Who Are These Podcasts? - Minisode - Stuttering John Proves I'm Gay

Episode Date: September 11, 2024

Producer Chris and I had an "emergency" episode this week to respond to Stuttering John's proof that I'm gay. John watched a 17 second clip of WATP on a subreddit and that’s all he needed to out me as a blatant homosexual. Also, Stuttering John gets caught in so many lies in this episode he doesn’t even attempt to talk his way out of it. He’s a bad combination of a pathological liar, stupid, and wet brained. And don’t forget, John’s still pretending he has a legal case against Kate Meaney. At least he’s finally conceded that the FBI is not going to help him get revenge for being embarrassed.  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Remember to shut the fuck up Mental illness can literally drive you crazy i've been dying to say that cuz cuz a row cuz a row slapper rooney it's show time Welcome to a special emergency episode of Who Are These Podcasts? And the reason why it's an emergency is because something very big happened in the Devilverse yesterday. I don't know if you're aware of this. Nope. I haven't looked at the subreddits.

I'm sure it's all over it. John has proven that I'm gay. Oh and Because of that I have decided to wear my shirt I'm sorry. I'm late. I'm gay and I was having gay sex So John is out in me. I might as well just take it the rest of the way and just say look at that's a W It's a W For the stuttering the way and just say, look it, that's a W. It's a W for the stuttering one. You finally got something right. People are asking how is that news?

Well, there are some people like my wife and the rest of my family who didn't know about this. And so I thought it'd be interesting today to present what John has done to prove the fact that I'm definitely gay and I should be called every gay slur there is for that reason. Because that's what you do with gay people when you're a progressive like John.

You make fun of them all the time for being gay. Proves how woke you are. Yeah, it's also hilarious. I know one thing about gay guys, they're like, oh my gosh. You call me the epsilon again You're killing me bad. This is great. We're gonna hang out with these guys more often. It's good stuff So I want to thank everybody who's tuning in live on a Tuesday afternoon Thank you for the support. Thanks for watching if you're a regular listener to our podcast

We'll have this out in the main feed tomorrow on Wednesday as a little Minnesota that we like to put out. I get made fun of for saying Minnesota. That's pretty gay. I know. I mean, I am what I am, right? Like Popeye said that once. I got to get used to this.

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It is fun and you can do that. In fact, you know what, I'll play this because my sister-in-law said this to me three days ago for some reason. We weren't even live or doing anything. But just to show you what this looks like, apparently I had something to say and I didn't even realize this.

My sister-in-law is so awesome, I'm going to get her some more reptiles in fact a black throat monitor is always what she wanted grant will love that it grows to five feet long I don't remember saying that but you're a busy guy well I'm a man of my word so she says I'm gonna buy her that then I guess I'll have to now who knew who knew that was the case all right let's get right into it We have so much to talk about so many clips to play

What a fun show this was yesterday with John exposing me finally. He's been trying to do this for a while Finally happened. We'll ease into it start off with John talking about the uncle Rico show and How those guys make fun of John. And it's just not fair. Speaking of snot on their nose, how many times has the shitware done it like an emergency show if I have some snot coming out of my nose or if I happen to spit, or something like that, how many times?

I would say way too many, and that's odd, John. The fact that he's sitting there going, oh, because there's snot running down my face, and I'm spitting all over the place, you guys are gonna make fun of me for that? Yes, every time, it's ridiculous. Doesn't happen to everyone. No, it doesn't happen to most people who do shows on the internet or anything and two shows anywhere

live shows street performers beggars homeless people like most people don't have snot running down their face while they're indoors in Air-conditioned rooms, it's weird. It's weird, it's odd. And it's because you're a very gross person and possibly, get ready for this, possibly a coke head. And the reason why I say that is because John's using some new logic

in order to allege things about people. According to a lot of the people online, they are alleging that... So John is starting this off with, according to people online, they are alleging. You know what, it's crazy. I love it, that's the new burden of proof. Because there's a lot of people saying

that John's a deadbeat dad. I've seen that all over the place online. I've heard he's a low IQ dolt. Yeah. The co-cat thing has been prominent recently with people online. Oh, I've been saying that for a while, but for... Online?

Well, no. You gotta do it online. Okay. But on the show, so it is online. That's true, that is online, yep. But it sounds like something that someone who doesn't do it anymore would accuse someone of, you know? Sure.

You don't give me a whole lot of cred for it. I'm sorry about that. I just love that John's new rule is like, well, I saw it on a subreddit, so it's probably true. If you want to go by that, John, Dead was Anonymous has a lot of interesting theories. Oh, yeah. And allegations going around. But this is the big tease.

This is what John is really gearing up for in this episode. John, the Just Do It voice is really working. My kid is on medication now. How can I take it to the next level and ruin his confidence? Thanks, Duke. Well, I have a few clips to play of more Lady K mannerisms. So just wait for it. of more Lady K mannerisms. So just wait for it. Okay, I don't remember saying that.

He's really running with this. Well, it's one of those things where, like Chad with the hype train. Like at first he was doing that to goof on people and then it just became his thing. And now it's like, well no, you're the one dancer on like an idiot begging for money. You should goof on people with that then it just became his thing. And I was like, well, no, you're the one dancer on like an idiot begging for money. You used to goof on people for that.

Which is what another cokehead would do. Right. And so now John is saying things in a very effeminate mannerism. Every show, all show long, but acting like I should be embarrassed about it, even though I'm not the one doing it. But he's got new ones.

He's got new evidence, new proof of my sexual preference based on how I speak. Based on how John speaks, he is retarded. When he talks about, everyone who's seen his audiobook, MP3, on our Patreon, and he says that my publisher, Surrit, my friend, Surrit, it's like it's Saw, there's no Rs in the word Saw, you sound like an idiot. What are you talking about?

You talking about his best-selling book? The best-selling book that he brags about on his Bumble account, and his, what's the old-timers site that we just discovered he's on, R-Time? John's also has an account on R-Time. We just learned about, that was on Point Dabble Point this week.

Oh, okay, I'm way behind. Yeah, we saw in John's inbox, he gets emails, he's getting matches. Yeah, I didn't know what that was. For women on R-Time. Maybe I should get in there. I mean, you do. Well, it depends on what age women you wanna meet. John's quick to make fun of my wife, and for some reason he's on our time, so.

I don't know, hypocrite. I'm starting to think he might feel a little bit hypocritical. Remember, oh God, Chad's emailing me every day now. He's so obnoxious. I don't even know how to respond. He emailed me today and said I was bitter. How do I respond to that? What would I be bitter about?

Do I seem bitter? Is there a reason I would be bitter? I won the lottery, Chad. I used to be in marketing, and now I'm a professional podcaster. Pretty fucking amazing. The last thing I'd be is bitter about. You pretty much have fun for a living.

Yeah. My job title is Laughing at Jerks. It used to be CMO. So this is way better. Way better. You wear what you want to work, obviously. Right, yes. Yes.

There's no dress code on WATP. Clearly. That's for sure. But I'm bitter. The reason why we started talking about Chad is because John and Chad started up this feud a couple weeks ago. And I was like, oh, this'll be fun.

Watching those two go at it. And they had some harsh words back and forth. But apparently none of that was real. I help people that I like. Like Chad, nobody can stomach the Zomac by having a fake fight with him. I was never serious, but I am a good actor. And I helped Chad big time, and he should thank me.

So this is a weird thing, and we're gonna catch John in a few lies today, which I'm very excited to show, everyone. Yeah, there's some doozies that even John So this is a weird thing and we're gonna catch John in a few lies today, which I'm very excited to show everyone Yeah, there's there's some doozies that even John is just like doesn't he's caught flat-footed doesn't know how to respond It's great. But now this new thing that he was never mad at Chad He had he was yelling at clay dabber to shut up So that he could present what he was gonna say about Chad zoom on which he should be doing all the time

Everyone should be telling clay dabber For sure. That all the time. Everyone should be telling Clay Dabber to shut the fuck up. For sure. That's the only thing you should be saying to that guy if you're having a conversation. But now, that was his acting. That's part of his real. Pretending that he's mad at Chad Zumock. I didn't realize that all of that was fake.

