Dating can be a hot mess, from being ghosted by your crush to realizing that you've been catfished by a Tinder match. Why Won't You Date Me? is here to help. Join Nicole Byer, the perpetual singleton, as she invites fellow comedians, friends, and ex-flings to talk romance and share their wildest dating tales, from cringeworthy first dates to jaw-dropping hookup stories. Nothing is off-limits.
362 episodes transcribed"Please acknowledge your pain."Echo Kellum (Arrow, Rick & Morty) discusses overcoming life's pain after emotional trauma, controlling negative feeling...
"I would eat my ass for flavor, and you can quote me on that."Dave Ross (stand-up, Suicide Buddies podcast) shares his experience performing at a sex...
"All I want is a dick that is also a coat rack." Laci Mosley (Florida Girls, Scam Goddess podcast) discusses reckless driving, which dating app has th...
"I was at a point where I was like... I never sorta played the field and had fun. I'm gonna do that now."Paul F. Tompkins (Between Two Ferns: The Movi...
"He said, 'I'd rather be dead than how old YOU are.'"Things get real emotional in this episode. Sam Pancake (Arrested Development, A Million Little Th...
Atsuko Okatsuka (stand-up, Let's Go Atsuko! podcast) discusses living as an undocumented for 7 years, meeting people on Craigslist, and being fetishiz...
"You only get to cuddle if there's been penetration."Fortune Feimster (The Mindy Project, Chelsea Lately) shares the cute story how she met her fiance...
"I would like to see films where women's pleasure is also in focus. Where it's important to the story that she is also having a good time." Erotic fil...
"We stayed married for 7 years - and we should've never gotten married." From the age of 20, Ron Funches (Trolls, Giggle Fit, The Eric Andre Show) was...
"When he came, did he go AWOOO?"Justin Simien (Creator of Dear White People) joins Nicole to talk about the kinkiest thing he's ever done, teach her a...
"I would love for Guy Fieri to narrate my sex"Ashley Nicole Black (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, A Black Lady Sketch Show) joins Nicole to share her...
"I thought I had contracted an STD where I was rotting from the inside"Drag queen Monique Heart (RuPaul's Drag Race Season 10, All Stars Season 4) has...
DeRay Davis (Snowfall, 21 Jump Street) has lived a polyamorous relationship with 2 women for most of his life. He explains how he introduces it to his...
Jessica McKenna (Off Book podcast) has had a boyfriend in every stage of her life. She details the drama behind her middle school romance, to meeting...
"I thought I was going to die. I was actually laughing at the idea of living."Johnny Pemberton (22 Jump Street, Superstore) discusses taking LSD at Di...
"I'm crazier than you. I'll fuck you up with these dildos"Ronnie Adrian (Comedy Bang Bang, White Women) joins Nicole to discuss their mutual struggle...
Alice Wetterlund (Girl Code, Treks and the City podcast) joins Nicole to discuss their Girl Code tour horror stories, talk about men who claim to have...
Freshly drunk from a power-hour, Gabrus (High & Mighty), Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell (Doughboys) join Nicole to discuss how they would want to die, t...
D.J. 'Shangela' Pierce (RuPaul's Drag Race, A Star is Born) discusses his struggles with dating, getting picked up by fans, and describes his perfect...
"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... But not this."Greta Titelman (The Worst podcast) breaks the double-standard behind having sex on a first dat...
