Who Are These Podcasts? - WATB Ep02 - I'm Gonna Stick It Inside Both Of You
Episode Date: August 23, 2023This week on Who Are These Broadcasters, Christian, Eric, and Karl start with local news covering a restaurant serving maggots and that's not the grossest part. There's a lot to report on including a ...reporter who tries to show off her volleyball skills only to fall on her ass. Sherri Shepherd has another wig segment and her audience can't get enough of it. Also, Christian loves watching the third-tier conservative networks with anchors who have no business being on that side of the camera, Biden tells us the story of his tragic house fire to relate to Hawaiians, Trump uses a dishwasher, the greatest golf call ever, and much more. Watch it on YouTube – https://youtube.com/live/d2D4fAwoXsA More Eric Zane - https://ericzaneshow.com/ More Christian Bladt - https://www.youtube.com/@thebladtcast3174 More WATP - http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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As always, I'm Christian Black right there.
That's Eric Zane.
And of course, in the captain's chair, the artist formerly known as Carla Hamburger.
Carl Hamburger. Great to see you all gentlemen. Great to see you Christian and Eric. Thanks for joining me yet again for a fine Tuesday afternoon.
Yeah, and I think we should just get right to it because I know your other shows have banter, but we're here for the clips.
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So we started off in Memphis with a restaurant that I don't know, might be in danger of losing
its four star status.
You just got to scout us this one.
So I don't know if you want to set it up before we dive into it.
Yeah, there's a couple of things.
The close up of the food with my God.
I can just imagine being the camera person saying, all right, I really got a zoom in on
the gross part.
This is gross.
And there's actually two things that are very gross in this show.
You'll figure out the grossest of the two as you watch.
And I mean, they, they, the two and a half minutes on this, on this story about
something gross in the food.
And I don't know if you've ever had it, that ever happened to you and your personal,
I've something gross in the food.
But the whole dynamic of let's call the TV station so that they can get a close up of
this pile of shit that was served to me is pretty ridiculous.
Well, I have got a hair in my soup before and that was my first stop, but I didn't
call the newspaper.
I thought that would be overkill.
Question for you, because someone I played the story at my show, someone asked, if you
found a hair in your soup, would you send it back or would you eat it?
Oh, I don't, I wouldn't eat it.
I don't like sending things back.
I might not touch it, but I would not eat it now.
I would eat it.
I would definitely eat that food. I would eat it. I would definitely eat that
I would I would eat it only if it was curly. I think as long as it was nice and small. Yeah. Yeah, I'm I'm pretty gross
I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm a pretty
Rose dude. I guess so well you let us know if if you would eat this if it was served
Fried
To do a hair you can't just afford that they're both soup. No, it's nothing to do with the cost. I just want to eat. You fuck out
aged and disgusted after she found maggots in her food at a midtown restaurant. And
we want to warn you, part to the story. It can be gross. Yeah, you can see them crawling
around. Box 13's here. Jordan is the reporter who spoke with this angry customer
and she also has a response from the restaurant as well. Andrea Ballard went right across the street
to local on the square with her friends for dinner. When she was seen, she met the owner,
all around the news. Hey honey, get in there. Right in there. It's exciting. Her appetizer, she was shocked to find several critters inside her food.
So I'm thinking to myself, didn't you just dig in a trash can and put this on my plate?
Oh, okay.
Andrea Ballard couldn't believe what she saw on her plate at the local on the square
at the corner of Madison and Cooper.
Take a look at her self one video, taken Friday night.
You can see several maggots and gnats
inside her loaded fries.
Okay, good.
I thought it was what happened because
Eric made a seat like the news team
came down with the van and zoomed in on the food.
I'm like, it'd be hanging out with this food
that you're waiting for the news van to get there.
So this was shot with their phone.
So it does suck to be a restaurant owner in 2023. Everyone has an amazing video camera on their phones at them at
all times. That's really bad that I couldn't piece that together. If only we had a device
that could get all of this material. What an asshole. I was going gonna say Tommy, but that's all it's good to. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you know, anybody that walks in your restaurant has the capability to, you know,
show your food on like an iMac screen in 3D and yeah, but to be fair, what you don't need to run it in.
What's the most important is to be served to play the food that looks like this.
Sorry, Eric.
It's moving.
I saw a little black book, so I'manned and I'm thinking maybe the next coming from outside
Okay, you sitting near the door. Okay. Well shit. I say the maggots came out of her fucking chin rolls
Reddish shaped it away. It looks like her face is putt upside down
It looks like Peter Griffin and drag
Or black thing you guys are you guys are being a little rough.
I don't know.
I think the trailer for the new Medea movie looks hysterical.
So I don't know why you guys are talking about that.
It's like one of those massive, like Eddie Murphy would wear
when he has a piece of a character.
Oh God.
What is it?
What the fuck?
The human has a neck like that.
Oh, that's not horrible.
Yeah, man.
That's a tie. She needs to show up a baby picture
just to show us the transformation from point A to point Z. I'm going to make a fly with her tongue.
Jesus Christ. And then you got chicken the background too. Everybody there is disgusting. Yeah.
The little white bug started to just jumping across my plate. This was Ballard's first time at the local.
After eating a couple of fries and noticing the bugs, she notified the manager, but wasn't
happy with the way management handled the situation.
They only caught Mad Mia and ignored us for the rest of the night.
Lesson 24 hours later.
Hold on.
Copping the meal is really the least they could do on that.
I'll tell you what, we won't charge you for the Megan and Festa meal that we just
served you.
Oh, yeah.
I wasn't going to pay for it.
So thanks.
That's thank you so much.
The next time you come in free apps, okay?
What the fuck?
I think it was that's a first time there.
Oh, and probably last I would hope.
Yeah, I don't know how you make that right. I mean, is she setting them up for a lawsuit? I mean,
who knows? Probably. Yeah. She throws in the, and they ignore us the rest of the night.
I'm like, well, you know, I feel like you already got that. I can understand that too. I don't
want to, I don't want to go talk to a lady. I just served up with your maggots or they fell
out of her chin
That's the thing about the the front of the house back of the house at a restaurant is that the people who make all the fuck ups in the Back of the house never have to face the customer and those poor people in the front of the house have to go back and
Like all right, so I know I just served you something with maggots which by the way I had nothing to do with I don't have any
Any of that shit when I have to sit here and apologize for some reason
Yeah, that's tough.
All right.
Is there anything else on this one?
Are we ready to move on?
I think we can move on.
You know, they do blame the restaurant eventually blames the supplier of like the blue cheese.
And it's like, well, it's their fault.
So, you know, I think you still served it to a customer.
Yeah.
So you fucking have eyes, asshole.
Oh, so I'll point this out because I've worked at a restaurant.
I know this works.
Whoever supplies the blue cheese supplies that blue cheese, see every other restaurant
in that area, at least half of them.
There's only two vendors to choose from.
So you can't just be like, we only give the negative festive blue cheese to this one
to restaurant.
Yeah.
Well, maybe they should have looked at the package.
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any solution other than you have to burn down the house and just sell the land at a total
loss for our clip number nine here. Oh, you want to go right to night? All right, let's do it.
Yeah. Yeah, that was. Yeah.
Yeah, that was yeah
For many people this would be an absolute nightmare but for this Australian snake catcher It's just another day in the life the homeowners of this Queen
Queensland home of course it's in Australia
They complain of loud noises inside their roof space. Well turns out it was in a great pair of male snakes
The snake was able to come home the ceiling and slowly pull out the
snakes without any trouble. I watched this video. It's hard to watch. She just pulls it out
one of the time. They're wrapping themselves around her and she's totally cool about it.
