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Episode Date: March 29, 2023Rachel's favorite Presidential-choice poet! Griffin's favorite places to get conventionally grown mozzarella sticks!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/al...bum/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaEquality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/ MaxFunDrive ends on March 29, 2024! Support our show now by becoming a member at maximumfun.org/join.
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Hi, this is Rachel McElroy.
Hello, this is Griffin McElroy.
And this is wonderful.
It's so special today.
And I can feel it in the air.
Whoa, okay. In the studio. It's week two of the Max Fun Drive. Yes. Huge for us, but even huger,
I would say. And I love how these two events have dovetailed. It's Rachel's birthday.
Now, we didn't plan this. We did not plan this. I know that it was Sydney's birthday just the
other day. And that felt like, is that a
push for MaxFunDrive? And now we're doing
it too, but it is actually also my birthday
today. And tomorrow is our son's
birthday. There's so many birthdays.
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And, um, we, we, we sure do appreciate it.
Um, but I sure also do appreciate, I'm serving a lot of masters this episode because it's
tough talking about the Max Fund Drive, which I feel very strongly about and your birthday, which I feel also very, very strongly about.
Do you have any small wonders?
Oh, man.
I'm going to say when, and this is applicable, when you receive birthday gifts in advance of your birthday. But you save them until the day of your birthday.
That's good.
This is something I don't know if everybody expects me to do.
But if I receive a gift in advance of the actual day, I will not open it.
No.
Until the day.
Right.
It's a little treat for myself.
It feels like cheating to do it otherwise.
I know.
I'm nervous because my parents are about to come into town.
And I have a gift from them.
And I'm trying to decide.
I should probably wait until they get here.
Even though it is my birthday today.
No, I would crack that bad boy.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
I love you and your birthday.
And I love giving people presents.
It makes me very uncomfortable to see them open it.
And because I can't help but like sort of look at their face
and try to sort of like look at their little micro expressions.
Although I do love giving our sons presents.
Well, yeah, because they're an easy target.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One of them likes cars.
One of them likes Pokemon and Sonic.
So just any of those.
I know.
If you get one of those two things, guaranteed going to put smiles on those little faces.
And what's great is there are infinites of all of those things.
All of them.
There's so many cars.
And so many Sonic characters.
So many fucking Sonic characters.
I don't know where they came from, honestly.
I don't either.
So they could be entirely made from whole cloth.
But he seems to know them.
Maybe. I don't know. A lot of times i will give him one that i've never heard of yeah we got him like this purple chameleon dude and it's like i don't know who that is but he has cool bangles so
he must be all right um i'm gonna say uh, just sort of freestyling, making, um, vehicles with Legos.
Yeah.
It's always been a passion of mine.
We've, we, we do a lot of Legos around the house, mostly Minecraft Lego sets, which Henry is like obsessed with.
And we've built over a dozen of those.
And you say we.
Me and Henry.
Uh, mostly me. Mostly you you yeah henry has an interest in
the completed set he does not necessarily have the patience or ability yet to do it himself
but when we freestyle it he likes to make little monsters and little robots yeah they're so good
and they're really really good and he will play with them for hours and hours yeah he will always
make me take a picture
and then tell me that he wants me to send it to his teacher he made a snake robot yesterday with
a hand on the back of it that he named handler and we played with handler for a long time i love that
that's my favorite one it's my favorite friend's character too it's my favorite friend's character My favorite Prince character is Handler and Annika and Aus, Hachel,
Hoi B,
Owee,
Owee and Hoi B.
They should get together, don't you think?
They'd be such a good pair.
Yeah.
I also love Arma and Bray.
Okay.
This isn't applicable anymore.
You go first this week.
Yes. What do you got for us
for your birthday
and the second week
of the Max Fun Drive?
I bet it's gonna be
hot stuff.
If you had to guess,
what would you guess?
Your birthday?
No.
That'd be weird
if you brought your own,
your own birthday.
No.
If I had to guess,
I don't know.
Do you have a lot of things
that you enjoy, baby?
