Who Are These Podcasts? - Minisode - Stuttering John on Opie and Jim

Episode Date: October 2, 2024

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That we're doing. And I should have written this down. Someone sent me this and it's fantastic. It's about 45 minutes of audio and it's when Opie and Jim Norton had a show together. That only lasted two years on SiriusXM. And this is from February 11th, 2015. So less than a year, only about six months from when the time that Anthony was fired in the

opening Anthony show was at Dunzo for good. And so Opie continued on with Jim Norton and this episode has it all. My two favorite guys to goof on with Opie and Stunner and John is there as the guest. One of my favorite radio guys of all time who's been on this show, I've been on his show, Jim Norton is there. And then my favorite standup, who has no idea that I exist,

Dave Attell is also on this show. Tigers win. Yay. Oh man, I was getting dicey there at the end. Thank you, Pien Wienerstein for the update on that. So yeah, somebody sent this my way and I should have written down who that was. Thank you for sending this to me

because I found this fascinating for a number of reasons. One of the reasons is that John is desperate for employment and asks for a job multiple times, multiple jobs, multiple times. And we'll get into that. Also, it just shows you that John is not in their league. David Tell and Jim Norton are firing on all cylinders and John's just a dork. They're so much funnier and quicker and better than him. It's just a different quality. Yes, it's a different quality. They're in different leagues.

John's playing single A ball. And these guys are in the playoffs in the Major League. So let's start off with, they're talking about acting for some reason, and John asks Jim Norton if he does any acting gigs, which is laughable. Jim's been on HBO, he's been in movies, whatever. He's not an actor, that's not his main thing by any means.

He's done stuff. He's definitely done stuff. But then we find out very quickly why John asked this question. Yes, John, I do a little acting. Yeah, what have I seen you in, Jim? Jim is a good actor. Perhaps in Spider-Man and perhaps on the Amy Schumer

program, perhaps in Lucky Louie. Lucky Louie. And perhaps in Louie itself the new I remember the Lucky Louie Go Thank you very much Iraq Jim is one of the few crossovers from the Lucky Louie to Louie you made it to the next I think for you. How do I get it? You know how to get on that show? Now this is how John always does this he tries to pretend as like jokes like hey How do I get on that show right? Who do I got to blow? But meanwhile because we're gonna see a lot of evidence of this he's hoping there's like oh, yeah

We get you a guest spot with actually you might be a good secondary character on that show I think you and Louie would work really well together. He's looking for something like that to happen or oh I didn't know you acted John. Actually I do actually I do. I wrote a movie. I star in it. You know, go through his old, you know, dude, where's my car? Go through all of his credit's airheads. He's waiting for something like that to happen. I think he also would blow Louis CK. I think so. If given the opportunity. Yeah. Louis CK would rather jerk off in front of him. In front of him. And get a blowjob from him. But who wouldn't? Who wouldn't rather

jerk off in front of John? They're gonna blow a job from him. I ask who amongst us. Oh, I should remind everybody because we are live right now on YouTube. We do have the SuperTip system, supertip.gg slash W-A-T-P. You see it there up in the right hand corner. There's a QR code. It's also pinned in the chat. It's also in our description. I figured that part out. Look at me. So you can go over to another tab or another browser or something and give us a SuperTip. We appreciate that. And thank you all for being here for this episode. There are some super tips coming in. We'll get to those very shortly. Thank you for the support. So they're talking about John Stutter. And Jim

remembers that David Tell has the greatest stuttering joke of all time. You got to think like, why wouldn't john have a funny joke about stutter, you'd think that he would. But this, this kind of demonstrates that it's a nice example that Josh is out of his element yeah he can't hang with Norton and Attell he would never come up with something like this Attell had the greatest stutter joke ever oh yeah my grandfather is a stutterer he died saying the word papaya

Paya. That was a different time, guys. Very good joke. Yeah. The person you don't hear laughing there is John. Yeah. John only laughs when he tells a joke, which we're going to find out on this episode. It's very funny. One of his pet peeves is, you know, these guys, all they laugh at their own jokes.

John is the king of laughing at his own jokes. Oh, I should tell you this real quick. I'm over the place. Sorry, I'm a little scatterbrained. But I was just talking to Ray DeVito on the phone. Ray is at GebHards right now. And of course Tuesday is when Opie's usually there doing his show.

So Ray was hoping to get on GebHards. I gave him some questions about Scorch to ask Opie. But apparently Opie is not there because he broke his leg. Yeah, how? I didn't, I don't think Ray knew anything. I was like, I'm gonna ask Ray a follow-up question. He goes, I think I broke his leg.

I'm like, okay. Well, maybe he didn't break his leg. Who knows? Who knows? Maybe he just saw that Ray was there and just decided like, hey, tell the guy I broke my leg. I don't know.

But that's a shame if that's the truth. I don't know what Opie does that he could break his leg doing. Moving the car to the other side of the street. I don't know. We'll get well soon if so. Physical activities he up to. I'm not even sure. Okay. So I have a bunch of examples on here of Jim just being way better at radio than John could ever hope to be and John not getting it. There's a bunch of examples. Here's the first one where John asks if Jim or Dave are going to be on the Justin Bieber roast. Remember, this is going back to 2015, the famous Justin Bieber roast with our friend Chris Delia. The good old days. Let's not forget that. Are you guys doing the Justin Bieber roast? They asked me and I said no.

I'm lying. I love that. Jim's so fast, so funny. They asked me and I said no. Why would you say no to something like that? Just falls for it every time. We're gonna have a number of examples of exactly that happening. Alright, so then John starts interviewing everyone else. We've seen this from John. When John's doing his own show and has a guest on, he's terrible at interviewing people. But when he's a guest, he goes into interview mode. We saw this when he was on that show in Iowa,

where he's the guest promoting his comedy show and just wants to interview the host of the show and it's awkward and weird. So he starts asking Jim Norton a question about his weight loss Jimmy lost a lot of weight around this time. So Jim, how did you lose all this weight? What the hell really? I mean, I mean you don't get it. Look what he's having for breakfast over here. I Have an affirmation of my refrigerator says you can do it Every morning, but I like how you eat the enemy's food

I do it. And I look at that every morning. I like how you eat the enemy's food. I like that. Let me learn their ways. Smell their smells. Yeah, I go like four or five days a week. What happened? Yeah, you know Dave, I don't like to brag. What happened? Like what was the whole like epiphany here?

What happened? I just wanted to do it. I just got sick of it. I got sick and tired of being a fucking frump. Watch yourself. Were you ever in shape as a boy? It's like I got sick and sick and tired of being a fucking frump and I just watch yourself We've ever in shape as a boy There's the first example of John saying something and him being the only one laughing at it And I'm not even sure what he's going for there. I got sick of being a frump. Hey watch yourself I don't think he knows what that word means. I don't think he like what would that what we think that he was going to say If not, let me play that again

That's so stupid. It's like I got sick and sick and tired of being a fucking frump and I just watch yourself We've ever in shape as a boy No one else in the studio is laughing. Hey watch yourself. I know I just got sick of being a frump Yeah, I noticed that too cuz and that was the only thing I could think of is he doesn't know what that word means Correct, but what do you think? do you think he might say what? Watch yourself tells me it's a word close to like like the n-word, you know, if you're like, oh, that's a trigger for me Whoa, watch yourself, you know, but starts with an F That's all I got

No one else got it either so maybe I'm the internet idiot, but let's go more interviewing Jim. This is John interviewing Jim on Jim show, which the problem with this premise, and I explained this when we made fun of John for the Iowa thing, is that the listeners of that show know the hosts. They don't need you to interview them because they listen to these people every day for the most part. Right. So you don't need to go on Howard Stern and listen to these people every day for the most part, right? So you don't need to go on Howard Stern and ask Howard Stern. Hey, are you married? We all know and that kind of thing doesn't usually bother me too much if it's genuine like wow, Jim. You look great I haven't seen you in a while

You lost a lot of weight and then is over with and you it passes on but Everybody else that listens to that show knows he's lost a lot of weight. Okay. Oh, so John Q. Public is saying, so John's like, hey, I'm a frump, watchy watch it, you're making fun of me here. Is that what that was? Oh, I don't know. Okay, maybe. Maybe that's what it was. Well, no one got it. And I didn't either. And it didn't work. But John laughed hysterically at it. So that's good stuff. All right.

Maybe, yes, maybe that is what it was good stuff John Very funny a good joke is one that needs to be explained a bunch. Yes, so more interviewing Jim Norton here No, I don't I'm actually it's it's like a running joke. I'll say I'm single and I love to mingle and people laugh, but it's I love to mingle and people laugh, but it's But no I do not it's so weird like I you know I stopped drinking for like two weeks Like it well here's the thing I was dating like a 26 year old and they want a party for the first time in like 20 As I had sex without even having a buzz I lasted like 30 seconds wow Which is so I guess when you drink, your like dick gets numb from the alcohol.

