Who Are These Podcasts? - Minisode - Testing Stuttering John's Copyright

Episode Date: July 16, 2024

Stuttering John has been attempting to bully people with copyright claims and copyright strikes for a while now. Let's not forget he was going to sue Rocco for playing his kids' wedding speeches, a wedding he did not attend and had nothing to do with, because he claimed he owned the copyright. He also loves to play his dumb guitar riff intro whenever someone is sniping him so he can then strike their channels. After having a conversation with my new PI, I discovered that John hasn't filed for a new copyright since 2006. So once again he's lying. I figured I'd test it and play the full song that John uses as his podcast intro. Turns out the song and the music video are embarrassingly bad and unfunny. Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop Tickets are on sale for DabbleCon 2 on August 16th and 17th – http://watplive.com/ Tickets for the Magic Bag in Detroit on October 25th – https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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W-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! Welcome to an emergency episode of Who Are These podcasts. I don't think John did a show today. I didn't see him on a show today, but that's okay because it gave me a chance to have a conversation with my new private investigator. That's right, John. You have Dustin. I have my own PI now, and we're getting into some information. We'll move through this quickly, but I just wanted to give you some information that I found out today about my

voice-settling John and what he's been up to, how incompetent he is, how bad he is at life, and also, this thing where he tries to fight people with his copyrights, I have some very interesting information about that specifically. So I'm talking to my PI today, and he says, whenever he uses these databases, there's these skip trace related databases,

sure you've heard of like LexisNexis that attorneys use, but if you're an insurance agent or a PI or an attorney or other different fields, you get access to these databases. You can look at information. It's why the big bombshell that Shuley had filed for bankruptcy or whatever, like that kind of information.

I think the big one with me is that John knew how much my house cost in Rochester when I bought it. When you use these databases, you have to go in and explain what you're using it for. And actually, this is interesting, I learned this. So if Dustin's in New York State, John's PI, he has to keep records. This is under Article 7 of the Private Investigator Statute where you have to keep records of the searches that you're doing, and you have to justify it. So there's reasons why you would have the records or the searches that you're doing on people.

And so you have to go through and select a reason why you're doing that. It can't just be, ah, cause I don't like this guy and I want to get some dirt on him. That's not what having a license for this type of thing is meant for. So if he's not keeping records,

and if he's not using this for one of these purposes, then he's actually breaking the statute of New York State, or whatever state he's in. There's another version of this no matter where he's doing that. So you can see that here we have the, please select your purpose for utilizing this information. Transactions authorized by consumer, transactions authorized by consumer, application verification only, used by persons holding a legal or beneficial interest relating to the consumer, used by persons acting in a fiduciary capacity on behalf of the consumer, etc. etc. So John would not be complying with these things or his PI would not be complying with these things if that

were the case. And now I know what you're saying. You're saying, well, Carl, you talked to a PI today. Well, I can tell you two things. First off, my PI got all the information that he needed without having to use one of these databases because if you know what you're doing, you can find out information. But also I think there's something important here, something that's very different from what I do as compared to what John does. And

that is, I want to help John out. I am here to be a friend. And I want to act in a fiduciary capacity. I want to let John know that he has thousands of dollars just waiting for him just hanging out out there that he could be claiming that he's completely missing out on. And you could go in here and you can see that John Melendez Stutterface, Inc., NBC Universal Media owes him almost $2,000. It's just there.

He just hasn't collected on it. And this is how lazy and dumb John is as a guy. That he doesn't know there's another 70 bucks for 246. Now you might remember that other people have done this search for him before because this is how we discovered that John made money in the class-action lawsuit against uber technologies. Two. $2.55 that he can claim. He hasn't claimed it yet. But he can make $2.55 in that Uber class action lawsuit. He sure is missing out on that. Another 324 from the Gersh agency. So, remember, Gersh used to represent John.

So, I'm guessing that some type of payment for some stupid stand-up thing or whatever he did in the appearance came into Gersh and they went, oh yeah, yeah, we don't deal with that guy anymore. And so they just sent it back. They didn't bother to find where John lived now and forward that. They're just like, yeah, no, nevermind. He's not here anymore. There's another one down here, reported by Oak Escrow for $800. So John, you're missing out. You also have ones in New York.

Now in New York, they don't tell you what the dollar amount is. They just show you that people have money waiting for you and it's just sitting there for you to collect. Also, O.C., John's mom, which we're not talking about parents, but I'm just trying to help out. O.C. has a few too, if she wants to collect some money. I'm sure the cleaning bill is gonna be high

after John spent a couple weeks at the house. So she might wanna get on that as well. Just wanted to help him out with that. Now, one of the things that I found out, and I think this might be interesting, and I don't claim to have all the answers, I don't claim to be an expert in all of these things, but I do think that, where am I?

Here I am. I do think, wrong one. John is not good at managing his life and managing what he's doing. He's had a couple of different companies, LLCs, that are gone. They're closed or suspended because of missed filing. So, wedding roasters. Do you guys remember John's concept for wedding roasters. Do you guys remember John's concept for wedding roasters? He started a business where you

could hire John to come to your wedding or bachelor party and clown you. Because you know how good John is at doing such a thing. Just clowning people. You know, he can look you up and down and have five jokes for you. He's mentioned that a few different times. So he started this business called Wedding Roasters. It's still up on Twitter. As you can see here, he had at Wedding Roaster, and the website is WeddingRoasters.com.

No longer available, unfortunately. 32 followers on this back in 2014. Hey people, let me roast your wedding or party. Wedding space, roasters.com. So he doesn't even get the URL correct on that. Thanks for coming to my site, wedding space, roasters.com. At Barry Black 69, thank you very much. Yo yo yo, check out my site weddingroasters.com.

