Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 2 - Cass Paige and Zoe Bilotta

Episode Date: September 26, 2022

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a new comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. On the second episode the guests are Cass Paige and Zoe Bilotta from Sanspants Radio!Check out Matt's stand up special FREE on YouTube: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!See the show live, get tickets via: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/ Check out Cass and Zoe's new podcast (and all their other podcasts): https://www.sanspantsradio.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith and Logo by @muzdoodles! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh my God, can you believe it? It's the year 2024. It's Melbourne Comedy Festival and we've just moved venues. We're at the Grace Darling now. We had a great run at the Chinese Museum, selling out shows by the end, but now we need you to come over to the Grace Darling and shows are at 7.15. It's going to be so much fun. Love to see you there. Let's have a beer. Use discount code do go on the show's called dry dry at the melbourne international comedy festival then we're going to sydney and brisbane tickets to all that stuff's on sale now and you can find those tickets and details at mattstuartcomedy.com welcome to who knew it with matt stewart the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart and this week I'm joined by Cass Page and Zoe Bellotta from Sands Pants Radio. Hello! Welcome to the show, thanks so much for joining us. Thank you for having us.

Thank you for having us. It's so good to have you here. Are you hyped up? I'm so ready. I'm so ready to know it and then knew it. Yeah, you got that game show fever? I'm excited to not know it, but have some fun. And maybe make some friends along the way. Holy shit, that's what the show's all about.

Cass is here to win. She has threatened me several times today. I'm here to kill. Holy shit, okay. Well, I play as well and I'm pretty good at this show. Oh no, you're the show's dad. You might be wondering what this show is. It's nearly a brand new show.

Nearly? I think this is episode two. Episode two? So, how it works is I ask a question and you two, the contestants, have to write a convincing fake answer. Then I read the fake answers as well as the real answer and our contestants, that's you two, guess which one you believe is correct. Okay, are we ready to play? I was born ready and I will die ready. So the first question comes from Ruby in Camberwell.

All right, Ruby in Camberwell. Okay, Ruby, what you got for us? Ruby's question is, what is a jolter head? and this is a word that was most commonly used in the 1700s what is a jolter head so you just got to give me a definition there send that through and while you're writing your answers i'll explain how the scoring works uh for those listening at home contestants get one point if the other contestant guesses their fake answer. And another point if they correctly guess the answer. So, two points up for grabs every round. And by the way, I'm also playing as the house.

The house always wins. Or the house sometimes wins. I've put in two of my own fake answers for each question. And I get a point for each one of those that our guests choose. Oh, you have tripled the chance. No, that's two. There's only two of us. There's only two of you.

Did you think? Wait, where did I? Who did you think was in that empty chair? My best friend. Cass. I think probably, maybe statistically, I do still have a better chance. I'm not sure. Got any statisticians

on the blower? Oh there's got to be some out there You've got to let us know if Matt statistically has a higher chance of winning as the house If he's putting two answers in himself because we're only putting one answer in. But I also can't guess

the correct answer which you can do But I think maybe the chances of guessing the correct answer is harder than someone else guessing yours, maybe. I'm not sure. I don't know. I'm not good at math, Matt. Okay. I'm sorry to admit that. Math, Matt.

Math, Matt. So, yeah, all of our questions come in from our Patreon supporters. And if you want to submit a question, sign up via patreon.com slash do go on pod. There you'll also be supporting other shows such as Primates and which is the show that Cass and Zoe have just recorded with me an episode about the film. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Nope. There's also the book cheat podcast where Dave Warnocki reads a classic novel. So you don't have to and another podcast called Do Go On which is the one that started it all. A little baby podcast. Yeah, that's like a podcast about history.

Podcast about babies? Podcast about babies in history. Babies in history. Yeah, I don't think that's the best. We only just got anesthetic for them by the way, babies in history. Babies in history? Just like in 89. What?

Really? Yeah, that's a fun fact. Is that what we're doing in this game? Anesthetic for babies? Yeah. Late 80s is when we discovered babies needed anesthetic during surgery. Oh. Whoa.

No. Yeah. Do you reckon anyone remembered, though? Well, that's what their argument was. The baby doesn't remember. But the baby still feels pain. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. So the question is, what is a jolter head? Here are your five options. All right. A type of screwdriver. A foolish person. A street urchin who is overindulged in rotten wine that has been discarded by the local breweries. Someone who's got an iron rod stuck in their eye.

Or a person whose head can come on and off and still survive. So you've got five very... What were the first two? You've got five very good options. The first two are very short. A type of screwdriver. Type of screwdriver. A foolish person.

A street urchin who's overindulged in rotten wine. So specific. Someone with an iron rod stuck in their eye. Or a person whose head can come on and off and still survive. Screwdriver. Screwdriver for Zoe. Locking that in. Yeah, lock it in, Maddie.

I love the idea that someone's head can come on and off on and off easily but i know that doesn't exist but maybe in medieval times it did that's the thing if it did exist i wouldn't have heard about it because it's not common oh that is true you are stupid my head can't come off and on i'm not special you know it was a word used in the 1700s maybe those people thought it was a thing, but it wasn't really a thing. They just saw magicians for the first time and lost their fucking mind. Yeah, and then they put it back on. Yeah. I think I will go with the foolish person.

I think I am the Jodette. All right. So, let's go through who came up with these answers. So let's go through who came up with these answers. Firstly, the person whose head can come on and off and still survive. That was won by the house. Oh, yeah. Someone who's got an iron rod stuck in their eye.

That was a Zoe. That was always special. Thank you. Street Urgent, who has overindulged in rotten wine that has been discarded by the local breweries. That's cass i didn't realize we weren't doing wordy okay i'm gonna be honest i saw you type it and i was like oh no because i've put put my phone down a while ago yeah i was i've learned uh zoe guessed a type of screwdriver which was an answer written by the house meaning the correct answer was a foolish person and cas gets the point knows a jolter head what can i say what a fun yeah it's kind of a fun bring it back bring it back do you think we can i will be calling you

that from now on yeah i'll try and get winning when i can with you yeah if you don't mind all right so um i'll be scoring as we go here. And that means so far. Oh, thank God, because as we said, we're not good at math. Cass on one point. House on one point. Zoe yet to score. I do not like this math.

I didn't mean to recount. All right. So we're up to question number two. This one comes from Suraj Peeris in Melbourne, writing, According to Britannica, what happened on August the 6th, 1926? So, something happened on that date. Obviously, notable, at least enough for Britannica to mention it in passing. Sorry, I made myself laugh.

I made myself laugh, sorry. That's always a great sign. Sorry. That's a great sign when the thought of your idea is already making you laugh. While you're writing your answers, I'm going to give the listeners a little bit more info on Jolterhead.

