Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 78 - Anthony Morgan and Rob Braslin

Episode Date: March 11, 2024

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode was recorded in Anthony's home studio in Tasmania and features comedians Anthony Morgan (Comedy Legend) and Rob Braslin (Deadly Funny, Deadloch)!Check out Matt's stand up special FREE on YouTube: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!See the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith and Logo by @muzdoodles! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh my God, can you believe it? It's the year 2024. It's Melbourne Comedy Festival and we've just moved venues. We're at the Grace Darling now. We had a great run at the Chinese Museum, selling out shows by the end, but now we need you to come over to the Grace Darling and shows are at 7.15. It's going to be so much fun. Love to see you there. Let's have a beer. Use discount code do go on the show's called dry dry at the melbourne international comedy festival then we're going to sydney and brisbane tickets to all that stuff's on sale now and you can find those tickets and details at mattstuartcomedy.com welcome to who knew with matt stewart the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart and our first guest is comedy legend Anthony Morgan. What? Hello. What a pleasure to be here. We're recording actually on your property here in Tassie. Yes.

A slice of paradise here. It's very good. It was better before a lot more people from the mainland came in. Well, you saw them in town. Yeah. Just mooching around with nothing to do. They haven't got an ounce of work in them. And they moan that there's only three coffee shops. They come down and they think they can walk around the island in a day.

Yeah, it's big. Can I double-check, Anthony, where you're from originally? Melbourne. Yeah, okay. Just double checking. Glen Roy. Oh, right. Yeah, right.

Which I believe now I haven't been out there, but a mate of mine lived there for a bit and I hadn't seen him for a while and he caught me and he said, I've got renewed respect for you, Anthony. Glen Roy is a fucking hellhole. Beautiful neck of the woods, I've got renewed respect for you, Anthony. Glenroy is a fucking hellhole. Beautiful Mecca that we'll die to. Our second guest this week is a future comedy legend, Rob Raslin. Shut up.

No, he is. He's a legend for sure. Thanks very much, Matt. Legend status for yourself, mate. Thanks very much. Bloody hell, three legends on one podcast. It's very easy to give out. Well, this one's going to go really well.

Yeah. When you get three legends together. Yeah. It always goes well. Oh, you're going to love it. Yeah. When like you're out with your mates and they go,

oh mate, this guy's coming around. He's going to have drinks with us. He's a fucking legend. He's a legend. He's a comedy legend. And just kings hit someone. You're like,

I didn't want that. And it's John Cleese. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's a comedy legend. He's John Cleese. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, he's a comedy legend. He's a problematic legend. Yeah.

This guy's a bit of a character. You're going to like him. So, the way the show works is I ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answers as well as the real one, and I have to guess which one is correct. Hopefully, that all makes sense. This is your first time on, Anthony,

but you have had a question featured before. I can't remember what it was. I thought it was something about you made it about Germany or something. Oh, yeah. You mean I could find it? No, let's not find it. I mean, I imagine I made it even better than it already was. Could have, yeah.

Or maybe I set you two separate ideas. And I merged them into one. No, that rings a bell, actually. Yeah. Yeah, I'm very efficient like that. Okay, so the first question comes from listener Maria K. from Melbourne. Melbourne?

Melbourne. Good Lord. Yeah. That's in Australia. I get questions from everywhere. It's doing well, that place. Yeah. And Maria's question is, what is the meaning of the word collie...

Sorry. What is the meaning of the word coddywomple? I wanted to say colliewobble, but no, it's coddywomple. What is the meaning of the word coddywomple? While you're writing your answers, I'll explain how the scoring works. So, you get a point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant. And another point if you correctly guess the answer. By the way, I'm also playing as the house.

I've put into my own fake answers for each question. And I get a point for each one of those that our guests choose. So each of us can score up to two points per round. Which seems fair. The probability actually favors me as the house. And that's why in the final round, the guests get triple points to even things out a little bit. Our questions come, by the way, from our great Patreon supporters. If you want to submit a question, sign up on any level by patreon.com slash digger1pod, which is linked in the show notes. All right, the answers

are in for question number one. What is the meaning of the word coddywample the intricate folds used on baby blankets wrapped around newborns in hospitals for their photos only the st james hospital in birmingham still uses this floral like folds to enhance the newborn bub's first photo a medieval mythical forest creature that whacks you over the head if you've been bad. Bad's an inverted commas. Slipping in the wet and landing on your ass because both hands were holding glasses of beer. To travel purposely towards an as yet unknown destination.

Or an English children's entertainer who had the catchphrase, I'm Coddy Womple's eyes. Boy, that last one's pretty convincing. It is, isn't it? Eyes, yeah. I've seen some English children's entertainment. So you've got intricate folds and baby blankets, medieval, mythical forest creature whacking over your head for being bad slipping in the web uh pick on your ass because you're holding two glasses of beer traveling purposely towards an

as yet unknown destination or the children's entertainer coddy wopples eyes thanks for doing the accent on that second guy yeah first one it was just Matt Stewart, but that second one, I believed I was there. Yeah. In the studio. I was, yeah, I was actually bored. Yeah. It was so real. Coddy Womple and his talking bow and arrow. Yeah.

Yeah. I do remember it now. Yeah. Yeah. It's all a bit old English, isn't it? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you want to jump in? I think it's, I reckon it's going...

Walking to somewhere you don't know. All right. Yeah. Coddy Womple. How do you use that in a sentence? I'm just going for a bit of a Coddy Womple. Oh, yeah. Actually, yeah.

I'm just going for a bit of a Coddy Womple. Do an accent in C. Yeah. Funny in the second time. You're doing Robert De Niro face as well. Yeah, I did do the De Niro. But not Robert De Niro voice. No.

You'll come here. Bob Dylan. Very good. You'll come here. No, I used to be able to do Robert De Niro, but now I've got false teeth or a false tooth. Do you fuck my wife? Yeah.

Do you fuck my wife? I don't see anyone else around here fucking my wife. Oh, that's awesome. Tooth, false wife? Yeah. Did you fuck my wife? I don't see anyone else around here fucking my wife. Oh, that's awesome. Tooth. False tooth. Yeah. But I can't do Robert De Niro with it in. Oh.

But I'm not going to take it out. You took it out. Because there's company. Yeah. You got the dentist to remove it so you could do a De Niro. Yeah. I have you gone what? It went purposely

walking towards an unknown destination okay I think it's old English

Coddy Womple and I think I'm really tilting towards

slipping over because your hands are full and landing on your ass

because it would sort of sound like that. Yeah. Yeah. I'm leaning towards that, staying away from walking to the distance, because that just sounds fucking stupid. Walking to the distance, yeah.

All right, well, I'm going to go The Folds in the Baby's Blanket. Okay. I'll call that in for Anthony. I do call you Anthony Morgan. Is that – I don't know. Can I address you as Anthony? Yes. I feel like The Folds in the Baby's Blanket.

Anthony. I feel like, yeah, Anthony – I'm like, I don't know if that's a first-name basis. When you're talking to a legend, it's got to be full first and surname, right? Daryl Summers. Daryl Summers as another example. Always Daryl Summers. Cody Womple. Cody Womple, of course.

Yeah, he'd flip his lid if you called him Cody. Rove Life. Absolutely, yeah. Rove Life, of course. It's either Cody Womple or Mr. Womple all right here's who wrote the

answers first we had the one you were really leaning towards there Anthony slipping in the

wet and landing on your ass that was actually written by you as well no wonder you were attracted to it

it was a great answer I forget what I write too the medieval mythical forest creature whacking you over the head. That was Maria, aka The House. The House also wrote the English children's entertainer with the catchphrase. That's how I knew how it was pronounced.

I'm Coddy Womples, I is. Coddy Womples is already pluralised, too. What's he on about? I'm picturing him as a, probably as like a scarecrow, something like that. Yeah, yeah. I had him as sort of a ragged. Yeah, ragged. Ragged, like it would be a clown except he's got no make-up on.

He's just a terrifying old man. Yes, that's right. Pet stop motion snail, just horrifying as well. What? He's horrifying. We know that bit. Sna well. Well, he's horrifying. We know that bit. Snail, clown, scarecrow. Yeah.

Yet to be determined, but locking in horrifying. Yeah. Then, so the intricate folds used on baby blankets, which Anthony went for, that was Rob Breslin. Oh, I thought it was when I first heard it. It's pretty good. That's why. I didn't want to go for the it was when I first heard it. It's pretty good. That's why. I didn't want to go for the one that you went for.

Yes. Rob also got the correct answer. It is. I'm going to go for all the right answers. So that's not a bad strategy. It's a chess move. That's a good tip for me then. Yes.

So that means you get maximum points in round one, Rob. Yeah, we do. Off to an absolute crack and start here. I'm dedicating my game to Tad. Oh, really? Yeah, the dog of the gang. The mini dingo. Yep.

So zero points for me and one point for the house. No points for the house. No points for you. Two points for Rob. Because he got it right and you guessed his as well. I guessed his, yeah. Off to a flyer, Rob. Rob's zero for a one in previous appearances.

Due for a win. Due for a win, yeah. All right. Question number two. In 2011, a CSIRO scientist named a new species after a celebrity. What was the celebrity and why were they named why was the species named after them so that uh it's a it's a creature has a a certain thing that reminded a scientist of a celebrity so it named the thing like as an example it'd be like the uh seinfeld frog because you

know it's very observational in a soup or something yeah. Or something, yeah. I don't know. That's a bad example. That's why I burnt it here. Yeah. Otherwise, I would have written that down for sure. Yeah, no, but it's good. So, does that make sense? Yeah. So, we're kind of, yeah.

I got you. So, yeah, you give us the celebrity and what about the creature that resembled them. And while you're writing your answers, here's some more info on Cottywample. As Maria writes, according to the Urban Dictionary, coddywample is defined as to travel in a purposeful manner towards a vague destination. Basically, it means to keep moving forward even when you're not quite sure where you're going. I think I like going on a bit of a coddywample, actually. I don't know if I like the term necessarily.

Bit of a mouthful. Yeah. Walk about. But I like that term necessarily. Bit of a mouthful. Yeah. Walkabout. But I like that there is a word for it. Do you think is walkabout up for grabs? Would you be happy with me saying I'm going on a walkabout? Just you. Just you.

Yeah, just you. Coddywample suits. Yeah, I think I'm probably more of a coddywample type. I'm a bit of a coddywample. Yeah. What do you think of the Australian pub chain in England called The Walkabout? Is there? I didn't know that.

Yeah. It's quite a popular chain. They've got didgeridoos on the walls and stuff. Yeah. And they serve fosters. First place I'm calling into. Yeah. Export didge, export beer.

It's good. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, geez. It's good to get. Yeah. Yeah. I imagine. It's good. Yeah, yeah. Oh, geez. It's good to get, yeah. I imagine that's pretty cool. Yeah.

