Who Are These Podcasts? - WATB Ep05 - Miss Wheelchair America
Episode Date: September 13, 2023It’s a fun week on Who Are These Broadcasters as Christian, Eric, and Karl start with local news covering the plane that was covered in diarrhea. The natural chemistry between local news anchors is ...always on point. After a woman pees herself on TV and a bull craps all over a car, the Miss Wheelchair America Competition is headed to Eric Zane’s backyard. Let’s hope he enjoys it. Also, everyone thinks Tim Scott is gay still, Al Sharpton still looks weird, The View is back, Suzyn Waldman has a hot mic incident, the famous Space Train skit with Robert DeNiro, and much more. Watch it on YouTube – https://youtube.com/live/d2D4fAwoXsA More Eric Zane – https://ericzaneshow.com/ More Christian Bladt – https://www.youtube.com/@thebladtcast3174 More WATP – http://bit.ly/watp-patreon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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I'm ChrissyBot, the kind of guy who ignores messages from Dean Obadala and that over there
that's Eric Zane, the kind of guy who puts everything in his personal life ahead of this show and down there.
Karl Hamburger, who get this?
Not a huge fan of the movie Swordfish.
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
Christian Christian.
Good to see you, buddy.
And I just want to make the announcement after dropping thousands of dollars last week
that I have a computer that can actually run the show now.
I sound good.
I look good. I look good.
Things are happening. What was worse, that computer or Josh Allen last night? Josh Allen last night.
Josh, someone, someone my family who's a dolphins fan had a bus my balls this morning. Oh, bills
are stink. I'm like, no, the bills were great. Josh Allen just decided to lose that game. He did
everything in his power to make sure they did not win that game last night. Sticks.
I like to, I like to think of Carl's old computer as, as basically Aaron Rogers in minute
two of.
Yeah. That was, that was brutal. I saw that one. It said Aaron Rogers 2023 highlight
real and it shows him running out with the flag.
To be honest, that was a great shot. I love that.
Hey, people are getting started early. Jimmy Sherard was coming with five bucks. And he says, can't wait for the live show. Have a safe flight.
Jimmy from Ferndale. We will see you in Ferndale this Friday.
Erxay will be there. Carl will be there. Oh, maybe we shouldn't talk about it too much.
Yeah, this reminds me when all my friends went down the Jersey shore after the prom, but
I wasn't allowed to and man, they had a really fun time.
But I got to go to Planet Hollywood though, so it was awesome.
Monday morning, you come to school, they're all talking about make out point.
You're like, what's, what's make out point?
What are you guys talking about?
You get your fingers wet.
What? What's going on? No one's get your fingers wet. What's, what's going on?
No one's calling this.
This is 1994, the year anal was invented,
and I'm a static talent.
That sucks.
All right, well, we have a lot of broadcasters
to talk about today.
So let's get right to it.
Starting with our local broadcasters.
Others give us a chance.
We appreciate. of the I'm sure you've heard the news is someone who was running around on the airplane naked with diarrhea flying out of their
Buttocks and who's gonna have more fun with that than the local news.
All right, if you have a sensitive stomach a warning about this next story here
We're learning new details about what forced adult airlines flight from Atlanta, Barcelona to turn around Friday night and mid
Flight I saw this on social media yesterday. I swear. I thought it was a gross joke. No joke, but it is.
Disgusting.
According to an airline here, the passenger experienced explosive diarrhea all the way through
the plane.
The pilot reported that this as a biohazard issue to flight control, the flight turned around
over central Virginia, returned to Atlanta more than two hours after departure. Delta says the flight was delayed just over eight hours and landed
in Barcelona without further incident Saturday. I mean, the identity of
that passenger was not released for them. Thank goodness. There's a lot
that was released when they actually. Oh, you stepped that her choke. I
come on. Yeah, he did. He walked all over. You got to give her a second
there to get one in. We're all having fun here, but you got to let everyone get
out of the fun. Thank goodness. There's a lot that's released. When they
actually landed in Spain, I don't know whether that person made the actual
like. Oh my gosh, we didn't show it to you, but there's stuff all down the
aisle. You can find it on social. So can you imagine two hours to get back to
land and you're smelling and dealing with that?
Oh my goodness, I think it would have lost my cookies.
Someone else already did.
Just the other end.
Oh my gosh.
I killed it at the talker.
It would have been less gross.
Less gross have actually showed the shit and didn't allow those foods to communicate about
it.
It's a good point. I had, I got the, the, uh, in flight meal was a poop of platter.
We'll be right back.
I like how she's going, she's going, and there's, there's stuff all down the, uh, she's
painting the fucking picture.
He doesn't know what lost her cookies means.
That was kind of odd.
Yes.
I was surprised by that.
But also I do like that local news,
can't get out of their own way.
So like, this is way more interesting.
You just go on social media and check it out there.
Stop listening to turn on the TV.
It just go to social media.
It's way better.
I'm glad that we're living in it.
Oops, sorry, go ahead.
Dealing that surprised me about that flight car
was that you and producer Chris weren't on it.
Okay.
Hahaha.
The teleprompter probably just says riff, you know, expecting these two to be able to carry it out the entire time. Oh yeah. John's cockroach. Oh, sweet. No,
he's giving me money. I'm making money off John every single way. Carl, you're missing
John Ettylick alluded to again. No, we were watching it right up until this point. I know
I we had a bow out for who are these broadcasters. Maybe he'll snipeatic again. Now we were watching it right up until this point. I know we had a bow out for who are these broadcasts.
Maybe he'll snipe us again.
Maybe we'll get the honor of John.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I he called me silent Mike.
Whoever that is.
So I'm you're still doing from that.
I know.
I don't I don't know any of these fucking people.
I'm just excited that's that are in John.
Recognize me.
He doesn't know the fuck you are, but he saw you.
No. So he took my super chat money yesterday and didn't say my name.
So I'm a little offended now.
Yeah, I noticed you actually paid him a compliment the other day.
It might be a long game.
All right.
All right.
So getting back to our local broadcasters, we're talking.
We're on the street reporting.
There's a witness to some sort of crime, some violence and this happens.
I was saying help me help me.
I got to be.
Oh, that's what he said.
I got to be.
Oh, I'll be here myself.
Do you know where he was shot at on his body?
Um, I think in arm and in the side right there.
So he was shot on the arm and arm
in his leg or arm in his stomach. I just peed on myself. Oh, that's okay. Don't worry about
it. What the hell? She's bigger. She goes, okay, it's okay.
And then talk story more.
Alright, just answer these stupid questions with the stupid woman.
And look, when her penis is pure Hawaiian punch, so you know it's gonna sting.
Let her go.
Five to people who don't know him.
His name was Michael, you said I think.
I think it's not Mike.
Okay, we'll be right back.
Oh Jesus Christ move over move over great lady.
Oh, fuck yeah, the the I love turtles kids is less embarrassed about that.
Oh, Jesus this girl and normally when a girl say she's wet, I'm like, oh, okay, cool,
not not this time.
This was not a good guide.
Well, some people might like that.
That's true.
I don't want to yuck your y'all.
Is that why you asked me to DM you the video, Eric?