Ooh, I love that Radiohead album. Jolterhead? Yep. So Ruby, who wrote the question, tells us, I discovered the word Jolterhead? Yep So Ruby who wrote the question tells us I discovered the word Jolterhead while playing dictionary with my family as a kid Bracket what a cool family Close bracket And it remains to be a sick burn

Highly recommend using it on your siblings I think that's a fantastic use of the word Jolterhead I was trying to find out more about the origin of it, and I didn't find a lot of info, but I found some great alternatives. I remembered my answer. I'm so sorry. This is so stupid. What have you done?

You're remembering your answer from the last one or this one? What do you mean you remembered it? You submitted it 30 seconds ago. I forgot because I was listening to Matt. I was learning. Well, Zoe, keep listening. Keep learning. Keep distracting me from how funny I am.

Here are some alternatives to the word jolter head. They're seen as equivalents like dolt, numbskull, blockhead, oaf, dullard and chowderhead. Chowderhead's maybe my favorite there. Chowderhead's pretty good. Chowderhead's fantastic. It's the most creative. Jolterhead's great. Chowderhead, you know, I think all of these could be used more.

It's nicer than calling someone a big old dumbass oh that's fun because you get a lot of swing in the words yeah chowder head chowder head oh that that's good because you they're it their brains sound as mushy have you remembered have you remembered it's not that funny i can't you've put a lot of pressure on me oh i'm like made myself cry all right so question number two question number two is cordon de britannica what what happened on August the 6th, 1926? Joan of Arc was canonized as a saint by Pope Benedict the 15th.

The first woman swam across the English Channel. Cassie's just watching me laugh. Yeah, because I think someone's going to give the game away when a certain answer is read. And I'm going to... She's going to get it. I'm not going to look. Okay. So what's this about?

I'm not looking at her. What's the second answer? The second one was the first woman swam across the English channel. 9-11. Was it... When Calvin Coolidge said... When Calvin Coolidge said bum on the radio, it was the first recorded incident of a US president swearing?

Yeah. Or finally... Bum isn't a swear word. Let's not lie to one another. Oh, in the 20s. I mean, this was pre-9-11. This was pre-9-11. This is pre-9-11. Yeah, quite a while.

Or was it? Or was it exactly 9-11? Or finally, an iguana skeleton was found on a beach in Ireland. So, we've got Joan of Arc canonised. Yep. First woman swam across the English Channel. 9-11. Sorry, what was that third one again?

Sorry, could you repeat that, please? 9-11. 9-11. Sorry, what was that third one again? Sorry, could you repeat that, please? 9-11. 9-11. All right, yep. I don't know what it... Yeah, because I don't... We can't find out because we can't ask the person who wrote it all the true fact now. No, we can't.

No, that would be... Because 9-11, the one I'm thinking of, happened on the 11th of September, the 9th month. Huh. This must have been... Definitely not October 6th. August 6th. August 6th. 1926.

But maybe this was... A different 9-11. A different 9-11 for a different meaning. When sometimes an artist releases a song and people are like, this is great, and then you find out it was a cover? Yeah, I think it's like that. 9-11 was already a bottle shop in tasmania a chain of bottle shops for them i guess because they're open from 9 till 11 that's a good window yeah that's a good window to be open because it doesn't ruin the staff's night because they're only there

for three hours you know they can still do things before and after so then so 9-11 was the third option fourth option was calvin coolidge said bum on the radio making the first recorded incident of a US president swearing or an iguana skeleton was found on a beach in Ireland. Cass, what do you think the answer is? So, we've got Joan of Arc.

Joan of Arc. First woman swimmer. Channel swimmer. 9-11. 9-11. Calvin Coolidge. Calvin Coolidge. Swearing.

Bum. An iguana skeleton. All right. Do you know what? I like the idea that bum's a swear word. Let's go bum. Bum. It was close, though.

It was, yeah. Could have been 9-11. Could have been 9-11. It was a tough call. Yeah. So, what do you think? Oh, I'm going the iguana. I think they're tiny little demons and I love them.

Yeah, Britannic would have probably recorded that incident for sure. Okay. Well, Joan of Arc being canonized as a saint, that was written by Siraj, the question writer. Ooh, that's a good one. Which I thought was very believable. That was believable because I've always known her to be a saint. Yes. Yeah.

And so that must have happened before our lifetimes. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, pretty good. I wonder when she was canonized. Canonized is, I know what it means. But she definitely wasn't shot out of a cannon. No, I always imagine, like, anytime someone says canonized, I imagine their holy image

because I've always seen them with, like, the, you know, the halos and everything. And then just getting shot with a cannon. She was canonized, I imagine their holy image because I've always seen them with like the, you know, the halos and everything. And then just getting shot with a cannon. She was canonized in 1920. So, it was quite recently. Yeah. Do you reckon there was like cool Joan of Arc merch like in the 20s? Oh, surely. Yeah.

Like printed tees. Yeah, little keychains. And they put them on the little candle. Yeah. The next one I'll mention was So what have we 9-11 Oh yes

That was written by Zoe Oh, shockingly No No Zoe did 9-11 I think if you didn't do so much laughing at it beforehand I would have been I would have

I mean, I had so much expectation by the time I read it out. You saved me from blowing it, really. You don't want to blow 9-11. The Calvin Coolidge one, that was by the house. Oh, that's good. Bum's a good swear word. Yeah, you know, like in the 20s, you think. Bum. That would have been scandalous. Front page news. Stop acting's a good swear word. Yeah, you know, like in the 20s, you think... Bum!

That would have been scandalous. Front page news. Stop acting like a bum! Stop presses. Coolidge has said bum. Bum! An iguana skeleton being found on the beach was written by Cass. Oh, you know what I like.

You hate them? I hate them so much. So, the correct answer wasn't guessed this time. The first woman swam across the english channel so once again one point to cast one point to the house one good giggle to zoe yeah i mean honestly the the laughs are of almost equal value unfortunately not in the scoring they are worth zero but uh quick score check zoe on zero but in the scoring. They are worth zero. But quick score check, Zoe, on zero. But in the lead, Cass and the house on two apiece.

Yeah. We're up to question three. This one was written by, what a fantastic name this is, Lady Paula Smith. Oh, fancy. Oh, my God. From Port Macquarie. Are you going to get canonized? Do you think Lady Paula Smith has the canonizing skills? I don't know.

What do you have to do to get canonized? A dead. Own a big cannon. You have to be dead. I think two miracles. Two? That's what it used to be. Okay.

Own a big cannon. Okay. Yep. So, question three is, according to a 1995 study by the Journal of Experimental Analysis on Behavior, what unusual talent do pigeons have? I can't write 9-11 again. I mean, you can.

