Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 91 - Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall, Ashley Apap and Broni Lisle

Episode Date: June 10, 2024

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode features comedians and improvisers Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall (Two In The Think Tank), Ashley Apap (Scamp) and Broni Lisle (Spontoon)!Check out Matt's stand up special FREE on YouTube: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!See the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith and Logo by @muzdoodles! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, it's year 2024 and I'm here to tell you that we're doing a live 100th episode, August the 3rd at Comedy Republic in Melbourne. It's going to be so much fun. Tickets are going quick, so grab them now. Welcome to Who Knew It with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart and our first guest is comedian and improviser with a new animated web series called Spontoon. Out now it's Brony Lyle. Hello there.

Thanks Matt. Thanks for having me. Hey, what a pleasure to be here. The new series, just briefly, can you tell me about it? Yeah, it's created by me and animator Hayden Morris and it's featuring some of the best improvisers in Melbourne and actually the world, only two global guests. Well, the best in Melbourne are the best in the world. That's true. Yeah.

Amongst them, surely. Amongst for sure. Top tier, definitely. Yeah. Not with the TV credits of some of the other best in the world, you know, but still pretty good and especially in my heart. Yeah. And it's, we get together, I get together with the guests and we do improv, and then Hayden turns the best bits into little animated shorts. That's fun. There's 12 episodes out so far, and there's another 18 or so. Pontoon. Pontaneous cartoon. You got it! Oh

my god. How clever is that name? Love, a portmanteau. But is it a bit of a play on pontoon? No, I didn't know. But it is a- pontoon is an old weapon, which, I don't know, helped me when I Googled names to make sure no one had made pontoon yet. Yeah, it was an old weapon, which was based on a pontoon. Yeah. Yeah, right. Okay. And it's a weapon you can sort of stand on in water. Yeah. It could be argued that improv is the weapon you can sort of stand on in water. Yeah. It could be argued that improv is the strongest weapon to have in your arsenal. In comedy.

That's it. Yeah. So versatile. It's very powerful at repelling people. That too. Our second guest this week is Golden Gibbo nominated comedian and improviser. It's Ashley Apap. Hello. What a pleasure to have you here. This is truly a gift.

Did you know that Bronnie was my first ever improv teacher? I didn't know that until after I Told you that Bronnie was gonna be on this episode I think you might have mentioned it, but also Bronnie was mine and our second ever improv teacher and final improv teacher So much I'll move back to teacher. Yeah, really different, both of you. I hated it so much, I'll move back to Canada. Yeah. Well, speaking of Al. Al said, I'll never do a thing unprepared again. As I say, I'm reading from a script.

I'm sorry. Oh my God, it's coming in via satellite delay. Isn't it clear? Our third guest this week coming in via satellite from Montreal, Canada. It's my favourite comedian in the world, Alistair Trombley-Birtual. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. My name is based off of pontoon. And Alistair, I mean, I didn't give you any credits apart from being one of the, be my favorite, but you're also a host of the Toon and Think Tank podcast.

Have you been keeping that going via satellite? We've managed to keep it going because, you know, you know, initially Andy had moved away from Melbourne and moved to the country. And so then I was like, well, I can, I can move to Canada since we're doing it via zoom anyway. Yeah. And then, but then Andy tells me recently that he's moving possibly from the country to Ballarat, maybe even further. So now that's, you know, that's really hard. So I'm having to maybe have to have to move to like Iceland or something like that.

He's moving to Ballarat. That's hard news for me even that they're they're my closest neighbors. Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe this is not supposed to be public knowledge. This is a scandal. Hot off the presses on the plot. And Andy gave me even even hotter, probably even more personal news today. to be public knowledge. This is a scandal hot off the presses on the pod. And Andy gave me even, even hotter, probably even more personal news today. And I want to reveal it right now, but I don't think I got,

Oh my God. Is he starting a swimwear line? That's exactly it. Oh my God. I knew it. It's like my fingers are burning now. I like, I'm just want to, what's the news Andy? I'm going to text.

Yeah. Text him some bikini emojis and he'll probably be like, how do you know? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he's going to be soon in the in the in the Ballarat pond. Just on soon. On soon. On soon. It's a play on the word.

He could be one of the people using a spon tune at Sovereign Hill, which is very close by. He could be one of the demonstrators of the weapons. And that's what we call a link to the thing from before. I'm just really keep saying the name. Yeah, Spontoon. Check it out. It's online.

Just Google Spontoon. You'll find it. YouTube. Yeah. So good. YouTube, Instagram, TikTok. It's everywhere. Has Ashley been on?

No. If people listening, I've got a fake gun to Bronnie's head. Literally, anytime you want me to come on, you know I will. Let's do one now. Let's do one right now. You know what? Sorry, Matt, we're going to use this studio time to do something that's not this podcast. Look, I think we should animate everything that's been said so far and then put the podcast in the bin.

Sounds great. All right. So the way the show works is, ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answers as well as the real one and I have to guess which one is correct. And the first question comes from listener, Laurence Dean from Carpete in New Zealand. The question is, what is a crinkle-crancle?

What is a crinkle-crancle? And whoa, they're writing their answers. I'll explain how the scoring works. So you get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant and another point if you correctly guess the answer. And by the way, I'm also playing as the house. I've put in two of my own fake answers for each question. I get a point for each one of those that I guess choose.

So each of us can score up to three points per round, which seems fair, but the probability actually favors me, the house, and the house always wins though. You've listened to recent episodes you know this is nearly never the case but this is why also I've put in a new rule over the last few months, triple points for the final round for the guest meaning that it evens it up a little bit. Our questions come from our great patreon supporters by the way if you want to submit a question, sign up on any level via patreon.com slash do go on pod which is linked in the show notes. All right, the answer in

for question number one. What is a crinkle-crancle? An autumnal leaf perfect for stepping on. A condition in which a small mass of rounded or irregular shapes are found under the epidermis clicks at random times like a snoof beetle. An unusual type of brick wall built in a wavy line. The colloquial term for a chronic crick in your neck. An elderly person who takes delight in scaring young kids with powerful bursts of grumpiness or it's a baby for hire that you can use to get out of things you don't want to attend like friends birthdays etc the baby is really cranky so you can call your friend and they can hear how mad

the baby is in the background and therefore forgive you for your absence well that last one obviously must be a hundred percent real. Okay, locking it in. Can you remind me of... They all bled into each other. Perfect for stepping on leaves. Yeah. I just like the chance to say autumnal as well. Yeah.

Then you've got the condition with the irregular shape found under the epidermis that clicks at random like times like Snoof Beetle. Remind me what the epidermis that clicks at random like times like Snoof Beetle. Remind me what the epidermis is. Skin. Is it skin? Yeah, your epidermis is showing. Oh, that's right.

That's why I know it. That's where I learn it. Yeah. Like in most things, I learn it from The Simpsons. Yeah. An unusual type of brick wall built in a wavy line. The colloquial term for a chronic crick in your neck. Elderly person who takes slide in scaring young kids with powerful bursts of grumpiness,

or a baby for hire that can get you out of friends' birthdays and stuff. Because it has like a full on... Oh, sorry, I can't come to the party. I hired a baby. Your friend is like, what is this? You, I hired a baby. Yeah, your friend is like, what is, you don't have a baby. Oh, I'm hired. Whose kid is this? I'm going to get out of the party.

Yeah. Where'd you get this guy? They're like, oh, it's a service. It's like, you know. I paid a premium. But they know now that you've, oh, you really wanted to get out of it. They're expensive. Yeah.

Yeah. You could've said, you're just a bottle of wine and said sorry. Who could have paid me this money? There's Uber, there's Uber Eats, and now there's Uber Baby, otherwise known as Crinkle Crankle. They're expensive. Yeah. You could send me just a bottle of wine and said sorry. Who could have paid me this money? There's Uber, there's Uber Eats and now there's Uber Baby, otherwise known as Crinkle Crankle. Yeah. Great name for that. I think it's one of the ones about the body.

Okay. Or I'm just going to put it out there, or tunnel is a very brawny adjective. Nice. I think. You reckon? Oh, Nice. I think. You reckon? Oh yeah. You think highly of me.

You scream leaves, you scream nature. You scream lovely verbiage and adjectives. Thank you so much. I do love words, so that's, you've pegged me. Me and some friends recently discovered the word scrotumnal. Oh, nice. Please tell us what it means. It's of the scrotum. No, please tell us. That's a, that's of the, it's of the scrotum. It's the season when, when the scrotum falls, scrotum season, when I was 13, the scrotum

goes orange, then brown and fall. Of course you don't know about it in Australia because you have evergreen scrotums, but here in a country where there are seasons, every, every sort of November, the scrotum. Here we only have gum nuts. Um, yeah. Come nuts if it's the scrotum. Yeah. Um, spring is a great time for this, the scrotum cause you get those fresh,

you know, lively looking ones. Yeah. Little buds growing out. Like a baby scrotum. Yeah, exactly. How I imagine Deadpool's scrotum would look if he's got chopped off. Is that a reference that makes any sense? Oh yeah. Put that in the cartoon. Alright, so you've narrowed it down to two, Ashley. I think so. I think it's either the epidermis or the crick in the neck.

Okay, which one are you going with or the crick in the neck. Okay, which one are you going with? The one crick in the neck. I'm glad you did because I was drawn to the epidermis one. Wow. And so I'm just going to go with my gut on that. I think it's that. All right. All right.

Epidermis. And I think Al wrote the grumpy baby one. Absolutely, Al wrote the grumpy baby one. The child, the second life grumpy baby one. You guys think too highly of me. I think it's the walls that are written, that are, you know- Wavy line? Oh, yeah. Built at angles to each other.

Feels like a British thing. And I would say the British would write a funny word. Mmm. Crinkle Crankle's very British. Finish this tea and go make a Crinkle Crankle. Shall we? Shall we? Shall we go get it? Smoker's been quite smoking. The smoking break has been quite long. Shall we get back to the Crinkle Crankle?

Shall we get back to the Crinkle Crankle for once in our lives? The Queen wants a Crinkle Crankle. The King, I'm sorry, wants a Crinkle Crankle. We don't speak of her, she's dead. Uh, before a crinkle, the king I'm sorry, wants a crinkle crinkle. Oh, we're doing a speak of Hershey's dead. Before, so everyone's locked in, but Ashley, you just gotta tell you, you can't lock in your own one, so do you wanna change your answer? Hey yeah, sure.

Wait, what? Let's um. What? I was like, let's see how this goes. Let's see if there's any reaction. That's so silly. I just, I'm not like other guests, you know? I'm trying to, I'm really trying to mix things up. I'm a quiet chaos agent.

You know, let's have fun. This beat is sick. I want to take a ride on the crinkle crinkle stick. And that stick is... I'm going to go with the epidermis one as well. Epidermis, double epidermis. All right. Claim. Here's... How dare you. ...who wrote the answers.

An autumnal leaf perfect for stepping on. That was Florence, the question writer. Okay, the house. Florence, you've got to wane with words. That was a good one from the Dean. Great verbiage. The house also wrote the one about the elderly person with powerful bursts of grumpiness. Oh, elderly person with grumpiness.

Oh. Oh yeah. I was stuck on baby. The baby one, you were stuck on it because that was you, Bronnie. I got baby on the brain. The colloquial term for a chronic crick in your neck as we know was actually APAP. You can't prove that. Very good.

The one with the epidermis and the snoof beater which you both went for, that was Alistair Trombeau-Virchel. Hey! Mini Al was correct. It's an unusual type of brick wall built in a wavy line. Wow. Is it British? I cannot imagine how, like I can't, I could never have imagined for this round to have

gone as well as it did. I can't remember if we spoke about this before we started recording one now, but Al is currently sitting in a van. And he looks like he's being held hostage. He's being held hostage and or staking out a case. You know what? If he, if he wins today, then he needs it. I need it and it's going to be really good. I was amazed that it worked because as Matt read out my option, I realized that

it was not phrased correctly. I was confused by it as I was writing it out, but the epidermis was the word that got you across the line, Al. Yeah, it was. And you know what? Good on both of us for thinking body, you know. Oh, man. I appreciate you guys so much. Oh, did you did you make up snooze beetle? Yeah, I made up snooze beetle. Wow. That was a detail that I thought might have

might have also dissuaded them from picking it but both the fact that it didn't make sense and that you made up a beetle was not that it didn't make sense and that you made up a beetle was not enough to overpower Epidermis. See, I think it- because the answer to the question landed in the same category, which is things I don't know. Yeah. And so I was like, Snoof Beetle, Epidermis, this just all seems like stuff I don't know. And I don't think you made that up. I heard that there was a fifth beetle, the Snoof, the Snoof Beetle. Yeah.

