Who Are These Podcasts? - Minisode - Quadfather Turns on Stuttering John
Episode Date: June 12, 2024We had a special bonus episode this week after Stuttering John was once again porn bombed on his show. For some dumb reason John decided this week that he wants to go after Dr. Steve. He obviously did...n't realize how much the entire Dabbleverse loves Dr. Steve. Even his supporters like ClayDabbler, Quadfather, and Dirty Deeds told him to lay off Steve. But instead of learning and course correcting, John decided to double down and eventually melting down. We're also joined by Devil's Joint, the moderator for That Reality Show, with an update on Lisa Boswell who is currently in the hospital. And finally we check in on the latest BS Aaron Imholte is saying about me. According to Steel Toe I can't possibly have my own opinion, I have to go along with whatever my friends say. Trust me Aaron, if I had to agree with everything that Dick Masterson says and does, I wouldn't be long for this world. Tickets are on sale for DabbleCon 2 on August 16th and 17th – https://www.carlsoncomedy.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Are you a boner guy?
Oh, I was a boner guy.
You know what? I miss penis.
What are you talking about?
I'm the one who should apologize.
Is it gonna be absolutely riveting? Is it gonna
change your life by any stretch? Probably not, but it's gonna be at least
entertaining, okay? By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to
shut the fuck up! Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. I've been
dying to say that. Cuz, cuz cuz a row slap a Rooney.
It's showtime.
Welcome to a special emergency episode of Who Are These podcasts? I appreciate all you guys coming in on a rare Tuesday night edition
I know that
Uncle Rico shows coming up tonight. I know it's a tookie soup night
so I wanted to get in and get out because
What a day for Stuttering John. What a meltdown he had. And of course, another porn bomb.
Have it on his channel, I'll be showing that.
Looking forward to showing you guys what went down today.
Of course, he took that episode down, but we have it.
We have it here, we'll be looking at it.
So I wanna start off the original episode
that he started doing.
And he's doing his shows now at 11 a.m.
His time, I believe, is when he's starting the summer around there and he's fired up he's all
shot out of a cannon he's mad at mad at clay dabbler and
flat cat Jessica for telling him not to go after dr. Steve which was good advice
it's funny that every now and again you would think John would just go and he
best listen to these people are trying to help me out. Maybe they have some good ideas and I
should go along with what they're saying and not go after Dr. Steve. Very dumb move to
go after Dr. Steve. But John starts off, he's performative John here. He's going to talk
about how much he's been abused, how tough his life is. Remember, he fluctuates back and forth between
he's the Duke, he's been ripped down by the best,
Artie Lang, Jackie Martling, Howard Stern,
he doesn't care.
You can't goof on John, it doesn't bother him.
He's had way tougher opponents
than anyone in the dabble verse.
And then he switches over to this horse shit and this is performative
John this is a performance this is not real you don't know the abuse I've gone through
the abuse my family is taking my mother my 87 year old mother The abuse all you assholes the fucking potato
Is your mom okay? Is she all right?
It's funny because so we're gonna go into how much his family's been abused his family seems to be doing fine
Comparatively, I think they're doing much better than John is but okay and
Tookie and that fucking downsy lawyer.
Oh yeah.
Oh, why aren't you, why'd you block Clay Dabler?
Cause he's a fucking lawyer's moderator.
The lawyer who calls the fire department of New York,
thieves.
They're rock side of the shirt, John.
Let's watch that again. He's so stupid. Just change it to mirror
mode. John. So when you're looking at yourself, you grab the right side of your body. The
lawyer who calls the fine department in New York. Okay. So now John, who's been friends
with Vince, the lawyer for who knows how long had Vince on the show all the time
Now I guess clay dabbler is Vince the lawyers moderator. I don't know that's true or not
I don't care
But that's what John's all upset about is he found out clay dabbler is Vince's moderate John
You're gonna be friends with Vince again in a week or two
Like what do you mean like now we're supposed to know when you're on again off again with these people
It reminds me of in high school
I'm like, oh is my buddy dating this chick am I allowed to be cool with her right now or are they off again?
It will this look bad if I'm friendly
This is what it's like to be John's friend and not even John's friend just a guy who gives John money that he will
a guy who gives John money that he will grace you with a text message or a phone call because he's a lonely loser alcoholic boy John has no friends left
and he really showed today just everyone's going alright we're done with
this this is fucking annoying we're out we're out we're out so let's take a look
at where his super chatters when he was getting in all of this trouble with the school,
remember, John likes to pretend that the fact that
he was fired, which he wasn't, he lied about that,
but the fact that he was fired from his substitute
teaching job wasn't his fault,
it was everyone else's fault.
It was Bob Levy's fault, it was Mothering J's fault,
it was my fault, it was whatever troll, that troll of the week's fault. It was Bob Levy's fault. It was muttering Jay's fault. It was my fault. It was whatever troll
is that troll of the week's fault. John never takes
responsibility for his own behavior. It's not like, well,
you know, I was obviously telling people I was gonna
beat them up and I was getting drunk on the internet and so
anyone could easily send a link to the administrator or the
principal and they could see this and realize that I'm not suitable
for teaching children.
But no, no, no, remember it's everyone's fault, but John's.
And now not only that, not only is it everyone's fault,
but these people who give John money should have stepped in
when John was getting in trouble with the LAUSD
and done something about it.
You all stood by while I had to answer
to the school district and you did nothing.
Where were you Sunflower Dragon?
Where were you Jessica Flack Cat?
What were they supposed to do?
Where were you Dirty Deeds?
What do you want?
Where were you Clay Dabla?
Where were you all then? Where were you coming tola? Where were you all then?
Where were you coming to stuttering John's defense?
Where were you when they canceled my gigs? Oh, here we go
Always the victim like what do you want these people to do for you John? I'm confused. It's insane to me
He never understands that he's in control of his own life John Everything that happens to you, happens to you because of things that you've done.
That's the thing. Like you getting in trouble with your school for your
terrible behavior was based more on your terrible behavior than it was on
muttering Jay who tweeted at them multiple times with receipts or anyone
else that you blame for whatever bad happened to you. Like everything bad that's happened to you John is because of John Melendez.
Repeat after me.
Everything bad that's happened to me is because of John Edward Melendez.
All right.
By the way, if you said that and believed it, it would change your life.
I'm not even joking about that.
It would be a life changer.
But all right.
John's reasoning is not sound at all.
He's going after Dr. Steve for some reason.
And listen to how he's collecting these dots.
It makes zero sense.
And now, oh God forbid, I go after Dr. Steve.
Oh no, what?
Wait, that's not fair.
Wait, oh the potato's all angry.
Yeah, it's not fair.
Dr. Steve had nothing to do with anything
that you're complaining about right now.
And so John's trying to connect these dots
where he's saying like, oh, well, I can go.
So this all stemmed from,
let me explain, backtrack real quick if you don't know.
John made the mistake of saying,
I wanna know what Dr. Steve's last name is.
And what's implied there,
and actually it's not even implied, he said this.
So Dr. Steve was part of Hackamania, he was awesome,
loved hanging out with Steve, we all did.
It's always great when he's hanging around.
He's just universally loved in this world,
the world of Opie and Anthony, the world of Howard Stern,
Weird Medicine, Sirius XM, Steve does an amazing job
of everything that he does.
And I'm thankful that I'm a friend with Steve,
because he's a great guy.
He's done a lot for me.
And so John decided like,
well, how am I gonna get people in trouble?
