Yannis Pappas Hour - Tucker Carlson Wins Peabody Award
Episode Date: September 9, 2023Is there only one honest journalist left? Tucker Carlson interviews the very credible con man with a long rap sheet about his crack smoking and gay sex with Obama. Yanni had a little dust up with come...dian Christopher Titus (not really but we had some fun). Lastly, Delta and America had some technical difficulties this week. See Yanni do stand up live in your town: Springfield, MO sept 7-9 Calgary Sept 22–23 FORt Wayne, Indiana Sept 29-30 Red Bank, NJ Oct 14 San Fran Oct 27-28 New York City Nov 4 Providence Nov 10-11 Phoenix Nov 16-18 Spokane Dec 1-2 Tulsa Dec 8-9 Louisville Dec 15-16 Vancouver Jan 12 Toronto March 23 Join our highlights page for highlight clips from the episodes: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykw new bonus episodes every Wednesday at https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Support our Sponsors: DraftKings Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code YPH.
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What's up everybody welcome to another episode of the Yanis Papas hour you know the deal
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A Delta flight was grounded as well because of another very tech issue called diarrhea all over the place.
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It was a run.
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Burning Man got put out.
It was burning, and everyone was on Molly,
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Big whoop.
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Chris Rock was that Burning Man with Diplo.
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A new Texas law
says that drunk drivers
if they kill the children of, if they kill the adults of the children in a drunk driving accident, they have to pay child support to the children for the rest of their lives for killing their parents in a drunk driving accident.
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There's two ways, I guess, to have to pay child support.
One of them is you go to court with a lady
and she takes you to the cleaners.
Another way is to kill someone's parents.
You kill their parents and now you got to pay cleaners. Another way is to kill someone's parents. You kill their parents
and now you got to pay child support.
That seems unfair.
And how do you do that if you're in jail?
How many, do children's tuitions take license plates?
How are you going to pay for a child's tuition in Texas?
Texas has some strange laws.
Okay, so that's a new Texas law
that requires a convicted drunk driver to pay child support if
they kill the guardian or child so it doesn't even have to be your real parent kill the parent
or the guardian it could just be a guardian you could just say hey this is my friend Mike from
the block he looks after me once in a while and Mike could be like yeah give me a hundred dollars
a month I was watching the kid it's known as Bentley Law, which was first filed on November 14th of last year. It's a new law.
So my question is,
do they go to prison or they just
got to pay child support?
Can they still go eat barbecue and hang out
and just go, damn it?
Not only do I got to pay Uncle Sam,
I got to pay for
this freaking
Rickerson boy.
And lo and behold,
he's not good enough
to get a scholarship and anything,
so I got to pay for his state school.
Thank God he didn't go to a private one.
Listen, if you kill my parents in Texas,
if I grew up in Texas,
let me just give you a hypothetical.
If I grew up in Texas
and you kill my parents,
I am God for sure going to make sure I go to the most expensive
schools and have the worst drug habits. I'm going to make your life a living misery. You're going to
be paying child support like you don't understand, my friend. Okay, you killed my parents like Batman,
we got a problem in the Lone Star State. I'm going to Duke. I don't care how hard I got to work,
what Chinese guy I got to cheat off of, I'm going to Duke, and you't care how hard I got to work, what Chinese guy I got to cheat off of.
I'm going to Duke.
And you're paying 50, 60 grand a year.
All right? So start making license plate and figure out a way to win the lotto.
I mean, I don't understand this.
They go to prison, right?
Because you killed parents.
It's at least manslaughter second degree.
So, I mean, where's the money going to come from?
What if you get hit by, I don't know, a Walmart worker or some guy who works the cashier at Bucky's?
We're in Texas.
Bucky's is something you got to see. It's a Texas
like mega store.
People in Texas are really,
really, really fat.
That's why they love their guns, dog, because they can't
fight.
I box now. You get
winded after three seconds in boxing,
and that's not even the adrenaline
when you're fighting somebody else.
I mean, dude, when you're 500 pounds,
you have oxygen for 1.5 seconds in a Texas brawl.
Yeah, what if you get it by a Walmart worker?
You know?
I love, John Stewart made a good point about Walmart,
that they, he made a good point about Walmart that, um, they, uh,
he made a good point about corporations, how they reap all the profits without all the,
any of the risk.
So like all the employees, like Walmart's employees are the biggest recipient of like,
um, state, uh, assistance, but government assistance, um, because they get paid so low.
So it's like, um, their like their workers are able to like show up
like with two legs because the government's just like
allowing them to pay them whatever, eight bucks an hour.
You know, they hire a bunch of special kids
and they go, can you, you know?
And forget it when AI comes in.
And it's just like, you just ask a robot.
You know, now they got the robots that walk.
You ever go to the supermarket and those like, it's so funny how far we've come in robotics you see those
commercials of boston dynamics doing the dog robots and people robots and sex dolls and flesh
lights and things to that nature and then you look at the supermarket robot have you seen the
circle marble robot who's just like this big and they put they just actually like they stuck like
googly eyes like kid eyes on it yeah and it's just like this long pole and it just walks around and
looks at stuff and it knows how to stay away from um shoppers as if they couldn't hire some
100 iq american to walk around with his coke bottle glasses and see if we need to restock
yogurt. They hire this guy who my daughter loves, by the way. My daughter's always like,
where's the robot? She wants to see the robot. But look at how freaking back to the future,
1983, this robot is in 2023. We actually have a robot in the supermarket
that just goes around,
and it looks like it's from Weird Science in 1981.
It looks like a Roomba with a pole on it.
Yeah, I mean, it just looks like an air purifier.
It looks like an air purifier.
Now, what does this do?
It just looks around and sees what shelves need to be stocked.
It does inventory.
It does inventory.
It walks around.
And it's funny because it sees you and moves around you.
So it's like, is that what we're doing now?
We're not giving a job to a guy?
How greedy are these corporations that they're like,
we can save one salary by getting this stupid slow robot
to just slowly turn around.
Can you hire one fucking who needs the money,
pay him half price to go say
if we need more Doritos in aisle four?
We need more pull-up overnight diapers in aisle seven.
Is it that hard?
Well, this thing doesn't steal.
Go to my brother's school and hire one of them half price.
I think he gets $3 an hour to work at a paper store.
My brother works at a paper store.
Okay?
It's like the office, but everyone's drooling.
Oh, no.
It's my brother.
Yeah, this thing never calls and saves.
But he doesn't get paid minimum wage.
There's a deal with the school.
They say, hey, can you occupy these guys for a couple hours
without them getting paper cuts?
And they feel good about themselves.
My brother comes home, you know, $15 a week or something like that.
It's great.
It's good for a couple Subway sandwiches for lunch.
I was going to ask.
What does he buy?
I don't know.
And he probably gets paid more than that.