I couldn't believe how bad it was. Just no more stamina? Yeah, so I went back to drinking immediately. There you go. John quit drinking for two weeks, had sex with a girl, and premature ejaculated, and decided this ain't for me. Sober life ain't for me.

I'm going back to drinking again. At least he has a reason. The other thing he said there, he hadn't had sex without a buzz on in 20 years. That's a long time. That's bizarre. Yeah. You never had morning sex or afternoon sex.

I understand you get drunk every night. We all understand that, but that's a weird thing to admit Especially a man who was married for a lot of that time that he's talking about his his self-deprecation Doesn't it's time off. It's funny, right? No, it's just telling you just like oh no don't don't say that That's awful. Yeah, not good at all So then they get into his marriage and they want to know well, why'd your marriage and John as they say we grew apart Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, I mean, you know, I'm more still the party guy and you know Then she became more of an adult

That's hilarious Right there. Oh, yeah, you know so why you guys grew apart. What was going on? Yeah, I still act like I'm in a frat and she's a responsible adult with children that she's raising So very quick by Dave right there Good good group in the studio great. Around John with Jim and Dave. Now, what John's going to say here, this is a very key part of this program, because he reveals something he definitely should not reveal

about his own son and his own family. This is going back to 2015. Susanna is dating Aaron, who's now her husband at the time they were dating. And I can't believe that John's so stupid he would say this. Is he guys cool now that you got kids? No, I still love the woman as a friend, but you know, and my son is really, you know, hates the fact that, and you know, and she's got a boyfriend and my son doesn't like him and you know, and all that.

Why doesn't your son like him is it racial? He is half black actually but uh But I know it's so funny because because you know my son's with me, and then he's like And then he's like I don't you know I don't you know I don't like the boyfriend and and I'm like Why and he goes why do you think? I don't like the boyfriend and and I'm like why and he goes why do you think? My son Doesn't like my wife's new boyfriend. I go and get lunch with him and he tells me he he doesn't like him Why would you say that on a national radio show?

He's nine that's a crazy thing to say yeah to give that kind of information out He's nine. That's a crazy thing to say. To give that kind of information out. It's the kind of shit that harassment restraining orders are built on. Ask Aaron Inhold about that. What a piece of shit John is. I'm not even convinced that it's true, but it doesn't matter. Well he's taking a shot at Aaron one way or the other.

No, I realize that, but. Honestly, if it's not true, that's a horrific thing to say. If it is true, that's a horrific thing to say Yeah, cuz then you're throwing Oscar under the bus like how you know this kind of shit gets back to her And then Aaron's gonna be like Oscar have a seat man. Talk to me. What's going on? What am I doing? You know, what could I be doing better? And I said what the fuck? What did my dad say? Oh, he just told a couple million people that you don't like me. Yeah.

That's nuts. He's stupid. It's in very poor taste. It's in very poor taste to do that. And then John doubles down on Oscar not liking Erin. And spoiler, Oscar loves Erin. Yes. I watched the wedding speeches.

Oscar loves his. Yes. I watched the wedding speeches. Oscar loves his stepdad. So this could be John wishful thinking. I know John doesn't like Aaron. We've heard him slip up on that. So this is John doubling down. I thought it was so funny that young kid that are writing like, know the obvious, come on dad.

Are you jealous? What? Of the boyfriend or no? No. No, no. could get already like like know the obvious you know come on dad jealous what other boyfriend or no no no no no no it's like you know it's like you know I'm dating like 26 year olds you know I mean you know do I really care who's driving the old car now I had the new one you know that's just another shitty thing to say about your ex-wife and John's the best at that. I got a new car. I had a 26 year old. He's so proud of himself.

He said 26 year olds, plural. Oh, I know. Which. He's getting all the young girls. I definitely don't believe. Of course not. Especially if he's ejaculating in 30 seconds. How long are these girls sticking around for this?

It's ridiculous. Oh, you stink. You don't clip your toenails and you premature ejaculate. Neat. When's our next date? Can't wait for that. Did you notice, this is what I'm now understanding, where his son says to him, I don't like Aaron, Susanna's boyfriend. Jen goes, why not? He's like, why do you think? Listen to this again at the beginning of this clip. I thought it was so funny that young kid that are writing like, know the obvious.

Come on, dad. Are you jealous? Know the obvious. Is he implying that he's like a way better guy? That's what made me think he was lying about this because- Yeah, he didn't really have an explanation. Would know the obvious, which really just kind of reflects back onto John because he thinks it's the obvious thing. Yeah, is that what it is? Because I'm like, what is it? Why would Oscar not like

his mom's boyfriend? Seems like a great guy from everything I've heard about him. I mean, I saw a bunch of different wedding speeches and everyone's like crazy about this guy. Seems like a great man. They think he's amazing. And they think he's amazing compared to the other guy who lived in the house before him. That's what's crazy about it. Not only is Aaron an amazing guy but if you compare him to the biological father allegedly allegedly the biological father he's way way better so I don't know maybe John did make all of that up but that's a weird thing to say again on a national radio show especially if he made it up I was under the impression that it was a complete lie only because I know that he

lies a lot. The other thing that John does is when he's interviewing the host of the show, he'll bring up things that no one can see. This is a radio show, it's not a video show. So remember when he was on that show in Iowa, he was talking about the guy had the prosthetic leg and he's like, he kept asking him about that. And the guy's like, John, yeah, I had a prosthetic leg. I mean so you always leave it right there. You got sneaker on

It's like no one can see what you're talking about so he does the same thing with Jim Norton right here What was this all about Jim? I'm chewing something I hold the microphone up, so I don't but I hold it so I can pull it down quickly Sometimes I have a zinger and I want to you don't have that call button. They don't his eating on air fucking hate it a lot of time. They eat. They don't know I'm eating I actually hold the mic way above me try really hard not to eat on air But what the fuck I'll just fire out a zinger like that you won't even know I got the food in my mouth Why even bring it up so Jim's holding the microphone away from his mouth, and he's eating his breakfast Which you heard it

right there, management doesn't want him to do, so John's calling it out, calling it out to do it. We don't know that's happening. No one listening gives a shit about it and John's just a child who's just making general observations around the room. I know and I couldn't tell if he was trying to get Jimmy in trouble. No, he just doesn't have anything to talk about. Well, then don't say anything. I know. So this is very interesting right here. We start talking about Anthony Kumia. As I said, this happened in February 2015. Anthony was fired in July of 2014. So just six or seven months has passed and John wants to know hey, what's the deal with that Anthony guy who used to be a part of this show?

All right, let me ask the question that you know sure So now Anthony's not here anymore. No, so what happened? That's a very good question. It's very complicated Fuck I talked about no, we're much like your marriage. It was time to move on and together We had a very Complicated relationship to be honest with you. We didn't we didn't talk much off-air for many many years and why is that? I don't know. We just changed his people I guess I don't I don't hate the guy or anything But then when but then he got fired because what happened for his tweeting? Yeah, and then and the company was very upset about it

And when he Connected all violence to his tweets They felt, don't fucking kill me for saying this They felt like he had to go And did you fight for him? Of course, I don't even listen to those fucking assholes Of course we did That's the only question

That's the only question because I was on his show today And he was like he didn't know if you went. He knows. He knows. Oh really? He's very good at pushing buttons and keeping things going. He knows. He knows we fought for him.

Okay. There's a few things I want to talk about with this. First is Opie. Because as you know, we've done a lot of deep dives into Opie and his relationship with Anthony and whether or not he went to bat for Anthony and he doesn't do himself any favors. When John was just on Anthony's show prior to this and Anthony was alluding to the fact that, yeah, when I got fired from Sirius, Opie didn't have my back. He didn't go to management, try to save my job or anything like that, which is what Anthony believes is the case. And the reason why he believes that is because every single time it's brought up, Opie goes, eh, you know, we needed a break anyway. We grew apart. We didn't talk anymore. You know, I can tell

he was already building a studio at his house. He was ready to move on. It makes it seem like Opie was the one who was ready to move on and didn't go to bat for anything. That's the first thing he says when asked, did you go to bat for him? Listen, we were going to, I mean, the show was ending anyway. You know, we're probably not going to go another contract round, but then he also says, but yeah, I totally went to management. I said, no, you can't fire him. He's lying.

Agree. Right. But then John says, yeah, yeah, yeah, I I know about the tweet and the thing which is very interesting to me because When I talked to John the first time that him and I had our back-and-forth skull versus the troll Episode mm-hmm, which is a fantastic episode, I have to tell you. It is. I taught John how to tune his guitar, actually no one could do that.

I wasn't able to pull that off. But in this episode, I called John out for going on Anthony's show knowing that he got fired for these insensitive tweets. I go, Jed, you're the fucking moral compass, oh, you can't have Missy B on this show, you can't go on Anthony's show, you've been on this show 10 times, you can't have Missy B on the show. You can't go on Anthony show. But you've been on the show 10 times and you know he got fired from Sirus XM.

