Who Are These Podcasts? - Minisode - Steel Toe Divorce
Episode Date: May 15, 2024I did a rare Tuesday live show on YouTube to discuss Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show announcing his divorce from former co-host April. While Chad Zumock takes a victory lap for predictin...g this would happen, I think it might be a premature celebration. Before I get into my take on Aaron's bizarre behavior lately, we check in on Stuttering John's NPD on full display. When he's not bragging about saving lives, he's showing off his ability to tune his guitar with a guitar tuner and play basic chords. What he apparently can't do is fold a shirt and put it into a dresser. Then I get into what's going on with Misery Loves Company now that Adam Hiniker is gone and Kevin Brennan has to run the show himself. He's a much funnier guy than Stuttering John (duh) but his show is now basically the same format as John's with the same content and the same mistakes. I cut out all of the superchat segments. You're welcome. Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ use promo code WATP for 20% off Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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divorce. I'm your host, Karl Hamburger. Welcome to this special mini episode of W ATP. Today
I'm going to be covering the drama between Aaron and April. Suthering John's latest
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might have heard I called into Patrick Melton's show today and he was going
through all of the latest with Aaron talking about his divorce with April from Steeltoe and
I told him I had a different take on it than he did. I asked him to call and unfortunately just message me
He's not gonna be able to make it in so I'm gonna hold that off on that. I'm gonna start off
Talking about some things I've been observing with our buddy Stut Joe.
All right, Stuttering John has found a new way to brag that I thought he would never stoop to.
I had no idea this is where we're at with Stuttering John now, and I have maybe some evidence
that this is part of his narcissistic personality disorder, because this is fucking nuts.
But this is how these losers spin this shit on a regular basis. It doesn't matter what good I do.
It doesn't.
It doesn't matter how many lives I've saved, two or three people from drowning alone.
It doesn't matter though.
Hold on a second.
I'm sorry, I have to pause it already.
It doesn't matter if I have any lives I've saved, two or three from drowning alone.
So that's just a percentage of the lives you've saved, just those two or three drowning.
You don't remember if it was two or three, maybe in a busy day or something.
How do you not know if it was two or three?
I've never saved someone from drowning.
I've never in my life saved someone from drowning.
If I did, I would know that I did that
and I'd count it as one.
If I did it twice, I'd sure as shit know that
and I'd count it as two.
Dare I say if I did it three times,
I'd remember all three incidents
when I saved someone from drowning.
To say two or three, this is what Joe Biden did
on the Howard Stern Show.
Oh yeah, yeah, I save people's lives all the time,
half dozen, I don't know.
And then another guy in Lake Ontario, I don't know. Something like that. That's insane that
you're lying. You're fucking lying. Also, and correct me if I'm wrong. I'm checking
out the chat today. Has John ever brought this up before? I watch a lot of centering
John stuff. I've seen a brag about everything. I've read his fucking book. I don't remember
him ever talking about saving someone's life. He brags about telling that kid how to get over his stutter.
Brags about that a lot. I would lead with these saving lives. That would make more sense.
All right. Fudgical says not once. I trust Fudgical. He knows what the deal is. So now
all of a sudden John has saved lives.
And again, this goes back to you guys are acting like I put on this party just for me because I'm a narcissist.
How can I be a narcissist when I'm saving people's lives?
You guys are spinning everything negative and I'm the one out there saving lives.
Alright.
Maybe I was saving them because I wanted to get in the paper.
Maybe I or maybe I didn't want the fucking guy to die because he had two kids. He was
going to leave behind who John, who did you save the guy who had two kids? And that's
a crazy calculation to make to someone's drowning in a pool or I don't know, maybe a lake. And your thought is, well, he's got two kids. All right, I'm going to save this
one. What? He's lying. John, you're lying. And I love pausing it on your ridiculous face
because you look terrible. Let's back it up a little bit. Sorry. Maybe I, or maybe I didn't
want the fucking guy to die because he had two kids he was going to leave behind.
Now you might not believe in altruism. I do.
I believe in altruism. I don't believe you saved anyone's life, John. That's the part I'm not believing.
And that's an interesting deflection right there. I saved people's lives. I did it because not because I wanted to get to the newspaper I did it because this guy has two kids and you know, he wants to be around to help them grow up
Well, what do you not believe in altruism? Wait a second you think that's wrong. What do you not believe in altruism?
No, I don't believe that you saved anyone's life. Yeah, cuz you've never talked about it before
All right, so I looked up this guy Jay Jay Reed, who's a psychotherapist,
and he did a video about altruistic narcissism. There's another one. There's a new one I've
learned about. And I just have a clip on here that I thought would be worth sharing after
that nonsense that we just heard from John.
Yeah, that's important. Okay, so the psychology of the narcissist always starts with their
core sense of worthlessness. In the case of an altruistic narcissist, they combat that
worthlessness with the antidote of I am the greatest caregiver there is.
Okay, so let's keep this in mind. Narcissists deep down know they're worthless. And so they
have to do everything in their being
to make it seem like they're actually the opposite of that.
Again, this is just stuttering John to a T.
And so I've talked about grandiosity,
and this is just a specific form of grandiosity.
In essence, that I am the best at caring for others.
And the second component—
And guitar.
And guitar.
To denying that worthlessness is the entitled expectation that others will reflect that
back.
And in this case, the recipients of the care and the onlookers of the altruistic narcissist must reflect back how sort of superiorly caregiving
this kind of narcissist is.
See, this is where John struggles right here.
John can't believe with all of his amazing accomplishments
and how great a person he is,
he can't believe that anyone sees it any other way.
He goes, I'm saving lives and you guys are saying
I put on an event just so I could sing the doors in front of 40 people? This is, I mean, why would I even
do that? I'm such an amazing person. I just wanted my friends on The Tonight Show
to have a great Tuesday night, obviously. And what I found is that if you're a
recipient of the altruistic narcissist care, you need to show profound displays
of gratitude. That it is incredible that this person could
bestow such incredible kindness and generosity towards the person.
Because it's not necessarily true, but the person who's dealing with something like this
know that nothing less than that will suffice.
If that is not shown, it's likely that they're gonna bear
the brunt of the altruistic narcissist rage
at their entitled sense of themselves
not being reflected back.
And that's the difference between narcissism and altruism
is that John wants a fucking medal every goddamn time.
He does anything nice for anyone.
He needs recognition.
He needs to tell you about it over and over again.
Donating the charity,
getting a fucking free mini iPad that doesn't work
and giving it to whoever.
I mean, who cares anymore?
The story is so stupid.
John raised 150 bucks for someone going through chemo
and it doesn't even cover the parking at the hospital.
He gets 150 bucks and a used iPad and ships that off, which was also a pain in the ass
and never stops talking about it.