And it's not a great thing to say if you dedicate episodes to hating on someone Yeah, and then weeks later a week later. Just say yeah, none of that was real. Why would I watch your show that? Also, if you guys are really friends, why are you waiting for a thank you from him? You that's a good point, too I like that John goes why talked about Chad so other people are talking about Chad Yeah, but he's mad at you for coming back to the internet because he thought he was gonna take your time slot over. So he's actually still mad at you, I think.

Yeah, I think Chad's bitter. Yeah, Chad might be a little bitter. He might be one of these guys who projects his anger onto other people. Not in a creative way. No. Oh, I'm feeling this way. You feel this way.

Oh, dude. Speaking of creative, the lack of creativity on this show because Rob Sal is going to come out a little bit. Oh, it's incredible how bad these two are this comedy dynamic duo of john and Rob. They have nothing. And I listened to the show at a sped up pace, as you should, as everyone should. And they can do a conversation about bands and Fleetwood Mac and Chicago, the band and songs and who wrote them and why it was written that way. It couldn't be more boring. This is, it's insane. You're like, you guys are boring assholes

and boomers and no one cares about this shit. But okay, good on them that they're not just talking about shit while you're over and over again. At least they changed up the conversation a little bit for a moment here. But I like that the chat is telling John, and these aren't the pores, these are people super chatting John. A lot of super chats yesterday.

They're telling him, stop pretending you're not calling Carl what you are calling Carl. Det Midler. Thanks for the two bucks. Just call Carl. I'm not doing I'm not using that word. You know, the Jews just do it. So it says right on there. just call Carl the F slur. You know you want to. That's why you're saying just do it. You've just, Howard Stern was told by K-Rock, you can no longer talk about Sirius satellite radio

because there was so much promotion for Sirius. They're like, okay, we can't have this on our airwaves. So that became, whenever they're talking about Sirius, they just changed the word and be like, yeah, we'll wait till we're on. And then we'll be able to do this and this and this. And every listener knew what he was talking about. John has changed the F slur and just do it because even what is that about me, if you just see something that he wants to call out as gay, he yells, just do it. I think he enjoys talking in that voice. I think this is a very slow coming out for John

If he could get his dick one, I don't think he'd be that choosy. We're gonna find out It doesn't happen very often these days. Yeah, he's the lonely gay type You might be right about last house on the block. You might be right All right, John Has proven time and time again. He doesn't know how to make jokes. I heard him on the show today I was peeking in for a moment He said his show is funny and no one else's show is funny and there's just no evidence of that at all. It's crazy. It is funny though. Yeah, I know. As Howard always said, John's only funny when he's not trying to be funny. When he's trying to be

funny, he definitely is not. And this is John explaining that. Thanks for the five. Differences when you had snot coming from your face. TSN made jokes for 30 minutes. All you said about truly is there you go. Wow, boring. Yeah, learn from that. Why do I need to make jokes when I am simply calling him out for his hypocrisy?

It's I don't do the shit way a show and whatever jokes they made were not funny. Okay, if you say so, John. John goes, I don't have to make jokes. Well, you should if it's a comedy show. You should try at least. And John's big cop out is yeah, but their show is not funny. And John used to say that their show had fake viewers and fake superchats, it didn't make any money, and that went on for months, and it's like, well, that can't be true, because it's still going. So now it's not funny.

And whenever you say that something's not funny, you have to just look at it and go, well, are people watching it and enjoying it? Okay, well then, there's something there. It's a comedy show, and there's numbers. Yes, you don't like it. You don't appreciate that they're clowning you, There's something there. Yeah. It's a comedy show, and there's numbers. Yes. You don't like it. You don't appreciate that they're clowning you.

But it is funny. Yeah, there's one guy who doesn't appreciate the show. Yeah, there's one guy who's like, it's obviously not funny. Well, no, it actually obviously is. For sure. And this is the thing with both John and Chad, not to bring up Chad too much, he loves it when I do. He needs my attention.

But they ultimately think they're gonna win some feud or argument or something. In their minds, they think that there's this victory just over the horizon. And once they get there, all the haters will go away and everyone will love them. It's this crazy thing where John's like, I just had to point out that Shitwayer's a hypocrite.

Well, I mean, it gets boring it's as boring as boring as the just do it thing you'll just doing that over and over again is play it out maybe but make some jokes have some fun do something entertaining talk about the band Chicago some more I could get into that if I knew that was the subject home 25 or 64 sure. So this is kind of fun because there's these chatters, super chatters, who are giving John money and encouraging him. Now, I know for a fact that there are people,

probably contrarians, who knows what their motivation is, there are people for a fact that are on John's side and trying to prop him up. I also know for a fact that are on John's side and trying to prop him up. I also know for a fact, some of these people are fucking with John and he does not know it. Yeah. And you'll bring his balls might be one of them as he super chats, John. You'll bring his balls. Thanks for the fiber. Me, Bert's ass and Omar's forekin are thinking about starting a GoFundMe so you can afford

a lawyer to better fight TSN, FTSN, FKB, hashtag stuttering John Army. That would be awesome if you did that. The joke is right over John's head, of course, because there's a compliment in there, or at least support. Yeah, yeah, right. He's blinded by that. He's like, Oh, I can make money. Well, then I'm taking this seriously. The guys referred to this other superchatter Burt Lancaster's anus. I just love these guys days are just like, Hey, so I'm

thinking me and Burt's ass and Omar's foreskin will start a GoFundMe and the joke is lost on Jen. Jen doesn't realize like GoFundMe's don't create money magically. You have to have a bunch of supporters or fans who want to donate to a cause and help you raise money and support you and if everyone thinks you're an asshole and no one likes you, your GoFundMe will not be successful. I think I explained that as best as I can. For a adult shot, I was trying to really break it down. Can you dumb it down for me?

Almost like Kamala explaining how Ukraine is a smaller country than Russia. So GoFundMe is not where you create money people give money To this thing and they have to like you first And believe in the cause so good luck with that and I thought that Noga was a John fan. No gives a big super chat around there, but now I'm not even sure because This request right here. You know it's not gonna go well. Thanks for the 210. Play the Shooley Network Shuffle on Reddit, as you wish.

Okay, now he's gotta go find a video on Reddit. What's great about this is that Shooley's anonymous. Oh, yeah. Go ahead. That's a new one. Good stuff, John. Great show. This is that possible? He's looking at Shoei's Anonymous all day every day. He's hitting refresh. Is there a new post? Is there a new post?

Is there a new post? And so Noga tells him to watch this video and he pulls it up, watches this video. And I actually gotta give John credit for his reaction to it. So this is a video that's a very funny video. It's been on the internet for a very long time. These sex offenders doing the sex offender shuffle. And they're like, Hey, we're coming to your neighborhood, but we're gonna be good. And blah, blah, blah. You know, it's a parody. It's a

goof. But they superimpose the head of a guy who was caught with 6000 images and videos of CP on his computer Which makes it a little more real a little less funny and then the rest of the Shuli gang and and me so a lot of people are having a lot of fun with the fact that there's a guy Shuli used to work with who was caught with the most horrific thing you could have on your computer and who was caught with the most horrific thing you could have on your computer. And they're loving it and celebrating it. I gotta give credit to John for his reaction to this after watching it. There you go. So I, I, as you requested, the Duke delivers.

Now it's possible that John just didn't understand what he just watched and had no idea how to react to it, but I want to give him the benefit of the doubt to say like, okay, that's not really that funny. There's real victims involved and sex trafficking minors is horrific. So yeah, he left out the fake laughter. Plus he's seen it a billion times probably. Probably, that's a good point too.

So I got some great stuff coming up, including Jon Proving that I'm gay, of course. But also Jon getting caught in some lies that I'm very much looking forward to, but real quick, I want to check in on the fine folks here watching us. Yay, Super Chats. So to my man, the Looney Tunes Critic Two Bucks says, in fairness to John, Carl, you are gay a lot.

