Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 100 - Mr Sunday Movies, Mish Wittrup, Dave Warneke and Suren Jayemanne

Episode Date: August 12, 2024

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode was recorded live at Comedy Republic in Melbourne and features guests Mr Sunday Movies (Weekly Planet), Mish Wittrup (Mish and Zach's Leguizamarama), Dave Warneke (Do Go On) and Suren Jayemanne (Good Tucker)!Follow on socials to see video clips of the shows @WhoKnewItPodMatt's website: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's stand up special FREE on YouTube: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith and Logo by @muzdoodles! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome to Who Knew It with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers the 100th who can believe it. I'm the titular Matt Stewart and my co-host slash scorer tonight is host of Good Tucker on SBS at Seren Jai Manna. Welcome Seren, thanks so much for being here. Oh, what a pleasure, what a treat. Now Seren, do you want to introduce our guests? Yeah, I do. I'll just read off the script I didn't know you have. There's not a single word I say on this show that isn't written down. I can see now. Okay, so our first guest tonight is a nine-time winner of the quiz.

Kenny rounded out to ten times tonight. This is a well-written script. It's a host of Do Go On and Bookcheat. Please give it up for Dave Waterkin. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

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Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! This will make it an even 10% if you get it up Finally something worth fighting for okay? Okay, and our second guest this week is a first-time contestant But a heavyweight in terms of pointing out things you may have missed in superhero movies. I don't do that anymore It's James Clement a heavyweight in terms of pointing out things you may have missed in superhero movies. I don't do that anymore. I've evolved. It's James Clement, aka Mr. Slaver. Thank you for having me, Matt. I'm filling in for Ben Russell, who I didn't ask. He's okay?

He is okay. He got a better offer. In all seriousness, I looked on his Instagram today and he's just at a nice restaurant eating a steak. He's like he literally posted it because it's like the best steak I've ever had. So not even a paid gig, just a good meal. No. But that to be, that is a better offer than watching Dave get it up. I disagree. Well, I think everyone in this full room disagrees as well, Dave. Show us what you got. I don't know why any of you are here because on the way here, I was walking up Burke Street and I looked over and there's a crowd had gathered. I thought it was a busker, but no, everyone had gathered to watch a seagull try and eat an entire zingerburger.

He was pecking at it, people were cheering, he was fucking awesome. You found the new pizza rat, that's incredible. Dave, you know I tried to book that seagull tonight, but I'm, I said it had a better offer. Had to get James instead. And our third and final guest for today, it is obviously three week, three time champion, it's Big Wet, herself, Fish Richard! I do have a name! It's Big Wet. Alright, hello.

Ah, the People's Champ. Hey, good to be here. I was just 10 seconds before walking on, I said to Matt, I'm like, of all in my 35 years of life, there are so many opportunities I could have had for a nickname to stick. And for some reason this fucking podcast, I'm walking around people and yelling Big Wet at me. Also we found out before the show you're not even the only Big Wet. No there's a famous Big Wet, a singer. Wow. And we were here and they were like, there's actually a real big wet. I'm like, oh, get out of town. They're like, yeah, she's so talented.

I'm like, that's great. And they're like, and she's really funny. And I'm like, I'm sure she's really pretty too. Okay. I don't know what they meant by a real big wet. There's nothing more real than you. Than this big wet right here. All right, should we get stuck into the show?

All right, the way the show went, is this still here? Go on. Scripted. Sorry, I flicked over to the Olympics for a bit. Anyway... How you do this, I'm not gonna do it. Okay, alright, the way the show works is I, being Matt, will ask a relatively obscure question and our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I, being Matt, will ask a relatively obscure question and our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer.

I, being Matt, will then read their answers as well as the real one and they have to guess which one is correct. Does that sound right? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. You can't ask James, he's never played before. I don't know. So I've picked seven of the juiciest questions.

You know like the Simpsons when they made the movie, they were holding back their best jokes for 10 years. I've done the same thing here. Since episode one I've kept the seven best questions aside. Is there gonna be a question about Bart's dick? Well not anymore. Not if you know the answer. All right, the first question comes from maybe the most prolific of all the question writers

on this show, Jim Bates from Sackets Harbor in New York. And Jim's question is, what does Coro mean? What does Coro mean? I fucking hate party games I just realized. This isn't a party game James this is a serious game. Sorry yeah it's a real podcast show I know. I'm sorry I'm not pointing out mistakes in Deadpool 3. That's a flawless movie. Actually, the helmet actually has two colors, not three in real life. While they're writing their answers, I'll explain how the scoring works.

Anyone not been or, well, probably most of you haven't been to a show, but have you, many of you not know this show or heard of it, apart from James Mr. Sunder movies. Everyone here is a big fan, is that what you're saying? I actually really needed that. Well anyway, for the people at home, this is how it works. You get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant, and another point if you correctly guess the answer. the way I'm also playing is the house oh my god that's the most love the house has ever gotten that's beautiful and I mean

that you know at home or what um so it's meant to be, but it was just sad, wasn't it? I'm loved wherever I go, actually. People love the house. I'll put in two of my own fake answers for each question with the help of the question writers. I get a point for each one of those that I guess choose. And that's what I think of the house, you're all in the house. The house, I'm not just the house, you're all the house. Where the house, there the house. House has lost all meaning.

Say house enough and I don't know where I live anymore. So anyway, each of us can score up to three points per round. It seems fair, but the probability actually favors me, the house, and the house always wins. Although often doesn't as well, but... Big wets, and the house always wins. Although, often doesn't as well, but. Big Wets beating the house. Yeah. I've been to the house nine times.

So, Matt, I have to mention, I think I've been on more than any other person as well, so I've lost probably more than any other person. You've been on nearly 25 times. Damn, damn. Whereas Big Wets, three out of six. Big Wet will go into more than. Oh shit, you have 50%. Yeah, well, it should Wet's three out of six. Big Wet will go into more than... Oh shit, you're 50%.

Yeah, well it should have been four out of six, but Zach fucked me real bad. And that put you off your game. Oh, it put me... Oh! Oh, Big Wet is never off her game. I'm saying that that was a rigged game and we should continue.

Anyway our questions come from our great patreon supporters. If you want to submit a question sign up on any level via patreon.com slash do go on pod linked in the show notes. Any patrons in tonight? All of you who didn't woo then. Thanks for coming anyway actually really appreciate it so Saran they've got the question the answers are in answers are in all right so here's a question I'm Saran angle the laptop away from me as if I was looking yeah usually something like a plasma screen and I'm like oh yeah and still I've lost 16 times I genuinely know in all seriousness. I am

Irrationally a bit pissy with you for winning night time Yeah, I mean me too. I famously never win I've never beat the house, but I do own a house. So fuck you You actually you beat your only win was against the smartest girl I've ever had on the show. Oh yeah, David Astle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty cool.