That's not altruism, John.
That's narcissism.
That's the difference right there.
All right, so speaking of narcissism, let's talk about me.
This is John talking about something that he recognized on on my show. So he's watching my
show. And he sees that I showed a screenshot of the address
book. John was having everyone write their addresses down and
so he can send them off the key chains that FedEx fucked up,
which that's another thing we have to talk about. And when I
did is I made sure to blur out the actual address of the
people. Did I have to do that? Probably not. But I did is I made sure to blur out the actual address of the people.
Did I have to do that?
Probably not, but I did.
I just figured, yeah, no one needs their address on the internet.
But apparently I didn't do enough.
Thanks for the two bucks.
Jackie would have fucked up the key chains.
They're coming.
I'll get them and I'll mail them out.
So all right, since he brought it up, I'll talk about this real quick. The
key chains are still coming. I thought it was a FedEx issue. If FedEx fucks up, they'll
fix it in less than 12 hours. 24 max. There's no fucking way this is a FedEx mishap. And
a week later he's still going, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll get those key chains eventually.
Dude, I don't care if they were in China they should you should have gotten them by now if they were actually created they were
not you fucked up you done fucked up boy. And by the way Lady K doxed people he thinks just by
erasing the street number is okay when he showed that book it's not. You can't be doxing names and towns that they live in. Really?
So I, you know, I struck them.
I reported them.
Oh, you're-
You can't start fucking doing that.
You're a piece of shit.
I mean, you can't show innocent civilian people's names
on a show and the cities in which they live in.
Are we in a war?
Innocent civilian people?
Are we in the mafia, John?
What the fuck are you talking about?
We can't do that to the civilians out there.
Holy shit, he's stupid.
So John has no idea what doxxing means.
He still hasn't figured that out.
He claims that he reported me to YouTube.
YouTube hasn't done shit, so apparently I didn't do anything wrong. Obviously. But reporting me proves what a piece of shit John is, because
he can't compete with just goofing on each other, having some laughs, doing some reviews,
some roast style jokes. He wants my channel taken away. You're the Duke of the Dabbleverse.
Why do you care if I have a channel or not? How does that change anything that you're doing? Dummy.
But no, you actually have to go and report me and try to get my channel taking down
because you say that me showing someone's name and the city they live in is doxing them.
John, you're older than me. Do you remember the phone book?
Remember that thing? It's crazy.
There was this book, everyone got it for free, and it
had everyone's name, address, and phone number in it. Remember the movie The Jerk? That was
the reason why Steve Martin's character was targeted and just randomly found in the phone
book. It's because the person's address is in that. I decided to take it out just because
I thought that'd probably be better than to just but also I want to know what
does he think this is going to do so he claims that this is doxxing I should be reported what do you
think the ramifications are going to be as Patrick Melted would say are they okay are the people
whose names I showed on the YouTube are they all right is everything all right what the fuck are
you talking about John he gives a shit no one doing anything. John's the one who likes to run around doxxing. He loves
doxxing my family, my wife, spelling my last name every chance that he gets, everything he could do
to doxx me. And then as soon as I show a notebook that has a name and city in it. He's reporting me to YouTube.
What a piece of shit you are, John, seriously.
You're a scumbag.
All right, so then a super chatter,
a dabbler from Detroit or something like that,
Detroit Dabbler, says, John, can you tune your guitar?
There's no evidence you can tune your guitar.
And so John is gonna prove prove once and for all,
this guy is a guitar tuning motherfucker.
Thanks for the two bucks.
Yet can't even tune a guitar.
$50 if you prove it.
Where's my guitar?
It's a small place.
It's, I like to be, where's my guitar?
This way or that way?
Those are the only choices.
It's not upstairs. It's not downstairs
It's not the other room
It's either to your right or to your left
Okay Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do So yeah, John's doing the doodoo killing time thing. Now what he's doing is he's putting a tuner on the head of his guitar.
Now watch me, watch how long this takes. Here's my guitar tuner, here's the guitar head. Oh, there it is! Turn it on. Boom! Now you can start tuning your guitar.
That's how easy it is. Look at how long John is struggling with just doing this Why is this so difficult?
If this was happening in the zoo, I wouldn't go to any other exhibit
Okay, so you got your good you got your tuner on now, all right
So now he's gonna go through and tune each string, which I don't know why they're
so out of tune. Okay, so the whole point of that is that we don't think you can tune by ear, John.
You can't tune by ear.
We know that because when you play your guitar that's out of tune, it doesn't bother you.
That's what's crazy about your musicianship.
You can play an out of tune instrument and it bothers everyone else, but not you.
So when the super chatter says you can't tune your guitar he didn't mean put a tuner on it
and turn the knobs until it winds up he meant can you tune your guitar by ear and you can't and now
look at how smug this prick is as he strums a c major to a G major chord, the most basic guitar playing possible.
What a smug prick.
And it sounds like shit.
That guitar sounds like garbage.
You gotta get new strings, you gotta get a new guitar.
He's so proud of himself here.
Whoa, what was that chord? What was that chord? So either John's guitar can't keep tuned at all.
It was supposed to sound like this. That's a D major chord. All right, I don't know. This is getting picked up by my microphone. Let's listen to what John sounded like just now.
This is Smug John proving he could tune a guitar
I
Don't know if the the high E string is already out of tune or if he just doesn't know how to finger that chord
All tune. Oh John. That's not impressive at all
That's embarrassing keep fucking with. That's embarrassing, keep fucking with him
on the guitar tuning thing.
Because after that, he explains he needs this $50
that he proved that he could tune a guitar
because that's what the deal was with the Super Chat.
Thank you, where's the 50?
Put your money where your mouth is.
Put your money where your mouth is, old tune. That's not what put your money where your mouth is, old toon.
That's not what put your money where your mouth is means, John.
You're so stupid.
You are a dumb idiot.
Put your money where your mouth is means to take action.
Don't just talk about a problem.
Fucking do something about it.
That's what that means.
Not pay up your bat.
Then you would say something like pay up your bat.
Not put your money where your mouth is, you fucking you fucking retard and again it has nothing to do with
using a tuner. A child could use a tuner and tune a guitar we don't think you can
determine pitch. That's the issue that people are having with you. Oh by the
way I just want to point out John's hair looks like shit. Are you guys looking at
John's hair? This dye job it can't be done at a barber shop or a salon or a supercuts. They wouldn't do this to you.
This has to be homemade. It looks like he put on a Lego person's hair.
And so people are pointing that out to him.
Noites hair shop he had. Oh my god, you look disgusting.
