Yannis Pappas Hour - Bullish on Retardio & Peace

Episode Date: October 18, 2024

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Hello everybody, welcome to the Yanis Papas Hour. What is going on? You tell me. At this point, I want to do the show where I just take suggestions. You know, when people just say, talk about this, and I'll talk about that. Because, this show is all about you, the people, the proletariat, the bourgeoisie, and everyone that's in the net. The net some of the people is who I love.

I am all about the P East Dove. I am someone rapping a song. This is someone who listens to children's songs all day. People say spend time with your kids and enjoy your kids, but they don't tell you that you're going to go crazy from Bluey.

I dream it. All I dream is bluey. It's cartoons. It's like reliving your childhood when you're done with it. So it's like all the stuff you would have enjoyed when you were a kid. You're watching again as an adult going like, let me try to find some adult pleasure in the theme of this Beauty and the Beast. Okay.

She's a oh my God. Oh, the guy he's like, you know, he's the underdog. She's the pretty girl Okay, that's great. Why does it smell like dead eggs in here? So it's really just a situation all parents are in and You just gotta you just gotta push them to grow up quicker and go Can you just grow up quick so we can go see The latest transformer movie together because everything right now You know is just three and under three and under movies. So there's a lot of singing. There's a lot of singing

There's a lot of miss Rachel who's a chick who went on YouTube and just became a billionaire She's got like 25 billion views. She's worth more than Bitcoin right now, which is worth the most it's ever been, which is $68,000, I assume, because Bitcoin is still measured in the value in which you'll pay for it or something. It's still tied to fiat currency. 67,000. It moves so fast. it's so volatile. How can you use it to spend on anything? So right now people are just using their Bitcoin to feel good about the future. I recommend instead of getting a 529, instead of getting a retirement plan, instead of any of those old-fashioned boomer ways of saving your

money for retirement, put it all, the house, the dog insurance, the kids college fund, put it all in Bitcoin. I'm bullish on Bitcoin but I'm even more bullish on Trump's new crypto platform. It's got off to a slow start but I only believe that's because his true hardcore fans don't know what crypto is yet. I don't think that's really the crypto crew yet. The hard hardcore, I'm talking about the cult following Trumpies. The MAGA guys, they know about hay, they know about skull, they know about certain things, they know about lawns and how you need to get off them. It's gonna take them a second to go,

wait, what? What's the new business? Trump's got a crypto platform. This kid gets his hands into everything. He's like the presidential Paul brothers. He's got the NFTs, he's got crypto, he's got hotels, he's gonna box, he's a wrestler. I mean, he's a jack of all trades.

And that's why I'm throwing my support behind Bluey for president. This is the Yanis Papas Hour. Let's get into it right after a little intro music. Guys, we are brought to you by Cal-She. I'm excited to tell you about this app. It's the first legal exchange where you can trade on any event, anything like will Billy Eilish be number one this year? You think of it. Um, who's going to win the election?

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Cause maybe Scientology is true too. I mean Tom Cruise is a big star, and also nobody found out that John Travolta's gay. So it works. And they also didn't find out about Tom Cruise. So it does work. People who speak out about Scientology disappear. So it does work. They're able to

blackmail you by doing your audit and then get a lot of money and make you believe in something. It works. Do people who are in Scientology feel better? Yeah. So it works. You know, I'm always fascinated by that placebo effect, right? If you gave me a clonopin right now, but it was really just a sugar pill, I'd probably feel like, oh wow, the power of the brain is so big. You can't say it doesn't work. When people are spending money on it,

you're going like it's working on some of it, that doesn't mean that people aren't stupid and all that stuff and they're vulnerable and they're looking for answers where there aren't answers, but it's working. A lot of people try things that don't work. You know what I mean? People try to start religions and it didn't work.

They end up in a ball of fire in Waco, Texas. Texas? They were in Texas. That guy was trying to get something cooking and he just went a little too hard. So it kept him small. You got to do, it's like, you, you gotta be brutal but with a feather. You know, you gotta play the long game. Like the guy who started Scientology,

whose name I forget. Elron Hubbard. Elron Hubbard, because I block it out because I was raised as a Scientologist. Imagine, imagine, imagine that comes back to, somebody that's gonna come back to as a trauma when they're like in their 50s, like oh my God, I was in the sea orc my mom was oh boy it's just gonna come back elron harvard played the long

game david carech played the short game too hard banging too many women too quick not enough lawyers you know didn't play the long game. So it works. So Bitcoin is working. It's working. Am I comparing it to Scientology? I just did for a joke. But is it a real thing in the future that is inherently anti-inflammatory, right? Like in Advil, it's not gonna call inflation. Is it something that's great? Is it something that'll be used to be good? Is it something that will be used mostly for bad because governments can't track it or anything like that and it can't be regulated, can't be seized and all that and nobody else can use it? High probability of that. If you look at

how great the invention the internet was and what's going on there you're going high probability of that. But it's only one of your choices for cryptocurrencies, which I like. You could have, Bitcoin is sort of like what? It's like the Chase Bank. It's the known cryptocurrency. It's what you can trust. It's stuck around, but you can also get like Mycoin, Dogcoin, Footcoin.