Other business, I'm glad they went down. It was Ooni Dingo's. Yeah. They shut it down. There was a place. America's got an Outback Steakhouse, which does the classic Australian dish of the, it's like the flour onion or something. The bloomin' onion. Bloomin' onion, yeah. I'm glad that people outside of Australia are finally getting to enjoy those bloomin' dish of the uh it's like the flower onion or something the blooming onion blooming onion yeah

glad that people outside of australia finally getting to enjoy those blooming onions that we all have every night all right the answer for question number two uh in 2011 a csiro scientist named a new species after a celebrity was a celebrity and why were they named after him the beyonce fly because it has a bootylicious golden backside the kylie minogue spider because it is often seen spinning around uh the rowan akerson fruit fly named for its bean shaped thorax of course ron akerson plays mr bing the nelly melba starfish found in Darwin Was named for the Melodious exhalation of air It emits at low tide

Or the Mr. T-Gazelle Because it has a mohawk And kind of put out the vibe That it pitied fools So we've got Beyonce Fly Kyman Oak Spider Rowan Atkinson

Fruit Fly Nelly Melba Starfish Mr. T-Gazelle I think it's your first crack here, Anthony. I don't recognise any of them. Yeah. Do you ever do that? Yeah, yeah. I had the exact same thought.

Yeah. They're all ridiculous. I'm going the Beyonce fly with the golden backside. All right. Locking that in for Anthony. I think a gazelle's too big to find, so I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say gazelle. Why is a guy from the Australian France. I think a gazelle's too big to find, so I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say gazelle.

Why is a guy from the Australian CSIRO discovering a gazelle? It's too big. They're not finding nude gazelles. That's all I'm saying. I was supposed to help Rob be wrong, aren't I? Yeah. Good. The gazelle is a great one. Oh, fuck.

And there was one that had too many big words in it. CSIRO is an Australian body. The Commonwealth's Scientific Investigations and Research Organisation. Ah, there you go. Nailed it. I wouldn't have guessed that in a million years. There was one that had like three $5 words in it, like real big words. What was that one?

Bootylicious. Yes. These are oh um probably the melodious exhalation of air the nelly melba starfish named after the famous that's that's that's throwing me off because i think that's that's not it i know i'm just cutting it out all right so gazelle not that one you got the i'm gonna say i'm gonna nelly melba starfish, Rowan Axner, Fruit Fly, Kylo Minogue, Spider, Beyonce, Fly. I'm going to say the Kylo Minogue one. Because it's... Spinning around.

Yeah. Are you thinking that these answers here have been... One of them's been written by the scientist? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. See, other people would report on what the scientist discovered. I'm going to say scientists have to meet me halfway if they're going to bring this news

out. Do you think many spiders spin around? And this would be a noteworthy thing for this spider. That's probably the worst. And it's what Kylie Minogue's famous for. I'm not going on the Darwin starfish. It's too good. It's too good.

You don't want to reward good writing. All right. What is it? You're going on Kylie Minogue? I'm going on the Darwin starfish. You're an idiot. I know it's his. I know it's his.

Because he threw out too many good words in it. You are flip-flopping. Final answer? Final answer. Kylie Minogue's spider. Oh, my it. You are flip-flopping. Final answer? Final answer. Kylo Minogue Spider. Oh, my God. You're the one spinning around. All right.

Final, final answer. Yes. All right. Locking in Kylo Minogue. I didn't want to pick the one he picked. The others were all ridiculous, except the Darwin's probably the most logical one. And that's why you're not picking one and that's why you're not picking that's why i'm not picking it the logic is wild but anyway your logic is your own um the mr t

gazelle that was the house i didn't think that through in on any level that's all right uh forgetting that csi roe is obviously australian and you say, gazelles aren't still being discovered. They're pretty big. The Rowan Atkinson fruit fly. Oh, that was wrong. Oh. Threw one out. It wasn't really worth the time, was it, to ride that long?

It wasn't even discussed, was it? No. Because it had a bean-shaped thorax. Yeah, you can have a bean-shaped thorax. Yeah, but that doesn't... You don't go... You'd call it the Mr. Bean thing. I forget what it was.

No, you're right. I'll get notes on the next one. Yeah, before I submit it. The Nellie Melba starfish. You seem to think that was Anthony's and you were correct. Yes, I knew it. It was just too good. I shouldn't have said melodious. But I had in my mind that Nellie Melba was an opera singer.

She is an opera singer. What did I say? No, she's not now. She's dead. Oh, that's a very good point. Yeah, you're nothing when you're dead. And you never wear anything. She's got a tunnel named after her in Melbourne.

Oh, that's cool. So I guess that makes more sense. What does that mean? I don't know. You know what? Good acoustics. Good acoustics, that's right. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like a coffin would probably have as well because she's dead now. I've just learned. No, it's all lined with padding. Oh, right. So, the acoustics would be bad, but the sound deadening would be good. Yeah, it'd be good to record in.

Yeah. But it'd be no... Yeah. Anthony was recording a podcast out of one for a while. Yeah. Yeah. Carmen Ogue Spider. spider rob you went for that that was actually jennifer the question writer aka the house oh god we're getting down to uh the right answer maybe beyonce is the only one beyonce is correct so point for anthony as well the booty delicious aren't they fun scientists i think they're so fun i don't think don't you think they have to they fun, scientists? I think they're so fun. Yeah. Don't you think?

They have to, yeah. I don't think a scientist said it was bootylicious, or maybe a scientist did. Yeah. I think they're desperate for any publicity. They need to- We're doing good work out here. Can you please get some funding to us?

We'll do whatever you want. Desperate to be in with the young crowd. Yeah, yeah. That guy's just going to name everything the Beyonce. Yeah. The Beyonce elephant. Until Beyonce notices him. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. So, after two rounds, Anthony's on one point. The house on one point, but out in front still on two points. It's Rob Braslin. I nearly bit. I nearly bit Anthony on that starfish, mate. Yeah.

It was melodious. I've heard you say that a lot. Oh, right. Okay. And it was a big tell. I had to look it up. I've never used that word before in my life. Question three comes from Sam Peara from St Albans in the UK.

Who was elected mayor of Eureka Springs, Arkansas in 1875? So, this guy is... The question is only a question because he has a unique and interesting name. So, you've just got to name this guy. Come up with it. It's a guy. It's not a dog or anything. Eureka Springs, Arkansas. It's a... Yeah.

It's a man. Okay. I'm just thinking back. I've been on that Wikipedia page. I shouldn't have narrowed it down like that. You could have called him Waffles or something. I would have thought it was a dog. Yeah. But it's a man with just a unique name. And while you're writing your answers, I'll let the audience know a bit more about the

Beyonce fly. According to Jennifer, when brian lessard a researcher at csiro discovered an unnamed species of horsefly in the australian national insect collection he decided to name it scapcia beyonce because the fly quote the fly's spectacular gold color makes it the all-time diva of flies the tip of the insect's abdomen is covered in a dense patch of golden hairs, which gives it a distinctively glamorous look. The CSIRO specimen was also collected in 1981, the year Beyonce was born.

The species is an important part of its ecosystem because it pollinates plants such as grevillea, tea trees, and eucalyptus. She could have been named after the fly. Could have gone the other way. Oh, yeah. Because they were both born at the same time, sort of. Yeah. Her parents were just like, oh, that fly that was discovered this year.

That's a nice name, isn't it? That's a nice name. Yeah. Do you think that's what happened? Because, I mean, I just, what I just said was the opposite of that. But are you doubting what I just said? I'm doubting everything you've ever done. Probably fair enough.

It starts with that, though. Yeah. Top of the list. Melodious. Melodious Cartwright Jr. All right. Answering for question number three. Who was elected mayor of Eureka Springs, Arkansas in 1875?

1875. Yeah. It's going to be, yeah. It's going to be like some Puritan name, I reckon. Archimedes' crew, Caramel Sauce Sunday, Festus Orestus Butt, Dern Bingley Jr. or Georges Gorge? What was that first guy's name? Archimedes' crew.

He fought Rocky, for sure. He had a bout with Rocky. You think of Mr. T? Yeah. You always think of the Mr. T gazelle. Ah, yes, I am, yeah. He did fight a gazelle in one of those movies. Archimedes' crew, Caramel Sauce Sunday,

middle name sauce, Festus Orestis Butt, Dern Bingley Jr., or Georges Gorge? Again, one of these is rude. Georges George sounds like a boxer. He was a wrestler. Yeah. Georges George was a wrestler, yeah. It's not Georges George.

It's Georges Gorge. Oh, Georges. No, it's Georges Gorge. Oh, my God. Oh, it hurts my brain. Okay. Georges Gorge. Oh, Gorge's. No, it's George's Gorge. Oh, my God. Oh, it hurts my brain. George's Gorge. Is it George's or is it George U.S. Gorge? It's George's.

So, you got Archimedes Crew, Caramel Sauce Sundae, Festus Arrestus Butt, Dern Bingley Jr., George's Gorge. You're locking in? I'm going to go... I'm saying... Archimedes. Archimedes. That's going to be a rocky fighter. All right, locking that in for Rob.

What do you think, Anthony? I think it's too classical Greek to be true. What was the first one? That was the first one. Archimedes crew, caramel sauce sundae. No, that's stupid. Festus arrestus butt. What was the first one? That was the first one. Archimedes crew. Caramel sauce sundae. No, that's stupid. Festus arrestus butt.

That's the one. That's the one. I think you're right. Yeah. Here's who wrote the answers. Caramel sauce sundae. That was the house. Very silly stuff.

George's gorge. Also the house. Dern Bingley Jr. Best one. That was Rob. Archimedes crew, which Rob Best one. That was Rob. Archimedes Crew, which Rob went for. That was Anthony. Oh. That was an explainer here as well.

Archimedes Crew named for the famous invention Archimedes Screw. You should have read that out too, I think. Sorry. No, but if you read that out, you would have said that's too clever. Yeah, true. I would have. Yeah, that's right. You too clever Yeah that's true I would have Yeah that's true You hate clever

I would have went straight You're anti-intellectual I am As soon as I come down to I get real anti-intellectual Sorry Oh sorry when I get to Tasmania Back to Tasmania

I get really anti-intellectual Connor's going to have to Start bleeping Yeah Yeah So that means Anthony Is correct It's Festus Orestus Butt

There we go So maximum points At Anthony In, in round number three. You hate to see it. Yeah. So after three rounds. No, no, no. I'm just putting my arms up in triumph because I think I'm in the lead. You are.

The house on one point. Rob on two points. But out in front now on three points, it's Anthony Morgan. Almost unassailable. Almost. So we're reaching the halfway mark here. Question number four. This one is by oh god.

Lenny Hoynes, and I've got pronunciation advice here. Both E's in Lenny are pronounced the same, like the one in Lenny. Len and Hoynes has an O with a cross through it. Both E's in Lenny are pronounced the same, like the one in Lenny. Len- Len- Lene.