It makes no sense. All right, the answers are in for question number one. What does Coro mean? To dance in a way that's upsetting to the human eye. Animals love it. A dance performed by women in carnivals and fairs that is marked by a sinuous and often suggestive twisting and shaking. Jesus Christ. A delusional disorder in which an individual... Lost control of that one. We'll edit it out. No one will ever know.

Connor, trim that bit out. Connor was gonna try to fly over, he couldn't. Aww. Connor seems fake. You bring up Connor so much and yet I've never seen Connor. No, Connor's real. Connor's real. We're just finding out that this house has a basement.

LAUGHTER The tuna's real. We're just finding out that this house has a basement. So option three, a delusional disorder in which an individual believes that their sex organs are shrinking and will disappear. A toasted sandwich from Samoa where the cheese is on the outside. It is dipped in a green onion oil and served with chili. Oh my god, that sounds so good. Oh my god I would have ditched this show for one of those. Oh imagine what a seagull would do with that. I think Dave's getting ten out of ten. Loves a bird, Dave. The Australian term for the coronation of the King or Queen of England. No, that's good.

The actor falling off a roof, but landing and being unexpectedly fine, sometimes improved. Sort of like a Santa Claus. No, Santa Claus died in the Santa Claus. Yeah, it was the opposite of that. He was not improved. No, no, no. He was Sim Elan. Yeah, that's right opposite of that. He was not improved. No, no, no.

He was Tim Allen. Yeah, that's right. Now James, can you tell us some of the things we may have missed from that movie? Sure. I mean, Tim Allen is a great bloke. If anybody missed any of that, he's got some really good opinions and you should all look them up. And a really, really heavy guitar. It's full of cocaine. That's a story. He got done at an airport for storing cocaine in his guitar. Yeah.

Yeah. That's all I know about you. Well finally, the act of telling someone you got a better offer in order to get out of doing their podcast. When you really just wanted to eat a nice big steak. Now I should say that Seren is also putting in an answer. Ah, okay. See if you can spot it. All right, Big Wet, you want to go first? Yeah.

Yes, I do. Instinctually, the steak one, no, no. I reckon I'm going towards the sexy dance. Can you say the word again? Which one? The question. Oh, Corot Corot I think it's the sexy dance that's what I'm kind of leaning towards does anyone just you don't poke a face me is anyone in here know what it is like know the answer okay cool don't say if you

do just like you're all in the house yeah you do you do? Yeah. OK, cool. Yeah, I'm going to go with the sexy dance. It just seems the most rousing. Yeah. Oh, rousing. Too right. I'm suspicious that there's two dancing ones, so I'm going to steer away from that. There was one about a sandwich.

Is that right? Yes. Oh my god. And there's also one about genital shrinking. I mean that one felt very relatable but I am going to go to the sandwich. That weird sandwich because it just sounds incredible to be honest. It does sound so good. And I just want it to be real. So yeah.

That leaves only you Dave. I'm also tempted by the sandwich. We're all a bit tempted by the sandwich. Well let's make things interesting. I'm going to go for the genitals one. Okay. All right. Listen, at home Dave just gave the thumbs up to someone in the audience. They'd done four coughs. I think that was the fourth one, was it?

All right, let's go through who wrote the answers. To dance in a way that's upsetting to the human eye, that was James. Thanks. Good, is it possible for you to show us what that was? Absolutely not, no. Not in these shoes. The act of telling someone you got a better offer in order to get a steak, that was Saran. What?

God. I mean, it was me writing the answer, but not me doing it today. That's true. That's not called a coro, that's called a Ben Russell. A burro. He's actually doing Will Anderson's podcast. Oh, that is a better offer. Wait, which one?

I don't know which. Some are better than others is what I'm saying. You don't want it to be one of his B tier podcasts. You want the main one. But he said he put me on the wrong date. And I said, yeah. Oh, I'm sure he did. Oh yeah, he did now.

But he was, he's like, I'll ditch it if you want me to. And I said, no, no, you don't have to ditch it, but you do have to plug who knew it on Will Anderson's podcast. Yeah, clever, clever. Nice. And he promised he would mention it a lot. So. The act of falling off a roof,

but landing and being unexpectedly fine, sometimes improved. Don't worry about the fact I said some of those words wrong. That was Dave. The Australian term, geez I did not like that Dave. I'm sorry. The Australian term for the coronation of the King or Queen of England. That was the house. Yeah that was the one.

Bit of fun. A dance performed by women in carnivals and fairs, suggestive, twisting and shaking. I believe that's the one that you went for, James? Or Mish? Mish went for that one. That was actually Jim from Sackets Harbour. Well done, Jim.

A.K.A. The House. Who are you clapping for? Do you guys hate Jim? James, you actually went for the sandwich. Oh my god I want this sandwich but unfortunately that is from the mind of Big Wet. It's so good. She knows her toasted sandwiches my man. I know how to use food as a distraction. That was incredible. How good did that sound?

Unbelievable. That's not a real sandwich though. Just a puck. What the fuck is that? This sucks for two reasons. It's real in here and in here. Cheese on the outside? What were we thinking?

Dipped in green onion oil and served with chilli. Oh my god. I'd be happy to eat anything. Well guys, do you know what happened there? Was I panicked. And I wrote it dipped in green chilli oil cause that sounded yummy and I'm like, that's not, like, Samoa, no, I don't see a lot of green chilli

through there. So I quickly reversed the word, sent it through and got a point. Oh my god. I want it, I think somewhat, if anyone listening at home can put that together, send us a photo. Oh, I'd love that. It's the big wet.

It's the big wet. Yeah. It is the big wet. that. It's the big wet. It's the big wet. It is the big wet. It's an incredible sandwich. If you think about it though logistically it's really oily. Yes it is. Yes it makes sense. And that means Dave is correct it's a delusional disorder. Oh my god. Believing the sex organs will shrink and disappear. Takes one to no one, okay. Dave's gonna get it up and it's gonna disappear. He's in the process of doing a reverse co-ru right now. Isn't it funny though that the fear of genital shrinking is usually just reserved for those with a penis? I've never been worried that my vagina's gonna shrink. That's just never crossed my mind.

