Did you know about president threat before me? No, I did not I had no idea that was happening Would not have done that Michael see two bucks Helga. Will you give Carl a bloody ass? Helga could definitely give me a bloody ass. I made a comment about how Helga talks Yeah, I wouldn't be able to get my penis between my butt cheeks and let it sit there all day. And she gave me great advice. She said, we gotta practice.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Good to know. I heard that. Yeah, it doesn't just happen automatically, I guess. Gotta practice. Yeah, the first time's a doozy. Big daddy dodo. It was great meeting y'all. You did such a great job.
Starting point is 00:17:47 I had a friggin' blast. Nice meeting fellow chatters also. Yes, that was great. Jenny Jingles came up big with the name tags. Yes. We learned that from Hackamania. We did. It was so much easier to just start talking to people.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Like, oh, hey, I know you, the great Seamoose. Or I know you, Big Daddy Dodo. Yes, because I don't know what a lot of people look like. Big Daddy Dodo gave me a t-shirt and a sticker as well. I got a t-shirt too. That was cool, thank you. Generosity was flowing. I really was.
Starting point is 00:18:17 It was awesome. It was a great event. A lot of creative artists. Troy stayed with me, and there is artwork everywhere. Oh, right. Yeah, a lot of swag he left behind. Thank you, Troy. Oh, cool. Troy Smith, me and there is artwork everywhere. Oh right. Yeah, a lot of swag he left behind. Thank you, Troy. Oh cool.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Troy Smith, one of the good ones. Yeah. High and tight, two bucks says. In the morning, my lovelies. In the morning to you, high and tight. Michael C. Vito, the PDF file for prison. This is the wrong program for that, sir. You get over to the biggest problem in the universe
Starting point is 00:18:42 with that. The Duke of the Delusional. Trade wood paneling for the TSN wallpaper? No, that place that they were staying at, that Airbnb? Gay. It was fine, it's nice. Did you ever figure out where they were? Williamson?
Starting point is 00:18:59 Is that true? That is, that's so far away. They weren't even close to Rochester. No. Yeah, I think that's where they were. At that that point just stay at the Hyatt. What are you guys doing? I guess they had a you know Livestream I thought they were at the Hyatt based on that wallpaper behind them. Yeah, it looked like a banquet room, right? Yeah, I kind of did but that was an old farmhouse somewhere out in the Well, he didn't get the car stolen yeah
Starting point is 00:19:24 somewhere out in the bulldogs. All right. Well, at least they didn't get the car stolen. Yeah. A small buck with two bucks. Jenny, voice of an angel. Carl needs better shirts. All right. Fair enough. Fair enough. Sold a lot of shirts this week then though. We did. Mike DeMone, two bucks. Thanks for reading my question at DabbleCat2FSJ. Yes, Anthony had fun with that. Bully two bucks says that anyone tailing number of times Carl said VTL is spectrum. It was zero zero times Get the kickass five bucks great show. Everyone's great. J. J. Gingles is a sweetheart Carl Label fell off by hot sauce
Starting point is 00:19:54 Mmm, it's still delicious though Still delicious what's inside the bottle that counts if the bottle is intact Joe blacks is one for three me and my missus had a blast. Y'all rule. Thank you, Joe Black. I'm glad that you were able to drag the missus out of time to a few people who did that. But it seemed like everyone had a good time. Very few people did that.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Painkiller. I remember Painkiller. Oh, yeah. We met Painkiller at Luxe, and he traveled all the way from Maine, and then immediately regretted it. But I think you got to get that. You better treat Jenny right, Carl. I'm gonna steal her. JK, thanks for being so nice, all three of you.
Starting point is 00:20:29 Yeah, no. Pain killer. Pain killer, you're the man. Thank you for coming out. I really appreciate it. Doucha the Dabbleverse says, "'Bet you weren't about to tell Big Helga "'any different about selling her merch.'
Starting point is 00:20:39 "'Yeah, no, I'm like, no problems here.' "'Yeah, can I get you more merch?' It's... Here, have some of ours. I actually had her sign my more merch? It's a question of ours. I actually had her sign my book that she wrote. I got her autograph. I didn't see a line for her merch table, so I wasn't like sweating it.
Starting point is 00:20:52 You know? It's not like she was selling Arden Maiden shirts or something. Yeah, you didn't have to shut it down. Right. Ricky, $32.25. Watch the show online, and it looked like a blast, waiting for DC3 to be announced.
Starting point is 00:21:05 Oh boy. Oh my God, these people. Can we rest? Can we just rest a little bit? You gotta give the people what they want. No, never. That's my motto. Nope.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Nick K, Jingles Killed It in the Memoriam, best part. Yeah. Thank you. Jenny, you were fantastic in that. Thank you. I was... Not an easy song. No, and as I've said, I don't get nervous when I sing usually I was very nervous to do that But it was fun. Yeah, well, it's hard too because everyone's cracking up laughing at the video that's happening
Starting point is 00:21:33 And you're singing these sadder song. Yeah that made it better for me that people were laughing cuz I'm like, oh, they're not listening to me It was impressive not to get ahead of ourselves, but there's no drums. No sustained notes That's tough to pull off in that kind of a room. And there's one thing that comedy clubs are not known for, it's monitor speakers. I had to ask multiple times, can we be able to hear the stuff on the stage too? Is that cool?
Starting point is 00:21:56 Can we get some monitors? I did have monitors. At one point, Vinnie goes, yeah, no, we can't. Nope. All right, fair enough. I guess you just didn't ask nice enough. I don't ask nice at all. Dead Fool 10 bucks says, I partied way too hard, but it was a great weekend, fair enough. I guess you just didn't ask nice enough. I don't ask nice at all.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Dead Fool 10 bucks says, I parted way too hard, but it was a great weekend. Same here. I'm still at it. I'm a rookie. Michael C, did you fire the DEI hire EDR, hypocrisy police? I was hoping that EDR was gonna show up. Yeah, he said he might.
Starting point is 00:22:19 He was gonna try to, he had a busy weekend, but we were messaging quite a bit. We're gonna put the next one. Franklin Shaker, two bucks, Chipperson Video, maybe next year, Poop vid, ready. Well. Hilarious. You gotta have priorities.
Starting point is 00:22:32 I don't know why, I honestly to this day, don't know why the Chip Chipperson video didn't play. I'm gonna play it for us today though in a little bit. That's great. Troll Hunter, two bucks, favorite one from Devilcon 2, mine was Melton's Tapes, yes. In fact. That was such a nice surprise. We're gonna play some of that too.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Oh cool. Yes, because those are fucking hilarious. The Great Sea Moose coming in with an oddly specific $63.29, I know he has a jingle. One sec, I can never remember if it's under T for the or G for great. Okay, got it! Sorry, that's a leftover one from W.A.T.
Starting point is 00:23:04 has apparently got it after the show ended. Hunter Duke coming in. Amazing job, W-A-T-B crew and soup crew. Had an amazing time, Carl. I know it was your marketing genius that put Kaylee and Missy B on the stage together. It was. Smoke Show times two.
Starting point is 00:23:21 It was very nice. I'm glad to see there was a person of color there. You just wanted to touch his hog? I love dark meat. Oh, Woke Dad coming out on this show. Who knew? Carl is Mean War. You and producer Chris.
Starting point is 00:23:37 C-H-R-I-S. Yes, I got your name now. Jenny, why don't you come with a real man? And I need a mom wife when mine dies in a tragic accident Also, sorry Rob Saul Another way your apologies to Rob Saul. He should be apologizing to us, but Maybe that's what the point of that was So let's talk about the porn bomb heard around the world
Starting point is 00:24:01 before the show started. I'm at my house finalizing things for the roast and getting stuff ready. And I see Kevin Brennan put a tweet out and it says, "'Oh shit, Carl from at who are these pod "'is going to use copyrighted music "'to prevent people from sniping.
Starting point is 00:24:17 "'Oh shit, I'm sure at YouTube and at YouTube creators "'and at YouTube music is going to be all over that. "'Will it be Ice St ice top classics or new ballads He has written for his mom wife So I think that this old man's an idiot and it was very confused and doesn't realize that we weren't doing things on YouTube You are We can do whatever we want because we're not on YouTube That was a whole reason why we set the system the way that we did
Starting point is 00:24:40 So that we could play anything we wanted to and wouldn't get taken down or demonetized we did so that we could play anything we wanted to and wouldn't get taken down or demonetized. But if someone was sniping us, we could get them taken down or demonetized with porn bombs. And this fucking idiot, even though I warned him, I said, it's actually going to be a video of your wife getting bukkake by her boyfriend. Please, snipe away, old man. So I tried to warn him, but he did it anyway. And we had two porn bombs loaded up there was both famous ones from stuttering John show the shit video that who could forget that one and then the the other one was the KJB
Starting point is 00:25:20 Video which was not a good thing to say if the Secret Service is paying attention Thankfully the Secret Service was not paid as they never are turns out Chuck the fuck out So it was it was fine But I did some people were offended by who actually got the feed and I do feel bad about that I literally told I wasn't in charge of the porn bombing I literally told people who were running the thing like we just have a nice attractive naked lady It could be something that we all agree is fine
Starting point is 00:25:50 But it's totally against YouTube's terms of service doesn't be anything nefarious anything crazy just a hot chick. Maybe she's squirting I don't know something fun everyone can get down with each to their own I but instead they went with you know some Everyone can get down with each to their own. I saw but instead they went with you know, some devil verse lore You know it makes sense to play those videos because John got hit with both of those So that's what we hit Kevin Brennan with and that's fun It's fun that Kevin Brennan got hit with a porn bomb trying to snipe our show. He thought he had it all figured out He's like, oh, they're gonna play copyrighted music. I'll just hit him. I'll put you know, I'm okay But unmute when someone's taking a shit.
