Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 101 - Damian Callinan, Lizzy Hoo and Dave Warneke

Episode Date: August 19, 2024

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode features comedians Damian Callinan (The Merger, SkitHouse, Before The Game, The Emu War), Lizzy Hoo (MICF Gala host) and Dave Warneke (Book Cheat, Do Go On)!Matt's website: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's stand up special FREE on YouTube: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith and Logo by @muzdoodles! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome to Who Knew with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart and our first guest this week is hosted the Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala this year. It's Lizzy Who. Hello. Don't, don't bring this up again. Last time you brought up the Gala, I got punished. Oh, I know. Well, I don't think you'd be punished this week.

You're with much kinder people than Bronwyn Cust this time. And Sarenne. Evil Sarenne. That's right. That was a lot of fun. But I mean, what it's still so cool. Yeah, it is cool. So stoked.

Our second guest has appeared on the Gala multiple times, I'm sure. Also from Skid House, The Merchant, The Amy Awards, Damien Cullinan. Thank you. You were on the Gala quite a few times. Yeah, yeah, got cut one year. Oh, really? Yeah, I had a really good set. Got cut?

Oh, from the whole thing. When do you find out? Um, day before? Oh. Like it was, I think it was the last time I was, funnily enough. Did they give you a reason? Well, no, but I kind of, I kind of worked it. I've been doing it for long enough to kind of work it out.

I did a character and it was a story, so it was impossible to cut down. Right. So, and you, so you couldn't really even. And I didn't really go over anything, but I thought if I was producing that and I had to lose four minutes, 42, I was going to get rid of that guy. That's a bummer. I don't think they cut anymore. I don't think they'll chop people out anymore.

Yeah, no, yeah. Oh, they still do? They still do. Right. Interestingly, though, this is a true story. I was standing on the side of stage, Cal Wilson was on just before me. And then when I saw the edit, there was something about a particular laugh that happened during my set. There was quite distinctive and they'd cut that laugh as a reaction to Cal's routine.

So I'm still in the garden. That's my laugh. My mate, one of my dearest mates got the laugh. Yeah, you'd want it to be someone you like. Imagine your mortal enemy gets the laugh. Yeah, of course I couldn't talk to Kel about that. I couldn't say, you know what, you know that joke you did to Tom? They used my laugh to make it. Our third guest this week is host of the book cheat and do go on podcast, it's Dave Warnocky. I used my life to make it.

Our third guest this week is host of the Bookcheat and Do Go On podcast, Dave Warnocky. Thank you. You've been cut from the gala every year, every single year. And I'm not even doing characters. I can cut it down if they wanted, but they just go get rid of that. You're a one-liners. They're very easy to chip trim down. I could do 15 seconds if they wanted. No, they cut me.

Cut me again. Brutal. I'll be there next year. You'll be seen. You'll be seen me. You never cut from this show, Dave. You're a nine me. Cut me again. Brutal. I'll be there next year. You'll be seen. You'll be seen me. You never cut from this show, Dave. You're a nine time winner on this show. Thank you so much.

Nine times. Take it to ten. Just give me number ten. Double didge. Hey, I have no interest in winning, so that's good. Yeah. It's all, it's all I have. So, as you have, we've already heard.

But he's also been on it nearly 30 times. Yeah. I also hold the record for the most losses as well. Yeah. I'm more proud of that. What's your win rate? I don't think I've ever won. Well, yeah, I'll check that.

I've played about three or four times, I would say, but I don't think I've ever won. I'll go to the history books. What episode number are we at? 101. Oh, that's nice. I was hoping, yeah, I would have refused if it was in the first 100. I always wait until the podcast is established for the 100 before I settled in. It's like, well done for picking up on that.

Yeah, yeah. Finally worth your time. Well, it's the hundred and first time I've asked you beyond, so it makes sense. So the way the show works is I ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answers, as well as the real well as everyone and have to guess which one is correct. And the first question comes from Alex Lloyd from Addis come in the UK. And the question is, what does Dwyle flonking mean?

Dwyle flonking. What does Dwyle flonking mean? Just need to give me the definition of Dwyle flonking. Interesting, it has multiple meanings. I reckon it's 90s sensation Alex Lloyd. I really hope it. Yeah, I really hope it. He's moved to an obscure village in the Cotswolds.

Just to get away from it. Yeah. All the fame. Dwile Honking. Wile Flonking. They get the gibberish correct. While they're writing their answers, I'll explain how the scoring works. So you get a point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant, another point

if you correctly guess the answer. And by the way, I'm also playing as the house and I've put in two of my own fake answer with the help of the question writers for each question and I get a point for each one of those that I guess choose. So each of us can score up to three points per round, which seems fair, but the probability actually favors me, the house. And that means the house sometimes wins, but to even things up, the contestants get triple points in the final round while the house does not. Our questions come from our great Patreon supporters, by the way. And if you want to submit a question, sign up on any

level via patreon.com slash duguanpond, duguanp Pod even, which is linked in the show notes, and hey, well, I've got you. Why not follow us on Instagram, Facebook, etc, at who knew it pod. I've started filming episodes for the last little while, and I'm gonna start putting up clips. In fact, I've already done so. So if you want to have a look, why not do it? Don't you reckon? All right, The answer in for question number one. What does Dwyle flonking mean? The act of removing lint from the navel of a third party. Carrying out admin tasks while inebriated. A drinking game played in Suffolk that involves a dishcloth, aka a Dwyle, dipped in a bucket of beer, which is then flonked at a member of the opposing team.

Yeah. I like that. I've done that. You flonked at a member of the opposing team. Yeah, I like that. I've done that. You flonked? I've done it, yeah. The art of spinning bottles on the hand using the third and fourth fingers and a touch of the palm, a Germanic term. Great addendum. Passing the time by doing nothing much at all or the dangerous sport of riding a Bactrian camel whilst on heat.

Wow. Bactrian camel. That's the double humped, I think. Is that right? The Bactrian. Double hump. Double hump. Yeah, it's the dirty one.

Oh yeah. It's a dirty camel. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen the dirtiest camel in the world. I was on holidays in the McDonald ranges in Northern territory. And there was a mini bus kind of pulled up a front with cameras kind of coming in and all of a sudden the bus kind of drove off really quickly.

And they got up there and underneath the only tree for miles was a group of feral camels. And they were all lined up behind one cow, one camel who was shitting and they were eating and they're all frothing at the mouth. Like trying to get to it. Just eating shit straight out of the sauce. And they were bacteria. Yeah. Yeah, they were bacteria.

Oh, fuck. Those ones. That is, yeah. Like, yeah, camel centipede, sort of. Yeah, camel. There was a frothing on the guy at the back who couldn't get in. Come on, come on. Same story for the rest of us. Are you sure he's not like the guy in a fight who's been held back? Oh no, I want in as well.

Oh no. Maybe, maybe I misread it. All right, Dave, do you want to have a go here? What do you reckon Dwyle flonking is? Just a little summary of each of them, just quickly. Removing Lent from the navel of a third party, carrying out admin tasks while inebriated, the drinking game played in Suffolk with the Dwyle being flonked, art of spinning bottles on the hand, a Germanic term, passing time by doing not much at all,

or dangerous sport riding a Bactrian camel whilst on heat. My goodness. Some great answers there. I don't know if this is the first one I heard, but the lint removal really appealed to me, Dwyle flunking. It's quite exacting. Yeah, exactly. I'm going in and I'm Dwyle flunking.

I'm asking permission. It's all about board. I'm going to say, yeah, go for the- It would be very difficult to do it without permission, I think, but- The most dangerous to our flunkable. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's something that parents would do. Like, you know, getting, you know, like, a little boy. Operation. Yeah.

With tweezers, or is it so big, do you think that they're just able to- Friends on your- Friends on your outlet. Yeah, that's true. It depends how long it's been between flongs. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think, Damien? Oh, look, I've spent a bit of time in Suffolk and I've flonked a fair few.