And so you just heard him there in 2015 going, yeah, I know that. Now, listen to what he said when I was asking him about this very same thing going back last year to my interview with John. Minor. I don't care. That's not my you don't give a fuck fuck and you'll go on Anthony Cummings show who's a fucking staunch racist, a staunch jib. You went on his show nine times and you went on to be co-host. I never knew it.

Yes you did. You knew everything that was going on. You didn't know why he was fired from Sirius? No. You're gonna lie to me right now? Oh that's a lie. Busted. No I'm not lying.

Why do you think he was fired from Sirius? I didn't even know he was fired from Sirius. No, you're gonna lie to me right now. Oh, that's a lie Serious what do you think you want? He was fired from serious? Oh, we didn't even know he was fired from serious Wow He was in the studio seven months later Asking about him getting fired from serious. Yeah, he did. No, it's like he did know my reaction back there for listening right now. It gets confusing when I'm watching myself. Oh, now you're definitely lying, John. OK, Carl, you didn't know he's fired from the opening show. Did you think he just left?

He's just like, you know what? This thing where I make two million dollars a year working for. I know you. I don't want to do this anymore. I know you think that I'm as obsessed with this dabble bullshit thing No, you're working with Anthony because you told people that we're gonna be the car I thought you had no idea about any of this shit about Anthony I didn't I know opening Anthony what I thought was open if they got to a fight and then an empty was somehow gone I never knew what the details were now time. What a fucking liar. He is a liar because I knew that

You knew that Anybody that listens to the show know that anybody that's in the business is gonna know that if he's in the business Which he claims to be he was on both of their shows Talking about it Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies. Lies, lies, lies, lies. I wish you weren't a liar. So that's proof that John definitely did lie to me, which I called at the time, obviously.

But John loves to play dumb. I didn't know. I just assumed he had a falling out. Proof that he knew. He likes to play dumb and be dumb. Yes. And this is more of opi kind of disproving his own point that he went to bat for

Anthony after Anthony was fired and and when he got fired we talked we literally talked for five minutes And there was no conversation about even fucking continuing. I think it was just time to just take a break for now Yeah, 20 years. Yeah, that's a long people say you don't have loyalty. That's such 20 years is loyal to you idiots We are I'm just asking no. I'm not mad at you. I don't care if you this loyal Looking for a job John Ford is rolling back I Love that he gets called out for it the opi John and Jim show Yeah, can't you Dave's like can't you tell that he's just looking

for a job just again, I'll take a job. Anybody offering jobs? I'll take a job offer. And he won't even give himself third billing. Well, yeah, I know it's so stupid. Well, he's from the Howard Stern show, Jen, you have to understand. He's a middler.

He's much more important than everyone else. All right. Coming up, there's more of John begging for jobs and more of Jim Norton proving his superiority as far as radio goes, but I wanna thank the people who are hanging out here, especially DPM who's calling me out. The dabble verse is dying, this SJ way back machine schtick

won't save you, back to the cubicle Carl, back to scrubbing toilets, Jenny. Do you think that Jenny Jingle scrubs toilets? Do you think I didn't have an office? I was a partner at the company, sir. How dare you Michael C. Two bucks says lazy K disavow the sand disc Corporation disavow sand disc for sure. Jay Phoenix five bucks. My super super chats are still blocked by John. He constantly says how thick-skinned he is

from years of working with Howard. Isn't that ironic, don't you think? Yes, blocking people is, especially when they're super chatting you. And this is a guy who reads nothing but insulting super chats for the most part. It's like, yeah, I'm just another guy who writes insulting super chats.

I don't like those ones though. Seems like you're kind of a pussy Johnny come lately two bucks Jenny does Carla get to enjoy your senior discount good question I haven't gotten one yet. She doesn't get to enjoy my handicap parking either so There goes those rumors this one came in three days ago, but it's in our queue so Duck chum. Here's a rage for ya. Why the fuck won't these random shitty websites let me change my username? Not this username, this one's awesome.

Carl send this to Dick for his show. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. Oh, I will send that to Dick for his show. This one came in tearing the creep off yesterday, and I was wondering where Coof was. I even said, where's Coof today? Thank you for not killing yourselves via Taco Bell food poisoning. Thank you Kuf. We did the creepiest Taco Bell employee yesterday

on the creep off fantastic episode I have to say where Vinny brought in a guy known as the Taco Bell Strangler It's like wow I must have taken a lot of googling to find that one Vinny. I've never heard of that one. Good stuff I know. And you're actually a true crime person. I am KKK Carl and the anti-Sully brigade are the best. I give them 1488 stars of David. I see what you did there. I see what you did. I'm selling my ticket for magic bag. I thought it was magic fag have the gay you deserve have the gay you deserve too Dan Alexander thank you my name is stuttering john and I mow esthered my own children nothing

compares to a nice warm night disavow disavow Michael C C. Lazy K. meant life partner, not business partner. Oh, wait, what did Michael C. say before disavow this? I don't know. All right. Something about me cleaning toilets, I think. No, I think that was someone else out here. Who even knows anymore who's cleaning toilets? It's so hard to keep track.

I know. This crazy dabble verse we live in Alright, so at this point John's talking about Howard and Opie's talking about his relationship with Howard and You know Opie I guess wanted to ride home during a snowstorm or something from Howard cuz they both live on the Upper West Side and Jimmy's just the best. He made up with my boy Brother Weas. He called him. Oh, really? He called him personally to apologize.

He made up with yeah, yeah, he gave me a ride home No Did ask for a ride home all right two things there first off Yeah, I got a ride home from Howard Stern and John really No, that's a joke. How are you not giving rides to Jim Norton? Obviously, but then the way that John tagged that was something that only he laughed at let's hear that again This is John laughing at his own jokes Let's hear that again. This is John laughing at his own jokes

I did ask for a ride home. All right, go back to eating Good one. I mean he just can't hang with these guys at all and He also asked these weird questions again personal questions of the hosts of the show are completely unnecessary especially Opie. Opie doesn't talk about his family situation very much at all. Where do you live at now? Upper West. Oh, nice. How many kids you got? Two. Oh, cool. So just to finish though, we're doing a show here, John. We're not getting caught up on the families

right now. I don't think Opie really wants to talk about his family situation and where he lives. He's had some issues with that. But John doesn't know how to do a show. He wants to be talking, he wants to be a part of it, he wants to prove that he can be a part of it. In fact, this idea comes up because Opie and Anthony have not done a show together at this point yet. And so there's talk about like, what kind of reunion could you do?

Would you guys ever get on a show together and do something together? And I think maybe Dave comes up with this idea and John's all over it. I think you need a neutral party to make sure it doesn't get out of hand. John, I think you would be a great Jimmy Carter. I'll look for this one.

Yeah, I heard you guys get along really well. We're getting along, it seems getting along so you should be the guy Well, I you know what can I sit down somewhere in Staten Island something northern Italian? No, it'll be perfect bring Artie Lang in Tell keep playing cards until that guy goes home No, no that would be great. We should You know I can mediate the whole thing. you hear that? He got so excited right there's like yeah, that's it I could be the mediator you guys we should do this and then you guys can pay me the money to be the mediator

It's gonna be my new job that I do. That's a third different job. He's like for so far on this episode We're 23 minutes in did he get one? I don't think he ever got one I'm pretty sure but he's looking for acting gigs from Louis CK. He's looking to be the second Mike on this show, not even the third Mike. And now he wants to be the mediator when Opie and Anthony have their reunion. That would be awful to hash it out. And it doesn't even make any fucking sense. No, it doesn't. This is the guy worked for Howard Stern,

never listened to Opie and Anthony, knows nothing about them. Years later claims he didn't even know that Anthony was fired from serious sex. I mean, he's going to sit there and be the mediator for this, but it was brought up. So he's just like, that's a great idea. Let's do it. Where do I sign? Where's the contract?

He needs to go get her. And then John makes it all about him because for just a little while they stopped talking about John because Opie's explaining how he was ready to be done with Obi and Anthony in 1989 because him and Ant had a falling out they weren't friends anymore so they brought in Jim and then Jim Norton was kind of the glue that held the show together and John can't just sit there and listen to this story he's got to include himself into it. You know Jim was on my first tour I was a time at John I know that Jimmy was on the first stuttering John and friends

So it was me Jimmy and Modi Modi. Okay I know John longer than you guys Cool cool story, dude And he had a drop all the other names in there He does that a lot on this episode. He talks about Jim Florentine texting him during the show. Yeah, you guys know Jim? Yeah. Jimmy's reaction was Yeah, funny. Yeah, I know. Just like I hate that guy. But yeah,

so John had to talk about he had a tour and he had Jim Norton on there. He's known Jim. I've been his friend longer than you have Opie. Okay. Pretty neat. And then John tries to interrupt OP with a question and I gotta give OP credit here. He says, nope you're not interrupting me asshole. Yeah. Let's bring him in as the third guy and then me and Ann could talk through him and continue the show. Oh. Now I have to answer your question. What was it though? But then, then we got to more of an understanding where we didn't have to do that anymore. He gets so excited like a child too.