Is that what you're talking about?
Exactly.
Maybe zoom in, zoom in at a certain point.
Zoom in and hands.
Hands.
All right.
There's another crazy local news story. This is a person who has a bull riding in the passenger seat of his car.
The occupant of the vehicle was identified as Lee Meyer of Neely.
The Wattusi Bull's name was Howdy Duty.
He was immediately pulled over by Norfolk police and they performed a routine traffic
stop.
The officer wrote him some warnings.
There were some
sideable issues with that
situation. The officer
chose to write him a
warning and ask him to take
the animal back home and
to leave the city. Meyer
and Howdy Doody are on their
way back home and no one was
hurt. In the B roll year, the cops say, you're black. Got a shot yet.
I think they would love that.
And I don't know.
You know, you're in a fucked up community when PO on the cop car is, is, is,
the same color as the car.
So it looks like lights all over the car.
Yeah, they took off the, the PO of an old police car to make it just say lights on it., they took off the the P.O. of an old police car to make it just say lice at it.
They should have just left the P.O.
You see the shit running down the side?
This person needs a convertible and a diaper.
There is shit all over the side of the car with this ball.
God damn it.
Look at this.
Oh, Jesus.
God.
I never know it said the first time I saw this.
I think they're going to Barcelona with this thing.
Oh my God.
Looks like that bull toss this cookies in my right, guys.
I guess that's what that means, Christian.
I keep telling you.
No, that guy in Miami said that's what I mean.
Oh, he's a, that is sweet.
I never got him.
You pick, you pick up on the best stop literally.
It's unbelievable. This is quite the scene. I mean, they put a lot of work into getting this
bull into this car. I don't know. You get the bull to get into the car like this.
By the way, full disclosure, when I was talking about it, saying, lice in the car, I wasn't
paying attention. I actually thought the cop car said lice on the side. Yeah.
You thought the cop car said lights on the side. Yeah.
I was just car.
Well, you know, but the question is does that get you into the carpool lane or does it
not count?
Does it have to be a second person or is that why he's got the bull in there?
Do you think this town is a carpool lane?
You've been in LA way too long, Christian.
That's true.
I have.
Do you think we're this guy?
He's never heard of a carpool lane.
I'm not worried about that.
Or a carpool because that implies that someone else
is going where you're going.
Right.
They're not worried about CO2 emissions
wherever this guy goes.
I can tell you that.
Well, they should be car.
Other than this dying.
All right.
So this is, I think, my favorite clip of the show.
I'm gonna call it right now.
This would be the history of the show.
Probably the history of the show. I'm gonna be tempted to pause it, but I think I'm going to call it right now. This would be the history of the show probably the history of the show. I'm going to be tempted to pause it, but I think I'm just
going to want to play let everybody enjoy it. And then we can we can talk about
what we all just witnessed. For the next week, the Amway Grand Plaza will be home
to competitors throughout the country who are all going for the title of Miss
Wheelchair America. It's a once in a lifetime experience.
Allison Boot is Miss Wheelchair Ohio.
She was born with cerebral palsy and has been in a wheelchair her whole life.
But she doesn't let that stop her from pursuing her dreams.
I write books, speech, think, characters, but disabilities.
The art stories of self-acceptance and equity.
She is just one of 18 participants in the Miss Wheelchair America competition who have found
themselves in Grand Rapids.
Six competitors toward Mary Free Bed Hospital today as they geared up for the competition
to begin.
It's a beautiful state to be in.
It's a very welcoming state.
Mary's and Dehaos was Miss Wheelchair,
California in 2014.
Now she serves as the vice president for the competition.
Everybody comes in a little bit nervous, of course,
but by the end of the week,
everybody is like best friends and they don't want them weak to end.
And I think that's what keeps me coming back every year.
Each contestant runs for the title on a platform.
Allison's platform is about creating more inclusive literature.
Me as Avicates gets to shine a light up.
All right, I have to pause it. Who is cutting your hair, Miss Wisconsin?
I mean, you can go to a competent farmer's teller, right?
You don't have to go to a handicap person to get your hair done.
Oh god. Holy fuck. a competent farmer's teller, right? You don't have to go to a handicap person to get your hair done.
Oh, God.
Holy fuck.
That people with disability don't want to know.
Oh, she's coming to herself.
I think she's coming to herself.
It's the role of our own.
That's a talent portion of the show.
She cuts her own hair.
The sentence to adapt.
The speech portion of the competition
will be here at
Amway Grand Plaza on Friday.
All right. Replace the word here
with hilarious speech portion will
be hilarious.
The competition will be here at
Amway Grand Plaza on Friday and then
the Queen will be crowned on Saturday.
Both of those are open to the public in Grand Rapids, a land of
Cusino, Newsy.
You know, it's interesting. This is in Grand Rapids, which isn't far from Detroit.
Uh, crippled Jesus was there. He had to be wheeled out for yelling. Let me see your pussy.
Oh, CJ. He always knows what to say.
Hi, those titties get some air.
Those titties we tired.
So I fucked the beauty pageant.
Get these women into a comedy club, a pronto.
They need to put a show for us, please.
Yeah, start the night comedy and then murder ball downtown.
Well, I think I like that story more than I should have.
I'm feeling what I like to consider
a march of dimes in my pocket right now.
You asshole.
Alright, we're having too much fun with local news.
Let's put a stop to that right now.
Folks out there need to listen up mainly
because here comes who are these pundits.
And actually this next clip folks out there need to listen up mainly because here comes who are these pundits.
And actually this next clip falls under a category where we do this on who are these socials where people will post things like you know what my kid said to me today is that they
want equity for all and he's only four and I can't believe he said it's just like now your kid
didn't say that's not so we we like to play this jingle And
Christian found this one. He's not buying that this is a true anecdote.
So I think you can have conversations in debates over LGBTQ plus issues and people want
to have respectful conversations about that. But when you tell a kid they can be a tootsie pop,
where I live in the Washington area,
I have a lot of Northern Virginia moms who have kids in school
who have told me that there are schools who are now having
to put litter boxes in for kids who identify as cats.
And I think most parents at home are like,
what, we've lost the storyline here in some legitimate conversations
to have, but when you spin off this far,
you're going to lose most Americans.
And there will be backlash for people who think you've completely lost it. storyline here in some legitimate conversations to have, but when you spin off this far, you're going to lose most Americans and
there will be backlash for people
who think you've completely lost it.
Now they put up the Tootsie pop
graphic. I was hoping they were
going to show me a kid taking a
shit in the box. I know. I was like,
how's that possible? No, why would
take to litter train a kid? It's
already hard enough to party train
them. Yeah, I mean, I live in a
fairly woke city as they say.
And I can't imagine anybody trying to get this past at the school board meeting,
you know, like you're saying, Eric, nobody was like, yeah, our kids can just
shit in the classroom.
I know some teachers that would probably like to watch that, but I don't think
they'd allow it.
God, I wish I grew up in this time just for the possibility of seeing a kid shit in the classroom. Oh, the cops would be so much funnier if you grew
up in this time. So I want to know that she did say a lot of parents have told her that
they're putting a box in the classroom. A lot of parents told her that. That was once, no, no, no, it's happening. Sure, I, hey, Mike get identifies the, as a dog that eats catch shit and he eats it
out of the box.