And I will. Melting still beans. According to a 1995 study by that journal, what unusual talent do pigeons have? And while you're writing your answers i'll let the listeners know a little bit more about the first woman to swim across the english channel according to britannica gertrude caroline edel was an american swimmer who was the first woman to swim the english channel and one of the best known american sports personages that can't be that's pronounced of the 1920s edel became a leading exponent of the eight-beat crawl,

which is eight kicks for each full arm stroke. And between 1921 and 1925 held 29 national and world amateur swimming records. That sounds like a crawl. Yeah. Eight kicks per stroke. He's always had a go. He's always had a go at a chair. A standard crawl. her chair a standing crawl

yes a standard crawl I would say a standard crawl yep so in 1922 she broke

seven records in a single afternoon at Brighton Beach in New York oh my god in the face of fucking calm down yeah that's a lot

of records in the face of widespread doubt that a woman could accomplish the feat she set out from Cape Gris-Nez near Calais in France. That's probably not how it's pronounced.

On August the 6th, covered in sheep grease and wearing a special two-piece suit she had designed herself. Matt, I have a question. Yep. Why sheep grease? I don't have an answer, but I love the question. Hang on. What was the date? 1926, August the 6th, I think.

To attract fish? Well, it was warm then. Why would she... I assumed it was just to keep cold. Oh, is it like when runners put their little stickies on their nipples to stop the chafing? Is it to stop the chafing? I don't think there's chafing in water. Oh, I have no idea.

I think it is solar insulation, right? right yeah you're swimming for hours and hours even sometimes not even that hot in the summer right no but that's in france wasn't it france to england that's the swim so it's like an ocean swim yeah yeah i reckon it's for insulation i don't think you'd get but you're hot while you're running so why wouldn't you be hot while you're swimming you would be hot while you're swimming i You would be hot while you're swimming. I don't know how to swim, so this is all very alien to me. I love that you've got bogged down in this amongst all the records. No, it's fair enough you've got bogged down in sheep grease.

People saying women can't swim this. What's this grease she's got on her head? Women can't swim, so I was like, okay, I don't know how to swim, but why is she doing that? I love that she designed her own swimsuit. Women are great. Despite the choppy, well, no, this woman's great. Let's not go crazy. Matt's the feminist.

We've got to listen. We forgot about Matt the feminist. Okay, I didn't know you'd heard of me. I'm a feminist, and yes, this is what feminists look like. Despite the choppy water, she swam to Dover in Kent in England in 14 and a half hours, 14 hours and 31 minutes. So, it's a long swim. That's big.

Yeah, you don't get a break because you'd sink. And she beat the men's world record by an hour and 59 minutes. So good, dude. Yeah. I love it. Like, a woman can't do this. She beat the world record by two hours. That's so impressive. I know. I love it. Like, a woman can't do this. She beat the world record by two hours. That's so impressive.

I know. It's amazing. That's so long. It's crazy that some of the greatest sport people of all history have been women. Oh, name one. This lady. Yeah, I didn't think you could. I was thinking about 9-11.

Serena, other ladies. History forgets, man. Anonymous was other ladies. History forgets, man. Anonymous was a sportsman. No, Zoe forgets, I think. I'm silly. I'm so tired. So, yeah, she was greeted on her return to New York City by a ticket tape parade, and US President Calvin Coolidge dubbed her America's best girl.

See, me and Calvin Coolidge really know what's happening. I don't know if you can see where I got my Calvin Coolidge inspiration from from the last question. Anyway, so your answers are in. So here is question number three. Yes. According to a 1995 study, what unusual talent do pigeons have? They can accurately detect diabetes in human urine.

They spin. Little perverts. That means they're drinking it. Yeah, that means they're drinking it. Little perverts. Spinning only left. Oh, what does that mean? Oh, man.

I mean, and I'm not saying that's not the right answer. I'm trying so hard not to break while reading them out because it does give a bit of a bum steer, but I have no idea what that means. Is this 9-11 too? Their unusual talent is spinning only left. I don't understand, but I love it. I do love it. That's for sure.

Okay, we don't know who did that. That's the second option. The third option. They can correctly identify a Monet painting from a Picasso, or they can swim to a depth of 500 feet, or they can use sticks to draw rude pictures. So, that's a real mixed bag here. I want the urine one.

Give me the little pigeon perverts. Peace pervert pigeons. Well, I don't know if they're being perverts. They're doing God's work there. Detecting diabetes. Okay, so that's accurately detect diabetes is Zoe's guess. Cass, what are you thinking? You could go with that one.

Or you could go with spinning only left. You could go correctly identifying a monet painting from a picasso swimming to a depth of 50 feet or using sticks to draw rude pictures okay i think they can identify the paintings but can i out of respect pick spin only left i would like that to be my answer Are you sure? That's what you want to look in? I wouldn't I just

I think it's important That we honour What's come before us You're playing into the house's hands Perhaps You know Oh yeah the house did that Well maybe

Maybe the house did that I guess we don't know I guess we don't know I guess we don't know It's a mystery It would feel rude To pick anything else Okay It would feel ingenuine

To myself Alright well let's go through Who wrote the answers Firstly They can use sticks To draw rude pictures That was the house It's good though

It made me It made me laugh real hard They can swim To a depth of 500 feet Also the house. I normally try and write... Have one believable one and one stupid one. I think I wrote two kind of stupid ones there, but anyway.

Really? Really? I wouldn't have noticed. Well, I did. A little pot kettle situation there. Spinning only left, which Cass chose. That was Zoe. So so one point for zoe no it's a respect i feel like we gotta start playing this qi style that if it makes you laugh

you get a point uh can accurately detect diabetes and human urine that's one zoe picked and that was cass's oh i want to i love a piss perfect. Yeah, you do. She knows you well. Yeah, she knows me so good. Piss an iguana. The correct answer, like Cass was almost going to go with, was they can correctly identify a Monet painting from a Picasso. I don't think I was almost going to go with it.

My heart knew what it wanted. I just said I thought that one was right. So, a quick score check now. We have on one point, Zoe. On two points, it's the house. But out in front on three points, it's Cass. Yay! Thank you.

And you're doing that with charity points given away as well. It's not charity. I can't emphasize enough. And it was very... That was... As if I couldn't. I laughed too hard. It was.

It was... I laughed very hard as well. There was a moment on your face, Matt, that you I couldn't. I laughed too hard. It was. I laughed very hard as well. There was a moment on your face, Matt, that you could see that you were trying so hard. And I was like, he's got to yell at me. Like, you look so tense. Can you explain, just quickly, can you explain your thought process there? How we got spinning on the left hand? Is that what you meant to write? Did I read that correctly?

Yes, that is an apt summary of what exactly I wrote. No, I wanted... They can only go one way. What a talent. I suppose I've never seen a pigeon go both ways. I've never seen a spin cycle. I just feel like it made me... Not 9-11 laugh, but it made me giggle.

