Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 94 - Joel Zammit, Adam Carnevale and Maren May

Episode Date: July 1, 2024

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode features comedians and podcasters Joel Zammit (Plumbing the Deathstar), Adam Carnevale (DnD Is For Nerds) and Maren May (Gravity Won't Make You Fall In Love)!Zammit's Board Game Kick Starter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dndnerds/jarrens-outpostCheck out Matt's stand up special FREE on YouTube: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!See the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith and Logo by @muzdoodles! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, it's year 2024 and I'm here to tell you that we're doing a live 100th episode, August the 3rd at Comedy Republic in Melbourne. It's going to be so much fun. Tickets are going quick, so grab them now. Picture this, you're at a picnic with pals and bam, you suddenly feel unwell. But going to the clinic, not the ideal weekend plan. Well, those days are over. Maple's virtual care has got your back, with 24-7 access to licensed doctors and nurse practitioners within minutes. Need a diagnosis or prescription? Sorted right from your phone, right in time for your next picnic. Download the Maple app today and have more summer this summer. Welcome to Who Knew with Matt Shute, the show where the guests write the wrong answers.

I'm the titular Matt Shute and our first guest is host of the You Can't Blame Gravity for Falling in Love podcast. It's Maren May. Oh my god. Hello. Maren, what a pleasure to have you here for the first time. First time. I'm very excited.

I would like a couple of days ago I did your podcast. Yep. It was all about crushes. Yeah, yeah. And it was a beautiful experience. It was beautiful, wasn't it? Will it be out about now? It will be out any minute now.

Oh, well, this will be out this week. Oh, nice. So these might be dropping at the same time. What a beautiful pairing. Hell yeah. That is a beautiful pairing. And you know what is embarrassing? We did that whole podcast and I've known you for what?

Two or three, four years? Yeah. And I learnt today how to pronounce your name when I overheard you introducing yourself to our other guest tonight. Our second of which is host of the Plumbing the Death Star podcast, it's Joel Zammit. Hello, thank you for having me.

Hey, thanks so much for being here. Anytime. And our third guest this week is host of the Plumbing the Death Star podcast. It's Joel Zamet. Hello. Thank you for having me. Hey, thanks so much for being here. Anytime. And our third guest this week is host of so many podcasts, such as D&D is for Nerds, Getting Fruity with Matt and the Boys, and Do Go D&D. It's Adam Cannavale. Hey! Hi, it's nice to be here again in the home of Getting Fruity with Matt and the Boys. We haven't done an episode of that in a long time.

It has been a minute, yeah. I kind of forgot to- We I should get back in and... Yeah. Have we ever covered peach? I... Hang on, wait. Or peaches. Apples.

We've done apples. Yeah, we've done apples, we've done bananas, we've done cantaloupe. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think we've done peaches. We should. We should do some peaches. We should re-re-reconvene.

It is, and I know we say this joke often, but it is ripe for peaches right now. That is a classic getting fruity line. And Zemmett, is it true you got a board game coming out? Yes, we do. We have a board game that's based on one of our D&D campaigns, Jaren's Outposts. And hopefully, if Matt, you're a very good boy, you'll put the link in the show Nose to the Kickstarter where you can Notify your if you want to go there you can click a button you can notify on launch when we finally launch it

We've been working on this bad boy for about six years now, maybe longer. I tell you what it's consumed me I will put that link in if you send it to me. Oh, I will yeah, okay Oh, I will and then I reckon that I'll give it about a 50-50 I will. Yeah, okay. Oh, I will. And then I reckon that I'll give it about a 50-50. Well, either way, you can search for Jared's outpost and hopefully a Kickstarter will pop up or maybe the website. I don't know. That's, I don't know.

That's so freaking exciting that you're making a board game. Love that. I can't wait to see, Mara, in your board game for You Can't Blame Gravity for Falling in Love. Me too. I'm really excited to see that. All right. So the way the show works is, and Mara, and this is your first time on, so this is mainly for you, the way it works is I ask a relatively obscure trivia question and our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answers out as well as the real one.

And I have to guess which one is correct. And the first question comes from listener Hero from Tokyo, or now in Alabama actually. And Hero's question is, the Russian idiom... Oh my god. Hero, just in future if you throw up any more Russian idioms, can you give me the phonetic? Is it written in the Cyrillic alphabet as well? No, no. Mercifully. Yeah, mercifully.

Maybe this is the phonetic version. All right. Here's the question. The Russian idiom, kuyum grushi okhla chivet, is used to call someone lazy. What is its direct translation? So you got to translate a Russian idiom into English. I should just quickly check. Do any of you speak Russian? Because obviously I got that pronunciation bang on.

I do, but I didn't get what you said. Do you actually? No. Oh, thank God. Thank God. Had me tricked, had me fooled. Yeah, that's why My Marin's good at this. Who is my friend I until recently knew as Marin.

Anyway, while they're translating, Kuliem gruszy okolachavit. I'll let the listeners know how the scoring works. So get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestants and another point if you correctly guess the answer. And by the way I'm also playing as the house and I've put into my own fake answer for each question and I get a point for each one of those that our guests choose. So each of us can score up to three points per round which seems fair but the probability according to a mathematician listener actually favors me the house.

What? Yeah which is why the final, you three get triple points and the house does not. And since I've done that, the house is nearly not one at all. Maybe we should just go back a double point. I might have overcorrected, I'm not sure. Anyway, our questions come from our great Patreon supporters. If you want to submit a question, sign up on any level via patreon.com slash dogo on pod linked in the show notes. All right. sign up on any level via patreon.com slash dogo on pod linked in the show notes. Hmm.

All right. It looks like the the answers even are in. Oh, while I'm just quietly cutting and pasting, I should let the listeners know the hundredth episode is going to be live at Comedy Republic on August the third. Tickets available now. Can you do a very quick, another very quick thing? Can you do me a favour? Can you, your screen, just push it a little further?

Oh, yeah, thanks. You're being, um... Adam, you're... He's such a nice boy! Before we do... You could have cheated so hard! Be like, oh, hmm, is the answer going to be this one? A, B or C? Oh, let me get a read or think.

Hmm, I don't know. I could't know. Every single time. Before we start a recording, Adam, kind of our late, did make a real point of letting us all know what a good boy he is. I mean, proof's in the pudding. That's a fun saying, isn't it? It is fun. Proof is in the pudding. Does that have a German? Have you heard of that one? That's a fun saying, isn't it? It is fun. Proof is in the pudding. Does that have a German? What's it doing there?

Have you heard of that one? I mean, I've definitely heard it before, but it just makes me chuckle a little bit because why? What's it in? Why in the pudding? I don't know. It's, I think it's, is it Italian or Greek where they have that coin in like a thing and the pudding.

It's Greek. It's Greek. And so they put that in there and then like when you, that's the proof, right? The proof of money. That sounds super- money. It is a real thing to put a coin in a cake and then the person who gets the coin- Yeah, and that's where the phrase comes from. But it feels- you- your face right now is the face of you when you're lying.

Correct, yeah, yeah. You made that up. Yes, yes, yes. There you go, see? See? I got him. I'm on his way, boy. You too. It's a good practice run, I loved it. I'm just the way. You too. It's a good practice run. I loved it. I'm just testing the waters.

That's his un-lying face. But there was no points for that, right? Absolutely not. Points. All right. The answer for question number one, the Russian idiom, куям куиши окала чивак, is used to call someone lazy. But what is its direct translation?

You've never flown a real plane before. Your couch imprint will be studied eight thousand years from now. OK. Chew your vegetables at least twice a day. A bear too lazy to look through a rubbish bin. If you added one and two, you'd get zero or knocking pears from the tree with your schlong.

So it means lazy, you say? Yeah. OK. Zamit, I think just because of where you're seated, you get first crack on question one. What are you thinking? Uh, OK, so if you were to knock some pairs off a tree with your schlong, that's that's not lazy. That's showing some kinds of like ingenuity.

Yeah, that's right. That's a compliment. Yeah, that's like problem solving. Yeah. Um, so what was the second one? Was that like the couching print? Couching print. OK, because's like problem solving. Yeah. So what was the second one? Was that like the couch? Couch and print. OK, because it's like eight thousand years. Eight thousand years. Yeah, I'm going to go with that one. That seems that's pretty lazy.

Yeah. And remind me a bit of The Simpsons. I like that. So I'm going to go with that one. Lock that in for Zammat. What do you think, Maron? What was the second last? I think I missed that one. Second last was if you added one and two, you get zero. Oh yeah, I like that one. A bit of maths for me because that's how I add things too.

Yeah, one and two. 47. Well, that's the opposite of lazy. You come up with a great number. Yeah, you're working extra hard. You're doing more counting than you need. Why is higher better though? Higher could be worse.

What's the rules of this game? Oh my god. It's extra effort to get you to the wrong place. And that leaves just you, Adam Connivallay. So I agree with Joel. I do not think that the slapping one's schlong against the tree feels like, figuratively and literally, the harder way of doing that.

Mm-hmm. I... The bear in a trash can. Think about this. You're lying below a pear tree. Right? Yeah. And someone who's not lazy climbs up and picks them out. What does a lazy person do? Just whacks their schlong against it. I guess.

I hope they fall down. OK. Maybe I was too quick to dismiss whacking your shlong against the pear tree. He does have a vested interest in not picking his answer though. He does. I'm glad you disagreed with that, though, because someone had to, and maybe someone with a shlong.

Yeah, fair enough. Thank you so much. The bear with the trash can feels like a Joel answer. Oh, interesting. I feel like that's if we get extra points for guessing who did what answer. Occasionally we do that, but I mean, this is early in the game to be breaking it. Can I get the list again if that's OK? Sure. You've never flown a real plane before.

Mm hmm. Your Captain Print will be studied 8000 years from now. Yeah. Chew your vegetables at least once a day. I reckon that might be an atom answer. If I was to guess. A bear too lazy to look through a rubbish bin. It does sound like a me answer. If you added one and two, you'd get zero or knocking pairs from the tree with your schlong. I'm gonna go with

the mathematics one. Two and two equals zero. Same with Mara? Yeah. Alright. I think that one's got legs. I really hope it's the schlong. I really do.

It would be crazy. Alright, this is who wrote the answers. Now you thought a bear too lazy to look through a rubbish bin would be Zammut. And you were right. I really like that one. It is good. I think, yeah, you're thinking Russian bears? Yeah. That was... I think Russian bears and snow.

But you're always thinking bears. I'm always thinking bears and snow. I saw something today about the funniest bear I've ever seen in my life. Where it was like an albino grizzly. And they just had him in like some people saw him and they're like, oh, what is this polar bear doing here?

Get it, let's trank him, let's get him out and ship him down there. So they do that. He goes there, he's freaking out because it's cold. He hates it. Some people there, they study this. They're like, look at this, that's not a polar bear. They figure it out, they're like, this is it up.

So they trank it, they ship it back back then someone out in the wild like what is this polar bear doing? They drank him, they ship him back and that happened like four times. I think when you when you found the bear was he like dragging on a cigarette go my life. The second time I went back to the, is the Antarctic? They were like- Arctic. Arctic, yeah. The bear knew what happened, and it was like,

gotta get somewhere warm. So it started running towards civilization warm areas. Everyone's like, the polar bear's coming! Oh God, someone get the drank! Tranked it, shipped it back. It would have felt like it back Like a difficult video game And like oh my god like a sharp pain Anyways, I'm it if I was playing the game, that's what I would have guessed.

That was a great answer. Fantastic work. Chew your vegetables at least twice a day. I like how abstract it was. It could have only come from the mind of a German. That was going to be my second guess. That was going to be my second guess. I was going to say chew your vegetables every day, but then the predictive text, sorry,

if that's giving too much away, because I send a message by a phone. Oh, you're using AI. The predictive set says twice a day, and I couldn't disagree with that, because that just sounds better. Yeah, okay. Can't beat perfection.

That was a fantastic answer. That was the second one I would have gone for. The third one I would have gone for was, you've never flown a real plane before. That's great. Which is Adam Connobale. Hey! That was really great. You've never flown a real plane before.

That's really funny. So that means that all we've got left are two house answers and the real answer. Oh me. Your couch imprint will be studied 8,000 years from now. Zama went for that. That was the house. And I took that all came out of Oko. I'm like, that sounds like eight. That's a step further than I honestly. You said the words and they went in one ear and came out the other.

Well, I had the benefit of looking at Adam as well, I guess. I couldn't even pick that word up because of the pronunciation otherwise. Yes, too smooth. Too like a native speaker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the problem. All it sounds to me is really rough. If you added one and two, you'd get zero.

You both went for that Maron and Adam Cannavale that was also the house No! The house is up to a heater! Wait a minute, does that mean? That means the correct answer is knocking pests from the tree with your shlong I was so quick to dismiss it! We were all there! I was so quick to dismiss it!