Starting point is 00:26:29 Good luck with that. Hey, at least you don't hear it. Well, right. It was very loud, too. I think it was overmodulated. No one wants that. That's fine. So Vinny had those clips loaded in,
Starting point is 00:26:41 but he's listening to the room audio. He's managing the room while also running the live stream. So when he hit those clips, he had no idea what the audio was. I think if he did, I don't think he would have played it more than once. Because the audio was not great. And that's anything that I would have put
Starting point is 00:26:57 on the show personally. But the only people who heard that audio were the people who were streaming it. No one in the club even knew that was happening. No, I had no clue until the next morning. So it was only or people who were streaming it no one in the club even knew that was happening. No I had no clue until the next morning. So it's only the people who were streaming it and then you know there's some assholes who try to get people in trouble oh let's get people in trouble. Fucking annoying. But it worked the way we wanted it to work. One of the guys who was doing his roast set was interrupted by them a couple times that was Cardiff electric
Starting point is 00:27:26 Hello All right, so we home alive Wow who only like 10 minutes, but I just want to pop on and say hello. All right cool Well, I'm glad you're on here because I am gonna play your Gene Simmons thing. I might as well jump to that Since you're here. Is that already eclipsed DabbleCon car? No. Oh. It's not that important. But it's pretty fucking good.
Starting point is 00:27:51 It's pretty amazing. I'll give you credit for this. So first off, let's set this up, Cardiff. Yes. What was going on? You're driving back to Minnesota. You're going through what, Niagara Falls? Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Yes. The usual Rochester to Minnesota. You're going through what Niagara Falls? Yes, yes the usual Rochester to Minnesota route of right through Niagara Falls right the Cedar ground they call it Yes We pull into a tops not a tops a tar with the target to grab some stuff before we crossed into the Minnesota border. Mm-hmm and Grabbed a couple things Got in the car like oh shit. We should grab some waters for the road, you know, just into the Minnesota border and grabbed a couple things, got in the car and like, oh shit, we should grab some waters for the road,
Starting point is 00:28:28 just dehydrated, we've seen what happens if you're not hydrated, if you get dehydrated, we don't wanna go to the hospital. So there was a Dollar Tree, we run into the Dollar Tree just to grab some waters and there's no water, it was weird, I've never, I just wanted to grab a couple bottles of water and, nothing like but we saw tops I guess we could have gone back to Target, but there was a tops a couple doors down a little closer
Starting point is 00:28:51 So like it's running the details are necessary in this story, but keep going Karma okay, I got it. I got it. I would have gone into tops there's no reason to go into tops if I didn't, if Dollar Tree didn't have water. Right. And we walk in and there's news cameras and all these losers and kiss t-shirts. And, sorry Jenny. Hey! You wore a kiss shirt this weekend.
Starting point is 00:29:17 I forgot. Yes. And I'm like, what's going on here? And someone said, well, Gene Simmons is coming to give some kid an award for buying the millionth case of whatever fucking Pop they were calling it. He's selling what yeah Random thing I've ever heard yeah
Starting point is 00:29:35 He this kid in Niagara Falls about the millionth case of whatever this sugar water is and jeans put his name on sure It's delicious and nutritious, but God of course of course and gene is in town I guess he's performing at the casino tonight in Niagara With his solo band oh, he's a soul. I thought he was like done touring. That's all for the shit. What the fuck doing? Well tickets and everyone were there was telling me that tickets are dropped like 40 bucks So if you want to go there, right yeah, that's surprising from him. He's a miser So if you want to go there, right? Yeah, that's surprising from him. He's a miser
Starting point is 00:30:07 Yeah, but so I'm like, okay Well, I guess I should hang around and I was hanging around for about ten minutes. I'm like I should probably do a live stream, too Mm-hmm. I should have recorded it because the video quality was shit doing it off a live stream Oh that way looks the way it looks. Yeah. Yeah, I was on 4g I think inside the tops friendly markets. Alright, so now that we know the backstory I'm gonna play the video Cardiff turned into stuttering John I did cardiff being the great troll that cardiff is decided I have an opportunity here to ask a question of the great Gene Simmons. Hey Gene, can I ask you a question? Any comments on stuttering John claiming he wrote all your music Stuttering John Melendezy John claiming he wrote all your music. Suttery
Starting point is 00:30:47 John Melendez. He said he wrote all your songs. Okay. Did he? All right. Thank you. He claims a lot of things. I bet you could convince John that he did write a lot of those songs. Probably wouldn't take a lot. It's kind of a funny question. Was that your, that was your first gut instinct as a question. Did you go through some other ones, other possibilities? You know, you know what? I I'm, I'm a fucking idiot because I was standing just for just streaming this forever. Just like, well, there's a cool moment. Gene Simmons here, whatever. I'm like, wait a second. Yeah. It took me eight minutes to realize the guys should probably get involved with this. Yeah, I should probably do so.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Okay. It looks like they're done doing business. Yeah. I should probably get involved with this. Yeah, I should probably do so. OK, it looks like they're done doing business. Maybe I should yell a question at him. God, I would have asked Norman Fell what he's doing there. Yeah, I was thinking that. Yeah, this is odd. I don't see security or anything. No, honestly, if I wanted, like, I didn't want to get kicked out.
Starting point is 00:31:39 There was no security. There was no nothing. His band was with him. There was, I could have, was I could have if I was If I didn't want to get arrested if I did want to get arrested this would have been the time to do it Are you a bigger guy than Gene? He was we're about the same height, but he might have been a little taller than me, but he was in his Sneak-skin boots, so I'm sure he had he's a big dude
Starting point is 00:32:08 So we couldn't hear that gene goes is he still around dogma stuttering John I don't know nobody knows if he's still around but thank you for asking that is true nobody knows he still hasn't come back to the internet yet so I think he's tweeting us up right he retweeted something yesterday, which was... Okay. You. Yeah. Okay. He stole a lot. What was that like?
Starting point is 00:32:30 Okay, so that's funny. Gene goes, you know, I was in his music video. So, I'm glad Gene remembers that. That's cool. If you, if you want, I did make a, I did make a short of this and I enhanced his audio. Oh, you did? I did, yeah, we're doing this now Sting and a few other people were in it too Oh Jean He's the back of Hacker Oh Gene
Starting point is 00:33:05 He's the back of Hacker Hacker Hacker Hacker So that's fun. So You got out of Rochester and got to meet a big rock star celebrity and everyone else was stuck and stranded at Rochester And I made the right move skipping the brunch poor tookie Yes, yeah, do you do you go to the airport at four o'clock? The flight was delayed delayed delayed They were there for six hours was Rochester Airport either way you do in there for six hours. There is that video game thing you can only play miss Pac-Man so pong
Starting point is 00:33:36 So then they at midnight they go. Yeah, I know your flights canceled and I've never heard of this before He was told he could not get back to Colorado until Wednesday How's that even possible? There's flights to New York all day long in New York City once you get in New York you can get anywhere Apparently it was it was getting planes into Rochester. I heard I heard and it wasn't just too key I got a lot of people there was the storm that came through I don't know how bad it hit in Rochester, but it was it was pretty bad on like around Baltimore area Right. So a lot of plane was stuck in Baltimore couldn't get to Rochester But my point though Cardiff because Melton was going to Scotland afterwards
Starting point is 00:34:14 He was offered $1,500 and a voucher to and you know hotel room Because they're just trying to like make room for other people and Melton fortunately got to Scotland. So that's good Well, just cuz they would have saved $ 1,500 on fuel. That's correct They went coach you sure okay good thing you guys weren't on the same flight now apparently You couldn't get out of Rochester until Wednesday. This makes zero sense to me. I don't know how that's possible So Tukey gets a rental car and drives to Cleveland again. I don't get out of Rochester until Wednesday. This makes zero sense to me. I don't even know how that's possible. So, Tukey gets a rental car and drives to Cleveland.
Starting point is 00:34:47 Again, I don't understand any of this. There's Buffalo, there's fucking Syracuse, there's lots of other airports closer than Cleveland. But he gets in a car and drives to Cleveland and then flies out of Cleveland in the morning and has now made it back home. But what a fucking nightmare. Sucks.
Starting point is 00:35:02 He's alive, he is alive. Yes. Good. Thank goodness for that. All right, Carter. The DabbleCon was amazing. Yes. We had such a blast. Let's talk about your row set. You're getting praise for your row set.
Starting point is 00:35:15 You went on a little too long. Not enough. You ran the light a bit, but I thought you were fantastic. You wanna pull the curtain back a little bit there, Carl, or are we gonna leave this alone? What? What are you, well, I didn't know what you're talking about. Oh, okay. Well But we were worried that we weren't gonna have enough time. Oh, honestly, I know there was a concern
Starting point is 00:35:32 There's like there's only seven people roasting. We're like, oh, yeah That's right Vinnie dropped out cuz he's running the show and we were planning on having blind Mike and OJ We gave him an opportunity. He didn't want to do it. So then we're going oh shit there's like seven there six or seven of us that we had the Dr. Steve video as well and all of us went long. I thought I had five minutes. I did over time Cardiff I felt like an eternity, but I don't know how long yourself. It's no you were great card If you did a really good job. I Was very happy for you. Yeah, I was I had a lot of stuff I was gonna cut but then you're like we need more time. Oh, I had I had time to fill
Starting point is 00:36:09 I was only gonna call Jenny a cunt once until you said Extend your son it works every time man I want to give props to both blind Mike and David Collins for helping me out with my set I want to give props to both Blind Mike and David Collins for helping me out with my set. They submitted some great jokes that I used in my roast. Karb, did you have any help or was that all you? That was all me. Look at you. Impressive.
Starting point is 00:36:35 And I actually wrote that. I was writing for like three weeks. I had all this stuff. I scrapped everything Wednesday night. I started from scratch Wednesday. Yeah, it just wasn't working and I started from scratch and that's that's what I ended up with Wow I want to hear what didn't make it I bet it's gold I don't know I bet it was garbage if you really bad jokes so I have to say no one
Starting point is 00:36:58 seemed to bomb that was amazing I don't usually someone bombs usually someone's the Tucker Dixon of the roasts but at this one no one bombed Mike Morris and Tukey both started with their worst material for some reason I was like, oh boy. Yeah, I think it got good Yeah Zen kick Zen kick. Yes Zen was a highlight for sure. He just had some really Creative jokes. Absolutely that were very very fun was a concealed weapon yes
Starting point is 00:37:26 He was fantastic and I don't know what were the other highlights from the roast anything else any of you guys Remember from it or thoughts on it. I was in the crowd laughing and clapping yeah, me too Yeah, I just was enjoying all of it the intro. I mean yeah the intro even the intro video mm-hmm The coke logic video that dr. Steve did was fantastic. Amazing. Yeah, no, it was, I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe how well it went, how everything went. It was awesome.