Book me for your special occasion. This was a terrible idea. Hello world from Wedding Roasters, available for booking now. And I guess this used to be his Twitter, or maybe he was just on the wrong Twitter account, because he wrote on here, I want to thank Jay Leno for fighting

for the staff severance checks that we received yesterday. You're a true mensch. So on February 22nd, 2014, John is thanking Jay Leno for making sure he got his severance pay. Why would you post that on Twitter? Why would you make that public? It doesn't make a lot of sense to me that he felt a need to do that. So I guess that company didn't work out. He opened it in 2014, but it was closed because of missed filings in 2020. A warning came in in 2019 that he wasn't

keeping up to date on the paperwork, and he did nothing about it. Stutterface Inc. Now this is an interesting one. We've seen this one come up a lot. It was originally a New York corporation. When he went out to California, He started up the California version of Stutterface Inc. Opened in 2004. The first state warning he received was in 2004. A pending suspension in 2006, ultimately resolved. Great, good for you, John. In 2010 and 2011 warnings for delinquency again, 2012, 2013, there were suspensions.

It was made inactive in 2013. It is in a not good standing. Okay, so let's talk about what this means. Do you remember when we were looking at the paperwork for when Susanna was complaining she was no longer making any money from John, John stopped paying child support, and in that paperwork, Susanna was claiming that John said he had no money and no income whatsoever, he was let go from the Tonight Show, so there's no way he could pay any money.

And Susanna was explaining that John's a comedian, he travels around, she had screenshots of tweets that he put out from Lake Tahoe, and look it here I am, and I met this girl here here and I'm doing three sets this weekend and Susanna is going how can he claim he has zero money? I'm wondering and I'm speculating here I don't know. Could John have been hiding the money from his family using Stutterface Inc? Was John going I don't have any money I mean that money goes to this company but I don't have the money it I mean, that money goes to this company, but I don't have the money.

John Melendez doesn't make anything. It's just this company over here that I own. That's where the money all is. Is that a possibility? I mean, I'm looking to you, Chad. What do you think? Is that far-fetched? It seems like something that John would do

or one of his buddies would tell him to do that. I know he's had some shady characters that he's hung around at some points in his life. So I'm curious what that means. Tony Bologna, two bucks. TSN at work, WTP at home. Today's a good Monday, FSJ. Thank you, Tony Bologna.

Process server Steve says, hi John. Hi John's lawyers. John's traveling today right? Most likely still trying to avoid that 12.5 million dollar lawsuit from Vince the lawyer. Tickle me Tookey. Five bucks. Is there a schedule of days and times for events at DabbleCon too? Thanks for bringing my idle Tookey to the ROC hacka Hacka. Yes, there is if you go to Carlson Comedy's website. You'll see where you can buy the tickets, all the different events with the times and descriptions of what the events are, although I do need to update that because I don't think I have potato soup, Tookie soup, I don't think that's listed on there. And also we have to

finalize the roast on Friday night. But yes, that's where you want to go. Friday night is the roast followed by karaoke. Saturday afternoon is all the live podcasts. Who are these podcasts? The Uncle Rico Show, Tukey slash Potato Soup. And then Saturday night is the Dabby Awards. And then the Dabby Awards is followed by that dance party that we keep talking about.

A bunch of dudes hanging out and dancing, I guess. John's Florida Mailman, two bucks. I need a new route. Do you get Columbia House too? Boba, 20 bucks. Carla's Demand. Why in the world would you team up with Sheetswayer? You're way better than that. Well, because there's a synergy there. The Uncle Rico Show and Who Are These podcasts have very similar content that we go through. And so I do like talking to those guys. I was on their show last night. And we'll be doing a Point Dabble Point this Friday. My buddy Vinny Paulino, I don't think he's ever been on Point Dabble Point. It's been a while. He was, that's right. He was with Phil Elmore. It's been a long time. So

Vinny Paulino is making his triumphant return to Point Devil Point this Friday. Gino Bobina, five bucks. How is wondering where John's money went from 10 years ago comedy? Thought just jokes, nothing personal. No, I'm just trying to show that John's a moron and can't control his life because you know, he's the Duke of the Devilverse, he's a genius, he's the smartest one of all of us, and you know, he's gotten PIs to figure out how much money people owe on their houses and when they file for bankruptcy so just giving it a little taste.

Guillermo, handyman to the stars, five bucks. John's first and only wedding roast ended sometime in 2012 and no woman has attempted to hire him since. Yeah, that's a horrible idea. John's not good at that at all. He proves it on an almost daily basis Anita dickin me ten bucks curls the only podcast that actually made it on his own much respect to Carl much respect. Thank you. That's not true but thank you I I

Definitely did not have a name in any type of entertainment or broadcasting before we started this So I appreciate it. The potatoes have speeded up club potato soup 805 hashtag SJ army I know that's why I went on when I did Cardiff I'm trying to help you out. Voltaire 325 play another AISJ please. I have not connected with John's attorney yet. We were trading messages today. I'll get more info on that once I talk to his attorney. TickleMeTookey, I'm a little scared of this dance party.

Is it like the Stern's Goo Goo Dolls dance party? Ah, that's a good question. Yet to be seen. Michael Gavin, Alley Show. Hey Carl, I blame you getting me addicted to Settling John, it's better than porn. I've been trying to reach you to get on the MGA show.