I do have to say though, if there was a litter box in the classroom when I was younger,
I would pee in a box.
It's just easier.
It is.
But would you shit in a box, Carl?
That's what people are tuning in for to find out.
I will not shit in a box.
Christian, stop asking me that every week on the show.
The answer's not going to change.
It's wrong with you.
All right.
Dang Lizard coming in with five-year-olds.
Lady Kay is just jealous.
Because it's more likely she'll win a beauty contest
than a personality contest or a speech competition.
You got me there, dang Lizard.
I want to jealous you when I was watching that clip.
That's a good point.
Now, she had better teeth.
She's, yeah, no, they didn't goof on her mouth,
just her hair.
Good point.
Good point.
Good point.
So Tim Scott, we talked about him last week.
He's a Republican that's uneelectable because he's single.
First, whenever he's a, that's the assumption here.
And this is just getting weird now, the way that they talk to about why he's single.
And this headline you might have caught your attention.
GOP donors are privately pushing to Senator Tim Scott to give more details about his private life.
Your single status. So you must have heard this and you've got to be attuned
without donations, without support, you can't run.
What is your status?
Well, obviously, at this point I'm taking,
I have a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.
We have a wonderful relationship.
The good news is God has blessed me
with a smart Christian woman.
That's great news.
But more importantly, is why are the headlines there?
The headlines are there because as I rise in the polls, as people show up at my town halls,
it scares even my opponents.
Everybody wants to find out about this.
And the American people who say they like me a lot and I want to make sure they have a chance
to make me their president.
We make your mom when we meet her.
We meet your girlfriend.
But you will, of course, someone.
Great.
It's currently talking.
It's currently talking.
Don't.
No, and Brian, you're going to love my girlfriend.
As soon as she comes back down from Canada,
I mean, Minnesota, where she lives, she's the best.
He really just said, I don't believe you.
Yeah, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, man, Thai, tail was believe you. Yeah, fucking fucking man, Thai tale was going bullshit.
Yeah, right.
Dude, it's liberadio over again.
Why haven't you settled down yet, Libby?
I just haven't found the right girl.
I'm just having too much fun with all the ladies.
Uh, dang, Lizard of the two year old,
sorry, you never won Whittle Miss Clubfoot.
How do you know that?
Maybe I did.
Maybe I did.
I think Vinnie would have given John the picture if you actually won.
Yeah, a trader.
A trader, Vinnie Paulina.
So he's getting one over on me.
All right.
This is bizarre.
If you haven't seen Elle Sharpton in a minute, this is just so weird to look at.
I guess he should listen to them too, but...
The advantage that Trump has is when you start off with those strange, it's hot and engaged, and...
Should they be singing, I heard it through the grapevine, this guy is turning to a California razor.
What the fuck?
God damn it, it looks like a fucking bottle head version of Woody from Toy Story
Wow, you the advantage that Trump has without the city be a stick figure
What's it there a bit on a living color called the head the fucking head detective?
Maybe it's just his head with a fake body.
I think you're right. It's like,
Jumby from Peewee's play house. Damn it. Okay. All right. We're not we're gonna listen to him. Now I got all that out of my system.
No, we're gonna listen to what he's talking about. Probably if I had a guess he's saying that Trump's saloon attack, I don't know, let's see. The advantage that Trump has is when you start off a little strange, it's harder to gauge
that you've gotten stranger.
I mean, we look at Biden who has started off normal and start saying, is he acting
off?
Trump started off, so it's harder for people to catch up with how off he's really gotten because he was never really that stable and and and sent to.
He's basically saying, look, don't get me wrong. Biden pisses himself every press conference.
But Trump, he would piss himself maybe two or three times a press conference. Okay, he's
so much worse. Yeah. I, I, in America, did not hear what he said because we just can't
stop looking at his body
Nelson's T.A.
Justin Game Archive to you bucks has sharp didn't practicing his new cigar store Indian game
It's like beetle juice
Yeah, so literally I don't I don't pay a lot of attention to politics these days
But literally every single time somebody brings up that Biden might not have the mental
Fortitude to be the president right now. The only response from the loft is you have a trumps also an asshole like well, yeah, I know, but
Are you watching what's going on?
Right on. All right. Oh God. Let's talk about
The the person who will be in charge once Biden finally does fall over
on his face.
And that would be our friend Kamala Harris.
And this is a fun clip because she's asked a very easy question that she should probably
clearly understand.
Are you taking the threat of a second Trump presidency seriously enough.
I don't understand the question.
Really?
I wish I had the follow-up.
We need a follow-up, but we need a reporter to say,
what part?
That's right.
You can probably come up with what the follow-up was, Eric.
It was basically, well, you know, there's a chance and she says, no, that's not going
to happen.
So this is the key part, that look on her face.
That's like, what do you mean?
Trump, president.
She's like, who is this Trump character you speak of?
I'm not familiar.
What's the point?
I'm not familiar.
The guy from the apprentice?
Yeah, I mean, if he wants to do another season of that, I guess.
Sure. Ronald Reagan is the president. I don't think she's gonna have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have there. A lot of people talking about Christian and Carl segment making it great with who are
these politics.
All right, let's check out when Kamala, let's your hair down. She's just one of the people
just hanging out with the folks having a good time. No, no comparison to Elaine from Seinfeld. I don't want to hear that. No.
Wow. Okay. I'm pretty sure I've seen a video of Carl and prime time Alex Stein dancing at Chrissy
Maris wedding exactly like that.
How did that leak?
Is this one of those theme parties where everybody has to wear a fucked up looking shirt?
I mean, everything, what if you're right?
It was actually an event for the 50th anniversary of hip hop.
There was some major performers here, but you know, she basically showed up looking like Magnum
PI from 19.
So it wasn't dressed like an asshole day.
Okay, that's good to know.
I just want to point out that Harris has just proven that she is not
African American here.
Unless there was any doubt that she might be African American.
She is not Indian and Jamaican.
And she just proved it right there.
I want to thank Dang L dang lizard with two euros.
How did you find MSCS Tommy black brother on TV?
Yeah.
Well, a lot of space that we get out there and they're all over the media for some reason.
All right.
So remember, she's up next.
That's exciting.
Because she might be there any day now.
Biden does not do it.
She's in the on deck circle as we like to say, Carl.
Yeah, she's swinging the bat.
She's taking the weights off.
She's getting ready.
This is my way of sharing.
I love you.
Come on. I'm gonna spawn my orders here. Um...
Go ahead.
Staff is running ahead with the broken one.
I ain't calling on you. I call my target. I have five questions.
I need to be away. Did knew it would be a way.
Did you say Sammy Higgar, V-O-A?
What the heck?
Yes.
Well, he just walked directly out of the Cabo Wabo
Cantina in Mexico.
Oh, no.
But that look on his face, and I'm
sorry that our audio audience can't see it.
I just feel like his cognitive ability,
the look on his face. It's basically
what you would see if a dog had been locked in a heart car, hot car for 20 minutes.