Because that's how John thinks.
He likes to think that we're all getting him in trouble.
He's the one who wants to get people in trouble or whatever. So he thinks that because Dr. Steve shoved his finger in Rocco's ass at Hackamania
that he was somehow practicing medicine over state lines or whatever the fuck.
He's gonna get Steve in trouble for this. It was a bit John. Relax, calm down buddy.
It's not that big a deal.
So now he's trying to say
that well, people fucked with my gigs and my teaching job, so obviously I have to take
all of that anger and frustration out on Dr. Steve. You don't, you shouldn't. It's a bad
move on your part, it's going to piss everyone off. So this is the big moment, alright, we're
going to get it out of the way early, because because then I wanna get on to when he started up
on another stream and reacted to all of this.
So he brings on Quadfather.
Quadfather, who of course is his co-host on the show now.
And what you're gonna notice here,
and I haven't read the internet,
I don't know what Dabbler's is saying about this,
I was busy prepping, we just did a bonus show
on our Patreon for YouTube members of living in the past with Stuttering John where we're
going back to his 2018 shows and analyzing that which is fascinating. So I
was working on that. I wasn't really looking at what people were saying but
there's no way this is actually Quadfather. In my opinion. I'm watching
this and maybe I'm the idiot but I'm'm watching this I'm going well John you've been duped again my friend
This is a video of quad father and then this porn bomb happens
And he blames quad father and I believe he started getting texts from quad after that where he's going John. I didn't do this
What do you mean and John's not having it? He's just throwing a temper tantrum like a child
He doesn't know any better, but what you're gonna see here is him bringing in Quadfather.
You're gonna see the most recent porn bomb. The only thing that I edited was
the nudity. There's a penis and an asshole I edited out. And also the N-word.
You'll hear it go silent for that, but you'll get the gist of this of all the audacity
Hey, hey, Quon.
Kill the Jews. Kill the Jews. Kill
Look at that look. I want to freeze frame it when that audio first came in.
Look at John.
Oh, what's going on?
Kill the what's now?
Quad's not saying this.
It's not even his voice.
Let's play that again.
Let's play that again.
This is John being duped yet again.
Kill the Jews.
Kill the Jews. All right, very short. There's a picture of Hitler,
swastika, some other crazy shit was going on. They want to kill
a certain type of shoely person. And so John sees that, of
course, that is against the terms of service of YouTube.
Another thing I guess the terms of service of YouTube that we'll
get into is asking for someone's real name
so that you can dox them and offering $500.
Which is something else that John did on his show today.
Today was crazy, what a fucking,
I gotta say, today was a fun day.
It's too bad I had to prep for my bonus show
because I just wanted to sit back and watch.
You had John go off on this crazy tantrum and then Kevin Brennan went on early
to snipe that and respond the melting went on again after he already did a five-hour stream
to snipe Kevin sniping John what a world huh what a world we live in all right so this is
the aftermath this is still his early stream that he's now taken down after he watched what we all just saw.
This is his reaction to it.
Dumbfounded.
Betrayed my quad father.
Oh no, the betrayal, the turn!
The turn!
Unbelievable.
Un-fucking-believable.
Unbelievable.
Un-fucking-believable. You fucking piece of shit.
Un-fucking-believable. I
Fucking believable
Angry taxes just went out
You can tell by the way he was typing on fucking believable, but can you believe it that was the question John
Because it's happened before I feel like that's something that you should believe could happen to you. Un-fucking-believable.
Well, maybe next time, believe it.
Oh.
See, this is...
Amazing.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
Amazing.
This is real anger.
We watch...
Oh, God, turn your fucking notifications down or off.
Turn them off, John.
I do not know how to turn off your notifications.
You just, you Google it.
Anyway, he's an idiot.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
I think that that, it was performative John to start off.
He's like, ah, I'm all fired up and brr brr brr brr brr brr.
Flat cat Jessica and clay dab where brr brr brr brr brr.
And then that happened, he was like, oh fuck.
I think he actually was
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You think that he's actually stopped drinking. I think he's just broadcasting earlier
I love that too where he's you know, he's always talking to Kevin Brennan. There's someone who's not there. He goes really Kevin
I'm an alcoholic. It's 11am. And all
I'm drinking is an energy drink. Because I'm hung over from last
night. How could you say I'm not drinking beer yet? So yeah, if
you're drinking an energy drink, along with your insurer along
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We have news about Lisa Boswell. I'm actually kind of bummed about that
So I believe we'll have Devil's Joint coming out in a little bit to give us the latest update on our girl Lisa Boswell
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Thank you, Lmolder1. That is a big super chat and it is appreciated.
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Carl did two emergency episodes to celebrate Pride.
That's right!
We did that on the creep-off yesterday as well.
We had creepiest Ls.
Ozenpig, two box, dude, he is seething.
Alright, well, listen, I'm gonna get into
when he started his new stream up in just a second
and you'll see he's not a happy camper.
It's not withdrawals, it's sociopathy.
Sociopathy.
It's one of those things.
Spaghetti Farks, comes in with five bucks.
When SJ yells, I feel like his skull is about to pop out.
He's not long for this world the way he's acting.
He needs to relax, he needs to calm down.
He needs some magic mind, I would actually recommend.
Hamhead, remember for two months,
just imagine if you had been playing a
Dulcimer and not a mandolin,
you would have had to end the podcast,
Fsj, Fqf,ffquadfatherfcd.
All right, there's a lot of things that could have happened. I want to play the what would have
happened game with you, sir. Let's get into after that happened, John comes on his normal broadcast
and he's fired up. Well, there you have it. I guess that was quads endgame his big troll shows deleted. No nudity. Poorly done.
There was a gaping asshole that I censored on my broadcast. You
might have missed it. It was quick. There was some nudity.
But john took it down. And what's crazy is that john's
like, Oh, this was Quad's end game.
Like Quad's been for five plus months,
been John's sidekick and agreeing with everything John says
and yes sir, 100% sir, everything you say is correct sir.
And so all of that was for that moment.
I doubt it.
Maybe.
I'd like to think that Quad had a better plan than that, but I don't think that was
Quad's doing. I really don't.
Poorly done. And the shit he says is no worse than what Vince the Lawyer says in that fucking
N-word bomb. That's what the Quad's end game was? Does Vince the Law lawyer say kill the Jews that I don't watch his show very often
Maybe he does to do that
All these conversations
That was his endgame
That was his endgame
Well, that's okay. Hello. He's being in a wheelchair
That's right
I win
Wow
Human garbage John you are human garbage and we all knew this would happen
We all knew that as soon as you felt slighted by quad father
I don't even think he did anything but I could be wrong as soon as you felt slighted. Wefather, I don't even think he did anything, but I could be wrong. As soon as you felt slighted,
we all knew you were gonna go after him being paralyzed,
quadriplegic, him being a proud boy, Trump supporter,
but I did not expect it to happen this quickly.
I win, you're in a wheelchair, therefore I win.
And we were just talking about this on the bonus show where John says the way that he fights
with like Artie Lang is he punches below the belt. He goes that's how you deal with a bully.