You know? There's Paul. Also dead. Other guy, other the Snooth, the Snoof Beatle. Yeah, Snooth, yeah. There's Paul. Also dead. Other guy, other guy, other guy, Snoof. Yeah, Snoof was number five. You got all the points in round one, Al. And you do say this, that you are a hot starter and a bad finisher, so. Absolutely, I lose my way.

Good for you to get those points on the board. Yeah, so good, thank you so much, everybody. Question two comes from David Chisholm from Thunder Bay in ON, which maybe is Ontario or... Feels alright. Yeah, I think that's Ontario. Or Only Nans. Only Nans. Which is like an Only Fans but it's just Nans.

I'm writing to you from inside the website. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a direct message to Matt who frequents it. Absolutely. Yeah, love Only Nans. I love Only Nans. I love no one who frequents it. Absolutely. Yeah, love only Nans. I love only Nans. I love no one else but Nans. Absolutely.

So David's question is, which of these are real species of bird? You've just got to come up with a bird species, make one up. Don't need a description or anything, just the name of the bird. Great. While you're writing your answers, here's some more info on crinkle-crankel. According to Wiki, a crinkle-crankel wall, also known as a crinkum-crankum, didn't use soidal, serpentine, ribbon, or wavy wall, is an unusual type of structural or garden wall built in a serpentine shape with alternating curves, originally used in ancient Egypt, but also typically found in Suffolk in England.

So you're right there, Bronnie, when you were saying you thought it was an English-sounding thing. Hell yeah. Crinkle Crankle Wall in Bramfield, Suffolk. Okay, I've just cut and pasted the text under a picture, obviously. The sinusoidal curves in the wall provide stability and help it to resist lateral forces, leading to greater strength than a straight wall of the same thickness of bricks without the need for buttresses. How about that?

Yeah, they look really cool as well, as you'd picture them, just a wavy straight wall. Florence writes, the question writer, the answer is kind of boring, but I thought the word was so good, I subscribed to the Patreon as soon as I heard it, just so I could submit this question. Wow. I love the power of crinkle-crancle there, Florence. Yeah. You're getting subscribers from just- From the word crinkle-crancle.

Interesting facts, yeah. Wow. That word makes me want to subscribe to Matt Stewart. That's amazing. This episode is sponsored by crinkle-crancle. Thank you so much, crinkle-crancle. Thank you so much, Florence. Welcomeinkle. Thank you so much, Florence. Welcome aboard. Thanks, Florence.

Thanks, Florence. Flo, if we can call you that. I think it would be a great name for a type of chip, you know, like a crinkled chip. Yeah, I was very surprised that that wasn't an option, I'll say. Yeah, because it feels like you could. All the ads are already written. It's just it's just people chewing and then the sound is going

crinkle, crank, crank crank crank crank crank. And then every time you would eat it, you would be satisfied because you'd be feeling that sound. Is a crankle a crankle cut chip, just the chip that is all the negative space created by a crinkle cut? Exactly. Yeah. And for every crinkle cut, you get two crankle cuts. And that's it. So this bag, this bag of chips has three times the amount of usual, the chips than usual. And we're talking about, does that mean like most of the potato, the crinkle cut chips

just this thin slice taken out from the middle and then the crinkle cuts are two like chunky bits, but with zigzag edging? Well those are crinkle cut wedges. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was, I was thinking that there'd be some onomatopoeic sort of answers in there. Oh, I guess there was.

The leaves probably is. Oh yeah. The autumnal leaves. Yeah. Autumnal. You didn't think somebody would pull out epidermis, did you? No. That absolutely...

That blindsided everyone, let's be honest. I'm annoyed already at like the new name of a bird I've just thought of that I wish I'd done. That you thought you'd done? Yeah. Can you tell us what the new name is? Not too late, not too late. No, I haven't actually thought of it, but like I've thought of like, I wish I approached

it differently. Okay. You know? Everything, as you taught me about a decade ago, every mistake is an opportunity for a new spark of joy. Ashley, can you stop it? You're going to make me and Al want to quit again. Guys, welcome to Improv 1201.

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The short feathered prumy Fompler or Weird Larry. Yeah, the Weird Larry is the kind of approach I wanted to take. Damn it. Weird Larry is great. All I can hear is Weird Larry because everything else kind of sounded like Dr. Seuss novel. Weird Larry is definitely like a bird you want while you're making your coffee. Yeah. Because it's like, what's that a Sri Lankan bean?

Oh, sounds good. Weird Larry is your stepdad. Yeah, it was your stepdad dressed up. Yeah, in a bird costume. Your stepdad is a bird, is a big bird. That would be really intense. Weird Larry is Big Bird's real name. Especially if you got a stepdad when you were young and he was still having to feed you.

Oh yeah, throwing up in your mouth. You're not my real bird dad. I'll go in reverse order so Weird Larry doesn't distract you so much. Matt, do you mind if I just say one thing? Because it's really made me think imagine if Big Bird From Sesame Street actually was like a jerk behind the scenes and he's got a like a real family and he's a real Like asshole to his stepson, you know Come on get out of my way, you know, I'm walking here like that. Like he's you know, anyway

But it's all an act on on Sesame Street. He's a children's entertainer. It's his job to act soft like that, you know, anyway. But it's all an act on Sesame Street. Well, he's a children's entertainer. It's his job to act soft like that, you know? That's true. But deep down, he's a New Yorker. He's a monster. Yeah. He's not soft at all. He's rock hard under all that. Yeah. Imagine if he actually represented corporate bird America.

He's big. Oh, you're just a shill for Big Bird. Imagine. Because I mean, they would have the whole egg industry, poultry industry, quail hunting. They've got all that. They've also got eyes everywhere. They're keeping tabs on everything. That's true. Yeah.

If you believe they're real. Either way, I guess. Yeah, either way. Even if they're robots, which I think is a conspiracy. I think it is. Yeah. If you believe they're real. Either way, I guess. Yeah, either way. Even if they're robots, which I think is a conspiracy. I think it is. Yep. I mean, probably even more so. That probably is actually the conspiracy that they're just recording.

Yeah. All right. Here are your options. Which of these are real species of bird? Weird Larry, the short-feathered perumifompler, Tittlebutt Poundpeeper, More Pork, Puffy Black Puffback, or the Augustus hunk finch. Maybe your chance here to go first, Bronnie. I think it's, I feel like it's the Augustus hunch finch.

Hunch, hunch, hunch, hunch, hunch, hunch, hunch, hunch, hunch, Augustus hunk finch. Locking it in. I'm locking that one in. Do I also, or do we, are we supposed to guess what we reckon they did? That's a- that's just a bonus. That's a bonus if you want to. Yeah, weird Larry is Ash. Okay.

What are you thinking? Oh, God, I want to go with more pork, but- but I mean, how could it be, you know? How could it be more pork? It's not even some pork. Um, I mean, I feel like I have to go with a tiddle, but or something like that. There's just such a high, gosh, imagine if it was a weird Larry. More pork is the phrase I use to get into my standard American accent for auditions. Oh, yeah. More pork. More pork. More pork. More pork.

I think you sound like a Klingon. Which dialect of American accent is that? Southern California. And my friend Carl needs some more pork. Needs some more pork. My friend Carl needs some more pork. It's so intense. It's like a normal accent than going to them and like, Hey guys, yeah, I want more pork. More pork. I'm like, yeah, I want to play an American, but who just moved here three days ago from Albania.

But he did get a citizenship. All right. I'm just going to go with Tittlebutt. Tittlebutt? Yeah, Tittlebutt. Tittle. Tittlebutt. Yeah, Tittlebutt. All right. You would. You would. You love those things. Yeah.

What was the second one after the Finch again? Puffy black puffback. I like that. I'm going with that just because I like it. All right. Can't lock in your own ones. I promise this time I didn't. All right. Can't lock in your own ones. Yeah, you can't. I was about to say something. I promise this time I didn't.

All right, who wrote the answers? Weird Larry, that was The House. That's amazing. The House. David, OK, The House also wrote Puffy Black Puffback. Oh, you got me. That was Ash's one. The Short Feathered Prumifompler, that was Ash.

That was good. Can you read the longer description of it? Ash, can I call you Ash? Ashley, sorry. Please. I don't know why I've started calling you Ash. You can call me both. I go by both. Okay. Ash slash Ashley. Ash slash Ashley. Whoa. Describe the short-feathered Prumifompler as a turquoise bird in the Northern Hemisphere with a tendency to thrive in suburban landscapes. I really went for it. A tendency. Turquoise. That's one of its tendencies. It's a personality trait. Tittlebutt poundkeeper, Al went for that. It was Bronnie. Oh I can't believe it. I hope I get my revenge on Bronnie in some way. You might have because Bronnie went for yours, the Augustus Hunch Finch. Possibly what you're referring to there, Alan.

Maybe the correct answer is more pork. More pork. More pork. More pork. I'm going to go and go on a prediction here. Yeah. I'm going to say I'm going to get zero points as well. And you know what?

I'm kind of, I'm going for it. I'm hoping for it. Yeah, nice. Yeah. Well, hey, you're now not so far. Ash, your last name, it's A-P-A-P, is that right? Absolutely. I don't know why I hesitated.

If you get zero points, would you agree to change your name to Ash Ash Apap? It would be AshashAsh-Apap. Ash-Ash. I mean, I would let, I would go buy it. I can't be bothered doing the paperwork. That's great. I'm happy with that. Go buying it is fine. I'll go buy it.

I'll change something somewhere to say it, and then I can credit you as coming up with the idea if that's what you want. If that's what you need right now. I think it's what I need. I live in a van right now. Well, I'm sitting in a van. I mean, you say sitting, but we see the full setup what you want. If that's what you need right now. I mean, I think it's what I need. I live in a van right now. Well, I'm sitting in a van. Exactly. I mean, you say sitting, but we see the full setup behind you.

There's a bed. I'm currently not dead in a van. So, that means a point to Al, Brony and the house that round. Here's question number three. This comes from Nathan Bauer from Hull in Yorkshire, which Nathan calls God's country UK. And Nathan's question is, which of the following is a real Batman villain from the long running DC comic book series? I want you to give me a name.

It's an obscure one, obviously. It's not the Joker or the Riddler or anything. It's an obscure Batman villain. Want the name and like a one sentence description, either physically or about their attributes or however you want to describe them. Great. While you're doing that I'll let the audience know a bit more about maw pork. According to New Zealand Birds online other names for the maw pork include the ruru, bubuk or New Zealand owl. The maw pork is a small compact dark brown owl. It's a cool looking owl. If you like owls that is. A compact owl to me is like, holy shit, that's,

that's a great sounding owl. It's striking yellow to yellowish green eyes, are set into two facial discs, either side of a small sharply hooked bill. The back feathers are dark brown spotted sparsely with off white. The breast is dark brown, variably streaked with cream and brown

through to ruffus. The legs are feathered, legs down to the yellow feet. This is how it got its name. Calls are given almost exclusively at night. The onomatopoeic mawpork call is the most characteristic and most often heard call. They also utter a repetitive quark quark call, a rising quee call, often confused with kiwi, and a yelping call similar to the short call of Little Owl. So that's what gets its name because it's often heard at night saying, More Pork! More Pork! at night saying, More pork. More pork. Give it pork.

Do we have any evidence of a more pork being given pork and what happens to it? Oh, no. I mean, we don't. If you mean in this room. Anyone in this room fed a bird pork? Science might have evidence of that. I mean, but do we believe in science? Oh, do we believe in science? It's a big and good question. Big and good question. Another question. Do we believe in science? Oh, do we believe in science? It's a big and good question.