Yeah, you've had a flonk? Yeah, with a wet towel, so it's all about that for me. Alright, lock that in. What do you think, Hussie? What was the last one? The last one? Dangerous sport riding, back trim camel whilst on heat. Oh, lock that in. What do you think? What was the last one? The last one? Dangerous sport riding, back trim camel whilst on heat. Oh yeah. Definitely. Oh yeah. Definitely. Obviously. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, the real one? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Lock in the right one. Yeah. Camels. All right. Here's the right, the answers. Passing the time by doing nothing much at all. That was the house. As was carrying out admin tasks while on EBR. Man, I was pretty dull with my two. Thought I might have fooled you with dullness there. The Germanic term about spinning bottles on the hand using the third and fourth figures and a touch of the palm. Love the detail from Lizzie there. It was a Germanic term.

A Germanic term. I'm going to be listening after you'll flourish. The dangerous sport of riding a Bactrian camel whilst on heat. Lizzy went for that. That was Dave. Yeah. Am I saying that right? Bactrian?

Bactrian, yeah. That's the double hump. It is the double hump. What's the other one? Being able to dromedary them all. A single hump. Wow, you're a camel. Well done for holding that information back. That's why you're a nine time winner. Yeah. I felt like if I'd pointed out dromedary you a more common term. A single hump. Wow, you're a camel guy.

That's why you're a nine time winner. I felt like if I had pointed out Dromedary, you would have been like, well, this is the camel guy. The act of removing lint from the navel of the third party, Dave went for that, but that was Damien. Oh, I love it. And that means Damien's also correct, it's a drinking game played in Suffolk that includes flonking a Dwyle at the freezing team members. And there's more gibberish than that, I'll read out soon. Well, yeah, there's terms like the referee is called the Jobber now.

Great. Jobber. A snurd is an innings in which a team takes a turn at girding. This is all still the same game. Same game. Gert is the team dancing. Have you actually played it? No. No.

Okay. What's a Dwyle? Dwyle. It was the name of the towel. Dwyle. Dwyle's a towel. That's right. And the Flonk is the stick with it. You throw it.

It's Flonk. Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah. Okay. It's all Flonk. Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah. Yeah. It's all coming together. Yeah. Because you said it so confidently, you played it and it was correct. I'm like, I would buy that you've played this.

It just sounds like- I know that I will play it. Yeah, yeah. Well, it sounds like the tea towel game where you just like wind it up and- Flick. Yeah. There's a stick involved. There's a stick involved and you also have to skull a beer while it makes its way around the circle.

So apparently it's a pretty messy game. Sounds good. Well, you've got to cloth to clean it all up. That's true. So that means in round one, Damien gets two points and Dave also gets a point. Here is question number two. Comes from Claire Norris from West Sacramento in California. The question is, which of these are real species of insect?

They're just going to come up with a fake name for an insect. Which of these are real species of insect? While they're writing their answers, I'll let the listeners know a bit more about Dwyle flonking. According to the BBC, the game involves a dishcloth or Dwyle dipped in a bucket of beer which is then flonked at a member of the opposing team from a stick or dribbler as he or she dances in a circle. The points scored depend on where on the body a person is hit with the headshot naturally worth top marks, a missus termed a swagger. For a forfeit, the flonker sometimes has to drink a pot of beer before the Dwyle

has passed around the circle. It's a messy tradition at the Lose Arms Club pub in East Sussex, which states that the rules are impenetrable and the result is always contested. The game is also played in parts of Suffolk and Norfolk, where the Waverney Valley Championships are held at the Locks in in Geldenston, Gelderston, and I'm very keen to get there. The Gazander is another term that's under that's the chamber pot from which the Flonker drinks ale when he suffers a swage. A swage. Yeah, Barry, Barry Monkrey had a swage in the grand final in 63.

Yeah. Oh, gee. A swedge. He didn't, he didn't, he didn't, well, Dwightlefrank for another six years. Yeah. What language is this? Is this Welsh or something? I think it's, I think it's gibberish.

Or Germanic. It might be Germanic. It might be Germanic, actually. Because, yeah, the idea, it's, it was first written about in the 60s and it was written about, it was an old game that had been passed down. But now with the internet and stuff and they've figured out it was probably a made up bullshit thing in the 60s. Yeah. And because I can't find any mentions of it in newspapers before the 60s. Yeah. What a great prank. Yeah, so good.

Commisite. And people still play it. There's still championships every year and stuff. All right, the ads are in for question number two. Which of these are real species of insect? Balki Bartocomus, South American laughing red rock mosquito, the desiccated speed snail,il, Colon Rectum Beetle, Son of a Bee, or Rhomborated Knit. I think we're up to you, Damien.

The first- Oh, the first crack. Yeah. Can we hear them jump in? Can we hear them again? Sure. Balcobartocomus, South American Laughing Red Rock Mosquito, the Desiccated Speedsnail, Colon Rect beetle, son of a bee or romburated knit.

I'm going to go with the second one. I know there was a lot of words, but even though there was a lot of words, they all sounded technically possible. Yes. South America, the South American. Yeah, South American. Is that a mosquito? It is a mosquito. Yeah. South American. Is that a mosquito? It is a mosquito. Yeah.

What do you think, Lizzie? I quite like nits. Okay. Fan of nits? Yeah, fan of nits. They've been in my algorithm. Okay. Yeah.

So I'm going to go for the romborated knit. When you, what do you mean by that? People, knit removal. Oh, okay. Yeah, right. You like them being removed. I like them being removed. You like the feeling of it. No, well, I like watching it. Oh, okay. You like them being removed. I like them being removed. You like the feeling of it?

No, well, I like watching it. Oh, okay. Do you like watching a mum delouse their child? Yeah. It's a niche. Has anyone else's hair started itching? Like as soon as you said it. I'm an ex-prime school teacher and it's taken me right back to when you were just looking

at the kids' heads as they walk in. Just, shh. Colin's head's moving. Yeah. Is that the wind or is it just it? Oh my God. The classes get wiped out, do they? Yeah. Just like.

Oh, yeah. It's really interesting. Like, if you look at a primary school newsletter, even to this day, it'll go, please be vigilant about washing your child's hair. And I do a lot of staff gigs for primary schools and I read fake newsletters and I say, one of them is always about head lice. Yeah, the whole room goes away. And the bit I write is, there's been an increase of louse in students this term. If we could be vigilant about not washing their hair and cutting their hair because

we're on track to be in the top five in the state. Perfect. I think we've just got you now, Dave. Oh, what's the Belty Bartocomus something like this? Belty Bartocomus. I love that. Nice to say. Bartocomus that one or son of a bee.

I feel like a scientist having a bit of fun with that. Yeah. Oh, it's just a couple of B's there. Let's go with son of a B. Son of a B. Learning for Dave. All right. He's wrote the answers.

Uh, bulky bar, talk to us. That was the house. That was a character from perfect strangers. Uh, sitcom in the. Were we supposed to recommend that? I don in the. But we're supposed to recognize that. I don't think anyone would. I was putting this together. I was panicking.

I was so many. It was fun. Yeah, so many windows open on your computer. Random generators open. What if someone did that? That would be amazing. That would be. I think maybe there could be.

I think there's probably some insect types. What do insect people call it again? Or they're entomologists. Yeah, that's it. We got a 50% of our audience actually entomologists. Oh, so from Sacramento. Yeah, yeah. So actually, I imagine some will be listening. I actually have a great new insect that needs a name.

Balkybaltoxin is perfect for that. Desiccated speed snail. That was Dave. Yes. Speed snail is a fun image. Yeah, I was wondering how fast is this thing? Desiccated. Desiccated too.

Chopped up on a dessert. Damien went for South American laughing red rock mosquito. That was Lizzy who? Ah, all technically words altogether. Rhomborated knit Lizzy went for that was Damien. You picked each other. They're just a fan of each other. Beautiful moment.

Rhomborated. Love it. Yeah, beautiful. What does rhomborate? Is that a word? No. Okay. I was just thinking the rhombus.

Yeah. I was like it's a different shape. I am. I would believe anything apparent, I think that you say. I mean, even in the middle of a bit that I know is a bit, I'm going, oh you do, you've got a medicine bottle. Okay.

