Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 118 - Sammy Petersen and Ray O'Leary

Episode Date: December 16, 2024

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A complete unknown. Only in theaters December 25th. Welcome to Who Knew It with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart. Our first guest is host of the Confessions podcast at Sammy P. Oh, hello. Thank you for having me. Not hosting for much longer though, is that right? That's actually correct.

Today it ends. It all ends today with you two boys. We're about to record an episode. Yeah, and that's- But I'm gonna do an over-the-top of your episode. Yeah, so after, it'll be seven years in May next year that I've been doing our- Seven year itch.

Seven year itch. And I, yeah, I'm gonna take a year break. I'm gonna take a year off because I've just been doing it for so long, booking two guests every week, Matt, as you know, it is, you know, I always felt weird for Josh Earl, like, cause Josh, when he did his podcast, don't you know who I am was always he booked four guests every week. And so I felt like I was very relaxed about the whole thing, the booking to guests, but I'm going to have like a year off.

See, I found I've got a big live final show on the 1st of February at Halabah and there'll be lots of special guests. It feels like you've invited nearly every previous guest you've ever had. Maybe apart from someone who was on the first episode. Wow. So this is what I'm going to do. I want to have you and the actor Stephen Curry back for one of the final episodes. Do a full circle moment. Oh, because they were on the first episode. That's why you're not invited to anything else. I like to say live on the podcast.

That's why we don't need to have a fight again. We need to bring up old stuff. We thought we'd squash the beef until I saw you announce the lineup for the last episode. And I went, okay. I guess we haven't. I guess we are still fighting. And it is nice to be the only guest on the podcast today. Thank you.

Our second guest this week. I've been waiting to jump in there, but I feel it feels rude to do it before. Do you want to wrap up? Well, he came third on the New Zealand task master. It's Ray O'Leary. Oh, thank you. Thank you.

That's huge. Still podium place. That's true. That's true. Bronze, bronze, bronze. Bronze Kiwi. This, this is what I call you. The bronze Kiwi.

That's your great nickname, the bronze Kiwi. The bronze Kiwi. Always coming in for bronze plays. I think we've had a few champs. We've had Lloyd Langford on, or Daniel Walker. But maybe you're the first bronze. Oh, thank you.

Thank you so much. First bronze ever. I thought you were talking about Kiwis and you go, Lloyd Langford and Daniel Walker. Now go talk to some of the other people. Yeah, they both feel like- They're running around. Yeah, in the vicinity of-

Oh, it's better. Hopefully. In the vicinity of. Lloyd's got an accent from somewhere. That's right. Not sure what is, can't play that. Yeah, and Danielle, she always talks about shooting pigs at Christmas. That's a Kiwi thing, isn't it? Yeah, that's a Kiwi thing. There's nothing more I love to do with my family.

Shoot a pig every Christmas morning. Actually, one Christmas we were all at my uncle's place and I remember he saw a rabbit in the paddock and he went and he got a gun and pointed it out the window and just shot into the paddock. Oh that's funny. Did you get it? No of course not. Just a random shot.

It was like a half drunk guy shooting a gun at it. Sounds like it was more of a warning shot to the rabbit. Yeah that's true. Just get a dire warning to all of them on Christmas Day. Well, this is actually the Christmas special. Can you believe that? I can't believe it. Second annual. Second annual.

Felice Navidad. Oh, beautifully put. Thank you. An old langsine. I can't wait to open presents after this. I've got presents on the table behind us. Okay. I can't.

They're behind the curtain. Behind the curtain. Bloody hell. We're in Sammy P's, his home studio right now. That's correct, I refuse to move. For even other bookers. I do book cheat here, I do all of them. You did it well though, cause you said to me,

no we could do it at Superhold if you like. I give the option if you like. I said I can message Ray and say we're not doing it, well I told him we're doing it anymore. I really guilt trip, I really dig in the knife really quickly. If you like it, it does sound like, it would be a hassle for me. It's my shortcut out the window.

But. So the way the show works is ask relatively obscure trivia question, this time vaguely Christmas or festive themed. And our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answers, as well as the real one, I'll have to guess which one is correct.

And our first question comes from listener Julia Honan or Honan from Edinburgh in Scotland. Oh, thank you for writing that. Yes. Love it to hear from you. And I think it, I think it might be a Scottish word. This one as well, perhaps probably should look that up. I guess, I believe that is it's Christmas. I guess beautiful.

I shot it. The question is what is the meaning of the word hogamadog? Sounds a bit Scottish, don't it? Hogamadog. Hogamadog. Do you look up the pronunciation before or do you just go, go, go? Go out the window, yeah.

Generally speaking, the question writer might give me help and if they don't, I'll just have, usually I have a red hot crack. Yeah, I love that. Unless I can find that guy on YouTube who says, welcome. We're going to tell you how to pronounce. So unnecessarily long into the word. This is a 15 second video. So it was, it was hogging my dog, hogging my dog.

And while they're writing their answers, I'll explain how the scoring works. How the Christmas scoring works. It's all Christmas now. It's all Christmas. Do we have any Christmas points? That's interesting. I think this might be our Christmas points.

Oh wow. You got- Christmas did. We've been doing it. One Christmas point, if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant. And another Christmas point, if you correctly guess the Christmas answer. By the way, I'm also playing as the house.

Put in two of my own fake answers for each question with the help of the question writers. And I get a point for each one of those that I guess choose. So each of us can score up to two Christmas points per round, which seems fair, but the probability actually favors me. The house. The house always wins though,

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All right, question one. What is the meaning of the word hogamadog? It's the day before hog money. A holiday where participants alternate between drinking whiskey and Scotch every hour and shops tend to have 50% off deals. That's option one. Option two.

It's a great deal. Yeah, 50% off. Why'd you say that? Because I'd like to get 50% off my Scottish goods. Could be his answer. Yeah, well you gotta- I don't know how you play. I don't know how you play, dude.

I've learned really badly before. He's diabolical, Sam. He's already trying to get in your head. Trying to get in your head. Yeah, he's a real shark. Actually, before we started recording, he said, oh, I've never really done this before. Do you wanna put some money on this? Never played this before. Do you want to put some money on this?

He turned that verse into a left-handed. $300 on the table. That's option one. Option two. A ball of snow made larger by rolling it through a snow field often used as the base of a snowman. Oh, that's interesting. Why would you say that? Why would I say that? Why would I say that? Why would I say that if I did?

Oh, you are good. This is interesting. It's our bollock stuff. Option three, eggnog made with rum, a special holiday drink for Hogmany. I'm saying Hogmany, right? Why would I have written that? Anyhow and arrow.

Option four, a Scottish delicacy, a haggis style hot dog commonly served with an iron brew. Or finally a pig man who travels on a wigged dog to deliver presents to children of Basque country. Oh my God. What was, what's an iron brew? Yeah, do you mean? Iron brew, that's like it's a big Scottish drink.

Oh. I know, you're trying to psych me out. I reckon, no, cause the other thing about it is that it's not iron brew. It's urn brew. Isn't it? Urn brew. You say like urn. Oh, well that, well, don't blame any pronunciations.

You know what you're saying before we don't go with the pronunciations. I reckon no. I'm now like Sammy is phone is auto corrected. Oh, I see. I say, oh yeah. I always sort of pronounce iron brew, but it's just spelt I R N. Well, if you're listening, could you please write in right now? Yeah, we'll wait.

Just come over if you want. I don't think it tastes that good in brew. Yeah. I mean, I don't really like Coke either, but that's one of the few, isn't it? One of the few places where Coke is outsold. Yeah, I appreciate that. I like the idea of it. MUX board not selling over there.

It's beautiful. Perfect. Yeah, it's weird that expert. I mean, stop me if this is a Guy Montgomery bit, but everything you say is a Guy Montgomery bit. As you're getting closer to the festival. Why is it selling most in the place it's made? What the hell? What the hell?

I think I think the correct answer is the eggnog one. The eggnog made with rum. Interesting, because I suspected that was the one that you wrote as well. Yes. Can I guess my own answer? That's what I'm going to say. No, you can't. So you want a mug of hogamadog?

So do you want a mug of hogamadog? Oh yeah, no, the, yeah, the, I reckon the, sorry, the haggis hotdog. There's no way that's a real thing. That's No, you can't. So you want a mug of hogamadog? So do you want a mug of hogamadog? Oh, you know, the, yeah, the, I reckon the, sorry, the haggis hot dog. There's no way that's a real thing. That's no, that sounds awesome. And I think, so I'm going to get the, um, snowman, the I reckon the snowman. So I'm gonna lock in eggnog and you're going to lock in snowman. Is that possible? Frosty. And you've also suggested that Sammy wrote, uh, the haggis hot dog. Yes, but the iron brew.

The iron brew. That must be a thing, Haggis style hot dogs. It isn't a Hogama dog though. That was request Sammy. Oh damn it. Oh my God. I threw myself up with that. What is an iron brew?

Yeah, it was beautiful. Yeah, I thought that was fun. Yeah, I went too hard on it. It was interesting. I'm too suspicious now. Real Rick knows real, I get it. I'm gonna be saying that with every word you've, every word Matt reads it up.

But also kind of semi-called Ray out on his 50% off deal. That was real. Yeah. Yeah. You know you were both like totally chosen. It's so funny that we both went for it without arm ones. Well, that's a good deal. And I went, oh, what is an iron brew?

Straight away. I don't know why I included the Well, that's a good deal. And I went, oh, what is an iron brew? Straight away. I don't know why I included the 50% off. It was interesting. It was a weirdly specific. It was a good deal. And I liked the alternating between whiskey and scotch. A bit of hay. Yeah, that was a bit of fun.

That was nice, I love that. Pick man who travels on a wing dog to the children of Basque country. That was the house. Oh, the house. Who's done it again? I'm like Basque country. That was the house. The house has done it again. I'm like Basque Country. That'll get a bit.

That'll get a bit. Who would have made up Basque Country? They're loving it. The house is loving it. All right. So that means one of you is correct. Sammy went for eggnog made with rum. I'm afraid that was Julia.

Okay, the house made it. Ray is correct. It's a ball of snow. Congratulations, a ball of snow. Thank you. Did you know this? No, I didn't, but let's put some money on it. I think let's. I got $30 on the table right now.

Let's put some money on it. Well played, well played. That was wonderful. That was wonderful. No, and you were playing well as well, I think. Thank you for saying that. Thank you for saying that. Not as well as me.

What is an iron brew though? Just having some fun. So did you submit it, cause is it spelled I-R-N? I think it is, yeah. Is it? Oh, yeah, actually you spelled it? Cause is it spelled I R N? I think it is. Yeah. Is it? Oh, he actually spelled like that.

Oh, and is it like, I think you misspelled it. Oh yeah, definitely. You know what? I just gave it away to me. I was like, there's no drink called iron bro. I thought that was a brand. Yeah. I didn't do it. And I was calling it iron bro.