Big and good question. Another question. Do we believe in life after love? Does that- does the song even answer that? That's more just a rhetorical question left hanging out there, isn't it? Yeah, I don't think there's an answer. We do hear that she- she can feel something inside her. Says she really doesn't think that she's strong enough. No, but it doesn't really answer if she does or doesn't believe in it.

All right. The answers are in. Question number three, which of the following is a real Batman villain from the long running DC comic book series, Stink Dome? A young man on an expedition in the Arctic with his father was defecated on by a penguin. The cold climate grafts the poo to his head, graft the poo to his head. Of course, turning him into a life, turning him onto a life of passing down his

misery onto others, whose on their heads, obviously. Oh no. Oh no. The piggy bank, a former bank teller who after suffering a horrific accident was healed with a swine's internal organs and is cursed to haunt the banks of Gotham City, shooting large golden coin shaped projectiles out of a big slot in his back. I thought that had a chance to be the real one.

The Condiment King. A petty criminal who uses everyday condiments such as ketchup and mustard to incapacitate his foes. Oh, the onomatopoeia of that is great. Yeah. I love that there's no description as to how he does it. He just does it. He does it. Yeah, he does that. Arthur Morkton. Arthur Morkton. The owner of Gotham's Morkton Meats and a crime figure who turns his enemies into lunch meats.

Turns them into more pork. The Gurgler, a radicalised dental surgeon whose calling card is acid disguised as mouthwash. Or the Muppet, an English geezer whose soul was infused with a puppet when he died. Don't let his soft exterior fool you. This guy's hard as nails. Oh no. Wowzers.

Stink Dome, The Piggy Bank, The Condiment King, Arthur Malkton, The Gurgler, or The Muppet. Al, what are you thinking? Wow. I mean, they almost all don't seem real. Almost. But I think this would be a great... What's that? There was a DC movie with all like the stupid villains. These would all fit into that group, I think. Piggy Bang, I think, is just for like taking down flying like helicopters and stuff, because

that weapon... Oh yeah, just shooting up into the sky. Yeah. I mean, the weird part is... Or is like, get behind me, Batman. Get behind me. Yeah. Trust me, get behind me. Yeah.

I'm rich. Oh! Hey, you know, the superhero landing thing they do? And imagine a piggy bank doing it. I'd be sick. Yeah, all the coins. Yeah. Rattling around. Yeah, could be beautiful.

I hope DC is listening. Yeah, could be beautiful. I hope JDC is listening. If that is a person. James Gunn. I assume JDC is James Cameron. James Cameron. James Cameron. James Cameron.

James Cameron. Judy James Cameron. Judy James Cameron. Sorry, what are you thinking? I hope JDC is listening to this. I just feel with the pig guy, it's the fact that there's too many things. It's like because he's got the pig organs and then the coins as well. It's just been filled up with coins.

You see, that feels that feels OK with me. But why doesn't he shoot out pig organs or pig shit or something like that? Well, I think he needs the pig organs. Yeah. Oh, why don't you shoot out your organs? Yeah. OK, that's a good idea. If you think you're such a villain. Yeah. You're going around telling everyone you're the big villain. Yeah, you would be you should at your organs. Yeah, okay. That's a good idea. You think you're such a villain. Yeah Gone rant on everyone near the big villain. Yeah, you keep saying it

I don't I didn't see any action you see your man sitting in a mock van. Yeah, that's got a bit of villain about it And you seem to be shooting at your organs. Yeah, well you shouldn't be able to sense that from where you are, but But uh Look, I'm gonna go with the Muppet guy. The Muppet. Yeah. I mean, I feel like this is me falling apart, but the Muppet... Because it's either that or the condiment. No, wait, the gurgler. Wait, the gurgler. Oh.

Yeah. No, I'll go gurgler. Gurgler. Locking in the gurgler. Something, because this one thing we consider about the Muppet is that would they have to get clearance from Jim Henson or would it be a crossover? Hmm. Ooh. That's a very good, yeah, I mean, DC have a lot of power though. Yeah, and they do cross weird crossovers all the time.

Yeah. But that does feel like it's taken a fair way from the family friendliness of the Muppets. Sure. The Muppets. Yeah, the Muppets. Maybe, maybe not. Is he wearing a Muppet? A Muppet to basically got a Muppet.

Or it's a man who's got a Muppet on his hand and people are like trying to say like, you know, honey, I'm going bald. I'm going to need to get myself a muppet. Oh darling, haven't you heard of the muppet? Aren't they the same thing, darling? Oh no, one is far more refined. Anyway, let's get back to that clinky clanky, whatever the fuck it's called. Crinkle Crinkle.

The potato chips. Yes. I'll count for the gurgle. What do you think, Ashash Prakash? I... Is that what your name is going to be? My name is anything and everything that everyone says in this book. It's Horsley Ashash.

Horsley. I think. Horsely. I think maybe it's Arthur Malkden. Oh, that is Arthur Malkden is really good. I like Arthur Malkden. Wait a second. You saying it's really good. Is that. Oh, or is that you?

Yeah, I'm just congratulating myself on a well written villain. Well, look, okay. The really one of some of my best work that Arthur Malkden. You know what I think happened here also? I think the first one about poo, I reckon Bronnie's written that thinking everyone will think that's Ash because I talk about poo so much. And I don't appreciate that. I don't appreciate that at all.

That would be a weird tactic from Bronnie because he's trying to get people to guess it, not to think that someone else made it up. No, before we came on, he courted me, courted me in the other room and he said, listen here, fucko. Whoa. I'm going to steal your brand. I'm going to steal your brand. I'm going to make everyone think you smell so bad. And also, I'm going to throw you onto the bus to do improvised songs that don't sound like me at all.

Yeah. Did he say? One note, mate. You're only poo. That's what I said to you. And I said. I'm taking it from you. I said, don't. Did he also say, I want to see your fingers in my van? No, that was you. Oh, really?

You threw yourself under the van there. I was just hoping other men had said it. No, it's actually canon. It's your catchphrase. I'm not sure any man or person has ever said that sentence before, Al. How does it feel to be the first? It actually feels really good. I'm going Arthur Malkton.

Arthur Malkton. I feel the same. Well, actually, when I listen to this podcast, I hate when someone chooses the same answer as someone else. Oh, interesting. But I really want to choose the gurgler, but I'm not going to, because I think it is the gurgler. But I think, you know, what's your opinion on buying the same meal at a dinner? Oh, yeah, I think it's a similar thing.

I don't mind it. I mean, if you both want to eat the same thing. Yeah. I had an argument about this the other day. I think if we're sharing, definitely don't. Yeah. Let's not get the same thing. Yeah, because it's two places. If we're not sharing, then don't get mad at's not get the same thing. Yeah, because it's two places. If we're not sharing, then don't get mad at me for getting the same thing.

No, that's weird. I know, but if you're sharing, if you're sharing, it would make sense to get something that you know the other person wants, you know? So you should get the same meal as the other person. I might get the same thing. It seems you want that, huh? Yeah. Now I've lost as much.

Plenty to share. I'm going to stop you from having any versatility in this meal. So you have the same opinion on answer guessing? You don't mind? I don't mind. I don't mind a double guess. Well, I think it makes sense that you choose the one you think is right. Yeah, yeah. I reckon... Instead of pivoting out of self-consciousness. Yeah, I reckon go with your heart.

Yeah, it's the gurgler. It's 100% the gurgler. I'm getting a point for that. Get gurgled. All right, here's the gurgler. It's 100% the gurgler. I'm getting a point for that. Get gurgled. All right, here's the answers. The Muppet, that was The House. Oh, phew. Muppet. The House also wrote The Piggy Bank, but that was Nathan in particular. And I'll tell you what, I added the swan's internal organs bit, which is the bit that made you go, it is not

right because Nathan had written it perfectly. Nathan is living. He didn't have it complicated. I squeezed in an extra element. I'm like, I reckon we can get one more thing in here. And so you got Flo, but you've lost Nathan. Nathan's gone. Yeah.

He's out of here now. I'm so sorry, Nathan. RIP King. It's a great question though, Nathan, and I'm sorry for ruining piggy bank for you stink dome Very much as ash ash suggested was brawny I'm brand stealing today. Not today. It's really come over my shit Ash went for Arthur Morkton That was I'll say Trombeau birch. Oh

It was also the only one unless unless I'm missing it. What is there a... Does the name mean anything or is it just a guy's name? No, I just had to pick a name that sounded like somebody in a comic book. Hmm, yeah, sick. Because everyone else went with the, you know, the... What do you call it? The... The something. Yeah. Yeah. What do you call those things?

A suffix, a prefix, something X? Yeah, but it's their alter ego name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. X. Yeah, but it's the alter ego now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Do you know why I didn't pick one? My, because I was going to do one of those as well, but then I thought, well, you would feel like you've heard most of them. So then if you haven't heard one, you go, why wouldn't I remember? Maybe because he's just got a regular name. Ah, the gurgler, which Al and Bronnie went for was Ash.

Whoa. Sucked in. Whoa. Also just your description was just like neat. It felt very efficient. Yeah. Thank you everyone. I've.

A little too neat, maybe boring? Well, maybe I know. Maybe if it was boring and you. Sucking me in. Maybe if you both liked it and it's boring, maybe it says boring and you- It's just sucking me in. Maybe if you both liked it and it's boring, maybe it says more about you than it does about me, actually. I don't like that. I hope that's not the case, because it says a lot of bad things about you. Neither of you could be boring. One of you is wearing the coolest jumper of all time, one of you is in a van.

You're both very interesting. Yeah, but I'm not dead. One of you is in a van currently. In an area where it says school zone, no unmarked vans. Yeah, well, but it's night time. It's night time. So even if it's in the school zone, there's no kids around. Allegedly. Oh, yeah, well, there's all the night kid schools.

You're a kid at heart, so it's untrue. That's true. Night kids' schools. I don't know. I tried to say night school kids, but you know, night kids' schools. Yeah. So the correct answer, no one got. The Condiment King. Whoa!

A petty criminal who uses everyday condiments such as ketchup and mustard to incapacitate his foes. Wow. I did actually think that. I was like, that one sounds like it would be something from a comic but I was like they're not explaining how. It starts with like it starts jovially where it's like you want a bit of mustard and then they're like yeah and then one bit more you want a bit more until they're full I guess. He's only targeting people who are allergic to those specific condiments. I think he actually like he has them in his holsters like their weapons and he really you know he squirts them out and I think he actually like he has them in his holsters, like their weapons and he really, you know, he squirts them out.

And I think he's mind controlled by the Joker maybe. Oh, really? But also if he was using hot English mustard, he could actually do some serious damage. Mmm. Yeah, that's true. You guys ever had a bit of horse radish? It's fucking, it'll destroy you.

You mean me radish? radish yeah that's right if you guys ever had horsely radish pretty good tastes like horsely radish horse horse radash app app horseradish horseradish my name's gonna I'm gonna be a completely different person by the end of this why no but you've scored points now see you don't have to take that name. Hey. If you don't want to. I'm still, if I lose, it's still going to be the biggest victory of my life. So let's go.

Now you've leapt into second place because the scores are the house on one point, Bronnie on one point, Ashley on two points, but out in front on five points, it's Alistair Trombeau virtual. Nice. He needs it. All right, here's question number four. This one comes from Soph Waldron from Melbourne. It's a Trombone virtual. Nice. He needs it. All right. Here's question number four. This one comes from Soph Waldron from Melbourne.

And the question is, the Big Shed Brewery in Adelaide has a musical pun named beer. What is it called? You say musical pun? Pun. Pun. What's a pun? Musical pun named beer. Yeah, so it's a beer with a pun name, but it's a musical pun.

Can you... And what's the name of the brewery again? Big Shed Brewery. Big Shed. It's probably my favourite brewery in Adelaide. It's so good. Why? Give us 10 reasons why. I really like the beers, like the vibe. I like the owner.

