Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 74 - Jackson Baly, Prue Blake and Tim Hewitt

Episode Date: February 12, 2024

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode features comedians Jackson Baly (Sanspants Radio), Prue Blake (I shaved my legs for THIS?) and Tim Hewitt (Feed Em Brah)!Check out Matt's stand up special FREE on YouTube: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!See the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith and Logo by @muzdoodles! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh my God, can you believe it? It's the year 2024. It's Melbourne Comedy Festival and we've just moved venues. We're at the Grace Darling now. We had a great run at the Chinese Museum, selling out shows by the end, but now we need you to come over to the Grace Darling and shows are at 7.15. It's going to be so much fun. Love to see you there. Let's have a beer. Use discount code do go on the show's called dry dry at the melbourne international comedy festival then we're going to sydney and brisbane tickets to all that stuff's on sale now and you can find those tickets and details at mattstuartcomedy.com welcome to who knew with matt stewart the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart and our first guest is from the Sands Pants Radio Network. It's Jackson Bailey. Hello. Hello to you.

That was a very sarcastic hello I gave you. Yeah. Hello. What is your problem? Right off the bat. Just personality issues and stuff. You got beef right off the bat? Yeah, sorry.

Well, I reckon you've got to watch yourself, mate. Our second guest this week is host of the Feed'em Bra podcast. It's first-time guest Tim Hewitt. Yes, thank you, Matt. Thank you for having me. Very excited to be here. Jeez, that was respectful. I liked how respectful that felt.

Not a fucking hint of sarcasm. And our third guest this week is doing her new show, Concrete Pigs in Adelaide, Melbourne and Brisbane over the next few months. It's Prue Blake. Hello. I really don't know how to treat you. You've done it just right.

Great to be here, I guess. I realise after we organised you guys to come in, we got Huey, Pruy and Bailey. It's almost... It's nearly. It's nearly something. It's nearly worth mentioning. You're open to a new nickname?

I think that's a Jewie. I do. With a D, folks. Yeah, with a D. Morning Jew. Because you love drinking Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew, yeah, exactly. Yeah, with a D. Morning Dew. Because you love drinking Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew, yeah, exactly. Yeah.

All right, the way the show works is I ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answers, as well as the real one, and I have to guess which one is correct. First question comes from a couple of different listeners who sent this in independently of each other. We've got Raina Ramirez from london via cerritos california and that's a real international what a complex living situation

person of the world uh and michael molt michael maltman from limerick pennsylvania what is going on and reina and michael's question is what does quokka wadja mean quokka wadja what does quokka wadja mean so you got to come up with a convincing fake answer for that uh and while they're writing their answers I'll explain to the listeners how the scoring works so you get one point if your fake answer is guessed by another contestant and another point if you correctly guess the answer and by the, I'm also playing as the house. I put in two of my own fake answers, often with the help of the question writer.

And I get a point for each one of those that our guests choose. So each of us can score up to three points per round, which seems fair, but the probability actually favors me. The house. The mathematician told me that earlier on. That's why the three contestants get triple points in the final round, to even things up. So, anyway, our questions come from

our great Patreon supporters. And if you want to submit a question, you can sign up on any level via patreon.com slash dogoonpod, which is linked in the show notes. If you've submitted questions and you're like, where are my questions?

Just hit me up with a DM. Don't bitch about it behind my back. Pressure the man. Just a quick query, Matt. When you said these two people have both sent you this in, they've done this independent, not knowing of each other. That's right. That's strange.

That's very weird. Maybe we're uncovering an affair. This is how it all comes out. That's a weird word that you've both stumbled across. Where would you have come across that word? What sites are you visiting to get Quokka Wadja? What's going on there? Yeah, maybe Raina's partner's like,

hang on a second, didn't you just have business in Limerick, Pennsylvania? Oh, God. That sounds like a booming hub for business. Didn't you just have business in Limerick, Pennsylvania? Oh, God. Hang on. That sounds like a booming hub for business. It's a sexy-sounding town. Yeah, Limerick. I once knew a man from Nantucket, et cetera.

Et cetera. And you know how the risk goes. Yadda, yadda, yadda. All right, it looks like the answers are in here. Jeez, we're off to a hot start looking at these. I think each one I've looked at was better than the last. So there was a best one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So who put their phone down last?

That's true. All right, so here's the question. What does quokka wadja mean? A sport celebrated in Perth that involves the flinging of a quokka into a designated wadja. It's a quokking good time. Okay. Sorry, is the quokking good time, is that the official?

Yeah. Just added a bit of stank there. What's the official, what's your main code is what, rugby league, NRL? Do I have a Slogan I mean it used to be Probably something Tina Turner said

Yeah yeah Simply the best Simply the best I don't know They got their hands full The NRL departments They don't have time For slogans

They got a lot of scandals They need a sort of Big Yeah the PR team Flat out Yeah their slogan is Hey well let's not Worry about that.

Hey, can we just go back to what's happening on the field? Yeah, let's focus on the field. Tomorrow's a new news cycle, boys. All right, then we've got nickname for 1942 Brooklyn Dodgers pitcher Roger Crocker, a native to North Carolina who spoke with a heavy lisp. You've got traditional indigenous term for poor hunter. Okay. A 17th century stone shim used to steady

an unbalanced crockery in a fireplace. What's a shim? I didn't understand most of those words. It's really like you've started speaking gibberish. Corker was your argument for it. That was clear. Now, politicians who are not truly representing their constituents, but are instead

serving the interests of those who control them. Or a name for an early Australian form of sausage comprised mostly of quokka meat and beef offcuts. Okay. So you've got, obviously obviously the celebrated Perth sport of getting a quokka into the designated wodger.

Yeah. No more explanation required apart from the fact that it's a quokka in good time. Yeah. You've got Roger Quokka's nickname, Brooklyn Dodger pitcher with a heavy lisp. You've got traditional indigenous term for a poor hunter. A 7th century stone shim uh used to use to

steady an unbalanced crockery in a fireplace politicians who are not truly representing their constituents uh or a name for an early uh early sausage australian sausage quokka meat and beef off cuts i think a bit of detective work you can do here is two people came up with this independently so what were they looking up what are they like and neither of them were Australian too right so what would they be searching exactly seems unlikely

a couple of them that they would come across yeah yeah I also detective work wise want to know what sort of lisp would add wadja to your nickname well his name was Roger Crocker. So he would be Quokka Wodger? He'd be Wodger Quokka.

I played for the Dodgers. Okay. So he's all got a bit going on. Dodgy Roger. I reckon I'm going to lock in the politician not looking after their constituents. Okay. That feels like the kind of thing you could come across and then be like, that's a funny word. I'm telling Matt.

Yeah, I know who I'll tell. I know who'll love this. That feels... And now we're right. Interesting to me because we don't know each other very well. And I was trying to suss out whether you were kind of a political comedian. Oh, big time. Well, if this helps you, he's more of a Bigfoot type comedian.

He's got interest in Bigfoots, gorillas, big hairy beasts, if that helps you at all. If that gives you any extra information. So the real world. Yeah, exactly. Absolutely. Okay, so that would imply that you would know what the sausage, you know, that would be a term you'd come across. Yes, that's true.

Sausages is another one of my many interests. Yeah, that became apparent immediately. What are you thinking, Prue? I'm thinking the sh-tim. Oh, yeah. Go for the sh-tim. Yeah. 17th century stone shim.

Shim. Yes. I thought, I know the sound of a shim when I hear one. And it's a quokka watcher. I can imagine, you know, if you've propped up your cutlery over the fire and your shim falls over, then the clatter that would ensue could be described as a quokka watcher. Okay. Of course, the stone shims are thin, flat pieces of stone

that can be used to level or adjust the height of a surface to match that of an adjacent surface. That's how I remember it anyway. Do you have a mnemonic device to help you remember that? Yeah. It's probably too long to go in now. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, it's basically uh tasty fat uh penguins uh officially associate

the but it goes on from there but it rolls off the tongue obviously yeah yeah you probably know where it goes yeah yeah how about you huey i was leaning towards the shim as well oh a couple of shimmers yeah freaks it yeah you never not catch me not at the shim man i'm at the shim as well. Oh, a couple of shimmers. The shim freaks it. You never not catch me not at the shim, man. I'm at the shim three, four times a week. You're very anal about keeping things level, aren't you? Yeah. You're always shimming. Shim king.

My favourite song is Shimmy Shimmy Ya. I love the shim, man. All right, this is who wrote the answers. The sport celebrated in Perth that involves the flinging of a quokka into a designated wadja. That was pretty blank. That's good. I like designated.

You might have some that are... That sounded sporty. It was good. To me, designated made that. Yeah. I loved it. Start to finish. Yeah.

Comment if you also love designated. Then we had Michael, the question writer, came up with the nickname for Pitcher, Roger Quarka. Yeah. Which I like if the question was formed that way. What does Quarka Wadja mean? It means the nickname of a... Who is Quarka Wadja?

Traditional indigenous term for Paul Hunter. That was Huey. Yeah. Sorry for trying to be real I thought it could be Inuit You know Anything

Name of Early Australian form Of sausage And I think you Picked this It was a Jackson Yeah that was me They're like oh Bigfoot

Oh you wrote the sausage one That was Huey Huey locked in immediately The leader That took you to go there I'm like that doesn't make any sense I just had sausage on the line Would you eat a sausage made of big food?