I think I've been over there. I think I've been sat on. And they say shut up. They say shut up. The farm. I think I've been over there. I think I've been sat on. They say shut up. They say shut up. The farm's a kiwi delicacy. A bronze kiwi. Yes, thank you. Oh my God.

So after one round, would you believe it? Yeah, can we get a score check? Get a score. After one round. Ray is on one point. Oh, congratulations Ray. He's streaking it here. Is he on two?

Cause he guessed mine as well. We, we don't normally do that. Do you want to do this? It's a little Christmas. For Christmas? For Christmas? Can I make sure that Ray gets way more points than he was meant to? This is funny how I play.

If you want to, you can guess each other's as well at an extra point. And if you want to make it more complex. Yeah, absolutely. I would also pay your point then for the question. Oh yeah, great. Well, if you must. Oh, okay. Oh, okay.

Yeah, okay with that. I'm sorry, I'm now here. Is the bronze kiwi all right with that? So after one round, Sammy and the house are on a point of peace, but out in front, double their score on two points. Oh my God, you were towering over me right now. Oh my God.

All right, question number two. Shaking in my boots over here. This comes from Rachel R from Sydney. Thank you for writing that. Thank you for writing that, Rachel R. Thank you so much, Rad, it's lovely to hear from you again. She's not doing well, but. But keep your spirits up, it's Christmas.

Rachel writes, what is the name of a festive sounding species of sea creature? What is the name of a festive sounding species of sea creature? Fist of sounding species. You know, creature? Feast of sound in species. You know, it's a something lives in the sea, but it's name the iron. It has a bit of a. I said the iron brew is it?

Yeah, brew. Brew is a very festive drink, isn't it? I'll have a lovely brew. I'll have a brew around Christmas time. And eggnog brew. Thank you. Thank you very much. While you're writing these answers, you don't have to describe it, Ray. Just got to give us the name. Yeah. And only one name. Uh, well, I mean it could have a triple, you know, I could have a longer name, but yeah,

but no, I can't just one answer. You can't submit multiple options. I bet you do an ABC or day. While you're writing, right? Just so I know. Oh, I'm the answer. the answer. I know this one. Interesting. Interesting. While you're writing your answers, here's some more info on hogamadog. This is from Jot Jot Boom, which seems to be some sort of a marketing blog, which I know you're, you're, aren't you some sort of a marketing? I love marketing. I can't get over it.

Jot Jot Boom. See if I can sell this. Right. Aren't you sick of seeing the same worn out Christmas marketing cliches every year? I know I am. Tired of seeing them and tired of writing them. Man, I'm in already.

Man, I'm hooked. You got me hooked. Yeah. You got a hook in the first paragraph there. That's all right. You got me in this blog. I'm invested. I'm gonna read on.

In the interest of keeping things fresh, I've decided to come through history to find the best old and time Christmas words for your next marketing campaign for the listeners. Sammy was just trying to grab Ray's phone, which is against the rules. I didn't know that. I'm so sorry. Can I look on your laptop just quickly? I need to Google something.

So we list a bunch of them, but number five of the ones we're interested in, Hoggama dog writing, you can't make a ones we're interested in, Hoggum a dog, writing, you can't make a snowman without first making a Hoggum a dog. It's the giant ball of snow you get when you roll a small snowball around the ground for long enough. Beautifully written. For long enough.

For long enough. For long enough. For long enough. Example. Okay. So he put in a sentence for us. Are you doing an ad read? Yeah, this is an ad read. So I'm confused, logger. I'm not a logger. I'm not a logger. Example. Okay. Sorry. Are you doing an ad read? Yeah, this is an ad read.

So I'm confused what's happening. Are you promoting Snowman? I'm giving Hoggum a dog info while you're writing, because you're still writing. I'm still writing. Sorry, I'm still writing. Here's an example of Hoggum a dog in a sentence.

I'm submitting my fourth option. Gary's impressive snowman started with a hog and a dog and a dream. Isn't that nice? Isn't that beautiful stuff? Jot, jot, boom. Jot, jot, boom. Big fan.

Jot, jot, boom. One of Sammy P's favorite websites. Absolutely. Am I correct in saying that the answers are in? Have you built a, have you made a human? Would you start with the leeks? If I have to, what? Actually make a human?

You're trying to be like a Frankenstein. Oh, sorry. I thought you meant like making love and producing a baby. I don't know if you can you like a Frankenstein. You meant like a making love. I don't know if you can start with that. I just gave you the least. The first time we just have the leg first. What I think I think I would build up based on you know, how I would draw a human.

I'd start with the ice, which is always a mistake, but, um, all the hair is that's good. I always start with the ear. One of you start with it also. Yeah. The legs is that how you would do it? Well, just, well, just that's how you build a snowman. You know, it's just interesting.

Yeah, it is interesting. It is interesting. I think once one law for snowmen, I think from now on I'm going to start with the legs. Yeah. Yeah. You've changed my ways, one rule for human. That's what they say. I think from now on, I'm gonna start with the legs. Yeah, yeah, you've changed my ways. I see the error of my ways. And what a leg it is. Oh, some beautiful legs on a hummdol.

Yeah. So sturdy. Answering the question number two. What is the name of a festive sounding species of sea creature? Christmas tree worm. Option one. Sea creature. Christmas tree worm option one sea creature. Christmas tree worm. No, the tinsel fish option to jingle butt crab.

I like that. Come on. Wait, why is he saying the hearty Grinch fish? That's for or missile toad. I dressed up as a Grinch the other day. Yeah. Do you want to share your lovely photo? Oh, missile toad.

I get it. I get it. I get it. Sorry, I was confused. Mistletoe, was it? Yeah, the frog, yeah. I think the two you've commented on. Look at that. Do you think that's fantastic?

Oh my God. That's good, isn't it? Oh, holy moly. Yeah, holy moly, isn't it? I went all in on that. You went all in on the Grinch. Can you, you're going to have to send me that now so I can post it. Yeah, for people listening to the podcast, Sammy was dressed as the Grinch. Actually, I don't know if Sammy's dressed as the Grinch.

Actually, he described it really well. If you can picture the Grinch, then maybe you got it. So yeah, Christmas tree worm, the tinsel fish, jingle butt crab, the hearty Grinch fish or mistletoe. Ray, you commented on two of those. Thank you, thank you. Thank you for noticing. The jingle butt crab you said, mm-mm.

Yeah, you were quite complimentary about it. I liked that one, it was fun. Yeah, you said it was fun, but it sounds too ridiculous to be real. It's actually your go first here, Ray. Oh really? It's interesting. The thing that interests me is that you said

that the worm can't be a sea creature, but so worms are. I don't think so. Well. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what you, but they are. I'm just going to disagree with you.

And we can get greater disagreement. I won't look it up. I'm going to, I'm out of, I'm so mad. I'm going to lock in the worm out of spider. Wow. For the real answer. Yeah. For the real answer. A worm in the ocean.

Now I have heard everything. It is not that weird. This is the stupidest day. You've lost it, right? A worm in the ocean? I don't, do you want me to repeat that back to you? And I was gonna say maybe the mistletoe for Sammy's one, but I think, but I think it's actually, I think you wrote Jingle Bell Crab. Right. That's fun. Okay. Jingle butt crab. Jingle butt crab. Does that change?

Giddy up. That's entirely different. Giddy up Jingle butt. I think Ray's tried to throw me completely with this worm that lives in the ocean. So I'm going to lock in Jinglebutt crab as Ray's answer. I think he's going on about it a lot. He's locked that in as yours. Oh shit, there's a little clue there. There's a little clue there. Actually for both of you.

I'm gonna go Ray's is the Grinch one. That is double bluffing. Double bluffing. Lock all of them in there all one. Grinch one, I reckon would be Ray O'Leary's. Yep, what do you think's the real one? Can I have them again, one more time? Christmas tree worm.

I'm gonna go that one. No, I'm not gonna go that one. You're losing some fish. Geez, that would've... Listen. Who knows what your next movie is saying. Listing back, Christmas tree worm sounds so lazy. It doesn't really make any sense for a sea creature to be called a Christmas tree.

No, the confusing bit is a worm does not live. No, it's the first part. It's the... You're thinking about fishermen casting a worm in there. They don't live in there, right? That's maybe how. Mate, they went there. I don't think so.

Maybe that's how they, this is stupid. Can we stop talking about it? Might be the reverse if you're not the first man to walk on land or whatever. Right. The first fish, maybe the, the worm. The first one to go back. I'll change my mind.

And then they've evolved in a Christmas tree. That makes sense actually. The worm saw us coming. Well, no, no, no. So you've got tinsel fish. Yeah. Jing makes sense actually. The Wormsaurus coming. Well no no no. So you got Tinsel Fish, yeah. Jingle Butt Crab, the Hardy Grinch Fish or Mistletoe. It's a tricky one. I'm gonna probably go I'm gonna just go Mistletoe. Why the hell not is the correct answer. Oh yeah I feel like that's fun. And you're saying Ray wrote the Hardy Grinch Fish. I think maybe it's

only fair that if you want to change or what do you think Sammy wrote? Well because he submitted the jingle but I think you wrote then the tinsel fish. Tinsel fish, alright. I don't feel like that was fair Matt. But that's fine. You fucked that Matt. The tinsel fish is uninspired. Oh okay well it was me.

Wow. You can roast it over here. Someone's doing sugar glider every Friday night. Someone's doing alright on that mountain of yours. Here's the red the answers. Jingle butt crab. Uh, that was Rachel. Okay, the house. Come on, you're Rachel. That was fun. I hope that cheers you up.

Uh, that brought you some joy, Rachel. Sammy P went for metal toe, but that I'm afraid was the house. Oh, damn it. I thought it was too clever a pun that for a scientist to have come up with. Sammy said Ray wrote the Hardy Grinch fish and you were correct. Oh, thank you so much.

Thank you so much. Ray said Sammy wrote the tinsel fish and it was also correct. And you so much. Thank you so much. Ray said, Sammy wrote the stencil fish and it was also correct. I don't like how Matt let you change that. That was ridiculous. And that also means that Ray's correct. It's Christmas. Now tell me if a worm can live in the ocean.

I'm just joking around. That was fun. It's fun to deny something like that. It's just so common. Stupid. What? I don't think so. The Christmas, what is it called again?

The Christmas tree worm. I'll give you a look at it in a second. I love a look, I love a perv. What we do, while we write the next one, will you do an ad read for one? Yeah, I will. Promoting them. That is pretty much how the show works I guess.

I love you promoting them. I love it. The way your mind works is just talking about something as an ad read. Promoting the Christmas tree worm here. Want to have my numbers out for this. Someone's doing all right. They are magnificent looking though.