Noites hair sharpie head. Oh my god. You look disgusting
Dude Kelly just one piece of advice. I mean you're doing this way fat commercials. Don't wear a purple fucking
Fucking outfit a purple dress. You look like fucking Barney
so the super chatter
Whose name is Kelly Clarkson is beautiful and has an avatar that is Kelly Clarkson and
John's response is hey Kelly Clarkson. You're fat John. That that is Kelly Clarkson. And John's response is, hey Kelly Clarkson, you're fat.
John, that's not Kelly Clarkson.
And this happens again later in the episode too,
where this person is fucking with John.
Hey John, your hair looks like shit.
Oh yeah, well you're fat.
I'm not Kelly Clarkson.
Your hair still looks like shit.
That's what's really going on, dummy.
But it's a deflection.
He knows his hair looks like shit. He'd rather talk about anything else. That's what's really going on, dummy. But it's a deflection.
He knows his hair looks like shit.
He'd rather talk about anything else.
I guess there weren't any misspellings.
Or well, there is.
He coulda gone that route.
He loves doing that.
All right, so you know what?
Since we're talking about how shitty John looks,
I'm turning into the Uncle Rico show right now.
The beginning of his show, he's never prepared
when the show starts.
Never prepared.
Hi everybody, How you doing?
Yes, so adjust his camera. Look at his shirt.
How you doing?
Look at how wrinkled his shirt is.
From Joe Walsh.
It's wrinkled everywhere. Does he not own a dresser?
Alright, new thing. I know John's like, hey, 200 bucks, I'll show you what my apartment looks like.
How about 200 bucks? Show us your dresser, John. Prove you have a dresser. I
don't think you have a dresser. I don't think you own one. 58 year old man. Don't
have a dresser. You have your clothes piled up next to your bed. Maybe on your
bed. Alright so John has what's-his-nuts on there, clay dabbler or something, and they're goofing on me.
So this is John's, I guess he's getting some serious research about me in from other people.
John doesn't know how to do this type of research, but he's finding out some dirt.
And John's been saying this since he came back to the Dabbleverse. We're closing in on a year now. John was before he did that
he's tweeting out I'm getting dirt on Lady K and the shit wear and Barbara
Levy and I'm gonna have all this information just you wait I'm taking
everyone down with all this dirt I'm gonna get and I remember long phone
calls with Shuley like oh shit what do you think he found out oh my god what's
gonna happen?
Should we just quit now?
We're terrified by this.
This is the kind of information a year later, John's finally dug up on me.
And Lady K doesn't have that much money either.
And that's a fact he pretends to.
He bought his house in Shithole, the armpit of New York, Rochester for $200,000.
You think?
And he hasn't even fucking paid off the mortgage yet.
Trust me, he's not doing that well.
He gives us such strong cuck vibes, it's unreal.
He's the type of guy that would watch me
fuck his wife from the cupboard.
Yeah.
Definitely.
He'd probably pay me a few quid to do it.
Good stuff, Clay Dabler.
Roasting people's not for everyone, Clay.
I'll just say that, but good stuff.
So I don't know what kind of creepy research
Chad is doing on me.
I've lived in this house for 11 years
and I don't have the mortgage paid off yet.
Seems pretty typical, right?
Got a 30 year mortgage, haven't paid it off in 11 years.
I'm still paying a mortgage on this.
I don't know what the point is in that.
I did take a bunch of money and invest it in a second home in Cape Coral.
So I'm paying a mortgage on that as well.
John got me again.
Oh, no. Do I run around bragging about which money I have?
I'm the only guy who doesn't talk about fucking money.
This stupid dabble verse.
Not not the only one, but between KB and Stuttering
John and Chad Zumock, all these assholes are nonstop talking about money and counting money
and who's making the money, I don't give a fuck. If someone superchats John, that doesn't
affect me in any single way. Well, the only way it might affect me is if it's a funny
question, like, do you know how to tune a guitar and then we can prove that John does not a tune a guitar that's the time that it's fun so pollution late 7425 oh
you know before I do that there's a fantastic video I wanted to play for you
guys but I'll end the John segment with that let's talk about John suing again
because I teased that in the description of the show today. So John posted this.
So this is a tweet from over the weekend.
I am serious.
I seriously am calling my lawyer about the false allegations made by Rocco Burrow, Carl
Heberger and the shit network.
You can't just accuse someone of committing a crime with no actual proof.
It can damage my reputation.
Couple things here.
First off, I seriously am calling my lawyer. I seriously am. This
time I'm not lying. John, you're bluffing again. This never works. It's never worked
once. Never once has someone said, I'll stop talking about you then, John. My bad. We've
proven that you're a liar, that you've got nothing. And the whole thing that we proved, I mean to say there's no actual
proof, John admitted he was smoking a vape, John admitted he drank a bucket of
beers, and he keeps doing the math on it. So this whole thing is about him
driving drunk after the party. There's a video of him getting in a car, Dookie
playing it, video of him getting in a car, driving away from the bar after the party.
John says, well I only had five or six beers and it was over five hours.
So he's already off on that.
He also didn't know how many beers were in a bucket of beers.
I only had a bucket of beers and I shared one.
He's making up all these excuses as he goes.
So John's a liar.
John's not suing anyone.
No one's afraid of you.
You've got to stop it with this bullshit.
It doesn't intimidate anyone. It's never worked once.
This is the definition of insanity.
This has never worked one dime for John. That he threatens us and we get scared and go away.
So then, this fucking idiot goes on his show yesterday and he explains that he's actually suing another guy.
So crazy that he's gonna talk to his lawyer seriously
about me and Tookie and Shooley,
but then it turns out someone else
did something even worse to John.
Hey everybody, oh Jesus.
He's never ready, never ready to start a
show green screen.
Just look at yourself before
you're back or a fucking
idiots.
Listen.
I know.
What do you know that.
That a certain person, certain person whose name I won't mention.
He's talking about Vince the lawyer.
Did a show this morning, falsely alleging stuff and saying things, putting a beeping
horn and again, you know, trying to lie about my condition and
everything but. So, I'll explain what he's talking
about here in case people haven't seen this. So, I've
talked about this for a while. Vince the lawyer, if you enjoy
his style of content, it's it maybe you enjoy the is a
satirical. I don't know what he's going for, honestly.
I don't find it all that amusing or entertaining,
but he manipulates the videos that he plays.
So he loves to show these videos,
and then John watches them and thinks they're real,
and these things really happen.
And then when he sees a video with him in it,
and he puts in these sound effects
that John's driving into a car,
and the car had to lay on its horn,
because as John's leaving the parking lot, it looks like he might be in the wrong lane. He's
driving towards oncoming traffic. So Vince put in this overlay of the sound
effect. The guy's laying on the horn and John goes, oh now I can sue you. But John,
this is where you get all your research about me from. So just FYI and you can't
sue him for that. Just FYI of that too. Here would tell you. That's specifically the
first thing they would say.