That's the answer. You just can't show fear. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. Some solid banter from the news team there, but it doesn't detract
from the fact that there's not just one, but two enormous snakes in the ceiling. And
this lady's like, you're right, you know, and it's like curling around her arm as she
gets it. And she's like, you're just another day at the office. Am I right or am I right,
folks? Yeah. Yeah. Haha. yes. You just don't show fear.
Is that what snakes do?
They like sense fear and they just bite you.
I don't think so.
You could literally offer me $10 million
and I would not do this.
If there are snakes up in the ceiling,
that's someone else's problem immediately.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I don't need to live there ever again.
Stuttering Joe Stro joke for two boxes.
Nice green screen, Carl.
You at Stutt Joe's house.
No, I don't think he would have me over to his house at this point.
I don't think we're boys anymore.
No, I believe that you're able to tell that where Carl is, is an echoing because there's furniture in it.
So, Carl is somewhere else.
I'm able to get light into this house, even though I'm in Florida.
Oh, I'm able to illuminate my face my face about and also a unique feature of your house
Versus someone else's house. You have a friend there with you. You have a wife there with you anyway. That's all I'm gonna say. Yeah, I can't I can't figure out why he doesn't like you
I just figured out why he doesn't like me
Anyway, let's let's move on to clip number 10 which to me it's a clip number eight Christian because I love yeah
That's what the one I had talked about we were gonna skip because it was difficult to navigate yeah, I was excited about that
It was actually no, it's boring and I'm glad we're not doing it. Yeah, yeah, that one sucks
But yeah, it's we we couldn't pull the the gem of it, I guess, was the problem. There was too much filler around it, but that's all right.
So number 10 is a little bit of a tale as old as time.
Reporter talks, athlete, reporter falls over, anchor back in the studio and
provides hysterical one-liners.
Well maybe one of those things didn't happen here in Clip 10.
This is KTLA right
here in Los Angeles. Megan Tellus is the reporter here at the beach. We're gonna bump set spike
and show off our skills. Bye. Okay, let's see. Come on.
Go bump. That's not a spike. She you just said a grown woman has a tummy.
This guy is trying to hard to be a puke. Or did you hear that?
Wow, that was high.
He actually was going like this when the bike.
Oh, I mean the ball fell on her tummy.
Can't Brockman move over?
Yeah.
But I will say you could tell these two are having the best
day at work ever. Obviously, you know, like this lady, it was so happy that she fucked up,
tried to show off. Yeah, too did tomorrow when we send her out in front of a firing squad.
What can happen? Do you ever think that these guys try to fall down to become viral?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, try to fall down to become viral that the electric she might have just thrown herself
on the ground because it looked pretty, pretty suspect in my opinion.
She wanted to be the lady that's stomping on the grapes.
Right.
And then it falls out of it.
Yeah, you know what, you might be right.
And look, if she just fell down, I might not have pulled this clip, but the top notch banter
in the studio is, or really got're really going to be famous for being an
idiot. Aside from Southern John Melinda's and maybe Chad Zumaq, I can't think of anyone
who would actually choose that. If she wants to go that route and be up there with
gray lady, she's actually going to have to throw herself in the road and get hit by a
semi because that was one of those crazy things I ever seen in my life. Joe Higachi with $5 Super Sticker.
Thank you very much, Joe.
Much appreciated for the support.
All right.
Let's let's move on to our next category, shall we?
Yeah, let's go to who are these talk shows?
I said, can you take it?
I think so. Now who are these touches?
Just you on these tattoos.
And Carl, you know, last week we played a clip that I think we all enjoyed you in particular.
You loved it.
You said that I can never get enough of ladies' wigs falling off.
And for this clip, our clip number 11, I'm going to have to say, be careful what you
wish for because in this clip, Sherry Shepard, who hosted the previous week's clip, her
wig falls off live on her show.
Or does it?
I actually named the episode after it.
Can you wig it?
Is what?
It's called.
And it just shows black
women's wigs falling off their heads. What would Anthony Kumiya name the segment?
You know what? I'm not quite sure. Eric, you want to speak? Yeah. Yeah. Do you have any thoughts
Eric? Do you want to put them out there? It's when it starts sliding. I talk about this
all the time. When it starts sliding, you can feel it's slide.
Cause you will start out with a down here
and all of a sudden just keeps making its way up,
especially if the wig weighs a lot.
And all you can do is what Sarah Jigsdale was pull it forward.
So she preached for the rest of the show in her The wig cap.
Cause there's nothing you can do at that moment.
You can't throw down the mic and walk out
and try to fix it.
The show must go on.
So you know, she can't start screaming
and it was such a trip watching her.
And I just, I was so inspired by Sarah Jigs
because I know how that happens.
And so, and she just inspired so many people.
Everybody jumped up and the,
and the,
and the, and jumped up and the... Oh! And the weed and the weed. All right.
But, Marley, you came off.
I mean, come on.
You can hear the reaction in there.
And I intentionally made sure that clip was really long
with all that ramp up, where she clearly knows what's about to happen. And she's like setting herself. She's making sure it's everybody ready.
You know, is my wig gonna fall off? All right, let's go. But you do get some great crowd
reactions. Yeah, I know. I'm gonna play that. But is she fucking caretop now? Who are
these prop comic broadcasts that we're doing right now? So the week...
Oh shoot!
Oh no you didn't!
No you didn't!
You came up her hair!
Oh come on!
And you sit there and what you're gonna do!
You the show gotta go on!
What are you gonna do Sherry? you just show gotta go on. What are you gonna do, Sherry? You just show, much go on.
Yeah.
Is this the most retarded audience in all of television?
Yeah, that's a big thing.
That's such that's so troubling to see these idiots laughing
at this.
You think they're not supposed to.
You think they're not supposed to?
You think they're not supposed to,
You think they're not supposed to,
You think they're not supposed to,
You think they're not supposed to,
You think they're not supposed to,
You think they're not supposed to, You think they're not supposed to, You think they're not supposed to, You think they're not supposed to, You think they're not supposed to, You think they're not supposed to, You think they're not supposed to, You think they're not supposed to, Holy shit. God damn it. Knock it off. You just got to do it and take it on.
It just goes on. I'm sure there was there was no editing when she tossed it to DJ
and whoever had that co-host in her choice. It's so much going on. We love you.
Oh, wait. She was able to roll with it. Even though she didn't know that was gonna happen.
That was very professional offer. Good job. She was unflappable there. Yeah. But by the way,
this does not put an end to me looking for actual videos of Wig Miss Haps, but this was
this was a little bit disappointing from Sherry Shepherd.
We're a lot of us that that was planned in advance, I guess is what we're all trying to say.
obvious that that was planned in advance, I guess is what we're all trying to say.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it again next week and get the same exact reaction.
Oh my God. Can you?
It's like that war of the Rose's radio bit at every radio station top 40 station
does in the audience goes, wow, that's so funny.
I can't believe that's happening again.
I haven't seen the audience freak out that much since you got a car and you got a car.
That's how a plus they were with that bit. Yeah. Oh no, it's exciting to watch somebody's
week follow. All right. So let's go on to clip 12. We're still in the talk shows. We still really
only have daytime talk shows right now. Mark and Kelly are, I guess it's called Kelly and Mark.
She would never let her husband have the first name in the show.
Kelly, Ripa and Mark and Swales,
they have the old Regis and Kathy Lee show.
And they have a correspondent named Steve Patterson,
and they let him loosen an amusement park in Minnesota.
And I just have a highlight from it.
But basically, the whole point was he went around and he asked kids, hey, you're having fun Minnesota and I just have a highlight from it.
But basically, the whole point was he went around
and he asked kids, hey, you're having fun in the summer,
but aren't you excited to go back to school?
And all the kids said yes, we're excited
to go back to school.
But this segment means just because you put somebody
with a camera on a roller coaster,
doesn't necessarily mean it's going to be hysterical.
And then also, you decide, audience, if you would want this guy sitting next to your 15-year-old daughter on a roller coaster.