But, I mean, like, what is this, man?
What is this robot thing?
And what they do is they paste the, like, toy eyes on it
so it looks like a, so kids go, wow, there's a robot.
My daughter loves the robot at the supermarket.
Why isn't it branded?
I don't know.
I'm shopping in the suburbs.
I don't want to chew on a gun.
I miss bodegas.
There's no robots.
They don't have this at Trader Joe's.
No, they don't have it at Trader Joe's.
I love Trader Joe's. I love Trader Joe's.
I love Trader Joe's.
You like Trader Joe's because you like a good discount
and you're a real granola bar.
You can walk in there with your rubber fucking shoes.
Half the price.
Yeah, it's half the price of everything.
You look like you just got off a flight from Denver, Colorado,
and it's your first time leaving colorado
i'm addicted to these shoes it's bad of course you are there's no other explanation for why you'd be
wearing them it's like saying why do you do crack it's like i'm addicted i'm addicted too good
they're too comfortable they're too comfortable tool a woman goes it's gonna take a child the
truth of a child to change your mind when the truth goes, Bobby, who's the homeless person over there?
Why does he have tires for shoes?
It looks like you're wearing people tires.
They're so ugly.
Yeah, I'm going to take a picture of him and throw him on the gram.
I'm up to 200,000.
By the way, editorial retraction.
We're the only news organization that will give you an editorial retraction when we're
wrong.
Apparently, and you know who pointed it out to me on Instagram?
It was Titus.
Remember the comedian Titus?
He had a short-lived sitcom on Fox, Titus,
and then I think he asked for more money,
and they were just like, no, you're not Seinfeld.
Now your career's over.
Oh, no.
Now you're commenting on Giannis Pappas' Instagram.
So he commented, he goes,
they do have drag show shows
at Christopher Titus. They do have drag shows at old folks homes. You dink. And I said, well,
then everyone will support it. Like I said in the clip, cause that's what I said. I said,
unlike a nightclub act, uh, for kindergartners,
I go, would you be in favor of a stand-up comedy show
at your kid's kindergarten?
Nobody would.
Why are you Googling me now?
I was going to your Instagram.
Oh, going to my Insta to see his comment?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's, I mean, that's exactly what he said verbatim.
He said, they do have it, you dink.
What's a dink?
I don't know. I don't know some fucking shit. I mean, look, the guy he said verbatim. He said, they do have it, you dink. What's a dink? I don't know.
I don't know some fucking shit.
I mean, look, the guy's upset, and I understand.
Can you go to the story?
Because it's fun.
Let's have a little fun with Christopher Titus,
because he commented on my Instagram, so he asked for it.
Just like Jay Moore, when he stole Rob Shapiro's character,
he asked for it.
By the way, those nuptials have been consummated,
and Jay Moore officially doesn't have roommates anymore.
You can catch him at Soul Joel's,
where he'll be flying on Jeannie Buss' private jet
to Atlantic City Comedy Club for one show Thursday,
three shows Friday, and two shows Saturday.
Imagine being married to Jeannie Buss,
basically
a billionaire who runs the Lakers
and having to
take in a room at an improv.
Any Housers.
Yeah, let's...
Christopher Titus. So what happened with Christopher Titus?
I think he had a Fox sitcom.
I already quoted what he said.
It's, you know, so let's look.
Christopher Titus had a Fox sitcom, I remember.
And it was like, I think it was actually well rated.
You know, I think like he was going to do good.
Here we go.
Why did the show Titus get canceled?
Top one.
Show got canceled due to an argument with executives.
They wanted to split up Titus and Aaron
because the show Dharma and Greg had done similar
and their ratings went up.
So sometimes this works.
Sometimes you fight for it.
You know, like Chappelle's show fought for all those sketches
that became the most popular,
that Comedy Central was going,
whoa, whoa, whoa, we can't, you know?
Sometimes a show about nothing, you get it on the air,
and you just get complete control, and they probably said,
why don't we try this?
And Larry and Jerry were probably like, F you,
we're going to do it our way, and it works.
Sometimes it works.
But when you're Christopher Titus, sometimes it backfires on you.
The executives go, you know what?
You're not making us that much money that
we're going to listen to what you do. We're actually giving you a suggestion because we
wanted to get better ratings and you lose it. That's why I remember hearing this story that
he kind of like shot himself in the foot and the show got canceled. And that's how it works
sometimes in showbiz, babe. And listen, I'm not knocking it. I'm not knocking it because, listen,
I'm recording my podcast out of my old apartment.
But, you know, you can catch Christopher Titus
at the Funny Bone and you can catch him
in the Blue Room, which I'll be this weekend.
He was just at the Blue Room.
And I will be there this coming weekend
in Springfield, Missouri.
And click for tickets,
meaning that there's still tickets.
And there's still tickets for me.
I'm flying in on Thursday
so they can make me do radio.
This is the type of thing
I know my agent's nervous
because I don't...
Why?
Why are we doing it?
Springfield, Missouri,
they're not...
They don't come out.
Everyone who goes there
is just fucking,
they got to give away, Dan Soder went there.
They tried to raffle off Matt Rife tickets
if you went to see Dan Soder.
So Christopher Tye says,
but he is doing some theaters.
Look at that, Texas Theater, Hobby Center.
Yeah, I mean, he's doing it.
I mean, he's still a big comic.
Look at that, Minneapolis Theater,
Wilbur Theater, which I just did.
I love you.
I love you, Christopher Titus.
I hope we don't have a problem.
Okay?
Listen, here's the deal.
I love drag queens.
I'm just saying, Christopher Titus,
I just think that maybe we just stick to the one, two, threes ABCs and just let
the teachers read to the kids. How about that? How about that? Because drag shows started in
nightclubs. That's where they belong. It's like doing comedy in an open park. It's not a good
idea for people to hear it who didn't pay for it comedy's in a nightclub you want to go see
stand-up pay and it's at night and you have to be 18 and over uh what does trump have in republic
okay so he's a big i don't even know why you know it's not getting him anywhere oh he went all
politics oh yeah he's big oh yeah that's why's why he commented on my thing, because it's his shtick.
Yeah.
It's his shtick.
Oh, yeah.
You're the weasel.
What does Trump have on Republicans?
To my Republican countrymen.
Dude, you can't let politics take over.
The four horsemen, the Trump apocalypse.
Jesus.
Democrats versus Republicans.
This is why I'm a Democrat.
I'm a Democrat.
When did we drop our standards for leaders?
When did comedians become partisan politicians and thought leaders?
Oh, that's what happened.
He's pulling the old Bill Maher.
Okay.
So that's why. He saw that. He was like, I pulling the old Bill Maher. Okay. So that's why he saw that.
He was like, I'm going for it.
I'm going, I'm going to knock this Republican,
even though I'm not Republican.