Starting point is 00:37:52 Yeah, looking back at it, I thought the roast was the thing that could go sideways the easiest. We all know how to podcast, we all were prepared for that. The Dabby Awards, we had all those videos done weeks in advance. I knew that was gonna be great I'm like the roast is the wild card here and I couldn't have gone better I think everyone who was there will tell you it was fantastic and it's funny So doom has taken the clips of all of us and put them up on YouTube and I've gone back and watched some of them Just to remember what people's sets were like and you go through and you read the comments
Starting point is 00:38:22 There are so many people who wanted it to suck and just have to pretend that it did oh this is terrible I already heard that joke once before I okay cool cool story bro all I know is the crowd was loving it dude it was oh I mean this is a gay thing to say but it was electric in there there was so much energy in the crowd but the moment that Bob Le Levi came out and started that thing People were just going nuts It was it was fantastic. Yeah, he brought the energy as usual. Mm-hmm. He was great. I mean the whole weekend was a Just the energy from that crowd like the crowd was so much fun everything it was just like an amazing fucking
Starting point is 00:39:02 We tried to wear them out. We started podcasting at noon on Saturday. Didn't go until 9.30 that night. We're trying to wear them out. We couldn't. No. We're trying to get the kids to run in the backyard to take a nap. No, we can't do it.
Starting point is 00:39:14 We got tired just watching them. It was amazing. And then karaoke after the roast. That was so great. Again, went way better than I expected. Me too. People were really into it Yeah, people were really good and everyone was paying attention and enjoying it, you know, Jenny jingles always crushes it great job Thank you. You were hosting the roast but
Starting point is 00:39:36 Anthony could be went up and did a couple songs. I've never seen him do a Song like he did the rooster a song like he did, The Rooster, by Alice in Chains. I was like, oh, that's a different kind of song for him. Maybe he does that kind of stuff all the time. I don't say karaoke that much, but that was really good. That sounded easy song to sing. Well, I definitely bombed at karaoke.
Starting point is 00:39:56 Who did? Me. Oh, that's right, you fucked up your dead beat it song parody. I know, but Rocco got it all on tape. Yes, he did. I'll play that tonight on potato soup. Yay! Very good. I know but Rocco got it all on tape Very good. Oh, you're going up against a carico tonight. Yeah. Yeah, whatever. I want to
Starting point is 00:40:14 Yeah People are watching I'm sure you have a lot of people over there. That's no five card fletcher. There were I gotta say for the karaoke thing There's people who sing songs that they want they think they can sing really well or they know really well But they're bummer songs don't do that and a karaoke thing especially this we're all trying to have a good time Don't sing your bumper songs I mean am I wrong about that is that bad form to sing a bummer song of karaoke? Well, I think what are you setting up? Nothing. Oh, okay. Good. Yeah, they were all fun. No there were people It goes back to what you're saying about people wanting to find things wrong with it like a lot of the comments
Starting point is 00:40:54 I'm seeing where people all they were just just pandering to the crowd, and I'm like we're doing a fucking live show Yeah, you're supposed to you're supposed to pander the crowd Thing they come there to enjoy it. Yes, some people spent upwards of thousands of dollars to ride there We're traveling everything just want people to have fun Assholes, I so carnival I still have you here real quick. Let's fast forward to Saturday the live podcast start on Saturday at noon potato soup you guys were fantastic You put together a really nice package. It was cool to see the three of you live doing a podcast for the first time Yeah, it was a lot of fun. OJ was nervous as fuck. I'm sure you'll talk about that tonight or OJ was that was his first time
Starting point is 00:41:39 On a stage for that for a podcast. He was nervous to not say anything for that, for a podcast. He's been on stages before. He was nervous to not say anything? Why would he not? To wear a mask? Sit there. What's he nervous about? Oh, geez.
Starting point is 00:41:49 The stakes are so low. I was talking to him afterwards, and I was like, yeah, how did that go for you? O.J. is like, I don't know, man. I tried to finally say something, and it bombed, and he was all bummed out. No, he got applause for saying anything. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:42:01 It was amazing. Right. Everyone was so proud of him. But the jeans were there, so I mean, what for saying anything, it was amazing. Everyone was so proud of him. But the jeans were there, so I mean, what else did we need? He did bring the pissy jeans from Davilcon 1. He redeemed himself. Oh, the couch cushions, holy shit.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Vinny did a great job setting that up. He went out and bought black lights for it, so that people could go in there and analyze all the stains that are on the couch cushions, those are gross. And the hazmat sign that was next to him was fucking hilarious That was great another shout out to Lockie Yeah, what all what list up that Lockie brought the cornhole board. Those are so cool. I didn't know he did those Oh, yeah, those are incredible. He does anything just the best work. So sheets shitter sin
Starting point is 00:42:39 Mailed the couch cushions props to sheet shitter sin more on him in a bit Nailed the couch cushions, props to Sheet Shitterson, more on him in a bit. Locky came in and brought so much cool shit. He also did a whole thing for the All Apologies podcast. I don't know if you saw that in the Rickles room, it was back there. But a lot of cool stuff. But yeah, those hazmat sign was Locky too.
Starting point is 00:42:58 A lot of great creators who dedicate their creative efforts to helping all of this be more fun. So we appreciate that. That's the part of this community and I'm gonna get into the dabbler of the year award that didn't actually work at the day because I'm gonna play all the videos that I had put together for it
Starting point is 00:43:15 because the best part. The one Vinny fucked up. Yeah, the one Vinny fucked up. Oh, he was so mad at me. The best part of this community. I was obviously joking obviously Joking what I said, but he just didn't want pizza You're just kidding. All right. I got a bounce. All right, guys. See you buddy. See you buddy. Bye. I don't know. Bye
Starting point is 00:43:41 So the Podcast day was weird for me because it's not my normal prep time I was all sorts of fucked up because normally I get up and I prep until the show starts at 2 and we had to Get over there early. We got over there like 1115 I tried to make sure everything was up and running and things were good and it was was all on time Everything was good. I had to eat some food because I didn't eat any food the day before and So it was a little bit weird. I kind of prepped some on Friday and then some Saturday morning. I forgot to bring one specific cable. I just left it on the desk. I did this at
Starting point is 00:44:10 Hackamania too. I just needed this one cable. I just left it on my desk in my office and so I was trying to run a second monitor because I usually use three monitors but I'm like okay I can do two live and then my second monitor shits about immediately. Right out of the gate. Like, fuck. So now I'm there trying to recreate my screen and get everything crammed in so I can still see my notes and play my videos.
Starting point is 00:44:34 I'm just like, hey Anthony, what do you think about Rob Saw? I'm like, please, just fill some time for me while I get this figured out. That man has been put on the spot for that a couple of times. By me specifically New York It wasn't anything like New York I quickly Did hopefully most people didn't even realize it was happening, but the highlight of the W ATP show
Starting point is 00:45:00 And I thought that our first segment with John and Rob Saul was great And then we did Opie which I always love talking to Anthony about Opie stuff I got to talk to him more about it on Sunday brunch, which was great We did the biggest problem in the universe without Dick Masterson Tony from hack the movies was asked to join vetoed as Walde and veto was completely unprepared That was only yeah, and Tony was there at the show. So it worked out great. Lucy and Andy came up and presented that part. But the highlight to me was Melton's security video.
Starting point is 00:45:32 I asked him. I've seen it three times since. I just have to confess. Yeah, no, it's amazing. We've seen this, but we've never seen it from this angle before, and it's so much funnier. So if you don't know what I'm talking about, and I pleaded with Patrick to let us do this,
Starting point is 00:45:48 when John was going cross country, he made a stop in Las Vegas, and he was gonna go to everyone's house and beat them up. He didn't go to Kevin Brennan's building, he also went to Patrick Melton's house. He was supposed to go by Anthony's and Shulies, he didn't make it to those places, but whatever. So he decided he was gonna put on this whole show,
Starting point is 00:46:03 bravado, I'm gonna go beat this guy up, and Patrick had it recorded immediately while it was happening. And he was gonna put it out as part of his show, Nobody Likes Onions, but then the Kate Meany stuff happened, and so much happened that week that John was traveling across country, then it became like old news immediately.
Starting point is 00:46:22 So he was just kinda sitting on it, and I go, well Patrick, you're sitting on this footage. Why not bring it? No one's gonna appreciate it more than this crowd here at DabbleCon, and I was right about that. People went fucking nuts for it. It was insane. Yeah, so let me just play some of it.
Starting point is 00:46:37 So this is John getting ready to fight. I love the slow reveal of the opening sequence. Oh, the opening sequence? I wasn't gonna play that. Oh, okay, sorry. Yeah, no, I mean, talk about it, though. Well, you hear him, but you don't see him walking into frame very slowly and very tough guy-ish.
Starting point is 00:46:52 Yeah. Followed by Vegas, Peter Sayles, Jerry. But he looks like a little person. Yeah, no, no, no. That's what's so funny about it. Yes. Perfect angle. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:06 Okay, so now we've yeah. So we have to see all this stuff before this. Oh, **** it. We just play that. You talked about it. It's funny. I'll do it. Here he comes in the frame. His postures are weird. So beer sales Jerry there has two tasks. He's going to have to film John doing this, but he also has to give him this device that John has. What is this device that John has?
Starting point is 00:47:55 Does anybody know? Didn't somebody say it was because he doesn't have aux in his car or Bluetooth or anything and it's his car speaker, radio, something? Yes. So this is the radio he uses in his car because his car is so old, he doesn't have Bluetooth. He can't just listen to shit from his phone like the rest of the world.
Starting point is 00:48:14 I was gonna say America, the world. And so John's such a poor man that he has this device that he plays his music on while he's in his car. Yeah, but what is it? It's nothing I've ever seen before. Okay, all right. It's almost like one of those old, if you guys remember when Sirius,
Starting point is 00:48:33 ah, he's getting warmed up with the box and stuff. Oh, I love that. If you guys remember when Sirius first came out, they obviously had the cars with the car antenna, or you can get, I got the car antenna, went up on the magnet on the roof and then the Wire came in you put in the aux and you listen to it go way back But then they also had the freestanding radio the hardware. Yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:48:53 It's almost like one of those old radios you would get for satellite way back in the day before they were streaming on the internet All right. He's waiting for Jerry to figure out whatever he's got to figure out. All right, we got to do this. What's going on? I love that Melton put this together for us. It's so funny. I wish John would just start hitting Jerry like a heavy bag. Come on, Jerry, let's go.