And Hoynes has an O with a cross through it, pronounced like the U in burn. Lene Hearns. I hope that's right. From Helgesund in Norway. Sorry, Lene. Oh, cool. Norway. And Lene's question-

Oh, man. I'm so sorry about the pronunciation Lin-A's question is How awesome is death metal? The question is actually Either of you in a manga or anime? Because that's what this question is about I know a little bit

So hopefully you don't know the answer to this Anthony knows a lot though Right In the manga and anime One Piece What power does Kelly Funk have? So some sort of superpower, a unique superpower. What superpower does Kelly Funk have? While you're writing your answer story,

here's a bit more information about Festus Orestes Butt. Unfortunately, it does seem like the most interesting thing about him is his name. But according to a plaque outside his law office, Festus Orestes Butt was born in 1875 in Illinois about him is his name but according to a plaque outside his law office festus arrestus butt was born in 1875 in illinois just before his family moved to carroll county oh that i said he was elected that year but he was born that year he became a licensed attorney before he was of legal age wow the arkansas general assembly set aside his disability of minority and he set up a practice in Eureka Springs in 1894. Elected to the legislature but served four years then two successive terms in the state

senate before 1910. He was elected mayor of Eureka Springs in 1911. Sorry the question uh was I had a big error in it. He was elected in 1911. Doesn doesn't matter. He was also elected in 1916, 1920, during a second term in the Assembly, but enacted special legislation in 1913 that gave Eureka Springs perpetual first-class city status, regardless of population. He was beloved for his oratory wisdom and service to community,

FO, but practiced his profession on these premises until his death in 1972 hey while you're still writing your answer let's go for a quick break we're back and the answers are in for question number four in the manga or manga and anime one piece what power does Kelly Funk have? He creates holes and can become a hole that can swallow the enemy. That's the first one you've laughed at. And it's kind of an embarrassed laugh.

Just the idea of a guy going, all right, I'm going to become a hole. It's just... Well, if it's not in the show. It should be. It has to be. Yeah. I'm insisting. If you said there's a thousand issues of this. Yeah.

We're probably going to stumble upon some accidentally. Yeah. It's the thousand monkeys or the infinite monkeys. That's right. A thousand monkeys could only write one of my jokes. A thousand monkeys? Yeah, couldn't write. We could only afford a thousand monkeys for this thought experiment.

We're getting close. Yeah, yeah. That's option one. Option two, the putrid smell they can exude, stunning their would-be aggressors. An online argument emerged over whether or not this was stolen from the Hernandez brothers. smell they can exude, stunning their would-be aggressors. An online argument emerged over whether or not this was stolen from the Hernandez brothers. Coffee has a thousand times the caffeine effect on them compared to a normal person, meaning they're able to do things very quickly, but they're super stressed at the same time. They have a powerful attack known as the Base Dragon Starlight Slap.

I hope the mics are picking up the chickens. Are they your chickens? Yeah, if they know the answer, yeah. They're excited. Or the power to turn themselves into a jacket and be worn by others, controlling them and gaining their abilities. Oh, that's a good one. That's nice. Yeah, so you've got

can become a hole, has a putrid smell, can be stressed and powerful like coffee, has a base dragon starlight slap, or can turn into a jacket, taking people's powers and abilities. I like the coffee one I'm gonna lock in coffee

I like the coffee one I like the jacket one The whole one's got something though over me Yeah Not just that it makes me laugh that it would be frightening If a guy's like come on then outside And he just becomes a hole What do you do with that Did he win I guess he won already.

Yeah. Or did I do that to him? What do they charge me with? Do you think the dragon slap could defeat a hole? Or a stench? Like a hole would just consume a stench. Yeah. I don't think you can beat a hole.

You can't beat a hole. You can't put a jacket on a hole. You can't do... Let's see. None of these would beat the hole. If you put on the jacket, though, you can become the hole. Oh, you can become the hole. So what happens when hole V hole? You can't do- If you- Let's see. None of these would beat the hole. If you put on the jacket, though, you can become the hole.

Oh, you can become the hole. So what happens when hole V hole? Yeah. Hole on hole action. What do you think of Anthony?

Kelly Funk. Kelly Funk. Funky smell. Oh, yep. Funky smell. I think that's the only one that really makes sense of the name. Yeah. I've already- Oh, no. Funky Smell. I think that's the only one that really makes sense of the name.

Yeah. I've already liked it. Oh, no, hang on. The Starlight Slap. Like slapping a bass. Some kind of bass. Funky. So those two.

Oh, right, right, right. Got a bit of funk about them. Yeah. I'm going the jacket. Jacket? Locking in the jacket, Frank. I just think it's a take over the the other person

it's good that's a good yeah good attack and I like the idea if it's like a real like an irresistible jacket that everyone wants to put on it's like oh that's a good looking jacket

now we're giving and they can't they can't stop themselves even the most evil villains can't help themselves but put on the jacket I've got to have a little go yeah

it might be like the who had the wonderful coat? Technicolor. Technicolor. Jason? Was he or no? He was with the Argonauts. I'm thinking Jason Donovan played that guy. That's right.

Joseph. Joseph and the Technicolor. Yeah. That was a big stretch for Jason too, to play someone called Joseph. Yeah. How did he do it? It mucked him up for ages as well he's amazing

he's amazing he's amazing no it's Jason and for years sorry guys it's Jason yeah and for years afterwards

yeah Jason your dinner's ready wait hang on wait I think he's talking to you anyone anyone mentions a jacket he goes hey

I'm not that guy anymore it's like no just a jacket yeah just a jacket, he goes, hey, I'm not that guy anymore. No, just a jacket. Just a jacket. So Anthony's locked in the jacket. Where are you going, Rob? Oh, the funk is the smell is good, but the bass is good. They're both, I think the bass

I think the smell's a trap. It's too clever. Oh, right. You know me. Does it have a, like the smell one has the smell of Anthony because it's too clever? It's too clever. Oh, right. You know me. Does it have a, like the smell, one has the smell of Anthony because it's too clever? It's too clever. Too clever. And I think famously manga writers are not clever.

Is that what you're saying? He seems very keen for you not to change your vote almost as if. It's the most popular anime in the world. The jacket is his one, so now I'm thinking about changing. No, wait, have you said the jacket as well? He hasn't said anything there. Well, you're locked in on the jacket. What was the other power?

I wasn't. You've got the hole. You got the smell. You got the caffeine. You got the slap. You got the jacket. I went with caffeine. Yeah, right.

You did say caffeine before. All right. Here's where I wrote the answers. Lenny wrote the hole. I thought that was wrote the answers. Lene wrote the whole. I thought that was only from the- That was an awesome one. Yeah, the mind of a Norwegian metalhead. Exactly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And we know, Lene, you don't have to tell us. Everyone in Norway loves heavy metal. Yeah. The putrid smell that Rob thought was too clever and that was Anthony was Anthony. You've got his number. No, and he did the, I know this show.

You go, that's the one. I'm going to go with that. Swerve to the net. Because I nearly bit too. That's a good, you're a good guy. You found out the tell. The Starlight Slap. That was you, Rob. Oh, I thought that was it.light Slap That was you Rob

Oh I thought that was it I did think that was you When I first heard it And then When some of the other Stupid ones come up That could have been Any of us

Hole Jesus Christ He's the man of the people He does his stupid jokes And he laughed at the hole On the heart That could be his You picked the coffee one

Which I wrote Today as we were Sitting opposite each other drinking coffee. Yeah. We were smashing some coffee down, yeah. I mean, the correct answer is the jacket. Hey! So, you're tuned in now. Yeah, you're in.

And pretty much unassailable now. So, that means now, after four rounds, robbing the house two points each, but double that score on four points. It's Anthony Morgan. Getting out to a comedy legendary lead here. Double. Double points. So, question five. Stefan Arming...

This is a great name. Could be almost the name of a mayor from the 1800s in Arkansas. Stefan Armentrout from Pickerings in arkansas stephen armantrout from picking errington in ohio god's country itself yep stephen asks a lengthy question in 2010 the columbus blue jackets of the nhl which is the national hockey league unveiled their new mascot however after a few months it was shel, never to be used in an official capacity again. What is the name of the mascot? What was the mascot and why was it discontinued?

So, I just need the, what's it called? What it is? You know, like, um, Taddy the dog. Yeah. Uh, was discontinued. Too adorable. Too adorable. Was distracting to the fans. Yeah.

They stopped watching the hockey. They just started watching Tad. Okay. Too distracting. Too distracting to the fans. Yeah. They stopped watching the hockey. They just started watching Tad. Okay. Too distracting. Too distracting, Tad. Too Georgious. While you're writing your answers, hit some more info on One Piece.

According to Lene... Len? I'm just still trying... He used the same... Lene. Lene. According to Lene, in the manga of the anime,

One Piece, characters can eat devil fruits to gain special powers, like the main character who ate the gum-gum fruit to become a stretchy rubber man, or the villain Buggy the Clown, who ate the chop-chop fruit, which lets him split himself into pieces and control them separately. Kelly Funk ate the jacket-jacket fruit, giving him the power to turn himself into a jacket and be worn by others controlling them and gaining their abilities one piece has a lot of characters

with interesting powers another wild one is charlotte cracker the minister of biscuits who has the power of the bis bis fruit which lets him create infinite amounts of biscuits and he can even create biscuit warriors to fight for him sounds like the the authors of that had a little bit of fun I reckon. Alright the answer in for question number five. What was the name of the Columbus Blue Jackets mascot in 2010 and why was it never used in an official capacity again? Squirty the Clam. It was discontinued because it squirted on people in the crowd with a hard-to-remove green colour. Prospector Willie, an old-timey prospector

that would dance and throw firecrackers around the feet of opposing fans. He was let go after a young fan was hit by a firecracker, leading to a second-degree burns. A lawsuit ensued and willie was fired as part of the settlement b an anthropomorphic b that was supposed to be the wife of the other blue jacket mascot stinger she was discontinued after poor sales of merchandise that featured her the blue jacket fly was never seen again after it attacked the opposing team's squirrel mascot and forced its stinger into the squirrel's mouth repeatedly.

Or finally, Boomer, an anthropomorphic cannon. His upright design made him look like a penis rather than an actual cannon. Team officials made the decision not to continue using him, so not to upset fans with young children. So you got Squirty the Clam. Squirty the Clam's good. Prospector Willie.

Oh. B, the anthropomorphic B. B, anthropomorphic B. That's the actual name. Yeah, okay. The Blue Jacket Fly, which sounds like it got fired with good reason. Is a blue jacket a type of insect? Well, the yellow jacket.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I think it's a plant yellow jacket, but the team's called the Blue Jackets. Okay. I mean, I know nothing about ice hockey at all. Don't you? I don't think so. Oh, no, I know I about ice hockey at all. Don't you? I don't think so. Oh, no, I know I support a team in the league, the Pittsburgh Penguins, and they're pretty good.

Yeah. And also sort of the Calgary Flames. Did you see any of Dave Hill playing the national anthem at hockey matches? No. On the guitar, obviously, like. Oh, maybe. Yeah. It's wild. It's guitar, obviously. Oh, maybe. Yeah.

It's wild. It's just like instrumental. Yeah, he does the Canadian National Anthem and the American National Anthem. I'll have to check that out. But like Hendrix. Right. Probably a little bit more, you know, some decades on from Hendrix. Yeah.

I had an opportunity to go see a game. I was in America last year. I was in Vegas and a bunch of my mates went and saw the Vegas sandwich called like the Golden Kings or something. In Vegas? In the middle of the desert? They play ice hockey? Yeah, yeah.

What are they called? The Energy Suckers? Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah. I mean, that whole city is yeah the fossil fuelers

yeah the rat meat salesman yeah that's all you're going to be able to eat but I ended up

seeing instead I saw what's his name Mr. Las Vegas the old crooner guy I can't

I'm blanking on that oh yeah yeah yeah Donkershane guy what's his name, isn't it?

Wayne Newton. Wayne Newton, yeah. Wayne Newton, yeah. Did he come in the main doors behind you? Yeah, I think so, yeah. Yeah. Like, they introduce him from you all watching the stage, and he comes in the back.