Oh man! Is that what like that was just me riffing I was so pleased to dismiss it. Oh man. Oh God. Is it? Like, that was just me riffing, but that's got to be the logic, right? I guess. You're so lazy you won't even get up and pluck them out yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. Jesus, it says a bit about your average Russian schlong, doesn't it?

They're not as big as ours. Yeah, I'd overshoot. Yeah wait, the problem with ours is that I only wanted a couple of pairs. Stop! Stop! I'm drowning in pairs all of a sudden. It's a hassle. Wow, this, I don't know if this has happened at least in not a long time but possibly ever.

But after one round it is the house on three points. Gosh. Everyone else on nil. Damn. Damn, damn, damn. It feels, feels right. I don't know. There's something about it. It's about time the house won, you know? Yeah. Oh, OK. Yeah, I like that.

Yeah, yeah, this is, yeah, it's great. I like that Zammet is already after one round going, yeah, this is what I wanted anyway. He's got a lot of money on you. Yeah. We can bet on this, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

The one hopes because you got, like I said, a lot of money right now. All right. Question two comes from Tyler Brown from Ellicott City. And I don't know where that is. Ellicott City? Fake name. Fake city. Sounds made up.

Fake city. Made up, it's a lie. Sorry. Sorry, but you're living in the Truman Show. Yeah, I don't want to say it. It's a lie. That's in Maryland in America. Yeah, it's fake. I keep bumping your fake here. Fake. That's a lie. That's in Maryland in America. Yeah, it's a fake.

I keep bumping your fake. Fake state. Maryland, where even is that? Where is that? Maryland. Yeah, nice try in America. OK. I know of New York.

I know of California. Yep. Texas in the middle. There you go. Yeah, you have the three. Denver? I know about Denver. Yeah.

Well, it's hard not to know about Denver, you know? They all know about Denver. Yeah, yeah. All right, so question two comes from Tyler Brown from Ellicott City in Maryland. And the question is, which of the following is a real type of spider? You've just got to make up a species of spider. Okay. Obviously, it won't be like the brown spi- I mean, it could be.

It could be. I mean, am I really fucking with you now? I don't know. I imagine. And the answer was brown spider. Hey, while you're writing your answers about these spiders, here's a little more information about that Russian phrase. To be honest. Say it again. Oh, my God. That's cruel.

Kuyam grushi okolachevat. I'd say. That's cruel. Kuyam Grushy Okolachevat. I'd say it's only cruel to Russian listeners. Because they're like, no, please stop. Stop it. You're so correct with your pronunciation. Spot on. It's too scary. It's too scary.

You gotta be sharper, maybe frown more. I don't know. Which of those words is schlong, by the way? That's what I wanna know. Oh, well, it's interesting because I put that frown more? I don't know. Which of those words is shlong, by the way? That's what I want to know. Oh, well, it's interesting because I put that phrase... I'm like, can this actually mean that? I put the phrase into Google Translate and it came back as Pearfuck. Which is way less fun and it makes no sense.

You Pearfuck. You Pearfuck. And it makes no sense. You pair fuck. You pair fuck. Anyway, of this phrase, Hero writes, Russian love dick references as well. And he lists a few other, a few of their other great phrases, like to mean go away, they say a phrase that translates to go to the dick. To mean you're clumsy, they say a phrase that means you're a walrus cock. I can really picture that.

A walrus's penis is known to be clumsy. A real clumsy cock. Oh, do you not know? I don't. Oh, I'm sorry. Do you know what happens when a walrus's dick walks into a porcelain shop? Yes. Like a walrus's dick in a port?

Yeah, makes sense, makes sense. Havoc. Havoc. Havoc ensues. Oh my god. Porcelain crack it everywhere. And to say that was weird, you'd say the Russian version of, only a dick knows what's happened.

I added an S in there. Didn't go. Only a dick knows what happened. That is truly obsessed with. Yeah. All right. The answers are in for question number two. Which of the following is a real type of spider?

Lonely widower. Oh, hairy, mature spider. Oh, horny blue horseman. Fair enough. The unicorn, mature spider. Oh. Horny, blue horseman. Fair enough. The unicorn goblin spider. Not bothered spider. Or red spotted recluse. Oh.

Um, OK, let's see. What was the horny one again? Uh, horny, blue horseman. They're all horny. Oh, I know. There's a little horniness to all of them, I think. A little bit. A little bit. I'm gonna look in the horny one simply. I'm wondering if's a little horniness to all of them, I think. A little bit.

I'm gonna look in the horny one, simply I'm wondering if there's a trend right now of like, I don't know, dicks all the way down. Dicks all the way down. Which is, yeah, that's gonna be the subtitle of this week's episode. Episode 94, dicks all the way down. That's every episode's subtitle. It's the show's subtitle. Pretty much.

Should have been the title. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'll lock in that one. All right, locking that in. What do you think, Marin? Can you remind me, sorry? Lonely Widow,

Hairy Mature Spider, Horny Blue Horseman, The Unicorn Goblin Spider, Not Bothered Spider, or Red Spotted Recluse? I wanted to be the Not Bothered Spider. Goblin spider not bothered spot not bothered spider or red spotted recluse And I wanted to be did not bother spider my spirit animal from now on All eight of its shoulders The widow what's the the lonely widow lonely wid lonely widower. Yeah, that sounds sad.

I think people that make up spider names are sad. It sounds kind of, yeah, like it could be one as well, like of all the ones there. Now that makes me think that's yours. I wish I was that clever. No, I still go with that. That sounds great. All right, great. And what about you, Adam Cannavale? I, I'm conflicted because the, what was the recluse one's full name? The red spotted recluse.

I know there is a spider with recluse in its name, but I don't know if it's that one. Yeah. Isn't it the one in the desert? Maybe. Honestly, I don't know. I just know that there is a spider with recluse in its name. I mean, does that roll off the tongue so well as well? Red spotted recluse is a beautifully named spider. Well, the one you were up in last time was the correct answer. So I'm going to go with the, what was it?

Red spotted recluse? Red spotted recluse. Give me a red spotted recluse, please. I will, but and it's locked in. But just to let you know, I'll I'll big up all of them. Next time you want yours upped, send it my way and I'll big it. Am I using that phrase right? Yes, you are. Yeah, correct.

Dicks all the way down. You are upping it. Correct. Yeah. All right. So here's who wrote the answers. The hairy, mature spider. That was Adam Carnavales. Just do you want to quickly let us in on the inspiration? My inspiration was the generative text. I typed in H and my phone said hairy.

And then the next one was mature. I feel like you are revealing a bit about your research history. Your research history. Research history. That when I Google, I don't search. I research. If you want, you know how there's that classic- Are you not just revealing your search history? No, not at all.

This is me revealing my search history. So, you know how before you even start typing, it will start suggesting. So, if you and apparently if you hit the middle suggestion, that is, will create your most common sentence. And for me, it has been consistently since I started having phones with predictive text, it's been I am sorry. Oh, my God. Oh, man. It's so funny. I feel like you and I get it. It truly is and it's so me. You're the guy who bumps into, someone bumps into you and you say I'm so sorry. I'm like you know walking out and say oh sorry and then you walk away, hang on. I'm the guy who knocked me over. I'm the guy who I say I'm so sorry as I'm being, you know, walking out, oh sorry, and then you walk in and I go, wait, hang on. They threw me over.

I'm the guy who I say I'm so sorry as I'm being mugged. So sorry, I really wish this would have been a cleaner getaway for you. I'm so sorry, I wish I could have found my wallet faster. I wish it was more full for you. Here's the bank card, here's my pin number, I'm so sorry. It's been a tough work month. I normally would have more on me, I swear. If you come back, I mean, I can be back here, like, in an hour?

Is that OK? I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. No worries. No worries. Thank you. I'll see you soon. The not bothered spider was the house. So it's the first house answer that hasn't been chosen. And Omari was thinking about it. I really appreciate it though. But Marin luckily you did pick a house answer. Lonely Widower was written by Tyler aka the house. Come on. So another point for the house there. House is cleaning up.

Yeah. But finally someone else is on the board, because Zammet went for Horny Blue Horseman, which was Marron. Hey. Dicks all the way there. And Adam went for Red Spotted Recluse, which was Zammet. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Yeah, I think you're thinking of the Brown Recluse. Yeah, I must have been. Wait, you were trying to get me to pick that one. Was I? Got me. Which means maybe the most ridiculous one was true, the unicorn goblin spider. No way. Crazy. That's a tricky part of this game, is you never know, like, how ridiculous the real

answer will be. Trying to think what that spider would be. Is it kind of like a goblin shark, how it has a protruding mouth or something? You know what? I have not even looked it up. I bet it has a big schlong. Must have. It's just eaten pear, one pear. Only found in the ripest of pear trees.

Let me see. It's a it's a good looking spider. OK. I don't know. It's sort of interesting looking. It almost looks like translucent. Oh, not very goblin-y though. Or shantay. Or unicorn-y. translucent. Oh. Not very goblin-y though. Not very unicorn-y. Yeah. Yeah, where you think it would have a horn?

Yeah, you'd assume it would have one corn. It kind of looks like it ate a goblin at the back, like. In this picture, it looks like it has some sort of horn. Oh, yeah. Yes, that's right. Oh, there's several of them. This one's like a big and hairy. That is. Yeah is it's got a

horn. It looks like a goblin. Oh yes that one makes way more sense. What are those grabbers? Whoa! Oh my god. What is it doing? Oh yuck. Or is it or they look like it's it's accidentally taken off the heads of some Venus fly traps. Oh yeah. But are they actually part of it? It looks like it's part of it. Whoa. No way. I hate it. You know, it's one of those classic love and hate things.

I really love a spider. Big spider fan. Fair. We have a- at my house, we have a huntsman that we have dubbed Harriet. And I- look, I understand that huntsman spiders perform a valuable service where they find and kill other spiders. Yes, yes, yes. And so everyone who I've ever lived with my entire life has been like, well, having a huntsman in the house is a good thing because it'll get rid of the other bugs. But the irony is that to have a huntsman means you have, yes, a bog in your house.

And what if we took a zero tolerance policy to that? What if? Well, that's a good point. I don't know, I think of all the vicious creatures, I always find it funny and I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but how the funniest thing to me is Americans being like, oh, the spiders you have. Yeah. Firstly, America has deadly spiders. Yes.

But secondly, their most deadly creatures, you can't squish with your boot. Yes. You know, if it came to it, you versus a redback or whatever. Yeah. You win eventually. Yeah. Eventually. Yeah.

A grizzly bear. It's gonna be- A grizzly bear, you got- Yeah. You got Yeah. You win eventually. Yeah. Eventually. Yeah. A grizzly bear. It's gonna be. A grizzly bear you got. Yeah. Oh yeah. You're fucked. You know what you see besides like a Kodiak bear? Yeah. They're huge. Like if they want you, they got you. They have wolves. Yeah. Yeah. Even like they're little ones. What are you talking about? Yeah. Like our wolf, our closest to a wolf is a dingo. It's a dog. It's a dog. They're just annoying. Yeah. They are annoying dog. They're just annoying. Yeah. They are annoying. They're cute, but god, they're annoying.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you want to know a spider dick fact about the goblin? Ah, sure. Well, apparently, like the orb weaver spider. The goblin spider is also, yeah, the male will leave its penis in the, I guess, the equivalent of the female vagina. How's that different from us though? It'll break off.

Oh. Yeah. So the scholars are after two rounds. Adam Cannavale yet to score. Zamit and Marin on one point, but out in front on four points is the house. Oh my god. Feels uncomfortable out here.

Last time I played this, the house did not get three goes at tricking us, I remember. Yeah, like, I think it's common for the house not to score four the whole game. But that's why you've got triple points in the last round. Alright, here is question three. This one actually comes from Dave Warnocky from the Do Go On podcast, which is from this very same network. I know that guy. Hell yeah.

And his question is, and it's so specific, which I love. Yeah. What is the name of the cover band who is playing at Max Watts in Melbourne on the 20th of July in 2024? So when this episode comes out, you know, it's less than a month away, if you're looking for a gig to go to.

So we just want to know the band that they're covering and the cover band's name. If you don't, John, yeah, you get this. Just a band name. Oh wait. Cover band. The, okay, so you, I want, so for an example, it would be a Beatles cover band called The Schmeadles. Right.

But it'll probably be better than that, but maybe it won't. Maybe that's the answer. And I'm fucking you once again. You will notice that I deleted my message and I'm sending a new one because I did cock it up. OK. Dick's all the way down. Cock's all the way down. Truly. All right. While they're writing their answers, I'm going to let the listeners know a little bit more about unicorn goblin spiders. According to Tyler, goblin spiders are members of the Ounopidae spider family

and can resemble goblins, often having armor, spines and horns. Now, before we looked it up, we could have just read. Unicorn gobliniders live up to their namesake with a large single horn on their head and the best species name is undoubtedly Unicorn Sickus, which is found in Argentina. And Tyler has a side note here. Just joined the Patreon and I'm an Arachnologist, hope I'm saying that right, or slash Entomologist. So expect a good number of fun bug questions coming. I'd love to hear that. That sounds like a threat to most people, but to me, that's a beautiful promise. Yeah.