Let me give you a look at, have a look at these things. Oh yeah. I made tremendous. It's on a fisherman's hook. They are beautiful. Beautiful looking worm. I made tremendous. It's on a fisherman's hook. They are beautiful. Beautiful looking worms. For the listeners that was Sammy dressed as the Grinch. Every photo is just me as the Grinch. Oh well so you put it off your screen, sorry. But they did not look like the worms I was expecting.

No, no. I wouldn't, I'd hardly even know that to be a worm. Not from your science books. Yeah, they look like coral. Yes, they live in the coral as well, but they also, they make coral look like what I imagine coral look like. I'm like, geez, what is coral without these guys? These worms.

Yeah. So Ray, you get two points that round. Congratulations. You're on fire. So four points. Oh, you'll keep a check. Sammy gets a point and the house also gets a point. All right. His question three, this comes from Francis from Canada.

Can we get a school update? A school update is a semi in the house on two points, but double the score on four points is right. Yeah, this is huge. Similar taskmaster. Is that how it works? Francis's question is. Thank you for writing in Francis.

I hope you don't. Yeah, I hope you're doing all right. Things start to turn around. What is the name of the actor who played piano playing uncle? Very small role. Why would we know this? In the Christmas film, The Night Before. So just so you know it.

I'm not even sure what that film is, let alone the piano. So it's just that his name obviously stood out to Francis as he was watching the credits. Just an interesting name. So just the name of a person. Are we allowed to know anything about the film? Like if you want to. Like, like, like in theory, like did the film come out years ago? And this is a now famous actor who was doing an undisclosed, you know, I've already sent mine in.

Oh, okay. Interesting. I probably can't give that information. You can if you want. You fucked me last time. You can fuck me again. I know you can't make friends on this game. I'm on this show. I'm on four points.

Just behind. While you're all writing your answers, here's an ad read for Christmas tree worms. What's that, 50% off and 50% again? You notice your Christmas tree seems a little wormless. Come on down. I have a half finished candy cane in my pocket if anyone wants it.

Oh my, thank you. You are really, yeah. That's a Christmasy. Yeah, it's lovely. This is a corner, angari.org. The Christmas tree worm. I've said that a bit differently. It's a worm.

The Christmas tree worm is a species of polychaete marine worm that is most commonly associated with hard corals in shallow tropical coral reefs around the world. Christmas tree worms get their name from the visible sections seen protruding from their burrows. These eye-catching appendages called crowns come in a pair and are made up of feather-like radials,

a kind of tentacle. They're extremely important for the worm's survival as they're used to filter feed particles and draw oxygen from the water. This is according to Rachel, they're so cute. They burrow and the rest of their bodies are in the coral and they live in there. I'm not reading this quite right, but in there.

I think firstly, keep your personal opinion out of it. Out of your ad rate. I'm trying to learn about the Christmas tree worm here. Very interesting is, something that's in the water. Rachel's saying it's cute, I don't have time for that. I'm trying to learn about the Christmas tree. We're very interested in this. Rachel said it's cute. I don't have time for that. Rachel says, yeah, all you can see is the colorful tree. It's like they come pre-decorated.

Yeah. They're so cute. Right. And I'm so I make no apologies for Rachel's opinion. They are so cute. Rachel is right. Oh, she is right. I don't do, I want to get some Christmas tree.

We're lovely. Never wanted worms before. Now I'm desperate for Christmas. I mentioned how many KGs you could shed. Oh my God. That's a good Christmas. Well, it's cool. If you whims,

Christmas meal, the tree brain. Well, that's what I'm getting. RFK juniors. Lovely. All right. So crazy that his wife is Cheryl Hines from Larry David.

I'm pretty sure it was a really staunch Democrat. We're still together. No, no. What Larry and Cheryl spoilers. They must split up the episode where they divorce is so funny. That's um, but you can. So stop listening and watch that. Oh yeah, watch Kirby and Tilly.

It's very plunk. It's called Ad-Raid. Ad-Raid. Ad-Raid for Kirby and Tilly. Mid-Christmas tree worm Ad-Raid. Answering for question number three, what is the name of the actor who played piano playing uncle in the Christmas film, The Night Before?

Option one, Donald Dangler. That's fun. Option two, Chuck Muckle. Option three, Alan Taring. Option four, Jolly Fitman. Or option five, Robert McGarvey. Can you say that second last one in your accent? What was the one?

My accent? Well yeah, what was your accent? What other accent would I say? No, I'm talking about Ralph. Can you do a Chinese accent? Can you read them all back please? Can I have them all in Chinese? Shishi. Fitman.

Like it as an Australian born. Yeah, Australian born Chinese. All right, I can do that. Donald Dangler. Okay. Chuck Muckle. Yep. Alan Tering.

Yep. Jolly Fatman or Robert McGarvey. So I read- Robert McGarvey. So I read my copies interest now. Now I think you've written Jolly Fitman, but somehow you'd like you're somehow trying to play some game where you're trying to convince me that I wrote it. And I wrote it in my own head, which I think is funny because you write in your heart and I change all the valves. Which I think is fine. You wrote it, because you write in your accent.

Yeah. I change all the vowels. Yeah, you do. Buttman. Jimmy Fitman. Jimmy Fitman. Sam's in Ray's head like a Robert Kennedy worm. Absolutely.

That's what, make it decorated all up for Christmas. I'm going to, I think the, the correct one is Dangler. Okay. Donald Dangler. Donald Dangler. I like that as a name. Oh, that's a good one. All right. Maybe you will let Ray have his guess for who he thinks it is.

Okay. So that, okay. I, oh, okay. I think the, the correct one is Chuck is Chuck Muckle, Chuck Muckle, Chuck Muckle. And I think the one that Sam wrote was, was it Ellen Tarrant tear in him? Alan tearing, Ellen tearing. Yeah. I think, oh yeah.

I think, yeah. Ellen. Okay. Yeah, I think. Oh, yeah. I think, yeah. Alan. Okay. And what about you Sammy P? What do you think Ray wrote? Can I get the third one again, please? Alan Taring.

The fourth one again. Okay. Jolly Fatman. The fifth one again. Robert McGarvey. Oh, maybe. McGarvey is interesting. I think you did the Fitman one to get in my head.

Jolly fat, Jolly fat, fat man. I think you did that one. And then the first one, Robert Dangler was, he's a real one. Yeah. Donnie Dangler. Donnie Dangler. And you're, you're locked in. Oh yeah.

Yeah. I'll go. I'll guess Chuck Muckle and Ellen, Ellen, Ellen. Tearing. Yes. All right. Sam, he's who wrote the answers. Robert McGarvey. That was right.

You got a small. In your mind was the Robert McGarvey. Oh, wow. That's interesting. His breakout roles. Your mind was the Robert McGarvey. Oh wow, okay, that's interesting. His breakout roles. I was. The piano man. Billy Joel.

So that means, Sam, you weren't right in thinking that Jolly Fatman was Ray. That was actually written by the house. In Ray's accent. It's interesting. Weird play. Sam, you thought the real one was Donald Dangler, but I'm afraid that was Francis.

Okay. The question writer. Okay. Francis. Keep fighting Francis. Keep fighting. Ray reckons Sammy wrote Alan Taring and he did. You are just very smart.

I'm starting to wonder, can you see what he's writing? No, I know. This is a freaky streak. I wrote that so quickly. That one, yeah. But the thing is that really got me is there was no pun. There was no joke. There was nothing noticed.

It's sort of like the famous code cracker from World War II. Alan Ture. It was almost like that. It was almost like that. I thought it would really throw you off. It was a genuine enigma. But it was just like you submitted at just a normal page. Just a name.

Why would this guy, why would Francis write it and be like, I saw someone got a limiter. I thought it was fun. I thought it was a fun vibe. And I really thought it'd be too boring for you to pick up, but you did. That's exactly why you picked it up. Yeah, it's always the one you suspect the middle.

The middle. And that means once again, Ray's correct. It's Chuck Muckle. You're on show. Chuck Muckle. You're on. Shut up. Muckle. I can't, this is incredible. This is actually incredible, right?

How well you're doing here. You're doing such a good job. Hey, it's Francis. You're right to notice the name Chuck Muckle. That's a crazy name. Chuck Muckle is crazy. Chuck Muckle. Chuck Muckle.

Oh, do you say Chuck? Chuck Knuckle. Is that your phone? It was. I was getting a call, sorry, but. From Chuck Glider. From Chuck. From Chuck, yeah. They want me back. I Chuck. Yeah, we can do it next Friday.

They want me back. I gotta go. For a free gig, they want you back. Yeah, you passed. You passed, yeah. You did the audition. I'll be passed. Next free or next free night.

I'll be passed at Sugar Glider. This is crazy. This is good news. This is crazy, this is a big day. Can we have a break for a bit? Ray's not gonna come back. They're putting my photo on the wall. That mountain's getting bigger and bigger.

So I think in that round. Can we get a score update? We got a score update. No points for Sammy that round. One point for the house. So after three rounds. I'm still on two. Ray's on two, the house on three.

Ray's out on six points. Six of course, because he gets minus five. Holy moly. I'm still on two. You're losing the house, Sammy. Even though you can, each round you are now able to get three points. And the house can still beat it too.

Oh no, this is terrible. And the house is still somehow beating you. I thought, I'm like, this is unfair to the house, but maybe this is right. Maybe this is right. This is where it needs to sit. The house fans out there are gonna be furious that the house has been disadvantaged in this way.

But all right, question number four. This one, but it's Christmas. It's Christmas, don't worry been disadvantaged in this way. All right. Question number four. This one. But it's Christmas. Don't worry about it. It's Christmas. People at home getting worried about it. I'll say to them, it's Christmas. Have a bit of Christmas spirit. Absolutely. Yes, that's right.

Whoever comes last, a little tiny Tim here, I'll invite them in. Give them a little chicken wing. Yeah, that's right. I've got a rabbit I shot out of my window. All right. Question four comes from Joe Walker from Adelaide. And the question is, what is a real, which I think is a good qualifier there. It's interesting. It's not a made up one.

What is a real Filipino New Year's Eve tradition? Oh. The Philippines. We watch Alan Taring. He plays some great bit parts. Usually playing piano in the background. Often an uncle. Alan Taring's vibe.

What is a real Filipino New Year's Eve tradition? While you're writing your answers, here's more info on Chuck Muckle. To be honest, I can't find much information about him. There seems to be a character in a different film with that name. He's like a baddie in another film, but I can't find the actor,

so I wonder if it's a joke name. But here's the synopsis of the film from IMDB for the night before. Ethan, played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Isaac, played by Seth Rogen, and Chris, played by Anthony Mackey, have been friends since childhood, and for a decade,

their yearly Christmas Eve tradition has been an annual night of debauchery and hilarity. Now they're entering adulthood. The tradition is ending and to make it as memorable as possible, they set out to find the Nutcracker Ball, the holy grail of Christmas parties. I mean, I'm in. I've said it before, it's not bad. All right, while you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break.

