Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 58 - Ray O'Leary, Jordan Barr and Prue Blake

Episode Date: October 16, 2023

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode features comedians Jordan Barr (Triple J, Pop Gays), Prue Blake (I Shaved My Legs For This?) and Ray O'Leary (Have You Been Paying Attention, Taskmaster NZ)!Check out Matt's stand up special FREE on YouTube: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!See the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith and Logo by @muzdoodles! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh my God, can you believe it? It's the year 2024. It's Melbourne Comedy Festival and we've just moved venues. We're at the Grace Darling now. We had a great run at the Chinese Museum, selling out shows by the end, but now we need you to come over to the Grace Darling and shows are at 7.15. It's going to be so much fun. Love to see you there. Let's have a beer. Use discount code do go on the show's called dry dry at the melbourne international comedy festival then we're going to sydney and brisbane tickets to all that stuff's on sale now and you can find those tickets and details at mattstuartcomedy.com welcome to who knew with matt stewart the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart and our first guest is a Triple J DJ and host of the Pop Gaze podcast. It's Jordan Barr. It's me. We did it. Thank you, Matt. But is Pop Gaze on break or something?

Yeah. Well, yeah, we keep talking about coming back. We just keep going on holiday and hanging out and getting in fights on Instagram. Now that's pop gay. She was our producer. She became transphobic. Now we don't do the show.

But we might come back. Stay tuned. But what you're saying is there is an available transphobic podcast producer. There is. Absolutely. If you're saying is there is an available transphobic broadcast producer? There is. Absolutely. If you're interested, get in touch. Our second guest this week is a Raw Comedy National winner

and writer of the I Shave My Legs For This newsletter. It's Prue Blake. Oh, hello. Yeah, newsletter. Still going. Yeah. Wouldn't you believe? I've got too much paranoia that if I have any break,

whether or not my producer's transphobic, I'll... And the producer on this show certainly is. You've got to wade through a lot of literature to get to the request in the email. It's very easy to say that your producer's transphobic when that was months ago. We could have come back. Our third and final guest this week is from

Have You Been Paying Attention in Taskmaster New Zealand. It's Ray O'Leary. Hello. Thank you for having me, Matt. I learned that you're also a Matt. Is that right? Oh, yes. Yeah, they talked about on Have You Been Paying Attention.

I brought my mail into the studio, which I shouldn't have done. I was worried my neighbours were going to take it. I don't know. I think you were so upset that I knew which suburb you lived in. You're flashing the whole address around at TV studios. Your paranoia led you to bring your mail in, but it didn't lead you to hide it from Ed Cavill and the gang. Yeah, no, I thought Ed was a friend.

Sam Fagg is a face you can confide in, but I was wrong. But yeah, so now everyone knows. You don't want people to know that your name's Matt. I mean, well, now it's too late. It's on Wikipedia now. Really? Yeah, the people who write Wikipedia... They're quick. Yeah, they write Wikipedia. They're quick.

Yeah, they're quick. They find everything. And also what's terrible is I can go onto my Wikipedia page and I can see that it says, this article is rated as low importance. I just don't need to put that on there. I mean, on this podcast, this is the news of the century. It's breaking.

Yeah, I mean, there is a lower rank than low importance Wikipedia, and that's not having one. Yeah, I don't think I have a page. No. I am featured on the rock comedy page as a winner. Oh, that's great. They skip over me? I think you're in there.

Oh, yeah, okay. I exist. I think we're all listed. We're all listed. Not you, John. Thank you, thank you. All right, the way this show works is I ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer.

I then read their answers as well as the real one, and I have to guess which one is correct. The first question comes from listener Jason Wessner from Chester Springs in Pennsylvania. And Jason's question is what does tutty mean tutty what does tutty mean tutty tutty while they're writing their answers i'll explain how the scoring works so you get one point if your fake answer is guessed by another contestant and another point if you correctly guessed the answer and by the way i'm also playing as the

house and i've put into my own fake answers for each question with the help of the question writers, and I get a point for each one of these that our guests choose. So each of us can score up to three points per round, which seems fair, but the probability actually favors me. The house. And the house always wins. Although, yeah, that's often not the case, to be honest.

Anyway, our questions come from our great Patreon supporters, and if you want to submit a question, sign up on any level via patreon.com slash dogoonpod, which is linked in the show notes. All right, the answers are in for question number one. What does tutty mean? Here are your options. The sensation you feel when you're in the middle of a seesaw-like object and could fall to either the left or the right.

An old Scottish slang term meaning neat and tidy. A substance scraped from the inside of chimneys and used as a medieval medicine. An adjective for someone getting slutty on the golf field. As an example, Tiger Woods is so tutty in those small pants. Yum, love the way he holds that golf bat. Just laughing at the real answer there. A Victorian era shorthand term for quieting children

or an American brand of passata that is famous for encouraging its enjoyers to say, that's tutty good after each bite. I buy that. I'm drawn in by slogans a lot Love a slogan The Dolmio Grin Oh yeah That is one of the great

I'd say that after every bite That's giving me the Dolmio Grin The Dolmio Grin does sound like an 1800s disease I think I'm smiling They've got the Dolmio Grin does sound like an 1800s disease, though. They can't stop smiling. Oh, they've got the Dolmio grin. Stand back. Any of these jumping out at you, Ray? Oh, wait, give me, am I allowed to hear the second one again?

Sure. An old Scottish slang term meaning neat and tidy. Keep it tidy. And then the third one was the chimney. Chimney scraping. Chimney resin that was used as medicine. There's surely no way back that even in the Victorian era, they would have known like, oh, you can't eat soot.

Oh, no, that was medieval, not Victorian. Those guys were morons. Those guys wouldn't eat anything. In the Victorian era, they were eating like dead bodies. Yeah, yum, yum, yum. That's where all the mummies have gone. Yeah. That's where they've gone.

That's where they've gone. Into Victorian tummies. Don't consume them for like medicine. But there'd be nothing wrong with consuming a dead body if you cooked it right. Yeah.

No, nothing at all. Kind of like a medicinal format. Very defensive there. I know what a frowder pot it is. Well, we have an army hammer still around, isn't it? Would a mummy be cured? Like, would we consider

that a cured mate? Oh. Is it salt-packed? Yeah, like a salami-type thing. Yeah, yeah. I'm getting hungry. Sauce me off some of that mummy. Mummy needs a mummy.

Mummy and cheese on a bat roll. And it comes packaged. Yeah. May I please lock in, Matt Stewart, the Scottish slang? Okay, locking that in. No, I'm just immediately full of regret, but move on. You did say lock in, though. Yeah, I did say lock in. If you lose, you also get executed.

I'm going to tentatively choose this one until everyone else says theirs, and then I lock in my answer. I'm going to tentatively choose this one until everyone else says theirs. And then I'll give my answer. A tentative hold on Chimney. Chimney resin. Chimney. The one that Ray immediately said was clearly not true. All right. And I immediately thought you fool.

I was like, Why would you pick this Anyway I'm going to go I'm going to go with a tutty grin I think that there's something about it That's tutty good Yeah that's tutty good Tutty grin

You did say Slogans that draw you in And that's the kind of information That Ray and Prue can use against you. That's true. It's going to be a slogan. And every time I'm like, ah, it is good. It's Tuddy good.

All right, this is who wrote the answers. The sensation you feel when you're in the middle of a seesaw-like object. That was Ray O'Leary. That was very convincing. It was beautiful. Oh, thank you. A Victorian era shorthand term for quieting children. That was the house. Very good. Tud beautiful. Oh, thank you. A Victorian era shorthand term for quieting children. That was the house.

Very good. Tutty. Hey, oi. Tutty. Oi, would you kids tutty down, please? I saw it might be used like that. Yeah, I mean, I merely went to tut tut, right? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I did think that was the correct answer. I wanted to hedge my bets. It's not the hedging your bits to pick the wrong one. That was wrong. That was wrong. I thought, that is such a funny way to hedge your bets. Pick the one you think is wrong.

I just want to be an individual, you know, wherever I stand. I stand alone. The adjective for someone getting slutty on the golf field. That was Jordan Barford. That was Jordan Barford. You guys made it sound like real things. And I look like an idiot.

No, I love you. It's nice to have a bit of balance there. Is it because golfers tee off and you put the letter T in front of slutty? I think it's putty. Oh, putty. Putty, slutty.