He just saw it.
He's like, it's my, this is your brand now.
I get it.
You got a brand.
You're the Democrat.
You're a Democrat.
Congratulations.
You know, the comedy is always good
when someone can lead with what they are
I'm a Republican comedian
hey I'm this type of comedian
it's always the best
you know Louis CK is funny but
I didn't think he was funny until he came out
and he said in his show I am a liberal
Republican Democrat
if I don't know what your political
affiliation is,
I'm not listening.
I'm not listening.
Anyway, it wasn't, I don't even think he,
it wasn't, we don't have to scuff up.
We got no beef.
I'm just saying maybe we should start a show.
Christopher Titus, like Crossfire back in the day,
Tucker Carlson, remember he was on Crossfire
with the other guy, the other Weasley guy,
and they would be the Republican and the Democrat.
And they did that for ratings.
And they go, ah, well, well, school shootings,
we should regulate guns.
Oh, no, but a kid with a gun can only stop a bad guy.
And they just went, ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba.
Welcome to the Right First Left Show, ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba.
Now, and they used to talk about issues and they would sit down and there was a show with the Republican-Democrat.
Now, Tucker Carlson's on the NWO of Twitter and he's interviewing the guy who's claiming to have sex with Barack Obama.
Now, this guy was around a long time ago. Now, all these Barack Obama conspiracies, they're really, I think the chef dying in the two feet of water has sparked a lot of conspiracies.
It is a little weird that a guy drowns going to swim by himself in like a lake or a pond or something like that.
I don't know what his swimming status was.
But he was, it was his African-American chef, right?
Sometimes African-Americans,
they don't continue to advance swimming lessons. Let's just say that. And I don't know,
but since then there's a fun conspiracies that that was Obama's gay lover. And, um,
and, um, that's why he was killed. Do we know the status of that chef? Was he gay?
Did he have a wife?
Yeah, he had a couple of kids.
He had a couple of kids.
Okay, so, I mean, you know.
But that's not evidence that he wasn't in a gay relationship.
Yeah, nothing is evidence.
You can't, data cannot change.
Michelle Obama, I've seen pictures of her pregnant,
but listen, a lot of people just, she's Big Mike,
and that's what it is.
And look, I'm not saying she's not.
How am I supposed to know?
It could have been a doctored picture of her pregnant.
You know?
I don't know.
The only way we're going to find out is if we pull down her trousers and take a peek.
She's got a mud puddle under her.
She's got a dog.
Are we talking about a beef jerky,
or are we talking about a fun bun
what do you got michelle it's important americans need to know so they can figure
out their health care and their mortgage they gotta know what's the first lady a guy
as jason rossosen say i'm fooled okay so tucker carlson is doing hard-hitting stuff like this now now i said i messages to you
and you you you actually had like a moment of sadness for this country a little bit you were
like i'm sad that this is a news story so because when you look at who this guy is now, let's take a peek of the guy because he's, he's, um, let's, let's take a peek. Let's
take a, yeah, let's just take a quick listen. Let me guess. Hold on first, before you start it.
Hi Tucker. First of all, I want you to say, I really appreciate that you're the only one
picking up this story. And I know it's important because you don't have Moderna as a sponsor.
You don't have a bunch of sponsors.
You got nobody to answer to.
It's just you and Elon free speaking against the world.
Now I know Elon might've lost his mind
because his daughter went ultra woke.
It happens to everyone in Park Slope
and Brooklyn Heights as well.
Did you hear about that?
So Elon Musk has a daughter who like got like really woke.
So I think that has something to do.
Like, first of all,
I think he first struggled to remember her name and he was like, are you Tiffany again? And he's like, did I make you
like with like who, which who's your mom? And then she was like, it's not about that. Okay.
That's a partner, partner, love insemination. My name is six, five, three, seven, nine.
my name is 65379 you called me code one and i am a non-binary trans nazi liberal mafia member and he you know you know i always want to know what the true motivation is behind why people do
what they do and i'm not saying that that's why he started x and started you know wiling out with
free speech um and let's be honest, lean into the right hard.
Let's just call a spade a spade.
Elon's leaning to the right hard.
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that.
I'm just saying, I'd say he's leaning to the right hard.
And he's definitely given some air to some conspiracies.
I remember one he threw up there that he took it down.
I can't remember what it was.
Oh, it was the, it was the Nancy Pelosi's husband one where he was like, that he took it down. I can't remember what it was. Oh, it was the Nancy
Pelosi's husband one, where he was like,
that is a good question.
And it happens to be all on body cam and stuff
like that, but who knows?
Who knows? Maybe that Paul Pelosi was
having an affair. People are really,
who knows? Maybe every person
who makes six figures is
just a,
what's the word I'm looking for,
is a deviant.
Maybe once you get to six or seven figures,
you're a deviant.
Maybe everyone in power is a deviant.
I don't know because I don't have power,
thank God, but I'm miserable.
So maybe it's fun and that's why they do it.
I'm not, you know, but probably not.
I think it's probably not that Paul Pelosi
was having a gay affair with this guy.
And then the guy, what a guy, hit him with something in the head.
Hit him with a hammer.
Hit him with a hammer.
I doubt that.
I doubt it.
He might have said, I'm sick of this.
I can't pretend it.
It might have been that when the cops came in, like, what's going on?
He was like, I'm waiting, looking for Nancy.
He would have been like, I'm fucking sick of this.
Okay, Paul is still fucking prancing around San Francisco,
asking like he doesn't go to the whatever it's called, the old dollar.
What's that part of town?
He doesn't go to the Orange District and fucking leather dance with me.
And I fucking had enough, Mr. Police Officer.
Come and bash his brains with this fucking hammer.
We didn't hear any of that.
It just looked like a deranged guy who was lost in Internet culture.
Internet culture is warping people's brains.
It's a guy who spent a little bit too much time having his mind warped,
watching something, probably a bunch of insinuations from the Tim Pool podcast.
He'll be like this.
He'll be like, we're white, we're losing this country, but I'm a liberal.
Grab your guns, prepare I'm a liberal. Grab your
guns, prepare for the race war.
But I'm a liberal person.
I'm a liberal.
Underneath this beanie hat is a socially
conscious granola munchin
center city
Philadelphia lib.
But make sure you got two AR-15s.
Okay?
Make sure you got two. Ten. Why?
Because the government
is about to attack your living room
and the race war is coming.
But I'm a Democrat. I voted for
Obama.
People who...
That's very funny if you know Tim Poolis.
It's the old switch.
I'm tempted to do it every episode.
I'm tempted to do it every episode, right?
Cause the libs, the libs ain't checking in on this.
No, the libs ain't watching this.
The libs are going, what did he say?
What there shouldn't be dragged Queens and fucking kindergarten Nazi to the right.