But, you know, maybe you're not working for some reason.
She has a fear of roller coasters.
This is what I've just been told. Now we're in the front row.
Is it gonna be great? We're really great?
Yeah, yeah. clap it up.
You know what?
You know what, I think we should clap for?
School.
Clap it up to school.
Back to school.
Yeah.
So this part is OK.
It's this part that gets a little...
School.
School.
School.
School.
Eyes open.
Are you good?
You still conscious? Let's go. Wow. Is there a more obvious soundtrack you could have put to this play for?
Listen, I'm not in Dill any time. That's always good for me.
Little miserable.
It's just a rock.
Oh, this is a dick down. This is a stupid black ID.
It's not a dick down.
It's a goddess.
Way to go. Way to't get down. It's a goddess.
Way to go.
Way to go, Mr. Instrumental.
The five physicals.
Since this is all about going back to school, what did you just learn?
I learned about Romeo Juliet.
No, no.
What did you just learn on this rollercoaster?
What is your eyes open? That's a lesson for life. Keep your eyes open. There's a big life to be
lived out there. Wow, I feel slightly nauseous and I feel comfortable telling you that. Great ad
lips. It looks crazy to you guys like it all.
I mean, I've got kids.
I do ride a lot of roller coasters every once in a while.
Maybe one that I wouldn't as a 47 year old, but seems all right.
You know, this 15 year old girl didn't throw up on it.
No, first of all, the roller coaster was a pile of shit.
If you notice the angle that it was going down at, I mean, you need one of those fucking ones that, like, if people in the audience know what Cedar Point is all about, I mean,
you go to one of those things, but this is like some stupid thing you see on Coney Island
for God's sake. It's like 70 years old. Not gonna puke on that.
Also, no, she's afraid of rollercoasters and also treadmills, apparently. She's afraid of roller coasters and also treadmills apparently. 15 year old girls. She's going to fast start on obesity.
I'll back there.
I know I was waiting to see which one of us we're going to come in on the 15 year old
girl first.
Yeah.
And yeah, there's a there's a variety of reasons why Steve Patterson might not have been
interested in that.
That's a 15 year old, but that might be one of them.
Carl's trying to make up for the Dick Dill mistake with fat jokes about children.
Dick Dill, how dare you?
About fat jokes about children.
Yeah, she's young and a fat bitch.
I want to take down a motherfucker.
Whatever.
Well, my takeaway from those two clips is that, oh boy, it's bad as we all think late-night
TV is late-night talk shows, daytime talk shows are way worse, but I'll do my part and
we'll all keep reporting and letting you know, but we should move on to the pundits now
because, you know, they're always entertaining, aren't they?
Oh yeah. Folks out there need to listen up.
Mainly because here comes who are these pundits.
Now there's a lot of different ways to highlight some of these news outlets that are out there
and some of them have less than stellar production values, but this week I wanted to focus
on the talent level of the people they put on the camera.
And that, you know, maybe people who don't belong in front of the camera is a bit of a bipartisan effort. This first clip is clip 13. It's the young Turks and
Junk Yuger who, you know, founded the network. So he puts himself on. And honestly, if we had just
clipped the first three seconds, it would have been enough. But it's nice to spend some time
here with this point that the
young Turks are trying to make
here and clip 13.
So look, I knew they would turn
on Jesus because first of all,
they are the establishment and
Jesus will let a revolution
against the establishment.
He threw out the money
changers in the temple to
republish his worship money
changers now. On Wall Street, they say they're the most important beloved people in the world.
Not Republican voters, Republican voters don't love bankers, Republican politicians, and
Republican thought leaders, and evangelicals like these guys, love Wall Street.
They say give me 13 private justice, what Jesus wanted you to do, right?
These phoneies, these fakes, these prosperity preachers, right?
So now, secondly, Jesus said, give away all of your worldly
possessions.
Look, I wrote about this in my book,
tyt.com slash justice to preorder.
Jesus was so communist, he'd make Karl Marx blush.
It was only a matter of time before they found out
what Jesus was actually preaching. So the minute they, the conservatives evangelical,
did he just admit that liberals are actually communists? Is that what I just heard?
Yes, he was so liberal. I believe he did. He was a communist. I don't think you ought to say that,
did you? Folks in America found out that Jesus is massively liberal. Give away all your worldly possessions.
No rich people can go to heaven.
Do you hear that in your local church?
Anybody ever hear that in that local church?
Maybe you go to a great church and they hear that,
but you're in the minority, okay?
Because all these frauds and phonies that Jesus hated
are leading all these churches right now,
and they're all telling you,
oh, give me money.
Jesus loves money!
Oh yeah, Jesus loved war.
Because I said turn out to cheek week. Jesus week.
I want to focus on that.
I want to focus. She's trying to get this guy to stop talking. First of all, someone
needs a powder his forehead. That's a big problem. I can't stop looking. It looks like he
got a, I took like a five minute, took a two-handed slash to the forehead.
And Eric, are you trying to say that his flop sweat has flopped on it?
It's horrible.
It's horrible.
And then the whole idea of plugging the book on preorder while he's sandwiching that,
is shoe horning that in during all that was ridiculous.
No, to be fair, Jesus would have liked that actually.
So I can, by the way, you know, there's a new testament
you can get it on Amazon.com.
He was always dropping that in there.
Jesus gets none of the proceeds for that, just see it all.
So I don't think he even cares if people buy it or not.
Is that the coldest take against Christianity ever?
Yeah, that Jesus was a communist and he knew
that the GOP would turn on Jesus.
But honestly, I love the clip for the voices towards the end.
That's why we had to sit through so much of it.
You know, anytime that you have people doing voices,
that shouldn't be doing voices.
And we may have some more of that in a little bit.
Did you ever think that Jesus is in heaven going,
I fucking hate all of you?
What a bunch of assholes you are I didn't say any of that shit, you know, I can't wait to you get up here you mother fucker
Thanks for the stupid chat everyone take notes from David Chanloff who is a true patriot and a hero David Chanloff.
And a $50 Super Secret.
Thank you David Chanloff.
Oh my gosh buddy.
Much appreciated.
You really are the best.
Thank you.
You know David I'm not sure that the $100 Super Chat's are working.
So here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Look I don't know that we haven't gotten any yet have we never good enough for our
buddy Christian Black. Jesus we never good enough for our funny Christian
black Jesus would not have like super chats by the way Jesus was not about super chats.
I don't know what the collection plate the original super chat. Yes, actually.
Now that's that's excellent. Thank you. All right. Well, let's move it on over to Newsmax and clip 14.
There's a host there called Lydia Caronage, and she hosts a show called The Count, which
is basically Keith Olberman's old show Countdown, but with less letters in the title.
So they count down the big stories, and she's repeatedly tongue tied here as she introduces one of her guests.
But if people know Curtis Sleewa from the Guardian Angels, I think if he made this on
a channel that people actually watch, he might have gotten in some trouble for what he tries
to say, but he's just here to try and make people laugh.
So, I would stick to the broadcaster on this one.
This is not,
these are not easy words to say.
I really have to do my homework if I was doing,
if I was doing this person. If you had this,
if you hosted this show, you would do your homework.
I think that's a difference.
That's a good point. Yes.
Nothing. Since spring, almost 100,000
illegals have taken up residents in New York City
all on the taxpayer dime to a tune of about $8 million
a day here with us now, the legendary Curtis Lee.
We'll all the whistle with us to meet Rias Knuckles.
He's the owner of a restaurant, Amos Estadio.
How do you say your restaurant thing?
I want to say correct.
Oh, there you go.
Which is across from the road.
Spoiler, she never tries it again.
She's I want to say correctly.
Well, she's going to just just goes,
yeah, thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
I really like the C urchins on the wall.
I love you.