My god, what happens if one day my vagina gets itty bitty? Okay. You guys can all relate. Yeah, cool. Alright, question number two comes from another prolific question writer, Kayla Hodquits from Lemoyne in Maine and the question is, which of these are real species of bird? So we've just got to come up with a species of bird. Am I right in thinking this is one of the more popular styles of questions? People love the... for the listeners at home there was a lot of nods there. It sounded

like they were all just ignoring me. At home you're probably picturing them all just looking the other way going I don't know. I think he's talking to you, but they were looking me dead in the eyes and nodding furiously. So, Anne, do you want me to tell you and maybe the audience as well about Koro while they're writing their answers? Jim writes, Koro is a culture-bound delusional disorder in which individuals have an overpowering belief that their sex organs are retracting and will disappear despite the lack of any true longstanding changes to the genitals. So it's a delusion. Corro is also known as shrinking penis

and was listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. The syndrome occurs worldwide and mass hysteria of genital shrinkage anxiety has a history in Africa, Asia and Europe. In the United States and Europe, the syndrome is commonly known as genital retraction syndrome. You notice it doesn't happen in Australia. People just don't talk about it, but it's a real issue, I've heard. The condition can be diagnosed through psychological assessment along with physical examination

to rule out genuine disorders. What are you worried about? This thing's fucking huge. What's the problem? I'd kill for this. You'd feel so ridiculous afterwards, like a series of tests and measurements and just at the end you're like what am I doing? Does it still piss? Yes. What else do you use them for?

The word was borrowed from the Malay. Malay? Malay? Malaysia? Malay? The word was borrowed from Malayay, Malay? Malay, Malaysia, Malay. The word was borrowed from Malay and means the head of a turtle, referring to how it looks when they retract their heads into their shells. Isn't that beautiful? What a beautiful use of language. All right, the answers are in for question number two.

Which of these is a real species of bird? Chunky Chickadee, the brass-tailed booby foot, the disgusting whizzler, wind fucker, Dwayne Russell, brush-tailed tarot or Coro Bird more commonly known as the shrinking tit. I think it's your first crackier James what are you thinking? God I forgot most of those can you quickly read these through and then edit them out? Look the people at home are probably thinking the exact same. Oh thank goodness. What do you call it in a movie when there's a character who's like the person?

Hey man, I'm not just movies. I'm a person. I've got a family. Do they all call you Mr. Sunnys? Yes. One of your kids one day will say, hey, Mr. Sunday's is my dad. You can call me. So you've got Chunky Chickadee, the Bras-Tailed Rubyfoot, the Disgusting Whizzler, Windfucker,

Dwayne Russell, Brush-Tailed Tarot, or Corrobird. This isn't right, but I like the idea of that disgusting one, because it's not going to be something like standard, I feel. So the disgusting something one. Disgusting whizzler. Thank you, yes. Hey, you're welcome. What do you think, Dave? I'm going to go with chunky chickadee.

Ooh. Please. You can picture it, right? Yeah. And what does it look like? Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm looking at it right now. It looks like a bird that swallowed a zinger burger in one go. And it's beautiful. And yet still managed to make it here on time.

That just leaves you big wet. Yeah. Oh well there's the sensible answer. The wind fucker is so funny. And whoever came up with that deserves the point for a bird called a wind fucker but I am leaning towards the tarot one the brush tarot boring big word so boring you were loving my shit when I was talking about vaginas. But as soon as she wants to play the game, oh, um, nah, fuck it, I'm going with Tarot. Okay. I was wondering that Pigrew pressure might've... No, no, she's her own person, Pigwet.

Yeah. The Pigwet is surprisingly solid. Wait, no, I'm gonna go with Windfucker. No, I'm not. I'll go tarot. Go with your heart. Go with your heart. Well my heart wants to fuck the wind. You gotta go with your heart. I'll go with wind fucker.

This is cool. Piggery pressure works. Alright, here's who wrote the answers. Corro Bird, more commonly known as the shrinking tit, that was Saran. Very funny. I will say I do know a tit is not a genital anyway. Doth protest too much though. The brass-tailed booby foot, that was Mish. Thank you. Nice work. Dwayne Russell, that was the house Played some games for Geelong

He's now he does the afternoon slot on SEN If you call you will get on That's a Dwayne Russell promise. Oh, Brush-Tailed Tarot. Jeez, Mish was so close to going to that, which would have broken the heart of James. God damn it, guys. I'm so sorry. He's been...

She has it out for us. I feel... It seems that way. You've been screwed by the front row there. I had a dream like that one. by the front row there. I had a dream like that. We do call the front row splash zone when big wets in. There are, they are wearing the,

people at home won't know, but they're all wearing ponchos. Chunky chickadee, Dave went for that, but that was actually Kayla Hodquitz, AKA The House. Beaten by the best. The Disgusting Whizzler, which James went for, that was Dave.

Sorry. Meaning Mish, change to the correct answer, Winfucker. Oh! Oh! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm so sorry!

I'm such a bitch! Did you know? I'm such a little bitch! Yeah, but she didn't know! She didn't know! We knew! Okay, that means we move on to question three. Let me know if you ever have a

scribe date you want to give us, Saren, but no pressure. Time is money. Luke, Luke is, it's not me, I'd love this to go all day, but Luke, who's running the show on here, Luke, is it true that we've gotta be out on the hour? Is that right? Yeah, sure. I said before the show I'm gonna make you the villain,

and he has not committed to that. All right, question three. show I'm gonna make you the villain and he has not committed to that. Alright question three this one comes from Patrick J early from Bendigo you in tonight Patrick? Yeah! Patrick's question is what is the name of track 12 on the 1963 country album, ooh that's corny, by Homer and Jethro? So you've just got to come up with a bit of a wacky country tune title and while you're writing those I'll let the audience know a bit more about the Windfucker. According to Cyanac, I'm confident that's not how it's pronounced, also known as a fuckwind.

It's more, actually now more commonly known as a Falcon orchestral. First... Got a bit of a, yeah, I think it, normally you upgrade in names, but it went the wrong way. First recorded use of the word was in 1599, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, and this is, I'll read it as it's spelled, because it's in old timey spellings. The Kistrils, or wind fuckers, that filling themselves with wind, fly against the wind evermore.

They were, they were believed to engorge themselves with air to stay aloft and so were occasionally also called wind suckers. But they're the ones that they just sort of stay pretty still in the air, because they're fucking the wound. And you gotta stay still I've been told. It's the movement that's a sin right? Is that right? Am I remembering that right?

Have you heard of this thing? Soaking yeah. We've all done it. I've just learnt what's... Anyone ever soaked in big wet? You don't have to answer that. You don't have to answer that. No, I knew nearly when I finished...

You don't know who soaked in me! Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No, but I apologise for that. It's okay. I've discovered what soaking was this year, not by participating, but by reading about it. Oh, my god, imagine if you found out in the moment. I think we're soaking. And it absolutely blew my mind. Like if you don't know what soaking is, go and look it up.

It's fascinating. But it's like, it's beautiful, it's religious, it's something that you should all look into. Is that right? Yes. It's the Mormons? religious, it's something that you should all look into. Is that right? It's the Mormons? I don't, it's the people who, like stop, wait. It's the people who don't have sex before marriage, but if you stick it in and like don't move

and your mate shakes your mattress for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well they can push. That's what soaking is. Yeah, they can push down and you're like CPR. Yeah. Yeah.