You got to punch below the belt, which is cheating and people don't appreciate you. Like you're not,
you're the villain when you do that sort of thing. So when you go after Quad for being paralyzed and saying I win, it
doesn't make you the winner. In fact, in the court of public opinion, people will
think that you're an asshole and petty. It's just not a good look in any single
way. But this is John's mentality. It's like, well he's not witty, he's not funny, so
instead he has to be as insulting as possible. Yes talk about already laying drinking bleach and stabbing himself and
Yes, like my quad father being paraplegic. I win
Yeah, good roast joke John killing it by the way if you want to see good roast jokes come to dabble con 2 August 16th and 17th
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Unbelievable.
It's amazing.
That's his end game though.
To fucking, I mean all those conversations, all the times I did his show and that was
his end game, his endgame was to do that.
All this time, that's his endgame.
Well, I wish I could say I beat the crap out of him, but
he's pretty much just a talking head at this point anyway.
Jesus.
Literally.
So, fucking.
I just, it's amazing.
But to me, it's almost pathetic.
That, I mean, how many conversations have, I've had this guy on for what eight months now?
And he was building all of that for that moment.
Yeah, it's almost like it's unbelievable.
Like maybe you're wrong.
It's almost like maybe what you're saying is incorrect.
That is Michael's for two bucks says quad's Twitter shows the text between him and John.
I thought it was BYB, I don't see it on his Twitter.
What's his Twitter?
I was just looking for this as I was playing that clip.
I would love to see what that looks like.
What is that?
If anyone knows what Quad's Twitter is, let me know.
Steelwrath five bucks.
I had the perfect lawyer for John.
She worked for a lefty governor
and somehow can't pay her rent or roommate. I had the perfect lawyer for John she worked for a lefty governor and
Somehow can't pay her rent or roommate
Let me see if I'm just checking the chat real quick does anyone know what quads
Twitter is that I should be looking at to find this
All right, let me know I'm gonna go back to the the clip here
But if you guys can it's it's boring text, okay
All right. So maybe it doesn't give us any answers that you're telling me
Let's get back to
John's aftermath here
That's all
It almost makes me laugh
does all that, all the effort just to do that.
Amazing.
Fucking, utterly amazing.
Well.
What are we going to do? well
There's the client coming up
How is that possible that is arm is linked to the rest of his body as a girl like that thing they're laughing at it Well, you've gone then all you want. This is where he starts
Blocking people locking all you know here we go anybody that laughing, but goodbye fully around me I
Was in the chapter this time I didn't get blacked about him bush. He knows how to spell my last name
I you should have seen me in there
Goodbye man cheetah what a pussy
What a giant pussy really? This is your thing you're gonna start blocking everyone who's having a giant pussy. Goodbye, little Craig. Really? This is your thing?
You're going to start blocking everyone who's having a good time?
Goodbye, Raytard.
Not Raytard!
Goodbye, whatnotjacer.
Oh no, whatnotjacer, he's a legend.
This is like D-Day.
Goodbye, Milwaukee.
Holy shit.
This is crazy.
We're going to fuck Juneteenth.
This is going to be our National verse holiday. I think going forward
Juno, I'm Giano friendly
Goodbye shit show what a show he's got
Goodbye chicken boy
Goodbye chicken boy. This is insane.
Goodbye violin.
Yeah, your life's going perfect, John.
This is exactly what you wanted to have happen.
You're killing it.
Goodbye.
Keep it up.
I'll block all you fucking guys. I don't give a fuck anymore. Well, I don't know if that's a fucking guys. I don't give a fuck anymore
Well, I don't know about that strategy fuck
I mean most people watch you hate watch you so I don't know blocking everyone is gonna be good for your bottom line John
I feel like that's probably a bad strategy. I want to thank the over 800 people who are watching us right now
Thank you very much for tuning into this emergency broadcast. I know there's other emergency broadcasts going on tonight so I wanted to sneak this one in and I appreciate you guys for
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KSN Boston winning another one because their fans are dummy heads, But Mavs have Mark Cuban unsure who to back.
So I watched the game last night.
I was actually surprised.
Dallas seems to be a one-man team right now.
And Boston's handling them very well.
Things will change.
Boston has an injury.
They're going back to Dallas.
But I was talking to Vinny today, who's a big Celtics fan, and he was very confident.
Or was it yesterday?
He was very confident it It would be a sweep
I don't know about that. I'm more interested in the NHL for it looks really good. Miss Charlie loves two bucks
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It's gonna be a very fun show.
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Touched by Tony's talking about
we did a live show in Manhattan,
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And apparently Touched by Tony was the winner.
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John's completely broken.
He hasn't a friend in this world.
It's all his own making.
There's all of the score and heaped on him.
Correct.
I was saying this on the bonus show today
where the reason why John is where he's at
is because of John.
And he'll never get it.
And that's why he'll never get better.
Never figure it out.
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SJ sounds like an insta who's mad
that the girl he was spoiling put out for the quarterback.
Yes.
Agreed.
Worst part, two bucks.
He should have waited until John got a delivery.
Dave Doerr is five bucks.
I super chat him and said,
people with tough skin don't block people.
He has nothing to say, but,
holy shit, Riley's here.
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So Riley went to jail this past weekend
because of Eric July and the RIPAverse.
And I gotta look into more of that.
I'm glad you're free're free right now your free man
Messaging with your girlfriend about this and we'll be covering on WTP tomorrow for sure. What a piece of shit. Eric July is
Restraining order or whatever he had against Riley's fucked up
We hung out with Riley and mint in in Vegas and then the next week out. He's a jail fucking nuts
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It's not your real name. That's a quad shits in a bag. I do it in a kitty litter box. He's a loser
I win quad 100% you win sir narrator John's micro apartment smells like quads colostomy bag.
He wishes it smelled that good. John's 28 year old fermented
salad FSJ. That's all I got touched by Tony five bucks got
my sign posters to prove it. I wanted to find my title in
crotch Chester. Oh, I was actually talking to the guy who
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That would be the skinny Chad Zumach.
I think he goes by.
And I don't know if he's gonna defend his title
or what we're gonna do.
We'll figure it out.
Madam Priest, five bucks.
Really, Carl?
You got him to shit on the handicap now?
How's he ever gonna reach these kids, man?
The students need him.
Yeah, I know, it's not gonna go well
When they review that footage douche the devil or two bucks quit super chatting the piece of shit. Yes
For dr. Steve stand with Steve stop super chatting this guy. He deserves to learn a lesson
Frick Snowden quad is Marcy SJ is peppermint patty
Peanuts references guys peanuts peanuts references on the show.
Let's get back to what John's talking about here. Well never trust a proud boy.
Hey he just showed his true colors. FDN words what he's saying. FDJs who's that?
Anthony Kumi? He is a Kumi lover. There you go. He's a Gino lover.
They like to use those words, don't they? Isn't it funny that all the time we've
been pointing out that John is praising Quadfather or has maybe not praising him
the other way around but whatever he has Quadfather on the show and he goes on Quadfather
show and we're like John this is not a character for you you know he has very
different politics than you it's very different like I don't care about. I don't care about that and then as soon as something bad happens
Yep, I knew it. He's a proud boy. He's skinhead. He's a racist while I wear the FDNY t-shirt
He does that. Oh, yeah, I know you're the hero John
I love that where the t-shirt is the same as going into the buildings on 9-eleven and saving people. Okay
is going into the buildings on 9-11 and saving people. Okay.
One of my friends went down to 9-11 to work for the fire department. That's just like you doing it, so thank you for your service.
And you got a certain lawyer who said the police department and the fire department
loots places that they investigate.
Who cares? Who cares what Vince the lawyer says like literally no one cares
What he says job have it on tape who cares?