Oh, she's, you tell me it's not going to look like that, Eric. No, I agree with you. You
know, it's, you're so right. I'm cringing. I can't believe it. Did I understand that right
where Biden went off script for a second? I think he was actually going to take a question.
And the press is chomping at the bit, they're like, oh my god, we got to answer your question.
He's like, no, no, I was just kidding.
I was like, ah, fuck, damn it.
Yeah, we have the pre-arranged question that I gave to this broad from Voice of America.
And she's going to ask it.
I have the answer in front of me.
So thank you.
The greater good came in, I think this was about Kamala Harris dancing.
It says, this one's going straight to Zane Spank bank.
I like old women.
I like it.
I've been about Miss wheelchair as well though.
Hard to say.
Really.
Absolutely.
A little too young.
Maybe the former winner, the old lady from Wisconsin, but those young ones know I can't
do that.
So Biden over in Vietnam in Hanoi.
And that's the other side of the world, guys.
And I don't know if you realize this,
but when you change time zones like that,
it really fuck up your sleep schedule,
can really just put you off for a while
before you get your bearings again.
And sometimes, you know, you're the leader
of the free world, you have to do press conferences
and stuff, and you just get so sleepy.
I just think that there are other things on leaders minds and they respond to
what's needed at the time and look nobody likes having celebrated international meetings.
Look at the face on this side, language interpreter.
She looks like she's just scusted
by every word that's coming out of it.
She's just like, I don't know what he's saying.
I don't know why he's saying this.
I'm sorry.
She needs a glitch out like Mitch McConnell
just to cover what he's saying.
Yeah.
Sorry, I was able to stroke.
And also I didn't want to tell you guys what nonsense
was pouring out of this guy.
Oh, Jesus. If you don't have a game plan, he may have a game plan. I was able to stroke and also I didn't want to tell you guys what nonsense was pouring out of this guy. Oh
Jesus if you don't have a game plan. He may have a game plan. He just hasn't shared it with me
But I tell you what I don't know about you, but I'm going to go to bed
That's that's horrible. We talked about we talked about at the conference overall, we talked about stability, we talked about making sure that the third world, excuse me, third world, the Southern Hemisphere had
access to change, had access.
It wasn't a confrontation at all.
You can't believe it.
Thank you everybody.
This ends the count. Press conference.
Everyone.
Oh my god.
Mr. Rogers, interstitial there in the air.
Yeah.
He's going to go.
So it's like changing to some more comfortable shoes,
but on a new sweater, everything's going to be fine.
I thought that was the music that ONA would use.
And they played the Hulk music when he's walking away.
I thought that was it.
Well, that is your job as the press secretary these days, though.
You have to say, ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if you heard.
Gampy got to go night night.
I repeat, Gampy's going night night, all right?
Well, in Biden's defense.
Wow.
It's very rude, you say, I have to go to bed now to then ask another question.
That's a very rude thing to do.
He's tired.
Jesus, that's disgusting.
No, since T.A.S. in game archive, two bucks says the Vietnamese PM called Biden speech
a national insult, by the way. Yes. I believe I haven't been this pissed off since you burned
our villages. This is actually much, much worse than the 60s and early 70s, according
to people in Vietnam. All right.
Oh, let's get Dick Cheney.
I haven't seen him in a minute.
Let's get him in on the action, because everyone hates Trump now.
Both the right and the left.
And our nation is 246 year history.
There has never been an individual who is a greater threat
to our republic than Donald Trump.
He tried to steal the last election using lies and violence
to keep himself in power after the voters had rejected him.
He is a coward.
A real man wouldn't lie to his supporters.
He lost his election and he lost big.
I know it, he knows it, and deep down,
I think most Republicans know it.
A real man shoots his friends in the face.
Yeah, Yeah.
That's how you know that a chaining knows somebody's dangerous.
He's like, is it more dangerous than me?
And the guy I shot in the face was literally my best friend, all right?
The irony is, this guy is literally more dangerous for America than just about anyone else.
This is the guy who was like, we got go into Iraq, we gotta go to Afghanistan.
We gotta, it's not,
Carl, you didn't be at the part where he said
a real man doesn't lie to his supporters.
Like, yeah, there's totally weapons of mass destruction.
Yeah, he said, real man doesn't lie.
It looks like he's also a real danger
driving around a farmer's market.
I wouldn't want to be there when the change is there. Yeah, I can't believe he's still alive. Oh, oh, this is goddamn. Yeah, I don't know.
He's gotta be in his at least mid 80s. Dang lizard, whose European based on the currency
that he gives us says, how can anyone consider running Biden and Trump again? This country
is fucked, Daniel. I don't know what to tell you. I can't believe it myself.
That's where we're at, though, somehow.
Why is Dick Cheney making a pro Trump ad?
I don't like Trump. I'll be voting for Trump. Thank you.
Oh, I did.
I cut off the end where it said I'm Donald Trump and I approve this.
I didn't think it was relevant. Oh, that was DDA-D8. I know that Christian gets upset.
We don't say his name.
So I don't want to do that to our friend DDA-D8 there
with the $2 super chat.
Thank you very much.
Anything that sounds like a Star Wars name,
I want to hear it.
All right.
So last week, we played what we determined was
AI Donald Trump calling into a news program.
And Trump is coming back to refute this.
So this is the Trump Rebuttal.
I didn't realize that Trump was watching our show
or that he had morphed into a floating potato.
Greetings, America.
Ah, okay.
It is me.
Just yesterday, I had finished an epic love-making session with my gorgeous beautiful wife,
Ivanka. Shortly after, completing Khoitus, she wanted more, but I was very busy. Extremely busy fighting indictments and of course trying
to win my seat back in the White House. Slowed out, Cardiff Jesus Christ.
Yeah. So there's no better way to cool off a woman's libido Then to force her to watch for these broadcasts. Oh, I just want to point out
999 you ain't one says dick tater very good
Whatever it's called that was that reading that was less awkward than this bit
I mean it goes out and out you want to keep sick with it? Oh, of course
Of course, yeah, I mean, you know, you don't want to you don't want to get the potato on your bad side. Yeah
Roll this shit
Talking about
media
traditional media
How could this not be the greatest show ever?
Oh, it's no, yo, remember the 90s.
That's true.
Anyway, that's not the interesting part.
Okay, good.
It's not.
The interesting part was these three losers.
Sit right here.
Played a clip of my groundbreaking historical interview
with Greg and Amanda on Real American's voice.
They made claims that this was a farcical interview.
It was not a farcical interview.
We're finally getting to the meat potatoes, isn't it, real?
It was most likely the greatest interview ever give you by anyone ever.
But as the left wing losers always like to do,
losing losers always like to do. When I win, they want to make it look like I lost. What? Thank you.
Trump 2024.
All right.
Well, there's a reason that I felt like we couldn't clip it.
I think he had some important message there.
I'll let the audience decide which one of the last two things he said was the important
one, but, uh, uh, vote on and, uh, vote on your low point of the show everyone at any
time.
Yeah, right.
I was, uh, I'm a huge fan of the potato.
I don't even know what Eric's talking about.
I appreciate him taking the time to put the Trump way back.