Yeah well There's a lot of debate about whether or not you should kill him If you see him He is an endangered animal in some places Probably in all places Do you think there's only one? No it would have to be a breeding population of several thousand. If you think it's endangered in some areas,

that means you think there's an abundance of plants. Some areas you'd be like a woman, basically. New Zealand. The Calder Clans. Like the possums over there. The 17th century stone shim was also written by Michael, aka the house demon. Very good, Michael.

He has a way with words.k.a. the House. Very good, Michael. Easy as a whitewoods. I think I got you. Meaning the correct answer is politicians who are not fully representing their constituents. Okay, well done. So a point there to Jackson. Two points to the House after one round. Did you not add your own this time? You let Michael put in two.

So, yeah, sometimes I just let them do their thing. Let them do their thing. Someone slip it on the work. Well, yeah, you've got to say it all depends on how early I start putting this together. And sometimes it's just about, geez, that's good writing. Good answer. Good writing. I've got to reward good writing.

We've got to respect the malt man. Yeah. The malt man. Which, of course, will suggest that the ones that I've written later Means I didn't respect their answer And I don't want to cast aspersions It's really just about How I'm feeling in the moment And I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings in any way

Quokka watchers sounds like a term That they'd seen like Fargo Yeah it does It's like an politician will never come back from that you knew you were going to get into that accent perfectly didn't you no the next question comes from

Emmy Watt from Albuquerque New Mexico and Emmy's question is name a sea creature and what is unique about them so you've just got to make up the name of a sea creature okay and something about them that's you've just got to make up the name of a sea creature. Okay. And something about them that's unique. And one of them will be real. And one of them will be real.

Yes, that's right. I saw a really great video on TikTok the other day of someone crocheting and they had a headlamp on that looked like one of... Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, it was so beautiful. I reckon I'd get tricked by that. You're like, that's a fish.

I'm like, what's up? I've got a curious soul. While you're writing your answers, here's some more info on quokka wadges. According to Michael, the origin of quokka wadger, it originates from 19th century British slang and was used to describe a wooden puppet controlled by strings. In politics, it's been used metaphorically to refer to a politician who is controlled by others, much like a puppet is controlled by its puppeteer.

Which I think is how it becomes quite a brutal... You don't want to be called a quokka-wodger. Yeah, that's fair. That was a tricky one, I thought. Yeah, oh yeah, big time. Gotta think of a whole sea creature. How many of them are there? Give it a unique feature. That was a tricky one, I thought. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Big time. Got to think of a whole sea creature. Yeah.

And you got to give it a unique feature. Something special about it. Yeah. And there's already so many good ones. The pistol shrimp. That guy. Please do not stumble upon the right answer, Jackson. You're making me sweat right now.

But how can there even be a right answer for this question? Oh, one's real. One is? Same with the whole concept of the show. I was like, just the best idea. Whatever's funniest, yeah. A little pitch to God. It's amazing.

Like, every other week on this show, there's a new animal i've never heard of i'm like what the hell yeah i'm getting towards being an old man and i'm still discovering these new animals so many there's a lot of them i feel like i'm alive have you seen those videos of how clams swim yeah it's oh it's so awesome it's beautiful i've seen a few wet clams. Okay, sorry about that. You mean it's bright red for the listeners? Yeah, yeah. The brow's starting to sweat? Oh, my God.

The Graspicrew, apologies. Oh, no, oh, no. All right, you're answering for question number two. Name a sea creature and what is unique about them. Grant's Gobbling Trout, which has a frog-like blow-up throat. Oh. Oh. Okay. I got Horse Shrimp, a deep-sea shrimp that uses other sea life to transport at far distances.

Interesting, considering that you just brought up shrimp. Oh, when? That's true. I did bring up shrimp. I brought up the Pistol Shrimp. But that's like the famous weird sea creature. Pistol Shrimp? I've never heard of it.

I've never heard of it. Oh, okay. Listen. Is it about to come up you got the warty comb jelly uh the only animal with a disappearing anus oh okay peanut butter jellyfish as a defense mechanism it splooges out poisonous brown and red ooze okay wow uh rigid gary groper a fish that gets rock hard when frightened. Or the Shifty Spliff,

a small bottom feeding fish that often goes through long periods of inactivity. Okay. Well, my first thought was the comb jelly, but how do you lose an anus? Don't starfishes do that anyway? Would it have an anus and a mouth? That's a chocolate starfish.

I don't know. I mean, I don't think the chocolate stuff disappears um yeah tricky any thoughts huey i i'm intrigued by the the peanut butter jellyfish that's um i assume from america yeah when you find them on the barry reef their peanut butter jellyfish. That's, I assume, from America. Yeah. When you find them on the barrier reef, they're peanut butter and jam. That's right. I love our cultural difference. Yeah, it's crazy like that. They say sidewalk, we say footpath.

It's wild stuff. It's so great. I do like it when a sea creature shoots goop though yeah that's good that's good i like that a lot i think it yeah as a defense mechanism that's one of the great it is one of the one of the cooler things you can do so you uh i'm maybe not leaning towards it but i I was intrigued by it. Yeah, you enjoyed it. What else did we have? You had Grant's Gobbling Trout. Yeah.

Horse Shrimp. Horse Shrimp. Oh, that's the one that trots around. I don't know. I like that idea. Gets around. Yeah, it's like surfs on other sea life. You've got Wartcomb Jelly, the one with the disappearing anus. Rigid Gary Groper.

Yeah. It's rock hard. And the Shifty Spliff. Yeah. Bottom Feeder. Yeah, look, I mean, they're all incredible animals. I think I will go with the groper. That gets rock hard.

Rock hard, yeah. Yeah, like a puffer fish. Yeah, Richard Gary groper, yeah. It's just something about it. I think it could be a winner, yeah. Yeah, I think that's a great selection. I think we... Good choice.

Imagine putting all these in an aquarium. Oh, my God. I'll tell you what, that one with the anus that disappears, you'd want it in the tank with the Richard Gary. And the splooger as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like everyone would be...

You know how people get high and go to the aquarium? Everyone would be like, I don't remember taking anything. This tank is crazy. It's wild. What are you thinking, Prue? I was also leaning towards the grow farm, but I think I'm going to pivot

just to kind of diversify our chances against the house. Yeah, yeah. And I think I'm going to go horse, shrimp. Horse, shrimp? Yeah. Okay, what can I do for Prue? Saddle club fan from back in the day. Oh, yeah. And I think I'm going to go horse, shrimp. Horse, shrimp? Yeah. Okay. Saddle club fan from back in the day. Oh, yeah, yeah.

You're a horse girl? I mean, my parents couldn't afford a horse, but I definitely played horse in several kind of young acting performances. Okay, played horse. Were you the whole horse or was it like a pantomime horse situation? It was like, you know, young girls hanging out in the playground. You're just kind of galloping around. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I did that with Super Smash Brothers, so I get it. Yeah. I played as Lanky Kong, who's not in Super Smash Brothers, but is the orangutan Donkey Kong guy. You are? Why did I pick that? It's always been in your DNA. It's all there.

It's all there. Yeah. So, sorry, in the playground. Yeah. In the playground, we would be like, we're like the Mario characters. Yeah. And my friends would be like, I'm Mario because he's like the main guy. Yeah.

And I would be like, yeah, I'm Lanky Kong, the freak ape. Wow. And then I would pretend to walk on my hands like he did in Donkey Kong 64. I knew it. You went to a starter school, didn't you? I also pretended to be Jar Jar Binks sometimes. Do you just start a school? No, it's just like a regular rural primary school.

Fair assumption, though. It does feel like the kind of school that might just let you go on, have a go out there. Make up your own character. I don't understand what a starter school is, to be honest. It is fraught declaring a character at school, though. Oh, yes, absolutely. We also used to play Sailor Moon.

I don't know if you know the anime Sailor Moon. And I famously am on tape as saying, I'll be Sailor Stupida instead of Jupiter. We were like, damn. Oh, that's good. That's good that'll never that's gonna stick with you yeah that's branded me for life i had to get a phd just to get away from the stigma yeah i mostly just played like a footy and must be upsetting for you to end up in the same place that's all the nerds yeah I play a few characters like

Kappa pretend to be Alfie Langer out there that leaves us you Jackson what do you want to report I'm going to I don't know why

but it just struck me the first time the fella with the disappearing anus okay the wart comb or whatever warty comb jelly

I'd decide he does crazy shit like that. So he could have an anus that just goes. It's the one that doesn't feel like it has the rhythm of a proper name, does it? It's not an obvious... Warty comb jelly? Yeah, exactly.

I think that's a real random name generator sounding thing. Yeah, yeah. All right, let's see who wrote the answers. Grant's gobbling trout. That was Huey. Wow. Interesting. I thought that was good.

Then we had the Shifty Spliff. That was Prue Blake. Yeah. It's a good name. Yeah, I mean. What did that do? That one. Just kind of lazy.