Yeah. And walks through the crowd. Wow. What a man. He's just like 150 years old. Yeah, he is. And he could still do it. And I didn't realise he was a multi-instrumentalist.

He played slide guitar and violin and all these things. I just thought he was a crooner, but he started out in a country trio. He had a slipknot drum kit. Yeah, yeah. Wait, what do we do? Where do I get distracted? Blue jackets. Blue jackets.

So, we had all this jacket talk. Squirty the Clam, Prospector Willie, Bee the Anthropomorphic Bee, The Blue Jacket Fly, or Boomer the Anthropomorphic Cannon. Okay, so two answers have... Anthropomorphic. Yeah, which is pretty much my name.

Yes, Anthropomorphic. Yeah, it is. It's right there. Wow. That's the name of your next festival show, I reckon. Who was it? Anthony Pomorfic. I can't remember who.

Oh, it was First Dog on the Moon said, you know, the cartoonist, First Dog on the Moon. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. We were, I can't remember how antonyms came up. And I said that I thought something was an antonym and now I realised that was wrong. I was going for the opposite thing.

He said, that's weird because your name practically is and antonym is in your name, antonym organ. And I thought, what's an antonym for organ? So I put in, what's an antonym for organ? So that would be my name, antonym organ. There was three choices. One of them was ****. I think that's still an organ, yeah.

Out of three, though. So I ditched that idea. I'm not interested in that anymore. Nah, it actually doesn't add up at all. Are you locking someone in here, Rob? I'm locking in the prospector. Prospector Willie. Well, I'd hate to be left behind on the prospector.

Yeah, get in on prospector. Have you locked in on prospector? I haven't locked it in. Ah. I've done it, I've penciled it in. Okay. Penciled it in. Okay.

I've unlocked it in. Ah. I've done it, penciled it in. Okay. Penciled it in. Okay. Oh, well, in that case, I'm going to pencil in Squirty the Clam. I don't know.

All right. So, we've got a couple of pencils. Anyone want to get the pen out? I'm going to get the eraser out. Okay. Squirty the Clam. Squirty the Clam. I still think You'd get sacked For that

Yeah Ice hockey You can see that Yeah Clams are good on ice Yeah right To eat That's how they serve them

Isn't it Yeah you have to serve them on ice So you're You're Something about that The imagery of the sting Going in the mouth Yeah

Absolutely could have just been an accident. Yes. And it was later that... Yeah, this doesn't look good. You can't do this. And it's probably going to happen again. Yeah, just because we can't trust this guy. He doesn't take...

So, we're going... Because, yeah, they don't take orders. So, we're going Blue Jacket Flyer. Yeah, that's the one. I'm locking that in. I'm locking that in. Are you getting your pen out, Anthony? I could. I can't remember anything now. I'm locking that in. I'm locking that in. Are you getting your pen out, Anthony? I could.

I can't remember anything now except for Prospector Willie. Yep. Be the Anthropomorphic Bee or Boomer the Anthropomorphic Cannon. And circling back, Squirty the Clam. And Squirty the Clam, which you are currently, is your, that's who you've got locked in. Locked in. All right.

So I think also Boomer the Cannon could possibly be it. I think I'm dubious about I really like the idea of a bloke just getting the brief wrong entirely with his stinger. Yeah. And that's not because that's like I would would say about 40 of the gigs i've ever done what did you what were you doing what was all that there's kids in the audience uh so yes so all the answers are locked in here's who ran no no i'm going for the cannon okay sorry you're switching from the clam to the cannon yeah because i because I think the clam is just, that's an uncomfortable thing, legal.

But I think being like a penis would travel for years and years and years. Yeah, you're right. It would get out of hand. All right, here's who wrote the answers. Squirty the clam, which you just jumped off. That was Rob. But you had Squirty the clam, didn't you, early? No, you just jumped off that was rob oh you did you but you had squirty the clam didn't you early no you just said it was good he had that point spent in his mind yeah that was quite

cruel what i was cashing i was cashing it in yeah uh prospector willie that was stefan okay the house stefan also wrote which tickled me every time I read it, B, the anthropomorphic B. The anthropomorphic part gives it away. Because if that's in their name, it's very funny. Yeah. Oh, no. I hope Stefan didn't also write the anthropomorphic canon. Rob went for the blue jacket fly, which is Anthony.

You either call him out or you pick his answers. One of the two. The thing is, he's dumbing it down. Yeah. There's a great, there's an American wrestler in the under leagues, you know, in the guys who wrestle in like warehouse factories and stuff. And they use broken glass and stuff like that. And there's one guy who's in a bee suit and he's got a stinger and he does that.

He slams his opponent and then he stings him. Stings him. Stinger in the mouth, yeah. Wait, I mean, I imagine there are like bee nerds going, you're dead now. As soon as you've stung them, you only get one of them, mate. That's right. But he's a male.

Oh, right, okay. Does that mean that they get- Male bees, you wouldn't even see. The women do all the work and all the fighting. The men just lie around in the hive. Oh, is that right? I thought it was all men and there was just the queen. No, no, no.

Oh. Women are doing everything there. Wow. Either way, I think bee people are going to send angry emails to us. And I think just address them to Rob and Anthony. It's not the bee people way. Apiurists have to be gentle people. Oh, okay, great.

They don't do anger. They could gently send bees to you. Yeah, they could gently um actually us. Yeah. With bees. Yeah. Um actually. Could be.

Bit of fun. I'm Connie Womple. I'm about to break everything in your studio, old man. Well, you could cause tens of dollars of damage. Anthony, you were correct. Boomer, the anthropomorphic cannon. And I guess that Stefan did probably write that. He put it in his own words, but Boomer is correct.

Wow. Looked like a dick. So, that means, Anthony, maximum points that round. Well done, mate. Again again another two points you're on fire um the scores are now robin the house post on two bit anthony now tripling i can't even look him in the eye anymore no two questions to go this one comes from katie clays from perth in western australia on the 7th of december 2018 a a Washington Post headline started with the phrase, make better choices. What's the rest of that headline?

What year? 2018. Did we get a date? 7th of December, 2018. Make better choices, which I think it's great for a headline to start out and that sort of patronizing, right? Make better choices. Make better choices. Like it's your year a headline to start out in that sort of patronising way. Make better choices. Make better choices. Like it's your year nine homeroom teacher thing.

All right, fellas, I'm going to need you to make better choices. Yeah. You don't have to take your trousers all the way off to piss at the urinal. All right, boys? Make better choices. What kind of teachers are you? Why are they- They would walk in all the time.

To be fair, we were doing that too because it was funny. Okay. Yeah. I mean, what's funnier than that? Yeah. Getting your ass out unnecessarily. Exactly. While you're writing those answers, let me tell you more about this mascot, the cannon.

According to the Columbus Dispatch, in 2010, fans were delighted when the Columbus Blue Jackets unveiled a third jersey design that prominently displays the team's historical connections. The sweater features an encircled Civil War era cannon and simple stripes of white and blue. It remains a favorite look amongst fans. Less popular was the new Blue Jackets mascot, who was introduced along with the jersey. Boomer, an inflatable cannon, inspired many an anatomical joke. And the poor mustachioed guy

was retired just three days after he debuted. Or debuted. Debuted. Debuted. Debute. Debute. Debute. Debuted.

All right, the answers are in. For question number six. On the 7th of December, 2018, a Washington Post headline started, Make Better Choices, but how does it end? Make better choices. Spend more time with your horse. Make better choices.

A boy bans emotional bid to stop Brexit. Make better choices. Endangered Hawaiian monk seals keep getting eels stuck up their noses and scientists want them to stop brexit make better choices endangered hawaiian monk seals keep getting eels stuck up their noses and scientists want them to stop make better choices our expert guide to picking the cryptocurrency that matches your personality or make better choices first lady tells domestic abuse victims who was the first lady in 2018? Was it Trump? Yeah, I reckon it was... Melania.

What was her name? Melania. Oh, yeah, Melania. Did he get his wife's name wrong recently? He called her Malaria or something. Did he? Malaria? Not Malaria, but something to that effect,

close to not the right name. Are you saying that you suspect he may not have married her for love? Yeah, I think that's what it came down to in the end. That would be shocking. God, you're cynical. I am. That's why we're friends. So, yeah, you've got spend more time with your horse,

boy bands emotional bid to stop Brexit, endangered Hawaiian monk seals getting eels stuck up their noses expert guide picking cryptocurrency matching your personality or first lady telling domestic abuse victims to make better choices matt stewart i'm not dilly dallying i'm not penciling anything in i'm not gonna need you got your ink straight out right now with a quill, pen out, pen license. Yep. Monk seals. Monk seals.

I like how you were not dilly dallying, but the run up was huge. I did dilly. I did dilly dad. You did dilly dad? Yeah. Oh, listen to them all. I know I'm your dad. Yes.

I did dilly dad. I'm sorry. I dilly dad. What have you locked in? He locked in the Hawaiian monk seals getting eels stuck up their noses. Check if he, is he happy at that? I can't remember any of them, but I'm going with the boy band member makes emotive appeal to English people.

Yes. About Brexit. All's all right great here's who wrote the answers uh make better choices first lady tells domestic abuse victims that was anthony morgan were you picturing melania melania yeah it's not far off something mate that was pretty oh no i'm like that does feel like something that maybe and i don't know that much of it feels like uh who was the 80s president it feels feels like his wife, Reagan's wife might have said that. Nancy Reagan, yeah. She was the leader of the people with AIDS. Good, let them die.

Oh, really? Oh, Jesus. She was bad. I should say, I think that about 50% of our audience are big Reagan fans. In particular, what was her name? Nancy. Yeah, about 50% are pro-Nancy. So just letting you know that you might be annoying half our listeners.

She was bad and it was a shame that the tumour was pressing against her brain, making her bad all that time. That's what did it. But she was a workaholic and refused to have the operation that would make her pleasant, which is a devotion that you don't get from many people. No. No. Was the tumor also probably helping her decide to not get rid of itself?

Like, it would be weird for a tumor pressing on your brain. Was it like, was it superpower being a hole kind of thing? Yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah, it could be. I think it was a bit like that. Small part of her needed to have a, I guess she needed to get a hole, don't you? Make better choices. Cryptocurrency to match your personality. That was the house.

Convincing too for the time, 2018. Yeah, yeah, big for cryptocurrency. They've backed away from that a little bit since then, I think. Oh, Jesus. What is it? The Washington Post or the Wall Street Journal? Washington Post. I think.

Had Rupert Murdoch bought it by this time? Oh, I'm not sure. Because it could well be cryptocurrency then. Well, I've just said I wrote that one. Oh, okay. The spend more time with your horse. That was Rob Braslin. Are you kidding

did you look I'm like where in the room is a horse I thought you were looking out the window or something and there's a

burrow up there where it does it's a great sign because it's I've never seen a horse look like that really

I mean I've seen them jump don't you think it looks it makes it look like it's on one of the Ferris wheels yeah yeah

if it was on a Ferris wheel there'd be a lot more thrashing around they calm down when they're at the top though they settle make better choices a boy bands emotional bid to stop Brexit Anthony went for that that was actually Katie the question writer aka the house that's a good one that That was a great one. That was a really good one, I thought. And that means

I thought, I reckon the most bizarre of them all is the true one, which Rob went for. Make better choices. Endangered Hawaiian monk seals keep getting eels stuck up their noses and scientists want them to stop. This might have been after Murdoch bought it, I reckon. Yeah, he wouldn't have cared about that.