That's what they would say.
That's what they would say.
That's what they would say.
That's what they would say.
That's what they would say.
That's what they would say.
That's what they would say.
That's what they would say.
That's what they would say. That's what they would say. That's what they would say. for the first time ever, I almost think John might have talking talk to an actual attorney because that is what
they would tell you. That's specifically the first thing
they would say like, alright, let's look into it. Don't talk
about it. Don't bring anything up. You're just going to ****
it up. So, don't talk about it and when it comes to this
person because we are involved in something serious and I
know you all think, you know, John's always suing people, well, I sue.
No, we don't think that.
We think you're always threatening to sue people.
No one thinks you're always suing people.
Sharon Stone and I won.
You didn't.
You did not, John.
They settled out of court.
Sharon Stone's bodyguard physically assaulted you.
You actually had hospital bills.
They settled out of court.
That's not winning.
That's not winning a lawsuit.
I sued serious and I lost.
But George Carlin's family won for the exact same thing.
Right?
No, you fucking idiot.
Publicity.
It's not the exact same thing.
Just because you sued for word of publicity and George Carlin's family sued for word of publicity. It's not the exact same thing. Just because you sued for red publicity and George
Carlin's family sued for red publicity, it's not the exact same thing. He acts like I should have
won. George Carlin's family won. No, first off, they also settled out of court, the George Carlin
thing. You lost in court with prejudice. They're like, don't even try this again. This is a horrible
lawsuit. George Carlin's case, as people probably know, is there was this AI of George Carlin doing standup.
They're supposed to sound like George,
supposed to be his material from beyond the grave.
And the family said, no, this is fucked up.
This is not George Carlin.
I don't want anyone hearing this
and thinking that George Carlin had anything to do with this.
This is, we own his likeness.
You do not, you cannot do this. John sued
because they would play reruns of him on the Howard Stern show that were actually him.
And he sued for right to publicity. Very fucking different, extremely different. So to act
like, yeah, you know, I lost cause I don't know, Michael Pulpock sucked or something.
No, you had a terrible case. You never should have brought it. This one is not nearly as difficult to prove as the um, serious ex-sense. So I'm not going
to mention this person's name.
So John is claiming this lawsuit against Vince the lawyer is going to be very easy to prove.
What are the damages, John? What happened to you? It harmed my reputation. You get drunk on the internet
every day. No one can harm your reputation anymore. You're Wendy Dykstra of podcasting.
No one's harming your reputation, you idiot. Ugh, he's so fucking annoying. Okay, so let's
get on with the pollution late 7425 in Dabbler's Anonymous in the subreddit. Put together this fantastic video. The Duke of
the Dabblers.
John's fantasizing about me melting.
I'm one man.
Was a school teacher.
Who changed kids lives for the better.
Now look how happy he is. He gets to go into the sex world now.
With sex and life.
Received a myriad of cards.
Look at this fucking duck.
This drooling, fucking, inept, Syria, cars. Look at this fucking gun.
This drooling, fucking, inept, low IQ, horrible father, douchebag.
I didn't choose this fight.
It was brought to me.
I'm one man. fight. It was brought to me. I called the guys, I took it out, I called them! I'm going to enjoy the man, a hundred pounds less than Kevin, silence Kevin, he's holding the belt in scream.
Salute!
Salute!
Salute!
Salute!
Salute!
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Salute!
Salute!
Salute!
Salute!
Salute!
Salute!
Salute!
Salute! Salute! Salute! Salute! Salute! I fucking address you, Kev. Undress you! I promise you this.
You ain't gonna see.
You're gonna get fucked.
Oh. sorry. I fell asleep watching Space Jam 2.
Absolutely brilliant. Hats off to you. Pollution late 7425. Fantastic. All right, we're going
to get into KB in just a moment, but first, we gotta read your...
Yay, Super Chats!
And by the way, thank you for the over 1800 people who are watching live right now. I really appreciate that.
We'll put this out in our main feed. I'll probably clean up the Super Chat parts.
Alright, let's get into this real quick.
Bye, Brennan has turned his show
into Stuttering John's show and he needs an Adam Hinnicker. He needs a producer. He
needs co-hosts. He's drowning without these things. Kevin Brennan used to goof
on people who did shows by themselves. He used to goof on. People did clip shows and just watched videos and reacted to them.
That's all he's doing now.
So this is an example of MLC from yesterday and his tech issues.
It's just unbelievable how they fucking, how they couldn't make it more.
Oh, wait. Now, I
did this wrong. It's always
something. Problem with my show
being popular is uh everyone
gets mad when it's not it runs
not running. Uh
Alright, Kevin, you're still on. Show's still going buddy.
The only difference between him and Johnny, he doesn't do the uh, uh, he's just silent.
Uh, he's just breathing heavy.
Someone does that and instead of trying to-
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
So then he finally does bring up what he's trying to bring up.
And look at this. This is Stuttering John's show. He has two subreddits that he goes to. They're the exact
same two that John always goes to on his show when he doesn't know what else to do. Hackverse
Anonymous and Sheely's Anonymous. Kevin is doing the exact same show as Stuttering John
now. Just going to these subreddits, finding things other people posted, playing
that, barely reacting to it. Kevin's not even good at reacting or adding anything to these
video clips that he plays. Here's another example of these tech issues. Uh... Uh...
Just the taste.
His green screen looks so bad too.
That shitty background, that AI background thing.
Wait a second.
What's going on, Kevin?
Am I in the wrong thing again?
Oh no.
God damn it!
No, that's too bad.
It's almost like you should have...
God fucking, they really fucked this up. It's almost like you should fucking they really fucked this up
It's almost like you should know how to use your equipment if you're gonna run a show by yourself
Maybe be prepared for doing your show instead of just streaming non-stop all day every day Wow
Alright whenever you're ready buddy, take your time no rush
Super chats will continue to come in just sit there and look at your screen. Try to figure it out. What's the fuck man?
Here's another one he has no business doing a show by himself. It's a disaster
To be on here we can talk about anything on air, but there's
certain things that have to be talked to. But I told him I'll
save it. All right. Bob sent KB to link. No, I don't look this
stuff we got to talk about.
So he finally finds the video he was looking for all that time.
And it's incredible. I mean people are still watching the show
He's literally doing the stuttering John us and getting distracted by text messages
How can I how can I get people are literally texting me do while I'm doing the show
My now somehow my phone People are literally texting me while I'm doing the show.
Now somehow my phone, when I get a text on my phone, it goes to my computer and it pings.
So I don't know, again, I didn't set this up.
How did, how are they, I'm not even on my phone.