And I was like, spinning only left. Let's do it. I needed something that I wouldn't laugh at while we were doing this. Oh, did it work? Yeah, it was good. Somehow I held it together. All right. So we're up to question four now.

This one comes from Tanya Miles from Sydney. And the question is, what was Betty White's first tweet? What was Betty White's first tweet? So, Betty White, famous actor. We can just Google this. I mean, you can Google all the questions, Zoe. Zoe's about to learn when 9-11 happens. August 60th.

I was earlier than I expected. I will change. Yeah, please don't Google the answers, Zoe. I won't. If you just start nailing it from here, it'll seem a little sus. Fair enough. And it's been deleted now anyway, so you probably can't find it. Oh, no. It got deleted?

Yeah, her account's not up anymore. Weird. Why? Because she, I guess her estate took it down Oh no. Get deleted? Yeah, her account's not up anymore. Weird. Why? Because she, I guess her estate took it down. Are they deleting all the episode of Golden Girls as well? Yes. Every trace of her is being deleted. All right.

So while you're writing your answers, here's some more info about that pigeon study. It's an abstract directly from the study. What was the magazine was called? Journal of Experimental Analysis on Behavior. Oh, the journal. Yes. So here is an extract from it. Pigeons successfully learned to discriminate color slides of paintings by Monet and Picasso.

Following this training, they discriminated novel paintings by Monet and Picasso that had never been presented during the discrimination training. Furthermore, they showed generalization from Monet's to Cezanne's and Renoir's paintings or from Picasso's to Braque's and Matisse's paintings. These results suggest that pigeon's behavior can be controlled by complex visual stimuli in ways that suggest categorization. Upside down images of Monet's paintings disrupted the discrimination, whereas inverted images of Picasso's did not. This may indicate that the pigeon's behavior was controlled by objects depicted in Impressionist paintings, but was not controlled by objects in Cubist paintings. That is fascinating stuff. I mean, they know how the streets work.

Maybe street smarts is art smarts. Yes. That's how we get street art. Oh. I learned recently that pigeons were an animal that we domesticated and had domestically. And then we released them back into the wild. And that's why pigeons keep hanging around us because they're like, ah, a parent.

They think we're parents. Well, like if we had made, you know, if we just like released dogs, we were like, we're going to stop keeping dogs as pets. Yeah. And dogs would just hang around and we'd be like, man, these fucking rats of the ground. Yeah, that's really. That's what pigeons are so they're just like you're our owner we we learned you did this you did this to us you made us homing pigeons racing pigeons like you were meant to take care of us we are domesticated

now yeah that's right we made them didn't you know you'd send a pigeon carrier and stuff yeah have you seen have you ever looked up pigeon nests no no because we domesticated them they know they have to make a nest but they don't have the knowledge of how to do that anymore oh those angels uh so they'll oh sometimes they'll you'll just see an image of like one to two sticks and an egg on the ground and the pigeon standing next to the egg looking so proud oh the baby sometimes they'll lay eggs in pot plants because that looks right. They know kind of like I've seen pigeons laying eggs on welcome mat. Oh, because they want to come home.

And that's how humans did that to them, basically. Yeah, but we made their nests for ages, so they don't know how to do it anymore. They just had to go into their nesting boxes to do it. And they start the nesting instinct. So, you know, you bring a stick or two. I watched a video of a girl who has it. It's so grim what we did to it. Also,

do you know doves are just white pigeons? No. Yeah, they're just pigeons. Anyone who says doves are nice, they're just pigeons. If you like a dove, you like a pigeon. No, I was thinking the other way. Yeah. Pigeons are just grey doves. Whoa. But they're prettier because they've got more stuff going on.

I think pigeons have always been the prettier one because they've got those colours under their colours. Yeah, I love those neck things where they've got those flashy green ones. I really like that when pigeons walk, it looks like... Do you remember the old Kinder Surprise and Yowie toys where whenever you'd roll them, the leg mechanism would attach to the head mechanism so both would move at the same time?

Yes. It looks like that's how pigeons move like inside is just a hook with their legs undergoing going under a hook under their neck and it's just yeah it's it's all on one rubber band in there it is like a yeah please if you cut a pigeon in half i just please google pigeon nest It's so nice to look at I did see one pigeon lay an egg in a sink full of syringes How do they survive?

Be careful Right Yeah okay They'd be careful Yeah so if you cut a pigeon in half it's a yaoi situation Alright so question four What was Betty White's first tweet? Hello Twitter

And they say it would never happen. Oh, wait, that was me. Am I excited about Twitter? Oh, you bet I am. More like internet-y, White. Hi, everyone. Betty here with a tip. Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep.

Nine if you're ugly. Or golden girls, open bracket, piss pervert, close bracket. Okay. So, I mean, sometimes it's like, oh, there's only two obvious possibilities here. But this one, I reckon all five. All five. Definitely one is really shining. So much so that I'm having to go back to... Find Betty White's Twitter, which has been deactivated.

I'm going to Tanya's original question so that I can double check which one the correct one was. Yeah, okay. That's the one. All right. So, who's thinking what? Who's turn? I guess loudly last time. Yeah, you guessed it's my turn.

Can I please have those again? Sure can. Okay. Okay. So, you've got, hello, Twitter. They said it would never happen. Oh, wait. That was me.

Am I excited about Twitter? Oh, you bet I am. More like internetty, what? Hi, everyone. Betty here with a tip. Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly. Or golden girls, piss pervert.

God, Betty, she's so cheeky. Cheeky lady. Yeah. See, she's so cheeky. Cheeky lady. Yeah. See, she's old. So the first two are so... Accurate. You can just imagine any old person doing it. Nettie White is good, though.

I like the one about getting... Because she's cheeky, so the beauty's there. And I mean, she, you know, of course, she was a piss pervert. What? Yeah. The only thing that makes me wonder about that one is, wouldn't it be piss perverts? Because it's Golden Girls.

Oh, yes. But yeah, I don't know. Yeah, she's old. Well, she was old. She was old. Rest in peace. I reckon, look. Rest in piss.

As she would have wanted. As she would have wanted. She would have loved that. I'm going to, I want to believe she's fun before she's old. Let's go the beauty sleep one. Beauty sleep for Cass. Zoe, what are you thinking? I also am going to go the beauty sleep one.

Weirdly enough. I think the netty white thing is Cass through and through. What? That's crazy. What? I don't know Who would have guessed Matt I'm so mad at you For writing Piss Pervert

That's so gross Yeah Yeah that was a bit off But A bit blue you know Yeah a bit too blue A bit yellow She has passed

And she's pissed Yes Alright so We're speaking about her In the piss test So Here are My two ones I threw And were both written by Tanya, our great... Good on you, Tanya.