So, that means one point to Rob. I just remember that. And one point to the house. Oh, you remember it happening? I remember that news coming out. Yeah. It came up on my feed and I remember I was like, that is very upset. And I was like, hey, they're not-

It's not- Like, make- Yeah. Make better choices. I'm going to- Yeah. It's such a bizarre headline. I'm going to read-

I'll read as much of that article as we need to as you're writing the final answers. And this question actually comes, not that close by, but in the vague neighbourhood. This question comes from Michael Nielsen from Signet in Tasmania. I know Tassie's small. Either of you know Michael? I don't. What is there?

There's only, what, four million people here? No. In Tasmania? Yeah. Half a million? Half a million? I don't. What is there? There's only, what, four million people here? No. In Tasmania? Yeah. Half a million? Half a million? Half a mil. I know, I round up from half a mil.

Half the population of Geelong, so. Right. So, we're on to the final question. This one comes from Michael Nielsen, someone that you know well. He's one and a half a mil. Oh, Mick. Yeah, Mick, sorry.

Oh, yeah, Mick Nielsen, yeah. He's Bob Nielsen's cousin. Sells cream out of his boot. Yeah, yeah. That's the one. Yeah, that's him. Young Mick, his question is, what is the synopsis of the 1991 film

and possibly also a failed TV pilot, K9000? What is the synopsis of the 1991? Just let's call it a film. What's the synopsis of the 1991 film K9000? And while you're writing your answers, here's the article in the Washington Post which was written by Alison Chu. A relaxed looking juvenile Hawaiian monk seal lounges near a sandy white beach on some green foliage. Its eyes are half closed and it has a serene expression on its face, but the seal's calm demeanour is surprising. Why? Well,

there's a long black and white eel dangling from its right nostril. It's just so shocking, Claire Simone, a veterinarian and monk seal expert based in Hawaii, told the Washington Post on Thursday. It's an animal that has another animal stuck up its nose. Simone wasn't the only person stunned by the photo of the seal and its unusual facial ornament that was shared earlier this week on Facebook by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's Hawaiian Monk Seal Research Program. The picture, taken this year in the remote northwestern Hawaiian islands, has since gone viral, drawing attention to a rare phenomenon that continues to baffle scientists such as Charles Littnan,

who is now begging the endangered seals to make better choices. It all began about two years ago when Littnan, the lead scientist of the monk seal program, woke up to a strange email from researchers in the field. The subject line was short, eel in nose. It was just like, we found a seal with an eel stuck in its nose. Do we have a protocol? Littnan told the Post in a phone interview. There was none, Littnan said, and it took several emails and phone calls before the decision was made to grab the eel and try pulling it out. While eel snorting has yet to really catch on in the seal community, Littnan said he hopes it never does.

We're hoping it's just one of these flukes that will disappear and never be seen again, he said. If monk seals could understand humans, Littnan said he has a message for them. I would gently plead for them to stop a beautiful honestly a beautiful message i think for this is and if any monk seals are listening i know this is six seven years out of date but guys come on grow up okay stop playing with your food so so i would you Stop Would you jump off a bridge Knock it off If someone You know

Oh yeah The other cool seals Jumping off bridges Would you No you wouldn't Would you Over water Over water

Maybe you would Maybe they're back Alright bad example That is That is one of the Strangest things Make better choices Yeah okay if i could put it simply for you guys make better choices and it is the guys isn't it yeah you know what i mean yeah it's always the boys women can't be silly and reckless we know that the ads are in for the final question what

is the synopsis of the 1991 film k9000 all right here's your first option in a bid to transfer the success of die hard into a television movie john mcclain is inexplicably partnered with a german shepherd police dog and together they must bring down the new york mafia from the inside by posing as recent sicilian immigrants a comedy focusing on how a rancher family find themselves the unlikely owners of a cyborg dog that has escaped a research facility in rural Texas. The dog pulls off some Lassie-styled farm rescues before its evil scientist creators return to seize it back.

Only then are its true powers revealed. Okay, is that one film or is it two? That's two. Oh, okay. We got the John McClane diehard one then are its true powers revealed okay is that one film or is that two so we got oh okay we got the john mclean die hard one and then the comedy on the ranch cyborg dog i was in on it being one film but not and now you're splitting them like that's two that's two half ideas yeah exactly yeah uh option three space journal is discovered by a young boy on Earth. It tells of the adventures of a cyborg dog bounty hunter, K-9000. K-9000 flies through hyperspace aboard the Starship Flea.

His ragtag crew hunt down the most dangerous criminals of the evil Kitty Syndicate. All right. What was that, the third one? That's the third. Two more options. Okay. In this buddy cop thriller, a technophobe LA detective is inadvertently implanted with a computer chip allowing him to communicate with a similarly implanted dog. They form an unlikely duo to hunt down the bad guys after the cybernetic technology for

their own nefarious means. nefarious means. Or finally, after building 8,999 faulty robotic police dogs, K9000, dubbed Glory, by the lab staff is their first successful autonomous machine. Glory quickly goes on active service and is celebrated by the media and populace alike, chasing down crooks, saving lives, and learning and improving along the way. When K-9000 disappears, it is assumed the mob has assassinated him. Only the little girl, orphaned by the gaming squad, knows the truth of his whereabouts and their plan for revenge. Oh, my God, I'd watch all of these. These are five fantastic films.

I think I wouldn't watch the first one. You don't think You don't think The idea of die hard Fatigue You own A place that's got money to make movies Okay I love this as an idea

You ready? You know die hard with a robot dog Yeah I'm out You put me in the no, you're right. Okay, yeah. Now that you put me in the head space, bro, you're right. That was hypnotic, the way you did that. Yeah. You really got to the real honest part of your brain there.

So, that was the first one, the Die Hard one. Then you had the comedy with the cyborg dog on the ranch, sort of doing Lassie. Ooh, that's pretty good. That's getting up there. Then you had the cyborg dog bounty hunter going through space with his ragtag crew. I like that one because he's got a ragtag crew. I love a ragtag crew. Ragtag.

And, I mean, 1991. That might have been the peak of ragtag crews almost. 70s through 90s was probably big for ragtags. Oh, man, the 50s. 50s, right? 50s and 60s. 50s through 90s. What's the dirty dozen?. Oh, man, the 50s. 50s, right? 50s through 90s. What's the dirty dozen?

Oh, yeah, of course. The ragtag crew. We had a couple of ragtag crews into the 2000s in Tasmania. All right, well, I'm going 50s through to the 2000s. That was the peak of ragtag crews, and I won't budge a decade more. 2005? Yeah, I'm counting all the way up to 2010. I don't know, 50 to 2010.

That's the peak of it. Ragtag. So, 75 would be the peak. Yeah, yeah, that was the way up to 2010. I don't know 50 to 2010. That's the peak of it. Ragtag. So 75 would be the peak. Yeah, yeah, that was the peak. What is a ragtag? I've never considered that. Well, in the Depression, you would make clothes out of whatever you had to hand. And so sometimes you would leave.

There was a flower company that made their sacks in America. They ended up, because people were making clothes out of their sacks, women mostly, were making clothes out of the sacks, they started printing them like nice material. So you could get a sack of flour and then afterwards you could make a nice dress of it, but the tag would say it was flour. So it was considered to be a rag. So if you didn't cut the tag off, you were a rag tag.

Is that genuine? I don't know. I just thought that might be. That's pretty good. I believe that. So you were just riffing. That's's good no no not based on nothing it's true about the flower sacks i've just looked up i mean who knows what the internet will say this is vocabulary.com the noun ragtag comes from the old-fashioned phrase rag tag and bobtail bo Bobtail was once slang For contemptible rascal

While tag was used to mean Torn cloth Together the phrase meant riffraff Or an unsavoury bunch of folks Yours is better Mine's way better Way better Bobtail

Quite a bit of reality would be heaps better If it was what I imagined it might be. I'd like to live in that reality. You might not like to live in all of it. This is why they made wood cuttings. So you can do that. And anything you see, put it into a little wood cutting. Did I say before, this is worth triple points.

So this is- Oh, fuck off. You have a chance to catch Anthony here. Oh, it's not triple points for me though. So the house, I don't think the house can win. Good. It's an unassailable lead but Rob, you're still in the game

because you're only three points behind. So if Anthony picks yours and you pick the correct one, you could leap to the front here. So you've got the Die Hard one. How many points behind? Two. He's three behind.

Triple points. You're finished. I'm saying here, I'm unassailable. So you've got the one that we've all decided is not right, the Die Hard movie one. Then we've got the Rancher Family Comedy with the Lassie, Robot Lassie. Then we've got the Cyborg Dog B with the lassie robot lassie then we've got the

cyborg dog bounty hunter with the ragtag band we got the buddy cop thriller with the technophobe la detective who him and the dog have a chip inserted in their brains and then we have uh the 9 000th attempt at a robotic police dog named glory becomes uh the first one to work and it becomes a great success i'm putting it down to two okay it's cop and cyborg uh implant and the family one on the farm the ranch i'm putting it down to those two i'm 50 50 in. What are we locking in? Who wants first crack here? I'll have a go. What have you got? We had John McClane.

We had Cyborg Ranch Dog. I like that one. We had Cyborg Bounty Hunter flying through space. No, Ragtag Crew? Ragtag Crew, yeah. No, no, no. We had the Buddy Cop Thriller with the chips. The dog and the cop had a chip in the head. And the 9,000th and the cop had a chip in the head and the 9000th

attempt at a robotic police dog ended up being named Glory and was a huge success. No, too detailed. Yes. Too detailed. Too much in that. Yeah, I reckon that's the house. I think I'm going with the detective and the dog

with chips. Okay. What do you think? And it would have been great to call it Chips, except that was a show. That was already a show. Yeah. Long time ago. Maybe that was the seed of the idea.

They're watching Chips and going, this is good, but... What if the chips were real? Yeah, yeah. That shows California Highway Patrol. Yeah. Yeah. Anytime a criminal goes off the highway, these guys are like, oh, we did it.

End of the episode. Turned down a side street. They're shaking their fists. Oh, they got away with it again. But then soon as there's a murder on the highway, hey, FBI, get out of here. Yeah, this is our jurisdiction. I love it when American cops or whatever claim this is actually my jurisdiction, buck. Yeah.

This is my case. It's like- This is my case. It's like, okay, do you guys have, like, the right lab and stuff to do this? We have a shed. Yeah. We've got a pretty cool shed. Yeah. Is that not enough? All of my cousins are sheriffs.

Yeah. Deputies. So, we're just waiting on you here, Rob. Yeah. Okay. Well, because of the game, i'm thinking big picture here okay i'm my it's tempting just to go anthony's answer with him right we both get three points and then anthony's just wins doesn't he yeah but because i'm aware of your need for ratings and uh and

everything else and i want to make this more suspenseful right yeah i'm gonna go a different answer okay and i'm gonna say it's the farm one. The farm one, okay. Locking in the farm one. I think it's one of those two. Yeah. For sure. Yeah.