The two owners, that's two reasons. I love the owner, the two owners, that's two reasons. Love the media manager. Love the brewer. I love the assistant brewer. I love the NBA Jam console. And I love that. And that's got to be near 10. Oh, what about Etcetera? There you go. I think that rounds it up. Um, yes. All right. While you're writing those answers, here's a little more info about the Condiment King.

According to geekaid.com, Condiment King is exactly the kind of super villain that you'd imagine. He relishes in food puns and wields condiments as weapons. Though he was he has upgraded his equipment over the years. He has never been taken seriously and has barely been utilized. Holy guacamole, it's time to spice up the D-list with Condiment King. I think Geekade has a thing called the D-list of villains or something. But out of context, I probably shouldn't have read that line, to be honest.

And I regret it. I'm glad. Condiment King was created in 1994 by Paul Dini and Bruce Timm and first appeared in the Batman the animated series episode Make'em Laugh. Conor McKing's true identity was Buddy Standler, a stand up comedian. Buddy donned a pickle shaped hood, built ketchup and mustard blasters, then tried to rob patrons at an upscale restaurant. However, this was not a scheme consciously concocted by Stamber.

He was brainwashed by the Joker. And it would have been a one-off thing, but apparently some comic book writers really liked it and about 10 years later brought it back into the comics. There we go. So, yeah, maybe he'll be in the Suicide Squad one day. I hope so. Maybe he'll be on this podcast. Well, I mean, they're making a new Joker.

They're making a new Joker movie. It could be in the musical Joker. Hey, while you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. All right, we're back. The answer for question number four. The Big Shed Brewery in Adelaide has a musical pun named Beer. What is it called? Biff's Riffslager? Let me say it called? Biff's Riff's Lager?

Let me say that again. Biff's Riff Lager? Colch Chisel? Colch. Colch. Colch Chisel is what it is. Get this big, big yummy drink vial in here. Lady Lager?

Twist and Stout? Or do you have the Time to Listen to Me Wine barrel aged IPA? They got Biff's Riff Lager, Cole Schizzle, Get This Big Big Yummy Drink Violentia, Lady Lager, Twist and Stout, or Do You Have the Time to Listen to Me Wine barrel aged IPA? We're back to you, Ashley. What do you think? Well, the last one's clearly Bronnie because you pointed at him. Did I? You pointed at him. He did.

Yeah. You pointed at him. Well, so that got your journalism here. We're doing it here, doing it right here and right now. I'm an investigative journalist and I've got Matt Stewart. He's got got. I'll tell you what happened there. Bronnie is sitting closest to me and I was just referring to him how frustrated with myself I was.

It's just a moment of connection that you've that you've misconstrued. I thought you were going to say you knew it was Bronnie because he's a big Green Day fan, but. Hey, I don't want you to wake me up when September ends. Wake me up at the beginning so I can enjoy it. Yeah, you're big footy. You love footy finals time. Love footy finals. obviously want to not forget. Tell you what, Saint supporters are like waking me up when September ends because you know we don't have a good time in

September. Alright so what do you think Ganesh, which way you going? Biff's Riff Lager, Biff's Riff Lager, Colchisel, get this big big yummy drink Violin-tia, Lady Lager, Biff's Riff Lager, Colchisel, get this big, big, yummy drink, Violentia, Lady Lager, Twist and Stout. Do you have the time to listen to me? Wine Barrel, Aged IPA. I think it's Twist and Stout. Twist and Stout, locking that in. I think it's Twist and Stout.

Ash, what do you think, Bronnie? I was going to go with that, but in this case, I am willing to get a different meal. Okay. Colchisel. Colchisel. Colchisel. Colchisel. Okay, lock that inchizl. Kalshchizl. Kalshizl. Kalshizl. Okay.

Lock that in for Brony. And what do you think, Al? Gosh, I mean, those are the two that I would have picked, but, um, let me think. You don't think, get this big, big yummy drink, Violin Dear? Is Violin... Cause it's like somebody thought it was a musical pun through just the word instruments. Well, it could be. I mean, it could be.

Yeah, it could be. Yeah, the word drinks in there. It's got all the elements. Yeah. I mean, but whoever refers to whoever refers to a booze is a vile of beer. And also, I see you've made it even cleverer than it is. Yeah just calling a beer a yummy drink. You know those craft beer nerds love to be vague. Yummy yummy get my drink it's hoppy and beer yum yum yum. What's the lady one? Lady Lager. Lady Lager and that's supposed to be a play on Lady Gaga. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, I assume. What about, do you have the time to listen to me? Wine Barrel-aged IPA. Let's see. That's, yeah. They do love a long run-up one as well. I don't know if you know this, but I host a show about craft beer called The Beer Pioneer.

Really? Yeah, actually, I think first episode of the second series that's coming out soon is we go to the Big Shed Brewery and I drink one of these beers. Oh, oh, oh, oh. How big is the shed? If I love a big run up, it must be the big, big yummy drink one. You want to change your answer? I'm going to go with colshizzle. Colshizzle as well.

Pleasure to share this meal with you, my friend. And you- Not weird at all. Well, you can change if you want. Nuh-uh. All right, here's who wrote the answers. Biff's Riff Lager, that was Ash. Nice.

I went, I went small. Yeah. Was that a song? Where's the pun in it? There's no pun. I just thought, the only word I could think of, I don't know why I got so stuck was riff. Yeah, no, it's great. And then I was like, what rhymes with that? It sounds like a great beer. I wasn't asking you to be a smart ass. I just don't really understand puns. And I, I couldn't figure out where it was. But it's because it wasn't there.

It's because neither do I. Yeah. It's a tricky question for people like us. If we're ever going to make a beer together, we can call Biff's Riff the honour of this moment. Yeah, I'd like that very much. Lady Lagar, that was me, the house. Is that a pun? I don't know, but it feels... I think it is.

I think it is. It's pretty good. Yeah. Uh, get this big, big yummy drink of vile into you. That was brawny. And he was genuinely surprised that you found an extra layer there for- Yeah. Vile.

Vile. I mean, that's really treating me like a bit smarter than I was. I couldn't think of anything. I couldn't think of drinks or music. But get the violin to you. It just like, it just makes- It's pretty good actually. It actually makes a lot of sense.

Yeah. I would have found something pretty good there. Yeah, thank you so much. Violin! Oh! Oh, you didn't even know what violin was. I just woke up. I'm gonna sleep this whole time.

I mean, Matt had to write, what, how am I pronouncing it? Slash what's the pun. Well, I just like, I'm like, oh no, I'm gonna, I was gonna muck it up. 100%. Cause I had to hit the in. Yeah.

And you did help me out by telling me that. I'm glad I asked. Twist and Stout, which Ash went for. That was Sophie. Okay. The house. Sophie, you got me. Oh my gosh. Do you have the time to listen to me one barrel aged IPA that was Alistair Tromba by Virgil. Nice. Like that

one. And that means Bronnie and Al were correct Colt Chisel. Nice. Delicious meal. Oh my gosh I just thought that maybe somebody sent it to you because you did that Listen Now podcast. Yes. And you did it the whole season on Cold Chisel. That's right. Well, I took a photo with the signed poster of the Cold Chisel. The whole band signed it. Their harmonica plays a regular at that brewery as well. Wow.

Really? And yeah, they approved, they like signed a thing saying they could use it as a name and stuff. Oh, that's awesome. That's cool. Does he do harmonica full time or does he have to work a day job as well? Do you think? It's a good question. They say he's in there quite a bit so it doesn't seem like he's got any sort of full-on day job. You know what his day job is? Taking care of his lungs so he can play the harmonica well. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, breathing steady.

They've just announced their 50th anniversary tour coming up. I got my tickets. Same in Melbourne. Colchisel, that is. The beer or the band? I'm going to go see the band Colchisel. 50 years of the beer. All right, question five, three to go. Comes from Kat Ford from Upper Hutt, New Zealand.

What is the title of a paranormal slash romcom book by Kimberly Lemming? What is the title of a paranormal slash romcom book by Kimberly Lemming? And there, you know, this is a question because it's a bit out there. Okay. While you're writing your answers, here's some more info about Cole Shizzle. The Big Shed website writes, The arch punsters at Adelaide's Big Shed have been added again with their latest release, and may have outdone themselves. For their take on the German Colsch style released in a very

limited number of kegs earlier in 2015 but later added to their core range, they've given it a good ol' Aussie reworking that offers a nod to the Rockers from their hometown that goes beyond the name Col Schizzle. Take a look at the artwork on the label and you'll spot Jimmy Barnes' headband and a microphone on the Reich-like Bird of Prey. The beer itself is Big Shed's step into gateway or sessionable territory, what with their prior releases all being of the more confronting the hoppy or ice cream inspired nature. As they say, it's ale masquerading as a lager, which in Colchizzle's case means subtle bready malt flavors backed up with a hop spiciness that makes you want to come

back for another. Good stuff. I'm both... Yeah, I don't understand so much beer language, but I do like the beers. But they can be wordy about it. I love that they do these days, they do market them as like session beers, like, oh, this is a beer that you could drink like, 12 of. Yeah, yeah. Because they're only like, 3.7%. Instead of a mid strength, they call them sessionable. The answer to question five are in, what is the title of the book by Kimberly Lemming?

It's paranormal, romcom book. Where did he wolf me? I definitely know I've been wolfed. But where did it happen? And where on my body and where in the planet? That's option one. Option two. It wouldn't be a rave without a ghost in a grave. Option three, MILF.

Nummies I'd like to frolic with. Withs in brackets. That time I got drunk and yeeted a love potion at a werewolf. Yeeted? Yeeted. That's great. Mysticism in Madrid. Or I'm a ghost, you're a ghost.

But let's not ghost each other, though. This is so funny. So, I think we're up to you. Back to you, Bronnie. Oh, God. Mist- What's the mysticism one? Mysticism in... Mysticism in Madrid.

Madrid. That feels like the most, you know, Dymix-y. You'd see that on a Dymix shelf. You could say that on a Dymix shelf. Oh, you're a Dymix man. Yeah. Well, you've said quite a bit there. I don't know if you realise. I want to take that one back.

Wait, what's wrong with Dymix? I have no idea. You're talking to someone who earlier said she has never read a book. That's true. What was the first one again? First one was, where did he wolf me? I'm actually going to go with where did he wolf me? Yeah.

Even though I'm- Because you're in. That's the point of a good title, right? Yeah. Yeah. What does this mean? Yeah. I mean, I'd read it at least. So, I win either way. There's paranormal in the wolf, there's paranormal in the... Why don't I know what happened?

Where in the world did Carmen Sandiego wolf me? Al, what do you reckon? Hmm. Al, what do you reckon? Hmm. Yeeting just seemed like a word that none of us would use. Mm, that's- And I still don't know what it means. I think it means throw, like piff or throw.

Yeah, right. I haven't heard piff for a long time. Piff, yeah. Ah, you piffed that so hard, a canes. That's a cane? Yeah, yeah. That canes. Oh, I piffed that so hard. Canes. Canes? Yeah, yeah. Oh, that canes.

Oh, I piffed it right in my arse. That canes. Suffer in your jocks. Umma. Remember that? Umma. Umma. Where does it cane, honey?

In my arse. I didn't realise people don't say puffed anymore. I walked up a hill and I was like, I'm puffed. Oh wow. And someone laughed at me. Really? What do they say? I'm out of breath.

I have run out of breath inside. I'm out of breath. I'm out of breath. I'm out a hill and I was like, I'm puffed. Oh wow. And someone laughed at me. Really? I'm still so puffed. I'm out of breath. I have run out of breath inside of my lungs. Hmm, wow. Well, no one ever just talks about the Rosemary bum dance from the first big brother. Or the turkey slap.

I'll never forget about the turkey slap. It was- No, I'll never forget. It was nation changing. 9-11 never forget about the turkey slap. It was... No, I'll never forget. It was nation changing. 9-11 never forget about the turkey slap. I'll go with Yeaton. Yeaton? Wow. All right. Yeaton for A-T-B. Michael Yeaton.