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What is a real Filipino New Year's Eve tradition? A tin filled with bread rolls is buried in the garden to be dug up 28 days later. If the bread is moldy, the following season's harvest will be bountiful. That's right. Um, that's option one. Option two. Why did you say that? Because Matt struggled to read it at first. No, I just confused myself because of bread rolls.

Never heard that before. I think they're called short pants. I've heard of it. I've heard of it before. But at bread rolls, I had a Brian snap where I thought it was like, like what the bread was doing was rolling. The bread rolls. The bread does.

Do you have that in New Zealand? The rolls roll. The rolls roll. Option two, displaying 12 varieties of round fruit. Well, it's another great thing for rolling. Yeah. Which symbolize coins and attracts wealth in each month of the coming year.

That's a good one. It's option two, option three. Why'd you say it was a good one? I'll be honest, while I was reading it out, I was thinking it was yours. I think it was a good one. I'm what, I can't have an opinion of it? You can't be.

You're allowed to think you're on a good one. Yeah, interesting. Yeah, interesting. Option three, every person paddles out and watches the fireworks, scattering a trail of rose petals behind them. The petals signify all memories and moments from the year just gone.

That's option three. Option four, they wear colored underwear. Reg Grundy's. Oh no, is that what you say? No, that's what we say. I never heard of, what'd you say? Reg Grundy's? Reg Grundy's.

That's a good actor's name. Instead of Alan Taring, can I change my mind? This is option number four. They wear colored underwear. The color depends on what the wearer wants to achieve in the new year. Green for cash, red for vengeance, beige for a pretty quiet one, et cetera.

Yeah, I think that's a good, you think that was a good one? That was a shit one. That was a shit one. Okay. That's option four. That's a shit one. Or final option for scrapback.

That's a shit one. Option 5. That one's a shit one. Option 5. In the morning they spend time with their family and they exchange their New Year's resolutions for the year. The person who's deemed to have submitted the worst resolution is forced to scull a bottle of Jamison's and eat an entire rotisserie chicken to fill them with regret and bring them to their lowest

and encourage them to aspire to higher heights in the new year. That's the final option. So you got, you got Will the Bread Go Moldy? Will the Bread Go Moldy? Will the bread go moldy? It's rolling. Just playing 12 round fruits, paddling out

and watching the fireworks with the rose petals, wearing different colored underwear, depending on what they want to achieve or the worst resolution they have to drink. Skull Jamersons, eat chicken and get to a low point. Who's first this time? Ray. That's me. This one's, I feel like- It to a low point. Who's first this time? Ray. That's me. This one's, I feel like.

Complicated one. Two of them were ones that I thought Sammy submitted, because I thought the one where they get round fruit and the fruit are meant to symbolise coins. It's like they could get coins. The coins aren't that hard to come by. Yeah, sure. Why would the fruit symbolise coins?

That's a good one. You thought it was, yeah, you said. That was one of the ones you said was a good one. points are that hard to come by. Why would the fruits of the little scale? You said that was one of the ones you said was a good one. And then, but then I thought that was going to be a Sammy Peterson, but then there was colored underwear where green represented cash, which I felt like that feels very American. I don't like that one. And it wasn't, they wanted a beige beige underwear was they didn't want to have a big one.

That's a pretty quiet one. I mean, that could be the house. Why don't they both, I think made up. Okay. You know, I'm going to say the rat, the fruit one, the round round fruit that Sammy, um, and then, oh, I'm going to guess the real one. It doesn't, I felt when I was listening to it, it felt made up, but I think it must be the, I'm going to get, I'm going to use the bread roll for, for Red roll.

Well, I'm going to get Jamison's is right. Jamsons is right. I thought you thought it was a good one. No, I didn't. Wasn't that, I mean, that could be the same thing. Yeahumpsons is right. I thought you thought it was a good one. No, I didn't. I mean that could be the same thing. Yeah, that's good. Many a writing stuff and maybe the underwear one is the real one. I'm saying it's a real one. No, I don't know. Okay. It's scaring me a little bit. I'm still tense, but it's Christmas. I'm not too worried. Yeah. What was the way you described the

pedal one? You said they panel out paddle Paddle. Oh, I can't. Oh, I got a surfboard. Oh, I got a tip television show panel. They don't question everything. I'll speak some sticks and does that change your opinion? Not that one at all. Like now that is a real word. They paddle out.

No, I'm going to bring roles. All right. Here's your answers. I'm going to bring roles. All right. He's your answers. I thought that was your one. Every person paddles out, watches the fireworks. This one to me was the only full liveable one that was Sammy P. Thank you. Thank you so much.

First time you didn't get it. Can you read the one that I did write? This is what Sammy wrote before. I quickly followed up with wait, I change But first, first he wrote every person paddle out and watch the fireworks while masturbating. Weight I change. Every person. There's some fun about it not being paddles.

Every person paddle out. Weight I change., I change. Wait, I change. Wait, I change. If you weren't sitting right in front of me, I would assume you're AI. Yeah, wait, I change. Wait, I change.

The fireworks. Yeah, fireworks. Lovely. Yeah, beautiful. Thank you. Beautiful. Beautiful reworking of that one. Thank you so much.

Sam, you went for the different colored underwear. That was actually Joe, okay, the house. Go on, Joe. But apparently I did change what the colors mean, to be honest. But Joe- Punched up. Joe's were pretty serious,

but Joe did say that this is actually a tradition in South America. Oh, wow. Oh, congratulations. Yeah. What onto them over there. in South America. Oh, wow. Congratulations. Yeah. Ray believed the real one, uh, was moldy bread, but that was the house.

I was fumbling over my words. Yeah. I got confused by, I'd written this morning bread, bread rolls. Why would moldy bread signify a bountiful harvest? That makes no sense. I've, it sounds like the kind of thing like you hear about other cultures, like they, you know, they care about bountiful. Sounds like the kind, you know, it sounds like someone trying to impersonate anthropologists. No offense.

Easily manipulated as well. I just damp yeah. No offense. No offense to you. Thank you so much, Ray. It would also be so easily manipulated as well. I just dampen that bread, you know? Maybe add a little bit of malt pre-mold. I love that. The one Ray thought Sammy wrote was actually the correct one. Displaying 12 varieties of round fruit which symbolize coins and attract wealthy in each month of the coming year.

Wow. I stand by what I say. Just get some coins. Just get some coins. You can still get coins. And what they allow for round is wild. Yeah. I'll read it in the ad read.

Oh, you'll be promoting. Which you won't be able to hear. Promoting fruits. Promoting round fruits. Round fruits, yeah. And there's a low bar. Some of the best ones. What round means.

So what does that mean? That means I don't think any bonus points were scored that round, but the house got a point. And actually the house got two points. You each guess the house answers and you didn't guess each other's. So that just means that round only the house scored points.

Holy moly. This is incredible. This is incredible. After four rounds with only two rounds to go, the scores are on two Christmas points. I forgot that were Christmas points. Sammy P on five Christmas points. This feels good.

Still out in front on six Christmas points is Ray O'Leary. Congratulations Ray, that's huge. That's huge. Probably on the nice list, thank you very much. All right. The bronze keyway is out in front. The penultimate question comes from Chris Williams from Adelaide.

Thank you for writing in. And I pray that things get better for you. I pray. The penultimate question comes from Chris Williams from Adelaide. Thank you for writing in Pray that things get better for you Doing runs in Adelaide coming up. Yeah, maybe Chris can come along to the show. Oh, please. Yes. Yes I'm doing my show at the Rhino I'm the first week of Adelaide fringe. I know that February Adelaide, please come on. You I'm touring all around Australia with a new tour called why the long face. No, it's good.

Is it my what's your one called then my ones? Um, damn, I was trying to remember the, your previous Illuminati Illuminati. This time I'm doing what you're talking about. Well, it's called Ray O'Leary has a middle size deck. Or whatever it's called. Every size. You know, Cameron James, Tommy, there was Tommy Little.

Oh no, my show is called laughter. I hardly know it. That's a great name. Well, thank you. Coming all around Australia. I'm doing two shows and doing why the long face, my solo show, my debut solo show. Oh, that's it. That's the real That's my right. I thought Ray was saying a really hacky

I'm gonna It's fantastic You dress up as a horse. Yeah, that's actually right. So it's about my Book a book publisher that came to me once about my facial palsy and said I should write a book called Why the Long Face, the story of a boy who's trying to make people laugh when he can't even smile himself. So that's what my show is about. It's also about my relationship with Greg Fleet and Fiona Loughlin. And it is touring that all around Australia.

Cause you're in a minage. I was in a minage at Troyes with those two. And also doing a show with a friend that you guys don't know, Dave Warnocky. I'd love to meet them. Oh God, you'd love to meet Dave Warnocky. We're doing a show called Dave Warnocky D I love to meet them. Oh God, you love to meet Dave Warnocky. He's done a show called Dave Warnocky Dates the Entire Audience. It's a 10 year anniversary.

Dave, is that brutal? That he's got, he got naming rights in your. Yeah, yeah. On my other show. Yes, that's not right. Do you count yourself as half of that show? I believe I am half of the show. Oh, that's rough.

And you didn't even get your name on the title. Don't even get my name on the poster. Oof. That's rough. That's rough. He is like that though, isn't he? He's like that. That's a little worm in the ocean. You would be very obsessed with him.

If I could see why you haven't let me meet him. You'd stand me in the back. You'd stand me in the back. Yeah. That's so cruel. Now that was an ad read. Now that was how you do an ad read. I think my show is called Bad Boy.

I didn't say that. Why do you think it's called that? Oh, because I don't know. I don't know. Have you registered for anything? Yeah, but I think that was like a placeholder. And I think, I think probably it's just now walked in. It's a great name.

It's great. Because I was about to say, I'm sure Matt Stewart is doing a solo show this year because every second year he does a show with a friend of his. Oh, that's true. So I mean, that since COVID anyway. Yeah, since the coronavirus. I did a solo all the time, but yeah. No, it's a bit lockdowns are pretty hard here in Melbourne.

He was living on the mountain top. Yeah. And you know what? Our sock is all got a little damage. Yeah. I'm fine. I was having a great time. I was up there.

Me and the Hughes, he were tweeting out. You're tweeting out here. I'll kind of forget that. Dictator Dan. I don't know. It was a crazy time. I had a of forget that, dictated, blah, blah, blah. I don't know, it was a crazy time, I had a lot of opinions, but it's real fun. Yeah, it's real fun in the end.

All right, so question five comes from Chris Williams from Adelaide, and the question is, Iceland has a mythical festive creature named Jolokatur, aka the Yule Cat, that's what it translates to. What does it get up to at Christmas time? What's the Yule Cat all about? Jolokatur. The Yule Cat, that's what it translates to. What does it get up to at Christmas time? What's the Yule Cat all about? Golicatur. The Yule Cat.