You can get Eyelashcoin. You could go with a bunch of startups. You can get pencil coin. You can get nickel, bat coin. You can get Hanson. Hanson probably has got a coin. There's a whole bunch. We're looking at them now.

You can get mog coin, cat and a dog world coin. You can get book a meme coin. And people are trading them. Look at that's real money. You can get dogs book a meme coin and people are trading them. Look at that's real money. You could get dogs, dogs. You could get Googie Chad, Giga Chad. You could get Harry Potter, Obama, Obama Sonic one.

10. No, Harry Potter, Obama Sonic 10, which is currently up 23.5%. These coins seem like it's just people ripping each other off which is also something that works. You can also get Magatrub coin which is up 27.2%. You can get Pepe coin which probably has to do with Pepe the character on the internet. You can get retardio. We got to get some of that. I wanna get some retardio because it's up 62 point, 63.07%.

You can get Durgin. You can get a lot, you can get Y. It's funny, while you're buying it, it's like Y and you're going like, cause. I'm heavy in some Y coins right now. Yeah, I got some Y coin right now, dude, but look at its value 102,436 these all have very big value

So these people are just buying and selling with each other right and making money because it's money that they put in on the exchange This is the king dodge coin dodge coin is still going strong as as the banko popular of coins But Bitcoin is really the one. It's expensive, you feel. If Bitcoin was a hotel, what are we talking? Bitcoin's what your grandmother heard about. Yeah, Bitcoin's what your grandmother heard about. Bitcoin is the champagne. Bitcoin is five-star. You know, Bitcoin is you got to slip the guy 100 when he brings your valises to your room. Bitcoin is you got to slip the guy 100 when he brings his your Velesas to your room Bitcoin is there's a water on your on your table that if you lift it you got to pay $400 That's Bitcoin Bitcoin sparkling Bitcoin is Beverly Hills, baby Bitcoin is Malibu Bitcoin is the Hamptons Bitcoin is top-notch Bitcoin ain't just your neighbors

Cryptocurrency it's ain't just your neighbor's cryptocurrency. It's ain't just your neighbor's invisible dollars. This is the real deal, baby, and it's up huge. The other ones are up 100, whatever. I don't even know what that means. So, are they worth total that? I don't know what it means, but I do know that Bitcoin's at an all time high. 2 million, is that 2000?

No, this is Ethereum. Ethereum is another, that one, let's call that Bank of America, right? Is Bank of America more? No, no, no, no. Bitcoin would be Bank of America. Ethereum is like the little brother. So it's like, what would that be?

Yeah, one of those. It's like... It's like the junior, you know? Yeah, so it those. It's like. It's like the junior, you know? Yeah, it's like, so it's Chase. Which one's bigger? I don't know. There's only, they're both big. So whichever one's the smaller one.

Banco Popular is Ethereum and it's doing good. They're all up. Everyone is still on crypto because they're making money on crypto, right? The idea is that you buy it and you hold it for the future. It's called HODL. HODL. Diamond hands.

So you treat it like gold. You treat it like it's not gold. It's not diamonds. It's not shiny. You can't make a watch out of it. You can't put it on a girl's finger. But it is protected by electricity. But you can't forget your passcode and lose all your money.

You can't forget your passcode and lose all your money. You can be hacked, but it's very hard, right? Your money's gone. That point I could tell you is the actual dollars that are used now are gone. And the thing that you bought, you could sell it to get those dollars back if Bitcoin is up, but you could lose those dollars

if you sell it after Bitcoin is down. It sounds a lot like the stock market to me still, but I understand in theory, it sounds like a very volatile stock market, but I understand in theory it's a type of currency that there's only a finite amount of, 21 million, which inherently gives it value. I'm saying if you were creating, you wanted to get everyone's money, you get them hyped, you get them paranoid about Fiancarses, government. I mean, conspiracy theorists are all in here. Let's be honest. You get them, I'm just saying if it was,

if it was a scam, it would look a lot like this. It's sort of like 9-11. I'm just saying, 9-11, I don't think, I think it was hit by a plane and went down, okay? But I'm saying, if it was a controlled demolition, it would have looked a lot like that as well, right? That's not crazy. Building seven went down because of flames and ISIS's farts and there was actually ISIS guys in there cutting the beams and ISIS, and it went down because of Islam and ISIS farts and there was actually ISIS guys in there cutting the beams and ISIS and it went down because of Islam and terrorism and evil and the axis of evil and everything that we were told.