Mm. Alex P. Yeaton. From the family Ties. Yeah. Ties. Fantastic. Like is that like T-H-A-I-S. Is that it? Yeah. There's too many family sitcoms in the 80s and 90s. That was the best one. Yeah. Oh yeah.

Family matters, family ties, family distraught, family disrepute, family destroyed. Family feud. Family feud. And then of course, Steve Harvey's family feud. Yes. So did you lock that in so we just got you Ash? Can I hear them again please? Where did you wolf me?

It wouldn't be a rave without a ghost in a grave. Milf. Colin. Milfler. Mummies. I'd like to frolic. Open brackets with closed brackets. That time I got drunk and yeeted a love potion at a werewolf.

Mysticism in Madrid. Well, I'm a ghost, you're a ghost. But let's not ghost each other though. The though is my favourite bit of it. Yeah, I'm going to go with that one just for the though. I really like the though. The though is the best. All right. Here's who wrote the answers.

It wouldn't be a rave without a ghost in a grave. That was Kat, the question writer, aka The House. Nice Cat. The House also wrote mummies I'd like to frolic with. Wheels. Mysticism in Madrid. Mummies, of course, being like, you know, the Egyptian mummies. Oh, yeah.

I was there, yeah. I should have explained it before, because I think that would have got everyone to guess it. Yeah, yeah. You're all picturing mums Someone and be like unraveling Frolicked in years. Yeah, a frolicking mummy is a beautiful image You could have you could have put the parentheses on the word on and then you could have gone. Oh, yeah, I mean I'd like to unfurl

Oh, yeah That would be that's more guessable. I would have picked that one. Thanks for punching it up a little too late. But I reckon also if you're, if you die, like if you're a mummy and then you die and then you're kind of undead, I reckon you get a new virginity.

Ooh. Yeah. So you're reborn, you get a new Hymen. Yeah. Hymen grows back. Well, you know, yeah, it does. I mean, there would definitely be some, some matter that would at least form a wall. you get a new Hymen. Yeah. Hymen grows back. Well, you know, yeah, it does. I mean, there would definitely be some matter that would at least form a wall. After life, after Hymen.

Life after Hymen. That sounds like a great sitcom. Do you believe in life after Hymen? Even life after Hymen. The life according to Hymen. Mysticism in Madrid was Ash. That sounds so good. That was really good.

Yeah. It did stand out like in a different game. Yeah. That would be a very guessable one, but it stood out for the weird reason that it was the most believable. Which is why I was like, not my best, because I know that everything else is going to be so stupid. Yeah.

But I couldn't, I can't think of anything. I googled, I was like, I love the word mysticism and I literally googled sexual words that begin with M. Oh, and you got Madrid. And then I was like, I love the word mysticism and I literally googled sexual words that begin with M. Oh, and you got Madrid. And then I was like, I guess Madrid's the most sexual of places. Sensual, I don't know. Where did he wolf me?

Bronnie went for that, that was Alistair. Oh! Damn. You got wolfed. I'm a ghost, you're a ghost, but let's not ghost each other though. Ashton went for that, that was Bronnie. I love that.

Meaning Al was correct. That time I got drunk and yeeted a love potion at a werewolf. That's a real name of a book. That's a real name of a book. Well, there we go. I don't know books. Wow. There's another guy that we've done a bunch of questions for, an author called Chuck Tingle.

And he does like quite surreal, like much weirder than this. This one, he's like, Oh, I'm being haunted by Bitcoin which is stuck in my butt and it's handsome stuff like that he could have called a butt coin yeah I know there you go Chuck if you're listening come on mate Chuck love it it's handsome I mean I did also make that one up but still I've that's the one book I actually have like okay cuz of the butt stuff cuz of the butt yeah absolutely so again Al gets two points there and

Bronnie gets a point. Nice, I keep giving points to Al, which is really starting to grind my gears. It's very kind of you, Bronnie. You really need it. I'm living in a van, not dead. So that means, what have we got? We're up to question number six, second last question.

This one comes from Neige Green from Trenton in Nova Scotia in Canada. Oh, Al might have an advantage here. This one's really close. It was there recently. NS would be Nova Scotia? Oh, NS. Which means New Scotia, right?

Yeah, New Verlijksos, New Scotland. New Scotland. Can I ask Al if you know, anyone listening knows, if there's ever been a, like a government candidate who's used the frage, yes, for Scotia, vote yes, Scotia. Yeah, they use that frage. Because they could. They use that frage. They use that frage.

Yeah, yeah, a candidate called Arthur Morktang used that. It was a former meat guy. All right. So here's the question from Nige Green. What is 17th century Vatican librarian Leo Altius most known for? What is 17th century Vatican librarian Leo Alatius probably most known for? 17th century. 17th century. 17th century.

And while you're writing those answers, let me tell you more about the book. Cat writes, the synopsis is great. The main character is a cheesemaker called Bree. According to Goodreads, I haven't read this yet, but here's what they've got the synopsis as. Anyone else ever thrown a drink at someone's head only to miss entirely and hit a stranger behind them? Then have that stranger fall madly in love with you because it turned out that that drink you threw was a love potion? No? Just me? Well damn. Dealing with a pirate ship full of demons that

just moved into town was hard enough. Now on top of it I have to convince a werewolf that I'm not his fated mate. He's just drugged. Easier said than done. Though I have to say, having a gorgeous man show up and do all of your chores while telling you you're beautiful isn't the worst thing to happen to a girl. Alright. I mean, I think I'm pretty sure the downloads of that book are about to go through the roof. Because I am in. You're in. I'm in. Let's of that book are about to go through the roof. Through the skyrocket.

Cause I am in. You're in. I'm in. Let's do it. Let's make it a movie. Yeah. Can we option that? Can we have that?

I think if all we need to do is say can we and then we have, right? Okay, great. That's how it works. I'm pretty sure Kimberly Lemming is listening and I think that's it. If you're listening Kimberly, then that's a contract. Hey Kimberly. That's a verbal contract. We got you.

We got you. Nice try, but we's a contract. Hey Kimberly. That's a verbal contract. We got you. We got you. Nice try, but we've got you. Nice try making that IP, but I see you P, meaning I see your IP and I raise you, got it, it's mine now. Ours. Oh, yours. Geez. Oh, now I have to fight you for it.

No, we'll go halfsies, we'll go halfsies. Okay. Either of you want in on this? Brony Owl, no. Sorry, I'm busy. I want in. You're busy texting Owl? Sorry, I'm busy. Texting Owl saying, God, this sucks.

I want in, I want in. I'll find out what it is after. Can we, can we, can we shoot in your van? Can we use your van for transport? I want everybody to shoot in my van. Great. Just on the, on the record, you want everyone to shoot it in your van. That could be anything. To shoot it in my van.

You've shot it in that van, I bet. I may be shooting it in my van right now. I'm shooting me in my van. Yeah, absolutely. We can see you. The answers are in for the second last question here. Question six. What is 17th century Vatican librarian Leo Alacius most known for?

He secretly lived in the library, creating a hidden bedroom, which opened if the correct book was pulled off the shelf. That's me. That's my life. Yeah. Write what you know. He was a serial note writer. And when books thought to be lost to time were found, many of his notes were found, including one reminding him to get bread and milk. Classic.

Classic things you get. His collection of prohibited journals that detail the hidden ailments and venereal diseases of each pope in his time at the Vatican. Whoa. Whoa. Okay. He only wore two leaves to cover his bits. He also offered thin slices of the leaves to book borrowers to serve as bookmarks.

He would begin peeling a bit of the front leaf and say, you want a bookmark? Which they of course did want because it's handy to have a bookmark, But they didn't exactly want the one he was offering because it would reveal a little bit of his penis, which of course they didn't want. Geez, that's a real Sophie's choice. That's a paragraph. Upon discovering the rings of Saturn, he declared them to be the foreskin of Jesus ascended to heaven. Or after working in the library his whole life, he dedicated his skin to bind a Bible

that was gifted to Pope Innocent the 12th. Oh, Pope Innocent? I don't think we can all agree none of them are innocent. Yeah, and Zofras protest too much, I reckon. Where'd they get all those venereal diseases from? Each other. You know, there is a probably, I think, probably the most regular guest on this show is a guy called Dave Warnocky and his favorite or second favorite I think it's his second favorite Wikipedia page is sexually active popes

You were then gonna just go to list on waves ways that Dave is regular. Yeah, like regular bowels Yes, he's got a pretty chill calm life. Yes, the milk he prefers classic cows full cream. All right, so Al, we're up to you. Wait, okay. Here are your options quickly again. Secretly lived in the library. He had a collection of prohibited journals, which detailed the ailments and venereal diseases of the popes. He was a serial note writer and when the books were found, a lot of them contained his notes, including one saying, get bread and milk. He wore leaves to

cover his bits, but also hand them out as bookmarks. When the rings of Saturn were discovered, he declared them to be the foreskin of Jesus, or he left his skin to the Pope. To be made into a Bible for the Pope. Hmm. I mean, I was not going to answer this, but I feel like- You were just going to choose the past. Yeah. choose the path. Yeah, I was gonna choose, I was gonna choose the notes or, but I feel like I'm gonna go Rings of Saturn. Wow, I think that's an Ash App App. You can think

all you want. Rings of Saturn for ATB. What do you think AAPAP? It's all A's and all P's. I think it is this making skin out, making it the skin. Skin book. Skin book. I'm going skin book. I thought it was that too. Are you going to eat the same skin meal? No, I'll get a different meal. Why not? We're not sharing.

I mean, we are, we're not sharing. I'm going to get, no, we are sharing. That's why I'll get a different meal. Yeah, that's my philosophy. Sorry, I had to check in with my philosophy. I'll go with the prohibited notes. Journals. Yes. Yeah. The venereal diseases.

Yeah. Yeah. OK. Here's who wrote the answers. Secret bedroom. That was the house. Nice. The serial note writer. That was his house. That was his house as well. That was Nege, aka the house.

The one about bookmarks and loincloths or whatever. That was Brony. Absolutely, it was Brony. Really? Did you call it a power graph? That's what I heard. I had a really good time with it. Absolutely, it was Brony. Really? Did you call it a power graph? That's what I heard. I had a really good time with it.

Yeah, power graph, exactly. Did you love it for its length? I loved it for its length, I loved it for its content. I had a really fun time. I loved it. The imagery of it. Thinking about the bookmarks. I loved it for its length, loved it for its girth. Bit of dialogue in there. And for its jeopardy as well.

Like, you put yourself in that scenario. Do you take the bookmark? Yeah. Tricky. And does it, when he runs out of leaf, does he offer his dick as the bookmark? Mm, I mean, that's his ultimate goal, I believe. Because that's a way to get them to take you home. Yeah. What an exhausting job. Have to leave that sandwich in between. Yeah, on their nightstand. On their hip, you know, bedside table.

Uncomfortable, because imagine the stance he would have to take to like- He's planking. Oh, God. Hopefully he's just planking. Trunk hall. Sounds like wanking. It was almost something. What's wanking? The secret journal, venereal diseases, et cetera. Bronnie went for that. It was Ashley.

Oh, wow. Nice. Ash went for the skin Bible. That was Alistair Trombley-Berchel. So good. Well, thank you very much. I thought yours was good too. Meaning Alistair Trombley-Berchel was correct. Oh my God.

When the wings of Saturn were discovered, he declared them to be the foreskin of Jesus ascended to heaven. That's amazing. Jeez Louise. Jesus Louise. Jesus. Look, I's amazing. Jeez Louise. Jesus Louise. Jesus. Look, I don't deserve to have gone this well. It's just.

Well, it's not about what you deserve. It's about the fact that we pity you because you're living in a van right now. And we just want to give you something. You know? I am not dead in a van. It's very good. Yeah. All right.

Going into the final round. Here are the scores. Um, still anyone's going apart from the house to be honest. The house is on two points. Ash and Bron are on three a piece. Way out in front on ten points as Al said, Trump by Bertil. But this is worth triple points. So you can individually score nine this round. So if one of you dominates, you can still take it all out. Hello. Alright, well maybe I can still lose.