I'm like, sometimes I'm like, I want to get involved here and I'll rewrite one or something. But sometimes I'm like, Tanya. Perfect. It's fantastic. Why touch it? Leave it where it lay. That does make it sound like other times when I do rewrite. It's not that they're not good.

It's just that I'm like, I want to be involved. Yeah. I like attention too. Let me I do rewrite. It's not that they're not good. It's just that I'm like, I want to be involved. Yeah. I like attention too. Let me in, coach. It's my game. Mum said I can have a go. Hi, Mum. So, am I excited about Twitter?

Oh, you bet I am. That was written by Tanya. I'm wondering if, oh, you bet I am might have been a Betty White. Oh, Betty, Betty, Betty am. I thought maybe it was a catchphrase. I just, I'm like, that fully sounds like something she would say. More like internet-y, what? That was written by Cass.

And Zoe called that. Yeah. Yeah, I know my girl. That was her name. Do you know your golden girl's piss pervert? That was Zoe. I know my piss pervert. We're doing each other's pocket mat.

Hi, everyone. Betty here with a tip. Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. None if you're ugly. That was written by Tanya. That's the house. Tanya, really good stuff. She got us really good stuff.

That was Betty through and through. So that is two points for the house there. That's big. That is big. So the correct one was betty white's first tweet was hello twitter and they said it would never happen oh wait that was me there's a little bit of cheek there a little bit of sass yeah bit of fun there from betty love that so that's on the on the form that um patrons can submit their questions i've got a bunch of like subheadings and one of them is

social media and that's the only social media one that's ever been suggested or one of the patreon only episodes i did um when we're putting this game together i did one that was uh what did rihanna tweet on christmas eve whatever year and that's the only other and that was gave me the idea i'm like that's fun it could be anything um your pussy too dry to be riding my dick this hard maybe there's something yeah that was the first one that came to my mind that was that was the reality it was probably that one yeah she's great all right so we're on to question number five this one comes from Jim Bates of Sackett's Harbor in New New York. And the question is, what western style novelty song went to number

one on the US charts in the year 1947 in a post-911 world? So you've just got to give us the title of a western style novelty song. So, you know, like a funny country song. Yeah. Funny country.

Yeah, just a bit of a funny country song, but that can't be your answer next time. We'll all know you've given away the game. What was the year again? 1947. Okay, that changes my answer then. Yeah. While you're writing your answer.

No more bring down them planes. Here's a bit more on Betty White. Question writer Tanya writes, here's a snippet from her SNL opening monologue. Tanya also mentioned that Do Go On did a whole episode about Betty White, the life of Betty White.

So if you're interested in the full story, go back and listen to an episode of Do Go On. I should give you the number episode right now, but I don't know. If they search Betty White Do Go On. Can you do that? Is that something that's possible's possible yeah you said we can't google matt i don't know what you want from i can google okay it's episode 233 of do go on is about the life of betty white and it was true you could search that cast you've brought a lot of knowledge to the show today search i mean

you i yeah that's how you learned okay, I'm trying to think of funny. Yeah, I also try to think of funny country song. So, this is from Betty White's SNL opening monologue. She said, people say, but Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends. Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends, I need a Ouija board. Because they're dead. They're all dead. That's good stuff.

And according to mentalfloss.com, Betty White was a Guinness World Record holder. In the 2014 edition of the book, White was awarded with the title of longest TV career for an entertainer, bracket female, for her more than 70 years in show business. The year before, Guinness gave out longest TV career for an entertainer to longtime British TV host Bruce Forsyth. Both began their careers in 1939. How about that? Did she beat him?

Yeah, I wonder when... Is Bruce first... Bruce... Why is that a hard name to say? Bruce Forsyth. Do you think he is still kicking? I would just like that we can search things. You're the only one, man.

You can't keep changing the rules on us. That's true. I'll search for you and I'll let you know when you're thinking about your next answers, which you've both got in here. But what's the longest TV career? I mean, seven years is so long. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, does she win?

All right, let's have a look. So, Bruce Forsyth death. Question mark? Oh, he did die. August 18th, 2017. So, she beat that. She beat him. Oh, she beat him. Because when did she die? August 18th 2017 So she beat that She beat him Oh she beat him

Cause when did she die August 18th so close to September 11th She made it through She made another four years Yeah So she must be the She only died this year Last year

Last year 2021 that's right People got weird about it. They were like, well, this means that things are going to be bad. And look, it hasn't been great, but it's not Betty's fault. No. She was getting out. Oh, were people blaming Betty?

No, people weren't blaming Betty. People were just like, this is like the canary that has died in the coal mine. I'm like, yeah, but we're in a coal mine. Yes. Get out of the coal mine. Things weren't good to begin with. Don't bring a bird in here. What are you doing?

Alright, so here's question number five. What western style novelty song went to number one on the US charts in 1947? I'm ready.

Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette. Steak and whiskey ain't just for breakfast Dog biscuits in the sandpit I threw my hat away in anger when you left me Now my face is burnt and aching like my heart Or I love eating spaghetti western

So most of these have got brackets around them But that's a classic country song Yeah, they've always got a second message. Yeah. So you've got smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette. Steak and whiskey ain't just for breakfast. Smoke is actually in brackets. Smoke, smoke that cigarette.

Dog biscuits in the sand pit. I threw my hat away in anger when you left me. Now my face is burnt and aching like my heart. Or I love eating spaghetti western. Maybe is this your go, Zoe? I went first, yeah, it's your turn. You Left Me, Now My Face Is Burnt and Achin' Like My Heart or I Love Eatin' Spaghetti Western. Maybe is this your go, Zoe? I went first, yeah. It's your turn. Okay, I like the one that's real long.

Threw My Hat Away in Anger. Threw My Hat Away in Anger and now you stomped on my hat and now I'm real sad about it. Anyway, girl, we're breaking up. That one. That one's a good one. Yeah, the song title is the chorus

Cass what are you thinking? I gotta go smoke smoke smoke that cigarette I'd love that song Yeah You'd listen to it obsessively Oh yeah I keep referring to Anytime someone gets in my car

I'm like sorry I've got a really short playlist I don't have I put a song on repeat Yeah That is a short playlist Yeah and I'm like Sorry it's a short playlist Well maybe you're about

To add to that playlist I'll be like Just add to the queue So what do we have We had Steak and Whiskey Ain't Just for Breakfast That was

Written in by Jim Bates Our question writer Very good Thank you Jim That is good I'd love that song too The way Jim Initially wrote the question was

Which western style novelty song With a bad message went to number one on the US charts? Oh, no. That almost gives away the answer. Well, I mean, it's too late now because you've locked them in. I love eating spaghetti Western. That was a Zoe. Fantastic. That's really good.