Right. So I'm tempted every day to go, listen, what's really going on with big Mike's dick. drag queens in fucking kindergarten, Nazi to the right, right?
So I'm tempted every day to go,
listen, what's really going on with Big Mike's dick?
What are we talking about here?
The problem is we got a, we got a, we got a fascist Biden crime family.
Okay?
This is the problem,
is nobody is looking at Nancyancy pelosi and her deals with north korea
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So anyway, Tucker Carlson.
I don't know how we got swayed from this.
Oh, because I was saying, yeah, he's the gay lover and then Paul Pelosi.
So here he is.
This is Obama, the one guy who's coming forward
because he had jungle fever with our former president.
And it's Tucker Carlson on X.
Pulled up in a bar outside outside and there's this guy that's
introduced to me as Barack Obama.
I had given Barack $250
to pay for coke. I start
putting mine on a CD tray
to snort and next thing
I know he's got a little pipe and he's
smoking. Oh, he's cranking coke too!
I just started rubbing my ass on his thigh to see where
it was going and it went the direction
I had intended it who he was.
That's the obvious question.
What was Obama like back then?
Is it your sense that that's who Obama is?
Is he transactional?
Or that he's bisexual?
Or like, what is that?
It definitely wasn't Barack's first time.
And I would almost be wrong if I said it wasn't his last.
Because he, let me tell you something,
he knew some tricks in the sack that none of the boys,
none of the boys in the Chaz.
What's the gay part of San Francisco called?
The Tenderloin?
I think so.
I don't think it is, but it sounds like it.
Where did this happen?
Okay, so this is when he was in college at Occidental in California.
like it um where did this happen okay so this is when he was in college at occidental in california um so he's a crack smoker and a cocaine user who ended up going to where harvard or yale or
whatever where do you end up graduating from i think harvard law right harvard law where you
know a lot of people struggle with crack and then i'm graduating from the most prestigious
organization prestigious legal school in the country. Now, let's see
if there's any, is there any merit to this?
I like it. Don't get me wrong.
I'm enjoying.
I want him to be, he went to
Occidental, right in California.
Then he went to Columbia University.
A big problem with cracked
air. And then after that,
he graduated from Harvard Law School.
So did Big Mike big mike apparently is where
they met and their gay love started so this is tucker carlson now i think there's got to be good
info that he has that this is true or else he wouldn't have because tucker carlson never
supports any conspiracy theories and um he's not about salaciousness he's not about insinuation
innuendo salaciousness at all so what about insinuation, innuendo, salaciousness at all.
So what is the evidence?
We got to look into the evidence.
What's this guy's name?
You're looking at it.
This is the evidence.
This is the evidence, him?
Yeah.
Come on.
Can you go to something?
Can we pull up the guy's name and see who he is?
I think I texted you a whole Politico.
This guy's been around for a little while.
He didn't just emerge out of nowhere.
So wait,
first let's watch this Tucker.
Cause this one's good.
Like,
can we watch that?
Cause this is Tucker doing a little AOC speaking to camera through his
phone.
Obama had been having sex with men and smoking crack.
And a guy came forward,
Larry Sinclair and said,
I'll sign an affidavit.
And he did.
I'll take a lie detector.
And he did. I smoked crack a lie detector. And he did.
I smoked crack with Barack Obama and had sex with him.
Well, that was obviously true.
Nobody reported it, not because they were squeamish about sex or drugs, but because
the Obama campaign said anyone who reports on this gets no access to the Obama campaign.
And so they didn't report it.
People wanted access.
So that happens.
That's just one small example, but that access. Wait a second, pause it.
Because that's how our country works.
The president can deny access to reporters.
No, it's an open, you go in,
your organization, right, is credentialed,
and it goes in, and it gets prepped, you know.
So Obama said, if anyone reports,
and that was enough to keep it quiet.
If anyone reports in this, I'm not talking to you.
If anyone reports on my crack, coke, gay sex, bar perusing, wild days,
I will not talk to you.
You are dead to me.
So that was enough of a deterrent for journalists to lay off it
until Tucker got
unleashed on Twitter, the artist, the social media site formerly known as Twitter.
So Larry Sinclair, let's take a peek into Larry Sinclair. I bet you, let me guess, Larry Sinclair
has just been married to the same guy.
He's got a business.
Okay, let's take a peek.
This is from 2008.
So Larry Sinclair has been around for a long time.
Okay, there's his mugshot.
Larry Sinclair is wanted in Colorado.
Larry Sinclair is wanted in Colorado.
But you can catch him today at the National Press Club.
Sinclair is familiar to political junkie and reporters as the source of an outlandish allegation
about Senator Barack Obama.
Tales that begin with sex and drugs
and moved on to murder.
Okay, so I remember now.
He wrote a book about it.
He wrote a book.
So he actually has a book out
called, like, Butt Sex with Barack. I think it's what it's
called. We can check the title, but I'm pretty sure it was called Butt Sex with Barack. He's
from Duluth, Minnesota. He appears at the margins of every presidential campaign. And both presidents
George W. Bush and Bill Clinton had their own obscure accusers with dramatic allegations.
George W. Bush and Bill Clinton had their own obscure accusers with dramatic allegations.
Well, Bill Clinton's probably were true.
But as the old media ignores him, Sinclair has taken full advantage of the Internet and a video in which he makes his claims to a view of more than 900000 times.
So since 2008, he's been saying I had butt sex with barack he's reserved the holman lounge at downtown
washington's national press club to try to lend his story the legitimacy that comes with national
media attention his biography may get in the way of that pitch uh okay so they're saying some of
his personal history may conflict with him being a reliable source let's check public records and
court filings okay that's anyone can find reveal that he's a 27 year criminal with a specialty in crimes involving deceit the record includes forgery
charges in two states one of which drew Sinclair a 16 year jail sentence uh the Pueblo County
Colorado Sheriff's Office also has an outstanding warrant for Sinclair's arrest for forging an acquaintance's signature and stealing her tax her tax refunds uh hold on it is what it is said Sinclair's spokesman uh Montgomery Blair Sibley
of his client's criminal record he's not hiding from it he's not denying it okay I'm a guy who
does a lot of deceitful crime but when it comes to me talking
about having sex with the most powerful man at that time in the country i tell it like it is
i tell it like it is and obama i'll tell you this much it wasn't his first time because let me tell
you he worked it he worked that fucking sausage. I came three times with Barack.
Barack's got a clean asshole.
It's clean.
It's clean.
Let me tell you something.
People say he's got menthol lips from smoking cigarettes.
Well, let me tell you something.
He's got menthol anus as well because there's a blue fucking halo around that holy ass.
And you can believe me because I'm Larryry sinclair i did 16 years 16 years in two states so it's not being denied by his spokesperson here so what i'm telling you is public record
um he's got a criminal record uh he had jail sentence 16 years He was forging an acquaintance's signature and stealing her tax refunds.