Maybe I'm not gonna write a stupid answer this time. And the final question actually comes from a Chicagoan improviser named CJ Tua. Amen. Amen. I went and saw his show, which was called... What's that guy's name again? CJ Tua. Birds and stuff.

What? What's the guy that did the He did Birds and stuff? What? What's the guy that did the Birds movie? Hitchcock. Hitchcock. He has a weekly show called Hitchcock Tales. It's been around for 10 years. It's like a drinking Hitchcock improvised show.

Love it. And it was so much fun. I thought you were going to say the More Pork Bird. The More Pork Bird, yeah. I mean if I'm ever back there and they ask for a suggestion, I'm going to say the More Pork Bird. See what you do with bird. See what you do with that. See what you do with that. So CJ's question is, this will be, you will want to write a paragraph for this one.

It won't stand out this time when you write your paragraph. Great. Good to know. So it's like, you want to write three, four, five sentences maybe. Great. The question is, what is the plot of the 1963 film 13 Frightened Girls? What is the plot of the 1963 film 13 Frightened Girls? Okay. And while you're writing your answers, let me give you... The plot. Right. The plot. Yeah. Yeah, a bit of a plot synopsis. While you're writing your answers, let me give you some more information about this guy thinking it was Jesus' foreskin according to Nij. Outside scholarly

circles, Alasius is perhaps best known today for his De Priaputu Domini Nostri Jesu Christi Diatriba, which is of course translates to discourse of the foreskin of our Lord Jesus Christ which was a minor essay mentioned in Fabricius's Bibliotheca Grega XIV. Oh yeah that is just that is that wait what was that 1417 I don't understand as an unpublished work. So it was never even published. They only know it by its name, I think. According to an unconfirmed 19th century source, its thesis is that the rings of Saturn, then recently observed by telescope, are the prepuce of Jesus, which is foreskin, but I don't know how to say it. Propuce is how it looks.

But I think we should say propuce instead of foreskin because it's a fun word to say. Propoose. You still got your propoose. Bronnie is like putting it into a sentence for instance. I wouldn't answer that. That's a full on thing to be asked. But I was like just for fun. They're the kind of things you could say. Man, I miss my propoose. That say. Man, I miss my propuse. Oh, that sort of thing. I miss my propuse so much. Yeah.

Something someone might say if they didn't have one. All right, the answer in for the final question. What is the plot of the 1963 film, 13 Frightened Girls? It's summer holidays in Zion, Utah. 13 girls take a midnight stroll into the slot canyons and find themselves trapped by fallen trees on both sides. Trapped amongst them are some undead Mormons trying to get their souls back.

The girls succeed in escaping these undead Mormons by making them confront their guilt and eventually killing them. They stack and use the bodies to traverse the fallen trees. Option one, option two. Scientists created a dozen clones of a local singing starlet. The creations are perfectly identical with a single difference.

Each version of her has a different phobia. The film features the original song, Shiver, Shake and Tingle. Option two, option three. A sleepover goes awry when Samantha's parents force her weird creepy brother to babysit her and herle. Option two, option three, a sleepover goes awry when Samantha's parents force her weird creepy brother to babysit her and her friends. It's the last weekend of summer and Sam has invited all the girls in her class over, but her big bro Lionel won't stop forcing them to watch him play with his samurai swords. After the first accidental slash to his own arm, the girls have to perform emergency triage.

Emergency triage? Is it to perform emergency triage. Emergency triage? Is it triage or triage? Tree. The girls have to perform emergency triage and call on their basic first aid skills to save their bleeding babysitter. And did I mention that Samantha passed out at the sight of blood? What a conundrum. Also, who am I?

Wouldn't you like to know? Please watch this movie. 15, that's the option three of four. That's the floating sentence we heard about. Don't think it is. 15 daughters of diplomats are in grave danger when communist assassins infiltrate their boarding school field trip. But two of them overcome their fear by posing as a secret agent named Kitten or Nick

Nicknamed Kitten and develop a crush on a real US spy Then you got option five a vampire or werewolf and a stitched together cadaver must put aside their carnivorous pass When they get jobs as grade school teachers while going vegetarian is, putting together an act for the Spring Talent Show is even tougher. Well finally, in a crisis of confidence at the age of 40, mother of 13 girls, Emanuela, comes to realize she no longer loves her children and schemes to scare away all the girls so she can relive her romantic youth with her husband, Mustafa. She's just mother of 13 and she's 30. Yeah, that's efficient.

I'm guessing there's some triples and maybe a few doubles in there. A few triple doubles. A few triple doubles. We're talking b-ball. We're talking b-ball. We're talking b-ball. Yeah. We're talking b-ball.

We're talking b-ball. I'm talking b-ball. I thought I was going to remember more of those words. Me too. We just both went me and Gago. It's D-A-G-O. Okay. San Diego?

It's not B-Ball though, is it? No, it's softball. We're talking softball. Yeah. We're talking softball. We're playing softball. That's the opposite, see? That's the opposite, you've done the opposite there.

There we go. Alright. Did you hit your head? Yes. Now he's back. Alright. Did you hit your head? Yes. Now he's back. Ash, you want to have first crack here? Can you remind me of the second one? The second one sounded.

Uh. 13 clones? 13 clones of the singing starlet. And that each has a different phobia. I like, for some reason that one really, I like that. Let's go, let's go that. Alright, locking that in for Ash. The third, one after that.

Sleepover goes awry. That one, that's me. Locking that in for Bronn. That leaves you, ATB. Let's see, what was one's second last one? Vampire werewolf and a stitched together cadaver. Yeah, I'm going to go with that. See, what was one's second last one? Vampire werewolf and a stitched together cadaver. Yeah, I'm going to go with that. I did like that one.

All right, locking that in for ATB. Here's who wrote the answers. In a crisis of confidence at the age of 40, mother of 13 girls, Emanuella, who scares them off so she can spend more time with her husband Mustafa. That was Alistair Tromba, virtual. Nice. The maths, the maths I knew. I was like, she can't have that many kids at that age. She was 40, but I couldn't correct you because he knows mine.

Oh, my God. It was 40. Did I say 30? No, you didn't. You just thought it was 30 after. Ash said 30. I didn't. Yeah. I was just snooping out to see if someone would. Whoa. I couldn't let you sniff me snooping out to see if someone would, would, uh, correct actually. I couldn't let you sniff me out and my plan worked too. Imagine if this is how I found out that I was losing my hearing. I was like, yeah, I'm 30. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Uh, the ones- It might be more just you're, you're losing your cognitive abilities. Oh, I never had that. Uh, pretty good for a horse though. Is that something that helps you, saying you're a horse? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're still doing pretty good because you don't live in a van, so I suppose. That's true.

The one about the summer holidays in Zion, Utah, where the Mormons are used to climb over trees. They're dead bodies, that is. That was Bronnie. I thought so because you said school holidays, and I was like, if it was American, they wouldn't say school holidays. Well, they say vacation. God damn it.

What about slot canyons? Didn't that get you back on board? That's... I mean as bad as you've been at this game, some elements you're very good at. Yeah, for an incredibly illogical person I'm really logical. That was meant to be a funny dissing of you, but everyone just took it on like it was real which made it feel mean and I was only... I'm sorry you've been very good at this game. Hot off the presses everyone listening for all this time you thought Matt Stewart was a lovely kind person turns out bully Batman. The sleepover that goes awry when the brother, Lionel shows his samurai swords. So much fun. Please watch this movie. Bronnie went for that, that was Ash. I forgot that had that bit at the end. I thought you might have. Yes! Yes! I knew that was you Ash. And damn it. A vampire werewolf and a stitched together cadaver. No. Al went for that. That was CJ aka the house. Nice. Well I feel good about CJ getting that.

Ash you went for the ones with 13 different phobias. That was also CJ okay the house. Meaning the correct answer was, I don't know if I can make sense of it. It's the one about 15 daughters of diplomats are in a great, in grave danger when communist assassins infiltrate their boarding school field trip. One of them develops a crush. That blackout when you read this one. And we're the real US spy. Yeah, that was when your eyes were rolling back in the back of your head.

I didn't, that's the first time I heard that one. That was the second one that I was like, this sounds stupid enough that it could be real. Oh, yeah. I thought, I thought at first it just sounded like somebody had got the number, remembered the number wrong. Like they went, oh yeah. Fifth, Matt must've said 15 and then, but then two of them were not scared. It turned out. So, Red Herring. It's all about the numbers.

Before we do the final score check, Rotten Tomatoes doesn't have enough ratings to give it a consensus from proper critics, but the audience give it 17%. Nice. It is not well liked. One of the audience reviews is one out of four stars from Matt Brunson and it writes, perhaps the worst film William Castle ever made or Noel Murray gave it two and a half out of five, said, 13 Frightened Girls is like a Disney version of a spy picture, completely devoid of anything objectionable aside from some outdated notions of gender roles.

But yeah, they don't love it. But anyway, final score check in fourth and final place on three points is Bronnie. Damn it. You know I've lost 18 grand finals, basketball grand finals, and I've never won one. And this is, this is that pattern I never win it. Well, not only you but you didn't make the grand final here. You were lost Yeah, yeah you were first last yes, which actually was ashes goal So yeah, so I'm really still your brand once again golf scores you win. Hell In third place, with the help of, half of the house's score came from CJ Tours answers

in the last round. It's the house on four points. On six points with the triple pointer in that last round, finishing second, it's Ashley APAP. Goal taker. It's still losing technically. But remaining out in front despite staying on 10 points is, as Al said, Trompey virtual. I can't believe it.

I can't believe it. It feels good. Do I need to do a speech or something? Yeah, quick speech. Any plugs? If people are in Montreal area, where can I find you? Well, I mean, you know what? When I first moved to Montreal in the first month, two people recognized me based off of being on your podcast. And so, but that hasn't happened since the first month.

So I'd like to plug me being in Montreal and I would love to be recognized by one other person. Yes. Go find out. Go see him. It never happens really. So you'd be out doing gigs most nights, most weeks sort of thing, you'd be out and about? I'm going out a lot at the moment, either English or French, you know.

You could just contact me on Instagram and I'll tell you if I got anything coming up. Or just go to any unmarked van and you might be in there. Exactly. Just look into every van. Alistair TB on Insta, is that right? On A Trombley Virtual. A Trombley, that's quite the opposite of what I... I used to have Alistair TB on Insta, is that right? On A Trombley virtual. A Trombley, that's quite the opposite of what I... I used to have Alastair TB.

I used to have Alastair TB and then I lost it and then somebody else took it. Oh, damn. That's weird. You're the only one in the world. How strange. I guess there could be other Alastair TBs. They might have tuberculosis. Ash, where can we find you? I'm actually crap app on everything because as Bronnie we spoke about before I like to joke about poo. On Instagram and

everything I'm doing four more shows of my four more nights of my show Restless which is an absurd stand-up at Theory Bar during Comedy Republic's Replay Festival. That's July 17th to 20th. Such a fun show. Thank you. Thank you. I love it. I love the rhythm of it. There's something about it. It's hypnotic. And you sort of, you prowl the stage left to right. I don't know. I really like it. It's like you're herding us.

I'm a shepherd. You're like an Australian dog. There we are. I'm a Kelpie like you're herding us. I'm a shepherd. You're like an Australian dog. There we are. I'm a Kelpie. You're a Kelpie, you're an Aussie dog. I am Aussie dog. I'm gonna rename the show Kelpie in brackets Aussie dog. Nice.

Yeah, come see that. Online, yeah, online's probably, Instagram's probably the place to see anything. And you got a web series as well, don't you? Yeah, yeah. It's, look. Is it on the Stupid Old channel? No, so it's on, we made it at Stupid Old,

but it's with a company called Powered Media, so they make all content made by artists with disabilities. And so it's called Scamp. It's like the stupidest, it's stupid. It's eight half hour episodes where I'm playing like a slightly heightened version of myself in like a clubhouse and people come on and there's stupid little segments. People have like scripted sketch phone calls and me making people do improv games and it's

very silly and you can watch it. It's free. So all eight episodes are up. You can watch that, et cetera. Incredible. Incredible. But also you can watch Spawn To cetera. Incredible. Incredible. But also you can watch SponToon.