Comes up frequently. Yeah, there's a certain percentage of time that I am gay. Rocko Orby2002, 2Bucks says, and SJ Ketchu getting your mailbox filled. Wow. This is a reference to Woke Dad on Who Are These Socials. Woke Dad gave this analogy about someone, I didn't want to get into it, he basically broke down women's vagina as mailboxes and they have no, they can't help it if people stuff

letters into their, it was the craziest thing, not a good analogy. Did he ever fuck a woman? I don't think so. Or was he fucked a woman. I don't think so Or was he a mailman? It was really it was a really weird discussion I don't I don't want to go any further to it flail ready to boxes hi Carl. You're gay See you in Detroit see you Detroit flail Randy

Nemirovsky five bucks says having the gimp you chain up in your basement as a co-host instead of your wife is a bold choice to prove John wrong. I see what you did there. He's a fag. Kinky Cataloco, five bucks says, is the next revelation going to be Chris has crater? I guess I'm the last one to this party, apparently. I had no idea.

I thought this was a secret. that I was doing a good job Dominic Sanchez ten bucks says Carl silk City sent me a second three pack of hot sauce that I didn't pay for school Wish they'd send me some more hot sauce. No, I don't have any right of it over here I was told it's in the mouth. It's shipping out because we have a second batch gross I Want to save that batch for later? and it's in the mouth, it's shipping out. Because we have a second batch. Gross. I want to save that batch for later. Fat Factor with five pounds says that lip smacking Stutjot does is 100% a cocaine thing. That's on the internet.

People on the internet. I didn't know Andy was a cocaine. People on the internet are saying the lip smacking has to do with cocaine, which proves that John is a cocaine. And I'm just going by, which proves that John is a coke addict. I'm just going by the same logic that John does. Right. Red, four, seven, three, two bucks.

WTP Emergency Shows is greater than presidential debates. Got that right. Correct. Although I am kinda looking forward to it tonight. They'll be covering it on who are these broadcasters tomorrow on this very channel. Oh, that's the best way to watch it. At 2 p.m., yes. Watch it through Christian and Eric's point of view

on who are these broadcasters. Ayo 1012, two bucks. John and Aaron love the many people are saying. Many people are saying. Michael P five bucks. Today John's obsessed with finding proof in pudding. It is the word phrase of the day. Hit like, subscribe, notifications, and go pills.

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There's some other words that John overuses that we'll be talking about in just a little bit. Rabbit weasel, thank you for the two bucks. DJ Davies, so Mr. Progressive is a gay basher? Go figure. What are the chances, huh? Jay Phoenix, two bucks. Teriyaki had blocked me.

I suppose there is a line Teriyaki had. That's good. That's pretty good. I like it. Rape or butt, two bucks. Not to mention Carl had Devilcon 2 meetup at a gay bar. That's pretty good. I like it Rape or but two bucks not to mention Carl had devil come to meet up at a gay park That didn't help me. That didn't help the cause. I didn't pick locks remember that I was not the person who picked locks OJ someone mentioned it to OJ. He said yeah, it sounds good, and they asked me I said yeah, it's great

It's got a huge outdoors. You can smoke pot back there drink whatever and then by the time we left the place It was a full on rager Wow, it was something else. I actually got sucked off twice on my way out. It was crazy Uncle Paul's lawyer five bucks says Carl I like you even more now that you came out of the closet very brave if you ever need representation I have experience in that area Thank you. Uncle Paul's lawyer See doors are opening. I think I know a little something about that Who's that old guy over there?

Uncle Paul, Uncle Paul With the creepy old guy staring Uncle Paul, now he's coming over here Slowly limping down the hall It's too late now Cause here comes Uncle Paul Let me show you how to make a big boy love ya I would not want to be Uncle Paul's lawyer J. Phoenix, two bucks, whoa Carl

Stop being gay as fuck and get dent Just do it That might read you that wrong, what is that supposed to say? I don't know Stop being a- oh I stop being a, a fsler. Oh, I gotcha. Done. That's John saying that, okay, I get it, thank you.

Matthew Rowling dumb box, not trying to say anything, I just wanted to understand, I keep getting gifted memberships for TSN, surely, but I never watch, is it possible to get gifted if you are not watching, if you are a sub? Yes, I've heard that, I've heard that gifted memberships will go to you even if you're not there Physically in the chat room at the time and so you say thank you. Yeah, thank you for the gifted membership

Tom Robinson 10 bucks first time watching live love your videos. Thank you Tom Robinson. Thanks for tuning in live We don't do this very often for W ATP But we enjoy when we do oh I think that's a joke. That dude wrote a song, Tom Robinson wrote a song called Glad to Be Gay. Oh, is that? Is that? So I don't know if it's a real Tom Robinson or not, but who knows. That's impressive, that. That's a deep poll.

Very well done. Yeah, you said an intro a few weeks back. What, were you foreshadowing? Yes. I knew it. Everyone's onto this but me. Coup five bucks, think you're not killing yourselves. Just do it. No, don't do it Don't do it. Go. Thank you

Hello rager 69 10 bucks Seeing how he's on shoes anonymous every day you think John would have bookmarked it by now. I know shit Nobody can be this technically retarded, not even actual tarts. I agree with you. And also, he's using Chrome. He's mentioned it before, his faulty Google Chrome. When you go to websites, it just auto fills, and you start typing two letters,

and it knows where you wanna go. It's hard to fuck up. It really is hard to not find these things, but it takes them forever. Jay Phoenix says mailbox equal man's ass. Yeah, you're not that gay. You didn't know that. I didn't.

I didn't connect the dots on that one. See, I think you took the old joke. If you're wearing a condom, you're not really touching the dude, so you're not gay. I think you took that literally. This is why it's all dawning on you now. You're like, oh.

Wait, it is gay? You wore the condom on? Ricky, you threw to do 25 bucks. Is John's proof Carl's hot sauce hot in the rock is known to turn people gay It says right on the label it does I'm gonna check the label again Should be a warning should be a disclaimer Michael Gavin out leash. Oh hey Carl should stuttering fool do a show with Michael Gavin Ali of course You should get John on the Michael Gavin Alilly show and I know I owe you a note

No, took he's not telling me not to do your show. I'm sorry very busy. How do you think you pronounce this one? Mr. X, okay Thank you for asking the sauce on vetoes mental breakdown or mental break. I'm obsessed with that I've been listening all day to the dick show from this week vetoes wall D So it's on Vito's mental breakdown or mental break. I'm obsessed with that. I've been listening all day to the Dick Show from this week. Vito DiZualdi has lost his fucking mind. And I got to contact Vito because we're friends, but I'm worried about him because he's displaying

every characteristic of a wolfcow. He's not, I was just, I was over at Vinny's studio. We recorded a creep off bonus show today. A Baywatch episode. Wow Baywatch episode with all these WCW wrestlers. I've never seen a bigger shit show in my life. It was incredible, but that was a fun watch. A lot we did on the creep off patron, but we were both talking about this veto

thing because we're both really obsessed with this thing where Vito is fighting against Riley and Mint Salad and Riley's claiming he's gonna come to Vito's house and Vito's like, you can't come to my house. And he's like freaking out about it. And he's doing everything wrong and Dick's trying to explain that to him. It's like, dude, if you want people coming to your house,

this is how you do it. He's like, no, I don't want people coming to my house. So I'm telling you, that's where I draw the lines. Yeah, but do you not understand what you're doing right now? It's incredible. It's incredible. It sounds like he could use a nice loving blowjob.

Well, this, I could. This is what I said to Vinnie when we were talking about it. The internet's not for everyone. A lot of people, they should not be well known on the Internet, especially in this world. You gotta have thick skin. You gotta let things roll off your back. I let a lot of things roll off my back.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, this is all starting to sound like I am coming out, what's going on right now? But no, I'm fascinated by it, and we'll talk more about it on WTP Tomorrow with Pat Oates coming on the show tomorrow. I'm excited about that. Angel Reese has a podcast. She just debuted. A lot of spicy WNBA talk tomorrow on WTP. I like how you put star in quotes. She's a WNBA star. Your podcast stinks. Dang lizard coming in We know you're gay no reason for an emergency show of you coming out of the closet is

Oh is that blind Mike is greater than Lady K. I like that I have my own symbol now. Blind Mike has always had the walking stick thing. What do you call that? Walking stick. No. Cane. Cane, whatever. The blind cane thing. And now I get the rainbow emoji, that's perfect. It's very pretty. Oh look, it's Lady Gay, see what I did there?