Tutty, little putty. Tutty. And it sounds like an old English man being like, ooh, real tutty. And they play golf, I imagine. They love golf. They love golf and they hate sluts. Famously. Famously.

Jordan, you went for an American brand of passata. That was Prue Smart And Prue knows how to manipulate me I thought there's no way There's no way there's a food that you have to say a catchphrase After every bite And a passata as well

It's in everything It could be a pie Or like a lolly It has to be passata. I should have known. I feel like a fool. You now say, yeah, what a ridiculous answer. I was blinded by the catchphrase.

It's a great catchphrase. Ray went for an old Scottish slang term meaning neat and tidy. That was Jason. I gave the house meaning Prue was correct. It's a substance scraped on the inside of chimneys. Hedge those bets! Get out! I don't know how your strategy worked there, but it did.

It makes no sense. No. Sometimes you've just got to play fast and loose with this sort of game. Man, those people were so stupid. Moron. You can't eat the old fire. It's such a bad idea. That's definitely a carcinogenic.

Yeah. I'll tell the listeners a bit more about that in a second but in the meantime here's question number two this one comes from josh hunt from sydney and josh's question is what song debuted as track six side two of the 1982 bootleg album elvis's greatest shit so this was an album that was released because this some guy released this bootleg album going everyone thinks Elvis is so great he's died recently I'm putting together a bootleg album to show that he wasn't he had he had bad songs as well oh so it's not just different shits that he's taken no it's a great question. Including the last one. So, no, it's a song title of a song that was never released until after he died.

Yeah. And you've just got to name that tune. And while you're writing your answers, here's some more info on that chimney scraping tutty. And this comes from the History Girls blog. Elizabeth Chadwick writes, Not all items classed as spices in the medieval period had a culinary use. This is the other funny thing. Tutty was called a spice.

Were you sprinkling it on dinner? Well, no, it was used for... I don't know. They just had a broader meaning for spice back then. Some of them were spicy medicines. Oh, yeah. Some were medicinal and not what we would regard as a spice. One item a physician might require for his preparations was a spice known as tutty. Tutty was a panacea consisting of charred scrapings from inside chimneys.

But not just any chimney. Tutty was specifically scrapings from more exotic climes. Its point of export to Europe being Alexandria in Egypt. Sold in small quantities, it was expensive. Do you think this is... As an oxide of zinc which gathers on furnace sides where copper or brass is smelted. Yum, yum, yum. Do you think this is, um, we finally know where the flavor tutti frutti comes from? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Finally, it's been made clear.

I thought, yeah, I thought you were going to say from the Arabic, tutti frutti. Yeah, that makes sense to me. Yeah. Tutti frutti. Yeah, that makes sense to me. Yeah. Tootie Fruity. It was always Fruity, but it was kind of hard to put your finger on what the Tootie was. Yeah, yeah. All right, the answer in for question number two. What song debuted as track six side two of the 1982 bootleg album Elvis' Greatest Shit?

Here are your options. A little less yap from you, Missy. An early demo of a little less conversation. I've got to get that love and shoving. Peppermint on my hole makes me ring a ding ding for Christmas. Dominic the impotent bull. Getting fruity with the boys or take me to the love diner

and Priscilla is at the kids table second half's in brackets I really want to see the Priscilla movie by Sofia Coppola has anyone seen the trailer? I'm dying for it I'm dying it's a wet dream

it looks incredible and it looks like they're going to be like, yeah, she was 14. Okay, now I get that bracketed part of that. What's she done to be down there? She's the fun aunt.

She's fun because she's also at the same age. She gets it. She gets it. She gets it. Ray went first, first round. Do you want to go first, Prue? Well, it's going to make my strategy hard, but I think following the theme of today, I'm going to go for getting fruity with the boys. Oh, yeah.

I'm like, and what's the theme? Tutti Frutti. Tutti Frutti. Tutti Frutti. Frutti with the Boys. What do you think, Jordan? I think I'm going to go with the one about the, what was the first one? A Little Less Yap from You, Missy.

Yeah, I think i like that one i think that the early draft of a little less conversation because yeah i mean who was giving him notes because they did great work it's hard to get a good note these days exactly i reckon there's no way elvis called woman missy and not broads. That's true. I think he'd be a baby, right? Yeah. What are you thinking, Ray? I reckon Prue wrote the keep your yap shut one.

Thank you. You're welcome. It's actually one of Prue's originals. Have you guys watched the Elvis movie? No, I'm only interested in the Priscilla movie. Oh, you've got to hear his. I missed the last 20 minutes, though. Why?

I fell asleep. It's a long movie. That's quite a good endorsement. But I love the scene. It's so stupid where they want Elvis to sing a Christmas song, and Tom Hanks is running around in his crazy accent going like, he needs to sing Here Comes Santa Claus. Was the Christmas song they wanted him to sing, Peppermint on My Hole Makes

Me Ring-A-Ding-Ding? Jordan definitely wrote that one. And I think she's conflated Elvis with, who was it, Ray Charles, the one who sang My Ding-A-Ling? I think it's um and my my guess is going to be because they did the crazy novelty songs back in the day yeah and so i reckon it's um dominic the impotent bull okay great like um david bowie's little elf song little elf song i think

one of his first songs was like i'm a cheeky little elf oh i think i've listened to these i'm a pink floyd song called um about a gnome oh maybe that's what i'm thinking about about a little man if i can a man named grimble grumble are you gonna be able to afford to put this in yeah oh i might get an orchestra in underneath that fantastic you don't want roger waters on your ass that guy's mean. Chuck Berry did Ding-a-ling. Chuck Berry. Chuck Berry.

That was his only ever number one. Oh, that's a grim fact. But now there's that great song and the title is Chuck Berry. Oh. Who sings that? Weezer? No, are you thinking Buddy Holly? Buddy Holly.

It's hard to get track of all these men sorry you go i was gonna say chuck berry is the one oh no it's not chuck berry is it oh you know it is i'm back to the future where he goes yeah that's right you know that's your cousin marvin yeah you know that new sound all right here's who wrote the answers. I've got to get that love and shoving. That was Jordan. Oh, wow. I tried to trick you this time.

It was just boring. Love and shoving. That's awful. Well, I was like a bit romantic and sexy, a little bit of domestic abuse. Very Elvis. Peppermint on my hole makes me ring-a-ding-ding for Christmas. That was Prue Blake.

Yeah, you bitch. Take me to the love diner. And Priscilla is at the kids' table. That was Raya Leary. There you go. Very political. Yeah, satirical. Bring a bit of class to the show. Yeah.

Elevate it. Prue went for getting fruity with the boys. That was the house. Good for you, house. As was a little less yap from you, Missy. Also the house. Meaning the correct answer was Dominic the Impotent Bull. Oh!

What the heck? Thank you, thank you. So that means that round, two points to the house, one point to Ray, and the scores. Jeez, it's a spread field at the moment. Jordan on zero points, Ray on one, Prue on two, but out in front on three points, it's the house.

Thanks so much for coming here to the podcast and letting me beat you today. Always feels awkward, to be honest. Want to come around and play a game that I beat you in? You do take two goes at it yeah but you don't have the chance to guess you see so everyone can get up to three points per round do we are we allowed to have a little snippet of Dominic the Impotent Bull? Oh, yeah, maybe. Can I put on the request?

Put on the request. Yeah. I would love to hear it as well. What if it's... Thank you, Jordan. Thank you. Like the Harlem Shake of that generation. I mean, I'm just going to absolutely hog wild.

Apparently Elvis said after he recorded he made the producer... Kill himself. Made the producer promise that he wouldn't ever release it. Wow. So that's why it was only ever released as a bootleg. They love to do that. After you die, they'll take all of your shame and make it public. Yes.

Kefka. And Tupac it public yes kafka and tupac tupac's mom yeah is that was she the one publishing all those yeah yeah and she came up with the holographic idea as well so he like performs live oh it's just a hologram imagine having to work even after your death. Oh, my goodness. Do we think he's dead? Oh. Theories are out there.

Theories are out there. Yeah, Tupac I think is dead. Yeah, I think he's dead too. Michael Jackson, no way. You don't reckon he's dead? No, I've seen a video. I swear. You sure it wasn't filmed before he died?