Bronnie, here you go. Thank you. You can SponToon TV on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Also Bronnie with four underscores is me on Instagram. Where are the underscores? In between every letter? No, after. Bronnie and then followed by.

You've got to suppose where they are. With four, you guess where they are. No, after. After the end. Bronnie and then followed by. Of it. Or you can just suppose where they are. Yeah, that's fair. Before you guess where they are. Could be anywhere. Thanks so much for joining us. It's been a lot of fun and a record-breaking episode as we push towards two and a half hours. I'm sure it'll edit down to a neat hour fifty. Let's do two and a half more. Woo! Thanks so much for listening everybody. Please give us a five star review. Maybe tell your friends if you think you know anyone who might enjoy it. Maybe CJ Tua, you could just spread this episode through the improv community of Chicago. That'd be lovely.

I wanna see a real big spike in the Chicago downloads. Yes, CJ. Also come on my podcast, CJ. Improv Conspiracy Podcast. Yes, I'll hook you up. Also CJ, come on my podcast where we watch the TV show Pretty Little Liars. Let's all do each other's podcast.

Oh, come on, CJ, please. Cheers for tuning in to Who Knew It with Matt Stewart. Now that you know it, I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye. Brownie purple. You don't like that? No I do. Not just purples.

Purple, it's three different colours in one jumper. It's actually three old jumpers. Is it? Yeah. Oh my god, is it really? Yep. Who made it? I came across like a pop-up store full of RMIT fabric students and they were selling

these triple old jumpers for eight dollars each. That's amazing. I bought two. Wow. I would have bought five. That's amazing. Yeah. That's like, you're never going to find that again. No, I should have actually bought five now that you say that. Yeah.

Unless that class is running every year and they put up a stall. How long ago? You could have bought the three versions, or is there more than three? Al, you're good at maths. How many versions would you get out of three jumpers? Three. That's three, right? I thought it might have been one of those things that becomes like an up curve.

Wait, no, but could it be nine? Yeah, absolutely. It's a little bit three factorial. Where's the middle? Because the black has a middle bit. It's three by three. Yeah. Yeah, that's 9. Yeah, you can't make...

Yeah, there's only enough material for three jumpers in the first place. It makes sense that they would still... Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah. But that did... Yeah, I'm like, could it be? Could it be like... Oh, yes, three jumpers.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I still was like, I think you can make 9. Yeah, I know. I don't know. Oh, all right. Yeah, I still was like, I think you can make nine. So, Ashley, Connor will clip out little bits and pieces throughout the show from stuff like this and put it at the end if it's funny. So, I imagine you're going to feature heavily with some of your mouth guitar riffs. That's huge pressure for big solos.

Hey, someone's got to do it. I can do it. You can do it. I can do it. Give me a- A major. You want a key? No, no, no. Hey, Brody, Brody, come on, come on, come on. Come on. Confidence means too high.

You want a genre? You want a rhythm? Give me a- maybe give me like a genre or a kind of theme that will inspire the sound? Arousing, arena rock. Arousing arena rock. Okay. Imagine like fog and there's like... I am roused. Yeah. And I feel like we rocked that arena. Yeah, that arena is the, yeah. That arena is...

The mission of Rod Laver, you reckon that was? Yeah, that's... Oh, I don't know. Well, that's what it was before you just destroyed it. Now it's a ruin. It's giving a bit... I feel like it's just a slightly smaller scale. Maybe Margaret caught.

Oh, yeah. You know? And Margaret got caught by the sweet... Being terrible. Being terrible and by the sweet sound of that song. She got caught out going, fuck, I'm a rock it. I'm a rock chick. Yeah, all of a sudden, I think that riff was so powerful that she believed in equality

afterwards. I would love to see that record head banging. You know, you feel like just like even that brain hitting the sides of her skull might actually straighten around a little bit. Yeah, absolutely. Just, although, although I think actually head trauma does make you more right wing. So actually it might make her hate people. That would explain my father.

Welcome to Papa talk. Yeah. It's time to talk pop, popper. Time to talk pop. Time to pop. Oh, that is the, that is the opposite of my last name. Here we go. Um, well, maybe it's also, we've got a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of

a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit of a, a little bit Yeah. It's time to talk pop, popper. Time to talk pop. Time pop. Oh, that is the opposite of my last name. Here we go. Maybe it's also we think about it. There's a lot of like really hardcore metal fans often tend to also be like really sober and really like straight edge. Yeah. Do you think that's why? Do you think it's the smashing of the brain in the head is made? Honestly, this is all I can handle. Maybe it just reverses who you are.

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that actually makes you much kinder to people. Okay. So what you're saying is if a baby seems evil, that's the one time where shaking a baby is actually supposed to do it. Yeah. So if you go back in time, you should actually shake Baby do it. Yeah. So if you go back in time, you should actually shake baby Hila.

Exactly. And then he will reign upon earth much generosity and kindness. I'm starting to think we've lost Al. Yeah, me too. Or he's just so pleased. If this gets kept in, all we can see of Al is like a maniacal smile. I'm going to try and take a picture before he- Oh, he's gone. Oh no.

That- I was thinking the same thing. Damn it. Now it's just us. Now, the way that it's just going between us now is eerie. Yes. Do you want me to do another song? Sure. In the meantime? What about like a folk- Why don't you try and do a song that

Bronnie hasn't yet, but you think one day will write? Oh, okay. Wait, so I'm going to have to do lyrics as well then. I mean, I can. You can do lyrics or sort of gibberish noises. Okay. Well, Bronnie, can you do the- Both Bronnie, can you do the backings and I'll do... Okay, the frontings. The frontings.

Are we doing folk? It's hard to do folk with the mouth. The intense eye contact that's happening is your shoulders go up and down. It's alarming. I don't even know what instrument I am. Okay. I'm going on the road to find a new kind of toad. I'm done with frogs, I'm done with mice, I'm done with lice and I'm done with rice.

All I want to do is find a new kind of toad. You want to find a new toad? A new kind of toad. Because you're done with rice and... Lice. Nice. And mice. That is kind of...

And frogs. The kind of theme... That was mentioned. The themes I write about. Things I'm done with and things I'm in search for. You're so into amphibia. Yeah. I wasn't so much drawing from you as thinking of anything that could rhyme.

Yeah, that's- You know, and that's kind of my plight. So, you disregarded most of Matt's prompt. Look. All right. No. You know what? I'm gonna try again. Was that a no? a no and or no? It was a yes and dot dot dot. Also.

Where did this come from? It was a yes but actually. Yes but. Look, Al's back. Hey, Al. Thank God. Hello, everybody. Yes, I've moved to phone internet because I'm too far away from the house with the Wi-Fi,

it seems. This fan is killing you. And look, I am really hot in this fan, but it's OK. We're doing good. That's cool. Hey, I'm so glad you're feeling confident in yourself, Keir. I appreciate everybody. I love you all. You've just hit summertime over there, though.

Yeah, it's still spring, still spring. It's been very hot. Yeah, right. So it's it's squashed. Exactly.. It's been very hot. Yeah, right. So it's, it's, it's, exactly. It is scrotuminal. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. It's baby smooth at the moment. Baby smooth. You know, we did a, I do another podcast called Jugo On,

and we did a whole episode on Cher and I think it was that day that I found out that they're the lyrics. I always thought it was, do you believe in love after love? Hmm. Whereas it's much more dramatic for her. She's like, oh no, no, no, without love is there life? Yeah. And I would argue the answer is depends.

Yeah. I think it's probably up to the individual. I think it's up to the person. But in Cher's case, we know that we'll never know the answer because she doesn't answer it. She just tells us what she feels. Oh, I was going to say, because we don't, is she living after love? Or is she merely existing?

She is still alive. Yeah. Oh, good point. Or is she also a robot? Oh my God. Do you think she's in with Big Bird? The same people who made the birds. Have we already, has someone already explored what meatloaf wouldn't do? Oh. That. The meat or the man. He would do anything for love, but he won't do that. Oh yeah. What's he being asked of at the time?

I think he's asking to eat ass. You think is that? Yeah, yeah. He's like, I don't want to get joddier. And do you think, do you think from his perspective, he's singing to a lover who is spread on the bed at the time? Yeah. He's like standing at the bed, at the bed, like at the tail of the bed. And he's like pointing saying, I won't do that. I won't do that. He spread on the bed just after they wed. He'd rather be dead than give that ass head. What is he married to Jara Vegemite? What's going on here? Why are they spreading it on the bed?

Am I right? All right. Okay. Connor edited that out and everything else I've said. Hey, hey, hey, hey, Connor. Hey, Connor, can you can you make it so that everyone listening thinks that Alistair's actually doing really well, not in a van, thriving better than anyone could ever imagine. Yeah, maybe whenever he talks he's gonna have like birds chirping. Birds chirping, yeah. Or saying, more pork! More pork! Or the sound of like a live studio audience applausing. We just want things to get better for him, he's really struggling out there.

Connor, can you put a really wet reverb on my voice for the entirety of the episode? Wait. Horsely would be quite a good name as well. Horsely. Oh, Horsely. Well, I do have a joke about the fact that the spelling of my name, which is L-E-Y-A-S-H-L-E-Y is my spelling, but the L-E-I-G-H is usually for horse girls. So. Oh yeah. Yeah. Well, you can just, you can actually be a horse girl by removing the ash and putting a horse in there. Or I become a horse. Or just play the horse guitar. I mean, play the electric horse.

I think it sounds more like a cat. Rarararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararar Yeah, well the fingers are the only thing selling that it's guitar These fingers. Yeah, I go like this if you're listening fingers you go there fingers are such good salespeople I'm you know why because everyone says don't fret and I go. What are you talking about? How am I gonna play my guitar? You know your fingers are so weird. I might subscribe to Matt's patreon You gotta see it you gotta see it to believe it You gotta see it. You gotta see it to believe it. You gotta see those fingers in my van. I don't know what that means. It wasn't supposed to mean anything. because it seemed like I was, my area was the only area people were talking about seeing at the time up until this point. So I thought, well, I've got to put the other thing that we got to see into the van. That's actually the phrase that you said that made you get deported to Canada.

Yeah. And that's like, okay, look, you've talking about this van, you can have it. You've got to go to a different continent. I'd love to see your fingers in my van. Also you twirled your mustache as you said that. It's really, you're not really making a good case for yourself. Yeah. I want to tie those fingies down on a railroad track.

That's what's with the twirling. Yeah. This is going so good. Someone's got to do it. And has come up in recent weeks, since Rob Braaslem was on, he start in the break part, he said, what's the ad for? Can we make it for Australian salt? And then he just started coming up with, with mottos and what do you call them?

Slogans for Australian salt. Sure. Do you have like an underrepresented industry that you would want to give some advertising time to? Let's see. In Australia? Could be. Well, you're in Canada if you want to give a Canadian industry some help. What about Aussie dogs? Aussie hot dogs, you know, Aussie dogs, because in a country where people love sausages and sausage sandwiches, the humble hot dog lays uneaten.

You see, they have these red skinned hot dogs that nobody really wants because they've got that red skin and it looks disgusting. But Aussie dogs don't do that. They offer a nude dog, a nude Aussie dog as Aussie and as nude as an Aussie is on the day of their birth. Aussie dogs, coming soon to a bun near you. Incredible. Yeah, that's great. Really good. One near you. Incredible. Yeah, that's great.

Really good. Bronnie, how would you advertise Ozzy Dogs? Ozzy Dogs? You date. Sometimes they woof. Sometimes they take you down to the creek and and make you frolic in the sun because that's what they need. And you want to give them everything they need. An Aussie dog makes you live longer.