Oh, okay! Well then I gotta ask you a question! Oh god. I'll let you finish I guess since it is your show. And you were in the middle of explaining to me how this all happened. I did like that Opie shut him down on that one. Yeah. That was good.

You ready for John to ask for a job again? Yeah. Alright. And that was the. You ready for John to ask for a job again. Yeah, all right That was the only thing that I but it was so complicated and it also is enticing Well, maybe we'll you know, we'll continue and see what the fuck happens. Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean well if you guys do I you know, I could use a job I've had the thing of watching them like I love the Dave because Dave doesn't talk a lot on this. No, John's just like so controlling on it. But Dave's just like getting on. We know you need a job. You've made that very clear. That's that's Dave not even trying to be funny,

which normally he is. That's where he's just kind of getting like annoyed with them. It's like, yeah, John, we know you're not getting a job from this. John, and he said this about Anthony show or Keith was going to hire him to be his co-host because he had these great appearances. And I, you know, now I think about it. That's how we got the gig on the tonight show in his head. He had such an amazing appearance that they're like, we got to hire this guy and make him the announcer. So now in John's head, he's thinking anytime I go on his show, I might be so compelling and interesting that I get hired to be a part of the show. And it's very obvious, that's the way he's thinking.

Yes. Because he's trying to control it, he's interviewing everyone else. Anytime there's an opportunity to ask for a job, he asks for it. Well, and I was just picturing any opportunity that they had, Jimmy and Dave being like, like the side eye, the eye roll.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I can only imagine how annoying he was in the studio with them. And so now let's get into John's relationship with alcohol. So he's got to interrupt things to ask if anyone drinks. Now, obviously, Jim Norton famously does not drink. Right. He was an alcoholic when he wasorton famously does not drink. Right. He was an alcoholic when he was 18, as you know. Yes. He had to quit that. But he's a dry drunk now, according to Jim. And then David Tell was a drinker. He had a Comedy Central show all about it. And he had to stop drinking. Opie, we know Opie. He likes fruit flavored beers. So this is John getting very upset that no one wants to be a raging alcoholic with him anymore

You know, do you drink a little bit not much? I mean if you just drink, you know, you drink your love. Do you drink Dave? No, I quit like seven eight years ago something like that You know, I noticed that like no comics drink anymore every every time I'm not doing stand with somebody there. Well. We're getting older most of them most of them don't drink There's a very few you know you know the age of Kinnison kind of guys all done. It's gone I mean I was like days now like I just did the Improv of fantasy Springs you know with you know, Avi Lieberman is drinking a lot to I mean they're like like like like like like

I'd like like all these's drinking a lot. I mean, they're like, like, like, like, like, like, like, Mo, like, all these guys drinking lattes. I mean, no one's drinking beer anymore. You're right. Yeah. You gotta hold yourself up. You don't need to get emotional about it. I mean, how did they get the King speech? They were playing war on Germany.

I mean, it's not a... How are they ever gonna know you're having a stroke? Yeah, yes. All right, Opie with a decent line there, because he has had a couple of strokes. Do you see how worked up he gets that no one wants to drink beer anymore? Yeah. And I thought that was very telling where Jim's just like, yeah, we're getting older. You know, John, we're not in our 20s anymore. We're all trying to be professional comics. So we're not just like, getting wasted. And John, that's a sense of on a rant about it. What the fuck people are drinking coffees and water. And I just want to

like get drunk with everyone. Where's your loyalty to be? Yeah. It's very telling because now when he starts talking about alcohol, you really see and we talked about earlier where he can't have sex without being drunk. He tried it once after 20 years. It didn't work out. So I'll never do that again. And so John is going to talk more and more about how he needs alcohol and everyone else should need alcohol as well. But first, it's time for john to tell a Howard Stern story. You

know, he's asking all about Opie and Anthony is like, what about Howard Stern, tell us about Howard Stern. And so john pulls this out of his ass. It's a story no one's ever heard before. Behind the scenes stuff from him on the Howard Stern show. Amazing that he would bring this up. I can't believe he doesn't talk about it more. Because we were on the air and like Howard was giving us all crap

for all the Christmas gifts. And then I went in there and I said, Howard, one time for Christmas, you sent us a canister with three different kinds of popcorn and that was our Christmas present it was like three different kinds of popcorn and like a canister with a name on it I would have liked that oh the popcorn story wow what a treat i'm gonna go on the opium gym show and talk about the popcorn story for the millionth fucking time. And none of them were having they're just like, yeah,

sounds like a fine gift. It's whatever. But he goes on, I didn't want to play this whole thing for you. We've all heard it a million times. He goes on and on about the popcorn story, how cheap Howard was for giving popcorn. So then this leads to Jim and Opie talking about giving gifts to each other for Christmas. And again, Jim is just he's playing a different game than John.

Yeah, John's just not figuring out what's going on here at all. We got to give gifts again. I don't mind. Jimmy is good at giving gifts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We gave him an Apple gift certificate. That's right. I still haven't used that. You should use it. I'm going to money how much? Three thousand. Really? No!

Anytime John hears something that he's like wow three thousand bucks that sounds like a lot really? Really? They're already told they were Opie's laughing. I still haven't used that. You should use it. I'm going to money how much 3,000 John is so stupid. Well, so gullible. He's naive. He's naive. He doesn't understand how comedy works He's never been on a show like the open Anthony show very different, you know Howard likes to say they're copycats a very different show Yeah, then the Howard Stern show everyone's so quick and everyone's just in there with all these things and John Just can't keep up. He's just like oh What it's like watching a ping pong match?

Kids in the hall. Yes That's John watching this at the show What's going on? alright, so John's ready to trash Gary Delabatte Baba buoy Baba Booey. He loves doing that. He loves Trashing Gary Dalabaté and Opie has been doing radio since he's 18 He's got some instincts here that kick in. Listen, do I trust Gary? No. Alright, good. And I'll tell you the greatest Gary story because

Is this bad? Is this? See that's what I don't want to do because I don't know. I'm just curious. I just happen to be doing it with microphones. I could get the answer off there and I'd be just as I like to be just like should we be talking mad shit about Gary Delabatte right now behind the scenes stuff like probably not. He works down the hall from us.

He's still going to be in the building with them. Yeah, probably not the I see on the elevator once or twice a month. That's probably not the best idea to do that. And he'll be just like, yeah, I'll take your answer off the air. I'll hang up and take your answer. It's like, I actually am just genuinely curious. You don't have to actually talk about it on the show.

There was another part, I didn't clip it, where they were having a conversation during the commercial break. And then John asked Opie a question. And Opie goes, well, I told you that off the air, but okay, since you asked again, it was just like, John doesn't understand how any of this works. He doesn't understand the dynamics here of how to be a successful radio personality. And I hate to say it, John is so bad that he makes Opie look good. I thought so too. It happened when Opie went on John's show,

Beer on the Belkene. It was my Super Bowl. Yes. I think we had Gino on the show, Heather W showed up. That was an amazing episode that we had. And in my Super Bowl, you have these two assholes talking to each other

and Opie outclassed John because John is retarded. Well, Opie outclassed John, because John is retarded. Well, Opie is off... He's not great when he's alone. No, he's terrible. But in the studio, at least he has some decorum. You know who else does a good show when Jim Norton and Dave Attell are there?

Everyone! That's a pretty easy gig right there. If I'm starting up a show and I'm looking across to Jim and Dave, I'm going, all right, well, today's going to be a pretty good show. I don't have to do much heavy lifting out here. This will be good.

I've mentioned this before. John is a stutterer. But only when he's nervous. He's actually just a nervous wreck is what he is. He seemed more worked up this time than I had heard him in a while. He's in a job interview. Yeah. So he's very nervous about this appearance. He seemed more worked up this time than I had heard him in a while. He's in a job interview. Yeah.

So he's very nervous about this appearance. And John at this point doesn't really stutter anymore. They talk about that a little bit early on in the segment. And so John doesn't really stutter that much. And we've brought this up on the show a few times that John would stutter around celebrities. John would stutter in front of Howard Stern. He's nervous. He starts to stutter and stammer. This is a great example of nervous John.