Oh, you're going to Poetry
Corner? Yes, sir. Oh, you're not holding
a book. I'm not. That's usually my
clue. They do have poems on the internet.
You're kidding me. They do. Yeah, you
don't have to have a book.
How's that work?
Is it on Amazon?
You buy the poems?
A lot of times they're just up there for free.
Oh, like Torrent.
Like you download and go to the old Pirate Bay and download and Torrent a few poems.
I go to LimeWire.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
Wow, I never would have thought.
We're talking about poems.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
The poem I'm reading today I got from Poetry Foundation, which has a lot of them up there.
Sounds like they would. It would be wild if they had something else. Mm-hmm. You know from Poetry Foundation, which has a lot of them up there. Sounds like they would.
It'd be wild if they had something else.
You know where Poetry Foundation is located?
Oh, sure.
Washington, D.C.
No, Chicago, Illinois.
Fuck.
I used to go to Printer's Row Book Fair.
Did you ever go to that?
Oh, yeah.
I had for a while.
I had a little free poetry foundation tote bag.
I love that.
That I used to carry around like, hey, you know what I like.
Oh, for sure.
I got this for free.
The poet I wanted to talk about, though, does have a connection to DC, and that is Elizabeth Alexander.
Okay.
uh she was born in new york but grew up in washington dc and uh actually went to school at sidwell friend school which is the dc school that like a lot of the president's kids go to so
like chelsea clinton went there sasha and malia went there it's like the fancy school in dc that
yeah the the super smart fancy kids go to right Right. And that's where she went.
But you know what's interesting is that she actually has a,
besides, you know, having gone to the same school many years in advance as the Obamas,
she actually has a connection to President Barack Obama.
When she was at University of Chicago.
And she was doing that because she was an assistant professor of English in the early 90s.
And that was around the time that President Obama was a senior lecturer at the school's law school.
Oh, that's fun.
And so they met each other then. And then in 2009, Elizabeth Alexander had the opportunity to read the poem at the presidential
inauguration.
Oh, cool.
She was only the fourth poet to read at a presidential inauguration.
Wow.
Which I was surprised about.
Yeah.
Because it seems like there have been a lot of them.
Well, there's a lot of singing at these things,
if memory serves.
You get a lot of,
I feel like a lot of diva sort of singer style folks have.
I guess because it's so memorable.
So there was Robert Frost in 1961,
Maya Angelou in 1993,
which I think I believe I read that poem, actually.
Bill Clinton?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Miller Williams in 1997, which I think was Clinton's second term.
And then, you know, Amanda Gorman.
Yeah, of course.
Which kind of blew things up.
It's weird that presidents give a second inaugural address.
I feel like you should be allowed to phone that one in.
Be like, thanks guys. I appreciate it.
You clearly
like what I'm laying down.
And so just more of the same, I think
is going to be the sort of vibe I'm
going for. Huge thanks.
I was worried. Huge thanks, gang.
I think the poem always
especially the poem
it gives you kind of this
sense of like a little bit of a fresh start in a way sure like yeah i've been here but now we're
about to start something a little better yeah a little different yeah and here's a poem to set
that time the extent of that is definitely not contingent on the many other elected representatives
and the sort of demographic makeup of congress yeah this is our year gang this is gonna be it for sure i'm feeling like getting a lot of stuff done
yeah yeah and i'm a real sucker for that if i'm gonna be honest like i love being hopeful sure um
which is probably not unique to me but i'm always willing to fall for it like you put the right words together i'm like
yes good poem yes things are going to be better yeah so i actually wanted to read that poem that
she read at uh his inauguration and it's called praise song for the day whose inauguration
president obama oh okay 2009 got it elizabeth. Yes. Sorry. We talked about a lot of inaugurations and I got all mixed up, confused. Praise song for the day.
Each day we go about our business, walking past each other, catching each other's eyes or not,
about to speak or speaking. All about us is noise. All about us is noise and bramble,
thorn and din, each one of our ancestors on our tongues.