That's why it went down. But if it was also a controlled demolition, the visual of it would have looked the same as that building going down. Similarly, Bitcoin is completely legitimate. I'm told. I agree. I'm on board. I'm in the future. I'm not a boomer. I'm for it. I'm against the banks. I'm against all the regulation. I'm against. I'm against all they all they do is evil stuff. All the system does is evil stuff all the time. Because that's how fear works. You find one corruption and you go,

just it's happening everywhere. I agree, why not? But if it was created by, of course, they're anonymous still, or some Fujiyama, some Japanese dude, which is awesome fucking marketing if it is a scam, you know? Because he's completely hidden and insulated and he's just taking the money.

He's probably getting a percent off the blockchain, right? Well, he invented it. He invented it. So something is getting funneled out. Mr. Miyagi. He is on Turkish Air with Eric Adams, sipping a champagne somewhere, one way or the other, whether it was legit or a scam, but it is legit.

So let's go with the premises of the... If it was a scam, but it is legit. So let's go with the premise is, if it was a scam, it would look the same. It would look very similar, right? Hey, send all your money, this in the future, this will be the currency that works and everything will be good. Nobody will use it for bad, nobody will steal.

It'll be all be recorded. There'll be plenty of electricity to power it, you'll be able to mine stuff, but it's a limited amount which inherently just gives it value once you start, when you go like, and that's to make it anti-inflammatory, right, because it's limited, you can't just keep printing. So that idea is a very, it could be very true, and it also would be the right thing to say

if you were doing a scam, to give value you know I mean if I go hey I got 14 cartoon gorillas and that inherently gives the gorilla artist uh value it's why all artists are in in some way scam artists but not really but a little bit but mostly but not you get a picasso's a fucking Picasso you get the original you're like Oh, he touched it. He touched it. It's the same painting. It's a one-of-one It's a one-of-one so it gives a value because of how rare it is. It's this game We play you know where the purists I need it to be but if you're a college student you throw up a van go Guess what the other college students aren't gonna go, oh, but it's a poster.

It's still a Van Gogh, right? You know? Like the burger is manufactured at Burger King, still tastes good, still a burger, still works. So that's the thought. Limit the amount, give it value, and then if you're a criminal enterprise, put all your money in there. Untraceable,

nothing can touch you and everyone else will be rushing in to buy because of the promise of it and then you can sell when it goes up. You can sell and make some money and kick a little back to the guy who invented the whole thing. I mean, old-school capitalism, baby, could be that, but it also, it could also be started as a scam, but actually end up being a good thing like the Kennedys or did they start as bad and turn good? I don't know. Ethel Kennedy's checked out.

She's had enough at 96, so young. The Kennedys either live way long or way short. They really are not a moderate family. There's no time for a midlife crisis when you're a Kennedy. They check out before or they live long enough to just be old. I mean, RFK Jr. is 70, but he's kind of moping around like a 40-year-old. He's going to live to like 100 because only the good die young. No, I'm kidding. He's just,

they just have something in their genes. Like if you got to take them out, they got to like be taken out by a helicopter, car, and they do all the time I mean all the time drugs and cars and vehicles just take all these people out this woman had more by the time she was 40 she was she went to more funerals than like a typical 90 year old her whole family was gone I mean her funeral was only attended by three Kennedys because I think that's all that's left. It's still a big family. 34 grandchildren, 24 great great grandchildren, many nieces, nephews. She had 11 of her own. And she had 11 of her own Catholic woman.

God, it's God's will baby. Definitely not for the for the Aborsche, you know, which is odd because the, I don't know, with the Kennedy stances, words on that. Was that even a big thing back then? It wasn't even possible then. I don't even remember. Who cares? This was a big, big funeral in Boston at Our Lady of Victory.

Oh my God, I shut down the streets there because I heard one of your Kennedy's died. So all those blue bloods from fucking Newport are down here. So I can't get to the Patriots game the short way. I think it was on a Sunday too. She died on Thursday, then he had the mass on Sunday or something. And that's bad.

That's fucking bad for Boston if you're a Boston guy. So many people in her family died. I mean, it's really only her and Jimmy Carter that was still alive, right? I think they were the only two old people over 95 that were alive in the world. And Jimmy Carter is still going good. They both were like huge into causes for other people,

which is what you learn when you get to about midway point of the life, you go, all the stuff I filled myself up with, I'm done with the satisfaction that now if I wanna live, I gotta give back, I gotta be a nice person or else I'm just gonna die, I'm filling myself too much. It doesn't have the same satisfaction, I'm full. Now you gotta give back. That means you have kids and you raise them.