I just hung it up at the bottom. Yeah, yeah. I love it. A real unique trait about it. It often goes through long periods of inactivity. Yeah, one of the only animals to do that you and me both forget what you've heard about fish famously having to always be moving that's what makes this one so unique I got the peanut butter jellyfish with the splooge that was Emmy okay the

house was a team game and we came up with the name I came up with the splooge. That was Emmy, aka The House. That was a team game. Emmy came up with a name. I came up with a splooge. Interesting. And that really brought it home. Yeah, that made it. The horse shrimp, which Prue went for, that was Jackson Daly.

Oh, that was my first instinct. You nearly undid me. You were sweating when she said that. I was white knuckling it on the table. But then I thought you had said, when you started talking pistol shrimp, Matt said, we might give away the answer. And I thought, well,ling it on the table. But then I thought you had said, when you started talking pistol shrimp, Matt said, we might give away the answer. And I thought, well, it's probably a shrimp.

Right, yeah. Gotcha. Whoops. Whoops. Rigid Gary Groper, which we went for. That was the house. Okay. Anything about things gone rock hard.

That's a real tell for me. You're a first timer here, so. Yeah. about things gone rock hard. That's a real tell for me. You're a first-timer here, so... Yeah. Yeah. Then that means

Jackson is correct. It's the warty comb jelly. Such a poorly named animal, I think. Yeah, terrible. Insulting. But it was only recently found out that these have disappearing... What does that mean?

It, like, literally... Why lose it? Yeah, where does it go? It only creates itself when it poops And then it goes away And it comes back when it poops That's awesome That's a dream

Yeah Yeah I would say I've done like a fair bit of fishing and stuff And I would say on most fish It's quite hard to be like There it is that beautiful dog Like you wouldn't say they're the most The most angest of animals The most anus-heavy animal. I just like to imagine guys like, where's it gone?

It disappeared. He's really looking out for them. I think you could tell you're a big fisher because your answer has... It was a homage to the Grants Guides to Fishers. Yeah. You have fish names. As every fish. Wasn't much to read on the boat growing up.

All right. Here's question three. This comes from Ashley Van Morick from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Second Pennsylvanian question. Yeah. What is the name of the hip hop album created by fast food chain Wendy's that was released in March of 2018. So this is the American Wendy's, not our ice cream Wendy's.

They're more of like a burger joint chain. They somehow released a hip hop album in 2018. What was the name of it? While you're writing your answer, I'll let the... What does Wendy's even serve in America it's burgers yeah it's a burgers you know it's you know I think it's McDonald's ish yeah you've already got

your answer in pre let me tell you about these jellyfish please this is from an article on salon Anna Rogers writes staring at a comb jelly it's not very obvious which end is mouth and which is but if you staring at a comb jelly, it's not very obvious which end is mouth and which is butt. If you keep watching a comb jelly, you may be able to tell which end is the butt because you'll see it eat and you'll also see it poop. Isn't this written really beautifully? How often does it poop?

Well, I'll get to that. Okay, wow. Great question. Thank you. Okay, wow. Great question. Thank you. However, unless you have a microscope trained on the jelly's rear end,

you wouldn't necessarily be aware of a vanishing act you just witnessed. A few years ago, researchers discovered that the warty comb jelly has a disappearing anus. Every time a warty comb jelly needs to poop, very scientific language this. The outer skin and the digestive system fuse to form an opening. Then after the poop is completed, the nexus vanishes without a trace. Making and unmaking an anus sounds like such an ordeal that you might imagine comb jellies poop rarely. However, comb jellies are constant consumers and thus frequent poopers. Exactly how often the comb jelly poop scales with its body size.

In a large adult comb jelly, the transient anus appears and disappears about every hour. The tiniest of comb jellies, only a fifth of a centimeter long, Jesus, that's small. Tiny. They form and then reabsorb their anuses every ten minutes.

Still, even though... I think just keep it around. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you saving me? Every 10 minutes? Just once a day, sure. Get rid of the anus. Maybe it just goes straight through unless they lock it in.

True, true. It says that the disappearing and pooping takes a few minutes. So yeah, what are we saying? Three minutes on, seven minutes off? That's absurd. I'd love to know what it feels like. Oh, yeah.

It's like you imagine the jelly when you're busting. You're like, come on, come on, come on. You're waiting the three minutes for your ass to rip. Hurry, hurry, hurry. Oh, plot. I can see this being a basis of a bit that you come up with soon, Prue. I really feel like an affinity for this watercolour jelly. I think we're going to see next festival show is going to be called Goop Jelly or whatever

this thing is called. It's going to be called Prue Blake and Disappearing Anus. All right. It looks like the answers are in. Do you want to quickly tell, what's your thing about the thing? Oh, I just thought the logo for Wendy's looks like P like pippi longstocking oh it does too yeah i wonder if the i wonder if they're any relation wendy and pippi you know it seems like it could be is she a longstocking i would love to know yeah that's right it could be we don't see

her surname on the signage yeah that's true's true. We only get the first name. All right. The answers are in. So Wendy's released a hip-hop album for some reason in the year 2018. What was it called? Meet Me Outside the Wendy's. Pun. Okay.

With the A in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Burger and Shake It USA. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Chicken McNuggets I added the Mc in there It just says nuggets But I can't I probably can't say Nuggets

Give a get to McDonald's I was going to say Bad Business decision Yeah Unless it's a diss track Yeah that's true We Beefin? Question mark Yeah I like that Yeah. Unless it's a diss track. Yeah.

We Beefin? Question mark. Yeah, I like that. Bam Bam Square Burger Fam? Okay. I guess they're famously square burgers there. Or Concrete Jungle Thick Shake Your Booty? Concrete in inverted commas. Yeah.

Okay. All spectacular. Really great names This could be the track listing Yeah Maybe outside the Wendy's Burger and Shake at USA My Beautiful Dark Twisted Chicken Nuggets

We Beefin' Bam Bam Square Burger Fam Or Concrete Jungle Thick Shake Your Booty We Beefin' does feel It feels like that's a skit In the middle of the Take a little break from a skit Oh I hate the skits

Stay in your lane Absolutely In the middle of the... Take a little break for a skit. Oh, I hate the skits. Stay in your lane. Absolutely. All right. Prue, did you go first? I've lost count. I don't know if I've gone first, but I'm happy to dip a toe in the pool. Yeah, great.

I like the sound of thick shake in your booty. Do they sell thick shakes at Wendy's? Great question. Is it a great question? I think it's one of their big ones. Yeah, right. Is it? Okay.

Who's really selling it? I hate that. I hate that title now. But, yeah, I think that I looked up their menu before when I was writing my fake answer. And you thought, oh, McNuggets. I'm just going in here. cancer. And he thought, oh, make nuggets. I'm just sitting around.

Yeah, so, no, there were thick shakes, burgers, salads, nuggets. I think I'm going to go meet me at the Wendy's. Meet me. Because it feels like the most corporate attempt at a hip-hop album.

They're like, oh, yeah, hip-hop albums famously love puns yeah yeah and audio format yeah uh great lock it in that for prue what do you think jackson i'm thinking 2018 i feel like maybe i don't know if this is true but like beefing to have a beef was like maybe people were saying that online you know i can see that that maybe the euro we've been saying it for a long time but beef the show came out very recently yeah that's true that's true but maybe i don't think beef died but maybe it started in 2018 anyway i'm thinking we beefing i'm thinking we beefing because it feels yeah yeah i'm going we beefing all right locking that in for Jackson. What about you, Hughie? Well, the concrete.

Because aren't they called like concrete shakes or something? Yeah, that is like the ice cream, the concrete. Yeah. Knowing about Wendy's would have been really useful for this one. I have a fat kid mindset. I'm just searching around the world. You all imagine if I were to be in a Wendy's right now. That is also my main form of YouTube content, is watching people eat American fast food.

It is good. I agree. But Wendy's doesn't appeal to me, really. It makes me sick when they sit in their car. Especially if they have gloves on. That's the next level down. Oh, those gloves is bad. But they're just like... I don't want the car. It's pretty spicy. Don't eat have gloves on That's the next level Oh those gloves is bad But they're just like I don't want the car

It's pretty spicy Don't eat with gloves on Yeah Okay sorry I find it worse when it's cold at home What else was there Matt The wee beefing What was the wham bam

I mean it's so lame Like corporate stuff Like fam was probably huge In 2018 Yep Bam bam squareburger fam. Yeah, I'm going with that. Yeah, it sounds horrific.

So that's why an advertising person thinks a good idea to make a Wendy's rap album would do. The original idea would have probably been awesome and like the original creative and then it gets passed up the chain and all the edges are getting... Can you add something hip? Needs a point.

All right, here's who wrote the answers. and all the edges are getting... Can you add something hip? Needs a point. Yeah. All right, here's who wrote the answers. Burger and Shake It USA. That was Jackson Bailey. Oh, that's good. Concrete Jungle Thick Shake Your Booty was Huey. And I liked how he still started. I just thought I'd leave that in.

If anyone wants to change their mind... I am aware that they do have thick shakes. I'm very sure And concrete My beautiful dark twisted chicken McNuggets God damn That was the house I literally have written nuggets But I can't

Yeah McDonald's does have supremacy In the nugget game And if there's anyone that brands Love to attach themselves to It's Kanye West 2018 Kanye They're universally stable I think in 2018 that brands love to attach themselves to it's Kanye West. 2018 Kanye. They're universally stable.