Good shit. He actually said that people can say whatever the fuck they want. It's a free country
Unbelievable all right check your message.
It's probably Quadfather saying, do that, it was not me.
Bullshit.
That wasn't Quad.
That's exactly what it was.
Clay posted the link.
Clay doesn't have the link.
How's Clay gonna get it?
So John's rationale is that he only sent the link to Quadfather and therefore had to be Quadfather but remember the last time this happened to him he sent the link to
Melton and Melton posted it in Discord and then I think it was Ian Hawke or
someone was the one that porn-bonded him so anyone could post a link anywhere
doesn't mean Quadfather did it also it's very possible people have hacked John's
Streamyard account he's terrible with passwords.
Unbelievable.
Hey, look, you take this show down, the whole doubleverse goes away.
Well, Aaron Imholte would disagree with you on that one.
You want to fucking take me down?
Take me down.
What's funny about Johnny doesn't realize there's other losers, other pathetic losers on the internet.
I'm the only pathetic loser anyone can goof on on the internet. Actually not true. Not true at all.
There'll be no more dabble verse. We'll survive. Shit we're, we'll be going back to weighing shit.
Why? Is there an opening? I didn't realize there was an opening for that I
don't listen Howard Stern show as much anymore were they still doing that shit
over there okay yeah hey me now I'll survive I'm a survivor I win I'm a fighter I win
Spoken like a real winner
While you will always be in a fucking wheelchair, oh boy because you're an idiot
You dumb piece of shit Wow
John's winning over new fans as we speak right now. I can only imagine his Patreon is blowing up as he's calling a person in a wheelchair an idiot. It's good stuff. And Lady K-Maw,
you a born club footed. What a fucking moron you are. Enjoy life in a cage. Oh boy.
Enjoy life in your fucking wheelchair prison.
And don't worry quad. Don't worry.
You don't cross the duke. Everybody knows that. Oh shut the fuck up. We all-
You don't think?
You think your life is not gonna change now?
Wait for it.
What are you gonna do?
Wait for it.
What have you done to anyone?
What have you- I love John trying to intimidate us.
Everyone knows you don't cross the duke. What are you I love John trying to intimidate us everyone knows you don't cross the Duke
What are you talking about? What have there ever been?
Ramifications to goofing out to you you fucking moron used to intimidate people with threats of lawsuits
Everyone's over that. No one's afraid of you anymore
Your wife is gonna change
And by the way quad father his life seems terrible. I bet he would welcome a change in his life.
Probably be great.
Why do you, why are you attacking Dr. Steve?
Yeah.
Why are you attacking him?
That guy took part in attacking my what?
Me.
That says it all right.
Fucking there.
John wanted to go with the I'm the victim
Going after my family and then realize oh shit. I have no evidence of this. What did he do? He went after attacking my
me
John dr. Steve to see you know his really just the biggest sweetheart ever
Doesn't want wanna attack you personally.
Has a lot of things he could say, never does.
Always takes the high road.
Is he a friend of the show, a friend of the dabble verse?
Yes.
Does he enjoy mixing it up with people?
Yes, we all do.
Like, have some fun, John.
Grow a fuckin' pair.
We're all just busting balls here.
And you're actually like such a wet vagina.
You're so unfaun in every single way.
As soon as you get your sights on Dr. Steve,
you think that you got an angle on him.
Like he didn't even do anything to you.
All of hackamany didn't say a word about centering John.
I didn't have my WATP.
He didn't come up for anything
that we talked about with John.
Dick Masterson did.
You gonna go after Dick Masterson? You wanna dox him? You can find out his name and address.
It's out there. I'd love to see John going after Dick Masterson. Let's see how that fucking gets him.
No, he goes after Dr. Steve, a beloved member of the Dabbleverse and just a great overall guy.
And why does John do that? Because Dr. Steve put his finger in Rocco's ass for a prostate exam, and so John's like,
I can get him thrown out of the medical community for this.
So John is such a piece of shit.
Dr. Steve's only had fun in the devil verse, never done anything to John, and John's like,
I can ruin his life, that's what I'm gonna do.
Do you see why you're the villain and why people hate you, John?
Do you understand?
Like that type of behavior right there
is specifically why people hate you.
All right, let me scrub to a couple parts
that I was watching today that I really wanna comment on,
and then I have a special guest coming on
because we have an update.
It's an important update.
Not gonna be as fun as this, unfortunately,
but nothing is. So, John talks about this story.
This is the craziest thing. I've never heard anything like this before. John was in the
battle of the bands in high school. And he starts off by talking about how he got a gold star on his diploma.
I wish I was making this up and making him sound foolish.
I don't have to.
Still stand.
I am the young boy,
I set out for a career of fame.
And you know what, I haven't even told you guys a lot of my fame.
Do you guys know that I was elected to student council in high school?
No, that's amazing.
That's right, I was part of the political,
what do they call that?
Dark Squad?
At Plain Edge High School and graduated with a gold star on my diploma with distinctive
effort.
Because I worked with the school president to bring back Battle of the Bands.
And I wrote Dr. Manley, our principal, a letter.
This is how motivated a 16, 17 year old, stuttering John Melendez was.
I wrote a letter to the principal after they only wanted to pay our band 500 for
the Battle of Bands. They only wanted to pay our band 500 for the battle of bands.
They only wanted to pay each band 500.
I wrote Dr. Manley a letter very professionally.
Dear Dr. Manley, my band has played the junior problem.
My band has played the trip to Fire Island.
My band has played the dance in the gym. My band has played homecoming.
I did all that for free. Now it's time you pay. The battle of the bands, I expect nothing less than half the door
While I was in a homeroom what year are we talking about this is like 84 85 right 86 maybe no
No, it had to be 83
He graduated college in 89 if he well
Be graduated college. This is like 83 84
They're gonna pay him 500 bucks. I mean my band still makes that much today
To play a gig the 500 bucks and he's like now fuck that noise. All right, let's see I get it someone comes with a note the principal would like to see you. I
shit my pants
And I went to the principal's office and sat across from
Dr. Manley. He said, Mr. Melendez, what you have written me was the most
professional thing I have ever experienced. I think this might be a lie.
I have a hunch that he's lying. And I'll
tell you why. First off, this guy was like, wow, you wrote something professional. He
can't do that today. I've read the professional emails he wrote, because they all came out
in the court papers when he was explaining that I can't find a job in Hollywood so I
can't pay child support. So I read the emails that he sent to HR professionals and executives and he couldn't write anything
professional at all. But now we're to believe that a 16 or
17 year old, considering John Melendez wrote a note asking
for more money for his band or half the door or whatever. And
it was the most professional thing anyone's ever written.
The other is why I know there's a lies because we haven't
heard the story yet. And when you hear what he's about to say,
you know, for a fact, this would have came out years ago. A student doing and your argument was
beautifully orchestrated. No it's not. I'm an amateur band that was happy to play
any gig you would give us so we played all these gigs and now I want to get
paid. That's not a good argument at at all and because of that you will get half the door me and the other
band walked out with 5g's each and we did two battle the bands we walked out
with 10 grand each
each.