I know, I apologize, I'm backed up on messages and things. Michael Gavin Ali, and don't blame me for getting you addicted to this, this is better for you than porn, you're welcome. Paula Dazzo, 65 bucks, just wanna say hi, I love you Carl, I have SJFKB. Thank you very much, Paula, I appreciate it. There's my boy, Dr. Steve. Can't wait to see everyone in the ROC.

In a month, the weekend could only be more perfect if the Isotopes were playing. Unfortunately, the Isotopes are not playing, but thank you Dr. Steve. Dr. Steve saw the Isotopes one of the times he was in Rochester. It was very complimentary to the band. Sean McCabe, five bucks,

is SJ not smart enough to even think of it, let alone screw up a shell company? Well, that's the thing, I know what you mean by that, but desperate times call for desperate measures. And so it was odd that he was claiming he had zero money, and listen, whatever John wants to say, negotiations, whatever, he didn't pay for child support for eight months.

He didn't pay a dime. So maybe he got all caught up, and it's all better now, I don't know. The other company that John had is this company called Breaking the Rules LLC. And I don't know what that is, but we're gonna find out that we have the list of all the things that John has copyrighted.

And one of them is this breaking the rules. And so this is very interesting. And I apologize if we're moving slowly to begin. We're gonna get into some very interesting things. So this is the list of all the things that John has copyrighted. So when he claims he has a copyright and he's gonna strike your channel

because he owns the copyright, not necessarily the case. So you can see breaking the Fucking Rules script. Was there a movie? Did One Too Many get changed? Because One Too Many's not copyrighted out in here. Does anyone know what Breaking the Rules is? There's a song called Breaking the Rules on his Sugar Tits album.

And that's a whole other thing. That Suthering John and the Sugar Tits have an album called Sugar Tits and the deciders or vice versa I don't even know it's so stupid. He's so bad at marketing and Getting people interested in what he's doing so you can see a lot of these are you know talk my way out of it gypsy morning Ease up these are all these songs place take me it, but look at the years that he's copyrighting these things. These are all 97. So you got 2006, 2004, and then a bunch of 97, some 94s in here, that's the first album, and you can see right here, Get Off My Lawn and 11

other titles by John and other co-authors as noted. So that was all in 94, that's the first album, when that came out. And then there's some other ones in here that aren't necessarily John, just because it's looking for all John Melendez, but here's Breaking the fucking Rules again, I don't know what that is. And then Blunt Liquors Volume One,

that might not be our Johnny Boy. But here's the important point that I wanna point out. This is really the crux of this. 2006, 2006, he hasn't put in for a copyright since 2006. That's interesting. The other thing he doesn't do is he doesn't claim publishing for some reason. So this is just being incompetent. When you're going through and you have these songs that you wrote and you don't have a publisher,

you're not on a major label or something like that, so like this song Breaking the Rules, you can see that it is registered with BMI and he is the writer and composer of it but there's no publisher and this is just sloppy this is just John being dumb because he should put in stutter face or his self he can be can make himself the publisher and what happens when he's not the publisher is that the money that he would be making from streams or if anybody uses this and film or anything like that even on YouTube there's money that he would be making from streams or if anybody uses this in a film or anything like that, even on YouTube, there's money that goes to the publisher. That money is just being put away in a black box somewhere.

Like BMI is just going to sit on that. John will not get it because he's a fucking idiot. And that's not the only example. There's also the song One Too Many. Same thing. no publisher. But what I found to be the most interesting part about all of this, as we were looking at it, is that I feel small. I feel small, John Melendez, no publisher, and remember, I Feel Small was not on that list of things

that were copyrighted, because I Feel Small, I believe, came out in 2010. Now you're wondering, what is I Feel Small, Carl? I didn't know either, I just discovered this today. I Feel Small is the song that John plays at the beginning of his podcast, after the amazing Duke clip that he plays. He plays this song and he claims,

cause he, didn't he strike Chad Zumock's channel because Chad was sniping him or whatever happened. And then he plays this song. He's like, I gotcha. We got to strike him. We got to strike him. Let's get him. Let's get him. If John owned the gotta strike him, we gotta strike him, let's get him, let's get him!

If John owned the copyright to that, that might make sense. He's still weaponizing YouTube's copyright system, which honestly is gotta be against their terms of service. The way that he weaponizes these things. But I wanna see what happens to me, because I don't have all the answers, I don't know everything there is to know,

and especially when it comes to song publishing, there's a lot of rules. There's a lot of things that are gray areas. I'm not exactly sure what's happening. So this is his song, I Feel Small, that no one's allowed to play, or else we'll get our channels taken down, and John will own my houses if we play this.

So let's see what happens. Let's do a little experiment. I thought maybe we could break this song down too because he's so proud of it. He thinks this riff is so incredible. He doesn't think anyone else could ever play this riff. Oh, Derek's in this band? I didn't know that. All right. I just got to check to make sure the police aren't at my house with me playing this on YouTube live right now

Okay, so this song is so bad And this is such a good example of what John thinks comedy is. And this is really as good as John gets when he's left to his own devices. So he's got this lame generic song that he kind of talks things. And he actually puts his real wife in the video. I know we're not talking about family. I'm just watching this video that you put together, John. And he goes, you know, my wife and I, we want to get in the mood.

We put on some porno. But these guys, I don't know if you know this, John. And he goes, you know, my wife and I, we wanna get in the mood, we put on some porno. But these guys, I don't know if you know this, this is brilliant stuff. Guys in porno have big penises. I wonder how that makes John feel. You know, Howard Stern made a career out of talking about his small penis. John used to work on the Howard Stern Show.

I would hope he wouldn't be stealing a bit like that from the great Howard Stern. You know what I'm saying? See, point is not good if you're a tiny guy. When you watch these guys, you just wanna cry because when you see their lower. I gotta point out too, and I'll give John credit for this. He was a little bit of shape back then.