This is on the MLC podcast channel.
Yeah, that has nothing to do with anything, Kevin.
This is what's crazy to me.
So guys like Kevin and Stuttering John, they can't figure out their equipment.
They're constantly getting distracted. It's ruining their show.
They can't figure it out.
They don't know how to turn off notifications.
You would think people would be smart enough to figure out,
okay, what's the operating system I'm using?
And then Google, turn off notifications, Windows 11.
And see what comes up.
Someone will probably show you how
to turn off your notifications.
Instead, these idiots just go, technology's hard.
I don't get it.
This is too hard.
Well, then you need to add them back,
because this is embarrassing.
Your show's terrible.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Unbelievable.
And then right after that, so he's watching this Bob Levy clip, and I know that KB and
David Tell used to be friends.
That's the thing with Kevin and a lot of comics from New York.
They used to be friends.
Kevin is doing a David Tell impression
here. I don't know if he knows it or not. Come on, use your head. Steel Toe, what's his name? Aaron?
Aaron and April? So if you're not familiar with David Tell, here's a clip. This is spot on.
Threatening. What am I supposed to do? Walk around holding a balloon in a Hello Katie lunch box?
I'm going on the fly fly!
If you don't know Skank for the Memories, check it out. It's the greatest stand-up album of all time.
Fight me! Fight me if you think there's something better than Skank with them memories. So Kevin Brennan is completely lost it because now he's at
the point where he can't do the show by himself. He can't run his show. He sits there and he watches
Ray DeVito because My Lost Interest, if it weren't for My Lost Interest, I don't know what he would do.
He needs the subreddit My Lost Interest to feed him all the clips. He watches them in real time.
He hasn't prepared anything. He doesn't know what he's talking about. He doesn't respond well to things. So what does he do?
He has to bring on co-hosts and look who shows up. Again, 45 bucks away. Let's knock that out
and let's do overtime. We've got 38 seconds left. Do you feel like throwing us a couple of-
Do you feel like throwing us a couple of?
Wow, this is incredible
Wow, this is incredible and also
Also, Chad you made an offer. Where is that? Is that on my loss interest?
What offer the offer you made to his wife?
Yeah, it's all I was off my podcast. I don't know who clipped it but uh, yeah, that's all it's interested. Let me see
I hope it's on my loss interest Kevin. That's the only way you're going to find it. Because you didn't prep anything. You're just hoping my lost interest has it. So Kevin realizes
he needs someone, sends the link out, Chad Zumach shows up. Now Chad used to be the third Mike,
and they used him as a punching bag. And all the super chats would talk about what a loser he is,
and Kevin would read them and laugh. And now we're at a point where Chad is the co-host of the show.
Kevin Brennan needs Chad Zumach to be entertaining on his show.
He's not. Chad's not a funny guy. He's not an interesting guy.
And one of the problems with Chad is his attitude. He doesn't understand how life works. So, obviously, he's very excited that Aaron Imholt from Steel
Toe has announced that he's getting a divorce from April,
who used to be on the show, and Chad is celebrating this. I
said from day one that his marriage will inevitably end
because of his show. I said, just stop it. And here we are.
I told you. Wow, this is incredible.
I get the W.
I'm the winner.
How are you the winner?
How does this help your show?
It doesn't, Aaron getting divorced
doesn't make your show watchable.
It's not gonna add more viewers to your stream.
It's not gonna get more Patreon support.
You're not gonna have more people coming to see you headline in Florida.
What do you mean?
This is the problem with his whole mindset.
This is why Chad is a loser.
Because he never thinks, oh wait, I'm in control of my own destiny.
I don't have to wait for other people to fail.
I could just be good at what I do.
No.
Chad thinks I need Aaron Imholt to fail and that's how I'll be successful. It's not.
It's not going to help you in any single way. As Kevin Brennan once said, and I liked it so much,
I remembered it and repeated it, Chad Zumaik is a pathological loser. He's a fucking loser.
pathological loser. He's a fucking loser. And now he's second Mike on MLC. And trust me, it's going to his head.
Chad thinks he's a superstar. He thinks it's the biggest show.
I have twice as many viewers on this show right now that he
usually has. Thank you all for hanging out with us today. And
Chad thinks that MLC is the biggest show in the world. He
thinks that he's winning because he's on MLC and Aaron's
getting a divorce. You're not. You're a loser. You're still a loser. It's still the exact same thing
it's been. You're bad at this. And this is always why he's on the show is because the dynamic Mike
Bushetti couldn't make it on Monday. So we had Chad Zumach step in and save the day. Good stuff.
step in and save the day. Good stuff. I was watching Patrick Melton and he found something very interesting that I want to share with all of you. Chad Zumock, I mean look at it,
is sending out to bookers he doesn't know. All right, so I have to read this for you
because Chad sent a note to a booker
that he wanted to get standup gigs from
and the booker posted it on social media
because he thought it was so ridiculous.
So Chad writes, let me get this straight.
You book comedians in Florida
and you've never booked me all caps? What
the fuck all caps? I'm Florida's greatest comedian. I've got more credits than any of
those hacks you book. And I was on the biggest radio show in Cleveland for years. Oh, a decade
ago, Chad, are you still talking about your radio credits? No one who listens to the Alan
Cox show is calling in and going, when's Chad coming back? No one cares. The biggest, it was an afternoon show. It can't be the biggest
show in Cleveland. Just so you know how radio works, morning is prime time. You were on
an afternoon drive show. You weren't the biggest, you weren't on the biggest show in Cleveland.
Probably weren't even the biggest for that time slot. I know you had to come on my show
to goof on the guy you were up against at the time, but this is what he's using
as his credits. Like this is why this guy has to book Chad because he was on a
radio show a decade ago, over a decade ago. I opened for the biggest names in
the industry, Godfrey Florentine Swartzen, the list goes on, but yeah just keep
booking those no names for all shows. I won't get into the list goes on but yeah just keep booking those no names for all shows I
won't get into the list of comics that Chad thinks are the biggest names of the
industry that's not for me to determine I've heard of some bigger I mean I didn't
see any of those guys at the Tom Brady roast I'm just saying but okay biggest
names in the industry also the whole idea that you open for them. No one knows openers.
No one knows.
Whenever I go see big comics that I really enjoy
that are playing at theaters and stuff,
you never know the opener.
You never heard of them before.
It's funny how that works.
So this guy, Jesse Ever, who he's reaching out to,
decides to post that. And he writes,
"'This is absolutely how to not ever get booked by me
or any of the companies that I book for.
This email wasn't even sent to me.
Dude, we haven't connected with every single comedian
in the world.
If you're actually good, send us your shit
and ask for a booking.
Don't expect us to find you.'