I think in 2018 he was still, I mean he lost all those things in the last couple of years because he had them in 2018. That's true. If you think about it, it's actually a really good. Did you look up when that album came out? My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy? No, that's a good point. Before 2018.

Yeah, yeah. And it would have, I mean... I couldn't... I don't want to tell you the exact date. I'm aware. Yeah, yeah. And I didn't mention that the album was made by Weird Al as well,

so that's probably where my mind was thinking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Bam Bam Squareburger Fam. Huey went for that. That was Prui. Yeah. Gotcha. Huey played Prui's gloved hands. They Bam Square Burger fam. Huey went for that. That was Prui. Gotcha. Huey played Prui's gloved hands. They have square burgers.

And I wasn't giving anything away about how much I know about Wendy's menu. Meet Me Outside. The Wendy's. Prui went for that. That was Ashley, the question writer, a.k.a. The House. Oh, very good, Ashley. A.k.a. The House. I really put some stank on that. I don't know when that started but it was

earlier now I don't even realize I'm saying that and that means Jackson is again correct it's we beefing that's crazy wow I just I love the fact that they've got an album specifically hip hop it feels like it's from that time where like all the brands were like we're not brands we're guys remember when they're all like we're gonna make a fried chicken scented candle oh that's right or the fried chicken uh gaming

console you remember that the kfc on that's right they also did it i wanted that so bad kfc released a uh a romantic novel at one point which is was a previous question on the show as well. Oh, they did the telenovela as well, which I really enjoyed. They're going all out, JFC. It's really interesting. All right, well, after three rounds, the scores are Huey on zero, Pruy on one. Yes, in the game.

Equal on four points. It's Jackson and the house. House. The house. Unbelievable. All right, we're up to question number four. This one comes from Paul McNally from Waterford in Ireland. Here we go.

Finally, some diversity. We've moved from the American continent. We've moved from the American land. Yeah. You know when you leave space for another word and you don't need one? Yeah. Damn it. All right.

Paul McNally's question is, how did Hans Steininger, the mayor of Braunau, in Austria die in 1567? Apologies for any Austrians listening. I don't know if I nailed any of those words, but how did Hans Steininger die? He was an Austrian mayor in 1567. Died in a weird way. You just got to write hower died. He was an Austrian mayor in 1567. Died in a weird way.

You just gotta write how he died while you're writing your answers. Here's a little more info about Wee Beefin'. According to Ashley, upon release, the song Rest in Greece debuted on Spotify's Global Viral 50 and is the song's highest charting position. Isn't that interesting? All right, while you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. As women, our life stages come with unique risk factors,

like high blood pressure developed during pregnancy, which can put us two times more at risk of heart disease or stroke. Know your risks. Visit heartandstroke.ca. All right, we're back, and the answers are in. Here is question number four. How did Hans Steininger, mayor of Brunel and Amium, neither of those,

a place in Austria. How did he die in 1567? A mishap involving the gigantic Merrill scissors left him completely bearded. Completely bearded. I don't reckon they had Merrill scissors back then. They made them big back then. That's just regular scissors He had a heart attack

After laughing for 25 minutes straight At a play put on for the Harvest Festival They killed that Harvest Festival Crushed He choked on his own wisdom tooth Crazy for that to Anyway To last 500 years He Crazy for that to Anyway To last

500 years So crazy I was acting He was attacked by the town's Alsatian during the spring harvest festival The Alsatian would predict The harvest however the festivities Turn sour in the freak attack

On the mayor. Okay. Interesting how this harvest festival keeps coming up. They love festivals. In Austria? Are you kidding me? Yeah, yeah.

Big harvest country. They're always harvesting. They love a place in the harvest country. He was so excited about wearing mayoral robes that he refused to take them off, even when sleeping and showering. He suffocated in them on a hot summer's night.

Or he tripped over his own beard, escaping a house fire and broke his neck. I think it's that one. Locking it in? Yeah, locking it in. Yeah. The wisdom tooth one is so disturbing to me that I want to pick that one. I think the idea of having a tooth in your throat is horrible. Yeah, no good.

It'd be bad. It'd be like chewing a tooth. Imagine chewing a tooth. Or rattling it around in your teeth. That'd be like teeth turning cannibal. Yeah. They shouldn't be doing that to themselves. You shouldn't eat teeth. No themselves you should need teeth no uh that leaves you huey um what do we what were the two harvests uh you

had uh heart attack laughing yeah five minutes straight i'm gonna i'm station i'm gonna go with the heart attack because like just prayers up prayers up to all the all the ones that paved the way for what we get to do now um they were killing they're killing back then and we just walk amongst their shadows and you know that's a running our patron site yeah we pay our respects yeah i'm actually doing the broom pile and i'm fringe this year and we're gonna be doing a shout-out for the jesters there. The jesters were fucking... They did not care about PC back then, the jesters. They were crazy.

Well, they were able to work in their sacred circle, which I think of as our state as well in a lot of ways. You cannot make a mere laugh for 25 minutes anymore because of woke. Yeah. I've said some of those bits he was laughing at I've said them recently And everyone's too afraid to laugh

They want to But they're all like We'll probably get cancelled if we do I guess you have to live in the black forest To get that one Alright here's the answers Attacked by the town's Alsatian during the spring harvest festival.

That was Huey. That was a beautiful answer. I was tempted. I really thought that was getting on the board. The dog predicted the harvest. It was like a groundhog day gone wrong. And we have another harvest festival in the list. I was like, well, Matt Stewart's had the right answer,

and then he's basing his house. Yeah, yeah. I was like, well, Matt Stewart's had the right answer, and then he's basing his house. Yeah, yeah. I don't fall for that crap. Sorry, too. I actually do sometimes, but accidental. Talk down on your creativity. The Merrill scissors that left him completely beheaded. That phrasing really tickled me there.

That was Jackson Bailey. Yeah. Just didn't behead him. It completely beheaded. It was Jackson Bailey. Yeah. Who left, just didn't behead him. It completely, left him completely beheaded. The logistics of chopping your own head off with male oral scissors is quite. Well, I was slipping on a banana peel.

I was trying to remember what you called the ribbon that they cut and what that ribbon's for. Yeah. Does it have a name? I don't know. It feels like it should. The something ribbon.

Yeah. Open for business. Yeah. Business ribbon. Business ribbon. That's something Ruben. Yeah. Open for business. Yeah. Business Ruben. That's the mayor version of Sapuku. When they bring great dishonor. Yeah. They cut their head off with a barrel.

Put it rested on the bowl as well. Wearing the robes and refusing to take them off until he died. That was the house. House. The House. House. The House also wrote the one, Paul in particular, about laughing to death at the Harvest Festival. Jeez, you're terrible at this. I've just been sucked into The House's trap over and over.

Underdog, though. You're the underdog. You'll bring it back. Thanks, man. We believe in you. It's okay, dude. I got you. I need this so bad.

I'm on your side. Jackson went for Choked on his own wisdom tooth. That was Prue Blake. Well done. I like how you picked it. Hughie ruled it out instantly. I mean, yeah. That's the way I like to play it.

Divide the players. And that means Prue was correct. He tripped over his own beard. Escaping a house fire, breaking his neck. You just had that. Yeah. It just sounded like a sexy way to go. Yeah, that is hot. That is a hot way to go out. That's a big fire, breaking his neck. You just had that. Yeah. It just sounded like a sexy way to go. Yeah, that is hot.

That is a hot way to go out. That's a big beard to do that too. You got heaps to go, Matt, before you. Yeah. You're a person. You're a pleasure of going out that way. So you can be remembered on a niche podcast in 500 years. Well, you've got to really adjust your posture when walking.

And forehead on the ground. All right. That gives Prude two points that round. your posture when walking. And forehead on the ground. Alright. That gives Prue two points that round. So now Huey's on still yet to score. Prue's on three. Jack's on four. House out in front on five points. Just three questions to go here. Question number five comes from

CJ Tour from Chicago in Illinois. Ah, the windy city. And CJ's question is, appearing in USA Comics number one, what was the character Robert Frank's superhero alter ego name and how did he get his powers? What was his origin story?

So Robert Frank gets superpowers. What's his alter ego's name? His superhero name. And how did he get his powers? And while you're writing your answers, here's some more info about Hans Steininger got an atlas obscure steininger was a popular mayor serving multiple terms but in 1567 he met and oh what's that word ignominious end on september the 28th of that year there was a large fire in the town that caused a general panic he usually kept his prodigious beard hair rolled up and

stuffed in a pocket but during the commotion this man i'm gonna look him up he sounds sexy there's a big statue of him in the town which is a bit of fun with the hair in the pocket the beard in the pocket yeah the beard is yeah big beard i don't know if it's going in the pocket or if it's uh so yeah he normally had it in his pocket, but amongst the commotion, he was running around with it hanging free and easy. In the midst of the chaos, he managed to step on his own beard,

sending him tumbling down a flight of stairs, breaking his neck, meaning he was killed by his own beard. According to Paul, the question writer, his beard is on display in a local museum in Branau. I'm in to this day. Another fact about the town, Hitler was born there. Okay.