What a good friend. Imagine being close enough. I have a lot of friends and not one of them would I feel comfortable asking them to do that. You don't have to be really tight with someone to be like could you like push my dick in? Here Vinay, here Vinay. I feel like it's reciprocal, like it's something you agree on, like you know it's a bit of Alright. Here of your name. Here of your name. I feel like it's reciprocal, like it's something you agree on, like you know, it's a bit of, you know.

Who starts that conversation? That's a great question. I always think that when you see people who like- I think it starts like this, hey, so have you heard of soaking? No, but I always think that like when you see like two people rob a bank, who pitched that? Like, you've got to be rob a bank, who pitched that? You've got to be really brave that the other person's not like,

whoa, man, I'm not up for that. That's crazy, you know what I mean? You got to ease your way in. And then you've always got the, I was joking. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think, if you rob a bank,

I don't think it's illegal technically if you're just standing still with the money. Yeah. Yeah. Someone else. Someone else is just jumping up and down. Can you walk and running you out of there? Alright the answer for question number three. What is the name of track 12 on the 1963 country album, ooh that's corny, by Homer and Jethro.

I'd prefer a bottle of liquor in front of me than to lick a frontal lobotomy. That's very good. Wherever that came from. Incredible. I reckon that came from Bendigo. You could give me ten years I couldn't write that. That's amazing. Last condom blues. They weren't then. They just weren't, I reckon. Not in the 60s. Last Condom Blues. They weren't them, they just weren't, I reckon. Not in the 60s. If you keep lying to me, I won't be lying on you. Mama get the hammer, brackets. There's a fly in a country song.

They really utilize, or for our American listeners, hyperathes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's right. He's right. Parentheses. Parentheses. I think they also call them parentheses as well. I think both are accepted.

Okay. Some regions in America, they call it, hypathesis. That's a dialectical thing. Oh, there's another parentheses here. What did you say to me? Open brackets, you dog, close brackets. What did you say to me? Open brackets.

You dog. Close brackets. Uh, Poppin' Posey's pussy. It's if it shrinks in your... I'm sorry. Or track 12. All right, Dave, I think it's you. Can I also defer to Sophie in the front row? You knew the last one so well.

Once jumping out at you. I need to steal some wisdom here. Dave, come on. Sophie's not allowed to. You're not allowed to give up. She only helps me. Can I defer to someone else in the audience? No, no you just gotta... Patrick?

This is so hard isn't it? Wait, for those listening at home, Dave is pointing at his dick. Sorry, what was the question? Sorry, this is so hard, isn't it? He's grabbing all of their hands this is home and he's making us Dave no You can't do that All right. I think you the first one. Can you remind us of the beautiful poetic words of answer a Serena you want to yeah sure? Answer A? Saran, now do you want to...

Yeah, sure. Um, answer A was, I prefer a bottle of liquor in front of me than to lick a frontal lobotomy. Gosh, that's so... It's so clever. That one or grab the hammer is the one sort of jumping out to me for country.

I'm going to go with the hammer. But I'm going to... Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Did you write that one? One fan of killing dads. Yeah. But I want to give a shout out to whoever did the lobot? One fan of killing dads. Yeah.

But I want to give a shout out to whoever did the lobotomy one of that has been written. James, what do you reckon? I agree. Oh, sorry. Wait. How is it? I don't... because normally we're sitting in a circle. It's a lot easier for me to figure out clockwise. No, it's fine. Now we're sitting in a line. Should it have been your go? No, I didn't.

No, you're right. It should have been... I'm going, you're right. I'm going Please no, no, you think that sound your that sound you made says yeah, you did mine I Also think it's poppers head fly. Okay That was the ball claps There's poppers head flight, but there's also popping the pussy. Which pop were you talking about? Well, I don't, I love popping pussies, or whatever it was, but wasn't the year 1960 something?

1968. I think popping pussies would either be like the 30s or the 80s. That's one of those cyclical, yeah, it's a fashion thing. We're almost due for another pussy poppin', I believe. We are! Bellbottom, pussy poppin'. 20-30 degrees, the poppin' pussies.

Pedal pushers and pushin' poppies. Maybe it's pussy. Maybe it's poppin'. Yep. I reckon it's the head one, though. I'm gonna go with hammer as well. I'm gonna be really boring, but yeah, it's true. It's not true.

I don't know, but it sounds right. Mason and I do a paywall show where we look at old songs, one of the segments, and it just sounds something like this. Some of the nonsense from back then. Some of that guff they were up to, you know. Not like these days. Are all these songs from like movie soundtracks? None of, we have a specific section for movies. Your name is really confusing.

It feels like you're back yourself into a corner there. Your surname's movies. All right, let's go through who wrote the answers. Track 12, That was Saran Poppin posies pussy, which mish was thinking about was mish She's gonna do a classic big way that is classic big way and James was having none of it didn't want What did you say to me you dog? That was James? I did the brackets cuz I know this. Yeah, brackets is big.

Yeah. The last Condom Blues, that was Dave Warnocky. Yeah, that's good. Or a biographical. I prefer... He's always on his last one. And he has been for 20 years. It was also his first.

He fucking got you then. Oh. Beaten by the birds. Nah, we'll soak each other later. What? What? All of a sudden Australia hates mateship? Nothing says love like a bit of soaking among friends. I'd prefer to put a bottle of liquor in front of me than a liquor

frontal or bottom. That was the house. Was that you? It was me. I've been doing comedy for a while. Not bad. I mean, that's already a thing. I'd rather the bottle thing. I just added the licking.

Classic Matt Stewart. Yeah. You yes and the original idea. Classic Matt Stewart. You yes and the original idea. I yes lick. Oh my god. Well I wish you wouldn't. If you keep lying to me I won't be lying to you. That was Patrick aka The House.

Well done Patrick. Which means you are all correct. Mama gets a hammer, there's a claw in Papa's head. But nothing changes, right? Well, you're playing the house. House gets nothing that round. That's a good point. So you all get one on the house. Quick little score check.

Lagging behind on one point, James, the house is in second place on two. And then equal first out in front on three it's mission day feels bad James this will cheer you up the last round with triple points and it's about movies it's a lot of pressure though isn't it? people are you expected. Fuck you. Alright, question four comes from Nick Dennis another prolific question writer from Edders

in Pennsylvania. His question is What is the name of the former premier of Gorteng province in South Africa from 2009 to 2013? What is the name of the former premier of Gorteng province in South Africa from 2009 to 2013. What is the name of the former premier of Gutang province in South Africa from 2009

to 2013? Basically it's just a bit of an interesting name. And it's his actual name not a nickname. Yeah it's his name. It's what he was known as. His name. It's like you know, like how she's big wet. It's their name.