Icelandic, a mythical, festive creature in Iceland called the Yule Cat. What does it do at Christmas time? I don't know. We meant to. Well no, you're right. That hasn't changed from the last round. No, same premise.

Yeah. Well, you're writing your answers. Here's some more info about that Filipino tradition. So you write your answer. And I'll send it to you. And it's, yeah, send it to me. No, no, no. Send it to me and then I'll pass it on.

Pass it on. I know you don't want Matt to have your contact details. So I'll pass it along. Don't worry. Ray, no. He does this every time. Ray's always, yeah, he's in the big city. Always been taking advantage of him.

Ray, down from the mountains, here he comes again. Sammy, Sammy, I saw him coming. I saw him coming. Sammy, you're picking a leather jacket, go on. I saw him coming. I saw him coming. I saw him coming. Walleninspector.

This is according to a great named writer called Dolly Diasou Leda, writing for Philstar.com. Gathering 12 different kinds of round fruits on the dining table on New's Eve has become an annual holiday tradition in the Philippines. Local fruits such as guava, melon, watermelon, santol, lanzones, rambutan, and chico, I don't know if I've pronounced any of them right,

are combined with imported fruits like orange, Fuji apple, grapes, pear, kiwi, persimmon, even fresh cherries and they're arranged nicely on a fruit platter or basket. The 12 different kinds of fruits, so round fruits, serve as the centerpiece of the table. Why do we prepare round fruits and why do we choose 12 kinds for New Year's Eve? It is because the round shape signifies infinity. There is no end. So when good luck or blessings come, they are never ending. Round fruits are also said to attract good vibes. The round shape also symbolises money because it is the shape of coins, which people use in trade long before paper money was

in inverted commas invented. Why the inverted commas, but I like it. This guy's got some strong opinions about the money supply. I actually saw him out on the streets in New York the other day. He's got it. Popped it into McDonald's after. Your hero. Merry Christmas everyone. Ray loves that guy.

Sam hates him. Uh, so there's someone for something for everyone here. I agree with what do you think? Uh, having round fruits on the table as the year, as the old year gives way to the new one, therefore means abundance and good fortune in the family or entire household for the next 12 months. The number 12 represents the 12 months of the year. Round, in inverted commas, fruits. This one, I think I understand,

so you inverted commas on round. Round fruits include those that are semi-round, oblong, slightly elongated, with slight protrusions or indentations on one or both sides. Even the banana is considered as a round fruit that can be added to your New Year's fruit basket. That's silly. It is though, I guess if you took it like a cross section of a banana, it's pretty round. It's silly. But yeah.

I mean, worm thing that YouTube says with the fruit. I think just say fruit, you know? Oh my God, the answers are in. For question number five, the answers are in. For question number five, penultimate question. Iceland has a mythical festive creature named Julikator or Julikator. I don't know, I'm not sure, but it's an,

okay, the Yule Cat, the Yule Cat. What does it get up to at Christmas time? What does it get up to at Christmas time? Option one, he accompanies Santa Claus and defecates in the stockings of naughty children. That's a good one. Option two, Los Sanders assumed that any cat seen on Christmas Day is a representative

of the spirit of the Yule Cat. Anyone who sees a cat on Christmas Day is believed to be blessed by the cat and will have a fulfilling relationship in the new year. Anyone who doesn't see a cat on Christmas Day has a cursed relationship and a divorce is soon to follow. That's scary. Just imagine the havoc that people like tend to midnight.

Yeah. I'm gonna find a cat. I need this. My marriage is already in strife. Find one cat. I'm going over to the neighbors. I mean, cat sales will go through the roof. Imagine just having a cat.

Yeah. You'd be rich. You can pay for people to come and have a look at it. It's actually true. Come and have a look at my cat. We're all going around a stage. He's got a cat to look at. Look at it. Option three. It's said to be, this is the Yule cat.

It's said to be attracted to naughty kids lying on their faces while they sleep to the point of near suffocation. Oh God. That's option number three. Option four. The old cat signifies the darkest parts of our year that we would rather let go. The cat is banished to start the new year fresh.

That's option four. Or finally, he eats people who do not receive new clothes before Christmas Eve. Is that it? It has been let down to the. I just say that just to see that you say that. It is interesting. I said that is not interesting. Is it Sammy Pays or is it interesting that I didn't say that? What do you think?

What are you thinking? I mean, can I get the first one again, please? Sure can. Companies Santa Claus and defecates in the stockings of Nordic children. I did not like that one. I'm going to say that that one. Cat shit is no good.

It's no good. I'm going to say that one. I'm pro cat shit. Is the house. Oh, that doesn't mean anything. That doesn't mean anything. That doesn't mean anything. I'm gonna say what's, what's. You gotta work your way through.

I'm gonna work my way through all five. Yeah. All right. The, the, any, seeing a cat. Saves your marriage. I'm gonna say that one is the true one. True one? I don't know, I don't know.

Maybe I'm gonna say the stocking one is Ray then. Stocking one is Ray. Shitting one, defecating one. I thought it was very rude. Oh, that's in rise. We are. I'm a rude dude. Yeah.

But shoot. Yeah. With you. That's right. Yep. If we're all Ninja Turtles, right, would be the ref. Absolutely. Absolutely.

Sammy Pays probably he'd be a leader. I'd say he'd be Franklin. Oh, I got different, different franchise. That different franchise. Is that not part of the same turtle universe? No, I think it's different. Different turtle universe. Yeah, that's not what the dispute is.

That's not what the dispute. All right, so they're both locked in for you. Yeah, they're locked in. What do you think, Ray? Okay, well, I was thinking maybe the difficulty one was Sammy It's a good one, but so the thing that the one that catches me out is the the last one's got to be fake because it's The cat eats people if they don't receive new clothes before Christmas Eve, and so you get new clothes on Christmas Day So why would the cat in our sand? Is that true? Yeah, no, that's a good point that question

No, that's true. You put the question to me and I put that question back to me It's definitely that's interesting I think it's definitely Definitely fictitious and and what was there were what were the two ones? What was the one so Sammy locked in? What's what you what are you what's the third and fourth? What was the one so Sammy locked in what's what are the what's the third and fourth? train for tractor to naughty kids lying on their faces while they sleep to the point of near suffocation or Signifies the darkest parts of our year. Oh, I know I'm changing signifies the part darkest part of the year true Oh, that's the real one and I think why on their face till they suffocate that's Looking a big dog that lies on me

Suffocate by a Sammy pair? I know. I'm going to change my one to the true one. Oh, that is so smart. I like to pick the false one to be true. All right. Here's who wrote the answers. We've got to don't worry about it. We got up. Sam, you reckon that Ray wrote the one about defecating stockings,

but that was actually written by Chris, the question writer. Okay. The house. I didn't like it. You know, Hey, don't forget Adelaide show coming out. I think Chris is a good laughter. Yeah. He's good. I assume. I liked it Chris. Yeah, that was good stuff. I think Chris is a good laugher. Yeah, he's a good laugher. I assume. I mean, someone who comes up with that. It's gonna have a good sense of humor.

Chris, there will be two full price tickets waiting at the door for you. I wanna say congrats, Chris. 2025 is gonna be turning around for you, man. Don't stop believing. Look it up, things are looking up. And there might not be two full price tickets waiting for you. My tickets are selling fast in Adelaide.

Please book a ticket. Yeah, you got a book at the door. For Ray, you drive sweet. I'd love to see that. He's not coming down from the mountain for less than two tickets. Ray, the one you thought was Sammy P was where they were attracted to naughty kids.

I'm a lot psychosophical at first. That was the house, I'm afraid. Oh, Ray. I'm so sorry about that. That was from my dark mind. Oh, that's dark and twisted mind. That is dark. Aw's dark and twisted mind. It's regular Tim Burton over here.

You are regular Tim Burton. Ray thought the correct one was about, it's signifying the darkest parts of our year. That was actually Sammy P. Oh, I did it. I love the one. Holy moly. Thank you for saying that.

And Sammy P, you went for the one where seeing a cat will save your relationship. That was right. You picked each other. Oh, how wonderful. How wonderful. What an adorable round that was. A gift of the magi.

You gave me a cone, but I shaved my head by yours. That was lovely. That's a wonderful saying. And that means that the one you all wrote off is correct. He eats people who do not receive new clothes before Christmas Eve. I hate that. I hate that. Scary. scary. It is scary.

I want any Icelandic listeners to know I don't respect your culture. That's a stupid mythic. You got it for Christmas on Christmas Day. That's when you get clothes. All right. It's so unfair. I've read it slightly differently as well that it's like if the kids don't put the clothes, the new clothes on, that's what like it's to scare them into, no, I know you got to wear the new sweater from Nana.

Oh, interesting. Yeah, Nana. So it's not to encourage people to keep buying clothes year round. Like not just wait for Christmas to get like new underwear or whatever. Yeah, I think- That is actually a pretty smart idea really.

It's really smart. Yeah, fast fashion. Fast fashion. I don't know, I won't stand for it. Can't get fast enough. Can't get fast away from it. So go on to the final round. Send me peas on three Christmas points.

The house on five Christmas points. But out in front on seven Christmas points. Seven Christmas points. Congratulations. Here's the final question. This comes from Katie May from Burton upon Trent. Where Shakespeare was born. Yes, thank you so much for writing in Katie.

And honestly. The upon is doing all the work for you there. Yeah, the upon got me. It was born upon something, wasn't it? It was born upon something. Yes, thank you so much for writing in Katie and Something maybe a bond Katie thank you. So yeah, Katie. Thank you. Can we take some time on Christmas? Yeah, coming out on Christmas Day. Yes, and thank you so much for spinning your yeah spinning Wonderful. We are recording this on Christmas. That's coming out the day. Yeah She set aside her entire Christmas data. Right. I really appreciate it.

Thank you. Katie. And we know that just, I can see it's coming through still right now. Running it live. I'm trying to lie. Thank you. We know things aren't going well at home and we just appreciate the best. Yeah.

You have made that assumption about all six questions. I know the kind of audience. This podcast. It's very sad and sick people. May that assumption about all six question writers. I know the kind of audience Katie's question is what is the synopsis of the 2018 film Northern Lights of Christmas? What I know synopsis What is the synopsis of the 2018 film Northern Lights of Christmas just Just a sentence or two. Don't don't need to write too much for this one. Quick synopsis for the 2018.

Lies on the face of a child and suffocates it. That's why I did soften it to near suffocation. Because I knew that might have been too grim for Christmas. Otherwise, what's the film called again? Northern Lights of Christmas. You know, beautiful. We need a synopsis. Yeah. All right. Just a sentence So we need a synopsis. Yeah.