Sounds like a fun hang,
but not a great guy if you know him
and he gets big and you get big.
He may make a story up about you.
But Sinclair has addressed the elements
of his criminal past.
So he's talked about it on his own blog
and in court filings punctuated by unusual spellings and capitalizations.
You don't say.
This guy's not a fucking, he's not a candidate for editor-in-chief of New York Magazine?
No?
County theft charges, Sinclair swore in a 2004 affidavit that his alleged victim seeks to use defendant as a scapegoat for her husband's and brother's problems with Mexican drug dealers.
This guy's hanging out with the creme de la creme. So it wasn't his fault. It was a scapegoat
because her husband and her brothers
had problems with Mexicans, Mexican cartels.
This is, I mean, sometimes you don't have to make jokes.
You can just read who the guy is.
Sinclair's affidavit, which he posted to his blog,
accompanying the request to a Colorado judge
to dismiss the warrant on the grounds that Sinclair was disabled
with a severe spine injury.
I can't come to work.
I hurt my back.
And nerve damage.
Okay, he was disabled.
So he wanted the warrant dismissed.
That returning to Colorado would put his life in danger
because of his disability.
And that he was terminally ill.
This was 2008.
He's still alive in 2023.
And he just gave an interview with Tucker Carlson on Twitter.
So terminally ill.
This sounds a lot like the black guy who did a special on HBO after telling
Ellen he had brain tumors in his head.
He's still alive.
So Sinclair.
So he,
this is funny when you go back and read this article from 2008
where his affidavit says that he's terminally ill he has a severe spine injury and nerve damage
but he survived a long time too it's 2023 he is uh and this is Sinclair, who is still alive, is 46. So now he's what?
This was 2008.
So now he's 60s.
Something like that.
He stands 5'7". He weighs 168 pounds, according to arrest records.
Kid's got a rap sheet.
Colorado records list him having 13 aliases,
Colorado records list him having 13 aliases, including Larry Vizcarra Avila and Mohammed Gahanan.
His story has generally been ignored by the mainstream media because he's been unable to substantiate his allegations.
But I thought he signed an affidavit and took a lie detector test.
He's come to public attention recently, however,
because his planned appearance at the National Press Club drew complaints from a wider array of prominent liberal bloggers,
led by whoever this person is.
Their petition to prevent Sinclair from renting space at the club,
which bloggers feared would lend him credibility,
drew more than 11,000 signatures.
Why would you stop
this i sometimes i don't understand like and i'm not even talking about who's right or wrong or if
this is true or not because i think it's true okay i think this is true you do i do think it's true
i think that he happens to be a con man is a coincidence right i just happen to believe it's
completely coincidental um um i believe it i believe i believe especially
when he said i tell you i tell you what it wasn't his first time that's you can tell right there
that's a detail right there that you could tell he's not lying um if he takes a lie detector test
on on the joe rogan podcast or the pds podcast or one of those podcasts is any passes.
It's all that.
That's enough for me.
He should identify Obama's dick.
Like the way they do.
He should,
he should be able to do a birthmark,
do a birthmark.
I told him,
well, he did identify the S.
I said,
there's a blue halo around it.
He's got the same sort of menthol ring,
cigarette ring.
Yeah.
His ass close.
Yeah.
His ass close.
It's a holy,
it's a holy hole.
But my point is,
you know, there was actually a lot of liberals who funded in the last, they funded like Lake and they funded some of the more extreme candidates because they knew that they would win against
them. When you got a gift like this you need to embrace it
you shouldn't try to protest to get it
you embrace it
maybe it's true let's hear him out
if I was in the Democrat war camp
I'd be like let's
grant him an interview
let's bring him in
so you're saying Tucker's working for the Dems
Tucker's working for the Dems
Tucker's working for the Dems because Tucker's working for the Dems. Tucker's working for the Dems
because Tucker is too much of an honest journalist.
Non-partisan.
He's just about the American people.
He's about the working man, truly.
That's what he cares about.
You don't know the bars I've seen Tucker hanging out in.
Not one pair of boat shoes.
Everyone was wearing socks and boots, drinking Miller Lights. seen Tucker hanging out in. Not one pair of boat shoes. Everyone
was wearing socks and boots,
drinking Miller Lights, just him at
the end of the bar, singing Sweet
Caroline with a bunch of
goddamn SpaceX
citizen
blue-collar workers
in blue jeans. He's a blue-jean
kind of guy you can have a beer with and
fucking eat some barbecue with, man. He's a blue jean kind of guy you can have a beer with and fucking eat some barbecue with, man.
He's not this fucking Newport blue blood
who hangs out and eats shellfish out of an Asian woman's face.
It's not that.
He's not up there in Newport, Rhode Island, sucking on scallops.
He's down there at the bar eating chicken fingers with Dennis.
In Uniontown, Pennsylvania, saluting
the flag and serving those people.
His viewers are his people and he's one of them, is my point.
So the only excuse I can have for this is he's been bought and paid for by the Dems.
Because no way he wouldn't just read this one article or go to the public
records and find out that the guy had an alias
named Mohammed
Gahanan.
Can we keep scrolling? Because this is
the gift that just keeps giving.
The website WhiteHouse.com
reportedly offered Sinclair $100,000 if he could pass a polygraph
test verifying his claims. He took them up on it and the site said in a press relief that the
polygraph organizers said his results indicated deception. That's not what was told to me by
Tucker. Who administered it? The polygraph is true or false based on who administers it.
So I don't White House. Obviously, it's going to come back deception. But whatever other one he
took came back true. Sinclair then suggested the polygraph sponsors had been bribed to skew the
results against him, an allegation his lawyer Sibley said he would expand on at his press
conference. So he got one polygraph wrong. But he must have taken
another one because Tucker says he took another one.
It just makes
sense that the guy smokes crack, man.
I mean, it just smokes. I mean, listen,
Hunter, look who his vice president is.
What do you think a party,
what do you think the holidays look like with the Bidens
and the Barack Obamas? We're talking about
trannies, coke.
I mean, it's all there, dude. I mean, it's all there, dude.
I mean, it's a fucking wild night.
It's a real wild night.
You know what I mean?
I want an invite to that party.
I want an invite.
I'll be honest with you.
And look, a lot of Republicans want an invite to that party too.
They don't want to admit it, but you got blow?
You got trance?
You got alcohol? You got a trance. You got alcohol.
You got yayo. You got bags of yayo in the West Wing.
So like many allegations, he's been accused of this by a lot of other people, right? Is there
a lot of other people have come forward and said, I also had sex with Barack Obama. I also smoke
crack because, you know, people who smoke crack don't usually just do it once. But hold up before we check on that. I just want to because this is just good. Sibley,
his lawyer, is best known as a lawyer for the D.C. madam, the late Deborah Jean Palfrey.