It was in the film. I've seen him on film and you can't do that. He was a zombie dancing around. That make it survive, dear. I, I, if I had your trouble, life would be double good sweet. There'd be no grass growing under my feet. Listen, Dominic, Dominic, when will you hunger? You ain't getting

younger, my friend Love, love, love He sounds like he's struggling. It's better than I was expecting. Yeah. I, I, I can't understand you. I don't feel like the impotence is coming through This sounds like a very virile bull

This sounds like a bull with a high libido I mean it's really a story of overcoming adversity Disability, I consider impotence Any man who's had aectomy, I consider disabled. Oh, okay. Ray's going to get some letters. Actually, having a vasectomy doesn't make you impotent, for starters. They've really improved it now, the procedure.

This sounds like a bull who was very keen to keep going despite his impotence. Yeah. And, yeah, that's a beautiful tale. And I'm glad Elvis told it. Yeah, I would wager that Elvis is the impotent one. Yeah, maybe the bull just wasn't into Elvis. Take no for an answer, Elvis. Jeez.

I've been walking through all these farms. None of these bulls want to. These bulls suck. No for an answer, Elvis. Geez. I've been walking through all these farms. None of these bulls want to... These bulls suck. Feminist bulls. Here is question number three. This one comes from Cammie Jamison from Houston, Texas. Thank you. There'll probably be quite a few virile bulls out there.

Thank you, Cammie. And Cammie's question is, which of these is a real species of fish? So you've basically just got to come up with a fake species name for a fish. Make up a fish. And while you're writing your answers, I'll let the audience know a bit more about this Elvis song. According to this great resource I found called wikipedia.org, Elvis's greatest shit is a bootleg recording of his work released in July of 1982. It assembles a number of studio recordings, including some film scores and outtakes intended to represent the worst recordings Presley made in his career. The disc was assembled by a bootlegger known simply as Richard, who thought some fans were overenthusiastic to the point of deification and wanted to show that Presley, like most other artists, could not produce exclusively critically acclaimed work throughout their lengthy career.

The tracks are mostly recordings from film soundtracks, along with a few outtakes from well-known songs. One is an aborted take of Can't Help Falling Love, in which at the breakdown of the take, Presley exclaimed, Oh, shit! Which is fun. That is fun. This poor taste concept did not merely extend to the album's contents,

but continued on the cover, which contained a photo of Presley shortly after his death, lying in a coffin. The photograph was allegedly taken by Presley's cousin and subsequently sold to the National Enquirer. Grimtale that. Wow. Never trust your family.

No, never. I've always said that. Grim tail that Wow Never trust your family No never I've always said that Sorry what was the Thing I meant to be doing Naming a fish Just write yeah Just come up with a name Of a species of fish

So like A bit of a quirky name Say it Say it Ray So like for instance Elvis was a crazy guy Yeah you hear stories of him Did you see his hips?

Luckily on the broadcast I watched they They blowed them out Otherwise you would have died from an erection They blowed for your safety I'll tell you who was an impotent that night Apparently there's Steve Martin tells this story about when he met him and blurred for your safety. I'll tell you who was an impotent that night. Apparently, Steve Martin tells this story about when he met him and he's like, want to see my guns? And he just shows him all these guns

and he's just holding gun after gun of Elvis's fancy shiny guns. It's insane. Want to see my guns? I went to the Elvis exhibition in Bendigo and there was a whole area dedicated to his karate, which was very unsettling. But then they had this letter, this correspondence between him and the president,

and he also went to see the president to thank him. And I think it was Nixon, not a cool one. Not one of the many cool presidents. Not a cool president. And he showed up and was like, I've got a present for you, and pulled out a Colt.45 or whatever the kind of gun was and was like, here you go. And then, like, all of the, like, special agents were like, no, no, no. And he was like, what?

It's a NASCAR. Oh. The agents went, no, no, no, no. Cheers. Cooling across the sale. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. That's why you pay them the big bucks.

That's the level of protection. Please, please don't. I would neither think to say no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, go on, do it. Yeah, come on. All right, the answer in for question number three. Which of these are real species of fish?

Muccalugs, flighty huffball, the fat innkeeper worm, the phredium fissius squeaky trumpet tuna or red swiper nipple red swipper nipple, sorry muckalugs floaty huffball

the fat innkeeper worm the fredium fissius squeaky trumpet tuna or red swipper nipple These all sound like slurs. They all also sound like fish. Good job. They're fish slurs.

Okay, name for a fish. I don't think you've had a first crack yet, Jordan, have you? No. Could you repeat the one that sounds like munchamungle? Muckalug. Muckalug. I think a muckalug sounds like a deep sea kind of fish. Sounds like one of those ones.

Like Hawaiian? Yeah. Well, I don't. That's right. You know what? You know what? Hawaiians are like always deep, deep in the ocean. They do.

They do. I'm thinking of that scene from forgetting sarah marshall yeah with the poison fish let's talk about it i don't even know i would say i think i'm gonna go with the muckalug i think that that could be a deep sea hawaiian deep sea hawaiian fish i love it like Like, it potentially... Prue knows nothing about it. You're like, sounds like a deep...

Well, Hawaiian, I think. And I really... Prue's headcanon was stronger than yours. I think it's just really good to show that whatever Prue says, I will do. Everything so far in this podcast, I'll be like, what do you think? I'm like, yeah, do that one. Okay, it's a deep sea Hawaiian fish, and it's definitely something that Prue wrote, but I'm going for it.

And what do you think, Ray? I am going to go with the, was it the fat innkeeper worm? Fat innkeeper worm, yes. I just don't think any of us would have thought to come up with a worm for a fish. It is a bit of a leap, isn't it? Yeah, I was like, whoever's written's written that i mean if it's fake it's very creative one of my favorite things is when someone mishears a question

and i end up getting people guessing it because it's like why would anyone have that just leaves you prue um i want the one with the nipples. The red swipper nipple. The red swipper nipple. I'm always on the lookout for nipples, Prue. With the fish. I want to milk a fish. She's not even talking about the question.

She's just asking. You can picture most of these, I think. Maybe not the muckalugs, but the red swipper nipple. I got a pretty strong picture of that in my head. Yeah. And the squeaky trumpet tuner. Maybe I can hear that more than see it. What about the fat innkeeper worm?

The fat innkeeper worm. He's got a hat. He's got a hat. He's sitting behind a desk. Hello, weary. No vacancies. Sorry. Hello, weary traveler.

He was the guy that said no to Mary. What a dog of a worm. All right. Here's who wrote the answers. The Fredium Fischius. That was Ray O' said no to Mary. What a dog of a worm. All right, here's who wrote the answers. The Fredium Fischius. That was Ray O'Leary. That's nice. I also submitted a second option, which I'm glad you didn't read out. Oh, the Prince.

Well, you can read it. I wrote the Prince Andrew Memorial Fish. A beautiful tribute. A beautiful tribute to a wonderful man. The Floody Huffball. That was Cammy, aka The House. Congrats, Cammy. The House also wrote Squeaky Trumpet Tuna. That means Red Swipper Nipple, which Prue went for.

That was Jordan. Stupid bitch. I liked it. Mucca Lugs, which Jordan went for. That was Prue. They picked each otherue What a beautiful moment Beautiful And do you know what worth it

And that means Ray was correct The fat innkeeper worm is a real Get out It's a pretty full on looking Have you got a pic It's also known as the penis fish If that helps give you a picture. Oh, my God.

It's what you'd have probably imagined based on that. It's certainly... Oh, good heavens. It's certainly a penis fish. Why is imagining was so much cuter? Yeah, they are not cuter. They're awful looking. Apparently quite a delicacy in certain areas.

They're eaten raw. You just slice pieces off and... But, yeah. delicacy in certain areas. They're eaten raw. You just slice pieces off. But yeah. Not uncommon in this society. Yeah. So that means each of you get a point that round. Thanks, bitch. So Jordan's on the board.

Score after three rounds. Jordan's on one point. Ray's on two points. But out in front, it's Prue and the House on three points. What? Very close. Here is question number four. This one comes from Alex Lloyd from Croydon in the UK.

Thanks, Alex. What happened in the town of Bridgewater in Somerset in England on the 18th of May 2006? What, just anything that happened? Anything that happened. And we put like, Mary put her washing out. Yeah, it's newsworthy. It's probably happening. You can't be wrong.

If you put her washing out and then, you know. 9-11. And then 9-11. Oh my god, that's funny that you say that. It does come up a bit in these What Happened On This Date questions. While you're writing those answers, here's some more info on the fat innkeeper worm. According to the Monterey Bay Aquarium, innkeeper worms build U-shaped burrows in the muddy sand of low-zone mudflats. These fine innkeepers maintain lodgings for their buddies in the mud.