All right. Just a sentence or two real quick synopsis. Well, your answers are being written. Here's some more info about the Yule cat. According to Dustin Jones for NPR, Christmas time is upon us and their children loathe getting new clothes for gifts. They best put on that new itchy sweater or slide on those unwanted socks or else risk being eaten alive by a giant cat, at least according to Icelandic folklore. That's right, a child's worst nightmare, new

clothes under the tree, could only be outdone by somehow, by a somehow worse nightmare being devoured by a ferocious feline that hunts down children caught not wearing their new clothes. The tale of Yule, Yulekotun. One more time. Yeah. Yeah. We can get it.

The tale of Yulekotun. Which translates to Yulecat. There's a few, this time there's umlauts and accents and stuff. I think I might've got it better with that help. You got an umlaut on your name? Um, yeah. Of all of them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got a couple of diphthongs. That's what you call underwear in New Zealand. Diphthong, yes. That word for swimmers is diphthongs. So the Yulkat is an Icelandic guy. You are pretty funny. Thanks, guy.

You are very funny. I think I'm having a funny. Very good humor. Very good are pretty funny. Thanks, guy. You are very funny. I think I'm having a funny- Very good humor. Very good sense of humor. Good humor? You're very well-humored. I want to say- You're very well-humored.

I feel like I'm very food-matic. You are. Oh, yes, you are. Very droll. Yeah, do you know what are the four humors you guys are? Sanguine, melancholic. I'd love to know. Oh, I feel I am very melancholic.

Mel-conic. Mel-conic. Mel-conic. Mel-conic. Mel-conic. Mel-conic. I can't even say it. Mel- watermelon-conic. Melanchonic. Melanchonic. Melanchonic. Melanchonic. Melanchonic. I can't even say it. Watermelon.

Melanchonic. Yep. You've got. You did it. Melancholonic. You did a watermelon flavor. You did a watermelon. Sorry, let me get back to this Yulkat ad read.

It's an Icelandic Christmas classic dating back to at least 1932. And according to the Icelandic folklore website, a research project managed by the University of Iceland, Johannes Gudlund, an Icelandic poet, wrote about the old cat in his book, Julin Gorm, which is Christmas is Coming, published in 1932. Gudlund's poem tells the tale of the cat tale of the cat that's very large with glowing eyes. It roams the countryside going from house to house looking for children who aren't wearing the new clothes they got for Christmas, according to the poem. Memes of the Yule Cat have been making their

way around social media. Some are meant to be spooky while others are a blend of fascination and satire. Here's one meme they've quoted on NPR which I think is great journalism. I am really fascinated by other cultures holiday traditions so shout out to my boy the Yule Cat. A monstrous cat who roams Iceland eating people who aren't wearing the clothes they got for Christmas. That is good stuff. Beautiful main work there. The Yulkat isn't the only sinister character that comes around Christmas. Another European focal character is Krampus. One more time?

Krampus. Krampus. Krampus. Krampus. An anti-Santa demon that kidnaps and punishes naughty kids according to mythology.net. Munich in Germany hosts an annual Krampus run which attracts hundreds of participants and more spectators every year Yeah, Krampus a bit of fun. He's a bit of fun. Did I think we did a do go on some of the podcasts I do Sammy pay. I don't know if you're aware of that. We did a an episode about Krampus years ago

It's I think there's a good 10. Can you see me link almost into the post any link? Yeah Have you got many episodes? Yeah, I think we're about 10 Christmas ones in 10 episodes 10 episodes about yeah. Yeah. I've listen any good Well, you're wrong at least two of them, right? Yeah Do you got do you guys have guests? Not usually. Yeah, okay. But Sammy here bugged his way on.

Muscle my way in. You know, because I remember he's a strong arm to my weight. You guys would do a live show before my comedy festival show earlier this year, and I'd be in the green room just thinking, oh, that'd be fun to... I mean, I'm here. I'm mere metres away. And there was a spare chair up on stage as well. That's just in case I need to put my drink somewhere, right? All right.

Final question. What is the synopsis of the 2018 film Northern Lights of Christmas? You just know the name. Wow. This is going to be good. It's going to be a the name. It's in itself. You're like, wow, this is gonna be good. It's gonna be a good film. Yeah. Here are your options.

Option one, Single Mom Jill Jingle has spent all of her savings. Come on. Why'd you say that? I don't know. Why did I say it? Cause I was so excited. I agree with the name.

Come on. Come on. Woo. Let's put it on. I'm sold. Single woman Jill Jingle has spent all of her savings on a once in a lifetime trip to see the Northern Lights. She paid for extra luggage, anticipating the need to bring home a pile of touristy

knickknacks, but she didn't expect the biggest. She didn't expect to get the biggest Christmas memento of all. Santa love. Oh, interesting. You tried to guess the end of the Santa love. Oh, okay. That's interesting. You try to guess the ending. Santa. For your own one. I mean, we don't know.

We don't know. Maybe that's maybe she fell in love with Santa. That's actually nice. Option two. David has organized the perfect engagement proposal for Carol. His elaborate plans, including hiring reindeer and dressing as a realistic Santa Claus are ready to come to fruition, but will bad weather ruin his plans? That's option two. Will it?

That's tantalizing. Look at the film. Will bad weather? That is tantalizing. That's mainly just them watching the news. Yeah. Let's not go out tomorrow. Yeah. I don't need to put on this film. That's my life. I can like maybe the rain might ruin my life. The rain might.

Can't do sugar gliders tonight. You have how many extravagant proposals have been ruined for you by weather? Daily, I find it the weather. And then it starts raining, I go, well, I'll do the adapter for the rain. You pick a new bow every time, don't you? Oh yeah, that's true.

That's the thing is I've got a lovely new bow. If it was meant to be, it would have happened. Yeah, that's right. Well, weather girls have put a line through on it. That's's true. That's the thing is I was meant to be would have happened. Yeah. Well, where the girls have put a line through another one. So that's the second option. The option three Glenda played by Lindsay Lohan is made to return home. Good. Great. You Friday. Great.

After her rehab center is shut down after a series of embezzlements by its manager played by Jane Lynch. What do you know who? Sorry. Anyway, just Sam and you who I know. series of embezzlements by its manager played by Jane Lynch. What did you know who, sorry anyway, just send me new hub. I know a lot of stuff. I didn't even write the top of the table. Jane Lynch best in show.

You seen best in show? I've not. Watch it after this. Watch it after this. Got it for Christmas on a DVD. Returning home to her parents, Ed Begley Jr. and Amy Ryan. She can't wait.

Begley Jr. has been on one podcast. That's wild. Yeah, isn't it wild? Did you write this one? Yep. I want to promote my podcast, Confessions of Malo on all podcast apps with Egg Begley Junior.

Egg Begley Junior? Yeah, on Confessions. Huge gap. How did you? Stop talking. How did you just get there? I can't tell you. I can't tell you.

How'd you get that? I can't tell you. Egg Begley Junior. I can't tell you. So parents, Egg Begley. Ed Begley Jr. I can't tell you, I can't tell you. So parents, Ed Begley. Ed Begley Jr. The son of Ed Begley Sr. How'd you know that?

Well, that's a guess to be honest. Uh, returning home to her parents, Begley and Ryan, she can't wait to get out of this stuffy small town with nothing interesting that happens except its annual Northern light showing. That is until a mysterious man, Rob McElhaney, arrives at the village with a dark secret. He turns into a dog once a year.

That is a dark secret. That is dark. That is dark. It's twisted. It's twisted. That is, your cat all over again. That is, suffocating children. So that is, that's option three.

But you kind of read between lines. Lindsay, absolutely. Freaky Friday and all that. Option four, Zoe Hathaway has been working towards her lifelong goal of being a pilot for years, but everything is thrown off course when she unexpectedly inherits a reindeer farm along with the dangerously handsome ranch hand.

Dangerously handsome. I think that's a person. I don't think it's actually just a severed hand on the ranch. That's interesting. I think that's his name, ranch hand. Ranch hand, got that ranch hand. First name, ranch, last name.

It's similar to athlete's foot. That's true. Oh no, yeah, he's picked that. It's a fungal thing. Oh yes, I always buy true. Oh no. Yeah. It's a fungal thing. Yes. I always buy my shoes from there. Yes. Do you know that Anne Hathaway,

the actor is married to William Shakespeare and he died several years before her. Yes. Did she married his corpse or? I'm not sure exactly. I think he married a spirit. A spirit. She married William Shakespeare as played by Rob Mills.

Oh my. Sorry, Rob Millsy Mills. Rob Millsy Mills. Rob Millsy Mills plays Shakespeare. Yeah, in, and Juliet. Yeah. The former musical. How about that?

Still not touring, you cannot get tickets. Yeah, that's true, it's exclusive. Some people say that, you know, like playing King Lear is the big role for an actor, but who wrote King Lear? You know what I mean? Yeah, that's right. Anne Hathaway.

Well, Anne Hathaway's partner, yeah. That's what I want to be. We'll forget his name. Bill. The dream to get cast as God is obviously huge. That's right. Yeah, work your way up the chain. Yeah.

That's Millsy's next big production. He's gonna play God. Rob Millsy. Rob Millsy. He's not far off. Not far off. Finally, Northern Lights of Christmas centers around the world's cynicism towards believing in a Christmas.

Santa and Mrs. Claus need to work overtime with the elves before Christmas to re-inspire the world. Once inspired, the Northern Lights will turn back on, which is powered by people's belief in Christmas. That's your final option. So just quickly in summary, we have the single woman, Jill Jingle, who luckily has actually a luggage room for love.

Then we've got option two, David's trying to propose to Carol. He's got a big plans, he's got a reindeer, but will bad weather ruin it? That's option two. Option three, Lindsay Lohan's hating her life until Rob McElhenny arrives in town, but he's got a dark secret. Headbender Jr.

Once a year, turns into a dog. That's option three. Option four, Zoe Hathaway has been working towards her lifelong goal of being a pilot for years, but everything's thrown off course when she inherited a reindeer farm, which has a dangerously handsome ranch hand. Or finally, the Northern Lights,

they're failing because of cynicism. Santa and Mrs. Claus have to fight hard to bring it back. And yeah, Northern Lights are powered by people's belief in Christmas. That's the final option. Wow. So many, I really, I really think all of these should be movies if they're not, we can make them.

The way the Christmas movie industry is just like pound them out. Someone will be listening and going, yeah, that'll do. Jim Allen's more than happy to step into any film. Are there actually genuinely any good Christmas films? Alf with Will Ferrell. You didn't like Alf? I've never seen it.

Seen Binding Nemo? Yes. That's not about Christmas, just a good film. There is a Christmas film. Might be a Christmas film. Christmas 3 where I'm in there. Maybe, maybe, maybe. Does Sammy get first?

No. Who are we up to? I think it's right. I've been so confused by this episode that I don't have no idea. The Sammy gets first. No. Yeah. Who are we up to? I think it's Ray. I've been so confused by this episode that I don't have no idea. I'm just compopulated. What round number are we?