I'm the dick in the can,. That's fun. I like that. Alright, so John tells the story. So he's back in New York. Yeah. And he's doing the rounds. He was on Anthony's show. He's doing Opie and Jim. And of course, he reached out to Howard. He's like, why I'm gonna be in town. He'd want to have me on the show. I thought this was very fun. I asked, I don't know, because then I emailed Gary before I came out here and I said hey, you know I don't know if you want but I'll but you know

I you know I should do you if if I was gonna do a show it should be Howard show first Obviously and and and I said oh when I heard you were Billy Joel You know and I was there too and then he wrote back. Yeah, it wasn't Billy great Didn't mention anything about me doing the show. So Yep, take the hand asshole. It's a ridiculous. He would even bring it up Because at this time 2015, this is the marcy turk era They're not having

Gilbert godfrey not let alone stuttering john melendez. They're having a-list celebrities mostly women that no one cares about right? I mean, that's when the show started to not be my cup of tea. That's when the show deserted their audience because Howard decided he hated his audience and he thought they were all racists and frat guys and stuttering John people. They didn't want nothing to do with it. He wanted to distance himself from that. Well, the other thing too is even from listening to living in the past or, you know, we're doing that. Yes. Living in the past with Settling John is a series that we're doing on our

Patreon where we're going back, listening to John's episodes from 2018 before the devil verse existed. Yes. That is not the first time he's asked to be on that show. Correct. He tries to get on Howard's show. Now he's learned his lesson, but for a while there he was trying all the time So this is where John gets out of this is the most embarrassing part of the show in my opinion John gets on his phone and pulls up tinder and he wants to show off all these girls

That are on tinder and he's like check this out guys. This is so weird This is as if a guy is showing pictures of girls that they've slept with, which I've seen before. Rob Sell just did it on the show this week, where he was talking about, for some reason, in a photo of a girl he slept with, like right next to him, it was just like, pulled out. I was like, see, I got a hot girl.

Like, oh, that's weird. That's not a good sign. But this is John showing off the girls on his app Girls you know hold on hurry up come oh look at that hottie who is that bitch is that a real girl? I think she is cuz she's 35 if she was 23 She wouldn't be real, but you just hit like and then you hope that day like you here's an Asian one I'm into Asian too nice She's got big bulls. Yes. What does it take to say dislike?

Right there? No, as a guy, you know what I mean? Well that's true. Anyone over like 300 pounds I say no. I see, that was a pig. I don't think you should limit yourself like that, Johnny. I mean, you're single. She's cute.

But have you had hookups with this thing? Oh, no, I haven't gotten late yet on this What are we doing then that was so funny? Which is just showing random girls on tinder like can you believe that look at the agey girl? I like this chicks hot and over. He's like so you fucking these girls no The first time that he said that I thought he said you getting laid with this thing I thought he was talking about one of the girls Yes You getting laid with this thing. I thought he was talking about one of the girls. Oh Yes Yeah, so Jeff turns out John is just a pathetic loser

Which I wasn't surprised by three hundred pounds that that Dave was very funny. Don't let me yourself But that back and forth reminded me of one of my favorite segments from flight of the Concords I believe this is the first scene in season one, episode one, but this is what John just reminded me of. Man, back in New Zealand, I was getting it on with lots of chicks. Who? Well, Sarah Fitzpatrick,

Michelle Fitzpatrick, Claire Fitzpatrick. The list goes on. But that was all of them. Well, triple figures. No, that's not triple figures, that's three. Here though, I don't seem to get with any women, I just talk about getting with women. Yeah, but the ones you talk about are hot.

They're a lot hotter than the ones you got with in New Zealand. That's true. I do talk about getting with some pretty hot women. You don't just talk about it man, you talk about it a lot. Yeah, I suppose I do talk a lot about getting with some pretty hot women. Yeah, just talk about a man. You talk about a lot Yeah, I suppose I do talk a lot about getting with some very hot women That that right there some some stuttering John. It's like you ever sleep with these girls now, but they're hot aren't they? Yeah Hot girls exist. That is very true John. That's the other thing too. He did say he got with a 26 year old, but 299. I assume. Yeah, I was gonna say I assume just under 300 pounds because that seems to be

the limit for him for some reason. So then you have the Jim Florentine name drop where he goes around and talks to everyone about how he's friends with Jim Florentine. Like, oh yeah, okay, cool. And the last clip I have from this and then I got some other things I want to get to. But the last clip I have from this and I got some other things I want to get to but the last clip I have from this is David towel is a very funny quip at the idea. I was on the way to the airport than that freaking snowstorm hit I'm calling on Florentine right now. You must get recognized a lot at the airport, right? Yeah Sometimes how about at a bus station? at a bus station. You guys get to get recognized more.

You're getting tired, Dave. That is phenomenal. You get recognized a lot at the airport, up at the bus station. Probably more your speed, I would imagine. Very funny. I love him. Dave just kind of held back for the most part, just sat in the background and sniped from time to time.

Jim was his normal, very funny and quick self. And John just seemed out of place. Like he does not belong to be on the radio with radio professionals. Jim was his normal, very funny, quick self. And John just seemed out of place. Like he does not belong to be on the radio with radio professionals. He's more in his place now with Rob Saul and Clay Dabler. That's more his speed, I would say. And I have some clips coming up of him with Clay Dabler.

No, I'm sorry, Rob Saul coming up in just a moment because we played on our show, Rob Saul applauding his ex-wife's kid dying. What? Yeah, you haven't gotten that far yet. No. WTP you're not caught up yet. A lot of content.

He's a scumbag, he's a piece of shit. So we played that and then for whatever reason, John found the clip of it on Hackverse or shoelace anonymous or one of these places and Played that so that Rob could respond to it. So we get Rob's Response get his excuse for it. So we'll be playing that in just a second before I want to think my man penis wrinkle Five bucks says SJ loves to not know wait until Rob's self betrays him You believe this guy's a felon thief and to wish death on a child Who knew yeah, Peter's right. Go perfect. I know you put this a little while ago, but perfect timing because as

John's playing the clip of what I'm playing. He's not paying attention at all. Mm-hmm. He's He's watching me sip my beer. He's all concerned about that So I don't even think that John was paying attention or knows or he'll claim he didn't know about Rob's despicable behavior, which will be fun when that happens. Rabbit weasel, a buck. Thank you very much. Brother Ted coming in with five bucks in mediating Opie and Anthony back together again. John sees himself as the modern day Frank Sinatra bringing Dean Martin to Jerry Lewis. He wouldn't know that, but yes, that's what he's thinking for sure. Brother Ted, thank you for your recent contributions to the show too, brother Ted. Great stuff. A010125b says, new show idea, Jen and Jimmy's wife, the mom wife and the man wife.

I wonder what it tells things of John's stand up comedy. Oh you wonder You wonder I think I know I think I know the answer What do you think Jenny want to do a show with Jim's wife Nikki Norton? Yeah, you would be a lovely woman mom wife and man wife Sure, it's got a ring. You know, it's one of those things where like the titles good and then you're like, okay But what are we doing with this, you know? Came up with the title before the content right Right. It's like snakes out of play. I'll work. I'll work. Now make a movie out of this. Like, oh, okay, I'll try.

Kelly Clarkson is beautiful. Two bucks. Jenny Jingles is the best. You're lucky, Carl. Thank you. KCWO. Yeah. Thank you very much, Kelly Clarkson is beautiful. Salvatore M. Five bucks.

This show is called Living in the Past. In the past, weren't you friendly with Steel Toe Aaron? Shout out Wegmans on Monroe. I was friendly with Aaron Imholdt. Yes, very much so. It's bizarre what has happened to that man. He used to not be such a train wreck. I promise you. Looney Tunes critic. Remember for three months. Thank you. Three months? That's not long enough, I'm sorry. You guys are better from a member. I'll say months longer now, so it's more impressive later. Thank you, Looney Tunes critic.

That's what everyone's reaction should be when they see their month anniversary. They should be like, that's not enough. I'm embarrassed to even chat with this. There should be way more on here. I agree with you, Looney Tunes critic. Has the hot sauce been sent out to looney Tunes critic yet? I don't have his address. Did I send it to you? No, you did not

She's throwing me under the bus right here looney Tunes critic throwing me under the bus How many times we talked about this? I'll mail it out tomorrow. You do have the address. I don't have the address All right. Well, Jenny jingles won't be on the program Heals up Wow. Jenny jingles won't be on the program until her eye heals up. I don't want her coming back on the show until that shiner has gone down. Rocco Orby, 2005 bucks says, as she reminded me of the Sherman Nader from American pie. I don't remember American pie well enough. Do you remember that? Sorry. I haven't seen that movie in a very long time. Over 20 years, right? Four seven, three, five five bucks is John going to live forever?

Cuz he is still alive at this point. He needs to be studied in a lab Are we even talked about this? October 4th, I think is his 59th birthday. Oh, he's got a big birthday show coming up He's gonna expect a lot of super chats for that birthday. I know that for a fact But yeah, you believe it. Can you believe he's still going? I it's crazy. It's tough to believe I'm glad he is. Me too. I hope he lives forever and makes a million dollars.

Jenny, I'm going to make a show about Lady K's past. Can you give me a call? Just do it. All right. Sounds good. Sounds good. All right. Let's get into this Rob Saul response that he has because I was checking out John show the other day and Rob's got an excuse. You know, like all these guys, they always have a good excuse for their awful behavior and Rob's no exception. He's going to explain to us why he was applauding the death of his ex-wife's child. I got a joint custody of my daughter.

I got me me me me me. Hold on, Rob. You got to get a little. I got my condom. There's a little tip. I got two sips of beer like that. I got this anyway. So John is just obsessed with this thing where he doesn't like the way I drink my beer.