The Florida Bar Association suspended Sibley's license to practice law in part for being a vexed litigant, a suspension that applies in Washington,
D.C. as well. So the lawyer's got some issues as well. That's why she took the case. Wednesday,
WhiteHouse.com has scheduled a competing press conference outside the National Press Club to
discuss the results of the polygraph. Sinclair's brushes with the government long predate his
recent interest in Senator Obama. The details of his criminal
record surfaced after he filed the defamation
suit against three anonymous
online critics with the names Tube Socks
Ted D,
who has written, among other claims, that
he was living in a mental institution at the time
he allegedly met Obama.
Well, that you could
just look up, right? You could just look that up.
So maybe he wasn't living in a mental institution
the time he looked up.
Listen, I don't know.
I'm just saying, for Tucker to do this interview,
I believe there's got to be something better.
What is there?
I think Tucker would have came out with it, right?
He would have probably led with that,
being like, we have this evidence.
You told me where the birthmark is, okay?
We had operatives sneak into his whatever
multi-billion dollar mansion he lives in now
after he got rich after public office
from being a community organizer.
Now he's probably to his Netflix deals.
Everyone watched those shows,
by the way.
What did he do?
Wasn't he starting a podcast
and shows
and producing content?
Somehow you just end up
with hundreds of millions of dollars,
right?
Just somehow?
Yeah.
After office,
you just end up
with hundreds of millions of dollars.
Sometimes not after office.
Sometimes while you're in it,
depending on whatever stock tips
you hear
down the hall.
Oh, my God.
So he's only got one gay accuser.
Is there not anyone else?
How about crack?
Has anyone else?
I'm putting out, what do you call an SOS or a challenge or what is it?
I will, you will become a guest.
I want actually in your comments for me to hear your story. It doesn't have to be true. I just
want to hear your story about whatever trans crack party you were at with Obama. I want to hear about
your experience or someone you've met or someone your mother's friends may have dated who smoked crack with Barack Obama.
I want to hear it.
You will not only be a guest on the Honest Papast Hour, I will give you $110 out of my wallet. wallet okay if you to the to a credible story about smoking crack rock with barack hussein saddam
obama so what do we come up with there's only one so far there's only one accuser
we can't corroborate one other person who smoked crack with him is crack something you just smoke
once or does it kind of get its grips in you? Not if you're hunting Biden.
Well, has there ever been someone who smoked cracks who just laid off afterwards?
Is it like shelf it?
Is it like muscles where you take one and you're like, it's not for me?
You know?
Yeah.
What are the chances you smoke crack once?
Because what I hear is that it really gets its grips in you chemically.
But I mean, if you're like a rich guy, maybe it's like an off night.
You're like, hey, let's do something wild.
I want to smoke crack rock.
I want to smoke crack like the brothers in the ghetto.
What if Obama really speaks like that, like off camera?
And then he gets on camera and he's like that.
We're going to make the people.
And then he gets off and he's like, oh, give me some crack.
Where's my crack?
Where's my fucking pipe?
Where's my pipe?
So the guy wrote a biography.
He's got a, he's wrote a book.
Obviously there's truth to this story because it's on X.
So it must be, but we're on to diarrhea. Speaking, speaking of diarrhea.
Now, why does it depress you that that's a news story?
Just because, I mean, this is what we're concerned with now.
This is where we've ended up. This is where we've ended up. Yeah. This is truly,
this is where the national conversation is.
And truly, it's what most people are interested in.
Does the former first lady have a penis?
Did Barack Obama smoke crack and cocaine and have gay sex with a guy named Larry Sinclair
who has 16 aliases and did crimes in two states?
That's where we're at, for sure.
The national conversation is there.
Is Barack Obama an American citizen?
It kind of started there.
It gets hits, baby.
There's nothing better than a conspiracy.
We're talking about it now.
We're not going to be talking about some bill
and the details of a bill, right?
And the stupider the population of America gets,
the less they can understand the sophistication
of actual policy
bills, legislation, executive orders, the three branches of government, Supreme Court rulings.
They can't understand it from the horse's mouth. They need it regurgitated, you know,
a la the game of telephone by the fourth college dropout who's got a podcast or a content page,
who's trying to get clicks. It's a well-established American economy. And what's coming next is the Christian Ayatollah.
Be prepared. We will elect a Christian Ayatollah who will be the head of a megachurch who will get
famous at his megachurch. He's already speaking to fucking crowds of 30. He's doing fucking bigger arenas than Dave
Chappelle. He's shitting on Chappelle's
weekends.
It could be, what's his name? With the hair
and the closed eyes. Oh, uh,
Joel Osteen. Could be Joel Osteen.
But someone like that, there will
be a Christian Ayatollah, and
the Tim Dillon show will be cancelled.
It will be cancelled for Ayatollah and the Tim Dillon show will be canceled. It will be canceled for, for being gay smut.
It's, it's coming. It's, it's in America.
It's in the bowels of the American spirit.
Maybe we should turn this into a Christian podcast.
We will.
Might be good for us.
And we will. Yeah. Cause look, everyone's doing the conservative switch.
Yeah. Right. What's her name? A lot of people did that. Dave Rubin. will might be good for us and we will yeah because look everyone's doing the conservative switch yeah
right what's her name a lot of people did that dave rubin i'm a liberal gay guy trying to be a
comic wait a second now i'm the gay guy on the right um they're coming for you too because you're
living in sin he's gonna like wait a second no i thought the republicans were okay with kids we were
until uh we are able to be honest about the fact that you're a Satan seed.
Satan and the odds will look like that too.
You're Satan seed and you're Jew.
And you're Jew, Dave Rubin.
You're Jew.
Not you're a Jew.
You're Jew.
Satan seed Jew.
It's going to happen.
You know, that switch everyone's doing.
Candace Owens did that switch.
She was a liberal blogger.
You can't stand out as a lit, like you can't stand out.
Everyone's like, everyone's doing it.
But when you come and you go fucking,
Barack Obama hates black people.
People are going, let's listen to this black lady.
It's a good switch. It's a good move it's a
market to be filled like i did an orthodox jewish podcast the other day yeah i did really and
they're just like we got the market and i was like i know you do because you're you're you're
the only ones who broke what the rabbi wanted and started a podcast and had me on right so
they've interviewed maftis yahoo a couple other people and it was fun it was a lot of fun they were great guys but right away they got an audience because it's an underserved community
you know they mean there's a bunch of orthodox kids moving their curls back like this and
listening they're moving their curls and they go what whoa did he say that whoa that's not allowed
in the on the Sabbath?
Whoa! So there's going to be a bunch of people
who are Jews who are going to listen to me and a few
of them might sneak my special.
You know, it was worth it for me.
They'll watch it on a Saturday.