Someone is stitching up a hem, darning a hole in a uniform, patching a tire, repairing the things in need of repair.
Someone is trying to make music somewhere with a pair of wooden spoons on an oil drum, with cello, boombox, harmonica, voice.
A woman and her son wait for the bus.
A farmer considers the changing sky.
A teacher says, take out your pencils, begin.
We encounter each other in words, words spiny or smooth, whispered or declaimed, words to consider, reconsider.
We cross dirt roads and highways that mark the will of someone, and then others who said, I need to see what's on the other side.
I know there's something better down the road. We need to find a place where we are safe.
We walk into that which we cannot yet see.
Say it plain, that many have died for this day.
Sing the names of the dead who brought us here, who laid the train tracks, raised the bridges, picked the cotton and the lettuce, built brick by brick the glittering edifices they would then keep clean and work inside of.
Praise song for struggle, praise song for the day, praise song for every hand-lettered sign, the figuring it out at kitchen tables.
for every hand-lettered sign, the figuring it out at kitchen tables.
Some live by love thy neighbor as thyself.
Others by first do no harm and take no more than you need.
What if the mightiest word is love?
Love beyond marital, filial, national.
Love that casts a widening pool of light.
Love with no need to preempt grievance.
In today's sharp sparkle, this winter air,
anything can be made.
Any sentence begun.
On the brink, on the brim, on the cusp, praise song for walking forward in that light.
Isn't that lovely?
That's, I love an epic poem isn't that lovely that's i love
an epic poem about just sort of life yes and i i and i love it because i feel like it's
very hard to write it's probably the hardest kind of poem to write and write well yeah
yeah because it can seem just like a list.
It can seem like a list.
It can seem like nothing but sort of just gross generalization.
Right, when you write about life,
that's a pretty broad sort of thing
that is different for a lot of people.
And so to say like,
I'm going to wrap this whole thing up in a few good stanzas,
but that was excellent.
One of the poems,
or one of the poets I've brought here before is Kenneth Coke.
And he was of this like New York school of poets.
And they got criticism for what they called I do this, I do that poems.
Yeah.
Because they were kind of like listy.
But I feel like that so accurately reflects a time period like it's kind of the best way to kind of travel through
time in in what people do yeah day to day here's what's interesting about that poem so you know
obviously that is a huge platform for her to give that poem at the inauguration and she was
largely unknown at that point.
One, because she's a poet.
I was going to say.
And two, just, I mean, just, you know, in the poetry community, you know, she wasn't as widely known.
Actually, in 2007, which was just two years earlier, she received an honor. She was the first recipient of the Jackson Poetry Prize, which is an annual prize awarded by poets and writers for an American poet who deserves wider recognition.
That's great.
So they were like, hey, you should really be checking this person out. And then two years later, she's like, I'm going to read in front of everybody. So here's what is really unfortunate.
So she read that poem. And then all these newspapers came out and were like no
it wasn't very good ah the chicago tribune the los angeles times book editor uh most critics
uh were were unimpressed uh quote her poem was too much like prose okay what the fuck
does that even mean quote her delivery was insufficiently dramatic.
Adam Kirsch of the New Republic found the poem, quote, dull, bureaucratic, and found it proved that the poet's place is not on the platform, but in the crowd.
That she should speak not-
Fuck yeah.
That's a cool thing to say, dude.
That she should speak not for the people, but to them.
Oh, nice.
Which like, how is she not speaking to the people?
What a fucking bonkers, inane thing to say about any kind of art form whatsoever.
I know.
You shouldn't be doing that to people.
You should be doing it with them.
What is that?
Yeah, like, she's at the inauguration.
Like, what is she supposed to do?
Can I say something about poetry as somebody who is is like, doesn't know fuck all about it?
I feel like I saw a lot of this about Amanda Gorman also when she did her book.
A lot of people who came out like, that wasn't very good, don't know fucking anything about poetry, who were like, is an art form that a lot of people who don't know anything about it feel very well equipped to say some shit about it, which is completely mystifying to me.