Now, we haven't said during the podcast yet, because I'm sure that bit from before will only be played after, but three of the four of us are drinking. And I will not tell you who's on the waters. To be honest, I'm not sure you'd be able to tell yeah Hard to hear. Yeah. Yeah, I hear hard to see it's impossible. You may never figure it out Can I just double-check yeah, you definitely understand this question I Think is yours me give it to me again. Give me, what am I supposed to- The cover band. Yeah.

You know, say it's, so your answer would be, they're a cover band for the Beatles. They're called the Beat-tols or the Schmattles or something. Okay. Is that the, is that what you've done? I, all right, I think you're getting confused. Yes. So- No, no. Yeah, I'll just- I know how that sounds. So, I think you're getting confused because I gave you a very weak answer. No, no, no. I did understand. I just cocked it up. Okay, great.

I cocked it up kind of almost just from my own ineptitude. Don't worry. All right, great. Well, it'd be interesting to see if anyone can spot it. Ah, yeah, we'll see. All right, great. Well, it'd be interesting to see if anyone can spot it. Ah, yeah, we'll see. All right. I mean, it also might be awesome and I just don't get it. We'll see. We'll see.

All right. Here is question three. What is the name of the cover band who is playing at Max Watts in Melbourne on the 20th of July, 2024? And I really think we should all go. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We have to now. And I'd love to hear when you're answering which ones you would like to see the most. Here are your options.

A Queen cover band called Queef. A Smashing Pumpkins cover band called Pashing Mumkings. A Meatloaf cover band called Tofu Slab. A System of a Down cover band named System of a Don't. A doo-wop from the 40s and 50s cover band called Warnocky's Warblers. Or a Southern crustacean cover band called Insurance policy. All of them. I would love to see them all. You've gone first, first few times. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Please. Do you want to have the first crack, Mara? Yeah, sure. I want to go with the one that made no sense in my head in the middle somewhere. Southern crustacean. No doubt made no sense in my head in the middle somewhere. Suncrust station. No doubt, no sense to me. I'm sorry. Insurance policy.

Yeah, I know about that. Wannake's Wobblers. System of a Don't. Tofu Slab. Yeah. Pashing Mumkings or Queef. What? Wobbling. What? What? What's the band? Wannake's Wobblers. Oh, I don't know them.

And I don't know what kind of music that is, but it sounds like... What do WAP? I don't know what that is. Say more things to confuse me. I think it's one of those genres of music that sounds like what its name is. It's actually a do WAP. Oh, that's cool. I think it's that sort of thing. I really like that.

I just didn't know how to put a name to that. So that's the band that I... In Germany, we would have called that Schleibenschlubers. Yeah, and it's actually very serious. It's actually horribly racist. How would you say doo wop in German? See, I have never heard that word before. It's hard to say.

Do-wop is more like do-doh-and. Do-ha? The Rammstein song. No, but that's not... Someone out there listening will enjoy that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it. I used to be a metalhead.

I said someone out there would enjoy it though. No one out here enjoyed it. That's true. You got it. That's true. You are correct, sir. Have a point. Careful, he's winning by a lot.

Yes, yeah. All right, Mara, what are you thinking? I'm going to do a do-wop band. Remind me of the names so I can look it up later. Warnocky's Wobblers. Warnocky's Wobblers. That sounds like a AFL team to me. Warnocky's Wobblers. Warnocky's Wobblers. That sounds like an AFL team to me. Yeah, Garn the Wobblers.

Oh, yeah, the Wobblers is- Wobblers would be awesome. It's AFL coded a hundred times. That'd be so good. Man, we're so boring. You know, the most recent teams that have come into the AFL, the one that's about to come in in a few years is called the Devils. Which is fine, but there's already a Demon.

It makes sense, I guess. But one before that with the Giants. Yeah. And the one before that with the Sun. Exactly. Wobblers, shits all over. The Devil's at least. Oh, sorry, go on. Don't need to have a team that's called the Tiny Little Men. Yes. That would be sick. I'd go for the Tiny Little Men.

We'd all go for the Tiny Little Men. Giants, no thank you. Tiny Little man. Yeah. What would they have? I mean, like, I guess we all know what they'd have, but what the, you know, the mascot that comes out, what is that? So it'd be just a guy, right?

Yeah. But then it would be sort of like in like stage and theatre, how it's like in like a black morph suit. Oh, yeah. And then like, so in like a couple of like, I guess what, like four or five inches inwards. A guy. Like a little guy. I always think it's so funny that the Saints,

their mascot is a guy in a guy costume. Yes, that is very good. That's so funny. There's actually multiple guy and guy costumes. The dockers is a guy and a guy Yeah, we love our guys and guys boys the Eagles have an actual eagle I know flies around the stadium that's great. That's pretty cool All right, what are we doing? Marins locked in the warblers. Yes, who is has also locked in as the next expansion team of the afl

carnawobblers carnawobblers I feel like i've already said it at an afl game carnawobblers. Yeah Uh, can you give me the meatloaf one again? Because I want that one to exist tofu slab I'm gonna go the meatloaf cover band In the hopes that it's real. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. There's different ways to play the game.

Some of it is like trying to wish things into existence. Yeah, yeah. Manifesting. That's what that's called, manifesting. Yeah, I'm also trying to- Kana manifesters. I'm going to manifest this quief. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. I'm going to manifest this queef. It's a fantastic phrase that I don't know if has ever been uttered before. All the way down. So, yeah, I'll lock in the Queen cover band queef. All right. Here is who wrote the answers. The Southern Cross Station band covered by Insurance Policy. That was Adam Carnivalet. What? No way.

Southern Crustacean incidentally being my housemate's band. Feel free to go listen. They're on Spotify, on YouTube Music. And is insurance policy a reference to one of their songs? I just needed a second thing. But covered by... That's autocorrect, isn't it? That is autocompleted.

Yes, that's true. Covered by insurance. Yes, that's correct. Anyway, I threw this question. This is the most AI answer I think we've ever come across. We're up to episode 94. I threw this question to give Hayden a shout out. And I hope he appreciates it.

Wait, Hayden Bleachmore? Previous guest on the show. Yeah, absolutely. Previous winner on the show, actually. Well, I hope he appreciates what I gave up for him. Southern cross-station. I was winning up until this point. Hahaha. Could I have done that smarter?

No. Not at all. The Smashing Pumpkins cover band Pashing Mumkings. That was Maron. That sounds fun, though. Mumkings. That was Marron. That sounds fun though. To me that was the only one that sounded real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also I want to say, all hail to the Mumkings.

Hey, any Mumkings listening, hey, you're our Mumkings. That's the only person I want on our current scene, tell you what. Yeah, flip that coin, put a Mumking on it. Queen cover band called Queef. Tell you what. Yeah. The mum king. Yeah. Flip that coin. Put a mum king on it. Queen cover band called Queef. That was the house. Appreciate you vindicating me on that. I'm like, this is so stupid. It can't be. But hey, we're manifesting.

Yeah, we're manifesting. Manifesting, mana, manaqueefing. If I can coin a term. Isn't that the cover band for mana work? With a mum king on it. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Is this an infuriating, infuriating episode to listen to? No. Let us know in the comments. One of the best.

A meatloaf cover band called Tofu Slab, Adam Carnavalet also vindicating the house, which I appreciate very much. You've hurt me this day. Marron went for the Warnocky's Warblers. Dave Warnocky being the question writer and Joel Zamet being the question answer writer. Damn. Meaning the correct answer is system of a don't. That was the one that I thought was your answer, Zamet.

Joel. Isn't that weird if I call you Zamet when there's no other Jaws around? Nah, it's weird calling me Joel. It's a very strange thing. It's only like maybe my family members and my wife that calls me that. Everyone generally calls me Zamit. Where I probably will pause at some point. And that's me remembering that your first name is Zamit.

Zamit? Zamit? Who is this drunk? I thought it was God damn it. There we go. Much better. But I don't know, I figured Dave was in the band and I was I was trying to help. I don't know what music does Dave love? Well, I got your point. But also, and he has been in a bunch of bands. His most famous, I mean, it would have been fun if you knew his old band, Weed Hornet.

I don't have a good workshop or cover band for Weed Hornet. Shout out to Weed Hornet. Weed Hornet. On Spotify, YouTube Music. Weezer. Yeah, Weezer. Like the disc, that wha sound. Yeah, yeah. Weed Hornet. So it was named after a whipper snipper from the garage that they rehearsed in.

That's beautiful. But he, he, he said he just started getting advertised on social media for this gig coming up and he just thought system of a don't was so funny. And I think he's right. And I really think we should all go to this gig. All right. After three rounds, the scores are Adam Cannavale who threw that round. It's still on zero points. That's what I'm- that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Myron's on one, Zamit's up to two. Yes. In second place, but out in front on six points, it's the house. God damn. Love that house. Damn the house. Yeah. Yeah.

All right, question number four comes from Siraj from Macau. And Siraj's question is, what strange rule is featured in Article 20, Section C of the Swiss Animal Protection Ordinance? Geez, we're really playing into the Germans' hands here. Hmm. Switzerland, is that border Germany? No, I don't think so. But it's near Germany?

No, nowhere near Germany. What strange rule is featured in Article 20, Section C of the Swiss Animal Protection Ordinance? While they're writing their answers, here's a little more information about System of a Don't. To be honest, it was very hard to find out any information about them. They seem to be a Melbourne band

and they sound awesome and I want to see them. And this is the most information I could find was on the ticketing website. And it says, get ready to rock out at the best venue in Victoria for live music at Max Watts Melbourne. I think all listeners should. Yeah, well, I mean, you do know one thing about them because they're performing later on this month at Max Watts on the... On the 20th of July.

And we're all going to be there. We're going. And I think the listeners... I love going out as everyone knows about me. I really... Generally, if anyone reminds me of this after this episode comes out, listeners, I will... I'll meet you there. Yeah.

I'd love to go. Yeah. Yeah, I will I'll be I'll meet you there. Yeah, I'd love to go. Yeah, yeah. We will be there as we pay and they're only the support act system of a don't, by the way. The headline act is Meteora. Australia's Lincoln Park Tribute Band from Adelaide will be performing a live set dedicated to the life of Chester Bennington and the band Lincoln Park with guest System of a Don't performing a set from a from the System of Down's collection of bangers to get the party started.

Belting out all of the fans faves and with two massive sets of live music as well as featuring DJ Hobghee spinning new metal tracks to start the show off and also in between sets. It's gonna be an awesome night out to sing Come Alive and have a mosh. I love this, this is a great copy. The Come Alive part is my favorite. Yeah, Come Alive is so fun. And you is my favorite way to spell new.

Yes. It's so nice. It's efficient, it's so good. So yeah, apparently there's early bird tickets that are discounted for getting in. Yeah, you Better get in. And it finishes by saying thank you there. Hey, that's one ad. But while they're still writing their answers, let's go for a quick break.

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What strange rule is featured in article 20, section C of the Swiss animal protection ordinance? Chickens cannot be forced to wear glasses or contact lenses. You are not allowed to keep more than three snakes as pets. Domestic pets must be taught basic commands in English, French and German. Don't lick them. The cohabitation of cats and dogs is illegal in any residence of a non-citizen or cows cannot be refused entry to licensed establishments if they meet the dress code. What country is this?

Switzerland. What's their cow population like? I don't know what their cow population is like, but their dress code is no shirt, no shoes, no entry. So, isn't there like a specific, maybe I'm wrong. It's somewhere in Europe. Is Milka? Is that a Swiss chocolate brand? It is Swiss chocolate. It's so delicious.

Yes, it is. I wanted to say it's German, but I'm not a hundred percent certain. Oh, really? You think it could be? What's the- what's a really famous German confectionery? Is there any that go worldwide? Chocolate or otherwise? Well, we've got the gummy bears. that go worldwide? Chocolate or otherwise? Well, we've got the gummy bears.

Gummy bears are German? Yeah, Haribo. Haribo, you say it. Haribo. Oh, now I can't. Yeah, it's just Haribo. Haribo. Haribo.

How do you say it, actually? Haribo. Haribo. Haribo. Maybe that's also French. I don't know. I love Haribo. Haribo. Maybe that's also French. I don't know. I love Haribo. Haribo.