Food, shelter, and running water pumped in by the innkeeper worm attract a motley crew of guests to this burrow. So it gets the name innkeeper worm because its own burrow is the home to many other species. Some, like the arrow gobby, check in and out quickly. Others, like pea crabs and scale worms, take up permanent residency. So the gobby and the penis fish are close. Yeah, they're pretty close together.

The innkeeper isn't bothered by these guests, but doesn't benefit from them either. Innkeeper worms eat by creating a slime net that traps tiny bits of food drifting in the water. When the net is full of food, the innkeeper swallows its meal and the net. And yeah, they're also known as the penis fish. I think that's the most disgusting animal. It's awful from top to bottom, isn't it? This raw fish that like comes to eat. Like a slimy net comes out of it

and that's how it catches its food? But then it lets other things live in its home without expecting anything from them. I think it's getting something out of it. I find it hard to believe that the penis innkeeper is not getting... I'd be checking those rooms in the inn for, like, double-sided mirrors. Maybe it's just, like, this is the only way any other animals would associate with me

if I give them free board. Well, they just really had a dream, Jordan. Like, I think all the time about... You know when you you're a kid, the best toys were like the checkout toys. Yes, always. Like working as like a checkout chick. They were the best toys. They were the best toys. They were my favorite toys.

So fun. So fun. What would you like to purchase today, ma'am? I hope you have a nice day. Here's your receipt. Yes. And then I did, you know, kind of get to actually do that for real and it wasn't fun it's not fun that's why you can't monetize your hobby you can't monetize your

passions uh hey while you're still writing your answers let's go for a quick break as women our life stages come with unique risk factors, like high blood pressure developed during pregnancy, which can put us two times more at risk of heart disease or stroke. Know your risks. Visit heartandstroke.ca. All right, we're back from the break, right? What kind of ad do you think we just had?

I think you, well, you said said you say no to basically no advertising. I think we just heard a beautiful ad from the No Camp. My guess would be for a fracking ad. RuPaul's fracking. Ooh, work. Fracking. It's camp. Slay, hunty. Fracking. It's camp. Slay hunty.

Fracking by RuPaul. And yeah, I stand by whatever was advertised. All right. So the answers are in for question number four. What happened in the town of Bridgewater in Somerset, England on the 18th of May 2006? The local Sunny Delight factory leaked thousands of litres of Sunny D into the local river and turned it bright orange. Sunny D sounds American.

A series of tunnels were located underneath the city which is believed that the landed gentry have been using to facilitate swingers parties. Local police arrested a goat. And put it in jail. After it broke into a local bakery.

And ate all the bread. The council went to vote. To define marriages between a man and woman. But the vote failed. As a key councillor in the conservative campaign. Missed the meeting. As he had been concussed after being suplexed. By the super nanny that morning.

The super nanny. I love it, Joanne. Yeah, I love it. Let's first see options. Option four for what happened in the town of Bridgewater on 18th May 2006, the series Broadchurch. Or finally, the town burned an effigy ofimace to protest against McDonald's opening a restaurant there. The town remains McDonald's free to this day.

No, what a boring town. Why would you burn Grimace? Wouldn't you burn the burglar? Yeah, maybe. He deserves to fucking die. Yeah, burn Ronald. Come on. Jordan, clearly a fan of Capital

Not just any Capital Burned at the stake Yeah I prefer that to the invasion I just assumed that someone There was just a grimace floating around Oh yeah Anyone got any McDonald's merch We're doing an effigy burning

There's definitely like a regular protest We're just going to protest the McDonald's And then some weird cunt was like I've caught a grimace And set it on fire They're like Jared no They're just shoving a few pillows

In a purple sleeping bag They're like we'll call this grimace I'm so devastated we didn't get that grimace shake Here in Australia What was the grimace shake? It's just a purple thick shake In a novelty cup. But it was giving people superpowers.

Yes, it was. Yeah, it was killing them. Yeah. Wow. Which is the biggest superpower. The biggest superpower was suicide. What a flex to die. All right, Ray, what are you thinking?

All right. Well, my first thought was going to be, I felt like the tunnel one has got to be written by either Prue or Jordan. But then... Okay, don't they fucking know us? Okay, Prince Andrew Fish. But then, what is it?

Broadchurch came out or something was one of the options. I feel like one of you stopped writing pretty quickly. No, I think the person who wrote that was probably saying the events that happened in the Broadchurch series happened in 2000. That's what I imagined. That's what they imagined. That's what they were trying to say.

The person that wrote the newspaper article in Somerset. Now, I'm going to go with the, oh, it's either the goat or the sunny D from memory. I'm going to go with the goat. I'm going with the goat. All right, locking in the goat for Ray. Thank you. That poor goat.

He knew what he did. I also want to go goat. I want to go goat. Yeah? Yeah. Once you go goat. You can't go goat. Is that your Brumby's solidarity?

I've worked at a baker's delight, actually. I'm sorry, it's a baker's delight. Very superior to Brumby's, I will say. But Brumby's do the hot stuff. Yeah, they do. They do. So, you know, it depends on what you're into. They're all owned by the same company, right?

Really? Oh, you would know better it depends on what you're into. They're all owned by the same company, right? Really? Oh, you would know better than me. You just suggested us. Or maybe I'm just thinking because they're both like Maroon. Yeah, well, they're both owned by Maroon. Big Maroon. That is funny. Nothing drives an appetite for bread like Maroon.

I've been looking at those Maroon backdrops behind you. Yeah, I'm feeling like carbs. I'm starving for bread like maroon i've been looking at those maroon backdrops behind you yeah i'm feeling like i'm starving for bread um i'm tempted by the donkey but i think it's tempted by the donkey i think i'm going to go for the Sunny D thing Sunny D for Jordan Because I think that that could Yeah I feel like Even though Sunny D does feel very American Maybe the factories in the UK

Yeah maybe But then again Thatcher got rid of all Didn't she do that? She got rid of all their factories That does not sound like She loves the factories Sorry I only know Billy Elliot.

I don't know what else she did. I'm going to go with Sunny D. All right, that's locked in. They're all working at the Sunny D factory. Sunny D famously. Harvesting Sunny Delight. Barley, you'll be making Sunny D. Here's who wrote

The answers Ray has been Calling you two out Pretty accurately The series brought Church That was Jordan I always write

The same thing Jordan And then I was like Maybe I'm thinking Of Deadwater Fell It's a great series It's a great series I'm doing a rewatch Fell. It's a great series. It's a great series. I'm doing a rewatch right now.

Top of the mind. Ray, you also thought that the series of tunnels for swingers parties was one of them, and you were correct. That was Prue. Thank you. So you went two for two on that round. Should almost be getting bonus points for that. Thank you.

I will accept those bonus points. The council went to vote. I didn't read it in full, but Ray wrote, the council went to vote to define marriage as between a man and a woman in brackets, finally according to Matt Stewart.

That was Ray. The grimace effigy being burnt down, that was Alex, the question writer, aka the house. Good one, Alex. Alex was Alex, the question writer, aka The House. Good one, Alex. Alex and The House also wrote the one about the goat. No.

Meaning the correct answer is the local Sunny D factory leaked thousands of liters of juice into the river. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. I can't believe it. But you were right, Prue and Ray. It is a Floridian. It's from Florida, the company.

Floridian. That's the little things that they have in Star Wars, isn't it? So that's a point to Jordan there. Thank you. Two points to the house, meaning the house jumps back out to the lead. It's Jordan and Ray on two points. Prue on three points. But out in front of five points. It's the house.

I don't want to ruin the premise of this podcast, but how often does the house win? Probably maybe almost a third of the time. You saw how defensive he got before. Yeah. Only a third. I try and skew things towards the guests. Like, usually the answers that are put up as ours,

at least one of the two are normally unpickable. But this is genuinely like a casino, and it feels like the house should always win. And the fact that you're not. Yeah, that's right. I think you guys pick up your game. I think if I played it more sincerely, it would be too skewed towards me.

So I try, and I try and help you. You might, often people don't get my subtle things like oh definitely locking that one in and they go yeah you'll be trying to help us this whole time what i know is that from now on i'm coming for ray o'leary yeah yeah uh i'm gonna claim everything that he wrote three questions to go this one one comes from Tyson from Colac. Thank you, Tyson. Thank you, Tyson. Thank you, Colac.

And Tyson's question is, in the 1990s, there was an Australian doll launched as a competitor of Barbie. What was its name? In the 90s, there was an Australian doll launched as a competitor of Barbie. What was its name? While you're writing your answers,

here's some more info about that Sunny D leak from the CBBC article, which writes, red-faced drinks makers may be taken to court for not being green after an accidental leak turned a river yellow. Bit of fun there, right off the top. About 8,000 litres of the brightly coloured liquid. I love how vague that is.

It's just a liquid. They can't call it a juice. Yeah, when it's a concentrate? Yeah, yeah. Fruit concentrate? Or ice confectionery. They can't call it ice cream? Sausage-like?

What's the thing? Sausage-like product? Yeah, yeah. There's one for sausages as well. Sausage-like. We don't quite reach the high standard of sausage yeah do you know what a sausage is we kind of like that yeah uh green watchdogs say the company that makes sunny d may have to go to court if the leak has damaged the river

tuesday spill which happened because there was a leak in an underground storage tank i wonder if that those underground tunnels also... There were swingers involved. Yeah, those butt plugs were really... Powering through the... The environment... They don't hold forever. The Environment Agency are also investigating reports of fish in distress after the pollution.

Hopefully no penis fish. The liquid that turned the river yellow is usually mixed with a large amount of water to make the popular drink Sunny Day, which used to be called Sunny Delight. All right, the answer in for question number five. In the 1990s, there was an Australian doll launched as a competitor of Barbie. What was its name?

Margaret Court, the Sheila doll. Feral Cheryl. Rigi Didgeronda. Bonza Bonita, Sheridan Banksia, or Barbecue? These are all bad. I don't want any of them to be true.

I can't believe any of them were true. It's one of the questions where you're like, you're waiting for the, okay, give us the real one. Well, that's it. I can't remember who we're up to. Maybe is it back to you, I think, Prue?

Yeah, could you just read them out for me again? They kind of went by so quick. Margaret Court, the Sheila doll, Feral Cheryl, Rigi-Digi Ronda, Bonza Bonita, Sheridan Banksia, or Barbecue? I think Ray O'Leary, who's been very satirical this whole episode, went for Margaret Court. Oh. And, okay, Jordan went for Margaret Court.

I don't know. I'd be deering Jordan this whole time. What should we do? There's a conspiracy against the leader of this competition. Maybe we should do that. We should team up to try to take Prue down, given that you're winning. No, we'll never win. I want to go with the Banksia one.

All right, locking that in. Is it Sheridan Banksia? Sheridan Banksia. Okay, more. No, I'm doubting myself. It is a nice name. That's probably the most normal one. It's the most normal name.

I cannot see a girl playing with a rigidage. If it's Rigidage Rhonda, I'll kill myself. I just can't. It's just not aspirational. It's not. If they brought out a doll and called it Rigidage Rhonda, how disrespectful to young girls everywhere. What do you think of Jordan?

I think they probably, they kind of called it barbecue because it would have been was it a barbie doll or was it a separate barbie like was it from the barbie brand or did they do their own like competitor there's no way they got okayed for barbecue i reckon it is um It's an independent release. Maybe it is. I'm going to go with Barbecue. What are you doing?

No way! Did you just hear yourself before? What are you doing? Mainly because I couldn't remember the other names. You can ask him to repeat. What self-imposed rule is this? The only one I can think of is the one that I know is definitely not the one. I'm going to lock it in. I'm ready to catch my breath.

Yeah, you're going to come up with a slogan for that and then you're locked in. Okay, maybe I'll go for, I think I'll go for sheridan banksia as well oh okay copycat all right is it my turn is that the only other one you can remember yeah no it sounds like the most normal one all right my first thought is i was like when i heard barbecue i was like it's definitely written by either Prue or Jordan. I'm now thinking Jordan tried to lock it in as a ploy to try and convince me to lock it in afterwards. Wow, the psychological

games we're playing today. Jordan's played 3D chess No, chess is already 3D. 3D chess! Jordan seems to be playing 2D chess. And they're playing 3D checkers But it can't Barbecue is going to be ridden by one of them

And I wanted to go with Rigidage Rhonda And had to sit quietly As we slayed to it Well if you want Jordan to kill us I assume Rigidage is a place in Australia? No. It means legitimate.

Oh, that's Rijadij. That's a legit thing. Sorry, your country is very silly. Rijadij, that's legitimate. It's like the same as saying choice If this was a Kiwi doll It would be like choice Cheryl

Only the second word would be a ch Ch Chandler Choice Chandler All the girls How many Chandlers do you have In your primary school class It was a huge Kiwi name Because everyone wanted to rhyme it with choice All the girls have been How many Chandlers do you have in your primary school class?

It was a huge Kiwi day We wanted to rhyme it with choice I am going to go with Rigidage Rhonda Now that I know it's not a place That makes it feel more Rigidage to me Okay More rigid

Yeah exactly Am I using it right? I think you've nailed it I don't think it's a term that gets used that much No no no Rigidid no Straight into the back end I think it's when you sort of say it ironically

And then all of a sudden it's That's what happened to me I use it in all my professional emails I sign off Rigidid Hope you're having a rigid edge day if i received an email from you pru and it's side of rigid it would change everything i would be like i've never known her if she can hide this from me what else can she hide i'm sorry

that's just how i've set my signature may I have a list of the dolls again please? No you've locked in Yeah I've locked in but I would like to guess who Prue wrote Margaret Court, Farrell Sherrill, Reggie Dead Ronda, Bones Bonita Prue wrote Farrell Sherrill Are you going to lock that in? Prue wrote Farrell Sherrill and Jordan wrote Barbecue The name she tried to guess herself And Jordan are you locked in?

I think I'm going to go back to BBQ Oh my god Because of this Okay we're playing a game today Can I use my own doll and give myself a point No that's a That feels like a loophole You would have thought of People ask that sometimes but yeah

You can't do that I never even thought of doing that You would probably ruin the whole game and it would implode in on itself. Oh come on. Alright here's who wrote the answers. Margaret caught the Sheila doll. That almost sounds like someone who's from outside of Australia

might have written that. Was it Ray O'Leary? It was Ray O'Leary. You were bang on. I thought you doubted yourself straight away. It's just random Australian words jammed together. Although it's funny because I've done the ones I wrote are very similar. Bonza Bonita, that was The House.

As was Ridgy Didgeridoo. Which is what, like, I'll say before, I kind of throw it with ones that are almost unguessable. They're so stupid. But that doesn't mean people won't guess them. But Ray's overplaying the game. Ray's playing three games, we're playing one. I'm deep in game theory.

I'm looking up Nash equilibriums. I'm trying to figure out what's going on. You're like, this is the prisoner's dilemma. Jordan went for Barbecue, which was written by Prue. Oh, man, that was so insane. And Prue went for went for Barbecue, which was written by Prue. Oh, man, that was... And Prue went for Sheridan Banksia, which Jordan wrote. I did write that. I did write that.

So it's funny, the thing that you said she was doing was actually what she was then doing. You gave me the idea to do that. I flipped because I got nervous Because I thought I couldn't lock in Barbecue Or any of the other Stupid fucking names

So what was the real name? Feral Cheryl Oh man Oh god Can we have some self respect? It's yeah Honestly She's feral?

She's feral That's her thing? Yeah Just because I'm Australian I'm still a lady I'm still a lady It was the 90s. It was a different time.

Oh, my God. So that means Jordan gets a point, Prue gets a point, and the house gets a point. Two rounds to go. It's Ray on two points, Jordan on three points, Prue on four points, but still out in front on six points. It's the house. I'll tell everyone a bit more about Feral Cheryl in a second.

I think it's meant to be vaguely satirical or something. Not as satirical as Margaret Court. Is she foaming at the mouth? No, it's meant to be. She's like a... Maybe it's not satirical at all because that's a word I don't really understand. But she's a lot like a hippie,

you know, a 90s hippie sort of... Oh, anti-vaxxer. Yeah, pretty much. So it's like a Byron you know a 90s hippie sort of you know oh anti-vaxxer warrior yeah pretty much so it's like a byron bay yeah yeah byron bay old school byron bay sounds rigid to me uh here's question number six what was the unusual name of the member of the florida house of representatives from the jackson county district from 1945 to 1947. Very specific, but you've just got a name. This guy had a weird name. You've got to give this guy a name. He was a politician in the 40s in Florida.

While you're writing those answers, let me tell you more about Feral Cheryl. According to the Dole's official website, Feral Cheryl was modelled on the environmental activists, eco-warriors and hippies of the 90s in Australia, which were nicknamed ferals. Her motto is, live simply, run wild, which I imagine Jordan, as a motto lover, that might stretch your love of mottos. Yeah, now I like Feral Cheryl. Feral Cheryl is not the product of cheap offshore sweatshop labour. The doll body has been custom made at a family-run doll factory in south australia and the features finished by hand by creator lee duncan all are individually finished and no two

are the same feral cheryl was created as a tongue-in-cheek response to the barbie doll tongue-in-cheek is not quite satirical is it i feel like it is yeah it's a little jokey yeah this is like it's it's on the same spectrum it's not quite as far down as satirical. It goes tongue-in-cheek, parody, satire. With dreadlocks, tattoos, piercings, bare feet, and a bag of herbs, Feral Cheryl attracted international attention as a simply living eco-feminist anti-Barbie from the New South Wales coast. Oh, they should have called her Nimbin Nelly.

Tattoos and piercings are far from unusual now, but nature girl Feral Cheryl remains the only doll with a map of Tassie. Oh, God. She's got pubes. That's so cool. Okay, well, Jordan, you've really flipped. I like it. A motto and a map.

Pubey, putrid. Putrid pubes What's a P name? Oh pru Prubs Prubs That's what David Quirk always calls me Prubs

Yeah prubs That's kind of cute I don't mind it Alright the answer in What was the unusual name of the member Of the Florida House of Representatives from Jackson County District from 1945 to 1947? Nobby Gobbles.

Merkle Warrior Pitts. Gay Chapman. Dwayne Pipe. Giddy Gun Drops. Or Wankard Pousa. Okay, what I thought it was going to be is not on the list. Do you want to add a seventh option? No, it's too close to my actual options.

Where are we? I think maybe we're up to you having a crack first, Jordan. It's my turn. I think it's Wankapusa. Wankapusa. That's's it that feels like a classic like it's so funny the old names back then like they would just openly call each other like gay and pussy and like that guy's name was dick van dyke okay he's still around that cannot die he's yeah he's i think he's pushing towards 100.

Yeah. And he still puts up videos of him doing old man exercise and stuff. He did Masked Singer America recently. Yeah, recently. I was like, what is he doing? Get off the stage. You've got to be fit to do Masked Singer. He seems like a guy with a big tax debt.

That's the only thing keeping him going he refuses to die in debt no no I won't die a quitter that's not the dick way I die with the tax man owing me yes I'm going with wankard puss all right wankard puss yeah what do you think may I please have the list of names again knobby gobbles Merkel warrior pits gay Chapman Dwayne pipe giddy gumdrops or wankard puss What do you think? May I please have the list of names again? Nobby Gobbles, Merkle Warrior Pits,

Gay Chapman, Dwayne Pipe, Giddy Gumdrops, or Wankard Pusa? I think the last one that's submitted by Prue. Just because Jordan guessed it? Jordan has form. I'm a magnet. And what is it, Merkle Warrior Princess or whatever? That's got to be Jordan.

Merkle Warrior Pits. Warrior Princess. That would have been a good guess. I would have done that. That would be great. That's got to be Jordan. Maybe. And then.

What about it makes you think Jordan? Merkle Warrior Pits. Merkle is the the word Merkle I've just met Jordan About the start When this podcast started And she screams Merkle And you just

It's incredible Your ability to read people You just know them instantly Oh no I'm confusing Merkle's with Merkin's That's what I'm doing That's I forgot

I was thinking No that's not what Angela Merkle's Last name is I love Angela Angela Merkin There must be a porn parody out there I was thinking, no, that's not what Angela Merkel's last name is. Angela Merkel. There must be a porn parody out there with Angela Merkel. There must be. I'm sure we can find a link. And if not, let's film it after this.

With proves. Yeah, with proves. Proves in the lead role. I'm so sorry, but give me the last one. Knobby Gobbles, Merkel Warrior Pits, Gay Chapman, Dwayne Pipe, Giddy Gumdrops, or Wankard Poussa. I can't be any of them, but I'm going to lock in Dwayne Pipe. Dwayne Pipe. Dwayne Pipe.

Dwayne Pipe is funny because of Drain Pipe. But also Dwayne and Pipe both sound like penis. Yeah, they're great. You're loving this. Dwayne sounds like penis? It's a big twist where Jordan wrote every answer. He couldn't stop sending them in. I would like to go for knobby gobbles.

Knobby gobbles. Okay, for Prue. Well, here's who wrote the answers. Giddy Gumdrops Okay, for Prue. Well, here's who wrote the answers. Giddy Gumdrops. That was Prue. Oh. Merkle Warrior Pits, which Ray confidently said was Jordan, was Jordan. Correct.

Gay Chapman was Ray. Nice. And I thought the actual answer was Gay Hitler. I nearly submitted that, but then I thought of... Well, can you submit that for a future episode? I nearly submitted that. Well, can you submit that for a future episode? Because there's a Twitter account that posts funny names from the American census,

from in the past and stuff. And I remember they tweeted Gay Hitler. That was someone's name. Yeah, it was someone's name back in the day. Wow. Well, if any listeners want to submit that as a question, please do. Maybe quote Ray there. Do the right thing.

Ray vaguely remembers a Twitter account. That's my source. Dwayne Pipe, which Ray went for, that was the house. That was a real person. My pop taught a kid called Dwayne Pipe in the olden days and that's always stuck with me. It's a fun one. That's a personal one yeah that's such a funny name duane pipe was he real smart i don't think so or did everything you teach him sort of

a knobby gobbles which prue went for that was ian the question writer okay the house you two have played right in the house's hands here. That means Jordan was right. Wankard Pousa is the answer. Wankard Pousy. Two points for the house. And we're now up to the final round. Quick score check.

Ray's on two points. Jordan and Prue on four points. But out in front on eight points, it's the house. But the final round is on two points. Jordan and Prue on four points, but out in front on eight points, it's the house. But the final round is worth triple points. So it is truly still anyone's game. It is upsetting now that we've kind of questioned the house and you were like, only stupid players are ever beaten by the house. Like, I really make them kind of easy to weed out.

That one was tricky because all of them sounded ridiculous so yeah and we had feral Cheryl that was difficult that was a difficult one to pick as well and the fish

and the fish we actually had a really tough round this has been actually a really tough I probably yeah I overestimated you when I put these

questions together I agree. So the final question, we always end with a film synopsis, so you've just got to write a briefish film synopsis, normally about two or three or four sentences long. And this final one comes from a good friend of the

show, Dave Warnicke from the Do Go On podcast. Thanks, Dave. And his question is, what is the synopsis of the 1967 film She-Freak? She-Freak? What is the synopsis of the 1967 film She-Freak? And you'll need a bit more time to write this, so I've got a fair bit of information about Wankard Poussa.

And it comes from that great website I found before, wikipedia.org. Poussa was born in 1893 in Florida. He attended public schools in the area. He was later a farmer, lawyer, school teacher, mover, and newspaper publisher. Real millennial sort of vibes there. Settle down on a career, mate.

He ran the Times Courier in Mariana from 1947 to 1951, and another publication entitled Wankard Poussases Bumblebee, the paper with a sting. And that ceased publication in 1958. Residing in Mariana, Florida, he was elected to the Florida House of Representatives to represent Jackson County in 1944 with his term starting in 1945. It was said that his legislative goals were to curb the growing tendency towards dictatorship in American government and to put some brakes on runaway taxes. He also made a campaign promise to reject every single bill that was presented to him, a promise which he would

only stray from once in his legislative career. Upon the passing of a sales tax bill in the House, Poussa dropped to the chamber floor and started praying for the taxpayers of Florida. Had a real dramatic sort of flair there. Poussa was a critic of economic policy with a newspaper describing him as, quote, a stormy petrol of the economy block. He was also a vocal critic of the administration of the governor of florida fuller warren in 1946 pusa was an unsuccessful candidate for the florida state senate in that same election his wife maude also ran unsuccessfully for the state house of representatives maude pusa fantastic name pusa was defeated in 1949 for his seat in the house and left the senate uh left the House in 1950. He was married to Maude Marie Brogdon at Jackson County on August 15, 1915,

and with her had 11 children. The Poussas. Quite a brood. Poussa died at Jackson County in 1978 and was buried at Pope Cemetery in Sneeds, Florida. In a 1958 article, Poussa referred to himself as a famous author, statesman, and poet. It was also said that he was known around his city of residence as a lawyer, ex-legislator, noted local after-dinner speaker, wit, and critic. And his headstone at Pope Cemetery reads,

The one and only Wancard Poussa. Beautiful tribute to a beautiful man. All right, the answers are in. Let's go. Here's the final question. What is the synopsis of the 1967 film She-Freak? Experience the Crimean circus through the eyes of their high-jumping, cherry-stemmed tying

and horse-loving She-Freak. A tale of fitting in, finding yourself and keeping things freaky. A documentary focusing on the career of the greatest player in the history of women's football. The Brazilian legend Marta. Wait, one name? One name? That's how you know you're a great. She's good.

Okay, Ray wrote that one. Sorry, I like women in football. And you don't need to follow their last names. Melissa Stant wakes up and she has tentacles for arms. She tries to use them to fight crime, but no one respects her. She goes insane from the bullying and kills the entire town before retreating to the sea where she is finally accepted that sounds feminist yeah and it was came out in 1967 summer of love uh summer of empowerment so yeah some summer jade cochran is a waitress

at a rundown cafe determined to escape her lowly life, she takes a job with a traveling carnival side show that has arrived in town. She soon ends up as the carnival's owner, but the power goes to her head, and after the circus performers attack, she ends up as a carnival freak in her own traveling show known as the Snake Woman. What about her is snake-like?

It doesn't say. It doesn't say. Yeah. She's attacked. She's attacked, and then, yeah. Oh, true. What about her is snake like? It doesn't say. It doesn't say. Yeah. She's attacked. She's attacked and then, yeah. Oh, true. True, true, true. Sorry.

A humongous woman terrorizes a small Midwestern town after ingesting radioactive corn. While her scientist husband races the clock to find a cure before the army takes her in for experiments. If only the army got to know her they'd realize that not only does she have a colossal body but also a gigantic heart oh i want it to be that one i think it's that one oh that's the movie i want to watch i know or finally a woman who is cast out of society after she is bitten by a lizard and grows a tail she goes on the run from police with pig Boy, who's a right little freak. Anytime the police grab her tail, she's able to lose it and regrow.

And Pig Boy oinks along because he's into it, that sick little dirtbag. God, I hate Pig Boy. He'd make you physically ill if you saw him. I wish Pig Boy would just die. Anyway, She-Freak recovers, but I forget the end because Pig Boy is so distracting. It's gotta be that one. What's wrong with

Pig Boy? I really feel like for a movie called She-Freak that was focusing on telling a male story. Alright, do you have any guesses? I think because you've been so good at guessing, sometimes we'll do it. So you can have a guess what you think is real,

and you can guess what one of the others wrote. So you can get extra points if you want. All right. Who wants to go first here? Everyone's had a crack at going first so far. Can you give us like a really brief summary? Yeah, we've got the Crimean surf uh circus uh we've got the brazilian legendary footballer marta we've got the tentacle woman who's not uh accepted till

she retreats to the sea we've got the waitress who ends up um running the carnival before being attacked and being a carnival freak herself. I don't like that term, but it's in the name of the movie. It was the 60s. You have the huge woman who eats corn and has a big heart. Yeah. Or you've got the one, Pig Boy's in it. Pig Boy. Yeah.

But it's a lizard woman and Pig Boy. My thing, I can go first. I'm feeling pretty confident. I think the real one is the Corn Lady. I think that Ray wrote Pig Boy. And I think that Prue wrote The Waitress. What? All right.

And that's that on that. That's that. That's that. I think that that is compelling But I also think I'm wrong because everybody's really comfortable Like no one's defending No one's defending But then also maybe you guys are playing it cool Because I've nailed it No I mean

And you've also No I didn't write that You've been seen to change your answers before as well Yeah Yeah Jordan loves to have her first So maybe they're just keeping their powder dry Yeah that's true

Jordan goes first and last And which one did you think Prue wrote sorry The waitress one That's also the one Wait hang on Oh no which one did you think was real The corn one

Oh the corn one Yeah Getting them confused They loved big ladies and musicians Wait, hang on. Oh, no. Which one did you think was real? The corn one. Oh, the corn one. Yeah. Getting them confused. They loved big ladies and musicians. And they loved eating something with radioactive goop. I think that was the movie. Last time I did this as well. Oh.

It was radioactive goop. Oh, you're a regular guest. Yeah, you don't get asked all the time. No, I don't. Well, I don't think you'll be back. So. All right. Who wants to have next crack i can have next crack um i also think it's the corn lady big lady big heart um she sounds hot she'll sound hot i think jordan wrote the one about having to have arrhythmia tentacles and going into the ocean. Okay. And I think Ray wrote Pig Boy.

Thank you for thinking I wrote the best one. So you're in lockstep on two of those. What are you thinking, Ray? I think the real one is Pig Boy. Oh, no! Yeah, you've got a real advantage going last, don't you? Yeah, I've been thinking this whole time

the Colossal Heart one was Prue. Did you just guess that one is the real one? Yeah. Oh, that really throws things. But it is. I mean, it's so up my alley. That's why I guessed it. The Waitress story, that was the one

The ending was the most believable I felt of all of them But I thought there was too much going on In the plot And so I think I mean it would be over like an hour and a half period Yeah that's true It sounds like that's the house But I reckon, okay

Prue wrote Jordan wrote Colossal no wait did you guess the colossal woman was real as well oh god damn it i just the big woman with a big heart doesn't sound real that sounds like a made-up sounds like someone trying to make up a movie tag on the spot um all right the waitress one with the snake woman okay i'm gonna guess that was jordan That's weird Alright The waitress one With the snake woman Okay I'm going to guess that was Jordan The footballer documentary

With Marta with only one name I'm guessing that's Prue And I'm going to guess the real one is the Crimean The first one the Crimean Of course the Crimean circus Which sounded fake as I heard it but I've got

they're all I don't believe a single one of them so you think it's awful do you think that this is you guys are all playing

I feel like maybe you've picked your own ones as the real one to psych me out to sabotage me you think we both simultaneously wrote about a giant woman

radioactive corn has a big heart? Jordan left the room for some reason. I have no idea what was going on. There should probably be a message in each other. This is my standard prison experiment. All right, let's go through who wrote the answers. The one about Pig Boy, which Jordan and Prue thought was Ray, was Ray. Whoa.

That's crazy. Shocking. I wasn't sure about that one. Well, you would watch that film. Too much Pig Boy, not enough She-Freak. Lizard woman. She-Freak. And boy, does she.

She freaks And boy does she Then we had The documentary about Brazilian legend Marta Which Ray thought was pretty That was actually The House Oh very nice I would always give women a second name Marta is meant to be the greatest footballer of all time too

And there's only been one Marta? I guess so I guess like Brazilians I think often There was a player called Fred. Ronaldo? Ronaldo. There's a lot of solo named Brazilian footballers. That's true. Leonardo, Michelangelo. Yeah. Marta's a great name too. Great name.

I think you're getting slightly confused Ray but yeah same idea. Cher. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. The Crimean Circus one That Ray went for That was Prue Oh get out

There we go That's sneaky Then who else did we have We had The one about Melissa Stant With the tentacles Which Prue thought was Jordan Was Jordan

Yes Two for two I'm really I think I might write that movie. That's a fantastic movie. I didn't give her a name and then I had to follow up with another message to Matt saying her name's Melissa Stant. Which is a great name. Connected.

I'm going to cast myself as Pig Boy. And you know what? Write out the sheep freak. The Humongous Woman Who Has a a colossal body but a gigantic heart, which Jordan and Prue both thought was real. That was written by Dave, aka The House. Oh, Dave. Oh, Nicky.

And I'll tell you what, because I was saying before, I'm like, that's too believable. That's why I added the line at the end about the gigantic heart and colossal body. And you said, it sounds like someone came up with that on the spot. And you were, man, you've not got many points this round, but you're calling everything outside of things that would give you points you're calling them correct i know what's going on there i can see this is something greater at play yeah uh so that means that the correct answer is about jade cochran the waitress at the rundown cafe and yeah you're that's why I was like,

well, there's an hour and a half. A lot of things going on. I was trying to help you out. Her name's Jane Cockram? Jane Cockran. Cochran. Oh, is that what threw you off? I thought that was another silly name.

No, that's a real name. Oh, throwback to earlier. It's a famous normal name. It's a famously normal name, Jordan. Famously normal. We all a famous normal name. It's a famously normal name, Jordan. We all say it. Yeah, I probably gave you a bum seat. Cochrane. No, I hate that more.

It sounds like cock ring. Yeah, yeah. And I don't want to think about a cock ring. Alright, so I think we're going to have to tabulate the scores here. Oh, tricky. In the meantime, just quickly, I'll let you know that... She Freak is playing in cinemas. It's on an Acme this weekend only.

It's not a very well-liked film. The Rotten Tomatoes doesn't have enough critic reviews to give it a score on the Tomatometer thing, but the audience give it a 4% approval rating. Holy moly. Which I believe is pretty low. That's pretty low. But I found a review that kind of liked it.

Robert Fershing from All Movie wrote, this entertaining sexploitation update of Freaks from producer David Friedman has its moments for sympathetic viewers. She has sex with the pig boy? Wait, no, the pig boy's not involved in this. producer David Friedman, has its moments for sympathetic viewers. She has sex with the pig boy? Wait, no, the pig boy's not involved in this. You're merging the one you just created minutes ago.

You're obsessed with pig boy. She fucks the pig. You said you hated pig boy, but I think you love pig boy. You are pig boy. He makes me sick. Okay, so I think if I've got this right, and me adding that extra element in the scores late has confused the hell out of me. Do you not normally triple the scores?

That's only a thing you've done. No, I always triple the scores, but I don't normally give points for you guessing who wrote the other ones. Oh, true. But I think I've got this. I mean, we're not going to check. Oh, true. But I think I've got this. I mean, we're not going to check. Okay, fantastic.

Well, here are the final scores, and I feel as good as you do about this. Ray is on two points. What the fuck? Ray's walked out. Ray's mad. Ray's comical kick of the chair. Ripley slammed into the wall.

He's become pig boy. Piggy hates. He's setting a grimace on fire. In third place on seven points, it's Jordan Barr. Thank you. In second place. Hang on. That's not right.

Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Oh, my God. This is like La La Land Oh, it is close In second place on 13 points It's Prue

Still a good score Out in front by just one point On 14, it's The House Oh wow I had to be tricked by that big heart Yes, the big heart, you gave it away We just like big ladies. Big ladies with a lot of love.

Someone make the movie. Thanks so much for joining us. Where can people find you, Jordan? You can find me on Instagram at jbar underscore 666. That's all. Nowhere else. You can also find me on Instagram at Pruve Lake Comedy. And I think on some other platforms also, P comedy and your newsletter how can people and my newsletter

on substack i shaved my legs for this um which you can search prove like comedy and i think it will come up hell yeah i just need people to know that i'm trying to be funny so i really put the comedy on there are you right i'm at ray o'leary comedy on Truth Social and Telegraph channels. The normal social media apps. At Ray O'Leary Comedy. So good. It's good. You should add the comedy in there, Jordan.

It really helps. I like 666. And Pop Gaze is probably back anytime soon. Focus on sex and the sex in the sex. The Sex and the City podcast. Awesome. We're back. And more transphobic than ever.

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Thanks. Bye. Thanks. Do you know that Ronan Keating song is a cover? The best when you say nothing at all? No. What? It's a cover.

It's originally a country song, and I believe the original artist died quite young. It's the original artist named Tutty. Yeah. Can we trust you you what you're saying now Ray no I would yeah no I would

just make that up it's been a long time since I've listened to the OG it's always shocking when you hear that a song like that

is remembered torn by yes Natalie Imbruglia Natalie Imbruglia it's a cover I'm like what no I think she

covered it so hard that it became an original song. Absolutely. It came all the way back around. Yeah, if you cover it hard enough, that's yours. Such a beautiful romantic song. Shut the fuck up. I need this.

That was in Notting Hill, wasn't it? I remember the video clip. Well, he was sitting in the park. Yeah, beautiful. Yeah, stunning man. Hugh? Hugh? Hugh!

My favorite rom-com with sexy Hugh. I love Hugh. Hugh, you really punched up his name, all right? Imagine if he had that name all along. The career he might have had. Hugh. You ought to pronounce every letter might have had. Hugh. You ought to pronounce every letter.

Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant. And he's big, all right. Oh, Hugh. It's not good. Yeah, when I was growing up, I wanted to be a waitress, and I did that. I achieved my dream.

And not as fun. Huge. And not as fun. It was big. I was a big waitress. You were a big waitress? I was fine. It was big. I was a big waitress. Were you a big waitress? I was one of the big ones. Very popular. It's like Hooters, but it's big ladies.

Yeah. What's the award for waitresses? Like a Logie. You have to start. A waitressing Logie. I thought you were asking me the award rate, and I was like, pretty low. I guess you'd get, what would it be? The penis in fish.

Yeah. You have to star in that musical by Sarah be? The penis in fish. Yeah. You get to star in that musical by Sarah Barry Alice. Oh, yeah. Waitress. Yeah, waitress. How many, this is a boring question, but how many trays and plates and stuff could you carry at once? That's a great question, Ray.

Believe in yourself. Okay, all right. And it depends on the tray. Of course. Because you can carry three plates easy everybody can but then we have these like burger trays where i work you could get like sometimes like four on your at least there was a guy who used to carry six but he was so fucking stupid the plate but he had the brute strength to make up for it Yeah, we let him stay. He's a pack horse. Don't let him take an order.

He's strong, but boy, is he efficient. He's strong, but he's simple. You never worked in the service industry? No, I worked in a supermarket, and I've worked at the checkout before, but not proper retail. Checkout dreams. Yeah, checkout dreams. Thank you.

Yeah, I had that dream as well. Yeah, I dreamt that dream as well. That was a dream I didn't even know I had. A couple of check out chicks. It's good to tick one off early, I think. Yeah. Okay, that dream's done. And I'd already been a paper boy, so I was knocking off a lot of teen dreams in my teens. Knocking off a lot of teens. Okay, let's not isolate that.

Knocking off a lot of teens. Okay, let's not isolate that. So, yeah, clearly you're not writing your answers. Sorry to... I love to see behind the curtain. That came out of nowhere. That was a subtle throw to the back. Does this podcast have advertisers? They just insert them in.

Do you know who's advertising currently? Oh, no. I think it'll depend on where they are. You can select things not to advertise, which I certainly haven't done. And you are. Everything's fair game on Who Knew It with Matt Stewart. Did you?

Also, were you guys saying the colour maroon? Yes. How would you say the band Maroon 5? Maroon 5, but I would call the colour maroon. Maroon. I guess it's the same as like we'd say Jay-Z, but we'd say Zed. Right? I've never thought about that.

Why don't we never say Jay-Zed? Australians are famously adaptable. Yeah. We're just going to play it fast and loose with language it's a great series i'm doing a rewatch right now have you seen that they did a like a shot for shot remake for america no like graceland or something or Gracewater that's a poor sign or the Elvis Presley factory

yeah but um yeah I think I can't remember well this is a boring story but I can't remember what it is but I think the

American one has a more interesting twist than the British one at the end because I read the Wikipedia page but it's crazy they both have

David Tennant yeah oh that's great okay well I'll watch that then I haven't seen either so so I guess I should. It's good. I finally got around to your,

you recommended about two years ago that I watch The Jinx. Oh, it's so good. I haven't watched. I'll pencil that in for two years from now. I'm on a delay from your recommendations, but in around two years I'll watch Broadchurch, I think. Have you finished it? Yeah.

Kill them all. Kill them all, of course. And he's dead now. Rest in peace, King. How the mighty have fallen. All right. That's the sort of sound someone makes When they're deleting the third draft

You haven't sent one yet No yeah my instinct is Concerning You ready I reckon I was about to send the actual answer But then I Oh wow You reckon you know the answer

Are you looking up the real answer Yeah I've been googling It's wild that you're in last place Do you reckon you know the answer? Are you looking up the real answer? Yeah, I've been Googling. It's wild that you're in last place. You can't do that. I should have said that. You can't do that. Sorry.

What? It's also like you're somehow monitoring what Jordan and I write. Because I feel like our guesses are really unguessable. Back into the mainframe somehow. Alright, answers are in. Here's the question. As women, our life stages come with unique risk factors, like high blood pressure developed during pregnancy,

which can put us two times more at risk of heart disease or