This is still going on. Great content, John. It's amazing that you make fun of't like the way I drink my beer. This is still going on. Great content, John. It's amazing that you make fun of me for the way I drink my... And this is coming from the guy who takes a can and just does this with it. Just necks it. Yeah, I'm doing it wrong. You're right, John. I'm the one the Ploy Society doesn't like on this. Really wrong. Who sent a fucking beer like that?

My daughter. I got this string water dropper. See Rob right now is so distracted that we're playing this clip and this is getting around that he's just like, yeah, I don't know. I'm just watching. Oh, what did I say? Oh shit. What am I going to say on here? And John's going, yeah, could you believe this asshole the way he's drinking?

And I was like, I don't know. What do you mean? What's he doing that I should be talking about? Me, me, me. Hold on, Rob. You gotta get a little. I got my condo back. Give him a little sip. I got...

Who sips a beer like that? I got this... Anyway... Really Rob? Who sips a fucking beer like that? My daughter, I got this... Like what? String and water drop.

Watch call. He takes like a little bit. A little itty bitty sip come on buffer already see I think Rob's thinking his defense for his actions here that's why he's like just make a comment because I said I said provide the clip and here it is and folks this is why this was before I think rehab this was drinking and pill days so I don't remember this but you when you put something out on the that's always a great excuse guys this is back when I

was drinking and doing pills and he said rehab which is interesting I don't know a lot about Rob Saul I wouldn't waste my time learning about it but I do know that when Rob goes on John show he's always drinking alcohol and then because John even called him I was just like wait Rob don't you have a show to do later tonight or I was like yeah, so how can you start drinking now? Well? I'm not gonna like get wasted I'm just gonna have a few drinks, and I'll drink again tonight during my show When you go to rehab and this was ten months ago that he's claims to be on pills and an alcohol And he had to go to rehab do they encourage you to like start drinking, but just moderately well

You can still drink every day is that what they say when you leave rehab? I'm pretty sure that's not just a binge drink. All right, just pace yourself That's what they always tell you when you leave rehab. We're here to teach you how to drink responsibly. Yes. This was Drinking and pill days. I don't remember this but you when you put something out on the internet, it's out there It's out there forever. Is it a proud moment in my life? No, but you know what? These people have done so much awful shit to me. They're scumbags. It's you know, these people These people Rob, what are you talking about? Who's he talking about right there? These people have done so many horrible things to me. I think he's talking about you. What have I done to Rob? Mostly ignored him.

It was it's horrible the stuff they put me through about you. What have I done to Rob? I've mostly ignored him. It was, uh, it's horrible with the stuff they put me through. Who, I guess he's talking about his family. He must be talking about his family. I guess. Should I be applauding a misfortune in them? But no, at the time I was bitter. And, uh, you know, sometimes karma is a bitch. I do have to say it. Well, you can just say that you made a mistake. John, I love that. Listen, Rob, you don't have to say it. Well you can just say that you made a mistake really. John I love that. Listen Rob you don't have to explain yourself. Just say you made a mistake. That's not a mistake. That's how you felt at the time when you were a bitter asshole

and you're embarrassed by it rightfully so. That's not what mistakes are. I'm surprised John didn't just tell him to apologize. Well yeah I mean that's kind of where John's head is at. A mistake would be if I sent out the wrong stream yard link to a guest and they didn't show up. I'm like, oh, fuck, I made a mistake. Yeah. Not like I go on a rant about my family members and applaud who would have been the sibling to my daughter dying. That's not a mistake. That just shows you're a piece of shit person. John doesn't know what mistakes are. You can't erase that with a pencil. Just so you know. So horrible. So at this point,

the video starts buffering. John really wants to get back to me sipping my beer because Rob didn't understand how funny that was. But this video starts buffering. So then he goes back to the subreddit he's on. He starts watching Cardiff with MLC, Kevin Brennan, which I'm gonna get to that in just a moment. Got some clips from that. And so he's watching that. And then finally he gets back to this video because he really wants to show Rob how hilarious it is

the way that I drink an alcoholic beverage. Fucking- Not really as a piece of shit. No, tell me you're not. You're not? You're a piece of shit, Carl. I mean, Rob really is a piece of shit? No, I mean Rob really is a piece of shit Yeah, the way he's responding to this and he'll never get another girl in his life and he knows that so it's just him and his dog He's had many and that's why he that's not a good comeback. He'll never get another girl his life

Yeah, but I've had many girls right so we're on the same page Rather the exact same page of that. Okay, good. He's lashing out like this so pathetically Wow John with the sick burn repeating what I said, but saying it very differently than I said it to act like I'm an idiot He's like probably gay cuz Rob goes off on a rant about how I'm gay I think in a minute and so does Kevin Brennan It's did I already come out is this still a thing? Longer do you have to come out of the closet for you guys? It's not time. I'm gay There's so pathetic way Wow

You loser I wish that Rob And this would be a fun drinking game every time he says a loser he calls someone a loser Drink on that you're fucking an old lady a loser Do you have anything for me that Kevin Brennan didn't tell you do you have any other? Things that you could get me with yeah, my wife was older than me Rob good one. What else you got? Lady you loser Hilarious joke John you got me my daughter who the fuck sips a beer like that

The just do it loser, I mean that the just do it loser. I mean The just do it loser the old woman fucking loser the just do it loser the podcasting lose Let's see because we lose her anymore. Let's find out You you have a nerve to talk about somebody being a piece of shit I mean look at you you just took a Jocktober bit and you're you're sitting there talking about other people and podcast you're a fucking disgusting piece of garbage that's fucking some old dried up lady no wonder you did any of those things connect at all let me play that again because Rob I think his brain is broken he doesn't know how to put together thoughts he's trying to call me out he doesn't know where he's going with

us when he starts the sentence he has no idea where he's going. And the idea that I'm going, well, he's a garbage human for his actions. How dare you call me a garbage person? You started a podcast making fun of other podcasts and that was kind of similar to Jock Topper, which was making fun of radio shows. So you're a garbage human.

Like what? You're a garbage human because your wife is old. And my wife is older than me. So that's proof that I'm garbage obviously Some might call that charitable. Thank you. I Write it off of my taxes every year shit. I mean look at that. Why this is how old is your wife? Wife credit. Thank you You just took a jocktober bit and you're you're sitting there talking about a jocktober bit the jocktober bet. It's jocktober

People on podcasts. You're a fucking disgusting piece of garbage. That's fucking some old dried up lady No wonder you have no kids No wonder you have no kids Make sense. There you go. Okay, cool. Gay guys do have their little beers and stuff like that. Just admit there's nothing wrong with being gay, Carl. You just gotta, you know. I know I came out already, Rob.

So, all right, let's see. He's going to start talking about I'm gay. This will be funny. It's a very, you know, everybody's open. It's very, it's celebrated now. Sure. Through different organizations and the public and the government. you know everybody's open it's very it's celebrated now sure through different organizations and the public and the government he has no idea where he's

going this stuff you know being gay just like why don't you come out cuz like there's different organizations and you know the government people you did come out already he's crying out loud he's so. He's so bad at this. I love it. I gotta watch that again. It's a very, you know, everybody's open. It's very, it's celebrated now. Right. Why aren't you celebrating? Organizations and the public and the government. The public and the government. Look at his pinky. And then John, not paying attention at all. You would think, Rob's making fun of me. He's so bad at it that he can't even get John involved in it. John who wants to make fun of me so desperately,

he wants someone on his show to goof on me. Rob's doing it and John's totally checked out. He's like, oh look, here's Pinky moving on. Let's figure out something else to do. Well, since we're talking about Pinky, I do want to play Cardiff on MLC. Cardiff got the link. Thank you to T.O. Hank, Stevie Liu, The Sorcerer. They all vouched for him. Kevin Brennan swore he would never have Cardiff on his show. He'd never have a potato on his show. And then Saturday night after midnight,

Cardiff is thinking he might get a link. He's not sure. Gets the link. Wow. All right. I'll go on. I'll go on and talk to Kevin Brennan. And I got to give a ton of credit to Cardiff because he got some good shots in at Kevin Brennan. As we know, Cardiff is not a fan of Kevin Brennan. He's the one that created this jingle for us and this is him getting a dig in on Kevin pretty early on in the show all I said that got things going with Teamster Tim was when I did meet him the first time I did Kevin I've until the dabble verse I never watched your show I knew who you were I've heard your name. Obviously. I know your brother

What's great about that So a sorcerer there in the bottom right? he wants to be on the show desperately he loves being on MLC and He's not sure how to react at first when he goes when he brings up Neil Brennan Kevin Brennan is much more successful younger brother who has multiple stand-up specials on Netflix, created one of the greatest comedy shows of all time with Dave Chappelle. Just so many credits, it's incredible.

People love him, everyone hates Kevin Brennan. And Kurt, it brings this up, and the Sorcerer, and even Stevie Lue are like, ooh, are you allowed to do that? And then as soon as Kevin gives him the courtesy laugh These guys go okay, and sorcerer even gets a double guns. I saw did you see that? Dabble verse I never watched your show. I knew who you were I've heard your name obviously. I know your brother Well done Cardiff, I thought that was very good.