They're delicious. They're so nice. Oh, man, I haven't thought about Milka in ages, but they must have had great ads in the 90s because I remember them being like dreamlike. They were like real like Wonka or something. Yeah, speaking of Milka, I think we were on a Dave's show, I think it was a book cheat, me and Cass, I'm a friend of the show, and I talked about my love of Milka, like we had it when I was a kid,

and some wonderful listeners of the show sent us a lot of Milka chocolate. Really? It was so good. I'm just looking it up, origin Switzerland, but current production, Germany. Oh. I'm all about the current fact.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. facts. Yeah. I was going to be like, we're both right. And then you just... No, no, no, just me. Okay, so we've got snakes that only have three. Chicken, something about chickens?

Chickens can't wear glasses or contacts. That's good to hear. Yeah, can't keep more than three snakes. Domestic pets must be taught basic commands in English, French and German. Don't lick them. The cohabitation of cats and dogs is illegal in any residence of a non-citizen or cows cannot be refused entry to licence establishments if they meet the dress code. Now, have you had first crack yet, Canovalo?

I have not. Would you like to have a first crack here? Sure. I'm torn because, well, first off, for the same reason that I don't think it's- We've got bloody Natalie Imbruhlia over here. Yeah, call me Natalie Imbruh-Imbruh-gluh. Call me, call me N Imbruh- Why did I- Just call me Natalie, Just call me Natalie B!

Call me Natalie B, cause I can't- Cause I'm in Bruge. God, I know music. I'm such a muso. Anyway, for the same reason that I think it couldn't possibly be Don't Lick Em, I also think maybe it could be the non-citizen one, cause that one, the don't look, is phrased very not in a manner that would be in law.

But then... Oh, no, well, that's the thing. It's not written. It's not necessarily written as it is in the ordinance itself, because in the ordinance it would be in French or whatever. What do they speak in Switzerland? Could be German. French. It's definitely French.

It's definitely French. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you's definitely French. It's definitely French. No, you don't. Probably Indonesian, I think. Isn't Swiss a language? No, no, it's German, but yeah. Okay. It's when people speak like proper Swiss German, I can't understand.

Oh, right. Where are you, Adam Cannavale? I am- don't lick on- if it was phrased better, I think honestly, I'm just- and I know you said that this is not necessarily how it's phrased better, I think honestly, I'm just and I know you, I know you said that this is not necessarily how it's phrased in the ordinance, but I feel like on a psychological level, just the phrase don't lick them makes me think it can't be that. Right. If it was say Petit Miam, the Oplay brand, then it is, of course, the ordinance says you lick it because you like it.

Well, that. But I don't know if that's related. I don't know if that's relevant. Yeah. But I'm just trying to help. I think, are you? I don't know anymore. It's hard to tell. Yeah. He helped me and then he hurt me. I thought he was here to help me. At some point during Myron's podcast during the week, I said to her, she's like, I don't know what that means. I said, I only speak in references. I don't know what to do. We grew up in different hemispheres. I...

The cohabitation one compels me, but I think something about the forcing the chickens- I think I'm going to go with forcing- you can't force a chicken. Can't force a chicken. Yeah. To wear contacts or glasses. The only thing that- it's amazing, if that's the right one, that it has to be written in law. Like there's that many people- How else are you going to stop people from going, alright chicken, open up those eyes. Yeah, I like it because it gives the chicken the option if they want to wear the glasses. Yes, you can't force them.

Well as opposed to don't lick them. Yeah. What if they want to be licked? What if they want to be licked? Yeah, true true. That's a good point. That's absolutely barbaric. It is. Yeah. Those. I don't want to live in a country like Switzerland. Speaking Swiss German. Yeah. Unless they let me. I hear it is lovely. If they let me then I probably would live there. But and Zamit, what are you thinking? Let's go lock in them cows.

OK. Got to. They've got to be let in. They've got to be let in. If they're wearing shoes and a shirt. Let them drink. Yeah. That's that's my opinion. Cows are big over there. They gotta be let in. If they're wearing shoes and a shirt, let them drink. That's that's my opinion. Cows are big over there. Because that's the the milk is a pink, a purple cow.

Yeah. They're just a really big animal, though. Big everywhere. They're big here too. In terms of their popularity. Yeah. Oh, they're big. Big, I hear. Cows are big. Cows do big things.

I hear they're bigger than Jesus. And the beetles come combined. Certainly in India. In size. Definitely. Yeah, definitely. But you can't crucify a cow. We can, but it's messy. Yeah, because like, wouldn't their legs be really... Yeah, I don't know if you could crucify a cow if you really wanted to. I think you'd probably have to. Confident this is getting cut out.

And what do you think, Maren? I forgot the other answers. Sorry, it's been so long. You forgot the other ones. What are you talking about? It's pretty much, there was no editing, so it's been pretty much immediate. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Marin, for you being in the edit, this is very snappy. I have a really bad memory, that's why.

So you got chickens and glasses. You got no more than three snakes as pets. Domestic pets have to be taught commands in multiple, in English, French and German. Don't lick them. Oh, okay. I got it. Co-apportations of cats and dogs illegal or cows cannot be refused. It's the one with German, French and the other one. I... That's what I'm going to go for.

But also... I forgot that one. That's a good one. That one does make sense. I do want to say, do lick them. Yeah. Is that because you like you were joking before, but Germany is closest with you. Yeah, they're next to each other.

So you would be pretty- you kind of know the answer, don't you? I actually don't because I was convinced that the correct answer was going to be you're not allowed to keep just one guinea pig. Oh, I'm going to mention that. That is true. And then I didn't listen and that's why- That's part of the same- Sorry, that's why I didn't remember the answers because I'm like, when's is true. And then I didn't listen and sorry

That's why I didn't remember the answers because I'm like when's the right answer coming Matt? Yes, this is all from the same thing and that is also a rule in it as well I thought it was gonna be that I stopped listening after that Yeah, I think it does too All right, if if Adam Cannavale agrees Marron gets a point for that. Okay. That's fine. Oh, I love extra points. As a person out in front, we don't need to check the score.

I just think I am. I think I'm going to be a gracious winner and allow this. All right. Here's who wrote the answers. Don Lickham. That was that. To the point. Keeping it simple.

I hit it pretty hard when I read it out. Is that kind of the vibe? Or did I butcher it a bit? No, you did it wrong. I think I butchered it. I probably should have had some more flowery language to try and trick Adam a bit more. But I'm easy to trick. I'm the fool in the fool in the gold expression.

Now, Adam, you were pretty torn. You were almost going towards the cohabitation of cats and dogs is illegal in any residence of a non-citizen. I thought that was actually your. A clever attempt to try and trick someone else into picking it. That's bluff. The cohabitation one so so it could be it. That's so probably it.

Anyway, I'll quickly pick something. Clever. Now, and Mara, you you were thinking about the rule about you got to keep at least two guinea pigs, which is maybe where you're inspired when your answer was you're not allowed to keep more than three snakes as pets. It's like inverted. Yeah, I tried to trick you. It didn't work. That one was one of the ones that I was genuinely considering.

Science has said, three is fine. Four is chaos. Cows cannot be refused entry in a licensed establishment if they meet the dress code. That was the house. To me that's such a fucking

image. They should be let in. They got the dress code. Look at what. What? He's wearing shoes? There's no rule that says the cow can't be admitted entry. If anything. If anything.

If anything, if you read the ordinance, there's a rule that says she has to be let in. She's already wearing a leather coat. Marin, you went for domestic pets must be talked basic commands in multiple languages. That was Siraj, the question writer, aka the house. Tricked me. That's another two points of the house this round. But that also does mean that Adam Karnabale is on the board. He was correct. Chickens cannot be forced to wear glasses or contact lenses. I extend my lead

I commanding lead of we don't need to check the score, but I think it was like four or five points in the lead Maybe even 20. Yeah, it could be 26. Maybe yeah, I think to me that was the most ridiculous of all options Why is that it was pretty crazy yeah. But it was just crazy enough to work. It's enough. All right, so Adam, you might not wanna hear this, but a quick score check. In last place, Adam's on one point. What?

Oh, I looped. Yeah. I think that's what you mean. When you get to 26, you then back to one. Equals second place on two points a piece, Zamet and Maron, but out in front on eight points out to house. Zam house. That house.

That house. That house. Alright, question five is, what is the title of the eighth track on the soundtrack of the 90s puzzle video game Zoop? I've never heard of it. Have any of you heard of Zoop? No, I've never heard of Zoop. Apparently that was a puzzle video game, I guess, like a not very good Tetris

or I shouldn't say not very good, but a less known Tetris style game called Zoop in the 90s. And it released a soundtrack. What was the eighth track on it titled? Well, you're and Zamit again, I haven't mentioned this yet, but you have been efficient. You banging in those answers, things like don't lick them. When you just type the first thing that comes in your little brain,

it's real easy to be efficient. Well, I've got to say, Zammat, it's got you in equal second place. And if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Damn right. But I can tell this straight to you, Zammat. Here's some more information about the Swiss animal protection ordinance. According to Siraj, other stipulations in the ordinance are certain species must be kept in groups of at least two animals, which Mara was mentioning before. And this includes not just guinea pigs, but also mice, gerbils, rats, daggers.

I don't know what that is. And chinchillas. And for birds, Japanese quails, macaws, cockatoos, parakeets, parrots, canaries, estuildid finches, and of course lovebirds. I mean, how brutal are you if you're keeping a single lovebird parrot? Parrot? Yeah. I don't know why I said that.

How brutal would you be if you were keeping a single lovebird? That was weird that my brain auto-corrected parrot. Yeah, I don't think why I said that. How brutal would you be if you were keeping a single love bird? Hmm. That was weird that my brain autocorrected parrot. Yeah, I don't know. Aren't they a parrot? Aren't they a brain autocorrected? I don't. I don't know why my... Aren't they a parrot though?

Oh my god, if they're a parrot then my brain came through with the goods. You're a damn genius. Also, you say it's cruel yet that is life for so many of us lovebirds. Yes, of a broken hearted lovebird. They are a parrot. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Damn it. Yeah.

I'm so glad you said that. I never would have looked that up. My brain... You what? You think there's like a category of bird called a lovebird? I mean, like... I mean, I... But I was just weirded out that my brain... It's a parrot think there's like a category of bird called a love bird? I mean, I mean, I... But I was just weirded out that my brain... It's a parrot!

Said parrot then. That's crazy. Uh, domestic rabbits is another rule. They may not be kept on their own during their first eight weeks. After that, they should be kept in groups wherever possible. And if it's not possible, they must at least be able to hear and smell other rabbits It is very sweet I love Switzerland. Please let me come back to my homeland. Yeah, my one-quarter homeland. Yeah, is it the ancestral home?

All right, the answer in for question number five. All right the title Of the eighth track on the soundtrack of the 90s puzzle video game ZOOP. It's so funny that I was like, oh no, Carnivalet may well know this. Track eight. He'll be like, oh yeah, I can name them all. No, I know I'm not. I have no information that will ever be useful. But isn't it just such a funny part of my brain that goes, well, this is niche knowledge.

I reckon Carnivalet knows all of it. Like imagine if you knew track eight of the ZOOP soundtrack, how many other things you had would have to know? I, look, there was a non zero percent chance that I could have known this because I think I would, if I had to guess, know the names, more than average amount of names of songs that are from video games. Okay, so I was right. Yeah, I think you were.

All right. All right. Here are your options. Track eight on the soundtrack of the 90s. Puzzle video game zoop. Pause music. It's a good one. Move it like that. Open bracket. Oh, yeah. Close bracket. Scatting bones.

Sluck it. Ah, this is hard. Or zoop theme number five. Little bit of that. Yeah, you know, we all know how that goes with the lyrics. Little bit of Veronica. Yeah, Monica. Yeah, a little bit of Monica in my life.

A little bit of Rita by my side. A little bit of. OK, no, he does know what you're talking about. Fair enough. No. So I'll shut up. I take that back, that ironic tone I'm... In post, can we make that ironic tone sound more sincere? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Damn it. Okay. What do you think, Kermit? Alright, so I think pause music, I don't think that would be the answer. Because that's just like, track eight seems like a bit too far down for Pause Music. Yeah, Pause Music is one of the lead singles. Maybe at least three. Yeah, yeah.

Um, what were the other ones again? Um, Move It Like That Oh Yeah, Scatting Bones. No, Scatting Bones maybe. Flock It. That sounds like someone's given up. Uh, This Is Hard. That sounds like someone's given up in here. For Zoop theme number five.

I like Zoop theme number five. And the number is great for track day as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is kind of, yeah. Because Pause Music's number three. Yeah, exactly. Pause Music number two is number four. Yeah, but yeah, you know, main theme, then you got Pause Music, then you got like,

I don't know level one one or whatever Do we do you know what kind of genre of game? This is I do Oh, I was gonna tell the listeners later, okay But this is the first part according to wiki about what it is Zoop is a real-time puzzle game like plotting where the player controls a triangle in the center of the screen Okay. All right. That's definitely helped me out. I'm going to go, I guess, the bone one. Scatting bones. Yeah. The bones. Dicks all the way down.