Paul says that's not the most fun fact. All right, Paul. It's still fun. It's still interesting in its way. All right. The answers are in for question number five, appearing in USA Comics number one. What was the character Robert Frank's superhero alter ego name and how did he get his powers?

Alter ego name Frank Lloyd Wright and he got his powers of design because his mother didn't love him The Whizzer He got his powers after receiving a blood transfusion from a mongoose Rocket Man

After a terrible helicopter crash Not one of those good ones After receiving a blood transfusion from a mongoose. Rocket Man. After a terrible helicopter crash. Not one of those good ones. The army replaces feet with rockets. That's Sandy. Greg Diesel. He was hypnotized by an evil showman into believing he is a race car. That's awesome to get a new superhero name and give yourself a new first name.

And finally I'm going can be Greg too. Mum and dad really cooked and they botched this. I've always wanted to be Greg. Now's my chance. The Pleasure-er. Has the ability to give anyone orgasms with a point

and gained his powers when accidentally falling into a superhero swinger's cuddle puddle. Oh no. Or 3D Man. He read a 3D comic book, and its power transformed over to him.

It gave him no 3D powers, but instead super strength and flight. Okay, so you got Frank Lloyd Wright. No, sorry. Oh, you got a question on 3D Man? Yes, sorry. So he's not 3D, but he has power? He has power of super strength and flight, but he is 3D man.

Just based on that's where he got his power from. From being a character. Wouldn't that be exhausting? He's going around having to explain. Wait, why are you 3D man? Can you see my bones? No, no, nothing like that. You're clearly a 2D character.

Getting to the point where you're like, I actually am 3D. Yeah, I can see you I can see you yeah through skin or whatever yeah is that what 3d powers would do I would imagine like 3d I don't know feels like you just get visual powers right because you can already see 3d I was gonna say in a way we've all got this pretty standard get But he didn't get that. He didn't. He's seen everything in 2D. Who knows? So you got Frank Lloyd Wright, The Whizzer, Rocket Man, Greg Diesel, The Pleasure-er,

or 3D Man. I think I'm going to go The Whizzer. It sounds like a joke name, but it also sounds like the kind of name things could have in the 50s. So, yeah, I'm going to say The Whizzer. Okay, you said The 50s. How did you know that? I thought... Is it from the 50s so yeah i'm gonna say the wizard okay you said the 50s how did you know that i thought is it from the 50s did you say action comics yeah no i said usa comics number one i don't know usa comics number one feels like a 50s comic okay that's not no

prior knowledge i'm like what's that usa comics number one something's slippy mate comics aren't named that anymore so i just assumed it was the 1950s. Oh, okay. Well, you were wrong. It's 1941. Yeah, you're feeling really stupid. I'm an idiot right now. Didn't come on this podcast to be humiliated.

The Whizzer. All right, what about you? That was the mongoose one, right? Yeah, mongoose blood. That one is good. That one, yeah. I like that one. That one is good.

But in the 40s, were there rockets yet? I guess there were. I feel like, yeah. Yeah. Hopefully. A lot of rockets. But I feel like the rockets for feet, that's Astro Boy. Right, yeah, that's right.

Great point. But maybe that came after. Maybe Rocket Man walked, so Astro Boy. Yeah, you think Astro Boy. You're one of those rare Asia got ripped off by America ones. Do you like how I went very general there's a story to play the tape yeah that's true boy from Japan that's what I would have guessed I mean they're all really cool. Imagine all of these in an aquarium. That'd be great.

In a little... It's a aquarium. A little harrow. I'd love to see all of these fight the fish that we came up with earlier. Who would win, out of the whizzer or the peanut butter jellyfish? I'm going to go out on a limb and say I know who wrote the Frank Lloyd Wright one. Okay. I'll give you a point if you can guess that.

Maybe someone doing a whole show about urban design and town planning at the Comedy Festival. Oh, just Frank was on the brain. Yeah. Sorry to block your spot, Prue, but I'm going to guess Prue. Okay. Just to get me off the donut. Yeah, get a point. Just do it.

I mean, The Wiz is good. I'll go with the Rocket Feet Boy. Rocket Feet Boy. I like that. Yeah, you probably had a more interesting name than Rocket Man, which I think is what the Elton John song might have been about. Yeah, he was just a fan. Do you two want to have a guess at what one of the others is as well?

Can you just read them all really quickly? Frank Lloyd Wright, The Wizard, Rocket Man, Greg Diesel, The Pleasure, 3D Man. Do you two want to have a guess at what maybe Huey wrote? Huey really laughed at Greg Diesel, which makes me think he wrote it. Yeah, I was thinking the same. You both want to have a guess? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love that.

All right. Here's who wrote the answer. I haven't even looked at it. Have I looked at an answer? I yeah. Love that. All right. Here's who wrote the answer. I haven't even looked at it. Have I looked at an answer? I don't think so. All right. Well, that's okay. If you want to take out a host and prove.

The correct one. Yeah, what are you thinking? I think 3D Man. 3D Man. What can I do for proof? 3D would have been blowing people's minds in the 40s. That's like the meta stand-up show for 1940s comics. All right.

Who's wrote the answers? Frank Lloyd Wright. Here we thought Poo wrote that and was correct. Here we on the board. Then we had Rocket Man, which who we went for. That was actually CJ. Okay. The house.

It's going to be the Wiz, I'm telling you. Then we had both Jackson and Prue thought Huey wrote Greg Diesel, but no, that was CJ and the house. CJ had the origin story of being a hypnotist. I used Brownlow medalist Gregreg williams aka the diesel uh but the real one huey wrote was the pleasure of yeah i thought cuddle puddle might have sent huey's way yeah yeah i've actually blanked that one out All the goop from all the superheroes The red and brown goop Yeah

Prue went for 3D man That was Jackson And yes that does mean that The Whizzer was correct I think I knew that unfortunately That's when you said 50s I'm like hang on a second I think I knew about the Whizzer He got mongoose blood and I don't think he's the only superhero

Who got powers from mongoose blood That's very odd. Mongoose and wizard, there's no sort of direct connection there. He's whizzing around. Yeah, like a mongoose. Like those little ferrets that chase the balls. Did you ever have that toy? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We'd make a kind of noise. It just goes forever. So that means two for Jackson, one for Huey and one for the house how did i get two oh my finger that's right uh all right so two rounds to go quick score update huey on the board one point must be nice pro on three but out in front equal on six points it's jackson and the house all right question number six. Second last question. This is from Will Vakia. I don't know if that's Will has written it Vakia or the name is Will Vakia.

But that's okay. By the Kia Cerato. Yes. On board. Kia, send the message to us. Post podcast. This is a longish one. The question is DD longish one.

The question is, DDT Pro Wrestling, apparently it's like a Japanese comedy championship wrestling competition, has a belt known as the Ironman Heavy Metalweight Championship. This title has changed hands over 1,600 times in the last 24 years as the holder of the belt must defend it anytime, anyplace, anywhere, and against anyone. But what was so unusual about the 1,000th title reign that took place on April 29th, 2014? So there's this sort of, there's this funny. I like the concept.

Yeah, funny wrestling thing. What was unusual about the 1,000th title reign, which took place on April 29th, 2014? While you're writing your answers, let me tell you more about The Wizard. According to CJ, The Wizard was a character published by Timely Comics, and Timely eventually became Marvel,

so he is now in the Marvel Universe. He was a member of the World War II superhero team, the Liberty Legion, alongside fellow 40s characters like the Red Raven, Miss America, the Thin Man, and Bucky. Yes, that Bucky. Captain America's pal, the Winter Soldier, etc. The Wizard is also kind of in the MCU. He appeared in the second season of Jessica Jones as an untrustworthy medical patient who may or may not be lying

about his mongoose given super speed. And of course the name Whizzer is unfortunate because to Whiz is American slang for to go pee. And this character has a bright yellow costume. I thought you were going to say bright yellow urine. Like a real barocka.

He's not a great adult. Yeah. Yeah. Whizzer's crossed over. I think if some... No one really says they're going for a whiz here, do they? Not really. But if somebody said it, I'd know what they meant. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. People will say they're going to drain the main vein. That's probably the most common way. Yeah, oh yeah, absolutely. Yeah, if I had a dollar. A slash is probably maybe the actual... Is that the most common? Chaka Pierce? I feel like that's... Chaka Pierce is absolutely. Yeah, if I had a dollar. A slash is probably maybe the actual... Is that the most common? Chuck a piss?

I feel like that's... Chuck a piss is good. Yeah. I'm going to toilet. Toilet. He's going to go to the tootie. I'm going to toot. Do not ask me what I'm doing in there.

Yeah, if you're not specifying piss, that's a dangerous game. That's true. Yeah, you don't want to... I just don't think you want to put that image in people's minds. None of you have to grow your own anus. Well, then I think people might be interested. Really? Oh, my God.

Is that time of the hour? Start selling tickets. All right. Answering for question number six. DDT Pro Wrestling in Japan. A championship belt. Bl blah, blah, blah. What was so unusual about the 1,000th title reign that took place April 29th, 2014?

The current champion took off the belt in a department store change room when another customer mistook it as an item for sale. Once they tried it on, they were crowned the new champion. I love that way of getting it. Great. But scary. But then a way of getting it. But scary.