Yeah, it's incredibly hard to write a poem and to write a poem that is supposed to welcome the new president and deliver it in front of a larger audience than most likely that poet has ever spoken in front of.
Or most poets.
That was a big – both of Obama's inauguration, those were big fucking to-dos.
So I can't think of too many times where poets had a bigger platform than that.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I would recommend checking out Elizabeth Alexander.
She has a great book.
She has a great book.
She wrote an essay in 2020 called The Trayvon Generation in The New Yorker that she then turned into a book that just came out in 2022. examination like beautiful examination of kind of what it is like to be a young person in black
america particularly if you have only lived in a world during you know trayvon and george floyd
brianna taylor in that time period that was hugely traumatic and she speaks kind of to that
generation of young people and kind of this world that we live in now uh and so i would i would
really recommend looking at that if you enjoyed
her poem and enjoy her. I almost want to, even though I don't read poetry recreationally,
just to spite the critics from whatever. God, 2009, that was a long time ago, eh?
Yeah.
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Hey, can I talk about my thing?
Yes.
Okay, good.
Because my thing is casual dining restaurants.
Oh, interesting.
I was originally just going to do Applebee's, but then I decided to broaden it a little bit bigger.
Okay.
Partially because I haven't eaten at an Applebee's in a long time.
Yeah, I think the last time was when I got a gift card from a coworker.
Was that an Applebee's or a Chili's?
That was a Chili's, my friend.
We did go to a Chili's in Austin.
The Chili's.
The like meme Chili's in Austin at like Guadalupe and like 44th or something like that.
I think it's Lamar.
Lamar and yeah, maybe.
Maybe.
Great fucking Chili's, man.
Awesome.
Had some of their zesty little chicken poppers.
Austin is a community that is very blessed with unique restaurants.
Incredible restaurants.
To the point where you don't actually really, like, unlike a community maybe that doesn't have that, you don't have to go to a chain restaurant.
Sure.
And yet, there is an opportunity.
There is an opportunity if you do.
And yet there is an opportunity.
There is an opportunity if you do.
I feel like living in Austin and D.C., like D.C. has an incredible food scene as well, has made me forget the face of my father, who is Applebee's, a little bit.
Because, like, I have a very soft spot in my heart for casual dining restaurants, largely because, like, growing up in Huntington, there wasn't another option for, like, quote unquote, like nice food, right?
Like not, I guess not fast food.
I definitely had that experience in St. Louis.
Now, there may have been nice food there.
I'm not sure.
I will say St. Louis definitely has nice restaurants. But after, you know, after a football game or on an evening or weekend, like we were going to the Applebee's
or the Steak and Shake.
Huntington has great restaurants now
that I'm very happy for.
Huntington has gotten sort of 50,000 times cooler
since I left it, which is unfortunate.
But there was something very beautiful
about anytime you had a date or a birthday
or a cast party for a show, whatever.
Like your choice of dining establishment was
probably made for you and it was um i want to try to separate sort of my nostalgia
for that that experience from the like the discussion at large um because i think there's
a lot about casual dining restaurants that I love sort of unironically.
I love a big menu.
I love a big menu that covers multiple food genres.
Like a physically big menu?
I do like a physically big menu.
God help me.
I know they're gross.
I feel like the worm has turned against big laminated menus because they're just apparently very, very dirty.
But man, when I get one, Cheesecake Factory menus are like bound. There's
like a binding that has to happen there because of how bodacious and heavy, like when you can't
see someone on either side of you because of just the width of the menu that you're looking at. I
love that. I love a restaurant with a million apps and desserts and a kid's menu that goes for days.
That is huge for us.
I cannot understate the value of that last point, especially for us when we're like touring, when we're on the road and we need to get food for our kids backstage at a show.
Knowing that there is a Cheesecake Factory nearby with their infinite menu really relieves a lot of stress from that equation.
There's an amazing article.
I'm sure I've talked about it on this show before from a website called First We Feast where they interviewed a bunch of NBA players.
Because in the NBA, the Cheesecake Factory has this like cult-like following that nobody could really understand.