John is saying his band and another band each made ten thousand dollars. Now I don't know if this is true but I've heard that Cheap Trick will play for ten
thousand dollars as recently as 2018. And John is saying he played two shows at a high school band
of the bands and made ten thousand dollars. John I know you think everyone's
as stupid as you. That doesn't make any sense Rick. But that is the dumbest shit
you have said and I don't say that lightly. That's really fucking stupid
All right, one more thing that I wanted to play for you guys
Gold star at his diploma
so sad But it's fun one more thing. I wanted to play for you
Because John decides to go ahead and dox himself like he likes to do so fucking stupid. He's so bad at the internet
I don't know why he insists on using the internet while he's screen sharing
Seems like a bad strategy to me. So he's watching
Patrick Melton
What a fucking lunatic he's scrolling down through
By the way, does anybody know dr. Steve's left? Oh, so that's the video of him saying I want to dox dr steve and ruin his life and that was a thing where people are
Just like uh john don't do that. That's a douchey thing to do and you know quad father told him clay told him
Everyone's telling him not to do that flat cat and john doubles down on this episode
He's like why fuck that guy's like no, no, let's listen to people for once john, but this is the best right here
Yeah, everyone's like in love with this. Dr. Steve guy. I don't even get it. Yeah, you wouldn't you're an idiot
We report that one all right, so what he's looking at right here is
Someone posted all right so now that John is trying to ruin that receives life. We all have that receive
Let's remind John what his adult children said at
the wedding of their mom and their and her new husband Aaron. Let's watch the video of
their speeches again. And of course that hits Chad where it hurts because those speeches,
we read them on my show on a bonus show. It's all about, thank God there's a real person,
a real man in our life now, now we feel safe,
now we have support and stability, everything's better now.
I mean, it was so damning to John in every single way.
So John sees that up there and he's like,
I'm gonna report this, because that's what John does.
He's a little bitch, and watch what happens.
He's putting in his email address and then that shows what his
current username is on reddit severeparking3764 whoops did you want everyone to know what your
latest sock account was john probably not i not. I don't know. I think it's funny.
I don't even give a fuck anymore.
That's John's combo. Oh, that's not working. I don't even give a fuck. Whoops. Abort.
Last thing.
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
I don't give a shit anymore.
Yeah. You know what? I don't give a shit anymore. That didn't work. So I don't even give a shit.
It doesn't matter. Fan-fuck-'-tastic, John, well done.
All right, let me read some super chats.
What did I miss, guys?
What am I missing?
What a fun day, I can't cover it all,
there's other shows coming up tonight
that we'll all be watching.
It's at Quad Feather D, it shows Dr. Steve
was the last straw.
Thank you, Dennis Michaels.
So I'm looking at that right now
and I see the text conversation as Quad says,
what time are we going live today?
I'm trying to get some info for show.
John says 11, thumbs up.
What did Clay do?
No response, he says, can we have turbs on around noon
for a report on fake memberships?
John says, sure man, you fucking piece of shit.
That's okay, so that obviously happened
after the porn bomb happened.
And oh, okay, so Quadfather wrote back,
Dr. Steve is a great guy, and John wrote fuck off.
Well, that's interesting.
That would make me believe that that was Quadfather.
Maybe it was.
Well in that case, good on you Quad.
Thanks for sticking up for Dr. Steve.
I appreciate it.
All right, here's something that I wasn't going to admit.
But when I was watching this live,
when John was talking about what's Dr. Steve's last name
and someone get that for me,
I almost reached out to Quadfather
because I know Quad is an
open Anthony guy and I know that him and I relate on a lot of things and I almost reached out to him
just to say like hey Quad I don't know what you're doing with John I don't know what your thing is but
you gotta tell him not to go after Steve it's not a good move and I'd say you know what let me see
how this plays out and I didn't need to do anything. Quad was on the same page without me saying
anything. Most of the subreddits was on the same page without me saying anything.
Most of the subreddits were on the same page.
Obviously, Dan was anonymous,
but even Hackverse and these guys.
So, good on them, good on everyone to push back on John
for just being a despicable human being.
Stop doxing people, John.
Stop acting like you're a victim and that.
John acts like everything that bad that happened to him
was because of every single person he doesn't like. He loves to point out
that he got a gig canceled and therefore he could talk about my dad's cancer.
It's like, well that has nothing to do with anything. I never got any of your gigs canceled.
I never told anyone to cancel your gigs. I don't like that. I don't like anything
that's going on offline and in real life. Jay Loiter, five bucks. I think John is
really upset his mascara is running. FSJ, past two bucks. VTL hiring FKA mommy as J God, dude, which again would be a dumb move. It wouldn't win any fans. Rebel Trunch Co, a Colombo Pocket, five bucks.
I guess SJ isn't worried about karma coming after a guy
who is gloating at another person in a wheelchair.
Yeah, that's a great point.
John loves to point out karma.
He's like, oh yeah, Rocko's in the hospital, that's karma.
And then he calls out Quadfather for being crippled.
He's just like, yeah, my life's
better than yours because you're in a wheelchair. Like, well, that also would be like a karma thing,
right? John would be something bad might happen to you on this road trip you're going on.
Barnes and Noobs. I don't know about you guys, but I always sound like an ejected piece of
just scumbag crybaby when I'm winning FSJ. Yeah, John doesn't do a good job of explaining
how he's getting over on all of us
when he seems like a little bitch.
Douche of the Devil verse, two bucks.
Let's take the motherfucker down,
no super chats ever again.
If only we can get everyone on board with that.
Happy days, 10 bucks.
Narcissists will force their own rock bottom,
ergo, go after Steve, Dr. Steve.
The narcissist's subconscious mind
is driving them to self-destruction every single day.
You can't imagine the internal battle.
I can't.
That's why I'm fascinated with it.
John's Porcelain Disorder is insane to me.
Mark Amatista coming in five bucks.
1983, I paid $25 to Steve Van Halen and ACDC.
If John's band made 10 grand for Topps 200 people?
Those tickets would have been $50 minimum.
I don't think so.
Yeah, I don't think so either.
Remember, that's half the door.
They split half the door and it was $5,000 each show.
They did two shows and it was $10,000.
Again, we're not as dumb as you, John.
We don't fall for things like this.
Cubix, 85, 10 bucks.
A 60 year old drunk talking about what a good boy
he was in high school is a level of pathetic
that has never been seen before by mankind.
Also, he's lying.
That's the sad part.
It's not even that he's telling this anecdote
about high school and how things were going well for him
at the time, it's that he's lying about it on top of it.
Like, oof, yikes. You're making up this story. Michael C. Two bucks. Does anyone know
Carl Sheeberger's last name? Yeah, a couple people know it. That's the thing too.
John's trying to get Cardiff's name now. Like, John, like, what are you going to do with this
information? You want to weaponize it against people. Chad Zumock used to do the same thing.
I'm going to get Cardiff fired from his job.
Why?
Maybe he's good at his job.
Why do you think you can get him fired?
You're just a weirdo on the internet.
If the boss called Cardiff and went,
hey, I got this note from this guy, Chad Zumock.
He says you shouldn't have a job anymore.
Be like, oh yeah, let's see what Chad's up to.
Just show you passing out of your stream.
Be like, all right, well, we don't need
to listen to that asshole
Say anything with John. You have no power over anyone Rock or B
2002 two bucks last time he got a gold star was in kindergarten. No, it was on his diploma in high school a
Schalzo photo five bucks. I
Did the math car battle the bands half the door equals five thousand dollars divided by high school students with no money to buy tickets
Equals SJ a full shit. That's solid math right there. You showed your work and everything.
Coof, thank you for not killing yourself and also thank you for coming to Hackamania in Vegas. Good
to see you out there. Okay, I'm going to bring on a special guest. This is JJ known as Devil's Joint.