Scall! Ape shit media, getting a zinger in on me. AI John is way funnier than John. It's amazing. Go figure. Final warning, you sheepburger. You are being sued, producer man. You are being sued too. The potato is sued. They aren't sued. Now I need to wipe my hard drives. I'm gay, like really gay. Oh boy. I don't know if you want to admit all of that.

It seems like a bad idea. Hey, it's our buddy Tony from Hack the Movies chiming in. Hey. Don't bother calling him, Carl. I've given veto advice over and over and he just ignores it, I know. I just wanna call him to pre-apologize for what I'm gonna say about him. Just to let him know like, hey man, we're cool, right? Just wanna let you know, you're going about this all the wrong ways.

And we watched poor Tony give him advice live at DabbleCon. That was brutal. Yes it was. You're a good egg, Tony. You're a good guy, Tony. We love you, buddy. Look at this coming in.

This deserves a stinger. Yay, Super Chats. Steve Clark with $100. The Devilverse is like a horrible drug addiction. I hide it from my wife and it's taking over all my free time.'s not you're not wrong for a lot of us. Fortunately. My wife's has the same addiction as I do So we get to do it together sort of speak But yeah for a lot of people it's a weird thing like you want the computer again. No, no, I'm not You're looking at the dabble worse. No gate board. I promise you

So I arrived here for the show and you asked me if I was caught up on John I said no and you're like, yeah, it's gonna be a surprise I'm like yay, and then I just realized while we're doing it. I did watch some last night. You did watch So it is an addiction. Yeah, you forgot you did it. Yeah, I look where's my stash You're making me the board. You're like who took my did my stash? Oh, I probably did that too Check in on everything every night. I forget that I did it. That's hilarious. It's like you can't survive on yesterday's dabble verse, you know.

That's true. That's very true. All right, let's get back to the clips because I have some fun stuff coming up. This is very funny. Someone breaking down where John's at in his career. It's been done before, but I enjoyed this one. K Mac 33. All your talent and you reduced to $2 insults. Well, that $2 adds up. And I don't mind being insulted. You serious? Yeah, Chad, you don't mind being insulted.

I thought for sure he was going to say, well, sometimes it's five. The $2 adds up is the first ridiculous thing he says, and then I don't mind being insulted. How many times have you run from the devil? He talks out of both sides of his mouth. And that's the problem with these people who can't keep their story straight. And also that's why he drools so much. Correct. But this is the problem with guys like Jen is they say one thing one day, I don't need

this shit, I'll just leave the devil verse. I gotta get away from the devil verse. I needed some time away from the devil verse. All you trolls and haters. They're just like, I love it. I love getting insulted every day. If I was such a loser, why is everybody so mad that I'm leaving? Here's the question.

Does anyone not mind reading insults about themselves all day? Is there anyone in the history of the world that wouldn't mind that? People take it differently than others. Some people are okay with it, they can handle it. Dude, it's very hard to offend you. I've tried and I've given up.

Right, right, yes. So you might be the contender for that, but still. If you try to take my Patreon down, we'd be fighting right now. Well, it's an act of violence. Don't do that. That's where I draw the line, right there. Boom!

All right, so John, this is his big get. And we're gonna get into him being caught lying, but let's get into this first. John proving that I'm gay. And this is his big get, is he goes over to the Hackverse subreddit and he finds this video, short little video clip of us reviewing the Aaron Imholte local Fox News report.

Oh yeah. And the title of this video on Hackverse reviewing the Aaron Imholte local Fox News report. And the title of this video on Hackverse is, Carl Wauburger judging the news for putting MLC on Fox. John's takeaway from this is very different from why the person posted this video in the first place, which I find interesting, but it is proof that I'm gay. So, here we go. Welcome to the new Just Do It.

Clay Davie, you're going to like this. In May, today, other podcasters are using it as material for their shows. Who the fuck said in Mr. Lo's company, this should be NLL, this should be Patrick Bell. It's fucked up, they're showing Kevin Brennan and Stevie Liu with that segue. Without segue? With that segue?

Hello, Carl, with that segue? And there's one more on this. That's some bullshit right there. That's some bullshit right there. I'm just gonna snitch on Aaron. You know what, 100 get snitched on Aaron. That's a bullshit right there. With that segue, just do it.

With that segue. That's a bullshit right there. With that segue, just do it. With that segue. It's still good. Look man, I'm it, with that segue. Look man, I'm just impersonating the guy. So he caught himself realizing that he's just calling me queer over and over again. But this is the level of comedy John has.

He repeats what I said. Nothing else. You just saw that. Everything that he did was just repeating what I said with this brilliant spot on impersonation of me. Yeah, it's there's some UK in there. There's some southern drawl. And then it goes back to gay. He seems to be best at that. He's very good at that. Yeah. rolls right off the tongue. And

that's all he's got. I love watching this man suck at everything he does. It's crazy. He, listen, what we do is very- Sorry I meant John. No, no, no. I was thinking, cut two thoughts at once. What we do is very easy. We watch clips, we respond to clips,

we make fun of what we saw in the clip. I like to bring some context to it, explain what's going on, why it's happening, why it sucks. It's an easy gig, what we do, and I love that about it. John's so bad at it. He can't find an angle. He doesn't even know why that video was posted on Reddit. He doesn't understand the context of it.

He doesn't get it, and instead he just repeats things that I say, changes my inflection completely, and then calls me gay, which is crazy. But he caught himself at the end there, you saw that. He's like, listen guys, I'm just reporting on the news. Yeah, I'm not gay bashing. Like he caught himself realizing that he's gay bashing, and this is him explaining that he can't help that,

it's not his fault. I can't help it that that's how he sounds I Don't want to hear any you motherfuckers Say anything about it. That's how he talks don't put an impersonator Just like I impersonated showing more when I pranked Donald Trump Remember that amazing Sean Moore impression that he did? Yes. How could I forget?

Pretty good stuff there. We all remember how funny your Trump prank was, Chad. So we're all praising you to this day. I love that he goes, listen guys, I just do spot on impersonations. I'm not trying to call him gay, he just talks gay, and so I'm doing that. Yeah, he's implying that he can't help himself.

He's so talented. What else can he do He's I mean his hands are tied on this one So then about an hour after this Rob Saul comes on the show John was hoping that Rob would be on the show the whole Time oh, we'll find out why Rob wasn't there. We're gonna get into that in a moment, but Rob Shows up and John's like oh my gosh. I'm so glad you're here Wait until you see what I have for you about Lady K. So here's the new, just do it. I'm going to give you two here, Rob. OK.

Those are using it as material for their shows. Who the fuck said in Miserable's Company, this should be NLL, this should be Patrick Bell. It's fucked up, they're showing Kevin Brennan and Stevie Liu with that segue. With that segue. Segue, yeah. Get that segue, Rob. It's a segue.

It should have been showing Rab Sok. Rab Sok. It's a segue, just do it. And there's one more, here we go. He's not done And how is it that in one imagine you watch the whole show how many this you know that there would be? That's a bullshit right there, that's a bullshit right there That's a bullshit right there. I'm gonna yell at my mom Snitch on Aaron in hope that's some bullshit right there. I'm going to yell at my mom wife. You don't want to be snitched on Aaron. Imholed. That's some bullshit right there.

Yeah. With that segway, just do it. Mom wife, bring me some pizza rolls. I'm upset that my friends didn't get on TV. Good stuff. At least Rob is trying to turn it into a joke about me and goof on me. He's terrible at it.

