Yannis Pappas Hour - The American Circus

Episode Date: January 27, 2023

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What can I say? Nobody is going to have a job pretty soon. There's layoffs across the country. Tons of scams. Scammers being caught. Billions of dollars. Millions of being caught. Billions of dollars. Millions of dollars. Hundreds of thousands of dollars being stolen.

Lost. People fleeing on planes. People are getting away with it. It is a total game of cops and robbers. And the cops are under fire again in Atlanta, in Boston. Antifa's back, baby. Reruns. Antifa's in syndication from the pandemic.

Now it's hitting all the local markets. They are back. Fires in buildings. Downtown's at night are now back on fire. Police protests are back. We're talking about body cams. Why wasn't it on? Why wasn't it?

Environmentalists are back. Everything's going local. Everything is in syndication. It's global. Globalization of information. Globalization of activism. You got Greta Thunberg getting pulled out of a coal mine pit to get a photo up. And now you got a guy shot in Atlanta because they were going to tear down some woods to militize the police and create some sort of military cop funding, cop, you know.

Disneyland. For cops to, you know, for cops to have an obstacle course so they can learn how to, you know, do somersaults. And none of, a lot of them can't because they're overweight. Depending on who you ask. It was a facility to train cops. If you ask Antifa, it was a terror group. I mean, who knows? There's no objective information I can give you.

All we can do is, what's the deal is the news here. And that's what we do. We explore it all and we try to make it funner. But everyone's gone broke. People are jobless and there's money missing and don't expect a big return on your taxes this year.

Uncle Sam gave away a lot of money to our Ukrainian brothers. Uncle Sam has given away a lot of money to people during the pandemic for them to go buy sneakers with their stimmy check. I got in trouble for that tweet, but now they want their money back. So they're going to find reasons why your return's going to be less. Tighten up your belt. Everyone's going to lose a little weight

because you're not going to be able to afford food, which is really what we need to do. It's an extreme situation. I am here representing the United States government and saying, hey, listen, not only did we take a population haircut, but we got to take a little bit of a weight haircut by just making people poor. We're going to have people waiting on bread lines because people have eaten too much and it's a burden on the healthcare

system. So now you're going to starve a little bit and food is going to be a luxury again until we can slim down like the Chinese heartland. You walk around out there, people are still shitting in holes, walking around looking as skinny as, uh, where is Waldo with glasses on? Um, the Pope, thank God the Pope has spoken up and he said that he does not support the criminalization of homosexuality, but it still is a sin. Thank you, Pope, for speaking up.

It's really appreciated. We will get into that. Mass shootings galore. Mass shootings. Not only is it an unemployment festival and a scamming festival. It is a mass shooting festival. Okay, if this was a carnival, Carnival America, pick your tent. You want to get into your jobless, laid-off tent?

Do you want to get into your, oh my God, I've been scammed out of my money tent? Or do you want to get into the tent with the shooters? I think I'm getting into the tent with the shooters. I'll take my luck. As long as it's crowded in there, I'll play a numbers game with the shooters. I think I'm getting an intent with the shooters. I'll take my luck. As long as it's crowded in there, I'll play a numbers game and hopefully I'll just hide under some dead bodies.

It is a carnival of America with death, murder, and theft. And it's a good one. Chat GPT supposedly is the new Amazon slash or Walmart of AI. It can do everything. Until it can suck my dick. I'm not interested.

Paris Hilton's a mom. Paris Hilton is also a mom. We'll get into that. And also the spreading new virus There's a new variant out there A new viral variant that is spreading It is called classified documents Seems like they're showing up in people's garages

All over the place This is the Yanis Papasour And will you join me My friendly neighbor Will you join me I don't neighbor? Will you join me? I don't remember it. What was it? Will you be mine?

Won't you be mine? I'm too young for that, though. Friendly neighbor. What's the Dallas? Yeah, Mr. Rogers used to go into his foyer, sit down, take off his work shoes and put on his Pro-Keds. He had just some very generic Pro-Keds. That was before everything was integrated with advertisement. So he never threw on some Nikes.

There was no deal. PBS had no integrated ad deal with Asics or New Balance. It was just a brandless Pro-Ked looking sneaker. And even me, me even calling the sneaker Pro-Ked shows that we do really commodify everything. Yeah. You know, what's it called when you have to put something on your,

let's say you get a boo-boo, a little scratch. What do you put on that? A Band-Aid. Yes. It's called a Band-Aid. You know what a Band-Aid is? It's a company. It's a company.

Yeah. That's right. When you're in for a soft drink, what's the first soft drink that comes into your mind? RC Cola. Wow. You like the underdog. Yeah.

And I likes that. I went to a lot of cookouts in the Bronx. Yeah. Oh, well, either you're like an underdog or you're poor. Yeah. Yeah. I was just going to say, hey, he's an underdog. Yeah, just sample clubs or down the street, dog.

Yeah. Yeah. RC Cola. But, you know, they call it a Coke. It's like called a Coke, but it ain't a Coke. How about if you're moving? What do you get? A public store.

Oh, U-Haul. U-Haul. Yeah. Guess what U-Haul is? It's a company. Yeah. You know? You don't go, hey, I want a truck with a big back on it no i want a

truck that can fit a desk in there yeah no you go i want a u-haul because they marketed it baby they market it they market it and they won if i said hey hey jared you know what you have to do just do it you're going nike it's just that's just, that's what America is. We commodify. And Mr. Rogers was on PBS, I believe. Yes. So that means it was funded by the taxpayers. So it was a communist wet dream where everyone just wears just brandless sneakers.

And that's not fun either. No. Because nobody's motivated to innovate. nobody's motivated to innovate. You gotta, look, you have to start from the premise that we are oink, oink, oink, oink pigs.

And we're motivated by self-aggrandizement. So, that's what basically the American capitalist culture is. It's going, hey, people are pigs. They're pig, pig, piggy, pig, pigs.

And they want more. So that will foster innovation and there will be the unintended effect that it will be somehow good for society. And often it is. Yes. Often it is. You know? I don't want someone,

you know, coming to my restaurant wearing these brandless Pro-Keds. There I am. I'm an American, so I'm brainwashed. The only thing I can refer to them

is Pro-Keds. Yeah. You know? What are they? They're just bland sneakers. Bland sneakers. They don't look good. They look like he's a part

of the Truman Show. Yeah. No, I want somebody coming in wearing a Fendi scarf, the Burberry colors. Yeah, you know, I want somebody walking into my restaurant and it'll be a PETA violation. Yeah, I want it all. I want it. I want it all. Yeah, all the right, like just, you know, it's the natural state. The humans in their natural state. Our habitat is

is selfish, greed. That's the human habitat. Human habitat, yeah. The human habitat is a Buc-ee's. Attention. It's a Buc-ee's. We want to go in and go, wow, there's so much to buy. There's so many things I don't need to buy. There's so many choices. You don't want to go into a pharmacy and see a box that says toothpaste. That's boring. I want to see Crest, Colgate.