But then a blessing and a curse. Yeah, like now, you wouldn't want it for that long. You'd be living your life in fear. I like someone being like, ooh, this looks swanky. Yeah, it's just huge. You just need something to hold the belt. This will do the job nicely. Another option.

The belt was transferred after a challenger beat the title holder in an airplane bathroom on a flight from Tokyo to Osaka. Quick flight. The championship changed hands on the International Space Station after the 999th champion astronaut Takao Doi, who had won the championship a week earlier while attending an event, was pinned by British astronaut Todd Erickson while he slept. Okay, that's a lot of effort to put in if it was either of you. Really? It was really one-upping the airplane bathroom. Next option.

It was between two dogs. Okay. Japan's crazy. Then you got the physical belt itself was declared champion after it landed on the incapacitated incumbent champion's chest and the referee counted to three. Or the winner of the belt was seven years old and continues to hold the record for fastest KO.

All right. So who wants to have a crack? You want to have a crack here, Huey? So you got dressing room, the airplane bathroom, space station, between two dogs. I think Zach Galifianakis was there for that one. What the fuck, man? Between two dogs is a great talk show. That's awesome.

Two untrained dogs. Yeah, that's awesome two untrained dogs physical belt one or seven year old champion I think that for the thousandth they would have been like this is cool I think the belt

won it for the belt to win I really thought you were going for the belt to win for the 1000. I really thought you were going for the 1000. I thought they'd do something really special. Two dogs. Two dogs. That's where that's going to.

In Japan, they know for being crazy. They know good TV. That's what the Japanese know. That would have been really popular, actually. Yeah. Adorable. Bringing back illegal dog fights. Dog wrestling. Dog wrestling. It's different. There are holds barred here. actually yeah illegal dog it would be I mean how terrifying though if you're

sleeping on a space station and someone also I thought you'd have to be pretty focused to be an astronaut yeah just give me a sec I'm just going to fucking build. Zero G. Also, I thought you'd have to be pretty focused to be an astronaut. Oh, just give me a sec. I'm just going to win this. And you're traveling with it. They're like, you've got the small amount of luggage. Really?

You're bringing the belt? Yeah, of course. I can't give up the belt. I have to bring the belt. You're probably bringing the belt because you think, in space, no one's coming for you. I'm going to have it for a record amount of time. I reckon the airplane bathroom. That's what I'm putting my money on.

Okay, locking that in for Jackson. That's the vibe for me. That would also be scary. Yes. Yeah. Someone barging in in the bathroom. Give me the belt. Shouldn't have worn it.

Shouldn't have worn it to the toilet. That was their first mistake. Yeah. Different kind of mile high clubbing. Yeah. Someone say a better one. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think, Prue?

I'm leaning towards the dressing room. It's an image that intrigues me. Fair. I like that one. I like it a lot. All right, here's who wrote the answers. Winner was a seven-year-old with the fastest KO record. That was Prue.

It was good. I was close to picking that one. Come on, like a quick little kid. Yeah, that's fine fine and you can imagine them being like oh no the space station it's a space station that was will aka the house okay is that the one with all the names yeah Todd

Erickson I wonder if they're real people. Takau Doi. That's such a sick name. His name's Doi. Doi. Yeah, love it. The House also wrote the one about the change room.

No. Yeah. Got it. Yeah, I wasn't sure if that would be accepted because it just... Is it whoever has the belt? I think as someone with no sporting prowess,

it spoke to me that it might have been. I like it. And I don't know if this is written, you know, like WWE and stuff. Isn't that all just fully scripted? I don't know if this is a scripted one-off, but it is just a fun, basically an expanded version of... It seems like it can happen anywhere in the world

I mean I know we've made up most of the answers now that's let's see now I'm like it could be dogs two dogs was Jackson did I say that

yeah big fan of two dogs especially coming after the very long winded space station one long wind is a compliment, Will. Well, I thought it was funny because it also means the dog won about and then been going around with the bell.

Yes, that's true. And another dog went for that dog. Yeah, so there was multiple dog brains. And then together it gets to smaller and smaller animals. It's eventually two rats. Rats dragging it along. Jackson went for the airplane bathroom. That was Huey.

Huey's picking up pace there. Okay. It's anyone's game. And Huey went for the physical belt, was the champion, which is also correct. Wow. Huey is storming home late here. Look out, folks. So in that round, it was one point to the house, two points to Huey.

So with one round to go, we got Huey and Pruy on three points. Bailey, oh no, sorry, Dewey on six points, but out in front on seven points, it's the house. Do you ever lose this game? Yes, because final round, you three get triple points. Okay. But I don't lose early. Yeah, the house does, you know,

it's normally in the game. Famously, there's a term for it, yeah. Yeah, yeah, exactly. The casino really gives triple point bonus rounds. Yeah, yeah, that's right. But I'm just having a look. The house hasn't won in about a month. Oh, okay.

Okay, thank you. So, yeah, maybe. Let's see how we go. Final question comes from Ben Bruflat. He's become a bit of a Question 7 specialist here. He just wrote a bunch of great movie synopsis questions. This one really grabbed my attention. So you've got to write a short synopsis for a film

about two, three sentences long. Centimeters. Centimeters. That means you're writing in that way. Yeah. Yay, big. Yeah, yeah. So just a brief,

brief synopsis of a film. And the question is, what is the synopsis of the 2020 film, The Gucha? Which I think, is that one of the superhero names? Almost. Yeah, pretty much.

Jackson's rushing to the thought. I was like, immediately. That's like the best bit of the superhero names? Almost Yeah pretty much Jackson's rushing to the front That's like the best bit Of the human body I'm in I do normally I'll pick answers A little bit With the guests in mind

And you three to me Just scream the Gooch I thought you'd all Have a bit of fun With the Gooch The Gooch trio That's us Imagine if it's

Three identical synopses We'd have to make you If that was the case. Real movie from 2020. A very, I think, little known. Doesn't even have a... Something like that usually would come across my desk. Yeah, yeah.

My desk. Your inbox is overflowing with extra top films. I usually get an audition for something like that. Yeah, yeah. All right. So while you're writing those answers, I'll talk about this belt

thing. According to Will, the DDT Ironman Heavy Metalweight Championship has a long list of inanimate objects

as champion, including a Christmas tree, a ladder, a baseball bat, a truck, and several pieces of office furniture. It has also been held by a number of unusual living beings, such as a chef, a taxi driver, a cameraman,

and the entire audience of a wrestling show in Providence, Rhode Island. The only inanimate object to win the championship in 2024 at the time of question submission uh was a stuffed dinosaur toy called stefan who sadly lost the title later that same day poor old stefan all right answer in for the final question what is the synopsis of the 2020 film the guccia the untimely death of their coach leaves a junior league baseball team without a coach enter Enter perpetual slacker John the Gooch-a-gooch. With his unorthodox methods and low-life friends, he leads the team to an unlikely victory. Women have always been attracted to Dreamboat

Ricky, dubbed the Gooch-a by friends. Sorry, is this a new one? Yeah. Where's Dreamboat Ricky? Keep him away from these kids. Someone's really gone deep. This is a new one. Sorry, sorry.

You got the Guccia coach. Yep. And this is the next one. Women have always been attracted to dreamboat Ricky. Dubbed the Guccia by friends for how often he scores. Ricky meets his match when he approaches the lovely Yolanda at the local nightclub. Yolanda's resistance to Ricky's advances makes him re-evaluate his life choices.

Inspired by raunchy comedies such as Good Luck Chuck and Father of the Bride, this movie promises to be a rom-com you can bring your husband to. Wow. Okay. Oh, okay. Bit of something for everyone. I love that they had comparative titles.

Yeah. You remember how raunchy father of the broadwoods yeah and it's also like wait you're targeting this to the woman to be like oh please come see the guccia with me honey oh i know babe i hate chick flicks uh based on a true story the guccia follows donnie the guccia guccia a down on his luck Like the Gooch. Based on a true story, the Gooch follows Donnie the Gooch-a-Gooch, a down-on-his-luck veteran NFL football tight end who gets one more chance at redemption.

In a skills combine for the Atlanta Falcons, can the Gooch-a get one last chance at glory? You got six strangers try to survive the horrors of a forest inhabited by the ghastly Gooch-ucha, a creature that devours human souls. Little do they realize that they are all victims of a much bigger conspiracy linked to the special forces. Twist at the end there. You got a misunderstanding leads to Bradley's unfortunate arrest. Maintaining his innocence, Bradley struggles with violent harassment from his fellow inmates, including the Guccia.

No, no, no. Who runs the joint? Get out of there, Bradley. Will Bradley adapt to the hard life inside, or will his kind heart win the day? Or a new king of the scam, hustle, and con has emerged, the Guccia. Victims live in fear, transferring all their earthly possessions rather than have their Guccia exposed. But one documentarian, Andy Bellows, has been following the case, but will he reveal the shocking truth in time? So, yeah.