Yeah, bones. Oh, so what are you picturing? You're picturing dicks there. I was picturing like, like, like a bone dry shit. dry shit. Oh, yeah. Bones, boner bones. OK, yeah. Scatting bones. Scatting bones, mate.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Lauren, what do you think? I want to appreciate the answer. This is hard because I think that's just most video games or most days, really. It's a very self-aware track for anyone's game. This is hard. When was it made, this particular game? Did you say the 90s?

90s is what I've got here. Maybe it is. This is hard, to be honest. Like, it just sounds like someone, you know, they're doing all the different- They're doing all the different- No one's really looking at the track list. Can I change my answer? I want to go to this is hard. I've convinced myself. Do you actually?

Yes. Okay. Really? Like Zoop, the rules here are more fluid. Because if you lock in in Zoop, you're locked in. But you want to change to what? Fluck it? No, this is hard. This is hard.

I'm going to take the bones one. OK. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Since it's free. This is potentially beautifully played by you. You dislodged this is hard. I'm a 12 angry man myself. Can I get the list again?

I'm so sorry. Sure can. Pause music. Move it like that, oh yeah. Scatting bones. Fluck it. Ah, this is hard. Or zooped theme number five. I'm going to go.

I, I actually was with Xamarin. I was like, ah, this is hard. Feels so applicable. But now that I'm remembering it's a 90s game, I feel like the trope of video game is hard. It's more like a later thing. So I'm going to go fluck it. Fluck it. Yeah. That feels like no one's paying attention.

It does. Just like the 90s. No one was paying attention. Like, honestly, if you remember the 90s, were you really there? All right, here's the answers. Pause music. That was Timmer's. OK, the question writer, aka the house. A Zoop theme number five.

That was Adam Carnavale. Who said no coincidence that he knew every lyric to Mumbo number five? He knew a lot of it. OK, starting to make a lot of sense. Were you thinking Mumbo number four? Oh my god. I was just trying to think of- because I knew it would be something silly and I also knew that

it could very potentially be something dumb. The perfect for me in my brain, the perfect intersection of silly and dumb was that answer. I also think that you were right that it was dumb because every possible option was pretty silly on this one. Ah, this is hard which Zamet changed to was the house.

Ahhhhhhhhhh. Flucket which Adam went for was Zamet. Ahhhhhhhhhh. And the one that Marron went for and Zametat changed from Scat and Bones is correct. That's incredible. You were so close to a great round there Zammat. Yeah, well. I am my biggest enemy.

One point for Zammat, one point for Maron and one point for the house. It's weird that you're winning by so much and rarely scoring a point. It's crazy. Yeah, I don't know how I'm doing it either, but I'm sneaking those points in anywhere people aren't looking. Yeah. So just quickly block your ears again. Adam in last on one point.

Zabit and Marin in second place on three points. But out in front on nine points is the house. Damn house. It's so funny that you would need to win in the last round. You would need to get perfect score to equal the house. Oh, no, you can get perfect score with three players is nine. You're right. I forgot math. You've just not been in a in a nine point scoring situation. Yeah, I think you're a little bit lazy and when you add one and two, you get zero.

Like the Russian saying. I was kidding. Yeah. Adam is the most Russian lazy man I know. All right. We're up to the penultimate question. This one comes from Jacoby Austin Dangel from Sacramento, California. Go Kings, he says, which I believe is a defunct boarding team from Sacramento.

Yeah. No, I think they're still current, but just has anyone heard of the Sacramento Kings? No, I don't think Sacramento is a place. I'm pretty confident that they are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Walk that in. Yeah. But it's a great question from Jacoby, who comes from a made up town.

The question is, and this is the other one that I was worried that Adam Cannavale might know the answer to. If you do know the answer, of course, anyone play it like you don't. Okay. And only reveal after you've locked it in and we reveal the answer if you know it. Here is the question in his 1994 biography, Back to the Batcave. What anecdote did actor Adam West claim actually happened to him during his days of playing the caped crusader?

So Adam West played that, you know, that swing in 1960s version of Batman. It was a TV show, but there was a couple of movies as well, I think. I don't understand the question. What was it? So the guy, Adam West, who played Batman in the 60s, he wrote an autobiography in the 90s. You just got to give me a tale he told. So this will be a longer answer than what you've written in the other ones. Probably a couple of two, three sentences, something like that. Just a notable experience that Adam West had in the 60s while he was playing Batman.

And while you're writing those answers, let me tell you more about Zoop. I've already told you the first part from Wiki, but I'll continue on. So you're the triangle in the middle. And I mean, I'm definitely going to tell you more than I would have otherwise, but I just love this description so much. So you're this triangle in the center of the screen and every second or more often in advanced levels a piece comes in from the side and possibly pushes other pieces forward if a piece falls

into the center square the game is over if the player shoots a piece of the same color as their triangle it will be zooped, and points are earned. If the piece behind the target piece is also of the same colour, it is also zooped. The same goes for the next piece and so on. If a piece of a different colour from the player's current piece is shot, the player's piece will switch colours with it. This is also what happens when a piece of a different colour is encountered after zooping one or more pieces of the same color. When the quota

is zooped... I really enjoyed how many times I say zooped and that's the main reason I'm still talking. When the quota of zooped pieces is met, the game speeds up and the background changes. The description goes on, but it's a whole lot of zooping. There's a whole lot of zooping going on. According to Timbers, this game had a banging soundtrack, but upon looking it up, I discovered the track names are also lit, including Mexican flavour, uptown meeting, overbearing and pause. All right, the answers are in for the penultimate question.

Question number six. In his 1994 biography, Back to the Batcave, what anecdote did actor Adam West claim actually happened to him during his days playing the caped crusader? Stan Lee approached him after seeing the Batman television show when it aired in 1966. Lee tried to convince West to leave the show and sign on to an Avengers movie with him in the lead as Iron Man, both to prevent DC from surpassing Marvel in popularity and also to cash in on the actor's rising star power. That's option one. Then you got police stations across the United States would call in and ask Batman and ask how Batman was

able to fit so many tools on his belt. They had to make a public statement that it was fake when finally the US military filed a freedom of information request to find out. Option two. Then you've got the classic some days you just can't get rid of a bomb skit from the movie was based on an experience the actor had on set when he had food poisoning from bad catering and began frantically running to find somewhere to relieve himself. But there were cast and crew in every spot he looked. Eventually he was forced to use a fake toilet on a nearby unused set.

Sweet relief. Yeah. That's something. So then you got, my underwear got stuck. His underwear got stuck to the elaborate costume so many times during filming that the studio hired an additional person just to stand behind him at all times and fix up that little mistake in between in between takes. You got, Western co-star Frank Gorshin were kicked out of a Hollywood orgy because they refused to break character as Batman in the original. They're all so good.

To manifest that answer. They're all so good. To manifest that answer. Or finally, the tights were so revealing, they had to wear three or four pairs of underwear to hide their manhoods. Burt Ward, who played Robin, had to wear five pairs. Says a little bit about what Robin was packing. Mmm. Stanley poaching him.

Law enforcement agencies across the nation wondering how he fit so many tools on his belt. Him trying not to shit himself. His underwear getting stuck in his elaborate costume. Him getting kicked out of an orgy. Or him having to wear a lot of pairs of underwear to hide his manhood. What do you reckon, Adam Cannavale? I am gonna guess. I'm going to go with having to wear a ton of underwear to hide their manhoods.

Okay. Yeah. Walking that in for Adam kind of LA. From getting through with Matt and the boys. And Zammat, what are you thinking? I think I might know this one, maybe, but only because I remember, like, my brother maybe telling me something about like, oh, about, yeah, Robin and Batman and that kind of stuff. But again, I like I like the one with the bomb because I think if we no one knows that Adam West bit

where he's just trying to get rid of and it goes on and on and on. It just keeps going. Was it a TV movie or was that a genuine movie? I think it's a TV movie. So that one. That was the same movie that had the shark spray. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shark repellent. Yeah, beautiful stuff So I'm like that one is like funny. Maybe the other ones I'm like the underwear one this because it's awful and

Hmm, I know there was something about Like indecency issues. Yes, for some reason I know that whoever plays Robin He's packing. Yep. That's why I guess that one. Yeah. That's why I guess that one. Burt Ward. Yes. According to at least to that answer. Could be gibberish that someone just made up the Burt Ward. What kind of flood of fancy is the name like Burt Ward?

So, yeah, wearing a wearing a bunch of underwear versus a little or someone behind them being there, I guess. I don't even know what job description that would be. A fluffer, but not quite. Yeah, it's not a fluffer, it's a tucker. Yeah. Fluffer is the opposite, actually. A fluffer is trying to make their manhoods more visible.

Well, yeah, call me Natalie B. I am Tom. Imbrugge. That's the mark. Call me Natalie Imbrugge. I am Tom. I'm a lock in the anti-fluffer. Anti-fluffer?

All right. So we've got two underwear related answers locked in. You can choose one of those, Marin, or you could go your own way. I'm going to say that the- Like Natalie and Brulia covering Fleetwood Mac. Hmm. Clever. I was- I just need to say that the last answer sounds like someone in this room definitely wrote it. Ooh. The manhood one.

And needing five socks. I guessed that one, so unless you think it's a very elaborate trick. But you picked it so anyway I wasn't going to go for that anyway. I just thought I figured it out that one of you wrote that. I think I'm going to go with the belt because I also want to know how he holds so many things on his belt. That's ridiculous. That's a good question.

Freedom of information is how we found out. Alright, log in that in. How he holds so many things on his bed. That's ridiculous. That's a good question. Freedom of information is how we found out. Alright, logging that in. Okay. Well, here's who wrote the answers. Stan Lee trying to poach him? Jacoby wrote that, aka The House. Jacoby also wrote the one about him struggling to find a toilet. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a really funny one. Because that is like, I've seen that. It's one of those ones that every year or so

goes a little viral and you see it popping up. It's like a cartoonish bomb with a sparkler on the end and he's running around and he can't find, he tries to get rid of it somewhere, but oh, there's a baby there. So he has to go find it and it just will never. He's like a group of nuns. He's like, ah, I gotta get going. That's a great bit.

I have seen that. All right. Maron went for police stations across the United States, calling and asking how Batman was able to fit so many tools on his belt. That was Adam Carnival. Oh, stop it. Fantastic work.

What I wanted to know is, do you know how to fit that many tools on your belt? No, I wish. I wish, but I am I'm very... What's the opposite of, you know, how you could be handy, like, you're good with tools and stuff? I'm the opposite of that. You're footsie. Yeah. Nah, it doesn't quite...

I am footsie, but that's an unrelated thing. Adam, you went for Totswyr, so revealing that to be worth three or four pairs. Maron said that someone in this room wrote it. Maron was more correct than you, Adam. No! Cause goddammit, Joel Zamit wrote that one. Damn right.

Which I think is maybe true, because again, someone was telling me about that. Like, yeah, yeezid, yeezid, yeezid. Oh, that's if you did. Yeah, that is fun. If that is, I mean, really, you probably should have got a point, if that's the case. I mean, if you even just, you know, pretty forcibly said you should, I mean, you wanted me to. I mean, I think you should get a book. All right. I do have a huge lead though So maybe yeah, yeah

This is a generosity punch I don't want to be unfair Zamit's happy. Okay, I'm saying you get a point there. Okay. Well, I'll extend my lead then And that means that Zamit you went for his underwear got stuck in an elaborate costume. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Marin wrote that. So you picked each other. That was you went around the circle there.

For some reason, he's got underwear on the brain. Adam picked Zammet's, Zammet picked Marin's and Marin picked Adam's. And none of you got the correct answer. Pretty cute though. Which was... And none of us picked the house. Which is more important. None of you picked the house and none of you picked the correct answer which was they got kicked out of an orgy because they refused to put a character.

That's so funny. That is also... Okay so I know two stories and I literally I was typing out one of them because I was like I can trixam it with this but I was like with that moment because on a me this man inside you that is bad man the middler is crazy that's insane um so the yeah I was going to write apparently a thing that Happened. Yes. A fact that I know very funny about the show is that- What's the name of the guy who played the Joker? Cesar Romero? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He refused to shave his- He had a mustache. So funny. And he refused to shave it for the show. And because the Joker has, you know- It was like a grease painter, wasn't it? Yeah. So they just painted over his mustache. Oh, so funny. So funny.

He had like so little care for it. He was like, I'm not shaving my mustache for this. I love, I love when proper actors do any sort of. It's like the guy who was in the first Star Wars. He was like, it was so beneath him. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I, sorry, I did remember one funny thing, if I could say one more funny anecdote about the show.