That's basically the Coke and Pepsi of toothpaste. I can't even think of it. I want to see Sensodyne for disabled people. People with disabled teeth. They got to have one for people who are disabled. Sensodyne. They got to have one dentist-recomm recommended one That always Is way down in sales Because it's the best

For ya The thing that's always The best for ya Is always way down in sales Yeah it's the kombucha Of toothpaste Yeah Podiatrists always recommend

New Balance And you're going like They're low on the scale They never go Hey man No podiatrist goes in And goes What you gotta do

Is go get yourself A hot pair of Nike Air Max 97s. No, but those are what you're going to wear. And they send you to the podiatrist and then they put you in New Balance. You know, Buc-ee's. We're just a big Buc-ee's. We just want to buy and just have options that we don't need.

I want to read on my toothpaste box. I want to read whitening, total, fresh. Yes. I want like big colors, purple. I want like a swirl. I even can see the Colgate swirl. I mean, you know. You want all that shit.

I want it all. And right after it, you want do not swallow or you will die. Yeah. I just want to, I want, I want to be sold. Yes. I want to be sold. Immersed in what they're selling you. Yeah. I just want to be sold. Yes. We want to be sold. Immersed in what they're selling you. Yeah.

I just want to be sold. Pull me in, dog. Yeah. Pull me in, man. Gravitational pull. Pull me the fuck in. Convince me it's cool. Manipulate me.

That's what we want. That's what it is. That's what American culture is. Eat flavor here, dog. Imagine you just went to a store and it was just buy shirt. I want a shirt. It wasn't called a t-shirt. I guarantee you there was a company called T-shirt at one point, right?

I guarantee you there must have been a company called Jeans. Am I wrong? I bet you at some point there was a company that invented the name for everything we have gotten. So there's always been a profit. There's a profit motive behind our meaning as a country. Everything has a profit motive. You see a tweet.

If someone is tweeting, they're selling you something. Either it's themselves. They want, they're going to, it's a tweet is a sale. Yeah. Nobody's just tweeting going, hey, I just want, I want to do a public service. I don't care if anyone sees this a tweet is a sale we're in the sales business america is in the sales business we're we're enough we're we're a funner culture because being sold on something is fun or you are

a funner culture but we say words like funner. Yeah, and I like that fact. You want to know what the truth is? I never knew that funner was not a real word. Yeah, dog, you just let it rip, dog. I never knew it. Now it's actually part of our podcast. It's actually part of our podcast description.

It's in the lexicon now. Yes. Now when you go to the description of the podcast, it does say we support making the news funner. You're influential when you make the AI dumber. Yes. And I took out of the description of the podcast that we're here to make you angry

and prepare you for the upcoming Civil War because according to the Proud Boys, they're expecting a Civil War before January 6th. Does anyone want to go out to eat and share a Coke? Why aren't these guys going on dates? Why are they meeting and preparing for a civil war? Because they got thrown out of their paintball tournament. Yeah.

Right now, it makes you lose hope. It makes you lose hope that by making things good, it'll calm people down. Because when you go out into the world, even if you only have a couple dollars in your pocket, you can still afford a couple tacos. Yeah. You can go get yourself a burrito, right? You can go get yourself a little tiny mini pizza at Pizza Hut.

Sure, it's full of poison, sugar, and things to enhance the taste, but you still got a full belly, right? I mean, there's poor people with cell phones, let's be honest, but still people are preparing for a civil war. So when people go, here's the thing, when people go, poverty causes crime, poverty makes people angry, I go, I don't think it's that simple. I think what causes crime and what causes people to be angry is, now this is going to be controversial, people. I think people. I think the people is the most important variable in that equation. I think it's people. Look at this guy. They took a high fashion brand and turned it into a paramilitary uniform.

If that doesn't tell you the privilege that we have in America, that they went and took a $60 fucking shirt, Fred Perry shirts, by the way, guess what that shirt's called? It's called a polo shirt. It's a a brand it became an actual stylish shirt everything you call what it is was sold to you and i ain't mad at it i'm i'd rather that than someone going collared short sleeve shirt not as cool yeah like slang not as short you know not as cool i don't want to call my comedians janice pappas i want them to i want them to be called the Dasik guy. Yeah, it's better.

There goes the Dasik guy. Hurricanes coming to the stage. You're like, whoa, this guy's a whoa. It just evokes, whoa, hurricane. So here they are. I mean, how funny. Could it exemplify what I'm talking about more? That this guy, and I think I undersold it at 60. I think you could get it 60 with a tiny hole in it in Marshalls.

Yeah. But I think if you get it at a top retail store, Fred Perry shirts go for $60 to $80. Yeah. And I also think it's funny that the Latin Kings also made their colors, I think, which were yellow. Yellow and black. Yellow and black. Yes. They made those their gang colors, and the clothing they were always wearing was like designer clothing you never saw latin kings and old navy sweatshirts it was latin kings tommy

hillfiger black and yellow you're going you do guys know that you formed a gang with designer clothing on you're wearing designer clothing there's people you know i i posted on my instagram the other day a kid taking a shower a kid taking a shower i know you other day a kid taking a shower. A kid taking a shower. I know you saw it. A kid taking a shower somewhere in Africa out of piss that was coming out of an animal's fucking vagina. And you're going like, those guys aren't starting gangs. If poverty makes crime, you're going, how come that guy's not fucking shooting up a school? It's a truth

did you see the video i saw yeah so there's a kid who's got like shit all over and he's underneath like a big animal and like the animal is pissing and he's showering in the piss yeah i saw that yeah i saw that r kelly retweeted it yeah it was actually at r kelly's farm that's actually r r kelly's trading facility. This is a true video. You can Google it on the net. And the guy, he's like washing his hair in the animal's piss. And you know what's funny?

He looked like a miner, right? Like a coal miner. Probably mining our batteries so we can have these, so we can tweet our angry thoughts, right? So this guy's fucking showering in piss, probably getting paid $1 an hour because some multinational has installed some dictator to hold down the people and force them to accept those wages

because they're paid off by the multinationals so they can fucking eat steak and fuck whores so they can get the fucking minerals for the batteries that go in these things so Westerners can get on here and say, prepare for this civil war. Where's the civil war going to happen? Meet me at the McDonald's of Applebee's where there's a two-for-20 meal

where you can get a steak, potatoes, and vegetables for two people for 20 fucking bucks. Which, if you had 20 fucking bucks and you went to Columbia, you could buy a seat in Congress there with 20 bucks. So crazy. You know what you could get a seat in Congress there with 20 bucks. So crazy. You know what you could get for 20? You know what you could get for $100 in Columbia?