All right while you're writing your answers here's a little more info about Homer and Jethro according to Britannica. They were an American entertaining duo, appeared on radio and television. They appeared on television shows including the Beverly Hillbillies, the Ton Art Show, the Johnny Cash Show. But they really apparently got big as the spokesman for Kellogg's Cornflakes. That's soaking related, the origin of Kellogg's. Yes!

People know this? It is, yeah. It was made for... It was a sexual suppressant. That was the idea initially. So were the Hammers. So were the Hammers, but I'll say Kellogg's has the opposite effect on me. Oh!

Bowl of corn flakes and I'm ready to call Dave. I'll say, oh have you had your flakes? Oh wait isn't that what soaking is? You soak them until they get all soggy. Yeah yeah yeah. So me and Dave do every... and he's also pushing the bed. They actually won a Grammy Award in 1959 for best comedy performance. Here's a few quick lyrics before we go on to the next question. A little fly upon the wall had no place to

crawl at all. All at once his wigs were spread right on dear old Papa's head. Mama get the hammer. There's a fly on Papa's head. You heard what I said. There's a fly on Papa's head. If you can't get the hammer. There's a flying poppers head you heard what I said There's a flying poppers head if you can't get the hammer get a crowbar ma instead It's a funny song yeah It's interesting and good how comedy evolves yeah It's two things oh hey while you're all still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. 8cast powers the world's best podcasts. Here's a show that we recommend. At 14, I was having a glass of wine with my 25 year old pastor.

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All right, and we're back. Here is question number four. Little tiny peak behind the curtain there for you. Does have a fucking stroke. It's like time stopped. I feel so refreshed after that. Alright, the answers are in for question number four. What is the name of the former premier of Good Tang province in South Africa from 2009

to 2013? I am horny. Can you please answer the question? Comedy really has evolved. Okay, Mish, now to the answers. I am Horny, Johnny Ragoo, Jacob Scully,

Randell Roundplop II, Tokyo Sexwhale, Batman Bin Superman, or Connor let me out of this basement. That's just a quite a standard name that last one but I believe we are back to you Mish. We are. Can you, I so sorry, could you please read them again for me? I am horny. I am. I am. Yep.

Johnny Ragoo, Jacob Scully, Randall Roundplop II, Tokyo Sex Whale, Batman Bin Superman, Superman spelled with an A instead of an E, so it's not weird. Or Connor, let me out of this basement. Or Connor, let me out of this basement. Superman bin Superman. Superman's spelled with an A instead of an E, so it's not weird. Or Connor, let me out of this basement.

How's horny spelled? Horny is spelled H-O-R-N-E-E. Yeah. Horny. Yeah. I'll put it in a sentence for you. Please. I am horny.

I'm going with that one. Let's go horny. Let's get horny. That is classic Big Wet. What do you think, James? I think she's right. I think it's either like a very standard name or a silly name. That's not going to be anything in between.

So it's Jake Scully or the horny one. I am horny. I am horny. Yeah, not one of the ones in the middle like Batman bin Superman. I mean, look, that's good, I guess. I'm so sorry. Could you read them all again? I am horny. Johnny Ragoo, Jacob Scully, Randall Roundplop the second,

Tokyo Sex Whale, Batman bin Super Man, or kind of let me out of this basement it's interesting isn't it yeah I'm gonna honestly with that the horny one you're gonna go home yeah yeah yeah this is second round in a row where you've got agreement whilst whilst I am also horny I am going to go with round plop the second please Randall round plop the second. Yeah. Yeah, it's a very powerful family in Good good gal tang South Africans are gonna be furious Does anyone in here know what that word is?

great All right listeners they just nodded at Matt All right, here's the right the answers Connor let me out of this basement I was for enjoy mama Batman been Superman that was Nick the question writer. I care the house Johnny Raghu that was also the house to me that is Jacob Scully James just now was one of the more standard one. It's Jacob Sully. It's he's from Avatar. It's a movie reference So, uh, you know, I thought you know, I'll do the thing that I do but you ruined it Yeah, yeah, that's my... I mistyped it. He put a C in it. Cut and paste.

There's no typos in cut and paste. Are you typing roundplot the second by hand? No, that one... I do... every other one I cut and paste. But I've got this. Soren, can I check with the audience? I think that means pity point for James, right? Is that right? Audience. I will take a pity point.

I would have picked that. I would have picked that. I don't believe it. We've got to, can I just quickly check in with Luke? We've got to pick up the pace. You know, we, yeah, sure. Mate.

Yeah. God, you're so mean. This guy from Peking duck. Oh Randall round pop the second day went for that those m that was Mish! Loved it, loved it. I am Horny, Mish and James went for it, that was Dave! Yay! Meaning the correct answer is Tokyo Sex Whale! No! No!

I told you I've been saving these up! Tokyo Sex Whale! I knew it was weird, I forgot, I still got that one. Alright, we've got three questions to go and not a lot of time to get through them. So here's question number five. Ashley Dickinson from Bradford in West Yorkshire is sending the following question. Regular listeners will know that Ashley Dickinson is the Chuck Tingle expert. And this week it is no different. The question is, Chuck Tingle is a popular self-published author of Bizarro Erotica. What is the title of the saucy but spooky book he released in April of 2022? Saucy but spooky. Saucy but spooky and Bizarro Erotica 2022. While

you're writing your answers this is gonna hurt some people's feelings. I'm gonna tell you more about Tokyo Sex File. I had selected the answer in this question and it was only this morning that I found this distressing news. According to Wiki, Massima Gabrielle, Tokyo Sex Whale, pronounced Se-wha-lay. Isn't that heartbreaking? That hurts so much. Anyway, Sexwhale's a South African businessman, politician, anti-apartheid activist,

and former political prisoner. Sexwhale feels disrespectful all of a sudden. So Wally, for many years, was imprisoned on Robben Island for his anti-apartheid activities alongside figures such as Nelson Mandela. After the 1994 general election, the first fully democratic election in South Africa, Sex Wali became the premier seh-wali of Gutang province. Sex Wali's nickname of Tokyo is derived from his involvement with the sport of

karate in his youth that's got a lot going on but you miss this last sentence here about the the time he went to Japan and had Seth with a wale. Oh, a little smattering there. After the audience mics picked that up, people at home, three people thought that was quite good. All right, the answers are in for question number five. Chuck Tingle is a popular self-published author of Bizarre Erotica. What was the title of the saucy but spooky book he released in April of 2022?

There's a ghost trying to fuck me. Good. I made the werewolf my were bitch. Ignite my dead loins. Friday the 69th Sex phantom my haunted loins Vampire butt suck Or I've got a tingle and I don't mean the one in my name. Hang on, there seems to be another one coming up before my eyes. No? It's gone again? Okay.