I'm just, I like it. So convincing. I like, I knew it was that, anyway. And Dave went for Son of a Bee. That was actually Claire, the question writer. Oh, Claire. OK, the house. Meaning, no one got the correct answer.

Colon rectum beetle. Really? Yeah. Weird name. Rectum beetle. Colon rectum beetle. Apparently there's a big family of colon beetles and they all have different names. So it's an ass beetle.

Like it's literally found in... It's a po-mamey? Literally found in other animals like a parasite. Hangs out with a camel. Yeah, it sounds like it's with the camel. Yeah, that's a good point, but I didn't, I didn't put it together. I just thought they were being mean. Those entomologists are like, yeah.

Well, yeah, we know. Yeah. But yeah, they, that's what they, yeah, I just saw a picture of it and I assumed they were, you know, normal beetleish size, but maybe that could be small. It could be tiny. Yeah. Yeah, they could be. I'll see if I can find one.

I hope they're tiny. Yeah, imagine if I can find one. I hope they're tiny. Yeah, imagine it was a big. Big erected middle. Couldn't see it, but it was like 10cm long. To scale on that screen. So that means, what have we got? Damien gets a point, House gets a point, and Lizzie gets a point. We're all on the board.

We're on the board. That's nice. That is nice. But some of us are more on the board than others. Dave, Lizzie in the house on one point, Damien out in front on three points. Yeah. This next question comes from- Getting harder to cut me out of the episode. It just finishes with-

And finally, in second place. Third question comes from previous guest Anthony Morgan. And Anthony's question is, on June the 12th, 1970, Pittsburgh Pirates right-handed pitcher Doc Ellis pitched a no-hitter against the San Diego Padres. Apart from the sporting press, what else was remarkable about this feat? There was this pitcher, Doc Ellis, he had a no hitter. And I didn't really know how impressive this was, but apparently since 1876, there's only been 325.

No hitters. No hitters. So it's like, it's quite a rare thing. Yeah. Though Doc Ellis in 1970 pitched a no hitting game. What was remarkable about this feat? All right. While they're writing their answers, I'll let the audience know a bit more about colon rectum beetles. Colon is a genus of round fungus beetles, and there are more than 80 described species of colon.

These ones specifically are also known as truthful round fungus beetles, apparently. And according to Claire, they are named by entomologist Melville Hatch. Scientists also named other beetles in this genera with names like colon monstrosum, colon grossum and colon horny. Colon horny. Colon horny. Colin Horny. Colin Horny. Entomologist. Freaky.

Scientists are a bit freaky. Scientists can get a little freaky. Yeah, they're strange. All right. Answers are in for question number three. On June the 12th 1970, Pittsburgh Pirates right-handed pitcher Doc Ellis pitched no hitter. What was remarkable about this feat. He was clinically dead the morning of the game. He ate a full crunch chocolate bar after every strikeout.

He switched to pitching left-handed after the seventh innings. He was tripping on LSD the whole game. He suffered from polio as a child and used to pitch wearing a caliper on his right leg. the seventh innings. He was tripping on LSD the whole game. He suffered from polio as a child and used to pitch wearing a caliper on his right leg. Or the series was won even with the no hitting pitch. The series was won. With the pitch. Well, if you don't get it, I mean, it's wrong, Dave. The series was one, even with no...

I'm not a big baseball fan, I didn't realise. I thought the no hits were good. Yeah. But I didn't know. But apparently they're not. Despite the fact you play the game of your life, we won anyway. Thanks for your efforts. So it's just nice to knock one out straight away, like one of the options. Lizzie, shall we go first?

What are you thinking? I'm thinking LSD. LSD. Yeah, he was. What year? I'm thinking LSD. LSD. Yeah, he was- And now for your answer. What year was this? 1970. Yeah, LSD.

It's lining up. She looks like an LSD heavy time, but he also could have been clinically dead on the morning of this. Yeah. Can I hear all the options again, apart from the last one? Why did I- Just a hunch. He was clinically dead the morning of the game, ate a full crunch chocolate bar after every strikeout.

He switched to pitching left handed after the seventh inning, tripping on LSD the whole game, suffered polio as a child and used to pitch wearing a caliper on his right leg. And the series was won. Oh, sorry. Despite. Even with the no hitting. Yeah. Well, you definitely changed hands. Changed hands?

Definitely changed hands. Yeah, he still struck out with the left. Yeah. All right, welcome to the end for Domo and that leaves Dave. I think either clinically dead or LSD, but something about LSD feels like. But I reckon that you could play the game of your, either you're going to bowl terribly, pitch terribly or have the game of your life. Also sounds like something that Anthony Morgan would know.

Oh, yeah. That's what he'd be into. All right. Yeah. Lock me in for LSD as well, please. Just helping you out. Yeah, thank you. I wish I had that internal logic before I gave my answer. All right, this is who wrote the answers.

I was clinically dead the morning of the game. That was the house. I like it. I nearly took it. He ate, Doc ate a full crunch chocolate bar after every strikeout. That was Dave. I don't know the maths on how many that would be, but it felt like it would be a lot. I think it would be quite a few.

But it's not even necessarily strikeouts because you can walk them, apparently. It's just they can't hit it in play, I guess. I don't know, baseball, 50% of our audience are baseball fans. Yeah. Not be furious. Well, I know here, my understanding is there's no home runs, is that right? Right. Okay. Oh, right. There's no,'s no home runs. Is that right? Right. OK. Oh, right.

There's no or no runs. I think it wasn't even the first base. No hits to base. I think that's yeah, that's what I think, because this guy particularly, apparently, yeah, there were quite a few walks. I think he had a couple more walks and strikeouts. Yeah. But it's still like one in 325 that's ever happened. The series was one, even with the no hitting pitch.

That was. I thought it was a legit answer. Look, I liked it. It gave me a good laugh. Oh, yeah. That's what we hear. Just name it again. I didn't because I'm like, as I'm reading and I'm like, I don't know what this means, but yeah. I was waiting for the colon, a Germanic term.

He suffered from polio as a child, used to pitch wearing a caliper. That was Damien. He switched to pitching left handed after the seventh inning. Damien went for that. That was Anthony Morgan's answer. Ah, nice one. Yeah, he knew. He knew there'd be someone with a degree of sporting knowledge. Yeah.

Who'd fish for some reality. Yes. Yeah. I think, yeah, he- and that's why I was wondering at the way he wrote the question, right handed pitcher. Yeah. I was like, I wonder why he left that in. I was like, oh, he's he's putting plenty of little seed there for his old mate,

Damo to get. Just stumble into the room. But obviously your logic was also correct, because he was tripping on LSD the whole game. That was the correct answer. Yeah. Wow. That's amazing. He I'll tell the story in a bit more detail, but at one point he thought Richard Nixon

was the umpire. So that means one point to the house, one point to Lizzie, one point to Dave. We did need to catch you up a little bit that round and we did. So now after three rounds, Dave Lizzie in the house on two points, but out in front, Damien on three points. This is the like you're right to have waited till now because it took me 100 episodes to re- look, we did some test episodes as Patreon only episodes. Yeah. And I just wanted to be about an hour long show.

And that turned out to be seven questions long. But since we've started doing it in the hundred episodes that's drifted out to one episode nearly went for two hours though I've trimmed back to from 101 now we're doing six question episodes just to try and bring it all back and that's what you're waiting for? Yeah, I mean, just so that, you know, if you do have an episode where someone tells an epic saga. Yeah. Like when I was a kid. Living in suburban Greensboro. I played my first game. No. Did you even live in Greensboro? I did. I kept it real. Oh, hang on.

All right. So this question is from Joff from LOL Radio and Colac. Moving Greensboro. I did. I kept it real. That's all. Hang on. All right. So this question is from Joff from LOL Radio and Colac. And the question is, Australian Mad Magazine Edition 314 featured a superhero parody. What was the name of a superhero parodied and what was its joke name? That's the question. So it's a superhero, Mad Magazine. Does that make sense?