Devil's Joint is the man who has been helping out Helga and Lisa, that reality show, the
moderator.
Are you also the person putting together the clips on the Clips channel?
Yeah, that is my second channel.
Nice.
Well, we appreciate the work that you're doing.
And you and I have been messaging each other behind the scenes, because I'm a huge Lisa Boswell fan,
and she has not been on the show recently.
She's been sick.
And so we have some bad news.
And go ahead and tell us what you know, JJ.
Well, Lisa was brought to the hospital the other day.
Helga being 78 years old, of course, is the caretaker,
was Lisa's caretaker. Now Lisa was homeless and Helga brought Lisa and Lisa's blind,
how do I explain this, Lisa was homeless and had a blind person too that was homeless with her him whatever you want to call say, right?
so Helga brought them in and then Lisa started to
just become a very demanding and
Started to become the boss of the house and Helga's kind of a submissive. So she became the caretaker. She did not want to do that now
Lisa's in the hospital. None of that really matters. The point is
everybody loves Lisa. Yes. This morning there was a show that
reality show where Helga's boyfriend was on and he said
something that can I play that clip before we Yes, please.
Yeah, I have it ready here because so how good boyfriend
Dan. Yes, Dan has not really been on the show before. It's Yeah, I have it ready here because so how good boyfriend Dan
Yes, Dan has not really been on the show before it's always Helga and Lisa and so Dan shows up on this one
and I have to say
This is not a good look for Dan because we all love
Lisa slightly above the knee and I can't cross my legs.
I'm Helga man. He's Dan Williams. Welcome to train wreck TV on with the show. God help you.
Lisa is still in the hospital, still not knowing her own name.
Life is. Oh,
Yeah, yeah.
Life is. Oh.
Uh.
Oh.
Dan and Lisa don't get along.
Holy shit.
So.
Unbelievable.
We all love Lisa Boswell.
I'm a huge fan, as you guys know.
Lisa's in the hospital, doesn't know her own name.
Sounds serious.
Dan starts singing, Happy Days Are Here Again.
Way to read the room.
And even Helga laughing there. Maybe Helga's been through a lot caring for Lisa. So maybe there's some stress there or something, but what the fuck JJ
You know Helga and and if you if you go on if you watch that the rest of that which isn't in the clip if
You watch just watch the show they start talking about why they're happy that Lisa's in the hospital.
Now, Helga does get involved in that conversation, but I know I talked to
Helga multiple times a day, you know Helga likes to talk. So Helga's done
a lot of things for Lisa. Helga's very tired and can't handle it anymore.
And so she's not happy that Lisa's not doing well. She's happy. She gets a break
on the other hand Dan
Literally basically said I hope she dies. Yeah in a sense. Yeah
No, it goes on after this I was the part of the thrower comment
Oh, I get a flamethrower for her for her room hell good though. He goes no no for her
You know and you know things like that you don't say things like that about people especially when they're on their deathbed. There's a couple things there's some miscalculations going on. I don't know anything about Dan
I'm told he's a character in his own right which I'd imagine he would be if he's dating Helga
Living in the house living in that house and dating Helga, but you know that reality show
We discovered about a month ago
We started bringing them some viewership and some notoriety and I know that Lisa and Helga both appreciated it
They're excited to get their message out. They're excited to talk to viewers
they quickly went to live shows and taking chats and responded to the chats and and Helga was going on and doing bonus shows and stuff
like that and
You got to know your audience
so for Lisa to be hospitalized,
and it seems like not long for this earth,
for them to go on and laugh about it,
it's like such a turn off,
I never wanna watch that show again.
Yeah, I was behind, you know,
I'm behind the scenes of all of that.
Yeah.
If you noticed, if you watched the show,
everyone who watched this morning,
you noticed that I disappeared after that happened and the show just went on and
I didn't even shut it off for like an hour after it ended because I just left the computer.
I don't blame you. It's disgusting. I was disgusted by that. Yeah. So I've been telling Helga,
talking to Helga or trying to today, she hasn't really been responding so much today. There is a lot going on
You know, but the good thing is
Let's let me say something about dr. Steve. Dr. Steve was gonna gonna give Lisa
Her you know, he was gonna drop everything for Lisa this Thursday. Unfortunately, she's unavailable
To so he could talk to her maybe convince her to get the right help that she needs on and you know
The timing just clashed wrong
This is such an important thing to talk about as we talk about dr. Steve and why John says a piece of shit for
Having this vendetta against him and wanting to ruin his life like dr. Steve is such a caring person
He goes out of his way to help everyone. He was gonna help Lisa Boswell.
He moved around his schedule just to help Lisa Boswell
because he sees that there's someone who needs his help
and he's there for it.
And the thing that John doesn't understand is that
Steve has a lot of patients who need him.
And for John to be like,
I'm gonna get this guy fired from his job,
it's like, are you thinking this through you retard?
What are you doing right now? You're gonna just create a lot more enemies for yourself. No more misery in this world
Yeah, especially die. I said a couple of times today, you know, if you if you go after dr
Steve, you know, you're gonna have a problem
Yeah, not not just you know, I'm not threatening anyone but there's you know, a lot of people are gonna have a problem with that
You know, I live right I live right around the block from John's mom
You know John's mom has nothing to do with this, of course
But of course, you know, there's a lot of dabblers around around here
Then when John visits, you know might not be the best thing for him if he does something stupid, you know
Well, and you know what? I'm not saying that anyone should do anything to John in real life
I'm just saying even the people who support him and maybe support him by insulting him two or five bucks at a time or whatever
Like John Brady almost money. He makes he makes more money than Kevin Brennan
He makes more money than me is that he's making all this fucking money and it's like well that could all go away
If people just like all right. Well, I don't want to support this douchebag anymore
Right and it's come down to that if he does if he does something if he goes after dr
Steve he will see a hit no question
I know question and dr. Steve
He you know, he was gonna talk to Lisa and he still is going to talk with Helga because now Helga is going through
This thing where Lisa was her best friend or is
So Thursday morning, I hope you don't mind but Thursday morning. Dr. Steve will be on that reality show with Helga
So he's a guest great Thursday morning. Good. Yeah. All right, I'll tune in for that
So that's a little little plug I had to throw in there for dr. Steve. Awesome. Well, listen, we're all praying hopes and prayers for Lisa
She is in the hospital
Hopefully recovering. I know that she her health was not well going into this
so there's there's a lot of concern and it'd be great to see her on the show
again. I hope that she she comes back. Yeah well we can hope but it's it's not
looking too great. And I just want to say to you JJ you've been you know you just
jumped in and just started supporting them and doing a lot of work behind the
scenes getting them to where they are now where they're a lot of production the show is a professional show and of course the merch
I made you a special shirt yesterday. Oh, yeah. Did you make one of the I can't digest cheese?
Yes. Yes
I can't digest cheese. Do you know that? It's the lisa boswell hamburger collection. Can you believe that?
Uh work people find the merchandise if they want to purchase them
Just go to the Helga and Lisa or you go to that reality show there go to their
Set their YouTube or you can go to the clips and their links right there beautiful. All right
Well, thank you JJ for hopping on we're messaging today about this. This was a bummer and I'm like, why don't you come on?
I'm doing a merge don't you come on,
I'm doing an emergency show,
we can get an update to everyone.
No, I really appreciate it, Carl.
No, thank you.