That's actually my favorite version of Cardiff's.
I was just a sad that he called all three of us losers.
What Eric Zane is definitely not a loser.
All right.
All right.
Oh my god.
I think I think Reddit would disagree, but sure.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Be while Bradley $5 is questioned.
Why did Dick Cheney shoot attorney Harry Winnington answer in retaliation for the big
small murder?
Ah, I don't know.
Wow, I don't get that one.
I'm sorry.
Didn't Wizard.
What's the start talking about?
Didn't Wizard, what do we get to the rap music with two euros? Who are these rappers gonna be Fridays at four on the who are these podcasts that work?
I can't tell if you're serious enough. I know I can tell none of you did it just like I was shit
He really doing that and that's a joke. No, I was I was like what the fuck didn't he ask me to get on that?
Yeah, that's actually sounds kind of fun. I think hip hop. I think Christian Blatt. That is true. Thank you
All right, that's what I've been working for for 30 years
Val with two bucks says get this Furby out of here. Okay, let's let Just you on these tattoos.
Well, before we get to our first clip,
I have to point out that this is a big day
for all of us in the WATB family.
When Carl and I first talked about this show,
he liked the idea, but I said,
as long as we can do like 80% clips from the view.
But those bitches went on vacation for the last month.
And just as our show is starting, but good news.
They are back.
However,
we'll be Goldberg doesn't want us to have any fun, does she?
No, definitely not.
Hey, in spite of everything you've heard,
and let me just make sure you all know that it's actually me.
Say it's me.
I am not. Oh, we got it. We got it. Who did you think we do? Do you think we thought it was,
Michael Jordan? Who else with the speed? I'll stand with the left hand.
That ain't good, I'm doing stuff. I'm not trying to change the outcome of the election. I just, I have COVID. I'm still
testing positive, apparently. I have to have a clear test before I can come back. So it might be
a couple of days, but, you know, I'm really thrilled to see the beautiful new desk. I'm really thrilled to see all the beautiful women.
You girls look great.
Yeah.
And uh, okay.
Yeah.
So I think I know why Wuppie is wearing a mask at home that she often pulls down, but
then puts back on.
It's because Wuppie is retarded.
Oh.
That's a better theory than the one I had.
What was your theory, Christian? Well, I was I was thinking that, you know, she didn't
want to get her furniture sick because, you know, she's got COVID. And clearly it's
a really bad bout of COVID because she said how beautiful the women on the view look right
now. And there's one of them that's like a five. But come on.
Cord wainer.
Is that Ted Danson?
It's a good guy.
It's a good guy.
Oh, it's good.
It's a good guy.
Dan wizard with other five year old.
Thank you, dang lizard.
I have never stalked and I've never been stalked and threatened by Cardiff.
So I think this Trump was great.
And in no way drawn out and boring.
Yeah, maybe we should be not be talking badly about.
You know what we say when a bit doesn't go well?
Cardiff's great.
Cardiff's bits are always great.
He loves Cardiff.
Very well written and executed.
And I don't know what you guys are doing,
but Cardiff did us a favor.
What we call a solid in show business. And I expect us to all be working for him by
this time next year.
I agree.
All of that.
Smoking it.
Smoking.
Okay.
Last week we highlighted Strike Force 5.
I got Strike Force 5 out very quickly.
I did a whole episode about it with Chrissy Mayor.
We did it out here.
I did it on the Drew and Mike show.
So I haven't revisited it since that but thankfully our friend Christian has and
Christian found that
This is 100% on brand for Jimmy Fowl and you saw the article come out that he's hung over and or drunk on the set of the tonight
Show and he's pissing off the staff and I believe they pre-recorded this because I think there's probably probably talked about this before
That came out.
And what have you been making besides hot dogs?
I mean, hot dogs are really, you could just boil those.
Yeah, that's true.
Have you ever tried, by the way, boiling hot dogs in beer?
Oh, yeah, sure.
No, I never have.
No, game changer.
It's great.
Work.
Kids love it.
I've made like a couple of things.
Yeah.
Well, I believe that clip will be played
at Jimmy Fallon Supreme Court confirmation hearing. I like beer. Well, do you notice how serious
he gets when he's talking about all the sudden? There's no jokes. He's just like, no,
no, guys, seriously, this is how you eat a hot dog with a beer. It's a game changer.
And after I heard the clip, I thought it was funny and I pulled it for the show and I am definitely planning on using beer the next time
I make hot dogs because now I need to try it. It's not a bad idea. So so if we turn on John the next time here
I'll be talking about making hot dogs by boiling beer
John would never boil beer. He's gonna drink at this
John would never boil beer. He's gonna drink it. I don't know what it was.
Wait for the beer.
Listen, I don't have that kind of body.
I can just be boiling beer over here.
All right. So I shall pay to hell, but not that well.
Now, last week we talked about the fact that I think it was Steven Colbert, who knew Jimmy Fallon show better than Jimmy Fallon knew his show.
And he was talking about a bit that he did with Robert De Niro.
It was his first episode ever.
And Jimmy Fallon's scratch is like, what did I do?
What was the bet?
He didn't remember it at all.
No recollection.
You would think any bet,
you know what the worst bit in the world which this is.
You would think if you're doing it with Robert De Niro
on your first ever talk show, you would remember that.
Well, Christian is tracked down.
And by the way, I watched this after we did the show,
because I wanted to see what this looked like there.
Yes.
I was so glad you shared it with us.
Yeah, so this is the space train.
We were talking about how after the interview
with Robert De Niro, they had to do a skit together.
And this is the space train bit that they did on the show.
In the not too distant future, a select group of the finest astronauts humanity has to offer bit that they did other show. There is space train.
Voice over sounds like Christian.
Here's my ticket, right?
Let me tell you something, right?
I ain't going to space because I don't fly, okay?
I would if I could, but I can't, so I won't.
Shut your mouth.
This train's about to blast off, and it's only got one stop. Outer space.
Space train!
I think before this episode, Jimmy had actually never had a drink in his life.
And I think this is why he started drinking and it's why he doesn't remember it.
I'm just wondering if Ben still saw this and what this comedic genius, Robert De Niro,
needs to be and meet the parents.
What happened to De Niro's character and Joker?
Right there, De Niro was wishing to happen to him in real life.
My question for you guys, what do you think that Colbert was trolling Fallon last week?
And now I'm handing you like this piece of shit because I don't know,
am I giving Steven Colbert too much credit?
And he actually thinks it's funny.
It's funny.
You say that because now that I watch the skit,
I'm wondering if you have any pretended to forget and Colbert was trolling him.
That actually makes more sense now. I'm wondering if Jimmy Fallon pretended to forget and Cole was trolling him.
That actually makes more sense now.
All right, this next one is from a show called The Talk.
And this is Jerry O'Connell.
He's married to a woman much, much older than he is.
Now, my wife is eight and a half years older than I am.
So I'm not impressed, but he sees me very impressed with himself.
My wife is approximately 14 months older than me.
Oh!
Oh!
That's nice.
And let me just say from experience, the older the berry, the tastier the jam.
Yeah!
Oh!
Yeah!
Wait a minute, that's because there's snow on the roof.