Thank you. I couldn't think of anything. That's fun. I got distracted. The Beero went off and I was really focused on that. Dog Biscuits in the Sandpit was written by Cass. Where are the dog biscuits? In what context is the sandpit?

Like a child's one? I was just thinking about how country people are very cutesy about things. This is about a dog shitting in a sandpit. Dog biscuits in a sandpit. Yeah, I get it. So you're going to write a cute little song to be like, my kids can't play because I trained my dog wrong. Yeah, I get it.

I get it. I get it. I think you've hashed out most of that song already. It's going to number one. Dog biscuits in a sandpit is going number one in 2047. I threw my hat away in anger. That was mine. Really good.

Really good stuff. A point for the house. But the correct answer was smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette. That rules. Now can I search this and see if I can find it on? Yeah, do it. I mean, if it was number one, surely Spotify has it. That's right.

So while you're doing that, quick score uh zoe on one cass on four but the house out in front still on five points yeah found it nice the next question is question number six this one comes from beth in london you look like you're about to struggle with that name like it's just beth beth uh what bizarre headline did the northern territory news run on feb 22nd No more dates. 2019, you say? When? What time was it again? Feb 22nd, 2018. 2018. Hmm.

Okay. So. Northern Territory News. And how did you describe the headline? Did you give an adjective? Bizarre. So, Smoke, Smoke, Smoke That Cigarette was a Western swing novelty song written by Merle Travis and Tex Williams. Oh, Tex.

Classic Tex. And yeah, it went for nearly three minutes. Jeez, it feels like it's a classic. It was released by Tex Williams and his Western Caravan. On Wikipedia, it gives a little synopsis. Let's see what it says. The song is written in the talking blues style. Its narrator expresses disdain for the inventor of the cigarette.

Not so much for its health concerns. As he says, he's a smoker himself and it hasn't killed him yet. But because of its addictive effect on nicotine slaves. He goes on to describe two situations. A tense poker game and a date with a beautiful woman both are interrupted because of one of them has having a nicotine craving and needing a cigarette williams sarcastically quips that when the smoker eventually dies from the effects of the addiction they will tell saint peter that they need one more smoke before going through

the golden gate. That sounds like fun. That's a fun song, and I don't think that synopsis took all the fun out of it at all. Punch and dance with Saint Peter. Nice. Get into heaven. Oh, I want a diary. Play the song.

Oh, smoking a cigarette. Okay, you ready? God, I wish I had. I've got it. God, I wish I had a cigarette. No, I was going to read out the lyrics. Oh, smart. Okay, you ready? God, I wish I had... I've got it. God, I wish I had a cigarette. No, I was going to read out the lyrics. Oh, smart. Okay, do that.

Now I'm a fella with a heart of gold With the ways of a gentleman I've been told A kind of fella wouldn't even harm a flea But if me and a certain character met Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding Oh, hang on. Okay, I don't know the rhyme structure. But if me and a certain character met

The guy that invented the cigarette, I'd murder that son of a gun to the first degree. That ain't that I don't smoke myself. Guys, come on. I can only banjo-roo for so long. And I don't reckon they'll injure your health. I've smoked them all my life and I ain't dead yet. But see, these days are all the same. And for the party reckon they'll injure your health. I've smoked them all my life and I ain't dead yet. But cigarettes are all the same.

And first a party, you're a poker game. Everything's gotta stop when I have a cigarette. Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette. Puff, puff, puff, and if you smoke yourself to death, same Peter at the Golden Gate, yeah, I didn't make him wait, but you just gotta have another cigarette. Now, I went to get my chance the other night. All the dame forcing wasn't doing me right.

Them kings and queens just kept on coming and were careful. And a person didn't work on a certain guy. He just kept on raising the money that I raised on my run. Sweating the blood of a singer. Oh, there is like a line in here where he says. Just some words that are now considered slurs. No, no, no. Probably. I haven't gotten that far down. But hand in hand. So he's talking about going out with a lady. Yeah. A high bred No, no, no. Probably. I haven't gotten that far down. But hand in hand. So, he's talking about going out with a lady.

Yeah. A high bred social uptown dame. Oh. A Billy Joel situation. Yeah. She was oh so far from a chunk of ice. And our smooching party was going real nice. It is a smooching party.

That's fine. I think he. Yeah. I think in every situation. Someone else leaves to have a smoke. So he's like making out with her and she's like, can you excuse me? I got a smoke, smoke, smoke. That sounds like a good one.

Nice. Good for her. Good for her. Good for her. Yeah. And they're doing a really tense poker game. And it's like, this is getting, I'm starting to sweat. I might lose all my money.

And he's like, do you want a raise? And the guy's like, one second., I'm starting to sweat. I might lose all my money. And he's like, do you want a raise? And the guy's like, one second. I have to go to the smoke. I have to go to the cigarette, please. It's hurting his poker game. You wait till that round's over before you go have a smoke. Yeah, I think all these people, I think he's his better friend. Do you think my country voice was good?

I think it was great. It did turn a little bit rap. Oh, it did turn a little bit rap in the middle of it. I just started saying the words. Yeah. Yeah. You're just too cool, Cass, is what's happening. I don't think that could be the case.

No, there's nothing cooler than country. Yeah. I lost my country. You lost your twang. I lost my twang. I was just trying to sound like a cowboy. Are you ready for question number six? Yes.

Yes. The penultimate question, if that means second last question. Good. What bizarre headline did the Northern Territory News run on February 22nd, 2018? Here are your options. Boy bounces high off trampoline only to land on neighbor's trampoline. Crocodile eats tourist coffee cup, goes on caffeine-fueled rampage. Crocodile found dead inside dog.

That's a wild laugh, though. I loved that. That was a powerful laugh. I love that That was a powerful laugh Sorry that one got me Kangaroo balls fall from sky And nearly hit woman in head Or croc penis found Guess I'm gonna read the article For the full story Some of those were like Or croc penis found.

You've got to read the article for the full story. Some of those were like full story in the headline. That one left a little... You've got to put a bit of mystery in it. Yeah. So, do you need them again? We had the boy on the trampoline. Crocodile going on a caffeine-fueled rampage. A crocodile found dead inside dog?

Kangaroo balls falling from the sky? Or croc penis found? Oh, who's going first? I went last time, it's your turn. I've got to go croc penis found. Croc penis found, fantastic selection. Because aren't they usually in? This one got loose.

No, but aren't they innies? Oh. Isn't a crinus an innie? A croc penis is a crinus. Yeah. Of course it is. Yeah, a crinus. A crinus. According to

I-O-I-U-O-N-O-S-G dot org, the most distinct sex character in crocodiles is the So, I-U-O-N-O-S-G.org. The most distinct sex character in crocodiles is the male erectile penis that is hidden inside the cloaca in the resting state. Yeah, it's an innie. I didn't know they had cloacas. Gross. Okay, so do you need them all again or are you ready to go? No, I'm good.