Thanks for popping on,
and thanks for everything you do for those two.
All right, thanks.
All right, see you, JJ.
Bye, Carl.
All right, before I get out of here,
and I know I'm pushing nine o'clock,
but I have to talk about fucking Aaron Emholt and the shit that he was
saying about the reason why he's got it all figured out this fucking guy's he's
unbelievable so now he's gonna explain why I am sticking up for Nick Reketa
or something I mean none of this is true I mean, truth doesn't matter in this guy's world,
obviously. So check this out. I want to break this down and analyze this.
The Honda with two bucks says, Carl said it was your fault. The cops busted Nick. You
know what? I've forgiven Carl because I realized something.
All right. First off, let me just talk about that real quick. Carl says it's Aaron's fault the cops busted Nick.
I don't say that. The search warrant does. The search warrant says people at the church
complained to the pastor. The pastor went to the police. The detective at the police department
watched Aaron's show, knew of Aaron from the Seal Toe Morning Show on the radio, watched Aaron show knew of Aaron from the steel toe morning show on the radio,
watched Aaron show, watched Aaron talk about drug use,
watched Aaron review Nick Reketa on his stream when he was out
of it. And all that was put into the search warrant for the
reasons why they knocked Nick Reketa his door down and
arrested him his wife in April.
So I don't say that, the search warrant does.
But now Aaron's going to explain why I would call this a crazy theory as to say that he's
the one who's responsible for Nick getting arrested.
About Carl.
Carl's friend is Dick Masterson and Dick Masterson has been sweeping for Nick to a to an embarrassing amount. I mean some of the things these people have to say to defend Nick is some of the most trite third grade. I've ever seen and you don't get mad at them. You just go, oh, that's embarrassing.
I understand you have to do that because they're your friend.
I don't know, man.
I've had friends who are,
I've had one friend who's an alcoholic
and I never swept for him.
You know, I was-
So he's using this terminology now.
I'm sweeping for Dick who's sweeping for Nick
and he doesn't sweep or he never swept
or whatever the fuck he's talking about. All let me just so in Aaron's mind because Aaron brings
up a lot pro wrestling he's gonna bring up in a minute he thinks that everything
is pro wrestling and so we're all taking sides and I'm team Dick Masterson and so
I like Dick and Dick doesn't like Aaron but he likes Nick so now I'm team Nick
and I like Dick.
All right, here's the problem with your whole argument here,
Aaron, you wouldn't know this, nor should you.
But I don't give a fuck about allegiances.
I was on Dick's show in LA, in his house, in his studio.
And I had Ethan Ralph call in, who's friends with Dick.
Dick and Ethan Ralph are buddies.
And I called him out.
I was in Dick's house on the show with Ethan Ralph,
and I called Ethan Ralph out, and it was a fun debate.
You should go check it out.
It was a couple years ago, now almost two years,
coming up on.
But I wasn't sitting there going,
wait, are your friends with Ralph?
Okay, so I should be friends with Ralph?
Like, I don't give a fuck about that.
I just call it like I see it.
So this is bullshit, but please explain to me
why I'm sweeping or I swept or whatever.
I was always like, dude, so-and-so needs to get help.
So-and-so's got a serious problem.
Because I never felt you did your friend any favors
by making excuses for them or guarding them
Right if anything you're an enabler at that point
But well you did sweep for me a couple of times and I'm a horrible pothead, but that's just because I can't use a broom
No, I say you're oh
Holy shit. I mean these are your co-hosts Aaron
Do you ever have conversations with them after the show?
Do you ever review the I mean used, you used to be in radio,
you know, your PD would sit down with you and go,
all right, let's listen to some of this.
This wasn't great.
You're a horrible pothead.
All right, so we're good.
And why is Aaron back to drinking Celsius again?
Remember, that was his whole thing.
He's just like, oh, I was up all night,
fucking Nick Ricanes wife and my my wife's doing blow
We're all doing Molly and I would drive back and we didn't get any sleep
So I drink Celsius and then I was like talking about having a girlfriend and drinking Celsius again
This is the thing Aaron likes to act like out of nowhere. I was just like I'm not gonna like Aaron now Aaron
It wasn't until
You lied to everyone on your show for weeks, I were doing great, April will be back
any minute now, everything's great,
and then you came out one day and you went,
we're getting a divorce.
I'm like, wait, what?
He must be a lie, this must be a work.
He can't have been telling everyone he's doing great
and everything's going great, and now he's getting a divorce,
and then it turns out that he was lying to everyone
for weeks, and he goes on and he was going on a show
and going, this is a great show show we're doing a pro show everything's
great April's the best and now he's going on going yeah those shows all
sucked April was out of it it was terrible I knew it like okay well then
you've lost our credibility no one believes you anymore like what's the
point of watching this show if you just lie to your blatantly lie to your
audience that you think you're doing really well, which is why I never say I'm doing well or not. Well, I don't know.
I'll find out after the fact. And we're fine. I just don't encourage you to do anything
about it because Lord knows you could use something, you know? But, uh, Carl's good
friends with Dick Masterson. So Carl has to be on Nick's side. I don't. Dick doesn't give
a shit. I can tell you this for a fact.
I've gone after people that Dick's friendly with.
He's never brought it up.
He doesn't, he doesn't give a shit.
In fact, if Dick could only be friends with people that were friendly with each other,
it'd be tough for him.
It'd be very tough for him.
I don't blame Carl for that.
Carl, you know, although, you know, at one point Carl liked me so who knows maybe you know maybe that snake turns around
Maybe we've got like a scorpion and a frog situation, but my fault the cops busted Nick
I'll tell you whose fault it was that the cops busted Nick and here's a flaw in Carl's logic. Okay. It's Nick's fault
All right
That is true That is correct. It's Nick's fault. All right, that is true. That is correct. It is
Nick's fault. However, the search warrant never would have happened. You probably
would have had Child Protective Services or whatever that is, that agency in
Minnesota, because of whatever the busy bodies were in the church
complaining to the pastor. Like the best you could have said
was these kids smell bad, their clothes aren't changed, they
complained they're hungry. Alright, let's get CPS in there
to check it out. Not a search warrant and a battering ram
knocking down a front door. So it's different. I understand
Nick brought all this on himself. Correct. He also
thought that you were cool.
He thought that he could party with you
and you wouldn't tattletale.
So again, an error in his judgment,
but that the cops busted Nick.
It's always your fault when the cops bust you.
Well, okay.
On principle, he's correct, but let's say I decided to get in my car and drive
home from the bar and I shouldn't be driving.
And let's just say there was not, and I a cop in sight and I drove fine, there were
no roadblocks and I was able to get right to my home.
I shouldn't have driven, but I did.
But my buddy at the bar, my buddy at the bar goes,
all right, my friend Carl just left the bar.
He's drank way too much.
We watched him do these shots.
He's gonna be crossing over Main Street
in probably the next minute or two.
Who's fault would that be that I got arrested?
Yeah, some of the oldest would be on me,
but it wouldn't have happened.
You understand that, right?
There's a difference.
You went outside your marriage. Now we both did, but only one of us admits it. You went
outside your marriage. You were remarkably immoral.
Remarkably immoral. What does that have to do with anything? Going outside your marriage
and being remarkably immoral is where the first place he goes to, we're talking about
why it's Nick's fault that he got arrested. That's dumb.
Brought your wife's boyfriend and your side piece to church with you.
You basically insulted God to his face.
Ugh, really?