Means you go to a soup charity. Something you have to give. You have to start giving to balance yourself out. Not a really known thing in America where they just go keep going, keep earning, keep earning. So that's why I think everyone over 50 is just fucking taking a handful pulls. Because really I think the second half of life is really about like, all right, I did it. I played in the NBA, I made all this money, what am I gonna do? Now I'm gonna go coach or, you know,

and then live through them and watch them rise up and then they do the same thing. It's sort of a reminder like, oh, this is a Ferris wheel. This is a Ferris wheel. My replacements are coming and I'm on the way out. I'm in the middle, so let me start that process of giving back so then I can get into heaven. So it's really a selfish thing.

At the end of the day, you're going like, all right, what do I got, what kind of deal can I cut here? First 40, very selfish. First 40, very, very selfish. All about me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. And now it's like, okay, that means like, on the exchange, on the blockchain of God, you're stock, you're down, you're down. And you're like, okay, I gotta get that back up.

I gotta get that back, I gotta get that value back up to get into a, everything's on exchange. It goes up, it goes down, it goes all the way around. And there's only one thing you can be sure of and that is a Kennedy will die. At some point, Kennedys will be in the news dead. There's just so many of them. So rest in peace to Ethel. She was supposedly a really great person. And I don't think they need to say falling ill. I think being 96, you're ill. I don't think you're healthy at 96.

So I hate when they say that like, before she was 96 and before falling ill, you're like, what do you mean falling ill, dude? She's been ill since she's 88. Nobody has a healthy 88 to 96. Nobody goes, no doctors for me. I mean, your whole life is just doctors appointments, which does give you something to do.

Because at that point you're going like, the only reason I'm still here is because of modernity. I mean, I'm 40 years past what I'm supposed to be here by nature. So your whole life is just doctors appointments. You ever notice about old people, they're like, what are you doing this week, Ma? They're like, gotta go see the rheumatologist on Monday.

I gotta go see the cardiologist on Tuesday. I gotta go see the physical therapist Thursday. I got 14 MRIs. The MRIs and CAT scans never stop at that age. You're just, you have more radiation than a Nagasaki survivor. Duck. Old people are just fucking shot with radiation. Yeah, it's glow in the

dark dude. I mean your whole week is just doctors appointments every single week which is great. It's great for the doctors, it's bad for the younger people who trying to have low health care costs, but it's good for the old people that they got something to do. They can watch TV and they can go to doctor's appointments because I always wonder what the fuck did old people do before televisions and doctors? What did they do?

I'm speaking to my doctor. There's always a tangent, always a related doctor's appointment in the conversation. I go, yeah, I'm watching this tonight, but I gotta wake up early because I have a doctor's appointment. There's always that. So, before television,

I think old people just went like this. Stare at the wall. Yeah. But I also think the family was, treated them better. Yeah. They had the radio, they listened to the radio. Yeah, dude, we have to stop that. This country has to, you gotta like make another room in your house for the grandparents.

I think this fit, I think that we are so conditioned to be youth obsessed that we just throw our fucking grandparents out. You know, you gotta move them in, give them the grandkids. So you gotta take them in. Period. I like how we did that. Like there wasn't a cut because I had to go to the bathroom. Very smooth. You know, you gotta move them in, give them the grandkids. So you gotta take them in, period. I like how we did that, like there wasn't a cut because I had to go to the bathroom. Very smooth.

But you take them in and then you let them powder their balls with J&J talcum powder, which could make them very rich. And then they'll be old and not only will they have their grandkids there, but they'll also have $15 million that they don't have enough time to spend. Unlike probably this guy who has time to spend it, but I think he has some cancer, unfortunately. I don't know how bad, but it was apparently caused by at least a jury found by

the J&J powder that the guy was using for 15 years. On his balls? I don't know if it was on his balls. I remember using powder on the balls. using for 15 years. On his balls? I don't know if it was on his balls. I remember using powder on the balls. Yeah, me too. And then it just still gets wet and then you have balls of powder. It just doesn't work.

It turns into paste. Yeah, it just turns into paste and it's all gross. It's disgusting, yeah, you got ball paste. You got ball paste. It's just, you know, when you think about it, powder can't be good. You're like inhaling it, you're powdering it up, there's all this smoke.

None of this stuff can be good, right? Well, we did that for the ladies. Yeah, we tried to do it for the ladies. So J&J got banged out, but they also have like so many of these lawsuits, like 62,000 or something. Is that what it, so this guy was awarded 15,000 because he said it caused his mesothelioma, that's a type of cancer, right?