An Aussie dog makes you have more friends. An Aussie dog is the great life extender. Get yourself an Aussie dog. Let it die before you. What about you, Ash? And what about you, Ash? What's your pitch for advertising the Aussie dog industry? Whether that be apparently like edible hot dogs or I think like Kelpies? I guess a cattle dog. Alright, this is my take on Aussie dogs. Are you a true blue Aussie dog? All right, this is my take on Aussie dogs

Are you a true blue Aussie dog? Then bloody get your mates and bloody get down to wherever you got to get down to because if you're an Aussie dog You get your Aussie dogs and you bark together Aussie dogs are all about friendship Aussie dogs are all about Men's mental health. That's right here at Aussie dogs are all about men's mental health. That's right, here at Aussie Dogs, we want you to be supportive of your friends and the trials and or tribulations in which they go. While barking up a storm, woof woof, support your friends, support the Australian landscape of agriculture. How can you do so?

Woofen with your friends around a fire about your problems. Go to ozzydogs.facebook for our community group in which we meet Wednesdays. There will be Ozzy Dogs, the actual hot dog in a bun product in which we all know and love. And there will be a bunch of Ozzy Dogs. Ozzy dogs, get them in you get it up in your friendship. I thought yours was gonna be, are you an Aussie dog? Did you steal my Akubra hat? Don't be an Aussie dog, give my hat back. Are you an Aussie dog? Did you fuck my wife? Fucking hell mate. Did you fuck my Australian wife you Aussie dog? Are you an Australian man who slept with my wife?

You fucking Aussie dog. Oh this has been paid for by my life savings. I know one of you has had sex with my wife and so that's why I've taken out this ad on podcasts to find you. And cover for you Aussie dog. If it is you please call me. Is your name Graham? Is your name Graham and I found your phone number in my wife's phone, along with a bunch

of pictures of your genitalia? Are you that fucking Aussie dog? Please call me and tell me so I can thank you for finally giving my partner what I have not been able to give her. Unfortunately, I am in a depressive state, but thanks to a local community group group called Aussie Dogs I am fighting my way out with the help of friendship and community so maybe come join us and stop having sex with my wife. To me again you're listening to another episode of Here and You with Matt Stewart and I just want to follow up my last ad to say turns out I'm the Aussie Dog. We've had a chat me and my wife and turns out I

did a lot of things wrong. I had no idea. And I'm Graham. Actually, my name is Graham. And, uh, and, uh, when I hit my head a couple of weeks ago, turns out, uh, I forgot a lot of things. I became the opposite person of who I was beforehand. I woke up in a van. I woke up in a van. Apparently I've been undergoing an incredible sleep paralysis and

doing some immoral things. By the way, I find your voice- I have deep regret. Ashley, I find your voice to be unbelievably listenable. There's just a perfect amount of crunch in it. Like I know it's a weird thing- Oh, thank you. Crinkle, crinkle, crinkle.

I was about to say, maybe that's what crinkle, crinkle is all about at the end of the day. It has a great husk and you know, like, yeah, I, I would like to hear like a librarian or something like that with that name, with that voice. A librarian? Maybe like a, you know. Okay, what can you, can you tell me like, what's the, give me one thing that the librarian cares about.

Books. Okay. You are good, Gordie. Is that the kind of thing you look, is that level one or is that? Yeah, baby, keep it obvious. No, that's level 12. Don't try too hard. That's what we do.

I'm very happy to have everyone here for group reading. I know we did talk about getting into the computer lab and we're gonna teach you nice elderly folk here more about typing but I would like to refer you to the ultimate medium in which we ingest information and that was I know I bang on about it all the time but books really are the cornerstone of learning. And so here I have my favourite book, Arm Dough's Recipes on How to Be the Best in the Biz. It's my favourite book. Is you an Aussie dough? My god, you were right, that was awesome.

I could have listened to that for hours. Yeah, can't wait for the- I want to take that and put it on loop and that's what I'm have listened to that for hours. Yeah. I was just going to take that and put it on loop and that's what I'm going to sleep to for now. That was so relaxing. Thanks. The thing is, just because you've done improv for a long time doesn't mean you know anything

at all about the things. And I happen to not read anything at all. So I was like, what are books? Whose books? How long have you been doing improv? So you said Bronnie was your first teacher. Ten minutes. Ten minutes. anything at all. So I was like, what are books? Whose books? How long have you been doing improv? So you said Brony was your first teacher. Ten minutes.

Ten minutes? We've been doing ten minutes. When you said he was your first teacher, when you met today. Yeah, when we met today. He said, hey, you know, just yes, Ann, that's the kid. He grabbed me by the shoulders and goes, listen here, don't fuck this up for me. Just agree with everything I say.

Yeah. And everything will be fine. And I would, yes, papa. No, I think a decade ago. Yeah, I think so. I think end of 2014 was when I started. So, this is our 10 year friend anniversary. Oh, hello. Oh my gosh.

Oh, hello. That's nice. That is nice. Introduce yourself. When did we do it? We did it for like maybe like six months or something, didn't we? Yeah, it might have been around 2014 as well. 2014, 2015, because I had a child be born around that time.

So, you guys are 2015, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, we're in a different location. 2015. Oh, yeah. And are you still there at the Improv Conspiracy? I am, yeah. Still taking classes? Yeah. Kill on it. Do I read on your website you're writing classes? Yeah, I write the whole curriculum there.

Yeah. Yeah. Amazing. It's huge. Yeah. Thanks. Shouldn't you be improvising it? Fuck.

I was teaching a class once, and the guy was like, wait, so you don't plan anything, so you didn't put this session in your calendar? And I was like, come on, mate. You're taking my words out of context. That's good stuff though. It sounds like a child trying to catch you out. That's so funny.

I think you planned a lot of things to get here, didn't you? You planned where you put your keys in your car. You're actually not that spontaneous, mate. Yeah. I've seen you out and about and I've seen you making very clear cut decisions. There's nothing spontaneous about what you're doing. You got me. I quit after that. No more corporate classes. Corpi Classoes. You ever called them that?

Corpi Classoes. Yeah, yeah. Corpi Classoes? Another Corpi Classo. Welcome everyone. Another Corpi Classo. I'm going to teach you fucking suits, how to fucking live, c***. Yeah. Want me to do another riff of some kind. Give me a genre, Brony. Spicy Latin.

I think that was Mario Brothers. But this. I think that'll work beautifully as the jingle for Australian dogs. Australian dogs. With all these voices being like FAAA! Alright. Look, I'm not going to say anything but it's not my best. I was trying to work for the word non-corporeal. Ooh. Mmm. Non-corpore-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r- adds. Get more pork on your fork. Get more pork on your fork. They should do that. They should get the bird involved. What are you talking about the bird? Get all of us. Oh get all of us. Dressed as more pork. There we go. You're paying more pork. Like how there's people in like a horse costume, there's two people. Make it a four person bird suit with all of us going more pork. Good Aussie pork supported by good New Zealand birds. By even better New Zealand birds.

These two cultures have been allies for many years and now they come together in the name of meat. I'm weird Larry and here's what I've got to say about New Zealand and Australia. We need more pork. Aussie hot dogs. Aussie dogs? Aussie dogs. What's everyone's? OK, go around and say the name of their favourite dog. Mine's Marshall. Wait, the name of your favourite dog name or-

No, the name of a dog you like. Mine's Marshall. He's my dog. OK. OK. I think Marshall, I think yours has the same name as Joe Rogan's dog. Butter Potinkin. How do you feel about that? Amazing. I would say my favourite dog is probably Saran Jharmana's dog, Larry.

Weird Larry. He is a bit weird. I was actually I might have been inspired by Larry there. All right. This probably isn't surprising having a couple of improvisers on, but this is now the longest ever episode. Are you serious? We did it! And it's so funny that Al's been sitting in a van. It's so funny. We've all got tickets on our cars. I'm so sorry it's the longest episode ever. I'm not sorry at all. You're welcome. I think, look, if you don't mind, I don't mind.

Oh, great. Yeah. There are times, like there have been times where I've been looking at Al going, it is late, it's getting late for him. And I can see him going, all right. Sorry, Al. We appreciate you.

It's okay. It's mostly also just been like the gaps. I guess you're writing things as well, Matt. We appreciate you. It's okay. It's mostly also just been like the gaps. I guess you're writing things as well, Matt? Yes. I'm normally better prepared, but I'm writing some answers this week. That's all good. In real time. Sorry about that.

This was my most distracted answer, but. Yeah. I'm just happy to be involved. Well, hey, we're so happy to have you. You are an oft-requested guest. Ooh. And people were sad when you were going away. They're like, I hope that doesn't mean we will stop hearing them on the various

Do Go On Network podcasts. I will try to do more. You got to do a, you got to come on and do a Do Go On report again sometime. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Al, I think you and I have spent the most time on Zooms than, I'm more time on Zooms together than in real life. and I have spent the most time on Zooms than- more time on Zooms together than in real life. Yeah, I think this is- we've spent more time together since I've left the country than while I was in the country.

That's not true. I don't think we spend the most time together in dreams. Absolutely. You and me frolicking on each other's horse backs. Sorry, Connor. Mummies, I'd like to- We each have a horse and we ride each other's horses. Yeah. There's stains everywhere. Alright, I need to write a stand-up.

Oh, so you talk and then write. I wake up on silent time and think... I keep worrying that like... Oh, wait, okay. I keep thinking I'm so slow because I'm like, oh, Ash is already back to chatting and I'm busy being bad at writing answers. Yeah. The problem is I'm also writing.

Normally, I would have pre-done all this, but I ran out of time today, so I'm also having to write my answers. Oh, nice. Sorry. That's all right. So you can- do you want to host for a bit? Yeah, yeah. Welcome to another episode of Who Knew It with Matt Stewart. I'm the titular Matt Stewart and I have three guests and they bring their own answers to

the questions and three of them are right and two of them are wrong and some of them are written by the house and the odds always favour me the house! I love how wet your voice sounds. written by the house and the odds always favor me the house. I love how wet your voice sounds. That was dry. I would have said dry, but you thought that was pretty wet. I thought there was a build up. In post, yeah, Connor's made mine wet as. Listen to how wet my voice sounds. I meant that it sounded like there was a bit of phlegm starting to build up

and you were not able to speak through it. The voice wasn't able to. Connor, could you put this in in put this in a large chamber and turn it out as wet as you can hello there that young listener well welcome to my chamber here here i'm housing Here I'm housing three editions of my memoir. My memoir titled, Listen, Listen to the Siren. Isn't it? I must have smelled something delicious because boy is my mouse glirting. Whatever I felt, you know how nice I felt while Ash was talking before?

That made me feel the opposite. Yeah, you used mine to wake up. Yeah, yeah. You're my new alarm. Yeah. Can we let's do an episode of Al's sleep podcast. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's put him to sleep. Yeah. Hello, Susha. And welcome put him to sleep. Yeah. Hello. Hi. Shusha. And welcome to Shusha Guided Meditations.

Today we have a guest, Shusha. Please welcome Ashley and Bronnie. Hey. Hi. We're going to guide you through a little forest. Oh, what's that, a squirrel? How whimsical. It's a whimsical squirrel, it's got a little hat.

What's that hat made out of, Ronnie? That hat is made out of fleece. It's a fleece hat. Keeping the head warm, even though that head's covered in fur. Oh, well sometimes even if their head's covered in fur. Oh, well sometimes if your head's covered in fur, you get a little chilly in the wintertime. Yeah, we're not all built for all seasons. No, and this little squirrel has psoriasis on his scalp.

Brawny, are you one of the beetles? Yes, I'm a... What is it? What was it called? The snuffle beetle? What? Snoofer? The snoofer beetle. I'm the fifth beetle. The snoofer. George, I mean, George never wanted me to play on the records because my fingers are too long for his fretboard. I kept breaking the instruments with my sheer power. And back then, I had to come by Les Paul, the quality of his. And no one really knows.

Les Paul. That's a good drink. Les Paul. Les Paul. Les Paul the drink. Les is more pour. Razor glass. Les Paul. more pour. Raise a glass. Lez pour. Lez pour more pour. I think I need lez pour and more pour.

I've listened to a Lez Paul album and it's him and it's called Lester and Chester. It's just two guys who just play lead guitar. Chester never goes off the ground. And you know what it sounds like? It sounds like... A growl on that one. That was really good. You do that on great pipes. You play a really good electric horse. You know someone's got to do it. You could be the harmonica player for Colt Chisel.