And so they interviewed a bunch of NBA players and they realized like there's a cheesecake factory in every nba team city they are usually in the like
central hub where you know the the uh the hotels and uh basketball arenas are i think that's probably
what they're called stadiums sometimes stadium. Stadiums maybe sometimes. The portions are enormous and the prices aren't bonkers because
if you're coming at it from like a rookie salary that you have to kind of manage, like that can be
a consideration. I know people think like, oh, basketball players are super, super rich.
That is not always the case all the time. And also the buildings are usually huge enough
that like if you and most of the team
want to have a sit-down dining experience cheesecake factory can hook you up there too
is the food amazing at a lot of casual dining restaurants no of course not is it like a lot
of the time sort of frozen and rehydrated yes Yes, it is. Do I need my mozzarella sticks to be farm to table?
I do not.
That's true.
I do not.
I'm sure that farm to table mozzarella sticks exist
and I'm sure that they are excellent.
But like, I don't need my Bloomin' Onion.
What's that Outback Steakhouse?
We haven't mentioned you by name,
but you know I'm looking at you.
Do I need my Bloomin' Onion to be artisanally made i do not there is a place for this this
echelon of food and it exists very specifically in this one sort of category of restaurants
that is sort of dying and not sort of like it's wicked dying like casual dining's in a very rough spot right
now obviously with the covid19 shutdowns when they were in sort of full effect traffic disappeared
as things sort of got back to normal i saw a statistic that was like traffic at casual dining
restaurants is down like 59 percent uh from from where it was pre-COVID. But even before that, fast casual restaurants,
which is your Chipotle's, which is your Five Guys,
anything without drive-thru service
that doesn't have full table service,
typically you would call a fast casual dining experience,
just obliterated the market.
Because of how much easier and obviously faster it is
to get food there and as sort of the prevalence of, you know, meal delivery took off, which again was compounded by COVID. You know, it's a lot easier to get a burrito from a restaurant to someone's door than it is to get like some chicken piccata, for example. And so casual places have tried to pivot, but I feel like they are fighting a losing battle.
I don't think that there is any coming back from this because it's just like for us personally speaking, it is very hard for us to get a babysitter and get together for like a night out at a dinner.
If we're going to do that, usually, you know, and we live in a city where we have
infinite options because we live in D.C., like usually we're going to go for someplace a little
bit nicer than a Chili's. But at the same time, I am eternally grateful to have that option
available to me when we are traveling. Yeah, I wonder if the young people still do the casual dining.
Because I remember the prospect of going to a restaurant
when you, one, don't have a lot of money,
and two, don't really know how money is managed,
is intimidating.
And I just remember so many times going to restaurants and sitting
around and like all of us were like, always trying to figure out how much money we were
supposed to put down. And that process was made so much easier in an environment that was not
stuffy or intimidating. Exactly. That's a really good point. It is a good place to kind of cut
your teeth. I'm glad that I went to as many dates at Applebee's and Outback's that I did because it is like a pretty nonjudgmental environment to kind of get your sea legs under you.
Also, there's like lots of places where, you know, fine dining options are limited.
And it kicks ass that there are, you know, is the cheesecake factory can be there in those times and also full full stop fancy restaurants don't serve riblets and fucking
oreo mudslide dirt cake and some of that shit rules yeah yeah no that's true like most uh places
that are considered fancy don't have a lot of appetizers and they don't have a lot of dessert
options. Yes. Whereas a casual
dining restaurant always has tons
of both of those things. Of course. Like you could make
a whole meal out of apps and
desserts at these places. And you should.
You absolutely should. Also casual restaurants
have done some fucking bonkers stuff to try
and stay in the conversation. Yeah.
Like I'd like to see Panera Bread try to do
infinite soup salad and breadsticks. They'd go out of business. I don't think they know. I don't think stuff to try and stay in the conversation like i'd like to see panera bread try to do infinite
soup salad and breadsticks they'd go out of business i don't think they know i don't think
they can do that they charge you for all that shit there but olive garden when you're here you
are family um this segment has made me want to eat a big blackened steak at the applebee's i don't
think there is one actually close to us, sadly.