From the baby powder, because he was using it for decades. He was a dedicated, you know, he went to CVS. His balls were baby fresh. He got toothpaste and baby powder and his balls always just smelt great. His balls were always powdered up. Oh, there's Bob his Bob the powdered. Yeah, he just had powdered balls His balls were always just in great shape, I mean is they look like you know, they look like they were in the clan

They were white Look like they were wearing a clan hood, but he was in good shape so How many of these people though are saying this? Looked like they were wearing a klan hood, but he was in good shape so How many of these people though are saying this? so Keep going down because there's more yeah, they got they got to pay nineteen point six They are disputing it just to say that they are disputing it, but I think I read there have like like so many lawsuits, but you know, they're disputing it.

So they're appealing it and they're saying it didn't cause it, but he says it was because he inhaled it regularly. But also could you say like, dude, are you powdering your balls every day? Yeah, how often? I mean, if you like, if you drink Jack and Coke every day, you're gonna sue Jack and Coke?

I mean, decades long, you've been powdering your balls? Not trying to, I don't know. I'm not saying, I could just say, I could see that other side. Like, that sounds like extreme use. If you're doing it for decades, how much? Once a week, was it four times a day? That's what it sounds like.

I mean, how much baby powder were you using? But the problem is the talc, they're saying the talc and the baby powder that he inhaled caused his illness. But I think he initially said that there was some carcinogen in there, but I don't think it's in there. I don't know that the talc powder

was contaminated with asbestos. So that's what they argued. I mean, and J&J plans to appeal the decision saying it's an erroneous reeling. So we don't know. Was it proven that there was asbestos in there? I mean, wouldn't everyone who powders their balls be getting tapped, but maybe this guy, maybe they should say,

hey, maybe this will come. Maybe this is one of those good things that comes with warning. Like, hey, we want you to have good smelling balls, but don't get carried away. Like how many times are you really gonna have anyone going down there? Don't over powder.

Don't over powder, dude. I mean, don't powder like you're getting blowjobs every 15 seconds. Like you're probably getting one blowjob a year if you're married, and that's if you're lucky, maybe two, three, 10. On your birthday. On your birthday, but if you're not married,

even if you're single, how two, three, ten. On your birthday. On your birthday. But if you're not married, even if you're single, how many blowies are you getting? I mean, just take a shower before sex. Ha cited decades of scientific evaluations that found no evidence of asbestos in their products. So I wonder why the jury granted him this. I'd like to be on that jury. I'd like to be on that jury.

Well, we don't know if it was his balls, but it's funnier that way. Much funnier.. Well, we don't know if it was his balls, but it's funnier that way. Much funnier. Yeah, and we don't know if it was a guy. Oh, it is a guy. So it probably was his balls. What else has he put in powder?

What else have you put in it on? Why don't they just say it in the article? Cause they don't want people to find fun in it? What else could he have been powdering? His ass. It's ass and balls. His ass and balls. It's ass and balls.

That's it. That's it. And look, if you get your ass eaten when you get, it's a powdered, it's a sugar donut. It's, that's what they call a sugar donut. It's a powdered donut, yeah. That's a powdered donut. So you get a little, you get a little of that dry on there.

You get a little milk mustache. Can you scroll down, keep scrolling? So yeah, this is the part that was interesting. They faced one 62,000 lawsuits related to claims that it's talc-based products caused ovarian and other cancers. Who's putting the talc inside the vag? The company's currently pursuing

a nearly $9 billion settlement plan to resolve the majority of these cases through bankruptcy, though mesothelioma claims like pitkins are not part of the proposed settlement. So they're settling for something else, something else. I would just give up on the powder if I was changing. At this point, just make it a gel. Just make it, yeah, just move on.

You're trying to help people. Yeah. You're trying to do against rashes. Here's the thing, nobody uses that anymore for babies anymore, they use like a cream now. So it's probably something wrong with the powder. I mean, you're inhaling, you can't just have all this powder in the room

and inhale it. It's gonna do some. I don't know what mesothelioma is. Some lung disease. Oh, okay, well, you're inhaling powder, which is not good. Although you have fresh balls. You have fresh balls. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh awayeth.

But they did withdraw their talc-based baby powder from the US in 2020 and globally in 2022. So there may be some, or maybe it's just a bad precedent, like, fuck it, or maybe there's just some evidence, maybe that, the jury found it true for a reason. So they awarded him. It wasn't like it was, they settled. You know, when you hear that someone settled,

they're just going like, get the fuck out of here. Here's your money. Who gives a shit? We make billions of dollars. Get out of here. Settling is a different thing. But the jury awarded this guy 19 milli. Those are some expensive balls.

But breast cancer deaths are down because of the NFL. No, it just said breast cancer. I just saw that headline. And I'm just gonna say, because it's the pink helmets. I think it's awareness. Ladies, check your breasts, check your balls. That's it. Thank God for modern medicine that you'll be found out

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I just don't think there's anything you can do about it. You can lose weight. This guy was probably not skinny if his balls were sweating profusely. I've noticed when I'm more trimmer, I fluctuate a little bit right now working out some trimmer. My balls are a lot lighter.