Alright, so I think, am I right, Mission saying that we're up to James? Yes, that would be right. What do you think, James? These are all insane. Ah, god. It's probably not the tingle one. Can I have some of those again? Doesn't have to be all of them. There's a ghost trying to. Just give us the right one. There's a ghost trying to fuck me.

Good. I made the werewolf my were bitch. Ignite my dead loins. Friday the 69th. Sex phantom my haunted loins. Vampire butt suck. Or the Tingle and not the one in my name. Two loins.

Oh, hang on, there is one more. Oh, there is. Yeah, it seems to. It's interesting. Is it finished? I'm just wondering. It's called So, have you heard of soaking? An educational guide. There's two loins one. Sorry, what was the second loins one? The second loins one was... Ignite my... Sex phantom, my second loins one the second loins one was ignite my sex phantom my haunted loins and the other one is ignore ignite my dead loins yes that one not my dead loins what do you reckon day well I'm also

tempted to ignite my dead loins like genuinely to that one's speaking to you yeah that one's speaking to me locking ignite my dead loins please okay that lives just you miss you can go with the others or go your own way. Thank you for that. What would I do without you? It's the range of guests we have on this some need their hands held I forget Big Wet does not. Oh no she fine um I love the first one. It's not it, but I love that. All of these would be phenomenal audio books. I really hope Chuck is listening.

There's something about Friday 69th or whatever that I think is like, I could just see some fuckhead doing that. Yeah, man. You know what I mean? I hope Chuck isn't listening. I hope Chuck isn't listening or I hope one of them hasn't written it. To be very clear, I would love that book.

But Jorah, fuck it. Dave is shrinking this season. I'm gonna go with the other loins one. Ooh, last minute change. Sex Phantom, My Haunted Loins. Yep. Okay. Ooh, last minute change. Sex phantom my haunted loins. Yep. Okay. Big wet just...

playing it... like she does. That's classic. That's... This is why I wanna... I wanna be the new Dwayne Russell. I think I could do talk back in the afternoons on S.E.N. Don't you think that was pretty quick?

Oh, big wet doing it You know like she does sometimes That's pretty good All right, here's the road the answers I'll group these two together for some reason so have you heard of soaking and I got a tingle And I don't mean the one in my name. Oh, it's because they're both by Saran Vampire butt suck that was Dave spoken by a man who knows what he's talking about. I made the werewolf my

were bitch that was a house. There's a ghost trying to fuck me good that was James. That's uh that's true also. That's... Ignite my dead loins. Both James and Dave went for that. That was Mish. Oh, Mish! Oh, Mish! Oh, dear. I'm a sick little fuck.

God. Mish went for the other one. Oh, no. Sex Fandom, My Haunted Loins, but that was actually Ashley, AKA The House. Oh, that Ashley, damn. Meaning the correct answer is Friday the 69th. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! actually Ashley aka The House. Meaning the correct answer is Friday the 69th.

You had that you had the clean sweep there at your fingertips. So close. Alright two rounds to go. Question six comes from Soph Waldron from the front row. Which amazingly that's how the question was entered and so if you are in the front row How did you know? Tom Trevor all right Just no one else wanted us in the front row is that more likely people don't want to get splashed All right, so so if the question is a fun pastime is googling any date in the words, Florida man You always get interesting results.

What did a Florida man get up to on the 12th of August, which is the day this episode, episode 100 comes out. So you just want a sentence, just a really quick no year. The year was 2020 something. Do you want the headline or do you just want the story? Yeah, basically, well, just know the headline. Oh no, they're different things. Yes, they are.

The headline, yeah, the headline. Headline story, you know, yeah. And abbreviate it. No. No. No, no, no. Like, do you wanna witty quip the headline about what? No, no, it's not a quip, it's just like a sentence.

It's a quick summary. Yeah, okay. See what I'm dealing with here? Oh, you're all on her side. That was real funny. I'm looking at her like, oh, and they're all like, they're like, no, this, you're being a freak. No one in here wants you to turn on Big Wig. No. All right. While they're writing those answers, I can let everyone know you're gonna love this. This is a summary of Friday the 69th.

Nicole is thrilled to spend the weekend with her friends at Camp Diamond Lake, a secluded campground that used to be all the rage but has since been mysteriously abandoned. It's only on the drive up that Nicole learns why, hearing the legend of Jesse Vormes, a masked Brachiosaurus who stalks the lake at night. Fortunately, the only time to fear is during a particularly rare calendar date, Friday the 69th. When Nicole realizes the weekend,

their trip falls on, however, that is the weekend their trip falls on however that is the weekend their trip falls on they quickly turn from bad to worse. When I say they I mean things. It's not it's not long after Nicole arrives that she begins to hear screams in the woods but instead of cowering in fear she runs to help. This leads to an important and life-changing discovery. These are not screams of terror, they're screams of pleasure. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Matt, does that mean that like, is it like every 18 years, February just has 69 days? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, you know leap years, that's a soak year. Yeah. Yeah. It's almost something. All right. Are the answers in, Sarant? The answers are in for question number six. What did a Florida man get up to on the 12th of August

the year that it happened? A Florida man drowned when trying to swim to the center of the earth. In Florida, yeah, probably. Dozens of seagulls attacked naked naked protesting Florida man on a clear water beach. A Florida man left the stolen loot on top of his getaway vehicle leading to it, leading it to fall off when fleeing a bank robbery. Florida man publicly eats eight kilograms of porridge, locals puzzled. A Florida man sprayed his neighbors with roach spray and attempted to use nunchucks on them,

hitting himself in the head instead over a loud music complaint. That feels about right. Or, oh no there's two more. I don't know, I can't top that ghost fucking answer. And also I'm pretty confident I can't win. I'm still, I'll still play because I said I would but honestly my enthusiasm has waned okay a second serenity of the chat what what year was the or a Florida man robbed a bank but pled not guilty because he stood still while another Florida man carried him out. That's that second joke you were talking about.

They're the two kinds. Yeah, yeah. I don't care about this game anymore or remember that thing. Hey, James, I hope I typed it out correctly. No, you absolutely did. You nailed that. That was really good. Alright. Who I think... are we up to, Dave? I typed it out correctly. No, you absolutely did, you nailed that. That was really good. All right, who I think, are we up to Dave? I think it's me. Wanna lock one in nice and quick here, Dave?

So which one would you go for? I'm thinking swims to the center of the earth and drowns. Locking that in for Dave, what do you think, Mish? The same, but it's not fun if we always just do the same, is it, is it? Can I? Yeah. All right. No. The same, but it's not fun if we always just do the same, is it? Is it? Can I? Yeah! Alright.