No mean there's no fire in the kitchen, baby.
Yeah.
You got a fan, baby.
So you just yell out wild.
OK.
And people just applaud that now.
If I just were like, the Blatt cats is an amazing podcast.
Yeah.
Hey, wait a minute.
Why does everybody dress like they're
on Sesame Street?
What the fuck's going on here?
By the way, Eric, I think I heard you throw up in your mouth.
Oh, I'm shot at that.
First of all, I've got an off put by how he looks.
There's something.
It's something's happened there that looks very weird to me.
He looks like a different celebrity in old different celebrity.
He doesn't look like what I remember.
He went, yeah, he went into the plastic surgeon with a picture of George Hamilton. 19, that one of those things. Like, can I, can I get that? But yeah, I think
the most important part of it is that, you know, the older woman in his life is Rebecca
Romaine, you know, 20 years from now, I'd fuck Rebecca Romaine. Come on. I know, wow,
you're really suffering. It's, It's really impressive. Oh, God.
All right.
So we have a sports package today.
And I will tell you that a lot of the sports package is just people saying the F word
on national television, which is always fun and funny.
Different efforts.
Different efforts.
Yes, that's a good point.
We got that one too.
All right, let's get into it. Home of the hourly triple play.
W-A-K-B-O-R-B-S
Sportscasters, just listen and find out who are these sportscasters.
Now, this first clip is not that. It's Terry Bradshaw, a guy who I despise. As a football
fan, this guy is a clown,
and he ruins football.
I do not watch Fox, I do not watch their broadcast
of anything because of this clown right here.
He fucks up this highlights.
This is gonna be like a half time thing, right?
We're in between games.
And he's just going through, like, you know,
they'll show like maybe two or three plays in a game
and then tell you what happened.
That's one day by the second year quarterbacks 2016.
Why do you have to do ownership over the car?
Carolina of the Panthers.
That's a rich for picking the draft this year for the chargers.
I mean, for the coach at quarterback watches last year's guy at the New Richardson.
But that's a handoff that ETN as he takes his 26 yards. Oh my god Jaguars. Good. I know I got it
I'm so proud of myself Jaguars 31 to 21 over the Indianapolis coast now. Where did that? I can those highlights
All over the place where that comes from
Sorry about that oh
You know what they say Carl the older the, the tastier the story like jelly. You can tell he's
talking to his technical director, which we can't hear, you
can hear all that shit. And it sounds like he put like a big
lot of big league chew it as well before he did this shit.
God damn. As I imagine, I hate Terry Bradshaw. I don't
think that was his fault. I have a feeling they totally
fucked up the telepropter for him on that one because he was setting up clips
that were not there. I could be a rock. Yeah, but he just thinks the cults look like the
chargers. I think that's that's been a regular thing. Him trying to get where Carolina is
and he's stumbling and bummer. North kill like the pants get jaguar cat what huh
All right, well, let's go to a competent broadcast. That'd be Pat McAfee and Pat
He made the move to ESPN right? He's their big hire. He sure did yeah, right? So
He's getting people pumped up for college football
I was chatting with a few members of the That's awesome and they don't know what to do with them. They have no idea what to do
with Pad McAfee.
I, yeah, but I think by week three, Lee Corso is going to be like, can we, can we put
McAfee out in the crowd? That's not have anymore of that.
I usually say this as a joke,
but this is why this guy makes the big box right here.
Yeah, that is impressive.
He does not give a fuck in that.
You got to have that guy in that,
that's what ESPN needs.
They laid off the whole company to pay that fucking guy
and it's gonna work out.
Yes, I agree.
Now, you guys, you know, Suzy Waldman, right?
The color commentator for the Yankees broadcast.
Yes, yes, I know who they are.
Well, do I ever?
Yes.
Of course, there's the very famous Roger Clemens
and the booth thing and that everyone knows about that.
Well, she dropped a fun little hot mic thing
that happened this week.
Did you hear about this?
Did not.
Okay. I actually can't believe I didn you hear about this? Did not. Okay.
I actually can't believe I didn't hear about this.
I was very excited.
My buddy Mike was a big Yankees fan.
I was over last night for the the bills game.
And he told me about it.
So I found it today.
Listen as they're coming out of break.
And the the mics were on a little earlier than she thought they'd be.
Right.
Oh, wait, this is the this is the full clip.
I'm zooming on it.
Hi, this is Kyle.
He got shioka. Listen to every Yankees game on the Odyssey app
My ears are center fielder Alex call to lead it on so I guess it wasn't a very exciting game
So I zoomed in just isolating her
God
God, this is boring. Oh, pretty good stuff.
Something tells me that's a drop that you might be using again at some point.
The Susan Walton, this is boring.
But the bar has been said so low for what the fuck?
Brennan, Marty Brennan, no, Marty Brennan.
Tom Brennan, Marty was his dad.
He's not Brennan, yes.
That's a great reference. That's true. She didn't use an F slur. So that was good. Yeah.
Yeah. It could have been worse. She's just bored with the game. It's not a fireable
fan. So last night, when they football, the bills are in New Jersey, which is where the
New Jersey Jets play. And the Jets fans were not happy at this point in the game. They didn't get happy or later, but not at this point.
Well, he had to move to the right side.
Here's one catch.
All for the middle and intercepted.
That's Milano.
And Matt Milano is going to draw a flag as he got in the face of Zach Wilson, but he gets
the interception the ninth of his career.
So I think what was happening here, I don't think the guy knew that the camera was on him.
I don't know.
Okay.
I think he was flicking off Matt Milano was probably dancing around in front of them.
They just happened to find the guy in the crowd who's flipping off the bills player at that
specific time.
I would hope that that clip comes back out though with the truck audio.
You know, we hear the director that go, all right, ready, camera three, take three.
All right. Oh my god. He's giving the figure. Take four.
Whoops.
Surprise.
By the end of the game, were you doing what that guy was doing?
Yes, I was. I was doing that to Josh Allen.
The fucking mill funner beat you guys. It's unbelievable. Okay
This is more fun from the crowd when you're in a stadium and it's being broadcast live on national television
You should always get any chant you can with cuss words in it because it's always hilarious
words in it because it's always hilarious.
Lot to sort out here.
Okay.
Do we even need to say about that? That's a shock.
Yeah.
Yeah. Shacken the Reds go.
Okay.
All right.
So that's our first F bomb in a series here.
Here's a coach being interviewed.
Told you it was game over. You did some 100 times on fucking on screen.
We'll do. Okay. There's some comedy in that, I guess.
Eric, you've been on the radio a long time. You ever drop an fbum by mistake?