Do we have an era, year? Did you say sorry or just the number? Edition 314. Okay. That makes sense. Do we have an era? Year? Did you say sorry or just the number? Edition 314. Okay. So no, no, no era. So the title and- So just the real, the real superheroes name and what their parody name was in this Mad Magazine.

You don't have to describe more anything, just the name. Yeah. I mean, I'll probably be able to figure out the one that's being parodied, but- Yeah. Depending on how much of a walk you take it for. While they're writing their answers, here's a little more info about the LSD no hitter. According to the Guardian, with a day off on Thursday as the Pirates arrived in San Diego, Ellis decided to make the short journey to his hometown of LA since the team didn't have to play till Friday night. So he rented a car and dropped a tab of acid, this is 1970, timing it so that it would hit right as he arrived at the home of a friend's girlfriend.

What's wrong with you? She asked upon his arrival. Ellis replied, I'm as high as a Georgia pine. The old friends caught up over heroic amounts of booze and marijuana until Ellis drifted off to sleep. He dropped more acid after waking from what he thought was a catnap, believing it to still be Thursday. That's when his friend entered the room with a newspaper in hand and an unmistakable look of concern. Not only were the pirates scheduled to play a doubleheader that day, but Ellis was scheduled to pitch.

In four hours. In a different city. Ellis's immediate reaction as he called it. What happened yesterday? The time was 2 p.m. Ellis hopped a taxi to the airport and bought a $9.50 ticket for a 3 30 flight to San Diego, arriving an hour later and making it to the ballpark in time for the 605 first pitch. I can only remember bits and pieces of the game Ellis recalled in 1984. I was psyched.

I had a feeling of euphoria. The recalled in 1984. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria. The ball was small sometimes. The ball was large sometimes. Sometimes I saw the catcher. Sometimes I didn't. I started having a crazy idea in the fourth inning that Richard Nixon was the home plate umpire.

And once I thought I was pitching a baseball to Jimi Hendrix, who to me was holding a guitar and swinging it over the plate. So yeah, but he's pitching a no-hitter, which is, I believe, good. And won the series. And I think they did win despite that. Apparently at the celebrations, he couldn't enjoy himself because he thought he had rectum vitals just pouring out of his arse. Yeah.

Just crawling. Yeah, that's a bad trip. Bad trip. Oh, with the face of Richard Nixon. Yeah. All right. All right. While you're still writing your answers, let's goido. Start the semester with a new phone and a plan full of data without breaking your budget.

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I'm sure everyone's got it. Featured a superhero parody. What was the name of the superhero parodied and what was its joke name? Batwoman as Scatwoman. Beedabubbub. Daredevil. I'm Beed a bop woman. Daredevil as who dares wins devil.

The Joker as mediocre. Aquaman as aquaphobic man. Spider-Man as kinder Kinderman or Robin as Robin. OK. So now we know Pornhub is also open. Robin and yours. What was the Spider-Man one? Spider-Man one was Kinderman.

Kinderman. Might be seeing something there. I'm guessing it, well, you know, without giving too much away. Like, I think it was just a small, a tiny, tiny version of a four year old. Yeah. Four year old. Might have been like a kinder surprise. Oh, yeah. That's right. They call that chocolate kinder as well. So it could be. Oh, they call the chocolate kinder.

Yeah, you know, kinder chocolate, they say, don't they? Oh, the brand. Yeah, right. That could be chocolate flavoured. Vitamin. We have them all quickly because they're all pretty quick. Scat- I'll just give you the- Yeah. Clarities, you can figure out the rest. Yeah.

Scatwoman, who dares, wins, devil, mediocre, aquaphobic man, kinder man or throbbin. Can we, before we take our guesses, can we act out a scene with Scatwoman, catching whether we're the culprits? Okay. We act out of saying with scat woman catching weather with a culprit scat where I'm kind of enhancement is kind of a clear villain. I feel like I'm doing but you've you've caught us in the jazz lab just around the corner. What we're trying to do with which I'm still French horn. Oh yeah my favorite instrument. Yeah. Beep, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. No, it's Scatwoman. Beep, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.

Stop scatting. All right, we'll put the French horn back. Beep, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. We'll never do this again. Scatwoman can only speak in Scat. Yeah. It's like the Wallace. Maybe when she's like, you know, the five sounds like.

What's the gas? Yeah, that's good. And then I do jazz sounds. Yeah. Beep beep beep beep. Beep. On a trombone. Bum bum bum bum bum.

Bad guys, remember, it's about the crimes you don't commit. Yeah. I wonder what scat woman wears. Is she like, the full-length beret? Yeah. I wonder what Scatwoman wears? Is she like the full-on for the beret? You've painted a vivid picture. Now let's do that for each of them. OK.

Oh, what they'd wear. Who dares wins devil, I'm assuming, as a Mike Whitney parody. Yeah. The. Not really in the mad wheelhouse. Well, that was in Australia. Australia. Oh, mad Australia. I don't remember Australia having a mad- I used to buy it.

Oh, did you? Yeah. And was it pretty Aussie? Pretty Aussie heavy, you think? Uh, I don't know. I can't remember. I used to buy it in primary school. Was it a fully different thing to the American one?

It would be like the same guy on the front. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I just wonder if it was like Australian editors and writers and stuff or they just took it. Yeah, it was lazy. They did a parody of the show that I was on, Skid House. Oh, did they? They just called it Shithouse. We've already done the joke.

Yeah, yeah, they just turned it back. That's so funny. That's so funny. Oh my god, that sounds a little bit like... Another word. We have got them. Keep in mind, the coverall word for it is shag pile. Exercise ball.

That's not true. Yeah. It sounds like it could be that. It does sound like it could be true. That was too believable, Damien. So good at lying. Yeah, so good at it. That's why you're leading this game, I would say.

Yeah. I think I'm, yeah, I got off to an early start and after that I just kind of put my feet up. Just been scatting in the background. Yeah. Dave, what do you reckon? I think I'm going to go for aquaphobic. I think they'd have like a picture of Super Hero being scared of water. Oh, no, because that's funny.

That is funny. Yeah. Funny. All right, Damo. What was it? Who dares win man? Who dares wins devil? Daredevil is who dares wins devil. So it's like clumsy. But can't be it.

And do you think that's a little bit. Can't be it. It's got. I just want to. I just want to get one. I'm going to go and I'm going to go who dares wins to daredevil. It sounds like the kind of thing that happened. The effect that in their little office in Spotswood.

Now, did they have an office in Spotswood? Yes. OK. Oh, no. I thought that was research when they'd parroted skid houses. I still think that's so funny because, like, I would have gone away telling people about that. Do you ever hear how bad Australian Man magazine was? Some people will.

They'll remember things. I do hear from people sometimes, Jan, I forget what the real answers were and I tell people facts about these fake birds. Is that real? There's an insect called. What do you reckon, Lizzie? I'm going to go Scoutwoman. Scoutwoman.

Well, you are. You are the Scoutwoman. I think this one might, Scoutwoman might stick with you. Yeah. Another new show? Yeah. This is another one for me. Who is Scoutwoman?

It's Lizzie who is Scoutwoman. This is Lizzie who is scatting. Beep-a-bop-a-do-boop. Let's go through and write the answers. The Joker is mediocre. That was The House. Oh, nice. Robin is strawman. It was also The House. Joff in particular wrote that one. I quite like that.

I know you. I see you, Joff. Spider-Man is kinder man. That was Lizzie. It was kinder man. Oh, look at the whole thing. I didn't want to take it. Yeah, no, I think you'll find it. I think it might be what they were going for. I'm going to have to give you a pity point there.

I've got you there. I've got you there. That's too in a row that I laughed through your last one. I feel like. I did. I didn't say the thing about the chocolate, so I did roll with you. Yeah, I appreciated that. Kind of man, Spider-Man, kind of man. Yeah, that makes way more sense. Um, what's the word for the word that the spell has different pronunciation,

same spelling, Omenim? Omenim. Omenim. Well, if it's wrong, please get onto Dave on his social medias. Dave went for Aquaphobic Man. That was Damien. Great work. I would have bought that addition.