And I'm pretty sure the shows he's referring to
to pay maybe 150 to 200 to headline. If you're a huge deal,
why would you go out of your way to find info for companies that
haven't booked you and bitch like this about not getting
hired for shit like that? If you're not desperate for work,
fucking weirdos. I also like the capitalized Florida's greatest
comedian. It's a title of honor. Apparently, He hasn't been eaten by them gators yet.
All right, well, Jesse's not the best either,
but this is the reason why Chad's a loser.
This is his mindset to reach out to people
who book comedy shows.
Chad wants to play more comedy shows.
I guarantee you that.
That's been coming up.
So his mindset is to be like, what the fuck?
You guys are nuts for not booking me
Are we we're doing fine?
The world does fine without chad zoomock
so
Anyway, that's what's going on. It's been a while since we've talked about uh, chad or even kevin
For that matter over 2 000 in here. Thank you guys so much
I'm going to talk about aron in april give you my take on that in just a moment
Ron brown five bucks zoomock was trolling that booker I'm going to talk about Aaron and April, give you my take on that in just a moment. Ron Brown, 5 bucks.
Zumuck was trolling that Booker.
He said it three weeks ago in his show because the Booker is a douche to comics.
Of course, you and Melton took the bait.
Well, either way, this guy's putting that out there.
See, this is the problem with Chad.
He thinks that trolling people is good for his career.
It's not.
So I understand that Chad doesn't think he was going to get put on a bunch of amazing shows after he sent that email. And it wasn't even to that booker,
the guy just shared it. But that's the thing is that that booker shared it with the other
booker that shares it with other guys who booked for comedy. And they go, I don't want
to work with this guy. This guy's a piece of shit. And you can say that the guy's a
douche to comics. I work, so I've been in music most of my life
and people book shows at various venues
and some of them I don't get along with
and some of them are cool and fuck comes down to sound guys.
There's some sound guys I can't stand.
Some of them are cool.
You don't go around talking shit.
They're all in the same circle.
They all talk to each other
and you'll quickly get really bad sound or not booked
when you go around talking shit to these people. It's a bad strategy, it's a bad mindset,
Chad's a fucking dumb idiot. Alright let's get into this. I want to thank Doom.
I don't know if Doom's still here, but I want to thank Doom. This is from his channel.
He's the one who put this together for us. So Aaron Imholt from Steeltoe came
on his show, I believe yesterday, and said,
guys I'm gonna get out in front of this. April and I are getting a divorce. The
paperwork's gonna come out eventually. Someone's gonna find it. So I might as
well just tell you now we're getting a divorce. And yesterday or today, he elaborated on it. And this is where I think people might be following,
people might be taking the bait,
people might be following for a bit of work.
I think this might be a work.
It should be a work.
If it's not a work, shame on Aaron Inuhl.
And we'll explain why.
But this, okay, this is what this reminds me
of. So Chad Zumaik and Patrick Melton want this to happen so bad and it's very
similar to when Kevin Brennan and Stuttering John wanted Bob Levy to
leave Shulie's channel and so as soon as Bob Levy put out a thing like yeah they
don't treat me right I don't need this I could do my own thing they both jumped
on it like oh I knew it I knew do my own thing. They both jumped on it like, oh, I knew it.
I knew it.
They're reaching out to Bob.
Come on my show.
I'll pay you money.
Come on my show.
I knew it.
Like they took the bait.
It was so easy because they're too invested.
And this is why I told Patrick when I called today.
I go, I think you're too close.
I think you're too invested.
I think you might have fallen for a bit.
This might be a work.
And I'll explain why.
But let's see what Aaron is saying about
April and the divorce here
Shad zoom mock that's not the right link
That's not the right link at all
But I do have the right link
It's always good to have Patrick yelling Chad zoomach one more time though and then towards the end
Again talking about just this is just talking about me mm-hmm
Towards the end I did a lot of things. I am not
necessarily proud of oh
I did things. I'm not necessarily
as a father of three, probably not good stuff.
Alright, so it's all very vague, and this is purpose, purposely vague, because Aaron
knows he's getting all the eyeballs now.
He's getting all the attention.
And this is why I think it's a work.
Again, I'm not friends with Aaron.
I've never hung out with the guy.
We've traded text messages.
He was on my show, I was on his show.
We're not friends.
I'm friends with Gino Pisconti.
I'm not friends with Aaron.
I've hung out with Gino.
I don't know Aaron.
I hope that this is a work,
that he's doing this to get over on people
and April shows up next week and they have a big laugh at everyone's expense because if it's not
erin is so far fucking gone he has such a crazy personality disorder if this is
not a work I don't know what to tell him irresponsible things mm-hmm that a 37
year old man with three children shouldn't do?
All right, so what is he hinting at here? He's hinting at, I would say drug use, and
I'll tell you why, because we're gonna get into more of that in a moment where he talks
about what he was doing that was irresponsible, but he's not saying it. He's not coming out
and saying it, and there's a lot of speculation on a lot of different things, but I'm gonna
go ahead and speculate. He's saying, listen, I'm. And there's a lot of speculation on a lot of different things. But I'm gonna go ahead and speculate.
He's saying, listen, I'm a 37-year-old man.
I have responsibilities in life.
I have three children.
I should not be going on benders.
That's how I'm interpreting this, all right?
Drinking, drug use, something like that.
Irresponsible behavior.
And the one thing I'm, and I'm ashamed of that.
I'm ashamed that I did things a
37 year old father of three
shouldn't do
however, I
Am very happy that I am NOT doing those things. Yeah. I'm okay. So again
Sounds a lot like
Drug use drinking. I was doing some shit. I should have been doing now. I'm not I quit I stopped doing that. Okay Very good. I'll explain why you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, And he's pretending he's just talking about himself, but he's not I'm very happy that there was a crossroads in my life where I could have kept doing those things or
I could have gotten off and stopped doing those things and I did
choose when things got really crazy and really hectic to stop doing those things and
That is something I'm remarkable I'm remarkably happy that I did.
He says remarkable a lot.
I did.
Who's ever remarkably happy?
I was remarkably happy.
I was in a good mood remarkably about that.
Some words that even make sense together.
However, I had to make that decision by myself and that fucking eats a dick. Okay,
so let's interpret this and I'm just interpreting what Aaron's putting out there because obviously
he's being vague. Could mean a lot of different things. He's saying, I started doing something that was irresponsible.
I would speculate, coke, meth, booze, all three,
two out of the three, something like that.
And he realizes that, oh, this is not the right way to go.
I have a family, I gotta keep this shit together.
I'm sure his ex-wife
is probably paying attention
to this kind of thing because
he has whatever custody. I
don't know any of that stuff.