I think the farm one. That was the two I put it down to. Yeah. I think the farm one's a good one for you to go for. All right. He thinks now he's messing with me because that's his answer because he grew up watching Lassie and he referenced Lassie. I didn't watch so much Lassie as the littlest hobo.

Oh, you watched... Way superior. The littlest hobo. Was that the name of the dog? It's a German shepherd dog and he used to travel around alone with the hobos. He used to travel on boxcars and stuff. And it would just hook up with someone lonely who was in trouble

and be their dog for a while, solve their problems. And then they'd turn around to say whatever they'd called it for the episode. They'd make up a name for him. And he was hopping a freight. Oh, that's a great. Off to the next town. That's a great idea for a show.

Yeah, Lassie I always found a bit dull when I saw him. Well, you know, there's always a Lassie, come home. I'm a good dog. Yeah. Go on, get out of here. Just go. It's just... Yeah, there was a bit of that.

Yeah. Get out of here, Lassie. I'm sick to death of you. You just get me in trouble and I'm an adolescent now. Yeah. You miracle dog. All right. Inspector Rex.

I just wanted to... We have to pay respect to Inspector Rex. We have to pay... Inspector Rex. I just wanted to we have to pay respect to Inspector Rex. We have to pay respect to Rex early. Respect to Rex.

Yeah, we have to respect the Rex. Here's the answers. The one about John McClane and Die Hard. That was Michael

and I didn't give it a great chance. Oh, I'm sorry, Michael. It was a great idea. No, because his initial question had the,

because the real K9000 was written by the same guy who wrote Die Hard. So he was connecting the two. I took that element out and sort of I butchered his answer there. That one, but that's all right. It's all right for you. It's not so great for Michael. No, Michael feels furious. You write Die Hard because you have integrity.

You write K9000 because you want money. Yeah, Michael feels furious. You write Die Hard because you have integrity. Yeah. You write K9000 because you want money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 8,999 faulty robotic police dogs before Glory came along, which, Anthony, you thought a bit too clever, a bit too long, which was your writing, of course. I thought that's what you did for this section. They all seem really long. No, yeah.

I think they always ran through the plot. No, you did it right, but you critiqued it. You ruled it out. You did the... Is that because before Rob said... I thought if I rule it out, he might go for it. Yeah, I like that. I agreed with you.

The problem was you're like, yeah, spot on. Yeah, I did. I went straight on. No, you're right. It's too detailed. The number thing. Well, this is good because you're a chance to win. I know.

I'm in it. I'm in it still. The space boy traveling through space with the ragtag band. Rob Rogen. I just want to be clear. It's a, it's a, sorry, I did write that one. But it's a boy who finds a journal. Yes.

A space journal is discovered on earth by a young boy. Oh, yes. About. So he's reading the tape Yeah, and I'm sure I read that properly the first time I wrote, I made an edit as I was, before I sent it to you And I said it was a dying boy finds it And I think if I left that in, Anthony would have bit

Because he's sentimental at heart Yeah But then I took it out because I was like Well, if he's dying, it's not going to be a very long series You've still got too much of the start with the journal It's too much Yeah, if I went straight into- Yeah, it's like the Princess Bride.

The Princess Bride. Princess Bride. Yeah. Never Ending Story. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Any of those with Peter Falk in them.

So, that means you- Peter Falk was in Never Ending Story. The two that you have limited to, one of those is correct, as you said. So, it's either the ranch comedy or the chips. It's got to be the ranch comedy. My heart is going a thousand beats a minute. This could be his first win, couldn't it? It could be. Yeah, that's right. So Rob went for ranch. Anthony went for chips. No, I

didn't. Did I? Yes. And you were correct. It is chips, Anthony. No, I didn't go for that. I went for the one with the guy with the chips. Oh, yeah. Okay, that's the chips. Son of a bitch. No, I was thinking chips, the motorcycle show about the guys.

Yeah. And the only reason I didn't go because he went it. Yeah. And it wouldn't have made any difference if I didn't go. I'm sorry, Rob. I would have made some difference. No, he would have just got three points ahead of me. I forget the house is also playing. Oh, yeah.

True. All right. I never want to lose to the house. Well, before I just calculate the scores, carry on the two. Just quickly, this got on Rotten uh rotten tomatoes audience gave it 54 percent approval but i did find a half star review on letterbox by jimmy j1 or jimmy jone maybe and it reads the guy who wrote this must never have seen a dog outside of cartoons the movie goes out of its way to explain that the scientists took out

all of the dog parts of the dog's brain and later the dog sees a fire hydrant and starts talking about some wild inexplicable urges it's having like it wants to fuck the hydrant or something. That's the half star review. Yeah, because cartoon dogs notoriously want to fuck the hydrant.

Yeah, I've just seen that. Yeah. Yeah, I just think that, yeah. No, I can see that working. Just sounds like maybe didn't. Yeah, didn't land it. Didn't land it. Didn't quite execute. So the final scores are in third place on three points. It's Rob Braslin.

Oh, good work, Rob. Three points? Well, it's more place on three points. It's Rob Braslin. Oh, good work, Rob. Three points? Yeah, well, it's more, it's points. Remember, two of those did come in the first round, too. Yeah, they did. I nailed the first round. You were on fire early. Anthony starts slipping you.

He's homebrew as you're playing and you just start feeling sleepy and just feel like you need a little bit of salt to pick you up. That means because you guessed the house's answer in that final round, the house just jumped ahead of you to four points. But way out in front with the building a lead early and keeping it on nine points, it's Anthony Morgan. Undisputed. Unassailable.

Unassailable. You called it. Uninsurable. Where can people find you? Obviously, we're not giving away your address here, but are you wanting people to find you? You're pretty active on social medias. I've got an Instagram page and a Blue Skype page.

That's about it. Yeah, and if they just look up... I don't know what they could look up. Look, on Instagram, it's Little Anthony Morgan. What about you, Rob? You can find me at Rob underscore Braslin on Instagram. I'm leaving the underscore there. I nearly went dot.

Okay. Stayed with the underscore. Yeah, good work. Ben Wessel didn't like it last time I was on. He was like, I don't like underscores. Oh, really? He really had a go at me about it. Well, not me, maybe, just underscores.

It's old school. I reckon it's good. I like the underscore. Yeah. I'm on there. I'm also running the Australian Salt account. Oh, good. For Insta, yeah.

There's no, I don't think there's much stand-up footage online, is there? No, not much. The Deadly Funny Final? Yeah. Yeah. That's on there. That's 2016. That's the big comedy festival, Indigenous Australian, Aboriginal Australian comedy.

Like, it all builds up from around the country up until one big thing in Melbourne. Yeah, big competition. They do something a bit different there, which is nice, which Raw doesn't do. You know, Raw is obviously the big competition, but because, I suppose, they want to build a big show for the Deadly Funny show, so they bring back a lot of the past performers. Yeah, that's really good. And make it a big event and big, like, just, yeah, super friendly. Stupid old of being filming it probably the last five, seven, eight years,

which is really good. I think, yeah, hopefully when you're moving to Melbourne, you should get involved. Yeah, it'd be great. You're moving to Melbourne? Yeah, I'm planning on it, yes. You shouldn't have had to find out like this, Anthony. What am I supposed to do?

Move to, Come up. I mean, why would you leave? This is a paradise. No, actually, it's always really hard. The drive down here is beautiful. And, like, you know, you sort of set yourself a goal of, hey, I'm going to go to Melbourne. And then, like, every trip you do around Tassie or when you're just driving around your hometown again, you're like, ah, it's so beautiful. The east coast of Tassie is beautiful. How do you beat like, ah, it's so beautiful. The east coast of Tasmania is beautiful.

How do you beat that? Doc Santany again. Yeah. Anywhere you go in Tasmania is beautiful. And, yeah, you know, you go even, but then even going into your old just shitty fish and chip shop, you're like, I'm going to miss this. I'm going to miss this so much.

Some people will be out, you're both featured on like Rosehaven, very successful comedy show filmed down here. I am coming up to Melbourne for the comedy festival. I'm part of a show called the 63rd Annual Australian Mustard. 63rd Annual Australian Mustard Symposium and Expo. A beautiful guy called Dion Dijon. And we're at the Ballers Room. You are a baller as well. Yeah. That works out really well. So check that show out. a beautiful guy called Dion Dijon. And we're at the Ballers Room.

You are a baller as well. Yeah. That works out really well. So, check that show out. Yeah. It's going to be a wild show. And I'll be in it somewhere. I'm helping it.

Yeah. I'm helping get off the ground. Yeah. Because people need to know about mustard. Anyway, thanks so much for listening, everybody. Thanks so much for joining us. Thanks so much for having us at your beautiful place here,ony you're welcome hey give us a five star review if you want uh you can do that on on most things apps i think you use uh i've been getting a few five star reviews that are like slightly patronizing and they even say this is a sympathy one i i'm

probably i mean you can say something nice as well if you want no pressure but um maybe tell people who might enjoy it cheers for tuning in in to Who Knew With Matt Stewart. Now that you know it, I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye. Bye. You've got a beautiful tin on the roof. Oh, yeah. The rain on the tin roof is one of the best things.

I like the... I think one of the most relaxing... I love that. The rain on the tin roof is one of the best things. I like the... I think one of the most relaxing... I love it. And the similar thing you can do it yourself in the shower. You block your ears and put your head under the shower. It feels like you can hear all the drops on your head from inside your head. Yep. It feels like your head's the tin roof.

Your head is my tin roof. It is, though. Yeah, that's true. I do have a tin head. So that probably isn't as universal. Yeah, that's true. I do have a tin head. So, that probably isn't as universal. Yeah, that accent. Your parents should have gone for the premium package. Yeah, that went corrugated.

Yeah, that went corrugated. There's no shame in being too poor to get anything but a tin head. But when you got knocked back for the Wizard of Oz. Yeah, that was rough. I was like, guys, I'm bringing my own costume. I think they got a Hemsworth, didn't they? Yeah. They said they wanted interesting looking, but they didn't really.

No, they wanted a hunk. They wanted a hunk. Man, I've been through that a few times. We're recording actually on your property here in... Don't dox me on the thing. Start again. Okay. Why would I...

We're actually... Can I say we're... Tasmanian? Yeah. Sorry, Connor. Out of that. I liked Damien Callanan was on a something recently, but I had to listen to it.

He said, we talked about you. And he described me as uninsurable. My book got described once, captures loserdom perfectly. Oh, wow. I had to review. Loserdom. Yeah, perfectly. I get a feeling this chat won't even make the end.

No. No, no, it won't. I think this is at least making the end. That's how good Isaac is. Yeah, thanks. I should say we've also, I mean, not mic'd up, but there's also a dog rattling around if people hear it. It's Tad.

Tad, beautiful dog. How would you describe it? She's a Tasmanian terrier. Really? Some sort of terrier got out and got into some other sort of terrier. Right. Do you think there's any thylacine in there? No, no, no.

She's a miniature dingo, I would have said. Yeah. Beautiful dog. We have little dingoes down here. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's smaller down here. One left.

Do the islands make animals bigger or smaller? I forget. We had emus here apparently and they were a little a little bit smaller all right yeah but they were wiped out um then uh chapel island tiger snakes aren't littler though no they're big they bark at you those things really yeah there's a little island in the bass strait called chapel island as soon as you get off they just come out and go hey what's going on like on? Like, they ride up. Yeah. They're just like, someone's here. Oh, hey, what are you up to? Yeah. But it sounds more like.