Might be the worst ever. I'm a pretty easy target. He's terrible at it. But at least he's like, yeah, let's just not repeat the word that he said over and over again. Let's try to get an angle out of John. And John's like, shut that down. Like, no, no, no, no.

We're just gonna repeat what he said and that's the new way that we calm the EF slur Rob's like I guess okay cool good stuff pretty funny Did you see this part? He probably didn't make it this part of the show John watched it once and then watched it again. He was like so excited about this. Yeah old that he has Let me bring in my friend Rob. Yeah, wait till my friends come over I'm gonna show them this thing that I discovered, my new bit that I do.

It's pretty good. Right after that, this is interesting, because in John's mind, we're the bad guys. Us fun loving people who just get on the internet, try to make people laugh, have a great time, we're the bad guys. I'm upset that my friends didn't get on TV And he has such isn't it odd they all love the bad guys It's like it's they all love the people who are involved in the various shit

Yeah, so I'm stealing that from both Tukey and Melton. We're taking the secret word of the day, whatever John says, nefarious. You just can't stop using that word. So John, remember that one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. All right, John, you got to keep that in mind when you talk about who the good guys and the bad guys are in this. So a lot of people think that you're a bad guy for a lot of different reasons, including the lying. Oof.

Johnny, so much lying going on. You're getting called out. All the super chanters know everyone who pays attention knows this. Do you have clips to back up what you're saying, Carl? I do, but that was a tease. Oh, that's coming up momentarily. First, let's back up before Rob came back on the show. And John is pretending that he has a legal case against Kate Meaney and her mom. And it's bizarre that he won't let this go. He's pretending it's still a thing.

Kate and Hallford, Mary and Hallford, are laughing at your empty legal threats. They're not empty. Wait for it. So this is what John did. This is what John always does. This is John's playbook. He makes threats because he wants people to cower and shut down. So he threatened Kate, he threatened me, threatened Shuley, he threatened the comedy club. He had his buddy at the pub,

call the comedy club pretending to be his attorney. He called Rocco's mom. He called Rocco's mom, he called Kate's mom. He's trying to threaten people so they stop doing this. When's the last time that worked? I think the last time that worked was when the woman came out and said, yeah, he shit on my sheets in the tub.

And was very aggressive with me sexually when he was drunk. And John was like, ah, that's nefarious, shut it down. And she was like, all right, all right, nevermind, nevermind. And there's people like that. I guess former moderators have done that too. They get scared. The rest of us don't, because we know moderators have done that too, they get scared.

The rest of us don't, because we know that John doesn't have a pot to piss in, and also he's a moron, doesn't understand anything about the law or about legalities of these things. Yeah, he's a scared little man who just cannot stand being made fun of. Correct. Why he would ever take a job

at the Howard Stern Show is beyond me. So thankfully, penis wrinkle pops in. This is a very long time after that happened, where they're like, why are you pretending this is a thing? And he's like, just wait for it. You know, Judd doesn't just wait for it so much because he wants you to forget. And I'm mad at myself, we should have been archiving

the every just wait for it that has happened this year. Just wait for it. Honestly, Judd, we could probably play 30 Just Wait For It's that never came to fruition. Oh yeah. Easily. And they're all like these legal threats and lawsuits and I'm gonna FBI and I'm gonna be in jail

and it's gonna be, get my ass kicked. That face there, that's him acting. Of course, yeah. So he knows. Yeah. He knows he's got nothing. The lip smack is a tell and that face. He knows he's got nothing. The lip smack is a tell, and that face is like, I've got nothing.

So, yes, and so thankfully Penis Wrinkle calls him out on this later. Another one of your wait for it leads to nothing. Yep. Just do it. Wow. Wow, good comeback. He literally has nothing. He thinks the just do it thing is so funny.

He uses it, am I exaggerating 15 times an episode? I don't know. I think you're right. I don't think it's as funny as he thinks it is. I don't think people think it's as funny as he thinks it is. I pulled a clip and then trashed it, but it was him, Clay, and Rob all doing it. I think it was, maybe it was last night's show,

I don't even remember. No, Clay was not last night. Yeah. Yeah, it was recently. I'm like, yeah, think it was, maybe it was last night's show, I don't even remember. No, Clay was not last night, but yeah, it was recently. I'm like, yeah, that's garbage, fuck it. Well, they're insane, they think that this is cracking people up, remember, this was a month or two ago. Somebody goes, Jen, when was the last time you made a joke on your show?

You say you're this comedian, you're the funniest show, and John goes, just do it. He thinks that's a joke that he came up with. Okay, if you say so, I don't know, I disagree with you. And John goes, just do it. He thinks that's a joke that he came up with. Okay. If you say so, I don't know, I disagree with you. I think like Opie, he wants it to go viral or something. He thinks it's gonna be a smash hit somehow. Well, just do it did go viral, Nike.

Well yeah. Made it for tagline, it's very popular. Clay Dabmore has a t-shirt with it written on it. But yeah, John wants to make shirts that say definitely. He wants it to be hungry for apples? What? Just because God milked in it, I can't do it?

That's correct. So it's pointed out to John that all of these things he's trying to do is get the FBI involved, and the Los Angeles Police Department involved. Firefighters. Are not working. He's telling EMS for some reason about this phone call that was recorded illegally. Guess what you dumb fuck? You can report something. It doesn't mean the cops give a shit. Right. Apparently the LAPD didn't care. And apparently the FBI fucking doesn't put that on their priority list. I wonder why.

Yeah, right. Judd, you were embarrassed hitting on a 24 year old girl who wants nothing to do with you and was stringing you along for the content. Why would the FBI get involved in that? Two parties? That doesn't fucking matter. This is not an important thing at all. Can I tell you how many times laws are broken

in this country on a daily basis? I can't, it's billions. It's literally billions. And John thinks that this is a case of the FBI. I broke two on the way over here. Yes! Didn't even realize it. And John thinks for some reason the FBI's gonna get involved

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Crazy. But he's back with Richard O'Jetta as a special guest. And there's even an extended version of their interview. Oh wow. Yeah, I sent that out to you and Pat Oates today So that's exciting Rock or be 2002 five bucks pretty ironic. He calls others gay, but he's wearing a Harris 24 shirt

Yeah, I would I would wear that after Labor Day Jay Phoenix You know, do you finish in the day or in the night? I see what you did there. I see what you did Rumpel-Trench Co a columbia podcast five bucks as she sets of humor is combining calling Carl gay with absolutely nothing else Like Pat Oates would say how about a an example yeah all right, so you made the statement now come with a joke Yeah, what's the joke for it? A raper but two bucks for producer Chris is Carl Studio cherry plunger. It's for me to know and fair enough. Cubics 85. The rape smile he does makes

me feel violent. I know. Yeah, he's such a creep. Speaking of that creep, I downloaded the transcript to your show. Thanks for the new joke book, Lady Kate. Okay, you're welcome. Carol Dylan coming in. Oh, this is woke dad. If you don't know about who are these socials. Actually, we talked about a lot when I go on Drew Lane show as well, is there's this TikToker we found whose one kid is trans, the other kid is gay, and that's all that matters in this world. Yeah, he's a hero.

He really is. John is not welcome in my art studio due to his homophobic impersonations of Carl. John is nasty and a loser, whereas I am just a grifter who uses my kids for likes. Good point, woke dad. I can see them not getting along. I have to admit, his AI voice and Joey C's are my favorite.

Yeah. Those two. You think it's the actual people talking. Yeah. It is impressive. I like Cardiff's too. It just takes too long. Blind Mugs is pretty spot on. Yeah, it's pretty good too. Congratulations, Carl. Now you matter. I hope to see you and Chris at the Community Art Studio.

Yes! Yes! I matter now! I'm out! Yes! Finally! Carl now you matter I hope to see you and Chris at the community art studio Finally we should get some coffee from that guy. I know not far away. It's not far away. It's a short drive. It's just Chris there just worried he's gonna recognize us No, what a problems here, sir Just wanted some delicious coffee to talk to you about the LGBTQIA plus community. That's all I wear a hat So I want to know Do you ever wear a hat? Oh's all. I'll wear a hat. That's all I wanna know. Do you ever wear a hat? Oh yeah, sometimes you wear a hat. Pfft.