He obviously loves being shirtless in this. David Lee Sloth. He loves being shirtless in this, which just makes it so much worse when you see what he's turned into. It's not good. He could not maintain. Okay, I gotta break this down. This little thing where he's in the bedroom? Okay. This little thing where he's in the bedroom? What kind of dance is this?

See, Pauldo's not good if you're a tiny guy. When you watch these guys, you just want to cry. Right here. Oh, so he's watching himself. Oh, this has got to be John Schafer-Purt. He's on the screen twice. I didn't watch this in preparation for this show. I thought we'd enjoy it together.

I'm sure a lot of people have not seen this before. It's kind of been scrubbed. I don't think it's on YouTube. It's kind of been scrubbed. Right, because when you see their lower epidermis. He looks so uncomfortable right there. All right, so I guess guys in porno are hung like a thermos So the chorus is he went to the doctor who laughed at his weenie because it was so teeny.

Well, even the drummer is showing how big John's penis is. I might have believed that the drummer has seen John's penis and is that flaccid or erect? That sounds crazy. Poor Susanna. She thought she was going to become a star. She wanted to be an actor. And this is what it turned into. She has to lay next to John as he acts out his stupid song in the bed. They make me jealous when they're bulls. We're on a dalit. And count for sex I had to beg when you have hurry villages between your legs. Oh boy, the visual element.

Like if you just heard this song, it's very hard to even make out what he's saying. It's not well sung. It's too fast. The mix is all off. He obviously loves his guitar playing so much He's like crank up the guitar in the mix like yeah, it's a joke song You're supposed to have the vocals be louder in the mix, but he's trying to work in every sight gag

He can't in this thing I get a toothpick when you get wood Cause I feel small On a two feet tall I'm not even picking up on some of these lyrics I have a toothpick when you get wood? Are there multiple people getting erections where John's having sex? What's going on right now? I mean he likes to say that I'm gay but that

Oh my god I feel so tatted say that I'm gay but that All right, that's definitely not John I use my underwear to wipe just said this is definitely not John playing guitar and My p. Hi actually has some experience of this and said the same thing. I think that is John playing guitar These are not difficult riffs This is not a difficult song to play in any way, even though he's very proud of it and thinks this makes him the greatest guitarist in the dabble verse. Let's get caught up real quick and then we'll come back to this music video because I'm enjoying it. It's really good stuff. We did that one. Anita Dick and me with $50. That is very generous of you.

Yay, super chats. Bro, Carl is so humble. Thanks, Carl. Thank you, Anita Dick and me. Brad Wooten, five bucks. Thank you very much, Brad. John Sitz, our floppy cow udders. Oh, John's tits are floppy cow udders. Five bucks. Ol' Saggy is looking a little haggard these days. The end is near it seems. Let's hope not. Let's hope not, John. I want him to live on for eternity. Lionel Hutz, World War John, two Australian dollars. Hi, Carl. Hi, Lionel Hutz. Rocco Orbe, two thousand two two bucks. It is five Gatorades level hot in West Texas today.

John, that's the other thing I talked about. Thank you for reminding me, the post office thing. Do we know if John actually had a job at the post office or not? Because this is a new thing that John just recently claimed is that he worked for the post office for four weeks, two weeks training, two weeks doing the job and then quit because it was hard work and John hates hard work.

He doesn't like doing anything like that. So I was talking to someone who knows about John's situation who said that John has a number of family members who work for the post office, some even kind of high up. So John might have had an in to get a job with the post office. Cause I thought that was weird. It's not an easy job to get.

A lot of people want to get that job, good benefits and things like that. And the fact that that'd be one of the jobs that John would get and he would quit. I was like, maybe he's just making that up a little integrity verification thing. But apparently, because he has family members, he would have an in, which makes it even worse

than he would quit after two weeks. Could you imagine? All right, I could pull some strings for you, John. Normally you gotta go through this whole process, but we know you. I'll get you in there. And then he quits after two weeks. Like Jesus, dude, I put in a good word for you. I made sure that you got the gig and you couldn't last more than two weeks. Brian Kowalski 10 bucks says, so you're telling me SJ has all day, every day to do this sort of research and Carl comes out and does a weekend flex, LOL.

Steve C, five bucks, Carl, will you call Chad or Aaron Imho and tell them they're gay now out of air? I like those two guys together. I think they need to team up. I know that Chad is pushing back on that. Aaron wants to team up with Chad. Chad is pushing back on that. But I think if those two did a show together, I would watch that. Bird Kreischer, two bucks. David Lee Sloth.

Yes. Thank you very much for that. Kelly Clarkson is beautiful. Thanks for making my Monday. Say hi to Jenny Jingles. I will. Kelly Clarkson is beautiful. Thanks for being here. I appreciate it. Beavis Lee Ray two bucks. You fucked up Carl expected knocking the door wait for it. I know that's one of the big reasons why I'm doing this. I just kind of want to see what happens because john acts like oh my gosh if you play this little snippet of the stupid guitar lick, then you're going to lose your entire channel and everything's gonna go bad for you.

I just, I wanna see what he does or what he tries to do. I mean, I see, like Tom Myers has tried to copyright strike me a few times, John has a few times, and I get the notifications from YouTube that let me know so-and-so tried to strike the channel. So I'll be very interested to see what happens because BMI owns the rights to this. Okay.

So it's very possible and even probable that I'll get a notification from BMI that says that I can't monetize this video because I'm playing their music. I get a notification. You saw, if you were here for the countdown to this video because I'm playing their music. I get a notification, you saw, if you were here for the countdown to this video, you heard an Isotope song.