We're at the final round, six. Even. So whoever went first, the first time it'll be the other persons. Did I go first the first time? I think it is that right Sammy? How about Sammy P goes first, then Ray, which is second. And then Ray goes first, who, which one you wrote.

And then you go for who the fifth. Yeah. Great, great. Fifth, I guess. Yeah. Rob Mills. Oh, I think that the Rob Mecklehany one is the, is a true one. I think naming actors and all of that. I think that's, is the, is a true one. I think naming actors and all of that. I think that's, I think that's a true one.

Interesting. And I think Ray. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's right. Okay. I think the true one, this is tough, but I think the true one might be the, I think Zoe Hathaway is the true one, but the ranch hand. Oh, the ranch hand.

Ranch hand. Can I also say, in case you two have forgotten, it's been a while since you've been on, this is worth triple Christmas points. Holy moly. Yeah. Always Christmas points on every episode. Every episode, yeah.

Right. This is the one, one in 52 that makes a bit more sense. Yeah, always Christmas points on every episode This is the one that's in 152 them So I think what you reckon Sam I think that the first two sound like such terrible films I think I think they have to be one of the best to be written by The one is the, the sounds, the one is the, the purposely forgetting your name to throw me off. That was cause one is the Joe jingle. The hook is that she has like emphasis on how much space is in your luggage, which seems like a pretty terrible films and ops. Which seems like a pretty terrible films and ops. Why would they be such a massive part of the film?

Is the weather. Is there like she flew quantas that in luggage space comes automatically. We don't know. Someone's going to self quantas. Frequent was funded by. Yeah. James Joyce himself. James Joyce. Alan Joyce. Alan Joyce. Frequent. Fun was funded by, uh, James Joyce himself.

Alan Joyce, James Joyce, you lose it. This is a loose adaption of a very, like, um, and then the second one was also almost the weather one. I reckon. Okay. I'm going to use the first one is Sammy Peterson, Joe, Joe, jingle, Sammy magic about the woman with a new bag from Strandbags.

That's just nonstop product placement. It is, yeah, it's good. I could probably fit seven or eight Strandbags in there. That's how good the luggage room is at Qantas. The spirit of the sky. The spirit of the sky, that's beautiful. I think- In memoriam, it answered his answer.

Yeah. Yeah. You'll be going on the spirit of Tasmania, back to is. It's a yeah. Yeah. You'll be going on the tour in Tasmania back to your homeland for Christmas. I'm from Tasmania. Sam thinks I'm from Tasmania. Yeah. I think he thinks I'm at Andy Matthews. So we're not sure, but no, I'm pretty, you're pretty sure.

You're pretty sure about it. Auntie Matthews. Auntie Matthews. I'm actually, I'm Auntie Matthews. I think the, the one that Ray made up is the one about the proposal. Matthews and Matthews. I'm actually Matthews. I'm anti Matthews. I think the the one that Ray made up is the one about the proposal. The one about the proposal. OK, oh, yes, yes. The one about the weather plans being where the plans being ruining everything.

All right. So we'll check the scores of the grass. Chips cause the tubes. All right. I'm Jon Jon. I'm Jon's and for the answer, Ray thinks single woman, Jill Jingle was written by Sammy, but it was actually written as a beautiful work between Katie and me. The house that was a jingle. I added extra luggage. Katie wrote like a kind of a believable thing. It's a great detail.

It's a great detail. I love it. I love it. Great work, guys. Great work, guys. Sammy thought Ray wrote the one about the elaborate plans for a proposal. That was also Katie and the house.

Good for them. Good for them. Katie wrote the classic line, though, but will bad weather ruin his plans? That was all Katie. That's a good blockbuster hit, Katie. And also named Carol there. Yeah, that's fun.

And I must say, Carol did inspire me to rename Jill, Jill Jingle. Jill Jingle, Jill Jingle. I mean, let's just like, thinking of like a Twister type film, it's quite a lot. Yeah, really. Really, yeah, Really, really.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to get the ring on the finger. Like it's the climax of the film. They're being blown up. Bad weather. All bad weather. Sammy P went for the one with Glenda, played by Lindsay Lohan and Rob McElhenny playing a dog man.

That was Ray O'Leary. That was Ray O'Leary. That was incredible. Great, great characters. Great, great cast. Yeah, it's expensive. Very fancy Lindsay Lohan, Jane Lynch. Yeah, I think it'd be the junior who I believe is 90 years old and Amy Ryan, who I realized afterwards would be at most 50. You texted me about a big league in yesterday. Yeah, I did. Yeah. Fuck, fuck. Begley on the brain. It's in his head. I've been sowing the seeds the whole time. Yeah, absolutely. Sammy P wrote the one about cynicism and Santa and Mrs. Claus having to work overtime

to save the Northern Lights. But whatever they are, put them back on. I think that was my idea. Put them back on, put on the Northern Lights. Honestly, that feels like that's a pretty much, that's gotta be something like a real movie. That could be a real movie. I bet that could be it.

With Ed Biggley Jr. playing all parts. And that means Ray, you are correct. The dangerously handsome ranch hand. Congratulations, Ray. There's a power imbalance there. I love the, her lifelong goal of being a pilot. This is thrown off course because she inherits a reindeer farm.

It's really lovely. You could hire a manager and they go back to being a pilot is thrown off course because she inherits a reindeer farm with a really lovely you could hire a manager they go back to be the pilot pretty standard stuff reindeer farmer the you have a bit of room come on come on come on come on come on come on come. Shimonzo. According to Rotten Tomatoes, this is not a good film. What sounds good? There hasn't been enough proper critics reviewing it to give it a score on the Tomatometer, but on the Popcornometer,

which is just any audience can give it a score. It's only got 20%. 20%, that's not good. That is out of the 100. Right. One of the positive ish reviews comes from a guy who, even though you don't have to in his review, he signed off James Welch Henderson from Arkansas, which I enjoyed. Anyway, James Welch Henderson from Arkansas wrote good story, good acting.

Yes, I enjoyed it. And think you will too. Three stars. So that was great. That was great. That was out of a hundred. That was out of a hundred. Oh my God. So final score check here.

It's gonna be huge. Triple points in the last round really to shake things up. Triple Christmas points that is. In third place, the bronze Ozzy himself on three Christmas points. Sammy pay. He's done it again. Well, that's going to be big. So that's okay.

Things will turn around at the new year. I think that's absolutely looking forward to next year. Hopefully that bread is moldy in second place on five Christmas points. It's the Christmas house. Oh, you weren't sure. You weren't sure, but I appreciate it. I appreciate it. You, you know, Christmas, you were pressured in by my, my silence. It was nice to giving me a week round of applause there.

That means why out in front, you would double the score for so much of it, but in the end you were nearly triple the score on 13. Like if some Christmas points, it's Ray O'Leary. Thank you. Thank you. Hey bronze on New Zealand Taskmaster, gold. That's amazing. That's right.

I forgot to have a show for a second. It doesn't matter. Gold, frankincense and myrrh right here, baby. Absolutely. Where can, just quickly about your shows yet again. So you're touring around. All around, I'll be around. In Australia.

In Australia. You're going to Edinburgh? Nah, just all around Australia. When I'll be around in Australia, in Australia, going to Edinburgh. Nah, just all around Australia. We're going to have one of them Haggis hot dogs. So at some point and an iron brew. Why the long face? Why long face? And Dave Warnocky dates the entire audience all around. Come and check it out and they'll be able to find information online.

Online. Yeah, I'm online. That's a great time. I'm online these days. So Sammy Peterson unofficial is my Instagram and you can find a link tree in there. Oh my God. that's really helpful. What about you, Ryan? Well, yes, I'm on tour around New Zealand, Australia, the UK, all starting very early next year.

Um, yeah, I'm at Ray O'Leary comedy on every, on, you know, most social media platforms, you know, truth, social rum rumble, telegraph, if you can find me all the main ones. Um, but yeah, I'm touring my show. Yeah. Laughter. I hardly know it all around. You know, Perth, Adelaide, Melbourne, you know, the UK, England, you get it. You get it.

And come up to Ray after the show and say, and demand a free ticket. I heard you on who knew it. Where's my free ticket? I love that. Say that. You let me know. Let me know if you want a free ticket. Let me know if you listen to this, let me know.

Same with Sammy P, really bug him about it. Yeah. You too comfortable? I'd normally ask that after a show, people gave me a show. Would you be comfortable with people coming up to you? Hey, can I have a photo? Love John, who knew it? Yeah, no, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it. Tag who knew it. Yeah. That's true. But make sure you approach me from the front, not from the back. I'll go, I will kick.

Doesn't look like that. go, I will kick. Doesn't like arms. You started, you'll kick. And yes, I've got the show, Bad Boy, which is at least coming to Adelaide and Melbourne and maybe Brisbane. Oh, huge. More will be announced.

Fantastic. Anyway. I'm going to Hobart, your hometown. Oh my God. That'd be great. You can make and get your deal. That'd be really cool to see you in my hometown. Love it there.

Thanks so much for listening this Christmas. Merry Christmas to you all. Hey, please give us a five star review. Why not tell your friends, if you think you know anyone who might enjoy it. What a beautiful Christmas present this would be. Beautiful Christmas. Stocking filler.

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Cheers to tuning in to Who Knew with Matt Stewart. Now that you know it, I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye. So I think last time maybe you Insta-dammed me, but you could either do there or on Facebook or whatever is easiest. Have you got Facebook? Yeah I do, I do but I'll stick with the insta-d. Stick with insta-d.

It's got an interesting name on Facebook, it's not his real name. Yeah that's true, that's true. And there's a chance that Matt and I aren't friends on Facebook. Add him and see if he accepts. Yeah, that's true. It must be interesting in real time. Just not accepting at all. That is, that is, that does happen. I bet you get a guess on it like, oh, you can just DM me on Facebook.

Like, oh, I haven't accepted. Have you unfriended me or yeah, have you not accepted? You unfriended me, that is. I'm like, someone, someone said that to me. They said, oh, yeah, I think you've unfriended you. You've unfriended me. I'm like, I doubt that to me. They said, yeah, I think you've unfriended me. I'm like, I doubt that I went through and had a cull. I'm culling. I might not have ever, if we never added.

I have a cull every morning. Yeah. Wake up and cull. Coffee and cull. Coffee and cull. How good has Ray been to me this week? Seemed to do sugar glider last night, didn't let me know. Interesting. Who books that? Very interesting. How could has Ray been to me this way We're on threads as well you're on threads as well I love threads

Got a guy that comments under everything that I write at the moment with boom tish Or explaining what I've just said Or my favorite Thought It sounds all fine. I thought I was adding to the thread. I was actually giving back to the thread, really bumping it up. One of my favorite, you know the wonderful, wonderful film, Robin Hood, Men in Tights.