Pfft. Pfft. Every bad practice. Don't make me bring up lids again. I forgot. All right, let's get into John Lying, you ready? Yes. After this.

Coming up. This is fantastic. Now it starts with John's youngest, Oscar, is at Harvard now. Harvard University, big deal, very smart kid, doing big things in this world, he's gonna be much more successful than his father, thank God, good for him.

And the question comes up, when are you gonna visit him in Harvard? Good question. You will never visit Harvard. Oh yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. All right. Maybe I said that wrong. Hold on. Cody. Actually, what he wrote was, you will never visit Harvard and Oscar will never be in Cape Coral. He didn't read the rest of that, but let's see how he responses us. Okay. Yeah. All right Cody how do you know I haven't been there already?

There's that tell yeah, there's that tell said the man who doesn't mind being insulted Yep, there's the tell smile that we all know about that's when John is obviously lying How do you know I haven't been there already have you you claim to go to Key West when he was off the internet Now there's no way he could have been at Harvard except for that time period when he stopped doing his Streams and he claims that he was in Key West at that time Was he at Harvard? Why did he talk about that? Right? Why didn't he brag about the fact? He loves the first fucking thing he would have done. He loves bragging about spending time with his kid,

especially Oscar. Oh, I got lunch with Oscar today, I'm going out with Oscar. Like, anytime he spends any time with any of his kids, he brags about it more than getting late. Right. I made beer can chicken for my vegetarian kid. Yeah, I guess she didn't like it for some reason. So it's bizarre to me that now he's just like,

why do you know I didn't go to Harvard? Because you haven't brought it up, have you? Have you gone to Harvard, John? When did you go to Harvard, what happened? Tell us the story, what's going on there? And that's the thing, John will give another lie and be like, well, that's just because you guys are all gonna fuck with my kid.

No, we all are not planning on fucking with your kid at all. We hope that Oscar does amazing. It's not Oscar's fault you're his father. It's actually really good that you didn't raise him. Thank God Aaron did, because Oscar's doing amazing, obviously. And then John says, Cody, thanks for the three bucks.

You ever find it hard to keep all your lies straight? I don't lie. I don't lie. That's a great question. Do you ever find it hard to keep all of your lies straight, I don't lie. I don't lie. That's a great question. Do you ever find it hard to keep all of your lies straight? Because there's a dangerous combination, being dumb and a pathological liar. And a drinker.

Well, that too. But I would opine that just being dumb and a liar makes it very hard to keep your story straight. And so, this is where he first starts getting caught in lies because someone asks him if he has, when's the last time he got laid, which John's been talking about his bumble dates a lot lately.

He's got this new girl, they went to a movie, the Ronald Reagan movie, and they went to the gym together, she's a hottie with a body, all this stuff. So we're curious what's going on with his love life. You get any at the movie? How long since you got some? I did not. And I think it's we're approaching six months. So John has not gotten laid in approaching six months, which you would think he'd be able to go back, check the tape, go back, check the game footage, check the film, and see when John was bragging

about getting laid. Well, curiously, he was bragging about getting laid just a few weeks ago. That's right. The Vietnamese woman. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the laptop. And then there was a second Vietnamese woman, too. There were two Vietnamese women.

But if you remember, he had the Vietnamese woman over to his house, and he's like, oh yeah, yeah. I'm getting some with her. She's hot. And then he told this story about, so first he said that she slept over, and then in that same episode he goes, yeah, I went to bed with my laptop last night

watching videos, fell asleep, kicked it out of the floor, broke the screen Got this morning at 9 saw the screen was broken took it to the shop It's like whoa you said earlier that a chicks left over your house, and now you've forgotten about it Which all seemed like a lie and now we say as I got in late in six months people are just like What about this Vietnamese girl because when he he was going out with this other girl, he goes, well, the Vietnamese girl had to go back to Vietnam for two months.

Cause her dad's sick or something. Yeah, a family member is sick, which doesn't make any sense. Like in two months, okay. So that already seemed like a lie, obviously. And now he's being caught in a lie because he just said he hasn't gotten laid in six months. And so someone brings that up and watch him get caught flat-footed here.

Donnie Knoxville, why'd you lie about banging two Vietnamese women? Who lied? What are you talking about? Vietnamese. John's gimpy Halloween hands. Good one, Rob. Oof.

I mean, it's not even Rob's fault. He's a brain dead retard. Yes. But it's not even his fault on this one. Who are you supposed to do with that? He's like, who lied? You did, John. You lied about it.

He's pushed back to John a little bit in the past. You'd think that would be the time to be like, well, what do you have to say? Yeah, seriously, I thought you had that Vietnamese girlfriend. Spent the night at your house, you're all excited about it. What happened there?

Right. And then one more proof that John is lying and this is a great point that I wouldn't have made but maybe I'm just too too far gone with John to even think about something like this worst Viking ever you lied about Vietnamese broads lie about the movie chick too nah the Oh, whoops. Did you mean to say that like that, John? No, no, no, this one actually is real. Pfft. Uh-oh, someone got caught lying again.

And that's the bad way, too. This time, I'm not lying. Oh, really? This time you're not? Why would we think that? I like some of these super chatters who are on to what John's doing with calling out my inflection and how obviously homosexual it is in nature because people are saying, John, stop beating around the bush.

Just say what you want to say. Thanks for the three bucks. Just be a man and call Lady K. Okay. What, you can't say F-slur on YouTube now? Yeah, the guy wrote F-slur and he's like, ah, I'm not reading that. Yeah, be a man and call me what you wanna call me, John. Deadbeat at the end.

Stop saying just do it and just call me what you wanna call me. And I love this comment too because. Fuck him or fight him. Right, know John has two kids at least in the LGBTQIA plus community and so the fact that he's calling me out for being gay is hypocritical at

best Or he's lying to his family. He's homophobic at worst and so this is calling out I'm not mocking anybody except Lady K. All right. Let me read that because he pulled that up and took it off real quick. So Babyface Thompson, two bucks says your kids loving the stream and mockery of gays. Yeah. Are they? And John says, I mean, I'm just making fun of one guy because he's gay That's what that means. I'm not mocking anybody except Lady K. That's how he talks you heard him I Mean he did do a spot-out impression of me. No one no one could deny that What a weird thing like he's trying to gaslight people yeah, Carl definitely talks like that

Cool pretty good stuff. Oh Yeah, Carl definitely talks like that. Cool Pretty good stuff. Oh This is funny people are calling him out for calling the FBI. He's like I filed all these Different complaints with the FBI. I think it's fucking ridiculous. I made three FBI Complaints three. Oh no and Talk to the FBI extensively. Okay.

And they suggested I handle it civilly in civil court. They suggested I sue because they don't know if they're going to do anything about it. That's not on me. That's not on me, that's on them. And therein lies the problem with our justice system as a whole. It's always funny, is that trying to be? There's just somebody in justices in this world. This is what is crazy when Dick was making fun of Vito, and I'm sorry, I'm going to go off on a little side thing here, but you'll understand what I'm talking about.

When Vito was talking about getting a restraining order for Riley, for threatening to come to his house, and Dick goes, how are you gonna get a restraining order? You got to bring that to a judge. What's the process for that? And Dick was describing to Vito that he's been engaging with Riley all weekend, back and forth DMs, phone calls, conversations, threats back and forth DMs, phone calls, conversations, threats back and forth. He's like, do you know what judges actually hear about when they talk about restraining orders?

Like seriously bad dudes and stalkers and exes who are threatening people's lives, and they gotta act quickly on this. This is an internet feud. This is, this guy said this thing, he might have been joking, I don't know if he was, I feel like he isn't, and I wanna get a restraining order, and the judge looks at the transcript,

they go, yeah, but then you said this to him, and then he said that to you, and then he called him back the next day, and then you were DMing in Discord about it. It's like, John, you don't understand, you're not living in reality. This is not how this works at all. It's just like, this is the problem with our justice system.