Now it's a song that I wrote and recorded, but we registered it with BMI. So I get a note every time I play that in a live stream that says your video can't be monetized because there's this Isotope song on it, which is fine. I don't care. I get it every time. Same thing with Tequila.

I play the song Tequila with Kaguya to introduce John Segment on WATP. And if you listen to our show or if you watch the show live when we do it on YouTube for people behind the Bay Wall, and thank you all for the support, you see that I put that on YouTube twice a week. And I get a notification every time. Every single time I get the notification

that I don't own that copyright and nothing happens. Nothing at all happens. So we'll see what happens this time. Hi, it's I2Bucks. The riff sounds like Jacko's black or white. Interesting. Yes, that's actually, was that Slash who did that originally playing that riff?

A little suspended four. Down to the third, down to the two. Ga, two bucks says he has his peace sign art on the wall. Oh, I didn't even catch that. Okay, I'll be watching for that. The peace sign art that was made from all like shells and artillery from wars Because he's so deep Sorry, John so deep with his art Jack on two bucks. They say right what you know

Good point. I just he thinks this is hilarious. You know what? Maybe I gotta do this. I think I'm gonna do a bonus show tomorrow with producer Chris. We've been doing these bonus shows. It's not for our Patreon or our YouTube channel or Supercast. And you get two bonus episodes every single month. We've been doing these shows that are living in the past with Stuttering John, where we go back and we check out his old podcast, Before the Dabble Verse was a thing, and it was just John talking to Royce

and Matt and Artie, or talking about Howard Stern, or Baba Booy's Teeth, or whatever he was doing, Trump, whatever he was doing back then. And as I was going through and looking at this stuff, I was looking at that Sugar Tits album that he put out, which I don't think is on a real label. and looking at this stuff, I was looking at that Sugar Tits album that he put out, which I don't think is on a real label. Like he had two albums that were on labels

and then the Sugar Tits thing, I don't know how he put that out. And I think it's self-released. These songs on that are all I think jokey songs. It's, I didn't listen to a lot of it, but I could tell. He has no idea how to write a comedy song. So I might have to start breaking that album down too. Maybe we'll do that with those bonus shows,

the Living in the Past series with Stuttering John. And I should probably put this up to remind everyone all the important things that you need to know. Like coming to DabbleCon 2, Vinny just revealed on the creep-off today, he's designed a shirt that you can pre-order and get when you come to DabbleCon 2. I should have had that ready to go to promote it,

but I don't, Vinny's gonna be mad at me. But anyway, DabbleCon 2, whtplive.com, you can get tickets, or carlsoncomedy.com is another place that you can go to get tickets for that. But also if you sign up for our Patreon supercast, or carlsoncomedy.com is another place that you can go to get tickets for that. But also if you sign up for our Patreon supercast or if you sign up on YouTube, you get the bonus shows that we do. Like I said, I'm gonna do a bonus show tomorrow

with producer Chris that is living in the past with Stuttering John. Prince Gratz, five bucks. Carl, we get it. Here's the ransom money. Just stop this godawful cacophony that John calls singing. Here's the ransom money. Just stop this god-awful Cacophony that John calls singing. It's not good. He's not very good at this Hit the Mike Morse drop, please two bucks. That song is pure direct. I have chills. Well, there's a lot more to it

We're only a minute 37 in so don't worry. It's probably gonna get funnier 1971 puffy with a $50 super sticker. Yay, Super Chaps. Thank you very much for that. It is very much appreciated. Neelak's $44.2. That song is what SJ brags about. Incredible. Yeah. This is his big flex. Aside from his actual flexing, which he's been doing. Someone on Dandruff's Anonymous, I think, pointed that out. How childish is this? John flexes on every show down at a show how big and tough he is. But yeah, his other flex is this fucking song. Brian, five bucks. SJ has to be going nuts

about this broadcast. Release the tapes! T-W-O. I believe the tapes will be played at Dabbel Contu come to dabble contu Fungi froggy Brian fungee Fungi Fungi Fungi froggy Brian who the hell put the money for this music video. You know that's a good question, too John was making decent money for some time. Did he squander it? Did he did he done fuck up? Look at Susanna right here. Oh, we're not talking about family. We're not talking about family.

Ugh. Tim, two bucks says, you noticed this stupid peace sign artwork in background. Yeah, no, I didn't, but I'm going to be looking for that. My boy Patrick Melton's in the chat. Ten bucks. I expect a gay super tips jingle. You will definitely hear that in the near future. I sent Moody the rest of the things I need to send him.

It's not that hard to get set up on Super Tips. All you creators should do it. Super Tips.gg, but I've been dragging my feet a little bit on some of my responsibilities. So we'll have Super Tips. We'll have that system on here soon. I'm looking forward to that. We got some very funny AI voices

you'll be able to chat me with. J.Fedex2Bucks, his famous art is on the wall in the music video. Everyone noticed that from me. I guess I was looking at the foreground. WJC2, 10 bucks. Lady of the OG of Trashing John, been with you since 2019.

I love having Vinny back on Point Devil Point. I hope producer Chris makes it. John gonna self confused with Charles Bukowski regarding the post office Yeah, you think that John never worked for the post office Think he was thinking of someone else's life. It's very possible Chase sheds two bucks. What's Lucy's deal? She's single? See you at Dabble Contu. I think that Lucy's deal is that she's single. Because she doesn't have a boyfriend.