Whatever. But he has
responsibilities. So, he says,
I could have kept doing that
and things would have gotten
worse and I decided to stop
doing those things. Okay. But
this is about you and April getting a divorce. So why are you
bringing that up? That really does suck. I am not sitting here tonight. Do not look at
me as some victim good guy who got fucked over anything. No, absolutely not. Who even
brought that? Did anyone suggest that? Is someone in his chat
Claiming he's a victim of something. Where did that come from?
Hey guys, listen
I am NOT the greatest podcaster of all time. I know
Listen, I know you could say better than Rogan. You could say that I'm not I'm not I'm not Bobby Lee
Okay, keep saying it, but it's not
true. The fuck's he talking about? I have my share of shit that I need to shovel. Again, I did things
that a father of three should not do. Jesus. I mean, he keeps repeating this over and over again.
This is why, I mean, this isn't smoking weed after you put the kids to bed. You know what I mean? The
way he's talking about this is like oh this this was a
meth bender weekend is what you're talking about. Okay. And
I can use later in life as a lesson to my children of how
not to behave. Yeah. Of how not to do things. Listen, if
you're gonna have kids, can't do meth. Pick one or the other.
Alright, kids, that's my lesson to you so uh again just owning my stuff not yeah there's there's a lot of stuff I
wouldn't do if I could do it over again yeah we got it you have regrets you made
bad decisions you stopped doing that okay Okay. Does that make sense? It does. I mean, barely.
You got to be my co-host on this one.
No, it does. The whole working together.
No.
What does that mean? You're going to be my co-host on this one.
Like, can you say something, please? I don't know why I'm
paying you to sit next to me. It's not because you're good
looking. That's why I paid the other person to sit next to me.
Not you.
Oh, I don't know if I could be with any one person.
Like all day, every day, I just need space.
Yeah.
You need a little time alone.
You need time just...
You're adding nothing.
Okay, Aaron shouldn't have put his wife on his show with him. Everyone agrees
with that. That's not what he's talking about right now. He just said he was doing something
that was terribly irresponsible for a man who's married and has children. And this guy
goes, yeah, man, I know being around your wife all the time probably got annoying.
I don't know, fucking decompressed sometimes. but when right and I'm sure that cuts both ways
Driveway junkies has just one divorce for me that one put me through enough. I don't wish that on anyone
Yeah, I was fucking though when my friend alright, then he starts bragging about his first divorce. He was banging April, so it wasn't so bad
Let's get into this stuff cuz this is where he definitely gives us some clues. Tired. The audience knew that I wasn't right. The audience knew that I was tired.
The audience knew that I was drinking too Celsius a show just to get through it.
Aaron wasn't sleeping enough sometimes. Look, it's, you know. Tell me you're doing Coke a lot without telling me you're doing Coke a lot.
I wasn't sleeping. I was tired. Everyone could tell I was tired.
I was drinking caffeinated beverages to get through the shows.
Okay, so you and April were getting into Coke a lot.
Is that what you're telling us right now? Because he keeps saying that he's decided to stop and unfortunately
Not everyone decided to stop. Oh you
Rumors get started for a reason
And the reason rumors get started is because you behave a certain way and I was behaving a certain way and it lent itself to rumors
People are allowed to do that
Will heron says,
Hi, Aaron. Hi, rest of the people here for the train wreck. You know what? I'm sorry.
Hi, Will Heron. I like that guy. If you were here for the train wreck, I don't think it's there.
I don't think the train wreck is there because I'm not ashamed of anything.
What? You know what? I'm not. I well, no, this guy is the king of saying the opposite he'll be like guys. I made some mistakes
I was irresponsible people like in my position shouldn't behave like that. Do you have any regrets? No what what?
Might be the wrong not ashamed. It's like I'm not high. I'm not hiding from it. Yeah, yes
You are you're not explaining anything you know
Ashamed yes, I've done things. I'm ashamed. Okay good absolutely
things that
I've had to come clean to people about but you're not ashamed to be sitting in that chair
I'm not ashamed to be sitting here telling you guys because I think it can be helpful I
do
Let's see I want to keep going in the chat here
Again, I wanna keep going in the chat here.
Ugh, the fucking chat. Again, I only want to talk about me and my wrong,
I'm certainly not going to talk about what I did right.
I mean, other than the not doing those things anymore,
like coming to a crossroads and going,
look, you got three kids, you can't fucking do this shit.
What are you doing?
That will be the only good thing I say about myself.
So this is a man who says he's getting divorced
and he claims the reason why is because he decided
to stop doing irresponsible stuff.
So let's just all assume he's talking about
Math or Coke or something.
So what he is saying here, and it's very clear to anyone who's listening to this,
is that April is still into math or co-oc. He needed to stop. April didn't want to.
So this is what I'm saying. If this isn't a work, I still think that this is a work.
This is nuts. No one would behave like this. No one would talk like this, especially a guy like
Aaron Immo, unless he's an idiot, unless he's as dumb, as stuttering John, and has the same narcissistic personality
disorder as John. No one would do this because you're literally going out there and saying,
my ex-wife who I'm currently getting a divorce from is a meth head, which would be very detrimental
to that person. If you still cared about them at all, you wouldn't want to put that out in the
world. You'd want to get them help or something. You wouldn't want to put that out in the world. You'd want to get them help or something.
You wouldn't want to put that out there.
But I just can't believe April was on the show a month and a half ago.
She was still the cohost and now they're getting a divorce six weeks later.
I don't believe that.
I think this is a work.
This would be happening way too fast.
I think that they saw an opportunity.
Hear me out and people are going to say I'm crazy on this one.
Hear me out on this one. So, Erin and April,
April did have to get off the
show. I believe that was real.
It did happen on April 1st,
little suspicious, whatever. I
do think that it got to her and
she needed to get off the show.
And Erin's been teasing all of
this and he wouldn't, alright,
it's elaborate, bear with me.
So, Erin's been teasing all this stuff. He's going out all the time watching the game with his buddies, karaoke, all this
stuff the single guys do, losing weight, and then, you know,
the speculation starts, oh, he's single, he's April's out. So,
then he goes, alright guys, you got me. I gotta confess, April
left. So, he's been building to this moment and now
he's got Chad doing his victory lap and taking the W Patrick Melton's devote his entire show to these
clips every day and everyone's talking about this getting all these eyeballs on Aaron Imholte and
steel toe and it looks like he's disheveled the set terrible, everything he's done to change the show is changing it for the worse. So all of this stuff, if I'm wrong, Aaron is a piece of shit. If I'm wrong, Aaron, you're a
fucking loser. If I'm wrong about this, tell me this is a work. It has to be a work. There's no
other way around it. You can't be this naive to think that you could go on, call your ex a meth head on your show, and then
just be like, all right, so we gotta hit the goal today. We gotta hit the goal now, guys,
right? If all of this is true, then you're a fucking liar and there's no reason to ever
watch your show. This can't be true. This can't be what's going on in your life. Please tell me it's not
You're a devil boy bad Aaron says not sure
Inoffensive dis says you're only human you goddamn right this fucking thing where he just reads chats the entire time
I don't think these are super chats
I think he just has nothing else to talk about you have a co-host there talk to him you try it
I know it didn't work
How would Aaron Imholte define crazy and hectic circumstances specifically says Sean? about. You have a co-host there. Talk to him. You tried. I know. It didn't work.