What do you reckon, Cass? I'm going croc penis. That's right. I'm going croc and dog. Cro is so funny okay fantastic selections all right so we had boy bounces half trampoline only to land on neighbor's trampoline that was the house it was very good yeah that was good it's a nice image crocodile eats tourist coffee cup, goes on caffeine-fueled rampage. Also house. That's funny. I can just imagine because crocodiles, I mean, I know they run very fast, but I just imagine. I thought crocodile very slow on land.

Very fast in water. No, very fast in straight line. They can't really turn. Oh, so just go left. Very fast in a straight line. Just like pigeons, left. I hung out with some crocodiles last month, filming for Season 2 of Beer Pioneer, including getting to a mopped one.

The crocodile man, he's like, get him a broom so I can scrub down this. And they couldn't find it, so they had to mop. So I'm mopping a crocodile. What a bizarre scenario this is. Oh, to mop a croc. Yeah, it was like all sorts of instincts and, you know, just senses were pricking up that I don't think I ever have before.

But I was feeling so alert. Did he look happy? Yeah, he looked really happy. It was like a, he was a, so this is like at a park. Not like a zoo thing, but like a big, huge park thing. And it's in this... It's one of the rescued ones. It had a lot of its top jaw bitten off by another croc.

Aww. But it looked like the way... It kind of traversed the ape situation. It looked like... Well, that's a different podcaster referencing. I know. That'll be baffling to... So, yeah.

But it made it look like it was really smiling When I was mopping it Are you thinking about it? Alright so Crocodile found inside dead dog That was Zoe's choice Written by Cass I know you love dead dogs

Croc penis found Was selected by Cass That was Zoe's I know you love dead dogs. Croc penis found. Was selected by Cass. That was Zoe's. I know you love her mystery. It's so funny. There's a point for each of you there. That's so good. The correct answer was kangaroo balls fall from sky and nearly hit woman in head.

That's so long for a headline. That's a whole page a headline. I know. That's a whole page. I'm bored at balls. So, quick score check. Zoe's up to two points. She's finally coming back. Cass in the house on five.

So, going to the last question. It's anyone's game of the... Is it? If you want, we could do- No, no, it's fine. On the first episode, we did bonus points, the last one. No, no, no. No, no, no.

I want to lose fair and square, guys. Okay. The final question comes from Caroline Ruck in Collingswood, New Jersey in America, I reckon. This is the question. What is the synopsis for the 1995 movie Ice Cream Man? What is the synopsis for the 1995 movie Ice Cream Man? While your answers are being written, here is the opening paragraph of that Northern Territory news story.

And there wasn't even the full headline. The full headline was high tackle which is a pun i guess tackle has been the balls high tackles like a rugby or the sub was like the sub heading was kangaroo balls fall from sky nearly hit woman uh you should have just gone with like the high tackle just high tackle mystery yeah. You might have enticed me. No, I couldn't go past croc penis. So the first paragraph writes, A territory woman has narrowly avoided being hit in the head by fresh kangaroo testicles when a group of kites circling above her property dropped the furry sack onto her driveway.

Amy Ravenhall said it was just an average day in alice springs before the unusual package fell from the sky beautiful uh read if you want to read it all just check out northern territory news so this one normally takes a bit long we normally finish with a synopsis question and obviously these take a little longer to write um so i can do another score check while we're waiting. Oh, I hope it may be exchanged. A score check is Zoe, two points. Cass, five points. Scoring a point in five of the six rounds. And the house, also on five points. The only team here to get a double point round.

Where we just swapped points with each other. Yeah, you two. I think you did that twice, you two. We're just too in sync with one another. You've got to pick people who haven't been friends since they were 12 years old. I think that's fun. I love that combo.

I don't like this game because I have no poker face. I'm not sure if that's been obvious through this whole experience. No, I haven't noticed that I think I've been holding it together really well I was wearing such pointy eyeliner when this episode started and I just like down my face at this point

I've gone through three tissues from laughing so hard it's nice I love unlocking different laughs I feel like we've all done at least from laughing so hard. It's nice. It's nice. I love unlocking different laughs. I feel like we've all done at least two different laughs on this episode, maybe three each. There was one. That Zoe laugh was powerful at one point.

Yeah, you had that really explosive deep laugh. At one stage, I started snorting. I think a question later, Matt started snorting. Matt laughed so hard he looked angry. I can't really see that spinning only only spinning left it was very funny you snorted so much oh good stuff um all right so here is the final question question number seven what is the synopsis for the 1995 movie Ice Cream Man? A depressed ice cream truck driver snaps when his wife cheats on him with a hot dog vendor, starting a murderous rampage and vowing to kill all fast food competitors in his city.

After losing... This is the next one. Sometimes you'll be like, oh, that was all right. Big, big, big day for him. This guy got up to a lot of stuff uh after losing his job a father enters an ice cream eating contest to win the prize money and keep the family home i'm guessing keep the family home like the house not yeah to make sure his family uh after being released from a psychiatric institution a man takes over an ice cream business kills a bunch of people and includes them in the new ice cream flavors. Ooh.

Barry B. Benson. Barry B. Benson, a B. Barry B. Benson, a B. Yes. B Benson, a B, just graduated from college, is disillusioned at his lone career choice, making honey on a special trip outside the house. Barry's life is saved by Vanessa, a florist in New York City. As their relationship blossoms, he discovers humans actually eat honey and subsequently decides to sue them.

So stupid. Or finally, the unpopular kid at school gains a cool new personality when he licks a magic ice cream before becoming the prom king and showing his bullies that the nice guy doesn't always come last. So you've got... I don't think I've taken all of these in. Yeah. Let's go through them again.

A depressed... Do you want it the whole thing? Yeah, let's do the whole thing again. You can read all of them word for word. Yeah, if we can get everything. All right. One. A depressed ice cream truck driver snaps when his wife cheats on him with a hot dog vendor,

starting a murderous rampage and vowing to kill all fast food competitors in his city. Two, after losing his job, a father enters an ice cream eating contest to win the prize money and keep the family home. Three, after being released from a psychiatric institution, a man takes over an ice cream business, kills a bunch of people, and includes them in the new ice cream flavors.

Four, am I doing ABC or am i doing one two three i don't know man yeah four or d um barry b benson a b just graduated from college is disillusioned at his lone i'd love to know if this has been written from memory or if someone's or if someone's googled the IMDb. Someone's broken the one rule. Someone went onto IMDb and got me to paste it in. No, you just weren't allowed to ask,

google the answer to the question that was being asked. That's true. Oh, that is true. We were allowed to google other things. We were allowed to google absolutely anything else. Yeah, no, you can google

other things for sure. Is disillusioned, so Barry B. Benson's disillusioned at his lone career choice, making honey. On a special trip outside the hive, Barry's life is saved by Vanessa, a florist in New York City. As their relationship blossoms, he discovers humans actually eat honey and subsequently decides to sue them.