I think it's... Can you read... I'm so sorry. Can you read them again? All of them, yes. You don't have to read all of them. There might be one that you don't have to read. A Florida man drowned when trying to swim to the centre of the earth. Dozens of seagulls attacked naked protesting man on Clearwater Beach. A Florida man left when trying to swim to the center of the earth. Dozens of seagulls attacked naked protesting man on Clearwater Beach. Florida man left Stalin loot on the top of his getaway vehicle leading to it to fall off when fleeing a bank robbery. Florida man publicly ate 8 kilograms of porridge.

Locals puzzled. Or sprayed a cockroach spray and tried to use nunchucks hitting himself in the head instead over a loud music complaint. Love that. And then the last two were... I think it's... A bit serenity. The first... What? I've never said my enthusiasm has waned.

I mean you literally said that forgetting to lift your microphone. That's a wainer. I do think it's the first one. All right. Locked in? No. Okay. Well, maybe what you're thinking, James, you want to lock one in? Yeah, look, it is the first one, I think, but I'm going to go with the...

The porridge one isn't weird enough. I don't feel like that would make headlines. I think if people saw that in Florida, they'd be like, yeah, fuck that, yeah, all right. It wouldn't be puzzled. I'm going to go with the seagull one, but I think it's the center of the earth one. Okay. I'm going to go with center of the earth. All right.

Let's go. Fine, then I'll change the nunchucks. Whoa! Yeah. All right, all in the line. I'm all in. Can you do that? God. I'm all in! Can you do that? Well that, if you were Zach, right, what that would mean is that either myself or James have picked yours.

So you're safe for a point and you're going to try something else. That's what I reckon. If you were Zach, but you're not half as fucked up as that. So, I mean, I'm sticking with it. Alright, here's who wrote the answers. Yeah. One of the man needs porridge, that was Dave. Yeah, I'm sticking with all right. Here's who wrote the answers. Yeah, it's part. That was day James's enthusiasm is waned Surrendered or joke about soaking um

Florida man drowned trying to swim to the center of the earth. That was the house Dozens of seagulls attack naked protesting man. That was Mish, James went for that. Well done. Meaning, oh, the getaway vehicle one, leaving on top of the roof, that was the house. Meaning the correct answer is the nunchucks one. Oh my God!

Beautiful move! That's some, that is some primo, who knew it was about to do it. Score check quickly. Yeah. Well, no, can I just check with Luke? Do we have to get out now? We've got one last question or do we have to go? Matt, how are you? You either have to be the villain or a forger.

It's been so long. It's good to catch up, mate. It's beautiful to hear your voice. Yeah sort of long Good to catch up me. Um Beautiful that's beautiful to hear. Yeah Thanks, you can you can do it quick. Yeah real quick. All right guys. We're ready quick. Scorching movie one. Yeah Over the oh, I'll tell oh So does that mean you give the synopsis and then we do the Hey look, I'm just being innovative. Okay.

Serena, you okay with that? Nah, because I wrote a good one. Okay. Well that's it. Don't worry about the score check then. We'll do that right at the end. Alright, here's the final question. This comes from Alex Spore from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

The question is, what is the plot of the 1968 movie Blackbeard's Ghost? So just the shortest one, maybe two or three sentences long. I fucking know. Did someone say yes? Do you know this one? Did someone else know this as well? No. Dave, stop trying to pull this apart.

You concentrate on writing your answers. You see how mad Luke was? Yeah. He's furious. Yeah. And I don't like seeing him like that. Normally he's lovely, but that was a bit much actually. I can tell while they're quickly writing those,

I'll quickly tell everyone about the Florida man story. Apparently two women were listening to music in their car to celebrate their 18th birthday when a 61 year old man. We've got no time to pronounce words correctly. I'm pulling vowels out willy nilly. So there's two 18 year old girls in a car, a 61 year old man went out to yell at them to turn down the music and there are other women already out there asking them to turn down the music. He also turned on them and as this is according to the newspaper article in the AJC, as the

argument continued the man pulled out a can of roach spray and sprayed the women in their faces and bodies. He then threatened the women with a set of nunchucks. He used the martial arts weapon to strike the vehicle. When the nunchucks inadvertently struck the defendant in the forehead, the defendant threw the nunchucks at the car. The car was not damaged. And then the man called 911. And in his mugshot you can see the cut in his head from the

nunchucks. He really cooked it from start to finish. Should I do the score check now? Because it's so close. In last place at the moment on one point and one pity point is James. The house is on four in second and there's only one point separating first and second place. Mish is in front on seven and Dave is on six. Truly anyone's game. Triple points for one around James. It's definitely not anyone's game. Don't say that.

You can win this. You just need some enthusiasm. Well then I can't win this. All right, the answers are in for the final question. What is the plot of the 1968 movie Blackbeard's Ghost? It's Las Vegas, 1964. Which is fair enough. Blackbeard's Ghost haunts a roulette table.

It keeps coming up black and threatens to bankrupt Caesar's Palace. The only way to save the casino Have the general manager challenge the ghost to a jewel Blackbeard is awoken by a troop of girl scouts on a camping trip and they must find a way home with the famous pirates help and Maybe learn a little something about themselves along the way. I Don't like that. Oh my god.

I did not read it that way. But now I can't read it any other way. Sometimes the things you find out, they're not good. Five Street children play an intricate game of pirates to escape from the distressing dark secret lives of theirs. If I obviously try to fix that in post, it was written properly in. Alright. The game however starts to intensify as Scooter, the leader of the group, begins to morph into

the real life Blackbeard and his hunger for revenge is aimed at his friends an Unassuming track coach accidentally invokes the spirit of a notorious part long believed dead and who must now team up to lay the part to rest and save a local hotel from a mobster from a mobster. Love that subplot. The B plot is huge there. Blackbeard is scared stiff when he wakes up one morning, looks in the mirror and realizes he's dead. In this goofball comedy, Blackbeard's ghost must find a new body as a vessel or he'll be going to hell for sure. While trying out a number of candidates, including a high profile corporate lawyer, a milk man delivery, a milk delivery man, and even a stay at home mom. Will walking in other people's shoes help Blackbeard find redemption, or will his ship continue its path sailing straight to hell?

Whoa. That's a lot. Was there that much time to write any of that? Blackbeard's spirit inhabits the body of a college freshman bringing his rambunctious antics to a small town New Haven town or Colin Loblin is a bearded man feeling like a change Colin Loblin purchases a razor to shave But in the process unwittingly kills his black beard his black beard. Though his face is clean shaven it is now haunted by the ghost of his black beard. The hauntings mostly occur in the form of an itch. A film that

even if for the era lacks any genuine jeopardy. That is until the itch leads to a mild staph infection. Will Colin Loblin find antibiotics in time? You decide. You decide. You decide. It's a choose your own adventure. All right, very quickly, what are we thinking?