How would Aaron Imholte define crazy and hectic circumstances specifically, says Sean?
There's a reason I didn't get specific with you.
All right. There's a reason I didn't get specific with you.
So that everyone could speculate and we could build this thing up and who knows maybe it's gonna go on for a week or a few more days but I I think April's gonna show up on the show and they're gonna go haha gotcha gotcha.
Long line of nothing burgers.
Yeah.
Radz of Chaz with five bucks says are we going to have another number one party at Raleigh's
again considering you're single again. Thank you.
Jason Bain says, did Aaron leave
his pregnant first wife for April?
Guys, we have told this story so many times on this show.
Yeah, but a lot of people don't listen to your show, Aaron,
so they don't know.
That's a dumb thing too.
How do you not know about this?
Well, because there's 200 people watching
your show. What do you mean? There's most people in the world have no idea. Most people
in Minnesota have no idea what the fuck happened with you. They have no idea what's going on.
Anyway, am I crazy? I gotta go back to the chat. I gotta see. Oh, and note to Patrick
Melton if he's watching. Never stop doing the secret word bit. It's fantastic. Do not
retire that. I believe El Harry Blair retired it because you do it
So don't worry about that, but am I crazy right now?
The errands obviously alluding to the fact that they had a drug problem
They were on they were doing shit
They shouldn't have been doing and he made the decision to stop doing that and she didn't
That's the only way you can interpret what he said. Tell me if I'm not I'm gonna go back to the the chat here and
See what you guys are saying. Tell me if I'm not. I'm gonna go back to the chat here and see what you guys are
saying. I promise this I will deliver. Doug from the Jingle's department sent me this
clip today. If you don't know that reality show you need to know. This is Helga Mann and Lisa Boswell
and Lisa has the world's best comedic timing. I
don't think she knows that, but she's learning about it. And
this is another great example. And over there, it's not even a
racial thing. These people are relatives. The Bible has the
genealogy of that entire group of people.
You know what I really want today, Helga?
Some pound cake.
Some pound cake.
You want a pound cake?
No, just a piece of it.
A piece of pound cake.
Yeah.
Which means I'm going to have to go to the grocery store
and get you some pound cake while I'm out. Well, I'll submit then you eat pound cake. Yeah. Which means I'm going to have to go to the grocery store and get you some pound cake while I'm out. Well,
I've submitted, then you eat pound cake. Now, first off,
great work ladies. Fantastic job. But what Doug pointed out
to me and the reason why he thinks it's the greatest clip
he's ever seen on the internet is because you gotta look at
Lisa's face. Now, if you don't know about this show, Lisa is
staring at herself in the monitor all episode long. So Helga's going on and on
about nonsense and Lisa's staring at herself and so you see her looking at
herself and what I want you to watch for is all of a sudden she's overtaken with
happiness and joy. You see that she just gets this big smile on her face out of nowhere.
Has nothing to do with what Helga is saying.
These people are relatives.
The Bible has the genealogy.
See that smile right there?
She just thought a thought in her head that made her very happy.
Watch this again.
The Bible has the genealogy of that entire group of people.
Now her eyebrows are up. She has never been happier in her life right here.
You know what I really want today, Helga? Some pound cake. Like literally in her brain,
as Helga's talking about whenever nonsense, she's going, you know, if you're really good at
some pound cakes, you know what? You know what would be
really good today? It's a pound cake. I like pound cake and I
like pizza. Some pound cake. You want a pound cake? I like
pizza. No, just a piece of it. A piece of pound cake. Yeah. Which means I'm going to have to go to the grocery store and get you some pound cake. Yeah. Yeah. Get to it. I'm going to have to go to
the grocery store and get you
some pound cake. Yeah. Yeah.
Get to it. I'm going to have to
go to the grocery store and get
you some pound cake. Yeah. Yeah.
Get to it. I'm going to have to
go to the grocery store and get
you some pound cake. Yeah. Yeah.
Get to it. I'm going to have to
go to the grocery store and get
you some pound cake. Yeah. Yeah.
Get to it. I'm going to have to
go to the grocery store and get
you some pound cake. Yeah. Yeah.
Get to it. I'm going to have to
go to the grocery store and get
you some pound cake. Yeah. Yeah.
Get to it. I'm going to have to
go to the grocery store and get you some pound cake. Yeah. Yeah. Get to it. I'm't even keep up. Guys, I'm gonna read through some super chats.
Tomorrow's WATP is featuring Ray DeVito and so tune in for
that. We'll be live at 5 PM Eastern Time. If you're behind
the paywall, Patreon, Supercast, or YouTube, you'll
get a link to that and you can watch it. Otherwise, you can
always listen for free the next day. We put out WATP, the audio podcast, full-length audio podcast episodes every
Thursday and Sunday morning. I think that's gonna do it for who are these
podcasts. Thanks for tuning in to a special emergency mini-sode with me
today. I do appreciate that. We'll be back again tomorrow. Of course we got
Hackamania coming up. Come see us in Vegas. Hackamania.com.
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doing a live show and actually the Creep Off's doing a live
show. We'll be doing that with Vinnie Paulino. We'll be doing
the show with Who Are These Podcasts. Tukey Soup is there.
NLO. Whole bunch of shows. Ray DeVito. Pat Dixon is going to
be out there. So definitely tune in for that.
My buddy Brian Johnson's gonna be there,
and Mary Beth, so definitely looking forward to that.
My brother's doing stand-up comedy for the first time ever,
so you're not gonna wanna miss that one.
Please join us again next time.
It might be the episode we find out once for all.
Who are these podcasts?
Sleep well, everypony.
Parting in the mush pits of morning radio. It might be the episode we find out once for all who are these podcasts sleep well, everypony
Hmm, okay great show good job everybody great job everyone
Shut the fuck up ass wife and suck my cock bullshit
You fucking know all about this shit! No one told me there was going to be boasting!
Fucking thing sucks! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha alert class who fucking cares who gives a shit who gives a fuck
this is going great
you know who are these podcasts I don't know I don't get it. Makes no sense.