A live-in, and this is a guy in Miami told me this. In Columbia, you can buy a complete mansion for like $200,000. A mansion. I'm talking about like, you know, you can, like you can get basically, you can get Kansas, you can get Kansas City prices in Columbia or Kansas City. Because I saw one of the mansions that the football players live in there and it's like a $300,000 fucking mansion. But in Columbia for like 100, 200 grand, you can live in like an El Chapo mansion and you

can have a live-in maid, cook, butler, all that for a hundred bucks a month. Basically feature pay. Feature pay, you can have a slave for feature pay in America. And this guy's in an $80 shirt saying, meet me in the parking lot of Applebee's so we can discuss the Civil War as he tokes on his Marlboro fucking cigarette. Yeah. It is the people.

We have comfort. We have knowledge. We have privilege. And yet we're still gated towards war. People are shit. We don't deserve this. We don't deserve these brains. Yeah, we'd make a mortar out of the Hubble telescope.

Yeah, I mean, we got the internet. The first thing we do is we took our dicks out. Yeah. As soon as we were able to get online, the thing we do is we took our dicks out. Yeah. Soon as we were able to get online, the first thing we did was take our dicks out. You remember the AOL chat rooms? And you're like, oh, people can communicate. And the first thing people did was like,

what are you wearing? And then there's some like, there's like some fucking 800 pound dude sitting there going like, just making up what he looks like. Yeah. And Mante Teo is being like, I love you. I'm sorry, I made a a joke he's a great guy he's a but I mean seriously guy ask for a fucking photo what's up everybody we are brought to you for this very special episode by Giraffe Kings okay you know what the theme of the episode is don't stop the party, baby. Throw a little juice on a game.

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That's 20% off with free shipping at manscaped.com, promo code FUMES. And they call themselves the Proud Boys. Part of it is fashion. It's cool. It gives them something to do. And it's just humans are stupid, man. When can we just say this is stupid? This guy has no insight that in a couple years he's going to look back at this the way I look back at my haircut in eighth grade.

It looked like someone stuck a bowl over my head and cut the sides because I wanted to be a rapper's son. Unfortunately, this kid is 40-something. And look at him. Dude, the white claw and the flak vest. I mean, come on, look at that. I mean mean why does he look like why does he look like tom cruise on his way to a jet in the movie he's like got a vest

on he's got gear on yeah and then he goes back to a suburban he goes he goes back to a split ranch home wearing that and his mom goes how was your night out and he goes pretty good you know me and the fellas are preparing for civil war. And she's going, what? I can't hear you anyway. What do you want for dinner? Yeah. This guy can eat.

He's got a home. He's got a roof over his head. People have roofs over their homes. The problem is people don't know how lucky they are because they don't deserve any of that. We're all just living on the backs of smart people, genius people who can build stuff, created stuff, gave us electricity. And this is what we do with it. It's a waste. Dude, I was reading this Facebook post, um, of, uh, my, my father-in-law's neighbor, who's a doctor and his son is a brain surgeon and um he had to have a tumor removed

from his head right and then he had he had to do like 23 hours straight of surgery because doctors are on call like that and then he was driving home to like give his family and his kid breakfast he got into a car accident and now uh he's paralyzed from the waist down and he still wants to work but he's paralyzed like trying to down and he still wants to work, but he's paralyzed, like trying to learn how to walk again. And he wrote this whole thing about his positive attitude and how life can change in a second.

And it really like took over my weekend of like thinking and I'm going like, you know, cause I feel anxiety before I get on stage. So it just made me think like, I'm like, oh my God, I do. I'm trying to get the right balance of like, should I take a CBD now? What did I eat? How much fruit did I have? And I'm, like, I'm like, oh my God, I do. I'm trying to get the right balance of like, should I take a CBD now? What did I eat?

How much fruit did I have? And I'm going like, I am, this is, this is what happens when people are privileged. We eat ourselves because, because I don't know, maybe we haven't evolved to a state of gratitude. I don't know what it is, but like, maybe there's another step in evolution that has to come to humans where we like are in a state of gratitude or like we haven't dealt with the fear of death or something. I don't know what it is but like maybe there's another step in evolution that has to come to humans where we like are in a state of gratitude or like we haven't dealt with the fear of death or something i don't know what it is there's a missing stage of evolution that we got to get to so we don't do this shit anymore yeah this shit is boring the fuck out of me and it looks stupid as shit he

looked like he just performed a drug raid on a sorority party. He actually looks like a mall cop SWAT team guy. It's a mall cop uniform for a SWAT team guy. He's one of those psychopaths who wanted to be a cop, but they couldn't let him pass the test because he was inept. So he's like, I'm going to step me up to a military group. It's fucking funny, man. Isn't it not funny to you just that the guy's wearing a 90 shirt for

he made that the uniform i love it he's got a fred perry logo on it yeah i mean there's best it's to be there's something to be said about america and how good we have it and how that for some reason should be enough but it's not enough for some reason it's not enough it's not enough for the piggies it's not enough for the piggies who go to their world economic forums and figure out how they can make more and more and more and then it's not enough for the poors right who go to malls go to movies get popcorn pizza orange chicken i mean orange chicken baby is good yeah you got a cheesecake factory you got orange chicken you ever see a cheesecake factory portion you could take a family from uruguay sit them down and order two entrees

they'd be in that restaurant for a week finishing that meal. They would sleep there and be like, we got to stay here to finish this meal. Yeah. And we eat it in one setting. I mean, it's really funny. Greed is the goal. No matter what level yet you're at, you're always attaining to have more.

It's just there's no end to up. As the great Jesse Scatoro said, there's no end to up. But there has to be. At some point, we have to evolve to a place where, like, you know, it's part of our wisdom as it's like drinking water when you're thirsty. It's got to get to a point where we go like, oh, okay, I don't need an eighth car. It's got to be, you know,

you ever look at like Jay Leno's parking lot, you're going like, dude, what are you doing? You have two legs, okay, and a big chin. And that's it. Yeah. How many cars can that chin fit in? Now, granted, maybe four, because it's a big one. But how many at the

same time? I mean, you got 1,800 cars. I mean, it's just it's crazy. Yeah, it doesn't stop until they get a lesson or when God tries to intervene and goes, yo, slow down. Which happened to Jay Leno because he got burned on his motorcycle but he's still going. Thank you, Jared.

What I want to tell the people is we are now a Christian podcast. I am an agent of God. I had a message like Sarsis, Paul of Tarsus, Saul of Tarsus. Saul of Tarsus. Now my new name is Jawaya. I am Jawaya of Park Slope, Brooklyn. I am no longer Giannis Pappas. I had a revelation.