Thank you.
The hotel and the Rose of El hotel was once famed,
but it's now become a migrant processing center.
Curtis, I'll start off with you first. You know,
Mayor Adams, right? On the one hand, he's like, I need more money. Help me. You know,
this and that. But then on the other hand, he won't call out Biden by name. Now he's
getting into it with with Kathy Hocal. And then I want everybody to take a listen to what
he said here. Take a listen. I'm Gandhi like I think like Gandhi I act like Gandhi I want to be like Gandhi
So first he was Jesus Christ now he's Gandhi has this guy lost his mind what's going on?
Let me remind Eric Adams obviously didn't do well in history a Gandhi would diapers not
$5,000 customized suits. Yeah, I mean, you know, again, if anybody saw that, there'd be enough people to go like,
hey, I think maybe we could cancel the guy in the red hat.
Well, yeah, he sure the guy may have peaceful views, but he obviously is not him.
He's black and wearing an expensive suit.
Can't, can't be Gandhi.
By the way, I'm Curtis.
You can see my
names on my on my shirt here with a fuck where's their own gear hold on a second
air guess is wearing a hat that said mayor of New York air
guy
calling himself god is also fucking ridiculous and that's what a point that out
well I think he just wants Ben Kingsley to play him in a movie I think
right always yeah these days that would not happen.
Christian, they would not allow that.
That's also true.
Well, what if you could make your skin darker? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Sheerler holy shit. Thank you buddy 100 bucks for everyone except Christian you got it
I'm doing the accounting right now on the side got it. Thank you. I'll be the bad guy
That's fine as long as I bring more money into a Carl's pocket. It's fine. Thank you, Christian
Uh Joe a Gachi with another two bucks that was anything 99 not one hundred dollars
I'm throwing in the penny forum. That's fine. I'm fine to do that
I'm throwing in the penny forum. That's fine. I'm fine to do that. I'm happy to. Well, there's somebody that lives near you that I
think would never throw in the
penny. So good for you. All right.
So this is a short one, clip 15.
And I think no matter how much
someone in the audience loves
former president Donald Trump, they
might not agree with the
assertion
from C. Pack Chairman, Matt Schlapp,
who really takes the time to make sure you know
how he feels about the Donald.
And so behind Donald Trump, who's this big, strong,
amazing guy, he might be the most unique person
I've ever had the privilege to do with,
because he's strong, he's got broad shoulders but
a lot of people behind him
for more brittles and uh...
okay broad shoulders
sure he's in the crossfit obviously you can tell how
you can tell how how strong you know it's crazy
at that drop in really benefits from the fact that Biden is so fucking
feeble and trips over like bugs and shit like that because he makes Trump look like, you
know, he's way in shape. I mean, it's fantastic. He's got the broad shoulders and you know,
you can really feel them when you go in for the big embrace and you want that. Not that
I know from from experience
mind you. There's a lot of things you can say about Trump, but talking about his physique
or what kind of shape he said. It's not where I would go with that. Right.
But these newsmax, so you know, the hosts of the show are just nodding like, I mean, obviously,
of course.
Well, I mean, then again, what do you expect when you got somebody that's in their 70s
and 80s, sure, they're gonna be, they could look like that.
I've never understood why everybody attacked Trump
on his physical stature.
He's an old man who makes a whole lot of money
and eats whatever the fuck he wants.
Of course, he's gonna look like that.
It's better than fucking Chris Christie, my God.
It's also a really dumb take.
They're talking about like his 12th or 24th indictment
or whatever it is.
And the guy's like, he's got broad shoulders he can handle it.
That's nothing to do with anything.
Just see it all.
He gets stronger with every fucking indictment.
It's unbelievable.
It's like to him, yeah.
Like it's kind of like it's kind of fucking matter, you know.
This is a guy who said publicly I want to grab her by the pussy and he got stronger.
What do you think of a goddamn indictment about this bullshit?
Not only do they get stronger the guy who laughed at that got fired immediately
Holy shit
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God damn it. That's he's put more than two bucks. You get up characters to form a fucking word
So I'm gonna figure out what you're saying on the fly. Yeah, it's not like you fell off the side of the earth on the last sentence
We tear them a new one I got try to figure out this is it's like he's
like sending me messages when we had pages in 1998 trying to figure out what
he's talking about his next his next super chat is just going to say, Carl, one, four, three.
911 David Chinler,
I'll send a penny to Alhari, play to pass on the card of to give to Vinnie to send a zane to give to Carl.
Perfect.
That's $100.
We got it figured out easy,
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That's fine.
You know, as long as David gives money to everybody else, it's fine.
You know, I, I live in Hollywood.
I don't need any more money.
That's right
All right, so let's move it on over to
See the elite over here
Hey, hey we have a quick over the weekend. Okay, Carl. We had a hurricane and an earthquake
I heard it rained a little bit. Oh
Yeah, fuck you. I've got $10,000 worth of dogs behind me. That's probably true. That looks accurate. Yes.
I think I think we saw that dining at a restaurant in Memphis. Clip number 16. Oh, what?
What? Call back. Call back.
So another great news outlet for a show like ours is one American news and I've had my eye on host Cara McKinney for a while
because well she falls under the category of like somebody put her on TV but she wants
to share one of the happiest moments of her life with all of us.
So let's see what happened on a previous episode of Cara McKinney show here on One American
News,ip 16.
Friday, June 23, the eve of the salemnity of the nativity of St. John the Baptist, which I believe is a confirmation saying in my now fiance, he proposed to me on set.
Ah, I knew there was something of. Oh, no, that's cute.
Thank you.
Good to see you.
That's not the best time. This best time, like, it's been like nothing but very cool. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. you are like from being humble, charitable, nice, being so loving and kind. Oh, horrible.
Oh, I just got one last question asked you.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, of course.
Oh my god.
Let's pause it right there for a second, Carl.
It's like, look, you might be a four on the outside, but you're definitely an eight and
a half on the inside.
Would you marry me?
Would you make me the lucky and fuck is going on?
I don't remember Megan Kelly having your boyfriend show up on set. Are they even trying to be a professional news organization?
What are they doing?
And if they are, I'm sorry. Go ahead, put a fucking mic on the guy.
Yeah, it sounds like, right. It sounds like fucking some, like, what a chance podcast.
And this didn't happen on the show.
This was like, hey, last week, my boyfriend came by
after the show and do you want to see, no, not really.
We tuned in for some news.
It's even worse.
But, I mean, and look, I'm not gonna make fun of her
fiance because I forgot to look up whether or not
he was in the military.
So, you know, I don't really have much of an opinion
on him.
Because of a crack, good call.
Yeah.
So that's kind of the clue that I had there.
But I don't know.
I was just thinking about if I did have video of when I got engaged,
the last thing I would want to do is show it to you guys, you know,
that, hey, do you want to see that the ring I bought her was too small
and I had no idea what size her hand was?
No, nobody wants that.
But she put it on TV.
Is she 11 years old?
Is this like statutory rape?
I mean, she looks like a...
She makes Greta Tunberg look like she's about 55.
What do you say, Daniel?
You're about to fight on the edge of that.
Yes.
A million times.
Yes.
If you're shocked just imagine how I felt.
It was absolutely surreal and beautiful and I couldn't be any happier.
One thing that I've learned in my 26 years on this earth and see you do 27 since my birthdays
tomorrow.
The only thing worse than talking about your love life on television is talking about your
birthday.
Shut the fuck up.
I mean, yeah, if she was if she was turning 30 or 40, okay, but you're turning 27 tomorrow.
She looks like this.
And that whole I Christ.
I know you don't like this girl.
This isn't the worst.
I don't know that she should be on TV.
You know, I mean, that's really.
I hear you say.
He's on the way yet.
Yeah.
Carl, if she had a, if she had Tourette,
you would probably, probably feel something more for her, right?