That's really good. Got six. I'd love to green light all these films of course yeah if i had uh the budget i'd put these on my desk and they are getting greenlit so you got the untimely death of the junior baseball coach and then you got the uh the wild man guccia comes in uh then you've got a dreamboat ricky uh this one You can bring your husband to this one I think what makes me suspicious Of the Dreamboat Ricky is I don't think

They call him the Gucci because he's so good with the ladies But I don't think if I had a friend Who was good with the ladies I'd be like you get any Gucci? What's the Gucci like dude? I don't think we're talking about that I wouldn't call him the Gucci when Dreamboat Ricky's right there That's an awesome name Exactly I don't think we're talking about that. I wouldn't call him the Gucci when Dreamboat Ricky's right there. That's an awesome name.

Exactly. You've got, based on a true story, a veteran NFL footballer who's trying out at the Atlanta Falcons for one last chance at glory. You've got the six strangers trying to survive the horrors of a... The horrors? That's a horror forest. Okay. That makes sense.

Forgive me. Reading is harder than it looks. Six strangers try to survive the horrors of a forest inhabited by the ghastly Gucha, which is a creature that devours human souls. You got a misunderstanding leading to Bradley's unfortunate arrest. He's trapped in prison with the Guccia. And that's not good for him. Or you've got the victims living in fear of the scam, hustle, and con artist,

the Guccia. And yeah, Andy Bellows is trying to reveal the shocking truth. Okay. Part of me wants to reveal the shocking truth. Okay. Okay. Part of me wants to pick the NFL one because that feels like a sporting nickname. You could call a guy the Guccio and nobody bats an eyelid.

Yeah. It feels very real. Yeah, it feels very real to me that somebody could be called the Guccio. And like it would have the cover on a DVD. Like you pick it up, you're like the Guccio. That's a funny title from the little edge of the DVD. And then you see the cover, you're like, ugh, serious you pick it up and you're like the good show That's a funny title from the little edge of the DVD And then you see the cover and you're like

Serious I don't know Big fat guy from My Name is Earl Come on Gooch What a waste Big tight end Yeah they're big boys aren't they You locking that one in? Yeah I'll lock that in He's the good show Yeah, he's, yeah. Big tight end. Yeah, they're big boys, aren't they?

You locking that one in? Yeah, I'll lock that in. He's the good show. Huey or Pruitt, who wants to go? You go, Huey. I quite like, I'm tossing up between the baseball or the horror forest. Yeah. The horror. The horror.

I'll go the... I mean, but it's just... I mean, obviously the movie was bad. But just like, oh, it steals your souls. Yeah, I know. But then it's the army. That's a real bad movie. I'll go with that.

Yeah, right there. You can also imagine picking up that TV. You can imagine what the cover of that looks like. All right, Prue, that led you. Well, the baseball one does sound so much like a cover of that looks like. All right, Prue, that led you. Well, the baseball one does sound so much like a parody of Field of Dreams. Oh. Okay.

Does the, in the Field of Dreams, does the coach die and they have like a bad boy come in to fill in as the coach? Okay, maybe it's a parody of Bad Teacher. I'm like, I don't think I've seen Field of Dreams, but apart from baseball, I don't know. I was like, there's baseball and there's a dead someone. Actually, that checks out. Yeah, it's like a touching sports movie. This one, yeah.

Like the Gooch. I don't know. It's got a bit of a reverse Mighty Ducks vibe. Yeah. Only a reverse in that uh the coach in that drives a limo or something or it's kind of like a ted lasso thing oh yeah yeah that's what they're going for but i kind of want to go for the one that was compared to good luck chuck oh yeah yeah that's good uh dreamboat ricky dreamboat ricky ricky the gooch man the gooch man

i don't know i feel like you guys are making fun but my lady friends and i were sitting around oh my god he tickled my gooch you got done by the gooch tell me more tell me more all right well here's who wrote the answers uh the new king of the scam victims living in living in fear of the Guccia. That was pretty blank. Exposing their Guccia is quite a lie. That's good slang for just like I've been robbed or I've been... Expose my Guccia. I just don't know how everyone's brain didn't go exactly there.

I just don't know how everyone's brain didn't go exactly there The misunderstanding leading to the arrest And being shacked up in jail with the Gucci That was Ben aka The House The House also wrote the one about Dreamboat Ricky I didn't Dreamboat Ricky actually though I didn't even realise that it was a play on Dreamboat Mickey until, no, Steamboat Mickey. I 100% didn't.

I didn't clock until I read it out again. Anyway, I'm like, that sounds fucking familiar. I'm telling me Death of Their Coach, the one that's basically Field of Dreams. That was Jackson. That was disgusting. That's great. That was great,y That was great man

That's a really cool movie man You should try and get that made And do not change the name I think the name's That's it Yeah that's probably The name's the main selling point Yeah

Jackson went for The one about the NFL football Having another go That was Huey Yeah we both The comeback continues And Huey also Got the correct answer

The horror forest is the real thing Wow The horror I was thinking horror because I went to see Our friend's movie In this monster fest It's called and they had all the ads

For the horror movies in it And Guccia 2 The re-Guccia. There was one called Rib Spreader and I was like, I could imagine they just love gross shit. It really speaks to how they're going to be killed.

There wasn't a lot of info about it online. Like Rotten Tomatoes normally has a score, but there aren't enough reviews for a score, even user reviews. But I did find it on IMDb, and this is always, to me, whatever the opposite of a red flag is. I guess a green flag.

Written, produced, and directed by the same guy. Yeah, okay. Someone's dream. Fingers crossed he's the lead. Yeah, yeah. I didn't check, but yeah. Oh, yes. Almost definitely. William Lee is his name.

But I only got 2.9 out of 10 on IMDb. And this one, the featured review, I'll just read the top of it. It's pretty brutal. By T McCull 52, he writes, or they write, Imagine an intruder breaks into your house. He puts a gun to your head and gives you two choices. One, watch the Guccia. Or two, scoop your own eyeballs out of their sockets

with the edge of a jagged, rusty tablespoon. I would wholeheartedly encourage the prospective viewer to go with option two. The Guccia is an absolute utter failure on every conceivable level. Wow. One of the most brutal reviews I've ever read. And it goes on.

There's like paragraphs more. They've enjoyed taking it apart even after hearing that review I would watch the movie I'm intrigued I just wanted to

why he's called the Gucho what's he does he attack Guchos yeah it's a sensitive bit of the body

I guess isn't it the kind of movie that you get the why souls you'd think it at least would be

a bit of fun like schlocky eats your ass out. And then tears you in half. It's got to be something like that, right? So here's the final scores on three points in fourth position. Very worthy spot there is Prue Blake. How the mighty have fallen.

In third spot on six points, it's Jackson Bailey. In second spot on eight points it's jackson bailey wow in second spot on eight points it's the house spinning out in front on nine points huey absolutely zero points through more than half the game yeah yeah folks it's very reminiscent of uh one of my favorite sporting heroes the uh the gucci through an nfl combine got back in the nfl now huey anything you need to tell people about before we go your podcast feed them bra yeah uh it's very silly podcast myself and zach dyer um we just uh we just go through and collate every type of fella um that's good yeah Yeah. So, yeah, just... But women, please listen too. This is the kind of podcast you can bring your wife along to. This is the kind of podcast you can bring your wife along

and she'll have a great laugh. I was on an episode a few years back. Yeah, yeah. It's great fun. Yeah, yeah. It's a loose pod. We've been in our third iteration being like, what have we just talked about, fellas? It's like, well, that's what we've done the whole time, but we'll make it official. So, yeah, listen to that, yeah. It's a loose pod. We've been in our third iteration being like, what have we just talked about, fellas?

It's like, well, that's what we've done the whole time, but we'll make it official. So, yeah, listen to that, please. How about you, Jackson? Yeah, I do a bunch of podcasts called Plummy the Death Star, which is just stupid pop culture shit. Just talking about fellas. Yeah, it's fellas talking fellas.

Yeah, exactly. As I just said, verbatim what you said. Anybody call me out on it would you dare um i also do a video game review podcast called thumb cramps which is equally stupid and a movie review podcast called baseless speculation equally stupid but all very entertaining and a dungeons dragons roleplay podcast called the dnd is for nerds have you had uh the jackson style of fella on no we should though i think you should have a Bigfoot aficionado. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

It is a kind of fella. It is a kind of fella, for sure. I was going to go more the pop culture. It's not a kind of fella, that's true. Yeah, no, go back to that Bigfoot thing. And the sausages. And how about you, Prue? Yes, please come to my show, Concrete Pigs,

at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, the Adelaide Fringe Festival and the Brisbane Comedy Festival. And it's going to be a fun show. It's about cities. It's about design. It's about architecture. It's about being a gal and also about fellas. A husband safe to come on?

Bring your husbands, ladies, and boyfriends, or girlfriends, or partners. Everyone. It's a safe space, your company, isn't it? I think it's pretty safe. I think it's pretty fun. I feel like for young and old. Do you think architects are safe there, or are they going to be torn in your a-hole? Architects will hope their a-hole can disappear before I tear it.

Gooch style. No, please come, Architects. I think you'll enjoy the breaking down of your profession. So good. I'm also doing a show with Saranja Amana called Dry Dry at Adelaide Fringe, Melbourne Comedy Festival and Brisbane Comedy Festival. Also doing this show live a couple of times in Adelaide Fringe

and that's, I think, this weekend. Or maybe next. It's coming up soon. Thanks so much for listening. Thanks so much for joining us. Thank you. There'll be some off cuts from throughout the episode, I'm sure. Really fun.