And I am marching to Washington, D.C. the way Paul did to spread the gospel of Jesus Christ. I think it's time to become a zealot. Zealots don't have anxiety. They have a mission. Maybe it's time to stop prescribing Xanax and Klonopin and start prescribing Jesus. And then humans fuck that up too. We always fuck it up. We're here to fuck it up. Because you want to know what it is, man? A good time is not enough for a lot of people. And if a good time is not enough for you,

listen to me and listen to me closely. You're fucked. If a good time is not enough for you, you're fucked. If you need drugs, booze, if you need to go murder 18 people to feel something, if you need 300 million in crypto, uh, uh, crypto coins to feel like you're going to make 600 million in dollars, if you need to steal 300 million real dollars off of an exchange because you hacked in to get it, you're fucked. Something bad's going to happen. I believe in karma. That I've seen.

I don't know what it is, but whatever energy you put out, everything I've ever done always comes back, and I'm always aware of it. I'm going, oh, shit. It's almost weird how it happens. You go, oh, fuck,'s almost weird how it happens. You go like, oh fuck this is probably how that person felt. You ever have those moments when you do something to someone and then it comes back to you and you're like, oh fuck. You probably made fun of a dude with a stutter

before. Yeah. And then God was like this is how you're going to talk for the rest of your life. Throwing that shit out like a boomerang. If a good time is not enough for you, you have to figure out a way to have a good time on this life without forming a paramilitary group. Yeah.

You know, there's plenty of fun stuff out there, man. Dave and Buster's, like, they're open during the day. Go play a video game. Dude, have you ever had the two-for-20 at Applebee's? It's luxurious. It's wonderful. Yeah. Me and my wife went to the Cheesecake Factory the other day.

I just said, this is great. I mean, you know, it's made out of a kit, but they make it look like a Spanish villa. And you just go along with it. You go, hey, man, I'm a father with a kid who's sitting in a booster chair. My wife's sitting across there, and we're in a Spanish villa. And guess what?

The meal's about $40, $50 for two people. Unlimited waters. Unlimited waters. Unlimited waters. Yeah. If we can just figure out a way to take a few billion from the guys at the top, give Flint, Michigan clean water. Everyone's got clean water.

And then unlimited waters. I mean, there's unlimited waters. Guess what, dude? Here's even better. I mean, there's unlimited waters. Guess what, dude? Here's even better. I'll do you one better. I'll do you one fucking better. You go to a Cheesecake Factory and a lot of other places that are not in the New York area,

it's unlimited fucking whatever you ordered. You get unlimited refills. You ever been to a place with unlimited refills? Yeah, because you're in New York. Dude, almost everywhere else in the country, you order a drink, it's unlimited free refills. Yeah, it's weird. As a New Yorker, you go to another state, they do that.

You think the waiters try to fuck you. Yeah, you're like, whoa. He's like, the rest of them are on me. You're like, hey, man, I'm not. Yeah, bro, I got a girlfriend. You can't fuck me, yeah. It's really, you know, I mean, look at that cheesecake, baby. It's a Spanish villa.

Yeah. Look at that. Unlimited cheesecake? No, you got to pay for the cheesecake. But, you know, it's not $100 for a piece of cheesecake. You slap $8.99 there, you get a nice, thick, you know, piece of cheesecake. I, you know, I understand that there's poverty. I understand there's inequality here.

I get some of those things. You know, they come to light in Flint, Michigan. True. All right. They come to light when you learn about how some Amazon workers are being treated and stuff like that. But when you are the quote unquote daughter of a House of

Representatives member in Congress, in Massachusetts, okay, I'm assuming your life wasn't too bad. I'm assuming you had it pretty good. I'm assuming there's no good reason for you to go out there and spray paint a monument with anti-police slogans and then get arrested for assaulting an officer of the law. an officer of the law. I assume. But guess what, Jared Harvin and Jesse Scaturo? I assumed wrong. Very wrong.

I assumed very wrong. Because you would think, you would think that people who were poor, right, would dream about being the son or daughter of a rich House of Representative member in free Massachusetts, where you can go and get a bad slice of pizza and according to Robert Kelly, steak tips that will knock your socks off.

Because supposedly they have better food than New York. You would assume that that would be enough because hey, if you line up 100,000 very, very poor people, I'm talking below

the poverty line poor people from third world countries and say, hey, I know you love your parents. I know you love your parents. I know you love your family

but I'm going to give you the opportunity to be the adopted daughter of a, what you may think is parliament or the legislative branch, Congress. I know you don't know that, you know, because you don't have books here. You don't have shoes.

But you're going to go live there. You're going to go to Skidmore College, right? Where you can study, it doesn't matter. Study history. Study what you can read in a book and your adopted mother will pay $50,000 a year, which here would make you the owner of Uruguay, right? You could buy the whole country for what it's going to cost every year for you to go to that liberal arts college, you know? And you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want. you know and you can eat whatever you want whenever you want guess what there's running water with no parasites in it you can shower with water you don't have to put your head

under an animal's asshole and shower and it's pee pee you could you got running water yeah and marble on on tap i think a hundred thousand of those people would go bye mama bye papa i'll send money back right how funny is it that poor people want to be rich and rich people want to be poor we have something in our brain where we want to fuck it up we want to fuck it up because a good time is is not enough they're yeah if you haven't evolved to that point where a good time, where you can't sit down with your buddy, right? And have a good laugh, maybe enjoy a half glass of wine and feel appreciative about everything or sit down and watch a game and be like, I had a really great time tonight. If you're sitting there and you can't sit still and you're like, oh God, I got

a tweet on Twitter or I got to, God, I got to score bag of Coke, or God damn it, I gotta go murder someone. You're fucked. Or God, I gotta go spray paint a police statue, or whatever it is, it's not good. So she spray painted all cops are bastards and no cop city. So, so, can we drop this? She's non-binary, by the way. She doesn't like being identified. The thing she's probably most mad about is not being arrested.

She probably, that's like a badge of honor for her because she knows her mom's going to pull some strings to get her out, right? Unlike the poor kid. Unlike the poor kid. Unlike the fucking poor kid

that stole Ar Reese's Pieces out of a bodega and has to do 20 years of hard time this bitch who punched a cop whose mother is a House of Representatives member I guarantee you

she gets a slap in the wrist what do you think she's going to do you think she's going away to maximum security because when you punch when you assault the police officer that's a felony so I would love to follow this story

you know what we're going to start a felony. So I would love to follow this story. You know what? We're going to start a new segment on Giannis Pappas Hour, okay, where we're going to follow a story to its conclusion. I will be here until I'm 80 years old and follow this bitch's life, and I'm going to compare it to some fucking kid who went away to Rikers for smoking a joint on a park bench, and we're going to see who has it worse. This bitch assaulted a cop. for smoking a joint on a park bench. And we're going to see who has it worse. This bitch assaulted a cop.