Yeah, but we would always dump it. You know, we always had the benefit of that. I've never
understood why TV doesn't, because they can bring in that type of technology. It's not
that, it's that it's, it's there. Use it. You wouldn't want to put Arizona, Mississippi
state on delay. You want to make sure that everybody catches it as it happens, Eric. There's
no time for delay there. The only reason I like that clip is they look on his face usually you know and maybe
some of the other ones we see they just kind of power through it but at least he has some
remorse. I would enjoy the MTV video awards when the hip hop artists get up there and they
always hit the dump button but it's after it's like motherfucker fuck and then you fucking
bitch motherfucker. Oh my god. That's the point point of this you're missing every swear with us sir
All right, let's oh this is a fun one
I'm here with Charles right key Charles how good it feel to get to first Jesse bickers
And so fuck all you fangus something the fucking trial
fuck all you fangus of the fucking froward come down here and get some we pussy ass bitch
you
ladies and gentlemen give him a tall drag
I mean he filled out his swearing bingo card
so you know I have to tip my head to wreck you
I mean when the when the tamous thing is fuck you
you pussy ass bitch
yeah
he does as the iron chic
have I seen someone taunting the audience pulled off so well?
Oh, that was great.
I love that guy.
That was fucking great.
Yes.
Now, it's worse though when you're actually in an interview situation.
This guy just got done fighting some wildies fired up.
But when you're not fighting someone, you think you'd be able to keep your composer a
little bit better.
It is what it says on the 10th, the bottle of the bonus motherfucker on the planet.
Frontish and gone.
Oversus the tipsy king.
Come on.
The gypsy king.
I love that guy too.
I think Stephen A Smith is just glad he didn't call him skip.
So he doesn't really care.
That's fine.
He's for he didn't seem to even flinch on that one to see his life.
Yeah.
Is anyone paying attention?
I even heard the letters FCC since I've been saying it lately.
No one even talks about this anymore.
Is anyone even care?
Isn't that remarkable?
It is.
It's like Howard Usher to Din.
And as soon as he was gone, that was it.
It was the biggest thing in broadcasting after the nip slip
by Janet Jackson and no one ever talks about it ever again now. I guess it's because you can go
on social media and see diarrhea on a plane. So they're like, okay, well, I don't care.
Besides, it's much more effective to just call on sponsors. And then, you know, I have to do
as say one thing and then everybody abandoned shit because they're all pussy's that's a that's a very good point
We just got this in from general ocean wolf tokey world order
T w o
Slash tokey tail of that curl equals best burger in the biz T w o is just too sweet
Thank you very much
I can't wait to hang out with Tookie in Detroit.
That's gonna be a lot of fun.
All your friends are gonna be there in Detroit, Carl, aren't they?
Everybody that's your friend.
It says me in blinds.
I appreciate, oh, that's right, you're not gonna be there.
There's Mike.
Yeah, yeah.
You and Lorenzo are all of both no invite.
Unfortunately, no, my car.
All right, the way we like to wrap up the show is with the best moments in the broadcasting
history, the Hall of Fame moments for broadcasting.
Might have happened a long, long time ago, but let's discuss with Carl and Christian,
who are these moments in broadcasting history.
Yeah, now, as we close out the show, I think it's important that we remember one of the greatest
tragedies of our lifetime, the anniversary of which has come up since our previous episode.
Right. I know Karl, Eric, and myself, we all remember where we were that day. The day that lives in infamy, 9793, the
debut of the Chevy Chase show. And I, I assume you guys love Chevy Chase in the 80s who didn't.
And I was like, oh, he's so funny in movies. He's going to be great on TV. I don't think
I was right though. I think I might have been wrong. So this is the very first episode of
Chevy Chase show. This is the cold open.
And it really gives you a peak of the
whole area that's going to ensue.
What's the matter, senior Luigi?
You look a little nervous.
I'm very nervous.
Have you had anything to eat today?
No.
First night opening night jitters, huh?
Yeah.
Well, you know, you really should eat something.
Are you feverish?
I don't think so. Well, let's check
Let's see here
You know a little bit warm. I think what you need is some to eat. No, I don't want to eat my stomach to do nervous
I
Think what you need is a good tongue sandwich
Okay, it Okay. It, um, I remember watching that.
I was, uh, I was excited for the show and, uh, I was like, what the fuck was that?
It doesn't get better.
Uh, the first episode is out there for everybody to watch.
It really does start that way.
And that's, I'd say that's probably the high point.
There is a 1993.
We have to surround ourselves
with the context of the time. So I'm kind of searching my brain trying to put myself into the
spot of why that would be funny. And I find nothing. Letterman CBS show started the week before
this. And you know, those episodes also can be found. I don't want to go out on a limb with a hot take, but it's better.
So Letterman's first week is definitely better.
Consider zero zero.
This is exactly what I was thinking.
So self-parking stuff, so other guys have seen it.
Where Cartman has Jennifer Lopez as his hand is Jennifer Lopez with the taco-favored
Keeces.
I wonder if that was taken.
I want to ask, if I get to ever sit down with Matt and Tray, that'll be the one question I want to ask.
Did you guys take that from the Chevy J show?
So, all right, we got one more from Chevy Chase.
And this is a pre-taped bit from the first episode
of his show.
Anything you want to set up here, Christian?
No, I mean, I think that it's going to speak for itself,
unfortunately, and as you watch it, I think it's an important footnote that this bit was so
beloved by maybe just Chevy. They used it again in its entirety two nights later on the third show.
So get ready to laugh because Chevy definitely has some good stuff working here in this pre-tapet.
Hey, quick, quick meeting, Eric, you and me. Do you know how I said you want to set this up?
Christian and he said no, and then proceeded to set up the bed. Did you catch that?
Yes, I did. We should talk to him after the show about this.
He did a good job. Come on, now give him a break.
No, no, no, I was pretty sure that no meant yes.
Isn't that what I should be teaching my kids?
Christian, are you in this meeting?
I was talking to Ariel.
No, I thought that this was a Detroit meeting.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
It's a fear in my friend that I like to hang out
with in real life, but no worries.
No, no.
Come on.
You know, I love music.
I love the sing and I love to make a fool of myself.
Watch the monitors.
Roll it, Steve. I'm always wearing a brown, big brown, my gal, answer me down Then we met and do the bad I do from the birth
You were my mom, good time for the old Ray, blah, blah
Hey baby
I'm gonna tell you about your love and then you kiss me
and you're hoping to just sweet to the love with your baby
I want me to tell you a prayer, pray your crumbles about
Could you tell me really, really, really, really, really,
that's probably got a kind of stretch on me.
It's moving, it's moving.
I'll be back in one form with these. So I'll go like a baby, now, you guys get why it's funny, right?
Because they're all chubby.
All three are chubby.
And the chubby on the left is annoyed with the chubby in the middle, which makes no
kid showing off.
Right?
Well, the chubby with the sunglasses on is the one that I think neither the other
chevls like.
I just want you to know that, uh, everything that I watched 22 years ago yesterday, it was
more enjoyable than this.
Yes, that was definitely a tragedy. So you know, this reminded me of what I saw this. So it's
Chevy's showing off that he can sing or whatever he's showing off here. Yeah. And it reminds me of
Joe Piscopal singing Kimberly. Are you familiar with this song?
Is it it's from his special? Is it his HBO special where he like plays the drums or I'm
I'm vaguely remembering this. Yeah, you know what?
I'm gonna bring it for next week. I think we should add with that for next week because
Joe Pisco comes out. He's doing his comedy show and you know,
Joe Pisco blow has so many different talents. He just can't contain himself.
And he says, all right. Now guys, I want you to know. I love my fiancee.