Unlike Anthony, they love tourists. They love. Oh, yeah. They love it. Yeah. Oh, some Dutch. Cool. Each and everything loves tourists.

Yes. That's right. Yeah. Your question was about a trend that swept through London in the 1860s and your fake answer was the toupee poodle. Do you remember that? Yes, yeah, because that's a thing that doesn't exist. Yes, that's right.

Went down great in the room, if I recall. I like the toupee poodle. toupee poodle is fantastic it was a small dog it was favored by bald men in in paris between the wars or something yeah bald men love that yeah it was a lot of the little poodle you stick on your head when you see a girl. How are you messaging me on Instagram? Oh, no, sorry. I was supposed to go Instagram. No, that's all right. I can get in there.

Okay. Did you get mine? I got yours. Just for... There you go. It's just that, you know, that... Yeah, if you get in it, that'll be easier. It's on Instagram.

Sorry, Rob's not great with technology. You know, the kids are so... Yeah, no. We're anti-tech, my generation. You see them on the public transport with their head in a book. Yeah. Or looking out the window. Yeah, taking things in.

Talking to a stranger. Making notes, sketching. Had a guy the other night at the bus stop. Are you going to tell a story while the titular matt stewart fucks around with his computer well i'm just trying to get uh i'm trying to get rob's answer into some sort of similar format to all the others thank you because i was like i don't know what this yeah i'm thinking you even got formatted oh man anyway this uh this guy was having a go at me.

He didn't get a cab home because he was too pissed or too angry at the cab drivers. Yeah. And he came over and shook my hand and he was like, what's your name? I go, Rob. And I was waiting for his and he didn't give me his. And I was like, red flag, big red flag. Yeah. And he's like, you're my new best friend. I'm like, oh, okay.

And he goes, I'm following you home, mate. I'd follow you to the ends of the earth. I'm like, yep. And then he went and sat down over to the thing. He goes, I'm coming home with you, mate. I'd follow you to the ends of the earth. I'm like, yep. And then he went and sat down over to the thing. He goes, I'm coming home with you, mate. I'm spooning tonight. I was like, oh, right. And he goes, call the cops, mate.

Call the cops. I was like, what? And he goes, you have to fight me or I'm following you home. And then he was just on repeat, like, after that. And I was like, okay. All right, mate. And then the bus driver put up and I said oh this guy is with me but I don't want him to be and the bus driver's like what he picked up pretty quick

goes oh this guy he knew him and he went to shut the door on him as I jumped on and the guy terminated his way in and then came and sat next to me on the bus and I got up to the bus driver and and I said can you open the door because I guess I've got to get a newbie. He goes, sure, it's the last bus. I'm like, yeah. And then I got off and the guy was just talking to some people behind me. I reckon telling them the same thing. Yeah.

Yeah. Pretty fun story. He did offer these kids Pringles too. And he didn't offer me one. He went straight, he was spooning. Yeah. He doesn't have to give me anything. He's already offering ales too. And he didn't offer me one. Oh. He went, you want some Pringles? No, no, he went straight, he was spooning. Yeah, he went straight away. Oh, he doesn't have to give me anything. He's already offering a spoon.

Yeah. Yeah. But he went, you guys, like that to these young kids. And I went, no, like that. And he looked at me, he goes, you're not getting any. And I was like, now you are going to get your head kicked in for that, mate. Yeah. He's pushed it one bit too far.

That's right. I forgot the year. Was it 1894? 1875, I think. Oh, no. My dad's middle name's Clarabert. Clarabert. Yeah.

Clarabert. His grandfather was named Clarabert or Clary. Yeah. I call him that. But yeah, Clarabert. They died out, all the Clara Burts, for sure. Yeah. Is the middle one, C-L-A-R, and then is it O?

Clara. C- Clara Burt. Clara, yeah, C-L-A-R-A-B-R-T. Wow. Yeah. Clara Burt. I like Clary as a name.

Clary, yeah. Clary's great. But everyone would have assumed Clarence, I suppose. Yeah, yeah. I'd never heard of Clara Burt. That like Clary as a name. Clary, yeah. But everyone would have assumed Clarence, I suppose. Yeah, yeah. I'd never heard of Clara Burt. That's a ripper. God, I wish I was still able to have children. Clary, I like Clary.

My uncle and his mates use Clarence as, like, shortening of wrongs, saving for c***. Like Clarence Hunt, they used to say. So now you'll hear him say Clary. Check out this Clary over here. You've told me that before. Have I? Yeah, I'm a very dull person.

I must have talked to you about it. I have three stories I tell, and that might be one of them. That's a good one. I don't remember telling, but I love it. Clary is great. What do you do then for each new festival show? Do you just put them in a different order? Yeah, I put them in a different order.

I change a couple of the words around it. It's been working. Yeah. Yeah. It works for lots of people. Have you done a show? What was your last festival show? It was the one you did down here, but it wasn't for a festival.

It was just with the big animatronic man. Oh, yeah. And then we tried to do a live Tonight Show for a bit. Yeah. Oh, that would have been sick. Well, it was cursed. One very successful one. Yeah, one very successful one.

Then did we do another one? No. No, no. No, the venue just imploded. Right. When was your last Melbourne fest? I don't know. Pre-COVID probably?

Yeah. It wasn't a venue for like a pub it was a smelter he was just doing that yeah no shut it down yeah I think that was the first time I met you I've seen you do your show in Melbourne at maybe at Trades Hall somewhere oh okay yeah and so great but yeah like people always say that your your shows were classic for just being like the show was quite different every night but how much of it was it written you know like how you knew where i was going and i had things i had like if nothing had occurred to me there was a show there yeah but i i was only thinking of it today, I think, daydreaming. I did a show at the Comedy Festival and I'd done a show the year before

and I never got to the end of the show. And so I started the next year's show explaining what last year's show was and saying that I didn't get to do the end and do the end of the show. show was and you know saying that i didn't get to do the end and do the end of the show and on the last on the that took up more and more of the time of the new show on the last night i didn't get to the end of the show before the year before and never started that show well it kept spilling over so there's still, there are people out there going, how did that one end? Yeah, yeah. Those people who went to the last show still don't know how this show from the year before

finished. You've got unfinished business. People flew down and they were like, here it is. And he's like, I've got a big puppet. Yeah. I've got a big man. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. That checks out. Yeah. Top and tail. Yeah. No, I like working like that. I like to not not know exactly

where it's going well to have somewhere where it goes but not be disappointed if it doesn't go there yeah I like

yeah oh that's yeah that's fun in the anime manga one which is called One Piece. One Piece.

One Piece. I know One Piece, but it... Is One Piece the one, like, about a pirate? I think I started watching an adaptation of it. It's about a pirate named Luffy. Luffy. And he wants to become the pirate king. Monkey D. Luffy.

Yeah. Yes, right. And there's more than a thousand episodes of it. And, like, manga series. A thousand. Oh, manga, not manga. of it. And like manga series, a thousand. Oh, manga, not manga. Manga. Manga, sorry. No, manga?

Manga. I don't know. That's how much I know. The other day I was saying, I'm going to see the movie Dune. And someone was like, Dune? I said, yep. That's what I said. What did I say?

Dune. Dune. Yeah. I got openly laughed at when I said debut on stage in Scotland. Debut. Debut. Yeah. They laughed like as a crowd at the same moment.

Debut or they laughed? At debut. I'm laughing at my joke. Yeah, right. Oh, sorry. Because it's the american pronunciation debut is oh how do we say it well scottish people would say debut debut right the next time i go i'll say it like that that's where yeah that's your your famous story of of making yourself bleed on stage to get the crowd on site happened, isn't it?

That was in Edinburgh? Edinburgh, yeah. It wasn't to get the crowd on site. It was to frighten the bloke who'd thrown the grass. Oh, right. But it just also happened to get the crowd on site. It just sort of dribbled off my leg, you know. It was such a pitiful throat.

So I smashed it on my forehead. Someone threw a glass at him at a late night show in Edinburgh. And it didn't... So he... I said, who threw this? In my country, if you're going to glass someone, you do it properly. Yeah. Like this.

I smashed it on my forehead. And then you finished you were hosting the show and you finished the set with blood streaming down your face yeah that was a written bit though yeah yeah that was written obviously yeah that was the bit you do every night yeah that was just like that was the end of the show yeah yeah why don't you do the ad read? Yeah, can do. Yeah, who are we advertising today?

Salt, Australian Salt. Great. Put it on everything. It's already on everything. Salt, put it on everything. That's it. That's it? Yeah.

Hi, I'm Rob Braslin from Australian Salt. Yeah. Put it on everything. Put it on everything. Yeah. But Anthony's made the point it's already on everything. Yeah. Put it on everything. Put it on everything. Yeah. But Anthony's made the point it's already on everything. No, it's not on- But you've got to put- People put-

Have you ever grabbed salt and put it on more things? Yeah. That's what- You can never have enough salt. You can never have enough salt. Australian Salt. Hi, I'm Rob Braslin. And I say, oh, salty? That's a put down? Not where I come from. I like salt. Hi, I'm Rob Braslin, and I say, oh, salty?

That's a put down? Not where I come from. I like salt. Can we use that? Yes. We'll cut the, you know, there's no bad answers. Yeah, no, the guy writing the copyright is very okay with comedians. He actually loves it.

Yeah, he loves it. Hi, I'm Rob Braslin, and I'm here to tell you if you can feel your arteries starting to go soft, put some salt on your food. Harden up your arteries with salt. Very good. Have you ever worn a suit for anything? Like a big mascot suit? I have.

Have you? Yeah. I wasn't asking you to. I just wanted to say it. Yeah. I have. I don't think so. Yeah. I wore a big bit of bread for a local bread company.

Oh, is that the one that makes the- Ambassador for- The ambassador. Yeah. I was a loaf of bread. What's the company called? Crips. Crips.

Yeah. He's quite tall and fair-haired, well-built with a strong jaw, isn't he? Yes. Yeah. And so, he's the ambassador. Yeah. Yeah. And they go-

I play the- The indigenous bloke. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What about if you're a love for bread, mate? Yeah.

And can you wave? White bread? Yeah. White bread. Yeah. That is killing my people. Slowly. Very funny, Connor.

Thanks. No. Yeah. i wore that but i was having a flashback today reading this thing it was someone who posted video we're gonna use any of this sorry um but it was uh a news article you know like a morning news show uh like good morning america and they've cut to Al Roker, the news weatherman. And in the background, there was a Mr. Peanut. And they said this was 11 minutes before 9-11. And they said so out there somewhere that someone had to watch 9-11 in a Mr. Peanut costume suit.

I was like, yeah, mascots did see a lot of horrible things. Probably, you know, Boston, all these horrible events. And someone's just watching it through this. Yeah, through the chest of it. Yeah, wow. And then probably can't even look up really so just seeing things falling there's a social media um account called uh mascots minute silence and it's so like all these sporting events where the teams are lined up for the minute silence and on the end is like a mascot with this plastered on stupid grin or whatever

you know Prospector Willie's at one end with the biggest grin on his face the hands the hands are real though the hands tend to be

everything like the body's sort of but the face is loving it wow that's a that's a bit of fun oh

okay oh lovely jubbly these home brews mm-hmm oh these are the the best bottles. Yeah. Absolutely. And you never see them anymore, but they're perfect.