No, I don't think so.
You know what has me thinking about is milkshakes.
Oh, yeah.
For whatever reason, at casual dining restaurants, they almost always have milkshakes.
Sure do.
And I could not finish one these days.
It would destroy my body.
Yeah.
And I would feel terrible.
But I like them.
I had a milkshake. This is a complete non sequitur
at the Alamo Draft House pretty soon after I moved to Austin and it was a I mean they do them
right there they do them yeah big and thick yeah you can turn that cup upside down it probably
make a big mess but you know what I'm saying.
That wrecked me so completely that it changed my life.
That I was like, I can't.
I don't think I've had a milkshake since because I'm like, I can't keep doing this.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, you are most likely lactose intolerant.
Yeah, I think so.
I think so.
We did our pizza party stream yesterday and I did not feel so good after that.
I have noticed since I have made a return to dairy that I generally do not feel well after consuming lots of dairy.
No, there's an object lesson in there somewhere.
But I'm too dang distracted by the MaxFunDrive and your birthday.
And my birthday.
And your birthday to talk about it.
This is our last pitch for you
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Rose Buddies ain't around no more, but the BoCo still is if you want to go and dive into that.
There's so much really, really fun stuff for you to go listen to.
But again, I am a supporter of the MaxFun.
Yeah, me too, which is so unnecessary because we live in the same house.
But I like, it is an honor to be a part of this network.
When I got an email from Jesse in like February,
2011 while I was checking out at the Trader Joe's
in Chicago, I was like, hey, we have some listeners
of ours who suggested your show and we listened to it
and think it would be a really great fit for the network.
That was full blown, like life changing.
Yeah.
Like like life event for us.
And that I mean, that year kicked ass.
That was the year I moved to Austin and met Rachel.
And we did our first live show in Chicago with Jordan and Jesse.
And that was an incredibly happy and exciting year. And I genuinely do, around the Max Fund Drive every year, feel that same sort of joy and excitement that this is our lives and this is our career and that we've gotten to be a part of this thing that we all love so much.
Yeah.
And I want to say particularly about this show, Griffin is somebody now that creates a lot of content.
But I would say like this show is like the most personal, vulnerable thing that you make.
Would you say that's true?
I would say now that I don't do Griffin's Amiibo Corner anymore, I would agree with
that.
Now that I don't do Griffin's Amiibo Corner anymore, I would agree with that.
I think each week when we sit down and we talk about things that we like, you know,
there is, I think, inherently a risk of coming across as like silly, you know?
But I never feel that way because of the community MaxFun has given us and the support of the audience and-
Just the best.
And the opportunity to talk to my person
that i like so much i like you too yeah maximumfund.org join is is the link please please
think about going there if you like us and you have the means if you like us if you like us please
like us please please like us we have a bunch of stuff over at our youtube channel at the macroy
family we've been doing streams basically every day and have done a lot of fun stuff like the
pizza party stream mentioned earlier we've been me and basically every day and have done a lot of fun stuff like the pizza party stream mentioned earlier.
Me and Justin, Travis, and Dad have been playing a weird sort of competitive version of Stardew Valley that I didn't know existed.
That's over there too.
Yeah, and Griffin and I played Stardew Valley.
Rachel and I also did some streaming.
I finally got to see her farm.
It's a thing of beauty.
Thank you to Bowen and Augustus for these for our theme song, Money Won't Pay.
You can find a link to that in the episode description.
All of our merch stuff is over at MacRoryMerch.com.
I'm trying to wrap up quick because I know you have a meeting in like one minute.
Um, but yeah, you know what?
Let's call it.
That's it.
Thank you all so much for, for listening.
We'll be back next week with another sort of straight down the, straight over the plate,
non-MaxFunDrive episode.
So you're going to listen to that and feel like,
ah,
dang it.
Why didn't I donate during the actual max fund drive episode?
Don't let that be you.
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