Yeah, nice. Damien went for Who Dares Wins Devil. That was Dave. Oh, because you said Australian. I was like, I've got to I gotta get something Aussie thinking. That means Lizzie is correct. Scat woman. Scat woman!

Well done. Bop bop bop. So point to Damien, Dave and Lizzie. I mean, there's two versions of Scat woman too. And now that I know it was made in Australia, it was more, it's more likely to be she solved crimes by going through human and animal scams. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, it's a bomb. It's definitely a brown costume. Definitely a cast member from a country practice. All right. Question number five. Second last question. This comes from Hiro from Alabama via Tokyo. Question is, a police raid in Boise, Idaho made the news in April of 2005.

What was unusual about the story? Police raid in Boise, Idaho made news in April of 2005. What was unusual about the story? Oh, you're writing those answers. Here's some more info about Mad Magazine's Scat Woman. According to Joff, the parody title of the edition is called Buttman and contains other character zingers such as the Penicillin for Penguin, Newman as Alfred the Butler named after the mad mascot, Commissioner Boredom instead of Commissioner Cawdor. So lazy.

Great. And instead of Robin, Rappin, the boy blunder. The boy blunder. Rappin. Maybe he was a little like Scatman, only he rapped everything. Oh, yeah, of course. Rappin instead of Robin? Yeah. Joff did better with Throbin. Yeah. Batman only he wrapped everything. Oh, yeah, of course. Wrap instead of Robin?

Yeah. Joff did better with Throbin. Yeah. Robin. Throbin was funny. Everything we said was better than that. That was really bad. Penicillin. I mean, without context, it could be brilliant.

If you remember, the art was fantastic. Yeah. Question number five. Answers are in. A police raid in Boise, Idaho made the news in April of 2005. I also call it 2005 sometimes, I think that's fine. What was unusual about that story? The police raided two incorrect addresses with the same street

names and number before finally arriving at the correct destination to find the culprits had absconded. The drug den that was raided was made up to look like a small prison complete with guards and cells. And when the police arrived, the guards, in inverted commas, told the police that they had things under control. Oh, that's good. Oso, Ohio in Boise, Idaho.

Everyone was, you guessed it. Why? A mushroom producer was raided after a tip off, but rather than finding magic mushrooms, they found portabellos. A strip club was raided for breaching the city's nudity restrictions, but they argued it wasn't a strip show, but an art class as they had handed out sketch pads and pencils to patrons. Or a fully operational drug lab was found in a disused jail cell with a Boise police- within a Boise police station. I think we're back to you, Damien. So this is 2005, I'm just saying for them, because it's in America, Damien. So this is 2005.

I'm just saying for them because it's in America. Just doing the yeah. Yeah. I love the theatre of and it's also plausible that people would have set up a strip club and credit a fake art class. Yeah. But also every film that's ever shot in the United States has this particular couple has a strip club scene, so clearly they're not legal.

Yeah. So I'm just. Oh, yeah, sure, sure. I was also very tempted by that. But is Idaho? Yeah, I think some states are more conservative than others. Yeah, could you? Particularly Boise.

Yeah. Which is it's a funny discourse online about you see Americans talking about the freedom of everything. And I sometimes I think, yeah, it's just a place you can do anything you want, but it's like every state is entirely different. Some states seem to be freer than others and in different ways. So, yeah. I'll stick with that answer. Stick with that one. And if it's not true, then I'll set one up.

OK, great. In my warehouse. In spots with. Yeah, because he's been mad at us. What do you reckon, Lizzie? I'm thinking the jail cell. Within the boys. Jail cell?

Yeah, disused jail cell. I don't like my own for Lizzie and that leaves you Dave. Now, there were two there that you sort of had a bit of a laugh and then you went into the next- I think it's two separate ideas as the Portobello mushrooms. One of them I find very funny. But then it was Portobello that's separate. And I can find the true one really funny as well. But no, but was that two separate ideas?

It was two separate ones. Okay, I did feel like maybe that was related. They were all high. Yeah. And then you went into mushrooms. Yeah. Yeah. I was so high in Boise, Idaho.

Everyone was, you guessed it. I. Full stop. That's one. Not full stop. Exclamation. Oh, sure. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. And the other one was a mushroom producer was rated after a tip off, but rather than finding magic mushrooms, they found Portobello's. I feel like I remember them all except what was the first one? was a mushroom producer was raided after a tip off, but rather than finding magic mushrooms, they found Portobello's. I feel like I remember the one, what was the first one? First one, they police raided two incorrect addresses with the same street names and numbers when they finally arrived at the correct destination, the culprits had absconded.

At the risk of giving out two points to whoever came up with this great answer, I think it's, I'm also going to go with the strip club. Strip club. All right. Locking that in for Dave. Here's who wrote the answers. Police rated two incorrect addresses with the same street names and numbers before finally arriving at the correct destination. And the culprit said absconded. That was Damien.

Drug den was raided, was made up to look like a small prison complete with guards and cells on the fake guard told the police everything was under control. That was the house. I love that one. It sounds like a plot from Scatwoman. I think we could write a whole, you know, pilot episode for Scatwoman today. The house also wrote the one about the mushroom producer and the portabellos. Lizzie wrote Oh So Higher with Boise Otto. The house also wrote the one about the mushroom producer and the portabellos.

Lizzie wrote, oh, so high. I would go to the auto. So, did you get it? I exclamation. I couldn't, I, that's too, I'm being able to get through without breaking. Also, I, I DMed Lizzie and said, is also high. Oh, a shop, The shop that was rated? And she's like, no, it's a saying.

Um, uh, Lizzie went for a fully operational drug lab found in a disused jail cell. That was actually Dave. Ah, sorry. Meaning that Dave and Damien were correct. It was a strip club pretending to be an art class. Wow. Perfect. Wow. Well class. Wow.

Well done. Two points for Dave that round and one point for Damien. Meaning with one round to go on, it is triple points, I should say, going to the final round. Things have tightened up. In fourth place on two points, it's the house. Things haven't tightened up for the house too much. In third place, I guess, on four points, it's Lizzie, but on equal first place on five points apiece, it's Dave and Damien. Whoa.

Anyone's going to accept that. Anyone's going to accept that. Except for the house. The house doesn't even get triple points in the final round. Which wasn't it? No, maybe I should probably. But if we pick a house answer, did you get a single point? I try to make it, I don't like winning.

Do you know from correspondence, were the people barrack for the house when they're listening? Well, I know from live shows that the house gets booed. Yes. I encourage that a lot. That's good. Yeah, so it's a bit of fun. You remember you were getting, you probably don't remember, you were getting cheered a lot, you probably didn't hear the booze I was getting in Adelaide. Oh, in Adelaide.

Yeah, I don't remember the booze. Yeah, yeah, I just remember the cheer. I just remember getting cheered. You introduce the houses, the house sometimes. Yeah. I try and play into it a little bit. Yeah. Anyway, final question.

We always finish with a movie synopsis question, so this will be your longest answer, Damo. Like a- That sounds like a challenge. Don't tempt him, don't tempt him. We're doing like a- It's a paragraph, you know, probably like- It's a character breakdown. Sure, four or five, like an IMDB.

Yeah. Or maybe a little longer than that. I say synopsis, it's probably more like- I've already started writing. Okay. I say synopsis is probably more likely- I've already started writing. Okay. I'm going to dictate it. The question comes from Mandy Wright from Chandler in Arizona in the United States.

On the off chance anyone knows, just supply it like you don't know the answer. I don't know how much of a film buff you guys are. The question is, what is the synopsis of the 1987 film Amazon Women on the Moon? Great. What's the synopsis of the 1987 film Amazon Women on the Moon? While you're writing those answers. Here's an article about the incident of the strip club from the Seattle Times, written by Rebecca Boone. Art night at Erotic City apparently wasn't artistic

enough. Boise Police raided the bar last night for violating the city's nudity ordinance, which requires that dancers wear at least pasties and a thong unless they are engaging in a performance with serious artistic merit. The Gentleman's Club had challenged that ordinance by distributing pencils and sketchpads to patrons during special twice-weekly ArtN art nights when the dancers performed fully nude. It's actually pretty clear in the city ordinance that there are exemptions for dance and theatre and artistic merits, but also the law clearly states that the exemption does not apply to adult businesses," said police spokeswoman Lynn Hightower.