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Starting point is 00:50:38 He never went up to the door. He never rang a doorbell. He never knocked. He's just standing pretty far away and screaming in the middle of the street. it's almost like he doesn't want any conflict and I love this master image of the shadow that's twice as tall as him he got there real early in the day did he fucking sun's almost down already I said we have a talk Well, man Here we go
Starting point is 00:51:13 Battle spazzy thing. I love these tough guys do Yeah, right before they dance Let's rub our nipples together come on It's so great. And then this video. The only thing he even did there was bust his own stuff. Right. Dropping it on the pavement.
Starting point is 00:51:41 My favorite part about this video is how he picks it up. Yeah. This man is how he picks it up. Yeah. Yeah This man is not long for this world. In fact, he's gonna fight anyone is insane. He's not gonna fight anyone No, he definitely could not The bagel boss would be the shut of this guy He whispers yeah, just as I suspected No one's coming out even though I'm standing in the middle of the road and looking towards his house So watch watch him pick up his stuff here Whoa, whoa! What is that, Grandma?
Starting point is 00:52:26 What are you doing? Grandma, let me get that for you. You look like you're struggling there. Oh no. Can you imagine his neighbors sitting outside grilling and this is happening? So this is a W for him. Yeah, this was all planned out. Then I'm going to walk away, I'll be looking back and yelling at the house and you'll be
Starting point is 00:53:00 filming me. This is all embarrassing. It was the highlight of my weekend, honestly. I love this version of it, because I saw obviously what he did. But this is so much better. And now that it's out there, I want to see what the fans do with it,
Starting point is 00:53:15 like when he was going for his walk. Yeah, you're right. There was a jillion brilliant pictures. That is a good call. Now, so yes, that was a troll hunter. That was my highlight as well. We'll get into the tapes and uncle Rico in just a moment. Kiel all the juice. $1. That's creative. Skippy Oh, 20 bucks is great show. Watch it online.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Any chance you could remove the porn bomb from the replay next time. Not easy to explain to my wife why I'm watching someone screaming that they hate basketball Americans while a woman shits. Oh, come on you can exploit that How hard could it be come on? Leave a verse code with ten bucks great job kids fun time at or a hashtag leavey horse Thanks, leavey verse great hanging out with Bob. Yeah, and all those guys We got a lot of fun times back in the green room and up on stage, obviously SD 1 a 75 bucks Debbie started on fire began teetering with Brian fell into abyss with missy LTB full-blown disaster Disaster with you surely before recovery big time was this close
Starting point is 00:54:24 Everyone following that no for recovery, big time was this close. Everyone following that? No. But it sounds like mostly complaints. Abyss was missy LTB. Big time was the closer. Okay, that was fun. We had fun. Oh, Locky, Locky's here, great weekend.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Jingles crushed the memorial. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, Locky, you were awesome at this. Thanks for all you do. Mark Epitista, double count three. The dabblers take me to Thursday. I see what tomatoes. Yes. Plus a free care, uh, kayaking, kayaking brunch in the scene. Shit trenches on Sunday. Scenic sent trench. Scenic shit trenches, thank you. Wow, that was the hardest thing I've ever read for some reason.
Starting point is 00:55:08 Thank you, Mark Evatista. I'd be down with that. I'm not getting in those trenches. Cape Coral's beautiful, these fucking assholes. How do you pronounce this person's name? Destraga? Destraga, Destriga. JetBlueSucks, I'm trapped in Rochester,
Starting point is 00:55:25 Devilcon 2 is great. I'm glad how personable everyone at Devilcon was. My flight is also Wednesday, I live in Queens. So it's not so bad. You're trapped in Rochester, you live in Queens, you can make the drive? Yeah. You can make it happen, but I'm sorry to hear that,
Starting point is 00:55:39 that sucks. That does suck. What is happening? What is happening? I'm not even sure, it's August. What's all this weather? Why are all these flights being canceled? This happens in the wintertime sometimes, but it's weird. I got home in five minutes. Grum TV is a new member. Thank you. Grum TV, Jay Phoenix, five bucks. Joe will be so happy to hear that Gene Simmons asked about him
Starting point is 00:56:00 and mentioned his music video. Yes, he will. He'll be very excited. He remembers that for sure. Zach, cop in five bucks. What an amazing weekend. Carl, Zen and Potato killed Friday night. Jenny jingles, you are a pretty lady. What an amazing weekend. Chris, you the man.
Starting point is 00:56:13 Thank you. Thanks, Zach. Thank you. It's good to see you, man. Oh, it's gonna be Tukey's, the other guy we met. DC2 is amazing. Haven't had that much fun in a long time. Hmm, guess I should get out more.
Starting point is 00:56:23 Yes. I talked to a lot of people who that was really a highlight for them. So I'm glad to hear that we could do that. OJ ruled. Hi Kev. Thank you, Flat Cat Jessica. Darth Nugs. My wife knows very little about all this and she loved the roast. The Bob Cardiff Zen combination set the tone for a great weekend. Thanks guys. Yes, I agree. They were fantastic. Hey, my boy Hulkamania! Gifted in five. Who are these podcast memberships? If you were gifted a membership, that means you can watch Who Are These Podcasts live every Wednesday and Saturday. You get a link if you go to the community tab on
Starting point is 00:57:00 YouTube. Also, we put out two bonus shows every single month. I actually put out the entire Curly's podcast video from DabbleCon for members. It's also up on our Patreon if you want to sign up for that. Nick Jr. 10 bucks. I missed the Saturday night event because some family obligations, but being there and hanging with everyone was fantastic. By the way, I was burned out. Still worth it. Thank you so much. It was a long weekend. A lot of festivities. I don't know why we do so much. It's crazy. Watch people to get their money's worth.
Starting point is 00:57:28 We do. John's Give Me Halloween Hand. Jay Jingles killed with the singing, See You in Ferndale. Yay! Oh, John's Give Me Halloween Hand. Please introduce yourself. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:39 I have name tags for a reason. And Helcomania gets it another 10! What? For these podcast memberships. That's amazing. Hulkamania! Yay, Super Chats! Here comes the money! Here we go! Thanks for the Super Chat. Hulkamania, you might also agree we need more weekly curve stomping threats from the Army Major.
Starting point is 00:58:03 Waste dear five bucks. It was my first live show. Worth riding six hours one way and getting caught in the rain going back. I definitely be going into more in the future. Thank you. Yay. Waste Dear, thanks for coming.
Starting point is 00:58:14 Thanks for making the drive. Tell your friends it is worth coming to these live shows. 76 SPZL, love karaoke. Jenny helped me with Orange Crush. I did. Okay, that's a fun one.'s barely. I just stood there to support Dave Daffler remember for 12 months What is that key chains? Yes? We had the key change. He did actually oh my gosh
Starting point is 00:58:35 I have whole various keys. I should have brought one down here I'll show you guys another time, but Ted's key chain Emporium. Do you go grab one? No, that's fine I'll explain it because you can't really see it anyway That's true. Sent me a giant bag of keychains. We had them there for people and It was just this little plastic clear like that big Square with our logo so tiny in the middle. It was the smallest thing possible. It was very funny. I loved it
Starting point is 00:59:03 Fungi Brian says, DabbleCon absolutely blew away all of my expectations. Everyone was nicer in person than I could have hoped for and the roast was epic. Thank you guys so much. Thank you. I'm glad to hear that. I agree. The Reverend should say, Pepper Pooper, I was not consulted on the doo doo bombs just saying. No, you were not. You were not a part of it. Rumpel Trench Co. to Colombo podcast, Milton Security footage was unbelievable. That idiot literally was picking a flight with an empty house. And he didn't even win.
Starting point is 00:59:32 The Area 51 writer says, hi, Akara. Also, please cover Chris Chan, new video, and Cyrax FSJ. Oh, is there a new Chris Chan video? That is the second request of that today. It might be the same person, but yeah. Chris Chan is so boring, but I heard that there's something interesting going on, so I will check into that.
Starting point is 00:59:48 Thank you. Red, four, seven, three, five bucks. Sorry, I couldn't make it. It looked like a blast. Hoping for Devil Com 3 if John is still alive or another East Coast WTP live show. Hell yeah. Ferndale ain't that far. Dang lizard, two euros.
Starting point is 01:00:02 It's going to be Devil Com 3 and we put the fun in funeral. Yeah. Oh wow it's very possible I Just a more morbid thought instead of the cushions. It's gonna be like a coffin That's too bad Anyway, they were like it was that bug says yo, I never get to dip my show is about to pop online Thanks for blowing our spot figured I'd stop in and at least pay respects. Thank you, Garrett Franklin. I appreciate that. And who's this guy? Who's this guy? Dr. Steve from weird medicine just gifted 10. Who are these podcast memberships? Thank you, Dr. Steve. Everybody was missing him, including me. Yeah, it was, he did so much for the show and he was a highlight. Blind Mike was singing his praises
Starting point is 01:00:46 when he was reviewing the roast. Steve contributed so much to the show and it was fantastic. Would've been great if he was there, but he still brought it. Was a big presence. And sold some dabble dice. Oh right, did I get dabble dice? I don't think so.
Starting point is 01:01:00 Fuck! I want dabble dice. I've run in merch. I might know a guy.. Hey doc do something for us Zen pigs and thanks for giving me a shout out. I said it was Zen pick but yeah, it's fine I was told I stole that for what chatter KJ coming to 20 bucks can't wait for SJ shadow boxing outside in Milton's house to be turned into a song Hating for a Boston show but live stream devil cat 2 was fun. Well. Hager Lee writing for a Boston show, but live stream, DabbleCon 2 was fun.
Starting point is 01:01:26 Well, thank you, KJ, for being there. And yeah, I would like to go to Boston. Yeah, we've been forgotten. I'm sad that Carl didn't invite me after all those sexy texts you sent me. I was so sad I took a walk to the local basketball court and sucked off a team of men to prove I'm not gay. That's how you do it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:44 That's how you do it. Yeah. I have not heard anything about dabble con six shows combined. Couldn't compare to my anniversary show. Your fat, ugly, autistic audience couldn't even muster up an F slur chant. Another win for the toe. I have to say, buying Mike show yesterday. it's fantastic. He covered a lot of the Kevin Brennan stuff and DabbleCon stuff, because Mike watched all of it, but also covered what happened with Aaron Imhold after his 10th anniversary show, which was last weekend,
Starting point is 01:02:13 where he came on, he was all proud of himself, and he thought it went great, and he's patting himself on the back, and then Melton releases the tapes, and it shows that his audience is stuck in 1983, where they're just chanting gay slurs and racial slurs, and he's cheerleading the whole thing, and he's trying to get a job back in radio.