I mean, if this is the argument you're making, you're going in the wrong direction.
You're going to take the long way.
All right.
You showed up places all fucked up out of your mind and people
noticed it. You lost 40 pounds in a year.
None of these things are illegal. None of these things
get a search warrant. Showing up somewhere high, losing weight,
going to church with your wife and girlfriend. None of these
things get the police to knock down your front door.
girlfriend. None of these things get the police to knock down your front door.
You look like shit.
You I mean, you gave everybody and then you did a stream where you gave everybody the opportunity to look at you and go, oh, my God, he's a fucking disaster.
There's fucked up on stream.
There's drunk on stream.
Whatever we call it, Zoomock. But remember,
Nick, now we should have done that stream, but he did take it down. The police saw it through your
stream, Aaron. You're the one who sniped it and put it up. And that's where the police saw it.
And then there's whatever the fuck that was. And you come down, you got white powder on your nose.
You're all fucked up and you're doing
that stream. Yeah, you felt bad for him. You're all concerned. By the way, Stalin 19 is the
channel I'm looking at right now. Thank you for staying on 19, pulling some great clips.
And then after all that happens, I go on and go, this motherfucker needs help. They got
drugs, but here's what I saw when I was there. Here's what I did when I was there. Here's the fucked up
shit that I was a part of. Yeah. So that's what I'm talking about. That's specifically
you finally got there. You took the scenic route, but you finally got there. Yes. He
totally didn't help, but I don't think it would have. You might've, you might've sped
things up at most. You might have sped things up at most. No, you definitely did. You're the specific reason why there was a search warrant.
It's documented in a thing called a search warrant.
They had more than enough before I...
Fucking Johnny Crutches.
He loves, he's like doing the Kevin Brennan thing
and the Senator John thing where he's just like,
my only call is I can have on here are dummies
who just have to make me look good.
It's like, all right, well, Johnny crutches. There you go. I opened my app.
They had more than enough. And when I was talking about it, did I think anything would happen with
the police? No, of course not. But I didn't realize how much the community knew about all four of us.
I didn't know how much the community knew about how fucking of us. I didn't know how much the community knew
about how fucking shitty Nick looked.
And I didn't know how much the cops knew
about how shitty April looked.
Remember in the search warrant affidavit,
they talked about our episodes.
Oh, wait a second, so they were watching your show?
And that's why the search warrant happened?
Kind of proving my point.
Where April appeared strung out and high on cocaine. And I just recently was able to start watching those episodes and
Oh boy.
Yeah, so it's melted. It's a lot of fun to go back and revisit with all the lies you were telling at that time. Aaron, you've lost all credibility with everyone. I hope you know that.
I would watch them and I would remember the fights we had after.
Now, that's what you should have aired.
Fuck the show. That's boring.
It should have just been the fights you had after the show.
Where I was like, you need to stop doing this shit.
And then her response was, you're a monster.
You're a terrible person. You're a bad husband.
Blah, blah, blah. I'm like, all right.
So she made some good points. All right.
Well, it looks like we may be at an impasse here.
That's, looks like we may be.
Well, I didn't know that behind my back,
Nick was telling her all these copes about cocaine
and why it was fine, and he just wanted a drug buddy.
Yeah.
Like, because I know Kayla felt guilty
about how much they were doing,
and I know she would raise questions about it and he wanted a drug buddy
With a wet vagina they can put his penis in like I've had drug buddies in the past. It's fine
Hey, you want to score and do some drugs? Yeah, that's not school
April's a little different
April wanted to do drugs and then
Get railed by him. So he probably didn't like
that. Then he has me in his ear. Like dude, my wife's doing flow every day with you. I
don't like that. She's doing coke every day. Oh no, you have to understand it's okay. Cause
of blah, blah, blah. So he would tell me that stuff and I'd go, well, that's a bunch of
horse shit, but he would tell her that stuff. And she's like, Oh yeah, really? Okay. Like April's a very insecure person.
And if someone tells her what says the guy who doesn't show hugging himself,
he turns out April's really insecure person.
She's not like, like me scratching my face and hugging myself.
She's doing is okay.
She won't question it.
She'll just go with it. And so he would like,
she didn't want to stop doing it. Here. I am bugging her about not doing it. And here's somebody
else while he's telling me, Oh yeah, no, no, no, absolutely. Oh, but then meanwhile, going back to
her and going, isn't he fucking annoying? Oh, by the way totally fine you can you can go ahead and do it yeah by the way the guy who what's the girl do as
much blow as she wants is always gonna win that battle every time just FYI like
like I said just kind of scumbaggy David Koresh kind of vibes yeah you know with
that whole thing but it like I, Thursday's going to be very interesting.
David crash like vibes. Aaron admitted he was going to move in. They were going to leave
their house and move far away from his children, like a 15 minute drive, whatever it is to
live in the rickety's other house. And he's just like, man, this fucking guy's like a
cult leader. Well, then you're a sheep
You know that right? With yeah, so as far as red Honda Carl saying the cops busted Nick was all my fault
Yeah, Carl's a dick Masterson guy and Dicks a sweeper so Carl's got to do his sweeping what yeah, all right brilliant analysis yet again
Aaron sweeping. Yeah, all right. Brilliant analysis yet again, Aaron.
Proving my point for me while telling me I'm an idiot is not a great way to present that.
All right.
I know everyone's got to hop off and go check out.
I know Uncle Rico's happening, emergency show.
I'm going to get over there as well.
Brian Cottrell, two bucks, a battle of the bands with two bands?
Yeah, that's a good point too. Want to open for my band?attrell, two bucks, a battle of the bands with two bands? Yeah, that's a good point too.
Wanna open for my band?
Sure.
Wanna call it a battle of the bands?
No.
He's just gonna do a show with two bands.
Michael C. Two bucks, I'm getting Dan Williams fired
for from retirement.
All right, I get what you're saying there.
Due to the devil, it was five bucks.
Helga was nervous laughter all the time.
She doesn't feel that way.
Dan is an a-hole and Helga has to live with him.
He can eat shit.
Hope you're watching, Dan.
All right, due to the Devil verse.
I'll watch it with that lens on because yeah,
Helga laughing about Lisa being in the hospital
not knowing her name, that really, I don't know,
put me off but I'll give her the benefit, it's just that really, I don't know, it put me off,
but I'll give her the benefit of the doubt on that one.
Thank you.
Dorby, 10 bucks.
Aaron acts like the statute of limitations is two months.
He's admitted doing everything that Nick is charged with,
but then getting out, and it's all Nick's fault.
He might be dumber than JS.
Yeah, that is very true.
He sits there and he's just like,
the morality, there's children involved,
and you're wife swapping.
It's like, you did all of those things.
You did all those things.
You just couldn't afford Coke, like Nick could.
Or he didn't enjoy it as much as he does or whatever.
You did all of those things, you fucking idiot.
All right, I'm gonna call it.
Everybody head over to Tookie Soup of those things you fucking idiot. All right I'm gonna call it everybody head
over to Tukey Soup or whatever's going on Uncle Rico's show. I want to thank you
all for joining us this has been a fun little bonus that we did I didn't know
I was gonna do this until like just a couple hours ago cuz I was watching all
this go down like I probably want to respond to this immediately so thanks
guys thanks for. Thanks for
being here for it. Much appreciated. Join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out
once for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony. Parting in the mosh pits of morning radio. And now this show is over now. Okay, great show.
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Great job, everyone.
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