There's a lot less moisture down there. It's all about the leg rub. Right. It's all about crowded subway. It becomes a crowded subway car and it's hot even when they... you ever been on a crowded subway car? There's just too much in there. It's gross, yeah. There's too much leg, there's too much contact, you're touching each other too much. So don't powder your balls anymore, I guess. That's if I'm giving a positive thing out to the guys out there, don't powder your balls anymore, I guess. That's if I'm giving a positive thing out to the guys out there, don't powder your balls.

And ladies, I don't know what the ovarian cancer is about, but don't powder your vagina. Don't squeeze it in there. Don't put it on the sides. Don't put it in the orifices or balls. Or if you do put a mask on, like COVID. If you really love, if you're married to the powder. If you have to powder.

I always had a feeling about it though, when all that powder goes in the air and you know it gets in your mouth, you're like, phew. But it sold to us. And for a while it was like the only option and everyone was powdering their balls. And then all those guy companies, remember that guy company era?

That Maxim era? Remember the Maxim guys, how Maxim, they had their own ball powder. I think everyone's got their own ball powder. Yeah, what was that spray that marketed towards men? No fumes, no fumes, I don't know what it's called. Axe, Axe body spray. Axe body spray, they had a talc powder.

So talc may not be the best, sprayable according to this who knows just whatever money you were gonna spend on Baby powder make sure you spend it on crypto like I said put all your savings in a crypto. It's bullish. It's going good Trump lent launched one Trump launched his own platform and You know, they of course they jumped on him the first day. And I think the PR people of his site are saying it's because it experienced some technical difficulties or something, right? Give it time. I mean, look at Bitcoin. But give it a little time. You never know. Give it a little time and see what happens.

and see what happens. It could work out. There are some 20 billion digital tokens priced at 1.5 cents each. This is the time to get in. This is the time to get in. I would advise putting your child savings on it. I'm obviously joking about all this. I would say it comes with a little risk. I would say it's a little risky, but it's got a good name. It's not like Trump coins. It's not like Trump space. It's world liberty financial.

World liberty financial, which is good. World liberty financial. And we're going to check it out right now. Ah, he's on there. Oh yeah. He's on there. Shape a new era of finance, be defiant. Now the interesting thing about Trump getting into this game

as a business with his sons, I think, are behind this too, the whole family. And it's just a platform, right, which there's a lot of, but they sell all the coins, right, all the different coins, or does he have his own coin too? Whatever it is. But the interesting thing is that he called crypto a scam. Oh, did he?

Before, yeah, he was saying it's a scam. Not anymore. Not anymore. So he's like me, he's come around. I don't think it's a scam anymore. Here's my position on it. I don't know. I just don't know.

I'm not an expert. I don't know. I don't know what's good to bad. I don't know what to do with your money. I don't know. I'm a very conservative guy when it comes to money. I've made a little, saved a little, and that's about it. I don't do anything wild.

I don't got any extravagant habits I don't even buy that many sneakers anymore It's all towards the kids But also Kamala not to be outdone says she will protect cryptocurrency for black people So she will do that She will she will be the vigilante Black Panthers for black people's cryptocurrency. The nation of Islam. She will send the nation of Islam to your computer to protect it. They will guard your computer because she will protect cryptocurrency investments for black men

who make them know so they know that their money is safe and the only way you can do that. It was with One percenters what they called five percenters Nation Islam or the s1w black Panthers who are the s1w's public enemy member that's one. Yeah The s1w's will guard your computer 24-7 in shifts to make sure that your money is safe. I love how vague that is, that she's gonna protect the cryptocurrency investments of black men. So black men, how are you gonna do that?

You're gonna control the market? Just black men too? Yeah, just black men? Well, she's particularly appealing to black men here, what she'll do for them. Because I think the blacks are starting to love Trump, man Yeah, every time he gets shot at they're like, yo the same thing You know They're going after him like they've been going after us

for centuries and starting to really Strike a cultural chord, you know Oh go back because this is where he legalized recreational marijuana and create opportunities for black Americans to succeed in the new industry. That's one they're listening to. That's what everyone is listening to. Support education training and mentorship programs that lead to good paying jobs for black men including pathways to becoming teachers. Okay. Provide 1 million loans that are fully forgivable up to 20k for black

entrepreneurs and others to start a business. I want that. I want that too. I want that too but that's a good one but the cryptocurrency is that's the best because you know that your cryptocurrency will be safe. Somehow these volatile markets for all of them won't be, if you're black and you have cryptocurrency, you won't lose your money. This one seems like a lie. How can you ensure that they're safe?