If it were an art studio and models were actually posing, that would be one thing, but these women weren't posing, they were dancing. Three dancers were given misdemeanour citations yesterday, but were not arrested, Hightower said. Naturally, the line between high art, low art, nude, non-art isn't so clear, said Michelle Fredridge, executive director of the Free Speech Coalition, the trade association for the adult entertainment industry.

Love how the adult entertainment industry's association is called the Free Speech Coalition. They obviously don't want to know what they're actually doing. Basically, obscenity laws historically have been determined by a three-pronged test. Is it patently offensive? Is it outside the community standard? And does it have no socially redeeming value? It seems to me that the sketch pads were an attempt to create socially redeeming value, Free Ridge said. But obviously the police saw it another way. But yeah, I find that so interesting about the land of the free. I think.

But I guess you got to have some laws, right? I'm talking to myself. I know you're all right. I'm talking to the listeners. You've got to have some laws and one of them is no nudity in Idaho. I think that's a good rule. Yeah. No wonder the house gets booed. I think that's a good rule. Yeah. No wonder the house gets booed.

Not trying to get nobody to be saying, put them away, Otto. I'm done. So it's spud country. All right. The answer in for the final question. Triple points up for grabs. Truly anyone's game apart from the house, probably. What is the synopsis of the 1987 film Amazon Women on the Moon?

Whilst investigating the so-called dark side of the moon and a mysterious series of lost astronauts, grizzled detective Richard Stanley makes a surprising discovery. A population of aliens have developed an advanced society and they've developed a taste for human astronauts. Yummy. they've developed a taste for human astronauts. Ooh, yummy. In the not too distant future, a quirky ensemble of scientists and historians discover an ancient time capsule buried deep beneath the Amazon rainforest. The capsule, a relic from a forgotten 20th century space mission. Yeah, that didn't sound right. That's right. Space mission?

Yeah, space mission. I thought I switched it to space mission. Anyway. Mission? Yeah. Space mission. I thought I switched it to space mission. Anyway. 20th century space mission purportedly contains a film titled Amazon Women on the Moon. It's believed to be the last work of a legendary eccentric filmmaker who vanished under mysterious circumstances.

The group embarks on a quest to find a machine capable of playing the real. Four high school friends get together to celebrate a wedding. Things go horribly wrong. When they catch the plane to the Amazon instead of Las Vegas. Armed with high heels and mini skirts, they are taken captive by a tribe. And the only way to get out is to pray to the God of Moons. Trouble and chaos in shoes. A late night airing- this is another one, a late night airing of a science fiction classic gets repeatedly interrupted by technical difficulties, leading viewers to channel surf while waiting

for the movie to resume. Will a viewer ever find out if Captain Nelson can win over Queen Lara, leader of a civilization of domineering women, or will the after hours, sometimes interactive, world of cable television have to be enough? Another meta one. A top secret satellite carrying the world's most advanced experimental technology crashes on the moon. The US government, desperate to recover the lost tech before it falls into the wrong hands, assembles an unlikely team. I love a ragtag tech team. A washed up astronaut, a renegade scientist, a charming con artist, and a retired movie

star known for her roles in sci-fi B movies. The mission, travel to the moon, locate the satellite, and return with the technology intact. Or finally, NASA sends an all-female crew to the moon on Apollo 19. A magnetic storm causes the landing module to have to land on the dark side of the moon. They begin to suspect that they are not alone when the first officer goes missing after a moonwalk.

Eventually, a race of Russian-ented Amazonian moon women make themselves known and reveal that they were exiled by the Soviets. They commune with the NASA team to exact revenge. Pronouncing words. Pronouncing words. Exact, exact, Revengy. Alright, so Lizzie. Exact, exact Ravengi. All right. So, Lizzie, do you need any recaps?

So the first one was about the Dark Side of the Moon. A grizzled detective, Richard Stanley, finds that aliens have developed a taste for human astronauts. Then you've got the one in the not too distant. NASA Goring. Yes, Damo. I think in some markets that's what it was called. Then there was the one about the lost film. It was apparently called Amazon Women to the Moon and the last work of a legendary

filmmaker that they wanted to find it. It was apparently called Amazon Women to the Moon and the last work of a legendary filmmaker. They wanted to find it. And we had the high school friends get in the wrong plane, ending up in the Amazon set of Las Vegas. And they had to pray to the God of Moons. Then we had the late night airing of the science fiction classic. Keeps getting interrupted by technical difficulties, leading viewers to have to channel surf. Then we have top secret satellite carrying the world's most advanced technology crashing the moon and then a ragtag band gets together.

Oh, yeah. Including an actor and a con artist, etc. And then finally, NASA sends an all-female crew to the moon, NASA sends an all female crew to the moon but then they find that there's a Russian accented Amazonian moon women who will exiled by the Soviets are there. I'm going to go that one. Last one? Yeah. Lock that in for Lizzie. NASA.

NASA. I'm going to go the channel surfing one I think. You can see that being like a sort of 80s movie and they get to like just flick through a bunch of different made up little plots. It's sort of like Will, is it like Weird Al Yankovitches? Sort of. I don't know. I've never seen it, but we talked about that at some point, didn't we? UHF and it was a maybe a role. I think I was away for that one.

You were away. That's right. That's one of the few episodes you missed. Yeah, that's right. I away for that one. You were away. That's right. Few episodes you missed. Yeah, that's right. I have missed it once. All right. Lock that in for Dave. Unfortunately, we have been exiled on the moon.

Russian accent Amazonian women. Keeping my hopes that you will help us exact revenge. No, I kind of like the meta one. The second one about the China track down the original film. Yeah. Amazonian. That's the film I want to see. What are you haven't talked about the, whether that's the pride of the god of moons at all.

You want to talk that one through? I haven't talked about a lot whether that's the pride of the god of moons at all, you want to talk that one through? You don't want to talk about the four high school friends? I haven't remembered a lot of the details. Is that in that one? Four high school friends. No, it's a different one, four high school friends. That's a different one. Oh, OK.

Yeah. I feel like that's not it. But I'm having to keep pitching the plot to someone until someone makes it. Yeah, great. You just said no point mentions anything moon related. No, they pray to the god of the moon. Yeah, that feels like it's tacked on. To be fair.

What do you mean? Trouble in chaos ensues. Yeah. Like, I would back that film. You've made a few, you mean you would have made more Australian films than anyone in the recent times, right? Or been involved in them? You did, you mentioned this the other day that I'm in danger of becoming the Bill Hunter. Oh, yeah.

But I don't think that's entirely true. I love it as an idea. That was an idea. Yeah. Don't know what I mean, there's not that many that are made. You. Australian comedies, perhaps. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've been in a couple. But you made you. Showing comedies, perhaps. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been a couple. But you made one.

I made the merger. So good. I'm trying to trying to make another one. Awesome merger to even merger. Yeah, it's said in Las Vegas. Yes. The AFLW team on a trip. They end up in the Amazon.

Yeah, this idea was just coming to you, wasn't it? Yeah. All right. Here's who wrote the answers. So you didn't make Damo lock that one in, did you? No, no. I just wanted to talk about it, and I think that's fair enough. Comedically, there's some very good meals just being ignored.

Yeah. On this biggest board. All right. Here's the answers. Um, the, the aliens or whatever who are eating astronauts. That was Dave Warnock here. Sometimes you're out of the movie you want to see. Richard Stanley, the grizzled detective. And then I thought, start to think how they get the detective up there.

Don't worry about that. It's like, oh, it's, you know, B-movie. Space ship. Like, they would have figured it out. Just stay in the NASA for 16 months for training. Yeah, that's right, done the training. We can't train an astronaut to be a detective. It has to go the other way around.