Jeez, these three have been on fire. Huey, Pruy, and, of course, Dewey have been on fire. Some of those cuts will be after the song. Hang around for those. Thanks so much for listening. Give us a five-star review if you want. I've been getting a bunch of them lately they've all been very nice if you want to make me feel good you can do that uh and also maybe tell people who you think might enjoy it cheers for tuning in to who knew it with matt stewart and now that you know it i've been matt stewart goodbye Oh, that's a real lady in the tramp scenario.

That's so romantic. Goodness me. How would you describe that to the listeners, Prue? I would describe it as an intimate tangling of extremities. Yeah, that's what you call the headphone cable. They're extremities. They're kind of extremity. Yeah. It's like an acoustic extremities. Yeah. That's what you call the headphone cable. They're extremities. They're kind of extremity. Yeah.

It's like an acoustic extremity. I would describe it as a rat king. Yes. Oh, okay. Headphone rat king. Just an awesome thing that can happen. A rat king. You're sort of known as the rat king around the company circles, aren't you?

Yeah, man. Get them in a pit. That's it. That's it, big time. All the failed open micers hang off Huey's belt. Yeah, put them in a little tub and the last one to come out gets five minutes. Cooper is in. If they're lucky.

I think Jackson's a bit of a quokka wadja i do not care about my constituents that's true i'm sick of them yeah yeah yeah you care about them as much as them voting you in exactly and they can get stuff a funny sort of like artifact of this show is that when you're talking but i'm on my phone and i answer a question, it really feels like I'm ignoring you. I'm like, yeah, yeah, Matt, whatever. Great. Sure, dude. It actually feels good. It's like getting to really just snub someone with your phone.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, when I'm asking you to do it. And they're loving it. All right, while you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. What? I'm just telling you. That's just for the edit.

Okay. Okay, never lie to us again okay i'm betrayed um i hated that i thought i was gonna get a snack yeah i thought i had time it's fine no i mean you can no it's okay okay um Okay. So, what else has been going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This bit feels like it takes so long, the cutting and pasting of your answers. Yeah, yeah. Time slows down, especially when you guys stop talking. I'm sweating.

This will be edited out, though, of course. Just in time to have a little relax. I'm sure you're going to be working on an app for this so that they can play that's smart I did spend some money trying to get one going and it ended up being more yeah every every every guy that's like I got an app idea and I was only working on an app idea. It got me under a grain. And I was only working on an app so I could use it for this, not so anyone else could use it, just to make it so I didn't have to do that. You could all just directly enter your things in,

but I'm like, this is going to take so long to test and get right. I'm like, this system's fine. I can't imagine having to ask my guest to, you just need to download an app. There will be ads. Why do you have remote control yeah a fun fact doesn't have to be about a fun thing good point that's right i mean you kind of wanted to be like fun to share at parties Yeah that's true Do you think that this is a woke culture? Not letting us think that it's fun to know where Hitler was born I think it's a gas

I'd love to know where everyone was born Yeah Where were you born Matt Stewart? How else were you going to time machine and kill Hitler? There's a baby that's true You need to know these things Yeah If I did I'd just go back to Germany Yeah I'd'd be like oh no you're gonna take me to the bunker anybody had a baby

named adolf recently yeah oh hundreds yeah that's probably that's how they say yeah yeah yeah i i yeah where have i gone that feels like the moral thing to do with a time machine but not the most fun i would never even it wouldn't even cross my mind yeah but isn't it the moral thing to do with a time machine But not the most fun It wouldn't even cross my mind But isn't it the cool thing you could actually even see The beard while you're there You know it would be in the museum back then I would pop in While you're there

I reckon I'd go beard then Kill the baby No you're going to save the beard Because you're going to be bummed out after seeing So then you're going to be Strangling with the beard first No you gotta save the beard Cause you're gonna be Bummed out after seeing So then you're gonna be Cheating yourself up Strangle him with the beard Oh

Okay Yeah Yeah Got a lot to do in that game So you gotta steal the beard From a museum Yeah First

Yeah yeah Well he's got a time machine You get the real beard Yeah Oh right I take the mirror I go because you died this happened

set the path right again you can take it here if you need to take that call that's not um not Jay Leno or something? You've got a spot. Spot's open. Jay Leno. Missed call from Hollywood.

Typical. Genuinely meant to say Jimmy Fallon, but missed it by a little bit. All those late night shows are the same. They have a lot of Js. That's true. A lot of Js. I can think of two of them. That's plenty, dude. Yeah have a lot of J's. That's true. A lot of J's. I can think of two of them. That's plenty, dude.

Yeah, yeah. That's enough. That's heaps. More J names than women, am I right? As a feminist. They're the kind of things that I'll point out. Wasn't the original Johnny Carson? Oh, my God.

Johnny Carson. Jimmy Kimmel. Whoa. Whoa. We might be onto something here. Jimmy Fallon. Let's go all the way to the top. David J. Letterman.

Jopra? Jopra. Jopra. Jopra, yeah. KO, that makes me think of the sports streaming service. Yes, we share that. Whenever I log on to watch some sport, I see who you pick. And you're willing to admit that right now.

Yeah. Yeah, well, yeah, that's right. We support Mur, I say... And you're willing to admit that right now? Yeah. Yeah, well, yeah, that's right. We support Murdoch. No, you're right. Oh, you share one account? We share one account. We share an account. Oh, is that...

So it's a team... Oh, we're ripping off Murdoch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cut that, you dog. Do you have separate profiles? Are there profiles on camera?

Yeah, there are separate profiles. Do you have a look? Do you have a picture? Oh, I've never seen what you're doing. I don't know picture i share a couple of trippy services sometimes it does feel quite revealing to look at someone else's homepage yeah well you know they won't know a lot of jelly wrestling k is such a bad app that i don't think it would have much function we've been watching it's the same as binge isn't it binge is barely functional yeah absolutely

that sounds like fun this is the kind of wrestling I'd be right into I've never fully got into it but this sounds like a lot of fun I mean it's all pretty silly and fun isn't it they've just taken it to another level something so funny about me talking to myself

i'm trying to create that's funny i'm yeah i'm thinking they'll be able to block me out but you're like, fucking hell. All of a sudden I'm writing dramatic dream team in my answer. I was half expecting Jackson to have seen. I don't know about your movie watching things, but I just assume you watch obscure bad movies a lot. Not as much as you'd think. I think about it, but not as much as you'd think okay i think about it but not as much as you'd think i do have the vibe i get it yeah yeah and i do sometimes right yeah

you doing a festival show this year huey uh i'll be doing a few one-off ones not a solo but uh keep an eye out if you want to see a one-off surprise bqe's footy show and maybe a live podcast or two or something does it oh yeah is it is there any big footy um events on around i guess just starts of the footy season footy yeah you do your um anzac day special yeah i do my anzacs with a lot of respect uh i would say do not come if you expect any actual footy analysis yeah a lot of us we've learned the hard way over the six years we've done this a lot of uh listeners to this show are big uh footy heads as well about 50 i'd say so okay it's good to put that situation if you love footy and a lot of previous guests of this show i think

have recurring characters is a Alexei still on there? Yes. Yeah. Alexei, if he's in town and if he wants to do his character, whose name I won't say on air.

Nah, because you can't anymore. You can't anymore. And you probably shouldn't. But he loves doing it. Yeah. Not for the faint-hearted. Yeah.

I'm not going to lie, I feel like the concept for this movie is almost too juicy. Yeah, I think you're right. It's kind of harder to... The name is... It's kind of like, do I need to offer anything else? Yeah, yeah, I know. It's a real balance because you want the name... For people who are suggesting these films, what would your advice be?

You want the name to be kind of vague open open and then the the plot to be a bit weird or funny or i feel like the name needs to imply a bit of plot yeah you need something yeah you need an in your reckon i reckon but you don't want to because i get too much of an in there's been a lot of suggestions that are soup like the names are so funny but they're so specific it's hard to imagine people coming up with different um options for it but yeah um sorry it's on that really slow cut and paste thing uh yeah but you run the run a whole uh venue at the comedy festival here we yeah i mean i love this, all this attention on me. Yeah, yeah. Lots of shows at the

Cooper's Inn, big independent venue at the Comedy Festival. Great hub. Great little hub. Good place. A lot of comics here that have knock-off drinks. That's it. That's it. Hell of a vibe down there. Great vibe down there. Yep, yep. And every show, do you select all the shows?

Because I've applied before and it's hard to get in. That's how high the standards are. Oh, no. I can't take it. Okay. We're going to have it out. No, I'm only joking. No, I've done a show there before.

Yeah. Well, yeah, we used to do three rooms and it was just too much. But it was, yeah. It was fucked. They're great. But yeah, lots of great shows. Lots of great independent acts. Yeah, if you're looking at just uh roll the dice on a show you just go there and grab a ticket to any show and they've all got the huey seal of approval yeah

which matt does have he's really stitching so we're also doing this show live a couple times in Adelaide Fringe and that's I think this weekend or maybe

next it's coming up soon so and it's a pretty small room which means I should probably not have to still be plugging it but you know

here we are and um nah it's great and um edit that bit out Connor please don't make me sound too desperate I think actually I'll say it again yeah tickets are moving fast

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