That one didn't think, thought out. She's like, Trump's talking about crypto, let's talk about crypto. She just put black and crypto in the same sense. They're just both going with like the tide, because I think the tide right now is positive, because Bitcoin's up and everything. It's like just whatever you got to say to make these people,

this is what they're into. But it's good news if you own Bitcoin, that's good news. Congratulations, it's up. I myself own Obama, what was it called? I got Book of Memecoin and TurboTobo. I got Osaka Protocol. I'm all in on retardio. I'm all in on retardio.

So all my investments are in retardio. So I don't know about Bitcoin because there's just something about retardio that I like. What the, if it's gonna be the currency, why there's so something about retardio that I like. If it's going to be the currency, why are there so many of them? Don't ask questions. Do not ask questions, but just know that retardio's up. And also know that things seem pretty chill with China and the United States right now if you take Z at his word. Because you read other articles and you're going, there's hostile drills going on in

the South Pacific and Taiwan and all that stuff, the usual stuff. The stuff that scares you until you read it a million times, right? It's that news, like, if you heard, here's the thing about what's funny about doing a podcast and stuff like this or being an adult and reading the news, is if you just pick up the newspaper, right? If you just came out of a coma and picked up the newspaper,

you would see an article that says, global trade at risk as tensions escalate in the South China Sea. And you go, what the fuck? What the fuck? Oh my God, are we going to go to war to China? But then you read the paper every day and you're like it's the same article tensions are high Two ships passing the night. They both went like this It threw the middle finger at each other They're both upset about Taiwan and you're going like oh this has been in the news every day So it kind of loses its luster it gets it You know, you're not scared anymore. So you'd go you go to the guy to coma black dude I know it sounds bad, but you have to understand it's every day and then you go to the Middle East you go

What the fuck is going on? What's good? You'd be like guy You just woke up out of a coma This happened last year and the year before and the year before and the year before and year before and some things are just toxic Some things are just toxic the United States and China have a toxic relationship where they need each other, but they hate each other. They need each other economically, but they compete economically. I don't know what to tell you besides that. But Chinese boats have been chasing clashing with vessels of the Philippines and Vietnam, which have overlapping clamps. Maybe they're just playing a game, a polo.

Maybe it's a game. Marco Polo. Marco Polo in the South China Sea. That's a valuable shipping route, right? Look, dude, all I know is I want to focus on what Zee said. Because Zee came hard and he says, we're friends. He said, we need each other for the future of the world. I like that.

Even if he's an authoritarian, like he's got to be practical, right? He don't want to take on the red, white, and blue, and the boys. So that doesn't mean he won't continue to try to crash our banks and espionage and what did he do with that thing we covered that nobody knows about where they hacked all the phones? I mean, nobody knows about that.

I just don't think we got enough good guys right now in employment for good stuff because good stuff just doesn't pay as much as bad stuff. So I think everyone's putting their money in crypto and shit and starting their stuff or their content or whatever they're doing because it pays better than being, what pays better? Being a hacker and getting the money from the bank that you steal or being the guy who's like chasing those guys. They never, you know, if they, if their name was Ukraine, they would be paid so well. You know, not putting a judgment on it one way or the other. I'm just saying. Do those guys, are they motivated to be in those positions? So, he's saying look, we're friends. We got to have bipartisan by by what do you say, bilateral relations. It's the bet. It's better for humanity, for the future, for our children, for a little Asian children and our little everything children here. We have everything

children. They're just pretty much Chinese. And then some people that they yell at that aren't Chinese, they're not cool to the people who aren't Chinese. They don't got a DEI program going on over there. I'll tell you that right now. Or are they looking to? But he emphasized that viewing each other as competitors could lead to poor policy decisions. We're partners.

I think part of this too is because the sanctions are kind of, not the sanctions, but us going we're making the chips here and saying, you know, like there was some arguments about right, the devaluation of the currency. America fought back a little bit and then they sent COVID, evened it out. Just joking. So this meeting with US President Biden marked their first talks in years resulting in agreements including the reactivation of a high level military hotline. Very nice, dude.

Like, hey, let's not let this get out of hand. I like this. He also announced plans to invite 50,000 young, unwitting Americans to China for exchange programs and highlighted cooperation on panda conservation. I like you threw that in there. Yeah, so also let's protect these pandas. Save the pandas. Yeah, also save the pandas.

I mean, this dude had a good night of sleep before this. I mean this is a good blowy or a good night of sleep. I love that he threw in the pandas. I know Z cares very much about the pandas. So let's cooperate on that guys. The pandas are I think mostly over there, if not exclusively over there, but he's saying help us, help us with the pandas.