You're not going to believe this. Kevin is about as funny as Rob Saul. He's going to start calling me gay. And yeah, Kevin, I mean he is a better comic than Rob Saul. I'm sure he's got way funnier quips about how gay I am. God, I would hope so. Now let's walk up with Carl. You've been to Carl's house? I have, twice. Twice?

Two greatest days of my life. Wow, all that wood paneling. What's it smell like in his house? Beer, probably. It smell like a mom wife? What does it smell like? His wife, his mom wife is a lovely woman. She seems wonderful to put up with all this shenanigans.

But Carl's Carl. What's the over under on Carl being gay from a potato that's been to his house twice over under over under? That's not even make sense right there. What's the over under on being gay? Over under involves a number. 69? I don't know.

I don't know what you mean by that. But that's it, man. Both Kevin Brennan, obviously he wrote the playbook about goofing on me. Rob Saul has read the playbook. Mom, wife, gay. Boom. Roasted. I mean, it's crazy.

I don't know how much longer I'm gonna last. There's no more work that needs to be done. It is nuts. Hey, run with it, I say. Zach Hoffman's been a member for seven months. You see that, Looney Tunes critic? That's how you do it. Jenny Jingle's looking lovely as usual.

But since I'm here, fuck Mary Kill, 2015 John, 2024 John, Rob Saul. Great question. Jenny, what do you got? Oh. Can I kill them all? Nope, that's not how FMK works and you know that. And I don't like to play this cop out like,

oh, I would kill them all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know. That's why the game exists. It's funny that way. I hate this game. I know. Let's go. This guy's been a member for seven months, Jen.

And all he has is one simple question for you. Oh, it's impossible though. Okay, okay. I would. What's great about this is that there's two of them, or Jen, one of them, you know where it's going. Yeah. You know what I mean?

2015, John, you're like, well, this is not gonna get any better. But then 2024, Jen, we don't know, there know his whole world of possibilities Maybe he catches on gets a movie deal or something Stars, maybe he gets like one of those deals again. I'm saying I had with Netflix where he's like eight movies Okay, and I don't really know Rob Saul. So I think I think I would Okay F 2015 stuttering John you'd fuck John in 2015 okay, because actually that's a good call

You know what it's going to last 30 seconds, right? Drinking hopefully around that time for two weeks. Maybe I can get in on that window. That's good. I Might marry Rob saw cuz it seems like he's got some pretty good drugs. Oh Yeah, okay, and then I would kill 2024 John. He's he's on his way out probably anyway Yeah, you do is like trip him It'd be so easy to do too So okay, that's that's good reasoning Hear that Rob that is tough Rob's gonna get married again. Yeah, I don't know if he'd have me

I'm a little too old for him doesn't seem like he shares his drugs He's one of those guys just like oh, I'm out of coke. Are you? Okay. Keep going to the bathroom. Arcona, remember for 15 months. Jen not mailing the hot sauce is so April-esque. Yeah, Jen, you got some spaying to do. Are you going to hug me really, really hard after the show?

Well, you were over at Nick Reketa's house all weekend. I got some questions for you on that. I know you and Nick are friends, but what's a long drive? Seemed a little bit weird. A-O, 10, 12, two bucks. Kumia went to rehab. He sure did. It was court ordered.

Johnny's get be Halloween at two bucks. Jane and Jingle's rocks. Let's go Tigers. Let's go Tigers. Yeah. What an exciting end of the season they had to sneak into the playoffs and now they're up one nothing and the best of three against the Astros. This is my riveting sports talk portion of the show everybody.

I mean World War III is starting today and we haven't brought that up but we're talking about the Tigers in a best of three series against Houston. I don't know why. You think there'd be more important things to discuss on this program? Obviously not. Oliver Hernandez, a member for 14 months. It just keeps getting better and better and better. Rob is the founder of NAMDLA, North American Man Dog Love Association. I knew he was a member. I didn't know he was also the founder of it.

I'm not just a client. I'm also the president. John is pretty much the boomer from L4D. John is pretty much the boomer from L4D. Two bucks. Rob Saul is Jeff from the John and Jeff show. He really is so bad. I only played those quick clips. There was so much more I could have pulled from that episode. Rob is so slow.

I don't know if he's had an accident or something like Ray DeVito and Frenchy Hanna. He can't get out of thought. It's so many you knows and ums and this Carl guy, you know, my wife, you know, pizza rolls. Jesus Christ, Robert, what are you doing right now? You were on the radio at one time? That's crazy.

He's tired. Hazard Forward, 20 bucks. Fuck yeah, potato. Fuck yeah. Thank you hazard forward. Duke of just do it's. Two bucks. Rob Sal couldn't get with Paula Poundstone. Do you know that for a fact? We don't know that for a fact. I can't sign up on that. AOTen12, two bucks, guessing Rob's rehab was court ordered too, yeah, okay. Thank you, good point, that's why you were saying that. It had to be court ordered, because he was talking about there was a restraining order, and he didn't have custody of a kid, and so he probably had to go through some shit

to get his act together to make that happen. Super Tips are still open for everyone and we appreciate you super tipping me a part of the show. This is from Cyborganic three bucks, sorry John. I just gave WATP your birthday money. Cyborganic, October is John month. Oh man, actually it's Steeltoberfest. I'm pretty sure, so that would be exciting.

I don't know where this little piggy is gonna be this Friday. Of course the new show that we're doing, the roundtable discussion about Aaron Imholt and the Steeltoe Morning Show. Already very interesting this week. His show got struck yesterday. Oh my gosh. Yeah this guy. Can't catch a break. Well and I don't agree with this. I'll tell you guys right now what happened and I did not sign off on this kind of behavior but for months now Aaron has been promoting this gun store in his town and that's against YouTube's terms of service to promote anything having to do with that and

so someone struck him and he got his episode taken down and that's Not a good thing in my opinion I don't think we should be trying to fuck with people in their channels and their episodes and stuff like that There's a lot of reasons to goof on Aaron a lot of ways to do it But fucking with him IRL is not the way to do it in my humble opinion But anyway, so he came back and did some more episodes and I guess he made the goal early today But missed the goal the night before so he wasn't gonna give overtime until he hit the goal from the night before On the morning show don't even ask we'll be talking all about it this little piggy Wow this Friday either be on

Tookie's channel or this channel. Well, we'll figure that out. I Love you, Jenny. I wish Carl would let me lick you. Oh I told you I'd give you permission. Come on. Don't you dare. Come on, John. And it is up to me, by the way. I know it is.

Revan Weasel, Two Bucks, great show. As always, thank you very much. And Weber's Art Studio, what's the deal with Kumia and Shulie? All right, you guys ready for the deal with that? You ready for the exclusive? I honestly don't know. I was gonna say, is there a deal?

I haven't talked to you. I had no idea. I haven't say, is there a deal? I haven't talked to you about that. I haven't talked to Shulian a bit because we're not doing point dabble point. I gotta get in touch with them and see what's going on with that. All right, let's get back to this episode. We got a few more clips on here and then we'll get out of here.

I gotta go to band practice in a little bit. It's getting late. You gotta make dinner. Yeah. Oh boy. All right, let's get over here They're clowning me apparently I can only get people to watch my show if I'm talking about stuttering John and even then I'm not sure But this is them clowning me. Yeah, but you guys are like hacks with the stuttering John You all watch stunning John cuz you know, your numbers will be higher and John, you all watch Stun and John because you know, your numbers will be higher. No, we're not. Carl, Carl does that.

We break it down. Carl does that. Who are these socials? And then he gets a hundred people watching. So again, nobody's watching for Carl. They're watching, watching him watching Stutter and John. All right. I'm going to get real petty for a moment here, but it's only because Kevin's constantly gaslighting

his audience about me. He does it all the time. He's made up a lot of things. So let me just show you, he says I get a hundred views per episode. Who are these socials? Let's see, we got 7,800 on the top one there. 5,700, 4,500, over 4,000, over 9,000 on that one.

Over 6,000, I can't really see from here. I gotta get this thing closer to me. The point is, is that it's not even fucking close! And we also have a podcast where people can listen to the audio versions of these shows. We get thousands of more people downloading the episodes. So this is the kind of stuff that Kevin just makes up, but he just says it and says, okay, I guess that's true. A hundred people watching, who are these socials?

Check out who are these socials. It's a great show. Every Thursday at 6pm. My buddy Blind Mike, he's back from skank fest Have you heard anything about this week? I have he messaged me. He was hanging out with big J Talk about that, but we'll find out who are these socials kind of this Thursday We'll know more about that. So we'll get an update from woke dad. Holy shit the woke dead tick tock account A guy made a tick account as Woke Dad, which is fantastic.