Correct.
Correct, but she's not,
you have to be a Tourette's girl, unfortunately.
No, she's not in that league, obviously.
Well, she's a, she's a face changer because she,
she does look great there.
Yeah.
While, while he doesn't, and then it's like a,
like the retardation goes to her
when she's on TV. Well, it might be because they can't afford lighting in O.A.
I don't know what budget is on that show, but it's not a big one. Well, you know, they say
it's some money on talent. And, uh, you know, we go back to the video and we don't have to play
anywhere near the whole thing. But let me know at what point you guys and everybody out there in the chat.
At what point do you realize, oh, okay, she is really religious and Jesus loves her.
At some point, you might get a hint.
Because I'm like, the first God open for me with this job at OAN,
and finding the love of my life is that you really do have to just trust
and wait for those doors to open in God's time
And pray for the strength to cross the threshold when they finally do open and trust me
It's a lot harder said than done. So is the bless of Virgin Mary says at the annunciation of the
Concession of our Lord to the archangel Gabriel behold the handmade of the Lord
I think I
We get it Jesus
You're better than all of us. You've actually read the Bible good for you Cara
All right, let's see if I can figure out this one maybe you guys can help me out with this one
Nelson's T.A.S. and game archive another two bucks
Carl I
You want full sentence, but I am too cheap. Sorry
hamburger. Yeah, what's me
got a star the star too. He's had three super chats now and if he just did like one six ninety nine or whatever
he could have just put everything in there. I'm sure I got this is more fun, isn't it? I'm sure I got
it wrong. Whatever he's trying to say there. Okay. We got the hamburger. You got the important part.
But, you know, the, the OAN spending free, spending free of talent acquisitions didn't
stop with Karen McKinney.
Let's take a look at host Chris Boyle in Clip 17 here.
It's not just gender that can be changed now either.
Even race is up for grabs.
New online trends are seeing young people
trying to use videos containing purported
subliminal messages on YouTube
to change their physical features, even their race.
Videos exist for every racial category from European
to even obscure ones like mixed black and Asian. But go ahead and take a look at one of these videos.
I'm just glad he's not trying to hide how young he is.
He actually has his apple juice there on the desk with him.
He's got his little sipping cup.
And yeah, he plays this clip and then there's a little bit more towards the end.
But I think that what it does is this proves the notion that making fun
of stereotypes isn't always hysterical.
But when we get to that, because they're just showing you this video of these different
Asian people and they're showing that they do have differences.
Amazingly enough, not all Asian people are exactly the same, according to this video.
No, it's good to know.
I think I'm turning, I think I'm turning japan is i really think so
the video do it for you are you a jim now
i don't know i don't know it's a little crazy to me it's unknown if these
videos will actually make anyone better at math either
okay here's my theory on this
so no one knows about o an so they're hoping that cnn or another network
actually goofs on them for sucking.
So they get some people seeing what they're up to because that's the only reason why
that any of these things are happening on this network.
Well, he, first of all, he looks ridiculous, okay? No matter, even if he is trying to give
any serious news, there can be nothing that is taken seriously because of his appearance.
He looks like a young, gay, a model. I think his mom dressed him very well today. I just, I just, I just say, I
think that they're trying to bait us in the goofing on that. I think Christian took the bait
on this one. I definitely took the name. Yeah. Because there, there are several other clips
I could have pulled of this guy. And, uh, yeah, he's, uh, he's very reminiscent of, uh, you
remember on a SNL,
Vanessa Bayer used to do this character.
There was like a 12 year old boy practicing
for his bar mitzvah.
Yes.
And that's very reminiscent.
You're saying that's not the same person?
No, no, I think that's who this is.
Yeah.
But yeah, I may have taken the bait on this car,
but I'm gonna keep an eye on OA and all the same
because.
Okay, sounds good.
We can get some laughs.
And we'll close this out with clip 18 because if you think you've seen bad production
values, obviously you've never checked out RSBN and our audio audience is only going to
be able to appreciate half of this clip, but you'll get the fact that even that is not
well handled, but the lighting seems
to be a bit of an issue here in clip 18.
You're not going to leave me behind.
You're the former president there, but you can't see.
I'm going to get the bill.
I'm seeing it as a sign's back.
So it's some wrap focus.
I think the strategy is to try to get the black vote.
That's what I think is going on here.
2016, we can see all the ride. You can't even.
Oh, that's that's fantastic my god in their defense
Learning to have the light in front of the subject rather than behind it is like 401 shit
Like you got to get pretty far into college to learn about that. Yeah
Right exactly you would have to actually pay your camera crew to fly out to Des Moines and visit the state fair
By the way, this was shut out a cell phone mean well the maggots looked fully
I don't show the same fucking phone as this and that was perfect
By the way points for Trump's silhouette you could recognize that fucker
good point easier than the black guy I mean you figured out later on but it was a
black guy when he started talking but all we had to do was see Trump and we knew what's it.
I know I don't hear black in accents there.
Maybe that's not a new deal.
Yeah, I do all the time.
All right.
All right.
Top-pound network over here.
Yeah.
I don't.
You know, it's funny.
I was a years ago in the radio, we had a guy on the air and he was telling a story and it had something to do with race and and we didn't want to do
what we didn't want to assume he was black because of his voice and I actually asked are
you black and he goes come on you can hear it.
It's insulting to not realize it.
Right.
Yes.
Of course.
I just want to thank steel wrath five bucks says does that OEM kid have Apple juice in his tumblr?
I can other confirmed or deny these reports. Yeah, he stole Christians fucking
Joe I made but for five dollars you can take anything now his joke was funny here because he paid five dollars
And he said tumblr or that was a better joke a better tag
Don hey, I said sippy cup. I said sippy cup Carla. All right. All right. You know what? Let's get
Eric. Let's talk after the show. Maybe she gets something John to be the third mic on the show. Oh
Come on done Keaton five Canadian dollars says great show so far guys also KBS full blown AIDS hecka hecka
I have heard those rumors. I don't know if they're true or not
AIDS, haka haka! I have heard those rumors. I don't know if they're true or not. Let's move it on over from the pundits to the politics themselves. Let's go for a
little who are these politics.
A lot of people talking about Christian and Carl segment making it great with who
are these politics.
Now, there's no shortage of clips that I could have pulled from Joe Biden taking a trip
to Maui yesterday, you know, a week or two after the fire.
But we're not here to comment on that.
There are lots of clips of him mispronouncing names of different people.
Did he say as soon as you didn't want to go there because you didn't want to get in
the way?
And I was like, that's the first smart thing Joe Biden has said or done since he's become
president.
Like, yeah, we don't need you to why this guy's not going to be putting out a fire.
He's not going to be doing anything.
I just stay away.
It's fine.
No, that's, but also he was at the beach in Rojoba, Delaware.
And that beach wasn't on fire.
So he was like, I'm going to stay at this one.
We're all in good boy.
That's pretty smart too.
I don't know about you.
My fingers were crossed and he was going to get to Mike in Monoingo.
What the fuck happened here?
Oh, this is almost just as bad though right here.
Yeah, well, this is, so this is, you know, out of touch
guy tries to relate to normal people, the 2023 edition here.
Let's see, clip 19.
I don't want to
Compare difficulties, but we have a little sense to rely
What it's like to lose a home
Okay, here's a go now
15 years ago I was in Washington doing meat depressed
I was a sunny Sunday
Lightning struck at home
On a little lake is outside of of our home and I don't
like a big pond and hit for wire and came up on the new show home into the
love heating ducts more more details more details
story short
my wife at those tacos 67 Corvette and my cat. All kidding aside. What the fuck was the
judge? You know kidding aside. There is no kidding. That's all. Yeah. No, the cat died,
but the 67 Corvette was fine. So that's what I'm joking.