I think it's you. You're looking at me first. Okay. What's the one where he's a mother, he's a corporate lawyer, he's all sorts of things. Yeah, where he looks in the mirror and he's dead. Lock it in please. Dammit, I wanted that one too

and now it looks like I'm deliberately choosing, no, I'm gonna go with that one too. Well, I'd wait for James, because he said he knows the answer. No, I thought I did, but I don't. Okay. I think it's the track and field one though. Track and field?

Yeah. Oh no. What was the rest of the track and field one? Ah, there's my bus. I think it could be, it could be the kids one. Should I lock that in? You do whatever you like. Big wet. No one tells big wet to do. What would you do? No one tells big wet to do. I've lost my mind. The morphing into him playing pirates thing seems like that could be it. Lock it in? No, I'm going to lock in the same one as Dave.

I'm so sorry. Okay. Alright. What if I lock that one in? Oh Dave, it's your chance. Is that what you're doing? Fuck yeah! Alright!

Woohoo! Yeah! I'll lock in the one that Mitch nearly locked in. What was it? Which was that one? Yeah! Woohoo! Yeah! I'll look in the one that Mitch nearly locked in. What was it? Which was that one? The kids one. The kids. Yeah, the one that sounded fine until James pointed out how sus it was. Alright, here's the answers.

Colin Loblin lost his beard. That was Saran. That's so great. Incredible. The one about black beard inhabiting the body of a college freshman, that was James. Yeah, whatever. No, no.

Clap them all. Clap them all, it'll make people feel bad. No, feels bad. The Las Vegas one, that was Dave Warnocky. Yeah, that was good. Thank you. I like that one. The Las Vegas one that was Dave Warnocky Have you okay waking up scared stiff becoming a mom and stuff that was the house

Dave went for the children playing the intricate game of pirates. That was Mish! Oh my god! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh, that was so... You don't need drugs. You don't... As that was playing out, I nearly pissed. Whoo! That was incredible. Thank you. Wow.

Luke, thank you so much for letting the last man happen, because... I looked at Matt, and Matt, there was a point where we looked at each other when he looked in the other side. It's happening. He just went. Oh my God. Blackbeard's a working boy, Scouts, that was Alex okay the house, meaning the correct answer. James got it, and unassuming track and field coach. I did know it, I was lying.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. So, Saren, that's triple points to Mitch, triple points to James and a single point to the house.

It's all at the bottom if you want to tell me. Okay great, so we're going to wrap this up. If anyone's going to have a drink I'm going to hang around. I think they're all got lives but I will be hanging around for a drink if anyone wants to or there's another show on here, might have a few with Damien Callan and which will be frickin awesome as well Josh from LOL right here Yeah, oh my god. That was so low He's the biggest comedy aficionado in town anyway the movie got 82% critics love 71% from the audience

Robert Ebert gave it three out of four guys fucking cooked though isn't it but someone only gave itbert gave it three out of four. That guy's fucking cooked though, he doesn't know. But someone only gave it two and a half out of five saying, uh, just okay matey. Which I thought was cute. All right, final scores. Oh my god, here we go. In In equal third place on five points, it's James and the House. Thank you. In second place on six points, it's Dave Warnocky. Thank you. Meaning, now having won four out of seven appearances on 10 points is Mish, Big Wet Witches!

With a real big wet move! Thank you! Cheers for tuning in everyone, big round of applause for Luke! Cheers for tuning in to Who Knew It, Matt Shorten, how do you know it? I've been Matt Shorten, good boy! I just lick. Oh my god. Well I wish you wouldn't. Connor, you understand what edits out, right? Everything I say that bombs. Okay, everything I say.

And I'm putting that in hypentheses. Oh, hey, while you're all still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. Alright. The fuck just happened? What just happened? answers let's go for a quick break all right the fuck does that mean? What just happened? Connor can I cannot stress this enough. Connor please please look after me in the edit. How did you find Connor? How'd I find him? Yeah I'm putting you in the spotlight man I don't believe it.

Have you ever seen Fight Club? Yeah. Connor is Helena Bonham Carter. I don't believe have you ever seen Fight Club? And remember the thing we're talking about before We all remember yeah, you know that you know one of the two jokes people do on podcasts Remembering a thing from just before The other one's a better joke, but that's the one that I had. I hope the mic's picked up that Jesus. I'm padding while the answers are getting in.

Unless you were praying and sorry all right so I'm there topping away and what are you being up to not much yeah yeah right I'll finish Matt if you want to ask me a question. You finished? Yeah, yeah. You were you bored with him? Yes, that's what I was thinking. I mean there's a reason he's down there, you know.

You know us podcasting types, we're a different breed. Yeah, yeah. Why do you get that better offer? James, he does not let us look in his eyes so it's really nice to look at your eyes sir um so how you going James? I'm having another live thing in like five years so it's pretty welcome back to the live stage yeah so glad you could do it. Because you are one of the more requested guests.

I probably sporadically message you every two months. And you say, nah. Nah, not really. On a good day, you say, nah. Usually just don't reply. But no, that's not true. He always sends a very long rambling thing that ends up saying, but no.

I don't know. I'm just messing. There's one of the loveliest men in movie picking apart business. That is actually probably true if you know that space. Hey. It's a very unfortunate arena, let's call it. Can I just quickly pose a theory I have about

film while you're gathering those answers? Oh they're all gathered but yeah quickly. Let's keep going I don't want to piss off Peeking Duck. I'm so sorry I have so much respect for you. What is your band called Luke? What's your act called on it's not Peeking Duck you're better than them. Oh you're not asking about Peeking Duck, it's called sunbather. Check out sunbather on Spotify. So good. You can put it at the end of this, you know, the episode. I don't think he'll give me the right. No he will.

He cannot afford the license. Hello. This is Luke, the tech from the episode that you just listened to. Matt did a great job. I'm going to go back to the podcast. I'm going to go back to the podcast. I'm going to go back to the podcast. I'm going to go back to the podcast.

I'm going to go back to the podcast. I'm going to go back to the podcast. I'm going to go back to the podcast. I'm going to go back to the podcast. I'm going to go back to the podcast. I'm going to go back to the podcast. I'm going to go back to the podcast. I'm going to go back to the podcast. I'm going to go back to the podcast. I'm going to go back to the podcast. I'm going to go back to the podcast from the episode that you just listened to.

Matt did come up to me after the show and ask if he could use a sunbae the song. I politely declined and he physically intimidated me. So this is Holiday and we've got an album coming out next year. Okay, see you later. Bye. and we've got an album coming out next year. Okay, see you later, bye. Special time of year I am a volunteer We're saving up my cries to commit I get so distracted in your mess Do you approach your heart Influential and hard So then, my landscape, I would say

Complex match, cruel love, all our words Were you reaching? It was, we speak of, If I'm with you It seems to be simply You took me where you know I don't sleep I want to see If you're with me The end is near It's near

I'm gonna be a man, I'm gonna be a man I'm gonna be a man, I'm here