Pulper 80, 10 bucks. Nice to meet you and your wife in Vegas. I haven't checked out your podcast in a while. Is it always about John's tiny noodle? Yes. We've actually, we're gonna rename Who Are These podcasts to John Has a Tiny Dick is the new name of the show. I think it's gonna do really well for us from an SEO perspective.

Nice to meet you as well, Paul for 80. Bob Sacamano, $14. Don't give Melton a jingle. Put his money towards the goal. Oh yeah, yeah, Melton's not gonna get jiggled. The super tip system will get a jingle, but Melton will not. Diablo sandwich five bucks, free advice, John.

Integrity verification does not work if you say it publicly, it's just a lie. Yeah, did somebody ask him, somebody, I think super chatted him, why would you trash your kids and your family for an integrity verification? Wouldn't you just lie about, we're going to the post office. Like that would be a thing that you would do. Would make a lot more sense than trashing your family.

Happy Valley Rec and Crew, five bucks. Those rules only apply to PIs, just about anyone can access those databases if you know what you're looking for, correct. And that's why I made the point, John claims that Dustin's a PI. And if he is, I hope that he's not using this for nefarious reasons.

I would hope not. I wouldn't want to think that John would be employing someone that would be breaking the rules and statutes and laws of our great country that he cares so much about. All right, let's get back to this. Oh no, there's a break it down part. Is this going to be another rap part? I'm sorry, I missed that joke that he whispered in Susannah's ear. Would this be the time that you'd cast someone as your wife? I think if I was making a music video I wouldn't put my family in it. I don't think. Did he just say I feel

so tiny like a baby's hiney? I'm sorry, one more time. Again, this mix is terrible. It's hard to tell what he's saying. I feel, I'm gonna listen closely. I'm gonna listen very closely. I'm looking at the chat. If you guys let me know if I'm hearing this wrong. Why in a song about having a small penis while trying to satisfy your wife Sexually, would you bring up a baby's hiney?

And how does that even make sense? Your penis is shaped like a huh sense your penis is shaped like a huh huh is there a close catch the feature now this isn't on YouTube is the channel that John used to have they had this song and some of those other shitty songs is that's does that still exist I don't know if he's scrubbed it so much stuff that John has done No longer exists on the internet or on YouTube. I should say So if anybody has the link to that channel, please send it to me Okay and feel no joy when the kids all call me a bad dude. You're so. Okay.

This is reminiscent of when Rush decided to do a rap song in the eighties. This is a bad idea. Also, I want to point out the person who wrote, Right What You Know. I still can't believe when I asked John if he had any regrets in life, the first thing that came to his mind is that he didn't play high school football because he didn't have

pubes and he thought the other kids would laugh at him for not having pubes or having a small penis or both, whatever it was. How good at football could you be in high school if you don't have pubes? You haven't got the puberty yet. What position are you gonna play? So this is um, I think this is real trauma that shot and in his life right here I went back too far oops Kid in gym class. I would cow when the coach all called me what when the kids all call me a bad The kids all called me something boy

Vaggie boy Sounded like bad G boy. Is that what it is bad G boy? What he is pees it's so small. It looks like a clit. Is that what's going on? That's not even a good joke if I don't understand that Yeah, everyone's saying it's mangy boy Jesus Christ yeah you know what that's the other thing I gotta look up when we go into the sugar tits album I gotta see if there's lyrics posted anywhere that would be helpful his daughter son must love this song. Yikes. Wow. I'm so small when I use the urinal because that's how you say urinal.

Cause that's how you say urinal. He tried to write small with urinal with stall. One of those things does not work. And it's okay. Not every line has to rhyme, but don't change the word to make it seem like you came up with a rhyme on that one. Yikes. Why they use urinal? And he's pointing at the smart car the editing's a little off but I

Also the black guy is looking over at his penis while they're using the bathroom. A lot of gay people in this film for some reason. ["He's So Small"] He's so small, you can only see his balls. He's so small, you can only see his balls. That was worth repeating. That was worth repeating. I uh, I enjoy comedy music. You don't have to repeat a joke twice ever. Really no reason for it at all, especially if it's not a good joke. Because I feel small on the two feet tall I feel so tiny

Oh my god, he repeated that again. Oh my goodness and now there's like a big dog and a smaller dog I get it I feel so tiny, like a baby's tiny. When me and my first girlfriend were about to post, she said to me, is this some kind of joke? She wasn't too happy, poor little Winnie, when my belly button was an outie, but my penis wasn't it. Wow, shoe hoarding.

So this is one of the things that amateurs do, is they try to cram a lot of syllables into a piece of music or a couple bars of music that you can't fit that many syllables into. But this joke is so funny that he had to try to cram it in. Let's see. Let's hear that again. When me and my first girlfriend were about to post, she said to me, is this some kind of joke? She wasn't too happy, poor little Winnie, when my bellybutton was anie but my penis wasn't any. Merch pointed out when he was watching One Too Many, he was doing a watchalong on that,

that John thinks he's Adam Sandler. I saw this on one of the chat, just post that. John thinks that this is like on the same level as like an Adam Sandler song. He's proud of us. He just thought she was a genius. He told us boys draw a picture by penis. Guys complain loose sleeves without fit. I drew mine on heaven All right now this is getting silly It started dumb and now it's getting stupid. So The teacher told you to draw your penis In class, I have to hear that whole thing again. You know what? We shouldn't be watching this, maybe we should just be reading the lyrics. I'm real small, when I hump my balls. In school my teacher thought she was a genius.