I'm kidding aside. Christian. We have fun over here in the White House. Waka Waka. I watched the fire fighters.
The way they responded.
No, there's no expression.
I grew up right across from a fire hall
and claim on Delaware.
Stop trying to relate to this.
The expression is, God made man,
and then he made a few firefighters.
They're all crazy, thank God.
They're in positions.
They're in positions.
They're running the flames to help other people.
And they ran into flames, save my wife,
and save my family.
Is that a bed you called fat hwice?
I am smoking firefighters who can tell you sometimes
smoking so thick from the windows out of that thick inside the home.
And we were we were ensured we did not have any problem but being out of our home for better
part of a year was difficult. I can only imagine what it's like to lose your home
and your family.
Yeah, they're right because they're dead.
We had to stay at the four seasons on Dupont Circle.
My commute was cut and like to down to like 10 minutes.
I can relate.
What is this tick that he has?
We have to say not a joke after he says something very serious.
And he's like, that's not a joke.
No one thinks you're kidding.
I don't think you're probably shitting yourself.
No one thinks you're joking. Well, well, you're probably shitting yourself. Nobody thinks you're joking. Well, we'll all think he's kidding when he's still wearing
that Hawaiian get up a week from now. And he's back in the white. Some of this disrespectful.
I'm not sure how I'm pretty sure. Yeah. I want him to be. I want him to have a live mic.
And he thinks he's off. And you hear him say, get this fucking thing off of me. Yeah. I look like fucking Don Ho.
All right.
Well, we all know how Carl's neighbor, Stuttering John Melendez feels about adult men wearing
backpacks.
Well, tough guy, Rhonda Santis has plans for adult men wearing backpacks.
But can you be a tough guy?
When you talk like Sesame Street,
Mr. Snuffel, up against, also known as Dessanta Up Against.
I'm working on the title.
I'll see if it works.
So you as president.
With 20.
Yes, we'll declare international emergency.
I'm going to send military down there,
we'll build a wall, we'll do remain in Mexico,
stop the invasion, we'll do all that.
But when you have cartels operating the way they are,
they're operating as akin to foreign terrorist
organizations because they're killing our people,
they're poisoning our people.
So we are gonna authorize the use of deadly force
against the cartels.
If you have somebody coming in with defense and all
on their, in the backpack, they even break
through the border wall where there is wall, if they're doing that, that's the last thing
they're going to be able to do because we're going to leave them stone-cold dead at the
border.
We're not putting up with it anymore.
And that voice saying, we're going to leave you stone-cold dead.
Feels like it should have come out of that OAN host with the Tumblr of Apple juice on the dust.
So, if anybody has a backpack, they're shot dead.
Is that how it's been?
First day of school is gonna be a little rough down the southern border.
Shoot first, questions later.
Yeah.
God damn.
No, I want the idea that he thinks he's gonna stop fentanyl
from coming into the country.
Yeah.
Like I've only been alive for a few decades.
I'm not sure.
I'm like stopping drugs and the border thing work out.
Because last I saw every person I know is high on coke.
This has been going on for months now.
Maybe it's because I'm in Florida.
But literally every single person I talk to is high on coke.
We're never stopping drugs from getting in. Nixon did do it to Santa say do it. It's not happening
The only defenses just stay no
Really who gives a fuck I'm not gonna do them blood let him in legalize them who gives a shit
Maybe the problem was when we were kids and they had, you know, the dare program and
they told you exactly how to shoot heroin and explain how cocaine gets cut up into lines.
You can use a credit card and roll up a dollar.
I'm okay.
I'm taking notes.
Yeah.
And then they're like, okay, who wants to get in line to try some just to see how terrible
it is.
Let's go.
You first Billy get up here.
Tell the class.
I don't even like it. Speaking of
Zooded, Joey got you with two boxes. The smoke was so thick, Joe was zooded when he was getting
that presser in Hawaii. I think is the problem. In our, our clip 21, Mike Pence gives himself
the Zumak Jeb Bush treatment and a plaza line maybe doesn't deliver
what is pants going to stop embarrassing himself what's he doing I feel like
I feel like they have some kind of study that the the book that'll come out
next year will sell a lot better if you keep campaigning for a little bit
longer I if I'm president of the United states uh... we're gonna get a new chairman of the federal reserve
uh... business of quantitative easing that's been underway that's
that stage for the worst inflation forty years
uh... they don't uh... they don't clap for you saying you get it
get rid of jenny elin uh... talking about quantitative easement i mean
i've got
that's what we're getting rid of. All right, right right now with you.
That's, yeah, that's the problem with the Federal Reserve,
which banker is running it.
That's why I don't, that's always my big beef
with the Federal Reserve.
Yeah, but who's the chair right now?
Because I'm not sure about it.
Fuck it, idiot.
No, I mean, you know, it's,
when you've been a politician pretty much your entire life,
maybe you have a little trouble figuring out
what people actually care about.
Right, but I noticed that.
But again, career politicians or career celebrities,
sometimes you just don't know how a dishwasher actually works.
Let's have a clip 22 where Donald Trump maybe has trouble
also being a man.
Donald Trump, a career celebrity.
He's a businessman, sir.
He's a very...
I mean, I learned about him the first time
he was on the Howard Stern Show.
I don't know what you knew about him, right?
I was a state mogul.
You know what I learned the first time
he was on the Stern Show?
Hey, when was small, a bros cannot be a 10?
Which is a good way.
We can have another, that's for another show.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just gonna say, like you could say,
what you want about everything that happened
after that moment, that's a stonk old fact.
Shots by your aunt.
You'll be able to buy an electric cup, but you're going to be able to buy every form of car that's made. You've got to have choice like in school.
We want school choice. We want we want choice for buying cars and washing machines and dry all of this stuff. I mean, the dishwashers, they were telling me,
you have to run it five times because it hasn't got enough water.
So what they do on, on, on, they end up using water.
I mean, the whole thing is crazy.
Have you ever run a dishwasher twice to wash the dishes?
I may have not.
But look at the example.
If you want to use an example about how we're doing this type of thing, all you have to
do is say the toilets, you know, the toilets now, they don't give you the game flush they
used to and like might to kill a shit.
I have to flush multiple times to get those things down.
I don't know.
When I get relate to that, when I leave something in the ball that looks like card of electric,
it is a four-fifth watcher.
No.
By the way, it also says, oh, hello.
Yeah.
Cardiff's a two-year family.
It's in there.
Well, I'm done with it.
Has anybody pointed out, by the way, Cardiff, the metamorphosis of his voice went from,
well, you remember what it was to what he's now actually just talking?
Yeah.
Has that ever been addressed? He's mentioned himself
He used to use it actually a voice modulator and he's since just got it just being a cute potato that smiles a lot
It's one of my favorite things
Metamorphosis. Yeah, I know buddy officer lady died of the USS nanny ice two bucks US Navy Telegram. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D Yeah. See 100s of Maui residents giving Biden's convoy the finger.
Yes, I can imagine that's the case.
I can get out of here, buddy.
We don't need you.
Not out of here.
They might not have been too happy.
Oh, all right.
So by the way, you're going to get to meet Cardiff at the Magic
bag September 15th whtp.com for tickets.
Yes, Cardiff will be there.
Well, Carl, if somebody wanted to go to that, where would they be able to buy tickets?
W-H-P-Live dot com, but only a limited time because there are only a few left and they
will sell out.
So wait a minute.
So he'll physically be in the building.
Yes, he will.
And Ted Williams, the golden voice, is he's supposed to be there too.
He will definitely be there probably, and also Tuky is going to be there. It's supposed to be there too. He will definitely be there probably and
also two keys gonna be there. It's gonna be a blast. He will definitely be there probably
is what you just said about said Williams. Well, I realize that that was a bad idea to
guarantee. I mean, he said he will. He has been getting money, but I don't know for a fact
that he will show up. Yeah, at the end of the day, he's still a homeless guy. So I think he has a home now, but yeah, he's got problems.