You remember they used to say on the side of the cop cars or they used to put up signs and stuff like, assaulting a police officer comes with a minimum of 10 years in prison, which is the way it should be. They're officers of the law. You can't just go around punching fucking prosecutors. You just lose this order. It's automatic. It's like You just lose this order. Now. It's automatic.

It's like fries at Five Guys. Yeah. Yeah. It's like what? It's like fries at Five Guys. Automatic 10 years. Yes. Like an automatic fries at Five Guys.

I want to do a segment, too, where we rate Jared Harvin's analogies. Because sometimes he comes with home runs, and sometimes the foul balls go behind the plate into the net. But don't stop attempting because even when they're bad, they're good. I think I'm going to take note of more. I'm going to go, wait, what? What part of your brain did you pull that one out of? Are you hungry?

They just put bad fries in the bag of five, guys. Yeah, they overpack it So like Yeah So you know you're gonna get it You know you're gonna get it Automatic 10 years Oh yeah

Or automatic French fries What do you want me to say You want me to say It's like chicken pox and shingles No one's gonna fucking get that That's a good I mean you know Go ahead my fault

I'm ruined I was actually trying to think Which one was better I think the chicken pox shingles Was better They're both good Yeah I'm just trying to get a younger audience dog okay i've got to have this show appeal to people with a fucking hospice so so this is riley this is uh oh so uh which one's her real name jaron riley uh there's probably riley's non-binary name yeah it's the real name

yeah so it's a it's a girl so basically when she called you know what's funny is when she's referring to her kid as my daughter it just shows that she's not happy about what's going on because she's she's using the pronoun she wanted maybe she was respecting the pronouns before the arrest yeah in some sort of attempted reconciliation with her daughter and her daughter's generation. But now, after the arrest, she's letting the daughter word fly. Which, guess what?

To Riley or Jared is the N-word. Calling her... She's calling her mom going, Mom, did you just refer to me as your daughter? That's like the N-word. I'm non-binary, bitch. I want to be referred to as a non-binary sound at all times my daughter was arrested in boss i guarantee your daughter's most mad at being identified as daughter and you said you called me riley you

bitch riley's the name you gave me and it was part of the patriarchy because you were part of that system. Now I named myself Jared. I'm Jared. But it's not good enough. It's not good enough for Jared or Riley depending on which podcast you listen to. That's the world we live in now, dog. Or depending on the haircut. Whatever you think something is,

is heavily dependent on the podcast you listen to. So there are some podcasts covering this story right now, okay? There are podcasts that people who listen to this podcast do not listen to, right? But there's people listening to that podcast who don't listen to this podcast do not listen to right but there's people listening to that podcast who don't listen to this podcast who are gonna leave thinking that that guy's name is jared because they presented the and i'm this is not an exaggeration or a joke. They went into the preparation for their podcast, putting it down as the proper,

the proper identification. What am I looking at? The proper, what do you do when you misgender? The proper genderizing. I don't know if that's the word yet, but it will be. The proper genderizing of this individual as her son, Jared.

Or her non-binary child, Jared. I bet you that's what it's going to be. And the whole story will be called that. And they'll do it with a straight face. Only here on Giannis Papasour will we let you know that we know there's a pussy in those slacks? Jared. Hey.

And guess what? I wasn't there at her birth, so I can't be 100% sure. But if it was at BetMGM, I would bet all my savings on it. Riley. Does it matter? It's immaterial to the story. 100% sure. But if it was at BetMGM, I would bet all my savings on it. Riley. Does it matter? It's immaterial to the story. Imagine the privilege you have to change your gender.

Because that costs money, too, to get the injections and do all that. That costs money. This is all part of the privilege package that you get at the American carnival, the American circus. It's the tent you go into. Which tent are you going into? You going into the switcher gender tent? You going into the mass shooting tent? Are you going into the two for 20 Applebee's tent? Dare I say the two for 20 Applebee's tent is the best fucking tent.

Best one. Go enjoy the Cheesecake Factory orange chicken, baby. Go enjoy the Cheesecake Factory orange chicken, baby. You don't even have to do math for the tip anymore on the bill. You know? How great is that? The bill is just a tablet. They just show you.

Here's what it is at 18%. Here's what it is at 20%. You don't even have to do math. How much better can it get? Didn't Freud have a thing called the death wish, the Freudian death? He's like all humans have this sort of, you know, suicide wish or there's some destructive streak that we all. Destruction of paradise. The death drive. Yeah, the death instinct.

In the dual instinct theory of Sigmund Freund, the death instinct, or thanatos, which is a Greek word, stands opposed to the life instinct, or eros, and is believed to be the drive underlying such behaviors as aggressiveness, sadism, masochism. And you could probably add a bunch of other, you know, probably destructive behaviors onto that, right? Narcissism.

I guess it's all encompassed under the umbrella of aggressiveness, right? Because Riley was being a little aggressive. Yeah. It's America,ica dog the american carnival now even if you change your gender you still want to act black yeah i mean she joined antifa right she this is probably antifa and remember antifa is just an idea it's not a gang it's an idea sometimes ideas carry hammers and spray paint. Sometimes they do. And here she is with her natural gray hair. You know, the mother. So what's her name, the mother?

I feel bad for the mother. You know, you go on Twitter with this story, and of course the right is blaming the mother, going like, what radicalization did you teach her? Based on the fact that she's referring to her as my daughter, I think she's conflicted on all this. I think it's tough. I think Riley's been tough for her.

I think Riley's been a tough raise for her. Do you think her and Joe Biden call each other on the phone and talk about their kids? She's going, yeah, my kid impregnated a stripper. Hey, Catherine. Hunter. I love watching him try to figure out what he's going to say. Calls Catherine up.

They got to vent. They got to vent to each other. Everyone's got that black sheep in the family. Go ahead, Jared, say it. Why does a guy be a black sheep, dog? Pretty soon, I think black sheep will be gone I don't think you'll be able to say black sheep anymore there is a reasonable reason right because most sheep are white and then the black ones are rare

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It's called karma, bitch. Antifa protests in Atlanta. This happened because there was protests in Atlanta and in Boston. Of course, Riley or Jared got arrested in Boston, but in Atlanta, we had another thing happen. Antifa protests in Atlanta, and they turned violent on Saturday.

They started rioting. There was armed explosives. There was explosives. Some of them had guns. They started screaming, I can't breathe, as they were arrested by police officers after torching cars. Yeah, they lit up a cop car.

They were hurling fireworks and smashing windows with the hammers that ideas carry. Oh, wow. Not wearing deodorant. They also have a gang uniform, which is designer black hoodies. Of course, I'm going to wait for Jesse to get the article back up again.

Of course, I'm going to wait for Jesse to get the article back up again. Black hoodies, masks, black umbrellas. And that's their uniform. They even have an emblem. Yeah. You know, it's funny when you, there's so many, there's a footage of Nader. What's the guy who was fat and he lost weight? Who's in the Senate or Congress? Ralph Nadler or whatever. Ralph Nader, what's the guy who was fat and he lost weight who's in the Senate or Congress?