Um, is it funnier than getting kicked out of an orgy because they refuse to bring characters? I just thought they were getting canned, Tom. The actor who played Commissioner Gordon was a Shakespearean trained actor and refused to treat it like anything other than Shakespeare. He had two opposite ends of the spectrum. He took it so seriously and everyone else was like, it's Batman, dude. What are you saying? He's playing opposite a guy who's got a painted mustache.

Very funny. That's great. All right, we're up to the final question. Do you want a quick score check before we get into it? Okay, so Adam's out in the lead on... Things of time. Well, Adam's in the reverse lead of three. Yeah. Okay, last.

And in second place, equal on four points a piece. Nice. Myron got a pity point there, I think. Excuse me? I don't think anyone got a pity point. Oh, no, dude. Everyone got a pity point. Sorry. That's right. I did get a pity point. Adam got the pity point. Ap me. I don't think anyone got a pity. Oh, no, I don't. I don't got a pity point.

That's right. I did. I don't know the pity point. Apologies. But out in front of nine points, it's the house. So you two are only you two are in the hunt. Actually, anyone still could win this game. Anyone's game. Anyone's game. It's a good game.

And the final question, this is going to be your longest answer. This is a movie synopsis we finished with. Right. And the question comes from Ben Bruflat from Cumberland Gap in Tennessee. And the question is, what is the synopsis of the 1992 film Free Jack? What is the synopsis of the 1992 film Free Jack? All right. While they're writing their answers, here's some more information about that orgy. According to Jacoby, rumors surrounding Adam West's

sexual escapades at the height of his career are insane and still unconfirmed, but the actor only fueled the fire with his wry remarks over the years. In his own biography, which I guess is an autobiography, West was a little more explicit when he provided this fun anecdote about a party he and Gershon were invited to after a long day of shooting. And this is from the book I guess, quote, once we walked into a party where clothing was unwelcomed, West wrote in Back to the Batcave, his 1994 book. However, after Frank and I got comfortable amid the sea of legs and breasts, I felt a little silly so I began to do Batman. Somewhere across the room

Frank became the Riddler and it was so ridiculous in that setting that we couldn't stop laughing. We have the distinction of being thrown out of our first and only Hollywood orgy." That was a quote from Snopes. He also retold the story on Gilbert Gottfried's podcast and a bunch of other interviews. But sadly the other main player in the story, Frank Gorshin, was asked about this and said he had no memory of the event. So we only have word. We only have the word of Adam West himself to believe. I can understand that if Frank Gorshin wanted to distance himself from it, I don't know.

Might have been a family man or something. All right. The answers are in for the final question. What is the synopsis of the 1992 film Free Jack? Here are your options. Jack, a lonely sperm whale trapped in a tiny aquarium in a small town in Tennessee, is visited by John, an equally lonely aged movie actor recently thrown out of his job due to not wanting to partake in some frivolous extra-curricular... extra-curricular? Of mixed extracurricular and extraterrestrial? He was thrown out of his job due to not wanting to partake in some frivolous extra-curricular

activities. They lock eyes through the cold glass of Jack's encounter and like they already knew each other from a past life, both feel the biggest spark of their life in their stomach slash whale belly. Can John help Jack escape? And will Jack forget about being kept in a lonely aquarium by the zookeepers who happen to be related to John and also look a lot like him? Will John choose his family in their business of keeping sperm whales in lovely enclosure or will he choose to free Jack? That's option one. Okay. Okay. Okay. A high contender. Yeah. Yeah. For me, that is the contender so far. Yeah. Option two. Based on a true story of Jack Tovar, the young man who began a social experiment

of offering free labor in exchange for a couch to sleep on and a warm meal. Jack's experiment drew the ire of politicians from both sides of the aisle. Will Jack's point be made successfully or will he find himself in prison? Oh no. Jesus. Like, honestly. You can understand why people got pissed off. Yeah, I can. Yeah. You know, you're pissing off both sides of the aisle, you know. Yeah.

Option three. Jack, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, is an alien who has crash landed in rural Minnesota. Oh no. After being shot down by the US Air Force with the help of a plucky orphan played by Riley Reid, he must evade capture from local police and a US Marshal Daniel Eason, played by Wesley Snipes. After a cat and mouse game in the snow forest and eventually a local town, Marshal Eason comes to realize that the government will not give Jack a fair trial and a climatic chase scene allows him to go free.

OK. In exchange, Jack uses his powerful telepathic powers. Of course. Yeah, yeah, OK. OK, that's got to be that. Yep. In exchange, Jack uses his powerful telepathic powers to bring his wife back to life. A lot happened. And the two adopt the orphan who helped him, who remains unnamed for the entire film.

Wow. I just can't imagine Wesley Snipes doing like a Wisconsin accent. Sorry, all Minnesota accent. Is that that took you out of it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the only thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wesley Snipes, eh? Eh, oh. Well, I think we're all about it.

Is that an alien, eh? Oh. Didn't pay my taxes, eh? Gorda Green Bay Packers, eh? Is this close? Was I in the ballpark? Yeah, I think you're right. I think so.

Is it, it's like Fargo-ish. Yeah, it's straight up Fargo. Straight up Fargo. It's basically, it's straight up, straight up Fargo. Straight up Fargo. Pure Fargo in the mines. You're doing it. Am I doing it?

Oh yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, it's close to a Canadian, eh? Yeah, very close. I think it's like on the border. It's on the border of Canadian, eh? Okay. It really is. Very friendly people. Oh, very. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's close to a Canadian. Hey, yeah, very cool. I think it's like on the border border. I don't border Canadian. Okay, really is very friendly people. Oh, very friendly people. I reckon they'll be really appreciating this now. A white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, be very happy, eh? They'd be loving this, eh? No Sisyphus reference, by the way.

Beautiful Sisyphus reference, eh? Nailin' it! Early in the 21st century, technological advances have made it possible for aging, wealthy people to pay crooks like Vakachadak to go back in time, kidnap young victims like race car driver, Alex Furlong, and deliver them to the elderly clients who then have their brains transplanted into healthy bodies. Furlong manages to break free from his captors, but as a fugitive, he finds that the world of the future

is bleak and a dangerous place. Adoption now. Okay, sure. Easy to film. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What, 1994 now. OK, sure. Easy to film. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1994. Exactly. Good point. Yeah, you got to remember it's very futuristic place. Yeah.

Two more options. Wrongly convicted prisoner Jack Dunlap, which is so close to a real surname, reaches out to his estranged sister Rachel to break him out of prison. Rachel puts together a squad of ex-cons to get the breakout done. But unseen forces attempt to silence her efforts. Will Rachel survive the attacks and succeed in her efforts to free her brother?

Or finally, in a post-apocalyptic world where cities are walled off against giant shadow monsters that roam the earth, one hero will emerge to unite mankind and restore humanity. Jack, an inmate in the world's deadliest prison, must rise through the ranks to free his fellow prisoners and discoverers, and discovers the shocking truth. The world they know and everything in it is a lie. Jack and his fellow inmates are trapped in virtual reality, and he must become Free Jack. Now, Mar and you haven't been on the show before,

but the movies are always stupid, so you can't rule any in or out because of that fact. You just can't. OK, that's good to know. They're kind of all as stupid as each other. Yeah. The movies never. So.

It's called The Matrix. Oh yeah. Actually, that would sound pretty ridiculous as well. Actually, all movies sound ridiculous when you just break them down a little bit. They're just made up. Yeah. It's like someone. Someone just made them up. Made them up.. He's just made up. Yeah. It's like someone.

Someone just made them up. Made them up. Someone had a how to think. Yeah. Maybe as you're the runaway leader, Adam, kind of a lay. Yeah, do you want to have first crack? Sure. No thoughts.

Give me the, it's all a lie. The, can he become free Jack? Yes. No thoughts. I'm picking that one. Yeah. The last option. Yeah. Yep. The last option. Yeah. Yep. The last thing you heard?

The most recent one you heard. I could have seen the first one. It could have been even more simple. All right. Zammat or Maron, who wants to go next? Go Maron. I think I might actually know this one. Oh, maybe.

Maybe. Maybe. If that's true, Maron, you probably want him to guess next. Maybe. I was also going to go for the last one. Oh, I just liked how it ended on Fray Jack. Yeah. Yeah. They said the name of the movie.

That's what the movie is called. I can't wait for the house to get six points. That's going to be real good. The house does not get. Oh, the house can only get up to three. That's the thing here. But can only get up to three. That's the thing here. But you can get up to nine.

Oh, OK. Do you want to lock that one in, Mara? I also forgot the other ones. Fair enough. It's tricky. This is the hardest question because it's the longest answer. Yeah. There's so much to remember. I think it's going to be the brain swapping one and Old Mate is there in the future. OK. The one with Vasan Dak.

Yeah. And Alex Furlong. Yeah. Let's go with that one. All right. Locking that in for Xander. That sounds pretty ridiculous. And it just reminds me of like a VHS cover. I can imagine that. All right. Well, here's who wrote the answers. I'd have to argue that my favourite was about the lonely sperm whale.

It was a good one. It was nice. It was a good one. It was cute. Who had... This is destroying you. Well mainly the fact that they may have been related to John and also looked a lot like him that one was actually written by Marin I'd love to watch that one. Especially if it wasn't animated

Yeah, I like John was a human right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like the was the only one, uniquely so, that didn't have a human jack. And I appreciate it. Yeah. Was it a play on free willy? Yeah. I was going to say it was also one of the only ones that didn't have a prison in it, but it did. Yeah. Of the whale burrow.

Yeah, the whale was in the prison. Whale prison. Aquariums. Well, no. You know what we should do? My one didn't. After we go and see System of a Dome. Whale prison. Aquariums. Hmm. Well, no. You know what we should do? After we go and see System of a Dome, should we go to the Melbourne Aquarium and free the whales? Oh, yeah. Free those penguins?

Do they have whales? That's not that far away. We could free them. Do they have whales at the aquarium? I don't know. They could have some kind of whale. Yeah, it is. Yeah. We can definitely kidnap a penguin. Oh, yeah. that's easy. And release right, Zamit?

And release right, Zamit? You want me to say yes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's so cool. Yes. Yeah, no. Yeah, yes.

What? We gotta release the penguin. Yeah, we gotta release the penguin. No, yeah, yeah. I don't want to release the penguins. Yeah, we got to release the penguins. I don't want to release Mr. Penguin's poppers, like, environment in my own house with like a fridge. I don't know if you've seen that, but it's a nightmare. It's a great film.

Alright, so that was Maron. Uh, the one that I kind of, I feel like I didn't help when I said the Jack Dunlap. It's so close to the real name Jack Dunlop. But maybe there's a real Dunlap. Maybe. Maybe. Who knows? That was written by Ben the Question Writer. OK, The House. That's the reason why I shat on it. I wouldn't have shat on one of yours.

Yeah. And I'm so sorry to Ben who's listening. Oh, what the hell? What the fuck? In Tennessee, this is a very common name. Yeah. Oh, can you do your... I know your Wisconsin accent. So can you do your Tennessean? Oh, yeah, because they're basically... Can you say Dunlap? Jack Dunlap?

Jack Dunlap. Yeah, Island Tennessee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. From Island, Tennessee. Yeah. This is... I am from Ireland. Yeah, Tennessee. Yeah, this is this is I am from Ireland. Yeah, Tennessee Yeah, that's the one you said What on earth is he saying? That doesn't sound right to me Where is he from sorry?

Tennessee Tennessee. Yeah, right. Is he talking in Swiss? Sounds like Swiss German to me. I'm not making a word out of it. Can't make the head not tailor that, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't you, eh? The story based on the true story of Jack Tova. When I actually, I also shat on this one a little bit because there was a one about him exchanging labor for a meal on a similar couch,

but I thought it was so funny that the I-re-apologies were on both sides. But I thought it was so funny that the other apologies from both sides. It is funny. That was also Ben. I'm so sorry, Ben. I love both of your answers, but I did find them both ridiculously funny, which is why I loved them. Uh, Jack, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, a real actor. Yes. Who crash landed in rural Minnesota.

A real place. Yes. With the help of a plucky orphan, Riley Reid. A real... No, a suggested name. It was Adam Cunhaven. It was Adam Cunhaven. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh damn.

But Wesley Stipes is real. Did Otto correct it? I thought it was I'm aware, yeah. Wesley Stipes is a real person. I'm fairly certain Riley Reid's a porn star as well. I had to rewrite. Is that true? That's so funny.

That is so funny. pornstar as well. I had to rewrite that is weird my AI is morning up I am sorry but I did I am so sorry Rayleigh Reade Adam Cannavale I am so sorry, Riley Ray. Adam Carnavale, I'm very sorry because I think I did break up at a few of your twists. The telepathic powers.

It was good stuff. It was very funny. It was good stuff. It was very funny. And I normally- because I normally try not to break. Yeah. But that was too funny. I had to add that in because I realised I was writing the fugitive.