He's one bad day away from being homeless again.
Yeah, but Eric, aren't we all?
He's one kid with a backpack and he across the border away.
Okay.
All right.
Well, let's close out the politics here.
Clip 23, I kept this clip short for all of you, basically, because if you were like,
Hey, what would it be like if two of the least likable women on the planet got in a room
together?
That's our clip 23.
It's basically an entire show of this.
Are you fancy meeting you?
Oh, I can't believe this.
Yeah, this is not the circumstances in which I expected to be talking to you. Narmee, Rachel.
It's always good to talk to you, but honestly, I didn't think that it would be under these
circumstances.
If you had another set of indictments.
Pretending she's not happy that this is the reason she's on TV, you know.
Right.
I think, say what you want about Hillary Clinton, but I believe not a fan of
Donald Trump.
I think I'm able to clean that from the team.
Is democracy fun, Rachel?
Are we having fun?
Let's keep it arrested.
We're doing it.
We're having fun.
Is it fun?
Is it?
Uh, well, I think, uh, I think we need to, uh, an after dinner, man, we need a chase
there after that Hillary Clinton video.
So, uh, let's go to our
Who are these sports casters segment?
And in our first clip, Carl, programming note here, we're wanting a little bit long. So I'm going to ask that maybe we cut a few here.
I'll let you use your judgment.
I know which one's to cut.
It'll be fine.
But so our clip number one is Carl, your boy, Josh Allen.
Why don't you talk about this clip before we show it.
So Josh Allen, quarterback of the Buffalo Bills,
and oh, I'm so excited that he's on the front cover
of Madden 24, that never goes poorly.
That's great.
Happy days.
What could go wrong, Carl?
What could go wrong?
You know, every player always has an amazing year
when on the front cover of Madden.
So Josh Allen just got done with a practice,
with his teammates, apparently there was some bickering
I remember in the late 80s. They were the bickering bills the defense the offense didn't get along with each other and I apparently
This is coming back again
So they're at the reporters asking him about that specifically and Josh is trying to play it off like no
We're just competitive guys out there. We all want the same thing and that kind of blows up on him
We're just working to take and get better and we want to be great.
Sometimes you go through practices like that where both sides want it really badly.
Both sides are storm into the ball, just trying to make some plays and you need those practices
that makes your team better.
Was my assessment accurate?
Was that one a little bit more, I guess, intense than usual?
I think all of our practice have their moments. I think this one may be the most
concept, you know, and again it's expected, it's deserved.
And it's continuing. Yeah, exactly. Hey!
Oh, sorry.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No. No not a good choice. Fuck you, hockey.
But here's my question.
And I think we have a great coach, but I question the coaching here because how are
these guys coming up the practice field and not recognizing there's a press conference
going on?
They're yelling the effort at each other.
There's literally 25 to 30 people sitting in a room with lights and cameras. Your quarterback is behind a desk and a podium.
Like, how is no one recognized that they're screaming during a press conference?
I have a question.
Did you just refer to the bills as we?
Of course, there might be like your, your, your, your, your, your on the team.
All right.
Can I explain this?
Eric, because I've always done this. The team doesn't exist without the team. So it's please can I explain this Eric because I've always done this.
The team doesn't exist without the fans.
All right, we've seen this happen to the expose.
We've seen this happen.
Oh, you're going to just dismiss this.
What about the Cleveland Brown Hartford Whalers?
Why can't you say I love the bills?
Not like I'm Carl.
I'm on the bills.
Holy shit.
Look at me.
Yeah, 12th man mother fucker.
Eric, I'm a Metz fan and I traded away pretty much the entire team at the trade deadline
for prospects. I did it. Okay. We did it together.
Right. All right. Holy shit. What did the bottle that you said was anyway?
People he's a late sports sucker out here.
Well, we're going to have a couple more clips. I do want to get to clip number two.
We talked an awful lot about Kevin Brown brown the uh... or else an answer last week
and uh... in this clip they were getting blown out ten nothing by the
san diegopadre's and uh... he figured that he had the best way to fill that
time uh... here in clip two
don't don't tell me you don't know blink one eighty two bionne's never heard of
blink one eighty two are you kidding me sounds like a fighter jet to me Don't don't tell me you don't know blink 182. I'll be honest never heard of blink 182.
Are you kidding me?
Sounds like a fighter jet to me.
Let's get out of here.
You know blink 182.
I probably know the song.
Yeah.
All the small things.
No.
Sing it for me.
I'll buy a record.
Small things.
Oh, okay.
Don't sing it.
Sing it. So. I'll come back. I'm not sure if you're going to
see a small things.
Okay, don't you.
So come back.
Tom.
No. Stop that.
Audrey's games.
Big fan.
I miss you.
You don't know that one.
I don't think so.
I mean, I might if I could hear
the song.
Tom is it's like very distinct
nasally voice.
You know, so you goes, where are you?
Oh, Jesus.
I am so sorry.
Now I recognize you.
You do, you got it now.
Just like you.
Yeah.
About time.
Yeah.
So a week ago, the broadcasting world was putting their arms around Kevin Brown and supporting
him and talking about what a rising talent
he is. I'm just wondering if anybody is maybe going to retract that support.
You know, you know, it's like this isn't a very typical baseball call with your team is down 10 runs.
This isn't exactly what it goes, it goes down every time when you're in the six sitting down 10 runs.
There's always feeling true, but not that bad of filling. And I still maintain that that
is the easiest job in America being a play by play game for fucking baseball.
Agreed.
One, one foul. Who couldn't do that? Anybody can do that.
Let's jump ahead to clip five. And I think that this show should be the new home
for Baba Buie and Howard Stern,
penis callouts during sporting events
because maybe Howard doesn't focus on them as much as he should.
But this is a perfect one right on Mike
and I can't let this one go by the way,
so I can't believe it's still happening.
I'm very surprised by this, but good outhired.
The clock was at zero.
That is the end of the first half.
Thank you, Scott Novak for the clarification.
Nice job by the officials.
I just got Novak in.
He's crewing this first half.
The box will be...
I mean, it's like, it's like, wait, was that the, was that guy in the booth?
Well, that was perfect. God, it's like the ref, it's like the ref turned around and handed
of the mic. It's an alright, you do something to go take a break. I think I put it right
up there and set it. This guy with a Schmega Dildo shirt seems to have something worth saying.
Go ahead, son. By the way, that's the most relevant thing how a certain is done in the decade and he didn't even do it.
That's a great answer.
I can.
I don't know Carl.
I heard that I heard that little party he had at his house on WATP and he invited all
those celebrities downstairs.
That was great stuff.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Howard now would like bleep that whole thing and then like criticize it. That's a bat's horrible.
That is so, and it's so, and it's so underhanded.
What is this guy talking about, Robin? Alright, so clip number six will be our last proper
clip for this segment. This one comes from Blind My Geary of Who Are These Socials Thursdays
at Six Eastern right here on the Who Are These Podcasts YouTube channel?
We might do it a five this week, but yes,
that is correct.
Yeah, man, getting in the way of a nice plug.
Okay, shit.
All right, here we go.
I was used to love to look up there and see those two balls,
my playing the batteries fall.
All right, I want to set this over just to let you know,
whoever was filming this off the TV,
you're gonna hear them laughing,
and it almost makes it even better.
All right, so we're gonna hear the giggle,
just no, that's not part of the broadcast.
I was used to love to look up there
and see those two balls, my playing the batteries ball.
And just to try to show off and say,
watch this, I'm gonna stick it inside both of you.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
It seems a little deep.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, that's a gazing, I've ever heard in my entire life.
This is real life shit and I'm walking that fucking walk.