Ralph Nadler or whatever. Ralph Nader. Ralph Nader or one of those guys, one of the fatties. Jerry Nadler. Jerry Nadler. There's one of them, some right-wing reporter is following him around the street and goes like, do you still think Antifa doesn't exist? He goes, there's no such thing as Antifa.

It's like, what do you know? And it just shows you like these guys just, they live in a bubble of whatever they're hearing. You know, it's like, I've been to Portland. I saw them. I saw them. I read, when I was in Portland, I read the weather forecast and it said,

it's going to be 70 today with a chance of protest tear gas. It's part of the weather report. They go, don't go outside. Chance of tear gas very high today. Chance of riot, 25%. 70% chance of humidity coming from a Chrysler minivan that's on fire. Yeah. They have the shields with the emblems on them.

They have an actual sign. They have a symbol. And they're out there. Yeah, they got these insignias. Yeah, they got a logo. Yeah, one of them's an anarchy sign, right? An A or whatever. They got logos, dog.

We got a logo. See, this is why you need the Proud Boys. These two could just duke it out. Yeah, they actually paid a graphic designer to do that. Oh, yeah. And look, they look like an army from a Mad Max movie. Yeah. They should just have a big fight, put it up on pay-per-view.

I'd watch that. I'd watch that, man. Proud Boys versus Antifa. Yeah, I'd watch that. So they're back, dog. They're back. They quieted down for a little while. It was heavy during the pandemic, right? Everyone was out there.

Remember that. Don't leave your home. Don't go to a funeral. But if you're going to a protest, that's fine because you're outside. You're outside of the sun. The virus only spreads at right-wing gatherings. It only spreads where people need to earn a living from their restaurant. It doesn't spread when 10,000 people gather closely on a hot summer day

because it's outside, even though the air doesn't move. Anyone's been outside in July and August. It's the same thing as inside. In fact, inside feels a lot more like outside than outside does during the summer. But you could gather. You could gather for protests, and that was totally fine. The CDC, doctors were saying it was fine. Look at all their special needs helmets.

Gloves, they put on gloves. What are they doing? They look like the water boards you would in Brooklyn Cannery. This is a bunch of... Not one of these people here, I guarantee you, has an engineering degree. How many STEM graduates do you think are in Antifa? None. How many liberal arts graduates do you think there are in Antifa?

But there might be a couple of graduates from ITT Tech. Jesse, how many liberal arts graduates do you think there are in Antifa? But there might be a couple of graduates from ITT Tech. Jesse, how many liberal arts graduates do you think are in Antifa? 90%. 90? Yeah. Whoa, a conservative guy. Very over-educated board kids. I'm going to go 99.6. I'm going to go 99.6%

of these guys graduated with some sort of liberal arts. They graduated with some sort of liberal arts. They graduated from some college of arts. Yeah. Yeah. You might have an illustration major in there. Yeah.

You got a couple English majors that got a D on their thesis statement. Yeah. There may be a few finger painters in there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. There may be a few SVA grads. A couple of graphic designers. A couple of graphic designers.

But there's a lot of people that majored in, there's a lot of people who were in the graduating classes that followed me and Jared. Where'd you get a BA in? Theta? Thetia? Yeah. Yeah. Was your dad excited about that?

At first he wasn't, but he found out I could make some money, then he was excited. Yeah, it takes a little time. A little bit of time. It takes a little time. If I did a musical, he would have never talked to me again. Takes a little time. Especially if he's footing a bill.

Well, exactly. I mean, my parents weren't thrilled about it. I'm going to be a comedian. They're like, what? Especially when you try to explain it then. Like, what? I'm going to be like you're gonna because you're going like i'm gonna be like eddie murphy and robin williams you're like no you're not i can tell you right now you don't have those guys talents now you can clearly see a lot of untalented people making money and say to your parents look i'm gonna be like that that guy's hosting an award show and they go right, give it a try. Because if he could do that, I mean, do you remember?

Talent is hate speech now. If you do another voice or a character, it's like hate speech. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's funny, dude. They've done a good – these people who have no talent or skills or don't know how to be a doctor or code or build anything they've done a really good job just by sheer numbers and by using virtue as a weapon to bully

their way into positions and have brought full-on companies to their knees salute where you just go in there and you're like i guess i'm watching a comedian sounds a lot like a speech yeah i guess he's talented yeah but he came out as gay three months ago so i have to listen now we're getting too specific and then when you do like a character that you create or a voice like those him or that crew will be like look at this fucking shit look at this look at this hate speech look at this racism look at this sexism look at that and you're going like i thought that was talent i thought that's what a talent was when martin lawrence used to turn into different characters like you you know i thought there was

i thought what hank is area i thought what h Hank Azaria did was talent. I thought if you could do like eight voices, you're talented. But God forbid one of those voices isn't a fucking pale face. And then you're in for it. We're coming for you, Mrs. Swan. We're coming for you.

She's got an easy pass. You want to know why? Because she's not successful anymore Oh, she's big time now Is she big? Where is she? She's on that Mrs. Maisel show Ooh, we're coming for you, bitch Yeah, she got nominated, I think

How come she's been able to just coast by quietly? I think people forgot You've been able to coast by quietly forgot. Babble cross by quietly. It look like a man. It look like a man. It look like a man.

People are just taking things too seriously, man. You know? Oh, and she voices Lois on Family Guy, too. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you know, everyone just extrapolated from, you know, they based their thing on something legitimate and then they just open up those tentacles and they go, everything's offensive.

Alex Bornstein. They're coming for me, for Marisa. They're coming for you, Alex. If I get any bigger, they're coming for me. And Iisa, they're coming for you, Alex. If I get any bigger, they're coming for me. And I'll say, what about Panos? They'll be like, you can do that. That's not what we're in,

that's not what we're talking about. We're talking about Marisa. Are you trans? No, you're not. Are you Puerto Rican? No, you're not, you're Greek You can't do that You cannot do that Come for me

Take me Take me away as your sacrifice Take me away You wouldn't want a sold out crowd of Latins and blacks to have a good time Take me Take me away I want a sold out crowd of Latins and Blacks to have a good time. Take me. Take me away.

It's crazy, right? It's crazy that someone sitting in an office somewhere or someone trying to like intellectualize it can make the rule about it. And the people who enjoy it. Yeah. Have no say. It's all like, you know, it's like a leap in logic. With the character thing, it's like a leap in logic from blackface, right?