No, this is what's right about it, is that the FBI goes, yeah, this is not worth our fucking time, retard. Yeah, they were being polite. That was, by the way, the brush off. Listen, I get it, man. Seems like a dick move. If you wanna sue her, go for that.

Just like, stop calling. It's literally the stop calling us. Please, go sue them. Get an attorney, talk to an attorney, and go sue them. John, you won't, you can't, you shouldn't. None of this is gonna happen. The list of, and I don't like to talk about wins and losses, I feel very steel-toed when I do that.

The list of losses this year, can somebody do a rundown of the number of losses Senator John has taken this year? It's not. Well, there was the in memoriam. Yeah, that was helpful. Of the. It's not. It was the in memoriam. Yeah, that was helpful. Of the Dabby Awards. That was helpful for sure. That really summed things up.

Yep. My God. So embarrassing, this fucking guy. He doesn't realize what a loser he sounds like. I've called the FBI three times and talked to them. And they won't do anything. Yeah, that's embarrassing. You should pretend you never called the FBI

and you were bluffing. That would have been the right way to go. Be like, nah, I never called the FBI. All right, good, because you shouldn't. Yeah, how about just call them and let them take care of it if that was the matter. Yeah, give them the evidence and then see what happens. Right.

But he keeps calling back and calling back, what are we doing about this? And that's all, what's your name again, sir? Again, the whole reason he's saying just do it is because you said stop saying you're gonna do it, and. And just do it. Say the line, Bart. You motherfucker, you set me up for that one.

All right, so Rob Sell joins the show. We're over an hour in, and John had sent him the link, and John was actually messaging Rob on Rob's show the night before, the show that John never goes on, but he was in the chat saying, come on my show tomorrow. So Rob was giving a heads up that he should have been there and he got the link and he didn't show up. But when he does show up, he is shot out of a cannon. I was about, Rob Saul, what's up my man? Hi. I was in your chat

last night. I thought that may have been you. Yeah, I saw it was stuttering John, but I, you know, you can never be too certain. No, that was me. Yeah, because I asked you to come on today. Oh, okay. Yeah, I actually didn't have to work, but I was nodding off. I just woke up and I saw that you sent the link. Yeah, I sent it a while ago, but it's okay. I mean. Wait, Rob Stahl was taking a nap during the day. I thought that was the most

mockable thing of all time. I mean, if you have a musical ability on top of that, that's crazy. But I thought the nap was the craziest thing you could do. I guess not. And I'm going to say, because Rob was up late, he's always up late, he's always up drinking, why would he need a nap in the afternoon? I'm gonna allege something, because you're allowed to do that on the internet, I guess. Is he abusing painkillers?

What's it about nodding off in the afternoon? That's something that people don't necessarily do all that often, unless they're on opiates or something. I abuse them and I get up at seven in the afternoon. That's something that people don't necessarily do all that often unless they're on opiates or something. Yeah, I abuse them and I get up at seven in the morning. Yeah, right. Right. We all stay awake all day and work work and have a productive day not nap. It gets even worse when he describes what happened to him.

I just came I came in from napping on a recliner like an old person. I was I was like drooling napping on the recliner John said a link and I come you know That's not normal That's we not for someone his age yeah that right that's weird that he Sat down in his lazy boy and passed out drooled all for himself at 2 in the afternoon John's like I I could relate. What is going on?

If I had a recliner. Yeah, right, if I had furniture, I'd pass out on it too. That sounds amazing, pretty comfortable. I get to put your feet up, it's got that little stick on the side you pull back. Modern technology. Yeah, so I just thought that all of that is weird, a little bit hypocritical. Because I was being made fun of for napping for so long which by the way I didn't do Listen, I might be gay, but I do not

That's where I draw the line. There's no truth to that whatsoever. I was asked if I did take a nap And I said no that I had not JFK headchunk, what's the show covering the debate tomorrow? Oh, that is who are these broadcasters out at 2pm Eastern time on this channel and they'll be covering the debate tonight. JFK headchunk says, sorry, I missed a debate show tomorrow. Yes. Who are these broadcasters? It's Christian and Eric on this channel. It's a killer name. JV had Chuck two bucks at WATB have Eric's hate a Christian Blatt This JVK had chug Eric Zane or Christian Blatt cuz now I'm starting to think Another two bucks. Sorry. What time is WTV live?

Thank you for reminding everybody they could find that there J Phoenix two bucks, Would you rather eat a lily or touch an Oscar? Kyle X two bucks ever gonna ever consider Chicago For a con down the pike Not only would I consider it but the poster right behind my head here that you can't really see Was our first live show ever in Chicago Great Dick Madsen was there Crippled Jesus was there. Oh, yeah, Eric Zane. He wasn't on the show yet. Dr. C was there. He wasn't on the show yet Brandon was there. He wasn't on the show yet

We had a blast there. I really enjoyed our first one. I really enjoy Chicago. There's our first live show We had a blast there. I really enjoyed our first one. I really enjoy Chicago. That was our first live show. That was a fun event. And I would definitely consider Chicago. I feel like that's a place that people want to go to anyway. Easily easy to get to, centrally located.

Show off. Colonel Clink, member of Seven Months says, if I'm ever having a bad day, I remind myself I'm not John. And I perk right up. Isn't that amazing? How easy that is? Just be like, well, I haven't destroyed my life. That's pretty great. I remind myself. I'm not John and I perk right up. Isn't that amazing how easy that is just like well I haven't destroyed my life. That's pretty great

Jay loiter two bucks is just to do it. Love you guys. Love you Jay loiterer. Thanks for Participating and hopping in here Ryan K or Anka There's a $5 super sticker. Thank you very much and I'm go five bucks. How many times did John get laid in Jamaica? Yeah That's a great question. So many fucking lies It's non-stop with this asshole. I need donations to my rape dungeon. I mean art studio today I went to the farmers market and met the help in the fields. I took five dicks in my mouth I got a basket of cucumbers and AIDS. I'm not gay. I Believe you woke dad. I Believe you. I got a few more clips

out here. What do you think producer Chris? Go man go. You got some more. Are you ready for some more clips? Oh hell yeah. To check out. So obviously Rob Saul is on here now and John is so stupid. How stupid is he? He's so stupid he does not get jokes and Rob Saul has to explain them to him I mean that's that's pretty fucking dumb. That's sad Uh Did you know missy b stands for brawn? Oh really? Like ava brawn. Yeah. Oh is that what you know?

I kind of thought that but no you didn't isn't that great he goes no I knew that Ava Bruniel Hitler's girlfriend. Oh, yeah, I got the joke. I was just checking to see maybe there's a coincidence now Let's watch that again. I'll make sure you got it right. Yeah. Yeah, let's watch that again He didn't explain it to it. What an idiot fucking Mensa Did you know missy B stands for Braun? Oh really? Like Ava Braun? Oh is that what you know?

I kind of thought that but... More lies. I kind of thought that. No you just look stupid and you feel stupid is what happened. And it doesn't stop there. Right after that he doesn't get this one either. Is your favorite painter an Austrian gentleman? I don't know what that after that he doesn't get this one either is your favorite painter and Austrian gentleman I know what that means you don't know that it was Austrian it was a painter fucking right over his head again oh boy

all right what else do I have on here why did Rob leave for that oh Rob gets up and John's all upset with him. He's like, where'd you go? Where'd you go? He's like, my dogs are barking. I thought someone was here, but I don't know what's going on. You got a delivery while you were broadcasting? Yeah, right. That's very unprofessional.

So here's something that gets brought up. Fatty Patty, one of the highlights of DabbleCon, in my opinion, was when Patrick Melton came up and played the AI version of what could have been the security footage outside of his house when John showed up with Vegas Beer Sales Bill, or whatever the fuck the guy's name is. And it was one of the funniest things we've ever seen,

John in the street trying to talk for Dance or something. I don't know what he was doing but They address this by the way what I learned. I think was you to tell me somebody told me that That fatty patty Whoa Stuttering judge is stuttered for the first time in 28 years. This is incredible. This is why he was given an internship by the Howard Stern Show and the rest is history.