Starting point is 01:02:33 So this happens, and everyone's just like, whoa, what the fuck, dude? And he's like, guys, after saying how great it was, now the haters can't even hate, because everything was so amazing, then he comes back on after everything leaks, and he goes, I don't think we can do comedy shows anymore, you guys can't control yourselves.
Starting point is 01:02:47 Even though he was leading the chance and was definitely encouraging people to do it, then he turned around and was like, yeah, this has nothing to do with me, guys. That's not what I do. And Mike broke that down masterfully, so. Worth checking out. Fucking Hughzy.
Starting point is 01:03:00 Hughzy Entertainment was five pounds. My Devil Got Dude tickets just arrived. Can't wait to see you all this weekend. Dibs on singing where Eagles dare on karaoke. You know that band, Carl? Fetheon five bucks says I heard you were dissing Utica. Next time you're looking for an upside down sheet pizza, take your business elsewhere Rumpel-drench-go Dr. Steve kill it the roast like it was his job. Oh I like it. I see what you did there That's from a Colombo podcast grum TV ten bucks very great show super lovely meeting everyone both creators and chanters alike
Starting point is 01:03:47 Thank you everybody. No matter where you live making the trip is. Skull RIP John's cushions. Yes, we did finally retire John's cushions once and for all. What are you gonna pay to sit on my cushions? No, no one was allowed to touch them. I love what John thought. The whole event was just gonna make people pay to sit on his couch. No, no, we brought a bunch of shows
Starting point is 01:04:03 and nothing had to do with people touching your couch. All right, let's talk about the tapes. So Uncle Rico comes on and their whole show format is just playing the Kate Meany phone calls, the wildly illegally recorded Kate Meany phone calls, and there was some mixed reaction to it. So I wanted to get your guys' take on what you thought was the highlight. What did we learn about this? I thought it was gonna be so much worse. A lot of people did, but it was pretty bad. I think- It wasn't great, but-
Starting point is 01:04:36 There was a lot of buildup, there was a lot of expectation, but there's some crazy shit. Well- That John said, I mean, he implemented himself in a lot of federal crimes. I understand why he wouldn't want those out for certain reasons, but it's not any worse than some of the stuff that he just says normally. Oh, I don't know about that.
Starting point is 01:04:55 What did you think, producer Chris? What was the? Well, what stuck out for me was the cocaine segment. Yes, now I went to the bathroom, so I missed some of that. Okay, but you got the gist of it from other people. Okay. When I think about when it was revealed that there was recordings,
Starting point is 01:05:13 his fake concern for Kate and his outrage about this, him calling Kate's mom and all that, and it turns out that he's planning on doing coke with her. Yeah, he was the one saying, why don't you come to my nephew's wedding, I'll bring the blow for us. And it's not like I'm surprised, but it's just that he would spin it that way afterwards.
Starting point is 01:05:35 It's crazy that this asshole could be like, yeah, she needs an intervention, someone's gotta help her, I just want a caring friend. Like, no you're not, you're just pissed that she rejected you obviously we all see it It's so obvious and it's why we're doing this and it's trying to get her mom involved or any family members involved in that Yeah, such a scumbag movie such a piece of shit And that's why anytime people feel bad for John and we all go through these things were like ah maybe it's too much
Starting point is 01:05:59 And he does something like that like oh, no. He's garbage. He's a garbage person. Yeah, who deserves everything he gets in life Yep, so that was my main take Yeah, that was my main take too was the coke stuff He was shipping it to his house in Cape Coral, but then also throwing his buddy hit Mandana to the boss and say The boss got a lot of reaction for ya say like oh, yeah that guy can even get coke for us We'll get a couple grams We'll be good to go. I can't imagine Going to a family member's wedding and my plan is to be zooted.
Starting point is 01:06:30 You know what I'm gonna do at this wedding? I'm gonna be fucking zooted out of my mind the whole time. That'd be great. Even in your buddy's wedding, do you need that much blow? No. How long do you plan on being there? Right, that's an after the wedding activity, in my opinion, but what do I know I just what a scumbag
Starting point is 01:06:46 He is and that that I think is gonna hurt him with his family a lot Because I can only imagine that his brother whoever you know was putting on that wedding She's like dude. That was your plan to show up here and do drugs at your nephew's fucking wedding With a girl with that idiot Yeah, oh yeah, so that is the other thing is her fucking lab at your nephew's fucking wedding with a girl who's With that idiot? At the age of you? Yeah. Oh yeah, so that is the other thing is her fucking laugh. Brutal. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:13 I don't know how he puts up with that. It's somewhere between a cry and a yodel. I mean, if John pretends that he didn't wanna fuck her, you don't have multiple phone calls with her if you're not trying to fuck her. Cause that is hard. That's a good point. To deal with.
Starting point is 01:07:27 Then what are you doing? Then what are you doing? You're torturing everyone. It's crazy. And you know, Kate's playing into it. I'm not saying that this is the real Kate Meany. We don't know. She knows she's recording this
Starting point is 01:07:38 and that she's gonna hand it over to other podcasts to play. But it's nuts the way that she responds to John, anyone ever tell you how funny you are? One of the highlights. No, that was great. Have we ever told you how funny you are? One of the highlights on there, she is just building him up so she can knock him down,
Starting point is 01:07:57 and she did that masterfully. Okay, so Uncle Rico ends, we go out and get some dinner, it was very nice, we come back to the show and it's time for the Debbie Awards, my parents were there, very nice to see mom and dad hanging out in the crowd, got a nice applause break from my father. I actually teared up a little.
Starting point is 01:08:17 Yeah, you got some really good news. It was really lovely. With his cancer and so that was fantastic. Now we were supposed to start the show with a musical number, now last year we did one supposed to start the show with a musical number. Now last year we did one. Mike Morse wrote us a musical number. It was gonna be me and Julie coming up and singing.
Starting point is 01:08:30 And we decided not to do it. But I printed it out, Jen, if you wanna maybe sing a little bit of it so people can see what they might have missed out on. Okay, I don't really know this song, but I will try. It is, you know, John is quite stupid, she and putrid okay? John is quite stupid do she and putrid. Let's honor that idiot. We're stuttering tonight
Starting point is 01:08:55 He is a nitwit bloated old tip shit brains of a simian. We're stuttering tonight John is a drunk. he is so dumb, and for two bucks you can insult his, I don't know how the song goes at all. Yeah. His nasty feet smell a midget in cell. Five foot three and he's not very bright. Hangover tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:09:19 Yeah, hangover tomorrow, stuttering tonight. And it goes on. And it goes on and on. So you get the point. I don't know if that would have been a highlight. I would shoot out just like, yeah, I'll just start the show. That's fine. But thank you for Mike Morris for writing that. All right. So this is what I really wanted to show you guys. Two things coming up right now. The first is I was going up to present the Dabbler of the Year I was going up to present the Dabbler of the Year nominees.
Starting point is 01:09:48 And so I cut these videos together and I gave them to Lunar Tunes critic who was helping us out and putting the finishing touches on it so that we could present this to recognize, this is an incredible community of creators. I mean, we were talking about it before with all the people, Troy Smith and Locky and all these people who do so much for the shows and
Starting point is 01:10:06 These guys who have these YouTube channels that make amazing content from stuttering John stuff I really wanted to make sure that we acknowledge them. And so this is what got corrupted and Didn't play. This is the D dabler of the year nominees you drunk You must be drunk yes, you can turn the handle and open it turn the handle Yes, there's somebody knocking on my door. I don't know who it is. He won't leave Me that might be the television you're fucking waiting for, bro. Go away! I'm calling the police! Now what?
Starting point is 01:10:50 Now you're trying to phone with me? I said go away! Hello? Dude, you're meds? You taking meds, man? You taking your meds, bro? Can you please send a squad car here? Thank you. You are drunk.
Starting point is 01:11:08 Enjoy life in a cage. Enjoy life in your fucking... wheelchair prison. And don't worry quad, don't worry. You don't cross you think your life is that it's not gonna change now You wait for it wait for it Why do you why you're attacking dr. Steve Oh And attacking my Me
Starting point is 01:12:19 This is fucking pocky Abandoned everybody mr. Muddybags Mr. Super fucking down the pocket What happens? Goodbye, Gino Goodbye, Christy Goodbye, what's the other dude? Joanna and uh What the fuck's the other guy's name?
Starting point is 01:12:43 I had him on my show too. Oh, Schultz, whatever. Goodbye. People who are just listening to this or don't know what this is, so Psych, C-Y-K-E, has this amazing thing where he takes stuttering John, deep fakes Anthony's voice and face on John and makes it Anthony as John,
Starting point is 01:13:03 redoing what John said on the show. It's incredible. I'm with the body, yeah. I'm with the body man. Yeah. Where'd you meet? At the book, on the pallium. At the book, on the pallium. But before we get to me, somebody told me I should read out this message to John. OK.
Starting point is 01:13:39 I'm not here to play games anymore. He is now going to face consequences and repercussions that he will never be able to recover. Let's see if his family believes all the recordings about them or are me just planting fake seeds. Wow. Whoa. You still got your Mensa.
Starting point is 01:14:02 Mensa math. Where's John? I'm gonna play hero or the victim today, loser. Both. Mike Sady, Shinien, and everybody that you don't leave reverse. Yeah, who gives a fuck about that dumb show? Oh, he got written over by Steve Roller and Roger Rabbit, okay. Yeah, that would be- Ooh!
Starting point is 01:14:17 Well, he obviously has come backing up into his brain. You're a celebrity is not why you've gone to hate your behaviors. What a lame response to your children showing no empathy or saying what please put towards your therapy built for stress I will playboy John Dupree. I know what that means When the Don wins you ladies are really gonna lose it No, no, no, no, no, hey night of the living deadbeat if you want to answer that question ask your mom. She knows She chitters at me. This is incredible. Oh my God. We're all mad that we don't have any credit. What did that bring you?