The porn version of it. Yeah, the porn version of it. Sam, what's the porn parody of the fugitive? The fugitive. I guess the fugitive inside me. OK, yeah, thank you. The Pungitive, if you want. The Pungitive. Oh, God.

Can you beat... Can you beat... And I assume you can, but can you beat the Pungitive? What? As a porn parody of the film The Fugitive. The Fugitive. The Fugitive Next Door? Oh, there we go.

Oh yeah. I think that's better than the Pungitive. I guess. But both score like minimum points. Yeah. The Pungitive next door though. Yeah. Adam, how does that make you feel? Someone who clearly is porn addicted? It's so rude that you did that to me. I'm so sorry. Now, in the post-apocalyptic world where cities walled off against giant shadow monsters who roamed the earth, obviously Adam and Marin went for that, that was Joel Zammit.

Oh damn it. Thank you so much. And Joel Zammit picked the correct answer about the time travel. So got the full maximum score and it'll take me a second add up these scores. Okay the tubes But while I'm doing that, let me tell you a little bit about the film. It's a wild cast How is this for a cast? Mm-hmm, Anthony Hopkins. Okay, Amelia West of as Renae Russo, yep, Jonathan Banks and Mick Jagger Yeah, yeah, I the time-traveling crook of Vakadak Vakandak Russo, Jonathan Banks and Mick Jagger.

Yeah. Who played the time traveling crook of Vakadak. Despite that cast, the movie was not very good, apparently. On Rotten Tomatoes, the audience gave it 25%. I don't know why. And the critics also gave it 25%. Don't know why. One of those rare times where they're synced up. But what a cast. 25% don't know why one of those rare times where they're synced up yeah

But what a cast yeah apart from Mick Jagger is yeah Yeah, and I think the problem was he played one of the key characters. Yeah, I think he was the maid from ever but also why are they I What I didn't understand about the whole plot was Why are they traveling back in time to bring a person back if they've got the technology to just remove the brain? If they're just looking for younger people. I have no idea, yeah. But there would be a thing in world where they're like, there are no young people in the future or something. Maybe.

Don't want to like displace the youth of today. We've got to displace the youth of yesterday. Yeah, that's a good point. All right, so I'm adding up the scores. Sure, that does change things a little bit. Here are the final scores. Adam, I don't know how this happened. You said from first to last place.

What? On three points. But it's golf scores, right? Lowest wins. And Adam wins golf scores. But in normal scores, in third place on four points, it's Marron.

Nicely done, nicely done. Am I, I'm still struggling to think of your name. Really? But am I saying it right? You're saying it right. Marron. Oh well, he's saying- It's Mark Marron.

He's saying it nearly right now. Okay, can you say it to me? Marron. Marron. Marron. Have I said it right once? You said it right like most of the time. Yeah, yeah.

But then also now I feel like I must correct you, so you don't feel bad. No, I've been saying Marin. And now I double trick myself back to that. Yeah. Marin. I'm confused now. You've gone Marin, Marin, Moron. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Marin? What's going to solve the problem for me is I'm just going to think of Andy Ma, the football commentator. Marin. Think, yeah. Is that right? Him and I, basically the commentator. Oh. Marron. Think, yeah. Is that right? Him and I, basically the same guy. Yeah. I also know a lot about sports.

Calm the warblers. Calm the warblers. So, Marron's in third place on four points. In second place, had been leading all game. Really fell off late, the house on nine points, but way out in front on 13 points, god damn it, it's Zamit. Yes. Zamit.

Who knew my knowledge of Mick Jagger's filmography would have come through once again. That's amazing, well done. Now just once again, and people will obviously be listening to this this week, but also into the future. Yes, yes, yes. Your board game. Yeah, it's called Jaren's Outpost. If you can go to Jaren's Outpost dot com. Or if you go to Sans Pants Radio, there should be links there.

And hopefully I have done my due diligence and given Matt the the link to the Kickstarter and hopefully he's done his due diligence. And it's in the show notes. You can just either go there. Maybe it's already up. Maybe it's coming soon. Hard to say. I would say if Zammat has sent it to me, I will a hundred percent, fifty percent have put it up. Fantastic.

Now, Marron, your podcast, so much fun and your guests on it. I don't think you've had a dud until this week. Aw, you got the day. Well, honestly, it was because your actual guest didn't show up and I happened to be walking out of the studio at the time. But you've had so many great guests. Ben Knight, who's a Hollywood superstar these days, as well as many other great comedians, Dan Connell and and who else are there?

Kirsty Wiback was the last guest. So many great guests. Yeah, so many good guests. And Matt Stewart. That's right. And your backup plan. Plan B, Plan C, Plan D. Don't tell people that. And do you want to quickly give them, give the listeners the rundown?

Because this is something I want to tell listeners before they go and listen. Most guests go on having thought about their crushes through their life. I had to really cram in some crushes. You had literally three minutes. And I and it was funny, like the first three crushes I said, I'm Googling them at the same time, like they all look like the same person. It was so weird. Like, honestly, they look like the same person. It was so weird. Like, honestly, they look like the same person.

Funny. Some call it a podcast, others call it therapy. Yeah, yeah. And then I panicked and said Charlie from High Five, who was from a children's band from after I was a child. Interesting. Yeah, I remember High Five. Do you find with many of your guests when they realise, all the crushes throughout their life they end up being like,

oh, and that's my partner currently or they have very similar or like that's the complete opposite of who I ended up with. Oh, yeah, I should say Charlie from high five is my wife. Luckily, you had a crush on her. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no one has figured that out yet. OK. Maybe one day. Maybe. Samet, I want to hear the episode of you on there.

I mean, I don't book the show. No, Matt's booking now. Nicely done. Well, congratulations and you hire. Yeah. What does this role pay? Anyway, check out that podcast listeners. It's so much fun.

And you can, they're all videoed here at Stupid Old as well, aren't they? Yes, yeah. So they can watch them, which is a lot of fun. And Adam Carnavalet, where can people find you? You can find me screaming in the streets for the most part, but other than that, my handle is art retro archetype, but also actually you know what, I'll double dip on the Jaren's Outpost because I also work on that. So Jaren's Outpost the board game.

Don't forget Southern Cross Station on YouTube music on Spotify. You're not even doing the pun. That's the station. Now you're plugging a place to catch a train. Yeah. If you want to get a V-Line to the country, go to Southern Cross Station. But if you want to hear some great music, listen to Southern Cross Station. Yeah. And also, I guess I do a Dungeons and Dragons podcast called The

Indies for Nerds. And it's so fun. Yeah, it is. It's a blast. Uh, previous guest, Joel Dusha is an ape sometimes. He is. But you also, I mean, this is probably a hot, somewhat of a hot... Topic? Topic. Mm-hmm.

A thing that people don't know, but we just last week did... If you sign up on patreon dot whatever... Dot com slash do the one. It's your Patreon! Adam's... Adam Zammet over here. I adopt it. thought adopted is not Adam's arm it and Joel kind of Adam kind of LA DM'd me as in dungeon. He done mastered

Mastered and there is an upcoming series monthly now And I'm so excited do I do go D&D yeah, it was a blast but we really have to do an episode of a titty slide or And I'm so excited. Do go D&D. Yeah, it was a blast. We really have to do an episode of Ape Titty Slide or Getting Fruity with Matt and the Boys coming up. Getting Fruity, absolutely. On the Primates podcast feed. But everything, Sands Pants Radio is sandspantsradio.com.

Yeah. And there's a million different and you're both on so many of them a hundred as well as most of the regular guests on this show yeah, including Cass Page mm-hmm and Zoe B and Bleach more do yeah Joel do show Why am I slurring I was on the water the whole time? Yeah, the big reveal at the end Thank you so much for joining us anyway Really appreciate it our listeners, please give us a five star review Why not and hang around there will be a lot of nonsense after the song

What I think there might be a feels like a half-hour type post credit scene kind of episode No, it was old girl. I only put the gold at the end Okay, and when I say I I mean Connor editor, because I will never listen to this. God bless you, Connor. God bless. God bless you, Connor. You are doing God's work. We love you. So cheers for tuning in to Who Knew with Matt Stewart, and now that you know it, I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye.

["Who Knew with Matt Stewart?" by Matt Stewart plays.] So we are, uh, so which one of these is not a real spider? No, which one is these is not a real spider. No which one is? You want to give me a real spider? So you'll all give me a real one. Wait what? You'll all give me a fake one. I don't know any spiders.

No Connor just for instance this stuff gets cut out. What are you talking about? This is good. This is the it's like the skin of the apple. It's where all the nutrients are. Which we put at the end to enjoy later. You're not getting your nutrients if you're not subscribed or sorry. Is it on the Patreon?

No, it's on it's on the just the back end. OK, well, if you're not listening to the end, then you're not getting the nutrients. You will you will contract scurvy. Yes. Yes. Yeah. That said, I am now thinking about Waros as mating, and it kind of makes sense. Yeah. If you imagine like the big ball Waros trying to like, and then like, you know, gyrate it.

Can you give us the noise again, please? Is the big, big ball Waros, is that where the ball War- is that where the ball war is named after? Is that a big bull waris? I think, did you say boar or bull? Bull. Yeah, B-U-L-L. But yes, you are right.

There is a sans pants accent, of course, and I find it much easier to understand Mar in a German than a... Yeah, right. ...a few sans pants accented ones. Yeah, it's a smeltered and vile way of, I don't know, kicked in the head vile way. I was pictured you'd learned English from anime or something. God, no, I would never. I think that's how Adam can describe it to me a few years ago.

Like, I've got what my girl- you said your partner called it a nerd accent? Yes, yes. Which nerd? Maybe I've extrapolated to anime. No, well, I mean like- Never be more insulted. It was, yeah, nerd accent, which is from like learning or getting all of your media online or whatever like that.

Right. It messes with the brain. Yeah, I agree. All right. So, oh, I forget that I'm working here. Oh my God. There's another group chat that popped open that is all about Aussie rules football. Yeah. And I'm like, this doesn't sound like a spider name. The worst generational player in Oliver.

If you need time to vamp, I actually happen to know a Russian phrase. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a- or it might be just- I don't know if you can count this as a phrase because it's a single word and I might be saying this wrong, but I believe it is shmelka and it means an ingenious- it's the vague translation is an ingenious solution to a problem you made for yourself, basically. I love that.

So, it's often used or the context I know it in is like a military context. So, an example I've heard is during the Cold War, the Russians created this really good bunker busting bomb, but it had it was really bad at finding its target. So in a test to prove that it could work, they made they made this huge yellow arrow which pointed to the target and the bomb could follow the arrow. And so in the test, it worked. But then they they were like, but in real life,

they're not the the Americans aren't going to be painting a big yellow arrow, are they? Why, they might. Chance isn't zero. Yeah, I mean, there's more than chance. They'll paint a different colored arrow. It's actually higher. Well, we're so close.

If only the only of the Yanks had painted it yellow instead of the red, white and blue. Gotcha! They love painting red, white and blue arrow stuff. Everywhere they go. Spoiled again. Yeah. I'm not exactly sure what you meant there. I- Well, I did think- Alright, so let me reveal to you-

Wait, are you a Mormon? Love making. You know, when you know, you enter a lady and then you get your closest friends to jump on the bed, you're still- Yes. And you're close- they jump on the bed because you're not doing the act of moving no, it's a sin Yes, so just the just the bed rocking. Okay now I understand. Okay. Thank you so much for putting in the terms I understand so after two rounds

The scores are a Mormon. Yes I don't know sorry the Mormon explain Fine is good. It's great. I have that yeah, you can have it. Absolutely. I mean we said! Can I have that? Yeah, you can have it. Absolutely. I mean, we said it at the same time, but yeah, you can have it. I'm just glad to be back in after that terrible joke I just told. Connor, edit that out. I'm gonna take that all the way to Netflix.

My Netflix special is gonna be called More Man-Splaining. I just ducked myself out of that hole. Don't do this to me. The subtitle is going to be no co-writers. I thought those were a completely different, your water that you're drinking. Whoops. I thought that was a completely different thing. Is that just like a beer?

That's a beer. What did you think it was? But that was a completely different thing. Is that just like a beer? That's a beer. What did you think it was? I thought they were gin and tonics. It's amazing how big drafters written on there. Yeah, they look like if Marlboro made a beer. Yes. It's like, hey, drink cigarettes. You.

Oh, wait. I think I actually know the person who, and this is going to be very funny then that I didn't read the draft down the bottom. I think I actually know the person who designed that can. Did they also work for Mel? Stingrays? Friend of a friend. Are they Bodriggy? Yeah, I think so.

Great brewery. It's very hard to say that word for me, Bodriggy. Bodriggy. We got a- one of the brewers listens to the pod, actually, James. Shout out to James. Yeah. And he's done a do go on ghost, do ghost on. Oh, like a ghost. For the last few years.