Have you seen this producer, Chris? In the time that we've been following John. We're going back. If you're on our Patreon, Living in the Past of Stuttering John's, this new series we're doing, it's fantastic. All the old P old pockets episodes from 2018 before the devil Earth existed and just the differences but also the similarities He's not he's not been a stutterer Since he left the Howard search. Oh, no, he's fully recovered. Yes. He cured himself Yeah, he can't cure his OCD for some reason stutter. He's able to figure out and this Wow, this one came back right here. This is a malfunction his brain

By the way what I learned I think was you to tell me somebody told me that That fatty patty This is what's so funny when Kevin Brennan were goofing on us before he started watching all these clips and do the exact same Thing we do but worse, right? He'd be like, oh, what do you do? You make fun of the guy because he stutters? No, he doesn't stutter. But now I will because holy shit, that was some fucking stutter. KB, you're telling me you're not laughing at this?

Look at this. I mean that fatty patty. Listen, if it's good enough for Howard Stern, it's good enough for me. Crazy right now? That's not funny. We're talking about old Howard Stern. Right. The original. Not the new old.

Admitted that I did come to his actual house finally at DabbleCon. Oh, I didn't tell you that. No, I was telling you about the rumors I heard about Fatty Patty. I didn't hear that he admitted it. Yeah. Well, he showed the I actually, you know what? Now, now that I do remember, I just I blocked a lot of that Dabble con stuff out of my house, but I guess that dabble con, he showed like surveillance. Yeah. Yeah, of his house, of you out there.

But still, he didn't come outside, did he? Nah. Rob, that's where you say, I don't think he was home. Right, Rob. This is where you push back and go, yeah, yeah, he wasn't home. Does John think he was holding the camera? Does John think that Patrick Melton like pulled his phone out and was filming him It was his security cameras. He told you wasn't gonna be home and he wasn't Not to mention, but they were practically face-to-face in Atlantic City. Yes, Patrick is a giant of a man. He's Twice as tall as John. Yeah for sure. What do you hope to achieve?

I don't get it at all and look at John being all smug. He didn't come outside. He wasn't home and you knew that and you know that. Yeah, it was more horse shit. He's a liar. John, you're a pathological liar. We've proven it at least a half dozen times on the show today.

And I can add to it because he claims that his OCD won't allow him to lie. I don't think he has OCD, so I think it's another lie. I totally agree with you I totally agree when he was saying he couldn't sleep with Kate Meany because it was OCD and even Clay Dabler Who's the dumbest person on the planet? Yeah, I think he means Edie. Yeah Because Clay Dabler the dumbest guy the planet goes planet, goes, John, no one's buying that. Nobody. What are you talking about?

She's 24, you're 58, of course you're gonna fuck her if you can. He's going, no, no, no, I made a rule myself and I have OCD. No. Well then it doesn't matter if you made a rule because you have OCD. So which is it?

None of it makes any sense. He doesn't fucking know. He's such a liar. It's another thing that he does that was a Howard Stern thing and now he claims that he has that You know I feel small songs all about having a small penis. That was Howard Stern's bit forever This OCD thing is a Howard Stern thing so he's latched on to that. He's so unoriginal I'm rich that was Howard I got a lot of money in houses you don't you definitely don't It's so unoriginal. It's incredible. I'm rich. That was Howard Stern thing too. That's Howard Stern thing, yep.

I got a lot of money and houses. You don't. You definitely don't. I have one more clip out here. Thank you all, 1400 watching live right now. I appreciate it. I'll put this out on our main feed, listen to who are these podcasts.

Wherever you listen to podcasts, just hit subscribe, it's free. We got to put out new episodes every Thursday and Sunday, full length episodes. And the last clip I have on here is that Rob's like, It's free. We got put out new episodes every Thursday and Sunday full-length episodes and The last clip I have on here is that Rob's like Jen. Why won't you just like do my show? He's been asking him this for months now Rob does a show at nighttime, but not super late sometimes he goes out at 9 p.m. And John explains that there's no way but sometimes you don't go on till 9

Yeah, I mean John explains that there's no way. But sometimes you don't go on till nine. Yeah, I mean, that's true. You act like not, what, I mean, John, I mean, what are you, you're 50? I mean, come on, you're not like 85. Like nine o'clock isn't like ungodly hours. No, no, no, but I'm half in the bag, I'll embarrass myself.

No, I'm still up. I am back, I am back every night on that show. I'm not only up, I'm fucked up. Yeah, were you fucked up last night when you were in the chat room? Yes, of course. John, pace yourself one night. Go without drinking one night.

Go on your buddy Rob's show. He's coming on your show. You were mad at him because he didn't come on right away because he was zocked out. He was kind of hypocritical. It really is. The fact that John's like, there's no way I can be sober enough at the ungodly hour of 8.30 p.m.

to be on your show is should be such a wake up call for him. I'm shocked that that's not the point right there where he looks at himself and goes, what am I doing? I can't even go on a podcast at 8.30, nine o'clock at night. You know, I'm always too wasted to do it. I'd feel really weird about myself

if I was able to say that out loud. Like, oh yeah, there's no way I can do that. I'm gonna be too drunk. And this is the guy who always says he doesn't have a drinking problem and he only drinks sometimes and he only drinks light beer and you can't get real drunk off of light beer.

It's hydrating. He has all of these, and I guess all addicts do this. They go through the justification Their mental gymnastics and the rationale, but then it's like, okay, so you don't actually believe any of that The truth just came out right that of there Good stuff, John. So there you go. Big news being broke today. I'm gay John's a liar and Rob sell socks who knew We're constantly learning new things in the dabble verse Mongo five bucks is how many time oh yeah, we run that one

How does that get laid into make a naturally negative five bucks should I build a shrine towards John's youngest in order to properly? Pray that his efforts will win their love Short answer yes, why not? Sheldon Ferguson became a new member. Thank you very much for signing up on our YouTube. Again, go to the community tab. That's where all the links to the bonus shows are. All the past bonus shows we've done

and also I put those links in there. Whenever we're doing the, who are these podcasts? Be on the paywall every Wednesday and Saturday. Wednesdays at 5 p.m. Saturdays at 2 p.m. You have some great guests coming up, Pat Oates tomorrow, and on Saturday, the great David Collins is coming back.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. And we might have some special guests on Saturday as well, some newcomers to the show with an interesting new locale, someone of a variety we've never explored before. Really? Yes yes I'm actually interested in this because we might be bringing in some experts who know something about a certain youtuber that does something that none of these other little cows do now that's a fucking teaser I just came up with it like

fucking natural or some shit she picked two pounds now the SG works for Pepsi, will he stop doing Coke? Steve Plum, every five months says, great show again guys, thank you, thank you Steve Plum. I don't know what's on the rest of the day. This was a tough one today. I actually messaged my buddy Melton, I said, hey I'm planning on doing a little emergency bonus show at 5 p.m. and he goes, I'll probably wrap up by then.

He wasn't, he was probably wrap up by then. He wasn't. He was still live. And then, Blind Mike was supposed to do a show yesterday afternoon, he did a show this afternoon. So we were up against my buddy Blind Mike, my buddy Patrick Melton. And Stuttering John himself.

Stuttering John was on, I don't know what Uncle Rico's show, is that the OJ was on, OJ on his channel. So we had a lot of fierce competition this afternoon I'm outside of my time slot, so I can't complain, but we've had a phenomenal viewing audience today I appreciate everybody for coming in supporting the show and checking us out. Thank you guys. Thank you very much You see that we're updating the decor in here Catch a little bit of Locky's amazing work next to the Hackamania poster, producer Chris, making things look tight, getting there, around here, which I

appreciate. And thank you all for being on the show. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode where we find out once and for all who are these podcasts sleep well everypony Starting in the mosh pits of morning radio And now the show is over now Okay, great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone Boom! Hot tape! Fucking hell! A man named Carl You fucking dickhead! Boom! Hot tape! Fucking hell!

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