The one about the ragtag band that was written by Mandy, aka The House. That's the other one I wanted to watch. Loved it. Yeah, I love a ragtag band that was written by Mandy, aka The House. That's the other one I wanted to watch. I loved it. Yeah, I love a ragtag band. That's fun. Is this the Las Vegas one? No. No.

Oh, OK. Yeah. The Las Vegas one was Lizzy Who. What a surprise. What a surprise. Yeah. You've given me more laughs this week than I've had on an episode in ages, I reckon. Because I don't- I usually don't read them until I'm reading them out, which is

sometimes a mistake, because I'm trying not to break. Yeah. But I've corpse on three of your six answers. To pray to- because I always have the same thought, I'm like, when's the moon getting involved? Oh, guess you're right. And that's when they pray to the god of the moons. Yeah.

Oh, that was real funny. I'm available for all writing jokes. They was real funny. I'm available for all writing jobs. They're very funny. Damien went for the meta one about the lost capsule with the film in it. That was also Mandy, OK, the house. Hello Mandy. Great work from Mandy there. I think Mandy's a teacher as well.

I think Mandy's locked into that message. I probably stole her mug when I was doing emergency teaching. It wouldn't be a while since you've taught, I imagine. Is it decades? Yeah, I took long service leave in 1999. Right. So you're still just on break. Still on break.

Yeah, but teachers are like that, I guess. You're going to pay without leave. No, leave without pay. I have dreams. Yeah, leave without pay. I think you're 25 years long service. Yeah look, there's still like a pigeon hole. Just with newsletters pouring out. A pigeon hole.

I still go back in this. I've been doing all book week stuff this week and next week. And there is part, I love going back in with this also. So happy to drive away. Yeah. Yeah. Not to, yeah, Judy. I'd love to.

Yeah. We, we, we go back to your class and they're all there, but they're 25 year old guys. Just waiting. Waiting. Oh, you're back. Finally. Sorry, mate.

Just come back in with the same mug. So where were we? Turn to chapter three. So where were we? Turn to Chapter 3. Lizzie went for the all-female crew and the Russian Amazonians. That was Damien. Ah, great movie. Sounds fun.

Then, I think that just leaves Dave with the correct answer. Late night airing of a science fiction classic gets repeatedly interrupted. I thought we'd all missed it. I was waiting to see who who what the real one was. There you go. That was you. Well done. Well done.

All right. I watched that movie, I guess. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they can do some fun stuff with it. The idea of flicking through. All the interruptions. All right. Yeah, yeah.

We don't have to make it now. We know it's been made. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, the one I wanted to see. While I quickly add up the scores, I can tell you that Rotten Tomatoes, it's got pretty decent reviews. 65% of critics like it. Only 58% audience.

A review by Variety reads, Amazon women on the moon is irreverent, vulgar and silly, and has some hilarious moments and some real growners too. It's like it's a bit of an all star cast. I think the team behind it did a lot of good things. I can't remember who any of them were now, but if you're looking up, they'll pick, I'll look up in a second. If it was shot in Australia, yours truly is probably a little bit more.

Did you ever do one with Bill Hunter? No. Passing the baton? No, I did. I was on, I was on road show in Nowra when he just after he died and we all all around Australia. People had a drink at 6pm. So we went to the pub and had a beer. Fleetie led that.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, but it was good. It was lovely little tribute to him. That's so nice. Let me see if I can quickly find. Well, Steve Gutenberg was in it. The Goot. The Goot was in it. Yeah. John Landis was one of the directors, Rosanna Arquette. I mean, they're not- Yeah, they're the hugest. They're fam-adjacent.

For this show, the movies that are normally on this show, these are the biggest stars we've had. Carrie Fisher, Michelle Pfeiffer, Ed Begley Jr. Oh, wow. B.B. King played himself in it. Steve Allen played himself. Rip Taylor. That's a wild line up. Dice Clay. I think it's, I guess, because they're flicking through things.

It must have been. Yeah, like, lots of little sketch sort of things. Anyway, so, yeah, Variety loved it, whereas the users didn't like it as much, including Steve D who wrote, Never funny and no story. Thanks, Steve. Thanks, the inside. All right, final scores? So.

No, it's all right. It was not worth it. I was just going to be hate. I was just going to hate on Steve. Yeah. I want to hear it. Yeah. What's your Steve review? I was just going to be hate on Steve. Yeah, I want to hear it. Yeah.

What's your Steve review? I, the run up was going to be, yeah, just go and bar up another two minute noodles. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, though, on three points is the house. Well done. Boo. In third place on four points is Lizzy who? I deserve more. I deserve more. Yeah.

She gets three corpse points. I think I'm going to change that. Yeah, I'm going to add that. You get a corpse point. Corpse point. Yeah. Which I think I might have already gave you one, so that bumps you up to six. But you're still not quite out in front with the equal leaders on eight points.

Equal winners, I should say. Dave and Damo. Woo! Why don't we dwell-flunk for the winner? Yeah, OK. All right. Oh, that's not fair, Damo's done it all. Yeah. Alb, that's not fair. Dammit's done it all.

Albany champion. I'll do it. I'll make it easier. I'll remain seated so you can. You've got free range movement, but I am sitting on a shag pole. Exercise ball. And we make you do it left handed and on LSD. So where can people find you before you go, David? Check out Dougal on the podcast I do with Matt every single week.

Lizzie, who's actually on this week's episode? That's coming out in a couple of days. You told an epic tale of a mountaineering disaster. Oh my goodness. Oh my gosh. So that was fun. And coming out soon, I'm bringing back Bookcheat, the book club podcast where I've read the books so you don't have to tell a couple of people about a classic.

So we're coming back at the start of September. Yes. Wow. I was on, yeah, I was on those episodes. So good. What episode are you up to with both of those? Oh, that's 99. Okay.

And then a hundred and demo 101. You in? 101. I'm there. 101 guy. That'd actually be perfect. That is great timing. Great timing.

Yeah. See you then. Damo, how about you? I know Amy Waugh is going to be showing in- Amy Wa how about you? I know Amy War's going to be shown in- Amy War's is still in, yeah, it's going to be on at the Bendigo Comedy Festival, I think on the 15th. I don't really know where else. It's kind of popping up here and there.

I guess it'll be streamable eventually. Yeah, I've never turned any streaming networks, but you can get it on Fetch and- Oh, great. All that stuff, it's already out there. Jay was on a while ago talking about it. Yeah. But it's, it sounds like it's gone down really well. Yeah.

It's quite, it's quite interesting that, cause it started as a web series and it's become a film, so it has a lot of. You, if you know that you're going, okay, that makes sense. Right. But it's still, there's still a narrative, but the narrative doesn't matter. Like if you go. I wonder what Steve D would think of it. Steve D. No story.

No story. Not funny. I think we know what the D stands for. The crowd response in the cinema has been pretty amazing. Yeah, awesome. And you've got a bunch of other, how do people find you to turn around? Because you do a lot of like people, you go to towns that no one else goes to. Yeah, I've actually physically made some towns. Build the town.

Build it, they will come down to town. And some of them just like shut down straight away afterwards. Others have gone, you know what, this isn't bad. Let's stick around. I quite like Daymobile. Surprisingly, there's so many of them. Daymobile, one, two, three. Yeah. In fact, I'm the only male president of CWA.

Because it's in a town that I'm made of. Yeah. Oh, look, the next tour I'm doing is I'm remounting Double Feature, the show based on my mom's 1946 Diaries. So. Talked about it all the time. Loved it. I think I saw it twice.

Yeah, cool. Thank you. Great show. That was only because you were confused about the title. You're like, double-f think I saw it twice. Yeah, cool. Thank you. That was only because you were confused about the title. You're like, double-file gets a guy. Yeah, I'll get the second half. Yeah. And that was fantastic. So let's go through, I'll be in Melbourne, a couple of shows, Victoria and

New South Wales and Canberra. Um, yeah. And I'm trying to turn that into a film too. So early stages of trying to work out. Um, yeah, it's a good way to go. I discovered that the merger is a lot, there's a lot to do to reinvent into a different art form, but I think I've kind of cracked how to do it, but just have to write it now.