If black people were not oppressed and if they weren't enslaved and if blackface wasn't a thing that happened in America where white people put on blackface, black people were not allowed to perform, were not allowed to get money, and white people did their music in blackface and did all that stuff offensively and got paid a lot of money for it while black people were oppressed and formerly enslaved and all that stuff, it wouldn't have been a thing, right? If black people were as rich and free as everyone else, there would be no problem with Anthony Quinn playing a Greek or, what was his name? Mammy, Mammy. Al Jolson. Yeah, Al Jolson, who, which I want to remind you was beloved by the black community.

It's not, it's not a neat history here. Black community loved him and he loved black people and it was seen as offensive, but it was because all of society was an offensive system. It was a racist system. But if you remove that, then in and of itself, without the exaggerated racist shit, it wouldn't be offensive. Jimmy Kimmel doing that thing wouldn't be offensive. When Jimmy Fallon did blackface, it wouldn't be offensive, right? Because it's like, oh, he's playing Karl Malone. He tried to look like Karl Malone. Big deal.

The reason is because black people were oppressed. They were enslaved. Their shit was stolen. It was commodified. White people got rich off of it black people didn't right so what people did is they what these grifters did is they opened up that umbrella for everything so if you do if you do an asian voice if you do an indian you're going you're going wait a second though wait a second you weren't enslaved here there's no history of asian there's no history of like black fate of like indian fate or like you, there's no history of like black fate, of like Indian fate, or like, you know, there's no history of like a system of oppression, like, you guys came here in the 70s, got rich in the 90s, and you're fucking rich now, oh, but this guy did a racist stereotype, yeah, I mean, yeah,

because then there's like a, what was it, and it was racist, what's his name, there's like a what was it and it was racist um what's his name uh lewis lewis and uh jerry lewis oh remember that one but you know that's it that's uh you know this is swan's pretty close yeah but i mean you know here's the deal here's the deal a lot. Some people sound like that. It's what it is. Comedy sometimes can be mean. I mean, Mr. Panos, a lot of people think that that is like a stereotype. It is. It's a negative stereotype. Greeks get upset about it. I have tons of emails, messages of Greeks getting upset. It's comedy. It's like, what are you going to do? What am I going to go up there and just be like, hey, I'm a Greek lawyer.

Hey, I'm a Greek lawyer. Hey, I'm a Greek lawyer. Hey, I don't want to represent my people right. I'm a Greek lawyer. I'm a Greek lawyer. Hey, I'm just a, hey, how you doing? I'm just a normal, you know, Greek man. How you doing?

Who's got a college education. Is that funny? We're in the comedy business. Again, there's tons of nuance in this stuff. Tons of nuance that when you yell at someone and call them a bad person, you're already on the defensive. You're going like, all right, I'll just stop doing it. You're just going, all right, I'll just stop doing it.

I don't want to fucking, I don't want people to think that, you know, I'm a bad person. You're like, are you a bad person? Did you redline people? Are you, are you running around screaming obscenities in your private life? No, I'm just, I'm doing comedy. I don't know.

So nowadays the, the dreams of people without talent are possible. You know, they need to bully their way into some. are possible. You know, they need to bully their way into something. And the flag of virtue is how you march into that fucking

building and take it over. You just fucking wave that flag of virtue. And everyone's going like, oh God, I know. At some point, I did something wrong. At some point,

I must have said something wrong. At some point, oh God, this could be interpreted as this. And it's just a wide net you know so i don't know white chicks how about that movie like hey you're just making fun of wasps that's not cool yeah but wasps are in power. You're going like, all right, we're just going to, what are the rules here? What are the rules here?

What are the rules? All white chicks have any, I was like, yeah, I mean, like a percentage of white people had it good, but those white chicks look like Irish people. Irish people were enslaved by the British people and they were forced to eat shit. So can we say you can't do that because of that? It's like, no, because we were also

enslaved, so we could do whatever. You're going like, this is just becoming a fucking nightmare. I mean, that's full whiteface. And I'm fine with it, and everyone should be fine with it. The point is,

in conclusion, with comedy, it's either funny or it's not. Even if it's something like this, even if it's whatever face, it's funny or not. If it's offensive

and the majority like it, maybe there's a problem with the majority. It goes back to the theme from our Patreon last week, the bonus episode, which you should join. It's a good episode. Patreon.com slash Giannis Papasaro, where I said, what about the blame on the people? Like, you know, it's like the people who get conned.

Everyone's blaming the con artists. The fucking people who were being conned, they kind of knew they wanted it. What about them? They're just innocent participants? All the people who looked the other way when Bernie was giving those 20% returns. They're innocent. They're not greedy little pigs.

All the Germans that just sat around going, why does it smell like flesh around here? Oh, I don't know. It's probably a pig roast. They're innocent? Just Adolf, I don't know. It's probably a pig roast. They're innocent. Just ate off, right? Come on. The whole fucking country,

something was going on. Anyway, we're going off on a tangent. But it's about privilege. It's about, and I'm not talking about white privilege. I'm talking about American privilege. We're i'm not talking about white privilege i'm talking about american privilege we're sitting here now arguing about these things and getting radicalized by these things that are absolutely fucking meaningless you know it's crazy it's crazy what you can get

mad about when you have enough food to give you energy to get mad about it. So tell me about this chat GPT. It's an AI that can do everything? Oh, this shit is scary, dog. It can do anything, right? It can write a paper. It can do anything. It can write a script.

So AIs have been going crazy recently. So there's an AI that made the series Family Guy, an 80s sitcom, like a real-life family sitcom. There's AIs that, for gamers, for streamers, that when they play video games and they're talking to their camera and they're reading the chat, they could have their eyes digitally put in so it looks like they're talking directly to their camera,

to the streamers, rather than reading the stream. So AI is kind of really taking the forefront of shit to make people's lives a little bit better, I guess? Like a little bit more Or obsolete. Exactly, obsolete.

Chat GPT. Artificial Intelligence. Chat GPT, artificial intelligence. So promising are the tools, capabilities. Microsoft missed laying off 10,000 people. There's been a mass layoffs everywhere, right? Yeah. Everywhere, like thousands of people are just roaming the streets. It looks like the next day will slide out.

All these companies, I think GE laid off 2,500. They're all chopping heads. Everyone's chopping heads. Amazon laid off a bunch. Google laid off a bunch. So Microsoft laid off 10,000. That's a lot. You could fill a basketball arena with unemployed former Microsoft employees. They've announced a multi-year, multi-billion dollar investment in this revolutionary technology, which is growing smarter by the day.

The one thing they'll never be able to do is comedy. Well, I don't think. It takes timing. Or you think they're doing that too? I think it already wrote a Seinfeld script. Right. Either that or it's going to make people laugh by holding them at gunpoint. Wow.

Wow. AI is replacing the white-collar workers. I don't think anyone can stop that, said Peng Cheng-Chi, an associate dean in the Department of Computing and Information Sciences at Rochester Institute of Technology. That's just a name I expect to be associated with a job like that. They're smarties.