I got fucked by two dudes while I was walking around my neighborhood today.
I think we need to put the audio from that in the WATB dropboard car.
We might need that one again.
Good call.
Good call that.
That's spectacular.
Everyone would watch golf if that's what they did for every hole.
No, I won't be doing it again for that.
Well, fitting that we're ending on sports today because we are going to stay with sports for our broadcasting Hall of Fame segment here to finish out the show.
Might have happened a long, long time ago, but let's discuss with Carl and Christian who are these moments in broadcasting history.
So three years ago this past weekend, one of the most important moments in broadcasting history happened.
Clip 24 is the initial, whoopsie didn't realize that was a hot mic moment.
And then the, the apology that has lived on is Clip 25.
And this is, let's hear the initial slur first.
Tom Brennan.
Yes.
Who were discussing here does both both an MLB and NFL.
Well, this was the last day.
He did.
Tag companies in the world.
Okay.
Right.
I'm going to back that up again, just make sure everyone caught that because he did not know the
Mike was on.
Always assume every Mike is hot.
Tag companies in the room.
Red's live, the pregame show presented by Ray St. Claire Roofing.
Yeah, that's a last plug for Ray St. Claire Roofing. You ever got to read Tom?
I wonder if if Ray St.'t clear roofing could somehow like well this worked out
for us. I mean we've had not stopped business. I mean it's it's been seen a billion times. We
went on to become the number one rougher in Cincinnati because of what Tom said so thank you.
I used to work at a PR agency and one of the things they measure is the value and what they
do is they say, okay, if we were to buy the advertising time to get these people talking
about us, what value is that?
I think you're right about this, Eric.
They don't have enough money in the world to get the value that whatever, I don't even
know what that company just was, I've already forgotten it.
But yes, this was way worth it for them.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if they slipped the next guy,
a few thousand bucks to drop an off-sler before they-
Right, right, Jason.
Oh, as much for guessing the studio, Anthony Cumia.
If you're an off-sler, you need to pay it again.
Oh, it reminds me of Ray St. Clair Roofing.
Now hiring black people, Anthony, what do you think about that?
But that moment is important because without it, we never would have gotten this, Carl.
First, Carl.
Final clip of today's show.
What ending is this in?
It's like, I think it'll say on the screen.
I want to say like the seventh. He got pretty far
into the game before they're just like, okay, but you're done here. You have to go home.
And this part I think wouldn't happen today where they're like, oh, but let's give you a mic
for another two minutes. Right. Three, nothing ball game with the reds in front of the royals.
We go to the top half of the fifth
inning.
Costy-Anos to lead things off.
Jim Day is going to be taking
us the rest of the way through
this game.
As Holland takes over on the mound.
That was low and inside I just
want to say on the highlander's
strike.
All right that's not important here.
I made a comment earlier tonight
that I guess went out over the
year that I am deeply ashamed of.
If I have hurt anyone out there, I can't tell you how much I
save from the bottom of my heart.
I'm so very, very sorry.
I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith.
As there's a drive in a deep left field by past the others that will
be a home run.
And so that'll make it a for
nothing ball game for others.
Anyway, that's really funny.
It's because he is the announcer for
the Reds.
A Reds player just hit a home run.
And he could have been less excited
about it.
There's never been a home unless you're
down by 20 runs. There's never the home and I was just like,
and that goes back pretty far.
And that's gonna be all right.
So anyway, back to me, back to me,
saying that word F rhymes with bag.
A man of faith.
It's out of here.
As here's a drive in a deep left field by Castellano,
so it will be a home run.
Also, bring up your Amanda Faith is probably not the right move right there because
it does have a great track record.
No, no.
I always thought that he would have been better off if he said, yeah, I said that word and
I meant it.
No one is too bad.
We should have said, I vacationed San Francisco every year.
I love it there.
I was just talking about basic boards.
Yeah.
Or he could have just was saying I enjoy rice of Roni.
Yes.
You're right.
He could or what was the the actor from House of Cards Kevin Kevin space.
If he said, uh, ladies and gentlemen, I said that and I just want you to know that I
suck dick.
Yeah.
Oh, that's true.
That is the one way he could have saved it.
He's like, look, I'm gay.
Really?
I shot.
I have to be now.
Right.
I've heard ruined my marriage than my broadcasted career.
So yes, I just want to let you my wife know I'm unfaithful and I'm going to sleep with
guys every weekend.
Yeah.
Nick Cassie, I was in a home run.
I want to suck this dick.
I wonder what his ball stays like right now is he rounds those bases.
I'd love to know.
And so that'll make it a four-nothing ball game.
I don't know if I'm gonna be putting on this headset again.
I don't know if there's gonna be for the reds.
I don't know if it's gonna be for my balls as it fucks.
I'm gonna apologize for the people who signed my paycheck. For the rest.
I mean, come on.
That's why he's doing this.
Yeah.
Before playing the other people who signed my paycheck.
Oh, please keep paying me.
That's funny.
Fox for Toe Hyle.
For the people I work with.
For anybody that I've offended here tonight.
I can't begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am.
That is not who I am.
Yes, sir.
And never has been.
Yeah.
And I'd like to thank maybe I could have people that
they could back that up.
I am very, very sorry and I beg for your forgiveness.
Oh Jim. That is very. Is it not one because your forgiveness. Oh, Jim.
That is very. Oh, one because he did.
I am job again.
I am very, very all I was expected to hear was gay.
Right.
I that was the one we can say.
I wish his replacement had come in and been like that awkward apology brought to you by racing
Claire Roofing.
I then the fact that he has to take the headsets off and go. Here you go. I'm not a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. That's just what I was against you guys are watching up for nothing right now
The best is that over time there have been more moments where you know They're honoring like a fallen veteran or something and then Nick Castellanos hits a homerun
He's on the fillies now and I feel like Tom Brennan and John Crock
They wait until he's gonna have an iPad to leave off lead off an inning. And then they start talking about somebody who passed away.
That doesn't always work out, but that's what it does.
A breaking news, it looks like a couple airplanes just hit the freedom tower is cast the
auto steps up.
He drives.
He drives on deep to left.
He is going to be a home run.
A building just came down as cast the auto shrouds the basis.
You can definitely see people jumping out of the top stories right now to their
to avoid the flames. And yeah, that was probably 430 feet I would say to
center field. Pretty good shot. Exit Blossy 101.3. Look at the quality of that roof.
If only they had gone to say clear roofing in your Cincinnati area.
Oh shit.
All right, I think we just sell baseball's ratings problems.
We sure did.
We got it.
I think we solved all the problems, but we still haven't answered the question.
Who are these broadcasters?
Not yet, but that's okay, because we'll be back again next Tuesday,
3 p.m. Eastern, to try to figure this one out.
And until then, you can find my podcast, the Blackcast, B-L-A-D-T-C-A-S-T, where you find your audio podcast and we're on YouTube at Blackcast.
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Yeah, leave it to dogs next time.
If I were you.
And who are these.com is where you can go to find all the things about who are these
podcasts or these socials and who are these broadcasters?
Guys, thank you so much, another fantastic show.
And we'll see you again next week.
Yes, Tom Branneman learned,
every mic is a hot mic,
but not every potato is a hot potato.
Oh, fuck you.
Ha ha ha.
Who are these broadcasts are doing the work for people?
The mainstream media makes tremendous mistakes.
Let's find out.
Oh, come on.
It's no joke.
We are doing it.
We are having fun.
Or these broadcasters are making sure you get the narrative.
Carl Christian both are doing the tremendous job.
Probably the best job anyone has ever done.
Lots of people are saying that the best broadcast there ever was.
For these broadcasters is on your site to observe and report.
For these broadcasters, with Carl and Christian, you know,
folks, it's really no different
than a police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a
running building.
It's what they do.