He told us boys draw a picture of our penis. In school my teacher thought she was a genius. She told us boys to draw a picture of our penis. These guys complained loose sleeves without fit. I drew mine on a half a post-it? Like the teacher told you to draw your penis to scale? Did you have to put a dime next to it too so that people would understand the scale of it? Is this what John was doing when he was substitute teaching was he making the boys draw pictures of their penises

now I gotta hear that again I feel so small like a jalapeno He's trying to make these words rhyme and they don't Adam Sandler song suck to there was a time that first Adam Sandler record and maybe I was a young immature dummy, but there was a time that Adam Sandler was crushing it with some of his songs a Medium pace. I don't know. I'm sure there's others. Which this is great because after he draws a tiny penis on the, for people who aren't listening, after he draws the, and for Blind Mike, after he draws the tiny penis on the

Post-It, he puts an arrow to it, and then writes me. Way to drive it home, John. I'm sure a lot of people didn't get that joke until you did that. Okay, so now he says, I feel so low. When I'm watching porno. When I'm watching porno. I feel so small, like a jalapeno. I feel so small, like a jalapeno.

Jalapeno. I feel so small like a jalapeno jalapeno Little doll milking hands I feel smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Hey, look at us, we're not very good at dancing, huh? I see it. I gotta say, I'm very excited. I'm going to Detroit in a week to go see Corey Feldman perform at Pine Knob. Very excited about this show. And one of the things that I love about Corey Feldman is his dancing and his dance moves. I'm gonna report back

Who's got the better choreography? Settling John in this segment of the show of the video or Corey Feldman And yes, we will be taking a lot of video. I was talking to Brandon McAfee today him and I will be sitting there with Brian and cocaine Jesus and We got good seats, so we're gonna get a lot of video of the show, and I can't wait to break that down I said do you hear that? I hear ya! I feel it! Oh my god, this is gonna be so I'm glad this is dragging out so long. I also like that there's this dance move where it's like you put your arms up to the right

and then to the left and then down to the right and then down to the left. And not only are the dancers who are choreographed doing this doing it but then they just cut to the bikini girl by herself who's also doing, it's sweeping the nation. This is just catching on. I think that's what he's trying to explain to us.

This is a new dance craze, as the kids would say. I feel small Oh my god, listen to that I'm huffing it So small I'm so freaking small I feel so small It's so embarrassing So small Oh yeah Alright, so let's say John has a very tiny penis and I believe that's probably true

It would make a lot of sense He's a tiny man and he definitely does not have any type of big dick energy when you see this guy But Howard already did like Howard already did the I have a small penis. He's the small penis guy There were private parts This is like his thing and the fact that John worked with Howard for so long And then would try to make this his thing is so telling of what a non-talent this guy is.

All right, there you have it, folks. There you have it, the song that we only hear the riff of, I Feel Small. And now finally, we know what the rest of that amazing song is that he's so proud of the proofs. He's a fantastic guitarist. We're worried with the super chest. Let's get caught up. And I'm going to tell everyone to head over to Cardiff. I should do that thing where I automatically send everyone there. But I don't know

how and I don't want to learn. No, I'm kidding, I wish I did know that. I've heard people try to do it, it seems like it's very difficult. People get tripped up trying to do it. Happy Valley Wrecking Crew, oh yeah, we read that one. All right, now we're caught up. Wreck Orby, $225. So if his wife appeared in his videos,

suddenly I lost a bit of respect for her. And she was trying to show the cleavage and everything too. She's also in John's movie, one too many. I have a feeling that John felt the only way he was going to hold onto her is by getting her gigs and show business. That was probably part of the deal where it's like, all right, I'll marry you, but John, you got to get me some gigs. I wanna be famous.

I wanna be an actor. I'm sure she's changed a lot since then. L Molder won, remember for 12 months, thank you. Wow, Unison Bends and a pentatonic scale. What a virtuoso. That's why I know, when I was talking to the PI, I don't think he's even playing that riff. It's a pretty basic riff.

It's one of the first riffs you kind of learn when you start playing lead guitar. Not impressive in any way. M. Night Naughton Man. Not a man. M. Night Not a Man. Oh, I get it. That's funny.

That's a good joke. Oh, I gotta read these before I put them up. Oh no. I haven't signed any truce or any paper, so it's okay. I can continue to say whatever I want. In fact, I think John gave me permission to say whatever I want when he said, I'm not gonna do, I'm not gonna talk about family anymore. That's, I gotta be better. I gotta set the standard. So all right, that's fine. I can do whatever I want. Didn't John get divorced around this time? I think it was 2013.

I don't know, something like that. It was, yeah, it was around that time for sure. Nalax 44, is that John or Zach DeLaRocca? I think it was John. JFenix2Bucks says, he looks like Mario Bosco in that tux. That's funny. I wish I wouldn't have seen that sooner. Oh, which reminds me, I didn't see the art on the wall.

Now I gotta scan through for a second. See if I can find that. Is that, someone said the, all the bedroom? Yes! Oh, Jesus, this is hilarious. This is the thing that John does. He has to prove how talented he is. So even though this is a stupid music video

where he's dancing, that's why I was so distracted by his dancing awkward, I didn't even realize that's the peace sign behind him. This is his own art that he made, that he was very proud of. Who was he bragging to about this? It wasn't Tammy Pascatelli, was it? It was someone like that.

He had on the show He's just like yeah, you won't believe this. I was collecting shell casings from various wars And I turned that into a peace sign a plus John a plus good stuff Why are we still talking about stuttering John he is regarded well, that's why Why are we still talking about stuttering John? He is regarded. Well, that's why. You just answered your own question.

Hi in tight tube boxes. This video proves he's not a narcissist. No, it does not. It definitely does not. Buy a no ham sandwich. Narcissist. Fader with 20 euros. Skola.