It might have to come out a bit. We got him. We fucking killed him finally. It was a set-up job. It's all right. Now, we'll run the podcast in Melbourne. I hope the mic picked up that sound it sounded like a

it sounded like a silencer in the back of the head I thought I saw a little kit in the in the house yeah there's a 60 litre

barrel in there oh that's great it's very, very plain. Yeah, a little malt. Refreshing. Yes. As you saw me struggle to get through a simple sentence, did you think, I think you need the...

I've got nothing else to offer you up here. At least it'll change what your brain's doing. And sometimes a change is as good as a holiday 100% I've been Anthony Morgan for Australian salt sometimes a bit of salt is as good as a holiday

thousands of headshots on their tables and stuff. Like, who's going to be the face of Australian salt? Rob Breslin, Anthony Morgan, Rob Breslin, Anthony Morgan. What about if we got Anthony Morgan as the ambassador and got Rob Breslin to dress up as salt? Yeah. Shaky the salt shaker. Yeah.

Shaky from not enough salt. Because coffee affects him more than other people. shaker, yeah. Shaky from not enough salt. Because coffee affects him more than other people. And that's your... You hate the people and there's even that many. Is that fair to say? Oh, I don't mind the people who've been here a long time. What, about 12 years or longer? Longer.

You're one of those guys that pulls up the ladder, you know? I would. As soon as you've got up the ladder, you know? I would. As soon as you've got it, no, we're full. Yeah. A little bit. He does a protest on the spirit of Tasmania every now and again. Yeah. Stop going there. It's no good. It's no good. It's not paradise

on earth. I don't trust people. That's my problem. A bloke told me here he moved 35 years ago down from Hobart and he asked someone in the RSL when he'd get to be a local. Yeah. And he's been there 35 years. And the bloke said, when you get buried here. That's awesome.

It's true. Oh, yeah, I do see a lot of- I love a real finicky, funny kind of gatekeeper. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's real. I never thought I was going to be one. And then, like, you have, you know, you start hanging out in town a little bit more and you're becoming a cool guy and like me.

And you have a couple of mainlander peeps rock up and they start really forcing cobber, you know. Yeah, that'd be great, cobber. I'm like, well, we don't even use it that much now, but you're- Wait, is cobber a Tassie thing? I think it's not really, but we use it a lot more, I think, per capita than the rest of Australia. Probably hung on a bit longer.

Right. I like cobber. Cock as well. Hey, cock. Hey, cock. No, I don't hear that much. Do you hear it much? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You still hear that. Every now and again. Hey, cock. Yeah. Cobber. Cock as well. Hey, Cock. Hey, Cock. No, I don't hear that much. Do you hear it much? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You still hear it every now and again. Hey, Cock. Yeah. Cobber, yeah. Sorry about that. I didn't realise I was appropriating Tasmanian culture by saying Cobber. It's all right. And Coddy Womple.

Coddy Womple's one of yours, isn't it? Yeah, he was. Yeah. If your mate ate a cup of salt, would you? Yeah. Yeah. Rob Braslin. Australian salt.

Australian salt. I'm loving this salt bit. Thank you. Thank you. It's fantastic. It's just not advertised, is it? Because it doesn't need to be ever. Yeah, which is funny because, you know.

They're little rocks you put on food. As a kid, I remember, you know,'re little rocks You put on food As a kid I remember You know The banana industry Advertising bananas Massive Pork industry Advertised pork

Lamb Lamb Is our identity Yeah lamb goes Yeah Can't stop going on About itself No

Avocados Mushrooms Mushroom Meat Vegetarians Remember those No I don't remember that one I just remember

Mushrooms the great all rounder Oh yeah Yeah Yeah okay Yeah Billion dollar enterprise They're trying that again Barians. Remember those? No, I don't remember that one. I just remember mushrooms, the great all-rounder. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Billion Dollar Enterprise. They're trying that again with mushrooms. Yeah, pushing mushrooms.

Yeah. Portobello's. It looks like meat. It tastes like dirt. It looks like meat. It tastes like dirt. It's another fucking mushroom. I reckon if Big Mushroom is listening, yeah, next time we've got Robin out there.

They're listening. They're everywhere. Yeah. What do they call it? Mycelium. That's everywhere under. It's controlling the whole joint. Connor, cut that out.

I don't want Big Mushroom. On our tail. On our tail. Did you see that Joe Rogan episode where he's talking to some fungi? He says fungi. Fungi expert. And he goes, what do you think about portobellos? And the guy goes, I'm not talking about it.

Oh. He goes, I refuse to talk about it right now because it could endanger my life. Oh, the big portobello people are- They're meant- Yeah. Well, I don't want to- I'm genuinely scared because- But apparently there's some ingredient within that that they use to make rocket fuel.

In portobello mushrooms? In mus- Yeah. Yeah. But then- This is all news to me. I know. But then also there's like meant to be some cancerous thing inside mushrooms. The portobello mushrooms, if you don't cook them right.

Really? Yeah. Yeah. And that's- I mean, this is coming from Joe Rogan. Oh, God. I didn't know this was coming from Joe. Yeah. You know Joe?

Oh, look. We, as't know this was coming from Joe. Yeah. You know Joe? Look, as everyone does, look up to Joe. I mean, 50% of my audience are big Joe Rogan fans. So they all know what we're talking about. 50% of your audience hate Nancy Rogan. Yeah, yeah.

I think, you know, it's the classic dichotomy. Who are you? Are you a Nancy head or are you a Rogan head? Yeah. I'm a Nancy boy. You a nancy boy from way back why is that is that they're the most believable i mean believable that they'd be a film or a pilot

pilot or film yeah yeah because this it was an unsuccessful thing as well. Yeah. So, yeah, well, a movie is just going to be made and success, whatever, but TV, it feels like it hurts more when it's unsuccessful. I think, yeah, I think this would, I mean, I should have looked into it at all. And I would have had answers for that. But I've gone off your local mate, Mick. Yes, Mick.

Who called it a film and failed TV pilot. I'm wondering if it was written as a film and then they tried to pitch it as a TV pilot or something like that. I'm not sure. Oh, yeah. You often used to do a movie length pilot. Yeah, they did do that. Mulholland Drive famously was a movie pilot.

Right. Yeah. And they went, no, David Lynch. A series pilot, was it? Yeah, yeah. Right. Yeah. And they went, no, David Lynch. A series pilot, was it? Yeah, yeah. Right. Yeah. They went, it was, yeah, and then they just went, no, we're just going to make it this.

Tremendous continuity. Yeah. Era in that film. Yeah, there is. Kicks in about halfway through. Oh, really? And goes for the rest of the movie. Amazing.

Yeah. Because of, for that reason, it was sort of a rehash from a pilot. I think so, yeah. We got to remember that David Lynch fans aren't as kind as the B fans. It's about 50% of your audience. Which I think it is about 50% of my audience are Lynchian. Yeah. That's very Lynchian.

So, what percentage of the Lynch fans are also Nancy fans? I think they straddle. I think they straddle. 50% of everything. Yeah, 50% are Nancy boys and 50% of... He would have loved Reagan. I mean, as in like the idea of him. I just realised that it's Rogan and Reagan as

well. That was the 50-50 before. Yeah. Oh, right, yeah. But we also got the beauty of Anthony saying I'm a Nancy boy. Yeah. I'm Anthony Morgan and I'm a Nancy boy. So... I don't know if you remember. No, you wouldn't remember. They were dead before.

Oh, no, I think Little Anthony's still alive, but there's a band called Little Anthony and the Imperials. Oh. Ages ago, American band. Yeah. And they did the, Going out of my head over you. Anyway, I like Little Anthony as a name for me.

So, little underscore Anthony underscore Morgan, I think, on Instagram. Can people find any of your old shows? Like, did you ever capture a festival show? No. If you, like, I occasionally will Google your clips because they're so much fun. But the main one is there's, like, a gala spot from the 90s. Yeah, there's hardly any show because you see this room that we're in now, this is like three metres by nearly three, isn't it?

Two and a half by three or something. Yeah. That's how much stuff and how much floor space a video outfit would take yeah that's right to film a show when i was doing stuff and i just wasn't prepared to and it costs a fortune didn't it oh yeah dvds they'd be spending thousands there was no such thing as dvds yeah yeah yeah so i never did it because i like doing live stuff and it really would have just changed the whole dynamic and everything you can't deny that now you can hide the blessed i've got a camera just under there in fact just under there is a whole setup including audio. Yeah, right. So it's much better now.

But now I'm old and a bit tired. Apart from that, you've got, I mean, the Comedy Festival in Melbourne must have a bunch of unreleased footage of you from. I've got no idea. The Great Debates. The first thing I remember seeing you on was The Great Debate. Do you remember The Great Debates? Doing The Great Debates? Yeah. They were, debate. Do you remember the great debates? Doing the great debates?

Yeah. They were, man. Do you remember? How old am I? Do you remember? Do you remember the debates? I've got to say, I'm mad on this one. Sometimes we go, hey, do you remember the thing?

You go, no, I don't remember. So, you know, we're just, yeah. But we were on the drive over here, Rob, and I were talking about when we were kids watching the great Debates or you on Hey Hey It's Saturday or whatever. And you just, it was like the show became electrical all of a sudden. Yeah, it was really good. Yeah, but it didn't work, did it? No, it did work.

I mean, it's the only thing I remember about those shows. Same, yeah. I couldn't tell you who else was on them. I think Daryl Summers hosted Hey Hey It's Saturday. Yeah. No, no, no. It was a little pink guy. That's right.

It was Ostrich. Ostrich was hosting it at the time. But yeah, I love the welding bit on Hey Hey It's Saturday. He did a bit about a weld. It was really funny. True story. Yeah. Yeah, so good.

Anyway, sorry to take it for a walk all of a sudden. But yeah, it's just it. That's all right. Well, no, I'll do something if I'm excited about it. But then, well, you're saying it's the 80s. It's a long time ago. The 80s and 90s even is a long time ago. And it was one thing to see a man that age to do something

where he doesn't seem to know where he's going and he's fractured and it's a bit exciting. Now, when an old wood bloke my age does it, people just think he's fucking lost it. Are we going to have to help him now? They get nervous. I'm out trying to have a good time. Now, do I have to ring an ambulance or something? But doesn't that make when you land the bits,

wouldn't that make it more exhilarating for the audience? There's no guarantee I'm going to land anything That was what was great about it Right In the 80s and 90s Yeah Maybe it won't Or maybe I have to yell out the window

After the audience has left And yell the punchline That I just thought of That's right In my will I leave The punchline The punchline's my joke That's right. In my will, I leave. Yeah. The punchline.

The punchline's my joke. The meaning for this festival show. Yeah, yes. Should we record the bloopers now? Yeah, now we do the bloopers. Okay, now we do the bloopers. Oh, okay. Yeah, we'll throw to the bloopers now. He ain't going to be in Rush Hour 3.

Ha! You can't say that, can you? We couldn't say that. That's going to make no sense out of context. I think we should uh privatize primary schools you are a loose cannon i know just like boomer yeah