Yeah. Great. And Lizzie? Um, I've got a couple of live dates worth mentioning in North Queensland, Townsville and Cairns. Awesome. With a couple of other people on the bill. Nice time to be up there. Yeah, right. Back in your homeland, right?

Yeah, well, yeah. A little bit different, but yeah, it'll be nice. Awesome. And then, yeah, that's it. Lizzyhoo.com, I'm guessing. Oh, yeah, Lizzyhoo.'s it. Lizzyhoo.com, I'm guessing. Oh, yeah, Lizzyhoo.com. At Lizzyhoo. Oh, and you've got to move some of those Asian gracefully hats after our great plug on this week's Do Go On. Yeah, do you think?

Yeah, I think so. OK. I reckon we're good for a couple. Now available in the US. Does me and Dave will buy them. Oh, hello. Great hats, great hats. Follow everyone online and all that sort of stuff.

Thanks so much for listening. Please give us a five star review. Tell your friends if you think you know anyone who might enjoy it and cheers for tuning in to Who Knew It with Matt Stewart. Now that you know it, I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye. But my dad is just a high school teacher, retired high school teacher, but he's, he as a kid, he always loved pointing out the breeds of cattle as we drove, you know, driving

through the country. And the one that always sticks with me is the Belgian blue. Belgian blue. So I like that when I went to the show last year. I think I'm your dad. I'm a vegetarian, but I can do that Belgian blue. Belgian blue. Murray grey. It's a, it was a vegetarian, but I can do that. I get Belgian blue. Murray grey.

Oh, the Frisian. There's some Frisians mixed in with the black Angus. I love it. I mean, yeah, I want to, I need to study up more, but the Belgian blue is a beautiful, beautiful animal. Marbled beef. Oh, is that like the top of the range? Yeah, they're like, they're like, they're really overweight. Like if they're surely as cruel, like it's for bone to body weight.

You know, they're, yeah, they're getting around on. Zimmer frames just beyond the car. You know, they've just become a steer and they're already in retirement. You know, they've just become a steer and they're already in their retirement home. I reckon. I was too busy. I was trying to do something worthy of a clip. I'm trying to break your flow. Someone clip worthy.

I mean, I like this might be a really long clip. It might be a really long clip. It might just be an hour long clip. Four minutes forty two. I just picked out where the cameras are. I might do a throw. All right, wait, hang on. Try and cut that from the go.

Yeah. What have you got cut from this episode? Absolutely. Just weird silences. He keeps the silence. The only thing they used was the pre-chat that we did about cattle breeds. I have a funny feeling that cattle breed stuff might make it to the end of the episode. That's good stuff. The real highlights are played after the credits.

Yeah. Don't I get a message? I'm not. Yeah, I'm not getting any messages. All my friends are here. It's sad, isn't it? No, it's beautiful. I want to revisit that because I stole your car.

Hey, what are friends for? Yeah. All right. Answers are in. Sorry. I've got to do the cutting and pasting. This bit gets edited out. Unless, of course, something really clippable. Clippable. Yeah, it'll be a story that's impossible to cut down.

Full character. It comes down to why I know about Barry Moncrief. So we met. Yeah, how far back do you and Barry go? Well he restored his career in 68 and kept playing until 81 and he tried to bring the sport to Albany and Western Australia. And that's where I'm at.

That's where you. That's where you. A little sub chapter of a lot of fronting down there. Oh really? Yeah. That's where you first played? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And then I played, I'm like, so I've got to play it and you got to go to Lord's. Yeah. You got to go to Suffolk. Yeah. The Mecca. So I went to Pemberlham, hometown, the Mecca. There's a walk of fame.

Yeah. It's like, it's in sort of hands and feet. It's just the imprint of a wet towel. Yeah, yeah. And with their name written under it. But people that you would recognise, you know, Barry's towel. Oh, for sure. Yeah, you can tell by that.

Very distinct. Particularly like 60s print where they have, there'd be like that embossed. Seasucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love Seasucker. Which I had a shagpipe, I had a shagpipe. Which you brought that in, didn't you? I did, yeah.

Well, you got, you got great width with your flogging. Yeah. The, uh, thread. You don't have any threads. Would take people out. All right, question number four. This one comes from, we might have all talked to this guy, Joff from LOL Radio and Colac. Yeah, Joff, yeah.

Oh my gosh, LOL Radio and Colac. You've been interviewed on there? I've been to Colac. Yeah. Oh, and you're a funeral there onLL radio and Colac. You've been interviewed on there? I've been to Colac. Yeah. I went to a funeral there on Tuesday. In Colac? Not a bit. Not a bit.

That one's also based in truth. It's true. That's where that's actually where I got I used to go for family trips to our friends dairy farm just outside of Colac. And yeah, I don't think they had any Belgian blues there, but mainly just the classic sort of Frasians. And yeah. I did karaoke in Cola. Did you?

Coming back to me. Oh, after Roachow. Yeah. The Astral. I don't know. It was, it was scary. I remember being scary. Yeah.

What was your song? Uh, I can't even remember, but I remember Dane Simpson suggesting it that we do karaoke. Oh yeah. I feel like I've done karaoke with Dane Simpson in Kolek. And he's very good at it. The person leading it always is, absolutely. He had call and response stuff. Yeah, he's a different league. I saw you, it wasn't karaoke, but I saw you play a song, sing a song for painters and dockers.

Oh, you had that gig? Yeah, yeah, that was cool. That's not, I mean, that's that's not karaoke. No, it's terrifying, like singing a song of that band. So one of my mates is a trumpet player and kind of backup vocalist. But Paulie Stewart, the lead singer, was he had a. He's like my dad's second. There was some family connection.

Yeah, right. Yeah. Well, Paulie was quite crook and had to go in for a medical procedure. He didn't want to cancel this gig, but it sold out at the corner hotel. So instead he said to the band, just get other people to sing the songs. And Paulie said to Dave, get your mate, get your comedy mate to sing one. So they asked me to sing on the boy lost his jobs on Flint street station. But you guys don't know the song.

It's kind of more of a spoken word. So I'm the kind of like build and it builds up. But as soon as I walked out and the audience heard that it begins with like three train, two, two, two, they just started saying it with me. Yeah. He knocked down Clap on three. That's right. Oh my god.

Just like lifted. How cool. That is a great song. And you saw that. Rousing. Rousing. The most rousing song about jocks, I reckon. Yeah, it really builds.

Yeah. It pumps up. George, yeah, I lost my way a bit bit but the crowd was just singing it anyways. They know it all. And you were there? I was there, yeah. So good. How cool.

Yeah, there should be footage of that somewhere probably. I don't know, I've never seen it. One of the very few times I've sung publicly. Why not? Yeah, no, that's not true. But I'm not a singer. Even when you're trying to tell the, you can't. Yeah, it flies. Might be my bionic hip.

Oh, yeah. I should have. I usually warn people before. All right, you don't put it on silent. No, it's it's yeah, it's it's pretty noisy. It's still it's analog. Hmm. Analog bionic hip. Hard top, Graves. It's been there for ages. So analog by on a kid. I don't know if I just really should get a replacement or stop doing podcasts.

No, never, never. Yeah, I'd replace a hip for podcasting. Yeah, I'd do any major surgery for just to keep them out of podcast. Yeah. That's beautiful. Those stairs being on a podcast. Yeah. Those stairs are a killer though. Yeah. And we love that.

Yeah. Oh, we love it. Yeah. They just spend all day in a lab. Yeah. They hit it. I'm thinking about all my scientists friends. They're a little bit crazy. They hit it like bongs thinking about all my scientists friends. They're a little bit crazy. They hit it like they got.

Yep. Bongs, bongs, booze. All of it. Lizzie you won episode 29. Did I? First episode 29. That must have done. What was that?

Foolishness of doing a podcast. It's only had 29 episodes. Figured itself out. Yeah. Incredibly brave. When was that? That must be. Well, I guess it's a week.

Was I living here? I think you were. Yeah. Okay. Think. Good on you for being so consistent. I think starting something and continuing with it. I'm so jealous of these people.

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