Starting point is 01:15:13 Back to me. Awesome. That was awesome. Orson Welles. Louis Vuitton's credit. Wow. That was awesome. Awesome. Louis James Curtis. That was awesome. Louis James Curtis. That's just the New York in me.
Starting point is 01:15:31 You can take the New Yorker out of New York. When I was in California. Cause you can take the New Yorker, wait is it? Oh. You can't take, it oh you can't take wait you can you might take the New York you can't take oh man I can't remember the saying I feel like George W Bush has an actual John Quote right there. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 01:16:07 So great stuff and then my whole switcheroo gag was gonna be and the winner is, and then play this. If you had. Has your son ever queued in your bank shopping? For an opportunity. If you had. Has your son ever queued in your bank shopping? For an opportunity.
Starting point is 01:16:26 So that's right. The devler of the year, and who could say otherwise. Well deserved. The Debbie Award went to Rocco Burrow for getting in one of the funniest John Ask interview questions live in Atlantic City, right next to centering John Gwadis. John breaks away from him like his son just
Starting point is 01:16:44 queefed in his face. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Maybe he had John Gwendoz. John breaks away from him like his son just queefed in his face. Yeah, you're right. Maybe he had PTSD from that. Yeah. Like, no memories of it. Why, is he here now, queefing? Huh, what? I can't take it anymore.
Starting point is 01:16:56 So the other thing that happened that didn't happen on the show, I was very bummed about that, is that Shuley got Chip Chipperson to put together an acceptance speech on behalf of Sheet Shitterson. Now, if you don't know this, you should. Sheet Shitterson just put together
Starting point is 01:17:12 part one of a documentary about the dabble verse in Centering John that is fantastic. Definitely worth a watch. And unfortunately it came out, it wasn't considered for the Dabler of the Year award because of the time it came out. But we wanted to give him extra recognition and so we had Chip accept the award on his behalf.
Starting point is 01:17:35 And this would have been great, I don't know why this wasn't able to be played that night because this would have been fantastic in the room. All right, well, you know, I do want to mention one other person if that's okay, and I'm taking this dabby for this person based on very recent work that they did, an amazing documentary, part one of a documentary. Well, I will say that Sheech Anderson is going to get this dabby number one. And number two, we will play his acceptance video on Rico and it's accepted by the one
Starting point is 01:18:17 and only Chip Chippersen. So tune in for that. Hold on a second. I got to make a surprise appearance. I'll eat your cooter in a second. Well, well, well. It looks like fucking the Dabby Award has been given to Sheet Shitison Congratulations, he's asked me to accept on his behalf. I couldn't be prouder of you. I like the name
Starting point is 01:18:54 It's got a really nice flow to it and Listen, we got to really roast some people Hold on a second. I had a little bit of little Flem caught behind my tongue Let's rose fucking Carl from fucking what? Hey fucking Carl. Who are these podcasts? What are you fucking? What are you doing in Rochester fucking? Nah, just hanging out in upstate, New York or something
Starting point is 01:19:21 Hey fucking schooley. I hear in Huntsville, Alabama. What are you fucking hunting for peckers or something hey fucking shooley I hear in Huntsville Alabama what are you fucking hunting for peckers or something and fucking uh hey cool me off fucking roast cool me up hey I heard you went down to fucking uh you went down south what are you fucking missed the nice warm weather or something what are you fucking doing down there enjoying the fucking sun or something? Hey Carl, what are you doing up there in Rochester looking at a bunch of clouds or something? Hey fucking Shuley, what are you doing in Alabama
Starting point is 01:19:52 fucking having sex with a relative or something? Hey fucking Cheech It, I said what did you do to deserve the Davy Award at the DabbleCon? How did you get the Davy Award? What does that mean? And why would I accept it on your behalf? Does it mean you're a big fucking pecker sucker? It's so naught in order to accept it, you know.
Starting point is 01:20:15 I'll accept it for him. Hey, this is for the fucking guy I gotta share a mouth with and then just pretend I'm eating a lollipop once in a while while I close my eyes. I fucking hate it. Anyway,, listen have a good time at fucking dabble con and Congrats on the dabby award. Daddy's really happy for you. Listen Carl and shooley and fucking cool me Hope I didn't roast you guys too bad fucking Tony gets really sensitive, you know, anyway
Starting point is 01:20:40 Have a good time. You're all pecker suckers You're all pecker suckers The great sheet shitter sin and chip chippers in accepting his award Try to explain that to my parents Well documentary is a great introduction to people who are one, look, perhaps you've been made to sleep on the couch until you get over this W-A-T-P thing or whatever, the devil verse thing. Just one hour, it's about an hour.
Starting point is 01:21:17 Yep, it's an hour, and it definitely sets everything up. You understand it immediately. Yes. It's great. Now, there's another documentary that just dropped by Mondays. Mondays always calls in the W-A-T-P fan of. Yes. It's great. Now. There's another document that just dropped by Mondays Mondays always calls in the WTP fan of the show. He was there. He was there. We can talk to him He also did a fantastic documentary
Starting point is 01:21:34 It just dropped a few days after this amazing one by sheet chinerson, but it's getting a lot of views people are checking out He has a little bit of a different angle on it And I love his angle on it because it's for those people who follow other low cows on the internet, but haven't really followed Settling John. So if you're into King Cobra or Chris Chan or Cyrax or... And you should be. Right, or any of these guys that people goof on
Starting point is 01:21:59 on the internet, and you go, okay, why are we goofing on John? And it kinda explains, just like Chris Chan, John does this, or just like King Cobra, he's an alcoholic, and just like, and so it kinda shows clips of other world, cause people know, and shows what John's up to, and it's a great way if someone does understand the internet and what's going on,
Starting point is 01:22:19 but doesn't follow John's a great way to introduce those people to it, both documentaries are worth watching. For everyone watching this, they're both worth watching. So then we had the Dabby Awards, fantastic. And I think a Dabby came out of Lucy Titebox at one point. At least one. There's a lot of things going on at the Dabby Awards. She broke one.
Starting point is 01:22:41 After that, yeah, we did break one. Shulie thought it was made out of solid gold. I had to take them out of his bag. And then they had the dabler dance party, and that was what everyone thought was going to suck, and they were right. You know, it was just kind of like they put on some music, and people just kind of stood around.
Starting point is 01:23:00 I wasn't, I shouldn't even say that. I wasn't even there because I was trying to take care of business at that point You know everything figured out, but you know was there at the dance party That would be our friend Rocco burrow Yeah, so we we had Cardiff on earlier we We're talking about getting out of Rochester and how difficult that was Yeah, I didn't understand it, but all of a sudden we just it started pouring
Starting point is 01:23:30 We got to I left the hotel at 4 right and my flight was supposed to be like Six-ish or something and it started raining and all of a sudden we just saw all these flights getting canceled But ours was not immediately canceled. It was delayed Okay, stop you right there. Mm-hmm. So I was also in Rochester yesterday and It was raining but it doesn't stop airplanes from flying. It does now Dude I have no idea but my problem wasn't the weather in Rochester was because my plane was in Baltimore, right? but they were also saying because we're going you know, is there any other option because we it just kept getting delayed getting delayed getting delayed and We're like, is there any other option, you know Syracuse Buffalo Albany and they're like everything's everything in upstate New York is
Starting point is 01:24:22 Unavailable and if you don't if this plane doesn't come and you don't get out tonight, you won't leave Rochester on a plane until Wednesday. So, Rocco, you texted me that. And I went, there's no fucking way that's possible because we literally have five or six flights a day, the flight in New York, and a couple to go to Chicago, and some to go to Detroit. It's like, you can get to a major hub
Starting point is 01:24:42 and get anywhere from that hub. How is it possible you'd have to wait four fucking days to get home? It doesn't make any sense to me All right, I don't know but like we said, did you mention the Melton thing? I talked about it briefly, but yeah, go ahead Okay. Yeah, because apparently Melton who left on Sunday They were so desperate to get people out because apparently they had had cancellations for like the last couple of days Yeah They were so desperate to get people to give up their seat that they offered him like $1,500 in hotel until like Tuesday.
Starting point is 01:25:11 That's crazy. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of people say yes to that. Yes. I definitely would have took that. But he was going to Scotland. I mean, he's not saying yes to that. He's got shit to do. Right, right. So I just kept looking for well because the big problem was My dad was watching my daughter and my dad goes home tomorrow So today was supposed to be the day that we actually get to do stuff together and all that I feel like you care about your kids Damage control I just want to be home with my daughter. Okay sure
Starting point is 01:25:46 Yes, she was very upset so grandpa told her that tokey was on a special mission from Santa Some gifts how you gonna? Yeah, I was gonna say how you gonna cover that yeah, right? Well, we had to get some gifts likes Cleveland commander Jersey? We're not even know the name of their team that sounds right so I had seen that pretty much like Cleveland would be the best bet that's the flying home to Denver as early as we could so wow Yeah, you drove a car again As we returned the rental car, so then we have you we rented a car again as we returned the rental car.
Starting point is 01:26:26 So then we had to rent the car again and we drove all night to Cleveland. And we- Quick question for you because I'm very familiar with the Rochester airport. I spent a lot of time there. Yeah. What is open at midnight in the Rochester airport?
Starting point is 01:26:38 Nothing, it's a ghost town. That's the thing. And we didn't even know if the car rental- Right, that's what I'm thinking. I would think that that would just all be, everyone went home, we're done. Right, and you can't leave because the security shut down at a certain point. I think it was like 11.30 or something.
Starting point is 01:26:54 Oh, Jesus. And you can't really see. Right when we went, right at 12 o'clock, when they told us the flight was canceled, we went down. The rent a car, the whole department or whatever was booming. This was bigger than when I landed at like six at night. Wow. That makes sense. All the gabblers trying to leave.
Starting point is 01:27:13 Yeah, I don't know. Okay, cool. So you were able to rent a car and then you had to drive. So now it's one in the morning and now you're starting a trip to Cleveland. Yes. Jesus, what a day. So we did that. At least you're heading west. Yes. You got it early on Sunday too. Do you want to talk about that though?
Starting point is 01:27:29 Uh on Sunday. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Sunday, I went shooting with some fantastic beloved chatters. Diesel, the Rottweiler and Linky. Diesel, the Wattler. Diesel, the Rottweiler is a former like military guy he was he had all these different types of guns we got to shoot like maybe ten different cut types Of guns that's amazing. They have this private. What area of the city were you in we were doing this We're out in the middle of the woods, and it was amazing. It was something I'll never forget.