So, Kurtiff here makes a very good point about, well, before I do that, this is more of Kevin gaslighting his audience about me. This is the kind of shit he says, and then I hear people say this to me and chat me about this, and I go, oh, Kevin told you that, and you just believed him. Add porn on his phone. Okay. But but speaking of porn bomb, you thought it was a hoot that I got porn bomb at Rochester. I didn't think you didn't you didn't get

technically you didn't get porn bombed. You were broadcasting a private stream that they decided to private stream. I fucking paid my money. So they're talking about the fact that Chad Zuma is a piece of shit and he went on Cardiff show and porn bombed him okay so when you have a guest on your show me explain this this is not a difficult concept you have a guest on your show and that guest decides to put porn up instead of their video image of themselves that's called a porn bomb you invited them on the show or they got on your show somehow and then they tried to fuck up your channel

by doing that. So Kevin's gonna explain that's what I did to him. I've never porn bombed anyone in my life. I never would it's a stupid thing to do or broadcasting a private stream that they decided to private stream. I fucking paid my money for it and I didn't agree to anything that said you can't you can't watch this while they're watching it.

So this is Kevin being disingenuous as he likes to do. So he's trying to say that he paid 30 bucks. So of course he can rebroadcast a show that we were doing behind the paywall. And I'd love to see him try to rebroadcast UFC or Major League Baseball, but he's actually like, yeah, no, this is fine. Of course I could do that, I paid my $30.

He also told people not to buy it because he was gonna rebroadcast it and On Twitter I warned him Kevin don't do that. It's not gonna go well for you So we told him not to do it. He was trying to take money out of our pockets Obviously, and now he's acting like he's the victim. Well, I think that's assumed No, it's not assumed. It's not the FCC. Right, Sorcerer? But exactly. I just think everybody has their own rules. Everybody has their own rules for like, it's okay if I do this because you do this. No, they try to take down my channel. In fact, Bob did like a victory dance. They tried to protect their investment in the broadcast

that they were charging money for Yes, thank you Cardiff Not only were we charging $30 to watch all of dabble con 2 that weekend But it cost us a shit ton of money to put that stream together Yeah I had to invest in software and build a website and all the equipment that we had over the time at the Carlson the video was Running and directing in real time the amount of work that we put into doing that and Kevin Just like so I wanted to give it to the people for free. What's the fucking problem? You guys are creating new rules. These are not new rules. And you know that it's gaslighting people also you weren't on YouTube

You can do whatever the fuck you want. Well, right? Yeah I mean what if we did want to just play porn and then again I suggested that we just have Nice lesbian porn so we can all enjoy well, that was not your video clips. The video clips they picked, I would not have picked, but whatever. We can do whatever we want on our private stream and we don't have to worry about YouTube's terms of service. If you snipe us and steal it, then you do have to worry about that. But this is Kevin, he's constantly gaslighting his audience about what I've said and what I've, he loves to say that if I go up against him at the same time, so for example, point dabble point on

Fridays at four, Kevin was saying, well, Carl would say this is an act of violence. No, you wouldn't. I wouldn't. Kevin has changed all of this and gaslighted people. And he says, I gaslight people. I'd love to play the clip, Kevin, if I'm gaslighting people. But Kevin says that I would say it's an act of violence. No, that's called competition

That's very healthy in business if you want to go up and I want to go up people get to choose who they watch When I was talking about an active violence I was talking about John trying to get my patreon taken down because of what people wrote in the discord server That nothing to do with that was what I was talking about a very different thing Than what Kevin likes to turn this into by the way Curtis on Kevin show as Chad talked about this yet does anyone know he's gonna be pissed right I gotta imagine this really pissed Chad Zubok off but all right I have one more clip on here and uh this is Cardiff just explaining like striking channels is bullshit. Don't do it. Thank you. Thank you everybody. So a potato did it part time. It changed his fucking life, money. So everyone go fuck yourself.

And you're like Brennan's paranoid. I'm not paranoid enough. Yeah. Well that's, but again, this is why, uh, uh, people need to stop with the, with the gay striking channels. Shit. Like we got to everybody's time. What's for you to, you've done it too, Kevin. You've talked about getting people's reporting channels and stuff. Cut that shit out. I don't officially report people's chat.

I know you don't, but when you encourage people to do that, because you didn't lose your channel because some reported it, just YouTube terms of service that you did, but people do that, But people can lose their channels when people start tattling on everybody and reporting and reporting and reporting. You did it part time and you're a potato and it still affected your fucking life. It was good. Yeah. In a positive way, it made me some extra money to pay for shit. Yes. Getting people's channels taking down is bullshit.

It's akin to trying to get someone fired from their job. It's just you're being a total douchebag. That's not what any of this is about. And Kevin has told people to strike channels and Kevin's all for it. And I know Chad does it. I know Stuttering John does it. John has just been bragging about getting one of Shuli's episodes taken down recently because he's reporting it. And John's going through and and mass reporting everything which is also against YouTube's terms of service you shouldn't weaponize the reporting system and John loves to brag about that's what he's doing so he's a piece of garbage as Rob Saul would say I'm pretty sure a loser how dare Rob Saul call Jenny Carl's beard Rob seems gay to

me with that little dog in his lap. I bet he's tossed that dog salad so much. Rob come to my fun dungeon. I mean art studio slurp. There's an open invitation for you, Rob. You can hang out with Dan Alexander, woke dad. Well, that's all I got for you. I thought that'd be a fun thing to do today.

Just on a whim. Well, I'll tell you why we're doing this today Every other Tuesday. I do the Drew Lane show check out the Drew Lane show Wherever you get podcasts. It's also up on YouTube whenever I do my episodes And if you subscribe to our patreon or supercast I do put those out as a little mini bonus episodes my appearances on there And because the Tigers are in this wild card game today, Drew said, well, we can't do a show tonight. I understand. I get it.

So I'm going to go on there next week instead. And I figured, well, since we have the afternoon, we could talk about this episode of Opie with Jim hosting Stuttering John Melendez. And it was fun. It was fun to go back and listen to that. I forget how much I loved Jim Norton on that show He was I mean not on Opie show but just just in general

Yes, and especially when he's there with like guys like David Tell and stuff and it's just fun to watch John be out of his element. It's been a long time. He's been on a real show and So you don't get to see that much anymore. Don't worry. We'll go back to viewing John and his current form and watching current John. But it is fun to go back. And like I said, if you go to our patreon.com slash who are these podcasts, we're currently doing a series called living in the past with stuttering John. We're going back to the episodes in 2018, his podcast before the devil verse existed and looking at it through the 2024 lens, which has been fascinating. Yeah. To see John before he was such a drunk retard. He actually formed sentences to some degree. He seemed to back then we were making fun of him, but I didn't know how bad it was going to get.

Right. I mean, he can talk. He could talk a little bit back then. Yeah. Sounds like a different guy. He does. I mean, the things he's saying are not that different, but no, he does sounds like a different guy. He does. I mean the things he's saying are not that different But no, he does sound like a different guy. So Alright, Jenny jiggles anything you want to promote? No, oh Detroit yeah come to Detroit. Oh, you can't well if you have tickets come to Detroit okay, so we're playing the magic bag on the 25th and Here's the deal. It is sold out sold out two months in advance Thanks guys. And so if you want to go and you haven't gotten tickets, I encourage people to go to our discord It's free to join if you go to who are these comm there's a link to our discord server

We have a channel in there called w ATP meetup. Mm-hmm. And in there is where you can talk about Hey, we're all gonna be going to Detroit. Where are we meeting up Thursday? What are we doing Friday? What do you guys want to get breakfast? You want to get lunch a lot of people go in there to coordinate and meet up with other folks who are going to the show, coming in from out of town or live in Detroit. But there's also people who buy tickets and they can't go. And so a lot of times they reach out to me and I go, yeah, I'm not a reseller of this show, I'm the host.

So I tell people to go to our Discord. If you have tickets to sell or you wanna give them away or whatever, if you're looking for tickets, go on there. And that's where the the swap shop is Thank you for your call That's where you want to go to swap those things out, but yes That's gonna be a lot of fun looking forward to going back to Detroit my home away from home And we're going to a Red Wings game Thursday night

Red Wings playing the Devils JJ's team Redwings game Thursday night. Redwings playing in the Devils, JJ's team. So that'll be a lot of fun. Guys, thanks for hanging out with us on this non-emergency special episode of Who Are These Potters? Starting in the mosh pits of morning radio. And now the show is over now.

Mm, okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. I hate this great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. I hate this fucking show. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. Did it. Wait, God.

Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. No one told me there was going to be boasting. Thanks a lot, Carl. This is going to be a great show. I'm going to be a great show. I'm going to be a great show. I'm going to be a great show. I'm going to be a great show.

I'm going to be a great show. I'm going to be a great show. I'm going to be a great show. I'm going to be a great show. I'm going to be a great show. I'm going to be a great show. I'm going to be a great show. I'm going to be a great show. I'm going to be a great show. I'm going to be a great show. I'm going to be a great show. I'm going to be a great show. literally drive you crazy. No one told me there was gonna be boasting.

Thanks a lot, Carl. This is going great. Boring. Be more funny. Don't say shit for attention. It's not cool. You know, who are these? Podcasts.

I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense.