Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 68 - Lizzy Hoo, Urvi Majumdar and Raewyn Pickering

Episode Date: January 1, 2024

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode features comedians Raewyn Pickering (Death Bed Comedy), Urvi Majumdar (Urvi Went to an All Girls School) and Lizzy Hoo (Have You Been Paying Attention?)Check out Matt's stand up special FREE on YouTube: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!See the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith and Logo by @muzdoodles! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh my God, can you believe it? It's the year 2024. It's Melbourne Comedy Festival and we've just moved venues. We're at the Grace Darling now. We had a great run at the Chinese Museum, selling out shows by the end, but now we need you to come over to the Grace Darling and shows are at 7.15. It's going to be so much fun. Love to see you there. Let's have a beer. Use discount code do go on the show's called dry dry at the melbourne international comedy festival then we're going to sydney and brisbane tickets to all that stuff's on sale now and you can find those tickets and details at mattstuartcomedy.com welcome to who knew with matt stewart the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart. Our first guest, Amazon Hour, Who Cares?, was recently nominated for the Actor Award for Best Stand-Up Special and is also getting ready for a national tour of our new show, Who's That Girl? It's Lizzie Who.

Hello. That's the long... This is episode 68. That's the longest. This is episode like 68. That's the longest without full stop introductions I've done. Oh, well done. And hopefully that'll edit together okay. Because I think I feel like I might be blacked out in the middle of it. But congratulations.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, so weird. That's so cool. Yeah, very cool. I get to go to prom, guys. So cool. You know, you. I get to go to prom, guys. So cool. You know, you're actually talking to an actor, previously actor award nominated.

Oh, really? But ours was for, we were nominated for a web series. Oh, great. And there was no, it was so funny how little respect there was. So there was three of us involved on screen and then a crew behind. We got one ticket. Share it amongst yourselves. I think it was closer to COVID time, so they were, you know, you also were like, okay.

And then I got there. I was the lucky one who went along. Did the red carpet. And, you know, the producer or whatever with the clipboard at the start of the red carpet, uh you know the producer or whatever had with the clipboard at the start of the red carpet you know going around that that sort of media ring and she goes what what are you here for tonight i said oh a nominee for best web series and she said she pulled this rope to mean that i could cut out of the media things so you can just go straight it's so hard telling people you do a web series if you just don't care i think well i mean looking back it's great i didn't have to talk to any

i'm glad she did that rather than sending me around and having that question asked by everyone so what are you here for best web series okay and uh yeah yeah have a great night well i'm i'm rooting for you for that one that's so exciting thanks yeah and your tour is going all around yeah starting in perth in fair but then yeah adelaide brisbane sydney melbourne hobart even Awesome Hobart's so fun Often forgotten Often forgotten Yeah I'm pretty excited Our second guest

Recently filmed her show Irvi went to An all girls school For ABC TV And is about to tour Her new show Burnt It's Irvi Majumda

Hey Thank you for calling it a show Because It's also a web series But people have like No respect They're like What are you making

And you're like Oh just a three part web series And instantly I like no respect you're like they're like what are you making and you're like oh just a three part web series and instantly their faces just go blank so I started to say pilot you know pilot

oh yeah that's why I didn't say ABC I said ABC TV yeah that's a weird thing ABC I've used socials yeah

oh you two might make it to the actors one day I think I'd have so much anxiety. I just get so anxious in these environments. I'm going to need some Valium. Oh, yeah. We got beaten by a show that was just like a family YouTube channel

where they just like, I'm not sure. They travel around Australia. I don't know if they travel. They just sort of were at home. Got the bus. It's like a reality show, a family just doing YouTube blogging or whatever. That's wild. I thought it was fair enough.

How unfair. Our third guest this week hosts the great monthly Indie Comedy Room at Deathbed Comedy at Miss Moses in Brunswick. It's Raewyn Pickering. Oh, hello. Yay. Thank you. Indie Comedy Room.

I love that. I know. What an intro. Well intro well yeah it's not one of those mainstream you know those big money top end of town yeah that these two are going to it makes me feel it's my favorite room it's a great i'll say it i really love it well uh originally like the crew was um evie as well it was Prue, Jordan, and then I came along as, like, a late intro but then stuck around. What happened? Was there a big fallout?

No. Huge. It started a great friendship. It's actually, yeah, it's been beautiful. It's a beautiful journey. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. It started with lindsey at voltaire and then ended in brunswick beautiful how it worked out yeah a beautiful group message

all right so the way the show works we'll make a web series about it one day all right so the way the show works is ask a relatively obscure trivia question our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answers as well as the real one. I have to guess which one is correct. The first question comes from listener Lisa T from Brisbane. And the question is, what is a coze? A coze?

Yeah, what's the word coze mean? K-O-F? C-O-Z-E. What is coze? What does coze mean? K-O-F? C-O-Z-E. What is coze? What does coze mean? Coze. Coze. And while they're writing their answers, I'll explain how the scoring works.

So you get one point if your fake answer is guessed by one of the other contestants, and another point if you correctly guess the answer. By the way, I'm also playing as the house, and I've put in two of my own fake answers for each question, and I get a point for each one of those that our guests choose. So each of us can score up to three points per round. Which seems fair, but the probability actually favors me. The house.

Though I've changed the rules. The final round is triple points for everyone but me. Just to make it fair, okay? So, you know, stop with the angry DMs. And our questions. But no one's writing angry DMs. Please DM me angry or happy either way

our questions come from our great Patreon supporters if you want to submit a question sign up on any level via patreon.com slash do go on pod which is linked in the show notes alright the answer in for question number one what is a coze a piece of plumbing equipment specifically for guttering a thickened milk

product fed to baby elephants. An intimate and friendly chat. Geordie slang for a marijuana cigarette. The end component of larger caves, which usually house families of bats. Or coke in a Xanax shot. Oh. Coes. Coes.

Go for a sweet coes. What was the Geordie one? Geordie sang for a marijuana cigarette. Hope I'm saying that right. I reckon that's, I think that might be it for me. Yeah? Yeah. Past the coves.

I don't know how to do a Geordie accent though. That's, um, uh, there's a Geordie comic in Melbourne. You know, Luke Benson. Yeah yeah so just say it in his voice oh he's quite quite a demon it's so every time he speaks he has like the first few times i can understand him better now but the first few times i met him i was always like off my face it like it was like sometime during festival and he'd be like were you smoking a cove at the time yeah i wish all right so you're lizzie's looking in geordie slang yeah

what about you irvi um sorry i just like forgot everything plumbing equipment uh thickened milk for elephants intimate and friendly chat geordie slang for cigarette uh n component of large caves where bats live and coke and a Xanax shot. I'm just going to go for the bat thing, the end component. Yeah. Bat cave. Fuck that in. Herbie?

I think it might be the plumbing thing. Plumbing thing. Great. All right. Welcome to Hyper Island. I'm pretty confident confident I know about plumbing Here's who wrote the answers Coconut Xanax shot, that's Irvy

On the brain So we had thickened milk product fed to baby elephants That was Lisa the question writer aka the house the house also wrote Geordie slang for a marijuana cigarette

Geordie is just like it's a you know just far enough away that it makes it sound more believable yeah I don't even know

what Geordie is it's a Newcastle Luke Benson. A beautiful name. Is that like racist? I don't know. We're going to get cancelled. So that's the UK.

I like it. They have that word coming in for a kutch. Isn't that like it's a kutch? A kutch is like a cuddle, but it's like such a nice little. Yeah. Thank you for that. I'm doing, oh. Oh, my God.

Don't like that. End component of larger caves, which usually houses family of bats. I hope you went for that. That was very weird. Very beautiful. Does that make sense? I don't. I hope you went for that. That was right. Beautiful. I'm not done. Does that make sense?

I don't. I was like. Anything with animals involved is always right. Can't get ahead of the animals. I didn't know that. A large piece of plumbing equipment specifically for guttering. Right. I went for that.

That was Lizzie. So no one got the correct answer, which was an intimate and friendly chat. Wow. Do you mind if I come over for a quick coze? A coze? Yeah. That's what we're doing now. Yeah.

Is that like an urban dictionary thing? No, it's an old timey. Apparently, Jane Austen helped popularize the term. Oh, really? Very good. Coze. So, that means one point to Raewyn, one point to Lizzie, and one point to the term. Oh, really? Okay, good. So that means one point to Raewyn, one point to Lizzie,

and one point to the house. Okay. Here is question number two. This comes from Patrick J. Early from Bendigo, and the question is, what is unusual about the death metal band Hatebeak? What is unusual about the death metal band Hatebeak? And while you're writing your answers, here's some more info about Coze.

Cornered at dictionary.com. Coze is a word that Jane Austen helped popularize, writing, Miss Crawford proposed they're going up into her room where they might have a comfortable Coze. That's from Austen's book, Mansfield Park, from 1814. With its resemblance to Cozy, Coze sounds comfortable.

Indeed. A Coze is a friendly talk. It can resemblance to cozy, coze sounds comfortable. Indeed. It causes a friendly talk. It can also be a verb for having such a chat. The origin is uncertain, but it might come from the French causer, which is to chat. Ultimately from the same Latin root that gives us cause. I mean, that's

pretty dull, but that is all true, apparently. I like it, though. I like it as a word. Coze. Yeah. Like, you're at a party, like, do you mind just coming in? I just need a quick coze. They should do that on The Bachelor.

That sounds good. It does sound more romantic. Do you mind if we steal you for a coze? Yeah. I think it sounds creepy. I don't know. I don't love it when it goes. I think it's probably all about who you're picturing is asking you for lunch.

I mean, you definitely shied away from the coach idea. Can you always imagine, like, some gross guy being like, not that you just, I know you just said, come over. Not you, Matt. I just mean, I don't think my friends would say that and I just wouldn't do that with a random. I'm a bitch, okay? That's a no from Irvie.

Not into the coves. That's all right. It's okay. I need to spread hate. Hate beak. Hate beak. All right, so the answer for question two, what is unusual about the death metal band Hate Beak? They're an acapella band creating the sounds of brittle drums

and shredding guitars with vocals alone. They created the first eco-friendly record label. Despite their name, they actually love birds and do a lot of work revegetating parks for seabirds. The lead singer is a parrot. All the band members are dead, the band is kept has been kept alive by a medium or it had some of the original members of smash mouth but they went on to uh they went their own way and formed hate beak oh interesting yeah smash mouth hate beak yeah Yeah. Smash Mouth, Hate Beak. Hate Beak, yeah.

Who was more popular in the end? You decide. So you got, acapella band, eco-friendly record label, bird lovers, singer is a bird, members of the band are dead,

but still alive because of a medium, or they're a split off band from Smash M i'm thinking acapella i'd like to hear that actually like death metal band acapella you're a bit of a metal head is that right 90s metal head there was a metal head phase i went through like this real like fantasy rock phase in my i don't in my singing about dragons really into called heavenly oh still get it out every every day on that and it's so good Oh, my God, that's cute. What's Simple Plan? I think that's emo. Pop emo.

As in, like, what kind of music would happen? Because that was my favorite. Yeah, nice. He said that as if it was, like, something you've been wanting to know for actually quite a while. Like a fantasy rock. I don't even know that's a thing. Like, it's Simple Plan. even know that's a thing. Like a sickle land. Can't hold it in anymore.

Finally, you've got the chance to ask the question. In an environment I feel comfortable in. So, yes, Lizzie's going for acapella. I'm going to do the same. You're going acapella as well? What about you, Rowan? Maybe the eco-friendly. Why not?

All right. Here's who wrote the answers. The spinoff band from Smash Mouth. That was Lizzie Who. I like what you did there. As I said it, that was me realising myself what you did. I'm like, oh, because they've got tape. Yeah, I didn't think you did it. You did it. Yeah. As I said it, that was me realising myself what you did. I'm like, oh, because it's hate. Yeah, I did it.

I don't know. You did it. You did it. I might have stuffed you there by over-explaining it. All band members being dead. That was the house. Oh, I would have guessed Irvie, the medium. Yeah, you looked at me like it was me.

Yeah. No, Irvie did. They created the first eco-friendly record label. Oh, damn. That's Irvi there. Just putting together some words. I don't even know what any of that means. I was just like, record label sounds like it's pro.

It's a full one. And I did. Despite their name, they actually love birds, do a lot of work revegetating parks for seabirds. Oh, it's the animal lover, right? The animal medium itself. I know, but then right after, there was one about like a parrot singing.

He was like, well, either could be me. The acapella band that Lizzie and Irving went for, that was Patrick, okay, the house, meaning the lead singer is a parrot. Really? He's a beak. A beak, yeah. As a metal band. As a metal band.

That sounds quite bizarre. So funny. So that means two points for The House that round and one point to Irvi. There we go. Meaning after two rounds, it's Ray to Irvie. There we go. And after two rounds, it's Raewyn, Irvie, Lizzie. I'm leaving. Raewyn, Irvie, Lizzie.

All on one point, but the house is out in front on three points. What? I thought I had more points than... I thought I was in the lead. Oh, wait. Have I done this wrong? Didn't we all lose? Didn't we all lose The last round

No I got a point Oh did you You guessed Ray So she got a point Ray guessed Lizzy So Lizzy got a point Sorry

Okay And And then They guessed mine Oh Lizzy guessed the houses So House got a point

And none of that led to you getting any points i love how you have to like we all lost i was like surely i just got it i just like fully zoned out for the points for the last one all right well uh that means we're up to question number three this one comes from AJ from New Zealand. AJ's question is, After getting cancelled midway through its first season, the producers for the 2003 Rob Lowe legal drama The Lion's Den decided to give the show a freakish slash absurd series finale. What happened in the season finale?

So it got cancelled. They had to finish it off. The contract said they were legally obliged to finish making the season finale. So it got cancelled. They had to finish it off. The contract said they were legally obliged to finish making the season. So they started just doing weird stuff. What happened in the season finale of this legal drama? Called Lion's Den. Lion's Den starring Rob Lowe. I love Rob Lowe.

Yeah, I've never heard of this. So I'm surprised to find that out. While you're writing your answer, let the audience know a bit more about Hatebeak According to a 2004 article on Boing Boing The new album by Hatebeak The world's only death metal band With an avian vocalist Promises music so terrifying

It will make you vacate your bowels Song titles include Beak of Putrification And God of Empty Nest Hatebeak pecks your eyeballs out and assaults your ears in a flurry of pummeling rifts and gray feathers that leaves you lying in a pool of blood begging for more the band formed in 2003 and waldo the parrot likes dehydrated banana chips to help him perform in the studio they never tour so as not to distress waldo. Oh, there you go. They don't want to distress Waldo.

Yeah. By not touring. They'll play like real heavy drums and guitar behind him. Yeah. Yeah. That's fair. Yeah. Yeah.

Just like a natural habitat. Yeah. All right. Answering for question number three. What happened in the series finale of the 2003 Rob Lowe legal drama, The Lion's Den? in the series finale of the 2003 Rob Lowe legal drama, The Lion's Den. After an accident, Rob Lowe's character realizes he has x-ray vision, which leads to some interesting complications as an attorney when he can look through his client's clothes. Rob Lowe's lawyer character ends up representing the real-life Rob Lowe in court. Lawyer character ends up representing the real life Rob Lowe in court.

The show's protagonist, lawyer Jack Turner, played by Rob Lowe, is inexplicably revealed to be a serial killer at the end. Rob Lowe's character gets married to his legal secretary and they move to Africa to do pro bono legal work at a safari park. They made the jury do a seance and had the ghost of the accused come and testify or rob lowe's character is named andrew lines transforms into a literal line and goes on a bloodthirsty rampage on the streets of new york city x-ray vision real life rob low uh serial killer uh moves to africa doing pro bono legal work a seance i'll bring the ghost to court or ends up turning into a real lion any of these are wild wow what do you reckon right i i want to go with the actual lion. That really tickled me.

That wasn't you? That wasn't you? No. Okay, she's choosing her own ant. I was like, what tactic is this? I'm thinking serial killer. Yeah. What about you?

Lizzie? I'll go with that he represents Rob Lowe Real Rob Lowe Yeah Okay Alright here's the answers Getting x-ray X-ray vision leading to some

Interesting complications That was Raewyn Not an animal in sight No That's crazy Just some boobs The seance The jury had to do a seance to bring a ghost of the accused.

That was Irvie. I reckon that's the one I would have picked. Oh, that's good. Rob Lowe's character gets married to his legal secretary and moving to Africa to do pro bono legal work. That was Lizzie Who. Cute. Love it.

Just really close to Ray when Todd answers. Yeah. Just trying to throw people off raywin went for turning into a real life lion that was actually aj the question writer aka the house as was uh he ended up having to represent the real rob low in in court. Also AJ. So two points for the house this round. And that means Lizzie was correct. The show's protagonist is inexplicably revealed to be a serial killer. Oh my God.

Wow. He's out of nowhere apparently. He's a serial killer. Apparently he kills one of the other characters at the end, reveals he's a serial killer and then jumps off the roof. Is this the writers protesting? i think they're basically like well we're having to do it rob lowe as well apparently was like let's let's have some fun and make it really wow and the episodes never aired in

america but they aired the whole 13 episodes in in the uk apparently wow cool but the reason they needed 13 was to make it uh dvd worthy i think oh my gosh i'm like who does 13 eps yeah strange 2003 a show must be really bad for it to get cut yeah like i weren't that many is that like king of Queens kind of era? Yeah, that's right. All right. We are up to question number four. This one comes from Will Vickery from Geelong in Victoria,

as well as Ashley Dickinson from Bradford in West Yorkshire. They both asked the same question, which was, which of these is a real caterpillar? Oh, really playing into Raylan's strength here. Yeah, yeah. So you've just got to come up with a fake species

of caterpillar. Oh, okay. You don't have to describe or anything, just the name of the caterpillar. And while you're writing your answers, here's a little more info

about the lion's den. According to AJ, the show followed Rob Lowe's Jack Turner, newly appointed as partner of a long established law firm in Washington, D.C. Much of the plot centered on Turner's attempts to uncover information on some of the firm's conspiracies,

while simultaneously acting as the defense for some of the firm's high-profile clients in a different case each episode. So it was just a standard law show. It was just a standard law show. And then after it got cancelled after episode 6, the final seven episodes, they just took off the road and started doing weird stuff, including revealing at the very end that Jack Turner was a serial killer all along. While you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. All right, we're back here.

It's question number four. Which of these is a real caterpillar? Furry Spenetalia. Fish-scented Wriggler. Sticky brown tree caterpillar. All filler, no caterpillar. Blue ball twister. Or the mad caterpillar oh

oh fairy spenatalia fish scented wriggler sticky brown tree caterpillar all filler no caterpillar blue bell twister or the mad caterpillar any jumping out of you um i'm just gonna go for the last one because I like Alice in Wonderland. Okay. That's it now, right? When you've got to just work in Alice into your next round and you know that Irvi will be there. Fish scented. Fish scented.

I've never smelled a caterpillar, but maybe. Yeah, it's like its own sort of defense mechanism Yeah It smells kind of Like gross Yeah I'm going to do the first one Furry Spenetalia

Yeah Yeah, sure Locking that in Poor Eowyn Here's who wrote the answers Blue Oh, did I say blue ball twister? Yeah.

Sorry about that. Blue bell twister was Raewyn. Sorry. Totally different tale. Sorry. Blue ball twister. Something you're thinking about. That one sounds fine.

Certainly wasn't an affront. Mine was much more wholesome In fact, Caterpillar's a queen All filler, no Caterpillar That was Will, okay, The House Sticky Brown Tree Caterpillar was Lizzie That was a good one I can picture that one Yeah

Fairy Spenitalia, Raywoman for that pillow was Lizzie. That was fantastic. That was a good one. I can picture that one. Fairy Spenitalia. Ray went for that. That was Irvie. Again. Whoa. Spenitalia. I don't know what that means.

That was like something that sounds science-y. Yeah. Fish-scented wriggler, which Lizzie went for. That was Ashley, aka The House. Meaning the correct answer is the mad hatter pillow. Wow. Okay, now was Ashley, okay, the house. Wow. Meaning the correct answer is the Mad Hatter part. Wow. Wow. Okay, now surely I'm ahead, sort of. So two points for Irvi and one point for the house.

Unfortunately, the house keeps picking up points each round as well. But you are in the second place. The scores are now, Ray went on one point, Lizzie on two points, Irvi on three points, but the house out in front on six points. Three points, nice. Lindsay on two points, Irvi on three points, but the house out in front on six points. Three points, nice. All right, we're up to question number five.

This comes from Lindsay Olds from Flitwick in the UK. The question is, what is the name of the British car insurance brand which is targeted exclusively at women or was targeted exclusively at women what was the name of the british car insurance brand that was targeted exclusively at women and while you're writing your answers here's some more info about the mad hatterpillar according to will it's also known as the gum lead skeletonizer and the mad hatterpillar is obviously named after the mad hatter from lewis carroll's alice alice's adventures in wonderland and this caterpillar lives in new zealand and australia oh sick just like all caterpillars the mad caterpillar must regularly shed its exoskeleton in order to grow but unlike other larvae love i love love oh how do you say that? Larva. Larva. What's the E on the end?

Molten larva. E on the end is... Larvae. Larvae. Larvae. Yeah. But unlike other larvae, that's the plural of larva. Yeah.

Yeah. Of one larva. Two larvae. Two larvae. Three is a crowd. But it's unique because it doesn't discard the empty head casings. After the forward molt, it starts stacking the increasingly large structures on top of its noggin to form what has to be the world's most bizarre hat. I've got to look this guy up.

Mad Hatterpillar. Never heard of that, obviously. Oh, that is, I don't know. Gross. What do you think about this? Did you hear that? So normally they shed the exoskeleton. It does that, but leaves its head exoskeleton.

They keep end up going up on top of it, one on top of the other. So weird. Oh. That's all. It's our old heads. Wow. Or head skins. I love it.

It looks like one of the Who's from Whoville. Yeah, they do. On top of their heads. I don't think I could ever guess how you're going to react to something, Irvi. This thing that collects its own head skins on top of its head is so cute. But the word pose is gross. It just really has whiskers and it's like nature's cool. Who are you to judge?

We don't know what it does with its head. Fair call. Can't argue with that. All right, the answer in. So here's question number five. What was the name of the British car insurance brand that was targeted exclusively at women? Cleopatra. Ooh, coming at you.

Watch out. You've written their motto and everything. Sheila's Wheels. Bitches Be Drivin'. And bitches with a Z there. Femme De Bender Protection. Horse Pow her. Or she drives me crazy.

Cleopatra, Sheila's wheels. Bitches be driving. Femme de bender protection. Horsepower her. Or she drives me crazy. I mean, these are all pretty snappy. Pretty catchy. It's weird that it's the the questions that have folded in the previous

interesting um i think cleopatra cleopatra um i'm gonna go for the second last one whatever that was horse power her Maybe it was really on the last one. She be driving. She drives me crazy. She drives me crazy. She be driving. She be driving. Do you want bitches be driving or she drives me crazy? She drives me crazy. She drives me crazy.

All right. Herbie? Bitches be driving. I think, yeah, maybe Cleopatra. It's like at least... Do you remember that song? Yeah, kind of nice. Not as like crazy condescending as like all the other ones.

She'd be driving. She's out here. She's driving like the rest of us. Yeah, the company was the brainchild of a man who was like a marketing just a marketing girl of course i like our country um britain uh what did you say like i'm like i don't know why I said Britain again And I'm like What did you say? I said like a country But I was thinking it was Gomo

Sorry this is like a lateral thought Yes yes yes I'm also marketing What was the new head of marketing or something? Sorry I just kept that to myself But I'm like I'm trying to go with it But my brain went Britain I just said the country again I'm like I'm trying to go My brain went Britain

I just said No country again I'm bad at podcasts I'm just Yeah anyway Moving on Alright Lisa wrote

The answers Femme de bende Protection That was Lindsay Okay the house As was horse Pau her Lindsay was on fire

Yeah Bitches be driving. That was Lizzie. She drives me crazy. That was Raewyn. Cleopatra was Irby. The correct answer was Sheila's Wheels. Oh, wow.

And the whole marketing campaign was based around these Australian women, these Sheilas. So it was all like big Aussie accents. Really? Yeah. Wow. So one point to Ray. That's quite a clear picture.

I know. I'm like, is the point of the game to be funny answers or to like trick? Because I'm like going for like, I'm just going for like camouflage. Yeah, do whatever you want. Yeah. It's good to have a mix. I've got a tactic this time around. Because I think last time I was doing the crazy, it's like obviously have a mix i've got a tactic this time around because i think last

time i was doing the crate it's like obviously not that um but that was funny and now this time i'm serious yeah i was actually being serious too the shoe drives me crazy all right second last question this one comes comes from Caitlin Louise from Brown Hill. And Caitlin's question is, what bizarre event occurred in what is now France in 1518? What bizarre event occurred in an area of what is now France in 1518? While you're writing those answers, let me tell you more about Sheila's Wheels.

Go on a wiki. Sheila's Wheels is a car insurance brand, or was, based in the UK that was initially targeted exclusively towards women after research showed that female drivers were generally more cautious, made fewer claims, and had different requirements to men. This changed in March of 2011, however,

as a consequence of the EU Gender Directive, which stated that insurers in Europe will have to charge the same prices to women and men for the same insurance products without distinction on the grounds of sex. Finally, someone standing up for the fellas. Giving insurance companies until the 20th of December 2012 to eliminate any gender bias in their pricing. The brand, named after the Australian slang term Sheila for women or woman, was launched in October of 2005 by Peter Wood and is part of eSure, the insurance group he founded in February 2000.

The brand has achieved fame through its advertising featuring three women clad in pink sequined dresses who sing a variety of jingles promoting Sheila's wheels. For example, for Bonza car insurance deals, girls get onto Sheila's wheels. That's good stuff. That's Wheels. For example, for Bonza car insurance deals, girls get onto Sheila's Wheels. That's good stuff. That's great. Cool.

Yeah, it's weird. They should have brought that here because that's talking our language. Yeah. That's exactly how we talk. Bonza. And they often did the ads from a pink convertible, which was called the Sheila-mobile.

The Sheila-mobile. That's kind of fun. Yeah, I think so. I reckon Irvi would have... I would have bought one. The answers are in. Question number six. What bizarre event occurred in what is now France in 1518?

Bizarre. The town... This is a bog standard Like The sun rose Do you want to Do a quick edit Because the odds is

I reckon And then he flew away No it's fine It's fine Can I Can I add something in? Yeah, great. Okay.

Well, no, let's just leave it as was. It was fun. Let's see if anyone can pick it. What bizarre event occurred in what is now France in 1518? The town bakery were planning on celebrating their first year anniversary, but after no guests came, they had to bury a thousand croissants. Brutal. That is brutal.

A grape blot spread through prominent vineyards that wouldn't allow champagne to fizz, leading to the invention of non-sparkling wine. That sounds good. Oh, that sounds good. It is believed to be, it is believed the first croissant was sold and marketed as a delicacy. In its original form, it was dipped in cream. They're so soggy. Yeah, I can see why that sort of. Didn't stick around.

Didn't stick around, yeah. A dancing plague occurred where hundreds of people danced uncontrollably for days on end Made the first bottle of champagne Wow, that's so bizarre Crazy That is So I can blow my mind There's no context either Isn't that here? I think I saw that X-Files episode

Or finally The seasons inexplicably Flipped for the year Summer was winter, spring was autumn, etc So you've got Noah won one of the croissants They got buried You've got the invention of non-sparkling wine

You've got the croissant that was originally Dipped in cream The dancing plague where hundreds of people dance uncontrollably Made the first bottle of champagne It's so fun What bizarre event occurred Made the first bottle of champagne Pop What bizarre event occurred made the first bottle of champagne pop?

Go off. All the seasons inexplicably flipped for the calendar year. I love it. I reckon I'm going to go dancing. Dancing? I reckon someone was Someone spiked The water or something Yeah they didn't know

But that was When Made the first bottle of champagne Also happened What a time What can I do for Lizzie I'm gonna go with Maybe the wine one

Made the first bottle of champagne no the invention of non-sparkling wine yeah so you're gonna until that point all wine was sparkling in my ideal universe um the first one i love sparkling wine yeah i think i'm just getting distracted because i want a wine okay maybe i'm gonna go with um too much yeah okay i'm gonna go with um it's wine time i hate those memes okay i'm gonna go with the croissant and the cream creamy croissant it's not that crazy but um you got bullied out of you i'm becoming one of those mom memes and i hate it mommy's wine time i wasn't bullying you. I was just saying.

Isn't that interesting? Because I always assumed that non-sparkling wine came first. But it's interesting that it was actually the other way around. Yeah. I'm not a big wine person like you. No, I go with the cream and the donut. The donut. Has that even changed your feeling like wine and donuts right now? Yeah, I'm hungry.

Wine and donuts would be such a, yeah. Can I look in, this show is over, and I'm already eating a donut and drinking a wine, please? I'm just hungry. Yeah, go for it. Raven, what do you think? I reckon bearing croissants. Bearing croissants. Yeah, that for it. Raven, what do you think? I reckon bearing croissants. Bearing croissants.

Yeah, that's pretty weird. All right, locking that in. Here's who wrote the answers. The seasons inexplicably flipped for the year. That was the house. I thought it'd be weird to name them all, you know. But Etcetera also stood out. It was weird.

I did not. Yeah, Etcetera. Made the first bottle of champagne. That was Lizzie Who. Crazy. It's crazy as the answer itself. To me, that feels like... Actor nominated.

I know you. Right here. Did you launch one of your... Is it your first bits of merch earlier this year? Yeah. I think that could be the new slogan. Hats with made the first bottle of champagne. Yes.

I like that. There's something about it. I like it. Yeah. I'll make you one. What's the, what's your. My merch? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. It's Asian gracefully. Bucket hat. Oh, that's so fun. I'll get one. Yeah. But I'm not really aging that bucket hat. Oh, that's so fun. I'll get one. Yeah, you will. But I'm not really aging that gracefully. Yes, you are.

Thanks. I just wanted to say that. That's why you wear the hat. Okay, thanks. An affirmation. Yeah. A great blot spread through prominent vineyards that meant that the wine wouldn't fizz,

leading to the invention of non-sparkling wine that was caitlin in the house caitlin did the first bit i did the stupid bit at the end sorry i was just like i just didn't want i was i was barracking for you too much yeah you were on my team i shouldn't have invent intervened there you know i'm meant to be overseeing the show i shouldn't be getting involved like that no all good you're just filming the documentary you're trying to save the her gazelle it was like the first time i think that they've done it david attenborough crew intervened some penguins were stuck down this ridge and they're all going to die and they're like we can't watch this they kept falling into this sort of ravine they couldn't

so they ended up sort of making a ramp in the snow. And after watching for a while, they're like, we can't do it. And then the penguins walked up the ramp and survived. That's so great though. I know. I'm like, I couldn't do that job before. You just had to watch animals die that you could save. Raewyn went for a bearing of a thousand croissants.

That was irvy i feel like i've got control over raywin's mind at the moment it's like well interestingly irvy went for the first croissant with dipped in cream oh okay we're in sync you were both also because you've been in her head yeah

you both did croissant ones okay we're in sync it's been too much time in her head that you're we're in sync

and that means Lizzie was correct it was a dancing plague what as if what does that even mean like there's a plague and people were dancing

and just couldn't stop moving they're not even sure but people danced till they died oh my god get out this is crazy yeah What does that even mean? Like there's a plague and people were dancing. They just couldn't stop moving? They're not even sure, but people danced till they died. Oh, my God. Get out. This is crazy. This is witch stuff.

In the city of Strasbourg, they... Have you heard of this before? No. Oh, I understand. It's troubling. And they still don't really know what happened. There's different theories, but yeah. This is so cool. One woman started dancing and she just was dancing for weeks.

And then other people started. Bad, bad, bad. How much she's dancing for weeks? I think it ended up being like, it ended up being 400 people. Wow. Oh my God. And then it lasted two months and it stopped. Anyway, I'll tell people more about that in a second.

Also, can I say that my story is actually real, but it's not from that town. It's like, I just remember my friend, my friend in high school who really loved telling sad stories, she'd always say that, and it happened somewhere in the world. We need to find those thousand buried ghosts. They had to bury all their food because they were going to their party. I really wish you didn't tell me that. That's broken my heart.

I know, it's so sad. And she told me that right before, like, I had my birthday party. I was like, fucking, can you shut up? Like, it's like, imagine just having a party and no one comes in to bury the food. Every Halloween, I think of this episode of, I think it was a show called Picket Fence or something. It was on when I was a kid. It was like a little town with a cop. And there was one episode where the old guy in the town started getting this reputation of being weird but it was not earned he was just a lovely old man as i remember it

and he had he made these special treats for halloween and they just showed him sort of sitting there excitedly waiting and no one went to his house that made me feel the same thing. That's our one year anniversary. I can't wait till everyone comes. We're going to have such a great celebration. We're going to bake 1,000 croissants. I think it was like pies or something, actually. Buried them in their own little croissant coffins.

That's so sad. Liar by liar. Oh, my God. All right. We're up to the final question. So this one's worth triple points for you three. So you could potentially get nine points, meaning it is truly still anyone's game. Wow.

And this question comes from Sam Hancock from Georgetown, Ontario in Canada. And we normally finish with a film plot synopsis, but this is actually a play synopsis you've got to write. And the question is, what is the plot of the world's shortest play, which is called Breath by Samuel Beckett? So you've just got to write the plot of the world's shortest play, Breath by Samuel Beckett. So you're normally probably, you know, like two, three sentences long, short paragraph. And while you're writing those answers,

here's some more info about the dancing plague from Britannica. It writes, Dancing Plague of 1518 was an event in which hundreds of citizens of Strasbourg danced uncontrollably and apparently unwillingly for days on end. The mania lasted about two months before ending, as mysteriously as it began. It started in July when a woman whose name is believed to be Frau Troffier who stepped into the street and began dancing.

She seemed unable to stop and she kept dancing until she collapsed from exhaustion. After resting, she resumed the compulsive frenzied activity. She continued this way for days and within a week more than 30 other people were similarly affected and they kept going past the point of injury city authorities weren't sure what to do they started organizing uh dance halls for them to dance in thinking they could sort of dance it out of their systems i guess and they even put bands in to help play along um but it seemed to only make it worse and then as many as 400 people were affected and a number of them died

apparently from their exertions uh but then in september the mania began to abate really really bizarre tale and apparently wasn't a one-off there were other ones that happened through the centuries all right the answers are in for the final question before we do it here's the score update uh ray was on three points lizzie's on three points but out in front both on six points it's irving and the house are you freaking kidding me that's so cool i'm excited uh all right so here's the final question what is the plot of the world's shortest play, Breath, by Samuel Beckett? It was the first no dialogue play entirely made up of smooth, almost fluid like gestures. It tells the story of a dysfunctional family whose in-laws constantly pop in.

You got a man runs on stage crying and sobbing out of breath. He pauses to catch his breath. When another man enters, shoots him and exits. The end. Begins with one character on stage. They breathe in once and collapse. It's a comment on how fleeting life is and the meaningless nature of human existence.

The actor collapses with a smile on their face, symbolizing the blissful naivety of the human condition. It starts with the sound of a recorded birth cry, followed by an amplified recording of someone slowly inhaling and exhaling, accompanied by an increase and decrease in the intensity of the light. There is then a second identical cry and the piece ends. A woman enters the stage, pours a bucket of paint on her head,

struggles to breathe, and then the curtain falls. Okay. That was just a lost woman. That is avant-garde. Ryanarde if you don't get if you don't get theater you don't get theater that's fine but or finally a woman is trapped in an underground cell and breathes through a tiny hole one day a passerby notices the breath coming out of the hole and this leads to an investigation okay uh ervie you're you're sort of you're the

leader you want to go first or last or second um no i'll wait i'll wait you wait yeah yeah you guys go oh yeah um i'll go i think it was the second one what was that? The man runs on crying and sobbing and some other guy comes in and shoots him in the head. And that's the end? Yeah. Okay. What can I have for Lizzie?

I think I was going to go for that too. I'm not just saying that. I mean it. Yeah. It was I think a third one with lots of description yes that one all right lock her in for ray when that's uh yeah smile on her face as she collapses symbolizing the blissful naivety of the human condition yeah all right so that's and you're locking in you two are locking the same yeah all right here's who wrote the answers uh it's the first no dialogue play entirely made up of

smooth almost fluid like like gestures uh tells the story of everybody loves raymond i think i was gonna say runtime is 21 minutes there's no talking that was ray I was going to say runtime is 21 minutes. There's no talking. That was Ray. A woman enters the stage, pours a bucket of paint on her head and struggles to breathe and the curtain falls. That was The House.

I don't know if you'd believe this, but I rewrote that live because it was very similar to one of your answers as I initially wrote it. I don't know if you could tell that. I was panicking there. And it pours a bucket of paint on her head. Oh, no. That's good.

My internal panic rarely shows externally, but I'm nearly always panicking. A woman being trapped in an underground cell, breathing through a tiny hole. Eventually, there's an investigation. That was Lizzie. I pack a lot into the shortest play of all time. An investigation.

An investigation. A real quick investigation. Lizzie and Irvi went for a man, runs on stage crying and sobbing, out of breath, blah, blah, blah, the end. That was Sam, okay, the house. So two points for the house there. Damn it. Raewyn went for the one that symbolizes

blissful naivety of the human condition, that was Irvi Madumda. What? Oh, my God. You are in there. Very good. I was like, no one would have had time to write that. I did do it with a titty degree.

Without the explanation of why it was all happening, that was almost exactly what I'd written, so I panicked and changed it to a bucket of pain on the head. Oh, really? But yeah, yours was way better. No, don't say that. And that means the correct answer was it starts with the sound of a recorded birth cry

followed by an amplified recording of someone slowly inhaling. I was going to say that. Could have, should have, would have. Okay. Anyway. Look, I'm going gonna have to count up the carry the tube while i'm doing that let me tell you a bit more about the play i'm doing both at the same time uh according to sam the play is only 30 seconds long so you gotta understand

this investigation is just very quick it's a real open and shut case yeah buddy beckett Who did it? Yeah, the bloody Beckett. An altered version was first included in Kenneth Tynan's review, O Calcutta, which was... Hey, it was the first one. Whoa. Shout out to O Calcutta. No wonder you answered so well. Apparently this was an avant-garde risque theatrical review created by British drama critic Kenneth Tynan.

Tynan had asked Beckett to write a brief skit for an erotic review, and Beckett agreed when he heard that others, including Edna O'Brien and John Lennon, were involved as well. All the contributions were to be listed anonymously, so, yeah, they could be free to do whatever. And Beckett sent in uh his script for the play on a postcard because obviously it's quite short um and his idea was it was going to stand as an ironic comment on the rest of the show because it's all erotic and he's doing this one about a birth cry uh but in the end the uh they added stage direction to the live production including a lot of naked people or on the stage uh which really pissed beckett off apparently leading him to publicly publicly

called tyne and a liar and a cheat uh which ended up meaning tyne and sent a formal notice through his lawyers that he was not responsible for the travesty and then uh beckett backed off apparently anyway wow what's happening in the theater world all right final scores in equal third place on three points it's raywin and lizzie yay It's Raewyn and Lizzie. Yay! Good job, everyone. In second place on eight points, it's The House. But out in front of nine points, it's Herbie and Adonda. Yeah! Thank you.

I needed that today. That's really good. You're really happy. I never win anything. Yeah, well done. It's not a problem. For listeners, keep listening till after the credits because Herbie tells us she filled in some great time earlier

when I put her on the spot, and I think those bits will go later. But in the meantime, Irvi, where can people find you? You are touring coming up? Yes, I am. You can find me on Instagram, Facebook, like any of those things. Just Irvi underscore Majumda. And, yeah, the Fresh Blood Shorts pilot web series will come out in February. Cool.

I think. Starting. Yeah. And your new show, Burnt? Yes. Yeah, it's called Burnt. And I'm writing it as we speak. Very good.

But I saw you writing before and you were laughing quite a lot. Where was I writing? Well, I'm making it up. No, I wasn't. You sounded like you were busted there, wasn't I? I was just trying to sell it. You looked like you were going, I'm writing this right now, and every word is genius.

No, it's going to be really good. It's going to be so good, and you must come. So, Rae, when this episode is coming out i think early january uh or late very late december is there a miss moses coming up there is there is this one on the um the third i think so it's the first wednesday of every month of january that's such a good way to start the year yeah i actually won't be there but let jordan know i'll go help that day oh love it i'll look at my message yeah i will i love it and lizzie you're gonna obviously you're doing the awards ceremony follow my stories

for all the red carpet goss I'm going to get so much goss because I feel like I'm going to go there as like I don't know the new girl and just be like fly on the wallet oh my god you know what would be really good you should be in the toilets and just like because no one looks under the cubicles

but if you just like hang out get dressed up just like because no one like looks under the cubicles but if you just like hang out just like giggling in the toilet i just missed the award And it goes to Lizzie who Where is she In the toilet before us No one knows I'm here Lizzie who more like Lizzie where

Yay We love that And yeah Oh yeah Yeah on the socials Yeah if you go on the website On my website You can sign up for

Information And bucket hats And yeah buy my bucket hat And yeah Any ethnicity can wear it And that's You know whatever you want to do with your eyes And, yeah, any ethnicity can wear it. And that's, you know, whatever you want to do with your eyes. Yeah, whatever you want to do with your voice or your eyes is up to you.

Thanks so much for joining us. It's been a lot of fun. And thanks, everyone, for listening. Please give us a five-star review. Why not? Or tell your friends if you think you know anyone who might enjoy this. And cheers for tuning in to Who Knew It stewart now that you know what i've been matt show it goodbye what time's your gig um so i need to be out of here in maybe like an hour and a half. Yeah, tell me it's the time.

Yeah. I mean, yeah. It should only go for an hour, but the longer it's gone, the more it's drifted out. I just don't control the rifts enough. Yeah. But when there's an out time, I definitely can. Do you want me to just be like?

Yeah, yeah. Just give us a hard out now and I'll just aim towards it. If 5.30 is okay. 5.30, okay, great. Just give us a hard out now and I'll just aim towards it. If 5.30 is okay, that would be great. 5.30, okay, great. Great, thank you. Sorry, I know I was late as well, so I have no ride. I'm just like on the clock. See, this is what I'm talking about.

I normally would just keep chatting with this, but now because I'm good. I'm seeing a clock ticking. No it clock ticking no no we'll add 15 minutes i don't i don't i don't care i'm chill like that you're actually really chill i was just thinking that i'm really chill he's actually dying you can see her hair like just falling out and there will be silences if you don't remember and they'll be edited out or you can fill them and and uh it'll be really we'll just if you have anything really funny to say over you can say it now while i'm doing some cutting and pasting why me well i just wanted i just thought you in

particular might have had something really funny to say um Oh, something. I don't tell you my answer. No, no, don't tell me. Something funny. Yeah, what's funny, Evie? What's funny? What's up? Christmas is coming up. Hilarious.

I was just remembering, because do you guys do like Christmas trees and stuff at your house? No. You do? Yeah. No, I haven't had a Christmas. Christmas trees and stuff at your house? No. You do? No. No, I haven't had a Christmas. I draw the line at Christmas tree. Yeah.

Oh. And most things. You say like you draw your line now like you're doing all these other things. You're drawing a line right at the start. All the other Christmas components. You're living in full of snow. The Christmas-y thing I've done is get my dog reindeers. That's cute.

You draw the line just on the other side of dog reindeer. It's a slippery slope. We never had Christmas trees growing up. And then I remember when I was young, it used to really make me upset. It was really sad. And then one year my mum was like, okay, fine, I'll get you one. And then she went out and literally broke off a massive branch of like our neighbor's tree and brought it back in and we just like decorated that and it was just like i was just thinking

about how she has like no boundaries with plants i don't know if your parents are like she'll just like rip off a branch of your plant while you're my my dad like our neighbors had this tree that was like getting in our way in our yard. And my dad killed it over time with pool salt. That's smart. Like he would throw it over the fence? He would just put it on the roots. Like at night. And then eventually this tree died.

That's like smart though. That's like premeditated. Wow. Oh yeah. One day. You've just incriminated him as well. Yeah. Well, they don't live in that house anymore.

So I guess it's all right. And what was the address? I didn't know that you would have something. That was great. Oh, thank you. That'll be trimmed out right at the end for a little sweet easter egg bonus thanks oh that's very nice thanks guys um that is so funny that she's like we have to like hold her back once we went to like the lily garden and um we're like it's like a national you know it's just like an actual place that you're not

meant to just take she's like let's just take some home and like no you can't just take it home wow yeah i think it's like an indian thing no offense but i think like yeah actually actually i'm pretty offended can i say this early we girl we got we had like a curry leaf tree in our backyard and like every week like a bunch of indians would run they're just like they're just like taking parts of the tree and i'm like do we know this no they will just come for you like in calcutta um if you grow like picking up the salt as well like seasoning if you grow one flower you like this the tree struggles so much to like have flowers because of like pollution and stuff and then like your tree grows one

flower and then some like in the blink of an eye it's gone it's like it's not safe i'm just no i am okay great i was so paranoid for a second that i couldn't hear myself in my headphones i'm like is this that's the most embarrassing thing when it hasn't really happened, but I played it out in my head that it was going to be embarrassing. I go, oh, sorry. Can we start again? And I'm like, no. I've got to go.

Hatebeak. Hatebeak. Yeah. As a metal band. As a metal band. That sounds quite bizarre. So funny. Can you play something?

Can we listen? Oh, no. I'm just joking. This is what I'm talking about. What's that? Well, do you reckon that Heavenly's the heaviest band you've been into? Yeah, it's like a fantasy rock band. It's so cool I'm

gonna listen to it on the way home when you keep saying Venice so is it like the lyrics are just dragons oh yeah like the CD cover I remember was like real dreamy and okay cool I have to look it up um uh just i'm guessing this is a different band because there's a heavenly from england who is a twee pop band i'm guessing you're like they're actually really brutal um no french power yeah that's the one it's a french power metal band based in marseille yeah oh Marseille is a great city. Originally, they started as a cover band under the name Satan's Lawyer. There we go.

They really switched it over to Heavenly. Yeah. Satan's Lawyer to Heavenly. This is the third question. Third time Rowan's come in a bit yeah i'm sorry i think i i think i overthought it how do i get an animal in the courtroom well they did say it's crazy shit happened and while you're writing your answers here's some more info about the Mad Hatterpillar.

Gordon and Will, also known as the Gum Lead... Sorry, I just missed the question. I was like, oh, you've moved on. That's awesome. How were you? I don't know. I wasn't here. stop asking me random questions ever do you have anything funny to say did you guys read it's just reminding me of that um goosebumps book where they there's like the shrunken heads one did you guys read goosebumps yeah i don't remember the shunk it was like it just freaked me out as i did but um yeah it's

like a guy that collects a shrunken head and um the spirit's like coming back oh i don't know i don't remember that one what was your your favorite? It was, what? I actually can't remember exactly what happened. It was like in a creepy like basement with these plants that like just overtook. Yeah, the whole thing. The cover looked cool. Yeah. Yeah.

That's the one that I remember the most. Maybe we only had like a couple of copies. And so that's a reread. These pretty bland ones. The snowman one. I don't remember that one. I didn't read much as a kid. Oh, that's like the only, I wish I could read again.

Like, honestly, it's just like, I used to love reading. Yeah. I hate it. Now look at me. I know. I read more now than I did as a child. That's really good. That's my newest resolution. Get a Kindle.

Yeah. Yeah. They're the best. Just because you don't have to carry around. You don't have to carry. It's waterproof. You can have it at the beach and stuff. Read in the rain.

It's just like. It's waterproof. Yeah. You can have it in the bath and stuff. So you can read in the pool and the bath. Yeah. Yeah. Do you chuck it in?

No. He wouldn't have said no. I mean, it's water yeah. Do you chuck it in? No. No, you wouldn't just say no. I mean, you are resistant. Like, you can splash it. You're not just like, chucking it in and hopping in afterwards. We're doing your Kindle. Oh, in the pool. It's all right.

Yeah. But it really, I find, I just, I can't read off anything else. Yeah, interesting. That's a good tip. And you can press on words and it tells you the meaning. Are you serious? That's so cool. And you can highlight chunks.

And then at the end, it spits out all your highlighted chunks. How much are they? I think like the base entry level one is like 170 bucks. Oh my God. That's so good. They're not that crazy. any then you buy the books on top of that yeah yeah but there's ways to like rip the books not that i would do that i don't that's one thing i wouldn't do i don't like to like yeah yeah but i wouldn't

i just i just have to buy them off um amazon which is not even better I'm not going to steal a book I just have to buy them off Amazon Is that even better? I'm not sure Which is the host of your Comedy special isn't it? Yes You're a real company type

Yeah I'm a company girl I'm a Bezos girl Is it Bezos? Yeah I think that's a Bezos Yeah it's a Bezos I think that's a Bezos I think that was Yeah

That was one of his might have been that might be his thing famously his only that's his thing yeah yeah yeah in the big dick spaceship yeah do they give you like accommodation and stuff to stay at the actors i think they are yeah they'll be so nice yeah it'll be interesting film that. Okay, I'm just thinking I remember paying that. Out of pocket. For like $500. I was living in a 12-bed dorm at a hostel. Yeah, I'm going to film the whole thing.

I'm quite scared about it. I'll be fine. It'll be so fun. Yeah, there'll be some people there, I guess. Yeah. Are you allowed to bring a date so fun. Yeah, there'll be some people there, I guess. Yeah. It'll be really good. Are you allowed to bring a date and stuff? Yeah, maybe.

Oh, my God. That's where all the tickets are going. I can even bring my poster. Can I? I don't know. I'm not sure. Maybe. Don't have one, though.

No, well, don't. I'm not saying you have to take me, but I'm through. Could you bring Jess and Dave? They missed out last time. Sure. Just letting you guys know that it's not me this time. Again, it's Raewyn. Oh, Raewyn.

Wow. How do you think of it so quickly? Full transparency. Raewyn, Raewyn. just full full how do you think of it so quickly full transparency I may be slow verbally but quick on the thumbs what is simple plan we're still not sure it's like teen rock. Finally an answer.

Teen emo. Yeah. Like Evanescence. Yeah. No, you did not think that. Simple Plan, it was like that song Perfect. It's like a bit more, it's more like whiny. Less emo than Evanescence. Yeah, Evanescence was like more like punk simple plan yeah my chemical no that's my emo yeah

i have no idea some songs it's like like green day yeah yeah in that same Yeah, that main. I'm just a kid. Wikipedia seems to list them as pop punk, alternative rock, pop rock, power pop, emo, and punk rock. Power pop. Power pop. That's cute. It's just gone 5.30, Evie. Oh, it's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Don't stress. I thought you were going to say someone died. It's okay. Sorry. Guys, to interrupt.

Someone has died. Is that what you thought I was going to say someone died. It's totally fine. Sorry, guys. Don't worry. To interrupt, someone has died. Is that what you thought I was going to say? Imagine living like that every time someone says sorry. Oh, my God, what happened? Who is it now? That's a don't dress awkward. People bumping you on the street. Sorry. Oh, my God, what happened?

Who died? No, awkward. So, I expect to see you get that nomination. That's so exciting. Yeah, that's so exciting yeah that's so great thanks thanks guys that's really cool so cool yeah yeah when is it february well no yeah yeah i was i was like sort of joking before about we were a web series. I agree with them that we didn't deserve it. Imagine like a Women's Weekly is like, and what are you nominated for?

Best web series. Oh, good on you, mate. Good on you. Good on you. Good on you, mate. I mean, I still put it on stuff. Actor nominated. Yeah. But you don Actor nominated. Yeah.

But you wouldn't know. Yeah, I think Russell Crowe is like the president of it or something. The year I was there, he took it. And Taika Waititi was there when I was there, the year I was there. So I think it's just, you know, it's supposedly, it's the one that I think internally has probably got more respect. The Logies is just more known externally. I think M I think internally has probably got more respect. Yeah. The Logies is just, is more known externally.

I think Misha Barton was at the Logies. Yes. Look, I'm not saying. I mean, Misha Barton's on Naver. Yeah. Is she? Is she Australian? No.

No, she just moved here for some reason. I think she, she. I think they just offered her a role. And she went, wait, what? Right. Right. Me? I haven't done anything in years.

That's so funny. So I loved both Neighbours and the OC when I was younger, obviously, not when I was older. Oh, sure. What happened? I'm not Asian racially. That almost made sense. Asian.

I'll get you a hat Thank you Do you think I'll be able to pull it off? You have to commit to the eyes I wouldn't even know what that means You hold me to it You see me wearing that We agreed you hold me to it like you see me wearing that we agreed