Bring your 50,000 young Americans who we will indoctrinate and spy on. And invite them to China for exchange programs. China's probably lit, dude. I know those basketball players that go there, like this, it's nice. Stephon Marbury said it was the greatest place on Earth. Yeah, it's the greatest place on earth.

They loved him out there. Yeah, I mean, what are we doing here? Freedom is kinda going a little too free. So they're a little too not free in a way, but I think if you took China and you took America and you put it in the middle, it might be something, which is essentially like European countries, but they're a little more American-ish.

I don't know, they definitely have order over there. Yeah, you gotta be watched at all times. And I think they like to off themselves over there too, from the pressure. But they're doing something good right they got all our money not all our money that helps we buy all their cheap junk we buy their junk they make it all we pay them and and then they use it to try to take over the world.

Like we do. We do the same thing, I guess, I don't know. So this is good. Ethel Kennedy dying, 96. You gotta say, not a tragedy. But rest in peace. Trump's platform, not a tragedy yet. First day seems like a tragedy. Only 3% I think of the coins were bought.

But this is your good news. This is your good news that you can sleep on and feel good. I feel good when I hear stuff like this. I'm going like, that's nice dude. Let's get back to that. Let's make some money together man. Let's make some money together. That's it. Enough. Isn't it tiring? All the spying and for what dude? Just make some money. Everybody get paid. You know, until that becomes empty. But give that a chance to get empty. So, you know, it's a real stable position. Sometimes people don't have stable positions. And you know, I just love how The Real Housewives is a show, but they're really unhinged in real life. So supposedly, the ex-husband of a Real Housewives star got seven years for hiring a mobster to assault her boyfriend. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I see. Yeah.

Ex-husband. Yeah. Assaulting. Okay. Yeah, so he was a little upset. Did they get it on camera? What happens is she gets on Real Housewives, she gets famous. She starts making her own sauce or whatever brand. She gets a little taste of the fame drug and then she wants to go a little younger and probably started going with some younger guy and then unfortunately hired someone to hurt the boyfriend because he was jealous. So this has got to be Real Housewives of New Jersey, right? I don't think it's Real Housewives of Norway.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. It's probably Real Housewives of New Jersey where this was already cultural, you know. Real Housewives of Long Island or Jersey or Staten Island or Ozone Park.

And that's about it. The attacker received two and a half years sentence. So maybe they got to the guy. But that's the new boyfriend. Oh, the new boyfriend's handsome. I mean, I can understand how the guy lost his mind. You just gotta be careful about if your wife's ever going to end up on real housewives. That's the only thing. I don't think it goes good after that.

Remember there was that real housewife who was married to that lawyer who was in Bezalig all that money. Remember that? To support her singing career. I think the lesson is if you're married to someone and they get on that show, start divorce proceedings. Yeah, that's a red flag. Yeah, it's a red flag because it's gonna be unstable from here on in. The American culture is really gonna get to her hands

on your wife and that fame drug um ain't no good so who knows how much the guy took um yeah how much was how much did he get paid so the attack did happen um did he feel better after the, I mean, you know, like probably not. He's probably like, oh shit, what the fuck, I just lost this buddy and now we're all going to prison. So, I don't know. Anyway, that's the moral of the story, is if you didn't know, the Real Housewives is a toxic franchise

where they thrive off of drama and women sit there and consume it as entertainment because for them, it's very calming to watch all these women out of control because they're not them. It's one of those things where you go, I'm not them, I'm pretty in control. I'm not trying to pull another girl's hair out over a dinner table because some line producers said to do it and so they

just watch it and just go it's not me I feel calm but the people who are on it very toxic it's a very toxic situation this America and love of drama is really jumping the shark. And it's starting to have real life consequences. Maybe this was even a storyline on there. Like it was with the woman who wanted to be a 45 year old pop star who had that lawyer. And the lawyer before that was doing great causes

for victims of major corporations that were hurt. And he was taking their money that he was holding for them and giving it to his wife so she could go like, bye bye bye, I'd never be a fool for you, just another player in the game for two. So I don't know. I think it's not unreasonable to call The Real Housewives a toxic franchise. I don't know. Rest in peace, Big Ange. I think it's not unreasonable to call The Real Housewives a toxic franchise. I don't know.

Rest in peace, Big Ange. I remember I saw her at a street fair. She was selling sauce to the end. She was selling sauce. And that's just how it goes. Rest in peace to Ethel Kennedy. Rest in peace. Rest in peace to the Cold War

between the United States and China. It's over. It's officially over I don't want to hear anything else bad And I don't think I will I don't think there'll be any more bad news coming from that. I think it's done I think pandas Them being endangered is over very positive I think um

Um Everything is positive I think your is positive. I think your balls are safe now. I think they're safe. Just use a gel or a cream. Don't use talcum powder. And you'll be fine. It's all very positive. Bitcoin is up.

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