I wrote a song for her. My mom loves it when I sing, so can you guys bear with me?
And I'm just gonna do a serious number.
There's no jokes.
And people are like, oh, the thing the joke is gonna do
is no jokes, yeah, I can believe that.
Not sure what I'm talking about.
But yeah, we should check that out probably next week.
Okay, it is embarrassing when people feel the need
to show off their tails.
Branch out, you know?
Stretch my legs a little, show what I can do. It's like the isot out, you know, stretch my legs a little show, but I can do I
it's like the isotope, you know. Hey, somewhere, uh, blind Mike is kicking something because he was
probably about to do the why you laughing, Joe Piscopo episode. So now we're, uh, we're gonna snipe him
on that. But, um, yeah, exactly. Uh, but, uh, if I could work in a shameless plug at this very moment, if you guys enjoyed
this walk down Chevy Chase Boulevard and also because I know there's no live WATP episode
tomorrow, tune in tomorrow at 5 p.m. Eastern to Pacific for a special episode of the black
cast where we will be having the Chevy Chase show 30th anniversary special
friend of WATP Liam McEnany will be there and my buddy Tom Kelly who legitimately has had
Dean Obadal on his podcast. You can find that BLA DT C-A-S-T on YouTube and wherever you find
your audio podcasts. Eric let's have a meeting real quick. Yeah please please. Did you know
it was what just happened here? So we didn't know that this was all just a big plug for Chris.
No, no, no, basically 15 minutes of the Christian Blatt show.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm not cool with that.
I don't know how you feel about it.
I'm third wheel.
I'm third wheel.
I can't say guys, I'm cool with it.
I think it's great.
I will talk to you afterwards.
We'll talk about this after the fact after Detroit.
So you guys will loot me and after Detroit.
Guys, we got a voicemail.
If you want to call into the show,
you can find our voicemail number at whoarethese.com.
And this is referring to the fact that we were talking about
how much, well, we were talking about the fact
that there were some people to just pee anywhere
at Burning Man.
And I was talking about how I wish
that we could do that before a bills game.
Because the lines for the Portageants get very long.
Carl Hamburger hates it when people shit at work.
Love is pissing and parking lots so that everyone in front of them on a downward slope
can just fucking, I guess, step in it.
Get your priorities straight, man.
What the fuck? Guys, I feel like that's a pretty consistent stance.
P in the parking lot, don't shit at work. Does a my crazy?
Is that being a no or not understand the difference between number one and number two?
Right.
Yeah. And he's making it sound like you pissed 500 gallons.
Wow.
I do drink a lot of beer before a bills game.
Eric.
So it is possible.
There's a lot.
You might want to wear your capri pants if you're walking
through that parking lots.
Okay.
Fair enough.
It's not a, it's not a flip-flops event.
It's not.
Yeah.
Don't worry.
It's not up to me.
It's not an open toe kind of thing.
All right, guys, this has been a lot of fun.
Eric Zane from the Eric Zane show podcast.
Where could people find you, my friend?
Well, wherever you download shows, Eric Zane show podcast.
I'm also on Twitch, just search Eric Zane live.
All one word on Twitch and you will find me.
I do it every day, Monday through Friday, a free show. Excellent. And Christian, we're already done with your plugs. So we'll move on to me
and I'm kidding. So I'm ready to start off on Monday. All right. Yeah, I'll be
getting some Monday day football. Really good stuff. But he was going to come over to my house
after he got done broadcasting last night because you know, my friends over watching the bills game
and then he decided not to. And then I bet he was wishing that he was here
so he could be laughing at all of us.
He kind of fucked that up.
Christian, you're doing the podcast
tomorrow at 5 p.m. Eastern Time, too Pacific.
Yes.
People should check that out.
There's so many more clips from just that first episode
of the Chevy Chase show.
And we'll take the time
to play more of them because I felt like we had to stop it too for the show. Yes. I
appreciate that. Nelson's T. S. in Game Archive with two bucks says, what's worse than 9-11?
John's 9-11 stream. Skull. I didn't want to. I had a lot of fun with that stream yesterday,
actually. Oh, that's right. Yeah. We played about your clips on the bonus show. If you want to see week broke down, John's amazing story arc of a weekend on the Who Are
These Podcasts Patreon producer Chris and myself did that yesterday.
You can watch the video.
You can listen to the audio that I put out this morning.
And it went from John trying to do it.
tribute to Sam Kinnesson on Thursday that failed miserably to
Fireing DG from his show to then crying on his show
Because D what's his name Dean of a Badalia? In Abadala. Yeah, I could never remember his name
I don't know what he is, but he's so important to John that the guy won't get back to John and DM
So John cried on his show about it and blamed everyone but himself for it.
Oh no.
If you knew Dean,
you wouldn't cry that he wasn't getting back to you,
but that's another story.
It's insane.
The guy is really,
and then today he's back in rare form,
mother fucking Kevin Brennan and me,
the dudes payer and everything else.
He went off on this whole thing
right before we started the show
about how he doesn't care about the trolls because Kevin Brennan was going, Do's, payer, and everything else. He went off on this whole thing right before we started the show
about how he doesn't care about the trolls.
Because Kevin Brennan was going,
why are you posting photos of you and your girlfriend
with her kids?
If you don't want people trolling you,
you shouldn't do that, and you're like,
you think I care about the trolls?
Okay, you were just crying on your show.
I'm sad about it.
About the trolls ruining your life.
And now, anyway, you can check that out on patreon.com slash.
Who are these podcasts?
And of course, go to whoarethese.com. And we anyway, you can check that out on patreon.com slash who are these podcasts and of course
go to who are these calm.
And we'll get this in its own feed.
I should work on that tomorrow, maybe.
Oh, that was a big point of consternation with those twats on Reddit.
Oh, shit.
I hope I hope it never gets its own feed.
Just.
Oh, yeah.
But I understand why you should, you know, separate, but equal as they
said, they were so hurt. They were, it was like a therapy session. Oh, no, I just can't
wait to figure out who they hate more. Eric or me. Right now, I think I'm in the lead.
So, I don't know. Well, they didn't see this episode yet. All right. Well, I didn't realize
what was going on. Maybe the next episode, we'll just go through and read every single one
of those comments and have a little discussion about what little meetings
About the comments that are coming in I tell you what if I don't ever earn a penny from us from anybody listening to my show
It doesn't matter because I'm getting so much joy at reading people wishing that I die
Yeah, I read it's a pretty fun place. That's for sure. Oh shit. All right, Chris. You got a fun sign off for us today
Yeah
Let's let's remember that every mic is a hot mic unless Chevy Chase is talking into it.
Yes.
For these broadcasts of doing the word for people, the mainstream media makes tremendous
mistakes.
Let's find out.
Oh, come on.
It's no joke.
We are doing it.
We are having fun.
For these broadcasters are making sure you get the narrative.
For our Christian, both are doing the tremendous job,
probably the best job anyone has ever done.
Lots of people are saying that the best broadcast there ever was
for these broadcasters is on your side to observe and report.
For these broadcasters, with Carl and Christian,
you know folks, it's really no different than a police officer running to the scene of a crime
or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what they do.