So there's
premeditated moves
you can make
that a lot of people do make that the people
are not aware of, but if they just
took one second to think about it, you can tell who's marketing and who's not, you know? And if
you want your art to be commercials, that's where we are now. In fact, like, that's where we are
now. Art is commercial. It's commercial. It's not done for the spirit of the soul or for the commonality of the human condition.
It's done to make money with premeditated planned moves and agendas
that used to only be reserved for Madison Avenue.
And you can see it everywhere.
You can see it on people's independent podcasts and their brands.
And people have gotten savvy,
and they just have become good marketers.
Like, I just threw up that video
of all those people saying my name.
It's almost got a million views.
It's a shit video.
Just people going, Giannis Pappas,
Giannis Pappas, Giannis Pappas.
But guess what?
You think you guys are going to have all the fun?
Well, here comes fucking Madman Yanni.
Here I come.
Here comes Madman Yanni. Fifth Avenue, baby. comes mad man. Yanni fifth Avenue,
baby.
I'm selling Coca-Cola.
What was his name?
Don Draper Pappas.
And I'm selling you fucking satisfaction.
Got a team.
Patreon.com.
Sass.
Yannis Pappas hour for the best Patreon.
Most wild uncensored,
most conservative,
most liberal.
Let's take down these fucking right wing Nazis. Listen guys, Patreon most wild, uncensored, most conservative, most liberal.
Let's take down these fucking right-wing Nazis.
Listen, guys, they're coming for your kids.
Whatever you want to believe, I'm here.
They're coming for your kids.
Oh, yep, the school shootings are starting.
Must be an election time.
Their Dems are starting out again.
Federal agents, every single one of them, feds.
My wife, fed.
Jesse's a fed.
They're all feds.
Proud Boys, feds.
They're all fucking fed.
Gavin McGinnis, Chinese spy fed.
Elon Musk, fucking fed.
They're all feds. They're coming for your kids. They're all Feds.
They're coming for your kids.
They're coming for your kids.
Also, sign up, patreon.com.
Just bleep that.
Right there, you got an audience.
That last sentence, I got an audience. And in this economy, I got, what, 20,000, 30,000 paying customers
who want to hear what my opinions are?
Clip it.
Yeah, or if I go the other way, you know?
Protect trans kids at all costs.
20,000, signed up right there.
Impeach Trump. 10,000, at least 10,000 signed up right there. Impeach Trump.
10,000, at least 10,000.
I'm in the algorithm somewhere.
I'm one of the videos coming up,
but this shit's not in any algorithm.
I'm in the Yanni algorithm,
which is just like,
do you want to be surprised?
Because who knows what this kid's going to say?
Anyhow, I love the comments too there will be people in this comment section on youtube right now the ones listening are the real
fans and on youtube we got some real fans but it's a lot of wackadoos you get a lot of wackadoos in
the youtube comments there will be some youtube comments who will try to prove to me that larry
sinclair is the real deal and i look forward them. And I will do an editorial retraction based on your information
that Barack Obama is a crackhead homosexual.
But let's get to the good stuff,
because a Delta flight had to make a U-turn,
and this is how I'm going to get out of my Springfield, Missouri.
I'm going to shit all over the plane.
I'm supposed to be in Springfield, Missouri right now
when you're watching this, but I'm probably not because I shit all over a Delta plane. First of all, to make the news, because I'm supposed to be in Springfield, Missouri right now when you're watching this, but I'm probably not because I shit all over a Delta plane.
First of all, to make the news, because I'm marketing, I'm Don Draper.
Listen, comics shits all over Delta plane.
Comics has diarrhea all over first class.
Comics shits on stewardess.
Getting better.
Comics says knock, knock joke.
It ends with diarrhea spray in face of person sitting next to him in row two.
I'm in the news.
I'm in the news.
People's memories are short.
I'm in the news.
That's the second advantage to what I do.
The first advantage is that I'm not in Springfield, Missouri.
That's the biggest pro I will get out of shitting
all over my Delta flight this weekend
to Springfield, Missouri
for whoever the fuck is showing up.
So they made a
U-turn because of a diarrhea incident.
And diarrhea is spelled
in a weird way here.
D-I-A-R-R-H-O-E-A?
This is the BBC.
Oh, so this bit, diarrhea?
Diarrhea?
Let me go to the post.
They got the juice.
Delta flight makes U-turn.
All right, here's America.
Delta flight forced into emergency landing
because passengers shit all over the place.
BBC's like,
somebody defecated on the floor.
There was a passenger who had had to go to the loo.
Didn't quite make it to the loo.
So they were kind of just caught up and didn't make it to the loo.
And then you get to the post.
Shit all over the place.
Delta flight from Atlanta to Barcelona was forced to turn around
and make an emergency landing after a passenger had diarrhea
all the way through the plane.
The Airbus A350 was two hours into the transatlantic flight from Georgia.
Wow, you got to make just a U-turn right over North Carolina.
When the pilot asked to come back because of the fecal fiasco,
this is a gift for whatever writer was on this beat.
This is a biohazard issue, the pilot said, traffic control.
We got a fucking ass terrorist on flight 479.
This is worse than 9-11.
The pilot said to air traffic control,
we've had a passenger who's had diarrhea all the way through the airplane,
so they want to come back
to atlanta what does that mean i assume it means someone took down their pants and shit all over
the plane like all the way down the aisle just all the way down the fucking aisle from first class
to all the way to the back let's get some witnesses here the identity of the passenger remains a
mystery but the passengers and crew were transferred and they flew on a different plane.
They made it to Barcelona.
So it's a success story.
It is not known if the passenger
who had a digestive problem was aboard the plane
when it touched down in Spain.
Wait, they just forgave him for shitting all over the plane?
He was like, can I get on the next flight now?
And they're like, yeah, sure.
plane he was like can i get on the next flight now and they're like yeah sure um they there was a a federal aviation authority flight strip was posted on reddit which appeared
to confirm the situation was a biohazard all over the plane so if it's all over the plane
um what did it back did he back it up and it shot all over the place cleaning crews were able to scrub down the aircraft
no he shit everywhere
the company did not elaborate on the medical reason
I'm thinking this is probably a prank
gone wrong or something
one of these YouTube pranks
like I'm going to just shit on the plane
probably something like that
what do you get for shitting all over the plane?
Looks like there's no consequences.
Or I don't know if the law has,
the law has been created.
We'd need like a seminal legal work on what,
what kind of charges that is defecating in a public,
like what is the defecating in a closed area?
A defecating,
what I don't mean, you know, are you, if you're in a closed area? Defecating what?
I don't mean, you know.
If you're in the Mile High Club, if you bang in the bathroom.
But if you shit on the plane, outside of the bathroom,
that's an exclusive club right there.
You're talking rare air.
You're talking Lionel Messi.