Starting point is 01:28:07 So thank you, Diesel and Linky, for inviting me to do that. That's awesome. But how was the drive then? Did you take shifts, or you just drive it all the way to Cleveland? I drove the first two hours, and I was fading. And thankfully, my wonderful wife took over. She did the last two hours.
Starting point is 01:28:25 Well that's a nightmare. So I wanted to talk about the, I said at the beginning we're talking about the highs and the lows from this weekend. And a lot of highs, we've covered a lot of those. Let's talk about the lows. And one of the things people were saying, Rochester's a shithole.
Starting point is 01:28:38 Why are people going to Rochester? It's the argument of New York. And I'm like, guys, it's not so bad. And it was funny how many people, when they got here, just like, oh, it's actually really nice here. This is really beautiful. Being here in the summer is very different
Starting point is 01:28:48 than February, obviously. People are like, oh, this is great. And then after the dabble dance party, one of the guys who drove to the Davvy's got his car stolen. And then I think four or five other people had their car broken into out of the parking lot. So, yeah, pandemonium cops are there.
Starting point is 01:29:04 I'm like, Jesus, come on, really? really we're not a bad neighborhood at the comedy at the Carlson devil cut three everyone sucked so bad such a bummer yeah I felt horrible the guy who had I think his name was Dave the guy who had his car stolen yeah yeah it's possible and I'm really sorry that happened to you, man. That sucked. He didn't live that far away, but I mean, regardless. Well, he couldn't walk home, so. Yeah, right, he's not walking, so that's for sure.
Starting point is 01:29:34 So, got his fucking car stolen. And so we have this thing in Rochester known as the Kia Boys. And it's these teenagers, and this happened to the comedy club, I think we talked about it, it was right before the first AppleCon, where they stole a car, drove it into the doors
Starting point is 01:29:48 and windows in the front, and then stole the ATM, and drove away, and they did that like, three or four other businesses that night, and then smashed open the ATMs and took the money, and one kid left his phone at Comic to Carl's, and he's an idiot, and guess how much trouble they got into? None. Right.
Starting point is 01:30:03 So these guys just keep doing this. Yeah, and I needed an ATM this weekend Thanks, asshole Don't have one of those in here we can't we can't have something fancy like that here in Rochester So yeah, that sucked it sucks if there's people who just go out and rob cars They're just teenagers, and they don't get that there's people who just go out and rob cars, they're teenagers. And they don't get in any trouble, and they just keep doing it.
Starting point is 01:30:27 Did you talk about what you did after the brunch on Sunday? I haven't talked about the brunch yet on Sunday. So Sunday we have our brunch at Radio Social, and they were nice enough to make sure they had a bunch of tables for us, and people RSVP'd out of time. So a lot of people came down to the brunch,
Starting point is 01:30:44 which was awesome. It was. It was lovely. Yep, we got to sit with some awesome fans who were there all weekend. My buddy Darren, who I just met for the first time this weekend, got to hang out with him. And then Anthony and Missy sat with us. And Chris was, I mean, all the WTP guys were there.
Starting point is 01:31:00 Vinny was there. Rocco ended up showing up. Yeah, I sat with Lucy, Brian Johnson, Mary Beth. Yeah, I really apologize for not being at the brunch to anyone who was looking for me. We were shooting guns, so I apologize. I don't blame you. Brian Johnson, Mary Beth, yes, they were awesome.
Starting point is 01:31:20 They hung out with us all weekend. Vinnie made a waitress quitter job. Yeah, Vinnie made a waitress quit her job, that's right. They were fucking up. Okay, another day at social. We explained to them, like, everyone's gonna have separate tabs. I'm not paying for everyone's brunch, you know?
Starting point is 01:31:35 And so I guess they didn't get the memo on that because the servers were wildly confused about how to do any of this. So they'd come to the tables, they'd be like, okay, so what did you get? What did you get? And then they'd come back with a receipt like is this right it's like it can't just fucking run my card I can't figure this out I
Starting point is 01:31:49 told them I'm like I'm paying for me and her I told our server that and he still was just like oh what'd you guys get like so became a big clusterfuck and Vinny he wasn't being obnoxious or anything just being Vinny but a different server ended up coming back to figure out and square up with them, and he ended up finding out that the woman quit. Yep. The server quit mid-shift, trying to serve Vinny brunch.
Starting point is 01:32:15 So. Yeah. Forgot about that. I feel really bad for that server, but what a story. She legit quit? Yeah. She walked out of her shift and left. She left her job.
Starting point is 01:32:26 She's done. Yee! Yeah! Now, also at brunch, and making a presence the entire dabble verse, or dabble con too, was Joey C and Christina and, what's the other guy's name, Spider? Spider, Alomar.
Starting point is 01:32:43 Spider Alomar. So those guys are there. Joey C's wearing his outfit that he has. And Joey's- Can I say something in defense of them? Yeah. I thought for the most part, they were very well behaved. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:59 I thought to Joey a ton. It was great. Oh, but I think people thought that they were gonna try and to inject themselves into the show. I pitched Helga. Helga literally asked me, hey, I was thinking, you know, Carl, maybe you could get me on point dabble point.
Starting point is 01:33:18 And I was like, oh, you mean the game that literally just started two minutes ago and that's why you know the name? Oh, to poke dabble. To poke dabble. Oh, to Poke-a-dabler. Oh, to Poke-a-dabler. I'm sorry, Poke-a-dabler. Yeah, yeah, sorry. Oh, she wanted to get on the show so bad,
Starting point is 01:33:30 when we got there she goes, hey, can I be on the roast? I go, oh, did you write a roast set? She goes, no, I've never written a roast set in my life. I'm like, well then no, you can't be on the roast. I wasn't gonna say yes anyway. But she didn't understand and then she sits there and watched the roast. I'm like, do you see why you weren't a part of the roast?
Starting point is 01:33:43 Like I almost went up there and did 10 to 12 minutes. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you think? But Helga thought she was gonna be there and be like the biggest celebrity there. And then- People were excited to see her. Yeah, people were taking pictures and stuff, but.
Starting point is 01:33:56 But like literally right when you started the game, it's like, why don't you talk to Carl? See if I can get up there. That's hilarious, yeah. Anytime Helga was mentioned, she would stand up and start walking towards the stage like, all right Helga, that's okay, all right, we got it, we got it, that's fine. Yeah, and anytime how good was mentioned she would stand up and start walking towards stage like all right, okay That's okay. We got it. That's fine Yeah, that was that was weird, but you're right high pitch was only there the first night for the roast
Starting point is 01:34:14 He tried to get up on stage. She was like, all right Was that like young girl he had kidnapped and brought there. Yeah And then he didn't come the next day because she liked to live in Elmira or something which is pretty far outside of Rochester and then he went and got Donnie Wahlberg tattoo This is what I heard I heard that high-pitched Eric wasn't there on Saturday at all because he went I know which was really depressing for me, and he got this Donnie Wahlberg like his face tattooed on his thigh I guess he's gonna go on the Howard Stern show in a few weeks when he comes back and get Donnie to sign it or something The dumbest fucking thing
Starting point is 01:34:54 It's a whack packer That's wacky even for a whack packer This is high-pitcher and you're listening to Who Are These Podcasts. Chinese people smell. So, yeah, so where were we going with that rocker? I'm sorry, I took over. No, I was just saying that I thought the Catalanos behaved very well all weekend and they were actually kind of a pleasure to see it sometimes. Yeah, they were having fun with it. People were making fun of them during the roast and
Starting point is 01:35:28 he was laughing along and enjoying it. And then Sunday at brunch, they're having brunch and Joey was telling me, you know, week or two before this, I know the manager of the Rochester Red Wings, our baseball team, AAA affiliate of the Washington Nationals. Bullshit. He goes, I know the manager, and I can get us tickets to the game. I go, okay, cool, man, that'd be neat. So, lo and behold, he goes, yeah, I got 14 tickets.
Starting point is 01:35:51 Just go to Willco, tell him your name, we got you taken care of. Okay, cool, so me and Jen and Missy B., we drop Anthony off back at the hotel. He'd had enough of us. Yeah, which is fine. And the three of us go to the baseball game, and we walk in there, and I'm like, holy shit, Joey C. actually of us. Yeah, which is fine. And the three of us go to the baseball game. And we walk in there, and I'm like, holy shit,
Starting point is 01:36:07 Joey C actually got us. We had to go in through the suites entrance. And so I'm getting on the elevator. I'm like, all right, let's see the suite that we have. I'm like, no, no, no, sir, you're actually out there. I'm like, oh, because we're just at the stadium, OK. Which is fine. It was very nice.
Starting point is 01:36:20 They're great suites. Great suites right behind on play. A billion degrees. Yeah, red hot suites. We almost sat down for a second. We're like, OK, we're out of here. It's got right up. They're great seats right behind on play a Billion degrees yeah Yeah, missy burned her ass literally yeah, it was hot But that was awesome the Joey C hooked us all up. It was cool a whole bunch of us I think there were 14 of us that went to the ballgame. I'm gonna hang it out by the the bar area or the shade and Hung out with everyone. That was fun.
Starting point is 01:36:45 It was fun. It was too much. Yeah, thanks Joey C. Thanks Joey C. What a fucking weekend though. What a crazy weekend. Yeah, it did sound like him bringing the Winnebago and everything.