Skola you my friend. Thank you so much. Guy with two bucks, he has pubes now on his scalp. Pubes on his scalp, did you guys hear this? You guys hear about this? You didn't see this? True story, true story. 10 bucks from E says,

when did Tommy Lee's Methods of Mayhem come out? Oh wait, this sounds like my drunk substitute science teacher. Or even the F side of the Beavis and Butt-Head do America. It's such generic garbage music. The rap part. Oof. Break it down. He said break it down. I didn't give that enough energy, did I? got to scrutinize the song more Ricky 30 to 25 bucks drawing your hard is so 80s nowadays kids have hard inspection day and get physically examined I didn't realize I Didn't realize that they're just like I Draw your penis and hand it in in lieu of physical this year

Hand it in in lieu of physical this year Hamilton burger two bucks says the penis game seems tame by comparison now. Yeah, good point the penis came That we referred to on the creep off Ding dong the Duke is done. Watch our watch out Marshall Mather Yes, he's got some skills Don two bucks says please make a stop. I did. I'm sorry. It went out a little too long.

I agree. That outro thing is extra 30 seconds. There's nothing going on. Bob Sacramento, 14 bucks. Carol, tell me we share being scapunk teenagers in the nineties listening to less than Jake. No effects. Pennywise. Let Lucy know I'm of age.

Yes, we were the same person for sure. Bob, I don't know if you saw the most recent WTP, but Andy and I broke down our trip to the NoFX concert in Brooklyn where we got backstage passes and I had a blast. Andy and I were in a NoFX cover band together and actually that's how I met Croche. That was the first band I was in with Croche because he's also a NoFX guy That was the first band I was in with croche because he's also a no-fucks guy And him and I played guitars and andy played bass and the rest Ruckle orby 2002 bucks says

When even corey felibut opens for olympus kit I was talking to drew today. He's like you gonna stick around for olympus. I'm like, I I don't care Because I want to watch the first couple songs. Yeah, fine. Watch the first couple of times. I think Corey's on first. I think he's the first act, like as doors open, Corey's on, which sucks. Corey should really be the act before Lemp Bizkit. If Lemp Bizkit is selling tickets, and maybe they are, the only other reason people are going

to this loserville tour is for Corey Feldman. To put him on first is really a disservice to the fans. Ayo 1012 two bucks. I like the I saw the sign girl more. Oh yeah. We swore the swine. Hi anti two bucks.

Everyone get why the ice tubes are instrumental now. Yeah. See instrumental music is superior in a lot of ways. So we're getting two bucks. Mamba Thriller, I'm Mamba, I'm Mamba. Some nostalgia in there from John. Don two bucks, who's more talented, Settling John or Corey? Okay, I will report back.

I'm not sure, I'm honestly not sure. I've been watching John's Hay Day concert from the mid nineties. We've been doing that on the bonus shows. So I'm familiar with John's level of musicianship and I'm looking forward to seeing Corey live and in the flesh. Montgomery Scott, five bucks. This is proof that Stuttering John is an F-sler. Now I don't think it's proof. It's just further evidence. Paul Paradeade waiver. That's a cool super sticker J Phoenix two bucks the field dog does choreography skull. Ah

I don't know. Has anyone ever made that joke before and that's pretty good Ebeneye with two pounds such a small dick video cast equals sentence to appear Equals sentence to appear. Equal sentence to appear? Laziest man on Mars, two bucks. Loved DabbleCon 1, can't make DabbleCon 2, love you all. Well, I'm sorry you can't make it. Well, I'm sure we'll be talking about it and I'm sure things will come out.

But DabbleCon 2 is shaping up to be bigger and better than DabbleCon 1. And so, you know, get your tickets, carlsoncomedy.com. It's probably not that far of a trip. If you live in the Northeast, pretty easy to get to Rochester. Probably hop on a direct flight from wherever you are or take the drive, take the scenic drive.

And I know you're thinking, I can't bring anyone to this thing. They don't know anything about the dabble verse and stuttering John and you know, they do they're not into it like I am It's okay Come to the show You'll meet everyone else there who also came by themselves to hang out and laugh at stuttering John and you will have a blast I could tell you Rocko was there last year before I knew Rocko Rocko did a great job

He put together a little documentary about the whole weekend And it was zero degrees and yet everyone had a blast is gonna be way better. So consider coming to the show You will not regret it. Ebeneye two pounds Colin Farrell penguin equals stut Joe inspired no doubt and Count Connery two bucks says this song would drive Dr. Demento to drink. Yeah it's not at that level. Most certainly is not. Alright guys that's all I had for today. Thank you for joining me on this special emergency broadcast where we really found out a lot about John and his copyright claims that are just that. Just claims. Once again just John threatening

people because he thinks that's what would scare as it would scare him so that's what he does to scare us L Molder won five bucks how are you to say thermos for penis eyes all the time another lifted bit from Stern yes correct which I mean it's okay if you I'm guilty of saying things I've heard Patrick Melton say or Tookey or Dick Masterson or Anthony Cumbia, but if you're associated with Howard Sterns over 15 years, you're going to want to work really hard to not copy him because people will draw that comparison. Pulp are 85 bucks after curl finishes the super chance. Everybody head over to corn and dip electric.

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Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all who are these podcasts sleep well, everypony Of morning radio. And now this show is over now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. I can't fucking take it! This dude is fucking corny. ["Drop"] No one told me there was gonna be boasting. ["Drop"] Oh man. ["Drop"]

And that's the way the news goes. ["Drop"] You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. No effects on Herthy Suck Live is a better joke than anything John can come up with they are amazing life. They're a little sloppy

They're sloppy in a fun way Depending on how drunk that mic is