You're talking there's not a lot of people who've done that.
This guy, I assume it's a guy.
I don't think a girl would do this.
Oh, it'd be good if it was.
If it's a girl, that would be great.
But it'd be funny if they go back and they see that this was planned.
Like they go back into the personality and they see all the plans,
like a terrorist or a school shooter.
Like they planned their meal before and they're like, all right, I'm going to Chick-fil-A
and I'm going to just fucking eat a bunch of White Castle,
like 20 burgers.
And like he filmed the whole thing
and he had a treatise and it was like all,
this was like a terrorist attack,
except he used diarrhea.
That would be fun.
That would be really fun.
If they go back, he's like,
he's been planning this for months.
He's been trading his stomach to eat horrible. Okay. He was holding in that diarrhea. Like he
got sick two days ago. Cause you know how hard it is to hold diarrhea in, but he trained his
body to be able to be poisoned by food. So he would eat, like he would probably put his own
fecal matter on the food and eat it just so he would have diarrhea so he could train himself.
So he got so sick and he had such a backlog of so many White Castle burgers.
And then he went to Taco Bell.
Went to Taco Bell at the Atlanta airport just to top it off.
Right?
And then he just drank a gallon of milk.
And he just sat down like a terrorist.
He sat down like Muhammad Atta with the box cutter.
And they say, where are you flying? He goes i'm love laverne and shirley you know that's probably what the terrorists do like you
know muhammad atah was like where are you flying like laverne and shirley happy days happy days
just studied a few words in english i'm laverne andne and Shirley just had a look at his face with the...
He had a look on his face
with the glasses on, just waiting for the plane.
And then he just went up and said,
Hey, this is a hijack of this plane.
I want you to fly
right now to Tehran, Iran.
Pfft.
Pfft.
And he was just holding people hostage with his ass cheeks god i want to speak to the pilot
open the door open the door and don't make any sudden moves the waitress
you shit on her i told you you. You're just praying, shooting people with shit?
Like a super soaker.
Like a super soaker.
That's what must happen.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this episode.
We will definitely be going to YouTube education,
YouTube re-education camp after this puppy,
which is what they do now is you can go to a class, right? You take a class.
So now that's what they do now, is you can go to a class, right? You take a class. So now that's what they do.
So if they don't like your podcast,
YouTube will waive a creator's content violation form
if they attend a class.
Now, how do you attend the class?
Is it virtual?
Or do you got to show up in San Francisco?
Is this a new business
where they're trying to revive that shithole?
What is going on?
They want to give content creators who
violate guidelines a second chance. They believe take an educational training course. Hi, Giannis,
welcome to YouTube's education class. Now, you beeped the word a few times when you just beeped it, right? But we know what you're saying in the context.
So we are not allowing that type of behavior anymore. Okay? From now on, your podcast is
going to be about this and only this. Let's see what the new policy course has explained right
here. YouTube will now allow individuals warned based on specific
policies they break. Instead of a general
lifetime warning that covers all of its policies,
YouTube says it will give creators more
opportunities to learn
why their content may have crossed
the line. That's going to be
fun with comedians.
When you're going like, it was a joke, and they're going like,
what's a joke?
We have sponsors.
Let's see.
Hello, Siders.
I'm here to mention your creator liaison.
And today I am talking with Jennifer Flannery O'Connor.
Oh, she seems like fun.
I am the VP of product management for trust and safety at YouTube.
Okay, so hold on.
This lady, no doubt, watched our channel very early on.
She has got hall monitor.
She's got front of the class.
She's got just, she's watching this right now.
I love you.
I think you're doing a great job.
I mean, you can just tell.
Some people are just the part.
You can just see the power in her eyes,
like just how much she loves it.
And look at this cock.
Let's go.
New initiative around policy, warnings, community guidelines.
What is it and why?
At YouTube, we've always had community guidelines, which roughly outline what are the rules of the road for uploading content to YouTube.
And we've always had what we call a strike system in place,
which says if you violate our rules more than three times within 90 days,
It's called the Yanis Papasau rules.
But the changes that we recently announced are a way to help teach creators
more about what our policies actually are.
In the new system,
Look at those eyes.
that you violated our policies and an option to take a training course.
If you decided to take that training, this is really fucking freaky.
Specific to the general area of our policy that you violated to try to teach you about where the line is or is not.
And also, if you don't violate that policy again in the next 90 days, that warning would be completely wiped off.
Oh, that's cool.
Just to be clear, though, this update is about how the system works, right? We're not making
changes to what is enforced on the platform. Exactly. Our community guidelines. I love these
lofts. And we still do. Is this how we rehearsed it? Three strikes and you're out, meaning three
strikes and you lose your channel because creators who routinely violate our policies sort of make
the community worse for everyone. So could you walk us through exactly maybe what the differences are
between the warnings as they were and what they're going to be going forward we actually introduced
this concept of a warning a few years ago when we made some other updates to our strike system
with the premise that you know we actually introduced this system once we started realizing
that our children's content and, um, a lot of big, uh, media supported content, um, was a lot more,
you know, TV friendly, ABC, um, bigger money. Um, once we sold out, sold out the content creators who made our platform what it is
and started actually showing Viacom's content on there and sort of skewing the system in their
favor and the algorithm for movie promotions and whoever pays us the most money to give
algorithm priority to, we decided we'd come up with a strength system for independent content creators
since we're the only dance in town,
which is always good.
All right, let's hear what else Crime McGriff has.
Screamers are good and they actually want to comply
with our policies if they knew.
And so we're going to give them an extra chance.
But in the old world,
we just gave you that extra chance, the warning. We didn't actually give you any means other than if you
wanted to dig through our very dense help center to understand what are YouTube's policies and what
did I do wrong? And when we lost it- I guess that's helpful to know what it is, you know?
And that'll be fun to have to hear someone at YouTube say the word bleep it.
Oh God.
be fun to have to hear someone at YouTube say the word bleep it. Cover my mouth with Joe DeRosa's face. Like, well, at minute 47. And then you have to explain, like, you said
Barack Obama smokes crack. And you're like, well, I was making fun. And then you're like, all right, is this what the class is about?
Context.
It's all a joke.
Everything we do here is to try to entertain you, to make you laugh.
We're not thought leaders.
This is not a real news organization.
This is a disclaimer that YouTube sent me in an email that I have to say.
I am a comedian.
This is all for jest.
Nothing I said should be serious. I'm very, very to say, I am a comedian. This is all for jest. Nothing I said
should be serious. I'm very, very, very, very, very liberal. I'm so liberal. I fucking send
social security to myself. I'm so liberal. I take food stamps and give them, I buy food stamps and
hand them out to people. I'm so fucking liberal. I've moved to San Francisco to live on the street
and help those people learn Italian.
Guys, hope you enjoyed that episode.
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