Starting point is 01:36:55 It sounded like it was gonna be the Jersey Shore pulling in. You know? And they're sweet, lovely people. Very lovely. They enjoyed it. His wife was lovely. They enjoyed every minute of it Then Joey see we were talking a lot at the baseball game and Joey C was asking me my opinion on what type of show he should create
Starting point is 01:37:12 And I was like Joey we got to do is you got to just beg for super chats. That's what everyone loves. That's Format people love these days what you should do is have a goal. You need a goal Joey. What's your goal? What's the number you gotta hit? I would definitely recommend people go back to some of the live streams of them driving up because there are just some hidden gems in there. I mean, there's one point where like him and Christine are just yelling each other like, you know, when you're driving,
Starting point is 01:37:39 you're tired and just want to murder someone. You've just been around people for too long. Right. I asked them how many times they'd shit the trip so far they've both admitted to one time they literally so spider alamar lives in Baltimore right Joey and Christina live in Tampa spider flew down from Baltimore to Tampa to join them at the start of the thing well lo and behold they went to spider's house when they passed Baltimore
Starting point is 01:38:13 I just like to have a shitty time in a way to be go. I'd really like to be here I'd like to make it long enough longer than I needed. I hate traveling. I know we all do Imagining on an airplane Probably two stars probably wasn't even direct and then your job when you get there is to get into a car and drive for three days That sounds awful isn't that what happened to John when he went to Jersey No, I think Vince the lawyer bottom tickets to took him la to Tampa Tampa to Orlando Just to add another stop because it's an asshole and then he flies into Philly and that took a bus to Atlantic City or maybe was journey. Yeah, maybe flew into Newark, and then had to take a bus to Atlantic City from Newark
Starting point is 01:39:04 It was even further Fucking great. Oh fun stuff. We miss you John come back soon, buddy. Come back soon Well rock it was great hanging out with you as always. Yeah. Thank you. I actually do have a question So I looked in my carry-on bag and I got my Dabby, yeah, good, which has Dabby yeah good which has Was it made of chocolate another one you want another one you can't just fucking hot glue it call today Yeah, thank you for your job you by the way well well earned well deserved for the Atlantic City incident I appreciate all it takes is seven
Starting point is 01:39:45 seconds to become the devil of the year. It's like Eminem said uh shot spaghetti mom whatever took a shot one shot sounds like something he would say. I like how you lost confidence immediately. Who's gonna finish this for me? What are you guys? I don't know how it goes He's exhausted Listen to the potato soup tonight, I think he said 8.05 Yes Missed the big long intro We'll be tuned in Love you more than a friend
Starting point is 01:40:15 Bye Rocko Bye I love him What a good dude Michael C, my thoughts on the tapes, Shuley is an oven dodger Interesting Weird Grim Grim Good dude. Yeah. Michael C, my thoughts on the tapes. Shuley is an oven dodger. Interesting. Weird. Grim. Grim.
Starting point is 01:40:28 For five bucks. Love all three of you. Great weekend event. Thank you for the birthday present. Shout out Dr. Steve, the MVP of the roast. Love the doc. Yeah, Dr. Steve's roast was fantastic. His was really funny.
Starting point is 01:40:40 The only thing that hurt him on the roast is that he didn't pause long enough for the laughter. Like how would you know? When you're recording a video, you can't just be like. You know, I'd be weird. There was one moment where he did pause and it was really cute. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:40:56 That's true. I rewatched that also. He was killing it. Yeah. So funny. Well, happy bladed birthday, Grim. I heard Blind Mike complaining. Blind Mike, you know, when he said he was gonna come
Starting point is 01:41:07 and then he decided he probably wasn't gonna be able to make it, and he goes, well, you want me to send in a tape for the roast? I go, no. He's like, but Dr. Steve's allowed to, okay. I see how it is now. Got our priorities. Meredith Hepburny with $7 says,
Starting point is 01:41:23 only came out for the live podcast everyone crushed Even my hubs who was just a pastor to me listening sometimes loved it all it was amazing Well, thank you Meredith happening for making it to the live podcast. I appreciate it Yeah, what's interesting that there were a lot of people who just went to the roast or just went to the dabbies I just went to the podcast and stuff. That's cool. It's cool that you can pick and choose what you want to do Podcasts and stuff. That's cool. It's cool that you can pick and choose what you want to do Texas long dog John would have fucked the impact of the recording saying they were all wise as part of his integrity verification system, correct He was never gonna buy coke off of hitman Dan cuz that guy stomps on it so hard
Starting point is 01:41:59 Fuck that I'm gonna get coke from a real. No, I think John's gonna say that some of it was AI. He's already set this up. He's gonna say a lot of it, not Kate Meaney's laugh, but everything else, AI. Jay Phoenix, live WTP in California, live from Calaback, Calaf, Laughless. Cala-Laughless, that's fine. That's good.
Starting point is 01:42:24 Uncle John Hargis, formerly Lee C. The Kate SJ tapes exposed plenty, but man, I was looking for so much more of him being such a waste of a load. Well, listen, I don't think that, speaking of loads, I don't think Shuley blew his entire load there. I think they have more to play for future episodes. I think they're holding onto a lot more. So stay tuned. Carl's tiny bladder. You didn't miss much during the
Starting point is 01:42:51 tapes sad skull. I don't have a tiny bladder. So it was a long day. Darth Nugs new member. Thank you very much, Darth Nugs. I appreciate you. Steve Hanning, 10 bucks. Just wanted to say this weekend was awesome. We had a ball and everyone was so great can't wait for dabble con three. Yeah, neither can Vinny. He's so excited for it I'm sure everyone's gonna have to yeah We got to do it a different bad deal. Yeah Rumpel trench coat a crumble podcast 10 bucks says all the events were amazing It was great meeting you all had so and so many beloved shadows But the highlight was having brunch with Vinny the last day and our way All the events were amazing, it was great meeting you all, and so many beloved Chattas.
Starting point is 01:43:25 But the highlight was having brunch with Vinny the last day and our wait was over there. So that's hilarious, I didn't know that was you over there. That's really funny. I should point something out real quick, because I think Christian Blatt said something on who are these broadcasters today. They did a special Monday episode where he said, yeah, you know, I'm looking forward to
Starting point is 01:43:47 the magic bag. I'm sure they'll be streaming it just like they did at DabbleCon. No we will not. I cannot pull that off. We were able to do that because that's Vinny's club with all his equipment, tens of thousand dollars of equipment, amazing cameras. Eighty hours put into it. Eighty hours setting all that up, like we're not doing that.
Starting point is 01:44:06 The man has been working 70 hours a week for weeks. I know, I know. He's coming over here tonight too to do the creep off. Hope he's in a better mood. I'll hide upstairs. He's ready to murder me. I know he was. Yay, Super Chats.
Starting point is 01:44:23 Nancy Al with 50 bucks, Thank you, Nasty Al. Watched every second. Always watch on a phone, but watched on TV. 10 year old walks in, rolls his eyes and walks out. Not sure I'm the cool dad anymore. Great job, Al. Jenny has the voice of an angel. Come south.
Starting point is 01:44:37 All right. Thank you, Nasty Al. Thank you, Nasty Al. Nasty Al does so much for the show. He's the best. That Sean guy, five bucks. I wasn't there, but you better believe that I'm going to tell my kids I was it'll be the highlight of my life, and I'll eventually believe it too. Yeah
Starting point is 01:44:51 Guys like Sutterick John just keep repeating line soup can with $50 F John F John yes love it Love it. Good one new chance Succinct dang lizard to the actor the plays be dabbler. So Joey C had the better plan. He was snake Plissken in escape from Rochester. Don't cross the do Yeah, I know he making fun of him for driving but he got he got out of the city How come eight ten bucks Jen is always fine, but Chris city. Hulk can make 10 bucks. Jen is always fine but Chris looking hot too. No it's Jen is always fine. Well if you want to start reading these I mean. No I don't want to read them. Slow it down. Michael Pendowski senior became a new member
Starting point is 01:45:38 and then Michael Pendowski senior became a new member. Not sure how that even works but thank you very much. Yay! I appreciate it. Joseph Collins, five bucks says, Chris Abels and I should join Levyverse. My hot sauce videos are only five, maybe 10 minutes tops though. Okay.
Starting point is 01:45:54 And door goes open. Remember, for six months says, great show order, the stream, Jenny Jengle sings like an angel. Oh, thank you. Jenny's fantastic. Thank you. It was very good.
Starting point is 01:46:05 All right, well, I think that concludes my thoughts. What did I miss? What do you guys wanna discuss as far as other thoughts on the whole weekend? This whole weekend was so amazing. I met so many people, people I've seen before at other shows, and new people who I've never met,
Starting point is 01:46:21 and every single person was so lovely. Like, everybody was great. Nobody was weird or creepy Yeah, no everybody was just like hanging out and there was a lot of people that bought a ticket and came by themselves Yeah, and I saw people hanging around together at tables and just it was really fun like really fun Yeah, like Carl said when we walked in on Friday to get there early and it was already a rager. I know, I was like, oh fuck, I gotta set up the merch table, Jesus.
Starting point is 01:46:50 But it's these people that hung out all day then, all night, then all day again, all night. And then brunch. And yeah, there's no negative vibe, there was no drama. Everyone was so fucking nice. No one peed on anyone's pants that I know of. I mean, I was disappointed too.
Starting point is 01:47:07 I don't know, but. Not even my own. I met a lovely man from Ohio. I wish I could remember his name, but he was just so kind and nice. You know who your husband's sitting right there. Well, that's fine, whatever. Anyway, it was nice to meet him, nice to meet,
Starting point is 01:47:22 there's so many people, and everybody, it's very dapper dressed people as well Yes, impressive good singers Great parody songs for the karaoke night. Yeah people were making up their own parodies and I really cannot wait I kind of want to watch this now. I want to see rockless recording of Cardiff because that was fucking funny. That is funny Cardiff was so pissed at himself Christian blasts as many texts he's happy to stream from Ferndalia, right? Oh boy. Fucking Christian. Yeah, I'm sure they'll stream that just like they did this.
Starting point is 01:47:52 Christian just makes shit up now. He's on my channel just making shit up about shows and things. It's the best. Thanks Christian. Appreciate it. Anything else Chris? I'm good. Okay guys. Appreciate it. Anything else, Chris? I'm good. Okay. Guys, thank you all for joining us for this special emergency episode
Starting point is 01:48:09 that was so important to do. Watch Potato Soup tonight, watch Uncle Rico tonight, watch The Creep Off. The Creep Off is coming on in just over an hour on this very channel, seven o'clock, special episode of The Creep Off, prime time edition of the creep off so
Starting point is 01:48:26 come hang there you can also go to the creep off channel to watch it we simulcast that how big is how this clit how seven and a half inches the question you should be asking is how big is retained because that will tell you that's true because you know how far you get it I don't need to explain this to you. Dr. Steve will explain it. The morning radio. Okay, great show.
Starting point is 01:48:58 Good job everybody. Great job everyone. in the next five minutes. That's for bro. How do I reach these kids? Fuck you! I'm not running a fucking daycare center. What is going on here? Explaining it does not make it any fun. Well, that's retarded. Cunt nuggets.
Starting point is 01:49:43 You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't know it. You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. No one told me there was gonna be boasting.

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