Oh yeah. It's a great moment where they're walking through, there's like a wedding and there's a priest that's walking down and everyone's going hi, Vika. Hi, Abbot. Hi, Abbot. And this random guy just turned around and goes, Hey, Abbot. And he goes, Oh, I hate that guy.

Oh, I hate that guy. I love that it's not explained at all. That's one of my favorite, uh, moments from cinema. Now you go. Yeah. Is it a reference to like Abott and Costello or something? Probably something like that. But like as kids we're like, but just look so excited to see the priest, which I think is lovely.

And confessions. You always should look forward to seeing the priest in my, uh, wonderful podcast confessions. Okay. Yes. Great. And are you the priest in the situation? Okayessions. Okay, yes, great. And are you the priest in this situation? Okay, I just look forward to seeing you, okay. You should look forward to seeing these. What I meant to say. Oh my God, are the answers in? I think they are.

This is huge. What style did you decide to go for? What mode of communication? Calibri. Calibri, nice one. Calibri light. Thank you, thank you. You're straight for the automatic option on Microsoft Word. Calibri, youibri. Nice one. Calibri light. Thank you. Thank you. You're straight for the automatic option on Microsoft Word.

Calibri. You're a Microsoft Word. I didn't know. My Microsoft Word is updated. So it has co-pilot in it, which is the Microsoft AI. Oh, lovely. And it keeps, and as soon as you start writing, it's like, do you want to AI this?

And it's humiliating because I'm trying to write jokes and Microsoft the whole time is like, come on, man, no, not that one. You got the, I'm like the Microsoft, you know, the lovely back and he's back and he's judgmental. I'm not going to answer that. Oh, that was my impression of Clippy while I typed my jokes. Right, that Calabria is beautifully utilized there. Yeah, no, I didn't do it.

I went for Ariel Narrow. I'm going to do Joker Man next time. The cracker. Oh, that's fine, I'll do Windings. I don't think I've ever built a snowman now that I think about it. No, I've never done it. Yeah, but yeah, my siblings have it snowed once when I was away.

I was going to say, because you're from New Zealand, a place that is snow. There is more snow, but it's never really where I grew up. Because there's more snow because you've got great mountains there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but not where we didn't live up in the mountains. Yeah, OK. You've got a mountain vibe. He's saying some shit. You could just handle a situation. You could. You could handle a mountain.

Thank you. Thank you. That's true. Your career. I would say you're up very high. Oh, thank you. Treat us like that. It's nice to come in and hang around with the little people. Thank you for calling us the little people every time you come over. It would be interesting now that you come down to see us.

We're not actually that little. It's just from where you are. We look like ants. It's a perspective thing. It's crazy. You always say, sugar glider, we all look like ants when you're on stage. Sugar glider is such a, it's a comedy room in Melbourne. Sorry, it's a comedy room in Melbourne.

I'm sure everyone knows. Yes. And I performed there last night. You did. And I was really jealous. Yes, you I performed there last night. You did, really jealous. Yes, yes. I've been seething ever since he got me. Sammy pays, yeah. What kind of pay do you get at Sugar Glider?

It was free. Free? You paid them? I was paid, I lost, I lost quite a lot. I bet $300 I'd bomb. All the way, all the way, 300. I was gonna take a dive. You tried to bomb a new room still. I can't, I can't. I simply cannot bomb. That's why I'm up in the mountains guys.

I tried to be, but tried to Bob. You can leave all this in. Uh, that's up to Connor. Yeah. Connor. I can leave this stuff in. This is good stuff. I'm pretty sure he'll probably trim out most of it. You trim out, right?, I can leave this stuff in. This is good stuff. I'm pretty sure he'll probably trim out most of it.

You trim out, right? Really? He might leave this bidding. This is interesting. You're being very charming. I'm being charming at the moment, Ray. Check the levels, Connor. Check the levels, Connor.

Let's give you a quick sound check if that's all right, Connor. Check, check, check. Hello? Hello? This is Raymond. Um, I don't want you to feel bad about not getting me a Christmas gift. Oh, great.

That is a relief. That is a weight off. Just because I got you both something nice. Good. Half way nice, half way in a pack of big cats that we're talking about. Vegan boy can't have them. Yeah, that's true.

It seems a bit rude to put them in front of me. Vegetarian boy can. Oh, vegetarian. You full veg? Are you. Oh, you full veg? You vegetarian? You got full veg? You got full veg? You can't go full veg.

No, you are full veg. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. From way back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Since you're in short pants. He's still gone. I really understood that saying. What's the saying? I've been doing this since you're in short pants.

That's not a sign. That's not saying is it? Yeah. Isn't it? Short pants. Yeah. What does that mean? I don't know.

I don't think that is a different in America or England. Maybe in America or England. This is your nappy is short pants. Short pants. Well, in England, short pants, underwear, right? Yes. So maybe it's English language. What underwear? Yeah.

Underwear. Right. You don't call them red. Jandals. Do you see the red? You don't call them red. Grunge shorts. We've been doing this since you have been short pants.

I'm going to start saying it. I think it must be English because Americans call them diapers. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. So maybe maybe English people call short pants. You buy some of them pull ups, short pants. Yeah.

Short pants. Pull up them short pants. These are extra. I'm wearing my adult short pants. Pull up them short pants. Pull up them short pants, kid. I mean, we're all sitting on the Internet. We are. We refuse to. We refuse to. Short pants kid. I mean, we're all sitting on the internet.

We refuse to, we refuse to. We much prefer to annoy whoever has that saying. Yeah. Short pants feels like it could be a thing. Then another round. Yeah, it could be another round. It could be another round. It's Christmas.

Let's add on another round. Short pants. Around on me. Yeah, the next one's on me. The next one's on me. Oh my God. We're all doing around each. Have you been visited by three ghosts overnight?

Ray, you've really loosened up. I need to give away my points. I'm getting screwed up. I'm getting huge. Oh, my round was I got Ray a warm Coca-Cola. That is really nice. Oh, I shouldn't even have stabbed my old business partner in the back.

Which he literally did as well. I did, I did. Just wanna give it a minute. Terrible thing to sound a podcast. I committed a murder. Don't worry, that was in the ad break. I think we weren't going live at that point. Can I just do an ad read for murder? Just quickly. You're not enough people being murdered. Um, we're making Connor's job brutal because all that stuff at the middle of being edited out now we're referring back. Anyway, don't edit it out.

Just edit all of it out. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We're making Connor's job brutal because all that stuff in the middle would have been edited out now we're referring back anyway. Don't edit it out. Just edit all of it out.

I'll go again. Edit the bit out when I said not enough people are murdered every year. Can you do that bit out? Yeah, my goodness. My goodness, my goodness, my goodness. I'm just Googling. How do you spell you? What? Oh, hang goodness. I'm just Googling, how do you spell you?

What? Oh, hang on. You are good. J-U-U-L. J-E-W-E-L. You, I belong, and you belong with, sorry, I can't remember it. It's beautiful.

Beautiful lyrics. I need to try singing the music by Jill. Some bad hands. Am I standing still with the scenery passing me by? Cause I, and you along with me. You're the piano man. No, I was meant for you. I was meant for you.

Oh, you were meant for me as well. And I was meant for. And I was meant for you as well. That's Jewel. Yes, that was Jewel. Yeah. You, the vape company did that. Is that true? Um, yep. Yes.

Um, um, it's so interesting that lots of different cultures really place a lot of emphasis around round. Yeah. You know, like great, like it's a great shape. Like, you know, strongest of all shapes. You know that? Is that true? Yep. What was that?

What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that?

What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that?

What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? What was that? I reckon it's the Higgsagon. I don't think so. Oh my God, I don't think so. I don't think so. Yeah, igloos, why do they last for millennia? They're not real. Is that true? Yeah, it's a conspiracy. Have I fallen for another, for big eyes? You've fallen for big eyes, that's why they want you to believe. You having fun, Ray?

Yeah, I'm just playing some games on my phone. Have you guys, do you guys know mine sweeper? It's actually really fun. It's actually really fun. You have a good time with it. What are your genuine opinions on the CEO killers? Now this is an ad read. Cut all this out.

Yeah, I think kind of might cut all of that out. What about the bitches? What are your genuine opinions? Any genuine opinions will get cut out. Two state solution Because they've already got they got 50 now so gonna you which 48 are you getting rid of Right like Mudge North North and We are going to go with confessions. We're going to do a whole other episode. Sorry.

Is this my Kiwi accent coming through? Hey, you're doing a great job. Do you normally have two guests or three guests? Two or three. Oh yeah. I think the first time I did it was Jordan Barr and there was another person but there was three of us. Did you have more fun on that one? Yeah it was great. It was honestly, I would say I was lightning in a bottle was how I described it. A chemistry that cannot be repeated. That's huge. Yeah that's gotta be the first time I come back. It wouldn't be as good. It would be repeated. That's huge. No, that's yeah. I mean, that's what I've been for. I've never come back. Cause it wouldn't be, it wouldn't be as good. It would be a down, a real dud.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. Sorry about that, Connor. Um, so he said he set up was, um, shot as good as the studio. Unprofessional and he shot it and Sammy does shorty work. If that's right, I apologize to you, Connor. Thank you very much for editing this. I'm professional and he showed it and Sammy does shorty work Thank you very much for editing this and if you live in Adelaide

I'm doing Perth fringe. I'll be there jam He's gonna rock up after the show. Hey, thanks for inviting me to the show. If you want to come Connor, you can, um, you can ask Matt, maybe the Wednesday night I sit down comedy club. That might be. Yeah. If you contact sit down, talk to Fidelity. Good chat. I've never performed a good chat, but I hear it's a great thing.

Great thing. You're one of the guys. Yeah. I never, I've never also never, I've never stepped foot in either good channel, sit down comedy club. Would you like to, um, yeah. Well, they've already, um, uh, banned me. Restrainted all this kind of thing.

But, um, on the, uh, I got passed. Iining orders kind of thing. But on the- You got passed there, passed over. I got passed off. I was celebrating pass over there and then I declared you somatic. Yes. Sugar glider though, things are looking up. Australia sugar glider. You always have sugar glider. Yeah, I always have sugar glider.

It's in pain to fly from Brisbane to do sugar glider. Boy, are my arms tired. So, you can have that. You can have that. Really? Yeah. That's for you. Man, I was right here. I would have loved that. No, next time. I got to get in quick with that sort of stuff.

I was trying to Google my Brisbane show. And I discovered that sit down comedy club have my bio on their website as one of the, one of the comedians that might drop. I mean, I guess there's a chance I could perform there, but I've never seen. You know, like, you know, they, you know, how different. I mean, I guess there's a chance I could perform there, but I've never seen performance on the media. That's so funny that you're in the bio. You know, like, you know, they, you know,

have different clubs or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so funny. You can hire him if you want. We don't know how to contact him ourselves. Yeah, I'll leave it at that. If you can let him. Let us know when he's coming.

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