I'd love to know where the ice cream came from. It's a twist ending. Okay. Or finally, the unpopular kid at schoolains a cool new personality When he licks A magic ice cream Before becoming The prom king And showing his bullies

That the nice guy Doesn't always come last Okay So what do you I think it's Zoe I like the Soylent Green answer I also like the one That's about a bee

Alright Zoe So I think you're going With the Soylent Green I with the Soylent Green. I like the Soylent Green answer, please. It was interesting. Two of them are quite violent as well. At least two of them. I guess we don't know what that B was going to do.

That B's thinking some bad things. Can I read this in one... Can I just try reading this out in another way and seeing if Cass maybe bites it this way? Yeah. Barry B. Benson, a B, just graduated from college, is disillusioned at his lone career choice, making ice cream. On a special trip outside the ice cream hive, Barry's life is saved by Vanessa, the florist

in New York City. In New York City, as their relationship blossoms, he discovers that humans actually eat ice cream and subsequently decides to sue them okay i might have misread it the first time that's thrown me um so you got the depressed ice cream driver yep uh you've got the guy trying to enter an ice cream eating contest you got the guy killing and putting the people into flavors. You got the bee. And you got the prom king who doesn't come last anymore. Because of the magic ice cream.

I reckon... Oh, look. I think the Soylent Green one's fun. I want a match. Let's be matchy. Let's be matchy. Matchies. I love that.

I love that match. All right. So, let's go matchy. Let's be matchy. Matchies. I love that. I love that match. All right. So let's go through them. I got to sort them out so that it's the fun way to reveal. The unpopular kid at school gains a new personality because he licks some magic ice cream. That was the house. Nicely done, house. Very good.

I'd see that Disney Channel original. Barry B. Benson Bee, which is the plot to to be movies which is yeah which and this came out years before so i think jerry seinfeld's the one who should be sued yeah uh that was written by zoe shocking well actually it was written by imdb uh after losing his job a father enters an ice cream eating contest to win prize money, keep the family home. That was written by Caroline Ruck for The House. Ah, nice. Which I loved. That's a fun one.

I love it more if it's to keep the family home. Like locked in the house. Don't let them go. You can't leave, otherwise dad won't... Dad won't... Eat? I don't know. We'll figure it out.

Yeah, it makes sense. And the depressed ice cream truck driver snapping. That was written by Cass. Meaning the correct answer was after being released from a psychiatric institution. A man takes over an ice cream business, kills a bunch of people, and includes them in the new ice cream flavors. That is the correct answer. So a point for Cass, a point for Zoe.

Meaning the final scores are three points to Zoe. A bad time. Pretty respectable in the end. That's good. Got there. Five points to the house and the winner. The first non-house winner we've ever had in the two weeks of this show. What?

I'm top of the fortnight? Cass Page. Yes, you did it. Oh, well, it's an honor to be here. Well done. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of what you have done here today. I hope Matt really had high hopes for this show and we came in and were like, nah.

This is pretty much what I was expecting. Good, good, good. According to IMDB, poor Gregory was the ice cream man. He was released from the Wishing Well Sanatorium. Sanatorium? Sanatorium. Sanatorium. Sanatorium.

Did they name the Wheat Bix house after... Is it another one of those Don't Wank things? Oh, maybe. Because you know how Corn Flakes was Don't Wank? Is Wheat Bix Don't Be Crazy? Yeah. Maybe. So, he's released from Wishing Well and all the unappreciative brats are reprocessed into the flavor of the day.

It has a 44% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes. That's not. Not as bad as you might think. There was only so many movies back then though. So, yeah, like three. In 1995. Yeah, it was pretty. Like movies hadn't really like movies hadn't really i thought this was happening in 47 and that's why you went with the b movie plot oh that makes sense

oh so embarrassing for me the guy is very familiar I don't know what I know him from, but, you know, this actor, he's the main, he plays Gregory. Yeah, he... He's in, like, heaps of stuff. Yeah, he's one of those, that guy from that thing. I think he might even be in that guy from that thing, the documentary about Ben, who's that guy from that thing. His name is Clint Howard. Yes. He's Ron Howard's brother.

Oh, no shit. That's how you know. Oh, there you go. The photo you've shown me looks like his lips bleeding a bit. Oh, that's probably why he's in this photo with Ron Howard. Yeah, they you know. Oh, there you go. The photo you've shown me looks like his lips bleeding a bit. Oh, that's probably why he's in this photo with Ron Howard. Yeah, they're brothers. Oh, there you go. One of them's just pointy.

Oh, yeah, I can see the resemblance when they're side by side. Yeah. Yeah. One of them is pointy. So where can people find you? On Sans Pants. On Sans Pants Radio. Sans Pants Radio Network.

The podcast network in Melbourne here. We're hosting Shut Up a Second, but we also got a new fantastic show coming out called Yes, we do. Being Hot is Hard. Oh, it's so hot. It's so hot and we're so hard and we're ready for it. Preaching to the choir right now, Zoe. Me and my listeners, we feel you.

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You can still listen back to everything. We'll have a fair few episodes out, won't we? We might be launching about, I think, about the same week, probably. Really? Oh, how exciting. So, probably this week. Hey. Or last week.

Yes. Depending on how. Yes. When you. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Last week. So, our episodes are out. Have a list. Yes. Check them out. They're very good. It. Yes. Yes. So, our episodes are out. Have a list. Yes. Check them out. They're very good. It's us, the two of us, Nina Oyama, who we love. Beautiful angel.

We're talking about what it's like to be hot in this world where it's real hard to be hot. Matt, you understand the difficulties of being a hottie in this world full of naughties. I did. In a comedy festival in Melbourne in 2015. I did the show with Nina. She's a legend. Yeah, she's great. Yeah, and like respectfully,

like regarding being hot, people are insane. And I say that as people. Yeah, we say that as people. People are insane. You really do say that. And I think as people, you have the right to say that. Yeah, it's so hard we do so much stupid stuff yeah why it works yeah and if it's working it's working

you know what i mean yeah thanks so much for listening everyone as we are a new show it'd be great if you could help get the word out there please give us a five star review and tell your friends if you think you know anyone who might enjoy it and let's be honest that's probably everybody i haven't i haven't got i don't really know how to sign off yet so hopefully someone will suggest a good sign off anyway this has been who knew it with matt stewart goodbye you knew it. That could be something. Well, we can brainstorm it.

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