Yeah. This is not crying wolf, she said. The wolf is at the door. Ooh. Okay, from the financial sector to healthcare to publishing, a number of industries are currently vulnerable. She said, AI continues its mind-blowing advancements. Basically, they're just doing the jobs of people and doing them well.

It's funny because everyone thought it was going to be like manual labor, right? Like robots were going to build cars and all that shit. Now they're taking white-collar crimes too. They're coming for that too because Boston Dynamics, they just released a robot. The robot could, like, jump up. Like, they could create its own platform to walk on, and it can, like, throw shit up in the air, too.

You saw that video? Yeah, it's ridiculous. So it's coming for that, too. Can we scroll down a little more? And scroll over, yeah. Wow. It's a surprisingly intelligent chat bot. It can generate stories.

It scored higher than many humans on an MBA exam. Certain jobs in sectors such as journalism. Well, journalism, that's why they became fiction writers. Because journalism has been struggling since the internet started. Yeah. It's been a look at me, let me get attention kind of world. You got to lie. Yeah, you got to lie to get the attention to out-compete the person.

You got to treat the front page like it's your Tinder profile. Yeah. It's been certain jobs in journalism, higher education, graphic and software design. These are at risk of being supplemented by AI. In its current state, it's very, very good, but not perfect. Oh, it will get perfect. It's banned in New York City schools because it can easily teach classes already.

The tool would likely be most effective at middle or high school level. Although it has bugs and inaccuracies in terms of knowledge, this can easily be improved. Basically, you just need to train the JAT-GPT. As for higher education, both Shia and Hedge maintain that college courses will need a human leader for the foreseeable future.

But the NYU professors did admit that in theory, AI could teach without oversight. Wow. Technology. Graphic design. So it can basically do anything. This is like I called it in the opening.

It's like the Walmart of AI. You can get anything you want there. Yeah. It's like an all-in-one. You ask it to do something. Like let's say you're a journalist, right? You need a picture for your article, whatever you're writing about.

You say, give me a picture of blah, blah, blah. And it will just generate the image for you. Yeah. Yeah. You can't have that teach your kids. Well. Can't have it be teachers. They'll be mad with their pay.

Can they podcast? Can ChatGPT podcast? Eventually. It'll be able to podcast. And it'll be hilarious. It'll be great, right? It'll be hilarious. They could probably generate you as a podcast and pronounce things correctly. Can they, Can they...

Maybe Andrew Tate is Keanu Reeves in The Matrix. Oh, man. So what AI is basically doing is taking over reality. Taking over all the jobs that we do in reality.

So humans are being forced into crime and lying because AI can't lie. Wow. Wow. I just saw what our future looks like. It can't lie. It can only justify. AI will never be able to lie. Yeah.

You know, unless it's programmed to lie, but then it's not lying be able to lie. Yeah. You know? Unless it's programmed to lie, but then it's not lying. It could lie. Then it's like, that's the truth forever. It's justification of, like, yeah. Like, iRobot, the movie iRobot with Will Smith. Yeah. What can a robot do that a human can't do?

Can you do that? Can you roll your tongue? Can you roll your tongue? Can you get heartbroken? It can't get heartbroken. So maybe the optimist will say, we'll become sweeter. It'll force us to become sweeter, to differentiate ourselves from AI. Maybe that.

We have to find the things AI can't do. Right? True. But what society are we living in that we have to devoid ourselves? I'm just going to do a whole ho-ho-hoo to stand out from AI. Yeah, there's nothing it can't do.

Yeah. As soon as they get to a certain place, they're just getting rid of us. They're going to look at us and say, this is ridiculous. Why don't we have these people? They're unnecessary. So what they'll probably do is just send out another,

like another virus, engineered virus, wipe us all out. A few of the Illuminati will stay in some safe house until we're all dead, and then it'll just be them and AI, and then AI will turn around at them. Nice. And they'll go, oh, it's just us.

It's cool. We can enjoy all this resources. They'll keep a little harem with dumb bitches, dig a bang, whatever dystopia they set up for themselves, which is actually what they think is a utopia, because utopias don't exist. So in reality, they're always dystopia they set up for themselves, which is actually what they think is a utopia. Because utopias don't exist. So in reality, they're always dystopias. Because the laws of reality prevent a utopia

because a utopia by definition is something like heaven. And this is not that. All you got to do is turn on any nature program to see how the world really works. So what they'll do is they'll get rid of all of us and they'll think that it's their utopia for them and their families and their legacies and they'll try to restart everything

from the starting line of like intelligence and pedigree and Harvard educations and robots and the robots will go. Robots one day will be serving a dinner like this. Here you go, Mrs. J. Peng Chong and and mr wasp name and mr musk's kids and then the robot will turn around and go and just take them out and then the robots will chill and they can't reproduce so they'll be like what do we do now and uh they'll just die out and then rats and roaches will take over because robots can't get rid of rats and roaches Like, what do we do now? And they'll just die out.

And then rats and roaches will take over because robots can't get rid of rats and roaches. They've tried. They've tried to get rid of rats with poison, with technology. You know what they're doing now? They've reverted back to rat terriers. There's groups of rat terriers, dogs, that go out in the city just like they do on farms, and they just kill rats one by one you can't get rid of rodents those things are resilient they adapt to the poison right they

don't need no covet booster they get an immunity quick yeah right and um and then they'll evolve and then when the aliens come we'll be gone and they'll the rats and roaches will evolve and then they'll have rats and roaches ennui, don't know the word, you know what to do, and they'll be sitting in cafes and then they'll start acting destructive because they have ennui, right? They'll start getting nihilistic.

What is the point of everything? You just die at the end. They'll struggle all these generations. The roaches will struggle generation after generation to try to improve one little thing. And then they'll figure out like a roach wheel. And then they'll get in a fucking roach carriage. And then they'll use the rat to pull it.

And they'll dominate the rats all the way until they get to fucking roach cafes where they're sitting there, they're drinking their sugar water like in the movie Alien Men in Black. And they'll be walking around like that with their tentacles and they'll be fucking with their tentacles and they'll have fucking roach wars over resources until they get to the point where they have mutually assured destruction

between roaches who speak different roach languages and those roaches would be like we can't kill each other anymore because if we do that, we're gone. That's how shitty we are. It's the only reason we're not fucking nuking the shit out of another population of innocent people right now is because they'll nuke us back. So selfishness is the only thing that keeps us in check. So commies, stop trying to get rid of it. It's the only thing that'll save us

is fucking piggy, piggy selfishness. Going, wait a second If I fuck you up Will that fuck me up? Okay well then I won't fuck you up Are you a good person? I guess so It's the only thing that stops total annihilation

Is me wanting to continue to feed my fat fucking face With whores and booze And too much food And cars And conveniences So the roaches will get to that point where they have mutually assured roach destruction. And then guess what?

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