Can I just double check? Yeah. You definitely understand this question. Oh, no. It's at the Hi-Fi Bar. When did you say? It's at Max Watts later this month. Okay. At the time this comes out later in July. Hi-Fi Bar ain't a trip for me.

I don't know where it is. I don't know why everyone looked at me for a second. Do I look like a man that goes out? The Comedy Festival Club. You know. Joel. Do I look like a man that goes out? Joel. Yes. You know where the, that didn't work. Do I look like a Mammoth? Joel, yes.

You know where the Hi-Fi Club is. Do I? You know. I mean, it hasn't been called that in about eight years, but... I was like, do I? Have we performed it? Do I? You know.

Oh. You know. That sounds threatening. Yeah. It was. What do we do? It's a threat. That's where I saw Koh-Heaton Cambria.

Who? That's where I saw Koh-Hedon Cambria. Who? That's where I saw, what's that? That's where I saw Dragon Force. Dragon Force. I know Tism. Is that more made up bands? I don't know. Which ones sound made up to you?

All three. Yeah. Dragon, unfortunately, no, fortunately, I love all of those bands. None of them are made up. Yeah. Unfortunately, for you,, fortunately, I love all of those bands. None of them are made up. Yeah. Unfortunately, for you, you have not yet discovered any of them. Oh, no, fortunately, you get to discover them. That's fine. True. Yeah. And I'm very excited about that. Yeah.

I saw a Norwegian band there as well. If that maybe is slightly closer to home for you. The two guys wearing like red tracksuits with their hoods on. Does this ring any bells to anyone? Those guys, yeah, I love them. I'll quickly Google it. If you had to, I'm curious, because the name Dragon Force does-

Data Rock, Data Rock. Does conjure some ideas. When you think Dragon Force, what genre of music are you thinking they play? I think it would be like a mix between heavy metal and a game, like a board game. You know what? There's no mix there.

That is heavy metal. Yeah. There's a lot of heavy metal is like just singing about dragons. Pretty much, yeah. That's a very good guess. That is a really good guess. That is, that is correct. Why it's such a good guess.

Yeah. I also saw Exodus there, which would be the fifth of the big four of thrash Anyway, none of this is going on the episode. Fair enough like Exodus the X-Man villain. Oh, yes Yes, correct. Oh Man we're not even halfway through. I'm just realizing So there's one point to the head through I'm just realizing okay so there's one point to the house. It's okay, the hot out was BLEEEEHHHH So a point to Zammit, a point to the house.

I'm very disruptive so I apologize. No! I am sorry. You've put myself and Joel here and that was your mistake, but our fault. The funny thing is when I booked this in the other, in the last couple of days, I said to Myron, I said, I'll try and get one of your mates in as the third guest. And you got two, oh my god. Instead of one, I got two mates.

How lucky. Two for the price of one, yeah. Um, yeah, honestly, I didn't say if they were past or future mates. I got, I booked it, two future mates. I sort of prefer future mates over past mates, that would be. Fair, yeah. Awkward, wouldn't it? There's two ways that that can happen and both of them are uncomfortable, yeah. Now, in some recent episodes, and it started with Rob Brazlin from Tassie

in the ad break, just started advertising Australian salt. So, what? And he came up with some really good slogans for Australian salt. I don't know if any of you have an industry or a product you think is underrepresented. Maybe Hayden's band. Yes, Southern Crustation. What would be a good slogan for people to go out and see Southern Crustation? It guaranteed will be the best night of your life.

Your money back guaranteed again. your money back guaranteed again. That is a- this is full stop. Second sentence. This is a legal guarantee binding in the country of Australia. This is legal tender. Yeah, this is legal tender. That is the- I think they put that on their CDs as well. I'm very- I'm very pro my friends.

Anyway, yeah, that's it. In answer to your question, Maren, now you've never heard this band. How would you plug them? A band Sight Unseen. Southern Cross Station. Southern Cross Station. Like the... Oh my god, I did not get it until you said that. Like the train station.

I did not get that. Thank you so much for pointing that out. We all know how much attention Flinders Street Station gets, but really the real heroes are Southern Cross Station. Hear, hear. Nicely done, nicely done, nicely done. Hear, hear. Agreed, heartily agreed.

I still would call it Spencer Street Station. Because I'm as old as the wind. That is the second time I have heard you say that. I have loved that. It's a great expression. Wait, the second time you've heard me say that. I have loved that. Yeah. It's a good expression. Wait, the second time you've heard me say that I still call it Spencer Street Station. No.

Because I don't. I don't actually. It's the second time I've heard you say I'm as old as the wind. Right, yeah. The previous... Should we talk about that? Yeah, it's a good expression. Oh, yeah.

What would the German translation be? Do you want the actual translation? Yeah, yeah. The Wist... I... Wie der Wind. Pretty boring, but I want the actual translation? Yeah, yeah. The whiskers, I'd be the wind. Pretty boring, but I want to dive into that a bit more. Okay.

If you are as old as the wind. Yeah, it's interesting, isn't it? Because the wind must have been around pretty early. You could say that wind like always exists or you could also say wind comes like real quickly and then goes again. Oh, yeah, that's true. That would be really new wind, like freshly born. Yeah, each wind, I'm as old as the wind. Which one?

Yeah. The one that just went past. So just basically I was born. Yeah, he has a fun little game. Hey, how does wind happen? This isn't an episode of your podcast, I mean. How does wind happen and if it did, what would its superhero name be?

Like the dumbest explanation of your show. But though, yeah, it's just fun to know like, yeah, something as basic as the wind. I genuinely have no idea how wind generates. Yes. I have some guesses. Fans? Big fans? Naturally occurring fans.

Right? I have some guesses, but no, a tunnel? I thought you meant you have naturally occurring fans. Right? I have some guesses but no tunnel? I thought you meant you have some big fans. I tell you, who does have big fans? Southern Crustacean. Yes. Damn right. One right here.

Well it's got one big fan. No one off. They're very popular. Very popular. You should get into them. Yeah. Available now on Spotify. And YouTube Music.

We really gotta get them, if we can get them supporting System of a Don't. That's the dream. That's the dream. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it'd really be System of a Don't supporting them because they are among the biggest bands around today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do they play originals or they cover band themselves? They play originals.

Oh my God. My favourite song of theirs is called Mixtape. OK. No, Grixtape. Okay. No, Grip Tape. God, you're stupid. Grip Tape is my biggest fan. That is so different. That is quite a lot different.

No, they rhyme. One of them is about skating, which I know nothing about. Did you just say they rhyme? Because they absolutely do not rhyme. Mixed tape and gripped tape? That doesn't rhyme. They ended the same word, how did they not? Tape. Tape.

Tape doesn't rhyme with tape. You can't rhyme with tape. I mean, yeah, I guess it does. By default. Thank you for agreeing with me. I don't know if that counts as a rhyme. I'm 12, I'm going to 12 angry men in this group. Okay. I got one, now I'm just going to need the other a wrong. I'm 12, I'm going to 12 angry men in this group.

I got one, now I just need the other two and then I could go free. That's like when, it's like in Australia when someone speaks and they're from, you know, from- Adelaide. Adelaide, you're like, they- What are they saying? They speak English. Like I reckon that is the one accent I can pick. I can tell when someone's from Adelaide.

What is a graph? What is a graph? I don't know. Would you like to go for a dance tonight? What is that? Where are we going? Frog in a pond? What are you saying?

Could be anything. Uh, can I have a pie floater and go for a dance later if you feel interested in that at all? Where are we going? I don't know. Are we going for a dance? I know what that is.? I don't know. Are we going for a dance? I know what that is. No, no, dance. We're going for a dance later on if that's

something you might be interested in. I'm not. Would you like to come to France? Go for a dance? Is that something you might be interested in at all? I didn't know you were from Adelaide. Well, that's the thing. I've been to Adelaide. Oh, I'm so sorry. But you are Russian, right? We did a lot of body in Adelaide. Yeah. Oh, I'm so sorry. But you are Russian, right?

We did a lot of body in Adelaide. We did. We did. Oh, Adelaide. Never been back. That's yeah, they wouldn't let us. Yeah. By choice.

After what we said. All right. All of that's going to cut out. What do you mean? It's gone. You know, I've actually got Swiss Italian heritage. Really? Yeah, my dad's mum's Swiss Italian, so maybe I'll go to my home home one day.

Yeah, maybe. Get to Gouda. Back to the ancestral... Gouda. It's not Gouda. It's not Gouda. What is... The cheese?

That's not the name of the place. Like Gouda. It's not Gouda. What is the cheese? That's not the name of the place. It's like Gouda. Like Gouda the Knight. What is the name? Anyway, I'll... It's not Gouda. I'm confident it's not Gouda. I believed you. No, it was well delivered. Of Gouda.

Man, I've got to find out what it's actually called. Something like Gouda, though. Probably Gouda. It's probably Gouda. Man, I've got to find out what it's actually called. Something like Gouda, though. Probably Gouda. It's probably Gouda. It's probably Gouda. Where else is the cheese from? Can I ask very quickly, to return to Swiss German, I have a very genuine question. Is, you said you struggled to understand Swiss German.

Is it an accent thing or is it like actually a variation far enough away? It's just me personally, I struggle to understand. No, it's like they actually have a set of different words as well. Yeah. So it's not just the accent. It is also the accent, but also use words like, if you ever heard like in different parts of Germany, we have a different word for the word bread roll. I did not know that. Oh, yeah. It's like certain things are just called something completely different.

That's interesting. Like how we would say potato cake, but in other states, they call it a potato scallop. Oh, yeah, that is- that divides the nation. Divides the nation into Victoria and everyone else. Oh, really? I think another one would be the chicken parma. Yes. Yeah So infantile there's palm is it well, that's like pamo or something. No, I'm fine Parma and there's one more that's even weirder. Okay Chicken pommie

I'm pretty sure they're Jelong-gold parmies as well. It's messed up. Yeah, babies be doing this all day. Baby, let's go! Like little crab. Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimim Could I get a chicken parma please? Oh my god, a man just entered here. A full grown adult. A full grown Russian man. Could I actually have a parma, thank you very much. Oh, can I have a little parma?

Yeah, can I have some parma, we sell it. Parma with some chips. Okay, I think we'll put that one to bed. Nah. Like a little baby should be. This thing's empty. When did that happen? Isn't that your last? Yeah.

Yeah, me too. That's so sad. Oh, no. Too kind. No, thank you though. What do you... Germans are real strict about beers as well. Have you... Are you annoyed by the loose sense of Australian beer? Yeah, I think we're like generally strict about everything. Yeah.

That's what they're known for. Beer, yes. There is the purity law, which sounds weird, but it's about beer. It's about beer. I just want to stress that. Cool, yeah. It's about beer. Yep.

It's just unfortunately named, I guess. Yeah. Isn't there? Wow. All right. I remember learning, doesn't- the oldest brewery in the world is in, like, Berlin or something like that. And it's- they- because they have the original residence, but that place is not large enough to accommodate for the amount of beer that they produce. So, they have the original residence and then they have, like, an industrial, much larger place

quite a bit away. But to make sure that it's still all the same beer, there's an underground pipe or something like that that connects them. I saw that in a video. I didn't know that, but that sounds about right. I saw that in a video. I didn't know that, but that sounds about right. My brother went to a university in Germany, fun fact, and a university was owned by Weingstefan, which is the oldest brewery in the world. That's the one!

And that meant every time my brother went to anything that was happening, done by the university, beer was free. Oh my God. Truly is a paradise. Beer free for uni students? That's a recipe for a good time. That's a good idea. That's a good beer. I've had it.

It's nice. That's fair enough. I've never had a beer I like. The tarts were so revealing. I had to wear three or four pairs of pants. Firstly, Mara thought someone wrote it in here. Secondly, Adam Carnavale thought it was the correct answer. Thirdly, Adam Zamit wrote it. Adam Zamit! Adam Zamit!

Adam Zamit! Do it! Adam Zamit is, is, uh, I've merged you two together. Will we not talk about it before? Is Adam Zamit! Do it! Adam Zamet is a... I've merged you two together. Were we not talking about it before? Is Adam Zamet a real person? Could be. So much does Joel not feel like you should be calling him Joel that you just rubbed the nearest meme. You know what I was...

Adam Zamper is a cricketer. And I... Adam Zamet. Adam Zamet. a cricketer. And I... Adam Zam... Adam Zamit. I apologize for that. But that will be, obviously, I'm one of the great hosts. And publicly, everyone still believes that. I agree. So there's no way that that will make the light of day. So let me say it again.

So cheers for tuning into Who Knew with Matt Stewart. And now that you know it, I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye. Fuckin' fuck. So cheers for tuning into who knew with Matt Stewart and now that you know it I've been Matt Stewart goodbye Thank you so much, I'm so sorry you guys are great. I'm sorry